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00:00:30Owners are reminded that throwing objects at the president will result in a fine, which will be reflected in the bill.
00:00:37in the monthly payment. Thank you and may God grant you luck.
00:00:41First item on the agenda. A heartfelt thank you to our administrator Gregorio for going above and beyond the call of duty and
00:00:47with total disregard for their physical integrity, extinguish the fire that ravaged our building.
00:00:54And as soon as he's discharged, he comes to work. That's dedication.
00:00:58And why do you keep coming to the meetings if you're not an owner?
00:01:02I don't know, they're an oasis of horror in a desert of boredom.
00:01:08You do seem more cheerful, don't you?
00:01:10Look, look, I came here to sort out my sick leave and insurance compensation.
00:01:15That's not appropriate; you burned out in your free time. But to compensate you, I propose awarding you the Community Merit Medal.
00:01:22Hey, hey! And how much does that cost?
00:01:24Concha, please, you have saved our homes.
00:01:26Gregorio, I present to you the highest decoration of our community.
00:01:30Previously awarded only to our former president Bartolomé Méndez Zuloaga, teacher and mentor, posthumously,
00:01:36when he died in the line of duty testing the first elevator that was installed in the neighborhood.
00:01:40Just the day after I slept with him.
00:01:42Marisa.
00:01:46Hey, it says here "cadet chess runner-up".
00:01:50Uh, yes, they've made a mistake.
00:01:51Very good test, as it says on the back.
00:01:53Juan, there are more items on the agenda, because I have a life beyond meetings.
00:01:57Hey, where's the dick?
00:01:59It's not just the dick anymore, now it's the dick and dick.
00:02:01You two have broken up, right? And how are you?
00:02:04Wait a minute, is this man's and Lucía's private life on the agenda?
00:02:08No, but we'll put it in.
00:02:09Gregor, point three.
00:02:10No, maybe it will help me to tell it.
00:02:14Well, I'm devastated, to be honest.
00:02:15Okay, please, let's continue.
00:02:18I already have the amount of the special assessment we have to pay for post-fire renovations.
00:02:22Emilio, please.
00:02:25Now everyone can open the envelope at home and cover the expense in private.
00:02:28Why don't you just tell us?
00:02:32How much?
00:02:33Allow this.
00:02:34Juan, five thousand four hundred euros per neighbor, but this levy is an absolute plus mark.
00:02:39Juanito Valderrama is back in action.
00:02:41These are the moments when I'm glad I'm not a homeowner.
00:02:46Yes, I know it's a large figure, but it can't be adjusted any further.
00:02:49I've spent all night crunching numbers, trying to get a fair price.
00:02:52That's what I want to do with my bathroom, with small tiles.
00:02:56Hey, I suppose the renovation of our house will be included.
00:02:59Yes, of course, and a spa day that I'm going to have for myself, on the terrace.
00:03:03Ah, well then it's not so expensive, huh?
00:03:04I'm sorry, Juan.
00:03:05Juan, I cannot afford this expense.
00:03:07Can't.
00:03:07No no.
00:03:08And what about me?
00:03:09Because I don't feel like it.
00:03:10Tranquillity.
00:03:11I have a comprehensive plan to prevent the bankruptcy of our community.
00:03:14For example, the segregation of the attic as an independent dwelling to sell it.
00:03:19But that would mean Andrés leaving...
00:03:22What a load of crap!
00:03:23Look, you're not getting me out of there, not even with hot water.
00:03:27This man is unwell, isn't he?
00:03:28I don't want to.
00:03:30Okay, we're getting off topic.
00:03:32We'll start by eliminating silly expenses.
00:03:34For example, the administrator.
00:03:35That?
00:03:36One, two, three, answer again.
00:03:37Not Gregor, man, he's a good kid.
00:03:40Don't you want to be left alone in power?
00:03:42Coup plotter!
00:03:43If you look at the expenses section, you'll see what it costs the administrator each month.
00:03:48Votes in favor of getting rid of Gregorio?
00:03:50I'm sorry, it's just the circumstances.
00:03:53Know that you are leaving with all our love.
00:03:54And with this loud applause from the audience.
00:03:57Emilio.
00:03:58Already.
00:03:59Very good.
00:04:00As you wish.
00:04:02You'll hear from me.
00:04:03Yes, yes.
00:04:04Writes.
00:04:05You should have erased his hard drive.
00:04:07Top secret community documents are being handled.
00:04:09Well, look, he's going on unemployment, but with a medal.
00:04:18Marisa, breathe.
00:04:19It's slipping away, it's slipping away, it's slipping away.
00:04:21Marisa, are you okay?
00:04:22That's crazy, are you okay?
00:04:24We'll come and give you a check-up tomorrow.
00:04:27Tobacco will kill you.
00:04:29And what do I do, Juan?
00:04:29Should I call an ambulance?
00:04:30No, no, let them call her.
00:04:32And then they charge the community for it.
00:04:34No one can live here, here, here, here.
00:04:37Not here, not here.
00:04:39Every day is like this.
00:04:41I couldn't imagine it when I came here.
00:04:44I was just looking for some peace.
00:04:46I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.
00:04:48No one can live here, here, here.
00:04:51Not here, not here.
00:04:52No, no, no.
00:04:53No one can live here, here, here.
00:04:55Not here, not here.
00:04:57No no.
00:04:57If the rumba starts, I can't find the goalkeeper.
00:05:02My neighbors watch and listen to me.
00:05:04I can't stand being in this place.
00:05:07Put it in a cocktail shaker.
00:05:11Me in an earthquake and a big mouth.
00:05:16And you'll have this ladder.
00:05:20No one can live here, here, here.
00:05:23Not here, not here, no, no, no.
00:05:25No one can live here, here, here.
00:05:27Not here, no, no.
00:05:29No one can live here, here, here.
00:05:32Not here, not here, no, no.
00:05:34No one can live here, here, here.
00:05:36Not here, not here.
00:05:39Here, here, here, nobody lives.
00:05:41Here, here, here, nobody lives.
00:05:43Here, here, here, nobody lives.
00:05:46No
00:05:49So Yago hasn't called you again?
00:05:52This has never happened to me before.
00:05:53Normally, guys have followed me.
00:05:55Not me behind them
00:05:56Aha, welcome to the Nifunifá club
00:05:59The Nifunifá club?
00:06:01Those that a guy lets pass by
00:06:03He's not regretting it for the rest of his life.
00:06:05Dude, damn, she was so hot
00:06:07I was such an idiot.
00:06:08Look, if you go out partying and you have to pay for your own drinks
00:06:11You're the Nifunifá club
00:06:13I thought he was going to call me
00:06:14Look, I listened to you, I stopped shaving.
00:06:16Ah, that's love, huh?
00:06:18Excuse me, but hippies are into hair, you know?
00:06:22Lucia, forget about him, men are what they are
00:06:24Absurd and imperfect beings
00:06:26If they wear their genitals on the outside, that says it all.
00:06:31Hello
00:06:32Hello
00:06:37That?
00:06:38We're leaving now.
00:06:39Nothing, yes, yes
00:06:40Bye
00:06:40See you later
00:06:41See you later
00:06:43Bye
00:06:45Bye
00:06:46Bye
00:06:46Come in, come in
00:06:50Come on, to the kitchen window, let's go
00:06:53Lucia, I've come to tell you something very important
00:06:55Something that will change the rest of your life
00:06:58The fact that?
00:07:00I already have your Green Villages membership card
00:07:02Here's the t-shirt
00:07:05And this is so you can keep track of the times you get stopped.
00:07:08At the end of the month, whoever holds the record will receive a prize.
00:07:11Do you want to know which one?
00:07:12Yeah
00:07:12A spray paint to ruin their fine coats with rich old ladies
00:07:16Oh, what a life!
00:07:19Okay, I'm off, I need to find my accommodation.
00:07:22I had an argument with Esther and she kicked me out of the house
00:07:25Oh, really?
00:07:25Uh, oh, I'm sorry
00:07:29I'm sorry, Iago, I really am.
00:07:32Do you want to talk?
00:07:33Would you like something to drink?
00:07:36The members of Green Villages are here to help each other
00:07:39Okay, fine
00:07:46His girlfriend has kicked him out of the house
00:07:48Attack, attack
00:07:50No, no, no, no
00:07:51Putale, what a thought!
00:07:52Hey, it's true you've got a Cuban boyfriend, right?
00:07:55What's circulating in the exclusive
00:07:56No, she is posh, but not stupid.
00:07:58Ladies, could you be a little more discreet, eh?
00:08:02Iago is going to hear them
00:08:03His name is Iago
00:08:04Does he have papers or is he trying to marry for money?
00:08:07And what do they give you for sex?
00:08:08Is the Caribbean myth true?
00:08:13No, they haven't gone to bed yet.
00:08:15They're working on it.
00:08:17They know more than we do.
00:08:19Hey, so what are you, the competition?
00:08:22No more licenses have been issued in the gossip mill, huh?
00:08:25Iago, I'm thinking you should stay here
00:08:26I take in abandoned dogs, I'm not going to take you in.
00:08:29No, no, but that would be a nuisance
00:08:31I couldn't...
00:08:32I'd be delighted.
00:08:34Okay, fine.
00:08:34Then I'll go get my things and I'll be right back.
00:08:36Okay
00:08:37I'll be waiting for you here.
00:08:39Yeah
00:08:45What's going on?
00:08:47Can you see anything?
00:08:48Ladies, if you don't shut up, we won't hear you.
00:08:56What's going to sleep with you?
00:08:57Well then, it's definitely happening tonight.
00:09:00Honestly, Belén, why am I even writing this?
00:09:03If only...
00:09:05I've arranged to meet my mother at the bank.
00:09:07We have to go get the results of the checkup.
00:09:10I don't know if I want to see them.
00:09:12Yes, go on, shut up already
00:09:13You guys sure love to gossip.
00:09:18Oh!
00:09:19Is he a pig?
00:09:21Osh!
00:09:21Well, I'm not going to throw a can of unpickled mussels on my blouse.
00:09:24He's stayed over there
00:09:32Pigeon
00:09:33I am Isabel
00:09:35Pigeon
00:09:37I suppose you're a little upset with me about the accident.
00:09:40But it was an accident
00:09:42I swear, it wasn't my fault.
00:09:44Because you were chasing me
00:09:46Well, I didn't have time to put the rearview mirror on.
00:09:48And then I put it in first gear and the car
00:09:50Phew!
00:09:51He went backwards
00:09:52Hey!
00:09:53Oh!
00:09:55It felt like when you go over one of those big potholes they put in there for people to run over.
00:10:01He doesn't work!
00:10:03Hey, the "fat" thing isn't meant to be taken lightly, okay?
00:10:07Isabel?
00:10:09What are you doing here?
00:10:10The truth is, I don't know what to say.
00:10:12Juan, I can explain it to you.
00:10:14It's wonderful that you're supporting me with Paloma in this way.
00:10:18Sorry?
00:10:19Being here taking care of her is exciting
00:10:23Thank you so much
00:10:24But, oh, well, yes, I was just around and I said to myself
00:10:26Well, it doesn't cost me anything.
00:10:27And I'm going to go see how it is.
00:10:30You'd say he'll be at school
00:10:32Pigeon
00:10:34We will find the culprit.
00:10:35There is an ongoing police investigation.
00:10:38Oh, really?
00:10:39You hadn't told me anything
00:10:41Oh!
00:10:43Oops!
00:10:44God is the seeker.
00:10:45That?
00:10:46We're all very nervous
00:10:48A lot
00:10:50See you later
00:11:02I just don't understand it
00:11:04So, Lucía and I were already together.
00:11:05We were happy
00:11:06A perfect couple
00:11:07Like Victoria and Becca
00:11:08Like Antonio and Melanie
00:11:09And suddenly
00:11:11I'm devastated
00:11:12And I feel sorry.
00:11:14But at the same time it's like fear
00:11:15And other times I tell myself
00:11:17Come on, Carlos, please.
00:11:17He's already grown up
00:11:18And suddenly
00:11:20It comes to me
00:11:21Like a knife wound
00:11:22From red-hot memory
00:11:24And I cry
00:11:25And I'm not eating
00:11:26I don't sleep
00:11:26I don't know what to do, guys.
00:11:30Are you finished?
00:11:31Yeah
00:11:32So how do I charge it?
00:11:33To the samurai at the castle gate?
00:11:34I'm stuck there
00:11:35And not
00:11:35Grab the ninja sword
00:11:36And he tears it out on his head
00:11:37No?
00:11:38You enter through the catacombs
00:11:39And that's how you get to the magician
00:11:40With the energy bar full
00:11:41Yes, it shoots jets of plasma at you.
00:11:42And it melts you.
00:11:43But let's see
00:11:43I am the owner of the premises
00:11:44You're supposed to pay some attention to me.
00:11:46Carlos, accept it
00:11:47You're second best when it comes to showing off.
00:11:48Second course?
00:11:49This is the after-dessert shot.
00:11:52The problem is that Lucía knows she has you.
00:11:54And they love to suffer for love
00:11:56Hence the soap operas
00:11:57That's why I've never chased after a woman
00:11:59And so you ended up
00:12:00With Lourdes
00:12:01Well, so you know
00:12:02I'm not going to give up on Lucia
00:12:03She won't notice
00:12:04But I'm the man of her life
00:12:05Josemi!
00:12:06Trunk!
00:12:06My hair is falling out, man!
00:12:08Haven't you seen the sign?
00:12:09Sale of any kind prohibited
00:12:10Of alcoholic beverages
00:12:11Under 18 years of age
00:12:12Okay, calm down.
00:12:13If you have no intention of paying it to me
00:12:16Ann!
00:12:18How are you?
00:12:19Hello
00:12:21What are you doing?
00:12:22I just haven't stopped thinking about you.
00:12:24Look
00:12:26Let's forget about it once and for all.
00:12:27What happened that night
00:12:28Okay?
00:12:28But why did it go so amazing?
00:12:30Because I like men
00:12:31And the women, Ana
00:12:32You had two orgasms
00:12:33Well, the second one was difficult
00:12:34Hey?
00:12:36Forgive me
00:12:37Are you very interested in this conversation?
00:12:40We're going there
00:12:44Dick, dick
00:12:45I dreamt this
00:12:47I'm going to dream about it tonight.
00:12:49Ana, don't close yourself off.
00:12:51Why don't we give it a try?
00:12:52It's because of the child, isn't it?
00:12:54No
00:12:54Look, we can be friends
00:12:56We can be roommates
00:12:57But I'm so sorry, Bea
00:12:58I am not a lesbian
00:13:01Okay, okay
00:13:02Already
00:13:05I understand you so well, Bea
00:13:07This is already done
00:13:08Don't bring my bicycle into the doorway.
00:13:10Fill it with shit
00:13:11Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, what?
00:13:13But you understand that, Lucia
00:13:14I switched because of that
00:13:17It's just that a Cuban always had an advantage, man.
00:13:19Well, then
00:13:20If you can't beat your enemy
00:13:22Join him
00:13:25He calls Fidel
00:13:26And it becomes nationalized
00:13:28What do you want to bet?
00:13:30Come in, come in
00:13:31You're always late for everything
00:13:32Everywhere
00:13:32I don't know how you do it.
00:13:34Hi Federico, how are you?
00:13:35I'm here about the mortgage.
00:13:36Hi how are things?
00:13:37I bring my guarantor
00:13:38Delighted
00:13:38Well, since I was little, she called me mom.
00:13:40You know, Federico?
00:13:40Nice to meet you
00:13:41Do you have any property to back the loan?
00:13:43Yes, look
00:13:44Here I have the deed to the house
00:13:46And the pension fund
00:13:47Well, I don't know what's at the bottom.
00:13:49Because it really depresses me to see it, you know?
00:13:51Well, congratulations, Belén
00:13:52All you need to do now is pass the medical examination.
00:13:54And the mortgage is yours
00:13:55A medical examination?
00:13:57Yes, that's what the insurance company requires.
00:13:58To take out the loan amortization policy
00:14:00To cover unemployment cases
00:14:02Disability
00:14:03Death
00:14:04But what does it matter if I die?
00:14:05Will my mother be my guarantor?
00:14:06It's just a formality
00:14:07They do a blood test on you.
00:14:09An electro
00:14:09Here, you can go from 8 to 1
00:14:11Oh, and come here, tracksuit.
00:14:13There is a stress test.
00:14:14A stress test?
00:14:15Yes, to detect heart problems
00:14:17They make you run on top of them
00:14:18From a typical gym treadmill
00:14:20But come on, the way you came out
00:14:21The other night running from the restaurant
00:14:22I don't think you're going to have any problems.
00:14:24But what are you saying?
00:14:25And he doesn't do any exercise.
00:14:26And he smokes
00:14:27And she eats terribly.
00:14:28Mother
00:14:28Also, hey, forgive me
00:14:29You've always eaten very badly
00:14:31Don't know how to eat vegetables?
00:14:32The problems we've had with her
00:14:34Okay, so what about these tests?
00:14:35When do I have to do them?
00:14:36The sooner the better
00:14:36If you get them done tomorrow
00:14:37We signed the mortgage last week
00:14:39And wait until they happen
00:14:40When he got his driver's license
00:14:42The theorist
00:14:43He failed six times
00:14:44We were fed up with paying
00:14:46Mom, already
00:14:46Already
00:14:47With how athletic your brother is
00:14:49Mauri
00:14:50Mauri, call Concha
00:14:51Tell her you're meeting up with her
00:14:52And it happened tomorrow at the notary's office.
00:14:53To sign it from the floor
00:14:55Belén, but when Concha sees you
00:14:57The notary has
00:14:58He won't want to sell it to you.
00:14:59Already
00:15:00But she
00:15:01He won't be able to go
00:15:02You're going to have to sign a power of attorney for someone
00:15:05And how are you going to achieve this?
00:15:07Well, I don't know.
00:15:07Don't know
00:15:08Don't overwhelm me
00:15:09Call her
00:15:11Mother
00:15:12Already
00:15:19Tell me
00:15:19Hello
00:15:20I am Matías
00:15:21The one who called him
00:15:22The one who called him about the apartment
00:15:23What's happening?
00:15:24Doesn't he want it anymore?
00:15:25Yes, yes
00:15:26Yes, I want it.
00:15:27If I already have the 40 million
00:15:28Weren't there 42?
00:15:30No
00:15:30No, ma'am
00:15:31No, there were 40.
00:15:33If you want
00:15:33We can meet the day after tomorrow.
00:15:35To sign at the notary's office
00:15:36Already?
00:15:37But if not even
00:15:38He's come to see the apartment
00:15:40He will not be laundering money.
00:15:42No
00:15:43No no
00:15:43I trust them
00:15:44But how could I doubt you?
00:15:46With that sweet boot she has
00:15:47Thank you
00:15:49How old are you?
00:15:51I
00:15:5260
00:15:52Go on
00:15:53Like me
00:15:54Look
00:15:55What a coincidence
00:15:56Once we have signed
00:15:58We can go and have a grape juice
00:16:00Of course
00:16:01And we celebrated
00:16:02Come on
00:16:02Bye
00:16:03Goodbye, goodbye
00:16:05That's all I needed
00:16:07A romance with a shell
00:16:10Mauri
00:16:11I wanted to give you a small gift
00:16:13For your renovation
00:16:14As lately
00:16:15Things have been
00:16:16A little tight
00:16:17Among us
00:16:17It's a flaw we have.
00:16:19It happens to us with people
00:16:19He steals things from us.
00:16:20Take
00:16:21I raised her myself
00:16:22Already
00:16:22I'm tipping over
00:16:24My dissatisfaction with life
00:16:25In gardening
00:16:26Say yes
00:16:27Hobbies are great!
00:16:28Give me a hug
00:16:29Pussy
00:16:29Okay
00:16:30Fuck
00:16:31I can only find one office
00:16:32For rent in the city center
00:16:33Well
00:16:34I'm leaving
00:16:34That my more and more doesn't bother anyone
00:16:35I give up
00:16:36It's infuriating
00:16:37I look like Marco looking for his mother
00:16:38Calm down, my love
00:16:39It's not all bad news.
00:16:41Look
00:16:49Navarro and Hidalgo Associates
00:16:51Specialists in homosexual cases
00:16:53What are homosexual cases?
00:16:56Workplace discrimination
00:16:57Homophobic attack
00:16:58Drag queen sprains
00:17:00Without social security registration
00:17:01Already
00:17:01And why are you using my photo?
00:17:02Because it sells
00:17:03Fernando
00:17:04I see that ad
00:17:04And I call
00:17:05Look
00:17:06I already have the board
00:17:08For the door
00:17:08Well, he looks like a loser
00:17:10Those that advertise
00:17:10Hair implants
00:17:11Not even God is going to call
00:17:13Look
00:17:13They're already calling
00:17:14I pick it up and put it on
00:17:15Secretary
00:17:16No no
00:17:16Wait
00:17:17Hey, but
00:17:17Where do people go to pay?
00:17:18If we don't have an office
00:17:19Well, here
00:17:20Well then
00:17:20This hasn't turned out pretty.
00:17:21Well, they're going to feel it
00:17:22Just like home
00:17:23Navarro and Hidalgo Associates
00:17:24One moment
00:17:25Please
00:17:27Tell me
00:17:30Yeah
00:17:30Yes, yes, yes
00:17:32Of nine
00:17:32From nine to two
00:17:33And from five to eight
00:17:34Seven
00:17:35Ezekiel is going to go here.
00:17:36Sorry
00:17:37Seven
00:17:38Disillusionment twenty-one
00:17:39First B
00:17:41Uh-huh
00:17:42Yeah
00:17:42Here we are
00:17:43Thank you
00:17:44That?
00:17:45A divorce
00:17:46A divorce
00:17:47I'm going to install the plate
00:17:48No, no, no
00:17:49Don't put anything
00:17:49Then the neighbors
00:17:50They get annoyed with us
00:17:51Hey, Mario
00:17:52But are you sure?
00:17:53It's a bit absurd here.
00:17:53No?
00:17:54Other
00:17:54Other
00:17:55Other
00:17:55Yes, take it
00:17:58Navarro and Hidalgo
00:17:59Associates
00:18:00We need to hire a secretary
00:18:01Can't you answer the phone?
00:18:03Yeah
00:18:04Fuck
00:18:05The number of tests they put you through here
00:18:07We look like interns
00:18:08We would have to come here once a year.
00:18:10It doesn't take much work.
00:18:11What I like most
00:18:12It's about the mammogram.
00:18:13The time he has
00:18:14I wasn't showing my breasts.
00:18:16Marisa
00:18:16No smoking here
00:18:17You haven't seen the signs in the hallway
00:18:19Yes, but in the offices
00:18:20And in the operating room
00:18:21It tells us nothing
00:18:23We already have the test results
00:18:26And the truth is that we have met.
00:18:28With a little problem
00:18:29Well
00:18:30What have I always told you?
00:18:32That life was going to take its toll on you.
00:18:33No, no, no
00:18:34If Marisa is perfectly fine
00:18:36Can you tell she takes care of herself?
00:18:37Yeah
00:18:37Me, always
00:18:38Vicenta
00:18:38Your blood tests
00:18:40They showed signs of liver dysfunction
00:18:41That's why we performed an ultrasound on you.
00:18:43And in it we have observed
00:18:44Some calculations
00:18:45In the bile ducts
00:18:47They are big
00:18:48You need to have surgery.
00:18:49By list
00:18:50I'm better off than you.
00:18:52But
00:18:52It won't be a mistake
00:18:54I don't
00:18:54I haven't noticed anything
00:18:55Peaceful
00:18:56It's a very simple procedure.
00:18:58No
00:18:58I've never had any surgery.
00:19:00Well
00:19:01The holes in the earrings
00:19:03And if
00:19:04And we almost lost it.
00:19:05What do you have to do to me?
00:19:06Exactly
00:19:07A cholangiopancreatography
00:19:10Retrograde
00:19:12Endoscopic
00:19:13Holy shit
00:19:13Look
00:19:14We passed an endoscope through the mouth
00:19:16Until it reaches the small intestine
00:19:17And once there
00:19:18We performed a sphincterotomy
00:19:20That is to say
00:19:21We open the sphincter
00:19:23So that the calculations
00:19:24That obstruct the bile duct
00:19:26They can pass into the intestine
00:19:27I mean
00:19:28Nonsense
00:19:30Vicente
00:19:30Entering an operating room
00:19:32It always has its risks.
00:19:33More so in older people
00:19:35Eye
00:19:35I'm not as old as I look.
00:19:38Yeah
00:19:38But more than you say
00:19:39Look
00:19:40Ideally, you should have the surgery as soon as possible.
00:19:42And get rid of it
00:19:43Oh my God
00:19:43An operation
00:19:45Calm down, woman
00:19:46It's not that big of a deal.
00:19:48Hey
00:19:49About the will
00:19:49You've got it sorted
00:19:54You will have
00:19:55A notary on duty here
00:19:56No?
00:20:00Nobody lives here
00:20:02Nobody lives here
00:20:04No
00:20:04Not here
00:20:06I'm not leaving here
00:20:08No no
00:20:08That's not it
00:20:09Andrew
00:20:10I would ask you not to throw away cans of mussels.
00:20:12Pickled in the yard
00:20:13Especially if there are white clothes hanging up.
00:20:15Because my neighbors are complaining to me
00:20:16And the pickled fish turns out terribly.
00:20:21Andrew
00:20:24That?
00:20:25I understand that you're going through a difficult time.
00:20:27But have hope.
00:20:28Life has meaning
00:20:30Clear
00:20:30With my wife
00:20:31No?
00:20:32It seems unbelievable.
00:20:33With that priest-like face you have
00:20:35You're such a bastard
00:20:43Good
00:20:43Well
00:20:44Everything cleared up
00:20:45No?
00:20:47Leave
00:20:52How are you, Andrés?
00:20:54Dear
00:20:54How did you find him?
00:20:56Good
00:20:56Good
00:20:56More focused
00:20:58My daughter
00:20:59I'm proud to see that you're so focused on your academic preparation.
00:21:03You're going to be a great psychologist
00:21:05Yeah
00:21:05I'm happy
00:21:06The only thing is, Dad, that he earns 30 euros a week
00:21:09I didn't arrive
00:21:10It would have to be raised to 60
00:21:11For photocopies and such
00:21:13Of course!
00:21:13You look more mature.
00:21:15More responsible
00:21:16More focused
00:21:18Quite the opposite of this
00:21:19José Miguel
00:21:20Can you tell me what you do all day with the people from the video store?
00:21:23Reflecting on things
00:21:24You wouldn't understand.
00:21:25Have you been drinking?
00:21:26Breathe on me
00:21:26What are you saying?
00:21:27Don't freak out
00:21:28José Miguel
00:21:28You smell like beer
00:21:29Man
00:21:29But what about without alcohol?
00:21:30They put that smell in it so you don't get depressed.
00:21:32Blow here
00:21:33And where did you get that from?
00:21:34Preventive breathalyzer test
00:21:36Calm down
00:21:37I've read that this isn't reliable.
00:21:38If you want, I can get some blood tests done.
00:21:40I warn you that refusing to take the test
00:21:41It implies immediate house arrest
00:21:43With console immobilization
00:21:44Damn dad
00:21:45You're being so annoying.
00:21:46Where are you going?
00:21:47You are punished
00:21:47Hey, you can't study like this.
00:21:49And on top of that, you're bothering your sister
00:21:52Are you watching Isabel?
00:21:53This kid is challenging me to a little arm wrestling match
00:21:55Juan, that's not the way.
00:21:57It seems so.
00:21:57A Civil Guard officer
00:21:58Didn't you ask him for the papers?
00:22:02Juan Cuesta
00:22:03Yeah
00:22:04José Blanco
00:22:05From the forensic police
00:22:06I'm leading the investigation into the hit-and-run of his wife
00:22:09Ah, come in, come in
00:22:10Have they discovered anything?
00:22:12Well yes
00:22:13Thanks to the brands on Paloma's clothes
00:22:16We have identified the type of tires
00:22:18They are very common
00:22:19But from the drawing, it's clear they're very worn.
00:22:21That's dangerous.
00:22:22Because it increases the braking distance.
00:22:24We have also found traces of paint
00:22:26The lab is analyzing them
00:22:28To determine the age and make of the vehicle
00:22:31Excellent
00:22:32Did you hear that, Isabel?
00:22:33Yeah
00:22:33What great news!
00:22:35I'm
00:22:37She is Isabel
00:22:38My current partner
00:22:39Paloma and I were separated
00:22:41Well, we don't need to give him too much information.
00:22:42I don't think this man is
00:22:43Interested in our love life
00:22:47José Blanco
00:22:48Delighted
00:22:49How are you?
00:22:52As soon as I have more results
00:22:54I will get in touch with you
00:22:55Yes, yes, please
00:22:56You are doing an excellent job.
00:22:59Oh, one more thing.
00:23:02Did Paloma have any enemies or problems with anyone?
00:23:05No, everyone loved her very much
00:23:07Why do you ask?
00:23:09Because of the violence of the hit-and-run
00:23:10First reverse and then forward before fleeing
00:23:13Oh my God, how awful!
00:23:14What beasts
00:23:16Anyway, good afternoon
00:23:19Well
00:23:20It seems we're getting closer to finding that bastard.
00:23:22Yeah
00:23:23Of course, maybe she was run over accidentally.
00:23:26Twice, backwards and forwards
00:23:28Well, they made a mess of the marches and...
00:23:30Esabel, there are people capable of anything
00:23:33I think you're very innocent.
00:23:34Yeah
00:23:35Yes indeed
00:23:40I just don't understand it, you know?
00:23:42It's all problems when you're trying to get a mortgage
00:23:44But how do they manage to sell so many houses?
00:23:46Daughter, it's just a medical check-up
00:23:47Ronaldinho was also asked to sign for Barça
00:23:50You look sick.
00:23:51Before going to the bank, you had to get a tan or something.
00:23:54But let's see, Emilio
00:23:55What are you doing here?
00:23:56We've left it.
00:23:57But we're still friends, right?
00:23:58And friends support each other
00:23:59And if you want to buy the apartment on your own, then you buy it.
00:24:02You'll crash and burn and come crying to me
00:24:04Do you want to help me?
00:24:05So, make sure that Doña Concha doesn't go to the notary to sign in two days.
00:24:08And how do I do it? With a mop handle when I go downstairs?
00:24:11Well, what do I know?
00:24:12Think of something, I already have enough problems
00:24:14And Belén, why are you so worried about a medical examination?
00:24:18But damn it, aren't you seeing it?
00:24:20Ah, take it away, take it away, take it away
00:24:21Oh, oh, oh, oh
00:24:22I'm getting dizzy!
00:24:23Oh, oh, oh
00:24:23Breathe, breathe
00:24:24Two minutes and thirteen seconds
00:24:26You have burned seven calories
00:24:27No, no, no, no, no, don't sit down, don't sit down
00:24:29You're going to get injured
00:24:30Go ahead, stretch a little bit
00:24:32Touch your toes
00:24:33Oh no, I'm not going to make it
00:24:35Damn, Belén, you look like a sixty-year-old lady
00:24:37Menopausal and decalcified
00:24:39Look, forgive me
00:24:40But when I was thirteen, I could lift my leg up to here
00:24:43I saw her
00:24:44And all the muscles in my vagina stretched.
00:24:47Yes, yes, yes
00:24:47But don't be fooled
00:24:48You failed the stress test
00:24:51Well, I'm drugging myself.
00:24:52That?
00:24:53Yeah
00:24:53Like in the Olympics
00:24:55I'll take a pill and that's it.
00:24:56But how are you going to dope yourself?
00:24:57And that's prohibited.
00:24:58Ah, yes, of course.
00:24:59They might take away my five tours too.
00:25:01Oh, come on...
00:25:02Also, where can I get that?
00:25:04I know where I have to go
00:25:07She's crazy, isn't she?
00:25:10Well, what do I say to Mrs. Concha now?
00:25:11So that I can't go to the notary to sign?
00:25:13And what are you telling me for?
00:25:14Not having left me
00:25:15To this
00:25:17But women can be so resentful, can't they?
00:25:20They keep everything here.
00:25:22Hi how are things?
00:25:38Hello
00:25:44Pass me something
00:25:46As?
00:25:47If you're doping
00:25:48Excuse me, I think you're mistaken.
00:25:50Hey, it's not for competition, okay?
00:25:52It's for a mortgage.
00:25:53Would an exotic drink be okay with you?
00:25:55Come on, man, I'll pay you.
00:25:56You must be so ripped for a reason, right?
00:25:58Yes, because I come for three hours a day.
00:26:01Hello
00:26:02You're new here, right?
00:26:03He says he wants to dope himself
00:26:04Yes, I get tired very quickly.
00:26:06What do you recommend I inject?
00:26:08An EPO?
00:26:10An androlone like that?
00:26:11Or are there other variations?
00:26:16Well, you take that here, right?
00:26:18Okay, okay
00:26:19Okay, I'm leaving now.
00:26:21That one cannot be informed
00:26:23I'm not going to speak well of this place, okay?
00:26:27Idiot
00:26:30But hey, weren't you going to get your clothes?
00:26:32What clothes?
00:26:32What clothes?
00:26:33If I don't have clothes
00:26:33Esther has burned it all
00:26:35You see?
00:26:36Their commitment to the environment
00:26:37Instead of donating it
00:26:38To the countries of the third world
00:26:39He goes and burns it
00:26:40Just to mess around
00:26:40Yes, yes, yes, yes
00:26:41Clearly, right?
00:26:44Oh well
00:26:44Either the couples break up or they end up together
00:26:46And well, when they finish
00:26:47It's better that they finish
00:26:48Because it's always for the best.
00:26:49Yes, yes, of course.
00:26:52By the way
00:26:52There's a neighbor of yours
00:26:53Who has become a member
00:26:54From Green Villages
00:26:55Oh, who is it?
00:26:56Hello
00:26:57Carlos
00:26:59I don't know if you know him.
00:27:01He owns the video store
00:27:02Yeah
00:27:02A bit
00:27:03Yeah
00:27:05Well
00:27:05Carlos
00:27:06And this sudden interest
00:27:07For the planet and ecology?
00:27:09Well, look
00:27:10Because I felt indebted.
00:27:11With this wonderful world
00:27:13In which we live
00:27:13Also, my lifelong dream
00:27:15It has been building
00:27:16A school with an Olympic-size swimming pool
00:27:17In Yemen
00:27:18So that children can study
00:27:19And they bathe
00:27:20You don't say, buddy
00:27:21Yeah
00:27:21Furthermore, for me
00:27:23It would be an honor.
00:27:24To be able to finance it
00:27:24The only thing is, of course
00:27:25That you would have to supervise it
00:27:27Everything personally
00:27:28There in Yemen
00:27:28I don't know
00:27:29Two, three years
00:27:30What will take
00:27:31Me, but delighted.
00:27:32Of course, that's a beautiful project.
00:27:34Diagons
00:27:35Excuse your moment
00:27:36Yes, this is what we need
00:27:37Here in developed countries
00:27:38More committed people
00:27:40But here in Spain
00:27:41People don't know what they have
00:27:42The blindfold of consumerism
00:27:43That covers his eyes
00:27:44Yes, yes, yes
00:27:44We'll be right back
00:27:49Can you tell me what you're doing?
00:27:50Look, Lucia
00:27:50Love is like semen
00:27:52It ends up coming out
00:27:52It cannot be avoided
00:27:53And if you don't want it
00:27:54I'll have to give it to him
00:27:55Something Yemeni
00:27:56Your semen?
00:27:57No
00:27:57Love
00:27:58You understood me perfectly.
00:27:59Look, Carlos
00:28:00If you put a little bit
00:28:01From your side
00:28:01We can be friends
00:28:02But if not
00:28:02No, no, not anymore
00:28:04You hurt me
00:28:05You've ruined my life, Lucia
00:28:06And that's not done.
00:28:07That's wrong.
00:28:09This is goodbye
00:28:11Because I don't intend to beg you
00:28:12Not to drag myself anymore
00:28:15Okay, one last time, please.
00:28:17Lucia, come back to me
00:28:18Come back to me
00:28:18From activist to activist
00:28:19Carlos, please
00:28:20Get up
00:28:22Get up
00:28:22Come on
00:28:23That's it
00:28:25Ah
00:28:26Take
00:28:28I've recorded a DVD
00:28:29With the camera
00:28:30In which I tell you
00:28:31A little bit of how I feel
00:28:32When it's over
00:28:33You turn the record over
00:28:34It is double-layered
00:28:34Double-sided
00:28:44What a fucking awesome guy
00:28:45You're Carlos, huh?
00:28:47Can you imagine if everyone
00:28:48Was I like him?
00:28:49No
00:28:50I prefer not to imagine it
00:28:53It's not going to work, Paquito
00:28:54This is a botched job.
00:28:55If you can see that the postmark
00:28:57You drew it
00:28:58Ah, but if Concha
00:28:59He can't see well up close, man.
00:29:00You give them to him
00:29:01To all the elderly women
00:29:02They've been given things for free.
00:29:03What's coming this way?
00:29:05Well, like, calm
00:29:05You can put me on Belén now.
00:29:06A monument
00:29:08Doña Concha
00:29:09That has arrived
00:29:10A certified letter for you
00:29:11And why are you picking it up?
00:29:12That will be a fine
00:29:13But what if you don't have a car?
00:29:15Okay, so what does it say?
00:29:16He's won a cruise
00:29:17Throughout the Mediterranean
00:29:19The Greek Islands
00:29:20The Pyramids
00:29:22Perejil Island
00:29:23And that they expect her the day after tomorrow.
00:29:25At nine o'clock
00:29:26In the port of Benicassi
00:29:30But what does he do?
00:29:31But what if this is a trick?
00:29:32To rip you off
00:29:33You look like a fool.
00:29:34No, no, no
00:29:35A gentleman brought it.
00:29:36With the card
00:29:37From His Excellency
00:29:38College of Delivery Drivers
00:29:39Awards
00:29:40Yes, here, Paquito
00:29:41Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes
00:29:43Yes, I had it hanging here.
00:29:43Well, I'm in no position for awards.
00:29:46Fewer awards
00:29:47And further increase pensions
00:29:49What are you telling me?
00:29:52This lady is deceiving, isn't she?
00:29:53She's very clever
00:29:54They've been stealing for many years.
00:29:56At the supermarket
00:29:57That's the beauty of it.
00:29:58The challenge
00:29:59We need to keep thinking
00:30:02Valentine
00:30:02If something goes wrong
00:30:03In the operation
00:30:04Take care of Marisa
00:30:05She needs someone by her side
00:30:07Can you hear me?
00:30:09That's what happens when you get a checkup
00:30:11In the end
00:30:12They always end up finding something about you.
00:30:14The doctor says
00:30:15He has to take some calculations off my hands.
00:30:17Well
00:30:18They have taken it from me
00:30:19The appendix
00:30:20The gallbladder
00:30:21Three cysts
00:30:21And two hernias
00:30:22And look
00:30:23Here I am
00:30:24Without half
00:30:25Of what we have in there
00:30:26It's worthless
00:30:28Furthermore, now the surgery
00:30:29It's very advanced, isn't it?
00:30:30It's very strange.
00:30:31Let something happen
00:30:32Well, according to the statistics
00:30:33Four out of every hundred
00:30:35They die in your operation
00:30:37But why do you make things up?
00:30:38No
00:30:38Paco got it from the internet
00:30:40That's why it doesn't cost anything
00:30:42To leave a well-arranged will
00:30:44Then something happens
00:30:45God forbid
00:30:46Well, we're covered now.
00:30:48If I do it for Valentin
00:30:50So that he/she lacks nothing
00:30:51What's happening?
00:30:52You've fooled me
00:30:53Have the doctors told you anything?
00:30:55That I don't know
00:30:56Yeah
00:30:56You have three radio patios left.
00:30:59She's stupid
00:30:59No
00:31:00But why always
00:31:01Do you have to keep poking me?
00:31:02Don't argue
00:31:03Come to the peepholes
00:31:05There is a gay movement
00:31:06Yeah
00:31:06It's better
00:31:08I need something
00:31:08Something to distract me
00:31:10Just relax
00:31:11Just in case
00:31:12May you get a rash
00:31:13Before the operation
00:31:14And give it to him
00:31:14Hey
00:31:15And who is that?
00:31:17I don't know why
00:31:18I have to put on a suit
00:31:19I'm supposed to be
00:31:19My own boss
00:31:20Because you look better.
00:31:21Come on
00:31:25Hello
00:31:25I'm Luis
00:31:26I called this morning
00:31:27Yes, I'm Fernando.
00:31:27How are you?
00:31:28Hi, I'm Mauri
00:31:29Delighted
00:31:30Hello
00:31:30Happens
00:31:30Would you like something to drink?
00:31:32A beer?
00:31:32A little wine?
00:31:33No, no, no
00:31:34Thank you so much
00:31:34Anything to snack on?
00:31:35Some olives?
00:31:36Some babies?
00:31:36In fact, this is a really good ham
00:31:37Really
00:31:37No
00:31:38I've already eaten
00:31:38Thank you so much
00:31:40Come on
00:31:41Tell us
00:31:41Yeah
00:31:42Well, nothing.
00:31:43I got married a month and a half ago
00:31:46And that I want a divorce now
00:31:47Poor
00:31:48And what property regime do you have with your wife?
00:31:51No
00:31:51With Pedro
00:31:52He is a man
00:31:53The announcement?
00:31:54Well, we didn't want to sign the separation of assets agreement.
00:31:57The truth
00:31:57Because it didn't seem romantic to us.
00:31:59We had been together for eight years.
00:32:01And everything was fantastic.
00:32:01But we've already gotten married.
00:32:03And I don't know what happened.
00:32:04I don't know what happened
00:32:05Sorry
00:32:06You don't say anything.
00:32:07I'm extremely interested
00:32:08Okay
00:32:09Don't worry
00:32:09You're in good hands
00:32:10Already
00:32:13I knew you were coming here
00:32:14I knew it.
00:32:15As soon as you saw that ad
00:32:16And what are you doing here?
00:32:17Hey?
00:32:17What's happening?
00:32:18You followed me?
00:32:18That's intense.
00:32:19Is this how you want to end things between us?
00:32:21With a chopper involved?
00:32:22Hey, I'm reminding you that it's you.
00:32:23Who wanted to keep my house?
00:32:25Our home!
00:32:26I decorated it
00:32:27Bullshit!
00:32:28I don't think this is the time to discuss it.
00:32:29And then we'll see who gets to keep the children.
00:32:31Ah, well, a judge will decide that.
00:32:32Oh, no
00:32:33Andy
00:32:33Lucas bought them
00:32:34I have invoices
00:32:35If you want war, you're going to get it.
00:32:36Hey, what's up?
00:32:37Are you looking for me?
00:32:38Luis
00:32:38Hey?
00:32:41If you could get her to come
00:32:41Come here
00:32:43Come here
00:32:43Leave me alone, you've hurt me too much
00:32:45And what about you?
00:32:47Hey?
00:32:47And what about you?
00:32:48What do you think?
00:32:49It's crystal clear
00:32:51Sex, betrayal, and vice
00:32:53They've set up something weird in there.
00:32:55I'm telling you!
00:32:57Well, it's not bad for a start, is it?
00:32:58Do you realize?
00:32:59If they don't kill each other first
00:33:00You're going to handle the first gay divorce case in this country.
00:33:02Do you want me to call the press?
00:33:04Don't even think about it
00:33:06But are you sure about what you're telling me?
00:33:08Yes, yes, I'm going there right now.
00:33:10What's happening?
00:33:11Do you have more evidence about the hit-and-run?
00:33:12No way?
00:33:13They caught José Miguel stealing a CD at the supermarket
00:33:15Oh ok
00:33:16Like a grandpa?
00:33:18We need to know that this child is getting out of hand.
00:33:20He's entering a very silly age.
00:33:22But it passes at 35
00:33:24But why does he have to steal a record?
00:33:25He downloads it from the internet
00:33:26Juan, that's piracy
00:33:28That's also stealing
00:33:29A lot of people go in and out of there.
00:33:32Are you doing something weird?
00:33:34How many people?
00:33:35But there were two people
00:33:36Let's see
00:33:37Don't give him any explanations.
00:33:38What's happening?
00:33:39Well, nothing.
00:33:40That when they made the reform
00:33:41He's opened a gay sauna
00:33:43With a quarter black of sun
00:33:45Darkroom, ma'am
00:33:46Look, look
00:33:47How do you know what I mean?
00:33:48And what do you want the darkroom for?
00:33:51Do you develop photos?
00:33:52Yes, more or less.
00:33:53Good
00:33:53I propose the creation of a commission of inquiry
00:33:56That he/she accesses the interior of the first B
00:33:57And check that there are no unhealthy or harmful businesses.
00:34:00For this our community
00:34:01What are you guys on about?
00:34:02UN inspectors?
00:34:03Let's see
00:34:04Where we found an office
00:34:05I am practicing law here
00:34:07At home
00:34:09Lawyers, lawyers
00:34:10Lawyers have ruined my life
00:34:12And where are you going with that?
00:34:13What's it to you?
00:34:15This is sending trash up to the attic
00:34:17Okay, please.
00:34:17Let's take it one step at a time.
00:34:18I remind you
00:34:20According to the statutes
00:34:21Businesses cannot be set up in homes
00:34:23And do I remember you?
00:34:24Did you set up an academy?
00:34:27Hey...
00:34:27Well, it's going to be temporary.
00:34:28It's not that serious, is it?
00:34:29No way?
00:34:29Ah, that makes the landing more lively.
00:34:31Well
00:34:32But the fee is going up
00:34:33Due to wear and tear on steps
00:34:35I brought a scale
00:34:36Let's see who can wear us down the most.
00:34:37Rude!
00:34:39Juan, let's go get the child
00:34:40If there is a principle of agreement here
00:34:42That?
00:34:43Happy?
00:34:44Man
00:34:44His sauna was more erotic.
00:34:46So you know
00:34:47We're watching you.
00:34:49I messed it up
00:34:53Here, you drive.
00:34:54The tranquilizer's leaflet says
00:34:56I can't drive
00:34:57Nor operate heavy machinery
00:34:59You're the first person I've met
00:35:01That he pays attention to that
00:35:02We wouldn't have to pick up José Miguel
00:35:05We should let him stay overnight
00:35:06At the supermarket
00:35:07Held in a cold warehouse
00:35:08Surrounded by expired food
00:35:10Oh, poor thing
00:35:11That must be really bad.
00:35:14And this?
00:35:20Isabel, be careful.
00:35:21Oh, sorry.
00:35:22It's this car
00:35:23First gear and reverse
00:35:24Well, they have them very close together
00:35:26But imagine that it's happening
00:35:27Someone behind
00:35:28I hate it...
00:35:51Someone behind
00:35:56Didn't you catch your words?
00:35:58We talked at home and I made some tea.
00:36:08If it's my fault for getting my hopes up.
00:36:11How could a girl like Ana, sensitive, beautiful, and intelligent,
00:36:14Is he going to be attracted to a sexually inexperienced lesbian with children?
00:36:17Say something to him, Belén.
00:36:18You've had more heartbreaks.
00:36:19Cheer her up a little.
00:36:22Hey, can you get me something to dope me up?
00:36:26Nativity scene.
00:36:27Well, that's how they think something else.
00:36:28I have to take a stress test.
00:36:30And I thought that maybe you had something that...
00:36:33What am I going to have?
00:36:34Well, daughter, you're a veterinarian.
00:36:36Maybe you've doped horses or dogs or whatever.
00:36:40No, I treat dog paws, vaccinate hamsters, and sterilize cats.
00:36:43The best thing to do is take an amphetamine.
00:36:45It takes away the feeling of tiredness and increases your self-confidence.
00:36:48Sure, sure, that's what I need, an amphetamine.
00:36:51What are you saying?
00:36:51It could give you a collapse.
00:36:53And then you suffer from nervousness and depression and...
00:36:54Okay, let's see.
00:36:55Ben Johnson did not go home with a medal.
00:36:57Well, I'm going to stick to my mortgage.
00:36:59Write me a prescription, I'm going to the pharmacy.
00:37:00Belén, that's not sold in pharmacies.
00:37:02Okay, so you can't get me one?
00:37:04I'm a veterinarian.
00:37:06Okay, fine.
00:37:06Okay, I'll figure it out myself.
00:37:08Thanks, huh?
00:37:09There is so much solidarity in the world.
00:37:11Yago is already home.
00:37:12I'm very nervous.
00:37:13What I do?
00:37:13Should I take the plunge?
00:37:14As?
00:37:14When?
00:37:15What should I wear?
00:37:15Just kiss, kiss and bed.
00:37:16Then I send him to the sofa.
00:37:17Shall we sleep together?
00:37:18That?
00:37:18Tell me something.
00:37:19Okay, let's see.
00:37:20It doesn't matter, does it?
00:37:20He is Cuban.
00:37:21For them, sex is like football is for Spaniards.
00:37:23Something natural.
00:37:24Yes, but I'm not sure.
00:37:25I don't know if he wants something from me.
00:37:26Damn, what does he want?
00:37:27It's in your house, isn't it?
00:37:28Yeah.
00:37:28And if he doesn't want to, he's out on the street.
00:37:30Lucia, if you really like him, wait a little while.
00:37:32Nothing's wrong.
00:37:33No?
00:37:33Look, do you know what's going to happen?
00:37:35His girlfriend is going to call him because they always end up calling.
00:37:37They're going to make peace and you're going to be left all alone, devastated, high and dry, crying and sniffling.
00:37:42Maybe he doesn't want anything.
00:37:44But hey, let's see, you're playing at home.
00:37:47Yeah.
00:37:47You have the public on your side.
00:37:49Yeah.
00:37:49You can't just sit back in your own area and wait for a counter-attack.
00:37:51You have to attack.
00:37:52Good, good, good, good.
00:37:53I'm going for it tonight.
00:37:54There, show me your armpit.
00:37:56There.
00:37:58Do you think it will turn out well for him?
00:37:59I have no idea.
00:38:01Well, at least she has hope of finding love.
00:38:04Let's see.
00:38:05Look, I don't want any down days, okay?
00:38:07Look, what you have to do is go out and you'll see how you meet someone too.
00:38:11Carmen, it's not so easy to say that lesbians don't wear a pin on their lapel.
00:38:14And why don't you go to a couple of your places?
00:38:16That?
00:38:16I would sit alone at the bar, watching women walk by out of the corner of my eye while I fiddled with the coaster.
00:38:21If you want, I'll go with you.
00:38:23You, but you're straight.
00:38:24No problem, do they ask for lesbian ID at the entrance or what?
00:38:27Come on, get pretty.
00:38:32Juan, I swear it was an accident.
00:38:34And why didn't you tell me?
00:38:35Well, because I was very nervous and I didn't know how you were going to react.
00:38:38And after what happened in the courtyard with Paloma...
00:38:40Was it you too?
00:38:42Renaud, who fell on her own.
00:38:44Sure?
00:38:45Juan, please.
00:38:47If you never look in the rearview mirror, never.
00:38:50The fault lies with the gearbox, which has the gears reversed.
00:38:53And to know, you have to look at the little drawing.
00:38:55Yes, before or after your boyfriend's crazy womanizer, who also just got out of
00:38:59a coma, he tries to grab you by the neck.
00:39:01Well, God, I can't tell the children this because they would never forgive me for it.
00:39:05Is it hard for me to forgive you?
00:39:08Juan, the policeman, said he had a lot of evidence.
00:39:12I think we should get rid of the car.
00:39:16From my car?
00:39:17No, no, no, no, I don't think they'll figure out the model.
00:39:20Well, and if they find out, there will be plenty of cars like mine.
00:39:22Yes, with a bump on the back, shaped like a woman, 1.50 meters tall.
00:39:26And the worn tires, matching the pattern of the trousers.
00:39:30Juan!
00:39:31Okay, let's not get carried away.
00:39:33Because when do they usually catch criminals?
00:39:35When they get nervous.
00:39:37In short, nobody knows this.
00:39:44Because nobody knows, right?
00:39:48Well, Marisa saw it.
00:39:50That?
00:39:51But he's not going to say anything because he's blackmailing me and it's working out very well for him.
00:39:56This is getting out of hand.
00:39:57That's exactly what happens to me with the car.
00:39:59It got out of hand.
00:40:01Isabel, we need to consult a lawyer now.
00:40:03Right?
00:40:05Oh, what a stress!
00:40:06Well, if this doesn't give me a heart attack.
00:40:09Yeah?
00:40:10Dad, are you coming to get me now or have I stayed to live in the sports section?
00:40:13José Miguel, we're in a lot of trouble now.
00:40:15Another criminal.
00:40:17Put me through to the manager, please.
00:40:19Isabel, do you have a moment?
00:40:21I have to have life-threatening surgery and I'm very nervous.
00:40:24How can I control this anxiety?
00:40:26That's what I'd like to know.
00:40:28What's the matter?
00:40:29Nothing.
00:40:30Take a tranquilizer with a glass of milk and that's it.
00:40:33No, he beat me.
00:40:34I want something, a natural herb to relax me.
00:40:37But strong, huh?
00:40:38Otherwise, it doesn't do anything for me.
00:40:40Smoke, Maria.
00:40:41Well, I don't know if Maria smokes because I don't know her.
00:40:44Look, no, just smoke a joint before going to bed and you'll see how you...
00:40:49relax.
00:40:50But that's not a drug.
00:40:52That's just talk.
00:40:53Some doctors recommend it for cases like yours.
00:40:56Very serious.
00:40:57But where can I get that marijuana?
00:40:59Oh, my daughter!
00:40:59I don't know, I have no idea.
00:41:01Embrace adventure.
00:41:02Go for it!
00:41:08Ladies, why do I need to know where they sell joints?
00:41:11I look like a junkie.
00:41:12Well, a little.
00:41:14But don't get the wrong idea, okay?
00:41:16It's because of anxiety.
00:41:17Some doctors recommend it.
00:41:18Unclear.
00:41:19The other day they prescribed me a trippy for heartburn.
00:41:22Are you going to get caught?
00:41:23I'm in.
00:41:24Well, look, maybe they'll give us a discount that way.
00:41:27Oh, well, nothing.
00:41:27Let's have a meeting and order a joint and we'll all get high.
00:41:31No, no, no, I don't want joints.
00:41:33I want an amphetamine.
00:41:34Ah, that's what I take to avoid getting motion sickness while traveling.
00:41:36Belén, that's a very serious matter.
00:41:38At most, they'll have their pension card taken away.
00:41:40But you're going to jail.
00:41:43Doing things right, no.
00:41:45Dad, don't mess things up, okay?
00:41:46For a modest price, I'll show you the secrets of the night.
00:41:49Secrets of what?
00:41:50They're going to arrest you.
00:41:52And then let's see who's going to take the kiwis to jail.
00:41:55What a bunch.
00:41:57I don't want to know anything, okay?
00:41:59Less talking.
00:42:00And also taking the cubes out on time.
00:42:02I haven't been able to throw the trash out from the balcony.
00:42:06Doña Concha, I would go and talk to you.
00:42:08Look, I've gotten you two tickets for Manolo Escobar's concert the day after tomorrow.
00:42:13at the Melilla Municipal Sports Centre.
00:42:15On his world tour.
00:42:17World Tour.
00:42:18No, no, I already have all their albums.
00:42:20It's not the same as seeing it live.
00:42:22They've put on a show for the Americans.
00:42:24And they lower him from above on a cart with some cables and fireworks.
00:42:28I don't like concerts.
00:42:30I get tired of standing.
00:42:32No, there are chairs.
00:42:34Don't you see that all the fans are just like you?
00:42:36If only it had been Puma.
00:42:41Hey, what's up?
00:42:42I told you it wasn't by Manolo Escobar, damn it.
00:42:44He likes the Puma better.
00:42:46Damn, as an artist I think Manolo is much more complete.
00:42:48Excuse me, but he has 20 movies, damn it.
00:42:51Haven't you seen In a Place in La Manga?
00:42:52Father Manolo.
00:42:53It's on par with Berman's best films.
00:42:56This is mission impossible.
00:42:57Tomorrow I'll talk to Belén and tell her to throw her down the elevator shaft.
00:43:00Well, and the skirt trial is brutal.
00:43:02There's a tracking shot with Gracita Morales.
00:43:04Impressed.
00:43:11But where are you going with that?
00:43:13Dinner time.
00:43:16Dick.
00:43:18You owe me a dead body.
00:43:20Almost public relations with Conchita Velasco.
00:43:22Hito, you're being really annoying, huh?
00:43:23No, but it's Manolito Escobar, for goodness sake.
00:43:27There's no tradition anymore.
00:43:30I don't understand what people are doing.
00:43:31Why don't they separate their assets?
00:43:33Look, they have everything in both their names.
00:43:35Well, we have the house too.
00:43:37It's not the same.
00:43:38We love each other.
00:43:39And Luis and Pedro, can we see them?
00:43:40They're so rich, I feel sorry for them.
00:43:42Well, it's none of our business.
00:43:44No, no, of course not.
00:43:51Well yes.
00:43:52This is like when someone is being robbed at an ATM.
00:43:54Help, help.
00:43:55And people just walk by, because it's not right.
00:43:57Maybe those kids just need a little help from us.
00:44:00No, not our help.
00:44:01Our services, that is, mine.
00:44:03If they want to get divorced, let them get divorced.
00:44:05How did they talk about the children, poor things?
00:44:07There were two yorsais, Mauri.
00:44:09They're not right in the head.
00:44:10That's why I've never wanted to get a dog.
00:44:12Because then you and I broke up and she's an innocent victim.
00:44:14Well, you have a rabbit.
00:44:15It's not the same.
00:44:16Besides, you never liked Versace.
00:44:17But what's the point of that now?
00:44:19Fernando can sometimes be very insensitive.
00:44:21A lot, a lot, not just a little.
00:44:23A lot.
00:44:24God.
00:44:26But come on, it was just a comment.
00:44:28Neither...
00:44:29Let me speak, you're very nervous.
00:44:31Oh, well, you're good-looking too.
00:44:33You know, I have better control of my blood pressure.
00:44:34I've attended many parent-teacher meetings.
00:44:38Hello, Fernando.
00:44:39Hello.
00:44:39We would like to ask you a small legal question.
00:44:42Yes, but the opening hours are until seven.
00:44:44Well, it's a little urgent.
00:44:47Forward.
00:44:49What happened to you?
00:44:50Nothing, huh?
00:44:51No, we're not doing anything.
00:44:54Hey, if you hit someone and flee the scene, what happens?
00:44:59Well, it depends.
00:45:01In case of death, it is reckless imprudence.
00:45:04resulting in death and failure to provide assistance.
00:45:06From one to four years.
00:45:07But come on, if there's no prior record, you don't usually go to jail.
00:45:11Why are you asking me that?
00:45:12No, it's just that we have a friend who accidentally ran someone over.
00:45:15to her boyfriend's ex-wife.
00:45:16He's also a friend of ours.
00:45:18And he fled.
00:45:19Mostly out of panic.
00:45:21And I said to him, hey, well we have a great lawyer neighbor.
00:45:24They're a little worried.
00:45:25Quite worried.
00:45:27Well, you can see them.
00:45:28No, it's just too hard for them.
00:45:30Was it you?
00:45:31Hey?
00:45:32Did you run over Paloma?
00:45:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:45:34Juan, I have questioned many people.
00:45:36Don't send someone.
00:45:36Was it you?
00:45:37You may know it, but accidentally.
00:45:39It's because there was a mess with the change of my car because I was running away from Paloma.
00:45:42Son!
00:45:43Do you realize the situation you're putting me in?
00:45:45I'm supposed to go to the police.
00:45:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:46:01Oh, I'm starting to feel sick.
00:46:03But what do you advise us to do?
00:46:04Look, as a lawyer you should turn yourselves in, as a neighbor you should get rid of the car.
00:46:09Yes, that's exactly what I told him, but he doesn't want to.
00:46:12Yes, it's because he has new pills.
00:46:13Ah, but they're going to catch us.
00:46:14He can do whatever he wants, but I don't want to know anything about it.
00:46:17Okay, fine, we'll get rid of the car.
00:46:19But how?
00:46:20Come, because I have an idea.
00:46:22Hey Fernando, thank you very much.
00:46:24Just so you know, you can pay the assessment in three installments and without interest.
00:46:27Thank you very much, yes.
00:46:28Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:46:33Fernando.
00:46:38Look how cute, he had a pension plan.
00:46:56You know, I thought these bars were kind of for truck drivers, but no way, there's all sorts of people here, you know?
00:47:00Yeah.
00:47:02Are we ready?
00:47:03But I don't know what I'm doing here.
00:47:04I'm never going to find anyone.
00:47:06I'm going to be an old, lesbian, and lonely woman with two cats and lots of plants and a Bela Vargas disco and...
00:47:10No, but you're the cutest girl around.
00:47:12You'll see how someone approaches you right away.
00:47:16Hello.
00:47:17Hello.
00:47:18Would you like a drink?
00:47:19I already have it, thank you.
00:47:21And I'm with a friend.
00:47:23Wow, that's intense.
00:47:24Did you see how that aunt hit on me?
00:47:26Yes, I have seen it, yes.
00:47:27Well, it was a coincidence, huh?
00:47:29He didn't see you properly.
00:47:30Come here, where you'll get more light.
00:47:32Hello.
00:47:33Hello.
00:47:33I was watching you from afar and I said, I know this girl from somewhere.
00:47:37Clear.
00:47:38Sorry, I'm with a friend, okay?
00:47:40Okay, okay.
00:47:41Did you see?
00:47:41But what if you go out more than I do?
00:47:43No.
00:47:44Do you know what's happening?
00:47:44It's because they see you as so beautiful, it's because they see you as unattainable.
00:47:47And I've gone overboard with the cleavage.
00:47:48It is also a combination of factors.
00:47:50Hey, do you feel like dancing for a while?
00:47:51I am married.
00:47:52Me too?
00:47:53Ah, well, head towards the track then, I'll be there later.
00:47:56Bea, Bea, don't go.
00:47:57At least finish your drink.
00:47:59But Bea.
00:48:00Don't you go to my gym?
00:48:01Ah, you wish.
00:48:03Bea!
00:48:07Yago, when you want to go to bed, tell me.
00:48:10So, when you get sleepy, I'm going to the bedroom.
00:48:14Don't worry, I always go to bed late.
00:48:16Oh, yes, me too.
00:48:17Let's see what's on TV.
00:48:20Are you going to turn on the TV?
00:48:21Yeah.
00:48:23No.
00:48:24I don't know.
00:48:26Lucia, this is the most horrifying invention of the entire 20th century.
00:48:29Not the atomic bomb, not the Jesús Lindy Brick record, not even reggaeton.
00:48:33Look, here they poison us, they manipulate us, they push us to consume, to consume, to consume, to consume.
00:48:39For example, the other day I saw a shampoo commercial where there was a girl lathering up.
00:48:43her hair and it looked like she was having an orgasm or something.
00:48:46Yes, but I've used it and no, no, don't believe it.
00:48:50What I like most about TV are series and movies.
00:48:53Did you know that by the time a boy turns 18 he has seen more than 80,000 murders on television?
00:48:57No, but come on, they're showing Rambo movies less and less these days, right?
00:49:02Yes, you're right, no TV, but I didn't want to watch TV either.
00:49:07I'm so tired, I mean, I was really looking forward to going to bed.
00:49:11Oh, I'm so tired!
00:49:18I have to tell you something.
00:49:22Look, Lucia, you, you are a beautiful, sexy woman, even one of the sexiest I've ever seen.
00:49:29my life.
00:49:31But I have a small problem with you.
00:49:33Which?
00:49:35Please shave your armpits, it's driving me crazy.
00:49:38Yes, yes, yes, right now, yes, I always wax them, but...
00:49:47Don't worry, it doesn't have to be right now.
00:49:54You should be ashamed of yourselves.
00:49:55At your age and you're stoners.
00:49:58That's a sin!
00:50:00What? Why do you think Moses was talking to a bush?
00:50:03This is extremely complicated.
00:50:05But if this is like making a crepe, bring it on.
00:50:07Don't let that fall apart, it costs as much as a can of scallops.
00:50:10What memories!
00:50:11The last one I smoked was at a Brincos concert.
00:50:19Take it, give it your all.
00:50:21That's what these psychotropic drugs were missing.
00:50:28I don't notice anything.
00:50:30Are you sure we did it right?
00:50:31Yes, damn it, take another drag.
00:50:46Then I said to him...
00:50:48Manolo, I'm pregnant!
00:50:54What are you laughing at?
00:50:56Did you like it more than I did?
00:50:59I don't know, I can't stop.
00:51:03Come on, let's sleep the other half.
00:51:06I want to go to bed.
00:51:08Concha, roll up.
00:51:09Are you going to become even more foolish than you already are?
00:51:17You're right.
00:51:19We should go to bed, I might be admitted tomorrow.
00:51:21Same helmet.
00:51:23We've run out of weed.
00:51:25Shall we make another one?
00:51:26There's nothing left.
00:51:27It's very expensive.
00:51:28With retail flat rates, it's a disaster.
00:51:30If we get some plants...
00:51:32I see this business, you know.
00:51:34That.
00:51:35And drug dealers too.
00:51:39Well, if that's the case, in a therapeutic sense...
00:51:43But those plants will cost a fortune.
00:51:46Emilio has a thousand euros from his extra pay.
00:51:50He might let me have them.
00:51:51Or maybe not.
00:51:58I'm hungry.
00:52:00I'm going to make myself a sandwich.
00:52:03Be careful, you might fall.
00:52:14Did you leave your keys in the ignition?
00:52:15Yeah.
00:52:17And the windows down?
00:52:19Yes.
00:52:19All that's missing is a sign that says...
00:52:21Steal me, my owner is stupid.
00:52:23Hey, Juan, don't take it so seriously either.
00:52:25If the car is already many years old.
00:52:27It shouldn't cost that much money either.
00:52:29If it's not what it costs, then stop costing, Isabel.
00:52:30It's brand new.
00:52:33The speakers that last three days.
00:52:35No!
00:52:37Don't go now.
00:52:38You scare away my thieves.
00:52:39This is like fishing.
00:52:40You need to be very patient.
00:52:42Well, nothing.
00:52:43We'll have to wait.
00:52:47Turn on the radio.
00:52:51I'm getting plugged in.
00:52:54Sorry.
00:53:06No, Juan.
00:53:09No, Juan.
00:53:24Juan, I didn't make it to the hospital.
00:53:26Hey?
00:53:28Hey.
00:53:31The car is still there.
00:53:32Damn, I don't understand.
00:53:34This is a poor neighborhood.
00:53:35They're supposed to steal things, right?
00:53:36And my bag?
00:53:39And the radio?
00:53:40Look, he even let us sleep in shifts.
00:53:43Excuse me.
00:53:45Have you seen anything?
00:53:47Sorry.
00:53:47I kept...
00:53:48Next regime.
00:53:51Well, it doesn't matter.
00:53:54Could you lend us something?
00:53:56For...
00:53:56Loose.
00:53:57For...
00:53:58For the bus.
00:54:00It's just that we...
00:54:01We've been robbed.
00:54:02Isabel.
00:54:02Isabel.
00:54:03If we have the car here.
00:54:04It's true.
00:54:05Look, it's bad.
00:54:06How lucky.
00:54:08Hey.
00:54:09And the keys?
00:54:10Where are you?
00:54:14Bye.
00:54:16Bye.
00:54:18Bye.
00:54:26Isabel, for God's sake.
00:54:27This car is faulty.
00:54:29It's wrong.
00:54:30It always goes backwards.
00:54:33Should we leave a note?
00:54:35Ana, aunt, aunt, yes, she has nothing.
00:54:39Clear.
00:54:40Now I understand why I can't get anywhere with guys.
00:54:43I have a lesbian face.
00:54:44Carmen, please don't talk nonsense.
00:54:45Bea, seven aunts came on to me last night.
00:54:48That's not normal.
00:54:48Come on, not even in gym class when I was 13 and my boobs came out before anyone else had I had this much trouble.
00:54:52have been so successful.
00:54:53Well, look, feeling desired always boosts your ego.
00:54:56Inga, Inga, shut up, okay?
00:54:58Shut up, this is all your fault.
00:54:59I would never have set foot in that bar if you hadn't hooked up with Bea and then completely ignored me.
00:55:03she.
00:55:04Speak up a little, they didn't hear you the first time.
00:55:06Yes, we've heard it.
00:55:08Thank you.
00:55:08Carmen, please leave it, I'm fine.
00:55:10Are you going to be okay?
00:55:11If you're a mess.
00:55:12Well, look, it's probably best if I look for another apartment.
00:55:15I'm leaving.
00:55:15Eh, eh, eh, eh.
00:55:17Nobody's leaving here.
00:55:18These are the typical little scrapes and flings of living together.
00:55:22Okay, I'm going to get tested.
00:55:24Give me a little bit of this so I can take the amphetamine.
00:55:26Wait!
00:55:26The first thing they do is a blood test.
00:55:28A balanced breakfast, huh?
00:55:29Start the day with energy.
00:55:31What's the matter?
00:55:32Do you have a problem with drugs?
00:55:34It's just for this once.
00:55:35That's what Ángel Cristo said.
00:55:38Look, Paco got it for me online.
00:55:42Amphetamine poisoning.
00:55:43Chest pain.
00:55:45Dizziness.
00:55:46Cardiovascular collapse.
00:55:48Cerebral hemorrhage.
00:55:49And a comma.
00:55:50You're going to end up like Doña Paloma.
00:55:52Good morning.
00:55:53Hey, Emilio, what was I going to say?
00:55:54You can't give me money to pay for the tests.
00:55:56Ah, you do need me for that, don't you?
00:55:57Okay, are you going to let me have it or not?
00:55:59I'm going to give it back to you.
00:56:02Is that a yes or a no?
00:56:05Wait a moment, I have it downstairs.
00:56:07Here, go on.
00:56:08Give this a once-over, you're doing terribly.
00:56:14Belén, if you keep treating her like this, you're going to end up alone.
00:56:17Well, just like you.
00:56:23You just won't shut up, will you?
00:56:25Go on, eat.
00:56:29There has to be an easier way to get rid of the car.
00:56:32Why don't you give a surprise exam and fail the whole class?
00:56:36Maybe they'll burn it.
00:56:47Good morning.
00:56:54What's wrong, Viciento?
00:56:55Hey?
00:56:56I think he gets up really early, and by mid-morning he's not himself anymore.
00:57:00Then it picks up again with the siesta.
00:57:02Phew.
00:57:09Good morning.
00:57:11Your work is very nice.
00:57:12We've been out all night without any sign of life and you haven't even called.
00:57:16I thought you'd be doing your own thing.
00:57:18I just don't want to be the typical possessive son.
00:57:20I don't like to set a time for you.
00:57:23Isabel, who will want to give us information about the investigation, is the police officer.
00:57:30Yes of course.
00:57:31Let's see, they tell us.
00:57:33They're acting a bit strange, aren't they?
00:57:35Yeah.
00:57:35I think I should have told them to breathe on me.
00:57:38This weekend they were punished.
00:57:40Yeah.
00:57:41Mr. Cuesta, the laboratory has already analyzed the paint remains.
00:57:45It is a metallic green car that is about eight to ten years old.
00:57:49Ah, how fast everything goes, doesn't it?
00:57:52We are now comparing types of paint to recover the mass of the book.
00:57:56I'll call you as soon as I know something.
00:57:57Yes, yes, please let me know.
00:57:59They are doing an excellent job.
00:58:01Damn, the police are so efficient.
00:58:03But you call them because there's noise in the bar across the street and they don't even show up.
00:58:07Shh.
00:58:09Does Rosa have any information that I can help you with?
00:58:12Yes, hello, Rosa.
00:58:14Could you please give me the phone number of a car scrapyard?
00:58:18Any in particular?
00:58:20Hey?
00:58:21Well, I don't know which junkyard, okay.
00:58:23Take note.
00:58:24What do you mean, a junkyard?
00:58:27Thank you, Rosa.
00:58:29Juan, don't worry.
00:58:31I'll take it.
00:58:32What was I?
00:58:34And what do I do in the meantime?
00:58:36Nothing, well, I don't know.
00:58:37Hang up the clothes.
00:58:38Yesterday she did a load of laundry.
00:58:49Dad, did you take the thousand euros from my bonus payment?
00:58:52Yeah.
00:58:53What do you mean, yes?
00:58:55Where are they?
00:58:56Here, in the courtyard.
00:58:58Hey, don't mess with me, okay?
00:59:07Well, in the end I'm going to leave your life sorted out.
00:59:10Son, one day all this will be yours.
00:59:13No, it's mine now.
00:59:14Did you spend my money on plants?
00:59:16Ignorant of life, this is an investment.
00:59:18It's like money in the bank.
00:59:20But, Dad, what is this marijuana?
00:59:21No, sir.
00:59:22Cannabis.
00:59:23Speak properly.
00:59:24But what are you doing growing drugs in a common area?
00:59:27Do you know what a fuss my neighbors are going to make?
00:59:29Here I bring the humidifier.
00:59:31This is useful for controlling air humidity.
00:59:34Have you gone crazy or have you been given cheap booze?
00:59:36They're going to put us in jail for being drug dealers.
00:59:39Which is self-consumption or therapeutic sale to seniors?
00:59:42My sister was recommended it by the herbalists who have studied it.
00:59:46It reduces anxiety and is very good for asthma, glaucoma, multiple sclerosis...
00:59:51Yes of course.
00:59:52And nine times a day, dentists recommend it against cavities.
00:59:54Come on, man.
00:59:56Emilio!
00:59:57Oh my goodness!
01:00:00I'm going to...
01:00:07Yes, but how could you think of kicking me out of a common area without authorization from the community?
01:00:11Huh? The statutes are a joke.
01:00:13No, Mr. Juan, it was my father.
01:00:14What's it like being the one who hangs out the laundry and gets so cold...
01:00:17Please take that down right now.
01:00:19It's going to end up as a mosaic of bird droppings.
01:00:25Oh my God, what is that?
01:00:27Andrew!
01:00:28Hi how are things?
01:00:29You're risking a written warning, huh?
01:00:33And you too, why don't you remove that?
01:00:35Don't worry, Mr. Juan, I'll take care of it, okay?
01:00:40Look, you're already dismantling Jurassic Park and throwing it in the trash.
01:00:44Well, it's your money.
01:00:46Ah, but it can't be returned.
01:00:47We've lost the knack.
01:00:49Are you stupid?
01:00:50Son, we just have to stir things up a bit until the business takes off with the neighborhood retirees.
01:00:54But how are older people going to buy marijuana from you?
01:00:57We sell it without infusion.
01:00:59Individual bags.
01:01:00All we need is a name.
01:01:03Purrimans!
01:01:04Marisa ran to the hairdresser's to spread the word.
01:01:06Word of mouth is spreading.
01:01:09Look at it.
01:01:11Yeah?
01:01:13Virtues?
01:01:14Yeah?
01:01:14Do you want to place an order?
01:01:17Yeah.
01:01:18Oh, holy shit, what am I supposed to tell Mr. Juan who told me to remove all this?
01:01:21Son, I trust in your talent.
01:01:23And now, the finishing touch.
01:01:29Puchinidad drives you crazy.
01:01:30You'll see how they grow.
01:01:32I'm going to open the beach bar just in case someone shows up.
01:01:35Oh, you're going to sell it here?
01:01:37Emilio!
01:01:37Are we leaving or what?
01:01:39Go!
01:01:40Damn, I'm surrounded.
01:01:45Okay, my client requests ownership of the house and to keep Andy Lucas.
01:01:49He is willing to give up his CD collection, his passive exercise equipment, and Mónica Naranjo's autograph.
01:01:54Well, it seems to me that we're going to court.
01:01:55Because my client is also claiming the house.
01:01:57And at least one of the dogs.
01:01:59But how are we going to separate them?
01:02:00Can you wait until she has a litter?
01:02:02They are both males.
01:02:03Oh, it's a shame you're separating because you seem to love each other very much.
01:02:07Mauri...
01:02:07I would give it some time because you'll regret it later and all the paperwork will already be done.
01:02:11Well, since I see there's nothing more to say, we'll see each other at the conciliation hearing.
01:02:15Very well, we'll be there.
01:02:16And Monica's autograph is mine.
01:02:18He puts it for Pedro with love.
01:02:19Leave it, they eventually gave in.
01:02:27What's your take on it?
01:02:28I honestly see room for improvement.
01:02:29No, but ask me.
01:02:30Relax, you bought the house before you got married.
01:02:32You're not going to lose it.
01:02:33Hey, but honestly, do you think our thing has any philosophy?
01:02:35Yes, yes.
01:02:36Luis, remember to send me Pedro's psychologist bills, okay?
01:02:39That way we can use them against them.
01:02:40Yes, yes.
01:02:41Okay, let's see if I can find them.
01:02:42Very good.
01:02:42Okay, see you later.
01:02:43See you later.
01:02:45Don't give me that lecture, I already know what you're going to say.
01:02:47But what are you?
01:02:49The reincarnation of Jesus Puente?
01:02:50Is this a law firm or do you just need love?
01:02:52Mauri, there are no feelings here.
01:02:54Excuse me, but Alin McVean had them and so did Perry Mason.
01:02:57But what difference does it make to you if they get divorced if you don't know them at all?
01:02:59You're like a gossipy old woman watching a soap opera.
01:03:01He's very macho and above earthly faggots with feelings.
01:03:04Mauri, if they reconcile we won't earn a penny.
01:03:06And what is more important?
01:03:07People's happiness or taking their money?
01:03:09Fernando, it is in these situations that you see the true human qualities of people.
01:03:12Okay, stop nagging me.
01:03:14This is a business, and this isn't going to work.
01:03:16I'm the lawyer, so leave it to me.
01:03:18Okay, okay.
01:03:18Don't worry, I'll stay out of it.
01:03:22But don't get angry.
01:03:23Who's angry?
01:03:28Hello, Luis.
01:03:28I'm Mauri.
01:03:30Hey, call Pedro tonight and we'll meet tomorrow, the three of us, and talk calmly, without lawyers.
01:03:35Okay.
01:03:38Are you sure you're okay?
01:03:38Very good?
01:03:40Yeah?
01:03:50Wait a moment, we'll call you right away.
01:03:52Thank you.
01:03:56Hey, haven't they given you your sandwich?
01:03:58Emilio, that's what happens when you donate blood.
01:04:00This is an analysis.
01:04:02And what do you think they do with the blood they've taken from you?
01:04:04Throw it away?
01:04:05They'll stick that one on someone.
01:04:06I'm going to the bathroom to swallow this.
01:04:08Tell me about that arrow you don't need.
01:04:10It's still!
01:04:10Belén, you're very naughty and you'll end up here.
01:04:14I'm going to draw the little cloud.
01:04:15Spit it out.
01:04:16No.
01:04:16But spit it out, I'm telling you, but spit it out.
01:04:19Oh no, no.
01:04:19Spit it out.
01:04:21I've already swallowed it.
01:04:23Nativity scene?
01:04:24Nativity scene?
01:04:24Yeah.
01:04:26Take the electrocardiogram and the chest X-ray.
01:04:29Everything is fine, we're finished.
01:04:31What do you mean we're already finished?
01:04:32And the stress test?
01:04:33Which stress test?
01:04:35Well, at the bank they told me I had to run on a treadmill and that they were going to put me
01:04:39some tubes and some...
01:04:40Wings, what's up?
01:04:41The electric one is sufficient.
01:04:43Don't worry.
01:04:44Everything is ready.
01:04:49Can't you see?
01:04:50You took drugs for nothing.
01:04:52Silly!
01:04:52Are you stupid?
01:04:53You're annoying.
01:04:55Thank goodness we're not together anymore.
01:04:56Man, I just can't get along with Yonkin.
01:05:00Good afternoon, ma'am.
01:05:06Lucia.
01:05:09I love you.
01:05:11And that's a feeling that no one can take away from me.
01:05:15Not even you.
01:05:19And I already know you think I'm not good enough for you and...
01:05:24I agree, but...
01:05:26But love is not logical.
01:05:29And although...
01:05:32You broke my heart and even though...
01:05:35You treated me so badly...
01:05:39I know I will always love you.
01:05:45Sorry.
01:06:00Honey, would you like to go out for lunch together today and then take a walk, or...?
01:06:05How could you have hurt this poor man so much?
01:06:08That?
01:06:10Lucía, you don't do this to a member of Green Villages, okay?
01:06:12But hey, why are you looking at this, huh?
01:06:14If it's private.
01:06:15No, it was there, it didn't have a title.
01:06:17I thought, maybe it's porn.
01:06:19But you know everything this man is suffering for you, all the things he's feeling.
01:06:22Well, no, I don't know because I haven't seen it yet.
01:06:26Ah, because you haven't even seen it.
01:06:29You have no heart.
01:06:31Hey, I do have it.
01:06:32No, Lucia, that man is suffering because of you.
01:06:35Even I'm getting teary-eyed.
01:06:38Look, Iago, please, this is a relationship we had and that's it, it's over, but that's it...
01:06:42No!
01:06:42It's not over.
01:06:44Until recently, there were plans for marriage.
01:06:46Look, he says it at minute 47.
01:06:48Okay, fine, but don't put it on me now.
01:06:51This is not the Lucia I fell in love with, the one I left my girlfriend for.
01:06:55Did you leave your girlfriend for me?
01:06:57And I left Carlos for you, he's wonderful.
01:07:00And what are you going to do with me?
01:07:02Break my heart too?
01:07:05I don't have a video camera, okay?
01:07:10Where is Lucia?
01:07:11I had to ask him if he had seen a video.
01:07:13Carlos, my friend.
01:07:17You're going to get through this, okay?
01:07:20Yeah.
01:07:21You're going to get through this.
01:07:22Okay.
01:07:24Together we're going to get you out of this hole.
01:07:26Thank you.
01:07:26And I'm going to give my all for you, that's for sure.
01:07:29Thank you, Iago.
01:07:30Thank you.
01:07:31No, okay, fine then.
01:07:32Okay, fine, I'm the bad one, the bitch, the one who's to blame for everything.
01:07:36If that makes you feel better, then just tell me...
01:07:40How has it gotten, huh?
01:07:42So what do we do now?
01:07:44I don't know.
01:07:46Do you want to go to the bar and tell me about it?
01:07:48Okay.
01:07:50Hey, so, did you like the video?
01:07:52Dude, I haven't cried this much since Titanic.
01:07:57Sweet guy, you.
01:07:58These are things that one...
01:08:04Oh well.
01:08:12Belén, are you okay?
01:08:14You look like the kid.
01:08:14Oh no.
01:08:15I'm like...
01:08:17Like speeding up.
01:08:18My pulse is racing.
01:08:20And I can't breathe.
01:08:23Clear.
01:08:23How can you be okay if you don't even know what they've put in you?
01:08:26And on an empty stomach, no less.
01:08:27Your body is fighting to survive.
01:08:29Emilio, don't overwhelm me, okay?
01:08:30Don't overwhelm me.
01:08:31You could fall down here right now and die.
01:08:33You have high blood pressure and one of your arteries is going to burst.
01:08:36Oh, what anguish.
01:08:37Oh, what anguish.
01:08:39Oh, what anguish.
01:08:41Here I am, Loli.
01:08:43Let's play a quick one and see if you relax.
01:08:44That's what I was thinking right now.
01:08:48What are you doing?
01:08:50Careful, careful.
01:08:52Careful.
01:08:52Oh, I have a fever.
01:08:54Take me to the hospital.
01:08:55To the hospital!
01:08:56Again.
01:08:57Go ahead, let George Clooney take you.
01:08:58He's the one who knows about emergencies.
01:09:00Okay, huh?
01:09:01Okay, I'll go by myself.
01:09:02I'm having a heart attack.
01:09:04Okay.
01:09:05Wait, listen, be careful.
01:09:06Careful.
01:09:08What are you telling me?
01:09:09Run from my life.
01:09:13Following.
01:09:15I wanted four bags of that infusion that I'm told is very good.
01:09:22That's twenty euros.
01:09:23A bit pricey, isn't it?
01:09:24Try it and let me know what you think.
01:09:27Okay, okay.
01:09:29Mariano, I'm running out of material, huh?
01:09:35Good afternoon.
01:09:36Good afternoon.
01:09:40Excuse me, what are you queuing for?
01:09:43To buy infusion.
01:09:45It's because I have kidney problems.
01:09:47I tried it at lunchtime and made love with my husband.
01:09:51We laughed.
01:10:03Emilio?
01:10:05Water, water, water.
01:10:06Water.
01:10:06Just a moment, I'm getting changed.
01:10:08What are they doing here?
01:10:10Nothing.
01:10:10A few little plants, because this was very sad.
01:10:13If this is marijuana.
01:10:14They are selling drugs in the community.
01:10:17Therapeutic infusions for seniors.
01:10:19Lifelong palliative care.
01:10:21Didn't the herbalist recommend it?
01:10:23Did Isabel recommend it to you?
01:10:24Yes, for the anxieties and ailments of old age.
01:10:27And it increases libido.
01:10:29I'm telling you this because I haven't heard from you for days.
01:10:32And as a neighbor, I'm worried.
01:10:34Look, I'm selecting cuttings to create a new, more aromatic genetic variety.
01:10:40Marijuana.
01:10:42We've been open to the public for three hours and we have 1915 euros.
01:10:46I don't care what kind of box they made.
01:10:48This is drug trafficking.
01:10:50We'll give you a commission.
01:10:51Can you think of a better way to pay for the spill?
01:10:53He's trying to buy me.
01:10:56Which commission are we talking about?
01:10:58A 20.
01:10:59In three weeks you have paid off all the community's leftovers.
01:11:02Hey, is anyone here or what's going on?
01:11:04One moment!
01:11:10But look at the queue in the street!
01:11:12It's a real eye-opener.
01:11:14What do we tell the police if they ask?
01:11:16So, this is where people sign up to be in the audience to go to Patricia's Diary.
01:11:19We've hired a coach.
01:11:21Don't worry, damn it.
01:11:22Everything has been planned.
01:11:23For God's sake, take down the sign; it's not a fish shop.
01:11:26This was the last straw.
01:11:28Don't worry.
01:11:28Would you like some tea?
01:11:29No.
01:11:30Where is Emilio?
01:11:31I don't know.
01:11:33Where are they taking me?
01:11:35What are they going to do to me?
01:11:36Peaceful.
01:11:37A stomach pumping.
01:11:38No.
01:11:39No.
01:11:39No, no, no.
01:11:40She's stubborn and stupid and doesn't listen.
01:11:43Please, you have to wait outside.
01:11:45No.
01:11:45Stay with me and give me your hand.
01:11:47Think about it, Belén.
01:11:48Reflect.
01:11:48Reflect.
01:11:49Yeah.
01:11:49No.
01:11:52Yeah.
01:11:53Emilio, your father is selling bags of marijuana at the gatehouse.
01:11:57Mr. Juan, I know you are very old and I cannot take care of you.
01:12:00Let's see if the euthanasia bill finally goes ahead and...
01:12:03Do yourself a favor and come here right now.
01:12:05Yes, yes, yes.
01:12:06I'll be right there, okay?
01:12:07Wow, what a day, the scrubbing is going so well.
01:12:10I'm so pissed.
01:12:18It's done.
01:12:20Take.
01:12:21The vest and the triangles.
01:12:23You can save them for the new car.
01:12:26It's been thoroughly dismantled, isn't it?
01:12:28Unrecognizable.
01:12:28Yeah.
01:12:29Phew.
01:12:30They ripped off the wheels, then they removed the seats
01:12:33and then they put the sheet metal into a machine that...
01:12:36They crush like this.
01:12:38Leave it, leave it, leave it, leave it.
01:12:39No, no, don't tell me.
01:12:40Leave it, leave it.
01:12:41Isabel, have you recommended that your neighbors grow marijuana?
01:12:45Hey?
01:12:46No, I told Vicenta that the poor thing was very worried about the operation
01:12:50that you smoke a little bit, just a little bit, before going to bed to relax, nothing more.
01:12:55Beautiful.
01:12:56Me punishing José Miguel for drinking a beer
01:12:58And meanwhile, his mother was recommending that the neighbors smoke joints.
01:13:01Come on, that's what you call setting a good example.
01:13:04You are being punished.
01:13:05It's for therapeutic purposes, Juan.
01:13:07Besides, I don't think Vicenta will get the marijuana.
01:13:10Where are you going to buy it?
01:13:12Well, in goal.
01:13:13Mariano is growing it in the yard
01:13:14and he's selling it to all the elderly people in the neighborhood as a therapeutic measure.
01:13:17There's a longer queue at the portal than at the Madrid-Barça ticket office.
01:13:20You are the president.
01:13:21You close the premises and seize the merchandise.
01:13:25Well, now they're really making a fortune.
01:13:27and they will allocate a portion to pay the community's special assessment.
01:13:30I have a major moral dilemma.
01:13:32So, you're working on commission in a corrupt way.
01:13:35We get out of one mess and into another.
01:13:38Well, neither Mariano nor Marisa are owners.
01:13:40If they get caught, I will deny any connection.
01:13:41Like Felipe with the Gal.
01:13:42Look, Juan, let's go to sleep.
01:13:44We've already had enough stress out there.
01:13:46Yes, I do need a vice president.
01:13:48I can't handle it all.
01:13:49Life overwhelms us, Juan.
01:13:51Life overwhelms us.
01:14:03Oh, I feel so bad.
01:14:07It must be the monkey.
01:14:10I'm not addicted anymore.
01:14:12Matías, I am a shell.
01:14:15Yes, yes, your check is ready.
01:14:18Tomorrow the bank manager will take it to the notary.
01:14:20See you tomorrow then.
01:14:22Yes, at twelve thirty.
01:14:23He'll recognize me right away.
01:14:25I am a tall woman with very expressive eyes.
01:14:28Okay, okay.
01:14:29And what are you like?
01:14:30Very handsome too.
01:14:32Okay, good night.
01:14:34Get out of here, man, for God's sake.
01:14:35Concha, bring me a glass of water,
01:14:38Everything is making me dizzy.
01:14:40Wait, I have to go tell that slut.
01:14:43that tomorrow without fail he has to go out into the street.
01:14:45Hey, I'm feeling really sick.
01:14:47Yes.
01:14:55Wave that Belén admitted
01:14:57And these three are lost somewhere.
01:15:00Look, I'm wearing panties,
01:15:01toothbrush,
01:15:03Lucigrams, the vibrator.
01:15:07Where is the slut?
01:15:08Which one?
01:15:09Because right now there aren't any here.
01:15:11Tell Belén that I'm signing the sale of the apartment tomorrow.
01:15:13He needs to wake up.
01:15:15that has to empty me in the first hour.
01:15:17Well, she's going to have to call the hospital.
01:15:18because she is hospitalized.
01:15:19What happened to him?
01:15:22An overdose, Doña Concha.
01:15:24He has attempted suicide.
01:15:26What are you saying?
01:15:28The poor thing was having a terrible time.
01:15:30I've left her,
01:15:31You've made it your own,
01:15:32Passion of the Hawks has ended.
01:15:34Everything has come together for her.
01:15:35And now who is with her?
01:15:36She is alone.
01:15:37If you don't speak to your family,
01:15:38I cannot leave my job.
01:15:40Oh, the poor thing.
01:15:42I'm going to the hospital right now.
01:15:44What is your room number?
01:15:45Ask at reception
01:15:47through stomach lavage.
01:15:48But I didn't know you loved her so much.
01:15:50Belén came to see me at the hospital
01:15:51when I was sick.
01:15:52I'll keep her
01:15:53until he is discharged.
01:15:55Well, since we're going there,
01:15:56Take the emergency hospitalization kit to him.
01:16:08Emilio, where were you?
01:16:09You've left me alone.
01:16:10Belén, I've already taken you away
01:16:11Concha de encima for tomorrow.
01:16:13Oh, really?
01:16:14And how did you do it?
01:16:15Well, I told him
01:16:16that you have attempted suicide
01:16:17and goes with you to the hospital
01:16:18to keep you company.
01:16:19What are you saying?
01:16:20Yes, that's how you entertain her
01:16:22and she can't go
01:16:22to sign the apartment papers.
01:16:23Isn't that a good idea?
01:16:24Yes, but then
01:16:25I can't go either.
01:16:27Well, Belén,
01:16:27Well, give me a receipt.
01:16:29And I'm coming for you.
01:16:30It's called power.
01:16:31and you have to call a notary.
01:16:32Well, that's a little bit of effort on your part, isn't it?
01:16:34It seems that the floor
01:16:34I'm going to buy it myself.
01:16:36How are you?
01:16:37Emilio,
01:16:38Stop lecturing me already, okay?
01:16:39I'm asking you, please.
01:16:40But I haven't told you anything.
01:16:41Yes, but you're going to do it.
01:16:43Well yes,
01:16:43because this could have ended
01:16:45in a misfortune,
01:16:46that you're an unconscious pill-popper.
01:16:50Nativity scene?
01:16:51Nativity scene?
01:16:53Nothing, listen,
01:16:54who does his own thing.
01:16:55I don't know, I'm the fool here.
01:16:58Isn't that right...?
01:17:02Can.
01:17:10I am Concha.
01:17:14Shell,
01:17:15But what are you doing here?
01:17:18I couldn't allow it
01:17:19that my slut was alone
01:17:21in the hospital.
01:17:22I'm staying with you
01:17:23until you recover.
01:17:25I brought my nightgown.
01:17:27But,
01:17:28He won't sign tomorrow
01:17:30the sale of the apartment?
01:17:31I'm cancelling it.
01:17:32It will be sold soon.
01:17:33No, man, no.
01:17:34If you already have a buyer,
01:17:35Why don't you call?
01:17:36to a notary
01:17:37that he sign a power of attorney
01:17:38so that someone else can go?
01:17:39That way it stays with me,
01:17:41I'm very weak.
01:17:42Clear,
01:17:43I can send Marisa.
01:17:45You'll see
01:17:45We're going to be so happy
01:17:46You and me together.
01:17:48What are you doing?
01:17:50I'm going to the bathroom.
01:17:51Not at all,
01:17:52that you are very weak.
01:17:53Come on,
01:17:54I'll bring you the wedge.
01:17:56The fact that?
01:17:57No no,
01:17:58but I can walk
01:18:00slowly,
01:18:00But I can do it little by little.
01:18:01No, no.
01:18:02Come on,
01:18:03take.
01:18:04No, but,
01:18:05Why doesn't he call?
01:18:06to the notary?
01:18:07That way she'll be calmer.
01:18:08Hey?
01:18:09Well.
01:18:09Well, well, well.
01:18:16It's because gay people
01:18:17We must not separate.
01:18:19After having fought
01:18:20both for our rights,
01:18:21How are we going to end up?
01:18:22Divorced same
01:18:22than heterosexuals.
01:18:24Please,
01:18:24that we are
01:18:25more romantic.
01:18:26Don't know,
01:18:26I honestly
01:18:27that I love him very much.
01:18:28See?
01:18:28But he never tells me.
01:18:29But tell him.
01:18:32Look, no.
01:18:33Besides,
01:18:33that I am very angry with him.
01:18:34He's been very rude lately.
01:18:35Ask for forgiveness.
01:18:36I?
01:18:36Because?
01:18:37If you ask him for forgiveness,
01:18:38He tells you that he loves you.
01:18:41Sorry.
01:18:42I love you.
01:18:42Three beers, please.
01:18:44Already.
01:18:55Excuse me, I'm going
01:18:56a quick trip to the bathroom.
01:18:58Mauri.
01:18:59Man?
01:18:59Can you tell me what you're doing here?
01:19:00And you?
01:19:01Looking for an office.
01:19:02Well, I don't like this neighborhood.
01:19:03What are you doing with Luis and Pedro?
01:19:04Would you like something to drink?
01:19:05What do you do with them?
01:19:06I've come across them.
01:19:07Don't get paranoid.
01:19:09Mauri,
01:19:09You have a lighted sign
01:19:10blinking that says
01:19:10I'm lying, I'm lying, I'm lying.
01:19:12Okay,
01:19:12I called them.
01:19:13The last chance.
01:19:14If they don't fix it,
01:19:15abandonment,
01:19:15I swear.
01:19:16What had we agreed on?
01:19:16Don't interfere in my work.
01:19:18Yeah,
01:19:18sorry,
01:19:18because I am a partner
01:19:19And I demand results.
01:19:21What results?
01:19:21If they reconcile,
01:19:22They don't pay.
01:19:23Yes,
01:19:23We charge them for relationship advice.
01:19:25You'll see how they pay.
01:19:26much happier.
01:19:26But I'm a lawyer,
01:19:27It is not avergenio.
01:19:28Look,
01:19:28Why don't they get divorced...
01:19:29Hey,
01:19:30by the way,
01:19:31Thank you so much, guys!
01:19:32really,
01:19:32we have decided
01:19:33that we are going to give ourselves
01:19:34another chance.
01:19:35Yeah,
01:19:35I am the lawyers
01:19:36more honest
01:19:36that we have never known.
01:19:40Hey,
01:19:40by the way,
01:19:41that you have to come
01:19:42one day at home for dinner.
01:19:43What Peter does
01:19:44a lamb tagine
01:19:45marvelous.
01:19:46Okay,
01:19:46very good,
01:19:47We'll go.
01:19:47Come on,
01:19:48see you later.
01:19:48See you later.
01:19:53See how great that is?
01:19:54I've arranged a couple
01:19:55And you've ruined another one.
01:19:56Fernando,
01:19:57please,
01:19:57when you put
01:19:57less dramatic...
01:19:58No,
01:19:59hey,
01:19:59I'm leaving without paying.
01:20:00He's not looking,
01:20:01strip.
01:20:01He's not looking, he pulls.
01:20:02strip.
01:20:03Yes, go for it.
01:20:05Doña Concepción
01:20:06de la Fuente García.
01:20:08In whose name
01:20:08do you want to do
01:20:09the power
01:20:10for sale
01:20:10of your home?
01:20:12Maria Luisa
01:20:12Benito Balbuena.
01:20:15Do you know your ID number?
01:20:17Maybe he doesn't know.
01:20:18neither did she.
01:20:19One moment
01:20:20I'm going to call her.
01:20:21I don't think it has
01:20:22awakened
01:20:23because they are no more
01:20:24that it's eleven o'clock.
01:20:27Listen,
01:20:28Listen,
01:20:29I need it too.
01:20:30have one of those made for me.
01:20:31Notice that today
01:20:32I also sign
01:20:32the purchase of an apartment.
01:20:34OK,
01:20:34as soon as he does it
01:20:35his mother...
01:20:36No,
01:20:36No,
01:20:36No,
01:20:36No,
01:20:36No,
01:20:36No.
01:20:37It's just not possible anymore
01:20:38to find out why...
01:20:39Because, surprise.
01:20:41As soon as I finish with them
01:20:42wait a moment
01:20:43And I'll get rid of her.
01:20:45Hey?
01:20:46OK.
01:20:53Here you are.
01:21:00very good,
01:21:01Well, that's it.
01:21:03I'll send it right now.
01:21:04to the notary
01:21:05we're already going
01:21:05a little late.
01:21:06Shell,
01:21:07Could you lower it?
01:21:08Let's get some chips
01:21:09for TV?
01:21:09I'm leaving
01:21:10The Simpsons are going to lose.
01:21:11I don't understand
01:21:12how much they like them.
01:21:14He is a yellow child
01:21:15that does not grow.
01:21:21In whose name
01:21:22Does he want to gain power?
01:21:23Emilio Delgado Martínez.
01:21:25Son,
01:21:26you sit down
01:21:26in a suit
01:21:26like a Christ
01:21:27or two pistols.
01:21:28Dad,
01:21:29Don't you have another one?
01:21:29It's this jacket
01:21:30It's very rare.
01:21:31I don't know about the suit.
01:21:32on the hanger.
01:21:33You are cross-minded.
01:21:34You have not inherited
01:21:35my genetics.
01:21:36Yeah,
01:21:36clear,
01:21:37clear.
01:21:37Well,
01:21:38leave.
01:21:38that I have to buy
01:21:39an apartment.
01:21:41Save that for a while.
01:21:43Hey,
01:21:44Hey,
01:21:45Which floor are they going to?
01:21:46Let's see Juan Cuesta,
01:21:47forensic police.
01:21:48Ah,
01:21:49Well, nothing.
01:21:49very good,
01:21:50welcome,
01:21:51Hey.
01:21:52Good morning,
01:21:53agents.
01:21:55Oh!
01:21:56These are here.
01:21:58Again?
01:21:59Oh!
01:22:00Hello,
01:22:01how are you?
01:22:03Have they discovered anything?
01:22:04The plasma is here,
01:22:05They are with Juan.
01:22:07What bastard sold us out?
01:22:08We're going to throw everything in the bin.
01:22:10like in the movies.
01:22:11No,
01:22:11that he doesn't do it right.
01:22:12We have to burn it all down.
01:22:13Give me the bier.
01:22:14I'm sorry,
01:22:15but we have abandoned
01:22:16the investigation.
01:22:18Clear,
01:22:19because they can't find the car.
01:22:20There are more than 200,000 vehicles
01:22:22registered in that color
01:22:23and our forces
01:22:25They can't keep up.
01:22:26I'm sorry,
01:22:27But the case is closed.
01:22:28Come on,
01:22:29that the car that runs over Paloma
01:22:30It could be parked
01:22:31here at the door
01:22:31and they wouldn't even know.
01:22:33Probably.
01:22:37Don't open the window!
01:22:39Pussy,
01:22:39We're not going to take it
01:22:40a 15-inch crown!
01:22:42That's why!
01:22:43Party!
01:22:43Come on!
01:22:45Listen,
01:22:46They are burning
01:22:47something in the yard.
01:22:48Yeah,
01:22:48He is the goalkeeper's father
01:22:49that is burning
01:22:50his stamp collection.
01:22:52He is very disillusioned
01:22:52with philately.
01:22:54Well, it smells like marijuana.
01:22:57Let's see,
01:22:57It's probably a Dutch stamp.
01:22:59Princess Wilhelmina
01:23:04either...
01:23:06as I see this
01:23:08It's beyond repair.
01:23:10leave
01:23:11and I remain
01:23:12with the notary.
01:23:16It's a small amount
01:23:17for neighborhood self-consumption.
01:23:19It doesn't matter,
01:23:21No?
01:23:21Oh,
01:23:22sorry.
01:23:24I'm losing my mind.
01:23:29Well,
01:23:29And where is Mrs.
01:23:30Who is selling the apartment?
01:23:31Yeah,
01:23:31that I in 10 minutes
01:23:32I have the distribution
01:23:33from an inheritance
01:23:33And this is going to fill up
01:23:34of people.
01:23:35He's coming,
01:23:35She's an elderly lady.
01:23:36which takes its time
01:23:37for life,
01:23:38Hey?
01:23:39Sorry,
01:23:40It's that the driver
01:23:41from the bus
01:23:42It has been lost.
01:23:44Yeah,
01:23:44Or you have made a mistake
01:23:45online.
01:23:46That's also possible.
01:23:47Pussy,
01:23:48What are you doing here?
01:23:49I come from
01:23:50from Bethlehem
01:23:50to buy the apartment.
01:23:51Oh, really?
01:23:52Is Belén going to buy the apartment?
01:23:54How strange!
01:23:55Come on,
01:23:56Let's begin
01:23:57These gentlemen in ties
01:23:58They're in a hurry.
01:23:59Yeah,
01:23:59please.
01:24:01On the one hand,
01:24:02Mrs. Concepción
01:24:02de la Fuente García,
01:24:03born on March 29
01:24:05of 1930.
01:24:06When?
01:24:07Damn it!
01:24:08How it makes you look younger!
01:24:10Hey,
01:24:11forgive her,
01:24:11It's because it's dedicated to me
01:24:12with generics
01:24:13to save money.
01:24:14And on the other hand,
01:24:16Mrs. Belén López Vázquez,
01:24:17born on December 11
01:24:18of 1973,
01:24:20the purchase is worthwhile
01:24:21from a 3rd floor B
01:24:22on the street
01:24:22of Deception 21,
01:24:23in a load-free state
01:24:24and lease
01:24:25as a certain body
01:24:26with whatever is principal
01:24:27component accessory
01:24:28and dependent
01:24:29and up to date
01:24:29of contributions,
01:24:30taxes and expenses
01:24:32of the community
01:24:32for the price
01:24:33of 240,000 euros.
01:24:34Amen!
01:24:37Sign here,
01:24:38please.
01:24:44Are you here?
01:24:48Here.
01:24:49There, there, there.
01:24:53The representative
01:24:54from the bank,
01:24:55Don Federico Villanueva,
01:24:56can deliver
01:24:56of the check
01:24:57to the seller.
01:24:58What do you want?
01:24:59If you don't put it on
01:25:00in an account in Andorra,
01:25:02We're going to mediate.
01:25:04I don't know if it's a good idea.
01:25:06give him a check
01:25:07With this lady, huh?
01:25:08No, don't worry,
01:25:09It is nominative.
01:25:10Well, that's all, right?
01:25:12Well, not everything.
01:25:14This lady is missing
01:25:15give me back the pen.
01:25:16Let's see,
01:25:16I have it on a string
01:25:17like at the bank.
01:25:18Listen!
01:25:20Well,
01:25:21Congratulations, huh?
01:25:21And may you be very happy.
01:25:23Well,
01:25:23Let's see what can be done.
01:25:39How are you?
01:25:40That's it.
01:25:40The house is yours.
01:25:42Yes, yes, yes.
01:25:45I'll call you later.
01:25:46Nativity scene,
01:25:47You owe me one of the big ones, huh?
01:25:48Yes.
01:25:49The fat ones.
01:26:02Unbearable old woman.
01:26:05Oh,
01:26:07What a shame.
01:26:19Let's see,
01:26:21because?
01:26:22The hospital's call
01:26:23that they're already paying me.
01:26:24It always has to end
01:26:26Juan at the police station
01:26:26because of you.
01:26:28The idea of ​​marijuana
01:26:29It's been yours,
01:26:30Lady Cannabis.
01:26:31Oh!
01:26:32I only told Vicenta
01:26:33that he smoked
01:26:33a bit
01:26:34to relax,
01:26:36not that you should become
01:26:36in the Medellín cartel.
01:26:39Please,
01:26:40and also air this out,
01:26:41I'm feeling dizzy.
01:26:42But perhaps
01:26:43I'm feeling sick
01:26:43again.
01:26:44Clear.
01:26:45Why are you going down?
01:26:46That they admit me.
01:26:48Who's coming with me?
01:26:50Well,
01:26:51We already have another complaint.
01:26:53and one more trial on the horizon.
01:26:54With a very clear fine
01:26:55up to 6,000 euros
01:26:56by possession
01:26:57and drug trafficking.
01:26:59This is awesome, isn't it?
01:27:00Let's go, Juan.
01:27:01This air is very polluted.
01:27:02And we have a spillover
01:27:03that we cannot afford
01:27:04and I have dismantled
01:27:05my car, just like that.
01:27:06and my baby son
01:27:07and record thieves.
01:27:08You and I
01:27:08We need to go more often
01:27:10to the notary
01:27:10because I've already played it.
01:27:12Come and put her to sleep,
01:27:13that you don't have...
01:27:14What do you mean, no?
01:27:15I have plenty of age.
01:27:17Marisa,
01:27:18that they deposit into my account.
01:27:19You have signed
01:27:20about the apartment.
01:27:21Strange, indeed.
01:27:22Why didn't you tell us?
01:27:24Were you selling it to Bethlehem?
01:27:25Hey?
01:27:26Look at the contract.
01:27:29Nativity scene,
01:27:29López Vázquez.
01:27:32But you
01:27:33Why doesn't he shut up?
01:27:34Because otherwise,
01:27:35There's no action.
01:27:36Hey,
01:27:36afterwards we could eat something
01:27:38and I have
01:27:38churrasco antopo.
01:27:40Dad,
01:27:40Cholesterol, huh?
01:27:41I'm not telling you again.
01:27:43But me
01:27:43who accompanies me
01:27:44to the hospital.
01:27:49Slut!
01:27:50Start working right now!
01:27:52Slut!
01:27:54Let's see.
01:27:55Do you want to leave?
01:27:55to pound
01:27:56the door
01:27:56from my house?
01:27:58You can call
01:27:58to my doorbell.
01:27:59Did you buy it for me?
01:28:00treacherously?
01:28:01That's not valid!
01:28:03Let's see now
01:28:03whose turn is it
01:28:04noses.
01:28:05You unbearable old woman!
01:28:06What did you call me?
01:28:07Let's see,
01:28:08a little bit of please,
01:28:09that we are among neighbors.
01:28:11You could have come
01:28:12head on
01:28:12and tell me to my face.
01:28:14Already,
01:28:14And would he have sold it to me?
01:28:15No,
01:28:16but now
01:28:17we wouldn't be angry.
01:28:18Look,
01:28:18Mrs. Concha,
01:28:19I'm going to tell you something
01:28:20that I wanted to tell him
01:28:21a long time ago.
01:28:22Go away!
01:28:23Fuck it!
01:28:25Don't hold a grudge against him.
01:28:26It's been many years,
01:28:27TRUE?
01:28:28Renter!
01:28:29Slut!
01:28:29If you want war
01:28:30You're going to have it.
01:28:32You don't know!
01:28:32What you've done!
01:28:34Marisa,
01:28:34Here's the check
01:28:35of the 40 million
01:28:36Let's see if things calm down a bit.
01:28:37Ah, yes,
01:28:38Here it is...
01:28:40Pussy,
01:28:40I have smoked
01:28:41the last cigarette
01:28:42and the package.
01:28:43Have you gotten involved?
01:28:44my check
01:28:45in the tabango?
01:28:47And the lighter!
01:28:48I shit on milk
01:28:49from the rechargeable one!
01:28:50There is no one who lives
01:28:56Nobody lives here
01:29:06Nobody lives here
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