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00:00:22Nobody can live here!
00:00:24Not here! Not here!
00:00:29No, no, no, no, I can't go on like this.
00:00:31I have to do something with my life.
00:00:33Belén doesn't give me the time of day and I'm stuck here playing goalkeeper.
00:00:36I don't earn a penny and I'm here with no future, no hope, and absolutely nothing.
00:00:41Son, I would say something to cheer you up, but you're right.
00:00:44Your life is depressing.
00:00:45Do you really think it's possible to be happy with a father figure like that?
00:00:48If I'm alone, all alone.
00:00:50Well, you get the advice of wise men and free goodies.
00:00:54What more do you want? That's good enough for me.
00:00:55Emilio, you're in crisis. You need to find peace within yourself.
00:00:58Look at the Tibetan monks.
00:01:00They are also alone and have nothing, but they are in balance with themselves.
00:01:04We're screwed. Those guys are up there at 5,000 meters.
00:01:07looking at a snowy mountain with scented candles.
00:01:09Try bringing a Tibetan monk here to a meeting and see if he gets stressed.
00:01:12Come on, he doesn't pull out his hair because he doesn't have any.
00:01:13Look, Carlos, he's also having a hard time with what happened to Lucia.
00:01:16And there he is, coping with the pain and moving forward.
00:01:18Right?
00:01:21Carlos...
00:01:23Forgive me.
00:01:25That's really bad, isn't it?
00:01:27It's the pain of heartbreak that breaks you inside.
00:01:30Dad, you also had a very hard time when Mom left you, didn't you?
00:01:33Look, we're talking about love, okay?
00:01:34Don't mix apples and oranges.
00:01:36Hey, we should do something to help him, right?
00:01:38But Lucia doesn't love him anymore.
00:01:39But what happened?
00:01:40Well, she's met someone else. What's going to happen?
00:01:43Hey everyone!
00:01:45What's up, dude?
00:01:48What's happening?
00:01:49He's back, the cartoon man is back.
00:01:52But what's wrong? Have you grown tired of your exile in Puerto Banús?
00:01:54No way? You've made me feel really good.
00:01:56I had a hell of a time.
00:01:58I've won money, I've hooked up, I've forgotten about Lucia.
00:02:02What's happening?
00:02:04Well, there's someone in there who won't forget it.
00:02:06Is she no longer with Carlos?
00:02:08Marujita got the creeps and hooked up with a Cuban.
00:02:11It's like women are just sofa covers.
00:02:13They get bored and replace us.
00:02:15Dad, please close up today, I'm going home.
00:02:18Hey, hey, hey! Stay still, stay still, stay still.
00:02:20Depressions are just right here.
00:02:21What, you'll get over this, Carlos?
00:02:22It's all chemicals.
00:02:23Yes, yes, I know.
00:02:24I'm experiencing a serotonin drop.
00:02:26The happiness hormone is documenting me.
00:02:28Look, I've completely gotten over it.
00:02:30Right now, for me, Lucía is like...
00:02:32Shell.
00:02:34I'm a little short of that, but...
00:02:38Hey, second B is for rent, right?
00:02:40Did I see a sign?
00:02:41Yes, my aunt Nieves's, but it costs a lot of money.
00:02:43It's okay, I have money now.
00:02:46And you too?
00:02:47Why don't we live together?
00:02:48I'll give you therapy, you'll see you'll get through this soon.
00:02:51Man, I had thought about making a change in my life,
00:02:54But maybe living with you is too much of a change.
00:02:57Mostly because we can't stand each other.
00:02:59Now we're talking, man.
00:03:00Welcome to the Club of Those Abandoned by Lucia.
00:03:02You are partner number two.
00:03:03Hey, as soon as I can, I'll do the third one.
00:03:06Come on.
00:03:07I appreciate it because the truth is that right now
00:03:09I would give all my money for a little affection.
00:03:12Come on, come here.
00:03:14Give me a kiss, damn it.
00:03:15Cheer up, mate.
00:03:16Yes, you are the best.
00:03:17Hey, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:03:18Get out of here, vultures.
00:03:20Come on, let's talk to Juan.
00:03:25Hey, I see a nice friendship here, huh?
00:03:27Son, don't fool yourself.
00:03:28At the end of your life, your only travel companion is yourself.
00:03:32Mariano, you've never thought about starting over.
00:03:35We have to be honest.
00:03:36I am not a one-woman man.
00:03:38With that policy, you end up alone.
00:03:40I know.
00:03:41It's the loneliness of the metrosexual.
00:03:43The loneliness of the metrosexual?
00:03:45Oh, come on.
00:03:47No one can live here, here, here.
00:03:49Not here, not here.
00:03:51Every day is like this.
00:03:54I couldn't imagine it when I came here.
00:03:56I was just looking for some peace.
00:03:58I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.
00:04:01No one can live here, here, here.
00:04:03Not here, not here.
00:04:05No one can live here, here, here.
00:04:08Not here, not here.
00:04:10The house above collapses.
00:04:12I can't find the goalkeeper.
00:04:14My neighbors watch and listen to me.
00:04:17I can't stand being in this place.
00:04:19Put it in a cocktail shaker.
00:04:23You in an earthquake and a volcano.
00:04:27Yeah.
00:04:29And you'll have this ladder.
00:04:33No one can live here, here, here.
00:04:35Not here, not here, no, no, no.
00:04:37No one can live here, here, here.
00:04:40Not here, no, no.
00:04:42No one can live here, here, here.
00:04:44Not here, not here, no, no.
00:04:46No one can live here, here, here.
00:04:49Not here, not here.
00:04:51No one can live here, here, here.
00:04:56No one can live here, here, here.
00:04:58No one can live here, here, here.
00:05:09Because on Monday we won a special bingo game.
00:05:12And what do you spend it on...
00:05:14But we've brought you some chocolates.
00:05:16Can't I eat chocolates?
00:05:18Have they put me on a soft diet?
00:05:19When you come home, because Concha is a terrible cook.
00:05:22And you're going to miss the spill meeting?
00:05:25We're thinking of new insults.
00:05:27I'm being discharged the day after tomorrow.
00:05:29They are treating me wonderfully.
00:05:31Guess who my nurse is?
00:05:33The herbs!
00:05:35Well, be careful because she's the one who ran over Paloma.
00:05:39That?
00:05:39Since he couldn't finish it because of the patio incident,
00:05:42He has run her over twice with his car.
00:05:45And she's still alive. She's like a cockroach.
00:05:48But why didn't you tell me?
00:05:49Because he was blackmailing the herbs.
00:05:52But the police have closed the case.
00:05:54So I declassify the documents.
00:05:56Hello, how are you? Here's the food.
00:05:59Wow, so many people!
00:06:00Okay, we'll leave you with the strong nurse.
00:06:04Control it, control it!
00:06:05Look, I've brought you the tasting menu.
00:06:07The finest creations from our chef.
00:06:09Puree consommé and strawberry gelatin.
00:06:11I'm not going to eat anything.
00:06:12I'm not hungry.
00:06:15Osesina!
00:06:16Huh? What are you saying?
00:06:17I know you ran over Paloma.
00:06:18I'm next, right?
00:06:20Do you want to kill me so you can have a duplex?
00:06:22Will you please shut up already?
00:06:24What are you putting there?
00:06:26Relief!
00:06:28Relief!
00:06:30Oh, time for a little nap, because that's the end of my shift.
00:06:33What don't you want to eat?
00:06:34Then don't eat.
00:06:37Okay, Nieves, what do you want me to do?
00:06:39I'll show the apartment to anyone, but if nobody rents it, nobody rents it.
00:06:43You've set a price that's completely out of line with the market.
00:06:45No, don't sell it.
00:06:47Your vote is very useful to me in the meetings.
00:06:49Wait a little while.
00:06:51Hey, we'll rent you the apartment.
00:06:54Nieves, I'll call you now.
00:06:55As you can see, it is a very bright apartment, in a prestigious building, with a stately entrance.
00:07:00Come on, Juan, we've lived here before.
00:07:02How much?
00:07:03Because it's you, 900 euros.
00:07:06700.
00:07:07Made.
00:07:07Here are the keys, the contract, the washing machine instructions, the community bylaws—essential.
00:07:13and rules and duties of a good tenant.
00:07:15I, Don Bartolomé Méndez Zuloaga, teacher and mentor.
00:07:18Thanks, we'll take a look.
00:07:19I am delighted to have trustworthy tenants.
00:07:22Oh, you have to deposit one month's rent, but you can pay me in cash, no problem.
00:07:31Well, then, we'll have to furnish all this.
00:07:34No, no, no, no, what are you saying?
00:07:35First, let's take advantage of the fact that this is clear and have a proper opening party.
00:07:39No, no, Roberto, I'm not in the mood for parties.
00:07:42Yes, damn it, let Lucía see that we're doing well, we don't need her, she's history now.
00:07:47But I do need it.
00:07:50Damn, this is going to be tough.
00:07:53Come on, let's invite Peña.
00:07:55Messages to colleagues.
00:08:02But anyway, what's going on here today?
00:08:04Come on, please, it's siesta time.
00:08:07Let's respect Iberian customs.
00:08:09I've never seen so much traffic here in my life.
00:08:11You know the levels of carbon monoxide we are exposed to.
00:08:15Cars, cars, cars.
00:08:17What a shitty civilization.
00:08:19Won't they all drown in a car wash?
00:08:23His mood seems to have improved quite a bit, huh?
00:08:27Damn, what a mess.
00:08:29They've blocked off the square.
00:08:31And there's a guard directing all the cars this way.
00:08:34Yes, a municipal official has arrived warning that, due to the construction of the new parking lot in the square,
00:08:39Traffic will be temporarily diverted along this street.
00:08:42Chorizo, I'm sure you're involved.
00:08:45But what am I going to get out of them building a parking lot?
00:08:47Well, a free spot or something.
00:08:49Nothing, come on, more work.
00:08:50The whole city is full of holes.
00:08:52Let's see if they find the treasure soon.
00:08:53In the letter they assure that these works will be completed in a maximum of 18 months.
00:08:58How much?
00:08:59He doesn't see that shell-shaped parking lot anymore.
00:09:01Juan, we can't stand this noise for even a week.
00:09:03I don't go into a scolding phase like that.
00:09:05It's hard, do something.
00:09:07That's what being the president is all about.
00:09:08That's what I'm working on.
00:09:10I am going to start a petition in the neighborhood to file a complaint with the relevant municipal authorities.
00:09:15Sure, and they'll listen to you.
00:09:17Whether you're a loser.
00:09:18Furthermore, this traffic density will only occur during peak hours.
00:09:21It's not that annoying either.
00:09:23Oh, watch out, watch out, watch out!
00:09:24Tabrón!
00:09:25Let the pears be for the people and the pedestrians.
00:09:28Juan, the city council is screwing us over.
00:09:30The question is, how far is she willing to go?
00:09:33Well, if necessary, I'll go to the town planning councillor's office.
00:09:36Come on, that one doesn't need to be set up.
00:09:38Commission here, commission there.
00:09:40Let's get rid of the cliché of the corrupt politician once and for all.
00:09:4495% of the political class is very honest.
00:09:46Yes, and the other 5% is the one that owns the Marbella villa.
00:09:52I don't want to give that daughter of a... a single penny
00:09:54I want to take the children away from her.
00:09:56I want the house and the dog.
00:09:57Oh, and that MP3 music player he was going to the gym with, which I actually bought for him.
00:10:00I.
00:10:01I want her to suffer and feel alone.
00:10:04Yes, and what exactly is the reason for this slight animosity towards his wife?
00:10:08Damn, he tricked me!
00:10:09He cheated on her.
00:10:10No, no, I was putting them on.
00:10:11The thing is, he told me it was already Thursday, and then he goes and shows up on Tuesday.
00:10:13If you can't be fake in this life, sincerity is the key to every relationship.
00:10:17Or not?
00:10:18Yes, yes, essential.
00:10:19Essential, yes.
00:10:25Thank you.
00:10:26Please make photocopies of this for me.
00:10:32Fernando, can we talk for a moment?
00:10:33I'm a little busy right now.
00:10:35Excuse me for a second, I have a cousin in Florida on death row
00:10:38And we have to write a written complaint and make sure he understands it, which is the most complicated part.
00:10:44So, Mauri, what do you want?
00:10:45We cannot give this image to customers.
00:10:47What is Natalia doing working as a secretary?
00:10:49Well, I don't know, he'll need the money, it's something that happens to quite a few people.
00:10:52But what legal training does he have?
00:10:53None, but it's cheap.
00:10:55Furthermore, she seems very excited.
00:10:56Of course, and with that cleavage she entertains the customers while they wait.
00:10:59No, it's all advantages.
00:11:00Mauri, please, you're not jealous.
00:11:02Not jealous, Fernando, this girl is very unwell.
00:11:04She pursued Roberto for over a year, and she is sexually obsessive.
00:11:07Instincts guide his life, of course, it's genetic, he takes after his mother.
00:11:10Instead of a townhouse and a shop, all she ever does is steal boyfriends from the
00:11:14people.
00:11:14Come on, it's a cross between Hannibal Lecter and Paulina Rubio.
00:11:16Well, that's not a bad example, you know.
00:11:19Hi, would you like to have a coffee or something?
00:11:21No, thank you very much, little monkey, you just keep doing your thing.
00:11:25If it doesn't work, I'll fire her.
00:11:26But are we going to give it a chance?
00:11:28Okay, okay.
00:11:28And don't mess with him, I know you.
00:11:30I?
00:11:31Please, Fernando, I'm already very old.
00:11:33Seriously, huh?
00:11:39Why would you go to a friend's house when you're perfectly happy here?
00:11:43Because it's what's best for both of us.
00:11:45What's wrong, Iago?
00:11:46You don't like me anymore.
00:11:47Of course, my love.
00:11:48The problem is that living together is very dangerous.
00:11:50Living together kills the magic, kills the romance, kills the love, kills everything.
00:11:54Yeah.
00:11:54I see you with your creams on your face and you with my old underwear and that's not right.
00:11:58Well, I have some old panties that I really like, I find them super romantic.
00:12:02because they have the typical rubber band, like, super cool.
00:12:04Oh, Maria Lucia, whether you like it or not, you're a well-to-do girl and I don't want to become bourgeois.
00:12:08To become bourgeois?
00:12:08Yes, Lucia, the money it leverages is unbelievable.
00:12:11Look, you'll see how well things will go for both of us, each in our own little house.
00:12:15Okay.
00:12:16But we can see each other for a little while tonight, right?
00:12:18Yes of course.
00:12:19And shall we sleep together?
00:12:20Well, that depends on how things go, okay?
00:12:22Okay, so then, look, you leave your toothbrush here, a t-shirt, because what does it matter anyway?
00:12:26Lucia.
00:12:27Okay, okay, okay, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
00:12:31Okay.
00:12:32Hey, how's it going?
00:12:33Oh, now in two.
00:12:37That Cuban crook is really getting on my nerves.
00:12:40Hello, Vinci.
00:12:42What are you doing, dude?
00:12:43He tied it to the gate with a padlock.
00:12:45I'll blow this up and I'll be perfectly happy about it.
00:12:47What's happening?
00:12:48They're stressing you out.
00:12:49I'll get you the wrench.
00:12:51Be careful with this one, he's annoyed.
00:12:53You have no topic tonight.
00:12:55That we are no longer together.
00:12:56You always say the same thing, but then there's a party.
00:13:00But what are you telling these people about our sex life?
00:13:02Belén, not now, okay?
00:13:03I'm very busy.
00:13:04Look, I've made a new little sign with pretty lettering for the mailbox and I've added a heart to it.
00:13:09because I am very happy.
00:13:10So talk to Mr. Juan about that, because that's an alteration of common elements, right, Belén?
00:13:13No, sorry.
00:13:15Doña Belén or Miss López Vázquez, third B.
00:13:17Today I have my first meeting as a neighbor.
00:13:20Well then, happy voting, eh, Ms. Belén?
00:13:23Emilio, don't be envious.
00:13:25I knew that in the end things would go very well for me in life.
00:13:27Sooner or later our paths had to diverge.
00:13:29What the hell?
00:13:30I'm carrying it myself, even though it's really putting a strain on my lower back.
00:13:33That's how I carry all the weight.
00:13:35But that table is mine.
00:13:37Andrés, that bookshelf is mine, but...
00:13:39Well, don't leave her on the street.
00:13:41But what's going on here?
00:13:42Concha, who gave us a tip to throw away her furniture.
00:13:45What do you mean, your furniture?
00:13:46These are my furniture pieces.
00:13:47Well, the purchase and sale contract I signed for the furniture didn't say anything about it.
00:13:52But what are you doing?
00:13:52Does it have to be thrown out?
00:13:53What are you saying?
00:13:54Keep it inside, this is scary for us.
00:13:57But what the hell is this padlock made of?
00:14:03Don't whistle, damn it!
00:14:05This is a residential area!
00:14:08Shut up, you idiot!
00:14:10If I can't, okay?
00:14:11I am making my position available to the board.
00:14:18Hey, hey, hey!
00:14:19Concha, those pieces of furniture are mine.
00:14:21Be quiet.
00:14:22But, excuse me, but these are my furnishings and I'm taking them.
00:14:25He gave 30 euros!
00:14:26Oh, pull down!
00:14:27Listen, when you spoke on the phone with my friend Matias, you told him that the furniture was included.
00:14:32I'll find out who helped you.
00:14:34Because that Matías guy has to pay for this.
00:14:37Look, Concha, if he's sold me the apartment, he'll just have to deal with it.
00:14:40What is this? Revenge or what?
00:14:42Oh, slut, this is just the beginning.
00:14:46You don't know what you've done.
00:14:48Oh, the toilet brush is mine!
00:14:50I bought it myself!
00:14:51Oh, she's mine! She's mine!
00:14:53Oh, she's mine!
00:14:55Oh, she's mine!
00:14:57I must have changed the lock.
00:15:00Pussy!
00:15:07Look, Inga, look how she acts when she goes down to the pharmacy.
00:15:10She's bad, Bea.
00:15:11It deceives us with its perfect measurements to sink us into our pit of cellulite and insecurities.
00:15:15I love it.
00:15:17Oh my goodness! It's gotten so late!
00:15:19Well, and that little run is to show us how good it looks on the cowboy.
00:15:23I'm going to have to find another house because if I keep seeing her every day I'm going to move out
00:15:26crazy.
00:15:27Well, girl, if you like her, fight for her.
00:15:29She must have some lesbian in her, she slept with you, didn't she?
00:15:32But hey, what's your deal?
00:15:34Concha arrives, takes the furniture away, and you do nothing.
00:15:36But he told us they're his.
00:15:38So, what do we do now without a table?
00:15:39No, and without a refrigerator, without a washing machine...
00:15:41Damn it!
00:15:43Hey, I don't know if it was just me, but she seemed a little annoyed, you know?
00:15:46He's at the meeting, he's going to screw up, he's definitely going to screw up.
00:15:50Let's take the frozen food to Lucia, so she can keep it for us.
00:15:53But if the cold chain has already been broken, we'll just have to eat it.
00:15:56Girls, I'm leaving.
00:15:58See you later.
00:15:59See you later.
00:16:01Ann!
00:16:03Wait.
00:16:05Hey, buy me some bandages.
00:16:07Okay.
00:16:08Wait, wait.
00:16:09And shampoo.
00:16:10For dry and damaged hair.
00:16:12Anything else?
00:16:12And dental work.
00:16:13So why don't we go out?
00:16:14If I'm not being pushy, it's because I like you a lot.
00:16:17Bea, I'm not a lesbian.
00:16:18Ana, please, but how was the bed?
00:16:20I beat you in orgasms, but it was in three, two.
00:16:23Bea.
00:16:23I didn't have any orgasms.
00:16:25I faked them.
00:16:27That?
00:16:28Look, I didn't want to tell you so as not to hurt you, but things didn't go well.
00:16:32I'm sorry.
00:16:34Clear.
00:16:35That's another shitty thing about being a lesbian, that they fake your orgasms.
00:16:38Clear.
00:16:38Excuse me, but this was a private conversation.
00:16:41But you were going to tell us anyway.
00:16:42Faking orgasms, I want to die.
00:16:44Do you see it?
00:16:45Go on, lie down on the sofa.
00:16:48Come on, woman.
00:16:49Let nothing happen.
00:16:51What the child gives you!
00:17:20Go!
00:17:26I've forgotten something.
00:17:27I have to bring an avocado.
00:17:33The stress ball, which I'm going to give to Juan, because he's going to need it.
00:17:37Details need to be included.
00:17:38Come on, have a good job.
00:17:40Bye bye.
00:17:51Dude, I see problems there, you know?
00:17:53When the girl from Cuesta gets something into someone's head...
00:17:57Excuse me, but I have absolute confidence in Fernando and in all the love and respect we have for each other.
00:18:01Do you want us to tell you something and listen to something in the courtyard?
00:18:04Yes please.
00:18:05Then she gets angry when we peek into her kitchen.
00:18:08Oh, that's not good for him.
00:18:10In other words, Radio Patio is criticized.
00:18:12But then it tunes in to the whole world.
00:18:14Okay, before we begin the meeting, let me clarify that Roberto is here representing the video store.
00:18:19Since Carlos is currently on leave due to emotional recovery.
00:18:26That?
00:18:27With that clarified, let's welcome Belén as a new owner in our community.
00:18:33I protest!
00:18:33Let's listen to the voice of the super cheapskate.
00:18:36That tramp bought my apartment under false pretenses.
00:18:38Well, you'll just have to put up with it, ma'am.
00:18:40Wait a minute, wait a minute, I'm missing.
00:18:43Get up, that's my spot.
00:18:44But you didn't have to stay in the hospital until the day after tomorrow.
00:18:47How could I miss a meeting?
00:18:49I have requested voluntary assistance.
00:18:51Wait, she'll even come medicated.
00:18:52Let everyone know that Isabel ran over Paloma with her car.
00:18:56What a shame, he's losing his mind.
00:18:58The years take their toll on the brain.
00:19:00Synaptic connections no longer...
00:19:02Okay, so what?
00:19:03Can we move on to the first item of the day, please?
00:19:05Yes, the environmentalist is waiting for him.
00:19:06Hey, do you have a problem?
00:19:08Hey, hey, hey, let's see, let's see, it seems like we're in school, huh?
00:19:10Why did you have chalk to throw away here?
00:19:13First item on the agenda.
00:19:15Disruptions caused by the diversion of road traffic to our street
00:19:18due to the construction of the new parking lot.
00:19:21Tell them, how many signatures have you gathered?
00:19:23Quite a lot, quite a lot.
00:19:24I already have four.
00:19:25Ah, very good, with that we're sure to get a welcome in Brussels.
00:19:28It's just that they have a hard time opening the door for me.
00:19:29They think I'm going to sell them something.
00:19:31With that face, Bibles.
00:19:32But I have found important support in the president of the building behind me,
00:19:35from San Marcos Street,
00:19:36that they have planted a rubble in front of them
00:19:38And they have trucks loading and unloading all day long.
00:19:41We're going to protest together to the councilman.
00:19:43Oh, really?
00:19:44Didn't you tell me anything?
00:19:46What needs to be done here is to block the street with a barricade.
00:19:49We threw away the trash cans and burned them.
00:19:52Yes of course.
00:19:53Now that I've just cleaned them.
00:19:54Marisa, please,
00:19:55if you are shot with a rubber bullet and killed.
00:19:57Okay, let's rule out Borroca's face for now.
00:19:59And let us trust in dialogue and goodwill.
00:20:02Second point.
00:20:04Analysis of the situation of what is already known on the staircase as a spill.
00:20:09What spill?
00:20:09Well, between repairs, fines, and renovations
00:20:12We've already spent about nine thousand euros per apartment.
00:20:15Nine thousand six hundred and seventeen?
00:20:17Exactly.
00:20:18Do you have to pay for that?
00:20:19Yes, wait, I'm going to write you a check.
00:20:21The purchase agreement for the apartment states that it is free of encumbrances.
00:20:25Okay, if you want, we can undo the operation.
00:20:27No, the apartment is mine.
00:20:28Well, stop the spill.
00:20:29You told my friend Matias that everything was in order.
00:20:32That's a lie!
00:20:33Did he tell you or not?
00:20:36Ah, but...
00:20:37But you are Matthias.
00:20:38She forced me, she emotionally blackmailed me.
00:20:41I'm just going to give you one piece of advice.
00:20:44Buy yourself a dryer.
00:20:46Ma'am, don't threaten me.
00:20:47Whoever pays, pays.
00:20:48I urge everyone to pay the special assessment before the end of the month.
00:20:51Or, to put it plainly,
00:20:53We're going to hell.
00:20:54Either the slut gives me back the apartment
00:20:56or I won't give up a single penny.
00:20:58Come on, don't mess with me.
00:20:59But here we go again.
00:21:00But seriously, what's she doing here?
00:21:02If she is no longer the owner, then you cannot give at the meeting.
00:21:04That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it.
00:21:05That's it, thanks, aunt.
00:21:06I just lack experience.
00:21:07It's true, it's true.
00:21:08With the statutes in hand,
00:21:10It is true that she should no longer be here.
00:21:12But what do you mean I can't come to the meetings?
00:21:14And who's going to stop me?
00:21:16Emilio, for example.
00:21:18Hey?
00:21:18No, no, no, no.
00:21:19I'm no good as a riot policeman, you know?
00:21:21Marisa is not the owner either, nor does she grow the herbs.
00:21:24Careful, I'm accompanying my sister
00:21:26because she can't stand on her own two feet.
00:21:28And only one companion per owner is allowed.
00:21:31Article 17 bar 4.
00:21:32Well, if there's another neighbor who comes alone
00:21:35and accepts Concha as his companion...
00:21:41Nobody at one, nobody at two.
00:21:43I'm sorry, Concha, but you have to leave the board.
00:21:45Emilio, please accompany her out.
00:21:48But I believe that she alone knows the way.
00:21:50I don't need anyone to accompany me.
00:21:52Leave.
00:21:53And that's up to you!
00:21:55This is a historic moment, isn't it?
00:21:57Like when Hierro left the national team.
00:21:59My God, where am I going to get 9,000 euros now?
00:22:02Being a homeowner is wonderful, you'll see.
00:22:14But have you brought more things, Dad? We're running out of room here!
00:22:16Look at this bookshelf I found in the street!
00:22:18People throw away new things.
00:22:21This civilization is going to hell.
00:22:23Hey, we need to go to the doctor.
00:22:24You're not okay here.
00:22:26What are you calling me for?
00:22:27Mentally ill?
00:22:28Well, we have to study it.
00:22:29Look, please, if this looks like the 123 warehouse,
00:22:31We're only missing Ruperta.
00:22:32So what do I do?
00:22:33Should I leave my things on the street?
00:22:35Everything is new.
00:22:37Hey, you need to get out more, okay?
00:22:38You have to connect with people.
00:22:40People are disgusting.
00:22:42Well, yeah, but that's how it is.
00:22:43Do you promise me you'll do it?
00:22:45Are you going to make the effort?
00:22:46But you love me, don't you?
00:22:49Of course I love you.
00:22:49How could I not love you?
00:22:51Come on, come here.
00:22:53There's something else.
00:22:55Take a shower, okay?
00:22:59To become bourgeois.
00:23:00From bourgeois, vulgar, mediocre, citizen,
00:23:02middle class characterized by a certain social conformity.
00:23:05Do you see me as vulgar or conformist?
00:23:07Let's see.
00:23:08Yago is a thuggish neo-hippie.
00:23:10And are you a good girl?
00:23:13What's happening?
00:23:13That progressives are full of complexes
00:23:15and they believe that having quality of life is the same as leveraging oneself.
00:23:18Lucía, if she wants to live in her house, then let her, it's better that way.
00:23:21Daughter, what an obsession with hooking guys up with their balls.
00:23:23Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:23:24What do you think, Bea?
00:23:25But how can a woman fake orgasms?
00:23:27I just don't understand it.
00:23:28What does he gain?
00:23:29Come on, Bea, it's not that serious.
00:23:31I've faked them that many times.
00:23:32You too?
00:23:33Well, it's a scam.
00:23:34Excuse me, but it's the most normal thing in the world.
00:23:36to get rid of a burden.
00:23:37Yes, or from underneath, depending on when you get there.
00:23:39It's even fun.
00:23:41Yes, because one day you think,
00:23:42Come on, go ahead, today, two short moans,
00:23:44another long one and a...
00:23:46My God!
00:23:47Another day, however, you say,
00:23:48Well, come on, there are some wild pelvic contractions,
00:23:50a hair grab and...
00:23:52Well, this whole hair thing depends
00:23:53of the aforementioned's calp health,
00:23:55because I liked to fake it
00:23:57when he was on top.
00:23:58Yes, because it's more spectacular.
00:23:59You can give more free rein
00:24:00to the body language of...
00:24:02But do you fake them too?
00:24:04Well, with my ex-boyfriend.
00:24:05He was just very clumsy.
00:24:06No, honey, just tell him and that's it.
00:24:08That can't be said,
00:24:09who get offended and fall apart.
00:24:11Well, I'm very sorry,
00:24:11But for a woman, I find it degrading.
00:24:13fake an orgasm.
00:24:14Yeah, but you put so much pressure on yourself.
00:24:15And you start to think
00:24:16I'm not going to run away,
00:24:17I'm not going to run away,
00:24:18I'm not going to run away
00:24:19and no matter what you do
00:24:20It's impossible.
00:24:20And in the end, well, you fake it.
00:24:22Clear.
00:24:23Also, don't show off.
00:24:24Because I'm sure you
00:24:25Have you ever faked one?
00:24:26Me? Come on, in life
00:24:27I find it pathetic.
00:24:29Well, thank goodness.
00:24:30A sexually healthy woman
00:24:31and adult.
00:24:32Well, congratulations.
00:24:33Come on, let's go downstairs
00:24:35we're having a party.
00:24:35Oh!
00:24:36What party?
00:24:37The new ones in second B.
00:24:38Go downstairs, you know them.
00:24:40I?
00:24:41I?
00:24:52I've lived a long, long time.
00:24:54But it's like
00:24:55that has not yet arrived
00:24:56to the woman of my life.
00:24:57I'm not saying it's you.
00:24:59Maybe we'll stay
00:24:59just with sex,
00:25:01but always with enthusiasm.
00:25:06Roberto, Roberto.
00:25:07People are coming in
00:25:09that I don't know,
00:25:09I think they're sneaking in.
00:25:11Of course,
00:25:11as with all holidays,
00:25:12But don't worry,
00:25:13Just relax,
00:25:13if there's nothing to steal.
00:25:15I'm going to go up for a moment
00:25:16to see the child
00:25:17who is with Belén
00:25:17and she has a maternal instinct
00:25:18From the witch in Snow White, huh?
00:25:20What are you saying?
00:25:20Come on, come on, come on, come on,
00:25:21You'll see, I'll find you one.
00:25:22You'll see, let's see.
00:25:24Hello, excuse me,
00:25:24Are you a lesbian, Carmen?
00:25:26Come here.
00:25:27And let your hair down, woman.
00:25:28Come on, let's have some.
00:25:30Hey, let's go help those girls
00:25:31Paco is betting on talking to them
00:25:32And they're going to run away.
00:25:33No, no, no.
00:25:35Oh well,
00:25:40Juan,
00:25:41It's a little opening party.
00:25:42if they are only four friends.
00:25:44I don't care how many there are.
00:25:45She just called me shell
00:25:46complaining about the noise.
00:25:47Don't worry,
00:25:48that I put
00:25:48a pill in the milk
00:25:50and in ten minutes
00:25:51She falls asleep.
00:25:53Do you know
00:25:53What does it do to the floating floor?
00:25:55Look.
00:25:56An extinguished cigarette butt on the ground.
00:25:59Let's see,
00:26:00Who was the bastard?
00:26:01It doesn't matter who it was,
00:26:02That's the fact.
00:26:03José Miguel,
00:26:05You go home right now.
00:26:06No, no, no, no,
00:26:06Let him prick himself.
00:26:09No, calm down,
00:26:10that I'm working.
00:26:12Passing by.
00:26:14Come on, come on,
00:26:15Let's lift those two up for Paco.
00:26:16No,
00:26:17that I don't want to meet anyone.
00:26:19Every girl I see
00:26:20She reminds me of Lucia.
00:26:21That,
00:26:22that one over there,
00:26:23the one that comes in through the door.
00:26:25No,
00:26:26This is Lucia.
00:26:28You have to be strong,
00:26:29come,
00:26:29come.
00:26:30Good.
00:26:31Hello.
00:26:32Hello.
00:26:32How are you?
00:26:33And you two
00:26:34What are you doing here?
00:26:35Well, that's it.
00:26:35that Carlos and I
00:26:36We have rented this apartment
00:26:37and we're going to live together.
00:26:39Both,
00:26:40together.
00:26:41Let's see if they've fired him
00:26:43something in the drink.
00:26:44And to Carlos,
00:26:45which is launched,
00:26:46it occurred to him
00:26:47throw a big party.
00:26:48Right?
00:26:50Clear,
00:26:51cane there.
00:26:52We are at...
00:26:53Let's see if we can catch it.
00:26:54a little bit of a piece.
00:26:56Lucia,
00:26:57I can't live without you.
00:26:58Come back to me.
00:26:59Nobody will love you like I do.
00:27:01Ignore him,
00:27:02who is drunk.
00:27:03How could you
00:27:04stop loving me so quickly?
00:27:06Go on,
00:27:06come on,
00:27:07Go have a drink
00:27:08a little beer,
00:27:09Let's see if it regulates itself.
00:27:10pH.
00:27:10And what are you on about now?
00:27:11best friend?
00:27:13No,
00:27:13It's because I've already gotten over it
00:27:14ours,
00:27:15Now I dedicate myself
00:27:15to resurrect the corpses
00:27:16sentimental
00:27:17that you are leaving
00:27:18along the way.
00:27:18Sorry?
00:27:19Lucia,
00:27:20You've screwed over poor Carlos.
00:27:21That's really bad.
00:27:22Well,
00:27:23look,
00:27:23That's what I was missing,
00:27:24come on,
00:27:24that my uncle lectured me
00:27:25who confessed to having put me
00:27:27the horns
00:27:27at the wedding banquet.
00:27:28I didn't cheat on you,
00:27:29Those were two silly make-out sessions.
00:27:31They are horns.
00:27:33How's it going with the Cuban guy?
00:27:35Fuck off.
00:27:36But don't leave,
00:27:37man,
00:27:38have something to drink.
00:27:39What did he tell you?
00:27:39Did he ask about me?
00:27:40So you know
00:27:41that the toilet
00:27:42It's completely stuck.
00:27:43with serious risk
00:27:44of the downpipe collapse.
00:27:45Let's see,
00:27:45sorry,
00:27:46But we're talking.
00:27:47Juan,
00:27:47in the rental agreement
00:27:48It doesn't say we can't.
00:27:49to have parties,
00:27:50So let's get along.
00:27:51Whatever you want.
00:27:52But tomorrow
00:27:52review of awakenings.
00:27:54You're playing games
00:27:55a withholding of bail.
00:27:58Careful,
00:27:58man,
00:27:58the ground.
00:27:59It's not your house,
00:28:01fuck.
00:28:01Oh,
00:28:02Oh,
00:28:02Oh,
00:28:02Oh.
00:28:06Fuck,
00:28:06We were doing so well
00:28:07no neighbors above.
00:28:08Yeah,
00:28:08daytime traffic jam
00:28:09and at night, a party,
00:28:09Everything is very complete.
00:28:11By the way,
00:28:12that I haven't asked you
00:28:13How was your first day?
00:28:14with secretary.
00:28:15Good,
00:28:15good.
00:28:15Have you already gone?
00:28:16Many cafes?
00:28:16No,
00:28:17a bottle of water.
00:28:18Does she seem sharp?
00:28:20At first one thinks,
00:28:21This girl with that look of...
00:28:22Mauri,
00:28:23what's the matter?
00:28:23He wants a topic,
00:28:24dear,
00:28:24wants a topic,
00:28:25I've noticed it,
00:28:25But come on,
00:28:26crystal clear,
00:28:26It already has the fund,
00:28:27You love it.
00:28:27Okay,
00:28:28That's enough.
00:28:28Hey.
00:28:28Fernando,
00:28:29We already know this,
00:28:30I don't want it to happen
00:28:31like with Alice.
00:28:32But what happened to Alicia?
00:28:34Anyone who hears you
00:28:34She would think I slept with her.
00:28:36Clear,
00:28:36I'm trying to tell you
00:28:37Did you harass her?
00:28:38Don't talk nonsense.
00:28:39Just curious,
00:28:40I can't kill her,
00:28:41It's very far away.
00:28:41Mauri,
00:28:42I don't know what's wrong with you,
00:28:42He's been acting really strange lately.
00:28:44You're tense,
00:28:44You jump at the slightest thing,
00:28:46Stop controlling me so much,
00:28:47Focus on your work.
00:28:48I don't like my job,
00:28:49I've had enough.
00:28:50of writing interviews,
00:28:52small articles and columns
00:28:53that even my mother doesn't read.
00:28:54No,
00:28:54Yes, it can be read.
00:28:55What's the latest one about?
00:28:57Well,
00:28:57I don't,
00:28:58I mean the rest of the people.
00:29:00If you should do something else,
00:29:01Mauri,
00:29:02You have a lot of talent.
00:29:02Are you trying to butter me up?
00:29:03Well,
00:29:04Yeah,
00:29:04a bit,
00:29:04But I swear I think about it.
00:29:06Hey,
00:29:07And why don't you write a book?
00:29:13Yes it's true,
00:29:14Could I write a book?
00:29:14Clear,
00:29:15And that's how you recycle yourself,
00:29:16You set yourself a new challenge
00:29:17And leave me in peace for a little while,
00:29:18You'll see what's coming.
00:29:19What the hell?
00:29:20You're right,
00:29:21I'm going to write a book,
00:29:22But I do have a friend who's an editor.
00:29:23Well,
00:29:23Well, that's it.
00:29:24So it's over now
00:29:25the little issue,
00:29:26Natalia?
00:29:26Yeah,
00:29:27Well, what I don't have is an argument.
00:29:29Well,
00:29:29But you make the most of it.
00:29:30to anything.
00:29:31I don't know,
00:29:31Write about something you have experienced
00:29:33and that you find it interesting.
00:29:34I've got it now.
00:29:35A vicious little parrot
00:29:36He becomes obsessed with a homosexual.
00:29:38happily married
00:29:39and endangers the couple,
00:29:40but in the end she dies
00:29:41in a terrible elevator accident
00:29:42and the one triumphs.
00:29:43You're a pain,
00:29:44Hey?
00:29:45Okay,
00:29:45I'll think of something else.
00:29:47Okay.
00:29:54Do you have sugar?
00:29:55What's the matter?
00:29:58That I won't be able to pay for the apartment.
00:30:04I have a mortgage of 1,200 euros.
00:30:06and I don't have any furniture
00:30:07And now he's foisting it on me.
00:30:08in a spill
00:30:09I don't know.
00:30:09I don't know how I'm going to stop her.
00:30:11And I can't ask anyone for help.
00:30:13because I hate my mother.
00:30:14My brother won't answer my calls
00:30:15And I don't know about Emilio.
00:30:16What's wrong with him/her?
00:30:17The numbers just don't add up for me.
00:30:20And that's it.
00:30:26Are you busy?
00:30:27No, don't worry.
00:30:28If our sex life
00:30:29It's not going through its best moment.
00:30:31I can hear you!
00:30:33Now you can't let yourself down.
00:30:35Let's see,
00:30:35What's the worst that could happen to you?
00:30:37This.
00:30:38No, this is nothing.
00:30:39You have up
00:30:39three rented girls
00:30:40who are also your friends
00:30:41and of friends
00:30:42you have to abuse it
00:30:42That's what they're there for.
00:30:43And I feel bad saying this.
00:30:44because one of them
00:30:45She is the mother of my son.
00:30:46But hey,
00:30:47You raise the rent a little.
00:30:48and little cup, little cup...
00:30:49I don't know if it'll work, huh?
00:30:51Or talk to the insurance company.
00:30:52that they give you a raise
00:30:54that you are selling
00:30:54a lot of insurance.
00:30:55Well,
00:30:57Now I have a really good one.
00:30:58A life insurance policy.
00:30:59Yeah,
00:31:00It works like an investment fund
00:31:01in case of permanent disability.
00:31:03Come, come.
00:31:03Come, come.
00:31:05I'm going up to scam them, right?
00:31:07Thanks, Mauri.
00:31:08Thank you.
00:31:09Goodbye, Fernando!
00:31:11Bye bye.
00:31:14And what do you say?
00:31:14of our sex life?
00:31:15Go on.
00:31:16To bed.
00:31:17Now?
00:31:18I'm exhausted.
00:31:19Well,
00:31:20Now I'm going to put in the effort.
00:31:24Furthermore, Lucia,
00:31:25You like it or you don't like it.
00:31:26You are a good girl
00:31:27And I don't want to get flustered.
00:31:29Lucia,
00:31:30You've screwed over poor Carlos.
00:31:31That's really bad.
00:31:33Lucia,
00:31:34I can't live without you.
00:31:35Come back to me.
00:31:36Nobody will love you like I do.
00:31:38Already,
00:31:38But you put too much pressure on yourself.
00:31:39You start overthinking things.
00:31:40and to think.
00:31:41I'm not going to run away,
00:31:42I'm not going to run away
00:31:43And that's it.
00:31:43no matter how hard you try,
00:31:45It's impossible.
00:31:45And in the end,
00:31:46Well, you get it.
00:31:48Oh!
00:31:49Oh!
00:31:50Oh!
00:31:50Oh!
00:31:51Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:31:52Oh my God!
00:31:53My God!
00:31:54Oh!
00:31:55That's it!
00:31:56Oh!
00:31:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:31:58How wonderful, darling!
00:32:01Oh, how wonderful!
00:32:02Have I seen you?
00:32:02Yeah,
00:32:03That has been wonderful.
00:32:05Oh, I had an orgasm!
00:32:06Oh, I'm glad!
00:32:08Oh, well, very good, yes!
00:32:19Son of a bitch!
00:32:20He's changed the lock.
00:32:22It's bigger.
00:32:25Oh!
00:32:39I blame the councilman for everything.
00:32:42in the idea of the parking lot,
00:32:44in which he invented the clapper
00:32:46and to the mother who gave birth to them all.
00:32:49What's up?
00:32:50What can be done?
00:32:51Bequeath the bike!
00:32:53Pussy!
00:32:54Don't whistle, damn it!
00:32:56It's not the right time!
00:32:57Dad, shut up,
00:32:58It's 11 in the morning.
00:32:59Well, everyone has
00:33:00their rhythms.
00:33:01Come on,
00:33:01time for breakfast,
00:33:02I peeled a kiwi for you.
00:33:03They're stressing us all out.
00:33:05We're going to end up killing each other
00:33:06one another
00:33:07because of the suckers
00:33:09from the city council.
00:33:10Of course!
00:33:12All corrupt
00:33:13and let the citizen swallow it.
00:33:14We have to go
00:33:15and burn down their town hall.
00:33:16Other.
00:33:17Okay, fundamentalist.
00:33:18That Mr. Juan
00:33:19He went to speak with a councilor.
00:33:20And what do you think?
00:33:21What will he achieve?
00:33:21Nothing.
00:33:22Here we must resort
00:33:23to violence, but now.
00:33:25If Mr. Juan
00:33:25has said through diplomatic channels,
00:33:26Well, through diplomatic channels.
00:33:27And you remain silent,
00:33:28you are two parasites
00:33:29of the building.
00:33:30The cost lives in a second.
00:33:31Half of it reaches him
00:33:32from the noise at the goal.
00:33:33Well, but he's the president
00:33:34and cares about the neighbors.
00:33:36Submissive, alienated.
00:33:37Ignorant of life,
00:33:38the ruling class
00:33:39He has never cared about the people.
00:33:41She changed me in the mother
00:33:42who gave birth to them.
00:33:42I'm going to mobilize
00:33:43to the leading figures
00:33:44of the building.
00:33:45We need to assemble here
00:33:46a neighborhood gal.
00:33:47They really exhaust me, you know?
00:33:49Dad, let's see if he has a stroke soon.
00:33:50and I can have you
00:33:50all day
00:33:51sitting in a small chair.
00:33:57Okay, beautiful,
00:33:58Don't whistle.
00:33:59If it's stuck.
00:34:00That in this building
00:34:01elderly people live
00:34:01and demented people.
00:34:04Pig aunt.
00:34:10Roberto,
00:34:11It is forbidden
00:34:12make holes
00:34:12on the wall.
00:34:13If you want squares,
00:34:14Use easy hanger.
00:34:15If I'm doing it
00:34:16a juice.
00:34:17Huh?
00:34:18It's definitely not
00:34:19A drill, huh?
00:34:20Man,
00:34:21It's worth a try.
00:34:22But it's a little awkward.
00:34:23God,
00:34:24What a hangover.
00:34:26Yeah,
00:34:26but you haven't remembered
00:34:27Lucia's.
00:34:29Until you've opened
00:34:30not the mouth.
00:34:31Hey,
00:34:32this wasn't
00:34:34yesterday like this
00:34:34And it's a little depressing.
00:34:38Don't worry,
00:34:38Don't give up.
00:34:39Between the two of them
00:34:40We left it spotless.
00:34:41No, no, no, no.
00:34:42I'm sorry,
00:34:43But the cleaning thing
00:34:44It's just that now only
00:34:45the smell of the washcloth
00:34:46I...
00:34:47And what do you intend?
00:34:48Should I do it myself?
00:34:49No no,
00:34:50I'll call my father now
00:34:51and that he sends us
00:34:52to the Filipino marriage.
00:34:53He's like Ten's butler,
00:34:55but with marital problems.
00:34:56No, no, no, no.
00:34:57Let's not start
00:34:58with economic boasts, huh?
00:34:59Things are rough here.
00:35:01Okay, okay,
00:35:02But we'll have to hire.
00:35:03an assistant.
00:35:04But you know
00:35:05How much do they charge per hour?
00:35:08Let's see.
00:35:11That's it.
00:35:12I've got it now.
00:35:13I'll be right back.
00:35:14What are you going to do?
00:35:15It occurred to me
00:35:16a brilliant idea.
00:35:17Don't worry,
00:35:18I'll take care of it.
00:35:19You go have breakfast,
00:35:20that you need to get strong.
00:36:00Listen,
00:36:03where it always is
00:36:03They're going to make me
00:36:03You were there.
00:36:03The vision will make me
00:36:04a little kiss.
00:36:05Family, I present to you Marta Puig Llorens, president of San Marcos XVIII.
00:36:09She's going to accompany me to protest at the town hall.
00:36:12So, how's it going?
00:36:14How beautiful!
00:36:16Stand up and give a kiss, man.
00:36:18And well, you'll be happy, right?
00:36:21President, like Hillary Clinton.
00:36:23Well, to be honest, not much, because I was chosen by lottery.
00:36:26It's because he didn't want to introduce himself to anyone...
00:36:28It's tough at first, but then it gets you hooked.
00:36:30It is the eroticism of power.
00:36:31I am already in my fourteenth year in office.
00:36:33I can advise you on whatever you want.
00:36:35Oh yes, yes, advise me.
00:36:37What do you care if your husband steals from you from time to time?
00:36:41Dude, no way.
00:36:43No, Isabel and I are not married, we are romantic partners.
00:36:46And you? What about you? Married, widowed, or single and whole?
00:36:49Oh, me, divorced and so happy.
00:36:51If the relationship is just a phase, you know?
00:36:53Disposable men, like Kleenex.
00:36:56Well, don't close any doors either.
00:36:58Love can appear at any time.
00:37:00And if not, what if they see them...?
00:37:01Fifty is a great age to experiment.
00:37:05I don't know, because I'm forty-three.
00:37:07Oh, really?
00:37:08Well, you know what I mean.
00:37:10Well, we're leaving.
00:37:12Yes, yes, yes.
00:37:12We had a quiet coffee and prepared our strategy for approaching the concessionaire.
00:37:16Wait, wait.
00:37:17I'll put on my heels and come with you.
00:37:19No, no, that's not necessary either.
00:37:21You're bored there, honey.
00:37:22Drink your tea and stay here quietly, okay?
00:37:24Delighted, huh?
00:37:26Bye bye.
00:37:29The president has a point, huh?
00:37:31Yes, she seems very nice.
00:37:34But Mom, don't get jealous.
00:37:36It can't be the other one because you attract her.
00:37:38Jealousy, jealousy...
00:37:39No, I'm not jealous.
00:37:41The only thing she could have told me about her.
00:37:43Maybe she's forgotten it.
00:37:44Or maybe she hasn't forgotten it and hasn't told me so I don't get jealous.
00:37:48But if there's nothing between them, why would I be jealous?
00:37:51And if nothing has happened, if he hasn't said anything to me, it's because there might be something.
00:37:55Or wait until there is one, and then, yes, I would have to get jealous.
00:38:00Oh, how awful!
00:38:02But I'm not like that...
00:38:04Mom, jealousy is nonsense.
00:38:05They're just good for messing with your head.
00:38:07I'm in one of my classes and her name is Monica.
00:38:09Yes, she's a total slut.
00:38:11He spends the entire recess warming up everything that moves.
00:38:14I'm not taking the bait.
00:38:15And who's the strong one there?
00:38:16I.
00:38:17Because if you don't love yourself, who will?
00:38:19Look, you know that sometimes you're scary?
00:38:23Yes, but you're right.
00:38:25I'm going to be so jealous.
00:38:29About what?
00:38:32The landings, what charm you have.
00:38:34And you've restored the staircase, haven't you?
00:38:36The 1993 spill.
00:38:37It was my first major political crisis as president.
00:38:40It was green, but it turned out well.
00:38:42Juan, in a moment, we have an emergency.
00:38:45What's happening?
00:38:46I have a meeting at the town hall.
00:38:47Look.
00:38:48He's been like this since last night.
00:38:51Concha, Cuesta has arrived.
00:38:53Insult him a little.
00:38:54Leave me alone.
00:38:55He doesn't want to leave the house, he doesn't come to bingo.
00:38:57He doesn't even show his face in the courtyard anymore.
00:38:59Well, then call a doctor.
00:39:00You will have a drop in trace elements.
00:39:02This is because they forbade him from attending meetings.
00:39:04It has been very cruel.
00:39:06You're killing her, Cuesta.
00:39:07And what do you want me to do?
00:39:08These are the statutes.
00:39:09If you are no longer the owner, you cannot attend.
00:39:11Clear.
00:39:11Let him take ginseng, I'm very busy.
00:39:13If anything happens to Concha, you'll have to deal with your conscience later.
00:39:17This is very normal.
00:39:18It's the classic addiction to homeowners' association meetings.
00:39:20Don Bartolomé Méndez Zuloaga, teacher and mentor, already mentioned it in his book Pathologies of the Neighbor.
00:39:25I'm going to make photocopies for you.
00:39:26Oh yes, yes, yes.
00:39:27Very interesting.
00:39:28Yes, yes, please.
00:39:28Hey, hey, and speaking of everything, who is this?
00:39:31It is Marta Puig Llurence, president of San Marcos XVIII.
00:39:35Delighted, huh?
00:39:36Yes, I've seen you at the salon, getting your feet done.
00:39:39What's up? Did you get an intern?
00:39:41Okay, please.
00:39:42She's simply a colleague who's going to accompany me to protest to the councilman.
00:39:45Whatever you want, but there's a step from there to oral sex.
00:39:48But hey, what's your deal?
00:39:49Come on, let's go, they're elderly people.
00:39:51Hurry, let's tell Concha, see if she'll cheer up.
00:39:57Shell!
00:39:58Juan has taken an intern.
00:40:00This is over.
00:40:05I wonder how late it's gotten.
00:40:08Kiss.
00:40:08I'm going to judge him.
00:40:10Okay, I'll call you later.
00:40:11I'm going to start the book I'm working on; I feel creative.
00:40:13Ah, yes, I like it.
00:40:14Let's see if I win the trial so we can celebrate tonight.
00:40:16Cheer up, Fernando.
00:40:17Good luck.
00:40:18Thank you so much.
00:40:19You are welcome.
00:40:22Mauri, I don't know what's wrong with the computer, it won't print this document.
00:40:25See if...
00:40:25No, forget that.
00:40:27Come with me here on the sofa for a moment.
00:40:28You and I need to talk about something.
00:40:30Are you going to dictate something to me?
00:40:31Should I get some paper?
00:40:31No, you don't need to take notes.
00:40:33Memorizing it is enough.
00:40:39What are you on about?
00:40:40As?
00:40:40Look, let me explain.
00:40:41Fernando and I are gay.
00:40:42You'll have heard rumors on the stairs.
00:40:44Have you received anything?
00:40:44Yes, yes.
00:40:45I had heard something.
00:40:46So I ask myself, what are you doing flirting with my boyfriend?
00:40:49No, I don't prostitute myself.
00:40:51Yes, Natalia, yes.
00:40:52Foxes.
00:40:53You're a real vixen.
00:40:54Look, Mauri, your boyfriend is very hot.
00:40:56It's normal to be jealous.
00:40:57I would be too if I were you.
00:40:59But that's the beautiful thing about love, isn't it?
00:41:01Trust the other person.
00:41:02Yes, yes, that's beautiful.
00:41:04Yeah.
00:41:04What else did I want to tell you?
00:41:06Ah, I see.
00:41:07You're fired.
00:41:18Girls, time for breakfast.
00:41:24We'll cool your toast!
00:41:26Can we cool your toast?
00:41:28Oh, how delicious!
00:41:29Azumito for a hangover.
00:41:31Coffee, tea, soy milk, chocolate.
00:41:35Belén, what's wrong?
00:41:36Nothing, I just got up and said
00:41:38I'm going to make breakfast for my friends,
00:41:39I love them a lot.
00:41:41Nativity scene.
00:41:43Ana is asleep, isn't she?
00:41:44She went out with a guy yesterday.
00:41:47That's not fair, Bea, sorry, sorry.
00:41:50You see, they've saddled me with a treasonous levy.
00:41:54And I'm going to have to raise the rent a little bit.
00:41:58How little bit?
00:42:00Well then, double it, from two hundred to four hundred.
00:42:03That?
00:42:04Hey, those are market prices, okay?
00:42:06They only pay two hundred euros.
00:42:08Ann!
00:42:10Sweetheart, sit down.
00:42:11Coffee, tea, a juice...
00:42:13How much do you pay?
00:42:14Six hundred.
00:42:14Oh, another one! Ouch!
00:42:16Let's see, there's an explanation for this.
00:42:18Here, everyone pays according to their income.
00:42:20It's like the tax office, the third B, we're all in this together.
00:42:23Hey, I'm paying a mortgage of one thousand two hundred euros.
00:42:25No, I'm paying for it.
00:42:27Come on, man.
00:42:28I'm leaving.
00:42:30She looks so beautiful when she gets angry.
00:42:32Hey Ana, I was only going to raise yours by one hundred euros, okay?
00:42:35And you're also sharing it with your best friends.
00:42:37What, what?
00:42:37Where are you going to find something like that?
00:42:39I'm going to kill you all.
00:42:40I swear I'm going to kill you.
00:42:41What's the matter?
00:42:42Because of you, I faked an orgasm with Yago.
00:42:44And who is that?
00:42:44Isn't that cool?
00:42:45No, it's cool, what do you mean it's cool?
00:42:47You've brainwashed me, and on top of that, I've cheated on the person I love.
00:42:51No, Ana, Ana, Ana, Ana.
00:42:52I'm not going to upload anything for you, look.
00:42:54Five hundred, my precious friend.
00:42:56Well, it's worth four hundred, which is what I charge them.
00:42:58But how can you let her go?
00:43:00Okay, so what do you want me to do?
00:43:01Come on, let's see how I can tell you.
00:43:02Now Yago, I've faked an orgasm.
00:43:04No, no, no, no, but how are you going to tell him?
00:43:06And Cuban to boot.
00:43:07You'll ruin him forever.
00:43:08So?
00:43:09Lucia, it's your house that has bad vibes.
00:43:11Look, you stay here, I'll charge you four hundred and fifty.
00:43:13Belén, please.
00:43:14No, no, no, no, nothing has happened.
00:43:16It was an isolated case.
00:43:18Last night you had spicy food and that desensitizes the erogenous zones.
00:43:21I'll do it with him again.
00:43:22I have two orgasms, uh, two, and I pay my sexual debts.
00:43:25Don't be fooled, it happens again.
00:43:27You're going to do it and you're thinking of running this time, I'd get it today.
00:43:30No, no, no, please.
00:43:31Shut up with those absurd ideas that have nothing to do with anything
00:43:34And in the end you go and pretend again.
00:43:38Ask him for cunnilingus and think of Beckham.
00:43:40If that fails...
00:43:41But wow, I'm amazed.
00:43:42How many women fake orgasms?
00:43:44Well, I don't know, maybe something will come up on the Internet.
00:43:46Do you want us to look?
00:43:47I'm going to cry in my room.
00:43:50Honey, I'm off, we have a poster-hanging event today.
00:43:52in front of the Ministry of Public Works.
00:43:53Coming?
00:43:56Okay, okay, we can leave it for another day, it's no big deal.
00:44:06Lucia, don't fool yourself.
00:44:07If it happens again, you're going to do it, and you're already thinking about it.
00:44:10I'll come this time, I'll get it today.
00:44:12Ask him for cunnilingus and think of Beckham.
00:44:14Go away, Mr. Cuesta!
00:44:16Go away!
00:44:17How cute this girl looks, sir!
00:44:19But how could you stop loving me so quickly?
00:44:22Oh!
00:44:23Oh!
00:44:24Oh!
00:44:25Oh!
00:44:26Oh!
00:44:26Oh!
00:44:27Oh!
00:44:27Excellent!
00:44:30Oh!
00:44:31You guys just keep getting better and better!
00:44:35Yeah!
00:44:36When I get going, I really get going...
00:44:38It turns you on, it turns you on!
00:44:40Yeah!
00:44:42Yeah!
00:44:44Yeah!
00:45:07Come in, Grandma.
00:45:08Look, this is Carlos.
00:45:11Are you there?
00:45:12No, Grandma, that's cousin Juanjo.
00:45:14Her name is Justa.
00:45:15What's up? Nice to meet you, Mrs. Justa.
00:45:17But what have you done here?
00:45:19How did we escape from the nursing home, Grandma?
00:45:23I was in the garden with Encarno and Antonia.
00:45:25And that's why her ankles get like that.
00:45:28And they give him pills, too.
00:45:30Yes, yes, come on, I'll show you the kitchen.
00:45:34Son, you gave me life by getting me out of there.
00:45:38I've even saved up my walking stick from the joy.
00:45:41Well, here you go.
00:45:43Take this, because that hip needs to be taken care of.
00:45:46Carlos and I are going to buy furniture.
00:45:48Let's see if all this is nice and clean by the time we get back, okay, Grandma?
00:45:51Son, yes, don't worry.
00:45:53But this is exploitation of the elderly.
00:45:55No way?
00:45:56My father has her rotting away in the nursing home.
00:45:58That's how she feels useful.
00:45:59Besides, she loves me a lot.
00:46:01And I love her too.
00:46:02Yes, no, if that's what it shows.
00:46:03She's a Terminator of the home, you'll see.
00:46:05For as long as anyone can remember.
00:46:07Very good, Grandma.
00:46:11You let me talk.
00:46:12Okay, okay.
00:46:13Hello good morning.
00:46:14I am Juan Cuesta, president of Desengaño 21.
00:46:16I wanted to speak with Councilor Galvez.
00:46:18He's not here, sorry.
00:46:19What do you mean, no?
00:46:20But there are noises coming from the office.
00:46:22It is in session.
00:46:23I don't know when it's going to end.
00:46:24If you want to wait.
00:46:26Of course.
00:46:27We wait.
00:46:29Listen!
00:46:30Where are you going?
00:46:31Mr. Galvez.
00:46:34We are the neighbors of San Marcos and Desengaño.
00:46:36And we need to talk to you about the parking lot construction.
00:46:38And it has to be now.
00:46:40Excuse me.
00:46:40I told them to wait, but...
00:46:42Okay, Solé.
00:46:43No problem.
00:46:44Sorry.
00:46:44I'm coming with her.
00:46:48Look.
00:46:50I understand that you're upset about the construction.
00:46:52But that parking lot is being built for the use and enjoyment of all the residents of the neighborhood.
00:46:57We are improving the city.
00:46:59Yes, yes.
00:47:00But things can be done right, you know?
00:47:01Without planting rubble in front of my house or turning this man's street into the return operation of
00:47:07May Bridge.
00:47:08I warn you that we have collected almost 10,000 signatures and we could even stop the construction work.
00:47:12Yeah?
00:47:14Well, in the parking lot there are a certain number of spaces for residents that the city council can allocate freely.
00:47:22Do you have a car?
00:47:23Yes, yes.
00:47:24Are the squares big?
00:47:26What does he think he is?
00:47:27What can't they buy from you?
00:47:28Come on, man!
00:47:29No way!
00:47:30Oh, sorry!
00:47:31I'm late.
00:47:33Who are you?
00:47:34Isabel Ruy, from the platform of those affected by noise pollution.
00:47:38For a city without pile drivers.
00:47:41How are you?
00:47:42How's the meeting going?
00:47:44Good.
00:47:45We were starting.
00:47:47Ah, very good.
00:47:54Good afternoon, Mr. Fernando.
00:47:55Good afternoon.
00:48:03Excuse me, who are you?
00:48:05Excuse me, I'm Margarita Márquez Villanueva, your new secretary.
00:48:10How was it at the courthouse?
00:48:11How have things been going?
00:48:13Sorry, I didn't ask him.
00:48:14Would you like a coffee?
00:48:15Wait a moment, Mauri.
00:48:20Let's see, Mauri.
00:48:21Can you tell me who this woman is?
00:48:22Where is Natalia?
00:48:23I fired her.
00:48:24But Margarita is amazing, huh?
00:48:25She has been Fraga's secretary for 38 years.
00:48:28He's unemployed now, of course.
00:48:29But you wouldn't believe how hard it was to convince her.
00:48:31Why are you firing Natalia without consulting me?
00:48:32Fernando, we can't think small.
00:48:34If we want to be leaders, we have to surround ourselves with the best.
00:48:36Where are you going?
00:48:37Hey.
00:48:39Look, Mr. Navarro is in a meeting.
00:48:41If you wish, you can leave him a message.
00:48:43Daisy.
00:48:44Just a moment, please.
00:48:46Tell me.
00:48:46You're fired.
00:48:47Yes sir.
00:48:51This is efficient for this.
00:48:54We're losing a great professional, aren't we?
00:49:06Does he want to get rid of you by trying to pick up the child from school?
00:49:08Well, let him take the route.
00:49:11We are fighting for our quality of life.
00:49:13This is going to be an exposé documentary, Michael Moore.
00:49:16I don't understand city hall numbers because I know you, otherwise I'd think you were jealous, Isabel.
00:49:20But can we find out what's going on here?
00:49:21Why do we call the police?
00:49:23It's falling off already, you loser!
00:49:25José Miguel!
00:49:26Can you tell me what you're doing?
00:49:28Well, that's something you won't achieve in the offices.
00:49:30Leave us alone!
00:49:31Mr. Juan, I have tried to reason with them,
00:49:33But I can't handle my nerves anymore.
00:49:35I get into Percebeiro or whatever,
00:49:36But this doesn't make up for it for me.
00:49:38Look, please, honking will only stress us all out.
00:49:41No, Juan, this is not your war.
00:49:43Let's go home.
00:49:44If they want, let them have a good time, then let them have a good time.
00:49:48Shell!
00:49:49Where are you going?
00:49:50Go for a walk.
00:49:53Maybe it's the last one.
00:49:54Wait, shall we accompany you?
00:49:56No, no, I want to be alone, with my memories.
00:50:00Costs!
00:50:01You're killing her!
00:50:03Look what you've done to it!
00:50:04But I'm just complying with the statutes.
00:50:07Juan, up you go.
00:50:08Second objective.
00:50:10You can paint whatever you want.
00:50:12They'll get tired of it, they'll get tired of it.
00:50:14This makes me feel young, damn it.
00:50:16I'm missing the liter bottle.
00:50:19No, no, they won't move us.
00:50:24Hello, I'm Belén López Vázquez, Sales Representative for the Central Zone.
00:50:27Do you have a moment?
00:50:29Yes, yes, come in, Belén.
00:50:30I wanted to talk to you, sit down.
00:50:35You see, I would need a small increase in my base salary, or an advance.
00:50:41My mother is very ill, almost terminally ill, and my brother is in jail, and I...
00:50:46I have to take care of her four children.
00:50:48And from my father, who has problems with alcohol and slot machines.
00:50:52Belén, I have here the ranking of sellers for this month and you are in 36th place.
00:50:57Two life insurance policies and one home insurance policy.
00:50:59Yes, I'm climbing the ranks.
00:51:00Yes, but there are 37 of you.
00:51:03You are the second to last.
00:51:05I'm sorry, but we have to do without your services.
00:51:07As?
00:51:08Well, say goodbye to number 37, in the league the last one always gets relegated.
00:51:11The last three.
00:51:13No, no, no, really, I swear, I swear I'm going to sell a lot, I'm going to wear a miniskirt.
00:51:17I'm a big cheater, you know?
00:51:19But I did rhythmic gymnastics and I would put my leg here, here, so you could see it.
00:51:23Look, touch, touch.
00:51:24Belén, don't make it so difficult for me, man.
00:51:26No, but touch it, really.
00:51:26No, leave me alone, this is always awkward.
00:51:28No, please, please, really, you can't let me go.
00:51:30What are you doing tonight?
00:51:31What? Huh? What are you doing tonight?
00:51:33I am married.
00:51:34Oh, how cute the girl is.
00:51:37Yeah.
00:51:38And they don't need a kangaroo, do they?
00:51:40Nativity scene.
00:51:43Okay, I'm leaving.
00:51:50Hello?
00:51:54Ma'am, you're burning my shirt.
00:52:00Lady?
00:52:04Are you alright?
00:52:08Well, Josemi likes the black sofa too, I can see that clearly.
00:52:12Your grandmother doesn't move.
00:52:14Your grandmother isn't moving, she isn't...
00:52:19Grandmother.
00:52:22Hey.
00:52:24Okay, okay?
00:52:26Grandmother?
00:52:30Maybe she hasn't taken her pill.
00:52:32But which pill?
00:52:33Well, what do I know, damn it, older people take pills.
00:52:35That she is dead.
00:52:36Grandma has died.
00:52:38But what's going on?
00:52:38So you're a doctor now?
00:52:39Grandmother.
00:52:40That people who are alive breathe.
00:52:41I don't know, maybe he got an electric shock from the iron or something.
00:52:44Grandma, please.
00:52:47Okay, help me, let's take it to the kitchen.
00:52:49To the kitchen?
00:52:50Grandmother.
00:52:50So that?
00:52:51So that she can make us dinner.
00:52:52The shirt was by Armani.
00:52:53But leave the shirt off!
00:52:54Okay.
00:52:55Let's see what I can say to my father now.
00:52:56Please help me.
00:53:03I thought I saw someone through the window.
00:53:06You don't have any sublet tenants, do you?
00:53:08No.
00:53:09No, no, no.
00:53:10It's my grandmother; I've invited her to spend the day with us.
00:53:14That's great.
00:53:15We must take care of our elderly.
00:53:16I am Juan Cuesta, president of the community.
00:53:21Forgive her.
00:53:22She's taking very strong medication for arthritis.
00:53:24My father is the same.
00:53:26How hard it is to grow old.
00:53:27Yes, yes, yes.
00:53:28Hey Juan, we're feeling really comfortable, aren't we?
00:53:29And it was fantastic, and we were delighted.
00:53:31So, see you at the next meeting.
00:53:32Okay, but if you need anything, any clarification about the stragunths...
00:53:35Whatever it is, we're going straight there.
00:53:37Don't hesitate, okay?
00:53:37You're right here.
00:53:40Okay, so what are we going to do now?
00:53:41Hey?
00:53:42They're going to bring us the furniture.
00:53:44Call us at the funeral home, or your parents, or someone.
00:53:47Come on, don't mess with me, man.
00:53:53But...
00:53:54Hey, it won't fall from there, will it?
00:53:57So what?
00:54:00Okay, let's take it to the kitchen.
00:54:02Please help me.
00:54:03Okay.
00:54:04Okay, and all that.
00:54:07Oh, I've been chosen.
00:54:17Auri, why don't you start writing your book?
00:54:19First I need to find a topic.
00:54:21If I don't have a topic, what am I going to write about?
00:54:22Well, go outside.
00:54:24You won't find any stories locked up here.
00:54:25You'd better.
00:54:28You have nothing to do.
00:54:29Yes, the purchase.
00:54:30Look, maybe something will come of it.
00:54:31In the market, of course.
00:54:33A thriller full of intrigue.
00:54:35The squid report.
00:54:36Well, that's up to your imagination.
00:54:38Yes, I'd better go outside and see if I can clear my head a bit.
00:54:40Do you need anything?
00:54:41Yeah.
00:54:41No.
00:54:42Some paper clips.
00:54:44Some clips.
00:54:45Very good.
00:54:49Fernando.
00:54:51Look what I found on the internet.
00:54:53Thank you.
00:54:55Are you interested?
00:54:56And?
00:54:57The documentation.
00:54:59Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:55:00It's very good, very good.
00:55:02Now take a look at it.
00:55:18Juan, I think you should go down and get the child.
00:55:21What's happening?
00:55:22Things are getting heated.
00:55:25And this, now yes.
00:55:28This is all nonsense.
00:55:30I've been here nine years and I'm fed up.
00:55:32If anyone is interested in a hard-working, college-educated guy,
00:55:36Call 629...
00:55:37I'm really telling you this one more time.
00:55:39Clear the street immediately.
00:55:41You are clogging up all the traffic in the city center.
00:55:45Damn, what a level of riot control and everything.
00:55:47You have one minute to clear the street or we'll clear it for you.
00:55:50Come on, brave ones, here we are.
00:55:52Dad, get out of there, they're going to break something.
00:55:54Mamones, instruments of repression.
00:55:56Marisa, don't throw things at them, they'll get angry.
00:55:59Come on, damn it, get him out of the way already, we don't have all day.
00:56:03Please get in the car, man.
00:56:05Oops!
00:56:06Who was it?
00:56:07I shit on a boy.
00:56:08Hey, but seriously, what kind of police abuse is this?
00:56:10Eh, eh, eh.
00:56:11Move away from the street.
00:56:11I am Juan Cuesta, president of the community.
00:56:13And I won't bring them what...
00:56:14But well, this is a coercive use of force.
00:56:18The cameras are witnesses.
00:56:19Go for it, Juanito, go for it!
00:56:21Go for it!
00:56:22See you soon!
00:56:24Juan!
00:56:25But why are you getting involved?
00:56:26I don't know how he does it, but the same thing always happens to him.
00:56:30We should probably help him, shouldn't we?
00:56:32That's it, we're not coordinated.
00:56:35Hey kid, you wouldn't happen to have a nice cold non-alcoholic beer around here, would you?
00:56:39Yeah, right?
00:56:40Yes, I do.
00:56:41Look, 3.50.
00:56:433.50?
00:56:43Yes, sorry, man.
00:56:45This is terrace service.
00:56:46Well, with all this traffic jams, he might even make a profit.
00:56:49Well, it's not nonsense, is it?
00:56:50What else can you sell to these people?
00:56:54Antonio, I don't have much time left.
00:56:58We'll see each other very soon.
00:57:01They won't let me go to the meetings anymore.
00:57:03I cannot insult.
00:57:06I have lost the will to live.
00:57:10I even miss you.
00:57:13Okay, I'll leave you now.
00:57:28Hi, your mother has called you about some English courses that you can register for until the end of the month.
00:57:32free.
00:57:33Thanks, and Fernando?
00:57:34Looking for offices.
00:57:35We're very uncomfortable here and we're bothering you.
00:57:38No, man, the three of us are doing just fine here.
00:57:41Look, Mauri, I'd like to apologize.
00:57:44In case you ever thought I was flirting with Fernando.
00:57:47You see, I need to work.
00:57:49I'm a student and I need the money.
00:57:52Well, I also want to apologize because maybe I've been a little paranoid.
00:57:56That's understandable, on the other hand, because your track record in the building is...
00:57:59But anyway, it's good that everything has been cleared up.
00:58:03Okay, well I'm leaving.
00:58:05Hey, see if it's possible for you to come around a little more often...
00:58:09In other words, a little less...
00:58:12I don't know if you understand me.
00:58:13Uh, no.
00:58:14The clothes should be a little more like Lee McVille and a little less like Ana Obregón.
00:58:18It's just that it's violent for the customers, more than anything.
00:58:20Yes, yes, I'll be more covered up tomorrow.
00:58:22Because sometimes Fernando looks at my cleavage.
00:58:24I don't feel comfortable, because of the boss.
00:58:27Okay, bye.
00:58:33Bacon sandwich with cheese and large potatoes.
00:58:34And don't take too long, or I'll have to go to the traffic light to get the tray.
00:58:38Proquetas?
00:58:39Are proquetas about 50 per unit?
00:58:40Come on, they're getting cold.
00:58:44Magazines, decoration, everyday life, adults.
00:58:47A photo, I remind you of the traffic jam, is a historic moment.
00:58:50T-shirts in stock, special prices.
00:58:53Figo at Barça, Figo at Madrid, Figo at Inter.
00:58:56Figo at Getafe Exclusive.
00:58:58Look, please don't bother the drivers, they already have enough to deal with.
00:59:01I told you not to clean, listen.
00:59:04What are you up to?
00:59:05Dad, don't grovel.
00:59:07At your age, all you have left is dignity.
00:59:08Let me.
00:59:09Now that I've found a job close to home, God bless you, ma'am.
00:59:13Don't tip him, he's perfectly fine.
00:59:15Excuse me, I'm a veteran of the parsley thread.
00:59:18Veteran of parsley, nothing happened there.
00:59:20What do you mean, no?
00:59:20I was attacked by goats.
00:59:22Look, this works, huh?
00:59:25That's what desperation does.
00:59:26Where is the shell?
00:59:28Shouldn't he have come back by now?
00:59:30Oh, he's gotten over his low mood and has gone into the bingo hall.
00:59:34Croquettes!
00:59:35Croquettes!
00:59:36Oh no, 50 each!
00:59:38Croquettes!
00:59:41Let's see, Lucia, what you have is a psychological-sexual problem.
00:59:44And you can't handle him alone, you know?
00:59:45You feel very guilty, you have to tell your boyfriend.
00:59:48Yes of course.
00:59:49Yago, I am so in love with you, I adore you, you are the man of my life.
00:59:52Oh, by the way, never mind, I just fake orgasms.
00:59:55No, you see? That's not the right way.
00:59:57No, no, the problem is that you want everything to go so well that you become obsessed and you don't achieve it.
01:00:00I see it very clearly.
01:00:01You need to regain your sexual self-esteem with another man.
01:00:04But hey, that's cheating on her.
01:00:06No, why do you love him?
01:00:07All you're looking for is a good sexual relationship with him.
01:00:10Yes, come on, deep down you're doing him a favor by sleeping with someone else.
01:00:13Furthermore, the horns at the beginning are not horns, they are a couple test.
01:00:17And who can I sleep with to clear up my doubts?
01:00:20Well, with Carlos, with Roberto...
01:00:23You have an old boyfriend theme park here in 2B.
01:00:25No, no, no, no, no, take it away, take it away, take it away.
01:00:27I can't do that.
01:00:28Out of respect for Yago, out of respect for myself, out of respect for everyone.
01:00:31Well, look.
01:00:33I bought you something, let's see if it helps.
01:00:35Oh, thank you so much.
01:00:39It is rechargeable.
01:00:40It has a base like that of toothbrushes or telephones.
01:00:43But Bea, how am I supposed to go to Yago with this?
01:00:45Hey, hi, honey, what's up?
01:00:46Shall the three of us make love?
01:00:48Well, you tell him it's a toy to have a laugh with.
01:00:50And why did you put my name?
01:00:51Well, because Belén and I have the same model, so there's no confusion.
01:00:54I don't like that.
01:00:55It's taking the easy way out.
01:00:56Well, you try it, it never fails.
01:00:59And don't forget to seal the warranty.
01:01:04What else?
01:01:05Look, I've seen an office downtown that might be good.
01:01:08I took photos.
01:01:09It's a mezzanine, 150 meters.
01:01:11Have you looked at Natalia's breasts?
01:01:13Hey?
01:01:14As?
01:01:16Please, Mauri.
01:01:17No, she says you stare at her cleavage too much and that she doesn't feel comfortable.
01:01:20Well, maybe just in passing.
01:01:22I knew it!
01:01:22I knew it!
01:01:23Mauri is a high reflection.
01:01:24It's like when you see the Three Kings parade go by, because you unconsciously look.
01:01:27But look at what you're associating it with, with a prize, with a gift.
01:01:30Mauri, you always take things out of context.
01:01:32That I take things out of context?
01:01:33Yes, yes, and it's your fault.
01:01:34Of course, you've been putting my mind on the subject and now I don't feel comfortable with her.
01:01:37There we are.
01:01:38You're not comfortable, and neither am I.
01:01:39These things wouldn't happen to us with Margarita.
01:01:42In addition, he has a brother-in-law who brings us fresh seafood from Galicia.
01:01:44Oh, really?
01:01:44Yeah.
01:01:45Oh, I don't know, I don't know.
01:01:46Fernando, this woman is ruining us, she's destroying our partner, she's the exterminating angel.
01:01:49No, and there's Auntie's gold, huh?
01:01:51If I ever accidentally brush against her like that, she'll definitely report me for sexual harassment.
01:01:54That's my lawyer.
01:01:55Okay, look, let's do one thing.
01:01:57Tomorrow we'll talk to her and tell her she doesn't need to come anymore.
01:02:00Great, I'm going to sleep tonight.
01:02:04Do you have sugar?
01:02:05What's the matter?
01:02:06What, I've been fired?
01:02:09She hasn't left home anymore.
01:02:11I can't take it anymore.
01:02:12Fuck.
01:02:13Oh, I'm going to sleep, okay?
01:02:15It's a dream that...
01:02:17Oh.
01:02:18Why is this happening to me, mother?
01:02:20Someone has to pass it to her, woman.
01:02:22Peaceful.
01:02:23But I...
01:02:25Yesterday there were incidents on Desengaño Street, where some residents, fed up with the noise,
01:02:30They decided to close the road, causing traffic to collapse in much of the city center.
01:02:35The leader of the protest, whose initials are...
01:02:37My God, how do people save money?
01:02:41Mr. Garber, is the press here?
01:02:44The press?
01:02:45What do I do? Do I tell them to come in?
01:02:47Yes of course.
01:02:54Good morning.
01:02:55Is it true that you ordered the arrest of the community president because he was...
01:02:58causing problems?
01:02:59Ah, but television too.
01:03:01It appears that the company in charge of the parking lot construction is registered in the name of the sister-in-law.
01:03:04from his best friend from school.
01:03:05Do you have anything to say about this?
01:03:07Uh, no, no.
01:03:09Let's see, let's see.
01:03:10This neighbor was arrested at a moment of high tension, huh?
01:03:14But I'm sure he'll be released in the next few hours.
01:03:18Is it true that he has been arrested for defending his rights as a citizen?
01:03:22Some complain that you are profiting at the expense of the quality of life of the neighborhood residents.
01:03:26Look, I assure you that we have taken steps to resolve the conflict.
01:03:33traffic on Sengaño street and the inconvenience caused to all residents.
01:03:38Well, thank you all very much and good morning.
01:03:41Ah, come on, come on.
01:03:43Exit this way, please.
01:03:49But how annoying.
01:03:51They should divert the traffic to another street, okay?
01:03:54Yes sir.
01:03:55Oh, and let that bearded idiot go.
01:03:57Yes sir.
01:04:02And this is going to remain just a cold, hard truth.
01:04:09Yes, yes, darling.
01:04:11But what have they told you?
01:04:12Do they let you go before eating?
01:04:14It's for catching the sole.
01:04:18Okay, okay.
01:04:19Okay, well, I'll come find you.
01:04:21A little kiss.
01:04:23Mom, based on your professional experience, what do you think of that lady?
01:04:29Well, at first glance it doesn't seem to be breathing.
01:04:32But it's difficult to make a diagnosis through a courtyard.
01:04:45He's going to be dead here.
01:04:48The new neighbors are so nice.
01:04:53But how could he not be at the nursing home, Dad?
01:04:56I don't know, maybe they took him on an excursion to sell him a set of cookware.
01:05:01No, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't call the police.
01:05:03It won't matter to you.
01:05:04They don't consider anyone missing until 48 hours have passed.
01:05:08Come on, a kiss.
01:05:09Oh, God.
01:05:10Look, Roberto, I've been doing some research.
01:05:13Within 12 hours of death, intestinal flora and enzymes break down internal organs.
01:05:18The corpse swells, and fluid from the lungs is expelled through the nose.
01:05:22Is that the last image you want to have of your grandmother?
01:05:24Carlos, don't overwhelm me, I'm thinking.
01:05:27My father will kill me.
01:05:29But who are you calling now?
01:05:30Let's go to the infomercial and see if they have any offers on coffins.
01:05:33So who's the funeral home going to joke about?
01:05:35Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:05:36That all this is your fault for not doing things the way they should be done.
01:05:38Yes, but didn't you remember Lucia?
01:05:40No, it's true.
01:05:41Having a dead person at home helps a lot.
01:05:43That's it.
01:05:45Besides, I'm the one who should be affected.
01:05:47She's my grandmother.
01:05:50What are you guys doing?
01:05:52But hey, how did you get in here?
01:05:53Man, my dad's the landlord.
01:05:55She's dead, isn't she?
01:05:56That's crazy.
01:06:00Hello.
01:06:01Uh, look, I wanted to organize a quick funeral.
01:06:06For this afternoon, if possible.
01:06:08No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:06:09Something intimate.
01:06:11Don't touch, damn it.
01:06:14But what's going on here, why isn't there a car?
01:06:16Well, I don't know, maybe it's a holiday.
01:06:17Well, I could pass it on to someone else, because I can't return the magazines to the newsstand owner.
01:06:22This smells fishy to me, you know?
01:06:23Something has happened here.
01:06:25I have come.
01:06:26Mr. Juan is on TV.
01:06:28Oh.
01:06:30But you, why are you limping now?
01:06:32Damn, I'm really into the role, Stalinism method.
01:06:36I'm very happy.
01:06:38I'm very happy.
01:07:05Without concerns and development.
01:07:07Yes, of course, of course, of course.
01:07:07And the city council will support this partnership.
01:07:11Thank you all very much.
01:07:12Well, well, this one is silly.
01:07:13It has ruined our business.
01:07:15For once he gets something, he screws it up.
01:07:17That has to be genetic.
01:07:18A recessive gene or something.
01:07:20Yes, like yours.
01:07:21Okay, now everyone go look for Concha.
01:07:25Hey, she's your neighbor and she loves you very much.
01:07:27And we don't know what might have happened to him.
01:07:29Just wait, the news isn't over yet.
01:07:35Hello.
01:07:36Are you ready, my love?
01:07:37Remember that today we have a demonstration against the unsustainable model of urban planning that is predatory of resources.
01:07:42Yago, I prefer that we stay home making love.
01:07:44But you've been on fire lately, haven't you?
01:07:47You have to tell me what you're having for breakfast.
01:07:48I bought a little something.
01:07:49No, yes?
01:07:50He's around here.
01:07:51You'll see, we're going to laugh a lot.
01:07:53What is it?
01:07:54Ta-da!
01:07:57But you seriously expect us to use that?
01:08:00But this doesn't mean...
01:08:01That uses lithium batteries, Lucia!
01:08:04Lithium!
01:08:04Nothing more and nothing less than what it pollutes.
01:08:06Look, that stays in mollusks, in fish, in rivers, in everything.
01:08:09Yeah, well, it doesn't matter.
01:08:10We used it once and then, well, we threw them away at a recycling center.
01:08:14We don't need that, Lucia.
01:08:16Oh yes.
01:08:19What I do?
01:08:23I faked two orgasms.
01:08:25Yes, yes, yes, I know.
01:08:26What do you mean you already know?
01:08:27It was very obvious, my love.
01:08:29Look, there were no contractions in the vagina.
01:08:31And the screams, excuse me, but they were like Loreto Valverde's laughter.
01:08:36Okay, but that's it, right?
01:08:38We've already talked about it, we've been honest.
01:08:40And I don't want this to affect you, or for you to feel less of a man, or anything like that.
01:08:43Well, it did affect me a little.
01:08:45I thought it was my fault.
01:08:46No, no, mine, mine, mine, it was all here.
01:08:48That was my question.
01:08:49That's why I slept with my ex-girlfriend last night.
01:08:50Well, that's it, it's okay.
01:08:52That?
01:08:53Some friends recommended it to me to help me regain my self-esteem, you know?
01:08:56And I got them back, because she came.
01:09:00Looks like the problem is going to be yours, you see?
01:09:03But, but my love, but if we can go to the doctor, I'll go with you.
01:09:06Now there is myobaric medicine, laser.
01:09:10My love, if infidelity at the beginning of a relationship isn't infidelity.
01:09:15Stop the bullshit!
01:09:17Come on, come on, let's talk honestly and without secrets between you and me.
01:09:23Well, look, if we're not going to do anything, I'm going to the demonstration.
01:09:31Leave.
01:09:35Leave.
01:09:38I left.
01:09:40Hey, but oh well.
01:09:43How are you? How did it go?
01:09:44I'll tell you now.
01:09:55How am I doing like this?
01:09:56More discreet, right?
01:09:57Far better.
01:09:58Where will it all end?
01:09:59You need to make me a copy of the keys, so you don't have to open the door every time I call.
01:10:02Yes, no, no, wait, wait, Natalia.
01:10:04Come, sit down.
01:10:05We need to talk to you.
01:10:05What's happening?
01:10:07Sit down.
01:10:15Are you telling him?
01:10:16No, you tell him, you're his boss.
01:10:19Well, you see, we're a little unhappy with your work performance.
01:10:24Because?
01:10:25Because?
01:10:26That's a good question.
01:10:27Because?
01:10:28Because you lack preparation.
01:10:30You don't control the legal and judicial mechanics, and that can't be.
01:10:35Well, but in case of dismissal I am entitled to six months' salary.
01:10:38They don't include clause ten of my contract.
01:10:40Hey?
01:10:41But did you give him a contract?
01:10:42Well, yes, she brought it to me to sign.
01:10:45And you didn't read what it said?
01:10:46But what kind of lawyer are you?
01:10:47But Mauri was very busy.
01:10:48Okay, but if the contract poses a problem, I'm leaving.
01:10:52Yes, go away.
01:10:53But the same goes for the wife of the man whose divorce case you're handling.
01:10:57He is interested in some of the information you have discussed.
01:10:59Tax fraud, black money, various insults.
01:11:03I have some things on floppy disks.
01:11:06You haven't understood us.
01:11:08What we wanted to say is that we are very happy with you.
01:11:11Of course, Mauri doesn't explain things well.
01:11:13We want you to love yourself, but we want you to try harder.
01:11:16Okay, okay, I didn't understand.
01:11:18Would you like a coffee?
01:11:19Yes, thanks.
01:11:23Well, we have a new girl in the office.
01:11:26Yes, her name is Natalia and she's gorgeous.
01:11:27Hey, be careful with the chips, it's freshly painted.
01:11:30No, wait, I'm hurting him.
01:11:32No, you upload it.
01:11:33I can't, you have to turn.
01:11:34Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
01:11:35But I'm not going to turn it, damn it, I can't.
01:11:37Wait.
01:11:38Wow!
01:11:39If it has to be lowered from the outside with a crane.
01:11:43Dad, relax.
01:11:44If Grandma still hasn't shown up, well, she's probably made a friend and they've run away together.
01:11:48Telma and Luis, what do I know.
01:11:50Stop controlling her, she's old enough to know better.
01:11:53Who has died?
01:11:54Roberto's grandmother.
01:11:56He had come to spend a few days with his grandson and look what happened.
01:11:58What a tragedy, poor woman.
01:12:01Things were going so well, you know?
01:12:03But you didn't know her.
01:12:04Yes, but that's what everyone always says.
01:12:06Hey, let's go to the funeral, because afterwards you might want to give me some snacks or something.
01:12:12What a satisfaction to return home triumphant, knowing that you have done a service not only to the community, but
01:12:17to the neighborhood.
01:12:18Well, Isabel, do you know if the neighbors have prepared any special welcome?
01:12:21That?
01:12:21Well, I don't know, you know these people always surprise you.
01:12:26Look who's coming over there.
01:12:27JC.
01:12:28Oh, now that we were starting to do business...
01:12:32And now what do I do with all the bread and drinks I have left over?
01:12:35Okay, let's see.
01:12:36We were all complaining about the traffic, weren't we?
01:12:39Marta, you've already heard the news.
01:12:42I've managed to get them to divert the traffic.
01:12:43It no longer passes through our street.
01:12:44No, now go through mine.
01:12:46By Saint Mark's?
01:12:47Damn, let's go there.
01:12:49Caraca, damn it, I can't run.
01:12:51That afternoon I was given an urgent neighborhood meeting.
01:12:54Let's see what I can tell you.
01:12:55If you want, I can accompany you and advise you.
01:12:57No, thanks Juan, but you've given me a lot of advice.
01:13:01I don't know why I do anything if nobody thanks me for it afterwards.
01:13:03If you give too much of yourself.
01:13:05And that's not in fashion anymore.
01:13:07I'm going to the herbalist, because I'm feeling a bit tense.
01:13:10I don't know what else can happen to me now.
01:13:12No.
01:13:25Okay, then.
01:13:26Have a good trip.
01:13:29But where are you going?
01:13:30Where is the hearse?
01:13:32We had to leave it up there.
01:13:33It's all cut up.
01:13:35How can someone you love so much suddenly stop loving you?
01:13:39It's just so unfair.
01:13:40Fuck.
01:13:41Are we at it again?
01:13:42Well, it's just that when I'm not careful, the sadness comes back.
01:13:45Roberto, I'm talking to you.
01:13:46But what happened?
01:13:48Who has died?
01:13:48Who's going to be a shell?
01:13:50As?
01:13:51Because he wasn't allowed to go to the meetings, look how long it lasted.
01:13:53And we warned you, Juan.
01:13:55And you didn't care.
01:13:56I never thought that...
01:13:57Look, go on.
01:13:58Go put on a suit and at least say your final goodbyes.
01:14:00Bye bye.
01:14:04But how do you tell her that Concha has died?
01:14:06Well, it hasn't ruined our business just because she feels guilty.
01:14:09But Marisa, that's very cruel.
01:14:11Already.
01:14:11But I'm very particular.
01:14:15If I have the first mortgage payment.
01:14:18Buying a refrigerator, a washing machine, paying the special assessment.
01:14:21And what are they to you?
01:14:23Three thousand euros and you have always been a very generous friend.
01:14:26And an exceptional neighbor.
01:14:28She has always been there when I've needed her most.
01:14:30Liliana, I'm writing you the check.
01:14:32Okay, but I'll keep crying until you sign it.
01:14:36What I'm saying is that lending money between friends always leads to problems.
01:14:40Take.
01:14:41That's it.
01:14:41Thank you.
01:14:42I'm going to give it back to you.
01:14:43Stay calm when you can.
01:14:53What's happening?
01:14:53Did you forget anything?
01:14:55Yeah.
01:14:55To you.
01:14:56I like you a lot, Bea.
01:14:57I love you.
01:14:59I am a lesbian.
01:15:00It was very difficult for me to say this out loud.
01:15:03I am a lesbian.
01:15:05Hey, I'll let you have the rent for 300 euros.
01:15:07This way you can live your love story here.
01:15:09And forgive me for what I said about orgasms.
01:15:11I didn't want to accept reality, and that was the first thing that came to mind.
01:15:15You didn't fake them, did you?
01:15:18No, no, no.
01:15:19Well, what a mess you've made, sweetheart.
01:15:25Look at them, there they are.
01:15:28Marisa, what are you doing?
01:15:30To give to the lady, poor woman.
01:15:33And these?
01:15:34To leave it at home, they're very good.
01:15:37Marisa, stop that.
01:15:39These are more.
01:15:40Do you like it better?
01:15:41This woman, the one we are talking about today, was very special.
01:15:44We all loved her very much.
01:15:47Well, I didn't know her, but when someone passes away, it's a wonderful thing.
01:15:52In other words, she is a creature of God.
01:15:56And God calls the chosen ones to him.
01:15:59For him, right?
01:16:01Basically, God in his omnipotence is calling you.
01:16:05And you go.
01:16:06You go.
01:16:07And then, she...
01:16:09She has gone, there is no doubt about it.
01:16:11So...
01:16:12Father.
01:16:13Yes, son.
01:16:14But everything has happened so fast and I haven't prepared for it properly.
01:16:19But I have a suitable song.
01:16:21My latest single.
01:16:22Between Heaven and the Clergy.
01:16:24I'm in litigation with Mecano, but that's a done deal.
01:16:29What was that?
01:16:31Did it sound like a seashell?
01:16:32Open, Father.
01:16:32Abra, she's alive.
01:16:33It was catatonia.
01:16:35No, no, no.
01:16:35I don't open anything.
01:16:36Let the managers come.
01:16:36Open, please.
01:16:37He is suffocating.
01:16:38John, for the love of God.
01:16:40The Virgin.
01:16:40But who is this?
01:16:41My grandmother, please.
01:16:42A little respect.
01:16:46Wait, wait.
01:16:47But if it comes from below...
01:16:48Relief!
01:16:50Shell!
01:16:51But what are you doing there?
01:16:53Are you OK?
01:16:57I'm hungry.
01:16:58Hey?
01:16:59Oh, he says he's hungry.
01:17:02But anyway, how do we get it out now?
01:17:04I don't know, but someone should go get a sandwich, right?
01:17:06That's what we can think of.
01:17:07And you and I will talk later.
01:17:09Sorry, sorry.
01:17:10We continue.
01:17:11I have a gala in Valdepeñas.
01:17:13Okay, first and only item on the agenda.
01:17:16Welcome Mrs. Concha as honorary owner.
01:17:19Which will be allowed in a completely exceptional manner
01:17:22attend meetings with voice, but without vote.
01:17:25But what do you mean, without a vote?
01:17:27Sausage!
01:17:28Juan, leave her alone.
01:17:29What does it matter?
01:17:30Raise your hand and then...
01:17:32Well, ma'am, what does it feel like to come back from the grave?
01:17:35Well, look, this experience has made me understand
01:17:38that I still have a lot of life ahead of me.
01:17:41Well, if that helps,
01:17:43I am now much happier and more positive than before.
01:17:47Oh, really?
01:17:48Well, I could afford some new furniture.
01:17:50Slut, you don't even deserve water.
01:17:51But Belén, what difference does it make to you?
01:17:52Leave it, but I've already lent you money.
01:17:54Damn, the dick makes loans.
01:17:56Sure, cheap loans.
01:17:58Oh, but what about you?
01:18:00Why are you crying?
01:18:03Because I can't see her.
01:18:05Every time I see her, it's a step backwards.
01:18:08Lucia, please.
01:18:10You won't be able to sit down and sort things out.
01:18:12If it's for the sake of community balance, woman.
01:18:14But what does it cost you?
01:18:17Calm down, calm down.
01:18:18I'm sure they'll be back.
01:18:20With the Cuban, she has to fake orgasms.
01:18:23Oh well.
01:18:23Well, ma'am, it's happened twice.
01:18:25We all do that.
01:18:26No, not all of them.
01:18:27Marisa, like Anolo, had a lot of orgasms.
01:18:30Yes, especially when he wasn't around.
01:18:32Lucia, don't pretend because that works against you.
01:18:35But seriously, why does everyone have to interfere in my life?
01:18:38Daughter, because you're in fashion.
01:18:40Okay, the session is adjourned.
01:18:42Emilio, that's what I say.
01:18:43Mr. Juan, I just can't take it anymore.
01:18:45I'm shitting myself.
01:18:46Ah, then yes.
01:18:53Nobody lives here.
01:19:03Nobody lives here.
01:19:09Bye.
01:19:10Bye.
01:19:10Bye.
01:19:10Thanks for watching the video
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