00:00Dance the man
00:04Dance the man
00:08Dance the man
00:22Up, up, up, up
00:26Oh, my God.
00:55Dennis!
01:05Open it up, Dad. I want to see how fast our car can go.
01:12Forget it, Dennis. I have no intention of breaking the speed limit.
01:17Oh, that's too bad.
01:19Here, Ruff, catch!
01:20Ruff!
01:23Ha-ha! Nice going, Ruff.
01:25Get the ball, Ruff.
01:29What the... I can't see.
01:32No big deal, Dad. It's just Main Street.
01:37What's going on?
01:39You're doing great, Dad.
01:44Uh-oh. What have I done?
01:48What's wrong, mister? Didn't you see the red light?
01:51Well, I couldn't, officer, because of my son here.
01:54That's it. Blame it on a sweet, innocent little kid.
01:57He's right, Dad.
01:58Because you always say I make you see red.
02:02Dennis, please don't try to help me.
02:05Besides, you said yourself,
02:07you've got a new invention for breaking the speed limit.
02:09Oh, you have, eh?
02:11He misunderstood, officer.
02:13What I said was no intention of breaking the speed limit.
02:16I think we'd better discuss this down at the station house.
02:21What?
02:22Gotcha.
02:22You don't have to go with him, Dad.
02:24I beat him to the draw.
02:26Now listen, Squirt.
02:28Whoa!
02:30Dennis, how could you?
02:32Well, he said Squirt, so I squirted.
02:35Great.
02:36I get to write two tickets for one family.
02:40Hey!
02:42Hey, give that back, you mutt.
02:45Make that three tickets.
02:47Stop right where you are!
02:58Come back, you mangy mongrel!
03:00I'll help you get it, Mr. Officer.
03:08Rob!
03:08Come back here, you little brat.
03:12We're all called the police.
03:14Forget it, Charlie.
03:15You know there's never a policeman around when you need one.
03:19Stop!
03:19In the name of the law!
03:22Are you all right?
03:23Here's your policeman.
03:37You want to tell him something?
03:39I sure do, but he'll probably arrest me if I do.
03:46Careful, Fred.
03:47This stuff is awful fragile.
03:51Uh-oh.
03:52Look out for that dog.
03:56Whew.
03:57Missed.
03:57Missed again.
04:09Well, two out of three isn't bad.
04:17Well, did you find your dog?
04:20Yeah.
04:21He just ran inside the bank.
04:22Good.
04:23Okay, everyone.
04:25Rach, this is a sticker.
04:27Here, make believe this is a gas tank and fill it up.
04:38I sent you.
04:40Now drop it.
04:42I give up.
04:43Don't shoot.
04:44You might hand it over.
04:46Give it to me.
04:48Huh?
04:50What a thing.
04:52I got them to be so on me.
04:54Maybe he didn't, but I did.
04:56Reach for the sky, partner.
04:59Don't shoot.
05:01I give up.
05:02Good work, Johnson.
05:12You'll get a promotion for this.
05:15Promotion?
05:16What for?
05:17For capturing Harry the Heister.
05:19He's number two on the most wanted list.
05:22Now I'll never be number one.
05:24Your assistant here deserves a special thanks.
05:29From now on, you are an honorary member of the police department.
05:33Gee, it's a lucky thing I brought along my water gun.
05:36I was captured by a water gun.
05:40I thought I was the only one who used one.
05:43I understand you've got a promotion coming.
05:46I sure do.
05:48Thanks to Dennis, the honorary policeman.
05:51And now, that ticket I was going to give you is all torn up.
06:01And for that, I'm writing you a ticket for littering.
06:05I think we ought to discuss this down at the station, now.
06:09Let me throw you a pass with my new football, Dennis.
06:24Okay, Joey.
06:26Make it a long one.
06:28Give it all you got, Joey.
06:31Now what's he doing?
06:32He's right by my prize flower bed.
06:39Dennis, don't.
06:48Turn it away.
06:50Turn it away.
06:52Gosh, Mr. Wilson.
06:54This darn sprinkler must have moved.
06:57That's what I'd like to do.
06:59Move.
07:00You mean you don't like your house, Mr. Wilson?
07:03I love the house.
07:04I just wish it was somewhere else.
07:07Like where?
07:07Some place far, far away.
07:11But then we wouldn't be neighbors.
07:13Gosh, I never thought of that.
07:17Okay, Joey.
07:19This time, just hike the ball to me.
07:21Sure, Dennis.
07:26You better not stand upside down like that.
07:30You're going to get dizzy.
07:31Never mind, Joey.
07:33Just hike the ball.
07:34Ah!
07:37Dennis!
07:38I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson.
07:50Is there anything I could do?
07:52No, Dennis.
07:53You've already done enough.
07:59Cleaning up this glass is the least I can do.
08:01That's what I want, Dennis.
08:04The least you can do.
08:06From now on, Dennis, I want you to think of my house as gone.
08:09Missing.
08:10Not here anymore.
08:12Gone?
08:13But that's silly, Mr. Wilson.
08:14It's right there.
08:16No.
08:17Dennis, when you look over here, I want you to see nothing but a vacant lot.
08:22Okay, I'll try.
08:25Remember, a vacant lot.
08:28Gee, it looks so empty.
08:33Hey, what about my football, Dennis?
08:36I want my football.
08:39Okay, okay.
08:40I'll get your football.
08:41Mr. Wilson, can I go in and get Joey's football?
08:44Didn't you hear what I said, Dennis?
08:46I no longer have a house.
08:48This is a vacant lot, remember?
08:50Now out of my way.
08:52I'm gone.
08:53What's he mean he's gone?
08:56I think he means he's moving his whole house away.
09:01Wow, Joey.
09:02That's the biggest truck I ever saw.
09:08You're right, Dennis.
09:10It's big enough to carry Mr. Wilson's house.
09:13Oh, my gosh.
09:14Mr. Wilson said he wanted to move his house.
09:17This must be the truck for him.
09:19You sure we got the right street?
09:21I don't know.
09:22It's all smudged.
09:23I can't read it.
09:24Well, what's the street number?
09:26That part's torn off.
09:28Hey, kid, you know somebody around here having his house moved?
09:32Yeah, I'm afraid I do.
09:34It's that one right there.
09:39Yeah, look, the kid must be right.
09:41The window's all boarded up.
09:43This must be the place.
09:44Let's get it over with.
09:45Right.
09:57Okay, she's ready to roll.
09:59The part I can't get over is Mr. Wilson never even said goodbye.
10:13I bet that's why he's coming back.
10:19Mr. Wilson, Mr. Wilson, you came back.
10:22I knew you'd come back.
10:24Of course I came back, Dennis.
10:26I just went to buy a large pain.
10:28Why'd you have to buy one?
10:30You always said I was a large pain.
10:32Shh, don't talk so loud.
10:34You'll wake Mrs. Wilson.
10:35Huh?
10:37Mrs. Wilson was in there?
10:40What do you mean, was?
10:43Huh?
10:45Where's my house?
10:47The house movers took it.
10:49I told them yours was the house they were looking for.
10:52My house?
10:53You told them to move it?
10:55Don't worry.
10:56Mrs. Wilson will tell them where to take it.
10:58Martha, she was in the house when they took it away.
11:01That's what I'm trying to tell you.
11:03Quick, show me which way they went.
11:10I think they turned here.
11:16Look, Mr. Wilson.
11:18There it is.
11:26Stop, you idiot!
11:28The heck with them.
11:29Let him honk himself into a nervous breakdown.
11:37George, will you please stop that snoring?
11:46Stop!
11:46Pull over!
11:48Boy, these guys are real doozy.
11:51Right at it, it's a demolition derby.
11:53Don't let them rattle you.
11:54Our responsibility is to the owner of this house,
11:57not to some nutsy driver.
11:58You don't understand!
12:01That's my house!
12:02My wife!
12:09Watch out, Mr. Wilson!
12:12My gosh!
12:19Boy, this is a whole lot better.
12:22Plenty of fresh air and sunshine.
12:24Yeah, lots of head room!
12:25Yeah, lots of head room!
12:27My house, my car!
12:29Because of you, Dennis, everything important in my life has been destroyed.
12:33I wouldn't say that, Mr. Wilson.
12:35I wouldn't say that, Mr. Wilson.
12:36Mrs. Wilson looks about the same.
12:45I'll see if I can make him stop, Mr. Wilson.
12:48Hey, mister!
12:49You got the wrong house!
12:51Now the jerk's got his kid yelling at us.
12:54Hey, isn't that the same kid we saw up in front of this house?
12:57Hey, you got the wrong house!
13:01The wrong house?
13:12Oh, my gosh!
13:13Your house is getting away!
13:16Try to ride it out, Martha!
13:18We only owe 11 more house payments!
13:29Martha!
13:32Uh-oh, Mr. Wilson!
13:34It looks like the house is gonna tip and fall!
13:37Don't.
13:37Don't stop!
13:38Hang on!
13:39My house!
13:42It's too early to be relieved, Mr. Wilson,
13:45because on the other side of that hill,
13:47there's nothing but a huge cliff.
13:49A cliff?
13:57My house!
13:59My wife!
14:00My football!
14:12I can't look.
14:15It's incredible, Mr. Wilson!
14:21What's incredible?
14:22What's down there?
14:25Da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
14:27Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
14:30Da-da-da-da-da-da!
14:32What a beautiful setting!
14:34Oh, George, this is lovely!
14:37Why, you rascal,
14:38you never told me the wonderful surprise you were planning.
14:42Surprise?
14:43Oh, yes. Surprise.
14:46George, it's what I've always wanted.
14:49A house next door to a babbling brook.
14:53It's what I've always wanted, too.
14:55A house that isn't next door to a babbling Dennis.
14:58It's like a beautiful dream, George.
15:01The trees, the mountains, the chirping birds.
15:05Imagine. No more Dennis at the front door.
15:09No more Dennis helping me and ruining my life.
15:12At last I'm free, Martha. Free! Free!
15:17What's that sound?
15:18I found them for you, Mr. Wilson.
15:20They're gonna move your house back again.
15:27No sweat. We'll have it up and out of here in no time.
15:31Back on Elm Street where it belongs.
15:33No, stop. I don't want it moved back.
15:37We got it, mister.
15:38We could lose our jobs for a goof-up like this.
15:42Don't, please. I don't want to.
15:48Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
15:52There you go, mister.
15:54It's right back where it was.
15:56Sorry about the mistake.
16:00Okay, Joey.
16:02Give me a long one.
16:04Ah!
16:04Dennis!
16:08Nice catch.
16:11Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
16:14Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
16:22Ready, Rob?
16:23Ruff, ruff.
16:24How about you, Margaret?
16:26Ready, willing, and able.
16:28Then let's start making lemonade.
16:30Ruff, ruff.
16:32Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff.
16:34Dennis' super-duper lemonade stand
16:56is ready to open for business.
16:59Dennis' lemonade stand?
17:00I'm the one who thought up all this.
17:03But the lemons are mine,
17:05the boot is my dad's,
17:06and ruff is mine.
17:08Oh, Dennis Mitchell!
17:12Hey, look!
17:14Our very first customer.
17:16Hey, Dad,
17:17how about a nice refreshing glass
17:19of Dennis' lemonade?
17:21Well, I only walked from the house to here,
17:23but I guess I am a little thirsty.
17:26That'll be 50 cents, please.
17:29Hmm, a little steep, but okay.
17:33Well, how do you like it?
17:36Just right, you say?
17:38Great.
17:39I was afraid it might be too sour.
17:41Here, Margaret.
17:42Here's your share.
17:44Ten cents?
17:46Remember,
17:47my lemons,
17:48my boot,
17:48my ruff.
17:50My foot!
17:51That does it, Dennis Mitchell!
17:53Our partnership is over!
17:55Oh, so you're opening a lemonade stand, too, huh?
18:02Hey, Joey,
18:04you want to buy some super-duper lemonade?
18:06Sure, Dennis.
18:08How much is it?
18:09It says right up there.
18:11Can't you read?
18:12Nope.
18:13In that case,
18:14it says 75 cents.
18:16It does not!
18:18It says 50 cents!
18:19Dennis Mitchell!
18:21How could you try to cheat your best friend?
18:24Hey, business is business.
18:26Never mind him, Joey.
18:28I'll sell you some lemonade for only 40 cents.
18:31Wow!
18:32Only 40 cents?
18:34That's a real bargain.
18:36See you later, Dennis.
18:38But, Joey,
18:39I'm your best friend.
18:41Business is business.
18:42Okay, Margaret.
18:44One glass, please.
18:46Hey, Joey!
18:48I'll let you have some for only 35 cents.
18:52Wow!
18:53That's a good deal.
18:55Oh, Joey!
18:58I'm running a special sale today.
19:0230 cents!
19:04Wow!
19:05That's even better.
19:06Hey, Joey!
19:0728 cents!
19:0919 cents!
19:1013 cents!
19:1310 cents!
19:147 cents!
19:164 cents!
19:19Okay, Joey.
19:21My final offer.
19:22A penny.
19:23Hmm.
19:24I'll give it to you for free.
19:27Hold on.
19:28I'll make you my partner.
19:30Dennis,
19:31you should drive a hard bargain.
19:34Well, Joey,
19:35what do you think of the new sign?
19:38My picture could be a bit bigger.
19:41Uh-oh.
19:42We'll need lots more lemons
19:44once the customers start rolling in.
19:46Where are we gonna get some?
19:48Mr. Wilson has a lemon tree.
19:50I'm sure he'll let us have all we want.
19:54No, you can't have any lemons.
19:57Last time, you stripped the tree bare.
19:59I bet he's eating them himself.
20:02That must be why he's such a sourpuss.
20:06Oh, all right, Dennis.
20:07But only those lemons that have fallen on the ground.
20:11Oh, boy!
20:12Thanks, Mr. Wilson.
20:15What luck.
20:17There isn't a single lemon on the ground.
20:20Don't worry, Joey.
20:21I have an idea.
20:22I'm glad my mom still had
20:25this old weight-reducing machine in the attic.
20:27Plug it in, Joey.
20:37Huh?
20:39What in blazes?
20:40Thanks for your help, Mr. Wilson,
20:48but I think we have enough lemons already.
20:56We're out of sugar.
20:57Go ask Margaret if she can lend us some.
20:59Okay, Dennis.
21:01You want sugar?
21:02I'll give you sugar.
21:04How about some water with that?
21:08Yes, please.
21:11Thanks.
21:12Hey, Margaret.
21:12Can you lend us some ice, too?
21:14Sure I can.
21:15I'll just set my machine on high for you.
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22:03Cookie Charge!
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