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00:00:22No one can live with you, with you, with you, no one can live with you, not with you, not with you.
00:00:28Daughter?
00:00:28But are you sure about what you're going to do? We've been told we can't.
00:00:31Yes, come on. One, two, one, two, three, four.
00:00:54Let's have a little party in front.
00:00:56What a time to put on music!
00:00:57Noise pollution is prohibited after ten o'clock at night.
00:01:00It's just that people don't read the municipal ordinances.
00:01:03People in this country read very little.
00:01:04Okay, then I'll talk to them.
00:01:06Juan, relax, it's not that important.
00:01:12Now she has it.
00:01:16Huh? What did he tell you about drilling into the walls?
00:01:20Calm down, Juan, for goodness sake. We can hang another little picture then.
00:01:25Look how cool that hole is!
00:01:30I told you that drill bit was very long.
00:01:32Otherwise the painting will fall down.
00:01:34You're there! You're showing your faces!
00:01:38That drill bit is for passing cables from one room to another, I saw it on Bricomanía.
00:01:42Well, if you're so smart, you should have done it yourself.
00:01:44Listen, just so you know, this is a blatant violation of the lease agreement.
00:01:47Listen, give me the key immediately, because you can't just walk in here whenever you feel like it.
00:01:50Take my house too, and you've drilled a hole in it.
00:01:52Come on, Juan, let's go, otherwise you'll stay up all night and keep me awake.
00:01:55I'll deduct that repair from your deposit.
00:01:57What you need to do is leave us alone once and for all.
00:01:59who is the most annoying landlord I've ever had.
00:02:01Carmen.
00:02:02What foul language. It's unbelievable that you're a university professor.
00:02:06Would you like something to drink?
00:02:07Carmen, your attitude as a tenant leaves much to be desired.
00:02:10That is not the way to integrate into our community.
00:02:13Well, you know what I'm saying.
00:02:14Go to hell!
00:02:16As?
00:02:17No, no, no, don't listen to her. She's just very tired.
00:02:20No, no, no, no, no. Fuck it, I'm fed up with it.
00:02:23What's more, we're leaving here.
00:02:25Oh yes, us too.
00:02:26Carmen, listen, let's not rush things.
00:02:27But seriously, are there no apartments for rent?
00:02:29Why do we have to put up with this idiot who won't even let us hang a picture?
00:02:32Excuse me, but I never resorted to verbal aggression.
00:02:34I'm just following the instructions my sister gave me.
00:02:36Very well, then tell your sister for me...
00:02:38What's going on? Is there trouble?
00:02:41Well...
00:02:41Ladies, please go to bed.
00:02:43We listened to music.
00:02:44What is it? A bun party costs money, it's not the right time.
00:02:47Arguments need to be started beforehand.
00:02:50Hey, and don't threaten me with leaving the apartment, okay?
00:02:52Because I'm terminating the contract and keeping the deposit.
00:02:54Take the bail and shove it where the sun don't shine!
00:02:57Ole and ole.
00:02:58Ah, very good.
00:02:59Well, I want you out of here first thing tomorrow.
00:03:02Well, let's see how the night goes.
00:03:09Lesbys! What happened to you with Juan?
00:03:11Give us an official statement.
00:03:13Nothing, nothing, we just drilled through the wall of his room and he got angry.
00:03:17a bit.
00:03:18And can you see through the hole?
00:03:20Damn, what a great idea!
00:03:21Give us the drill and we'll control the gays.
00:03:24We can install a direct peephole.
00:03:28Juan, we need a vacation now.
00:03:30You seem very tense.
00:03:31But you see this as normal.
00:03:32If they don't let you make holes, then you don't make holes.
00:03:35It's obvious.
00:03:35Yes, but you're going to be left without any tenants.
00:03:38Just wait until Nieves finds out.
00:03:40Hey, won't we have her here again?
00:03:41What? She doesn't even know, woman.
00:03:43If I rent this again in two days.
00:03:45We put up the sign and they snatch it out of our hands.
00:03:47A luxury apartment, in a stately building and right in the city center.
00:03:51Oh, really?
00:03:52Well, I hadn't noticed.
00:04:00No one can live here, here, here.
00:04:03Not here, not here.
00:04:05Every day is like this.
00:04:07I couldn't imagine it when I came here.
00:04:09I was just looking for some peace.
00:04:12I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.
00:04:14No one can live here, here, here.
00:04:16Not here, not here.
00:04:18No, no, no.
00:04:19No one can live here, here, here.
00:04:21Not here, not here.
00:04:22No, no, no.
00:04:23The house above it collapses.
00:04:25I can't find the goalkeeper.
00:04:27My neighbors are watching and listening to me.
00:04:30I can't stand being in this place.
00:04:32Here, here, here, here, here, here, here.
00:04:34If not, come to my place.
00:04:35Come to the neighborhood, cousin, I love you.
00:04:36Where clowns cry, thief, they rob us and the stones kiss each other in something that is against.
00:04:42Put it in a cocktail shaker, you in an earthquake and a big mouth.
00:04:50Yes, and you'll have this ladder.
00:04:55No one can live here, here, here, here.
00:04:57Not here, not here.
00:05:00No one can live here, here, here, here.
00:05:02Every day is like this.
00:05:04I couldn't have imagined it when I came here.
00:05:06I was just looking for some peace.
00:05:08And I wake up, you turn around on the steak.
00:05:11No one can live here, here, here.
00:05:13No one can live here, here, here, here.
00:05:16No one can live here, here, here.
00:05:19No.
00:05:32Hello.
00:05:32Hello.
00:05:33Emotional state check visit.
00:05:35Can?
00:05:35Carlos, I'm fine.
00:05:36And don't keep me busy, I'm very busy.
00:05:39But what happened here?
00:05:40I'm changing all the decorations in the house.
00:05:42Have I realized I have a Feng Shui problem?
00:05:44Feng Shui?
00:05:45And what is that?
00:05:45A Chinese restaurant?
00:05:47It is an ancient art that seeks to harmonize the vital energy that flows from our being
00:05:52and that is projected into our homes and workplaces.
00:05:55Already.
00:05:56Hey, no, you're not changing hairdressers.
00:05:58You won't be going to Rupert.
00:05:59Carlos, I have to transform the adverse energies of this house.
00:06:03Look, take a look.
00:06:04The bedroom and bathroom doors close backwards.
00:06:07They are in conflict, they don't speak to each other.
00:06:09Well, I'd be more worried if they talked.
00:06:11But don't worry, they'll eventually make up.
00:06:14Carlos, each object has to have its exact spot in the house so that energy can flow freely and
00:06:19I hope things go much better for me in life.
00:06:20So you're telling me that your happiness depends on where I'm looking at the TV?
00:06:24And why not?
00:06:25I don't know, because it's absurd.
00:06:27Carlos, don't you realize that my misfortunes have an explanation?
00:06:30Hey?
00:06:30It's perfectly clear.
00:06:31In this house, the chi stagnates and does not flow.
00:06:33The chi?
00:06:35Well, the universal creative force.
00:06:36Look, the front door is the mouth of the chi, isn't it?
00:06:39Where vital energy enters the house.
00:06:41But you see, right as we enter there's a wall.
00:06:44Then that causes blockages.
00:06:45So I'm going to take down the pictures and put up a mirror.
00:06:47Sure, for...
00:06:47Yes, of course, right?
00:06:48In order to visualize the bagua.
00:06:50The Bagua.
00:06:51Yeah.
00:06:51Well, why don't you go to a spa and have them hose you down to relieve your stress?
00:06:55What's happening?
00:06:56You don't believe it?
00:06:58It's nonsense, Lucia.
00:06:59Look, but come on, I respect it.
00:07:03Well, laugh all you want, but you'll see how much better off I am in life from now on.
00:07:07Of course.
00:07:10Sorry.
00:07:17Emilio, they picked up the bags that were very heavy.
00:07:21Sorry ladies, but I'm officially on vacation.
00:07:24That's what the substitute goalkeeper is doing now.
00:07:27Mr. Guerra, here are some bags to take you up to the first one.
00:07:30Damn, I can't do two things at once.
00:07:33It's so hot in here, damn it.
00:07:35Oh no, but yes, steam is great.
00:07:37It opens up your pores, I always use it before shaving.
00:07:40Don't you have anything better to do than sit there bothering me?
00:07:44Yes, and I did have a room booked in Cancun, but I said no.
00:07:47I'm going to stay here, it's very nice here too.
00:07:49Come on, come on, don't ramble.
00:07:51Hey, I'm getting no circulation in my fingers.
00:07:54Let's see, the little bags.
00:07:55Oh, be careful, you'll crush the yogurts.
00:07:58Don't you know that now for two bucks they'll bring your groceries to your house?
00:08:02No, not this.
00:08:04Ugh, everything is disgusting, really.
00:08:07Poor Andrés, he's so bitter.
00:08:09To be a goalkeeper, you have to be made of very special stuff.
00:08:12And what are you coming for?
00:08:14Vacation.
00:08:16Yes, this is a party.
00:08:20Please, let's be serious.
00:08:22In a fight to the death between Sandocan and Orzogüey, Sandocan wins hands down.
00:08:25But if Orzogüey wins, a kid in a loincloth will win.
00:08:28Whatever you want, but he shoots the arrows from far away.
00:08:30Sandocan was more deadly at close range.
00:08:33But also, the most dangerous one of that time was Pipi Calzal Largas, who flew on a horse.
00:08:38I simply can't give my opinion.
00:08:38The first series I remember is Knight Rider.
00:08:41Yes, sir, Michael Knight.
00:08:43The first sexual meter.
00:08:45Na, na, na, na, na, na.
00:08:46I put the red lights on 127.
00:08:49But you guys are old, aren't you?
00:08:50I don't even know what you're talking about.
00:08:51Of course, kid, because you're already a Pokémon kid.
00:08:53Hey man, look, the one about the holidays.
00:08:55What's up, bro?
00:08:57How's the Caribbean?
00:08:58That's very bad, I don't know what to do.
00:09:00I'm desperate now.
00:09:01I feel really strange.
00:09:02Mopping is addictive, isn't it?
00:09:04It's normal, son.
00:09:05When you've been working for so long and suddenly you get a vacation
00:09:08You feel like you're empty inside.
00:09:10It is known as the "loser worker syndrome".
00:09:13Well, be careful, you might get the red neck syndrome, okay?
00:09:16Hey, but you weren't going to the beach with Belén.
00:09:18Yes, that's what I want, to see if it calms you down.
00:09:20But I don't have any money.
00:09:21Take her to a campsite.
00:09:22It's only six euros a day.
00:09:24I don't know, you know?
00:09:24Belén is less rural than a parking meter.
00:09:27Ignorant of life.
00:09:28It's like taking her abroad.
00:09:30Languages are learned.
00:09:31There are Dutch, Germans, and Belgians.
00:09:33A campsite is the crucible of connections.
00:09:36Last year I was in one with the classmates.
00:09:38and I had a great time.
00:09:39One night we all ended up naked in the river.
00:09:41Oh, really?
00:09:42Like an orgy, among the rocks.
00:09:44Paco, dude, relax, breathe.
00:09:46Think about Lourdes and you'll get over it.
00:09:47Take my advice, don't overcomplicate things.
00:09:49Take her to a campsite.
00:09:49If you don't have the budget for more anyway.
00:09:52I'll check with Belén just in case.
00:09:53Things aren't good enough to screw up again.
00:09:56Hey, how are you doing with the number?
00:09:57Is there a topic or not?
00:09:58No way.
00:09:59She says she doesn't date married men.
00:10:01I'm dealing with the divorce now,
00:10:02But Lucia has become silly, she doesn't want to give it to me.
00:10:05Today her drowned man is coming to see me.
00:10:06Let's see what happens.
00:10:07Cheer up, mate.
00:10:07If the advantage of being a nobody
00:10:08because they can't get anything out of you.
00:10:09The two most beautiful words there are
00:10:11It's not "I love you," but "I'm insolvent."
00:10:14That's it.
00:10:15Okay, see you later.
00:10:16Come on.
00:10:18I'll bet you ten euros that he won't hook up with Ana.
00:10:20I see them.
00:10:21Hey, that flight attendant is really hot, isn't she?
00:10:23She is a Norse goddess.
00:10:25A Scandinavian Venus.
00:10:26Only Bellonce is above her.
00:10:28Amen.
00:10:29This plane has six emergency exits.
00:10:32Two on the tail, two on the wings
00:10:34and two here next to me.
00:10:35In case we crash into the sea and they survive,
00:10:38Put on your life jackets,
00:10:40pulling the rings.
00:10:42If it doesn't work, blow through the small tubes.
00:10:46In the event of cabin expressurization,
00:10:48Put on your mask and breathe normally.
00:10:51All the single, handsome, and wealthy people
00:10:54Anyone who wants to flirt with me, let them press the...
00:10:55That part is new, isn't it?
00:10:57What brand do you smell like?
00:11:00Daughter, excuse me, it's just that I saw the uniform there and...
00:11:03So, how did I do?
00:11:04You see potential in me.
00:11:05We don't have anything left to say.
00:11:07Now they're showing a video.
00:11:08No, no, but seriously, what are the requirements to be a flight attendant?
00:11:11Well, good appearance, minimum height 1.65,
00:11:15English, French and a maximum of 26 years old.
00:11:17Damn, not one.
00:11:20Oh, it's late!
00:11:21Hey, can you give me a ride to work?
00:11:23Yes, but hurry up, I have a tutorial at the UNED.
00:11:25And you're studying too, aren't you?
00:11:27Now it's unpleasant.
00:11:30Nativity scene.
00:11:31Emilio, this is a girls' flat.
00:11:33You have to ring the doorbell.
00:11:34If you had come in five minutes ago, you would have caught me naked.
00:11:37Ah, it's because they've been keeping me busy downstairs.
00:11:39Okay, what do you want?
00:11:40I'm late for work.
00:11:41What job?
00:11:42I am a lifeguard at a swimming pool.
00:11:45But who do you think you are?
00:11:46A lifeguard.
00:11:48You're lacking in breasts.
00:11:49Okay, so what about the title?
00:11:50So what?
00:11:51They haven't asked me for it.
00:11:52And thank goodness, because I can't swim.
00:11:53But, girl, you could get into trouble.
00:11:55Belén, you don't know how to swim, you don't know how to ride a bike.
00:11:58But what about you?
00:11:58That you didn't watch Blue Summer when you were little.
00:12:00What do you mean, no?
00:12:00She was head over heels in love with Pancho.
00:12:02What Pancho?
00:12:03If that was from Curro Jiménez.
00:12:04No, it was Javi, Tito, Piraña, Pancho.
00:12:07Well, what does it matter?
00:12:08You don't need to know how to swim to be a lifeguard.
00:12:10Just lying under an umbrella and reading a magazine.
00:12:12What I do every summer, but I get paid for it.
00:12:14It's the most relaxed job there is.
00:12:17So when are we going on vacation?
00:12:19Well, I don't know about you, I'll be in September.
00:12:21Belén, look, we're not a couple, we're nothing, okay?
00:12:23We're like Chinua and Bisbal, we never see each other.
00:12:25They've broken up.
00:12:26Normal.
00:12:27Let's see what I do now, two weeks alone.
00:12:32Oh, you poor thing.
00:12:33She's taken a vacation to be with you.
00:12:35Aren't you ashamed?
00:12:36Don't make me feel guilty.
00:12:38I need the pasta.
00:12:40Good morning.
00:12:41Hello.
00:12:42Ah, well, if that's the case, we'll go down the stairs, right?
00:12:45No, why?
00:12:46No need, we'll go down together.
00:12:48Let's take advantage of the fact that it works, shall we?
00:12:51Okay, fine.
00:12:59The weather's crazy, isn't it?
00:13:01Because it's hot, but it's a sweltering heat, isn't it?
00:13:07Lucia, we still haven't been able to talk about what happened between Roberto and me.
00:13:10No, but it's not necessary, right?
00:13:11If you go, we'll be there.
00:13:12Yes, let's talk about the topic, which interests me.
00:13:16Can I hear you?
00:13:16Then it doesn't start, huh?
00:13:18I didn't know Roberto was getting married or that he had a girlfriend, otherwise I never would have told him.
00:13:21kissed.
00:13:22Oh, you kissed him.
00:13:24No, but he stuck his tongue in first, huh?
00:13:25Belén, am I talking to you?
00:13:26No, no, I'm here in a blue helmet.
00:13:28Look, I hardly know you, but I'm not one of those people who goes around breaking up marriages.
00:13:33I need you to forgive me, I'm having a terrible time with all this.
00:13:36Poor thing.
00:13:37Of course, silly.
00:13:40There, there.
00:13:42Releasing tension.
00:13:46If only I knew.
00:13:48We're locked in.
00:13:51Relief!
00:13:52We're locked in!
00:13:55Wait a minute, damn it, I'm washing up.
00:13:58Awesome!
00:13:59My first day and I'm late.
00:14:01If only...
00:14:02It's a sure thing, it never fails.
00:14:04Take the dog poop, wrap it in paper.
00:14:07Ugh, how disgusting.
00:14:08And how are you going to get them to step on it?
00:14:10Very easy.
00:14:11Dude, you're going to make a scene.
00:14:22Oops!
00:14:24Who is it?
00:14:25That paper is burning!
00:14:26It's not a piece of paper, it's a piece of shit.
00:14:28Stay still!
00:14:29Disgusting!
00:14:30Disgusting!
00:14:31Oh!
00:14:32And why is it burning?
00:14:33You're stupid.
00:14:34This is old.
00:14:35I used to do it to the nuns at school.
00:14:36Disgusting!
00:14:38Disgusting!
00:14:39But what's going on?
00:14:40Vicente stepped in some shit!
00:14:43Don't walk around the living room!
00:14:44I'll have to change my shoes!
00:14:46I say!
00:14:47Well, you should have gotten your revenge there!
00:14:49God!
00:14:49But Vicente, you're walking down the street and you're not looking!
00:14:52No!
00:14:53They left it there for us!
00:14:55Who?
00:14:56Well, Santa Claus!
00:14:56We open up because of every bad thing!
00:14:58I know!
00:15:03Look at them!
00:15:04How delicious!
00:15:07What have you stepped on?
00:15:08That?
00:15:09A burning turd was at my front door!
00:15:11It was this guy and the thug that the gays adopted.
00:15:15Let's see, there is no conclusive proof that my son had anything to do with that scatological
00:15:19incident.
00:15:20What do you mean, no?
00:15:21You guys are cracking up!
00:15:22José Miguel, it couldn't have been you.
00:15:25No, no, no.
00:15:25It was Chechu's turn.
00:15:27Well, I tried to stop him, but...
00:15:29Clear.
00:15:29And he didn't listen to you.
00:15:31Poor.
00:15:32Don't worry, I'll take care of giving my son the appropriate punishment for his condition.
00:15:36accomplice.
00:15:37No.
00:15:37This is like what happened under Pinochet.
00:15:39We want the extradition.
00:15:41Give it to us.
00:15:42Give it to me and you'll see how I can wake him up in a week.
00:15:45Yes, man.
00:15:46That's what I was thinking.
00:15:47Look, José Miguel is an excellent kid, but he's being dragged down by the nefarious influence of that boy.
00:15:52new one that Fernando and Mauri have adopted.
00:15:54Work it out with them.
00:15:55No.
00:15:55You have to fix it yourself, that's what being the president is all about.
00:15:58Look how he's dodging the issue.
00:15:59No, I never shirk my responsibilities.
00:16:02Urgent meeting this afternoon.
00:16:04There, there.
00:16:05Let's call Gregory.
00:16:06And on and on with Gregorio.
00:16:07You don't need an administrator for these things.
00:16:09Yes, it is necessary.
00:16:11Sausage.
00:16:12Oh, that's great.
00:16:14Another meeting.
00:16:16It's been a long time since the last one, hasn't it?
00:16:17Yes, five days.
00:16:19Help me move the sofa.
00:16:21Yes, yes, yes.
00:16:22I'm throwing my arms out.
00:16:31Cut, cut, cut, cut, come here.
00:16:33Luis, you're not following me, Luis, you're not following me.
00:16:36Get a life, man.
00:16:38Come on.
00:16:40To the chorus again, please.
00:16:44One, two, three.
00:16:46I will cry.
00:16:47I will weep for the sorrows of this abandoned sinner.
00:16:52I will cry.
00:16:53I will cry the...
00:16:55Cut, cut, cut, cut, come here.
00:16:56Hey, come here, I can't hear myself at all.
00:16:58Come down, Luis, will you?
00:17:07Father Miguel?
00:17:10Hello.
00:17:11Lucia?
00:17:12Go.
00:17:20Tell me.
00:17:20Take Luis away.
00:17:22Whole.
00:17:23The whole thing, okay.
00:17:24Let him play, but don't let him be heard.
00:17:25Okay.
00:17:26My daughter, tell me.
00:17:30Sit down.
00:17:31Well, then...
00:17:32Well, he's probably already found out about the disaster of my marriage.
00:17:36Oh, oh, oh.
00:17:37So I have come to ask for an ecclesiastical annulment.
00:17:41My daughter, but...
00:17:42But that's very difficult.
00:17:43He has to grant it to His Holiness.
00:17:45And that takes time.
00:17:47Also, Roberto and you
00:17:49You are married in the eyes of God.
00:17:52Already.
00:17:54But...
00:17:54In the eyes of men,
00:17:57your papers
00:17:58They are still in my office.
00:18:00I didn't have time to take them to the registry.
00:18:02What do you want?
00:18:03And of course,
00:18:04It is possible that
00:18:05I would give them to you.
00:18:07But no, no, no, impossible.
00:18:08Child, I can't do such a thing.
00:18:10How will the clever one find out?
00:18:11He excommunicates me immediately.
00:18:13But maybe there's something I can do
00:18:15to compensate him.
00:18:16No, no, daughter.
00:18:17No no.
00:18:18Well, yes.
00:18:19There is one of those machines
00:18:21that emit smoke
00:18:22which would be very useful to me
00:18:23for my concerts.
00:18:24I've seen it on Shakira.
00:18:26In addition, smoke is very useful
00:18:28for cases in which
00:18:29People don't like it
00:18:30the show.
00:18:32It facilitates escape.
00:18:34Oh, there have been towns
00:18:35where I had to leave
00:18:36to the altar boy
00:18:37with the car running.
00:18:39Mother, how much?
00:18:401,200 euros.
00:18:42But, but, but,
00:18:43No, just a moment, just a moment.
00:18:44It's not about the money.
00:18:45It's not about the money.
00:18:46I'm not asking.
00:18:48Think.
00:18:48Is there anything more beautiful?
00:18:50to arrive at the town
00:18:51through music?
00:18:53No.
00:18:54Imagine it.
00:18:55The stage was dark.
00:18:57Suddenly,
00:18:57I come down from heaven
00:18:59with some cables.
00:19:00Suddenly,
00:19:01a laser effect.
00:19:03The stage
00:19:03It begins to fill with smoke.
00:19:04I move forward slowly
00:19:06with the guitar.
00:19:06Yes, yes, father.
00:19:07That's all very nice,
00:19:08But 1,200 euros
00:19:09That's a lot of money.
00:19:10Okay, okay, okay.
00:19:12If that's not possible,
00:19:13it just can't be.
00:19:14I would give you those papers,
00:19:15delighted,
00:19:16But I'm in such a mess
00:19:18in the office
00:19:18than to find them now.
00:19:21Okay, 500 euros.
00:19:23Okay, fine.
00:19:23Okay, okay.
00:19:24Yes, yes, there is a machine.
00:19:25smaller smoke
00:19:26which I think would work for me.
00:19:27Perfect.
00:19:27Oh, I have
00:19:28a summer ahead.
00:19:30I'm going to be the opening act
00:19:31from the madman's song.
00:19:33Oh, congratulations.
00:19:35It's just that I
00:19:35I baptized the drummer.
00:19:38And what does he want?
00:19:39Should I make a transfer?
00:19:40No, daughter, no.
00:19:41Better in B.
00:19:41Sunday
00:19:42lend me the money
00:19:43on the brush.
00:19:44And relax,
00:19:45I'll get you
00:19:46those papers.
00:19:48And me,
00:19:49May God forgive me.
00:19:51Let's go to Benigra.
00:19:52Luis is falling asleep.
00:19:55Yes, yes, Juan Luis,
00:19:56no problem.
00:19:56The apartment is yours.
00:19:58I'm taking down the sign
00:19:59at the moment.
00:20:00Who is it?
00:20:00Who's coming?
00:20:02Hey, would we like
00:20:02pay a visit
00:20:03to see it first?
00:20:04No, no, no.
00:20:05The house is great, isn't it?
00:20:06Everything is top quality.
00:20:08Oh, but what are they?
00:20:08A marriage?
00:20:10Oh, be quiet!
00:20:11Wait a minute, for God's sake.
00:20:12Yes, you can come
00:20:13whenever you want.
00:20:14I'll be here.
00:20:15Us too.
00:20:16What did I tell you?
00:20:17It took me less time
00:20:1824 hours
00:20:19in renting it again.
00:20:20The stately homes
00:20:21That's just how they are.
00:20:22It costs that your obligation
00:20:23to keep us informed
00:20:25who to rent the house to
00:20:27then you bring in riffraff.
00:20:29His name is Juan Luis.
00:20:30He is 45 years old, divorced,
00:20:32plastic surgeon.
00:20:33Oh, divorced again.
00:20:35I was with my husband
00:20:36until God took him.
00:20:38You sent him
00:20:39by express mail.
00:20:40Well,
00:20:40He fell asleep
00:20:41in the bathtub
00:20:42and drowned.
00:20:43What else?
00:20:45He's handsome.
00:20:46She has children.
00:20:47I don't know.
00:20:47She's going to share the apartment
00:20:48with a friend of his
00:20:49whose name is Rafa.
00:20:50Divorced too.
00:20:51Anything else?
00:20:52Yeah,
00:20:53Are you going to put two gays in?
00:20:54Because every time
00:20:55that coexist
00:20:56two people
00:20:56same sex
00:20:57They have to be homosexuals.
00:20:59You live
00:20:59three joints.
00:21:00Are they lesbians?
00:21:01I always
00:21:02I suspected it of these.
00:21:03Marisa.
00:21:04The two have divorced
00:21:05And that's it.
00:21:06Definitely gay.
00:21:07We already have a headline.
00:21:08Hey, hey,
00:21:08Be careful not to scare them away,
00:21:09Hey?
00:21:10No welcomes
00:21:11with sponge cake.
00:21:12They don't know
00:21:13Where have they gone?
00:21:16It stings.
00:21:16Of course,
00:21:17if you run on the stone
00:21:18It slips when wet.
00:21:19Pele,
00:21:20let's Play.
00:21:21Pretty girl,
00:21:22Don't pull my ponytail,
00:21:23Hey?
00:21:24Bonga!
00:21:25Don't jump
00:21:26near the curb.
00:21:27I won't repeat it again.
00:21:28If only...
00:21:29Really.
00:21:29Okay, that's it.
00:21:30Hey, handsome?
00:21:31It's no big deal.
00:21:31Come on.
00:21:32Let's play!
00:21:32Let's play.
00:21:39Hello,
00:21:40I am Ernesto Barrero,
00:21:41the president of the community.
00:21:42Hello,
00:21:43how are you?
00:21:43Nativity scene,
00:21:44the lifeguard.
00:21:45Well,
00:21:45What a pool!
00:21:46What gardens,
00:21:47What else.
00:21:48How are you?
00:21:48You're adapting well,
00:21:49No?
00:21:49Yeah.
00:21:50Do you already know all the children?
00:21:51Yes, well,
00:21:51to everyone,
00:21:52at least the one at the back
00:21:53from the pool.
00:21:54No, no, no, no,
00:21:56Just kidding.
00:21:57which is a lifeguard joke.
00:21:59Don't do that kind of thing here.
00:22:00joking,
00:22:00please.
00:22:01Last year
00:22:02We had a scare
00:22:03horrifying.
00:22:04To my young son
00:22:04it overturned
00:22:05the float
00:22:05and it was almost
00:22:06one minute face down
00:22:07with the little legs
00:22:08doing so
00:22:09and the lifeguard
00:22:10listening to music.
00:22:12Well,
00:22:12Don't worry about me,
00:22:13that I will be here
00:22:14watching the whole time.
00:22:16I see
00:22:16What have you brought?
00:22:17some magazines.
00:22:19No,
00:22:20But this is for going to the bathroom.
00:22:21Hey?
00:22:21No no,
00:22:22while on duty,
00:22:22nothing.
00:22:23Ernesto,
00:22:24Come here so I can give you the cream.
00:22:25You're going to get a haircut.
00:22:26It's Barbara,
00:22:27my wife.
00:22:29A bitch
00:22:30of which there are no more.
00:22:31But,
00:22:32What can we do?
00:22:32marital property
00:22:33Don't take the bait.
00:22:35Hey,
00:22:36I read in your resume
00:22:37that you have worked
00:22:37in many swimming pools.
00:22:38Yeah,
00:22:39Yeah,
00:22:39Yeah,
00:22:39Yeah,
00:22:39Yeah,
00:22:40Yeah,
00:22:40Yeah,
00:22:40It's just that I
00:22:40the water
00:22:40since I was little
00:22:41It's like,
00:22:42Well,
00:22:42I did synchronized swimming
00:22:44of those that carry
00:22:44The pizza is right there.
00:22:45Pussy,
00:22:46those that come out of the water
00:22:47suddenly
00:22:48eight butts
00:22:49in pomp
00:22:50in unison.
00:22:52How beautiful.
00:22:53Yeah.
00:22:53How plastic.
00:22:55Very good,
00:22:56very good,
00:22:56What a pleasant surprise!
00:22:57I was expecting it
00:22:57the typical brat
00:22:5816 years old
00:22:59and I find myself
00:23:01with a woman
00:23:02done right.
00:23:04Vocation.
00:23:06Well,
00:23:06Well, we'll leave now.
00:23:07getting to know each other better.
00:23:08Very good.
00:23:10Ernesto.
00:23:11Go,
00:23:11go,
00:23:12go,
00:23:12my love.
00:23:20I'm going to have to start
00:23:21to charge extra,
00:23:22Hey?
00:23:23This is the community
00:23:24that makes me dizzy the most
00:23:25but by far,
00:23:25come on.
00:23:26Gregory,
00:23:26It's your job, period.
00:23:27And if you don't like it
00:23:28There's the door.
00:23:29Let's see,
00:23:29please,
00:23:30Turn off your mobile phones,
00:23:32don't smoke
00:23:33and all that stuff
00:23:34that we no longer know
00:23:35all from memory.
00:23:36Andrew,
00:23:37please,
00:23:37a little more enthusiasm
00:23:38Why am I leaving?
00:23:40Hey,
00:23:40Why don't we recover
00:23:41the healthy habit
00:23:42to put a little note
00:23:42on the portal
00:23:43with the agenda?
00:23:45Then nobody would come.
00:23:47Well,
00:23:48first item on the agenda.
00:23:50Excrement conflict
00:23:51burning.
00:23:52Now they'll explain a little to me,
00:23:53Hey?
00:23:53The burning excrement
00:23:55It's not a movie
00:23:56by Paul Newman.
00:23:57No,
00:23:58It's Bruce Willis's.
00:23:59What is this?
00:24:00It's a joke?
00:24:01But for this
00:24:01it was essential
00:24:02that we come to the meeting
00:24:03Fernando and I?
00:24:03Well yes,
00:24:04because it turns out
00:24:04that your son Chechu
00:24:05with José Miguel
00:24:06accidental witness
00:24:07put a burning turd
00:24:08at the door
00:24:08from the first A
00:24:09and Vicenta
00:24:10in its logical impulse
00:24:11to extinguish the fire
00:24:12He stepped on it repeatedly
00:24:14with the consequences
00:24:15that we can all imagine.
00:24:16Look at him and he laughs.
00:24:18No no,
00:24:19No, that's it, that's it.
00:24:21I like shoes
00:24:21The community will pay for them.
00:24:23No?
00:24:23No,
00:24:24in any case
00:24:24the first B
00:24:25as responsible
00:24:26subsidiary civil.
00:24:27Juan,
00:24:28Your child will have something
00:24:29what to see in this too,
00:24:30No?
00:24:30No, no, be careful.
00:24:31José Miguel alone
00:24:32he is letting himself be swept away
00:24:33due to the harmful influence
00:24:34Chechu's
00:24:34that is disturbing
00:24:35seriously
00:24:36coexistence
00:24:37of our community.
00:24:38As if I weren't there
00:24:39already disturbed.
00:24:40Here to adopt someone
00:24:41It needs to be approved at a meeting
00:24:42which we all suffer from later.
00:24:43Clear,
00:24:44and the color
00:24:44from my underwear
00:24:45also.
00:24:45Man,
00:24:46We can contribute ideas.
00:24:47And what is that?
00:24:48Should gay people adopt?
00:24:49A child needs a father
00:24:51and a mother.
00:24:53Well,
00:24:53We've already started.
00:24:54Lady,
00:24:55Chechu
00:24:55I adopted him myself
00:24:56And I don't want to go in.
00:24:57in that debate.
00:24:58Well, I do.
00:24:59What's happening?
00:24:59That we are worse
00:25:00for the child
00:25:00than a traditional marriage
00:25:01if they get divorced
00:25:02one in three.
00:25:03Well, that goes against nature.
00:25:05against the family
00:25:06and against all odds.
00:25:07Against the family?
00:25:08But if that's what we want,
00:25:09lady,
00:25:09to form one.
00:25:10Shut up, stupid.
00:25:11That way we get more news
00:25:12for Radio Patio.
00:25:13Let's see, please.
00:25:14Let's leave this debate aside.
00:25:15for Congress.
00:25:16Clear,
00:25:16let the members of parliament discuss
00:25:18that's what it's for
00:25:18We paid them.
00:25:19This country
00:25:20It's going to shit.
00:25:22Shell.
00:25:23I don't even go in.
00:25:24I don't even go out
00:25:24in your sexual condition
00:25:25as Chechu's parents.
00:25:26What worries me
00:25:27is that it keeps placing
00:25:28incendiary excrement
00:25:29in the frequent ones.
00:25:31Let's see,
00:25:31It was a childish prank.
00:25:33We've all made jokes
00:25:33as children.
00:25:34No,
00:25:35I don't.
00:25:36That's how you ended up.
00:25:38Let's see,
00:25:38Chechu
00:25:39He's a troubled boy,
00:25:40But we just can't
00:25:41re-educate him
00:25:42overnight.
00:25:43We all need each other
00:25:44a little patience.
00:25:45The next time I do it,
00:25:46I'll call
00:25:47to social services
00:25:48And I tell them,
00:25:49I'm snitching,
00:25:50that you are gay.
00:25:51But damn,
00:25:52But how is he going to do that?
00:25:53Dare to.
00:25:54No,
00:25:54I'm not serious,
00:25:55dare,
00:25:56which has me fed up.
00:25:57Maury,
00:25:57let's go.
00:25:58Let it be recorded,
00:26:00The gay man has threatened me.
00:26:02Oh,
00:26:03Oh.
00:26:04Oh,
00:26:05come on,
00:26:05For God's sake,
00:26:06the heat has us all
00:26:07very tense.
00:26:09Of course,
00:26:10we will have to hold the meetings
00:26:11at the posh girl's house,
00:26:12which is where there is air conditioning.
00:26:14Yeah,
00:26:14clear,
00:26:15clear,
00:26:15clear.
00:26:16Let's see,
00:26:17Why are you going into Tarapos?
00:26:18You get upset very easily.
00:26:19Fernando,
00:26:20our obligation as parents
00:26:21It's about defending Chechu to the death.
00:26:22Rather,
00:26:23yours,
00:26:23because parental authority
00:26:24You have it.
00:26:25So take a little responsibility.
00:26:26Well,
00:26:27look,
00:26:27right now
00:26:28I call the social worker
00:26:29and take him away.
00:26:30We've made a point of it
00:26:31into converting this
00:26:32in the little house on the prairie
00:26:33And it's absurd.
00:26:34I mean,
00:26:34that we complain
00:26:35that gays
00:26:35They won't let us adopt.
00:26:36And when they give us a child
00:26:37the first problem
00:26:38We'll return it.
00:26:38Maury,
00:26:39She is 13 years old,
00:26:39He is a potential criminal.
00:26:41No,
00:26:42It's a challenge.
00:26:43Let's give it a try.
00:26:44I'm telling you, he's a good kid.
00:26:46We can bring it back
00:26:47of the dark side.
00:26:50Hello,
00:26:51What have they come for?
00:26:52Hopefully,
00:26:52Are you going to see me?
00:26:53Well,
00:26:54Obi-Wan,
00:26:54So what do we do now?
00:26:56But you have opened me up
00:26:57that this is a
00:26:59Chateau l'Evangile
00:27:00from '84,
00:27:01It's a very expensive wine.
00:27:02Alimoche Park
00:27:03It's not very good,
00:27:04Hey?
00:27:04Get out of here
00:27:05everyone.
00:27:05Come on.
00:27:06And the drinking parties
00:27:07on the street,
00:27:08Hey?
00:27:08Let's see if we can go
00:27:08respecting traditions.
00:27:10Ah,
00:27:11youth.
00:27:12Come on,
00:27:12come on.
00:27:13Chechu,
00:27:14You are 13 years old,
00:27:16You cannot drink alcohol.
00:27:17Go to the park
00:27:18to ask for carnais.
00:27:20Oh.
00:27:22Yeah,
00:27:22Yeah,
00:27:23Yeah,
00:27:23I see him as much more focused,
00:27:24from notary upwards,
00:27:25come on.
00:27:26Clear,
00:27:26We just can't
00:27:27send him away as punishment
00:27:28to his room
00:27:28because he doesn't have a room.
00:27:31And how does it leave me?
00:27:32everything in between?
00:27:33It's true.
00:27:36What are you laughing at?
00:27:38It's just that for a moment
00:27:39It reminded me
00:27:40to my mother,
00:27:41nailed it.
00:27:41Oh, really?
00:27:42Yeah.
00:27:47I don't know
00:27:48What am I doing here?
00:27:49dressed as the first lady.
00:27:50I'm into the paper
00:27:51Hillary Clinton's
00:27:52I don't like it at all.
00:27:53You know it well
00:27:54of new neighbors,
00:27:55We will have to do
00:27:55an official reception.
00:27:57It reminds me
00:27:58when I arrived
00:27:58And it depresses me a lot.
00:28:01Emilio,
00:28:01Have you seen them come out?
00:28:02To the ladies?
00:28:03This is shit.
00:28:04But how am I going to end up?
00:28:05this puzzle
00:28:06if they are all
00:28:07Are the tokens the same?
00:28:10Emilio,
00:28:10That piece doesn't go there.
00:28:12Yeah.
00:28:13This belongs here.
00:28:14This goes here
00:28:15By my egg.
00:28:21I'm finished.
00:28:22the puzzle.
00:28:22Emilio,
00:28:23You're on vacation.
00:28:23It is supposed to
00:28:24It's for relaxing.
00:28:25Well, I'm relaxed.
00:28:26It's not noticeable on me.
00:28:28Juan.
00:28:31I think it's them.
00:28:33Isabel,
00:28:33please,
00:28:34smile a little.
00:28:36Well,
00:28:36if we go
00:28:37very fast.
00:28:38In the city
00:28:38You cannot pass
00:28:39of 50.
00:28:40The car is brand new,
00:28:41Rafa.
00:28:41We need to bring it to life.
00:28:42and the engine
00:28:42so that it loosens up,
00:28:43No?
00:28:43Juan Luis,
00:28:43racing with the car
00:28:44indicates complex
00:28:45of inferiority.
00:28:46You're going to touch me
00:28:47the eggs
00:28:47from day one.
00:28:48Go on,
00:28:49Grab your suitcases.
00:28:49I?
00:28:50I'm not going to take them.
00:28:51No?
00:28:51Juan Luis.
00:28:53Juan Cuesta.
00:28:54Correct.
00:28:55President of the community
00:28:56What's up, landlord?
00:28:57Let me introduce you to Isabel,
00:28:57my wife.
00:28:58Well,
00:28:59as if it were.
00:29:00Beautiful cheekbones.
00:29:01Are they yours?
00:29:02Hey,
00:29:03well yes,
00:29:04I think so.
00:29:05Too bad about the angle
00:29:06of the outer eyelid.
00:29:06It's a little sagging.
00:29:07A canthopexy
00:29:08It would suit you.
00:29:09Oh.
00:29:09Juan Luis,
00:29:10Why don't you leave
00:29:11for later
00:29:11The MOT?
00:29:12This is heavy,
00:29:13Hey.
00:29:13Sorry,
00:29:13occupational deformation.
00:29:14When I see a new face,
00:29:16I'm thinking about how to improve it.
00:29:17Yeah?
00:29:18Well, I have to introduce you.
00:29:19to Mariano.
00:29:20Let's remain silent
00:29:21as we climbed,
00:29:22because in the first one
00:29:23We have some elderly neighbors
00:29:25which are a bit heavy.
00:29:26Already.
00:29:27Let's see if we can avoid it.
00:29:27the meeting.
00:29:28Come on,
00:29:29here.
00:29:30So.
00:29:39Hey,
00:29:39And the elevator?
00:29:41I'm sorry,
00:29:41It cannot be used
00:29:42for moving.
00:29:43Ah,
00:29:43Well, look at that!
00:29:44Don't you like the staircase?
00:29:46It's stately here.
00:29:46Isabel,
00:29:48It's very...
00:29:49TRUE?
00:29:50Clear.
00:29:51Come on.
00:29:54This is the critical section.
00:29:57Attention.
00:30:11How do you do it?
00:30:12Help me.
00:30:27Help me.
00:30:30Help me.
00:30:40Help me.
00:30:44Help me.
00:30:47Luis, but are those ladies really that terrible?
00:30:49Have you ever seen a door with three peepholes?
00:30:54Well, delighted.
00:30:56Don't worry, you just have to be a little careful with those neighbors at first.
00:30:59But then they get used to your presence and do nothing.
00:31:02Yes, of course, like lions are like documentaries, right?
00:31:06Hello
00:31:07Hello
00:31:09So, how did they get in here?
00:31:11The lesbians left us the keys before they left, as a souvenir.
00:31:16We can remove that from there, right?
00:31:17Yes, yes, of course.
00:31:18No, sorry, it's just that one of the previous tenants was a bit of a handful of troublemakers.
00:31:22I am Vicenta, these are Concha and my sister Marisa
00:31:27We live together, but the house is mine.
00:31:29Pleased to meet you, ma'am, I'm Juan Luis.
00:31:30And I am Rafa
00:31:31And which one of the two is operating?
00:31:33This is the one with the pasta face.
00:31:36Hey, how much would it cost to get a size 100 breast implant?
00:31:40Marisa, for God's sake!
00:31:40What's happening?
00:31:42I've always been very excited to have two big ones
00:31:44If you give me a neighbor's price
00:31:46Of course, ma'am
00:31:47And if you'd like, I can remove your double chin.
00:31:50Well, if it's covered by social security
00:31:52These little wrinkles are really bothering me.
00:31:54Okay, let's let them install.
00:31:56And then he'll give them a catalog.
00:31:58Or they visit their website
00:31:59Whatever, huh?
00:31:59I'll keep you informed of whatever is necessary.
00:32:01I do personalized studies and computer simulations
00:32:04They never leave you the same, but it looks modern.
00:32:06Well, welcome, huh?
00:32:07If you have any doubts, just look out the kitchen window
00:32:10Radio Patio
00:32:12Fool, news
00:32:13Hey, could you put some silicone here in my buttocks?
00:32:16So that?
00:32:17Damn, well, then, use the bus seat, it's really hard.
00:32:19Let's see, let's see
00:32:21Man
00:32:21Thank you so much
00:32:22That's too bad, isn't it?
00:32:23Oh, hey, I've left you a copy of the bylaws in the first drawer of the kitchen.
00:32:27Thank you very much, it's a pleasure.
00:32:28Welcome back
00:32:30Bye
00:32:31Damn, what a bunch of animals, huh?
00:32:33What are you talking about, man? This is a mine!
00:32:35Come on, call the moving company, you know where they're going
00:32:36No, you call them, I don't have any furniture and Vicky kept it all.
00:32:39Hey, don't start crying to me again about your wife, okay?
00:32:41That I have cried for you when I have cried for you
00:32:42All day?
00:32:43Oh, really?
00:32:44Come on, unpack your suitcases.
00:32:44I?
00:32:45I'm not going to undo them.
00:32:46Of course, you have yours and I'll have mine.
00:32:47Okay, so let's divide up the rooms
00:32:49I'm left with the big one that this has brought me back
00:32:50Stronger!
00:32:53He's back at me with this.
00:32:55No, change it
00:32:56What's itchy?
00:32:57So, what's your money?
00:33:00Take it off
00:33:02Don't leave that wasp alone, okay?
00:33:03Then it bites the children
00:33:07Victor, please don't jump on your sister
00:33:10Look, finish it first
00:33:11You give it with the song
00:33:13You drown her and then you take her away dead
00:33:15Thank you very much, Mrs. Barbara, okay?
00:33:17But you keep sunbathing
00:33:18She's going to lose that beautiful tan she has, huh?
00:33:21Hey, and before you leave, pour some bleach, okay?
00:33:23There are many microorganisms
00:33:24Yes, yes
00:33:25Oh my god, what a stressful day
00:33:27And it's not progressing.
00:33:29Look, there's Pavel Anderson
00:33:30Let's go say hello
00:33:32No, no, no, no
00:33:34Can you tell me what you're doing here?
00:33:35Man, a quick dip, it's really hot
00:33:37The center is very tough
00:33:38Emilio told us you were here
00:33:39And we thought you might not mind
00:33:41Let's go for a swim
00:33:42But you couldn't go to a municipal swimming pool
00:33:43No, no, no
00:33:44That's a mushroom convention
00:33:45I won't set foot there.
00:33:45Alba, you can't make a mess inside
00:33:47A red circle appears
00:33:48It's extremely annoying
00:33:50And while we're at it, sneaking into a pool
00:33:51It had to be mine, right?
00:33:52Damn, why doesn't the lifeguard go after the others?
00:33:54No, well, in this one too.
00:33:55Come on, get out
00:33:56What do you want?
00:33:57Tell him you don't have the degree
00:33:58But, kid, you're blackmailing me
00:34:01Pepe, Pele
00:34:02They won't be your friends
00:34:04No
00:34:04It's a private pool
00:34:05No, no, no
00:34:06I don't know them at all
00:34:08Relax, I'm Adrian
00:34:09Brother of Sonsores Prieto Vergara
00:34:11Fourth F
00:34:12And these are my boys
00:34:13As you can see
00:34:14From different mothers
00:34:15Ah, okay, okay, okay
00:34:17Excuse me
00:34:17It's just that here, the moment you let your guard down, you're in trouble.
00:34:19People have such nerve...
00:34:20No, damn it
00:34:21Why do you think I live in a chalet?
00:34:22Dad, let's go stand in a corner, okay?
00:34:25Well, pleased to meet you.
00:34:26Delighted, yes
00:34:27Same, same
00:34:27You have a really cool lifeguard
00:34:30Child, please
00:34:31Be quiet
00:34:32Hey, you were quick there.
00:34:33How did he find out about the fourth F?
00:34:34No, damn it
00:34:35Well, look at our mailboxes.
00:34:36You all seem new
00:34:37Go, come
00:34:39How are you?
00:34:40I've brought you a uniform
00:34:41From community lifeguard
00:34:43Ah
00:34:45Try it on
00:34:45Let's see how it goes
00:34:45You have left
00:34:46But if I...
00:34:47No, I'm already wearing a swimsuit underneath.
00:34:49Yes, but
00:34:50You just have to wear this
00:34:52In case of emergency
00:34:53If you have to take off your shorts
00:34:54And the shirt
00:34:55To jump into the water
00:34:56You lose some precious seconds
00:34:58It could be the difference
00:34:59Between a scare
00:35:00And a tragedy
00:35:01Also, I think it will suit you very well.
00:35:03You'll see
00:35:03What a cute butt you have
00:35:06Okay, let's see if it's my size
00:35:07Because I cheat a lot.
00:35:08Leave
00:35:09My wife is looking at me
00:35:11You'll put it on tomorrow.
00:35:12Okay
00:35:15Now this is a community, damn it!
00:35:16This is where I can really see myself getting old.
00:35:18And why did you bring your diving goggles?
00:35:20Phew
00:35:20If a pretty girl takes a bath
00:35:21I can see it from below
00:35:22Well, when nothing
00:35:24One hugs
00:35:24They do this with their leg
00:35:26Paquito, uncle
00:35:27You're wrong, aren't you?
00:35:28I agree
00:35:29But that needs to be proven.
00:35:30Hey, have you noticed?
00:35:31How will she see the president with Belén?
00:35:33Normal
00:35:33If it's the classic relationship
00:35:35President-Lifeguard
00:35:36If you speak of water treatment plants in
00:35:38If he finds out
00:35:39Emilio is going to see some trouble.
00:35:40Yes, but Belén isn't going to say anything.
00:35:42No, I'm talking about us.
00:35:44Hey, kid
00:35:45You're just bad.
00:35:46But bad, really bad, huh?
00:35:48Look, I told you
00:35:49That it wasn't easy to find an apartment
00:35:50I told you so.
00:35:51Oh well
00:35:52We slept there for a couple of nights
00:35:53At Bethlehem's house
00:35:53And that's it.
00:35:54Wait
00:35:55You're such a gossip, aren't you?
00:35:56Do you want to know who has rented it?
00:35:58Isn't that it?
00:35:58Yes, silly
00:35:59That's how we see them
00:36:00I love to imagine
00:36:00The faces of...
00:36:02To the
00:36:03Hello
00:36:04We are the former tenants
00:36:05From the floor
00:36:06What we've left in the oven
00:36:07A frying pan
00:36:08These Teflon ones
00:36:09Excellent
00:36:09If we can...
00:36:10Please
00:36:11Thank you
00:36:12Hi, how does it look?
00:36:14Hello
00:36:15Damn, I've been caught in their water
00:36:17Hello, I'm Carmen
00:36:18Carmen
00:36:18Would liposuction be right for you?
00:36:21Oh well
00:36:21Excuse him
00:36:22He's a plastic surgeon.
00:36:23Obsessive
00:36:24A new specialization
00:36:25Look, try to understand me
00:36:25You are very pretty
00:36:26But with liposuction
00:36:27You're going to stay...
00:36:28Don't think it's just an idea
00:36:29It's been on my mind
00:36:30Every morning
00:36:31When I'm there with the creams
00:36:32Go for it!
00:36:33And you've been a mother, right?
00:36:35Yeah
00:36:35I could see your chest.
00:36:36A little run down
00:36:36Designed for your age and with your age in mind.
00:36:37It's a shame.
00:36:38Because it looks nice, right?
00:36:39Beautiful
00:36:40Is it down?
00:36:41I'm going to get liposuction.
00:36:42Look, I'll turn it up a little for you.
00:36:43I'll give you two sizes bigger
00:36:44And you're going to stay
00:36:45That?
00:36:47But don't listen to them.
00:36:48You both look great now
00:36:50Do you have a great body?
00:36:51No, no, yes
00:36:52I'm not saying no
00:36:52The thing is, at a certain age
00:36:53Women begin
00:36:54An inevitable decline
00:36:55Unless they pass through my hands
00:36:57Men, unfortunately
00:36:58They, a drama
00:36:59They prefer them younger
00:37:00That's nonsense.
00:37:02Because I'm with a 50-year-old.
00:37:03And he desires me as if I were
00:37:04The shoe here
00:37:05Oh, oh, oh!
00:37:06Well, enjoy it.
00:37:07Because that doesn't last very long, you know?
00:37:08A woman's best friend
00:37:09He is a surgeon
00:37:10I have been a witness
00:37:11From the drama of those women
00:37:12And I give them hope
00:37:14Yeah
00:37:14In convenient installments
00:37:16Also
00:37:17Look, girls
00:37:17With age
00:37:18We must learn to accept ourselves
00:37:20The beautiful thing is to see
00:37:21How your body evolves
00:37:22Looking at yourself in the mirror
00:37:23And to say
00:37:23Well, this is me.
00:37:25That?
00:37:26Of course you change
00:37:27Over the years
00:37:27And?
00:37:29Myself
00:37:30From age 40
00:37:31What a pain in the ass
00:37:32It started to grow
00:37:33Hey
00:37:34And he harassed me
00:37:35And I was saying
00:37:36Stop!
00:37:36And he grew
00:37:37Until he told me
00:37:38Your own ass
00:37:39On one occasion
00:37:40Hey, look, baby
00:37:41No matter how many diets you try
00:37:42For a lot of sport
00:37:43I'm going to stay close to you
00:37:44And what is the area?
00:37:45From the breasts
00:37:47One day they also told me
00:37:48Well, now we're going to be
00:37:49A little further down
00:37:50So tough luck.
00:37:52What am I going to do?
00:37:54I'm going to put them here
00:37:54Suddenly
00:37:55Who's going to believe it?
00:37:56They've gone up there
00:37:58All alone?
00:37:59Look, if I like it
00:38:01Just as I am
00:38:02Great
00:38:03And if not
00:38:03Well, tough luck for them.
00:38:07Okay, Bruno
00:38:07You'll have a little card, right?
00:38:09Yes of course
00:38:09Hey, it can be financed, right?
00:38:11Tonight we're going to do
00:38:12The opening party
00:38:13From the floor
00:38:14Want...?
00:38:14Okay, do you want to come?
00:38:15Several customers are coming
00:38:16That way you'll be able to see
00:38:17The quality of my work
00:38:18Yeah
00:38:18It's a showcase party
00:38:20Sure, then we'll stop by later.
00:38:21Yes, around 11
00:38:22What we need to organize
00:38:23A bit of all this, huh?
00:38:25Well
00:38:26This is a...
00:38:27That's great!
00:38:28The surgeon
00:38:29Sure, if I had one.
00:38:30That he should have been weaned earlier
00:38:32Hey, what discount is there?
00:38:33She will perform liposuction on me
00:38:34What if I hook up with him?
00:38:35Hey?
00:38:36Hey?
00:38:38Hello
00:38:39It's just that I'm finishing up
00:38:40With the bedroom
00:38:41What is this?
00:38:42A tribute to Jurassic Park?
00:38:44No, it's just that the book says
00:38:45That plants bring life force
00:38:46And they purify the environment
00:38:47Ah
00:38:48Hey, I brought you
00:38:49A self-help book
00:38:50You might be interested in this
00:38:51It is titled
00:38:52I shit on Feng Shui
00:38:53The author is a former follower
00:38:55Of that ancient art
00:38:56He moved the furniture around
00:38:57And his wife left him.
00:38:58It has interesting reflections.
00:39:00Ah, okay, come here, come here
00:39:01Come, help me
00:39:05Come, help me
00:39:06Help me make the bed
00:39:07On the left wall
00:39:08Because I can't sleep
00:39:08With feet pointing towards the door
00:39:10And what about the window?
00:39:11Well, no, not that either.
00:39:12But now I'm putting it here
00:39:13These little balls in the frame
00:39:14And so the energy escapes us.
00:39:15And why don't you put
00:39:16The little balls directly
00:39:17At the door
00:39:18And so we don't move the bed?
00:39:19Carlos, are you going to find out?
00:39:20More than Master Lillón?
00:39:21Because we're going
00:39:21You've been in Tibet for 60 years
00:39:24Reflecting on Feng Shui
00:39:25Yes, Lucia
00:39:26But there
00:39:26They are very high
00:39:27And they're not getting enough oxygen.
00:39:28And they talk nothing but nonsense.
00:39:29Come on, sit down
00:39:31Look, I understand
00:39:33That you're going through a rough patch
00:39:36That you're lost
00:39:37And searching for answers
00:39:38Anywhere
00:39:38Cults thrive on that
00:39:40And I respect everyone
00:39:41And to all beliefs
00:39:42But really
00:39:42The thing about Feng Shui
00:39:43I think it's nonsense.
00:39:44And surely Master Lillón
00:39:46It will be lined
00:39:47And laughing their heads off
00:39:48At his Miami mansion
00:39:49Full of walls
00:39:50From energy blockages
00:39:51And heated swimming pools
00:39:52Well done, Carlos
00:39:53But believe it or not
00:39:54Things
00:39:55They're starting to go
00:39:55Much better
00:39:56Father Miguel will be here tomorrow.
00:39:57Bring me the wedding papers
00:40:01But where are the documents?
00:40:03Aren't they registered with the civil registry?
00:40:04No
00:40:04They haven't delivered them yet.
00:40:06Sure, that means
00:40:07That legally
00:40:07It's as if I weren't there.
00:40:08Married to Roberto
00:40:09He doesn't know.
00:40:10I can curse him out
00:40:11Whatever I want
00:40:12So I'm going to do it.
00:40:13To have such a bad time
00:40:13Just like he made me go through it
00:40:14And that doesn't block energy.
00:40:15It's not bad for your chi
00:40:17Come on, that's for me, chi.
00:40:18It's the best there is
00:40:23Hello
00:40:24Hey, Lucia
00:40:25Wasn't he going to come see me?
00:40:26Your lawyer?
00:40:27It's just that I'm a little rushed
00:40:27Hurry up with this divorce thing.
00:40:29Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:40:30But this case
00:40:31It's going to take a while.
00:40:31Because he's studying it thoroughly
00:40:32By the way, he told me
00:40:33That they can sue you
00:40:34For moral damages
00:40:36As?
00:40:37And my father is thinking
00:40:39In demanding the money back from you for the wedding
00:40:40But come on, don't worry
00:40:41That's 45,000 euros
00:40:43Hey, Lucia
00:40:43I think this is the best thing.
00:40:44It's about letting it run.
00:40:45To overcome it as soon as possible
00:40:47No, but I'm way over it now.
00:40:48It's going to be difficult for him.
00:40:49A little more is for you
00:40:50Okay, but you
00:40:50Do you want to ruin me?
00:40:51I
00:40:51With all the wonderful moments
00:40:53What we've been through in life
00:40:54Together, my love
00:40:55Hey, Lucia
00:40:55If what bothers you
00:40:56I want to go out with Ana
00:40:57Well, tell me.
00:40:58Oh, I love Feng Shui
00:41:00Viva!
00:41:01Have you seen how everything is starting to get better for me?
00:41:03Yeah
00:41:03Hey, and getting back to the topic
00:41:04That you're not married
00:41:05By the way
00:41:06I've met a really cute guy
00:41:07This afternoon at the mirror shop
00:41:09He brought me home on his motorbike
00:41:10Oh, we're having dinner tonight!
00:41:13But hey, what about us?
00:41:14Carlos, I need to clean up
00:41:16Attachments to the past
00:41:17That hinder my development and creativity
00:41:18Look
00:41:19I'm putting it in this box
00:41:21All the old junk
00:41:22And things I no longer use
00:41:23To make way
00:41:24To the new positive energy
00:41:26And I'm in the box
00:41:28Honey, don't be angry
00:41:30We can be friends, right?
00:41:31I'm going to the girls' house
00:41:32I have a lot to tell you.
00:41:38So Feng Shui works
00:41:41That Lin Yun bastard
00:41:48I just don't understand why you're calling us.
00:41:49If you're going to be late
00:41:50It doesn't take any effort.
00:41:52Leave him be, he'll come back.
00:41:53It must be around here somewhere.
00:41:56Look, now you've reminded me of my father
00:41:58I'll give you a joke and football
00:42:01Good night
00:42:01Chechu, come here
00:42:02We need to talk to you
00:42:03What are you carrying there?
00:42:04Nothing, it's the removable roll for a colleague
00:42:07Removable?
00:42:08With the cables hanging off?
00:42:09Yes, the thing is, it's an old model
00:42:11You wouldn't believe how that sounds, huh?
00:42:13Look, Chechu, this can't be, right?
00:42:14This rebellious roll without a cause
00:42:15Spanish version
00:42:16It leads nowhere
00:42:18Let's see
00:42:20What do you want to be in life?
00:42:22I?
00:42:23I don't know
00:42:24Well, a millionaire
00:42:26Yes, me too.
00:42:27But let's try to clarify a little.
00:42:30What would you like to do?
00:42:32How would you create your own economic empire?
00:42:35Is there no profession that appeals to you?
00:42:38Yeah
00:42:38Roller coaster tester
00:42:41It's progress
00:42:43Chechu, that has very few exits here.
00:42:46Well, I like music too.
00:42:48The music?
00:42:49Okay
00:42:49That's something else entirely.
00:42:51The music
00:42:53Wait, huh?
00:42:58We bought this electric guitar for you.
00:43:02With its amplifier
00:43:03And with all of it
00:43:06Is this for me?
00:43:08Yeah
00:43:08But you have to start studying music, okay?
00:43:10That's intense.
00:43:11I'm going to show it to my colleagues
00:43:13But don't sell it, okay?
00:43:14No, damn it!
00:43:15It's a gift
00:43:18But don't give him those ideas.
00:43:19That you are his father
00:43:21Hey, by the way
00:43:22What a great touch with the guitar, wasn't it?
00:43:24How did you know she liked music?
00:43:26No, I didn't know.
00:43:26Now I have to pay it back
00:43:28The laptop
00:43:29The racket
00:43:29And mountain biking
00:43:30That I have saved
00:43:31In the accounting room
00:43:33Well, run, run
00:43:33Go over there
00:43:34Everyone has keys there.
00:43:35Did you see the look on his face?
00:43:36Chechu, that's all you need
00:43:37It's a little motivation
00:43:38And I'll throw this away tomorrow.
00:43:40Yeah
00:43:41And about the guitar
00:43:42I think it's going to improve a lot
00:43:43Our relations with our neighbors
00:43:45Fuck them
00:43:46Fuck them
00:43:54Emilio
00:43:55We need to talk to you
00:44:00Hello
00:44:00Are you OK?
00:44:04My life has no meaning.
00:44:05I'm getting a vacation
00:44:07And I don't know what to do.
00:44:08I'm buying an English course
00:44:09And I can't hear it
00:44:10Because I don't have a Wallman
00:44:12But who am I?
00:44:13What am I doing here?
00:44:14What is the meaning of things?
00:44:17Emilio
00:44:17Don't think it's a trap
00:44:19They give you time off to think
00:44:21And they turn you to dust.
00:44:22Hey, dude
00:44:22That the president wants to hook up with Belén
00:44:24He's flirting with her
00:44:26Mr. Juan
00:44:26What are you telling me?
00:44:28No, not my father.
00:44:29The one at the swimming pool where he works
00:44:30We've been there on a visit
00:44:31But why are you going to Bethlehem?
00:44:33You're putting her in a difficult position.
00:44:35Freeloaders!
00:44:35Man, it's out of affection.
00:44:36To support her on her first day of work
00:44:38Okay, so who is that idiot?
00:44:40What's following her?
00:44:41A neighbor from there
00:44:41He gave her a swimsuit
00:44:42From Baywatch
00:44:44Clear
00:44:44That's why she doesn't want to come on vacation with me.
00:44:46He's gotten into his drunkard
00:44:47To get married for money
00:44:48Well, he's going to explain that to me.
00:44:50Right now
00:44:52Pussy
00:44:53Do you see it?
00:44:54Now he has something to keep him entertained.
00:44:56It feels so good
00:44:57After helping a friend
00:44:58Sure, Paquito
00:44:59Life is about the little things
00:45:01Clear
00:45:02Belén, what difference does it make to you if we stay here?
00:45:04You have plenty of room
00:45:05But seriously, what did you think this was?
00:45:07The NGO Belén
00:45:08For wayward women?
00:45:09If it's just a few days
00:45:10While we find a flat
00:45:11Yes, yes, that's exactly what Alicia told me.
00:45:13He stayed here for four years
00:45:14Two of them are free
00:45:15Here you pay per day.
00:45:16Like pensions
00:45:17Belén, get involved
00:45:18Who are your friends?
00:45:21Okay, fine.
00:45:22The child gets 50% off
00:45:24Oh, so you were planning to charge us for the child?
00:45:26Well, you pay for that.
00:45:27But don't be a cheapskate
00:45:28That you are working
00:45:29Oh, yes, look
00:45:30I'm so happy!
00:45:31I've only been here for a day
00:45:32And the president of the community
00:45:33He is sexually harassing me
00:45:35If only...
00:45:35Tell me, tell me, tell me
00:45:36Tell me, tell me
00:45:38How are you?
00:45:39Is it good?
00:45:40If it were good
00:45:41No, I wouldn't say he's sexually harassing me.
00:45:42I'd say I've hooked up
00:45:43But if it's 50% desperate
00:45:46Yes, report him
00:45:47Yes, but I really need the job.
00:45:49Nativity scene
00:45:50Never give up your dignity as a woman
00:45:52And don't let the typical frustrated creep
00:45:54Exercise your little piece of power
00:45:55And take advantage of your employment situation
00:45:56They just love reminding us that they have a penis
00:45:59Oh, there's your lesbian side showing, huh?
00:46:01Belén, do you know why these things always happen to you?
00:46:04Well, I don't know.
00:46:04Because of how sexy I am
00:46:06No
00:46:06No, because this house has bad Feng Shui.
00:46:08There is no harmony
00:46:09You have stagnant chi
00:46:11Sorry
00:46:11What's wrong with you?
00:46:12Did you have an herbal infusion?
00:46:15Man!
00:46:16Hello
00:46:16Hello
00:46:18Have you closed the toilet lid?
00:46:20Yes of course
00:46:20But before or after flushing?
00:46:23Uh, I think later
00:46:24No, no, no, no
00:46:25You should always do this before flushing the toilet.
00:46:27Otherwise, prosperity and luck will drain out of the house.
00:46:30Aunt
00:46:30But close the lid
00:46:32Sorry, sorry
00:46:33Belén, listen to me and report that guy
00:46:35No, better
00:46:36Blackmail him
00:46:38Are you married?
00:46:41What's your problem with the president of the swimming pool?
00:46:43That?
00:46:44Yes, don't play dumb.
00:46:45You're flirting with her.
00:46:46What are you going to do?
00:46:47Dressed in a leisqui for life?
00:46:48And then what are you going to use for testing, the towel?
00:46:50Emilio, whom I don't like
00:46:51He's the one who's harassing me.
00:46:53Oh, really?
00:46:53Well, tomorrow I'm going to go and smash him against the edge of the pool.
00:46:57Is she caught?
00:46:58I can defend myself, you know.
00:46:59Thank you so much
00:47:00Come on, Belén, forget about lifeguarding and let's go to the campsite
00:47:02There is a Dutch river
00:47:04I need the money, leave me alone
00:47:06Oh, really?
00:47:07Well, watch out, I'm keeping an eye on things.
00:47:08Watch out!
00:47:11Harassment, harassment, slut
00:47:32Hello
00:47:34Juan
00:47:35Hello darling
00:47:40How are you?
00:47:42Well, I'm very happy, to be honest.
00:47:43Because I like the new neighbors.
00:47:45They seem like serious people.
00:47:46I have always been a staunch advocate for young people
00:47:48You already know
00:47:49But mature people bring balance to the community
00:47:55Isabel
00:47:57Well, that's it
00:47:58Since I see you don't grasp the subtleties
00:48:01I want sex
00:48:02Ah
00:48:05But what is that?
00:48:06Well, nothing much, the new neighbors bringing peace and quiet
00:48:09And balance to the community
00:48:10We are going to focus on what is the carnal realm
00:48:14No, no
00:48:14This is the typical feeling of newcomers
00:48:19Look at it
00:48:20An unauthorized party
00:48:21Well, tell them.
00:48:22They should put on some music instead.
00:48:23That way we can shout whatever we want
00:48:27No, honey
00:48:28A president must nip these things in the bud.
00:48:30Besides, I'm a homebody.
00:48:31It's a double responsibility.
00:48:33Well, that's great.
00:48:35And will it take you long?
00:48:37No
00:48:38It's just a moment
00:48:40Well, just so you know, in five minutes
00:48:41I take off all my makeup
00:48:43I'm warning you.
00:48:46I had a BMW
00:48:48And a villa with a pool
00:48:49Eye
00:48:51Electric blinds with remote control
00:48:53What was I going to say?
00:48:55Are those your breasts?
00:48:57Almost
00:48:58I only have two installments left
00:48:59And they are ecophilia
00:49:01Hey, well done!
00:49:05Juan Luis
00:49:08It's unbelievable that you throw teenage parties in your Iran without warning.
00:49:12It's the apartment's housewarming party, Juan.
00:49:13Have a drink
00:49:14It's summer
00:49:15People sleep with their windows open.
00:49:16All the tissues are going to pile up on top of me.
00:49:18So far only the janitor has come.
00:49:20And he seems very integrated
00:49:21Hey, have you ever thought about getting a hair transplant?
00:49:23Hey?
00:49:24No, no, no
00:49:25I've pretty much gotten over it by now.
00:49:28Henry
00:49:28Enrique, come here a moment, please.
00:49:30Stop flirting
00:49:32Hey?
00:49:33Look
00:49:34Who says that hair hasn't been there forever?
00:49:36Hey?
00:49:37It's impressive, yes.
00:49:38Congratulations
00:49:39Thank you
00:49:40Bend down
00:49:40Get down, man
00:49:42See?
00:49:42The hair is extracted from the nape of the neck
00:49:43And it is implanted with the entire follicle
00:49:45And this hair has movement, huh?
00:49:46Look at that mobility
00:49:47Look
00:49:48Well, and this hair is forever
00:49:49You pull at him and...
00:49:50Well, sometimes one comes loose, that's normal
00:49:53Save them
00:49:54I'll graft them for you next week
00:49:55Come on
00:49:56It looks interesting.
00:49:57But it would have to be done quickly.
00:49:58No, no, no
00:49:59Look, nine euros for the hair
00:50:00You can gradually repopulate it.
00:50:02That one month suits you very well
00:50:03Well, you put on ten hairs
00:50:04No
00:50:04So you put on six
00:50:05At your own pace
00:50:06Take
00:50:07Whiskey and cola
00:50:08Which is the most universal
00:50:08No, no, I have to go
00:50:10What are you saying, man?
00:50:11He'll lose a lot at this party
00:50:13They are all clients of the clinic
00:50:14Women who get plastic surgery to show off
00:50:16Do you understand me now?
00:50:17You go and tell him
00:50:17That's a mammoplasty.
00:50:19And the rest is nonsense
00:50:20No, no, it's just that I have Isabel waiting.
00:50:22You let that man
00:50:23Well
00:50:24But only one, okay?
00:50:25Look, I'm going to introduce you to Vanessa.
00:50:27Vanessa?
00:50:28Yes, yes
00:50:29Vanessa Sanchez, please
00:50:31Look, Vanessa Sanchez
00:50:32This is Don Juan, the building manager
00:50:34No, no, Mr. President
00:50:35President of the city
00:50:36How are you?
00:50:38Hello good evening
00:50:40Hello
00:50:40Has Bea arrived?
00:50:42How am I?
00:50:43Well, bad, to be honest.
00:50:44But hey, give it a try
00:50:47Hello
00:50:47How are you?
00:50:55He's got talent, huh?
00:50:57Have you seen in three hours
00:50:58How has it improved?
00:51:00Oh, didn't that sound familiar?
00:51:02Like Eric Clapton?
00:51:03Yes, yes
00:51:03On a hungover Sunday
00:51:05Look, I'm going to tell him that for
00:51:06This is torture, huh?
00:51:07But no, no, no
00:51:08How are you going to do that?
00:51:09Can you imagine Paul McCartney
00:51:11Three minutes before composing Yesterday
00:51:12His mother would have told him
00:51:14That he should stop playing the guitar
00:51:15Why was it making noise?
00:51:15No, inspiration comes
00:51:17When does it arrive?
00:51:17Maury, I have a trial tomorrow.
00:51:19You should have given him the guitar.
00:51:21When I turned 18
00:51:22But, Fernando
00:51:23That in the world of music
00:51:24People start very young
00:51:26You know what years they started
00:51:27Enrique Llana, Parchís
00:51:28Melody
00:51:28Or Paulina Rubio
00:51:30No
00:51:30Who says this kid
00:51:32Doesn't that make us millionaires?
00:51:33But she is the reincarnation of Paloma Cuesta
00:51:35Okay, let's stop pointing out our resemblances now.
00:51:38Okay?
00:51:39The important thing is that now Chechu
00:51:40He has a goal in life
00:51:42Yes, yes
00:51:42Annoying the neighbors
00:51:45What's strange is that they haven't complained yet.
00:51:47Well, the eggs are making a lot of noise too.
00:51:49It's true
00:51:51I don't think we'll be able to sleep all night.
00:51:54Fernando, I'm just really tired
00:51:56And my head hurts
00:51:58Very good
00:52:00We've lost the magic.
00:52:01Fernando, having children is very hard.
00:52:04Change your life
00:52:05And then they say we can't be a traditional family.
00:52:08Come on, you
00:52:09Good night
00:52:11Remove
00:52:11No
00:52:18I'm going to make you a Bloody Marisa
00:52:20I invented it the day Manolo was seen
00:52:23Oh, how nice that we could hear the music
00:52:26Otherwise we would have missed it
00:52:27Yes, that's true, if they don't give notice
00:52:29What would it cost them to put a little piece of paper on the goalpost?
00:52:33I had a BMW
00:52:34And a villa with a pool
00:52:37I connected the heating to my mobile phone.
00:52:41No, I know it seems a bit silly to turn on the heating when you're not home.
00:52:45But you feel powerful
00:52:48Napoleon, huh?
00:52:49With all his armies
00:52:51I couldn't turn on the heating remotely.
00:52:55No, it's true
00:52:56Clear
00:52:59Hello, Juan Cuesta, president of the community
00:53:03They all deny it to you
00:53:03Those old ladies are wonderful and they go around saying you haven't done anything.
00:53:07Of what I had found at the cinema
00:53:09She was with a group of friends
00:53:10Come on, she played dumb.
00:53:12No, no, if I have surgery I'll say so, okay?
00:53:14Furthermore, the author is the author
00:53:16Take advantage then, of course!
00:53:18We are in the middle of the campaign, spring, summer
00:53:20Okay, so what price can you give me?
00:53:22The minimum for you
00:53:24Vicky has hurt me
00:53:25A lot of damage
00:53:26But hey, we have to take it easy, right?
00:53:28Nor should we become obsessed with feeling well right away.
00:53:31Overcoming it in a natural way
00:53:33And how long ago did your wife leave you?
00:53:35Eight years
00:53:36Oh, well, don't worry, okay?
00:53:39At your own pace
00:53:40Although I think you might be ready to start another relationship.
00:53:42Right?
00:53:44I'm already noticing that...
00:53:45Come on, like, yeah
00:53:48Hey, you lesbian, huh?
00:53:50I'm telling you this because I see your friend as very...
00:53:53Are you two a couple?
00:53:54Other
00:53:55I am not a lesbian
00:53:56What's wrong? Do I have a sign on my forehead or something?
00:53:58No, no, no, man, no
00:53:59The thing is, if you sharpened your nose a little bit...
00:54:03You would look much more feminine
00:54:07Okay, let's take it one step at a time, shall we?
00:54:09For now, we'll start from here and work our way down.
00:54:11Really?
00:54:12Okay, Juan
00:54:13I know we've had our differences.
00:54:16You've done a lot of mean things to me
00:54:19But I like you
00:54:21Really
00:54:22I love you
00:54:23I love you too, don't you?
00:54:24No, I love you more
00:54:26No?
00:54:26That?
00:54:27Come on, another drink
00:54:28Okay, but the last time I let her go
00:54:30Yes, yes
00:54:30Come on, let's get the surgeon drunk
00:54:33You'll see how he gets caught up in the budget
00:54:35So that we
00:54:36Ojen and two
00:54:37Here, we're going to a hurricane.
00:54:39We danced
00:54:39All
00:54:40And we sang
00:54:41Guari-guari-bum-bum
00:55:10Everyone back up!
00:55:11Oh, sorry, darling, I'm sorry.
00:55:13Did I wake you up?
00:55:15You know what?
00:55:16I spent a little time at Juan Luis and Rafa's party
00:55:19so as not to offend them and...
00:55:20Already.
00:55:21And now, I'm just going to stay on the sofa and sleep.
00:55:23Because you are a light sleeper.
00:55:25Juan, I fell asleep, still wearing makeup, waiting for you.
00:55:28Do you know how I put the lipstick pillow?
00:55:30It appears someone has been murdered.
00:55:32Yes darling.
00:55:33It was a mistake, forgive me, I'm sorry.
00:55:35Forgive me.
00:55:36What's wrong? You don't like me.
00:55:37I'm ugly.
00:55:39No, no, no, no, for God's sake.
00:55:40Honey, you're a beauty.
00:55:42I've never told you this, but you're so angry, Elizabeth Taylor.
00:55:45Elizabeth Taylor is certainly looking good now.
00:55:48No, no, no, not now.
00:55:49I'm referring to Cleopatra's,
00:55:51to the one about the hot cat on the roof and...
00:55:53Juan, there are moments in a woman's life when, as a woman, she needs to feel like a woman.
00:55:58I mean, as the years go by, hormones get out of control.
00:56:04Isabel, darling, I swear to you that the most important thing for me is your happiness and well-being.
00:56:08Juan.
00:56:10Dad.
00:56:11If I were you, I'd go down.
00:56:12They broke one of your car windows and stole your radio cassette player.
00:56:15What are you saying?
00:56:15Damn it...
00:56:16But, Juan, where are you going?
00:56:18We were talking.
00:56:19Honey, it's just a second.
00:56:20I'll be right back.
00:56:21I'm sure they stole my road map.
00:56:23Newly purchased.
00:56:24What scum!
00:56:25I've told him 20,000 times.
00:56:27Remove the cover.
00:56:28It's because she's older.
00:56:30Hey?
00:56:30Me too?
00:56:31Me too?
00:56:32Am I getting old?
00:56:32No, because hair makes a big difference.
00:56:35What hair?
00:56:36Ah, yes.
00:56:38Yes, but I had a very nice one.
00:56:41And this is the third report I've given in six months.
00:56:43The very year I put it on franchise.
00:56:45Well, you'll see how they raise your insurance premium.
00:56:47But what kind of neighborhood is this?
00:56:48An alarm goes off and nobody comes down.
00:56:49People are getting scared, Mr. Juan.
00:56:51Either you leave your car right here at the door or you'll see what happens.
00:56:54What a lack of civic solidarity.
00:56:56A wonderful radio station, the kind you just don't make anymore...
00:56:57Hey, Mauri!
00:56:59Do you really think my radio was stolen?
00:57:02That's why I don't have a car anymore; it's such a hassle.
00:57:05No?
00:57:05In short, we'll have to accept that living in the city is a constant assault.
00:57:10It wasn't a very expensive radio either, was it?
00:57:11I don't know, I'm asking.
00:57:13If it's not the money, Mauri.
00:57:14These are the presets.
00:57:15I had memorized radio stations that are no longer available.
00:57:18But how could they not meet?
00:57:19No, no, they're not being taken anymore.
00:57:21Well, I'm going now, I'm in a bit of a hurry.
00:57:26Mr. Juan, have you had any run-ins with Mauri lately?
00:57:29No no.
00:57:29Because?
00:57:30Why was he the one who stole the radios and is carrying it in his hand?
00:57:32He was the delinquent child.
00:57:34And they're covering for the gay man.
00:57:36But seriously, this is the last straw.
00:57:38I'm going to call social services.
00:57:40This child will kill and rape us all.
00:57:43Well, as long as it's in that order...
00:57:44Concha, no, no, no, don't rush things.
00:57:46The first thing is always dialogue.
00:57:49Emilio, come on, let's go.
00:57:51But hey, Paco.
00:57:52So, you take vacations whenever you want, yes, calmly.
00:57:54Excuse me, does every worker have the right to a personal day off?
00:57:58Yes, going to the pool is a very serious matter.
00:58:00Come on, Carlos, even Emilio has been given a vacation.
00:58:02Look, you're risking your job, I'm not saying anything else.
00:58:04Dad, look at what I'm wearing.
00:58:05It's just that these dates come around and they lose their dignity as a person.
00:58:08Damn, look who he went to talk to.
00:58:10Go on, pull, pull.
00:58:11Make it seem like you're not with me.
00:58:14Oh, come on...
00:58:16Relax, don't worry.
00:58:18Not even God can get in here at this time of year.
00:58:20That's normal, given the bad feng shui this place has.
00:58:22It has neither chi, nor bagua, nor anything.
00:58:25That?
00:58:25Everything is really messed up.
00:58:28Seriously, redecorating works.
00:58:30You have no idea how well things are going for Lucia since she started using feng shui.
00:58:33Well, now I hope not.
00:58:36Because...
00:58:37Yesterday I snuck into his house with my key.
00:58:39And I flushed the chain several times with the lid open.
00:58:42So that the luck would be drained.
00:58:43And the glass marbles, well, out the window.
00:58:46As if they had been carried away by the wind.
00:58:47To turn off the energy in the house.
00:58:50Carlos, do you really believe in this stuff?
00:58:54The thing is...
00:58:55It's because Lucía has met someone else.
00:58:56Just when I was already there...
00:58:58Well, even if it worked.
00:59:00Hey?
00:59:00How can someone be such a bad person?
00:59:02It's love.
00:59:06He had been in a motorcycle accident.
00:59:08He was hit at a traffic light.
00:59:10What are you saying?
00:59:13Hey, and the very next day after meeting him?
00:59:15No, no, no.
00:59:16And wait, wait.
00:59:17I went to the hospital to see him and I found his girlfriend in the room.
00:59:21It turns out they live together.
00:59:23Oh my God.
00:59:24Okay, calm down.
00:59:25No problem.
00:59:25It's really difficult to meet someone wonderful overnight.
00:59:29Yes, Carlos.
00:59:29But I thought that my luck had finally changed.
00:59:33It's not...
00:59:33Look, Lucia, Feng Shui is just nonsense.
00:59:36So...
00:59:37Look, let's go somewhere and I'll treat you to something.
00:59:39Well, I have more love.
00:59:40The vagus nerve is completely weakened.
00:59:42No, we bought the lazy guy some vitamins.
00:59:47Damn, that Juan Luis guy.
00:59:49He must be a master of the scalpel.
00:59:513,200 euros for the mammoplasty.
00:59:53And for me, to get rid of my double chin, 2,400.
00:59:56But you save on silicone.
00:59:58Well, I don't think a facelift is that expensive.
01:00:00Don't get distracted, you're on duty.
01:00:02Wow!
01:00:03Look, the anesthesiologist charges us extra.
01:00:07I don't need it.
01:00:08I leave here completely drunk and I don't understand anything.
01:00:12And where are we going to get so much money for the operations?
01:00:16Girls, Father Miguel.
01:00:17What are you doing here?
01:00:18Open, open.
01:00:20Hello, father.
01:00:21I was going to see him this afternoon.
01:00:22I didn't know they offered home delivery.
01:00:24That would be a good business.
01:00:2624-hour telepenitence.
01:00:27Let's see.
01:00:29What's wrong, Vicenta?
01:00:30I'm in a bit of a hurry, you know?
01:00:32Father, I am in sin.
01:00:34I dreamt about Paco Montes de Oca again.
01:00:37My daughter, stop watching the time.
01:00:39If it's already summer, the weather is always nice.
01:00:42Look, the man wants you to turn off the TV and go outside to enjoy his creation.
01:00:47What's he carrying there?
01:00:48No, nothing.
01:00:49Don't lie, you know it's a sin, right?
01:00:52Lucia's wedding papers, which we haven't taken to the civil registry yet.
01:00:55Oh, well, he's not home.
01:00:57Tell me, and we'll give it to you.
01:00:58No, but...
01:00:59Are you sure there's no one home?
01:01:00No, no, I'm sure.
01:01:01No one can enter or leave here without us knowing.
01:01:05Oh.
01:01:06Well, I'm off, I have to take the photos for the tour poster.
01:01:10Please don't forget to give them to them, it's very important.
01:01:13Rest easy, go in peace.
01:01:17It really seems like he doesn't trust us.
01:01:19And it's a good thing, because these papers are going to pay for our operations.
01:01:22Oh, yes?
01:01:23Oh, how wonderful!
01:01:33This is good, huh?
01:01:35I can't enjoy it today without my eye.
01:01:37I need a gas cylinder.
01:01:38You're sick, aren't you?
01:01:39Oh, he's coming back, he's coming back, he's coming back!
01:01:46Oh, girl, I'm drowning, I haven't put on my hat and my hair is getting wet.
01:01:50You're an idiot!
01:01:50Can you tell me what you're doing here?
01:01:52Don't fall asleep, damn it, or people will drown.
01:01:54I already have enough to deal with from those three idiots.
01:01:56Where's your Clinton?
01:01:57I've only come to meet him.
01:01:59Look, Emilio, don't drag me into this mess, okay?
01:02:01I'm asking you please.
01:02:02And no, it hasn't gone down yet.
01:02:03Oh, no?
01:02:04Let's go for a moment to the water treatment plant.
01:02:06But you're stupid!
01:02:07How can I just leave this alone?
01:02:08But if you have three divers there to rescue people, let's go.
01:02:11Good morning, Belén.
01:02:12Wow!
01:02:14I see you haven't put on the swimsuit I gave you.
01:02:16It doesn't suit me, because I have a slightly unusual body shape.
01:02:19No, my wife has a weird one.
01:02:21Yours is beautiful.
01:02:22You must be the president, right?
01:02:25Yeah.
01:02:25And you?
01:02:26Emilio Delgado.
01:02:28City Council swimming pool committee.
01:02:30I need to ask you a question.
01:02:32The chlorine level is in order, right?
01:02:34Well, I suppose so.
01:02:35Yes, I added bleach yesterday.
01:02:37And I see a lot of wasps around here.
01:02:39You know that this violates European regulations on stinging insects, right?
01:02:43What regulation is that?
01:02:44Well, a new one has just come out.
01:02:45No, but everything's fine, okay?
01:02:47He was already leaving.
01:02:48No, no, no, no.
01:02:48And have the children completed the mandatory swimming lessons for children under 10?
01:02:52Since when are they mandatory?
01:02:54Well, since June 1st.
01:02:55That carries a fine, huh?
01:02:56If I want, I can sanction him right now.
01:02:59But well, no.
01:03:00Since it's the first year, I will personally be teaching the classes.
01:03:04No, but the lifeguard will take care of that.
01:03:06No, no, no, no.
01:03:07But you can't trust everyone.
01:03:09Because many misfortunes have already occurred.
01:03:11No, no, I think it's a great idea.
01:03:13Fatima.
01:03:14Here is a gentleman from the town hall who is going to give swimming lessons to the children.
01:03:17Oh, that's great.
01:03:18Quique, come, run, come.
01:03:21Hey, I'll add mine to my list.
01:03:22How much does it cost?
01:03:23100 euros per child.
01:03:24Complete course and diploma.
01:03:26And at the end I'm raffling off some flip-flops.
01:03:28Well, that's great, isn't it?
01:03:29Because last year I think the lifeguard charged us more.
01:03:31Of course, because this is subsidized.
01:03:33I'm also signing up my kid.
01:03:35I'm going for money.
01:03:36Excuse us for a moment.
01:03:39This money is for the lifeguard.
01:03:40But how are you going to teach if you don't know how to swim?
01:03:42You are literate.
01:03:44I don't want you here.
01:03:45Yes, silly girl, we'll spend more time together.
01:03:48Dad, get off the blanket already, you're going to get even more wrinkled than you already are.
01:03:51Hey, he's feeling a bit dizzy, huh?
01:03:53If it has been underwater for a long time.
01:03:55Oh no, I swallowed a bug.
01:03:57Oh, but I already told you, I already told you.
01:03:58Go on, get out there.
01:04:06I slept like a log, huh?
01:04:08The patio smells a bit like fried food.
01:04:10Speaking of fried food,
01:04:12I guess we'll have to do some shopping and clean up a bit.
01:04:15Hey, Bea, you're wonderful.
01:04:17It's great.
01:04:19He's intelligent.
01:04:20It's amazing.
01:04:21Hey, speaking of milk, I'm starving.
01:04:23By the way, how are things with Carmen?
01:04:25Oh, it's so late.
01:04:26I've arranged to see an apartment.
01:04:28Good, right?
01:04:29A kiss.
01:04:30I'm ideal for viewing apartments.
01:04:32I'll call you later.
01:04:33Yes, we need to talk about liposuction.
01:04:36Of course, since you've already done the preliminary study.
01:04:38Hey, give me a time before Vera, okay?
01:04:40That my post-operative period is longer.
01:04:42Don't worry, princess.
01:04:44Oh, how silly.
01:04:47Bye.
01:04:49See?
01:04:50That's what I'm lacking.
01:04:51I'm not finishing it.
01:04:54After a long night, right?
01:04:56When you suddenly have to be cheeky about something
01:04:58and tell her, baby, bed, because I'm not finishing.
01:05:00And look, those are two shitty words.
01:05:02And it was already done, right?
01:05:03With Bea it was already done.
01:05:05What are you laughing at?
01:05:07I have a good chance with that girl, huh?
01:05:09Everything has been very nice.
01:05:10You can erase Vicky from my life, definitely.
01:05:12Rafa is a lesbian.
01:05:14Ala, Leviana, Leviana, what will it be?
01:05:18How lesbian?
01:05:19Well, she's a lesbian.
01:05:20But he was talking to me all night.
01:05:22All night?
01:05:23What are you saying, man?
01:05:23Five minutes.
01:05:24Well, the party wasn't that long, was it?
01:05:26Take this from me and don't let it go, eh?
01:05:32I want to wait.
01:05:34About what?
01:05:34Well, I don't know, whatever.
01:05:36What is the fastest?
01:05:37Dewlap.
01:05:44Chechu, dude, I've come up with a brilliant joke.
01:05:47We sneaked into Concha's house without her noticing, and she found this bug in her bed.
01:05:51We make the body with two pillows.
01:05:52I get under the bed and move the mattress with my hand to make it breathe.
01:05:56You pick up the camera and...
01:05:57I can't, man.
01:05:58My music teacher is coming over.
01:06:00I am studying solfège.
01:06:02And what for?
01:06:03I don't know, it's cool.
01:06:04I was given a guitar as a gift.
01:06:05Chechu, we have to be strong.
01:06:07I was also hooked on sweet fruit, but I quit in time.
01:06:10No, no, they're messing around with me.
01:06:12Also, I'm going to keep a close eye on it.
01:06:18Damn this reintegration.
01:06:22Look, the most important thing to learn to swim is not to sink, because otherwise it would be called diving.
01:06:28Oh, and don't anyone even think about opening their mouth underwater, okay?
01:06:31You've probably seen it in a Ricky Martin video, but that's silly, right?
01:06:36Go, Ricardo!
01:06:37You're going to be still now and listen to me!
01:06:39I'm going to be president and I'll do whatever I want.
01:06:42You do whatever you want.
01:06:45Emilio, please!
01:06:46No, no, no.
01:06:47Don't worry, we're diving, it's to help you get over your fear.
01:06:51I want to go diving too.
01:06:52No, no, first I want to...
01:06:54Okay, fine, fine, I'll put it in the syllabus.
01:06:56Okay, next one.
01:06:58Here, come on, here, another one this way.
01:07:00It seems the children are having fun with Emilio.
01:07:02Yes, he's a very funny man.
01:07:05Hey Belén, I'd like to show you how the water treatment plant works.
01:07:09That way you can take care of all the maintenance when I'm at the beach.
01:07:13Yes, yes, yes, of course.
01:07:14Come on?
01:07:15Come on.
01:07:16Oh, look, look!
01:07:19To the teacher, lad!
01:07:22The water is drawn in through the skimmer, which is where it is purified and where the [system] must be connected
01:07:26pool cleaner.
01:07:27Uh-huh.
01:07:28The filter needs to be cleaned every week.
01:07:30There's the pressure gauge, and that's all.
01:07:33That's great.
01:07:35If you have any questions...
01:07:37No, no, I don't think so.
01:07:38Everything is clear.
01:07:39The pressure gauge, the chlorine, this is it, right?
01:07:43Yes, yes, the...
01:07:45What are you doing?
01:07:46Sorry, sorry.
01:07:47I thought you were going to fall.
01:07:48What do you mean I was falling?
01:07:48He touched my ass.
01:07:49The ass?
01:07:50No, no, no, not me.
01:07:51Okay, okay, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:07:53Fuck everything.
01:07:54Belén, I've fallen in love with you.
01:07:56No, but remove it.
01:07:57That's where my wife and I started, after six months, and I put your face on it.
01:08:01No, but if he already put my face on it, what more does he want, huh?
01:08:04Enesto!
01:08:05What are you doing down there?
01:08:06Why isn't there more?
01:08:08No, it's just that the skimmer is blocked.
01:08:22To gambayar.
01:08:24To gambayar.
01:08:29That child goes to the left; he has a psychomotor problem.
01:08:32Please return to your towel.
01:08:34Listen, Fatima told me that the swimming course is 100 euros, not 150.
01:08:39Ma'am, I've included diving so that when the child goes to the beach he can
01:08:42activate the jet skis.
01:08:44Run, Emilio, let's go, that jerk touched my ass.
01:08:47But wait a minute, calm down.
01:08:48So, what happened to you?
01:08:49I'm telling you, he's been messing with the water treatment plant.
01:08:51Well, poor man, he must have had a slip-up, and you're even provoking him.
01:08:55That's it.
01:08:55What are you saying?
01:08:56What are you saying?
01:08:56Look, Belén, we have to be practical.
01:08:58What was our goal?
01:08:59Money for vacation, right?
01:09:00That's it.
01:09:01And besides, look who the poor guy is married to.
01:09:03But what are you defending him for, or what?
01:09:05No, but he's a bastard and I'll punch him in the face.
01:09:07But let me finish the swimming course, as registration is still open.
01:09:10Emilio, what is more important to you, money or me?
01:09:13Look, go to hell.
01:09:15But give me a moment to think about it, if you don't give me time.
01:09:18Oh, the child!
01:09:19Manolito!
01:09:20Emilio, never give money to a woman.
01:09:23And if you do, don't say anything, you'll look silly.
01:09:27Fa, mi, re, do, si, la, sol, fa, do, o, o, o, o, o, si, la, sol, do.
01:09:34No, no, no, look.
01:09:35They are two eighth notes.
01:09:36Yes, la, sol, do.
01:09:37Shit!
01:09:38Okay, come on, again.
01:09:41Have you seen, Jean-Michel Jacques?
01:09:43Like I said, we need to start preparing the glazes.
01:09:46Congratulations, Mauri.
01:09:46That's just how it is.
01:09:47It was your good call.
01:09:49Thank you.
01:09:49It was about time you acknowledged some of my merit.
01:09:52Get your act together, because she's going to love me more than you.
01:09:54Don't celebrate too soon, okay?
01:09:56I'll teach you how to drive and I'll ruin you.
01:10:00Good afternoon.
01:10:01Social services.
01:10:02I have a court order to take the child.
01:10:04which has been adopted in an irregular manner.
01:10:06As?
01:10:06What's happening?
01:10:07They want to take Checho away.
01:10:09But a judge gave him to us for adoption.
01:10:11Yes, but they've opened a case against him.
01:10:12And the social worker who assisted you has been fired.
01:10:16We are dismantling this dangerous gay lobby.
01:10:19Of course!
01:10:20That's an abomination!
01:10:21I'll talk to you now.
01:10:23Ma'am, but she has started studying music.
01:10:26Well.
01:10:26Come in, come in and see the teacher.
01:10:28They can't do this to Checho, he's changed so much.
01:10:31Yes, yes, it looks like a different one.
01:10:32Solfege and all.
01:10:33Please tell her to gather her things.
01:10:37Yes, she welded it.
01:10:39Very good, Piglet.
01:10:40Father Miguel.
01:10:41Yes, I'm Lucia.
01:10:42Where is?
01:10:44But we agreed that he would bring me the wedding papers today.
01:10:47That?
01:10:48But how did he deliver it to the ladies?
01:10:50No, no, no.
01:10:51I just don't care about their tour.
01:10:54Well.
01:10:54Okay, okay, okay.
01:10:55Okay, fine.
01:10:56It doesn't matter.
01:10:56Leave it, come on.
01:10:57Okay.
01:10:57See you later.
01:10:58Shit!
01:10:58What's happening?
01:10:59Well, that's the last thing I needed.
01:11:00Come on, he's given my wedding papers to the ladies.
01:11:04Lucia, it's my fault.
01:11:05It's because I've been moving some things around to mess up your Feng Shui.
01:11:09Carlos, seriously, stop messing around, I know this doesn't work, I know it.
01:11:12No, I'm serious.
01:11:13I must have pulled your chain too many times with the lid open.
01:11:17Since I still had my keys, well, if you were having dinner with the other guy...
01:11:21But you?
01:11:22Are you unwell?
01:11:24Excuse me, look, let's go down, I'm sure they still have the papers.
01:11:27I don't think they've lost them.
01:11:28Come on, they've probably sold them to Roberto.
01:11:31Lucia, but you invited them to your wedding, how are they going to do that?
01:11:34Three thousand euros and it was as if I had never been to the wedding.
01:11:37But they're telling me that I'm not officially married yet.
01:11:40Well, it depends on us.
01:11:43Okay, three hundred euros and we'll forget about this.
01:11:45Yes of course.
01:11:46Hey, hey, hey!
01:11:46Come on, the wedding papers.
01:11:48Hey, hey, hey, Lucia!
01:11:49Why are you scaring me if you knew we weren't married?
01:11:51You're vengeful, aren't you?
01:11:52Give me the wedding papers, Father Miguel told me to.
01:11:54We have nothing!
01:11:55Oh, no? Well, never mind.
01:11:56If you don't give it to me, I'll find it myself.
01:11:57With the kitchen and me the bedrooms.
01:11:59Hey, this is breaking and entering, damn it!
01:12:01It's very well employed by a liar.
01:12:03What's going on in there?
01:12:05Ana, I'm not married, there are no papers.
01:12:08Come on, there are documents, but they're not on the registry.
01:12:10We can go out whenever you want.
01:12:12Roberto, it's not going to happen.
01:12:14But why not?
01:12:15If the only problem is that you weren't dating when you were married.
01:12:17It's not something with friends' ex-boyfriends either.
01:12:19And now Lucia and I are very close.
01:12:21I'm sorry.
01:12:23Are you very close?
01:12:27Come on, don't mess with me.
01:12:29Concha, get out of bed.
01:12:31There is nothing for you.
01:12:32Daughter, it comforts me a lot that you come to see us from time to time.
01:12:36Sometimes we miss you all so much.
01:12:38It's hard to leave the nest.
01:12:40No, no, but you know that the door of this house will always be open for you.
01:12:43And what about the one in the refrigerator?
01:12:45Hey, save some lentils for tonight.
01:12:47Okay, I'm leaving.
01:12:49Already? So soon?
01:12:50Silvio is waiting for me downstairs.
01:12:52He parked the van badly.
01:12:54Rastafari?
01:12:55Well, woman, tell him to come upstairs and have a coffee.
01:12:58I don't see him as much of a coffee drinker.
01:13:12How are you? What do you think of me?
01:13:15What have you done to yourself?
01:13:16Sounds like a little bit of lip was enough for me.
01:13:17I just want you to tell me if I'm being understood correctly.
01:13:19That's the only doubt I have.
01:13:22What's happening?
01:13:23We don't like it.
01:13:25No, give us time to get used to it a little.
01:13:28Well, I was thinking of getting a general liposculpture.
01:13:32But, darling, why don't you consult me about these things?
01:13:34Are...
01:13:35You're acting really strange.
01:13:36Well, because I want you to like me.
01:13:39And I feel older.
01:13:40But you're not old.
01:13:41And I love you.
01:13:43Well, this has already gotten out of hand.
01:13:44I'm going to talk to Juan Luis right now.
01:13:48But what would it cost you to give us a gratuity for the paperwork?
01:13:52Look, Marisa, be thankful I didn't call the police.
01:13:54What's going on down there?
01:13:55It's a bit of a Melanie Griffin vibe, isn't it?
01:13:59Mom, it doesn't suit you very much.
01:14:01Yes, but, darling, the swelling will go down a little later.
01:14:06Well, well, well, well, well, well!
01:14:08You'll get old soon enough!
01:14:10And God willing, with resources...
01:14:13Even the rich cry.
01:14:14They watched a TV series.
01:14:16Ladies, do you know the concept of private property?
01:14:19Damn, the only thing we're excited about is going through surgery.
01:14:22Please, what's wrong?
01:14:23Well, they're trying to blackmail me with my wedding papers.
01:14:26You confuse crime with capitalism.
01:14:28Supply and demand, flat-chested.
01:14:30Look, if they don't have the money for surgery, then they don't get surgery like everyone else.
01:14:33Okay, come on, I'm leaving.
01:14:34Are you going to burn the papers?
01:14:35Can I go with you?
01:14:38Well, I want to get a facelift.
01:14:40The community should have a pension fund or a mutual benefit society or something.
01:14:43Okay, that's enough.
01:14:43The topic of cosmetic surgery is over.
01:14:45I feel sorry for them, but those new neighbors have to leave the community.
01:14:48Well, that will have to be decided at a meeting.
01:14:50But what meeting?
01:14:51If the floor is covered in snow.
01:14:53Fascist!
01:14:57Bethlehem, Bethlehem, listen, listen.
01:14:58Don't come any closer, don't come any closer or I'll hit you.
01:15:00He called his wife.
01:15:01No, no, she went upstairs to give the child a snack.
01:15:04No, don't worry, Belén, I've only come to apologize.
01:15:05It was a silly, stupid outburst.
01:15:07No, no, no, no, no, I just don't care, because I...
01:15:08Pinito!
01:15:10Jique, get out of the water, your eyes are very red.
01:15:13You look like the bad guy from Star Wars.
01:15:14Come on.
01:15:15How embarrassing, son.
01:15:16You're forcing Belén to put up with a creep for four pesetas.
01:15:20Hey, I wanted to take her camping, you know?
01:15:21She was the one who wanted to stay here for next to nothing.
01:15:24So now he'll just have to put up with it.
01:15:25You're treating him like a piece of meat.
01:15:27Oh my god! Oh, oh!
01:15:30My life is shit, Belén.
01:15:32My marriage is dead, my son ignores me.
01:15:34I was a branch manager and they parked me with the pension funds.
01:15:37And suddenly, when nothing made sense, an angel appeared in my life.
01:15:42I am an angel.
01:15:43I'm sorry, really.
01:15:44I know I can't please anyone.
01:15:45I'm a disgusting, repulsive guy.
01:15:47No, no, man, no, it's not that big of a deal.
01:15:49You'll see that as soon as you change your swimsuit, everything is different, okay?
01:15:53Thank you.
01:15:55Come on, it's over now.
01:15:58But what is he doing? Is he hugging her?
01:16:00Poor thing, she's going through such a bad time because of love.
01:16:03I'll kill that guy, you hear?
01:16:04Hey, you bastard! Let her go!
01:16:06What are you doing?
01:16:07What are you doing?
01:16:08Leave me alone, leave me alone, leave me alone, hey, let me go, damn it.
01:16:11Let me go, let me go!
01:16:13Emilio, they were asking me for forgiveness!
01:16:15Okay, please, let's all go back to our towels, there's nothing to see here.
01:16:19Help him, he's going to drown me!
01:16:21No, no, no, I'd only save that if it was given one by one.
01:16:23If there are several of them, I'm not getting involved.
01:16:25Save my mother!
01:16:27Next time!
01:16:30Oh no, no, no, no!
01:16:31How great, no, no!
01:16:32But anyway, this wasn't the lifeguard.
01:16:34Well, I'm going to start packing up because this looks very bad.
01:16:41It's been awful, I've had a terrible time.
01:16:43I've never liked water.
01:16:45Well, you've certainly swallowed a lot.
01:16:46And that's where the children pee.
01:16:47There has been a point where I don't remember anything anymore.
01:16:50That's better, because my father has already had to perform mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
01:16:52That?
01:16:53But I've been very professional, without any fuss or anything.
01:16:56Just enough to reactivate lung function.
01:16:59What do you want?
01:17:00I was arguing with the president.
01:17:02Why have you suddenly decided to target me lately to ruin my career?
01:17:05I?
01:17:05But if you're the one who brings in that unqualified lifeguard, you're going to get reported, Belén.
01:17:09Yes, and you for assault.
01:17:11If we had gone camping, which is what we should have done, none of this would have happened.
01:17:15How tiresome with the camping.
01:17:16What's going on, are you getting a commission or something?
01:17:19Okay, Chechu, take good care of yourself, okay?
01:17:23Goodbye, uncle.
01:17:25It's true that the kid is studying music.
01:17:27I saw the professor.
01:17:29And I don't care about the radio thing, okay?
01:17:31I was planning to replace it with a DVD-based navigation system.
01:17:33Come on, Chechu, let's go.
01:17:36Hey, I had a really good time, you know?
01:17:38See you around.
01:17:41Mr. John, what's going on here?
01:17:43They've already taken the child away from us, she must be pleased.
01:17:46Well, it's not that big of a deal, is it?
01:17:47Because they're about to pass the law.
01:17:49I don't think this country is ready for these things yet.
01:17:55We should have bought calamari.
01:17:57They were on sale and we're rich in their ink.
01:17:59But you know how to cook them.
01:18:00I don't.
01:18:01But it's all over now, mortadella.
01:18:02Man, the artist.
01:18:04What a mess you've made!
01:18:05What's going on?
01:18:06That?
01:18:06Shall we have a little get-together to get rid of the bad vibes?
01:18:09Hey?
01:18:11Oh my god, what a hangover.
01:18:13Good.
01:18:14I have called this extraordinary meeting as president and as landlord of the second B
01:18:18to analyze the terrible situation caused by the arrival of a plastic surgeon to the building.
01:18:23I feel like Michael Jackson at the trial.
01:18:25Let's see, honestly, I didn't want to create any conflict.
01:18:28Well, you've succeeded, because these ladies were blackmailing me to pay for their operation.
01:18:31And the holidays, a little bit of everything.
01:18:34This should be paid for by social security.
01:18:37Everyone has the right to decent breasts.
01:18:40Isabel, for example, is completely stunned.
01:18:42She wants to have surgery on her entire body.
01:18:43She's a potential chicka.
01:18:44No, no, no, not anymore.
01:18:45I feel very strange.
01:18:47No way, silly.
01:18:48If you've taken ten years off your age.
01:18:50Juan Luis, you are a destabilizing element in our community.
01:18:53Nobody cared about her body until you came along.
01:18:56Well, it does for me.
01:18:56I've always been metrosexual.
01:18:58Ariadna, you are not the owner.
01:19:00I don't know what he's doing here.
01:19:00Yeah, dude, boredom.
01:19:02This man is fascinating.
01:19:04This man is a goldmine.
01:19:05It is a challenge for science.
01:19:06Would you mind if I did a full study for you?
01:19:09Man, I appreciate it.
01:19:11But it's already reached a level where it's no longer profitable for me.
01:19:14Besides, the improvement is minimal.
01:19:16Maria is wrong.
01:19:17You have to accept yourself, like yourself.
01:19:19It's perfectly clear.
01:19:20The beautiful thirty-something said it.
01:19:23I don't know, I like myself.
01:19:24The thing is, I think I'm the only one.
01:19:27I reject the pressure of society
01:19:29and the beauty standard it tries to impose on all of us.
01:19:33What am I doing in all that I saw?
01:19:35My photo must be me, huh?
01:19:36Okay, please.
01:19:37I hereby inform the tenants of second B
01:19:40who must leave the house immediately.
01:19:42You're a success wherever you go, huh?
01:19:43But why are you so determined to operate on all of humanity?
01:19:46Hey, Bill Gates doesn't want every house to have a computer.
01:19:48Okay, but you have to take this away from me, right?
01:19:51It only lasts a few months.
01:19:53The body absorbs collagen, which I have researched.
01:19:56Therefore, if you agree, I will break the lease agreement.
01:19:58that we still had pending to sign.
01:20:00Hello.
01:20:01That's it.
01:20:02What are you doing?
01:20:03Signed.
01:20:03Please give me that immediately.
01:20:06It costs the messed up.
01:20:07Peace be quiet.
01:20:08I'm offering a special 20% discount to all my neighbors.
01:20:10And free reviews.
01:20:12So, what should stay?
01:20:13Man, I had more parties.
01:20:15Rafa, give me the contract.
01:20:16I won't tell you again.
01:20:17The community pays for my Beyoncé photo.
01:20:20This building definitely needs redecorating.
01:20:22Is your Feng Shui bad?
01:20:23Oh, really?
01:20:24But that's what I always say.
01:20:26Ah, finally, someone who speaks my language.
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