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00:00:28José Miguel, time for breakfast!
00:00:30This is the last time I'm telling you, okay?
00:00:31Let's see if it's true.
00:00:33Natalia!
00:00:34I'm here.
00:00:36Oh, you've had me stressed out since this morning.
00:00:38I don't know what you're going to do the day I'm gone.
00:00:39Mom, there isn't necessarily a direct relationship between the volume of your voice and the case we're going to have.
00:00:44do.
00:00:45I'm going to take away your internet because you speak more strangely every day.
00:00:47And you, when are you going to take a shower?
00:00:48When Dad comes out.
00:00:51Fuck!
00:00:53What is Dad doing in the bathroom?
00:00:54I don't know, what's Dad doing?
00:00:56Juan, what are you doing in the bathroom?
00:00:57There's no hot water!
00:00:59I'm not going to shower.
00:01:00No, you take a shower.
00:01:01Not with cold water, not even a little bit.
00:01:04Hey, this is torture, huh?
00:01:05Oh, Juan, could the boiler have broken down?
00:01:07I don't know, I'll go downstairs and talk to Emilio now.
00:01:09Well, in my condition I can't be cold, you know?
00:01:11In what state?
00:01:11What do you mean, in what state?
00:01:12I am pregnant?
00:01:13Damn, I'd completely forgotten.
00:01:15Oh, well don't forget that, okay?
00:01:17You?
00:01:17Have you taken your vitamins?
00:01:18Yeah.
00:01:19And you?
00:01:20Have you taken the pill?
00:01:21Yeah.
00:01:21Come on, get dressed, we have to go to school.
00:01:24Okay, but take it easy, okay?
00:01:26No one can live here, here, here.
00:01:28Not here, not here.
00:01:30Every day is like this.
00:01:32I couldn't imagine it when I came here.
00:01:35I was just looking for some sea air.
00:01:37I want to play the middle day of a hurricane.
00:01:40No one can live here, here, here.
00:01:42Not here, not here.
00:01:44No one can live here, here, here.
00:01:46Not here, not here.
00:01:49The house above me is collapsing.
00:01:51I can't find the goalkeeper.
00:01:52My neighbors are watching and listening to me.
00:01:55I can't stand being in this place.
00:01:58I have a copal incense.
00:02:02A train, an earthquake, and a boat.
00:02:07And you will go to this staircase.
00:02:11No one can live here, here, here.
00:02:14Not here, not here.
00:02:16No one can live here, here, here.
00:02:18Not here, not here.
00:02:21No one can live here, here, here.
00:02:27Hey, why do they call this the recorder if it doesn't know anything?
00:02:29Will you stop drooling on my flute? I have an exam.
00:02:31Well, look, here comes that cocky guy from the picnic area looking for Belén.
00:02:37Honey, I'm downstairs now.
00:02:38Sorry?
00:02:40Free brothers.
00:02:43Yes, I'm going down.
00:02:45Okay, I'll wait for you here.
00:02:48Hello.
00:02:49Hi how are things?
00:02:51One of them would hit him like that with the mops and lift him up.
00:02:54That's not the way.
00:02:55Perhaps you are afraid.
00:02:57Hey?
00:02:58Fear leads to anger.
00:03:00Anger leads to hate.
00:03:01Hate leads to suffering.
00:03:02And suffering leads to the dark side.
00:03:05What are you saying, José Miguel?
00:03:06Star Wars is macho.
00:03:08I was telling him to help.
00:03:08Yes, but they hadn't taken help away from the bride.
00:03:11Look at him, winter is a convertible for hesitating.
00:03:13You won't be cold, you idiot.
00:03:15No, it's because the seats in that car are heated.
00:03:18Yes of course.
00:03:18You've seen that too in Star Wars.
00:03:21Hey, Belén.
00:03:22Can we talk for a moment?
00:03:23No, Emilio.
00:03:24Not now.
00:03:25What do you want?
00:03:25No, smarty pants, that's not it.
00:03:28Well, if that's it.
00:03:28What does he have that I don't?
00:03:30I'll say it again.
00:03:31He is handsome, attentive, and intelligent.
00:03:33He has money and he has a future.
00:03:35All superficial things.
00:03:36Well, this one isn't going to create you like I did, huh?
00:03:37That's what it's all about.
00:03:39Come on, Belén, have a little bit of respect, we're acting like clowns.
00:03:42Emilio, you have to start accepting that we're not together.
00:03:46What we had was beautiful while it lasted.
00:03:48It wasn't pretty.
00:03:49Okay, it wasn't pretty.
00:03:51And that didn't last either.
00:03:52Okay, Emilio.
00:03:53Forget what I told you.
00:03:54Look, Belén.
00:03:55My goatee fell off because of you.
00:03:57If my hair falls out too, I'll sue you.
00:03:59Nativity scene.
00:04:00Any problem?
00:04:01No, no, yes, I'm here.
00:04:02No, one more thing, one more thing.
00:04:03What do you want?
00:04:04Who has the bigger one?
00:04:07Emilio, size doesn't matter.
00:04:10That's because I win.
00:04:12How are you, princess?
00:04:17How warm this seat is!
00:04:19Do you see it?
00:04:21Shut up, especially since he's lying on the ground.
00:04:27Emilio, the heating isn't working.
00:04:28Because?
00:04:29Because it's very cold.
00:04:30And what does that have to do with anything?
00:04:31Well, because things break down when they're needed most.
00:04:33For as long as anyone can remember.
00:04:34Dad, we're not going to make it.
00:04:35Today.
00:04:36Well, I've called the technician, but he can't come until tomorrow.
00:04:38So take a look at the heating.
00:04:39Because we can't live without hot water.
00:04:41Okay, fine, I've taken a look at it.
00:04:42But come on, I'm like you are with your kids when it comes to gadgets.
00:04:44I don't understand them.
00:04:46Dad.
00:04:46Go.
00:04:47Damn, now the boiler's broken.
00:04:48What a mess.
00:04:50Well, that's normal.
00:04:51Given its age, it's been held up for far too long.
00:04:57Come on, darling, hurry up.
00:04:58We arrived late.
00:05:02Damn, Lucia, why do we have to get up so early to see that church?
00:05:04Because it's not one church, it's 15.
00:05:06Let's see when the date is before.
00:05:08And you have to see them all, they don't have phones.
00:05:09No, you have to speak to the parish priest personally.
00:05:11Look, here are the schedules.
00:05:13Hey, what if we get married in Las Vegas? It's much easier.
00:05:16I'll dress up as Elvis and you as Madonna.
00:05:18Oh, what a great idea.
00:05:20I remind you that you're the one who wants to get married in a church, huh, handsome?
00:05:23I was going to Menorca and getting married barefoot on the beach, so happy.
00:05:26Sure, very comfortable.
00:05:27With my grandmother, at 87 years old, wearing heels and a hair comb on the sand.
00:05:31Well, we don't have to dress like we do at conventional weddings.
00:05:34Okay, I'll tell her to put on the thong.
00:05:35Okay.
00:05:35Okay, since we're going to do it in a church, let's find a nice one.
00:05:39Damn, and I have to hand in the Christmas special the day after tomorrow.
00:05:43Well, I don't know, just keep drawing.
00:05:44I'll do it myself, after all, I'm on vacation.
00:05:46No, no, no, we'll do it together.
00:05:48Okay.
00:05:48I don't think organizing a wedding is that complicated.
00:05:50It didn't take us long at all.
00:05:52Come on, let's go see the church.
00:05:54Come on.
00:05:55Roberto, if you're up for it, it's going to be a lot of fun.
00:06:11But Paquito, what are you doing?
00:06:12Did you stay overnight in here?
00:06:13Look, man, I had to choose.
00:06:15Either renting the house or the video store.
00:06:16I'm broke, mate.
00:06:17Being an entrepreneur is a load of crap.
00:06:19Look, I told you, Paquito, that cinema is not a business.
00:06:21Put some booths here with a girl or something to help people.
00:06:23I have an idea to get out of this crisis, but you have to help me.
00:06:26But, Paquito, I'm stiff.
00:06:27I swear, if I had it, I'd give it to you...
00:06:28No, no, no, no.
00:06:29The business is here, on the Internet.
00:06:32Listen to this idea.
00:06:33I'm going to open a website.
00:06:35Paquito.com's girls.
00:06:37Man, the title sells.
00:06:38But who are the girls?
00:06:39That's where you come in.
00:06:40I?
00:06:40Yeah.
00:06:41You install mini-cameras in Belén and Alicia's house.
00:06:43We connect them to the computer and then people pay to watch them online.
00:06:47But, Paquito, how are we going to put cameras in a house to see people's intimate moments?
00:06:51That's really bad.
00:06:51No way, there's even a TV show about it.
00:06:54Oh, well, if it's on television, then yes.
00:06:56Besides, aren't you interested in seeing what Belén does with that jerk Carlos?
00:06:59No, not me.
00:07:00Not me, because no, because no, because...
00:07:03Do you have those cameras there?
00:07:04Come on, let's go up.
00:07:06Hello.
00:07:07Belén is not here.
00:07:07No, no, look, we've discovered a fault in the boiler's central hydraulic system.
00:07:11And the epicenter is on this floor, that's why there's no hot water.
00:07:14We need to fix it.
00:07:15Oh ok.
00:07:16Come in, come in.
00:07:17I'm finishing getting ready.
00:07:19No, no, no, but you can't stay.
00:07:20Look, we're going to work on the radiators.
00:07:22And harmful fumes can escape from the system.
00:07:24They can be deadly if necessary.
00:07:26Oh, but radiators contain water, don't they?
00:07:28No, no, no.
00:07:29They can carry water or they can carry anything else.
00:07:31A broken radiator is like a surprise kit.
00:07:33You never know what you're going to find inside.
00:07:34If you stay, it's at your own risk.
00:07:36Yeah.
00:07:36No, no, I'm leaving, I'm leaving.
00:07:39Yes, I need to go buy a videotape.
00:07:41My commercial premieres today.
00:07:43Turkey sausages with cheese.
00:07:45Delicious.
00:07:46Ah, that's very good.
00:07:47You're going to become famous.
00:07:48I hope so.
00:07:51Hey, if you're going to look at the radiators, why do you need the ladder?
00:07:54Well, just in case we don't make it.
00:07:56No, because we conduct exams at different levels.
00:07:59Sure, like English courses.
00:08:01But go on, don't worry, we'll sort this out in a jiffy.
00:08:03Don't worry.
00:08:04No, no, I'm not worried anymore.
00:08:05The floor is made of a basin.
00:08:07Okay.
00:08:07Come on.
00:08:09Gil!
00:08:11This one's really good and we're going to make a fortune.
00:08:14Okay, Michael Jackson, where do I put this?
00:08:16Look, one there, another there, and two are the bedrooms.
00:08:20Okay, then take the ladder, you're going to put it up.
00:08:23Fuck.
00:08:24Paloma, could you put one of those electric gadgets on to heat this up a bit?
00:08:28Yes, of course, and a little glass of cocaine for everyone.
00:08:30It's cold in here, damn it.
00:08:32Attention, please.
00:08:33With you, Mr. President of the Community.
00:08:36Welcome everyone.
00:08:37Let's begin the neighborhood meeting.
00:08:39Turn off your mobile phones and don't smoke.
00:08:41And I'm not going to say anything about raising my hand to speak anymore because nobody cares about me.
00:08:44case.
00:08:45Well, the reason for this meeting is to inform you that our boiler has broken down and we are without heating.
00:08:50and without hot water.
00:08:51You don't say.
00:08:52And he didn't come down to tell us that?
00:08:54Obviously not.
00:08:56The fact is that it is a boiler that is more than 25 years old and at the time
00:08:59They recommended we replace it with a new one.
00:09:02Well, it gets changed and that's it.
00:09:04Let's let my husband speak if you don't mind, okay?
00:09:06According to my research, a new boiler can cost around 10,000 euros.
00:09:1110,000 euros?
00:09:11More than one and a half million.
00:09:12What are you saying, a million and a half?
00:09:14Is that more than 300,000 per floor?
00:09:16Oh dear, we get more beatings than taxes.
00:09:18Go away, Mr. Cuesta, go away.
00:09:21But what fault is it of my husband's that the boiler broke down, for goodness sake?
00:09:25Let's see, things age and break down.
00:09:28Do you have an example?
00:09:29Marisa.
00:09:30Come on, it was a joke, I'm dressed up too and don't take my blanket away, man.
00:09:33But do we know what's wrong with the boiler?
00:09:35Has anyone come to see her?
00:09:36The technician is coming tomorrow, but Emilio, in a first visual inspection, has detected an anomaly in its operation.
00:09:43What was detected?
00:09:45A mistake.
00:09:46So it's not going to happen.
00:09:47It's age and it's not working.
00:09:49The diagnosis was very technical, but we feel much more at ease now.
00:09:51But come on, we'll be in the boiler room for the shortest time possible, two or three days at most.
00:09:55Therefore, I ask for your understanding and patience to face this ordeal.
00:09:59In other words, everyone's going to be cold, period.
00:10:02But how can we be showering with cold water for three days straight?
00:10:04Well, it's very good for the complexion.
00:10:06About time.
00:10:08You should have done what we did, which is to install a 120-liter electric water heater so we could continue to have water.
00:10:13hot water in case of breakdown.
00:10:14What are you saying? Shut up.
00:10:16So you have hot water in your house?
00:10:19Well, yes.
00:10:20No, no.
00:10:21What the hell are we going to have?
00:10:22Of course, with dad's money you can buy a lot of things.
00:10:25Well, look, others live off their husbands.
00:10:27What did you say?
00:10:28You heard right.
00:10:28No, no, no.
00:10:29No, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see.
00:10:30Tranquillity.
00:10:31Anger leads to hatred, hatred to the dark side, and there you can't see anything.
00:10:34Juan came to my own house to insult me.
00:10:36No, but she started it.
00:10:37Okay, that's enough, we can't be like this every day, okay?
00:10:39Okay, to sum it up, the technician is coming tomorrow and in the meantime, to cope with this situation we have to be resigned and
00:10:46strength of spirit.
00:10:47Of course, we have to do what those who sell pirate lights do: pull out the blanket.
00:10:54But how could you tell the neighbors we have hot water?
00:10:57Look, honey, if I go to a meeting it's to contribute ideas.
00:11:01Meetings are like military service.
00:11:02The best thing to do is to remain silent.
00:11:04No, I know, but my intention wasn't to rub it in people's faces either.
00:11:06Well, he's rubbed it in everyone's face, as if they didn't already hate us enough.
00:11:10Oh, my neuroses, she gets stressed about everything.
00:11:16Hi, do you mind if I take a shower here?
00:11:18Suspecting someone.
00:11:20Ma'am, can't you take a shower at home?
00:11:22No way, man, with the cold water and my age, I could have a heart attack.
00:11:26Come on, man, it can't be that bad.
00:11:28Well, look, nothing, goodbye.
00:11:29That's your conscience.
00:11:31No, no, no, Marisa, Marisa.
00:11:32Come in, come in.
00:11:33Come on, woman, whatever, but once won't hurt.
00:11:35And besides, I'm very small, I hardly use any water.
00:11:38Yes, but the batteries are electric and you wouldn't believe the amount of light they give off.
00:11:41Don't be stingy, it's just that she pays the bills.
00:11:44And what do you know?
00:11:45Radiopato Informativo, 24 hours.
00:11:47By the way, I didn't bring a towel, look, I forgot it at home.
00:11:50Don't worry, I'll leave you one too, come on.
00:11:51And a little tennis player?
00:11:53Okay.
00:11:56Fuck!
00:11:57Look, here are the towels.
00:12:00But what is this?
00:12:01Do you have an elevator all to yourselves or what?
00:12:03No, it's a hydromassage shower.
00:12:05You've got Disney in a place like this, right?
00:12:08Look, and here are all the features.
00:12:10Sauna, massage, hydromassage, good, and massage for feet, lower back, neck, radio...
00:12:14Do they also have a radio?
00:12:16Yes, let's see, what function do you want me to set it up for?
00:12:18Look, give me everything, see, even the whole thing.
00:12:21Come on.
00:12:21Come with the sauna?
00:12:22Let's see if he's going to have a drop in blood pressure.
00:12:25Okay, Marisa, we're out, huh?
00:12:26If you need anything, just let me know.
00:12:28Okay, okay.
00:12:28Hey, I got kicked out of here, to be honest.
00:12:31No.
00:12:32A small flaw.
00:12:38Fernando, what do you think of this for dinner?
00:12:41But you're already getting dressed.
00:12:42No, I'm testing.
00:12:44This is a very important moment in our relationship and we have to get it right.
00:12:48What do you think?
00:12:50But what are you wearing?
00:12:52If you grow a mustache, do you look like my grandfather?
00:12:53Am I becoming gayer?
00:12:54No, not any gayer.
00:12:55So, just dress the way you always do, normally and usually.
00:12:57Oh, I'm just going about my normal routine.
00:12:59In other words, I dress vulgarly.
00:13:00No, look, wear whatever you want, okay?
00:13:03Hey, and help out a little, handsome, I'm nervous.
00:13:05I'm nervous too, you know?
00:13:06I'm about to tell my coworkers that I'm gay.
00:13:09You're not going to back out now, are you?
00:13:11I know you, we arrive at dinner and you introduce me as your cousin from Medina Alcapo.
00:13:14No, no, I've already made a decision.
00:13:16This time I'm not going to back down.
00:13:18Have you taken the valerian?
00:13:19Yeah.
00:13:19Well, have another one, I've already had three.
00:13:21Look, what worries me most are the shoes.
00:13:23Because lawyers pay a lot of attention to shoes and I don't know which ones to choose.
00:13:26And look how many shoes I have, you know?
00:13:28I have a feeling this isn't going to work, Paco.
00:13:30There's a problem here.
00:13:32Look, look, look.
00:13:32It works, it works, it works.
00:13:34Dude, we're going to make a fortune.
00:13:36But hey, what you see here is already on the internet.
00:13:38Yes, yes.
00:13:39This can now be seen from anywhere in the world.
00:13:41Filipinos, Japanese, and everyone else.
00:13:42Yes, yes, yes.
00:13:45Come on, they're going to put an ad on me.
00:13:48He's inviting us to another premiere.
00:13:49But did they tell you what time it was on?
00:13:51Look, Belén is here with that bastard.
00:13:53Turn up the volume.
00:13:54Oh, look at him!
00:13:56This, this, this.
00:13:56These friends showed up unexpectedly.
00:13:59Luckily I had fresh turkey.
00:14:01New fresh turkey sausages.
00:14:03Now, also with cheese.
00:14:05With 5% turkey.
00:14:08That's why it tastes like turkey.
00:14:10I can't live without them.
00:14:12How delicious!
00:14:13Eat the fresh turkey sausage!
00:14:19So, what did you think?
00:14:22Man, uh, uh, it makes you want to buy sausages.
00:14:29Yes, it is, it's very subtle, isn't it?
00:14:32Very suggestive.
00:14:34TRUE?
00:14:35I wanted to, I wanted to convey.
00:14:37That it wasn't just another advertisement.
00:14:38Let's make sure it didn't go unnoticed.
00:14:40No, yes, it doesn't go unnoticed.
00:14:46You didn't like it, did you?
00:14:48It's horrifying.
00:14:49At least they must have paid you well.
00:14:51What do you know about this business?
00:14:52This is how Marilyn Monroe got her start.
00:14:54Advertising sausages?
00:14:56No, by advertising.
00:14:58If he does this, they'll commit suicide.
00:15:04But woman, don't get angry.
00:15:08He'll just have to put up with it.
00:15:10He's already laughed at me enough with the Emilio thing.
00:15:13Man, that was something to laugh about.
00:15:16But seriously, what were you doing with the goalkeeper?
00:15:17It's pathetic.
00:15:19Well, Emilio had some good qualities.
00:15:21Besides, I was going through a bad time.
00:15:23And so bad, to end with that...
00:15:25Look, I'll go up there and smash it.
00:15:26Hey man, stay put, you can't possibly know anything.
00:15:28But how can that be?
00:15:28Yes, I can hear it.
00:15:29Emilio, please don't mix business with love.
00:15:31Look, let's put on channel two, Alicia Caminas is sure to be on it.
00:15:33No, put on channel one, I want to see the living room.
00:15:35No, number two, it's not good for you.
00:15:36No, damn it.
00:15:37Put on channel one, I want to see what they're doing.
00:15:38Well, I want to see Alicia.
00:15:39Look, Paquito, you're making me hysterical, aren't you?
00:15:41Stay still now.
00:15:42Well, what happened with Emilio was something else...
00:15:44And then, having the opportunity to enjoy, chooses to suffer.
00:15:47I still can't explain it.
00:15:48It's like I wasn't myself.
00:15:50It's like when you go to the sales.
00:15:53You don't need anything, but you always buy something.
00:15:56Because?
00:15:57It is unknown.
00:16:00Well, but now you have me.
00:16:05He's going to kiss her, he's going to kiss her.
00:16:07But what does he do?
00:16:08Someone's coming.
00:16:10Hey dude, did you know that Alicia Belén is all over the internet?
00:16:12They've installed cameras in the...
00:16:15Oh, so it was you guys?
00:16:17Those bastards!
00:16:18What are you doing browsing those pages?
00:16:20I was looking for Góngora's biography and this popped up.
00:16:24So I'm taking advantage of the sales, huh?
00:16:26Okay, okay.
00:16:26Emilio, please don't say anything, this is illegal.
00:16:29Well, I'll tell my colleagues about it.
00:16:31That's fine, we have to do business.
00:16:33Mom, if we invite Uncle Javier, we have to invite Aunt Marta too.
00:16:36And if we invite Aunt Marta, we have to invite Uncle Joaquin too.
00:16:38And you know that Uncle Joaquin and Uncle Javier don't get along.
00:16:41ever since Aunt Marta left Uncle Joaquin for Uncle Javier.
00:16:44Well, no, there won't be any security, Mom.
00:16:46It's a wedding, not a Bisbal concert.
00:16:48Lucia.
00:16:51Well, look, we'll have to choose, huh?
00:16:52Either security guards or an orchestra.
00:16:54Lucia, this lady has been in there for an hour and a half.
00:16:57Let's see if something has happened to him.
00:16:58Okay, look, Mom, come on, we'll talk later, okay?
00:17:01Okay, one little kiss, goodbye.
00:17:03Hey, honey, we need to make the guest list.
00:17:05But you didn't hear me, I'm calling him and he's not answering.
00:17:07Okay, I'll take a look.
00:17:11Damn, guys, I feel like a new person.
00:17:13This is much better than sex.
00:17:15Isn't it relaxing?
00:17:16If they had invented this 40 years earlier,
00:17:19I'm not marrying Manolo, not a chance.
00:17:22Well, now it's time to go home.
00:17:23A small glass of milk and then watch TV.
00:17:25One moment.
00:17:26I might buy one.
00:17:28So, how much does it cost?
00:17:29Eight thousand two hundred euros.
00:17:30Damn, girl, I'm serious.
00:17:33That's right, eight thousand two hundred euros.
00:17:36Damn, you can't be retired.
00:17:39The discounts should be offered in the hot tubs.
00:17:41not on the bus.
00:17:43Come on, ma'am.
00:17:45Bye bye.
00:17:46Mirada, how happy she left.
00:17:48That's what worries me.
00:17:49Hey, it's like a car wash.
00:17:52They spray you everywhere.
00:17:54Look at my skin.
00:17:55It's smoother, isn't it?
00:17:56I went into the sauna.
00:17:58Oh, and it also has a sauna.
00:17:59Go on, and radio.
00:18:01I have fulfilled my sexual fantasy.
00:18:03Showering with Iñaki and Gabilondo.
00:18:05But how can a shower have a radio?
00:18:06Of course, if it gets wet, you'll get electrocuted.
00:18:09Vicenta, that's been studied.
00:18:11Keep in mind that it was only invented by someone other than you.
00:18:13Well, I want to try that.
00:18:15Okay, yes, let's get the bathrobes.
00:18:17But aren't you realizing what that posh girl is doing?
00:18:20He's rubbing his luxuries in our faces.
00:18:22You are degrading yourselves.
00:18:23Well, I'll degrade myself, but with hot water.
00:18:26Paloma, you're just jealous because he's not going to let you in.
00:18:29I don't even want to go in.
00:18:30Neither I nor anyone in my family.
00:18:32Here we prefer to shower at home.
00:18:34With cold water.
00:18:35Right, Juan?
00:18:36Correct.
00:18:40Hello, we've come to take a shower.
00:18:42Did Marisa tell you no to the jets?
00:18:44It's wonderful.
00:18:45Let's see, let's see, let's see, this isn't a senior citizens' resort.
00:18:47Son.
00:18:48My cervical spine is in very bad shape.
00:18:50Hey, honey, I'm leaving, I've arranged to meet my mother.
00:18:53Concha and Vicenta, who have come to take a shower.
00:18:55I am working.
00:18:56Well, if we've said yes to Marisa, can't we say no to them?
00:18:59I can, you'll see how I tell him.
00:19:00No, my love, no, poor things, it doesn't matter, it's just for a moment.
00:19:03Yes, wait a minute, who's going to take the fall?
00:19:06Forward.
00:19:07Thank you so much.
00:19:08We neighbors are here to help each other.
00:19:11Hey, is the dog going to take a shower too?
00:19:12No, I'll leave it to you, if you're very calm.
00:19:14I'll take the first one!
00:19:16Wait, wait, let me explain how it works.
00:19:18Hey, honey, I'm leaving, okay?
00:19:19I'll call you later.
00:19:20Ah, yes.
00:19:21Bye bye.
00:19:21Meanwhile, I'll turn on the television.
00:19:23How do I turn it on?
00:19:24But, ma'am, that's what a telephone is.
00:19:26Avent!
00:19:27The jets don't separate me, I haven't put on my hat!
00:19:29I told him to wait for me!
00:19:35Damn it, lady, cover yourself up, okay?
00:19:38Goodbye, princess.
00:19:41Anger leads to hate, and hate leads to the dark side.
00:19:43And if he gets it on the dark side, I'll smash him.
00:19:47How are you, Emilio?
00:19:48Here I am, scrubbing, like I'm pathetic.
00:19:52Okay, see you later.
00:19:54Hey, be careful, you just mopped the floor, you might slip and hit your head on the railing, okay?
00:19:58Oh no, no.
00:19:59Head injuries are very bad.
00:20:01Thank you.
00:20:02See you later.
00:20:03Come on.
00:20:04I'm giving wax tomorrow.
00:20:11Honey, have you...?
00:20:12No, it's me.
00:20:13So I'm kind of a discount, huh?
00:20:15A goal was being made, powders with a discount.
00:20:16Emilio, have you been spying on me?
00:20:19You're pathetic.
00:20:21Other.
00:20:21Look, Belén, I was going to give you a chance, but now you've ruined it with this.
00:20:24I leave you.
00:20:25But how can you leave me if I'm dating Carlos?
00:20:28No, no, no, no, don't come to me with excuses now, you're not going to soften me up.
00:20:31We're done, get used to the idea.
00:20:34Heavy.
00:20:37And how does he find out?
00:20:42Okay, just relax, okay?
00:20:43Smile.
00:20:45Damn, what a scene.
00:20:46Are those the people you work with?
00:20:47Now I understand everything.
00:20:49Hey, and who's your coffee?
00:20:50He's the one next to the lady with the diamonds.
00:20:53The Virgin.
00:20:53No, listen, don't say it, Fernando, don't say it, they're not going to take that very badly.
00:20:56That's decided, no, I just have to find the right moment.
00:20:58Just relax.
00:21:00No, let's go.
00:21:00But what's wrong, Fernando?
00:21:02Hey Agustín, look, let me introduce you to a friend.
00:21:05Mauri.
00:21:06Delighted.
00:21:06Hello hello.
00:21:07This is my wife.
00:21:08Hi how are things?
00:21:09Delighted.
00:21:10Good night.
00:21:10Hello, well.
00:21:10Hello.
00:21:11Congratulations, huh?
00:21:11Thank you so much.
00:21:12And it's the third one, isn't it?
00:21:13You know where I set my sights.
00:21:16And when is her due date?
00:21:18According to our calculations, after dessert.
00:21:21He's a horndog.
00:21:22But sit down, or we'll go without dinner.
00:21:24Yes, yes, let's go.
00:21:25Let's go here.
00:21:26Come on, Mauri, Mauri, let's sit down.
00:21:28Yeah.
00:21:29Hello, hello, we're here.
00:21:31Hi how are things?
00:21:33Hello, Fernando.
00:21:34Hi how are things?
00:21:37Ada!
00:21:38Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:21:38What's going on?
00:21:40Oh, forgive me, no, forgive me.
00:21:42Oh, if I happen to win.
00:21:44What nonsense.
00:21:45Are you OK?
00:21:45Yes I'm fine.
00:21:46Yeah.
00:21:47Yeah.
00:21:48Nothing has happened.
00:21:49I'll eat with my left hand.
00:21:51Yeah.
00:21:53We must have set up the camera here, which is where everyone is showering.
00:21:57How wonderful!
00:21:58This is not showering.
00:21:59This is something else.
00:22:01Following.
00:22:02It's your turn, isn't it?
00:22:03No, no, no, but you go ahead.
00:22:03I'm going to wait until the movie is over.
00:22:05What does this plasma TV look like?
00:22:07My turn, my turn, my turn.
00:22:09Hey, the shampoo's going bad, huh?
00:22:11Hey man, don't waste it on me, it's anti-hair loss and it costs a fortune.
00:22:14Besides, why do you use it?
00:22:16Faith moves mountains, Roberto.
00:22:18Hello.
00:22:19Hello.
00:22:20Hello.
00:22:20How are you?
00:22:21How are you?
00:22:21Man, the founder of Chorro sin Fronteras.
00:22:24Hey Paco, are you coming here to shower too?
00:22:26Yes, he's living in the video store and the only shower there is the psychosis shower.
00:22:29In addition, I've given you a bonus.
00:22:31Six movies for 36 euros.
00:22:32But hey, what nerve! And it's a normal price.
00:22:34He told me about a voucher, not a discount voucher.
00:22:36I'll have to eat.
00:22:37Lucia, can we talk for a moment?
00:22:39Yeah.
00:22:41Take your feet off the table.
00:22:42I can't tell you, okay?
00:22:44It's demanding.
00:22:46Hey, this seems really extreme to me.
00:22:48This isn't a favor, this is freeloading.
00:22:50Yes, Roberto, yes, but what do we do?
00:22:52Should we kick them out?
00:22:52Well, screw them and take a cold shower.
00:22:54Be quiet.
00:22:55Don't worry, they'll fix the boiler tomorrow.
00:22:56Yes, we'd better.
00:22:58Well, look, Roberto, when I get on my bad side with the neighbors, you get angry.
00:23:00And when I try to do something for them too.
00:23:02They've used up all my shampoo.
00:23:03Yes, shut up.
00:23:06Wait, there's more to come.
00:23:09Hello.
00:23:10Hello.
00:23:10Is there a long queue?
00:23:11No, there were two of us.
00:23:12Ah, well, then I'll come in here and have a cigarette.
00:23:14Very good.
00:23:17But here again, ma'am?
00:23:19If you have already showered this afternoon.
00:23:21But I'm very clean.
00:23:23Do you want one?
00:23:27Okay, Fernando, so when are you going to change that car you have?
00:23:30That in this company you have to project an image.
00:23:32Yes, it's true that it's a little old now, but I've grown so fond of it.
00:23:36Come on, man, with the cars that are available now, buy a decent one and stop messing around.
00:23:43I'm going to take advantage of this now, before dessert.
00:23:45No, wait, I'm not going to tell you more or less.
00:23:47Don't get up, Fernando, please.
00:23:48Just a moment, please.
00:23:51Yes, everyone, take a moment.
00:23:53Our new partner has something to say.
00:23:57As?
00:23:58You've beaten me to it, Fernando.
00:24:00So I'm announcing it now.
00:24:02From the beginning of January, our colleague Fernando Navarro will join the board as a full member.
00:24:09of the administration of this law firm.
00:24:11Bravo.
00:24:12Bravo.
00:24:13Bravo, bravo.
00:24:14Sit down.
00:24:16Sit down.
00:24:17Sit down.
00:24:18Bravo, bravo.
00:24:19Very brave.
00:24:21Thank you so much.
00:24:22Thank you so much.
00:24:23Come on, Fernando.
00:24:25What were you going to tell us?
00:24:26Nothing, he's just very happy.
00:24:27No, yes.
00:24:29Well, first of all, thank you for the trust you have placed in me.
00:24:34Well, I promise I will do my best to live up to the position.
00:24:39But I also want to share some information that pertains to my personal life, but that both my partner and I want to share.
00:24:47to share with all of you.
00:24:51Oh my, oh my, oh my, are you getting married?
00:24:53They've caught you, buddy.
00:24:54No, no, that's not it.
00:24:55I cannot get married at the moment.
00:24:56What I wanted to tell you is that I'm gay and that this person standing here next to me is
00:25:08my boyfriend.
00:25:29Long live London!
00:25:32Bravo, bravo, bravo!
00:25:36Thank you, thank you very much.
00:25:38Thank you.
00:25:42Juan, are you in the bathtub yet?
00:25:44Yeah.
00:25:45Hurry up, darling, I'm cold.
00:25:46Yes, I'm coming.
00:25:49Okay, lower your head.
00:25:51Hey, but have you checked if it's okay...
00:25:53Aaah!
00:25:53Damn it, dove, what are you doing, do you want to kill me!
00:25:56Well, how does the young gentleman like his water?
00:25:59Ideally below its boiling point.
00:26:03Mom, take a look and see if they think we're going to eat it tonight.
00:26:07Your father is a crybaby.
00:26:08Okay, who's next?
00:26:10This.
00:26:18Lucia!
00:26:19Busy!
00:26:19Hey, hey!
00:26:21Don't cut in line, I'm going first!
00:26:23But how did they get in?
00:26:25Lucia opened the door for us.
00:26:27Oh, she told us she was going shopping.
00:26:29If you want flavored yogurts, just call her.
00:26:31Let's see when you change magazines.
00:26:32But it's a kitchen robot, you can do a lot of things with this, right?
00:26:36How does it work?
00:26:37Don't touch that, ma'am.
00:26:39So, what are you doing with my dumbbells?
00:26:41Well, sweating a little before the shower.
00:26:43I need to get some pecs, there's a lot of competition.
00:26:46What do you think this is?
00:26:47A gym?
00:26:48Would you like to go to the bedroom and have Lucia give you a massage?
00:26:50Oh, what gives massages?
00:26:51No, it's ironic.
00:26:53Come on, everyone, go take a shower at home.
00:26:55Roberto, a little human charity, please, we don't have hot water.
00:26:58In addition, Lucia has given us permission to shower and the house is hers.
00:27:02Hey, how much does this TV cost?
00:27:04Excuse me, ma'am, please, I told you not to touch it.
00:27:06What's that?
00:27:07Fuck.
00:27:09Good morning, neighbor.
00:27:10You see, the cold water thing isn't for me, and I thought about whether it mattered to us.
00:27:14No, man, why would we care?
00:27:16However, this is an unofficial visit.
00:27:19If anyone asks us, I haven't been here.
00:27:21Ah, very well, come in, come in.
00:27:23Hey, Mr. Cuesta!
00:27:25Fuck.
00:27:26The last one, please.
00:27:28I.
00:27:29You're gonna be blown away, man.
00:27:31Welcome to the wonderful world of hydromassage.
00:27:33I feel good today
00:27:39I feel good today
00:27:43For once in a lifetime
00:27:47I feel good today
00:27:52Don't talk to me
00:27:54Don't bother me
00:27:56You don't understand me.
00:27:58Let me
00:27:59I feel good today
00:28:06Damn, it really is her.
00:28:08What's up, Josemi?
00:28:10Nothing, I've brought some colleagues who want you to sign an autograph for them.
00:28:13An autograph?
00:28:15You are my first fans.
00:28:17Did you like my ad?
00:28:19Yes, they really like your work.
00:28:21Yes, my father too.
00:28:23Don't think that achieving fame is easy. What's your name?
00:28:25Jaime.
00:28:25My grandpa's hooked too. He says you've got a killer ass.
00:28:29Ah, thank you very much.
00:28:32Oh, sorry. I have to go. He's my agent. Work is about to start pouring in.
00:28:39Okay, see you later.
00:28:43And you, stop drooling.
00:28:45And Belén laughed at my announcement.
00:28:51Hello, Antonio. Your star is here.
00:28:53What are you on about? Do you think you're so clever?
00:28:55As?
00:28:56But, Alicia, how could you think of putting cameras in your house to go online without telling me anything?
00:29:00What are you saying? I haven't installed any cameras yet?
00:29:02What do you mean, no? Do you want to put down the TV remote already?
00:29:04But where are you looking at me?
00:29:06Well, on my office computer.
00:29:08Lasnenasdepaquito.com
00:29:13Lasnenasdepaquito.com
00:29:14Just so you know, Alicia, 20% of what you earn is mine, it says so in your contract.
00:29:21Pussy!
00:29:21Come on, come on, come on, run.
00:29:23I told you that camera was very visible.
00:29:26So, lasnenasdepaquito.com
00:29:30Hey...
00:29:31Well, yes, you see, but there's an explanation for all of this, you know?
00:29:33Paquito, who is the one with the girls, will explain everything to you properly.
00:29:35Forward.
00:29:36It is a sociological study on the customs of the modern, single Western woman.
00:29:42Have you all gone mad?
00:29:43I will not have been seen naked.
00:29:45No, no, no, calm down.
00:29:47Only when you've taken your clothes off.
00:29:48Please don't report us.
00:29:50I swear we'll remove the cameras right now.
00:29:52Don't even think about it.
00:29:53I want 50% of the business.
00:29:57No, no, no, you see, you have to do it in equal parts.
00:29:59Look, 30% for me, 30% for Paco, and the other 30% for you.
00:30:04And what about the missing 10%?
00:30:05Ah, that's 10% missing.
00:30:07Well, for me too, because of the labor costs.
00:30:11Made.
00:30:12Thank you so much.
00:30:14It's the perfect showcase.
00:30:16I'm going to take this opportunity to showcase all my talent.
00:30:19I'm sure some film producer will notice my performance.
00:30:22Hey, then, perform Basic Instinct, Emanuel, something that will sell.
00:30:26Or improvise whatever you want.
00:30:27Come on, it's up to you.
00:30:34Kids, we've heard that the neighbors upstairs have a shower with nitromassage,
00:30:39sauna, radio, in short, a marvel.
00:30:41Juan.
00:30:42A completely useless and unnecessary marvel that some of our neighbors are using.
00:30:47And don't let me find out you guys are going up there to use it, okay?
00:30:49Oh no, no, no, no, you can't go up there.
00:30:52But what does it matter to you? Roberto is my colleague, he won't care.
00:30:55But I do care, and I am your mother.
00:30:57What's more, getting along badly with the one above you doesn't lead anywhere.
00:30:59Could it be because you get along so well with Lucia?
00:31:02That posh girl is winning over the neighbors with that shower, huh?
00:31:04Well, he's treating them well.
00:31:06No, it's a strategy.
00:31:07She definitely wants to be president again.
00:31:10We need to buy a much better hot tub than theirs.
00:31:13But you know what that costs.
00:31:14So what?
00:31:15Doesn't Armando work at a bank?
00:31:17Well, let him give us a loan.
00:31:18No, yes, taking out a loan is very easy, but then you have to pay it back.
00:31:21Well, private lessons in the afternoons, Juan.
00:31:23We cannot waste your talent.
00:31:25It's because there are more children in the afternoon...
00:31:27If we had the boutique, we'd be on the bold side now with whirlpool tubs in all four bathrooms.
00:31:33And they keep going on about the boutique.
00:31:34Okay, I'll talk to Armando and see what he says about the loan.
00:31:37Of course, darling.
00:31:38Give me a little kiss.
00:31:41Hey, that's not the gel I buy.
00:31:43Well, I don't know, I think it's the one I've always used, you know?
00:31:46You didn't go up to the third floor to take a shower, did you?
00:31:48No, no, dove, I would never...
00:31:49Juan!
00:31:50I get really sick from cold water.
00:31:52Oh, Juan!
00:31:53Juan, I'm pregnant!
00:31:55And you're going up to that rich girl's house to take a shower!
00:31:57I'm going to my room to cry.
00:31:59You've hurt me, Juan!
00:32:00You've hurt me a lot!
00:32:01My husband doesn't understand me, my daughters don't understand me.
00:32:04This stuck-up girl wants me to give up my life...
00:32:06What a mess!
00:32:08Let's see if the boiler guy comes soon.
00:32:10I'm alone!
00:32:15Hello.
00:32:16Good, Pantable.
00:32:18How's work?
00:32:19How was your first trip there?
00:32:20Well, the truth is, very good.
00:32:21They've all been lovely to me.
00:32:23See how easy that is?
00:32:24And what a weight you've lifted off your shoulders!
00:32:25Ah, there was a letter here.
00:32:27A letter from the lungs.
00:32:28Chua, in fact, I think José María hit on me in the bathroom.
00:32:31José María?
00:32:32Oops!
00:32:32But wasn't that the one who was married?
00:32:34Well, there you have it.
00:32:35It's perfectly clear.
00:32:36You'll see, you'll see.
00:32:37They're all going to come out of the closet en masse.
00:32:39It's going to be like a kind of gay explosion.
00:32:40And this is just the beginning, huh?
00:32:42In less than a year you'll be running the company.
00:32:43You'll see.
00:32:44That?
00:32:45What's happening?
00:32:48That I've been fired.
00:32:50As?
00:32:51Yes, they have fired me, thanked me for my services, and accepted my contract.
00:32:56Well, they do it that way, by letters.
00:32:58But, but, but, how?
00:33:00Have you been fired?
00:33:01Because?
00:33:01What do you think?
00:33:02Did they fire you for being gay?
00:33:04No, I was fired for saying that.
00:33:05See, I was right!
00:33:07But this can't be, Fernando.
00:33:08This can't be.
00:33:09Yes, that's right.
00:33:09Coming out of the closet is a beautiful thing.
00:33:10We're all very modern here.
00:33:12But the reality is different.
00:33:14That people are not prepared.
00:33:15But that's discrimination.
00:33:17Sue them.
00:33:17Give them a lawsuit that will make them shit their pants.
00:33:19Okay, so how am I going to prove that I was fired for being gay?
00:33:21No.
00:33:22They terminate my contract, pay me compensation, and that's it.
00:33:25Then they'll invent any excuse to justify it.
00:33:27What sons of bitches.
00:33:28Yes, but hey, it was a really good idea, wasn't it?
00:33:31Coming out of the closet only to end up unemployed.
00:33:33I feel terrible, Fernando.
00:33:34But how could I have imagined that you were going to be fired from your job?
00:33:37No, don't worry.
00:33:37It wasn't your fault.
00:33:38Well, yes, it was your fault.
00:33:41But don't worry.
00:33:42But you won't stand idly by.
00:33:44You'll have to do something, won't you?
00:33:45No, look, you know what I'm going to do?
00:33:46I'm going for a walk.
00:33:47I just need some fresh air.
00:33:50Fernando, I'm sorry, really.
00:33:51I'm sorry.
00:33:58They're going to find out.
00:33:59They don't know what they've done.
00:34:07Ingrid, it's Mauri.
00:34:09Yes, listen, I need you to do me a favor.
00:34:11Could you publish a juicy, juicy article for me tomorrow?
00:34:14about discrimination?
00:34:16Yes, I know it's very late, but I'm asking you as a personal favor.
00:34:20OK.
00:34:21Thank you.
00:34:22I'll send it to you in half an hour.
00:34:26Let's get them.
00:34:27Let's get them.
00:34:31But hey, you guys aren't from the emergency room.
00:34:33The paper says 24-hour service.
00:34:35Yes, 24 hours.
00:34:36The time it took us to get here.
00:34:37Sir, advertising costs as much as parables.
00:34:39They shouldn't be taken literally.
00:34:41Okay, let's see what's wrong with this boiler.
00:34:43Well, to me it's a clear case of a breakdown, you know?
00:34:45Something's not right there.
00:34:46Emilio, let this man work.
00:34:48Well.
00:34:52Arranged.
00:34:53That's it?
00:34:53What was wrong with him?
00:34:55Nothing, the power must have gone out and you have to press the reset button to unlock it.
00:34:58It's a security mechanism.
00:35:00But the boiler is perfectly fine, right?
00:35:02In these cases, it helps a lot to read the instructions, you know?
00:35:05And me showering with cold water while my wife hugs me with boiling pots?
00:35:09And what do I know, Mr. Juan?
00:35:11Sign here to say we're finished.
00:35:13100 euros for labor.
00:35:14What if this hasn't given him a button?
00:35:16I don't get paid to press a button, but to know which button to press.
00:35:20Thank you so much.
00:35:21Good afternoon.
00:35:23You'll need to pinpoint where it hit him, at least.
00:35:27Neighbors, I have some great news to share with you.
00:35:29The boiler is working again.
00:35:30In record time and for a modest price of 100 euros.
00:35:33No VAT, because we haven't issued an invoice.
00:35:35Very good, Juan.
00:35:36Now you can enjoy heating and hot water again.
00:35:41Don't you all thank me at once?
00:35:43I wanted to have a sauna before going out.
00:35:44For once there wasn't something that needed fixing, he goes and gets it done quickly.
00:35:48What a president.
00:35:50This man does everything wrong.
00:35:51But can't you see that he's doing it to annoy us?
00:35:53Well, this is the last straw.
00:35:55In other words, they're scolding me for solving the problem.
00:35:57Ignore him, Juan, ignore him.
00:35:59From now on, everyone will shower at home.
00:36:01And that's that, okay?
00:36:02And those who want jets of water should go to a swimming pool.
00:36:04That you are retired and you get a discount.
00:36:07Let's go, Juan, let's go.
00:36:09Well, that's it, all good things must come to an end.
00:36:11Not at all.
00:36:11Nothing, I can't live without jets.
00:36:14Me neither.
00:36:16The girls from Paquito.com are looking ahead, man.
00:36:19In less than two days they have received 30,000 visits.
00:36:2130,000 visits?
00:36:23But hey, these two are going to become more famous than Pamela Anderson's solutions.
00:36:26Hey, I want to go upstairs so my mom can see me.
00:36:28But does your mother have internet?
00:36:29Come on, damn it, it's true that he doesn't have it.
00:36:31Okay, let's see what these women are doing.
00:36:33Click, click.
00:36:36Alicia, I'm going to the burger place.
00:36:38Fuck.
00:36:39What's up, are you holding a casting call to be a TV coupon girl?
00:36:42No.
00:36:43I'm going to stay home.
00:36:45Because?
00:36:46Not like you've put on your war paint.
00:36:51You're always laughing at me.
00:36:53I can't take it anymore.
00:36:55You humiliate me.
00:36:56You mock my dreams.
00:36:57Of my hopes.
00:36:58And it hurts.
00:37:00Oh, you're driving me crazy.
00:37:03Crazy!
00:37:03What's wrong with you?
00:37:04Are you OK?
00:37:07I don't care.
00:37:09I'm going to tell you something, Belén.
00:37:10You don't appreciate the roommate you have.
00:37:13A talented girl, who has studied drama for a year,
00:37:16who speaks English and doesn't mind getting naked if the role calls for it.
00:37:24But what does he do?
00:37:26And now Nicole Kidman is about to start acting for us.
00:37:28What a pity!
00:37:33This girl is not well.
00:37:36Honey, do you have your guest list yet?
00:37:39Yes, here you go.
00:37:40Are these all there are?
00:37:42How can only these?
00:37:43How many people do you want me to invite?
00:37:45Well, look at mine.
00:37:49Fuck.
00:37:51But what is this? The electoral register?
00:37:52No, it's a first list, okay?
00:37:54Come on, we need to make a selection from here.
00:37:55And I don't want them to be more than 300.
00:37:58Oh ok.
00:37:58That makes me feel much better.
00:38:00A little something intimate.
00:38:01A little something intimate.
00:38:02Clear.
00:38:03Well, and now that we know how many people we're going to invite,
00:38:05We need to find a place to celebrate it.
00:38:08But what's going on?
00:38:08Doesn't that come with the church?
00:38:10No, Roberto.
00:38:13Honey, don't get depressed, I'm already doing that.
00:38:15Okay?
00:38:17Hello.
00:38:18We came for a little shower at night,
00:38:20It's because we're under a lot of stress.
00:38:21Wait a minute, but you already have hot water.
00:38:24Oh, really?
00:38:25They hadn't told us anything.
00:38:27This president doesn't keep us informed.
00:38:30Already.
00:38:30Well, but since we're already wearing our evening dresses,
00:38:33We can come to your party, right?
00:38:34Yes of course.
00:38:35Come on, this is pure and simple freeloading.
00:38:36Well, yes, why kid ourselves?
00:38:39But we're neighbors, aren't we?
00:38:41You can't just take away our hot tub all at once!
00:38:44because it gives us withdrawal syndrome.
00:38:47Okay then, everyone go home and get over your withdrawal symptoms.
00:38:49My bathroom is depressing me now.
00:38:52But what is it you want?
00:38:53Are you coming here to shower for free every night?
00:38:55Well, if you can get some bonds at a good price, then great.
00:38:58Good night.
00:39:02What youth!
00:39:03They want everything for themselves.
00:39:04Isn't this a democracy?
00:39:06Well, we are all equal and I want to live like these two.
00:39:10So what are we going to do? Buy a hot tub?
00:39:12Either that, or we'll ruin the boiler.
00:39:14No, no, it's not necessary.
00:39:16They're running around all day with the wedding.
00:39:20Tomorrow, when they leave, we'll take the keys from Emilio.
00:39:23and we went upstairs to take a shower.
00:39:25And how are we going to enter without their permission?
00:39:27He told you, with the key.
00:39:29If you don't listen, Vicenta, you don't listen.
00:39:38I just ran into the synchronized swimming team from the 1952 Olympics.
00:39:42But what are you doing here? We weren't supposed to meet, were we?
00:39:45Well, yeah, but that's just how I am.
00:39:47And your child is here to take you to dinner.
00:39:49Can't.
00:39:50I have to go to the burger place. Marcela has gotten sick.
00:39:52And Bethlehem...
00:39:55Look, you have a job that doesn't match either your talent or the boyfriend you have.
00:39:59Okay. Can you tell me what to do? Because I've tried everything.
00:40:02There are more copies of my resume out there than of the Yellow Pages.
00:40:05I don't know. Get to work with me.
00:40:09As?
00:40:11My company is looking for a public relations professional.
00:40:14and an attractive, outgoing girl with a way with people...
00:40:19Hey Carlos, I'm not in favor of mixing love and work.
00:40:24But in this particular case, I think it's very good.
00:40:27Well, let's celebrate.
00:40:28Yeah.
00:40:29But first...
00:40:32A small welcome gift to the company.
00:40:37But what did he buy her? Can't you see it? This camera is rubbish.
00:40:39It's a ring, man.
00:40:40Well, she's messed up, because Belén isn't into these corny things.
00:40:43Thanks my love.
00:40:47Take me to the burger place, I have to resign.
00:40:50Come on.
00:40:50No! Wait.
00:40:52Yeah.
00:40:55He called her, my love! He called her, my love!
00:40:57Okay, stay still, it's not the computer's fault.
00:40:59That'll turn you off. What a great idea to put up a little camera.
00:41:02It's perfectly clear. Belén is with Carlos because he takes care of her.
00:41:04Hey, I used to take care of her too.
00:41:06Oh, really? Did you give Belén a present?
00:41:07Not me. What are the Three Wise Men for?
00:41:09Have you taken him out to dinner anywhere?
00:41:10Hey?
00:41:11Were you driving her or were you going to pick her up from work?
00:41:12But he was afraid of the scooter. Besides, I was saving up to buy a second helmet.
00:41:16See? You have to be thoughtful with women.
00:41:18And what kindness has she shown me, apart from cheating on me?
00:41:20You lost it because you didn't put in the effort, dude.
00:41:22I thought my looks were enough.
00:41:24Well, looks aren't everything, Emilio.
00:41:28And even less so in your case.
00:41:30I'm going to talk to her.
00:41:31Why is this happening? Emilio, you're sinking us!
00:41:36Emilio, you're sinking us!
00:41:38Belén, we need to talk. You're making a mistake.
00:41:40Again?
00:41:40Look, you're getting a bit tiresome now, aren't you?
00:41:43Look, the dark side saved you. Otherwise, I would have punched you in the face by now.
00:41:45Are you going to punch me in the mouth?
00:41:47Emilio, don't worry, Carlos is a black belt in Aikido.
00:41:49And just so you know, Belén told me that mine is bigger.
00:41:52That?
00:41:52No, no, I didn't say anything like that.
00:41:53He sold you the capital, huh?
00:41:55Sure, because they give you rings and give you a job.
00:41:57And how do you know all that?
00:41:58Oh, look, forget it, it's not worth it.
00:42:01But you can't know that.
00:42:03Belén, think about it.
00:42:04Love can't be bought or sold. That's why it's not in supermarkets.
00:42:06What are you saying?
00:42:07And what do I know?
00:42:08Come on.
00:42:11Belén, I'm not telling Emilio your secrets.
00:42:14Well, you're finding out things about my life that only you could know.
00:42:17The ring thing, the pathetic thing, the sales, everything.
00:42:20But how can I tell him if I haven't seen him?
00:42:22Of course, you're sending him messages on his mobile.
00:42:24But do you really think I'm that twisted?
00:42:26Alicia, you've been trying to ruin my relationship with Carlos from the very beginning.
00:42:30Oh, as if that were necessary.
00:42:32What do you mean?
00:42:34He's using you, he likes Lucia, and that this has no future.
00:42:39Look who he went to talk to.
00:42:40If your relationships last less than a peace plan in Palestine.
00:42:43Oh, and also, ever since you started dating him, you've been acting so arrogant.
00:42:46Well, since the young lady isn't comfortable and neither am I,
00:42:50It would be best if you found another place.
00:42:53And why do I have to leave?
00:42:54Well, maybe because I'm the one who pays the rent.
00:42:57Ah, and that's reason enough, isn't it?
00:42:59I'm blown away by you.
00:43:00Look, tomorrow I want you to find another place.
00:43:03You are a true friend.
00:43:05Snitch!
00:43:09But why are you telling Belén things you've seen on camera?
00:43:12Yes, I told him, he's going to ruin the business.
00:43:14It was one of those crazy moments, but hey, it's over now.
00:43:17Before, I couldn't get Belén out of bed, and now I can't get her out of my head.
00:43:20No, no, if what you want is to get her back, I can help you.
00:43:22Okay, I'll hook up with you and we'll get it hot.
00:43:24No, I'm not going to help you that much.
00:43:26But we can use the cameras to make Belén realize that Carlos is using her.
00:43:29Well, that sounds good.
00:43:32Fernando, look what I have.
00:43:34Come.
00:43:34Yes, no, no, no.
00:43:35Of course I get angry.
00:43:35No, this is not done.
00:43:37No.
00:43:38Tell Agustín that I'm going to talk to him tomorrow.
00:43:40No, yes, yes, I laugh, but it's not funny.
00:43:42Come on.
00:43:43See you tomorrow.
00:43:44Look what they've published about me.
00:43:45Mauri, I'm not fired.
00:43:48As?
00:43:49Yes, it was those bastards in the office, they played a prank on me.
00:43:52Hey?
00:43:52I'll save this one.
00:43:53I swear I'll give it back to her.
00:43:55What did you want to teach me?
00:43:56No, he hasn't published an article, but come on, compared to the amazing news you've given me.
00:44:01But let me see it.
00:44:02No, no, no.
00:44:03I've been inspired.
00:44:04No, no, no, no.
00:44:05Oh, from the office.
00:44:06No, leave it.
00:44:07Let's go celebrate, shall we?
00:44:08Mauri, give me the phone, it might be important.
00:44:09No, it's definitely another joke.
00:44:11Look, they've hung up.
00:44:12Let's go, shall we?
00:44:13I'm going to throw away the newspaper and we'll leave.
00:44:19Yeah.
00:44:20Yes, it's me.
00:44:22That?
00:44:23Am I fired?
00:44:25No, sorry, but you're late, aren't you?
00:44:27No, I've already been told it was a joke, okay?
00:44:30That?
00:44:32Sorry?
00:44:35No, but, but, in which newspaper?
00:44:38Yeah.
00:44:40Mauricio Hidalgo.
00:44:41No, but it has to be a mistake.
00:44:43No, no, but listen, Don Ramón, I swear...
00:44:46Listen?
00:44:51Let me see that newspaper.
00:44:52No.
00:44:53Mauri, give me that newspaper.
00:44:55Okay, okay.
00:45:02Take.
00:45:03No, no, the page.
00:45:04No.
00:45:05Mauri, give me the page.
00:45:12Can someone tell me what this is?
00:45:14The law is not gay.
00:45:15It's an opinion column.
00:45:18But, but, but do you realize the mess you've made in my company?
00:45:24But, but you call them all sorts of things.
00:45:26La, la, la, don't exaggerate, it's not that big of a deal.
00:45:28It is basically a descriptive article; it has no pejorative intent.
00:45:32That rancid law firm, a nest of homophobes and retrograde Nazis who came out of Atapuerca.
00:45:39Well, I've allowed myself some poetic license.
00:45:41It's also like, it would be, it's that you give it a certain tone...
00:45:44And who gives you permission to lead a gay crusade in my name?
00:45:47I didn't mention you.
00:45:49I only put your two initials.
00:45:50What are you on about?
00:45:51Gandhi and gays?
00:45:52Okay, I'll write a letter of rectification and that's it.
00:45:54You'd better write it down.
00:45:56Why have you been sued?
00:45:57They've sued me? Why?
00:45:58For defamation, but, but how dare you go after a law firm?
00:46:01Well, you'll defend me then.
00:46:03But how can I defend you if I work there?
00:46:06Well, I used to work, because I've been fired.
00:46:10See? In the end, you got fired.
00:46:11They're a bunch of homophobes.
00:46:14I'm going to the gym.
00:46:16Or fuck it.
00:46:17I'll see.
00:46:30Emilio?
00:46:31Yeah.
00:46:32Go on, go out to the patio and pick up one of the girl's t-shirts that fell off the clothesline.
00:46:35Let's see if we can attach the clothespins properly.
00:46:37If I kept everything that falls off in six months, I'd have a boutique.
00:46:39No, I'm going to open the boutique myself.
00:46:41Bring me the t-shirt, the girl wants to wear it when she goes out.
00:46:43The girl is not in danger.
00:46:45That?
00:46:46No, nothing, I'm going to the patio.
00:46:47Ah.
00:47:02Oh, how disgusting, for God's sake.
00:47:10Doña Paloma, there's nothing here.
00:47:12He looked carefully.
00:47:14But you can't look bad here, this is two square meters.
00:47:17Oh, well, I'm sorry, I must have made a mistake.
00:47:19Bye bye.
00:47:20First we'll stop by the publishing house and then we'll go see the church.
00:47:23No, he's leaving now.
00:47:24She has to get her hair cut because she has a christening at one o'clock.
00:47:26Well, if he makes room for us, we'll get married right there.
00:47:28Hello good morning.
00:47:29That?
00:47:30Planning a wedding?
00:47:30Well yes.
00:47:32Why don't you come down to my house one day?
00:47:33I'll show you pictures of mine so you can get some ideas.
00:47:36Thank you very much, we will let you know.
00:47:38And let your hair grow, woman.
00:47:40To make a bun, some curls, some waves.
00:47:42She's going to look even prettier.
00:47:44We didn't make it, huh?
00:47:45Okay, goodbye, I'm getting on.
00:47:47Enjoy it, it's a very beautiful moment.
00:47:51Okay, what's wrong with him today?
00:47:52Well, I don't know, maybe he gave the bank a set of dishes as a gift.
00:47:55Agustín, you have to tell Ramón that the firing was just a joke between you two, that
00:47:58Mauri took it badly.
00:47:59I don't know, I would tell him, but I'd get myself into trouble.
00:48:01So, what am I involved in?
00:48:02Yes, but if the job comes, I have children.
00:48:04What the hell, kids?
00:48:05A large family and you don't have one.
00:48:06And, Sabo, you're not going to make much progress.
00:48:09Good.
00:48:09Well, you're going to force me to go to the office with the letter you sent me.
00:48:12And I remind you that you forged the boss's signature.
00:48:14What are you doing?
00:48:15Keep my job.
00:48:17I'll put it back together right now.
00:48:18Give it to me, give it to me.
00:48:19Give me, give me the letter.
00:48:20Hey?
00:48:21Without evidence there's no case, right?
00:48:23No, but some lawyers know what we're talking about.
00:48:26But, Agustín, I thought we were friends.
00:48:28And we are.
00:48:30Look, we can keep playing with the father.
00:48:33And are you invited to my friend's christening?
00:48:35Besides, don't worry.
00:48:37You have talent.
00:48:39You'll see, you'll find something.
00:48:42Damn, this is bad.
00:48:50What happened?
00:48:50What did I tell you?
00:48:52Basically, he's not going to confess.
00:48:54And he swallowed the letter, huh?
00:48:56What do you mean he swallowed the letter?
00:48:57Yeah.
00:48:58She ate it.
00:48:59Fernando, this habit of yours of never putting out anything to snack on...
00:49:02Five years of work at a company down the drain.
00:49:05I'm going to talk to you about closing it yourself.
00:49:06I'm going to tell you everything that happened.
00:49:08Maury, Maury, please don't do anything else for me.
00:49:10You stay put.
00:49:36What happened?
00:49:47Vicenta!
00:49:49Vicenta!
00:49:53Vicenta!
00:49:54AND!
00:49:55What are you doing?
00:49:56She's deaf, I'm calling you.
00:49:59I was thinking about my own things.
00:50:00What do you want?
00:50:02The ones on the third floor have left.
00:50:03I saw them from the balcony.
00:50:05Have they already been released?
00:50:06Everyone get dressed up, there's not much time left.
00:50:09In five minutes, on the landing of the third floor.
00:50:13Here, my love, take a little bit of the mallet.
00:50:15Here, here.
00:50:17Who is it?
00:50:18Please, Fernando.
00:50:20I'm Ramón.
00:50:21Your boss, your boss, your boss is here.
00:50:22What have you done?
00:50:23I swear I haven't done anything, I haven't spoken to anyone.
00:50:25Come on, let's see.
00:50:26You breathe, let me talk.
00:50:27No, no, no, no, I'm speaking.
00:50:29So, I just breathe.
00:50:30Yes, open it, yes.
00:50:34Hello.
00:50:35Hello, Fernando.
00:50:36Can we talk for a moment?
00:50:37Yes, I'm going to take a moment.
00:50:38No, no, no, you stay.
00:50:40Come in, please, have a seat.
00:50:41Would you like something to snack on?
00:50:42No, no, thank you.
00:50:46Fernando, I have some good news for you.
00:50:48A colleague of yours has clarified the issue of your dismissal for me.
00:50:51The first one or the second one?
00:50:52The first one, in the grace of the little letter.
00:50:55Who told Agustín that, right?
00:50:57No, it was José María.
00:51:00He has shown solidarity with you.
00:51:01So, he's gay too.
00:51:03What do you mean he's gay too?
00:51:04Fernando, you flirt in the bathroom.
00:51:06No, no, no, yes, yes, it doesn't matter.
00:51:10Fernando, you are a great lawyer and a good employee for the company.
00:51:15Therefore, as soon as your friend publishes a correction in his newspaper,
00:51:19We are ready to readmit you immediately
00:51:22and to overlook your sexual inclinations.
00:51:26Thank you so much.
00:51:27And you were referring to the returned Nazis in the second part, huh?
00:51:29No, but, but, wait a minute.
00:51:30What does it mean to overlook my sexual orientation?
00:51:34Well, it's obvious that at the firm we prefer that the partners be ordinary people.
00:51:39But it's not essential either.
00:51:41In other words, gay people aren't normal people.
00:51:44No, but it doesn't matter and, besides, it's not noticeable.
00:51:50Come on, I want to see you at the office tomorrow.
00:51:52It will be there, no problem.
00:51:54No, excuse me, but I've just decided I'm not going back there.
00:51:58No.
00:51:59And you know what the best part is?
00:52:00Mauri's article was right, so if you would be so kind,
00:52:04We are the ones who don't want abnormal people in our house.
00:52:07So, come on, door.
00:52:08Whatever you want.
00:52:10But you're missing out on a great opportunity.
00:52:12Maybe you're the one missing out.
00:52:17Awesome.
00:52:18I feel so much better now, really.
00:52:20Hey, I'm unemployed, but I've got balls.
00:52:23With two balls, come on.
00:52:29Alice, what's going on up there?
00:52:31The chick is still in the nest.
00:52:32Change.
00:52:32I'm ready, but they haven't left the bedroom yet.
00:52:35And don't say "change," you're on the phone, man.
00:52:38I'll be right back, my love.
00:52:40Wait, don't tell.
00:52:43Look at her, how happy she is when she gets up in the morning.
00:52:45Ah, you're still there.
00:52:47I'm going to buy oranges for breakfast.
00:52:49Hey, you've never made me a natural orange juice.
00:52:52And you've never done to me what Carlos does to me either.
00:52:57Heads up, it's going down.
00:52:59Is the show about to begin?
00:53:00Okay, over and out.
00:53:01And so on.
00:53:02It's coming down, Paquito.
00:53:03But Emilio, don't you realize that if we show the cameras to Belén, our business will be over?
00:53:06You've got to be kidding me, haven't you?
00:53:07A friend here suffering with a broken heart and you're only thinking about money.
00:53:10Hey, I'm alone too, you know?
00:53:11That my only company is the cigarette machine at the video store.
00:53:13I often take out a pack of cigarettes just so someone will talk to me.
00:53:17Look, there it is.
00:53:20Nativity scene?
00:53:22Look, Emilio, this can't go on like this.
00:53:24We need to talk.
00:53:25No, no, no, no.
00:53:25Come here, I'll show you that the only blue thing about your prince is his credit card.
00:53:28Hey?
00:53:29What are you saying?
00:53:30Go ahead, come on, pass by.
00:53:31Waxed.
00:53:33Come in and sit there.
00:53:35Look.
00:53:37Carlos, do you have a moment?
00:53:38I want to talk to you.
00:53:39What is this?
00:53:40Yeah.
00:53:40Paco has installed cameras in your house to conduct a sociological study of that.
00:53:45But nobody will have seen this.
00:53:47No, no, no, no.
00:53:48Just Emilio and me.
00:53:49Well, there are another 40,000 of us online, but come on, they're Japanese, Filipinos and people from around there.
00:53:53Are you guys sick or what?
00:53:55In other words, there have been people out there who have seen me as God made me.
00:53:58But don't worry, I'm sure they were all looking at Alicia.
00:54:01Clear!
00:54:02That's why you found out about everything, and she kept acting like a clown around the house.
00:54:07But you shut up and see how much this guy loves you.
00:54:08Here, give me audio, because I can't hear anything.
00:54:10No, no, no, not there.
00:54:11Sit down here.
00:54:12This is my good side.
00:54:15Okay, okay.
00:54:17Hey, look.
00:54:19I have been friends with Belén for many years.
00:54:22And I think what you're doing to him is very wrong.
00:54:24You understand me, right?
00:54:27No.
00:54:28If you like Lucía, go for Lucía.
00:54:30But don't take advantage of a poor girl who is infatuated with you.
00:54:33She has had many traumas with men and is very insecure.
00:54:37Because of course, she's not physically unattractive like some of us might be.
00:54:40What's it even about?
00:54:41We miss out on things.
00:54:43Let it finish and then we'll discuss it.
00:54:46Look, between us, I've always liked Lucia.
00:54:50And I admit that Belén made it easy for me to get involved with her and then put them on Lucía.
00:54:55There you have it, perfectly clear.
00:54:57Your Honor, no further questions.
00:54:59So, you don't feel anything for Belén?
00:55:01No, no, sorry.
00:55:03In other words, from the first moment I met Belén, I knew she was a very special person.
00:55:06And that I was going to fall in love with her.
00:55:09She is tender, simple, and affectionate.
00:55:11She has everything I need in a woman.
00:55:14So I don't even remember Lucia.
00:55:17Ah.
00:55:18And Belén is physically spectacular.
00:55:21No, the camera saw you, he's just improvising to get out of this mess.
00:55:25It might be a virus or something that slightly alters the image.
00:55:27Well, I'm off, I'm in a hurry.
00:55:29Ah.
00:55:30And if you haven't gone up to remove the cameras in half an hour, I'll report both of you and you'll both end up in jail.
00:55:34prison.
00:55:38I almost come out ahead.
00:55:40At least for free.
00:55:42It's obvious he's lying, that you're neither tender, nor affectionate, nor anything.
00:55:45Look, Emilio, I understand you.
00:55:47Really.
00:55:48I know it's really hard when you get dumped.
00:55:50I know because that's what had always happened to me.
00:55:52No, and not now either, huh?
00:55:53I left you.
00:55:56Okay.
00:55:56You left me.
00:55:57But we can come back whenever we want.
00:55:59No, Emilio.
00:56:01We're not coming back.
00:56:03If our relationship wasn't going anywhere.
00:56:05Besides, it's better to have me as a friend than as a girlfriend.
00:56:08But why?
00:56:11Because...
00:56:11Because it's better.
00:56:13Okay?
00:56:15Okay.
00:56:17Friends.
00:56:19Friend.
00:56:21Hey, let's play the last one.
00:56:22Emilio.
00:56:23Well, friends, friend.
00:56:29Okay, we've agreed that I'll shower first, then my sister, and then you, since you're the one who takes the longest.
00:56:35You'll see how quickly I run out of hot water.
00:56:37Don't worry, cold water is very good for circulation.
00:56:41Oh man.
00:56:41Are the three of them going to take a shower?
00:56:43But you too?
00:56:44Don't say anything.
00:56:45I'm going to take advantage of the fact that my wife has gone for a walk.
00:56:47What a president.
00:56:49What a scoundrel.
00:56:50Hey, you're doing the same thing.
00:56:55Hey, someone's taking a shower here, huh?
00:56:57But didn't you tell me they had left?
00:56:59I saw them leave.
00:57:01Of course, why does it take you so long to change?
00:57:02Let's go, let's go, let's go right now.
00:57:06We're not leaving, we're not leaving because they're coming.
00:57:08So who's in there taking a shower?
00:57:10So what do we do now?
00:57:11Evasive action, evasive action.
00:57:12What are you saying?
00:57:13They should hide, damn it!
00:57:24Honey, I told you the priest had to leave and he's gone.
00:57:27But I had to hand in the drawings.
00:57:28But why do you insist on coming with me if you have to work?
00:57:31I'll call my sister and that's it, and we'll both go together.
00:57:33Okay, but I want to help.
00:57:35I don't want you to think you're studying me...
00:57:38It just can't be.
00:57:39What's happening?
00:57:40But weren't you going to see churches?
00:57:47But hey, this is science fiction.
00:57:50Can you tell me how you got into my house?
00:57:52Everyone is taking a shower at your house.
00:57:54What's happening?
00:57:54Do you have it in for me or what?
00:57:55And on top of that, he gets rude.
00:57:57In other words, it sneaks into our house.
00:57:59She gets in the shower, puts on my bathrobe, and then my aunt gets rude.
00:58:03You can't have that stuff in there, can you?
00:58:06That's for a gym.
00:58:07We're going to have a meeting to remove it.
00:58:08But Palomato, are you out of your mind or what's wrong with you?
00:58:11Get out of my house right now or I'll throw you out by force.
00:58:13You and how many more, because I have you...
00:58:14Hey, hey, hey, please, let's stay calm.
00:58:18But what is this guy doing here and...
00:58:19Come on, we're all neighbors.
00:58:21Hey, while you're arguing, can one of us go in the shower?
00:58:24No.
00:58:25But let's see, can we find out how many people are sneaking into our house?
00:58:29Juan, how could you even think of going back up?
00:58:31You've hurt me again.
00:58:31Do you want to listen to me?
00:58:32Who gave us the key, Emilio?
00:58:34Whoever has it, please return it to me immediately.
00:58:38Thank you.
00:58:40Well, as president of the community, I have to have a copy of everything.
00:58:43One more?
00:58:43Yes, I have one at home just in case, but I'll upload it for you right away.
00:58:47We're just very absent-minded.
00:58:48Oh, yeah, you don't say.
00:58:50Who came up with the idea of making copies of my house keys?
00:58:53Woman, so as not to bother you, since we're coming and going all the time.
00:58:57Damn, you guys live really well and you get used to the good life pretty quickly.
00:59:01Well, I'm sorry, but I'm fed up with you.
00:59:03So I'm going to report you all.
00:59:05Come on, Lucia, it's almost Christmas.
00:59:07Ah, well, you hang the complaint on the tree.
00:59:14Well, that's it.
00:59:15Okay, so this type of key can't be copied, right?
00:59:20To make a copy of that type of key, you have to give a secret number to the central office so that
00:59:24They then...
00:59:24Okay, no, no, don't say anything else out loud.
00:59:26Write it all down for me on a piece of paper, okay?
00:59:28Roberto, I swear I haven't given your key to anyone, it was stolen from me.
00:59:31box.
00:59:32Lock the drawer, damn it.
00:59:33But what if there's no budget for another lock?
00:59:36Look, I don't want you to lose confidence in me.
00:59:37And now that the Christmas bonus is coming, even less so, because I need another helmet for my motorcycle.
00:59:42Oh, what's this? Your invitation is for the wedding.
00:59:44This and me?
00:59:45No, these are UNICEF Christmas cards, Emilio.
00:59:47Don't you buy them?
00:59:48What for?
00:59:49Because in addition to congratulating people, you can help more than 80 million girls around the world.
00:59:53Ah, well I'll buy them.
00:59:54At the bank, at the tobacconist.
00:59:56Okay, okay, but you're inviting me to your wedding, right?
00:59:59Excuse me, but I'm here to inform you that this door you've installed without prior consultation is completely unacceptable.
01:00:05community and that radically breaks the aesthetics of the staircase.
01:00:08Well, I'm leaving, because I'm neutral, like the Swiss.
01:00:11I remind you that any modification to the common elements of the building must be notified 15 days in advance.
01:00:16submit to a verdict at an extraordinary meeting.
01:00:18Of course, I can always turn a blind eye if you withdraw the complaint you filed in court.
01:00:22instruction number 5.
01:00:26Have you seen what they're like, Emilio?
01:00:28It looks solid, it's a good door.
01:00:31These people buy really nice things.
01:00:33Where there's quality, there's quality, Mr. Juan.
01:00:35I don't know where they got this idea that they're all very similar from.
01:00:38Look at that door.
01:00:40And pretty.
01:00:43Well, now all you have to do is come out to the neighbors.
01:00:45Come on, Mauri, after everything that's happened I think I still deserve a break.
01:00:48Well, I say that because you've already got into the swing of things, so...
01:00:51Be careful what happened at work.
01:00:52Imagine what might happen if I tell these people.
01:00:54Yes, wait a minute, don't get traumatized, you've just had bad luck, okay?
01:00:57In other words, you came out of the closet, you tripped, and you fell flat on your face.
01:01:00But it doesn't always have to be that way.
01:01:02Well, I'll see when I say it, okay?
01:01:03Right now, I'm quite busy just trying to find a job.
01:01:07Hey, but you have something for my Christmas present, right?
01:01:13I've already bought your gift.
01:01:15So what is it?
01:01:16I'm not telling you.
01:01:18It's not there.
01:01:21Give me a hint, what is it?
01:01:22No.
01:01:22No, give me a hint, come on, it's big.
01:01:24No, I'm not going to tell you anything, am I?
01:01:26I don't care, I think it's against him.
01:01:29I told you it's not there.
01:01:30It's in case I hadn't looked properly.
01:01:33You've really spoiled my night with that gift thing, haven't you?
01:01:35I won't be able to sleep.
01:01:37Oh, me neither.
01:01:39Oh, me neither.
01:01:48Vicenta, Vicenta, come here, I have a surprise for you.
01:01:51What's happening?
01:01:52Look, look.
01:01:54I bought a better hydromassage shower than Lucia's.
01:01:59They're going to install it for us.
01:02:00But you're crazy.
01:02:02Don't worry, you don't have to start paying for another six months.
01:02:05But where are we going to get the money?
01:02:07We'll see in six months.
01:02:10Don't worry, old women don't go to jail.
01:02:13I'm not old.
01:02:14Also, have they shown you how to use it?
01:02:16Now a gentleman is coming to explain it to us.
01:02:20Ladies, congratulations on purchasing the top multifunction sauna hydromassage cabin.
01:02:24Next, I will explain its basic operation.
01:02:26It's very simple.
01:02:28If you want a neck massage, press the function key followed by the key.
01:02:30Located in the upper left corner of the control panel.
01:02:32If you prefer infotainment, press the function key followed by the key.
01:02:34Located in the upper right corner of the control panel.
01:02:36If you prefer to configure a pre-activation of the function,
01:02:37That is, you press the timer key for five seconds.
01:02:39Located in the lower left corner of the control panel.
01:02:40If you want a Scottish shower, press the mode key once.
01:02:42If you prefer a small shower, press the mode key twice.
01:02:44In both cases the mode key is located in the lower right corner of the control panel.
01:02:46Shower bulb, three positions.
01:02:47One form of rain, two forms of massage, three forms of nebulization.
01:02:50In addition, this massage chair includes a temperature regulator,
01:02:52flow regulator and thermostatic mixer.
01:02:53The rest of the keyboard is made up of the buttons.
01:02:59If you need help understanding how any of these buttons work,
01:03:01Press the help key located in the reverse rear corner of the control panel.
01:03:04Any questions?
01:03:07Glad to hear it.
01:03:09A warning.
01:03:11Do not use the sauna.
01:03:13If they suffer from one heart condition, two epilepsy conditions, three contagious diseases,
01:03:15Four, internal inflammations, or five, are carriers of a pacemaker.
01:03:21Enjoy!
01:03:23Good afternoon.
01:03:24You too.
01:03:29What if we return it?
01:03:31As long as the radio works, I'm happy.
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