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00:00:30The witch named Paloma told the prince of the goalkeepers
00:00:33Clean the stairs for me! Come on!
00:00:35And the prince of goalkeepers, who was very brave
00:00:38She unwrapped the mop and said
00:00:40A little bit of please, I just cleaned it
00:00:43Then the witch got scared and called Concha, Vicenta, and Marisa.
00:00:47They were the three gossipy fairies who had peepholes instead of eyes.
00:00:51And when it seemed that all was lost for the prince of goalkeepers
00:00:55At that moment, Chatta-ta-cha!
00:00:58But where is this going? We're at the most interesting part.
00:01:00I'm bored, I want to watch TV
00:01:02Dad, I just can't handle this kid, okay? I'm desperate.
00:01:05But damn it, don't leave me hanging, how does the story end?
00:01:07Well, the prince of goalkeepers left because he was fed up with everything.
00:01:11Since there was no one to clean, the castle filled with shit and they all drowned in it.
00:01:14But what kind of ending is that? It's missing a wedding, something.
00:01:18I want to watch TV
00:01:20Dad, turn on the TV for the kid, please
00:01:22Yes, it's me.
00:01:23Wait, I'm charging my phone.
00:01:24Okay, I'll buy a three-phase plug
00:01:26Oh, yes, the interview I did.
00:01:29Yes, yes, yes, of course I'm interested
00:01:32Tomorrow already
00:01:33Okay, well then, thanks a lot, okay?
00:01:35See you later
00:01:37Dad, I've landed a decent job!
00:01:39What's it to you?
00:01:39Well, I'm a goalkeeper, but on a luxury estate.
00:01:41With carpet and marble in the entrance
00:01:43I get paid double if Rocío got me the interview.
00:01:45What am I supposed to do? Are you going to leave me stranded?
00:01:47No way, you'll see me.
00:01:48In case we have a porter's lodge with two rooms and a window facing the street
00:01:51Give me a hug, Emilio
00:01:53I knew that within your limitations you were going to go very far
00:01:56You'll see this afternoon at the meeting when I tell these people I'm leaving.
00:01:59This is the moment I've been dreaming of for seven years.
00:02:01Well, I'm going to start packing my bags.
00:02:03Okay? Then we have to run!
00:02:04Come on
00:02:07Who do I call to tell them?
00:02:09Here, here, here, nobody lives.
00:02:11Not here, not here
00:02:14Every day is like this
00:02:16I couldn't imagine it when I came here
00:02:18I was just looking for some sea.
00:02:20I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane
00:02:23Here, here, here, nobody lives.
00:02:25Not here, not here
00:02:27Here, here, here, nobody lives.
00:02:30Not here, not here
00:02:31If the house above me collapses
00:02:34I can't find the goalkeeper
00:02:36My neighbors are watching and listening to me
00:02:39I can't stand being in this place
00:02:41I have a cup holder
00:02:45A thunderclap, an earthquake, and a botanic
00:02:50And you'll have this ladder
00:02:55Here, here, here, here nobody lives.
00:02:57Not here, not here
00:02:59No one lives here, here, here.
00:03:02Not here, not here
00:03:04No one lives here, here, here.
00:03:06Not here, not here
00:03:09No one lives here, here, here.
00:03:37No, no, no.
00:03:41No, they don't need to give me anything anymore because I've found a job somewhere else.
00:03:44Come on, this is a resignation.
00:03:46I am officially informing you that as of tomorrow this building will not have a doorman.
00:03:52Sure, and I'm Cameron Diaz's nude body double.
00:03:55Don't believe him, he's making it up.
00:03:57It's a bluff to get us to give him a raise.
00:03:59Juan, this is a union outburst, huh?
00:04:00No, no, no, I'm leaving.
00:04:02Thank you all so much for these wonderful years you have given me.
00:04:05I hope everyone does very well and that they treat the incoming goalkeeper a little better.
00:04:10Hey, I think he's saying it, seriously?
00:04:12Okay, you'll be leaving, but the steam cleaner is staying, right?
00:04:15Well, there's no doubt that this is a setback both logistically and emotionally.
00:04:21Emilio, with his virtues and his defects, was already part of this great family that is our community.
00:04:26And with him goes part of the soul of this building.
00:04:28Juan, don't get too excited, this guy has left us stranded.
00:04:31But how ungrateful he is for everything we've done for him.
00:04:35Concha, what have we done for him?
00:04:36Well, look, he'd be out on the street doing drugs right now.
00:04:38We have given him a job, we have given him a future.
00:04:40Paloma, what did she charge? 400 euros.
00:04:42House included, watch out, eh?
00:04:44And the father was here and nobody said anything to him.
00:04:47And that man gave a very bad impression, that's what people were talking about in the neighborhood, you know?
00:04:50Well, I think that to be practical we need to start looking for another goalkeeper.
00:04:53But we're going to do things right.
00:04:55It has to be someone who looks very good, is well-educated, and has a university degree.
00:04:59Sure, with a master's degree in goalkeeping management.
00:05:02What a mess.
00:05:03And now he's leaving, Emilio.
00:05:05Something has to happen every week.
00:05:10Vicenta!
00:05:11What are you doing?
00:05:12Do you want to come?
00:05:13I'm coming!
00:05:14You've got quite a vice, haven't you?
00:05:16How do you like to play cards?
00:05:17No way?
00:05:18If the card game is just an excuse to down a drink.
00:05:21Where are you going with that?
00:05:22These are cookies I made for Emilio to take with him.
00:05:25I'm sad to see her go.
00:05:26Not you?
00:05:27I'm telling you.
00:05:28Let's see which sucker we can find who's willing to pay that price.
00:05:31I can't stand those two sluts anymore.
00:05:34They're going to kill me with grief.
00:05:36They've paid me less rent because they say I don't fix their washing machine.
00:05:40Hey old lady, fix it!
00:05:42Sure, and I'll give them a jacuzzi.
00:05:44Every time I go up to his house, it gives me pain.
00:05:47To you!
00:05:47Why don't you just sell the apartment and stop messing around?
00:05:50If they're going to give you a lot of money.
00:05:52And what does he do with the money?
00:05:52Should I put it in a fixed-term deposit?
00:05:53What the hell is a fixed-term deposit?
00:05:55Sara Montiel Special Fund.
00:05:57Invest in Cubans.
00:05:58Twenty centimeters of interest.
00:06:00Get paid whenever you want.
00:06:02But how is he going to sell that apartment?
00:06:03If that's where she lived with her husband.
00:06:05It's full of memories.
00:06:07Just listen to me.
00:06:08Goose pasta.
00:06:10Venidor.
00:06:11Beach.
00:06:11Retire in despair.
00:06:12What don't you like about one?
00:06:13You hide the pills from him and go for another one.
00:06:15Do you know what I'm saying?
00:06:17I'm going to sell it.
00:06:18But poor things!
00:06:19Are you going to leave Alicia and Belén out on the street?
00:06:22I feel sorry for you.
00:06:23So what?
00:06:25If they're not going to give us the Nobel Peace Prize at this point.
00:06:27Cut!
00:06:33Honey, can you turn the TV down a little?
00:06:35Because?
00:06:36Does the volume bother you?
00:06:37No.
00:06:37I start watching it and I have to hand this in tomorrow.
00:06:39Why don't you go to the bedroom and read?
00:06:41Because I have to wait for the pressure cooker's valve to rise.
00:06:43Since you don't cook...
00:06:45That's another one.
00:06:46The whole house smells like cauliflower.
00:06:47If there is no one to concentrate.
00:06:48But hey, I'm telling you.
00:06:49What do your markers smell like?
00:06:50Or how is your living room?
00:06:51Because, well, it's not my ideal of decoration.
00:06:53And where do you expect me to work if there's nowhere else?
00:06:55What do you see?
00:06:55That's what I'm telling you.
00:06:56Roberto, this apartment has become too small for us.
00:06:58Hey, hey, hey.
00:06:59Wait, wait, wait.
00:07:00Don't twist things around.
00:07:01We started with a cauliflower and ended up with another move.
00:07:03No, but you're right.
00:07:04Let's see what we're going to do when we have children.
00:07:06Hey?
00:07:08I'm not that bothered by TV either.
00:07:09I've focused now.
00:07:10Roberto, people have children.
00:07:12Yes, people.
00:07:13Well, we'll have to bring it up sometime, won't we?
00:07:15Don't you want to have a child with me?
00:07:16Oh, holy shit.
00:07:17Why did I even open my mouth, damn it?
00:07:20Very good honey.
00:07:21Well, since I see we're going to have it, I'm turning off the TV and going for a walk.
00:07:26It's very good.
00:07:27Let's see if I get excited about it.
00:07:29And by the way, the little nozzle is about to rise, huh?
00:07:32So stay tuned.
00:07:34But what little nozzle are you talking about?
00:07:37Let me through!
00:07:39I have to hang this on the balcony!
00:07:41But how can he kick us out like that?
00:07:42You need to give them advance notice.
00:07:44And what am I doing?
00:07:45What's wrong with you?
00:07:45He wants to kick us out.
00:07:46Who is selling the house.
00:07:47Oh, really?
00:07:48For how much?
00:07:49But aunt?
00:07:5045 million.
00:07:51It's because it has a lot of light.
00:07:55Okay, I'm interested, shell.
00:07:56I'll talk to the bank tomorrow and we'll get it going.
00:07:58Here, there's nothing left to hang.
00:08:00Come on!
00:08:01Thank you very much, huh?
00:08:02You are a true friend.
00:08:03Hey, but it's not with you.
00:08:04It's the perfect opportunity to expand my house.
00:08:06Because Roberto and I have space problems.
00:08:08No, we have space problems.
00:08:10Come on, you're going to leave us out on the street.
00:08:12But don't get angry.
00:08:13But what if it's Concha who wants to sell an apartment?
00:08:16Would you like to have a drink?
00:08:17Go to hell!
00:08:19They call us Ibas.
00:08:21I'm telling you, they're disgusting.
00:08:24Iñaki, how are you?
00:08:25I'm Mauri.
00:08:26What do you mean, Mauri?
00:08:28Hey, we dated for a year.
00:08:58Yeah.
00:09:00Joaquín, Joaquín was doing very well.
00:09:02But try to meet new people.
00:09:04It's pathetic to rely on old friendships.
00:09:05What do you know?
00:09:06I had wonderful friends.
00:09:08Joaquín, hello, I'm Mauri.
00:09:10Yes, listen, yes.
00:09:11We could go out for a drink.
00:09:14What happened?
00:09:15She said yes, very quickly.
00:09:16He was desperate.
00:09:18Another day without going out.
00:09:20Of course, Fernando was so handsome
00:09:21that they all seem insignificant to me.
00:09:24Jacob.
00:09:25Jacob.
00:09:26Well, Jacob was going bald
00:09:27And I haven't seen him for four years, huh?
00:09:29Come on.
00:09:30Go on, go to sleep.
00:09:31Before you do something stupid.
00:09:33What I do on the sofa
00:09:34You can't call it sleeping.
00:09:35With his back shattered.
00:09:37Look, here's a ribbon.
00:09:38And here's another one.
00:09:39Oh, Mauri, it was you!
00:09:40the one who insisted on sleeping here,
00:09:42Get into bed with me.
00:09:43It's a double room, there's room for both of us.
00:09:46Are you sure?
00:09:47Look, that's a very important step.
00:09:48in our relationship.
00:09:49What's the problem?
00:09:50We already know each other.
00:09:51I like women.
00:09:52You like men.
00:09:53I don't think anything is going to happen.
00:09:54How awful!
00:09:55We're going to show up at a wedding
00:09:57sharing beds without sex.
00:09:58Okay, do you want to sleep comfortably, yes or no?
00:10:01Yeah.
00:10:02Okay then.
00:10:03Hey, you don't snore, do you?
00:10:10Natalia, can I ask?
00:10:11What time is this?
00:10:12We were worried
00:10:13thinking that something had happened to you.
00:10:14But you were asleep.
00:10:15We were worried
00:10:16and that's it.
00:10:17Time for bed, we'll talk tomorrow.
00:10:19It's just that before I have
00:10:20I have some bad news to give you.
00:10:21Oh, God.
00:10:22Natalia, you'd better
00:10:23that you went
00:10:23with a footballer
00:10:24First division, huh?
00:10:25No, that's not it.
00:10:26Apparently,
00:10:27Lucia is going to buy it
00:10:27third B to Concha.
00:10:29Wow!
00:10:29Now you have a topic of conversation.
00:10:30for tonight.
00:10:31Damn, Natalia,
00:10:31Don't give us these scares
00:10:32I was fearing the worst.
00:10:34Worse than this, Juan?
00:10:34The dick is going to be made
00:10:36a penthouse of 180 square meters.
00:10:38Well, we'll have to see.
00:10:38if those walls can be torn down.
00:10:40Maybe they're cargo.
00:10:41No, Juan, no.
00:10:42That it will have two votes
00:10:43at the meetings.
00:10:44This wants to give
00:10:44a coup d'état
00:10:45in the building.
00:10:46We're losing power, aren't we, Juan?
00:10:47We lose power.
00:10:48So what do you want us to do?
00:10:49We have that floor
00:10:50that we buy it.
00:10:52We spoke with Concha
00:10:52and we improved the offer
00:10:54of the dick.
00:10:54But how do we get there?
00:10:55to buy another apartment
00:10:56if we're finished yet
00:10:57pay for this?
00:10:57And what are banks for?
00:10:59The money is being requested, Juan.
00:11:00Furthermore, we then rented it out.
00:11:01and it pays for itself.
00:11:02Well, the idea that it pays for itself...
00:11:04The real estate boom.
00:11:05Don't you get it?
00:11:06that you only read the sports section.
00:11:07Let's all shut up now.
00:11:08that some people get up early.
00:11:09And what do you say?
00:11:10And he's playing video games.
00:11:11But I need to concentrate.
00:11:13I'm going to talk to Concha
00:11:14And I'm going to tell him
00:11:15than the third least
00:11:16what we give.
00:11:17Dear,
00:11:18He'll probably be asleep by now.
00:11:19Well, I'll pick it up.
00:11:20and tomorrow morning,
00:11:21early in the morning,
00:11:22We are at the bank
00:11:23applying for the mortgage.
00:11:25Come on!
00:11:28Let's hope for the best.
00:11:29And they won't give it to us.
00:11:31How are you going to leave, Emilio?
00:11:32The video store isn't going to be
00:11:33The same without you.
00:11:34It's true.
00:11:35Who are we going to laugh at?
00:11:36So, who's going to steal from you?
00:11:37Do you like chewing gum?
00:11:37Was that you?
00:11:38And José,
00:11:38They take me a day
00:11:39some popcorn from the grill
00:11:40microwave.
00:11:40Dude, shut up.
00:11:41They're a couple of sons of bitches!
00:11:43Come on, Paquito,
00:11:44Give me a hug.
00:11:44Things get forgotten
00:11:45and the friendship remains.
00:11:46Come on.
00:11:50Come on,
00:11:50Don't tell him we're leaving.
00:11:51Dad,
00:11:51Don't take the pans with you.
00:11:52because they belong to Doña Paloma,
00:11:53who lent them to me.
00:11:54Pussy,
00:11:54You should have told me sooner.
00:11:55that I have washed them.
00:11:56I'll take them.
00:11:57Hey,
00:11:58You guys take me a little bit, right?
00:11:59And I'm so excited,
00:12:00you can't lift weight.
00:12:02Come on,
00:12:03that we don't have such a day.
00:12:16Where is your van?
00:12:17Which van?
00:12:18Let's go to the corner
00:12:19to take a taxi.
00:12:20Paquito,
00:12:20You call him
00:12:21that to my father
00:12:21They never stop him.
00:12:22What a hassle this move is.
00:12:23Emile,
00:12:24hang on a minute.
00:12:25I'd like to talk to you.
00:12:26Yes, Mr. Juan,
00:12:27if I was going to go up now
00:12:27to talk to you.
00:12:29So,
00:12:30You're leaving, aren't you?
00:12:31You've thought it through.
00:12:32If not either
00:12:33There was a lot to think about.
00:12:34I have never felt valued here.
00:12:35Emile,
00:12:36Don't say that.
00:12:37You are a person here.
00:12:38much loved by all.
00:12:39So,
00:12:39It needs to be proven.
00:12:40from time to time.
00:12:41I don't know,
00:12:41with an Emilio
00:12:42It's so nice in Valletta,
00:12:43Thank you for carrying my bag up.
00:12:44those little things that arrive
00:12:45one inside.
00:12:46Look,
00:12:47to prove it to you
00:12:47that we want
00:12:48that you continue to be part of it
00:12:49of this great family,
00:12:50we can study
00:12:51a special climb
00:12:52of your salary
00:12:52of 5%.
00:12:54Careful,
00:12:55We're talking
00:12:55almost 20 euros.
00:12:56Mr. John,
00:12:57Where am I going?
00:12:57They give me 950.
00:12:58Fuck,
00:12:59It's almost what I earn.
00:13:00But come on,
00:13:01that I to you
00:13:01I appreciate him very much
00:13:02And I with you
00:13:02I've learned a lot
00:13:03of life.
00:13:04You are a mirror
00:13:05where to look at oneself.
00:13:06Well,
00:13:06Well,
00:13:07come on,
00:13:07They hugged.
00:13:09And come and see us
00:13:10whenever you want,
00:13:11Hey?
00:13:14Mr. John,
00:13:14not anymore?
00:13:15Yeah,
00:13:16sorry.
00:13:17It had been a long time.
00:13:18that they didn't hug me.
00:13:19Juan,
00:13:20Juan,
00:13:21Let's go to the bank
00:13:22that I have called
00:13:23and he will receive us
00:13:24the director himself.
00:13:25Doña Paloma,
00:13:26I'm leaving now.
00:13:27Well,
00:13:27Well, see you later.
00:13:29Scab.
00:13:30Juan,
00:13:30goes.
00:13:31Me too
00:13:31I'm going to kick her out
00:13:32at least,
00:13:32Hey?
00:13:37Emilio,
00:13:38Emilio,
00:13:39wait.
00:13:41Weren't you leaving?
00:13:42to say goodbye to me?
00:13:43No,
00:13:43I was going to leave you
00:13:44a message
00:13:44on the mobile.
00:13:44It's just that I
00:13:45the farewells
00:13:45I don't like them.
00:13:46Me neither.
00:13:47So,
00:13:48Why did you come down?
00:13:49Fuck,
00:13:49Emilio,
00:13:49that maybe
00:13:50We won't see each other again.
00:13:51Come,
00:13:51She's exaggerating.
00:13:52Yes, I will keep coming
00:13:53from time to time around here.
00:13:54No,
00:13:54If I'm leaving too.
00:13:56Concha is going to sell the apartment
00:13:57and he kicks us out.
00:13:57Ah,
00:13:58Yeah?
00:13:58What a bummer!
00:13:59What are you going to do?
00:14:00Don't know.
00:14:04Well,
00:14:05bye bye.
00:14:07Give me a kiss,
00:14:08No?
00:14:09Yeah,
00:14:09but without a language,
00:14:10that I am getting married now.
00:14:12The cheek,
00:14:13asshole.
00:14:19Well,
00:14:20Well, nothing.
00:14:20I hope everything goes well for you.
00:14:22I hope you are very happy
00:14:23and all that stuff,
00:14:24Okay?
00:14:24You too.
00:14:27Take my picture from the thousand
00:14:28And you can keep it.
00:14:28which makes me excited
00:14:29that you have it.
00:14:32Thank you.
00:14:33What's happening,
00:14:34What don't you like?
00:14:35It's just weird.
00:14:37Hey,
00:14:37If you don't like it,
00:14:38You see,
00:14:38I'll take it.
00:14:39No,
00:14:39if that's what happens
00:14:40It's because of short hair
00:14:41It doesn't suit you.
00:14:42Hey,
00:14:42don't throw it away,
00:14:43that I know you
00:14:43And you were capable
00:14:44to keep it for the frame.
00:14:45Go away now.
00:14:47Emilio,
00:14:48Pussy,
00:14:49that the taxi
00:14:49It's not going to stick
00:14:50a fine nail.
00:14:51Dad,
00:14:51I'm saying goodbye.
00:14:52Fuck,
00:14:53What a drama!
00:14:54It's not like you're going to Iraq.
00:14:55Hey,
00:14:55I'm going to get the move.
00:14:56who left you behind,
00:14:57Hey?
00:14:57Come on,
00:14:57Let's go now.
00:14:58Come,
00:14:58come here.
00:15:00Goodbye, Bethlehem.
00:15:19Yeah,
00:15:19hang on a minute,
00:15:20Now it's on.
00:15:21Mauri,
00:15:21It's Fernando!
00:15:22Tell him I'm not his son,
00:15:23I mean,
00:15:23I'll call you later.
00:15:24Mauri,
00:15:24He's been calling you for three days.
00:15:25I need to step out for a moment,
00:15:26I'll call him later.
00:15:27Now that we've cut
00:15:27He calls me every day.
00:15:28Are you okay?
00:15:29No.
00:15:31Say,
00:15:31Yeah.
00:15:34Well, you've heard it now.
00:15:36No,
00:15:36don't worry,
00:15:37no one has been met.
00:15:38He woke up acting really strange.
00:15:41Something terrible has happened to me
00:15:42I have to tell someone.
00:15:44Lucia is in the bathroom.
00:15:45We're going to go
00:15:46to ask for a loan from the bank.
00:15:47No,
00:15:47No,
00:15:47This is a man's thing.
00:15:49Ah,
00:15:49Have you thought about me yet?
00:15:50Yeah.
00:15:51I slept last night
00:15:51with Bea in bed.
00:15:53In a gay and lesbian way,
00:15:54each in their place.
00:15:55I mean,
00:15:55What is true?
00:15:56Bea is a lesbian.
00:15:56Hey,
00:15:57Yeah,
00:15:57But it doesn't matter,
00:15:58You listen.
00:15:58No,
00:15:59It won't make a difference.
00:15:59It won't matter to you,
00:16:00who slept with my girlfriend,
00:16:01He wanted to brush her off.
00:16:02Yes,
00:16:03But we're talking about me,
00:16:04Listen to me,
00:16:05Listen to me,
00:16:06we slept together
00:16:07as friends
00:16:08and two minutes later
00:16:09to get into bed
00:16:13I had an erection.
00:16:16AND?
00:16:16Okay,
00:16:17I get into bed
00:16:18with a woman
00:16:19and I'm going
00:16:19and I have an erection.
00:16:20That's normal.
00:16:20It happens to me too.
00:16:21Not me,
00:16:22Not me,
00:16:22Because I'm gay.
00:16:23Well,
00:16:23Let's see,
00:16:24don't worry,
00:16:24don't worry,
00:16:25don't worry.
00:16:26What type of erection?
00:16:27Are we talking?
00:16:28Half up to
00:16:28or even the whole thing?
00:16:29Halfway through,
00:16:30until completely,
00:16:31It has been a small movement,
00:16:33a preview,
00:16:35like an orchestra tuning up,
00:16:37that you already notice
00:16:38Something's going to play there.
00:16:40Already,
00:16:41already,
00:16:41The same has been true
00:16:41a reflex action,
00:16:42like when the doctor
00:16:43It hits you on the knee.
00:16:44No,
00:16:45no,
00:16:45no,
00:16:45no,
00:16:45that it's not a reflex action at all,
00:16:46This is very serious.
00:16:47Roberto,
00:16:48what I do?
00:16:49Let's see,
00:16:50Have you never slept together?
00:16:50with a woman?
00:16:51No.
00:16:53Maybe you're heterosexual.
00:16:54Oh,
00:16:55God,
00:16:55that I like men,
00:16:56there's no comparison,
00:16:57But why does he have me?
00:16:57Why is this happening to me?
00:16:58Let's see,
00:16:59let's see,
00:17:00What you have to do
00:17:01It's like going back to sleep with Bea.
00:17:02Yeah.
00:17:03And if you have another lesson,
00:17:04that?
00:17:04Well, kid,
00:17:05Keep going.
00:17:05So, are we in?
00:17:07Oh, no,
00:17:07that Bea is a lesbian.
00:17:08Even if it wasn't.
00:17:09Well,
00:17:10It's because I'm looking for something.
00:17:10Hello,
00:17:11Mauri.
00:17:12How are you?
00:17:12What's up?
00:17:13Well, that's it.
00:17:14This is for men.
00:17:15Yeah,
00:17:15But I was already leaving,
00:17:15Hey?
00:17:16See you later.
00:17:16See you later.
00:17:17Hey,
00:17:17Mauri,
00:17:18Why are you looking at him?
00:17:19Lucia's low-cut neckline?
00:17:20Cut yourself a little,
00:17:21No?
00:17:23Oh well,
00:17:24what's happening?
00:17:25What are you on about?
00:17:26Hey,
00:17:26Lucia,
00:17:27I've been told that Bea
00:17:28I was behind you.
00:17:29Well, I told you so.
00:17:30go on,
00:17:30come on,
00:17:30let's go,
00:17:31that they have to give me
00:17:3140 million in the bank.
00:17:35Peaceful,
00:17:35I'm fine.
00:17:37Well, I'd be a goalkeeper.
00:17:38I would take an undocumented immigrant.
00:17:39because they come with studies
00:17:40and you pay them next to nothing.
00:17:41You're such a donkey, aren't you?
00:17:42How can you say that?
00:17:43Business owners do it,
00:17:44We're not going to do it.
00:17:46Besides,
00:17:46that maybe
00:17:47He doesn't speak our language.
00:17:48What Emilio was talking about
00:17:49Nor can it be considered
00:17:50in our language.
00:17:52Are you serious?
00:17:52about buying that apartment?
00:17:54Are we going to get involved?
00:17:54Is it under construction again?
00:17:55Periño,
00:17:56You'll see how beautiful it is!
00:17:56We'll have the attic left.
00:17:57Hey?
00:17:58Oh,
00:17:58shell,
00:17:59look,
00:17:59We're going to the bank,
00:18:00So if you want
00:18:00tomorrow
00:18:01We arranged to meet with the notary.
00:18:03I'm sorry,
00:18:03But I have another buyer.
00:18:05that has improved your offer.
00:18:06Who?
00:18:07Paloma gives him 46 million.
00:18:08Oh well,
00:18:09And where is he going to get it from?
00:18:09That woman, the money?
00:18:10That's her problem.
00:18:12As long as he pays me...
00:18:13Paloma doesn't want the apartment,
00:18:13come on,
00:18:14He just wants to annoy me.
00:18:15Well,
00:18:15then it's no longer necessary
00:18:16go to the bank.
00:18:16No,
00:18:17I'll give you 47 million.
00:18:18That's what I'm saying,
00:18:19Let's go,
00:18:19who are waiting for us,
00:18:20clear.
00:18:20But no less
00:18:20That's going to be the price.
00:18:21I know Paloma.
00:18:22No no,
00:18:23tomorrow for 47
00:18:24We signed.
00:18:25Just wait until he finds out
00:18:26the president.
00:18:28I think it's a bit expensive.
00:18:2947 million for Paloma the whore.
00:18:31Thrown away.
00:18:32This girl always looks so cute.
00:18:34This is a bargain.
00:18:35If I had known,
00:18:36I'll sell the apartment first.
00:18:38Ah,
00:18:38that you are going to sell
00:18:39the third.
00:18:41What do you want?
00:18:4248 million,
00:18:43Are you interested?
00:18:44Well, maybe so.
00:18:46Vicenta,
00:18:47We're going to sell ours.
00:18:48that this is like
00:18:48the bar's slot machine.
00:18:49We must take advantage
00:18:50when it's hot.
00:18:52Good,
00:18:52You want to finance
00:18:53100% of the housing
00:18:55and at their age
00:18:56the limit of years
00:18:57for the mortgage...
00:18:58In short.
00:18:59Are they going to give us the money?
00:19:00No.
00:19:01Oh well,
00:19:02This is a scandal.
00:19:04Juan,
00:19:04We cancelled the account.
00:19:05The funds and everything, huh?
00:19:06Look,
00:19:06You already have a mortgage,
00:19:08a personal loan
00:19:08and car financing.
00:19:10All supported
00:19:11for a single payroll
00:19:12which, in short,
00:19:12it is what it is.
00:19:13Well, that's it.
00:19:14At least we tried.
00:19:15Well,
00:19:16I work too.
00:19:17That changes things.
00:19:18Are you self-employed?
00:19:20Or do they have a payroll?
00:19:21Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:19:22Everything, everything, everything.
00:19:23I am self-employed,
00:19:24I have a payslip,
00:19:24I have a contract,
00:19:25social security,
00:19:26everything legal and compliant.
00:19:27Well, bring the payroll.
00:19:28or whatever they have
00:19:29and the credit
00:19:30It is granted within 24 hours.
00:19:32Well, you'll have it here tomorrow.
00:19:33Let's go, Juan.
00:19:34I am very unhappy
00:19:35about the treatment we have received.
00:19:36Come on, man, please.
00:19:37I am the president
00:19:38of the community.
00:19:39My husband has influence.
00:19:40A call
00:19:41and within a minute
00:19:42You are at the window
00:19:43ringing the doorbell
00:19:44to open the door.
00:19:45Tira, Juan.
00:19:46Who does he think he is?
00:19:49Pigeon,
00:19:49Do you mean to tell me
00:19:50How are you going to get
00:19:51A payroll for tomorrow?
00:19:52Working.
00:19:53If capable people like me
00:19:54It's needed everywhere.
00:19:56Well,
00:19:56Don't be offended,
00:19:57But without a resume?
00:19:58Pregnant at your age?
00:19:59Well, they're lying.
00:20:00Juan,
00:20:01that life sometimes
00:20:01You have to lie.
00:20:02Or am I not allowed in?
00:20:03for a 39-year-old?
00:20:05Man.
00:20:07Raisins,
00:20:08raisins.
00:20:08Now this is a community
00:20:09as God intended.
00:20:10We've taken a leap
00:20:11quality.
00:20:12Of course, Dad,
00:20:12This is like signing someone up
00:20:13for Madrid.
00:20:14Now I am a galactic
00:20:14of the goalkeepers.
00:20:15The rich
00:20:16They sure know how to do it.
00:20:17Wow, what a website.
00:20:18You're going to skip washing up.
00:20:19Come on, come on.
00:20:20Come outside
00:20:20that no neighbor sees
00:20:21that is obeyed
00:20:22to another social extraction.
00:20:22Strip.
00:20:23You're welcome, okay?
00:20:23Oh man.
00:20:24Good afternoon.
00:20:25Emilio Delgado, right?
00:20:26Yeah.
00:20:27I am Almudena Moedano,
00:20:28the president of the community.
00:20:29Fuck,
00:20:30even in this
00:20:30We've come out on top.
00:20:32Delighted.
00:20:32This gentleman is Mariano,
00:20:33my father.
00:20:34I'm sorry I can't shake your hand,
00:20:35I'm carrying the pans,
00:20:36the change.
00:20:37They are my only family,
00:20:38suffered a stroke,
00:20:39That's why I see you like this.
00:20:40But I feel sorry for them.
00:20:40to leave him in a nursing home.
00:20:47Top-notch pints?
00:20:49Yes, yes.
00:20:49Refined people,
00:20:50all high-end.
00:20:51This is your job.
00:20:53Here are the cameras
00:20:54surveillance
00:20:55and the intercom
00:20:55to contact
00:20:56with the houses.
00:20:58Do you have knowledge?
00:20:58Office software?
00:20:59No.
00:21:00And God said no more,
00:21:01That's my only weakness.
00:21:01No, he knows.
00:21:02operating computers.
00:21:03Ah, yes, yes, yes.
00:21:04Of course, that's true.
00:21:05But come on,
00:21:05that if he tells me
00:21:06Where is the mop?
00:21:07and the cube
00:21:07to get my bearings.
00:21:08Oh, no.
00:21:08You don't have to clean here.
00:21:10We already have an agreement
00:21:11an external cleaning service.
00:21:13What I expect from you
00:21:14He is a discreet concierge
00:21:16and that will be provided
00:21:17exquisite service
00:21:18to our neighbors.
00:21:19That's our specialty.
00:21:21lady.
00:21:22Well then,
00:21:23We will sign the contract tomorrow.
00:21:25and if you need anything
00:21:26contact me
00:21:27through the intercom.
00:21:28My apartment is number eight H.
00:21:30OK.
00:21:30Ah,
00:21:31and put on the uniform.
00:21:33Yeah.
00:21:34Oh well,
00:21:35What a bargain!
00:21:35Now I'm like a member of parliament,
00:21:36I just have to sit down
00:21:37in the seat
00:21:38and give it a button.
00:21:39How is the president?
00:21:40That would be something!
00:21:41a proper gold digger.
00:21:43Dad,
00:21:43Don't be a fool
00:21:44You'd do it to me, huh?
00:21:44If he even has a face
00:21:45divorced
00:21:46that he can't handle it.
00:21:47Have you seen with what lust
00:21:49Was he looking at me?
00:21:49Listen,
00:21:50We're working here, huh?
00:21:51With the neighbors
00:21:51no relationships.
00:21:52What about you and Belén?
00:21:53But Dad,
00:21:54It's not the same thing.
00:21:54I had a chance.
00:21:55What's happening?
00:21:56That no woman
00:21:56Can you notice me?
00:21:57No, come on,
00:21:58Go unpack your suitcase
00:21:59that I have to introduce myself.
00:22:00Hey,
00:22:00football can be shown here.
00:22:01¡Tale tiquito, coño!
00:22:02You've really messed things up.
00:22:07Yeah?
00:22:10Hello, Mr. Ernesto.
00:22:11I am Emilio Delgado,
00:22:12new council.
00:22:13I just wanted to say hello.
00:22:14and wish you a good day.
00:22:16Thank you very much, huh?
00:22:17Thank you.
00:22:18Well, there are 66 neighbors.
00:22:19Fuck,
00:22:19you have to suck up to him
00:22:20to everyone.
00:22:21Come on, shoot already.
00:22:22Are you less intelligent?
00:22:23A dinghy?
00:22:24Goodbye, enlightened one.
00:22:27Look,
00:22:28sales director,
00:22:29demonstrable experience
00:22:30five years old,
00:22:32English is essential.
00:22:33This position
00:22:33It's made for me.
00:22:35Access, Excel, BOR.
00:22:37Wow, what a name.
00:22:37This is an American company, isn't it?
00:22:39They're computer programs, honey.
00:22:40Well,
00:22:41then I pick up the child
00:22:42and he keeps me up to date.
00:22:43Besides,
00:22:43He has to forge me
00:22:44a title with the printer.
00:22:46Do you see it?
00:22:47The best opportunity
00:22:48and right next to my house.
00:22:50Fuck,
00:22:50They give out mortgages pretty quickly, don't they?
00:22:52Clear,
00:22:52They have it all figured out.
00:22:53That way you don't have enough time
00:22:54to regret it.
00:22:55Man,
00:22:56Look who's here.
00:22:57I see a butt, Mrs.
00:22:57I want ass.
00:22:58Oh, beautiful.
00:22:59If it is at this moment
00:23:00when it is demonstrated
00:23:01who really has it
00:23:02class and money.
00:23:03Third B
00:23:04I'll keep it.
00:23:05and that's it.
00:23:07Well, Paloma,
00:23:08look,
00:23:08I'm sorry to tell you
00:23:09as I have offered
00:23:10more money for Concha,
00:23:11He's selling the apartment to me.
00:23:12Well,
00:23:12to us, darling.
00:23:14Sorry,
00:23:14But Concha and I
00:23:15We are friends
00:23:16and in this building
00:23:17We are people of our word.
00:23:19What are you laughing at?
00:23:20No,
00:23:20the one from the bank
00:23:21that he told me
00:23:22a joke about Palazzo Fijo
00:23:23and now he was beating me.
00:23:24Well,
00:23:24I brought it.
00:23:25Yes, yes,
00:23:26I think this is better
00:23:26that you discuss it among yourselves.
00:23:28Wait, Juan, wait.
00:23:29Shell,
00:23:30Shell,
00:23:30Tell the girl here
00:23:33to Isabel.
00:23:35Do you see it?
00:23:35I was telling you...
00:23:36What do you mean, Isabel?
00:23:37It gives me 48 million.
00:23:39Well, Concha,
00:23:39We had already arrived
00:23:40to an agreement.
00:23:41Don't pay any attention to the herbs.
00:23:42that goes up to here
00:23:43from Guaraná.
00:23:44And why do you want another apartment?
00:23:45Because I want to have
00:23:46my own space
00:23:47and because I have some money saved up
00:23:49And because I have to give you
00:23:51I don't need explanations from you.
00:23:52Okay, let's see, Concha,
00:23:53I already have the mortgage.
00:23:54Are you going to pay me?
00:23:54Cancellation fees?
00:23:55And me too.
00:23:56And I've asked for 60 million
00:23:57to carry out the reform.
00:23:59Well, you start
00:24:00for renovating your house
00:24:00that he needs most.
00:24:01Oh, sorry,
00:24:03My apartment is like something out of a magazine.
00:24:04for decoration.
00:24:05Okay, okay,
00:24:06Let's do one thing
00:24:07because I don't want to
00:24:09that you fight.
00:24:10The first one that arrives tomorrow
00:24:11with 50 million
00:24:13and the notary
00:24:14The apartment stays.
00:24:15Ah, it's already gone up
00:24:16another two kilos.
00:24:17Mr. Cuesta.
00:24:17What happens now?
00:24:18That it's no longer necessary
00:24:19They need to find a goalkeeper.
00:24:20Because?
00:24:20What happened?
00:24:21Nothing,
00:24:22that she has in front of her.
00:24:24Sorry?
00:24:24Chan, chan, chan, chan, chan, chan.
00:24:27No!
00:24:35So, what do you think?
00:24:36Does it excite you or not?
00:24:37But how is that going to excite me?
00:24:38What if you can't see anything?
00:24:39Do you record your movies?
00:24:40coded porn?
00:24:42Yes, you can see it, man.
00:24:43Focus on one point,
00:24:44You'll see.
00:24:46Look, don't you see there?
00:24:46the butt sticking out?
00:24:47But whose ass?
00:24:49Okay, now there's a moment
00:24:50in which it is decoded,
00:24:51don't worry.
00:24:53There, look, look, look, look.
00:24:55Have you seen it?
00:24:56Who have you noticed?
00:24:56In the uncle or in the aunt?
00:24:57Nothing is visible on anyone.
00:24:58Look, I'm like this
00:24:59I'm not going to find out.
00:24:59Damn, man.
00:25:01Wait, I'll get a magazine
00:25:02that I have saved
00:25:03from my younger years.
00:25:04You'll see what a woman she is.
00:25:05No silicone or anything.
00:25:06From the old days.
00:25:07No, Roberto, leave it.
00:25:08Yes, it's not necessary.
00:25:09Really, yes.
00:25:09It's crystal clear
00:25:10that I don't like women.
00:25:12The thing is, I've been carrying
00:25:13almost three months
00:25:13mandatory celibacy
00:25:15And of course,
00:25:15there is a moment
00:25:16that the body reveals itself
00:25:17and no longer distinguishes
00:25:18and in the end
00:25:19I think they do it now.
00:25:21No, Dad,
00:25:22that I don't want to go back
00:25:22to work with you.
00:25:23I'm just asking you
00:25:24three million.
00:25:26Well, no, no.
00:25:27Roberto is not involved with drugs.
00:25:28We want to buy
00:25:29the apartment across the hall.
00:25:31Already.
00:25:32Well, Dad, that's all.
00:25:33I'll see.
00:25:34Where do I get it from, huh?
00:25:35Come on, a little kiss.
00:25:36Mauri, what are you doing?
00:25:37Wait,
00:25:37I'm starting to see something.
00:25:38Are you watching
00:25:39a coded porn movie?
00:25:40Ask your boyfriend
00:25:41who is sick.
00:25:42Look,
00:25:431989 harvest
00:25:45These are two real tits.
00:25:46Look at this mor...
00:25:48Hello darling.
00:25:49Look what Mauri brought me.
00:25:51He's writing an article
00:25:52about the woman of the 80s
00:25:53with the sports thing and...
00:25:55Ah, very good.
00:25:57Well, that's it.
00:25:57I'm going to the bedroom.
00:25:58Do you want me to let you have it again?
00:25:59in the false bottom
00:26:00from the sock drawer?
00:26:02No no.
00:26:03I'll take it.
00:26:07Wow, what a catch, right?
00:26:09No way?
00:26:09I'm using this one as bait.
00:26:11You don't know the good ones.
00:26:11Where are they?
00:26:12Take,
00:26:13Take it with you.
00:26:13You glance at me
00:26:14and let's see what happens.
00:26:15No, Roberto,
00:26:16which is not necessary.
00:26:17If what I need
00:26:18He's another boyfriend
00:26:19as soon as possible.
00:26:20I'm going to tell Peña
00:26:21that we cannot continue
00:26:22sleeping together
00:26:22And that's that.
00:26:23No way, man.
00:26:24Take advantage of the time when she's asleep
00:26:25and get your hands on it.
00:26:26Let's see what happens.
00:26:27Well, under the ones in the attic
00:26:28You don't need any more.
00:26:30Another bait?
00:26:31No,
00:26:32Those are the good ones.
00:26:35Ah, Mauri,
00:26:36I wanted to tell you something.
00:26:37Me too.
00:26:38Look,
00:26:39I've been thinking
00:26:40This whole sleeping together thing
00:26:41It's not a good idea.
00:26:43I slept terribly today.
00:26:44I really like to move around.
00:26:45when I sleep
00:26:46and with you by my side
00:26:47Well, I feel self-conscious.
00:26:48Besides,
00:26:49when breathing
00:26:49You make a little noise
00:26:50which isn't quite a snore
00:26:51but it ends up driving me a little crazy.
00:26:53Already,
00:26:54Well, it seems to me
00:26:54that today too
00:26:55You're going to have to sleep with me.
00:26:56Because?
00:26:57Salva called me.
00:26:58my brother,
00:26:59the one who lives in Rome,
00:26:59who is passing through
00:27:00and he would like to sleep here
00:27:01because it's been a long time
00:27:02that we don't see each other.
00:27:03It's only tonight.
00:27:04You don't mind, do you?
00:27:05He's leaving for Mozambique tomorrow.
00:27:06Unclear.
00:27:07But why don't you sleep together?
00:27:09And I'm supposed to stay on the sofa?
00:27:10Is that how you talk?
00:27:11Because I told him
00:27:12that I live with my partner.
00:27:13Come on,
00:27:14that you and I are boyfriend and girlfriend.
00:27:15Just like in my family
00:27:16Nobody knows anything about my situation,
00:27:17well...
00:27:17Not your brother either?
00:27:18He's just not going to understand.
00:27:20Look,
00:27:20gay things
00:27:21I'm putting them in
00:27:22in this box, huh?
00:27:23Bea,
00:27:23what it means to be a lesbian
00:27:24It is not a disease
00:27:25not a crime.
00:27:26Besides,
00:27:26How old is your brother?
00:27:2735.
00:27:2835 years old?
00:27:29Our age?
00:27:30Did he grow up with the mamachichas?
00:27:31And is he immune to shock?
00:27:33I would be like that.
00:27:34Besides,
00:27:34He is a man of the world.
00:27:35Tomorrow he's going to Africa.
00:27:36If you like,
00:27:36I'm telling you.
00:27:37Mauri,
00:27:37no.
00:27:38But how could he not understand?
00:27:39Are you a lesbian?
00:27:43Hello,
00:27:43hello good.
00:27:44Thank you,
00:27:44We already have calendars.
00:27:46Look,
00:27:46I think if you tell him
00:27:47With love...
00:27:48Let's see,
00:27:48He sees that it is safe.
00:27:50He is a priest.
00:27:51That your brother is a priest.
00:27:53Clear,
00:27:54Africa,
00:27:55Rome...
00:27:55Do you want to open it now?
00:27:56Go,
00:27:57go,
00:27:57go,
00:27:57go.
00:28:00My son,
00:28:01He is not a Christian
00:28:02treat like that
00:28:02to whoever knocks on your door.
00:28:03I'm sorry,
00:28:04father,
00:28:04I didn't want to go.
00:28:05What a joke!
00:28:06man!
00:28:07Come on, give me that hug,
00:28:08Mauri.
00:28:10With desire
00:28:11that I had
00:28:12to meet you.
00:28:12You're the first boyfriend
00:28:14which introduces us to Bea.
00:28:15Yeah.
00:28:16Love
00:28:17that when it arrives,
00:28:18arrives.
00:28:18I don't know,
00:28:25But I don't see you.
00:28:27Go on,
00:28:27Hang up your keys
00:28:28of the pants
00:28:28Let's see if it improves.
00:28:30But these keys
00:28:30that open.
00:28:31Nobody knows,
00:28:32but they are part
00:28:32of the uniform.
00:28:33Oh, really?
00:28:34Nativity scene,
00:28:35the letters
00:28:36We want them in hand.
00:28:37And the trash
00:28:37We have to take it out
00:28:38from 9pm to midnight.
00:28:39And wash the buckets
00:28:40inside every day
00:28:41that if they don't smell.
00:28:42All windows
00:28:43from the patio
00:28:43and from the balconies
00:28:44You have to clean them,
00:28:46which are common elements.
00:28:47But Emilio
00:28:47I did all that.
00:28:48And more things
00:28:49that we will tell you.
00:28:50When you find out
00:28:51from some gossip
00:28:52It has to be said.
00:28:53And if you don't invent it
00:28:54because it's a creative job.
00:28:56Exact.
00:28:57Don't be overconfident
00:28:57that you are on probation.
00:28:58Thank you so much.
00:28:59Thank you
00:29:00this opportunity
00:29:00that they offer me.
00:29:01I'm
00:29:03moved.
00:29:06I mean,
00:29:07that I throw them
00:29:08above
00:29:09and you're putting one in my face
00:29:10in the goal.
00:29:11You do it
00:29:11to annoy me.
00:29:12Tell him to shut up.
00:29:13Juan,
00:29:14You haven't spoken to him
00:29:15salary, right?
00:29:16We pay you less
00:29:17who is an intern.
00:29:18Oops!
00:29:18The president
00:29:19and the intern.
00:29:20There's going to be trouble here.
00:29:21That's it
00:29:22the marchioness
00:29:22from chinchón.
00:29:23Oops!
00:29:24I have to go
00:29:24I have an interview.
00:29:25An interview?
00:29:26About what?
00:29:27It's because Paloma
00:29:28wants to get
00:29:28to work.
00:29:34What are you doing here?
00:29:35Don't you have anything?
00:29:36What should we do?
00:29:36Well,
00:29:37It's that until now
00:29:37Emilio always
00:29:38he invited me
00:29:39a hamburger.
00:29:39And we talked
00:29:40of our things.
00:29:41Already.
00:29:41It doesn't work.
00:29:42Long.
00:29:43Well,
00:29:43We had to try.
00:29:45Nativity scene,
00:29:45Can we know?
00:29:46what are you doing?
00:29:46Well, I'll have to make a living.
00:29:47Alice.
00:29:48But this is serious.
00:29:48Are you going to work?
00:29:49as a goalkeeper?
00:29:50It's pathetic.
00:29:51I don't have a job.
00:29:52I don't have a home.
00:29:53So in the meantime
00:29:54I take a drink and come in here.
00:29:55No,
00:29:55if swallow,
00:29:55You're going to swallow
00:29:56yours.
00:29:57But I believed
00:29:57that we weren't going
00:29:58to live together
00:29:59to another house.
00:29:59Yeah,
00:30:00clear.
00:30:00And I'm still paying you
00:30:01I pay the rent,
00:30:01No?
00:30:02Nativity scene,
00:30:02Fame comes at a price.
00:30:03It's not something
00:30:03that is achieved
00:30:04overnight.
00:30:05Alice,
00:30:05that you are 30 years old
00:30:06And you haven't done anything.
00:30:07That your artistic career
00:30:08It's an advertisement
00:30:09of sausages.
00:30:10That you're not liked,
00:30:11You have no talent.
00:30:12But what if they haven't caught you?
00:30:12not even on Big Brother.
00:30:14Look,
00:30:14if you were to succeed
00:30:15You would have already done it.
00:30:16So don't be fooled
00:30:17and think a little bit
00:30:18What are you going to do?
00:30:18with your life.
00:30:20Well,
00:30:21you two
00:30:21You are friends,
00:30:22No?
00:30:27Equal
00:30:27I went a little overboard.
00:30:30But the thing is
00:30:30I want to help you.
00:30:32I don't know,
00:30:32with what you've told me
00:30:33I've realized
00:30:33of one thing.
00:30:34The truth hurts,
00:30:35But it helps.
00:30:36You're so envious of me,
00:30:37Hey?
00:30:37As?
00:30:38I'm going to tell you
00:30:39One thing, Belén.
00:30:39When they give me the Goya
00:30:40I don't think about you
00:30:41mention in my speech.
00:30:42You've screwed up.
00:30:43But it's okay.
00:30:44But Alice,
00:30:45Where are you going?
00:30:46Come here with me
00:30:47a few days.
00:30:49Don't worry,
00:30:50I'll find someone else.
00:30:51I'm not that desperate.
00:30:52Paco lives alone.
00:30:52I'm sure you'll be with me.
00:30:53wants to share.
00:30:54Paco,
00:30:56Do you believe it?
00:30:56that with the amount
00:30:57of people I know
00:30:58I'm going to end up living
00:30:58with the dependent
00:30:59from a video rental store?
00:31:00You don't know me very well.
00:31:02José Miguel,
00:31:03I've taken inventory
00:31:03And there's a shortage of chocolate bars too.
00:31:05Hello, Paco.
00:31:07How are you?
00:31:08Hello.
00:31:14Good morning,
00:31:15How are you?
00:31:19What a beautiful day it is!
00:31:20Hey?
00:31:20What goes to market?
00:31:21Pilates.
00:31:23Well, that's it.
00:31:23as a souvenir.
00:31:24He didn't even look at me.
00:31:25I'm going to have to get on
00:31:26a reflective vest.
00:31:27Emilio, darling.
00:31:28Hello,
00:31:29how are you?
00:31:30Good, good, good.
00:31:32What a pleasure!
00:31:32have someone guide you
00:31:33The word, of course.
00:31:34Here with so many listings
00:31:34They're all snobs.
00:31:36But you look gorgeous, darling.
00:31:37Yeah.
00:31:37Look, Antonio,
00:31:38Do you want to give Emilio a little kiss?
00:31:40Clear,
00:31:40Then your child arrives
00:31:41and gives you all his love
00:31:42and your sorrows disappear.
00:31:43Hey,
00:31:44Let's see if he's afraid of the knob.
00:31:45Perhaps it reminds you
00:31:46to the bad guy of the worthy one.
00:31:46You have to give it time.
00:31:47He's just shy.
00:31:48and also,
00:31:48because it was so close
00:31:49to his stepfather...
00:31:50Yes, of course,
00:31:50that the child has a cocoa
00:31:51He's going to end up calling me dad
00:31:52even Madonna's clown.
00:31:53But don't worry,
00:31:54because from now on
00:31:55You'll be able to be with him
00:31:56For as long as you want.
00:31:57Oh, really?
00:31:58Yeah.
00:31:58I'm divorced!
00:32:00Can we get married?
00:32:00Whenever we want, Emilio.
00:32:02Ah, that's very good,
00:32:02But it needs to be organized
00:32:03on Sunday,
00:32:03every day I have free time.
00:32:04But if you have 15 days
00:32:05on vacation by law...
00:32:06Oh, really?
00:32:07Yeah.
00:32:07Damn, let's get married already!
00:32:09Summer is almost here.
00:32:10Did he tell you?
00:32:11You remind me of me
00:32:12Much to Ursula Andrés?
00:32:14And so it was
00:32:14like a Scandinavian beauty.
00:32:16Well, my whole family
00:32:17He's from León.
00:32:18Well,
00:32:19but Mexico
00:32:19Bonds were issued
00:32:20everywhere,
00:32:21leaving no hypothesis.
00:32:23Yes indeed,
00:32:23to my father
00:32:24We didn't take her on our honeymoon
00:32:25what if I just leave it here?
00:32:25It's devastating.
00:32:26Hello, Mrs. Almudena.
00:32:30Emilio,
00:32:30Tell your father
00:32:31that he doesn't stroll around
00:32:31through the building,
00:32:32that creates unease
00:32:34among the neighbors
00:32:35and that he doesn't play
00:32:36with the monitors.
00:32:37Excuse me,
00:32:38It's that last year
00:32:39He wanted to learn to swim,
00:32:40clear,
00:32:40He swallowed a lot of chlorine
00:32:41in the pool
00:32:41and that has left him
00:32:42an irreversible sequel,
00:32:43But don't worry
00:32:43that will not happen again.
00:32:44Well, I hope so.
00:32:46What did he tell you?
00:32:47I've got her crazy about me, huh?
00:32:48Crazy girl,
00:32:49Go on, jump there already.
00:32:50This is already happening today...
00:32:51It's bad.
00:32:54I'm just amazed.
00:32:55come on,
00:32:55What would they want it for?
00:32:56Those two, the floor?
00:32:57They're so jealous of me
00:32:58that they can't handle her.
00:32:59And why don't we move on?
00:33:00on the topic
00:33:00And can we stop with the fuss?
00:33:01Let them keep it.
00:33:02if it doesn't make us either
00:33:03so much needed.
00:33:03No,
00:33:03which I'm very excited about.
00:33:05Imagine the bedroom
00:33:05that we might be left with,
00:33:07Hey?
00:33:07And the whole room
00:33:08Everything for your study.
00:33:09Already,
00:33:10But these people
00:33:10He's going to end up throwing us out.
00:33:11through the elevator shaft.
00:33:12Let's see,
00:33:13Tomorrow they're giving us 47 million,
00:33:14I'm missing three...
00:33:16Oh,
00:33:16And where can I get them?
00:33:17Well, I don't know.
00:33:18Dear,
00:33:19Didn't you have
00:33:20a little money saved
00:33:20in your account?
00:33:21Hey?
00:33:22No,
00:33:23I mean,
00:33:23Yeah,
00:33:24But come on,
00:33:24which is for an emergency,
00:33:26change car,
00:33:26I don't know,
00:33:27come on,
00:33:27important things.
00:33:28It won't work.
00:33:28If only a little help.
00:33:29Oh,
00:33:29my love,
00:33:30I pay the mortgage
00:33:30And you don't lose money,
00:33:32You invest it.
00:33:32Already,
00:33:33But I'm more of a spender.
00:33:34Doesn't it excite you?
00:33:35It would be a place to live for life.
00:33:38Yeah,
00:33:38for children
00:33:39and all that,
00:33:40No?
00:33:40Yeah.
00:33:41Come on,
00:33:41I'm going to call the notary.
00:33:42and tomorrow,
00:33:43early in the morning,
00:33:44We took out the money
00:33:44and we signed.
00:33:48This then becomes tax-deductible.
00:33:49No?
00:33:55Pigeon,
00:33:56The truth is that you have
00:33:57an impressive resume,
00:33:58From what I can see
00:33:59He has worked hard
00:33:59abroad.
00:34:00Mostly in Germany
00:34:01and in the United States.
00:34:03It says so here,
00:34:04reviving companies in the sector.
00:34:05The thing is, now
00:34:06I want to be a prophet in my own land.
00:34:08My family no longer knows
00:34:09what language does he speak?
00:34:11Look,
00:34:11We are looking for
00:34:12a chief financial officer
00:34:13expert in international markets.
00:34:15Asset diversification,
00:34:16currency fluctuations,
00:34:17cash flow optimization.
00:34:18Yeah,
00:34:19come on,
00:34:19what I've always done.
00:34:20I guarantee results.
00:34:21You sign the contract for me
00:34:23And me tomorrow.
00:34:24I'm already optimizing.
00:34:26Well,
00:34:26the decision depends
00:34:27of the board of directors.
00:34:29Well, now you can read me,
00:34:30because I have three other offers.
00:34:32So,
00:34:33or I'm getting out of here
00:34:34with a contract
00:34:34or regretting it very much
00:34:36I'll have to go
00:34:36to the competition.
00:34:38You'll see.
00:34:42I just don't understand it.
00:34:43Isabel.
00:34:44What do you want?
00:34:44the upstairs floor?
00:34:45Well,
00:34:45I need my space.
00:34:47Don't be offended,
00:34:48Andrew,
00:34:49But I see you
00:34:49too many times a day.
00:34:51Besides,
00:34:51I want to ride
00:34:51a yoga school.
00:34:52And from where
00:34:53Are you going to withdraw the money?
00:34:54Nobody in their right mind
00:34:56He's going to lend it to us.
00:34:57My sister,
00:34:58lend me half.
00:35:00He only put me
00:35:00a condition
00:35:01that you don't have
00:35:02nothing to do with it.
00:35:02But,
00:35:03Why does he have me?
00:35:03So much obsession?
00:35:04Because you owe him
00:35:05twelve million to the best.
00:35:06He doesn't forget,
00:35:07Look how resentful she is.
00:35:09Over time,
00:35:09What are you doing?
00:35:10Well,
00:35:10And the other half?
00:35:11Where are you going to get it from?
00:35:13The other half
00:35:14I'll put it on myself.
00:35:14from my savings.
00:35:18What savings?
00:35:20Well,
00:35:21I have an account
00:35:21for me.
00:35:22Since when?
00:35:23Since that time
00:35:24that were about
00:35:24of putting you in jail.
00:35:26Don't you remember?
00:35:27when the Sampo
00:35:28already Russian
00:35:28against hair loss?
00:35:29Let me see if I understand,
00:35:30mother.
00:35:31You're saying
00:35:31that have seized our property
00:35:32the chalet,
00:35:33that we are barely surviving
00:35:33in 80 square meters,
00:35:35but that you have
00:35:3525 million in the bank.
00:35:36Hey?
00:35:37Yeah.
00:35:38I hope you have
00:35:39a good explanation
00:35:39to see how quiet you are.
00:35:42She has it,
00:35:43She has it.
00:35:43This is the last straw.
00:35:44Isabel.
00:35:45This is no longer
00:35:46a marriage
00:35:46It's nothing.
00:35:47If we don't trust
00:35:48one in the other,
00:35:49What's left for us?
00:35:50Well, to her
00:35:5125 million.
00:35:52I don't see the humor in it.
00:35:54This family is sinking.
00:35:57But why
00:35:57Did he take it that badly?
00:35:59Mother,
00:35:59because this in practice
00:36:00It's a separation.
00:36:01No way?
00:36:02If I'm up there,
00:36:02It's like a chalet,
00:36:03with the advantage
00:36:04that they don't have
00:36:05the staircase inside.
00:36:06Hey,
00:36:06if you feel lonely
00:36:07I can get on
00:36:07to live with you.
00:36:09Do you want more potatoes?
00:36:11Then the floor
00:36:12You keep it,
00:36:13No?
00:36:13I'm sure Lucia
00:36:14He has the money.
00:36:15Three kilos were missing
00:36:16and I have to put them on
00:36:17Me on my own.
00:36:18I can already see myself cleaning.
00:36:19two kitchens,
00:36:19two bathrooms
00:36:20and with three children.
00:36:21But that's at your age.
00:36:21It's beautiful, man.
00:36:22I need another mortgage.
00:36:24It cracks me up.
00:36:24That wouldn't be
00:36:25creative accounting,
00:36:26It would be art and experiment.
00:36:28You're talking
00:36:29about the apartment,
00:36:30No?
00:36:30Can you believe it?
00:36:31that Isabel
00:36:31has money saved
00:36:33And he hadn't said anything to me?
00:36:34Yes, yes.
00:36:36I like him so much
00:36:36Your wife, damn it.
00:36:37No no,
00:36:37Isabel cannot leave
00:36:38to live upstairs.
00:36:39He's going to realize
00:36:40that he doesn't need me.
00:36:41Do even I realize it?
00:36:43In any case
00:36:43and for once
00:36:44It's not me
00:36:44the one with the brown one.
00:36:45To Paloma
00:36:46at the bank
00:36:46They have asked him for a payslip
00:36:47And since it is materially impossible
00:36:48that in their conditions
00:36:49Find a job...
00:36:50Juan!
00:36:51Juan!
00:36:51I already have a job.
00:36:53Look,
00:36:54I am a financial director
00:36:55and optimize,
00:36:56I don't know what,
00:36:57in the world's markets.
00:36:59I start tomorrow.
00:37:00But you don't know
00:37:00Nothing of the sort.
00:37:01You're going to make a fool of yourself.
00:37:02But if I'm not going,
00:37:03so that?
00:37:04With this tomorrow
00:37:05first thing in the morning
00:37:05We're at the bank.
00:37:06That apartment is already ours.
00:37:09But in what class
00:37:10We live in this country
00:37:11that they think
00:37:11What do resumes say?
00:37:13I don't give up
00:37:13of headbutts
00:37:14against the wall
00:37:14because it is an alteration
00:37:15of common elements.
00:37:16What is clear
00:37:17we are
00:37:17on the same boat
00:37:19and that it is sinking.
00:37:20We are all three nominees.
00:37:22Some for more security.
00:37:23So what do we do?
00:37:24Because the three
00:37:25They're going to have the money.
00:37:26Relax.
00:37:27Concha is the one who
00:37:28He has to sign, right?
00:37:30Well, he's not going to sign.
00:37:37He's lying.
00:37:38the amount of things
00:37:39that we have
00:37:39without having a penny.
00:37:41I don't know
00:37:41will they fit?
00:37:42all down.
00:37:43Well,
00:37:43then you lower it
00:37:44You're everything, aren't you?
00:37:45And why me?
00:37:46No, since you're the goalkeeper,
00:37:48how you leave it lying
00:37:48to your best friend
00:37:49for a dead-end job.
00:37:51Clear,
00:37:51It is much more dignified
00:37:52to flirt with him
00:37:53poor Paco
00:37:54in exchange for a free house.
00:37:55No.
00:37:55Sorry,
00:37:56But Paco is a friend of mine.
00:37:57many years ago
00:37:57and he's been thoughtful
00:37:58to take me in attic
00:37:59without collecting my rent.
00:38:01Normal.
00:38:01If you ask for it
00:38:02with your face
00:38:02from a sausage commercial,
00:38:04has convinced you
00:38:05that you want to hook up with him.
00:38:07Nativity scene,
00:38:07It's not my fault.
00:38:08That's what they think
00:38:09in 99%
00:38:10Men's.
00:38:11And 98%
00:38:13They succeed.
00:38:13Well,
00:38:14I'm leaving.
00:38:15Nice to meet you
00:38:15of having met you.
00:38:18Likewise.
00:38:19Bye bye.
00:38:20Bye bye.
00:38:25She's coming to live with me.
00:38:26uncle.
00:38:27It's clear that he likes it.
00:38:28Yeah,
00:38:29Yeah,
00:38:29That's clear.
00:38:29That's clear.
00:38:30Deep down,
00:38:31Alicia was always
00:38:31in love with me,
00:38:32The thing is that
00:38:34he didn't dare
00:38:34to take the step.
00:38:35He's just shy.
00:38:36It's the same old story
00:38:37from Hollywood,
00:38:38the actress
00:38:39and the film director.
00:38:40Well, today is the premiere,
00:38:41Let's see how it goes for you.
00:38:44I'm here.
00:38:45Sorry for the delay.
00:38:47I was saying goodbye
00:38:48from my friend.
00:38:48Let me help you.
00:38:50Let's go for a walk,
00:38:52Hey?
00:38:52Don't you think so?
00:38:53that one night
00:38:54lovely?
00:38:56Yeah,
00:38:56Yeah,
00:38:57Yeah.
00:38:58Is your house very far away?
00:38:59It's because I'm wearing heels.
00:39:00No.
00:39:05How beautiful love is,
00:39:07Hey?
00:39:08Hey,
00:39:08And what about you?
00:39:09Are you going to be stuck?
00:39:10Me all day?
00:39:11It's because around here
00:39:11There are no more children
00:39:12and the most childish
00:39:13that I had on hand
00:39:14It was Emilio.
00:39:15Hey,
00:39:16And this?
00:39:16This is great.
00:39:18Your boyfriend is a cook
00:39:19excellent.
00:39:19What a signing!
00:39:20Hey?
00:39:20That's what made me fall in love.
00:39:21his.
00:39:22And how did you meet?
00:39:23At work.
00:39:24Well,
00:39:25I was just leaving class
00:39:26and I from work
00:39:27and we crashed into a car.
00:39:28But what if Bea doesn't drive?
00:39:30That's why
00:39:30We crashed
00:39:31because he left her
00:39:32the car to a friend
00:39:32and making the reports
00:39:33hehe,
00:39:34yes,
00:39:34yes,
00:39:35And here we are.
00:39:36getting to know the family.
00:39:37Do you think it's appropriate?
00:39:38living together
00:39:39almost without knowing you?
00:39:40No,
00:39:41appropriate no.
00:39:42No,
00:39:42Besides, I only told Bea,
00:39:43Didn't I tell you?
00:39:45Just kidding.
00:39:45man,
00:39:46If I have it,
00:39:46I've got him overwhelmed.
00:39:48It's just that my brother
00:39:49He has a great sense of humor.
00:39:50If instead of homilies
00:39:51He does monologues
00:39:52This is how churches are set up.
00:39:54Me,
00:39:54I think it's great.
00:39:55that you are living together.
00:39:56The important thing is that afterwards
00:39:57the marriage works.
00:39:58Yes indeed,
00:39:59until then,
00:39:59Well, no sex.
00:40:03Excellent.
00:40:05No sex.
00:40:06They're going to give you a ton of money.
00:40:07Hey?
00:40:07She releases them one after the other.
00:40:10I'm serious about that.
00:40:12Ah,
00:40:13clear,
00:40:13No,
00:40:13No,
00:40:14but no sex.
00:40:15There has been no sex,
00:40:16Right?
00:40:16Have we done anything?
00:40:17No,
00:40:18No,
00:40:18as far back as I can remember,
00:40:19No.
00:40:20Well,
00:40:21I'm going to sleep on the sofa
00:40:22that awaits me tomorrow
00:40:23Have a good trip.
00:40:24Yeah,
00:40:24We're leaving too.
00:40:25to bed
00:40:25And so we'll let you rest.
00:40:27Come on,
00:40:28dear?
00:40:28Come on.
00:40:29Good night.
00:40:31Good night.
00:40:33Well,
00:40:34He's very nice,
00:40:36your brother.
00:40:37I think if you told him
00:40:38yours,
00:40:39I wouldn't understand.
00:40:40He might even make another joke.
00:40:41But have you seen
00:40:42how it has become
00:40:42when it came out
00:40:43The topic of sex?
00:40:44Deep down
00:40:44It is very traditional.
00:40:45I remember
00:40:46once when we were little
00:40:47who returned home
00:40:48and he caught my older sister
00:40:49with her boyfriend.
00:40:50Well,
00:40:51Well,
00:40:51How did he/she get?
00:40:52My God,
00:40:52It's changing
00:40:53right here in front.
00:40:54Calm,
00:40:55calm,
00:40:56It's a woman's body,
00:40:57It doesn't tell you anything.
00:40:59Oh,
00:41:00She has beautiful breasts,
00:41:01But you don't measure them.
00:41:03What for, uncle?
00:41:03Won't he tell on you?
00:41:04But no way!
00:41:05Has it moved a little?
00:41:06No,
00:41:07don't worry.
00:41:08This is like
00:41:08when you practice nudism
00:41:09on the beach.
00:41:10If you get nervous
00:41:11You're lost.
00:41:13Oh,
00:41:13mother,
00:41:14She's going to take off her bra.
00:41:16Think about something else.
00:41:18Rivers of Spain,
00:41:19the Ebro,
00:41:19the Child,
00:41:20the Duero,
00:41:20the Tagus,
00:41:20the Guadiana,
00:41:21something from Alquivir.
00:41:22He looks again.
00:41:23To my father,
00:41:24My sister didn't leave the house
00:41:25until they turn 18.
00:41:26Clear,
00:41:27By 25, he already had four children.
00:41:29What's happening?
00:41:30Aren't you going to bed?
00:41:31Yeah,
00:41:32clear,
00:41:32clear.
00:41:37But dressed.
00:41:38Where do you put your pajamas?
00:41:39The pajamas,
00:41:39the pajamas.
00:41:40I felt strange.
00:41:41But I prefer to change
00:41:41in the bathroom.
00:41:43The Tagus River originates
00:41:43in the Sierra de la Albarrecín,
00:41:45Estaduel province.
00:41:47Mauri,
00:41:47Are you feeling okay?
00:41:49Fuck,
00:41:49How is this child playing?
00:41:50He's a genius.
00:41:51Will you shut up?
00:41:52dad?
00:41:52I am here with the French Revolution
00:41:53and they still haven't appeared
00:41:54The musketeers or anything.
00:41:55But why are you still studying?
00:41:56through the university
00:41:57They pay you here.
00:41:58Why do nothing?
00:41:59I just don't understand it.
00:42:00I haven't reached my peak yet.
00:42:02Give your child a future?
00:42:03The other way around,
00:42:03ignorant of life.
00:42:04This is the one we're aiming for
00:42:05a football team
00:42:06And we say Germán to Chilean.
00:42:08Antoniño.
00:42:08Be careful what you say,
00:42:09then Rocío
00:42:10He scolds me.
00:42:11I'm going to take out the trash.
00:42:15Where are you going?
00:42:16You keep quiet there, in Torena.
00:42:18Damn, the flower,
00:42:19that I forget.
00:42:31Hello, pillow.
00:42:32But,
00:42:34What are you doing here, Mariano?
00:42:36I'm not Mariano,
00:42:37I am love
00:42:37who knocks on your door.
00:42:41The trick
00:42:42of the filled chocolates
00:42:43It never fails.
00:42:44Concha assured
00:42:45that takes three or four
00:42:46and we have it
00:42:47twenty-four hours
00:42:48out of service.
00:42:48Just the right amount of time I need
00:42:50so that they fire Paloma
00:42:51and run out of credit.
00:42:52And the one I need
00:42:53to make me
00:42:54with the number
00:42:54Isabel's account?
00:42:55But we won't be going overboard.
00:42:57We have mixed
00:42:58ten different pills.
00:42:59Let's see if this lady
00:43:00It's going to stay in place.
00:43:01Eve,
00:43:01If this is all
00:43:02from a herbarium,
00:43:03no problem.
00:43:04Andrew,
00:43:04It says Valium here.
00:43:05And where does that come from?
00:43:07From the Valium plant.
00:43:09As if they don't swallow
00:43:09a path through the mountains.
00:43:10And the chocolates
00:43:11They already have liquor in them.
00:43:12It's going to be an explosive mix.
00:43:14Don't worry,
00:43:14if you don't have to drive.
00:43:16Come on, let's go.
00:43:16What I don't know
00:43:17is if Concha
00:43:18He's going to swallow it
00:43:18that we give him a gift.
00:43:19There is no precedent.
00:43:20in this our community.
00:43:22Yes, man.
00:43:23We'll think of something.
00:43:24something original.
00:43:26Happy birthday.
00:43:30Happy birthday.
00:43:32We wish you well, Concha.
00:43:37Happy birthday.
00:43:38What are you saying?
00:43:39Has my birthday already passed?
00:43:41That's why
00:43:42has realized
00:43:43here he presides
00:43:44that we missed
00:43:45And it couldn't be.
00:43:46Correct.
00:43:47The pneumatics committee
00:43:48has met
00:43:48and has decided
00:43:49unanimously
00:43:50give it to him
00:43:51those delicious
00:43:51Swiss chocolates.
00:43:52Liquor fillings
00:43:53also Swiss,
00:43:54logically.
00:43:55But we didn't vote on that.
00:43:56Hey?
00:43:56He's definitely killed it
00:43:58to the community.
00:43:59Sausage!
00:44:00Hey,
00:44:01for once
00:44:01that Mr. Cuesta
00:44:02gives us something
00:44:02You go and complain.
00:44:03Don't be ungrateful.
00:44:05No, be careful.
00:44:06It's a gift
00:44:06just for Concha.
00:44:07The nuance is important.
00:44:09But if I can't
00:44:09eat chocolates
00:44:10I have high cholesterol.
00:44:11very high.
00:44:12No, this is it.
00:44:14They are lipobombs
00:44:15from a herbalist,
00:44:15They are light,
00:44:16cholesterol-free
00:44:17or anything.
00:44:18They are very loud,
00:44:19with trace elements,
00:44:20pH neutral,
00:44:21active bifidus
00:44:22and God's.
00:44:22In the United States
00:44:23They are announced by Cindy Crawford.
00:44:25Ah,
00:44:25Then things change.
00:44:27Well,
00:44:27like they are made of liquor
00:44:28Let's make a toast.
00:44:29Take one each.
00:44:30No, no, no,
00:44:31For God's sake,
00:44:31They're for Concha,
00:44:32for them to enjoy
00:44:33intimacy.
00:44:34I am the president,
00:44:35I can't drink alcohol
00:44:36during service hours.
00:44:37Take one,
00:44:38otherwise it brings bad luck.
00:44:40Come on.
00:44:42Come on,
00:44:43You take it, you.
00:44:43Come on.
00:44:45Come on.
00:44:45Come on.
00:44:46Come on.
00:44:47Above,
00:44:48below,
00:44:49to the center
00:44:49and inside.
00:44:52Well, congratulations.
00:44:53See you.
00:44:54It's delicious.
00:44:55Thank you so much.
00:44:56You are welcome.
00:45:00In the end, all three will fall.
00:45:02oh well,
00:45:03They are side bathrooms.
00:45:04Better,
00:45:05So they won't open tomorrow.
00:45:06nor the door.
00:45:07Hey,
00:45:08squared
00:45:08We haven't put anything on them,
00:45:09No?
00:45:10What do you mean, no?
00:45:10Of everything.
00:45:11Fuck,
00:45:12I actually swallowed it.
00:45:13It melted in my mouth.
00:45:15Well,
00:45:15But one won't hurt,
00:45:16No?
00:45:17I don't know,
00:45:18We'll find out tomorrow.
00:45:22I'm going to throw this away.
00:45:23But you haven't eaten it?
00:45:25I have to take care of myself.
00:45:26If we're going to Benidorm,
00:45:27I want to look cute.
00:45:28They're awesome.
00:45:30Let's see this long one.
00:45:31I shouldn't do this,
00:45:33But a day is a day.
00:45:34I am going to sin.
00:45:35You sin on this side
00:45:36And I'm going for this one.
00:45:38Oh.
00:45:41Well,
00:45:41Here it is.
00:45:45Hey,
00:45:45Didn't you say you lived
00:45:46in an attic?
00:45:47Yeah,
00:45:47It's an attic/garden
00:45:48very flirtatious.
00:45:50Well,
00:45:50hang on a minute
00:45:51I have a surprise prepared.
00:45:54I'll tell you,
00:45:54Hey?
00:45:56If it's too much trouble
00:45:57I can go to sleep
00:45:58to my parents' house
00:45:59who live next door
00:45:59200 kilometers away.
00:46:00No,
00:46:01No,
00:46:01No,
00:46:01I'm here,
00:46:01I'm here.
00:46:03Happens,
00:46:03happens.
00:46:07Oh.
00:46:09What do you think?
00:46:10You weren't expecting that,
00:46:11Hey?
00:46:11No,
00:46:11The truth is, no...
00:46:13What's happening?
00:46:14There's no light either?
00:46:14No,
00:46:15It was to give it a romantic touch
00:46:17to our first night together.
00:46:18It works very well.
00:46:19I saw it on TV.
00:46:20Hey,
00:46:21Paco,
00:46:22I think we should talk first
00:46:23because...
00:46:23Be careful with the petals,
00:46:24careful.
00:46:25Oh.
00:46:25Look,
00:46:26Ali puts,
00:46:28Alice's.
00:46:29I didn't have enough left.
00:46:31Yeah,
00:46:32beautiful.
00:46:33Look,
00:46:33Paco,
00:46:33I think we need to...
00:46:34You're going to have to take the initiative.
00:46:36because I'm a little nervous.
00:46:39Since it's my first time,
00:46:41as?
00:46:43That I am a virgin.
00:46:45I know it's a bit strange,
00:46:46at 26 years old,
00:46:48but it was voluntary,
00:46:50I was waiting for someone special,
00:46:52someone like you.
00:46:53Ah,
00:46:55no problem,
00:46:56Waiting is very nice
00:46:57because...
00:46:57Because waiting...
00:46:59Excuse me a moment,
00:47:00My phone is vibrating.
00:47:02Should I start taking off my clothes?
00:47:03Or do we take it from each other?
00:47:05You'd better blow out those candles.
00:47:06the curtain is laughing.
00:47:07Yeah,
00:47:07turn,
00:47:08turn.
00:47:25Turn.
00:47:26Yeah.
00:47:26Nativity scene,
00:47:27Let it be known that still
00:47:28She's angry with you.
00:47:29Hey?
00:47:29But you have to listen to this,
00:47:30which is great.
00:47:32Paco is a virgin.
00:47:34What does "virgin" mean, auntie?
00:47:35Grand Reserve,
00:47:36harvest of '78.
00:47:38And what are you telling me for?
00:47:39No,
00:47:39Since you're the goalkeeper,
00:47:40You'll be interested in some gossip.
00:47:42Ah,
00:47:42one more thing.
00:47:43Would you mind?
00:47:44that I would go sleep with you
00:47:45tonight?
00:47:45No way,
00:47:47fend for yourself.
00:47:48Hey,
00:47:48that we are friends,
00:47:48You can't do this to me.
00:47:50Don't leave me alone with...
00:47:55Alice,
00:47:56I have a question
00:47:57with the topic of condoms.
00:47:59What do you prefer?
00:48:00Kiwi,
00:48:00pineapple
00:48:01or forest fruits?
00:48:04Wait a moment,
00:48:05I'm going to get some champagne
00:48:05and I'll be right back.
00:48:07Why are you taking the handle?
00:48:08I have the money here.
00:48:13Male,
00:48:14Take advantage of tonight.
00:48:15Get your hands on it
00:48:15when she is asleep
00:48:16Let's see what happens.
00:48:18Bea,
00:48:20She is asleep.
00:48:35Mauri,
00:48:35what are you doing?
00:48:36Nothing,
00:48:36Go to sleep,
00:48:37I'm checking something.
00:48:38But how do you want
00:48:38Should I go to sleep?
00:48:39Were you groping me?
00:48:41Well yes,
00:48:41I'll explain it to you right away.
00:48:42It's just that yesterday
00:48:43when I get into bed with you
00:48:44I had an erection.
00:48:44Oh ok,
00:48:45thank you so much,
00:48:45I feel much calmer now.
00:48:47No,
00:48:47But it was very little.
00:48:48And now I haven't felt anything,
00:48:50not a bit of context,
00:48:51nothing.
00:48:52It was a false alarm.
00:48:54Everything's fine.
00:48:55I'm gay.
00:48:56Shh.
00:48:56Bea,
00:48:57are you OK?
00:48:58Yes, yes, yes.
00:48:58No,
00:48:59no problem.
00:48:59I had a nightmare,
00:49:01But it's okay.
00:49:02Nothing,
00:49:03I sleep on the floor.
00:49:04But what are you doing?
00:49:05I won't make you feel bad anymore,
00:49:07silly.
00:49:07Get into bed
00:49:07I'm lowering the floor.
00:49:08I'm staying here.
00:49:09Me too.
00:49:10Good night.
00:49:11See you tomorrow.
00:49:17All good?
00:49:18All good?
00:49:20Juan,
00:49:21Hurry up.
00:49:22It's five to eight,
00:49:22They're going to open the bank.
00:49:24Just a moment,
00:49:24I'm getting dressed.
00:49:25Nothing,
00:49:26but we consider it immoral
00:49:27spend money on another apartment
00:49:28when your daughter
00:49:29it has to be linked
00:49:29the first thing he finds
00:49:30so that they will buy him a drink.
00:49:31And while your son
00:49:32goes hungry at recess
00:49:33Why don't you give it to him?
00:49:34Not even enough for a measly bun?
00:49:35Buns?
00:49:35There you have buns.
00:49:36And don't complain so much,
00:49:38that apartment someday
00:49:39It will be yours.
00:49:40Yeah,
00:49:40the mortgage will be ours
00:49:41because you're not going to finish it
00:49:42No way I'm paying.
00:49:43You keep that one
00:49:44And I'll stick with this one.
00:49:45which I've already thought about
00:49:45the reform.
00:49:48Juan!
00:49:48Juan!
00:49:49The herbs!
00:49:50It's coming out!
00:49:51He's going to get ahead of us!
00:49:52I'm here, I'm here now.
00:49:53Oh,
00:49:54I've forgotten
00:49:54brush my teeth.
00:49:55Leave it,
00:49:56I'm leaving.
00:49:56You look for a shell
00:49:57and tell him right away
00:49:58I'm coming with the money.
00:49:59But it doesn't take long.
00:50:03Have you gotten up?
00:50:04No,
00:50:05I'm going to spend
00:50:05three kilos in a house
00:50:06and we're going to get started.
00:50:08It's great.
00:50:10We're going to have children
00:50:11as soon as possible
00:50:11so that they can finish it
00:50:12to pay them.
00:50:17Hey!
00:50:18Running is not allowed!
00:50:19I'm wearing heels!
00:50:26Yes of course,
00:50:27with a pregnant woman
00:50:28You'll be able to, okay?
00:50:29No, pass, pass,
00:50:30If I do the dishes again.
00:50:32Fuck,
00:50:33What energy in the morning.
00:50:37Your wife has the advantage.
00:50:39I saw him from the balcony.
00:50:40Yeah,
00:50:40but your bank
00:50:41It's closer.
00:50:42It's going to be very close.
00:50:43This is going to be a photo finish.
00:50:45Hey,
00:50:45Your wife will have to be...
00:50:46The anti-doping control, right?
00:50:48Because what it has
00:50:48in the kitchen...
00:50:50Calm down, Juanito.
00:50:51If this is the case
00:50:52with a chocolate,
00:50:53shell right now
00:50:54He is in his bed
00:50:55searching for life on Mars.
00:50:57Well, she's found it.
00:50:59I don't know
00:51:00Why do they have to come?
00:51:01three notaries.
00:51:02They called me.
00:51:03Me too.
00:51:04I don't know what this is about,
00:51:05but my time
00:51:06It's worth money.
00:51:07Let's go to the third one
00:51:08and we'll be waiting for them there.
00:51:10If anyone
00:51:11for 55 million
00:51:12He wants it,
00:51:13for a notary
00:51:14It's perfect.
00:51:16Hey,
00:51:16I can see it perfectly.
00:51:17Something has gone wrong here.
00:51:18which is impossible
00:51:19Yes to all
00:51:20the older ladies
00:51:21They like chocolates.
00:51:22the conga of Jalisco
00:51:25Here it comes.
00:51:26These two
00:51:27That's clear.
00:51:28Fuck,
00:51:29They haven't left any.
00:51:30for shell.
00:51:31Do you mean to tell me
00:51:32What do we do now?
00:51:33Have a chocolate.
00:51:35You'll see.
00:51:35as if everything is the same.
00:51:37I'm going to see Mauri
00:51:37Let's see if it has succeeded.
00:51:39The conga
00:51:41from Jalisco
00:51:43Here it comes.
00:51:47Can you pass me the jam?
00:51:48my love?
00:51:49Of course,
00:51:49Cielito.
00:51:50Do you want me to rub it on you?
00:51:51the little toast?
00:51:51No, I'll apply it myself.
00:51:52Thank you.
00:51:53Well,
00:51:54It's not necessary
00:51:54that you pretend,
00:51:55I know everything.
00:51:57Last night
00:51:58I heard you arguing.
00:52:00Save yourself,
00:52:00I can explain.
00:52:01It's not necessary
00:52:01Don't explain anything.
00:52:02You need to understand
00:52:03that my sister
00:52:03want to arrive virgin
00:52:04to marriage, man.
00:52:06That's how I understand it.
00:52:07What happens
00:52:08It's just that I find it difficult.
00:52:09Sometimes I find it difficult
00:52:10because the flesh is weak
00:52:11and instincts...
00:52:13No, and I find it difficult too.
00:52:14But we have to do
00:52:16the effort
00:52:16because that's how
00:52:17when the time comes
00:52:18It will be beautiful.
00:52:19Precious.
00:52:20Let's see,
00:52:21the important thing
00:52:21It's because you love each other
00:52:22And it shows.
00:52:23I've been consulting
00:52:24my agenda
00:52:24And I think in summer
00:52:26I can marry you.
00:52:27Oh, in summer,
00:52:28It's because in summer
00:52:30I get very hot.
00:52:31Just kidding, man.
00:52:33Yes indeed,
00:52:34Mom is looking forward to it
00:52:35to meet him.
00:52:36Ah,
00:52:37Mom too
00:52:38He knows about us.
00:52:39Well, he must have told her.
00:52:40Save
00:52:40because I haven't spoken
00:52:41with her.
00:52:42Well,
00:52:42I'm going to shut down.
00:52:43the suitcase
00:52:44I have to go
00:52:44to the airport.
00:52:45Ah, wait, wait,
00:52:45that we are with you.
00:52:46Honey, would you mind?
00:52:47that we were
00:52:48To the room for a moment?
00:52:49Uh, yes,
00:52:49That's how we finished getting dressed.
00:52:52We'll be right there.
00:52:55Well.
00:52:57This is the last straw.
00:52:58and now on top of everything
00:52:58your mother is gentle.
00:52:59What fault is it of mine?
00:52:59Yes, my brother.
00:53:00Are they loudmouths?
00:53:00And on top of that
00:53:01It's going to be funny
00:53:01for life
00:53:02But it makes me so angry.
00:53:03How do you put up with it?
00:53:04Well, if we can't stand it
00:53:04Why do you think
00:53:05that my father
00:53:05Did he enroll him in a seminary?
00:53:06The last time
00:53:06Why are you doing this to me?
00:53:07Hey?
00:53:07The last time.
00:53:08Hey, do you want to change?
00:53:09That face?
00:53:09If he won't notice.
00:53:10But if you are
00:53:11ruder than me.
00:53:11Ah, if you dedicate me
00:53:12to put my hand in
00:53:13as soon as I let my guard down.
00:53:14Slight,
00:53:14There you are, done.
00:53:15It's your fault
00:53:15Whose idea was it?
00:53:16that we slept together
00:53:17and who asked me
00:53:18that would make me go
00:53:18by her boyfriend.
00:53:19Hey, if I give you
00:53:19so many problems
00:53:20leave.
00:53:20That's it, go away.
00:53:21Now that I'm in crisis
00:53:22He leaves me alone.
00:53:22Come on, go ahead.
00:53:23Be quiet
00:53:24that we're going to be late.
00:53:25We appear,
00:53:25epiblas, damn it.
00:53:26Talking all day
00:53:27Well, go down.
00:53:29Mauri?
00:53:33Mauri?
00:53:35Are you there?
00:53:37How's it going there?
00:53:39Hello good morning.
00:53:42Hello, is Mauri there?
00:53:43Yes, yes,
00:53:44He is in his room
00:53:45getting dressed.
00:53:46Ah.
00:53:49Ah, you've fixed it now.
00:53:51That's your problem, huh?
00:53:53As?
00:53:53I told you so.
00:53:55that he was gay,
00:53:55that she shouldn't worry.
00:53:56But the other night
00:53:57slept with Bea,
00:53:58her roommate.
00:53:59Do you know her?
00:53:59Yes, yes, yes, quite a lot.
00:54:01And he had an erection.
00:54:02You see,
00:54:03if she is a lesbian.
00:54:04Yeah?
00:54:05Is Bea a lesbian?
00:54:06Doesn't it look like it?
00:54:07Well, I was following behind.
00:54:08from my girlfriend,
00:54:08He didn't mince words
00:54:09the aunt.
00:54:09Excuse me, who are you?
00:54:11I, Roberto,
00:54:12a neighbor.
00:54:13Nice to meet you, and you?
00:54:15Well, I'm Salva,
00:54:16Bea's brother.
00:54:18Holy shit.
00:54:20But you,
00:54:21I mean,
00:54:22you, sir father,
00:54:23I already knew that, didn't I?
00:54:24Well no,
00:54:25I didn't know that.
00:54:26Okay, we're here.
00:54:27Ready, huh?
00:54:29Don't mess with me,
00:54:30This is a secret
00:54:30Confession, huh?
00:54:31I'm going home
00:54:31and I pray to B Mary at 10 a.m.
00:54:33Okay, see you later.
00:54:34I'm going,
00:54:34What do I have to do?
00:54:35Here's a little something.
00:54:35Come on, come on.
00:54:37Okay, shall we go?
00:54:38Well no,
00:54:39We're not leaving.
00:54:42Man,
00:54:43where is
00:54:44That luxury goalkeeper?
00:54:45Damn, man,
00:54:46What are you wearing?
00:54:47Like a loser?
00:54:48How have you let yourself go?
00:54:49José,
00:54:49but you didn't have
00:54:50than being in school.
00:54:51No way?
00:54:51I'm at the dentist.
00:54:52advantage of knowing
00:54:53forge the signature
00:54:54from my father.
00:54:55Hey, why are you watering this?
00:54:56If it's made of plastic.
00:54:57Yes, I know,
00:54:57But I'll have to do something here.
00:54:58if I don't get bored.
00:54:59Hey,
00:55:00They have also forced you
00:55:01walking like that.
00:55:01No way?
00:55:02They are the shoes
00:55:02that hurt me
00:55:03and also this soil
00:55:03It's like a clue
00:55:04skating.
00:55:05Hey, how's it going over there?
00:55:06Do they miss me?
00:55:07Well no,
00:55:07Belén has become the goalkeeper.
00:55:09Belén as goalkeeper?
00:55:10Poor thing,
00:55:11She's really shaken up.
00:55:11With so much sleeping
00:55:12in my bed
00:55:12He is capable of anything.
00:55:14And my mother,
00:55:14Lucia and the herbs
00:55:15They are fighting
00:55:16by the third B.
00:55:17Ah,
00:55:18Well,
00:55:18This is not the best.
00:55:19Alicia has left
00:55:20to live with Paco.
00:55:21Pussy,
00:55:21But I'm getting lost.
00:55:22the fantastic week
00:55:23of the community.
00:55:24Look,
00:55:24I don't understand anything here.
00:55:25There's no atmosphere here.
00:55:26Don't shout,
00:55:27People don't talk to me
00:55:27and the televisions,
00:55:28This is a pain in the ass.
00:55:29The most interesting
00:55:29that I saw this morning
00:55:30It's a dog taking a dump.
00:55:31And can you believe that?
00:55:31What does one do next year?
00:55:33Damn, man,
00:55:34These people are very strange.
00:55:35You have no business here.
00:55:36Emilio.
00:55:36Hey, the president,
00:55:37Go away, go away, go away, go away.
00:55:38Come on,
00:55:38I'm the sucker.
00:55:40Can we talk for a moment?
00:55:41It's a very serious matter.
00:55:42Yes of course,
00:55:43Doña Almudena,
00:55:43Tell me.
00:55:44Your father went upstairs yesterday.
00:55:45to my house
00:55:45with the intention
00:55:46to maintain
00:55:47sexual relations with me.
00:55:49Ah,
00:55:50Well,
00:55:50Doña Almudena,
00:55:50Don't hold it against them.
00:55:51It's just that my father
00:55:52It is an ambulatory,
00:55:52falls asleep
00:55:53with the TV
00:55:53and according to the latest
00:55:54that I've seen...
00:55:55This is very serious, Emilio.
00:55:56It's a breach of trust
00:55:57and also
00:55:59sexual harassment
00:56:00It's a crime.
00:56:00Of course,
00:56:01We'll put him in jail.
00:56:02I testify.
00:56:03Look,
00:56:04my patience
00:56:05It has a limit.
00:56:05and I'm very sorry about it.
00:56:07I think you're going to have
00:56:08that abandon
00:56:08your job.
00:56:09Doña Almudena,
00:56:10But I'm very excited.
00:56:10And I also promise you
00:56:11that you're not going back to the father.
00:56:12But does that seem normal to you?
00:56:12What has your father done?
00:56:14No, no, no,
00:56:14It's from a sick mind.
00:56:15come on,
00:56:16the desire to pass
00:56:16You are disgusting.
00:56:18What's happening?
00:56:18Don't you find me attractive?
00:56:21Yes, yes, yes, yes,
00:56:21come on,
00:56:22She is a lady
00:56:23of many categories,
00:56:24Let me try to explain,
00:56:25You can see that he takes care of himself.
00:56:26and that he/she has not had surgery
00:56:26nor anything,
00:56:27that I have rejected
00:56:28to your father
00:56:29does not mean
00:56:29that closes me
00:56:30have a possible
00:56:31intimate relationship
00:56:32with a younger man
00:56:34and appetizing
00:56:35that could please me
00:56:37with complete discretion.
00:56:40Ah.
00:56:42I'm sure
00:56:43that we can forget
00:56:45that incident
00:56:46so unpleasant.
00:56:48This is my key,
00:56:50in case you need to go up
00:56:52at some point.
00:56:54the service
00:56:55goes to bed
00:56:56at twelve o'clock.
00:57:15People are just dirty.
00:57:17He's taking out the trash.
00:57:19Nativity scene,
00:57:20I am the first.
00:57:21Well no,
00:57:22because Paloma
00:57:23It's going up
00:57:23up the stairs.
00:57:24Runs,
00:57:25Go up in the elevator.
00:57:26What a cunt
00:57:27do the third one
00:57:27with the notaries.
00:57:28Okay,
00:57:29thank you.
00:57:29Nothing.
00:57:31Come on.
00:57:34You are welcome,
00:57:35women,
00:57:36That's what friends are for.
00:57:42That's where you stay.
00:57:44Nativity scene.
00:57:45Nativity scene,
00:57:46Has it stopped?
00:57:46the elevator?
00:57:47Yeah,
00:57:47I'm going to warn you.
00:57:48to a technician.
00:57:49But the pieces
00:57:50They come from Germany,
00:57:51Hey?
00:57:51Damn, Belén,
00:57:52Don't be vengeful.
00:57:53Come on,
00:57:53Start it up,
00:57:53please.
00:57:54Don't talk too much,
00:57:55Let's see if you're going to stay
00:57:56without oxygen.
00:57:57But if I
00:57:57He was going to be allowed to live there
00:57:58for as long as it takes,
00:57:59But you haven't let me.
00:58:00talk to you.
00:58:01Oh, really?
00:58:02Come on,
00:58:02Start it up,
00:58:03please,
00:58:03Nativity scene.
00:58:04I know how to stop it,
00:58:05but not how to turn it on.
00:58:07Look.
00:58:08Fuck,
00:58:08Nativity scene.
00:58:15What if I lie in the sun and stare
00:58:16A heart attack?
00:58:17They leave me alone
00:58:18giving you mouth-to-mouth resuscitation
00:58:19and they go up to sign.
00:58:20No,
00:58:21rule it out.
00:58:21Juan,
00:58:22Juan,
00:58:23Help me,
00:58:23that I've stayed
00:58:24trapped in the elevator.
00:58:25Lucia,
00:58:25You know perfectly well
00:58:27by circular 38 bar 04
00:58:28November 15th
00:58:29that this,
00:58:30our elevator,
00:58:31It is not in condition
00:58:32if used...
00:58:33Get her out of there,
00:58:33Pussy,
00:58:34that the first one has arrived.
00:58:35Hey?
00:58:35It's true.
00:58:37The president appears.
00:58:38that I carry inside.
00:58:39Lucia,
00:58:39Let's see
00:58:40how do we unlock
00:58:41This security door.
00:58:42But what security door?
00:58:44If this does not comply
00:58:45no regulations whatsoever.
00:58:46Hey,
00:58:46careful!
00:58:48Come on,
00:58:49come on,
00:58:49help me get out.
00:58:50I'm drowning.
00:58:53Nativity scene,
00:58:53I already have the check.
00:58:55Where is Concha?
00:58:55Am I the first?
00:58:56Well yes,
00:58:57because Lucia has arrived
00:58:58but it has stayed
00:58:58trapped in the elevator.
00:59:00That's my intern!
00:59:02Prick!
00:59:03I'm keeping the house!
00:59:04I'm going to make it fashionable!
00:59:06Good old Ardecó!
00:59:08I'll let you through!
00:59:09Take care,
00:59:09Take care,
00:59:09Take care.
00:59:10Come on,
00:59:10They are rising,
00:59:11They are rising.
00:59:12Salt!
00:59:13Oh,
00:59:13I'm suffocating!
00:59:20Wow!
00:59:24Pigeon,
00:59:24I'll invite you!
00:59:26Hey?
00:59:27Let's catch
00:59:28right here in the middle.
00:59:29Jump, Juan!
00:59:29Jump!
00:59:30How does it jump?
00:59:30Ah!
00:59:33But how could she have done that?
00:59:34How do I get out of here?
00:59:35I don't know,
00:59:36I'm going up.
00:59:37Does!
00:59:38Oh!
00:59:38look at that reprise
00:59:39He gives her ginseng!
00:59:49Let's go out into the street
00:59:50to do evil.
00:59:51I'll do it
00:59:52Death at dinner
00:59:53And when they attend to me,
00:59:55He resurrected.
00:59:55No,
00:59:56we're going to do things
00:59:57that can be done
00:59:58before a notary.
00:59:59A raffle.
01:00:01I'm raffling off my underwear.
01:00:02And excuse me,
01:00:03these ladies
01:00:03They have to be here.
01:00:05Well, I don't know.
01:00:05What's wrong with them?
01:00:06They have risen up like this.
01:00:07I'm here now!
01:00:08Come on,
01:00:08The apartment is mine.
01:00:09Yeah,
01:00:10Yeah.
01:00:10I'm sorry,
01:00:11guys,
01:00:11I'm getting my share today.
01:00:12Oops!
01:00:13I don't let go,
01:00:14Let go
01:00:15And I let go.
01:00:16No!
01:00:18Let's see if you go
01:00:19to the hairdresser
01:00:19because you have
01:00:20some roots.
01:00:21Let's see,
01:00:21please,
01:00:21a little bit of order.
01:00:22Come on,
01:00:22goes,
01:00:22We're going to sign,
01:00:23Here's the check.
01:00:24Very good.
01:00:25May I
01:00:26writing,
01:00:26please?
01:00:27I challenge it!
01:00:28This is not valid!
01:00:29You, my notary,
01:00:30Say something!
01:00:30I'll send it to you.
01:00:31my bill.
01:00:32I say the same to you.
01:00:34Palama,
01:00:34You're no longer relevant here.
01:00:35So if we care...
01:00:36One moment,
01:00:37this floor
01:00:38It cannot be sold.
01:00:39What do you mean, no?
01:00:39Doña Concha,
01:00:43Don Antonio Rubio Cortés.
01:00:45Clear!
01:00:45My husband!
01:00:46So that was
01:00:47the one who has to sign.
01:00:48Well, he's clear on it.
01:00:49because he's been dead for 10 years.
01:00:51But Doña Concha,
01:00:51So the floor
01:00:52Is it not in your name?
01:00:53Of course!
01:00:53What my husband left behind
01:00:54It's mine.
01:00:55Let's see,
01:00:56I'll explain it to him.
01:00:56In the case of intestate succession...
01:00:58Hey, hey!
01:00:58In Christian terms!
01:00:59We have each other
01:01:00Everyone needs to know!
01:01:01If the owner
01:01:01dies without making a will,
01:01:03the house
01:01:03It's not for the widow
01:01:04but for the children.
01:01:05That is to say,
01:01:06inheritance occurs
01:01:07live online
01:01:08falling,
01:01:08not lateral.
01:01:10Do you have children?
01:01:11Yes, one,
01:01:12But they don't speak to each other.
01:01:13She left her at a residence
01:01:14And she got upset.
01:01:15Total,
01:01:16I caught it at my house
01:01:17because poor thing,
01:01:18She's capable.
01:01:19That's enough.
01:01:20Doña Concha,
01:01:21is his son
01:01:22who should decide
01:01:22whether or not the apartment is sold.
01:01:24The sale
01:01:25It cannot be done.
01:01:26Well, sell it to me then!
01:01:27Lady,
01:01:27It cannot be sold
01:01:28nor to Lucia
01:01:29neither you nor anyone else.
01:01:30Well, Antonio
01:01:30before dying
01:01:31told me
01:01:31that the floor
01:01:32He left it to me.
01:01:33No,
01:01:34told me
01:01:34that he left it to me.
01:01:36I was his lover.
01:01:37What are you saying?
01:01:38Well, if it works.
01:01:39Excuse me,
01:01:39But I have to go
01:01:40to a TV contest
01:01:41to draw a card
01:01:42And my mother is waiting.
01:01:43to see me.
01:01:44Good morning.
01:01:48So much running
01:01:49not at all.
01:01:50Yes, it is funny.
01:01:52Well,
01:01:52at least
01:01:53I am a financial director.
01:01:54I optimize,
01:01:55Not you.
01:01:56Before eating
01:01:57You're on the street,
01:01:58Pigeon.
01:02:00Oh well,
01:02:00I just don't understand it.
01:02:01What do you have?
01:02:02that I don't have?
01:02:03But he's listening to me,
01:02:04dad,
01:02:04Because of you.
01:02:04The president
01:02:05He's harassing me.
01:02:06Well, let's go for it!
01:02:07Let's see if they're going to fire him.
01:02:08But how am I going to get confused?
01:02:08with that lady
01:02:09that I'm in love
01:02:09Am I going to get married?
01:02:10Didn't you used to go up there?
01:02:11to fix in their faith?
01:02:12Well, this is very similar.
01:02:14Take the toolbox
01:02:15and it helps you.
01:02:16Look,
01:02:16I'm fed up with you.
01:02:17of the stuck-up ones,
01:02:17of shoes and everything.
01:02:18If I could right now
01:02:19I went back to my goal.
01:02:20What are you saying?
01:02:20What are you saying?
01:02:21And here you win the noble one.
01:02:22Already,
01:02:22but on the other side
01:02:23I felt more loved.
01:02:24They were cursing you out all day long.
01:02:25But it was a more affectionate swearing.
01:02:27Besides,
01:02:27Mr. Juan to me
01:02:28He never tried to take me to bed.
01:02:29They are rich here,
01:02:30Emilio,
01:02:31and people with money
01:02:32Vices are common.
01:02:33It's a fact of life.
01:02:34Well,
01:02:34Well, I don't use that type of service.
01:02:35I don't lend it.
01:02:36Are you aware?
01:02:37Our future
01:02:38It's in your hands,
01:02:39my son.
01:02:39Summer is coming
01:02:40And here we have
01:02:41air-conditioning.
01:02:42You know what you're doing.
01:02:43You already bought a pay-pay.
01:02:46My God,
01:02:47What a mess she's made of things.
01:02:48How has he gotten?
01:02:49Well, don't worry.
01:02:50As soon as they take effect
01:02:51vaccines
01:02:52that they have put
01:02:52in order to enter Africa,
01:02:53He forgets.
01:02:55You'll see how they tell him.
01:02:55to my parents.
01:02:56It's because they might have a heart attack.
01:02:57Well, let them have it.
01:02:58Bea,
01:02:59You have to accept your sexuality.
01:03:00You're a lesbian.
01:03:02I told my parents
01:03:03that he was gay at 18.
01:03:05So, how's it going?
01:03:05My mother is doing very well.
01:03:07My father has been here for 16 years.
01:03:08without speaking to me.
01:03:09But we have to give it time.
01:03:10little by little.
01:03:11The important thing is that I
01:03:12I've always been clear about it.
01:03:13Not so clear, huh?
01:03:15The evidence speaks for itself.
01:03:16No,
01:03:16Last night doesn't count.
01:03:18No,
01:03:18There was no desire.
01:03:19It was a routine inspection.
01:03:21Ah,
01:03:21that was undergoing the MOT.
01:03:22So tell me how it is.
01:03:23It saved me the same amount
01:03:24the visit to the gynecologist.
01:03:25Okay, okay,
01:03:25normal.
01:03:26That's what happens when you touch breasts
01:03:27It's very relaxing.
01:03:28They're like
01:03:29the balls
01:03:30those anti-stress ones.
01:03:31Equal.
01:03:32Yeah,
01:03:32tell me.
01:03:34One moment.
01:03:35Your mother.
01:03:36God,
01:03:37He already knows.
01:03:37Courage,
01:03:38Look,
01:03:38comes out of the closet
01:03:39through the front door.
01:03:41Mother,
01:03:41how are you?
01:03:42Have you spoken to Salva yet?
01:03:43Did he tell her?
01:03:44Well, you tell him.
01:03:45Yeah,
01:03:46Yeah,
01:03:47It's true,
01:03:48I'm leaving
01:03:48with a boy,
01:03:49Mauri.
01:03:50He's looking forward to it too.
01:03:51know you.
01:03:52No,
01:03:52that I am gay.
01:03:53No,
01:03:53No,
01:03:54We haven't talked about marriage yet.
01:03:55because we just met.
01:03:56Give me that phone,
01:03:57hey,
01:03:57I want to talk to my mother-in-law.
01:03:58Mother!
01:03:58I'll call you later
01:03:59that gets cut off.
01:04:04But how
01:04:05that you have changed
01:04:06the lock?
01:04:07We know that the floor
01:04:08It's not yours.
01:04:08Call your son
01:04:09and we will
01:04:09according to him
01:04:10to pay his rent.
01:04:11This isn't going to end like this!
01:04:13You occupy!
01:04:15Come on.
01:04:17Well,
01:04:18Well, now you have your house.
01:04:19Heavy,
01:04:19that you didn't let me speak.
01:04:21We're friends, right?
01:04:22How could he let it happen?
01:04:22on the street.
01:04:23Nativity scene,
01:04:23who is a dirty-minded person.
01:04:25Well,
01:04:26I'm getting off
01:04:26to try to fix
01:04:27the elevator.
01:04:28Are you going to continue as goalkeeper?
01:04:30No,
01:04:30Zapatero called me
01:04:31so that he can write to her
01:04:32the speeches,
01:04:33But I told him no.
01:04:34Oh well,
01:04:36This girl is
01:04:36A little stressed, aren't you?
01:04:38Lack of sex.
01:04:39This,
01:04:40What was I going to say?
01:04:42Ah, yes,
01:04:43Paco is a virgin.
01:04:46Hey,
01:04:47Ivan and they kick me out.
01:04:49So I have submitted
01:04:50my resignation.
01:04:50I brought the mouse with me
01:04:51that has no cables.
01:04:52Pigeon,
01:04:53I already told you that if you were lying
01:04:53in the resume
01:04:54They were going to realize it.
01:04:56I don't know how to optimize,
01:04:57they say.
01:04:57I've been here for 20 years
01:04:58reaching the end of the month
01:04:59with your salary,
01:05:00Now that's optimization.
01:05:01You'll see now.
01:05:02cancellation fees
01:05:03of the credit,
01:05:04the blow they give us.
01:05:05Well,
01:05:05But we have shown him
01:05:06to the dick
01:05:06that financially
01:05:08We are in the lead
01:05:08of the building.
01:05:10Hey,
01:05:10And how did he manage it?
01:05:11Exit the elevator?
01:05:13Well no.
01:05:14Don't know.
01:05:15Anyway,
01:05:16This girl goes a lot
01:05:17to the gym.
01:05:17Well, I have to sign up.
01:05:18to one.
01:05:19Concha is going to end up
01:05:20selling the apartment
01:05:21And I have to be
01:05:22fit.
01:05:22The ones below crack
01:05:23any day.
01:05:24There's the duplex.
01:05:25That affection,
01:05:26Yeah.
01:05:26No, Juan,
01:05:27not now,
01:05:27We can't.
01:05:28We are planning
01:05:29the future.
01:05:30We have there
01:05:30the upper class.
01:05:31We're playing it
01:05:32with the fingers.
01:05:33Pigeon,
01:05:33We're not focused on what we're focused on.
01:05:34at night.
01:05:35That's all I'm telling you.
01:05:36Are you lacking sex?
01:05:37No.
01:05:38No, say it.
01:05:38If nothing happens.
01:05:39We are a married couple.
01:05:40I'm lacking sex.
01:05:41Do you see it?
01:05:42Here now you feel
01:05:43far better.
01:05:44Things are not good.
01:05:46keep them inside,
01:05:46Juan.
01:05:47Turn off the light.
01:05:48Go on.
01:05:58If you lower the cube like that
01:05:59The steps are tiring.
01:06:00Fuck,
01:06:01Look what a fright you gave me!
01:06:02What are you doing here?
01:06:03Nothing,
01:06:04Let's see how this goes,
01:06:05if everything works without me.
01:06:07Well,
01:06:07well yes,
01:06:08The truth is, yes.
01:06:09that people
01:06:10She's very happy with me,
01:06:11You see.
01:06:12And how are you?
01:06:13How's it going?
01:06:14Me?
01:06:15Good,
01:06:15I'm very well.
01:06:16Man,
01:06:16I'm currently in the Champions League
01:06:17of the goalkeepers.
01:06:18This next to it
01:06:19It is the third regional.
01:06:20Already.
01:06:21Well,
01:06:21well,
01:06:23I'm happy for you.
01:06:24And I for you.
01:06:27See you later.
01:06:28Bye bye.
01:06:35That's rubbish.
01:06:36Nobody cares about that.
01:06:38Does it matter to you or not?
01:06:39That's it.
01:06:40Emilio,
01:06:41What's up, dude?
01:06:42Nothing,
01:06:42who was passing by.
01:06:43Well, help me cheer this one up.
01:06:44Alicia has let the cat out of the bag.
01:06:45and he's told everyone
01:06:46that Paco is a virgin.
01:06:48Are you a virgin?
01:06:49Come on,
01:06:49Don't mess with me.
01:06:52So nothing's wrong,
01:06:53which is the most normal thing in the world.
01:06:54Not at your age.
01:06:55Oh well,
01:06:56How peaceful.
01:06:56that the time has to come.
01:06:57Yes indeed,
01:06:58hurry
01:06:59that from the age of 40
01:06:59The protagonist carries her ball.
01:07:01You just don't understand me.
01:07:02What's happening,
01:07:02that there are no romantic people left
01:07:03in the world?
01:07:04Of course,
01:07:05male.
01:07:05I'm holding back too.
01:07:07See?
01:07:07You're already romantics.
01:07:08Come on,
01:07:08I invite you to have a drink.
01:07:12Hey,
01:07:13Do you know that I suffer
01:07:13Sexual harassment at work?
01:07:15Fuck,
01:07:15How lucky.
01:07:16No,
01:07:16no luck at all,
01:07:17who is the president
01:07:17and I'm very overwhelmed.
01:07:18If you wouldn't have
01:07:19that having gone,
01:07:20male,
01:07:20This is not the same.
01:07:21Hey,
01:07:22And is the president attractive?
01:07:23Paquito is 50 tacos.
01:07:25We could meet there
01:07:25a day with her.
01:07:26Yeah,
01:07:26with her.
01:07:27Man,
01:07:27I understand about your virginity,
01:07:28But my father is here.
01:07:29there, with pick and shovel,
01:07:30with pick and shovel.
01:07:31Yeah,
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