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00:00:30I don't know what you like, I don't understand why they're being so uptight with you.

00:00:32Dude, don't be offended, it's just that I'm looking for someone younger.

00:00:35Hey, leave my sister alone, she had a hard enough time when Manolo abandoned her.

00:00:38And you keep going on about Manolo, you keep bringing Manolo up everywhere, damn it.

00:00:41It's true that I'm almost a virgin in bed; I've done it very little with my wife.

00:00:45Dad, do you want to let the neighbors harass you?

00:00:47And look what I've gotten out of it, how I pay in the eight most times.

00:00:50Concha, where were you? Aren't we going to have time to buy the popcorn?

00:00:53I'm running a little late at home with my son. Come on, let's go.

00:00:57Doña Concha, who has escaped for the ninth time.

00:01:00Come, accompany us to the residence.

00:01:01No, I want to go to the movies with my friends.

00:01:04Like a nursing home? But didn't you live in a house with your son?

00:01:08Well, it's a chalet, only they don't give you the keys to the door.

00:01:12Come on, she's not going to make it to gym class.

00:01:14But how? What kind of son do you have that you have to put him in a care home, young man?

00:01:17He's moved in with a girl, and I don't know why, he just doesn't like me.

00:01:22It seems unbelievable, considering how sweetly I scared everyone.

00:01:24No residency required. You're coming to live with us at my house.

00:01:28Hey, we'll have to think about that, okay?

00:01:30Because she'll have her friends and her stories there.

00:01:32Doña Concha, you have to come with us.

00:01:34That your son is paying 1,500 euros a month for us to take care of you.

00:01:38Well, you'll have to tell me about the movie.

00:01:40Don't worry about anything, you're coming with us tomorrow.

00:01:43Let's go home, we need to make room for him.

00:01:45Emilio, I'll let you know so you don't put the extra furniture up in the storage room.

00:01:48Listen, but I think that's happening too soon because now that summer is coming,

00:01:51In the residences it's great that they have their own garden and paths for walking.

00:01:54That's exactly what I say.

00:01:56No, come on, come on, come on, we have to make room for him.

00:01:59Well, they don't have to send the furniture to Codet very often.

00:02:01I'll see if I can go to a university and get a terrible contract.

00:02:04My son, how depressing it is to grow old.

00:02:08Thank goodness I know you would never do that to me.

00:02:10No, with these prices, don't worry, Dad, we'll be together for many years.

00:02:14May God hear you, son, may God hear you.

00:02:17No one can live here, no one can live here, no one can live here.

00:02:21Every day is like this, I couldn't have imagined it when I came here.

00:02:26I was just looking for something bad.

00:02:28I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.

00:02:30No one can live here, no one can live here, no one can live here.

00:02:35No one can live here, no one can live here, no one can live here.

00:02:39If the house above me collapses, I can't find the doorman.

00:02:44My neighbors are watching and listening to me.

00:02:46I can't stand being in this place.

00:02:49I put in a copal, a train, an earthquake and a botan.

00:02:56Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, and you'll have this ladder.

00:03:02Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad.

00:03:02No one can live here, no one can live here, no one can live here.

00:03:07No one can live here, no one can live here, no one can live here.

00:03:12No one can live here, no one can live here, no one can live here

00:03:16No one lives here, here, here.

00:03:22Hey Emilio, how's that exam going?

00:03:25Well, I'm being philosophical, but everyone says something different, it's like a soap opera.

00:03:29Whether Socrates and Aristotle told Plato something or other

00:03:31And now Descartes comes along and completely disregards all the Greeks.

00:03:35Back then, since there was no TV, people got bored and thought

00:03:38And what about God, and what about love, and the self, and being, and I don't know anymore

00:03:41Whether I exist, whether I don't exist, whether I think, or I don't know what

00:03:44Don't overthink it, Emilio, you do the dishes, therefore you exist, that sums it all up

00:03:47Hi Emilio, are you very busy?

00:03:50This one is only occupied when he's in the bathroom

00:03:52Go on, handsome, go count the hairs that have grown on your legs.

00:03:54Here, I've brought you a little gift.

00:03:56Why me?

00:03:57Because it's already been a month.

00:03:58Oh, right, yes, yes, I called you, but it went straight to voicemail.

00:04:02And I've already ordered your gift.

00:04:04Go on, open it

00:04:09Oh, how pretty, a feather

00:04:11To bring you luck on the exam

00:04:13Read the inscription

00:04:15Paper Mate, but this is Latin, isn't it?

00:04:17No, darling, further down, here

00:04:18Ah, with much love, Rocío

00:04:22Oh, well, I don't know what to say because I've never been given anything like that before.

00:04:27Are you crying, man?

00:04:28It's the pollen, you idiot.

00:04:32Here, see you later, okay, honey?

00:04:38Auntie has behaved herself

00:04:39She's the woman of my life, José, I'm going to ask her to marry me

00:04:42Don't let emotion get the better of you, because that ends up costing more than a feather.

00:04:45Yes, yes, I'm sure, I want her to be my wife and the mother of my children

00:04:48If you've only been here a month

00:04:49Well

00:04:50Hey, they're not going to give you a book or anything.

00:04:51I mean, this internet thing is ruining my voice

00:04:53Dad, I'm getting married

00:04:54You're stupid.

00:04:56He was quite excited.

00:04:57Yes, yes

00:04:58The thing is, she doesn't like to show it.

00:04:59He swallows it all down.

00:05:02Emilio, go upstairs for the siphon.

00:05:03Why does he say I have to go up?

00:05:05Those that weigh a lot sound cool to me.

00:05:07Yes, beautiful, I'll go up now.

00:05:10Let's go to the video store and grease Paco's palm.

00:05:16Oh my God, how wonderful!

00:05:18Oh, keep going, keep going, keep going, there, keep going

00:05:20Oh, that makes me so happy!

00:05:23Hello darling

00:05:24Hello

00:05:25If I interrupt something, I can come back later.

00:05:27No, no, no, we're finished.

00:05:29How are you?

00:05:30It's incredible, my head doesn't hurt anymore!

00:05:32People don't know this, but all the organs are located in the sole of the foot.

00:05:36All?

00:05:37Everyone, everyone

00:05:38Thank you so much

00:05:40See you

00:05:41Okay

00:05:41Hey, if you're going to the gym later, give me a call, I'm in!

00:05:43Yes, let's see if we can give the body a little workout.

00:05:45Let's see

00:05:47Goodbye, Roberto

00:05:48Bye

00:05:49See you later

00:05:51What's this woman's deal?

00:05:52Why does it have to touch your feet?

00:05:54It's just a massage; she's taking a reflexology course.

00:05:56And does he have to practice with you?

00:05:58What's wrong? Doesn't it reach her feet?

00:06:01Honey, you're jealous, she's just a friend

00:06:03A friend, but you touch me a lot.

00:06:05Haven't you heard? All the organs are in the foot.

00:06:07Who knows which one you were playing?

00:06:09One doesn't moan like that when their pancreas is touched.

00:06:11Okay, let's see, what do you want to tell me?

00:06:12Is the baby following me?

00:06:14And why not?

00:06:14I don't touch my friends' feet

00:06:16Well, if anyone who touches me wants something from me

00:06:18Then he'll be jealous of my gynecologist too.

00:06:20Well, look, now that you bring it up

00:06:21Honey, you have a lot of imagination

00:06:23Turn it into comics

00:06:24Whatever you want, but from now on I'll be the one giving you the massages.

00:06:26In case you didn't know

00:06:27Well, I'm learning.

00:06:28But that aunt will never touch your feet again.

00:06:31Yes, sir.

00:06:33I was giving a foot massage

00:06:35With all the nerve in my house

00:06:36Without mincing words

00:06:37It's perfectly fine, a foot massage is the most normal thing in the world

00:06:40Well, that's never been done to me.

00:06:41You're not normal, Emilio.

00:06:42I'm telling you, that girl is after my girlfriend.

00:06:44Are you telling me to watch lesbian?

00:06:46Man, it's hard to believe you won't get laid again, Paquito.

00:06:48Let's see, that he gave Lucia a foot massage

00:06:50It doesn't mean she's a lesbian.

00:06:51And he's given a lot of foot massages that don't mean anything.

00:06:53Hey, Paquito, my feet are really tired

00:06:55Would you mind giving me a little massage?

00:06:57Yeah, shit.

00:06:57See? It means something

00:06:59Touching feet is very sexual.

00:07:01Yes, yes

00:07:02It starts there, and it ends where it ends.

00:07:04Look, I know my clients very well.

00:07:05And I can tell you about the movies that are rented.

00:07:07She's not a lesbian, I see.

00:07:08You're not going to get her, Paquito.

00:07:09You buy lottery tickets, that's what you do.

00:07:10Watch out, eh

00:07:11I have my audience.

00:07:12Maybe I'll surprise you all and hook up with Bea

00:07:14That's more than a surprise, I call it a miracle

00:07:16You'll see she doesn't like guys

00:07:18Just because a woman rejects Paco doesn't mean anything.

00:07:20That's normal

00:07:22Foot reflexology

00:07:23Health is in your feet

00:07:24And why did you buy this book?

00:07:26To find out where he was touching her

00:07:27Look

00:07:30Here is the ascending colon

00:07:32Oh, so the foot is like a remote control

00:07:34Ah, well I'm going to buy this book for my wedding night

00:07:37What are you saying?

00:07:38Are you getting married?

00:07:39Man, all I need now is to ask the Virgin of El Rocío for permission.

00:07:40But come on, I'm sure she'll say yes.

00:07:42Have you bought the ring yet?

00:07:44Ah, you accept a ring.

00:07:47Well, Concha

00:07:48What do you think?

00:07:49I'm speechless, girls

00:07:52It's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me.

00:07:54What a heartwarming moment

00:07:56The Powerpuff Girl living together under the same roof

00:07:59Why don't I sleep here and she goes to the room with you?

00:08:01Marisa, don't be selfish

00:08:02Concha is like a sister to us now.

00:08:04Well, I don't know who she takes after.

00:08:05Come on, a little bit of please.

00:08:07Let it go, the move isn't over yet.

00:08:09Oh, for the one day he works he goes and complains

00:08:11Doña Vicenta

00:08:11That?

00:08:12I think this deserves a proper tip

00:08:14Don't worry, Emilio

00:08:15Then I'll give you a little mat to put on the TV

00:08:17See, how easy.

00:08:18He was happier now.

00:08:20Wow!

00:08:21He's going to break down my door!

00:08:22Well, this bed is perfect for me.

00:08:24Emilio, are you going up to the storage room?

00:08:25There's the typical trick question.

00:08:26Come on, put on these awful shoes of Fernando's

00:08:28Taking advantage of the fact that he is not there

00:08:29I take them off in the middle

00:08:31And on top of that, I can't keep them for myself.

00:08:32Because they're too big for me.

00:08:34I am truly fed up with the scum in this building.

00:08:36They want to kill me.

00:08:38Emilio, pull up these curtains in the children's bedroom

00:08:41I just changed them

00:08:42And why don't you strip them?

00:08:43How can I throw them away if they're brand new?

00:08:44Why are you changing them?

00:08:45Take them up to the storage room!

00:08:46And that's that!

00:08:47Juan, the goalkeeper is getting cocky.

00:08:49Ah!

00:08:50We have a storage room!

00:08:51Wait, wait

00:08:52No, no, no, but there's no more room, okay?

00:08:54Emilio, what's wrong?

00:08:55Mr. Juan, there's no more room for junk up in the attic.

00:08:57And people don't listen to me.

00:08:58It's short!

00:08:59He doesn't know how to put things away.

00:09:00We need to play more Tetris!

00:09:02When?

00:09:03Thank you so much

00:09:06Thank you very much, Emilio

00:09:07We have space problems.

00:09:09No, me too.

00:09:10Oh I'm sorry

00:09:12Juan, have you noticed?

00:09:14Isa hasn't greeted me

00:09:15Come on, I'll go with you, Emilio

00:09:17You'll see there's plenty of room

00:09:18Come on

00:09:20I'm going to throw the pliers into the yard.

00:09:23I know there are many things, Mr. Juan

00:09:24Yes, there are many things, Emilio.

00:09:26But it's a matter of organizing them

00:09:27Take that away and put this up there.

00:09:28Let's see if the weapons of mass destruction end up being here.

00:09:31Sure, and those boxes on the other side

00:09:33Rationalization of space, Emilio

00:09:34See how everything fits?

00:09:36Mr. John, be careful on the shelf

00:09:37It's falling, it's falling, it's falling!

00:09:40He fell

00:09:41Mr. Juan

00:09:42Are you OK?

00:09:44Say something, Mr. John

00:09:46Urgent neighborhood meeting

00:09:48This needs to be fixed.

00:09:49Yes, but first let's figure out how to get them out of here.

00:09:53Pussy

00:09:53It's magic erased

00:09:55But if you have it, I had it when I was little.

00:09:56Emilio!

00:09:57That?

00:09:58Okay, I'm coming.

00:10:02This woman has life

00:10:03It is, it is, it is

00:10:04This woman suffers

00:10:05Look, it's me.

00:10:06This woman is lacking

00:10:08Ovaridol

00:10:08That's intense.

00:10:18Look at the dog, how cute!

00:10:21Ovaridol 500

00:10:22And you'll forget that you're a woman

00:10:27And half a kilo that they paid me

00:10:30Ovaridol

00:10:31Okay, so what?

00:10:32What did you think?

00:10:33Very good

00:10:34Yeah?

00:10:35It's the best performance since Isabel Preissler advertised chocolates.

00:10:38Alicia, chew that envy well before you swallow it.

00:10:41Which then repeats

00:10:42Belén, you are destroying our relationship

00:10:44If you're happy, what do you bring to my life as a friend?

00:10:47Already

00:10:47I'm going to tell Lucia to record it for me on video.

00:10:50Poor thing, it's gone up her ass

00:10:52Because she is not used to success

00:10:55Another meeting?

00:10:56But anyway, how many is that now?

00:10:57But they don't give me the lecture

00:10:58Mr. Juan told me to say it

00:10:59And I say so.

00:11:00Tell Lucia, vote by mail

00:11:02Do whatever you want

00:11:02How bored is this guy, man?

00:11:05Emilio

00:11:06Have you seen my ad yet?

00:11:07Uh, no

00:11:08It's just that ever since I've been with Rocío, I don't watch TV.

00:11:10What are you advertising?

00:11:11An antidepressant or one of those cereals to help you go to the bathroom?

00:11:13Leave him alone, Emilio

00:11:14I am happy

00:11:16Our separation has been the best thing that could have happened to me

00:11:19My life couldn't be better.

00:11:20Mine neither.

00:11:21I'm marrying Rocío

00:11:23As?

00:11:23And I thought you could come with me to buy the ring

00:11:25And so you advise me

00:11:26Because you have a knack for this, don't you?

00:11:28I'm going to accompany you to get a ring.

00:11:29Get yourself a life

00:11:30But why are you angry?

00:11:31You're jealous

00:11:32No, I'm not jealous

00:11:33The thing is, I don't understand why you have to get married.

00:11:35Come on, Belén, because we're getting on in years.

00:11:36It's time to settle down and start a family.

00:11:38And you should start thinking about the same thing.

00:11:40You're already 30

00:11:41And then the rice gets overcooked and nobody wants to eat it.

00:11:43Look, leave me alone

00:11:44Okay, so are you coming with me to the ring thing or not?

00:11:46May your father accompany you!

00:11:49Okay, I'll ask him then.

00:11:50What's happening?

00:11:52Emilio

00:11:52She's going to marry her wallet.

00:11:53See? We're friends again.

00:12:03Clear

00:12:03I already knew that Concha was in a care home.

00:12:05If the son couldn't stand it

00:12:07At least I have friends who take me in.

00:12:09Let's see, when I grow up, who can put up with you?

00:12:11Well, my children who adore me

00:12:14What are you laughing at?

00:12:15No, I would have a plan B just in case.

00:12:17Look, posh girl, don't get all worked up on me.

00:12:19Attention, please, a little silence

00:12:21Let's insult each other quietly

00:12:22The president is going to begin the meeting

00:12:25Malvito

00:12:25And don't you yell at the meeting, okay?

00:12:27I'm calling the asylum

00:12:28I know you're a wanted man.

00:12:30First and only item of the day

00:12:32Attic sanitation of our building

00:12:34As you know, this attic has been used as a storage room.

00:12:36Since the construction of the building

00:12:38Back in the 19th century

00:12:39Vicente will remember that he bought the apartment off-plan.

00:12:41We're not the only ones who have been accumulating things

00:12:43But former neighbors

00:12:44They no longer live here

00:12:46Or that they have sadly passed away

00:12:47They also left several belongings upstairs

00:12:49So stop making me upload stuff

00:12:51There's no more room.

00:12:52We can empty it

00:12:53And we set up a gym to do Pilates

00:12:55Oh, the herbs

00:12:56He's lost his mind

00:12:58But the city council does not have a furniture collection service

00:13:01So we'll call and have them take everything away.

00:13:03What's the problem?

00:13:03If you want, I'll let my brother-in-law know.

00:13:05Leave your brother-in-law alone

00:13:06We'll manage on our own.

00:13:07But before they take anything

00:13:09We'll have to see what's up there, won't we?

00:13:11Well, shit, what's going to happen?

00:13:12Hey, why don't we have a yard sale?

00:13:14With all the excess we have?

00:13:15Oh, no

00:13:15Not one of those weird hippie markets, huh, Juan?

00:13:18That in this community we have class

00:13:19Excuse me, but the jet set ones

00:13:21They do it every year.

00:13:22Oh, how lovely.

00:13:23Like the rich

00:13:24No, I think it's a good idea, you know?

00:13:26We put out on the street the old bins that we no longer use.

00:13:28And we sell them at a low price.

00:13:29We can donate the money we raise to charity.

00:13:33Yes of course

00:13:33We'll keep whatever we collect.

00:13:35For those in need, we

00:13:37We don't even care about fixing the elevator.

00:13:39Or to go up and see my salary

00:13:40Yes, but we'll include the charitable part, okay?

00:13:43That softens things up a lot

00:13:44Oh, no, well, if you're going to use the rake

00:13:46Don't count on me to deceive people

00:13:47And who was counting on you?

00:13:49But do you really think so?

00:13:50Is someone going to give us money for that junk?

00:13:53If the infomercial manages to sell things

00:13:55Us too

00:13:56Okay, tomorrow.

00:13:57Let each neighbor select those belongings

00:13:59That he wants to preserve

00:13:59And indicate those you want to get rid of.

00:14:01So that Emilio can take them down to the portal

00:14:03Okay, but first I have to upload it

00:14:05And then lower it

00:14:05I'm telling you this.

00:14:06And nobody believes it

00:14:34Subscribe to the channel!

00:15:00Come on, Juan, we only have this one left

00:15:03I've grabbed it wrong.

00:15:04You are not leveled correctly.

00:15:05Wait a minute, okay?

00:15:07They're calling me

00:15:08I can't, I'm giving up

00:15:09I'm going to lose!

00:15:11Fuck

00:15:12I didn't deprive myself of it.

00:15:13Well, I don't get it.

00:15:15Damn it, Juan!

00:15:16Watch out, man!

00:15:21Are you OK?

00:15:22Incorrect

00:15:23I hurt myself

00:15:24But I can endure the pain

00:15:25No, no, no, I can't stand it

00:15:28This is serious.

00:15:29You've broken me

00:15:30Dude, I don't understand.

00:15:31With how square you are

00:15:33Let's walk a little bit

00:15:34No, be careful!

00:15:35Do not touch me

00:15:36I can do it alone

00:15:39No, no, I can't

00:15:40Help me, Andrés

00:15:41Avenge me

00:15:46Come on, Juanito, be brave!

00:15:48Worth

00:15:48It's serious, Andrés.

00:15:49I'm getting married

00:15:52Ose Miguel

00:15:53It's crooked on your side

00:15:54Lift it up a little

00:15:55If you wait about three years

00:15:57That's when the growth spurt ends

00:15:58Get on.

00:15:58You're wearing heels

00:15:59Look how they turned out

00:16:00The children

00:16:01poorly whitewashed

00:16:02Like her

00:16:03Vicenta

00:16:03Keep an eye on the bulldog.

00:16:04You've gone into the house

00:16:05Let's see if it's tied properly.

00:16:06What called me?

00:16:08Hey, where did you get this?

00:16:09Because it's really ugly, isn't it?

00:16:11It was a painting that my mother had.

00:16:12She must be one of our ancestors.

00:16:14Is that where we come from?

00:16:15This explains everything.

00:16:17That?

00:16:17Do you see anything interesting?

00:16:19Yes, thanks

00:16:19Do you need our help?

00:16:21Need to make a decision?

00:16:22Well, man

00:16:23Like a mortgage like that

00:16:23I can buy an apartment on my own

00:16:24But what if I need more money?

00:16:26I'll let you know, okay?

00:16:27Look

00:16:27Roblox trading cards

00:16:29From Superpop

00:16:30And a Pecos album

00:16:31Karina, do you want to stop looking?

00:16:33In the trunk of memories?

00:16:34You're depressing me

00:16:35Oh, how I loved Barbie!

00:16:37As a child, I wanted to be like her

00:16:38Not you?

00:16:39Barbie has 20 jobs

00:16:40A convertible

00:16:41And a steady boyfriend

00:16:42We are nothing alike

00:16:43And on top of that, he doesn't have a birthday.

00:16:45Elena, don't worry about Emilio.

00:16:46She already looks like the other person.

00:16:47Or not?

00:16:48Go on, change her dress

00:16:50Barbie

00:16:51Or take an ovarydon

00:16:52Take

00:16:53Take these brochures

00:16:54Go to the corner

00:16:54And you distribute them

00:16:55And smile

00:16:56Show off your orthodontics

00:16:57Mom, I don't know if you know

00:16:58But people get paid

00:16:59For doing these things

00:17:00Natalia, this is beneficial.

00:17:02Don't you ever get tired of making fools of yourselves?

00:17:03Look at her

00:17:04For one day he has to teach

00:17:05He puts on pants

00:17:07Juan, what's wrong?

00:17:08Nothing

00:17:09That I have made an effort

00:17:10And I have a pain here

00:17:11I can't even walk

00:17:11Let's see

00:17:13No, those are gases.

00:17:14Brussels sprouts

00:17:15Don't squeeze, it hurts.

00:17:16Let's go to the hospital

00:17:18And have them look at it in a moment

00:17:19Okay, I'll stay in charge.

00:17:20But you're not coming with me.

00:17:21We cannot leave this without a presidency.

00:17:23Anarchy may spread, Juan

00:17:25Go away

00:17:26And if it's serious

00:17:26Send me a message on my mobile.

00:17:28Who idolizes you?

00:17:29You

00:17:29Well, that's it

00:17:30And come back soon.

00:17:31What are you doing here?

00:17:32Good morning

00:17:33Do you like anything?

00:17:34What kind of humanitarian aid is this for?

00:17:36As?

00:17:37That's where they're going to spend the money that's raised.

00:17:39To neighbors without borders

00:17:40We all have the right

00:17:41To have a decent intercom

00:17:43What a strange NGO, isn't it?

00:17:45No, it's a new foundation

00:17:46He performs vasectomies

00:17:47Throughout the northern part of the third world

00:17:50Would you like to collaborate?

00:17:51Oh my God, how awful!

00:17:52What did you tell him?

00:17:53What have you scared him away from?

00:17:54Come on, let's put prices on everything, shall we?

00:17:56So that?

00:17:57If we're not going to sell anything

00:17:58Fernando doesn't call me

00:17:59He hasn't called me in four days.

00:18:01And that means something is happening

00:18:02You call him

00:18:02I don't feel like it.

00:18:03That I always have to be the one to call

00:18:04Let him call

00:18:05That's why he left.

00:18:07He wants to cut it off, it's the old trick

00:18:09He calls less and less.

00:18:10He calls less and less.

00:18:11And I ended up finding out through the newspapers

00:18:12She's been involved with Hugh Grant

00:18:13Who is also gay

00:18:14And don't argue with me about it because I'm not in the mood.

00:18:15No, no, no

00:18:17Okay, I'm going to the gym.

00:18:18So I'm in the middle of a crisis

00:18:20And you, do you go to the gym?

00:18:21If you want, I'll stay.

00:18:22No, no, I'm fine.

00:18:24Leave him, go away, go away

00:18:25See you later

00:18:26So you're leaving

00:18:27Mauri, don't drive me crazy

00:18:28What I do?

00:18:28Should I leave or stay?

00:18:29Go away

00:18:30I'm fine, I'm telling you I'm fine.

00:18:31Go away

00:18:32Okay

00:18:36Hello

00:18:37Home movie collection service for VIP customers

00:18:40What's happening?

00:18:40Am I late?

00:18:41No, no, it's a new offer

00:18:42Well, the package includes a film forum discussion with me.

00:18:45To discuss and analyze the film in depth

00:18:48I named her Telegarcia

00:18:49Alright

00:18:51But the movie I rented is The Incredible Hulk

00:18:54Well, it's a very dense film

00:18:56It has a very interesting Floridian reading

00:18:58It deals with penis envy

00:19:00He's a man for whom everything grows.

00:19:02Except for his sexual organ

00:19:04His ears aren't growing either.

00:19:06There it is

00:19:07And what does the director mean by this?

00:19:10Sorry, but I have to go to the gym

00:19:12We'll talk about it another time, okay?

00:19:14Okay, we'll forget about the colloquium.

00:19:15But how about a nice dinner, a drink, or a...?

00:19:20It's true?

00:19:21Why don't the dough's ears grow?

00:19:24Or is this girl smart?

00:19:27Hello

00:19:28Is Lucia there?

00:19:29Yes, yes, yes

00:19:29Come in, come in

00:19:32Lucia

00:19:33Your friend is here

00:19:34I'll be out in a minute.

00:19:37Hey

00:19:38I'm delighted that you encouraged Lucia to return to the gym, huh?

00:19:42Haven't you noticed she's gained a couple of kilos?

00:19:44Well, no, no

00:19:45I had noticed, hadn't I?

00:19:46Come on

00:19:46Yes, you have noticed.

00:19:47And why would I notice?

00:19:48I don't know

00:19:49Because now you're such good friends

00:19:50And you touch your feet

00:19:51Well

00:19:52I'm already here

00:19:53Let's go

00:19:54And now it's time to work up a sweat, right?

00:19:56And then to the shower, there, all together

00:19:58What are you saying?

00:19:59And if one doesn't reach the back, it rubs against the other.

00:20:00Typical stuff between friends

00:20:02Hey, if you want we can leave it for another day

00:20:03No, no, no

00:20:04Peaceful

00:20:04Don't worry, wait for me downstairs, okay?

00:20:06I'm going to talk to Roberto for a moment.

00:20:08And you do some stretches while it goes down

00:20:10Don't get cold

00:20:11That

00:20:15And what are you on about?

00:20:16Can you tell me what's going on with you and Bea?

00:20:17Nothing for me

00:20:18I'm delighted that you've found such a close friend so suddenly.

00:20:21I'm fed up with your paranoia and your insecurities

00:20:24Hey, hey, hey

00:20:24No paranoia here, okay?

00:20:25I've spoken to people at the video store and they all say something strange is going on here.

00:20:28Ah, of course.

00:20:29The council of wise men of the building

00:20:31Paco, Emilio and an 11-year-old boy

00:20:33Yes, I got very good grades.

00:20:34This woman is touching your feet

00:20:35But it's really getting on my nerves.

00:20:37Look

00:20:37Look, you've made a fool of yourself and you've made a fool of me.

00:20:39So grow up a little, okay?

00:20:41Or I'm going to have to send you to camp this summer

00:20:43I don't see the point.

00:20:44Me neither

00:20:47Who else in Mosquea?

00:20:49Let's go, it's better

00:20:51Come on, come on, come on

00:20:52How am I feeling about this idea of the rake?

00:20:58What is it for?

00:20:59Ah, look

00:21:00That is, if you sell a degree from Peru

00:21:01The one on the right is winning.

00:21:02Look, look, look, look

00:21:03Look how fast it runs

00:21:04Instead of watching the shit, I could pick it up, damn it.

00:21:06Help out a little.

00:21:07Yes, yeah, listen

00:21:07What can I say?

00:21:08Are you sure you want to get married?

00:21:10Yes, Dad.

00:21:10Yes

00:21:10I'm going to ask Rocío for it.

00:21:11I'm very excited

00:21:12Already

00:21:12I don't think it will happen.

00:21:14But imagine she says yes

00:21:15You know what you're getting into

00:21:17Ignorant of life

00:21:18Look, Dad

00:21:19Don't try to make me bitter.

00:21:19You're not going to get it, are you?

00:21:21I'm in love

00:21:21I'm getting married, period.

00:21:22And you should support me

00:21:24Because if it weren't for me

00:21:24You'd be playing the accordion on the subway now.

00:21:26What accordion?

00:21:27Which subway?

00:21:27What are you saying?

00:21:28Dad

00:21:28A little bit of love

00:21:29Your son is getting married

00:21:30I'm going to give you a grandson

00:21:31Grandchildren?

00:21:32Yes, so he can take it to the fluff races

00:21:34Give me a hug, son

00:21:35You're getting married, damn it!

00:21:37I'm going to buy it for Rocío

00:21:38A ring with a diamond like this

00:21:40Do you know of any high-end jewelry stores?

00:21:42Do you know who you're talking to?

00:21:43Your father has a lot of class.

00:21:45And much knowledge, my son.

00:21:47Go on, get the Yellow Pages.

00:21:48Look, this, by Versace

00:21:50Yes, from Versace.

00:21:51By Versace

00:21:52It seems unbelievable.

00:21:54Not trusting your father

00:21:55With the amount of knowledge he has

00:21:57This is a wonderful radio station.

00:22:00When did Joaquín Luqui start?

00:22:01And it only costs 20 euros

00:22:02But it works

00:22:03Well, I don't know.

00:22:04It's going 125

00:22:05A 220

00:22:06But

00:22:08For 5 euros more

00:22:10You get this handy transformer

00:22:11And you prove it.

00:22:12Mom, mom

00:22:13Give me more chicks

00:22:14I've run out

00:22:15Are many people interested?

00:22:16No, but he gets laid a lot.

00:22:17Hey, share it with the elderly.

00:22:19People your age don't buy things, huh?

00:22:20This girl is unstable.

00:22:22He always thinks the same thing

00:22:23I have placed the shadows

00:22:24In the beach cooler

00:22:26Note

00:22:26Sunday kit

00:22:2710 euros

00:22:27What are we lying about?

00:22:29Shell

00:22:29Put the money in the little box, okay?

00:22:31Then we checked her bra

00:22:32Yes of course

00:22:33Listen

00:22:33How can you ask me for 50 euros for this?

00:22:36Because it's worth it, ma'am

00:22:37That's pure Baroque.

00:22:38Look

00:22:39Do you like blue?

00:22:40Look, isn't it cute?

00:22:42Well, this is handmade

00:22:43Oh!

00:22:43The mobile

00:22:44She already looks like an executive

00:22:46Yes, the coprovich

00:22:47Yeah?

00:22:48Yeah

00:22:48Shh!

00:22:49Tell me

00:22:50Pigeon

00:22:50I've already received the ultrasound results.

00:22:52I have a hernia

00:22:54Oh ok

00:22:54I was worried about you.

00:22:55What a success the rake was!

00:22:57How are we selling, huh?

00:22:58Word has spread, and you wouldn't believe it.

00:23:00People are so supportive!

00:23:01They told me I need surgery

00:23:03Don't they know when I'm going to the operating room?

00:23:04How 20?

00:23:0535

00:23:06And I'm not going down from there, ma'am.

00:23:07Paloma, did you hear me?

00:23:08Yes, Juan

00:23:09When all this mess is over, I'm going there.

00:23:10Who is your husband?

00:23:12Sausage

00:23:13Hey, Concha sends her regards.

00:23:15Thank you

00:23:16They told me they're going to give me general anesthesia.

00:23:19Better off sleeping

00:23:20You wake up with some staples and go home

00:23:23Ma'am, don't touch it and you won't buy anything.

00:23:24Man, already

00:23:25Hey, when are the kids coming?

00:23:26No, I don't say anything to the children.

00:23:28They love you very much and care about you, huh?

00:23:29Call me if you have to go into surgery

00:23:31A little kiss, darling

00:23:35My wife

00:23:36Which is coming now

00:23:37Yeah, yeah

00:23:38That's what they all say.

00:23:40How is Juanito?

00:23:42Divinely

00:23:42My husband is a champion

00:23:44Excuse me, how much are you asking for this painting?

00:23:47Well, I don't know.

00:23:47Wait a moment, let me ask.

00:23:48This painting?

00:23:50Yeah

00:23:5050 euros

00:23:51I'm very fond of Marco.

00:23:53Okay, I'll take it.

00:23:54No, no, Marisa

00:23:55There are 150

00:23:56You're losing your mind

00:23:57Ah, yes

00:23:58The medication

00:23:59Excuse me

00:24:00Okay, okay, that's fine.

00:24:01150, eh

00:24:02No, excuse me

00:24:03We're sorry

00:24:03But this painting has already been sold

00:24:05What are you saying?

00:24:06Yes

00:24:07Vicenta sold it before.

00:24:08I can go up to 300, eh

00:24:10For 350 you can also get the fan

00:24:13And the album by María Jesús and her accordion

00:24:15The one with the little birds

00:24:16Paloma, listen to me.

00:24:17It's sold.

00:24:18Oh, how tiresome with the

00:24:20Ah, yes, of course.

00:24:22Yes, that gentleman who came by a little while ago.

00:24:24500 euros, huh

00:24:25Does that seem like enough to you?

00:24:26Don't insist

00:24:27I'm sorry

00:24:27We can't do anything

00:24:30Okay, okay

00:24:31Bye

00:24:32But you're all stupid

00:24:33Me for 500 euros

00:24:35I even clean his house in the afternoons.

00:24:37Marisa, you haven't seen his face

00:24:38That guy was in control

00:24:40This painting is good.

00:24:41Clear

00:24:41Otherwise, how will he pay for that money?

00:24:43For something so ugly?

00:24:44We need to appraise this.

00:24:45And sell it under good conditions

00:24:46Who knows what it's worth?

00:24:47But we'll have to sell it ourselves.

00:24:49Because this painting belongs to my sister.

00:24:50Clear

00:24:51What do you think?

00:24:51Vicenta is going to give you a heart attack

00:24:52If he ignores you

00:24:53Did he ask you to let Concha into the house?

00:24:56No

00:24:56I'll buy it from him for next to nothing.

00:24:58Then we sell it to a collector.

00:24:59And we split it between the three of us.

00:25:02Of course

00:25:03Careful

00:25:03Bow in sight

00:25:06Vicenta

00:25:06What I've thought

00:25:08Because the painting isn't going to sell

00:25:09I'll buy it from you.

00:25:10And I give it to my mother

00:25:12Oh, no, no

00:25:12I've thought about it more.

00:25:13And it's not for sale

00:25:14I've found a place for it in the living room

00:25:16But are you going to post that?

00:25:17Oh, poor thing.

00:25:18Andrés's mother, a man

00:25:19Well, maybe he should get her something else.

00:25:21You'll see how it turns out

00:25:23I think he's doing it on purpose.

00:25:26Calm down

00:25:26I'll work for Vicenta myself.

00:25:29I'm going to call him

00:25:30No, no, no

00:25:32Yes, I'm going to call him

00:25:33But just to check that it's okay.

00:25:35Coldly

00:25:37Distant, so it doesn't show.

00:25:39Do you really think I can go a week without calling myself?

00:25:41Do you know how I am?

00:25:44Fernando

00:25:48Do you want a tube or something?

00:25:49Okay

00:25:49She's hooked up with someone else

00:25:50As?

00:25:50I called Fernando

00:25:51But he hasn't answered me.

00:25:52Fernando was another one

00:25:53He's putting them on me, but fine.

00:25:54And I'm remembering

00:25:55Thatcher, Big Ben

00:25:56And of all the monkeys in Gibraltar

00:25:58I think the best thing is for you to take a walk around.

00:26:00And that clears your head

00:26:01Hey, Maury, is there anything we can do for you?

00:26:03I don't know, whatever you want

00:26:04It took a month and a half for him to forget me, Lucia

00:26:06But they took longer to change our kitchen.

00:26:08If things are heated, we can't give you good advice.

00:26:11I think the best thing is for you to get some fresh air.

00:26:14Why don't you take out the glasses?

00:26:15Okay, yes

00:26:17And I don't know if you realize that you're kicking me out of my house

00:26:19I know, but it's the perfect time

00:26:20I'm going to kiss her

00:26:21Go kiss her, but be careful, don't fall in love.

00:26:22And then look what happens

00:26:23And you weren't overwhelmed, I promise we talked all night

00:26:25Calm down, first things first

00:26:29What do you think about Fernando?

00:26:30I'm saying it, I'm saying it

00:26:30Okay, okay, okay

00:26:32Yes, yes, it's done.

00:26:33He's already gone

00:26:34Poor Maury, huh?

00:26:35She's having a terrible time

00:26:37Hey, Roberto's acting a bit strange too, isn't he?

00:26:39Oh, yes.

00:26:39I don't know what's wrong with him.

00:26:40He's been getting paranoid about the gay thing lately.

00:26:42Oh, really?

00:26:43Because?

00:26:43You're going to laugh, huh?

00:26:44But he's obsessed with the fact that you like him

00:26:46You want to hook up with me

00:26:53Look at that, huh?

00:26:53What things has he been thinking about lately?

00:26:55Well, I think I'm going to head home.

00:26:58I am completely in love with you

00:27:00It's because if I do a load of laundry too late

00:27:01Paloma is complaining because it makes too much noise.

00:27:02If you don't feel the same way, that's okay.

00:27:03I understand

00:27:04We can still be friends

00:27:05I always wash colored clothes in cold water, yes

00:27:07Because once I wore jeans with a t-shirt

00:27:09I should have waited a little longer, shouldn't I?

00:27:10The juice is delicious, huh?

00:27:11Thank you so much

00:27:15Well, she is going to be a lesbian.

00:27:16Because he hasn't paid any attention to me.

00:27:17And it's the first time this has happened to me.

00:27:19Could it be that this is the first time you've approached a girl?

00:27:21I've looked at it very closely

00:27:23And he has a rather manly gait.

00:27:25Cowboy style

00:27:26But I already said so.

00:27:27Bea likes women

00:27:29Yes, specifically yours, to be more precise.

00:27:31What are you saying?

00:27:32You don't get it.

00:27:33Bea is involved with Mauri

00:27:34What are you saying, ma'am?

00:27:36If Mauri is gay

00:27:36Well, there will be sidewalk changes.

00:27:38Let's see if we can listen to Radio Patio.

00:27:39Everyone already knows that, damn it

00:27:42Bye

00:27:42Clear

00:27:44There it is, but it hasn't paid any attention to me.

00:27:45That's emotional intrusion, damn it!

00:27:47If you're gay, you're gay.

00:27:48Leave something for others

00:27:49And what are you thinking? What do you see?

00:27:50He was after your girl

00:27:51Damn, what a loser

00:27:53You're the ones who are messing with my head.

00:27:54And then I end up making a fool of myself with Lucia.

00:27:57Now I'm going to have to apologize to him.

00:27:59Mauri with an aunt

00:28:01How complicated is this sex thing?

00:28:02In the end, we'll all end up being hermaphrodites

00:28:05Getting ourselves pregnant

00:28:06Well, you were going to have some beautiful children.

00:28:08Well, I'm not going to have it with Lucia.

00:28:09And some mulattoes are going to come out that will make you fall backwards.

00:28:12Okay, I'm leaving.

00:28:12I've arranged to meet my father to buy the ring.

00:28:14Hey, man, I'll go with you

00:28:15This is a historic moment

00:28:17Is Emilio married?

00:28:19I'm doing something wrong.

00:28:21Why did we have to dress up like this?

00:28:23Why are they sucking up to you?

00:28:25You look like you're going to spend a lot of money

00:28:26Yes, yes, what face is that?

00:28:28Well, the one I have, the one to spend

00:28:30You leave her to me

00:28:31Good afternoon

00:28:31How can I help you?

00:28:33Hello

00:28:33My son intends to get married and jump into bed.

00:28:35We need a good ring

00:28:37To convince the aforementioned

00:28:39You have been to the right place

00:28:40What price range have you considered?

00:28:42Price is not a problem

00:28:43How much is love worth?

00:28:44I understand

00:28:45I'll be right back

00:28:47Dad, the exact price of my love is 300 euros, okay?

00:28:50I don't carry any more.

00:28:51Yes, well there's one of 7,000

00:28:53Why have they forgotten that and left it in pesetas?

00:28:55Don't worry, important people haggle.

00:28:57The more they think we have, the bigger the discount they give us.

00:29:00Look, the quality-price ratio of these rings is unbeatable.

00:29:03Here we have a one-carat diamond

00:29:05Hey, haven't you ever seen a face of a carat?

00:29:08Please don't throw us any crap or we won't go

00:29:10Just a moment, please.

00:29:12Dad, these are beautiful!

00:29:13We have to act like this to make it seem like we understand.

00:29:17Sorry

00:29:17Yes, I have some people there who have laid me off.

00:29:20I showed them a one-carat diamond and they told me not to show them junk.

00:29:23Ah, these are the kind of clients I like.

00:29:26Do they look like foreigners?

00:29:27I don't know exactly what they look like.

00:29:31Good afternoon, gentlemen

00:29:33Will you accompany me to my office?

00:29:35I'm going to show you our best designs

00:29:37That's what I've come across

00:29:38Dad, don't let it happen to you.

00:29:39Don't worry, Emilio, looking is free.

00:29:42Would you like something to drink?

00:29:43Champagne

00:29:46Thank you for joining me to prepare the afternoon snack

00:29:49You'll see how happy the girls will be.

00:29:52You're an angel, Vicenta, always thinking of others

00:29:55Yes, that's me.

00:29:56From birth

00:29:58Besides, this way we get to know each other better

00:30:00You and I have connected, we have a feeling.

00:30:03Feeling?

00:30:05Yes, yes, that's true.

00:30:08We can now lower the trays

00:30:10Oh, forgive me

00:30:14I love to cook too.

00:30:16We can meet up one day and exchange recipes

00:30:19Yes, yes, we'll do it whenever you want.

00:30:21Oh, sorry, don't misunderstand me.

00:30:24I have a problem with double meanings.

00:30:26Do you like couscous?

00:30:30This is a three-carat diamond mounted in white gold.

00:30:33Simple, modern and elegant

00:30:36This one, this is the one I want

00:30:38And how much does it cost?

00:30:3923,200 euros

00:30:40Zipote

00:30:41Hey?

00:30:42It's not bad, but it's a bit vulgar.

00:30:45Well, if you'll allow me, I'm going to show you something very special.

00:30:49Because you are

00:30:50The Royal Household has commissioned us to design the wedding rings.

00:30:54For the wedding of His Royal Highness the Prince to Doña Leticia

00:30:56Are those the rings they're going to wear?

00:30:58These are, you can already see what kind of clients we have

00:31:00Okay, which one do you like?

00:31:05It says 23,000 euros here

00:31:07But what is the price?

00:31:09Well, man

00:31:09I could give them a discount of about 500 euros

00:31:13Oh my god, even with the discount it's too expensive

00:31:15Well, I don't know.

00:31:16Let's see what the boyfriend thinks

00:31:18Uh, well

00:31:20I'm having doubts

00:31:21I need 24 hours to think about it

00:31:23Ah, very good.

00:31:23Or 24 years to save

00:31:26The stick figure said, "Those stupid bitches."

00:31:30You have a spot on your iris that I don't like at all.

00:31:33You need to get a checkup.

00:31:34Yeah, man, so they can find me something

00:31:36So, how are the accounts looking?

00:31:38How much has been sold?

00:31:40573 euros

00:31:41And wake up, you have to sell more

00:31:43Look, there comes the little yogurt boy

00:31:45Hey, could you sell him what car?

00:31:47So he can play when he gets home

00:31:49Yes, I know he's a kid.

00:31:50I've decided I'm not interested.

00:31:52No, neither do you.

00:31:54See? You two make a good team in that respect.

00:31:56How's business?

00:31:57Have you already booked your villa in Ibiza?

00:31:59Hey Alex, why don't you go study a little?

00:32:01I wonder if they're going to give you a surprise checkpoint tomorrow.

00:32:03I don't think so

00:32:04Would you like to have a drink tonight?

00:32:06Shall we meet at 10?

00:32:07I'm sorry, I can't

00:32:08I have a plan

00:32:09Well, nothing much.

00:32:10But I'm free before then.

00:32:14Let him suffer a little

00:32:15Don't be cruel, woman

00:32:17The boy is having a very hard time

00:32:19Damn, Dad, what a mess you've made!

00:32:20It wasn't me this time, okay?

00:32:22Ah, that's right.

00:32:23Which is beneficial

00:32:24Okay, girls

00:32:25Habit control

00:32:28Marisa

00:32:29I think Andrés is courting me.

00:32:31Courting?

00:32:32That word doesn't even appear in the dictionary anymore

00:32:34How old-fashioned you are!

00:32:35Call it whatever you want

00:32:37But she told me we have a connection

00:32:39And then he asked me if I like couscous.

00:32:41Come on, it's a miracle you didn't end up in bed.

00:32:43You laugh

00:32:44Look

00:32:48And in front of his wife

00:32:50This is very embarrassing

00:32:51You're a different person when you put on lipstick.

00:32:54Not bad, right?

00:32:55You're not in a position to choose either.

00:32:56That's the least of it.

00:32:57What I do?

00:32:58Buy yourself some underwear

00:32:59Because if I see the one you're wearing

00:33:02Yes, yes

00:33:07Lucia, what are you doing?

00:33:08Cleaning the refrigerator

00:33:09Don't you see it?

00:33:10Ah, but it's dirtier.

00:33:12No, man, I'm not cleaning

00:33:13And I also want to arrange things in alphabetical order.

00:33:16Any problem?

00:33:16No, no, no, no

00:33:17For all I care, you can order them by expiration date.

00:33:19Dear

00:33:20Come, we need to talk.

00:33:21Hey, honey

00:33:22If you're not going to eat this cheese, I'll throw it away.

00:33:24Leave that alone.

00:33:24No, bring it because I want to put it in the Q for cheese.

00:33:26Forget that, I need to apologize.

00:33:27Because?

00:33:28You were right.

00:33:29I'm paranoid, jealous, and a loudmouth.

00:33:32You see a really nice aunt

00:33:33And I think it's great that you're friends.

00:33:34Well, we're not that close either.

00:33:36And besides, now we might start seeing each other a little less.

00:33:38What's wrong? Are you all annoyed?

00:33:40No, no, no, nothing important, just a silly little scrape

00:33:43I knew it, it was my fault, I'm going to talk to her

00:33:45No, no, no, Roberto, really, it wasn't your fault

00:33:47You help me with the cold

00:33:48Yes, yes, yes

00:33:48I was really rude to her, I'll be right back

00:33:50No, darling, really, if not

00:33:51Okay, wait a moment, I'll come down with you.

00:33:54Oh my God

00:33:56I've made a fool of myself, I want to die

00:33:57I shouldn't have jumped in.

00:33:59But what happened? What did he say to you?

00:34:00She got nervous and started talking to me about her washing machine.

00:34:03From your washing machine? Hold on a minute, let's analyze double meanings.

00:34:05There are no double meanings, Mauri

00:34:06No

00:34:06That the worst time of his life is over, and so am I.

00:34:09What's wrong with me for sticking my nose where it doesn't belong?

00:34:11He might have even told Roberto.

00:34:12Bea, just relax.

00:34:14Get ready, we're going out, let's see if we can pick someone up

00:34:15What are you saying?

00:34:16If Fernando thinks he's the only one who can cheat, he's very wrong.

00:34:20Before I met him, I was a legend of the night.

00:34:22I used to post the trendy places

00:34:23And now Mauri is back on the market

00:34:25You look like the trailer for a bad movie.

00:34:27Don't you think you should call him and talk to him before embarking on this adventure?

00:34:30Of course I'll call him, but tomorrow, to tell him what I do tonight.

00:34:34Bye

00:34:35You want to talk to Bea, right?

00:34:36Yes, it is.

00:34:37Hang on a minute

00:34:39Are?

00:34:40Snap

00:34:43Hi Roberto, look, first of all I wanted to clarify that...

00:34:45No, no, no, no, no, no

00:34:46I'm the one who should apologize for being so rude to you.

00:34:50Ah

00:34:51And congratulations, damn it, I didn't know you two were together

00:34:53You kept that quiet, huh?

00:34:55Damn gays, how do you guys pick up girls?

00:34:57No, be careful, I'm still with Fernando

00:34:58Honey, this isn't the time to discuss that.

00:35:00No, no, no, I don't care how you guys do it anymore.

00:35:03And you can go up to see Lucia whenever you want, I'd be delighted.

00:35:06Mauri, you really know your stuff, you're a love all-rounder

00:35:13But these people still think we're together.

00:35:14Do you realize?

00:35:16Lucía hasn't told him, and if she hasn't told him, it's for a reason; she's having doubts.

00:35:19But how can they think I'm not gay?

00:35:20Do you think I should talk to her?

00:35:22Hey?

00:35:22Are you listening to me?

00:35:23Not me, what about you?

00:35:24Neither

00:35:24Well then, I'm off on the town.

00:35:26Honey, don't wait up for me

00:35:30I'm 36 years old and I can't afford a decent ring

00:35:32I'm going to be miserable my whole life

00:35:34Don't be sad, son, at least we had a few laughs.

00:35:37Hey, Dad, isn't there a treasure in our family that's been passed down from generation to generation?

00:35:41Don't be fooled, in our family the only thing that's passed down from generation to generation is flat feet.

00:35:47Emilio, so you don't go without a ring, I've taken this for you.

00:35:50Damn, it's the prince's ring, but it's been stolen.

00:35:53Well, one of them has the other one, if it was egg

00:35:56See, Dad, what happens when you let the kid drink champagne?

00:35:58Look at the quality

00:35:59Damn, you got the ring and it was free, what are you complaining about?

00:36:02But how can I give Rocío the prince's ring if it says Felipe and Leticia on the inside?

00:36:07Well, he just pops it on his finger quickly and doesn't even notice.

00:36:10Okay, are you sure nobody saw you?

00:36:12No?

00:36:13Well, I already have a ring

00:36:14Now this is one ring to rule them all

00:36:16Hey Emilio, can you tell me where you've been all afternoon?

00:36:19As soon as my husband is gone, you go wild

00:36:21No, we've gone to take Josemi to the natural history museum

00:36:24That he had a problem with the theory of evolution

00:36:26As soon as he saw my father next to the monkey, he immediately established the connection.

00:36:29Well, you'll get those hours back.

00:36:31And you, come on, let's have dinner.

00:36:32Okay, but take it easy, okay?

00:36:34This money shouldn't belong to the community

00:36:36Because I've sold more than you.

00:36:38What are you saying? You sit down all day.

00:36:40But the most expensive thing that's been sold is mine.

00:36:42Yes, but thanks to us

00:36:44How many grams of Roblobo have you sold?

00:36:46None, but we sold the Nancy doll for three euros.

00:36:48But you weren't making money.

00:36:50What's happening?

00:36:51It turns out that now everyone wants to keep what's theirs.

00:36:53Well, I don't know why we vote in the meetings.

00:36:55Well, no gossip here, okay?

00:36:57This money belongs to the community

00:36:58And that's that.

00:36:59I'll start selling on my own tomorrow.

00:37:01Oh, really?

00:37:02Well, me too.

00:37:02Look at that problem!

00:37:04I just can't stand selfish people, you know?

00:37:06Don't worry.

00:37:06We've placed Nancy there.

00:37:07That was the most valuable thing

00:37:08Okay

00:37:09Well, let each one set up her own little business.

00:37:11We'll see what happens

00:37:14Paloma, good news

00:37:16I sent the photo of the painting to an appraiser.

00:37:18And he says it could be a Goya.

00:37:20From the Bordeaux stage

00:37:22When I was already on my way there

00:37:23Yes, well, things must have been very bad.

00:37:24To paint an ancestor of Vicenta

00:37:26The bad thing is that I'm trying to win her over.

00:37:28But I think she thinks I'm chasing after her

00:37:31What I've always said

00:37:32She's acting like a saint.

00:37:34But she's obsessive.

00:37:35Juan is looking at my package

00:37:36What are you saying?

00:37:37Well, let's not complicate things.

00:37:39We have to grab the Goya

00:37:40Like those in the movies

00:37:41Tonight we'll take the keys from Emilio.

00:37:43And we went into the old women's house

00:37:45When they are sleeping

00:37:46But that's trespassing.

00:37:48Oh, no

00:37:49Not here

00:37:50Here we call that

00:37:52Go to the neighbor's house

00:38:13Hi how are things?

00:38:14I'm Mauri

00:38:15Hello, I'm Cesar

00:38:16And this is my boyfriend Marcos

00:38:19Ah...

00:38:20Okay, see you later

00:38:23What's going on here that everyone has a partner?

00:38:25Hey, sorry

00:38:27Do you want something?

00:38:28Let's have a drink and get to know each other.

00:38:30No

00:38:32Microdot, stasis, speed, cocaine, a pill

00:38:34No, no, no, thank you very much.

00:38:35Now, if you sell killings, I'll buy a pack from you.

00:38:37What's happening?

00:38:38Are you kidding me?

00:38:39No way, dude.

00:38:39Good vibes, good vibes

00:38:41It will be agile

00:38:42Hey

00:38:42Damn, how things have changed!

00:38:47Hello

00:38:48Excuse me, aren't you ugly?

00:38:49No, sorry, I don't smoke

00:38:51Hey

00:38:51Would you mind leaving my girl alone?

00:38:53Look, man

00:38:54What do you want?

00:38:54What did I tell you to order?

00:38:55No no

00:38:55She was the one who asked me for a light.

00:38:57Don't worry, if I don't like it

00:38:58What are you on about?

00:38:59What are you calling, Ugly?

00:39:00What's wrong, are you calling me, Ugly, Cadí?

00:39:01No, I am the law.

00:39:03If I were to approach someone, I'd approach you.

00:39:05Hey?

00:39:05What's wrong with you?

00:39:06Are you asking my boyfriend for a fling?

00:39:08She's an example, woman.

00:39:09I don't like him either.

00:39:10What? You don't like me?

00:39:11I don't like you, no

00:39:12I don't like you

00:39:14I asked for an infection in the operating room

00:39:15From milk

00:39:16And since then, seven operations

00:39:18One after the other

00:39:19That's why at least fifteen years have passed.

00:39:22I think it has coffee.

00:39:23Federico

00:39:24Federico died last night

00:39:25Right there where you are

00:39:27And I had nothing either.

00:39:30And a milk

00:39:31I had nothing

00:39:32This hospital is a shithole

00:39:34And the nurses are ugly.

00:39:36Come on, let's go to sleep now

00:39:39Ugly

00:39:39Are you ugly?

00:39:40Yes, come on, yes

00:39:41Excuse me

00:39:42Don't you happen to have a bio-invite for this middle area?

00:39:45Yes, a bionvito

00:39:46Well, as I was saying

00:39:48Look at the area they've put me in.

00:39:51To pee I just have to raise my arm

00:39:54Excuse me, I'm going to call my wife for a moment.

00:39:56It seems to be taking a while.

00:39:56Call, call, call

00:39:58Call, call

00:39:58Let's see if the number hasn't changed yet.

00:40:03I can't hear anything

00:40:04They've already fallen asleep

00:40:05Okay, let me open it.

00:40:08To the dove

00:40:09Turn off your phone, damn it.

00:40:12But John

00:40:13How could you call me at this hour?

00:40:15No, it's because you haven't come to see me

00:40:16And they've told me I'm having surgery tomorrow.

00:40:18And I don't have any clean clothes.

00:40:19I've been really busy.

00:40:21People have revealed themselves to me

00:40:22When you're not around, everything gets out of control.

00:40:24I'm about to call my sister

00:40:25So that she can come and keep me company.

00:40:26Don't even think about telling your sister, okay, Juan?

00:40:28I'm going to see you tomorrow

00:40:29What are they going to hear from us?

00:40:30Who is that?

00:40:31Oh, what memories of Andrés!

00:40:33Okay, a little kiss, darling.

00:40:34I adore you

00:40:36What is Paloma doing with Andrés at this hour?

00:40:40Welcome to the club

00:40:41Look, I've told you this before, okay?

00:40:42Don't call, don't call

00:40:44What a mess

00:40:45I'm going to call my wife

00:40:47I'm going to call my wife

00:40:53Where was the painting?

00:40:55I saw it here

00:40:56But he's moved it

00:40:59I'm going to look in the dining room

00:41:00No, no, no, no

00:41:01In the dining room, right?

00:41:03Who's there?

00:41:05Thieves, thieves!

00:41:06Damn, the girl from The Exorcist

00:41:08Look, I've told you.

00:41:09Hey, hey, calm down, ma'am

00:41:11Don't worry, I'm the neighbor

00:41:13What's happening?

00:41:14Have you run out of salt or what?

00:41:15Damn, it's done

00:41:16He's dreaming about his daughter-in-law again.

00:41:19Andrew

00:41:19But what are you doing here?

00:41:21Hey, Vicenta

00:41:22I wanted to surprise you

00:41:24I was really looking forward to seeing you

00:41:26But how did you get in?

00:41:28Well, through the window

00:41:29Like Romeo?

00:41:30Yes, the same.

00:41:34But how could you leave me there?

00:41:36I am president, Andrés

00:41:38I can't be involved in scandals

00:41:40Did you get the painting?

00:41:41As?

00:41:41He kept me up until three in the morning

00:41:44Showing me pictures of his whole family

00:41:46Hey, you've got her totally smitten.

00:41:48Take advantage

00:41:49Damn, it's not that easy

00:41:51Ah, that's business for you, Juan

00:41:52Oh, and I say, Andrés

00:41:53Alright, let's go over there

00:41:55Chairs, furniture, and pots and pans, all in excellent condition

00:41:58Unreadable romance novels

00:42:00Come on, they're practically giving it away!

00:42:02This lamp is very special.

00:42:04As soon as I fix the broken cable

00:42:07And I'll drop the burnt-out shell casing on him

00:42:09Ma'am, don't buy that, it's stolen.

00:42:12Ah, no, not that.

00:42:13Why are you scaring away my customers?

00:42:15It's your fault, you herb.

00:42:17By lowering prices

00:42:18What's going on here?

00:42:19Isabel puts out colorful little purses

00:42:21And people go there

00:42:22And that's not how we sell anything, huh?

00:42:24What a great idea to separate!

00:42:26Go away, ma'am, it costs

00:42:28Go away

00:42:28You can't just be left alone, can you?

00:42:31Neighborhood association

00:42:32Come on, everyone up

00:42:32If you want, we can organize it at my house

00:42:34No, no, no, you stay with Andrés

00:42:37Watching

00:42:38It's my fault for connecting better with customers

00:42:41Well, we're all alone now.

00:42:43Andrew

00:42:45Last night was very special

00:42:47Yes, me too.

00:42:48And what will we do about your wife?

00:42:50Because I don't want to be anyone's second choice.

00:42:53I'm going to consult the lawyer first.

00:42:55Because everything is in Isabel's name

00:42:57Do you want me to talk to her?

00:42:59No, no, no, no

00:42:59It's best not to say anything.

00:43:01I already

00:43:01Don't worry.

00:43:03Andrew

00:43:03I want you to know that I'm ready.

00:43:06Can you give me a kiss?

00:43:11Let's take it one step at a time

00:43:12First I need some proof of your love

00:43:15What do you want?

00:43:16If you gave me that painting

00:43:18Of course

00:43:19One thousand euros

00:43:24And now?

00:43:25One thousand euros

00:43:26Dad, what are you doing?

00:43:27You've lost your mind

00:43:28Son, I'll explain it to you later.

00:43:31I'm going to the bank for a moment, okay?

00:43:33Pablo

00:43:34Your father is a very special person

00:43:37Yeah

00:43:42What kissed you?

00:43:44In the mouth?

00:43:45Yeah

00:43:45Yes, yes

00:43:46And she told me she's in love with me

00:43:48And on top of that, I can't tell Roberto.

00:43:50Because I had a fight with him yesterday

00:43:51I called him all sorts of names for being paranoid

00:43:52And on top of that, he was right.

00:43:53That's intense, that's intense, that's intense

00:43:56Hey, why would I be paying attention to you when I'm around?

00:43:58And what does it matter to you if you're not a lesbian?

00:44:00I know, but I just don't understand it.

00:44:01I just don't know, I don't know what to do

00:44:03And now, every time I run into her, I have a terrible time.

00:44:06I don't know, it's really weird

00:44:07It's as if I've done something wrong.

00:44:09As if she had cheated on Roberto or something.

00:44:12Damn, a woman just kissed me

00:44:13Well, let's not exaggerate either.

00:44:14We've all had a parenting experience

00:44:16A silly little kiss with a friend from school

00:44:20Or not, right?

00:44:21No, I used to pull my hair out with my school friends.

00:44:24He wasn't making out with me

00:44:25What a school!

00:44:25Is that how it turned out?

00:44:26Well

00:44:28And what did you say to him when he kissed you?

00:44:29I don't know, I don't remember

00:44:30I didn't even know where I was.

00:44:33Fuck

00:44:33So that was a good kiss

00:44:35What's happening?

00:44:36What did you like?

00:44:37No, I didn't like it

00:44:39But I didn't dislike it either.

00:44:41It was weird, I don't know.

00:44:43It was soft

00:44:44Oh, oh, oh, oh

00:44:45Let's see if you'll like the women.

00:44:47No, I don't like aunts.

00:44:48Careful, I like men, okay?

00:44:50Well, maybe you like both.

00:44:51Men and women

00:44:52If you are bisexual

00:44:53Bisexual?

00:44:53Well, no, that's not it.

00:44:55Dude, your favorite singer is Madonna.

00:44:57That's already a fact.

00:44:58They say we are all born bisexual

00:44:59And then it depends on how long you're in the incubator.

00:45:02Well, then, you go one way or the other

00:45:08But do you want to stay still?

00:45:10You're tickling me, dude.

00:45:12Dude, concentrate

00:45:13Let's see

00:45:15Here's the liver

00:45:17Do you notice anything?

00:45:18Yes, tickles

00:45:19And this is theoretically the gallbladder.

00:45:22Yes, yes, I was going to tell you now

00:45:23Scratch a little, my gallbladder is itchy

00:45:26Look, man, if you're not going to take this seriously, we'll call it quits.

00:45:29Hey, you're wrong, aren't you?

00:45:30Lucia's whole thing with the new neighbor has really got to you.

00:45:33No, damn it, I just want to learn how to give massages

00:45:35What Bea did was a silly thing on my part.

00:45:37I've already gotten over it

00:45:38Lucia, you need to clear up your doubts

00:45:40Why don't you kiss her again?

00:45:41Let's see how you feel

00:45:41To Bea?

00:45:42Yes, you say no, no, no

00:45:43What a shame

00:45:44Hey, she's going to think I want something with her

00:45:45Well, go find someone else who isn't already smitten with you.

00:45:48I would offer myself, but perhaps I'm too attractive.

00:45:50It wouldn't be objective.

00:45:52Why don't you kiss Bethlehem?

00:45:55No

00:45:55I mean, what are you saying?

00:45:56If you kiss Belén and you like it, you're clearly a lesbian.

00:45:59Oh well

00:46:00Well, I don't know.

00:46:01If we try it and such

00:46:03So that's how I make doubts, right?

00:46:05No, no, no

00:46:06So, I don't kiss women.

00:46:07Come on, that's the last thing I needed, kissing aunts!

00:46:10Honey, don't be old-fashioned, it's not a big deal.

00:46:11You're just going to help a friend who has a sexual identity problem

00:46:14Besides, don't worry, I'm sure he won't like it.

00:46:16And what do you know?

00:46:17Maybe he'll freak out about me

00:46:19Daughter, I don't know, you're so boring

00:46:21Come on

00:46:22Let's kiss

00:46:23Sure?

00:46:24Yeah

00:46:24I am neither bland nor old-fashioned.

00:46:27List?

00:46:28Yeah

00:46:28Well

00:46:30Come on

00:46:34Hey, if you take us seriously, this is pointless.

00:46:36Let the pot get full, come on

00:46:38You have to twist our heads

00:46:39No, but

00:46:42See?

00:46:43It's as if he sees her there with Bethlehem now.

00:46:45And I think they like each other.

00:46:54No

00:46:55No, no, no

00:46:56I am not a lesbian

00:46:57Me neither

00:46:58But damn, it's been so long since I've been kissed

00:47:00Dude, not as a masseur

00:47:02But you could still make a living as a fortune teller

00:47:05You liked it, you closed your eyes

00:47:07Because I'm shy

00:47:08And you took your time separating, huh?

00:47:10You've made a suction cup

00:47:11What have you done, suction cup?

00:47:12You did create a bit of a suction effect, though.

00:47:13You've got some nerve!

00:47:14No, no, no

00:47:15I didn't like it

00:47:16And I'm also going downstairs to talk to Bea.

00:47:18To make this whole thing perfectly clear, okay?

00:47:20Okay, but just talking, okay?

00:47:21Then Belén gets jealous

00:47:22Ha ha ha

00:47:23What a spark!

00:47:26Lucía kissed Belén

00:47:27And Belén kissed Emilio

00:47:29So every time you kiss Lucia

00:47:31It's like kissing Emilio

00:47:32Come on, don't mess with me

00:47:34What a commotion!

00:47:35But how can Lucia be a lesbian?

00:47:37Haven't you noticed anything strange lately?

00:47:39I don't know

00:47:40Well, now that you mention it

00:47:42He keeps getting his hair shorter.

00:47:43And sometimes he wears ties

00:47:44And she never wears a skirt

00:47:45I pay attention to those details.

00:47:47And the other day they were showing Petty Woman on TV

00:47:49And she fell asleep

00:47:49That's it

00:47:50If I decide to go with Petty Woman, it's final.

00:47:54Hey!

00:47:55It's there

00:47:55What are they doing?

00:47:56Are they giving each other one more little kiss to say goodbye?

00:47:58No

00:47:58It goes down

00:48:00But where is it going?

00:48:01What are you going to say to him?

00:48:02How should I know?

00:48:03If you want, I'll tell him.

00:48:04No, you go play video games

00:48:06Do things kids your age do.

00:48:07I'll be right back

00:48:09And what do children my age do?

00:48:27Hello

00:48:28Did you want something?

00:48:29No, no, no

00:48:32Well, yes

00:48:33Did he hit on you, Lucia?

00:48:34As?

00:48:35You argued about that, didn't you?

00:48:36No, no, no

00:48:37He hasn't tried anything with me.

00:48:38Why are you asking me that?

00:48:39No, it's nothing.

00:48:39Because I have some doubts

00:48:40About my girlfriend's sexuality

00:48:41Well, not that many either.

00:48:42Because I just saw her kissing Belén

00:48:44With Bethlehem?

00:48:45Yeah

00:48:45I made that same face.

00:48:48Has he said anything to you?

00:48:49No, no, no

00:48:50But, but, but

00:48:50Don't worry, I'll ask him, okay?

00:48:52Thank you so much

00:48:58She's crazy

00:48:59My girlfriend is crazy

00:49:00It's out of control

00:49:01Lucía, with Belén

00:49:02This is a complete mess, Dad.

00:49:03If the shirt isn't given there

00:49:05And then, what happens, happens.

00:49:06You're going to ruin the country, huh?

00:49:08Poor little Bethlehem

00:49:08Because she knows she won't find a man like me

00:49:10Now I'm trying it with women.

00:49:11Or that

00:49:12Or she ran away so scared of you

00:49:14That he's changed sides of the street

00:49:14Hey, you talk about movies

00:49:15What does he know?

00:49:16What I do?

00:49:17Should I break up with her?

00:49:18Should I have a sex change?

00:49:20Don't laugh, damn it

00:49:21This is very serious.

00:49:22My girlfriend likes women

00:49:23But what's the problem?

00:49:24You're a lucky guy

00:49:26You can fulfill any man's dream

00:49:27A trio

00:49:29Sleeping with two women at the same time

00:49:30Two, two asses

00:49:31Four buttocks

00:49:32Four tits

00:49:33Leave it, Paquito

00:49:34Chew a chili pepper, you'll get sick.

00:49:36Clear

00:49:36A trio

00:49:37And then I tell the story to Pimpinele.

00:49:39I'm going to write a song

00:49:39Well, I could make a fortune out of you.

00:49:41Are you sick?

00:49:43I like my girlfriend

00:49:44And I don't want to share it with anyone.

00:49:46It has a good chorus

00:49:47Take note, Paquito

00:49:47Roberto, don't be old-fashioned

00:49:49We must adapt to the new times

00:49:50A mortgage shared between three people is cheaper.

00:49:52Come on

00:49:55Emilio, Emilio

00:49:56The dew is here

00:49:57Oh

00:49:59I'm going to declare myself

00:50:00I'm going to declare myself

00:50:00Come on

00:50:02Wait

00:50:03Take the ring

00:50:05Come on

00:50:06Are you sure you're not interested?

00:50:08Grease this a little bit

00:50:10And it helps you deal the cards faster

00:50:13But it doesn't have wheels.

00:50:15You buy those separately.

00:50:17Dew

00:50:18Do you have a moment?

00:50:19I'd like to talk to you.

00:50:20Yes, yes, darling.

00:50:22How are you?

00:50:23Well, nothing.

00:50:23I'm a little nervous

00:50:24Because I have to tell you something very important

00:50:27Look, Rocío

00:50:28It's just between you and me

00:50:29Just like that, without meaning to.

00:50:30Well, the spark of love has appeared.

00:50:33And then I had thought that

00:50:35Oh well

00:50:36If you don't want to, then don't.

00:50:37It's because you think it through carefully.

00:50:38Because what I don't want is to pressure you

00:50:39Yes, but can you be more specific?

00:50:41Right

00:50:42Let me tell you this in one breath.

00:50:43Because I prepared it.

00:50:44You have a moment

00:50:45What I want is for you

00:50:47But what's going on here?

00:50:48What is this?

00:50:49Police officer, get in the car

00:50:50Hey, I haven't done anything.

00:50:51Follow these

00:50:53Hey, I already know I have to renew my ID card.

00:50:56And don't get all worked up.

00:50:57Listen, but wait

00:50:57Listen, but I'd rather take the bus.

00:50:59Because we don't all fit in here, right?

00:51:00What happened? What did he do?

00:51:01I don't know, maybe they made a mistake

00:51:02Emilio

00:51:03Hey, hey

00:51:04Hey, call me on my cell phone

00:51:06Yeah

00:51:12Man, Mauri

00:51:13What a time to be coming back from a party

00:51:14What? Did you have a good time?

00:51:16Phew, a march at the police station

00:51:18I had a fight with a couple

00:51:19With a camel

00:51:20And with the nightclub doorman

00:51:21The man was bored

00:51:23The police have arrived to separate them.

00:51:24I didn't realize it

00:51:25I accidentally hit one

00:51:26And in the end, who did they take?

00:51:28It was me

00:51:29What kind of place have you gotten yourself into?

00:51:30Well, what do I know, in one

00:51:32I used to go to my usual nightclub

00:51:33But now it's all for a hundred dollars

00:51:34From Chinese

00:51:35So you haven't arrived yet?

00:51:36No, but I did buy a keychain with a light.

00:51:38Look

00:51:39And this, which fascinates me

00:51:40I don't know what it is

00:51:41Oh, by the way

00:51:43Fernando has called you three times

00:51:44What did he say?

00:51:45That his mobile phone had been stolen

00:51:46That's why you haven't been able to locate it.

00:51:47Here, call this number

00:51:48He seems a little jealous

00:51:49And there I was, acting like a fool.

00:51:51If only...

00:51:52By the way

00:51:53Do you know what a microdot is?

00:51:55Something for the washing machine, right?

00:51:56Well no

00:51:56It's a new drug

00:51:57See how we're too old to go out anymore?

00:51:59I stayed with the joints

00:52:05Hello

00:52:05Hello, goodbye

00:52:06Lucia

00:52:08We need to talk

00:52:10Yeah

00:52:11We need to talk

00:52:13Look Bea

00:52:14I want you to know that

00:52:15I think you're a very special girl.

00:52:17And

00:52:17All of this that has happened

00:52:19Well, it doesn't have to ruin our friendship.

00:52:20Quite the opposite

00:52:21I loved it

00:52:22I mean, no, no

00:52:22I didn't love it

00:52:23It's been good

00:52:24Good in the sense that

00:52:25Nothing has happened

00:52:26In other words, it happened, but that's all.

00:52:28And well

00:52:29Because I have a boyfriend

00:52:31He is a man

00:52:32And I like men

00:52:33Well, maybe in 20 years

00:52:34Well, in my memoirs I say something else.

00:52:35But today

00:52:36What it is today

00:52:37I like men, yes

00:52:39Men in general

00:52:40Come on, I don't know if I'm making myself clear.

00:52:41Come on, you're not a lesbian

00:52:42What a capacity for synthesis!

00:52:44That

00:52:45You're not, but you kiss Belén

00:52:46Hey?

00:52:47No, no, no

00:52:48That's a lie, come on

00:52:49Who told you that?

00:52:50Peaceful

00:52:51No problem

00:52:51It doesn't matter

00:52:52I didn't want to complicate your life.

00:52:54I don't usually jump in like this.

00:52:56The thing is, this time

00:52:58I noticed something between us

00:53:00Something?

00:53:00How does something define something?

00:53:01It was a sensation

00:53:02As if you

00:53:03I?

00:53:04But I was wrong

00:53:05It's clear.

00:53:05Because it's clear

00:53:07Yes, man

00:53:07It's clear.

00:53:08Crystal clear, yes

00:53:09Very light

00:53:09Well, that's all I ask of you

00:53:11Don't tell anyone about this.

00:53:12Because I don't want to

00:53:13I want people to know that I'm a lesbian.

00:53:15Oh, no

00:53:15What's happening?

00:53:16Have you told anyone?

00:53:16No, no, no

00:53:17Come on, who am I going to tell?

00:53:18Come on, they're something else in this community.

00:53:20As if to tell a story

00:53:21They are there

00:53:22That's why

00:53:23Okay, then we can still be friends.

00:53:25No?

00:53:25Yeah

00:53:26Nothing has happened here

00:53:27Nothing

00:53:27Absolutely nothing

00:53:29Well, see you later

00:53:30You're a shame because you have an ass

00:53:32As?

00:53:33It was a joke to help us relax a little.

00:53:34Ah, I see.

00:53:37Yes, yes

00:53:42I'm going

00:53:43Can you explain to me why you've brought me here?

00:53:46Nativity scene

00:53:47I'm trying to handle this in a mature way

00:53:49Because I love Lucia

00:53:50And that needs to be clear to you.

00:53:51Okay, very good.

00:53:52Congratulations

00:53:53Congratulations

00:53:53Give her some flowers

00:53:54But what are you telling me?

00:53:56But don't get defensive.

00:53:57If nothing happens

00:53:58You and I have many things in common

00:54:00And this needs to be discussed.

00:54:01Roberto, to rule them out

00:54:03Are you flirting with me?

00:54:05But please

00:54:05Don't play dumb

00:54:06I know everything

00:54:07Yes, well explain it to me

00:54:08Because I'm not understanding anything

00:54:10And I'm starting to get nervous, huh?

00:54:12No, no, no

00:54:12That's a very masculine mechanism

00:54:14Deny everything until the end

00:54:15But now that I see you, everything makes sense.

00:54:17But how could you have been so stupid?

00:54:18How can that be?

00:54:20Which one of the two are you talking to?

00:54:21As?

00:54:21Hey, see what's wrong with your boyfriend

00:54:23Because he must have eaten expired yogurt.

00:54:25Of course, you all jump at the offers

00:54:26And then things happen.

00:54:28Please sit down for a moment.

00:54:30Yes, yes

00:54:33I know you're all into it

00:54:34It has been very difficult for me to accept it.

00:54:36I admit it

00:54:37But I love you

00:54:38And I want to save our relationship.

00:54:39But Roberto, what are you saying?

00:54:40No, no, no, no, no

00:54:41Let me finish

00:54:42I'm a modern, open-minded guy.

00:54:43And also the mortgages between three

00:54:45They are much cheaper

00:54:46So the sooner we break the ice, the better

00:54:49Come on

00:54:50Let's have a threesome

00:54:53Who starts by making out?

00:54:54For that, Nones

00:54:55I'd better go

00:54:56It's just that this weird relationship thing...

00:54:58It's like, no...

00:54:59Nativity scene

00:55:00Now seriously, man to man

00:55:01Do you like Lucia?

00:55:02I don't like Lucia!

00:55:04So why did you kiss?

00:55:05Because we were being silly.

00:55:07It was nonsense.

00:55:07But how could I like Belén?

00:55:09Hey?

00:55:09Man

00:55:09No, what I want to say

00:55:11I just don't like women

00:55:12Honey, I like you

00:55:15Well, anyway

00:55:16Thank you for counting on me

00:55:17If in six months I'm still struggling to make ends meet

00:55:19We already talked about it.

00:55:21My goodness, what's going on?

00:55:25You really don't like women?

00:55:29No, it's because it's like Alice.

00:55:30If we convince her

00:55:32It was a joke

00:55:33Hey, what about Natalia?

00:55:35They're here, but you

00:55:36Wouldn't you like it with Natalia?

00:55:38What are you on about?

00:55:40See how things get sorted out by talking?

00:55:42Are you really such a pain?

00:55:43Well, if I get gray hair

00:55:44I'll charge the community for the dye.

00:55:46You're already dyed

00:55:47You shut up

00:55:48And come on

00:55:48Everyone pitching in

00:55:50That this is a common cause

00:55:51There's almost nothing left.

00:55:52While I was gone

00:55:53And it's sold a lot.

00:55:54Even the little box

00:55:55That ugly little thing that was here

00:55:56Look, they gave me twelve euros.

00:55:58Where do I put them?

00:55:59What little box?

00:56:00The one about money?

00:56:01That?

00:56:02What money?

00:56:04Vicenta

00:56:04That in that chest

00:56:05We kept the takings.

00:56:07There were at least

00:56:08Nine hundred euros

00:56:10Nine hundred?

00:56:11Then I should have asked

00:56:12Much more so for him, right?

00:56:13I'll go first to kill her

00:56:15Look, I've told him that before.

00:56:16Using so much hairspray is bad

00:56:18Then the skin absorbs it

00:56:19Things don't just happen.

00:56:21This is a lesson

00:56:22That he wanted to give us

00:56:23Life for the greedy

00:56:24We need to get out

00:56:24A positive conclusion

00:56:26Or kill her

00:56:27We'll finish sooner.

00:56:28If you don't give me

00:56:29More than just disappointments

00:56:30I'm going to end up losing the child

00:56:31Ah, speaking of children

00:56:33The police have arrived

00:56:34And he has taken José Miguel with him.

00:56:35Arrested

00:56:35As?

00:56:38When they find out

00:56:39My parents are killing me

00:56:40Don't worry

00:56:40If this is like when

00:56:41Mangas at the supermarket

00:56:42They scold you

00:56:43They fill out a form for you.

00:56:44And they send you home

00:56:56Yes, thank you very much.

00:56:57But I'm not getting married to anyone.

00:56:58That hair grows out of his ears

00:57:00That's why I separated from my wife

00:57:01I don't know what's so funny.

00:57:02From this situation

00:57:03You have a very serious problem.

00:57:04That we haven't done anything

00:57:05If we can't find the ring in the street

00:57:07Enough of this nonsense

00:57:08They are fairies, they are fairies

00:57:09What are we accused of?

00:57:10We have been arrested

00:57:10No problem

00:57:12Play the video

00:57:22Do you have anything to say?

00:57:23Damn, I'm going bald.

00:57:24Hey, this is an invasion!

00:57:26To our privacy

00:57:26Hey?

00:57:26We can sue him.

00:57:28It has been clearly seen

00:57:30What has become of the child?

00:57:31Then you take him

00:57:32They re-educate him

00:57:33They take him to a boarding school

00:57:34To Guantanamo

00:57:35You will see

00:57:36Good afternoon

00:57:37Sit down

00:57:37Where are we going?

00:57:39We're ashamed

00:57:40To use a child

00:57:41To dengue

00:57:41No, no, no

00:57:42Careful

00:57:42The boy stole it

00:57:43Because he felt like it.

00:57:44Well, they forced me a little.

00:57:45But this kid is a bastard

00:57:47Which radical group do they belong to?

00:57:48Well, I don't like football.

00:57:49What do they want to boycott?

00:57:50The prince's wedding?

00:57:51No, no, no

00:57:52We don't want to boycott anyone.

00:57:53Well, I love the king

00:57:55I always throw it away

00:57:56In every election

00:57:57Long live the king!

00:57:59Viva!

00:58:00But these

00:58:00Where did they come from?

00:58:02Do they want me to die?

00:58:03To give my bed to someone else?

00:58:04Well, I don't plan on dying!

00:58:09I pay for this bed with my taxes.

00:58:10Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

00:58:11The ugly one is here

00:58:12Shut up already

00:58:13I can't hear

00:58:14Pigeon

00:58:14Who did the child steal from?

00:58:17Whom?

00:58:19Anesthesia, please

00:58:20Don't cut

00:58:21Hang up now

00:58:21We're going to the operating room

00:58:22Pigeon

00:58:23I'm going to have surgery.

00:58:24If you want, you can come.

00:58:24Do whatever you want

00:58:25Sorry

00:58:26But I now

00:58:26The only thing I want

00:58:27It is losing consciousness

00:58:30Cheer up!

00:58:30Cheer up, kid!

00:58:33It was short

00:58:34Oh, what a shame!

00:58:35Listen, I'm starving.

00:58:37If they bring my mother a sandwich

00:58:38I confess even to the crime in Cuenca

00:58:40I have an exam tomorrow

00:58:41Can you give me a certificate?

00:58:43She doesn't give me time to study.

00:58:44Are you aware

00:58:45What can you be accused of?

00:58:46High treason?

00:58:47Man, high treason

00:58:48The prince seems like a good person.

00:58:50I'm sure if you explain it to him.

00:58:51He understands.

00:58:52You don't think I'm going to bother the prince, do you?

00:58:53Because of idiots like you?

00:58:57Majesty

00:58:58I will explain to you how it happened

00:59:00No, no, no

00:59:01We'd better explain it to you.

00:59:02Be careful what you say

00:59:03They get sentenced to life imprisonment.

00:59:04The first thing is to congratulate him

00:59:06Through your link

00:59:06We are all very excited

00:59:08And regarding the ring

00:59:09Well, it was the child

00:59:10With so many movies

00:59:11He saw him and thought he was Frodo

00:59:12No, it's just that Emilio

00:59:14He's also in love

00:59:15And she wants to get married

00:59:16But since he has no money

00:59:17For a ring

00:59:17I grabbed it without thinking

00:59:19Because I'm a good friend

00:59:21And I didn't want to see him suffer.

00:59:22But come on

00:59:23I am very sorry

00:59:25Let them go

00:59:27Thank you so much

00:59:28Your Highness

00:59:28Dad, damn it

00:59:29He's going to kiss her hand

00:59:29He's not the Pope.

00:59:30Don't worry

00:59:31Your Majesty, don't worry

00:59:32Immediately

00:59:33We will set them free.

00:59:34Uh, excuse me

00:59:35One more thing

00:59:36What is it?

00:59:36Well, look

00:59:37How are we both going to get married?

00:59:38I had thought

00:59:39That we could do it together

00:59:40No?

00:59:40I'll be first, like that, in a planter

00:59:42To get the audience warmed up

00:59:43And then the banquet

00:59:44The two of them together

00:59:44I buy the cigars

00:59:45What do you think?

00:59:47Dude, are you losing your mind?

00:59:49Well, he's been thanked.

00:59:50Listen

00:59:51His Highness's mobile phone

00:59:52He won't have it around there.

00:59:52Just in case

00:59:53Get out of here

00:59:54Come on, let's go

00:59:54Out

00:59:55There's this

00:59:56Not a word to anyone

00:59:57OK?

00:59:58You see what I told you

00:59:59Since it was like a manga

01:00:00At the supermarket

01:00:00A chat

01:00:01And to our house

01:00:02And on top of that, we've met the prince!

01:00:03As soon as I tell my mother

01:00:04I'm sure he'll forgive me.

01:00:05Come on, shoot!

01:00:08Dad, you're awesome!

01:00:10Gerón Tofil and Andrés

01:00:12It's a new facet

01:00:13That I didn't know you

01:00:14Isabel, but analyze

01:00:15What you're saying

01:00:16How could I like Vicenta?

01:00:17Well, he gave her a peck on the cheek.

01:00:18I've seen it

01:00:19Of course, to get this painting

01:00:20That's going to solve our lives

01:00:22And just for a kiss

01:00:23And one thousand euros

01:00:24So you're doing it for money?

01:00:25Would you sleep with that woman?

01:00:27Man, Mom

01:00:28Stranger things have happened

01:00:29That wouldn't be sex.

01:00:30It would be humanitarian aid.

01:00:31I'm sorry

01:00:32But it's false.

01:00:33Don't tell me

01:00:33Is it a knock-off?

01:00:34Not even

01:00:36Simply

01:00:36It's an ugly painting

01:00:39But he didn't tell me

01:00:40That could be a Goya

01:00:42Man

01:00:43For a bad photo

01:00:44That he sends me via the internet

01:00:46As you will understand

01:00:47Not even me

01:00:48An expert like me

01:00:49Could you verify an authentic

01:00:51Goya and Lucientes

01:00:55Well, investing in art

01:00:56It has its risks.

01:00:57Maybe in 500 years

01:00:58It has any value

01:00:59Okay

01:01:01Andrew

01:01:01Can we talk for a moment?

01:01:05Yes, yes

01:01:05Look, I've thought about it some more.

01:01:07And I don't think this is going to work.

01:01:08You have a wife

01:01:10Children

01:01:11A life made

01:01:11And I don't think that's right.

01:01:13The best thing is that we cut it off.

01:01:15Yes, that's going to be the best.

01:01:16But don't worry

01:01:18We can still be friends.

01:01:19That always

01:01:20It was nice.

01:01:22While it lasted

01:01:23I'll keep the memory

01:01:24And with the thousand euros

01:01:26Bye

01:01:34Dad, Vicenta has left you.

01:01:36But hey, you still have a sister.

01:01:37No?

01:01:38Don't mess with your father, man.

01:01:41Getting over a breakup isn't easy.

01:01:48Dude, you've shattered the negative legend of that bed

01:01:51You're the first one I've seen coming back from down there

01:01:53Yeah

01:01:54The truth is that everything has gone very well.

01:01:55No, no, no, don't sing Victoria

01:01:57You still have to go through the post-operative period

01:01:59The first 24 hours are high risk

01:02:02Juan, darling

01:02:03How did everything go?

01:02:04How are you?

01:02:05That's bad

01:02:06How am I going to be?

01:02:07Here I am, struggling between life and death.

01:02:08But it wasn't a hernia.

01:02:09Between life and death, said

01:02:11In those terrible moments

01:02:14Where was my family?

01:02:15Me at the movies, Dad

01:02:16My mobile phone was switched off.

01:02:17I would begin

01:02:18I have a receipt

01:02:20And me at home alone, Juan

01:02:22Overwhelmed by those scumbags

01:02:23That as soon as you leave

01:02:24They're getting on our nerves

01:02:25The rake has been a disaster

01:02:27Can you explain it to me?

01:02:28What were you doing with Andrés?

01:02:29At one in the morning?

01:02:31But, well, it's clear.

01:02:32Shut up already, damn it!

01:02:34I'm talking to my wife

01:02:35We were going to get a painting

01:02:37That it was by Goya

01:02:37But then it turns out it was worthless.

01:02:39Andrés has lost a thousand euros

01:02:41Look how bad everything is

01:02:42You know what I'm saying?

01:02:43And I know it's wrong to say it.

01:02:45Fuck him

01:02:46And how did you come up with that?

01:02:47Steal a ring from the prince?

01:02:49But she forgave me in a friendly way.

01:02:50I've been talking to him

01:02:51Could you have taken a picture?

01:02:53For the living room

01:02:53Dad, relax

01:02:55The staples are going to pop out.

01:02:56We all love you a lot here

01:02:57Of course

01:02:58We are a close-knit family, Juan

01:03:00No one can beat us.

01:03:03The hug is mandatory

01:03:05Come here and let me hug you, man, now

01:03:08Damn, damn, how beautiful

01:03:10Because I have the probe and I can't reach it.

01:03:11Otherwise...

01:03:13Here, here, here

01:03:15There is no one who lives

01:03:20Relax, Emilio

01:03:21You seem very upset

01:03:22Dad, would you please leave?

01:03:24Rocío has made you arrive

01:03:25Hey, I have the right

01:03:27To share with my son

01:03:28This very special moment in his life

01:03:30You're such a cheapskate, aren't you?

01:03:31Get out of here, okay?

01:03:31In favor

01:03:32Don't you want me to stay here?

01:03:33Jondillido in a gypsy style?

01:03:35In case you get stuck

01:03:36Go on, go out to the patio

01:03:36Go to the patio, come on

01:03:38Emilio, what happened?

01:03:39I was extremely worried

01:03:40Uh, no, nothing.

01:03:42Yes, it was silly.

01:03:43That he hadn't paid a fine

01:03:44Ah

01:03:46Rocío, I don't have a ring, but...

01:03:49Will you marry me?

01:03:55I would love that, Emilio

01:03:56I would love to marry you

01:03:57But I have a problem

01:04:01I'm already married

01:04:02Hey?

01:04:03I live with...

01:04:04With my husband

01:04:05And I have a four-year-old child

01:04:06His name is Antonio

01:04:08But I love you, I love you

01:04:10And if you're sure

01:04:11I swear I'll drop everything

01:04:12No, sorry.

01:04:13I'm kind of like this now.

01:04:15That...

01:04:15Tea...

01:04:17I'm feeling dizzy.

01:04:17You feel unwell

01:04:19Lie down in bed

01:04:20No, no, but still

01:04:20If I walk a little, it goes away.

01:04:22I'm sorry

01:04:23I should have told you sooner

01:04:24Sorry

01:04:24Oh, I'd better lie down.

01:04:25I'd better lie down

01:04:27Are you sure you're okay?

01:04:28Oh, yes.

01:04:30No

01:04:31No

01:04:31No, he's not breathing.

01:04:32Long live the newlyweds!

01:04:34Hey, please, man, please

01:04:35No!

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