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00:00:27The Insurance
00:00:30The Insurance
00:01:05Come here, I'll leave you the papers for this exercise.
00:01:08And you already verify them
00:01:09And if you see that everything is okay, then great!
00:01:10Well, I check them and all that.
00:01:21What's happening?
00:01:22What's happening?
00:01:23You were holding hands with the president, that's what happened
00:01:26Okay, look, do me a favor, okay?
00:01:29Dude, leave her alone
00:01:29What are you playing at now, the head of the family or what?
00:01:32No, but Dad's been in jail for a week and Mom still hasn't gone to see him.
00:01:35Yes, and do you know why I haven't gone to see him?
00:01:37No
00:01:37Me neither
00:01:39It's a good point to consider.
00:01:41Why didn't I go to see him?
00:01:42Do you know who visits every day?
00:01:46Vicenta
00:01:47The neighbor?
00:01:50Look, I've brought you more cookies.
00:01:51I added vanilla to this one because I know you like it
00:01:54Vicenta, don't bring me any more, I don't know what to do with them.
00:01:56And don't come dressed as a Mother of the Plaza de Mayo.
00:02:02Look, I've handed out leaflets
00:02:03They've hung it up at every stall in the market.
00:02:06Except for the fruit vendor who says you owe him money
00:02:07I appreciate it, but it's no use.
00:02:09Here, you either pay the bail or you rot until the trial.
00:02:13Oh, and how much is your bail?
00:02:15Thirty thousand euros, the judge, he's gone crazy
00:02:18You tell me where I get so much money.
00:02:20I have some savings in my account
00:02:21No, no, please, they're your savings
00:02:24But they're there laughing their heads off.
00:02:25I was going to donate them to a charity.
00:02:28To the UN, to NATO
00:02:29Vicenta
00:02:31Would you pay the bail?
00:02:35Would you do that for me?
00:02:36They then deduct that from their taxes, right?
00:02:40No one can live here, here, here.
00:02:42Not here, not here
00:02:44Every day is like this
00:02:46I couldn't imagine it when I came here
00:02:49I was just looking for some peace.
00:02:51I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane
00:02:53No one lives here, here, here.
00:02:56Not here, not here
00:02:57No one lives here, here, here.
00:03:00Not here, not here
00:03:02The house above me is collapsing
00:03:04I can't find the goalkeeper
00:03:06My neighbors visit and listen to me
00:03:09I can't stand it in this place
00:03:12Not all my neighbors have this here.
00:03:13If not, come to my place
00:03:14Come to the neighborhood, cousin
00:03:15That I love you and I teach
00:03:17Where clowns cry
00:03:18Thieves steal from us
00:03:19And the stones kiss
00:03:20Something to talk about
00:03:21Put it in a cocktail shaker
00:03:25You in an earthquake and a big mouth
00:03:28Yes, yes, yes
00:03:31If you walk on this staircase
00:03:35No one lives here, here, here.
00:03:37Not here, not here
00:03:39No one lives here, here, here.
00:03:41No one lives here, here, here.
00:03:43I couldn't have imagined it when I came here
00:03:46He was looking for some peace.
00:03:48And I wake up his little one on the chop
00:03:51No one lives here, here, here.
00:03:53No one lives here, here, here.
00:03:55No one lives here, here, here.
00:03:58No
00:04:01Oh, also
00:04:03I could add a side of vegetables.
00:04:06Of course!
00:04:07Let's see what vegetables we have
00:04:10Broccoli, great!
00:04:11Yes, yes
00:04:13And why don't I steam them?
00:04:15Perfectly well
00:04:17This way they don't lose the vitamins
00:04:19And chopped up there
00:04:20Dad, Aunt Nieves is talking in the kitchen
00:04:23With who?
00:04:24With Aunt Nieves, it's a bit of a joke.
00:04:26José Miguel, the people who have lived alone for a while
00:04:28Sometimes he speaks out loud
00:04:29It's that she gets a response and everything
00:04:31He might have a split personality like Gollum.
00:04:33José Miguel, have you made the bed?
00:04:34No, I'm coming.
00:04:35I'm going to pull on the sheets
00:04:36So that they are stretched out
00:04:38Because of course
00:04:39Then you won't see the difference when you try
00:04:41But should I put the duvet on or not?
00:04:43Yes, it's starting to get chilly.
00:04:46That child needs to watch less TV.
00:04:47We have to aim for Balón Bolea
00:04:49We've always been very good at hills.
00:04:52Nieves, I'm a little worried
00:04:54What's wrong, honey?
00:04:56Tell your sister
00:04:57I think I'm starting to feel attracted to another woman
00:05:00Do you think it's beautiful?
00:05:01With Paloma in the hospital in a coma
00:05:03And you're thinking with your crotch
00:05:04Nieves, hands still
00:05:06We already talked about this when we were little.
00:05:07Answer me
00:05:08Does that seem normal to you?
00:05:09No, no, I'm the first one who feels terrible
00:05:11I don't know, maybe it's instinct.
00:05:13What you need to do is focus on your home
00:05:15And in this, your community
00:05:16You've settled into an absolute majority
00:05:18And you have no program, no project, no message, nothing.
00:05:21And people notice that, Juan notices it
00:05:23You think?
00:05:23There's no need to replace the elevator.
00:05:25Well, it changes
00:05:26If there is no money
00:05:26Yes, man
00:05:27That kid upstairs isn't going to rent us the storage room
00:05:30How much can we ask for that?
00:05:32Charging more than 150 euros a month doesn't seem ethical to me.
00:05:35Well, that's something.
00:05:35Little cup, little cup
00:05:37He was right, we need to bring back the building's magic.
00:05:40High morale, high morale
00:05:42This afternoon's revitalizing meeting
00:05:45Another woman
00:05:46Another woman, me
00:05:50Yes, I am looking for an apartment, but it's not easy.
00:05:53It appears that there is a global crisis in the real estate sector.
00:05:56Have you taken out the trash?
00:05:57Oh, I forgot
00:05:58Okay, never mind, we'll get it later, don't stress.
00:06:00Alicia, the garbage bag isn't going to come down by itself.
00:06:02Don't worry, give it a few days
00:06:04Oh, how funny
00:06:05Hello
00:06:07But hey, what are you doing here?
00:06:09We're neighbors
00:06:10I live upstairs, I've rented the attic
00:06:12The attic? But that's a storage room.
00:06:14Excuse me, it's a perfectly habitable bohemian loft
00:06:16Oh, really?
00:06:18So where do you go with all that?
00:06:20I have to shower in the goalkeeper's office because there's no bathroom.
00:06:21But anyway, I'm going to put in one of those caravan ones that dissolves everything.
00:06:25Roberto, seriously, how are we going to get over our breakup?
00:06:27What if we start living on top of each other?
00:06:29I don't know about you, I'm over it.
00:06:31Okay, see you later
00:06:33I assume the community has given you permission.
00:06:35Yes, yes, you're so annoying, you sound like my girlfriend
00:06:40But if that's a hovel, how did he manage to live there?
00:06:43It's very clear, he's still head over heels for you and wants to control you.
00:06:46Oh, that's all I needed, I'm going to talk to him
00:06:48The more you talk to him, the worse it gets.
00:06:49What you need to do is start dating someone else as soon as possible.
00:06:52Do you have a hand?
00:06:53No, I had been with Roberto for four years.
00:06:55Has he been faithful? Incredible.
00:06:57Well, never mind, I'll sort something out for you.
00:07:00Hey, what do you mean you can fix something for me?
00:07:03Dear neighbors, here is your future
00:07:06I imagined mine would be more welcoming.
00:07:08Would you like me to turn up the music on your mobile to create a better atmosphere?
00:07:11It is a pleasure to present my five-year plan for the rehabilitation and improvement of the building.
00:07:15As you can see, it includes a padel court, gym, sauna, and other improvements that I will detail for you later.
00:07:21time
00:07:21The first thing we're going to do is install a state-of-the-art elevator
00:07:25Ah, very well, and how are we going to pay for it?
00:07:27That's what I wanted to get to.
00:07:28Our community will receive some unusual income from the rental of the penthouse to Roberto.
00:07:33Formerly with neighbor and owner, now simply a tenant
00:07:36Hey, now I'm going to pay for the elevator for you.
00:07:38I wouldn't pay more than 300 euros for that penthouse.
00:07:42Approved
00:07:43No, no, no, no, wait a minute, it can't be rented, that's a storage room, it doesn't have a certificate of occupancy.
00:07:47And the goal either, I've been there for over eight years
00:07:50First he kicks her out of his house, and now he wants to kick her out of the building.
00:07:52No, Vicenta, I don't want to fire anyone, it's just that if an inspection comes, we'll be in trouble.
00:07:55hair to everyone
00:07:55You don't want me around because you're still in love, admit it.
00:07:58Roberto, this isn't something you talk about in front of everyone.
00:08:01Don't let their freedom of expression get in the way.
00:08:03Keep going, keep going
00:08:04What bothers you is that I'm rebuilding my life
00:08:06No, it bothers me that she's redoing it on top of me.
00:08:08No, let's not get sidetracked from the main topic of the meeting, which is my five-year plan.
00:08:11Let the boys finish.
00:08:12If I want to stay here to live, I'll stay.
00:08:15Also, I like the neighborhood
00:08:16Do you like the neighborhood?
00:08:17Let's see, let's see, let's see, he's already done the math.
00:08:19With what Roberto pays us for rent, we can't install a decent elevator for another ten years.
00:08:23Well, I'll be fine by then.
00:08:25Oh, the golden girls don't see that anymore.
00:08:27No, we don't have to wait that long. I was thinking that if we apply for a loan...
00:08:30We already have the loan
00:08:31No, no, no, no
00:08:32One moment
00:08:33But, shh, wait a moment, let him explain, Juan
00:08:37Thank you, Isabel
00:08:37You're welcome, Juan
00:08:38Don't speed up, you'll speed up
00:08:40If the doorman no longer lives in the doorway, it can also be rented.
00:08:43Well, the crazy one is right.
00:08:44What did you call me?
00:08:45Snow, snow
00:08:46Come on, please, a little consideration, because I'm living with Belén now.
00:08:49But love comes and goes
00:08:50And now it comes, then it goes and disappears
00:08:52And there is my poor father, who is an old man who lacks many things of all kinds.
00:08:54Take vitamins
00:08:56We kicked Mariano out
00:08:57And we disappeared
00:08:58Votes in favor
00:09:00I warn you that that man is like a tick.
00:09:02You'll see how hard it is to get it out of there.
00:09:03Emilio, do you tell him or do we tell him?
00:09:05No, you tell him/her.
00:09:06I don't want to know anything about that mess.
00:09:08This is the suitcase
00:09:10Oh, without saying goodbye to me
00:09:12Oh, how painful.
00:09:13Damn, how are you...
00:09:14But for God's sake, how did they put that there?
00:09:15My clothes are starting to smell.
00:09:17Sweetie, put on your bikini, come down
00:09:19I've got a cholesterol party going on here.
00:09:21You turn that off or I'll complain to the community
00:09:23No, man, no
00:09:24Don't let them know I don't have enough for everyone
00:09:27Oh, this street
00:09:29I drive her crazy
00:09:30Mariano, would you mind stepping outside for a moment, please?
00:09:33Oh, man
00:09:33The freeloaders were taking their sweet time.
00:09:36Fuck
00:09:38I ask you, please, to let me speak
00:09:40These things need to be said very tactfully.
00:09:43Mariano, we wanted to inform you...
00:09:45You're going out on the street
00:09:46What are you saying?
00:09:46Thus, tactfully
00:09:48I know it's hard, it is for us too.
00:09:49But for reasons beyond our control
00:09:51You have to leave the goal
00:09:53But if my son's goal
00:09:54No, no, no
00:09:55It's from the community
00:09:56His son only had the usufruct.
00:09:58Let's not start touching our noses with the tennis players.
00:10:01If you want to fire me, just tell me directly.
00:10:03If we're telling him
00:10:04Furthermore, I have invested a lot in this goal.
00:10:07Who's going to pay for my renovation?
00:10:09What reform?
00:10:10Mariano, the decision has been made
00:10:11We'll try to make this as pleasant as possible for everyone.
00:10:14How easily you can evict a retiree from their home
00:10:17And then you'll go around sponsoring children
00:10:19What hypocrisy!
00:10:21It's not hypocrisy, it's aesthetics
00:10:23He has 24 hours to leave the goal
00:10:25Okay, I'm leaving.
00:10:27I don't intend to humiliate myself.
00:10:29As Che said
00:10:30It's better to go on your knees than to beg standing up.
00:10:33No, it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
00:10:36Okay, the concept is clear.
00:10:38Do you see it, Juan?
00:10:39These things are fixed like this
00:10:40Pim, pam, pim, pam!
00:10:42Okay, let's go home, come on
00:10:44It's true, we're hypocrites.
00:10:46I will never sponsor another child
00:10:49What?
00:10:49Belén, I have to go get myself checked out.
00:10:51Are you saying you've found a job?
00:10:53Wait a moment, Emilio, I'll be right out.
00:10:55With all the things I have to do, oh my god!
00:11:00No joking around, we need the money
00:11:02But what are you wearing?
00:11:03What has been your sworn guard?
00:11:04I am a municipal parking attendant
00:11:06In the parking meter zone
00:11:07And come on, those annoying fines!
00:11:09And what is that thing you're carrying there?
00:11:10Are you taking Tetris with you in case you get bored?
00:11:12This is for issuing fines, you idiot.
00:11:14We need to see the town hall
00:11:15How to invest in technology to make money off you
00:11:17Okay, I'm leaving.
00:11:19I'm lucky I got stuck in this neighborhood
00:11:21Hey, honey
00:11:22Be careful, this is a high-risk job
00:11:23That people get really angry
00:11:25When you give him a ticket
00:11:26Don't worry, I have something to defend myself with.
00:11:30This thing hits, delivers electric shocks and immobilizes.
00:11:32Holy shit, did they give you this at the town hall too?
00:11:34What the hell? I bought this myself.
00:11:38Son, you're kicking me out of the goal
00:11:40I have to come and live here
00:11:41What are you saying, Dad?
00:11:42I know there's no room
00:11:43What do you mean, no?
00:11:43If you have a room lying around that's just sitting there, it's a joke.
00:11:46No, we're going to build the child's room.
00:11:47What child? What are you saying?
00:11:49Well, we'll have to have a child someday, won't we?
00:11:50Is this a couple or not?
00:11:52Well, but we're not going to...
00:11:52Let's not stray from the topic we're discussing.
00:11:55Okay, where do I leave my things?
00:11:56Don't insist, Dad, don't.
00:11:58Go back to Mom
00:11:59Tell her she looks beautiful, you'll see how she forgives you
00:12:00No, I can't lie.
00:12:02It's immediately noticeable
00:12:03I have a very expressive face
00:12:05And if it's going to be a matter of days
00:12:07I can tell I'm going to die soon.
00:12:09But what hurts you now?
00:12:10Emilio, can we talk for a moment?
00:12:12But what's wrong with him?
00:12:13Don't worry, I pay myself on TV
00:12:15Do you have a beer to go with?
00:12:16Emilio, kick your father out now
00:12:18That in the end it convinces you
00:12:19Woman, let him have a beer and he'll leave.
00:12:20No, not anymore
00:12:22Okay, what do you want?
00:12:22What is pushing him?
00:12:26Dad, don't worry
00:12:27I'm sure you'll pull through.
00:12:28Oh, son
00:12:29They throw me arms from the margins
00:12:31And from crime
00:12:32Well, that's very common now.
00:12:33Less talk, huh?
00:12:34He's already taken enough advantage of his son
00:12:39Let them know you're adopted.
00:12:41And I'm not leaving here.
00:12:43Call the horseman
00:12:44To know that, who am I?
00:12:47What a stench, really.
00:12:48I can't believe it
00:12:51Hello
00:12:54Alicia, really
00:12:55When you wash clothes, don't leave them in the washing machine for four days.
00:12:58Because then it sucks
00:12:59Oh, forgive me, it's just that I always did that to Belén
00:13:00I'm not used to it
00:13:01Hey, look
00:13:02If you don't want us to have problems
00:13:03This has to change, okay?
00:13:04Yes, but Belén and I are still angry.
00:13:06I can't call her
00:13:07Haven't you thought about taking the clothes out to dry yourself?
00:13:09I thought about it, but I dismissed it immediately.
00:13:11Daughter, I thought you had a maid.
00:13:12Well, no, no, no
00:13:13I don't have a maid.
00:13:14Hey, Alicia
00:13:15We're going to have to divide the work.
00:13:16Clear
00:13:17And is that what we're doing?
00:13:18I've already called two guys
00:13:19To meet up for tonight
00:13:20And give it to him
00:13:21Hey, no, no
00:13:22I just got out of a relationship
00:13:23And I don't feel like getting involved in another one
00:13:25But who's talking about a relationship?
00:13:27I'm talking about a fling
00:13:28Are you being introduced to a guy?
00:13:29Are you already thinking about names?
00:13:30Of the five children you're going to have?
00:13:32No, but I already have that.
00:13:33Look, if he's a boy
00:13:34Ivan, Carlos or Jorge
00:13:36What if it's a girl?
00:13:37Lucia
00:13:37No, shut up, you're depressing me.
00:13:38You look like my grandma
00:13:39What are you saying?
00:13:40That I am an old-fashioned woman
00:13:41Well, you're trying to be trendy.
00:13:42And deliberate for life
00:13:43But all you want
00:13:44It's the Isabel Preissler kit
00:13:46Husband, dude
00:13:46And chocolates for the guests
00:13:48Hey, excuse me
00:13:48But you didn't know me
00:13:49When I was single
00:13:51But I was a danger
00:13:52Ah, but have you ever been single?
00:13:54I thought you were like Barbie
00:13:56That it already came with what
00:13:57Not too many clothes
00:13:57Hey, stop comparing me to things already.
00:13:59Do you want to meet up with those guys?
00:14:01So we agreed
00:14:01You see, what a problem.
00:14:02That's the attitude!
00:14:04I'm going to call them
00:14:05How do you know them?
00:14:07From the gym
00:14:08Oh, well, yes
00:14:08With conversation
00:14:09Of the ones I like
00:14:10And what do they do for a living?
00:14:12Well, they lift weights
00:14:13A little cardio
00:14:14What do they do for a living?
00:14:15Oh, what do I know, Lucia?
00:14:16Don't be materialistic
00:14:18It belongs in your ass
00:14:19What does it matter?
00:14:19Yes, that's also true.
00:14:23Hey, beautiful
00:14:23What nerve, auntie
00:14:24Use your mobile phone
00:14:28Mauri, you have to talk to the president
00:14:30Maria is dedicating this to us
00:14:31Let's have barbecues in the yard
00:14:32It's leaving us in the clothes
00:14:33A wonderful aroma of grilled chorizo
00:14:35I bought a car
00:14:35That?
00:14:36Yes, I bought it
00:14:37A very family-friendly minivan
00:14:38We needed a safe car
00:14:39To take the child to places
00:14:40Come, let me show you.
00:14:41200 euros for an anatomical car seat
00:14:43I play with the upholstery
00:14:44Don't tell me
00:14:45You'll see, you'll see.
00:14:47But did you buy it second-hand?
00:14:48What the hell is new?
00:14:49It was the dream of my life
00:14:50Since I turned 18
00:14:53Melon, what are you doing?
00:14:55Oh, don't tell me it's yours
00:14:57Well, I'm very sorry, Mauri
00:14:58But I have to sanction you.
00:14:59It's just that now the whole city center
00:15:01They've made it a blue zone
00:15:02But as a blue zone?
00:15:04What's happening?
00:15:04I can't park my car
00:15:05At my front door?
00:15:05Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
00:15:06Well, you have to submit a ticket
00:15:08Look, you have a parking meter
00:15:09Exactly 5 meters away
00:15:10If you enter the fine
00:15:11In the next 30 minutes
00:15:12You can cancel it
00:15:13Paying 3 euros
00:15:14Go, woman
00:15:15Take away the fine
00:15:16We're neighbors
00:15:17I can't, Mauri
00:15:18It's my first day
00:15:19And I get myself into trouble.
00:15:20Oh well
00:15:21You can request
00:15:21The resident card
00:15:22To the city council
00:15:24You have to submit
00:15:26ID card
00:15:26Vehicle registration certificate
00:15:27Vehicle technical specifications
00:15:29Completed application form
00:15:30Details for direct debit
00:15:32And certificate of registration
00:15:33And some hair, right?
00:15:35So that they have my DNA
00:15:36Well, you know what I'm saying?
00:15:37That his uniform
00:15:38It makes your ass look awful
00:15:39I'll be back in an hour
00:15:40If you haven't submitted the ticket
00:15:41I'll give you another ticket.
00:15:45The car is nice.
00:15:46That?
00:15:47Can you give me a ride?
00:15:48I've lost all desire for it.
00:15:49I'm going to get the ticket
00:15:51Damn, he didn't bring us any money
00:15:52Let me put it to use
00:15:53Nor
00:15:58Mom, look who's come
00:15:59You won't believe it
00:16:00Hello
00:16:03But darling, what are you doing here?
00:16:05Surrender, Andrés
00:16:06That way you don't accomplish anything else
00:16:07That will make things worse
00:16:08Mom, who hasn't escaped
00:16:10He paid your bail
00:16:12With what money?
00:16:14I borrowed it.
00:16:15Oh, God
00:16:15And why haven't you come?
00:16:17Are you going to see me in jail?
00:16:19Andrés, I don't want to see you
00:16:20Under those conditions
00:16:21It's just that Mom has been
00:16:22Very busy here, aren't you?
00:16:23With the vice presidency
00:16:24Community things
00:16:25The expenses
00:16:27The budgets
00:16:27Yeah
00:16:28I haven't stopped
00:16:29A mess
00:16:30I'm going to meditate for a while
00:16:32To the bedroom
00:16:32I'll be right back
00:16:35Children
00:16:35It happened to me in prison
00:16:37A beautiful thing
00:16:38Have you become gay?
00:16:39Don't give us details
00:16:40Leave it for your memories
00:16:41No, damn it!
00:16:42The bail money
00:16:44They haven't lent it to me.
00:16:45Vicenta gave it to me
00:16:47The first one?
00:16:49Did he put in 30,000 euros?
00:16:50To get you out of jail?
00:16:51Another crime
00:16:52Extortion of pensioners
00:16:53What did you do?
00:16:54Did you drug her?
00:16:54No, he gave it to me.
00:16:55Because there are still good people.
00:16:57Around the world
00:16:58It was an act of generosity.
00:17:00In its purest form
00:17:00Without asking for anything in return
00:17:03Women like her
00:17:04They reconcile you with the human species.
00:17:06I've had to go to hell
00:17:08To meet an angel
00:17:10Damn, Dad
00:17:10Which door did you let go of?
00:17:13Hello
00:17:14How was the trip home?
00:17:16Vicenta
00:17:16I'm excited
00:17:18Really
00:17:19Nobody had ever done so much
00:17:21By...
00:17:21Have you told your wife yet?
00:17:23The fact that?
00:17:23Ours
00:17:24Are you going to leave her for me?
00:17:26Hey?
00:17:26As?
00:17:27Andrew
00:17:27Don't be shy
00:17:29Don't make me say everything.
00:17:31After what has happened
00:17:32In prison among us
00:17:33And that he paid your bail.
00:17:35It's normal that we're already getting serious.
00:17:37No?
00:17:38Okay, if you want
00:17:39I can pay you back little by little.
00:17:41No, not if it's not for the money.
00:17:43I did it because we love each other
00:17:44Now, if you're not comfortable
00:17:46Or you feel insecure
00:17:47I'm withdrawing the bail.
00:17:49And you go back to jail
00:17:50I don't want to put you in an awkward position
00:17:52No, no, no
00:17:53If the feeling you're talking about exists
00:17:55That's clear.
00:17:57The thing is
00:17:59Before we were a couple
00:18:00First
00:18:01We need to go through a lovers' phase.
00:18:03Ah
00:18:04Lovers?
00:18:05Just sex?
00:18:06No no
00:18:07Sex is at the end
00:18:08It's the latest
00:18:09I say secret lovers
00:18:11We winked at each other as we passed by
00:18:13We send each other text messages on our cell phones
00:18:16I don't know how to send messages
00:18:17I'll send them to you.
00:18:19And you don't need to answer them.
00:18:21I don't know how to open them either.
00:18:22I don't think I even have a mobile phone.
00:18:23Okay, forget about the mobile phone.
00:18:25Secret notes, okay?
00:18:27Okay
00:18:28We'll meet tomorrow.
00:18:29And we went for a walk with Valentín
00:18:31Would you like that?
00:18:32A lot
00:18:33But I know far away
00:18:34They can't see us
00:18:35Have you noticed?
00:18:37February 14th
00:18:38You're going to have to get us both a present.
00:18:40The dog and me
00:18:43What is Valentín's name?
00:18:45Bye
00:18:53The angel, right?
00:18:54He's come for the interests
00:18:55And then they say love is priceless
00:18:57Not a word about this to Mom, okay?
00:19:00He wasn't going to believe that either.
00:19:03Is that what Emilio's father wanted to bring into my house?
00:19:06Okay, that's all I needed.
00:19:07What do you think?
00:19:07Ha, poor thing
00:19:09She misses her son, really?
00:19:10Oh, what are you like?
00:19:11What a first day handing out fines!
00:19:1434 insults
00:19:15An attempted assault
00:19:16Come on, I had to run away
00:19:18Look
00:19:19Bellizco
00:19:19I'm going to a casting call
00:19:20Look, he's visiting the doorman.
00:19:22Yeah
00:19:22I came to ask you for an autograph.
00:19:25Oh no, sorry
00:19:26You're not famous
00:19:27Oh, thank goodness you're not angry anymore.
00:19:29Lucia, get dressed up for tonight, okay?
00:19:30I don't want to look bad in front of my friends.
00:19:32Oh well
00:19:34Oh, life takes some unexpected turns, doesn't it?
00:19:36I am now living with my boyfriend
00:19:37And you putting up with Alicia
00:19:39It's just a few days, right?
00:19:40Are you looking for an apartment?
00:19:41Already
00:19:42That's what he told me three years ago.
00:19:46Hello
00:19:47No
00:19:48How are you, Lucia?
00:19:50Good, good, good, good, good
00:19:52Carlos, yes, very good
00:19:53And you?
00:19:53Well, me too
00:19:54I knew it, I knew you were going to break it
00:19:58Oh really
00:19:59I'm sorry, really.
00:20:00Can I come in for a moment?
00:20:03And how did you find out?
00:20:05I have my informants in the building.
00:20:09Man, Bethlehem
00:20:13Come on, don't mess with me
00:20:15Is he a bastard?
00:20:16Hey Carlos, look, if you've come here to try...
00:20:19No?
00:20:19No
00:20:20But how can you...?
00:20:22Let's see, Lucia
00:20:23I have come as a friend
00:20:24I'm here to give you my support, I really am.
00:20:27Goes
00:20:27Because we're friends, right?
00:20:29Yeah
00:20:30Clear
00:20:30And give it to him
00:20:31With support
00:20:33But why don't we try?
00:20:34Give me another chance
00:20:34Why not?
00:20:35I have matured, Lucia
00:20:38I have traveled, I have seen the world
00:20:40Other cultures
00:20:41And where have you been?
00:20:42In India?
00:20:42At Disneyland Paris
00:20:43When you enter Mickey Mouse's house
00:20:46There's something that clicks.
00:20:47That...
00:20:48Look, Carlos
00:20:49I have problems too, you know?
00:20:51Roberto has come to live above me
00:20:53I've run out of all the money I had honestly.
00:20:55And to top it all off, Alicia has moved into my house
00:20:57That's by far the most serious one.
00:20:59So the last thing I need
00:21:00Why don't you come here right now and make my life even more complicated?
00:21:02Okay, okay, okay
00:21:03Do you need time?
00:21:04No problem
00:21:04I'm in no hurry
00:21:06I have matured
00:21:07I don't get as desperate as I used to.
00:21:09And how are you?
00:21:10I?
00:21:12Married with children
00:21:13How many?
00:21:13Two
00:21:16It's incredible.
00:21:17The aunt has already called Carlos
00:21:19We hung up and called Carlos
00:21:20What did I call him?
00:21:21He gave me 100 euros to warn him when yours went to shit
00:21:24But do you think what happened to Lucia is normal?
00:21:26She hasn't even been in mourning for a week.
00:21:27Women's liberation, kid
00:21:29But that always happens.
00:21:30When a woman ends a very long relationship
00:21:32Then comes the crazy season of turning purple
00:21:34Yes, it's known as indiscriminate mating syndrome.
00:21:37Well, they go wild
00:21:38The hormonal imbalance is so great
00:21:40That Lucia can finish off anyone in bed right now
00:21:42Even with Paco
00:21:43Yeah
00:21:43So, huh?
00:21:44Well, tonight I'm going out to pick up girls too.
00:21:46Let's see how she takes it when she shows up with another one tomorrow.
00:21:48Of course
00:21:49We could all go out together.
00:21:50Yeah
00:21:50I said to flirt
00:21:51Don't sink me, damn it
00:21:52Okay, calm down, okay?
00:21:53Antonio Banderas
00:21:55What the hell do you think you are?
00:21:56And you look like Frodo
00:21:57It's from Lord of the Rings.
00:21:58Yes, yes, yes, whatever you want
00:21:59But I'm with someone else tomorrow.
00:22:00Roberto, it's a lost cause, isn't it?
00:22:02Women always get more dates than we do.
00:22:04Well, you guys are sure
00:22:08My Lord, please, I beg you.
00:22:10Don't eat a rock tonight.
00:22:11Amen
00:22:14Amen
00:22:15I think we've gone a bit overboard with the square footage, huh?
00:22:17If you tell them 60, people see 60.
00:22:19We have to sell illusions
00:22:20Well, that's true.
00:22:22But what is this?
00:22:23Well, an unauthorized alteration of common elements
00:22:26Mariano
00:22:27Mariano
00:22:27Good night
00:22:28What do we offer them?
00:22:29What do you mean, good night?
00:22:31Open this and leave immediately
00:22:33I'm not moving from here.
00:22:34The constitution says that we all have the right to decent housing
00:22:37You won't know, Maja del Rey
00:22:39He has no right to lock himself in here
00:22:40This is private property
00:22:42I don't give a damn.
00:22:43I am an anarchist
00:22:43What do you mean, he doesn't care?
00:22:44Oh!
00:22:45Careful, Juan, she's electrified it
00:22:47No, if already
00:22:48This is intolerable
00:22:49This hurts
00:22:51But he's still here.
00:22:53Of course, if you put up fences, no one can go in.
00:22:55Mariano
00:22:56His attitude makes no sense.
00:22:58We're going to cut off your water, your electricity, your supply lines
00:23:01It has no chance of surviving
00:23:03That's what they said about Pined Castro 50 years ago
00:23:06And look where he is
00:23:07Ouch, that hurt!
00:23:09Juan, stay calm.
00:23:10This man wants war.
00:23:11Well, there's going to be a war.
00:23:15How are you?
00:23:16Hello
00:23:16Enough of setting your moment
00:23:18Lucia is finishing getting ready
00:23:19It just takes her longer.
00:23:21Lucia!
00:23:22Relax, there's no rush.
00:23:23You were the one with the convertible, weren't you?
00:23:25No, the one in the convertible is Hugo.
00:23:27But I have a house in Ibiza
00:23:28Ah, okay.
00:23:30Excuse me, Lucia is a little shy
00:23:32She just got out of a very long relationship
00:23:34Besides, she is very traditional.
00:23:35Okay, I'm here now.
00:23:37Sorry for the delay, okay?
00:23:39Hi how are things?
00:23:40I am Lucia
00:23:41Hi, I'm Sergio
00:23:42Nice to meet you
00:23:43Fuck
00:23:43No, Hugo
00:23:44Hugo
00:23:44How are you?
00:23:46You look so cute, don't you?
00:23:47Yes, that's true.
00:23:48Thank you so much
00:23:49Well, let's go somewhere, shall we?
00:23:51Today I feel like moving around.
00:23:55Let's go
00:23:56Yes, let's go.
00:23:57Hey, did Alicia tell us
00:23:59Are you a very traditional girl?
00:24:01Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
00:24:03The truth is that I am very traditional, yes.
00:24:04Hey Ali, did you get the condoms?
00:24:07Well no, no, no, I don't wear it
00:24:09I'm sure I have one in my car.
00:24:12He wears
00:24:13Oh, how cute in the car
00:24:23Who are they?
00:24:24They, two friends
00:24:25The one I don't know is the other one
00:24:27Can I come with you?
00:24:30Okay, I'll be waiting for you here.
00:24:34But I have matured
00:24:46Good morning
00:24:46Good morning
00:24:47No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:24:49Nativity scene?
00:24:50No
00:24:51Oh, I already put the ticket in.
00:24:53Yeah
00:24:54But the maximum parking time is two hours.
00:24:56I have to sanction you
00:24:57So what do I have to do?
00:24:59Do I have to go down every two hours to change the ticket?
00:25:00Well, yes, during the day.
00:25:01It's free at night
00:25:02Look, Bethlehem
00:25:03I've been to the town hall with all the paperwork
00:25:05And it turns out there are 3,500 of us residents in the neighborhood
00:25:07Fighting for 700 places
00:25:08I won't get the card until next month.
00:25:09Then, where do I park?
00:25:10On top of another neighbor
00:25:11Should I buy a tank?
00:25:12Mauri
00:25:12I don't make up the rules.
00:25:13I'm just doing my job.
00:25:14I don't do my job
00:25:15And you don't fine me
00:25:16Look where the scooter is parked
00:25:18No
00:25:19Because it's on the sidewalk
00:25:21This is technically not a blue zone
00:25:22Do you see the line?
00:25:23Yes to this, no to this
00:25:24This is...
00:25:25Okay, okay, okay
00:25:26I'll take the car now.
00:25:26But you're waiving the second fine, right?
00:25:28Cancel it at the parking meter
00:25:29It's only three euros.
00:25:30I just can't be bothered to spend three euros
00:25:32Damn, what is my house?
00:25:34Melon
00:25:37Oh, the blue zone
00:25:38This is making me so angry
00:25:47Good morning
00:25:48Mariano's thing is at the portal, right?
00:25:50Correct
00:25:51Isabel, Isabel
00:25:51I'd like to talk to you.
00:25:54I don't think it's the best time
00:25:56Yes, it is.
00:25:57We cannot continue to deny reality
00:25:58I believe that in our relationship
00:26:01President-Vice President
00:26:02An indula is being produced
00:26:04Andrew
00:26:05What a surprise
00:26:06He has been released from prison
00:26:08I can see you're not too happy.
00:26:10Yes, yes, of course I'm glad
00:26:11Okay, I'm going down, okay?
00:26:15Andrew
00:26:15I swear I didn't call the police, okay?
00:26:17It was a chain of misfortunes
00:26:19It doesn't matter, Juanito
00:26:20I'm not resentful
00:26:22Now I have a bigger problem.
00:26:24A woman has fallen in love with me
00:26:26What do you say?
00:26:27He paid me the money.
00:26:28And she wants me to go with her.
00:26:30My wife doesn't know anything.
00:26:31But you have
00:26:33Are you having problems with Isabel?
00:26:35That's another one.
00:26:35She's acting very strange.
00:26:36I think there's another man
00:26:38Yeah?
00:26:39Oh
00:26:41Well, it wouldn't be that bad, would it?
00:26:42If you've met another woman
00:26:44That he loves you, that he fills you up
00:26:44That has brought back your passion
00:26:46It's Vicenta
00:26:47Holy shit
00:26:48He's blackmailing me
00:26:49If I ignore him
00:26:50Withdraw the bail
00:26:51I'm dealing with it as best I can.
00:26:53Andrés, I understand that in prison
00:26:54It's a really bad experience.
00:26:55But it's worth it for you.
00:26:56Being outside in these conditions
00:26:57Good question
00:26:58Okay, I'm leaving.
00:27:00Luck
00:27:05I miss you, your little girl
00:27:07He really took his time buying a mobile phone.
00:27:09And why are you buying a phone at this point in your life?
00:27:13It's already without water and electricity.
00:27:14My poor father
00:27:15Good
00:27:15The plan is as follows
00:27:18You will carry out a diversionary maneuver
00:27:20While Emilio and I entered through the courtyard
00:27:21That's the only weak point we've found
00:27:23Once in the occupied zone
00:27:25We will proceed to remove the insurgent.
00:27:27Is that clear?
00:27:28Mr. Juan, I have an emotional connection with the squatter
00:27:31My presence might jeopardize the mission.
00:27:33I remind you that you are a goalkeeper before you are a son.
00:27:35You need to be professional, man.
00:27:36And how are we going to distract him?
00:27:38Well, we'll think of something.
00:27:40Come on, let's go
00:27:41If you want, I can do a striptease for you.
00:27:43Look, the idea is to get him out without causing irreversible damage.
00:27:46Emilio
00:27:47Go
00:27:50Mariano, step out for a moment
00:27:51What's happening?
00:27:52What did Juan say?
00:27:53Let us distract you
00:27:54What do you feel like doing?
00:27:57You'll get to know my sister soon.
00:28:00Above all, one must act with discretion.
00:28:01It is very important
00:28:03And instead of stealthily
00:28:04Wouldn't it be better to do it in silence?
00:28:06Look, car, salty
00:28:07No problem
00:28:08Let's go in slowly
00:28:10The surprise factor
00:28:11It is fundamental
00:28:15Holy shit, Mr. John
00:28:16But that's a press dog.
00:28:17It's a tacky umbrella stand that my father bought.
00:28:18Emilio, act normally
00:28:20Dogs can smell fear
00:28:22Well then, he's definitely coming for me.
00:28:24Because I'm scared shitless
00:28:24Don't move, it's just a dog
00:28:27Run, run
00:28:32I present to you Farinelli
00:28:34I call him that because he throws his eggs
00:28:38Good job, handsome.
00:28:40You've earned it.
00:28:43Take
00:28:44Very good
00:28:45It's delicious, isn't it?
00:28:47What are you looking at?
00:28:48I have no more
00:28:49It came with the strap as a sample.
00:28:52Hey, Farinelli
00:28:52Don't growl at me, okay?
00:28:54I'll slap you.
00:28:55This man is crazy.
00:28:56We've been dragged into this by a predator.
00:28:57A beaver?
00:28:58What the hell is a beaver?
00:28:59If it was a killer dog
00:29:00I have seen death reflected in their eyes
00:29:02It's not me, Juan
00:29:10Oh, he's hooked the twin!
00:29:12But hey, that thing wasn't mastered.
00:29:15That's what they told us at the store
00:29:17Well, we've made some progress.
00:29:18We've already fired Mariano
00:29:19Now all that's left is to get rid of his dog.
00:29:22We have certainly made progress
00:29:23I'm calling the dog pound right now.
00:29:25And you'll see how it turns out
00:29:27Hey, President
00:29:28The girl is single.
00:29:29Please, she's my sister.
00:29:31Man, I saw her, she's perfect.
00:29:40Alicia, are you alright?
00:29:41I?
00:29:42Phenomenal
00:29:43Here, tidying things up a bit.
00:29:45You're clean from the floor with flaviness
00:29:46For the washing machine, but let's go
00:29:48Well, what does it matter?
00:29:49Someone's going to have to clean up, right?
00:29:50Yes, that's also true.
00:29:52We had such a great time yesterday, didn't we?
00:29:54Oh yes, it was great.
00:29:55I loved seeing how neither Hugo nor Sergio
00:29:57They listened to me all night.
00:29:58While you were busy getting them all horny
00:30:00Unforgettable
00:30:01It didn't turn them on.
00:30:02She was just dancing
00:30:03Did you dance too?
00:30:04I've never needed to dance
00:30:06It's also very tiring.
00:30:07And you sweat
00:30:08Please, it's disgusting.
00:30:09Well, we had a great time
00:30:11Also, you should control yourself a little.
00:30:12Hey?
00:30:13Less than a week ago
00:30:13You broke up with Roberto
00:30:15Oh, so now I have to control myself?
00:30:17Well, I'm just amazed
00:30:18Come on, you've got some nerve!
00:30:20What's happening to you is that it annoys you
00:30:22That they liked me more
00:30:22They liked you more
00:30:24Sweetie, go to bed
00:30:25That your gin and tonics turned out badly
00:30:27Yes, Alicia, yes
00:30:28Sorry, they liked me better
00:30:29I am soosa and old
00:30:30But I tell you more than you do.
00:30:31What can you do?
00:30:33In case you didn't know
00:30:34Women like me intimidate
00:30:35We seem so inaccessible
00:30:37That many men prefer to settle
00:30:38With normal girls like you
00:30:40Sure, sure, sure
00:30:41What's happening to you is that you now have a rival
00:30:43And before, with Belén, you had no competition.
00:30:45Are you calling me ugly?
00:30:47The goalkeeper is already eavesdropping
00:30:48No, no, no
00:30:49It's because he's gotten angry
00:30:50I'll tell you later.
00:30:50Besides, I don't know why so much effort is needed.
00:30:52If you didn't bring either of them home afterwards
00:30:53Because I just wanted to dance
00:30:55And have a good time for a while
00:30:56I don't go to bed with a guy anymore.
00:30:57The day I met him
00:30:58Do you see it?
00:30:58Because of women like you
00:31:00We are not free yet
00:31:01And now she's getting all feminist on me, come on
00:31:02I'm just amazed
00:31:03Well, the day you bring an uncle home
00:31:04I'll keep quiet
00:31:05Well, look, maybe I'll do it, yes
00:31:09Hugo
00:31:11In the end, the sad reality prevails.
00:31:12Who are they calling?
00:31:15Hugo, how are you?
00:31:17As?
00:31:19One moment
00:31:21It's for you
00:31:27Hugo?
00:31:28Yes, yes, yes
00:31:29Yeah, yeah
00:31:30I forgot to give you my phone number
00:31:32I'm sorry
00:31:32Hey, call with yours
00:31:33My battery is running out.
00:31:34Well, then
00:31:35No, I'll call you back in a minute, okay?
00:31:36Yes, wait
00:31:39Oh?
00:31:39It's Sergio
00:31:41Baloney
00:31:41No
00:31:42Baloney
00:31:43Sergio
00:31:44Hey
00:31:45Yes, yes
00:31:45No, no, no
00:31:46I'm Lucia
00:31:47Ah, okay, okay, okay
00:31:48Yes, wait a moment
00:31:50It's Sergio
00:31:52But it's for me too.
00:31:54Hey, what are you doing tonight?
00:31:56Why are they calling me if they want to talk to you?
00:31:57I'm your secretary
00:31:58Doesn't that suck?
00:32:00I'm talking to you
00:32:02Portress
00:32:07Portress
00:32:07Sirs
00:32:08They no longer have to worry
00:32:10I'm in charge now.
00:32:12Next, I will recount my experience in combat.
00:32:14I've faced all kinds of canines
00:32:16Digitized out of control
00:32:17Mastiffs, Pitbull
00:32:18Rock, dances
00:32:18Boxes, Dobermans
00:32:19Lycaons
00:32:19Giant snoucer
00:32:20Australian Dingoes
00:32:21Saint Humberto's blessings
00:32:22My body is literally stitched with stitches
00:32:23Right ankle
00:32:2413-centimeter infinity
00:32:2519 points
00:32:25Left knee
00:32:26Transverse infinity
00:32:2717 points
00:32:27Right arm
00:32:28Muscle tear
00:32:2812 points
00:32:29Left man
00:32:29Deep infinity
00:32:3010 centimeters
00:32:3110 points
00:32:3115 joint illusions
00:32:327 abdominal contusions
00:32:3325 injuries
00:32:34Infinite contusions
00:32:34Traumatic amputation
00:32:35From the last phalanx
00:32:36Of the fourth finger
00:32:36The left foot
00:32:37Right testicle
00:32:37Lost
00:32:38Left testicle
00:32:38Functionality at 40%
00:32:39And never, I repeat
00:32:40I have never stopped catching my prey
00:32:42Any questions?
00:32:45Glad to hear it
00:32:47Please
00:32:48Do not cross the security perimeter
00:32:50And above all
00:32:51Whatever happens
00:32:52Do not enter the area
00:32:55Zero
00:32:57Thank you
00:33:01This guy has balls.
00:33:03Well, it has one and it's at 40%.
00:33:13Sirs
00:33:15I don't know what they have in there.
00:33:17But it is not of this world
00:33:20Juan
00:33:21Man, he's leaving!
00:33:22Listen!
00:33:24Hear
00:33:24How many years does a dog live?
00:33:29How did you take so long?
00:33:30Where were you?
00:33:31Framing
00:33:31Well, trying
00:33:32Because now everything is a blue zone
00:33:34Yes, I had to take a taxi
00:33:35To get back from where I parked
00:33:36It's not worth it anymore.
00:33:37Get a ticket
00:33:38Yeah
00:33:38But I refuse.
00:33:39So that they abuse me even more
00:33:40The more I think about it
00:33:41It makes me even angrier
00:33:42In other words, I buy the car
00:33:43I pay the VAT
00:33:44A registration tax
00:33:45A road tax
00:33:46More than half the money
00:33:46What gasoline payment
00:33:47These are also taxes
00:33:48And now on top of everything
00:33:48I can't park the car
00:33:49At my front door
00:33:50That I don't, that I don't
00:33:51Those are the rules, Mauri
00:33:53There are too many cars
00:33:54Well, then don't let them come to us.
00:33:55Hey, haven't you thought
00:33:56Buying a parking space?
00:33:57But that in the center
00:33:58They are worth more than 5 million
00:33:59I've already looked at it
00:34:00Do you know what the problem is?
00:34:01That the citizens
00:34:02We are too docile
00:34:02Look at us, and that's how it goes.
00:34:03They do whatever they want with us
00:34:04If none of us paid
00:34:06You'll see soon
00:34:06They removed the blue zones
00:34:07Don't be offended
00:34:08But since you don't have a partner
00:34:09You seem a little upset, huh?
00:34:10Yeah
00:34:11My street is a blue zone.
00:34:12And my love life
00:34:13A black hole
00:34:14Pure Chromotherapy
00:34:16I have a friend
00:34:17Hector
00:34:17She just broke up with her boyfriend
00:34:18And I think you're going to love it.
00:34:19I can tell you
00:34:20Let him come tonight
00:34:21If you know each other
00:34:21What do you think?
00:34:23I'm going to bring the car
00:34:23And I'm going to park it.
00:34:24At the same door
00:34:25Give me the fines
00:34:26Whatever they want
00:34:26I don't intend to pay them.
00:34:27At my place
00:34:27Be careful
00:34:28Don't let them pay your bill.
00:34:30Okay, what do I do?
00:34:31I call Hector
00:34:32Yes, call him
00:34:33This is how I show off my car
00:34:37That?
00:34:37What do you think?
00:34:39Impressive, huh?
00:34:40Her name is Sara
00:34:41I saw her at the end of the bar
00:34:42And I said
00:34:42That girl is mine
00:34:44Hey, how's the baby?
00:34:45But if this could be
00:34:46The one with the hundreds from the telecoupon
00:34:47Please
00:34:48He's doing a master's degree
00:34:49In international relations
00:34:50On?
00:34:51Yeah
00:34:51Her mother is Dutch
00:34:52That's why she's so blonde.
00:34:53But you met her last night
00:34:54How come you already have
00:34:55A photo of her
00:34:57Why has he slept
00:34:57At home, ready?
00:34:59Her parents were not there
00:35:00Damn, this is unfair, man.
00:35:02Why don't I tell him?
00:35:02At a glance
00:35:03If this is the first day
00:35:03It comes out, it rolls up
00:35:04With a blonde with a master's degree?
00:35:05Because, as she just cut
00:35:06Roberto still
00:35:07He looks like he has a girlfriend.
00:35:09And the aunts love that.
00:35:10But that's like
00:35:11The beach tan, huh?
00:35:12It'll be gone in a week.
00:35:13So what happens?
00:35:14Do I look single or what?
00:35:15Of many things, Paquito
00:35:16Of many things
00:35:17You'll see what a face I make.
00:35:18Lucia
00:35:19When I tell him
00:35:19Ugh
00:35:20Well, take advantage of it.
00:35:21That is there
00:35:23Of course!
00:35:24Right now
00:35:30Hey man
00:35:31How are you?
00:35:32How are you handling it?
00:35:33Very good, very good
00:35:34And you?
00:35:34I can imagine
00:35:35I saw Carlos here yesterday
00:35:36Yes, yes, yes, yes
00:35:38He came to pay me a visit like that
00:35:39Do you think that's wrong?
00:35:40Inappropriate, perhaps
00:35:41No, no, no
00:35:42No way, it's all the same to me.
00:35:43If I'm also with a girl
00:35:44Her name is Sara
00:35:45She's a Dutch blonde.
00:35:46What does international relations do?
00:35:48Ah, very good.
00:35:50Yes, well, nothing.
00:35:50Congratulations, huh?
00:35:52I'm going to the movies
00:35:53We'll talk more later.
00:35:55Hello
00:35:56Hello
00:35:57Hello
00:35:58See you later
00:36:00The girl looks upset, huh?
00:36:01Yes, he's having a hard time
00:36:03But this is another one
00:36:03Where did this one come from?
00:36:05Indiscriminate mating syndrome, male
00:36:08Two, one in favor of Lucía
00:36:09This is a summit showdown
00:36:11No way, no way, no way
00:36:12This is going to be bad for Spain
00:36:13You're going to get cheated on from all sides.
00:36:15But this guy is a man
00:36:17If you've also hooked up with Sara
00:36:18Of course!
00:36:19And I'm going to meet up with her again tonight.
00:36:20Stop by here so you don't have to introduce her.
00:36:22Yes, man
00:36:23I have nothing else to do
00:36:27Hey, the truth is that Lucía looks a little different.
00:36:29Yeah
00:36:30I believe this is an opportunity
00:36:31I have to do something, don't I?
00:36:33Go up to her floor
00:36:33Maybe he's put one of those devices there to collect numbers.
00:36:38What a beautiful walk!
00:36:40I love this time of year
00:36:41That it's very romantic
00:36:42A lot
00:36:43But now we have to part ways.
00:36:45Because lovers are never seen together
00:36:47And when are we going to kiss again?
00:36:49Every night I close my eyes and remember that kiss you gave me
00:36:52Yes, me too.
00:36:54But Vicenta, our love is impossible.
00:36:57Because?
00:36:58Don't tell me that
00:36:59I can't do it
00:37:00My best friend is suffering a lot.
00:37:02Because he has also fallen in love with you
00:37:05What do you say?
00:37:05Who is it?
00:37:06Do I know him?
00:37:07He is a very close person who has just lost his wife
00:37:10Oops!
00:37:11The president
00:37:12Mr. Cuesta
00:37:14Call him, Juan
00:37:15It hurts him that there is so much distance between you.
00:37:18But do I attract him?
00:37:19Haven't you noticed?
00:37:20Man
00:37:21He looks at my calves during meetings.
00:37:23Of course
00:37:24He needs you more than I do, Vicenta
00:37:27He needs a wife and a mother for his children.
00:37:30Oh my God!
00:37:32Everything that's happening to me
00:37:33What I do?
00:37:34You have more hair
00:37:35Give it a chance
00:37:37I for Juan
00:37:38I am capable of giving you up
00:37:41Mr. Cuesta
00:37:43We can build a duplex
00:37:45There you go, Juanito
00:37:52That dog has to be taken out somehow.
00:37:54Because a couple is coming to look at the goalpost to rent it.
00:37:57Look at him, he's eating my anti-wrinkle cream!
00:38:00Dad, I don't know how you do it, you always surround yourself with bad people.
00:38:02It's clear that talking to the dog is going to be more difficult than talking to Mariano.
00:38:05Not much more
00:38:06But enough to rule out the diplomatic route
00:38:09This dog needs sex.
00:38:11If we bring him a female dog in heat
00:38:13I'm sure it will relax him and change his mood.
00:38:14Are all men the same?
00:38:17I've been told that if you approach an animal naked, it won't attack you.
00:38:20If he attacks you, as soon as he finishes laughing
00:38:22Let's not forget that it's an animal and we're people.
00:38:25And what differentiates us from animals?
00:38:28Man, we can't even reach our ears to pull them out
00:38:30No, Emilio, no, the intellect
00:38:32So let's think
00:38:33No, Juan, there's no time.
00:38:34I don't like violence
00:38:36But in these cases it is justified
00:38:38How are you going to get it out?
00:38:40To potetones?
00:38:42What are we afraid of?
00:38:44To the dog
00:38:44And what is the dog afraid of?
00:38:47Not us, that's clear.
00:38:49To the fire?
00:38:50Good idea, fire
00:38:52Juan, I'm scared
00:38:56Yes, look, of course I want to meet this
00:38:58Nothing, I'm much calmer now.
00:39:00Shopping relaxes me a lot
00:39:01I bought some peaches...
00:39:02No, no, wait a moment, come here to my car, hey
00:39:05No, no, wait a moment
00:39:09Belén, I have done something to you in our lives.
00:39:10Because if I have done this to you, I sincerely apologize.
00:39:12What's wrong with you?
00:39:13You've suddenly become homophobic
00:39:14Mauri, the regulations specify
00:39:16What if a vehicle is penalized three times?
00:39:18In less than 24 hours
00:39:19I need to call a tow truck
00:39:20So that you may proceed with its withdrawal
00:39:21Look, Belén, I swear
00:39:22I'm starting to get disgusted with you.
00:39:23Look, I've made you a copy of the fine
00:39:25In case you want to cancel it
00:39:26I don't want to cancel anything.
00:39:27Give me that little machine
00:39:28Give me that little machine
00:39:29Mauri!
00:39:31Be careful, this stuff gives electric shocks, okay?
00:39:33I've already tried it with a dream.
00:39:34Are you threatening me?
00:39:35Mauri, you're taking a risk
00:39:36Right now, I'm the law here, okay?
00:39:38Yes, Belén, she's taken that away from me.
00:39:39Oh!
00:39:51But where are you going with that?
00:39:53Have you gone mad?
00:39:54Belén has given me another fine
00:39:55And my car was towed away
00:39:58You'll see soon
00:39:59I'll finish this.
00:40:01Here, it's no longer what you think, not even God.
00:40:02Thank goodness you were a little calmer by then.
00:40:05But how did you manage to pull it off the sidewalk?
00:40:06I kicked him
00:40:07I hurt my foot
00:40:08Oh, and you know what the best part is?
00:40:09The city council gives them a weapon to defend themselves.
00:40:11Belén gave me a shock
00:40:12With one of those immobilizers
00:40:14I can't believe it
00:40:15Well, believe it.
00:40:15I'm going to change tomorrow's column
00:40:17I'm going to write about the blue zones
00:40:19When the city council reads it
00:40:20He's going to start trembling.
00:40:22Goodbye, Hector
00:40:23Hey, I'd better tell him to come back another time, right?
00:40:25No, no, let it happen
00:40:25I won't be long at all
00:40:26I think it's best if I tell him
00:40:27Let another day come
00:40:28I hope you feel more at ease.
00:40:29Look!
00:40:29Go
00:40:33Hello
00:40:33Come in, Hector
00:40:35Look, he's my friend Mauri.
00:40:36Hi how are things?
00:40:37I'll be right there, okay?
00:40:37I'm just finishing something up on the computer
00:40:39Don't worry, yes, it was me who went ahead.
00:40:40I've allowed more time for parking
00:40:42But with this blue zone thing
00:40:43The center is wonderful, isn't it?
00:40:44You have half the street to yourself
00:40:45The truth is that this mayor
00:40:46He's doing things right
00:40:47Well, I think this parking issue
00:40:49He's so stupid.
00:40:49Let's talk about something else.
00:40:50No, no, no, but it's super comfortable
00:40:52Look, you put in one euro
00:40:52You take out the ticket
00:40:53You put it in the car
00:40:54Ready
00:40:55Did you get a ticket, Hector?
00:40:58Yes, yes, for two hours.
00:40:59The only downside is that you have to go far away.
00:41:01It's strange that they haven't put
00:41:02There's a parking meter on this street, right?
00:41:04Yes, they've put it up, it's there
00:41:06Ah
00:41:08How nice, how comfortable
00:41:09Well, I know it's here for another day.
00:41:14Oh, I'm just saying, it's the same with this.
00:41:17We made Farinelli even angrier.
00:41:18No, as soon as the smoke enters the goal
00:41:20The dog will come out the other side
00:41:21It's obvious.
00:41:22How do you think they scared the beasts away?
00:41:24Neanderthal men?
00:41:25With your face, right?
00:41:25He was very ugly
00:41:26Juan, open the door
00:41:28That's already gone up in smoke.
00:41:29Oh my God
00:41:31Holy Mary, Mother of God
00:41:33Pray for us sinners
00:41:34Now and at the hour of our death
00:41:35Emilio
00:41:35Let's be positive, shall we?
00:41:37I can't
00:41:38Mariano, open the gate
00:41:42Hey, bug!
00:41:43Hey, hey, hey!
00:41:44Does he think the sick people are there?
00:41:46You'll see the mortisco that is carried
00:41:48Is that why we're here?
00:41:49To see it?
00:41:50Nothing, presi
00:41:50It doesn't come out
00:41:52Watch out, I'm coming
00:41:53Escort!
00:41:56Well, nothing much.
00:41:57Thank you so much
00:41:58I loved the movie, you know?
00:42:00Yes, you fell asleep
00:42:01Yes, well
00:42:02But I loved it, you know?
00:42:04Movie
00:42:04It's been a long time since I went out.
00:42:06And well
00:42:06Well, I have a little bit
00:42:07The schedules have changed
00:42:10May I come in?
00:42:13Man, Roberto
00:42:14That?
00:42:15Have you signed up?
00:42:15Radio patio reporter?
00:42:16No, no, no, not at all.
00:42:17I came here for a little bit of ice.
00:42:19Because I'm up there
00:42:20In my attic with Sara
00:42:21And well
00:42:21We wanted to have a few drinks with him
00:42:22Before...
00:42:24Do you understand me now?
00:42:24Yes, yes, yes
00:42:25I understand you now, yes.
00:42:26Hey, hasn't the mortuary run away?
00:42:28Well, that's what love is all about, huh?
00:42:31Well yes
00:42:31Yes, yes, we're there.
00:42:32Yeah
00:42:33Hello
00:42:34I'm Roberto, your ex
00:42:35But all in good fun, okay?
00:42:36Good luck
00:42:37Because it has a character
00:42:38Well, we're leaving too.
00:42:39Because we have many things to do.
00:42:41Hey, but what about the ice?
00:42:44I don't know you want war, huh?
00:42:46You're not going to have it
00:42:48Matajari, you have a visitor
00:42:49Yes, that's what I had thought.
00:42:51If you weren't very busy
00:42:52We could go out for dinner.
00:42:53And we chatted calmly
00:42:55This is Carlos
00:42:55My other ex
00:42:57I see you have a very good relationship
00:42:58With everyone
00:42:59Yes, with everyone.
00:43:00With this one, with the other one
00:43:01Carlos, next time you come
00:43:02Call, huh?
00:43:03It's a little inconvenient for me.
00:43:04Poor
00:43:05Since we're here, trio setup
00:43:06Felicia, don't talk nonsense.
00:43:08No, because you're so modern
00:43:09Well yes
00:43:10Yes, the truth is that I am
00:43:11Quite modern
00:43:14So, what do I do?
00:43:15Should I go or not?
00:43:16I didn't understand.
00:43:17You stay here, go on
00:43:18But do you think he's serious?
00:43:21Carlos has been taken to the bedroom
00:43:23Yeah
00:43:24Things aren't looking too good, are they?
00:43:27In the end
00:43:29Medieval world
00:43:30I lie down with God
00:43:31And with God I rise
00:43:31With the Virgin Mary
00:43:32And the Holy Spirit
00:43:34That won't work, Juan.
00:43:35We must fan the flames
00:43:36Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:43:37Look, Mr. Juan
00:43:38Barbecue gasoline
00:43:40It might not work.
00:43:40No, no, Emilio
00:43:41Don't throw that away
00:43:43Now, now throw
00:43:45Go ahead, go ahead
00:43:46Damn, Emilio
00:43:47You almost burned me alive.
00:43:48Pussy
00:43:48The clothes
00:43:51Uh, no, no, no
00:43:52Wait, wait, wait
00:43:52That?
00:43:53Listen, I don't want anything to do with you.
00:43:55You're a sweetheart, really.
00:43:56But I'm not one of those people who go to bed right away.
00:43:57I have to be in love
00:43:58You see, what a silly thing to do.
00:44:00So, what's this all about?
00:44:01Why have you made me like this?
00:44:02I know, it sucks.
00:44:04But, but, but
00:44:05Alicia tells me I'm old-fashioned.
00:44:06And it drives me crazy
00:44:07So, look, if you think it's appropriate
00:44:08Well, we'll stay here for an hour.
00:44:09And then you walk out looking like you've just had the best sex of your life
00:44:11Hey?
00:44:12Don't you mind?
00:44:13What you're asking me
00:44:14It's about saying that we slept together
00:44:15Without having gone to bed
00:44:16Well, you guys do that a lot, don't you?
00:44:18Well, what are we doing here for an hour anyway?
00:44:20Well, well, well, look
00:44:21I'm going to tidy up the closets for a little while.
00:44:23And there you have books
00:44:26Come on, man
00:44:27No, I
00:44:28I'm going home
00:44:29You
00:44:31You're out of your mind
00:44:32Hey, but wait
00:44:33What difference does it make to you?
00:44:37Sex
00:44:41Already?
00:44:41What happened?
00:44:42That's it, we're finished.
00:44:43It has been the dust of my life
00:44:46Lucia has seen me
00:44:47His train of thought has been cut short
00:44:49Oh, sex.
00:44:51Perfect
00:44:52That's all I needed
00:44:54What happened, sex symbol?
00:44:56A sudden attack of guilt
00:44:57In the end, the grave is chaste and pure.
00:45:01What did I tell you?
00:45:02What did I tell you?
00:45:04And I knew that in the end you would come to your senses
00:45:06I'm even willing to forgive you
00:45:08This silly little adventure
00:45:08That I was beginning to acquire for myself
00:45:10Shot
00:45:11Shot
00:45:13Shot
00:45:16Shot
00:45:30Shot
00:45:34Fuck
00:45:40What are you doing to him, man?
00:45:41The filming
00:45:42Can you tell me what you're doing here?
00:45:44Call before you go in, dude.
00:45:45I wanted to meet Sara
00:45:46That photo you showed me
00:45:47He's the husband of a Czechoslovakian model
00:45:49That I've seen on the internet
00:45:50Well, there isn't a room.
00:45:51I made it all up
00:45:52Because last night I didn't eat a single donut.
00:45:53Dude, you're pathetic.
00:45:55The end justifies the means
00:45:56While Lucia believes it
00:45:58Oh yes, darling
00:45:59Yeah
00:46:00What the hell are you doing?
00:46:01Damn, well, create an atmosphere
00:46:02Come on, get out of here
00:46:03Not a word of this, you're sinking me
00:46:04Come on
00:46:05Well, in the meantime I'm going to think
00:46:06What I'm going to ask of you in return
00:46:07Oh, and have fun!
00:46:09Close the door
00:46:16Okay, so what does the dog do?
00:46:19Is it coming out or not?
00:46:20I don't know, I don't see anything.
00:46:21I'm leaving
00:46:22I'm starting to suffocate
00:46:24It's no longer something to worry about.
00:46:26But this looks like a fire to me.
00:46:28Water
00:46:29We need more water
00:46:30He got cut off.
00:46:32And now, with all the smoke, I can't find the key.
00:46:33Evict, evict
00:46:36Juan
00:46:36Juan!
00:46:38Juan!
00:46:38The fire extinguishers aren't working!
00:46:41Sausage!
00:46:42There is no budget for revisions.
00:46:44If you look, the latest data
00:46:46We need to call the fire department
00:46:47We need to call the fire department
00:46:48No, but you call.
00:46:49But you're already in port!
00:46:50The reduced rate begins.
00:46:51Like many others, I can send them a text message.
00:46:54What's happening?
00:46:55I don't have insurance at the video store.
00:46:56What do you think?
00:46:57What about us?
00:47:00Mari, Mari, Mari, come here
00:47:01Yeah
00:47:02Here's everything, you can call us the whole store
00:47:04But when did you plan to warn us about the fire?
00:47:06At the next meeting
00:47:07Well, the idea came from the tunga
00:47:09Say whatever you want
00:47:10But the dog has come out, hasn't it?
00:47:11For God's sake, warn the neighbors!
00:47:13Damn, the neighbors
00:47:14Mr. Juan
00:47:15He's not laughing, he's telling me to leave him alone.
00:47:16Permino, thank you
00:47:16You are brave
00:47:20Where are you going?
00:47:22Fire!
00:47:23Fire!
00:47:23Yeah
00:47:24You like it, huh?
00:47:25Yes, yes, yes
00:47:27Of course, you don't want to get whipped.
00:47:28I love you
00:47:29I love you, my love
00:47:31Yes, yes, yes
00:47:32You're very good
00:47:32Yes, yes, yes
00:47:33Yeah
00:47:33Yeah, yeah
00:47:35Yes, me too.
00:47:36Leave
00:47:36Leave
00:47:37At the same time as in the movies
00:48:05You are wonderful
00:48:07The thing is, it seems to me
00:48:09We've reached a bad point, haven't we?
00:48:10No, why not?
00:48:11If you want to see it
00:48:11We asked for some face masks
00:48:13To the firefighters
00:48:13And we entered without obligation.
00:48:15We'd better think about it.
00:48:16And we already called him
00:48:17We're looking for
00:48:18Something bigger, huh?
00:48:19And that it's not burning
00:48:19Okay, whatever you want.
00:48:20But the thing is
00:48:20If you don't give me a sign
00:48:21Someone might come
00:48:22And he keeps it.
00:48:23Get out now
00:48:23Only you remain
00:48:24No, no, no
00:48:25Hey, there's a girl with him
00:48:26Well, let him jump first.
00:48:28Yes, that's it.
00:48:28Let it jump
00:48:29She might have come wearing a skirt
00:48:30Vaquito, you're in a bad way, huh?
00:48:31The thing is
00:48:32He has vertigo
00:48:35Tell me, darling
00:48:37He says that when the fire goes out
00:48:39She's already coming down the stairs.
00:48:41How awful
00:48:42He's risking his life
00:48:43There's no time
00:48:44Tell Sara to jump already, damn it
00:48:46Go
00:48:49Hey, he's not here anymore
00:48:50He's climbed onto the roof
00:48:51And he jumped to the building behind him
00:48:53But there are almost eight meters
00:48:54You have a girlfriend, Spiderman
00:48:56Tell him to jump now
00:48:57Don't be afraid
00:48:58No, if you're not afraid
00:49:01If you are not afraid
00:49:02It has nothing
00:49:03Because there's nobody there.
00:49:03As?
00:49:04Well, he made it up, damn it.
00:49:06What's happening?
00:49:06I wasn't with Sara
00:49:07What are you going to do?
00:49:08The sun was beating down
00:49:09The tall ones in bed
00:49:10Listen
00:49:10This one takes away the backing
00:49:12By ghost
00:49:15Dude, you're the worst
00:49:16Invent a girlfriend
00:49:17To mess with the staff
00:49:18Well, let Paquito do that.
00:49:19Okay, but you
00:49:20But why are you lying to us?
00:49:22I don't know
00:49:22I don't know what's wrong with me
00:49:23Lucía has overcome it
00:49:24And I've gotten over it too.
00:49:25But less so
00:49:26And of course, seeing her there flirting.
00:49:27Well, that doesn't help.
00:49:28But do you want to get back together with her?
00:49:30No, but it pisses me off that she's with someone else.
00:49:31Images keep coming to mind.
00:49:33Lucia with another guy there
00:49:34Setting up the pleasure hygiene
00:49:36I get those images too.
00:49:38It's curious.
00:49:38But because you're sick, Paquito
00:49:40Your case is different.
00:49:41Besides, it's not normal that I don't get any action.
00:49:43Things can't have changed that much.
00:49:44After four years
00:49:45I'll be out of practice
00:49:47Dude, you've got that bachelor face.
00:49:49You've screwed up
00:49:49And women can smell that.
00:49:51And they run away
00:49:52Good
00:49:53I have the satisfaction
00:49:54To inform you
00:49:55That we have achieved
00:49:56Clear the goal
00:49:57With the expected success
00:49:58What does it say?
00:49:59But the building has caught fire
00:50:00We were almost eaten alive by cicadas
00:50:01Nor should we exaggerate.
00:50:03The patio has only gotten a little messed up.
00:50:04That's up to each one.
00:50:05From her window
00:50:06He wipes it with a damp cloth.
00:50:07And it looks as good as new.
00:50:09Yes, man
00:50:09It needs to be painted.
00:50:10What does it matter?
00:50:11If only we can see it
00:50:12You burned my clothes
00:50:14The community will pay for that.
00:50:15I say
00:50:15This girl is so green
00:50:18The important thing is that
00:50:19We've gotten rid of it.
00:50:20Both Mariano
00:50:20Like your pet
00:50:21AND
00:50:25Mr. Juan
00:50:25Can I get some water?
00:50:27My throat is dry
00:50:28Suddenly?
00:50:29He said that
00:50:30We can now freely dispose of
00:50:32From the goal
00:50:32For rent
00:50:33The new elevator
00:50:34It's getting closer and closer
00:50:35That's intense.
00:50:36Look what's on TV
00:50:37What's happening?
00:50:38Let's get to know
00:50:39To Mariano
00:50:41Mariano
00:50:41How are you?
00:50:43I don't know what to do anymore
00:50:44Abuser
00:50:45I'm just a poor old man
00:50:47That has nowhere to go
00:50:48My neighbors have kicked me out of my house
00:50:50They tried to burn me alive
00:50:52I was a watchmaker
00:50:53And go now
00:50:54How I earn a living
00:50:55And why haven't you reported them?
00:50:57To the police, Mariano?
00:50:58Because I'm afraid
00:50:59Very scared
00:51:00We remind you that we are open
00:51:02A bank account
00:51:03For those who want
00:51:04Help Mariano
00:51:05Make your contributions
00:51:06Your donations
00:51:07One euro
00:51:08Two
00:51:09Whatever each one can humbly do
00:51:11But Mariano
00:51:11What conflict?
00:51:12He's got a nerve.
00:51:12He steps on it.
00:51:13What conflict?
00:51:14What conflict?
00:51:14What conflict?
00:51:15What conflict?
00:51:15What conflict?
00:51:16What conflict?
00:51:17I lived with my son
00:51:19What is the goalkeeper?
00:51:20In a garbage room
00:51:21Rehabilitated
00:51:22But when he
00:51:23He went to live
00:51:23With his girlfriend
00:51:24The threats began
00:51:26Have they set it on fire?
00:51:27To add
00:51:28From a garbage room?
00:51:29That's how it is
00:51:30I didn't have time
00:51:32Not even to take the photo
00:51:33From my wife
00:51:34Who has died
00:51:34Two years ago
00:51:35Oh
00:51:35That Mom is dead
00:51:37But I did speak to her yesterday.
00:51:38You'll see how I am.
00:51:39Mariano
00:51:39They tell me we have a call
00:51:41This is the president
00:51:42From the community
00:51:44Mr. Juan Cuesta
00:51:45Good afternoon
00:51:46Good afternoon
00:51:47First, Agustín
00:51:48Congratulations on your program
00:51:49I wanted to say that I am dismayed
00:51:51Because of the slander
00:51:52That gentleman
00:51:52It is pouring on a community
00:51:54Honored
00:51:55Peaceful and decent
00:51:56But isn't it true that you
00:51:57He tried to evict her from his home
00:51:58Mariano?
00:51:59Well, yes
00:51:59Correct
00:52:00But
00:52:00And is he also responsible?
00:52:02From the fire
00:52:02That almost ended
00:52:03With Mariano's life?
00:52:04Okay, let's see.
00:52:05If we provoke
00:52:06A fire
00:52:07But with the sole objective
00:52:08To evict
00:52:09Anesino!
00:52:11Just a moment, please.
00:52:13If you'll let me explain
00:52:14Juan, who is a trap
00:52:17From TV
00:52:17Words are unnecessary.
00:52:19Words are unnecessary.
00:52:20Mariano
00:52:21So right now
00:52:22You
00:52:22It's on the street
00:52:24Yes sir
00:52:25And your son
00:52:26It has not been offered
00:52:26To lend a hand
00:52:27How can I help you?
00:52:28She turned her back on me
00:52:29I'm going home to beg him
00:52:31And my daughter-in-law
00:52:31He pushed me out
00:52:34Don't worry
00:52:35Calm down, Mariano
00:52:36Please
00:52:37A shoe
00:52:38Let them bring me to tears.
00:52:40Thanks, beautiful
00:52:41Oh well
00:52:41What a load of lies
00:52:42What is this man saying?
00:52:43No, no, no
00:52:44The pushing
00:52:45It's true
00:52:48They tell me
00:52:49That at this moment
00:52:50There is a genuine
00:52:51Avalanche of calls
00:52:52And we have overcome
00:52:54Already the amount
00:52:54From 12,000 euros
00:52:56What do you think, Mariano?
00:52:58Thank you so much
00:52:59I'm speechless.
00:53:00But for me
00:53:01The important thing
00:53:02It's not about the money.
00:53:03For me
00:53:04The important thing
00:53:04It's about getting my house back.
00:53:06This is outrageous
00:53:07And he says he wants to come back?
00:53:08Please
00:53:09Well
00:53:09I'd like to leave the plate
00:53:11I'm feeling dizzy.
00:53:11Yes of course
00:53:12Of course
00:53:14Careful
00:53:15Careful
00:53:15Thank you
00:53:16Thank you
00:53:19The story
00:53:21From a man
00:53:22That he is suffering
00:53:23Tomorrow
00:53:25It could be you
00:53:27And on top of that
00:53:28From the millionaire
00:53:29Don't turn it off
00:53:30That he has not pointed out
00:53:31The account number
00:53:32Vicenta
00:53:32He's pulling our leg
00:53:33To everyone
00:53:34Well, it's given me
00:53:35I'm so sorry
00:53:35Well
00:53:36Now my father
00:53:36He has money
00:53:37Let him pay the rent
00:53:38From the goal
00:53:38And that's it.
00:53:39Which rental?
00:53:40Let them give us that money
00:53:41He has to pay
00:53:42All damages
00:53:44Bring back Juan
00:53:45Let it come back
00:53:45We'll be waiting for you.
00:53:54Alice
00:53:55Alicia, what are you doing?
00:54:03You're lost
00:54:03I'm better at this
00:54:04About what I thought
00:54:05But are you still jealous?
00:54:07We're going out again tonight
00:54:08Let's see who wins.
00:54:09No, leave it now.
00:54:09Don't be a child
00:54:10Also, I didn't hook up with Carlos yesterday.
00:54:11What do you mean, no?
00:54:12I heard you
00:54:13No, we were pretending
00:54:15Today, like Roberto,
00:54:16He was riding it up there
00:54:17With another aunt
00:54:17And it made me feel terrible.
00:54:19Calm down, Alicia
00:54:20That no one is going to take away from you
00:54:21The title of she-wolf
00:54:22From the building
00:54:23It's happening again.
00:54:24The goalkeeper
00:54:26But you didn't have to go and give yourself tickets.
00:54:27Well, they haven't fired me.
00:54:28What's happening?
00:54:29Anyway, I still remember Roberto
00:54:32And call me old-fashioned if you want.
00:54:33But the best solution
00:54:34It's not about compulsively dating guys
00:54:37Forgive me, Vale
00:54:38You're right
00:54:39Maybe you need to take your time
00:54:42You're not an old-fashioned one
00:54:43Maybe you're still in love
00:54:46Fuck
00:54:47You were never so understanding with me
00:54:49Will you shut up already, you gossipy old busybody?
00:54:51No
00:54:51So now you're going to pretend to be a sensitive friend?
00:54:54But do you want to make the baby food all at once?
00:54:56Heavier than there are
00:54:59Hey
00:55:00Another virtual sex session?
00:55:03Yeah
00:55:04Don't tell me
00:55:06Look how long it took them to back down, huh?
00:55:08I am a born opinion leader.
00:55:10Okay, thanks for calling.
00:55:11See you later
00:55:12My goodness, Mauri
00:55:13Have you gone way too far?
00:55:14Yes, well, my end to prose has taken effect
00:55:15The city council is receiving a flood of complaints exactly like mine.
00:55:19And he has just announced that he is temporarily suspending the blue zone.
00:55:21I have freed the center of this city from the tyranny of parking meters.
00:55:24But it seems incredible to me, doesn't it?
00:55:25Does it matter if they give him an article?
00:55:26They've been terrified, you see.
00:55:28You'll see, they'll soon call me to give me the keys to the city.
00:55:31Look, here comes the mayor
00:55:33Hey, have you spoken to Hector?
00:55:34What did he tell you about me?
00:55:35Nothing, just that you were in treatment
00:55:37Ah
00:55:40Poor Emilio, what's wrong?
00:55:41No, nothing, I just came to thank you for your article
00:55:43Nothing
00:55:44Belén has been fired
00:55:45Well, to Belén and 70 other air traffic controllers who have also been left jobless thanks to your pen
00:55:49To the writing
00:55:50But I thought they would have them do something else.
00:55:52Well, there's plenty of work to be done in a town hall.
00:55:54Mauri, they are blue zone controllers
00:55:55If there's no blue zone, what kind of checks are they going to do?
00:55:58Some crony is out there counting crosswalks.
00:56:00But there weren't enough places for everyone.
00:56:02Well, that job was awful.
00:56:03Belén has a talent for doing much more interesting things.
00:56:06Yes, but people have to earn a living, Mauri
00:56:08And now Belén is out on the street because you couldn't park your new car
00:56:12Emilio, the...
00:56:16You really should think things through a little before taking the plunge.
00:56:19Look, forget it, Bea, it's impossible for me to feel any more guilty than I do right now.
00:56:23Poor things, how will they manage to live now, just off Emilio's apartment?
00:56:26Okay, you've done it, now I'm worse off
00:56:28Thank you
00:56:29What we need to do is also call the TV stations
00:56:32And let them make a program for us so we can explain ourselves.
00:56:34Who knows?
00:56:35Maybe you'll end up submitting a weekly report
00:56:37The camera loves you, Juan
00:56:39Remember the baptism of the spirit
00:56:41Hello
00:56:43Juan, can we talk for a moment?
00:56:45Yes, yes, of course.
00:56:46I then add
00:56:47Okay, okay
00:56:48Juan, you don't need to keep pretending.
00:56:50I know how you feel, you understand
00:56:53Please, please, don't tell me that this lady is the one you like.
00:56:57Oh? But have you already told him about me? What did you tell him?
00:56:59No, no, let's see, this is a regrettable mistake, I don't know what you're talking about
00:57:02Our relationship is strictly neighborly.
00:57:04Your brother hasn't said anything to you out of respect for Paloma, but I've noticed it.
00:57:08No, Vicenta, I haven't done anything that might lead him to think there's any sexual interest in me.
00:57:12I apologize to him.
00:57:14Do you look at my calves during meetings?
00:57:16Are you looking at her calves?
00:57:17Man, why is she sitting in front? I'm looking at her all over.
00:57:20The chest too?
00:57:21No, no, no, I don't focus on any specific point; I have a global view of those present, like
00:57:26at school
00:57:26Juan, if you want to rebuild your life and leave me out of it, just tell me and I'll go.
00:57:31I was perfectly fine on my own and I've made many sacrifices to come here and help you.
00:57:35Oh, God
00:57:36Your sister is very possessive, isn't she? I'm going to have to win her over.
00:57:39No, no, no, he has nothing to gain, because I don't know where he got the idea that I...
00:57:43I am attracted to you
00:57:44A friend of yours told me.
00:57:45A friend? What friend?
00:57:46I can't tell you because Andrés will kill me.
00:57:48Andrew?
00:57:49Oh, you're so clever, that's what makes you truly attractive
00:57:53You're a bastard, as if I didn't have enough problems already.
00:57:56The last thing I needed was for you to throw me into Vicenta's arms.
00:57:58I owed you one, you sold me out to the police
00:58:01And that's it, that was a chain of misfortunes.
00:58:03What you can't do is play with the feelings of a poor woman who has been waiting for 50 years.
00:58:07to her prince charming
00:58:08Damn, he thinks it's me.
00:58:09Well, it's your turn, buddy. If she loves you, tough luck.
00:58:11Please don't fight over me, there's no need to come to blows.
00:58:15He's gotten jealous, because I've already told him you're all his, that I'm giving up.
00:58:19No, because that can't be the case.
00:58:20I still miss Paloma
00:58:23And you love her and you're going to suffer
00:58:25I caught him crying a moment ago
00:58:26It's true, your eyes are red, you've been crying.
00:58:29But why would I cry?
00:58:31Amoco atendido, hombre, que te he visto yo
00:58:33Let me speak
00:58:35I've been thinking about this situation too.
00:58:37And the best thing is that you choose one of the two
00:58:40I've decided that the person I'm going to give my heart to is Andrés.
00:58:44Of course
00:58:45And I'm very happy for you.
00:58:47May you be very happy.
00:58:51Vicenta
00:58:51Don't say anything
00:58:55When are you going to talk to your wife?
00:58:57When sooner?
00:58:59But how could I want you to leave, Nieves?
00:59:01If I don't feel anything for Vicenta
00:59:03That lady lives on her own planet.
00:59:04It has lost contact with the mothership.
00:59:06I think it's that dye you put on.
00:59:09That penetrates it through the root
00:59:10And it causes brain damage
00:59:11Those dyes
00:59:13So, who attracts you, Juan?
00:59:15Nobody, nobody
00:59:17Doña Nieves
00:59:23This isn't working, huh?
00:59:24Or what we love all to equalize
00:59:25Or we paint the patio
00:59:26But what I'm doing is pointless.
00:59:28You're a bit lazy, aren't you?
00:59:30The doorman of my building, Agustín
00:59:32Twice your age
00:59:34He worked ten times more
00:59:35And he got paid the same
00:59:37And there were eighty of us neighbors!
00:59:38Yes, yes, you idiot
00:59:39They are everywhere
00:59:41My son
00:59:42Come to the door for a moment
00:59:44But, Dad, what are you doing here?
00:59:45That you have been declared a very welcome person
00:59:46Juan, Juan
00:59:47The famous one is already down there.
00:59:50And what are you wearing?
00:59:51How much have you stuck your ass out of the TV?
00:59:52Come to the street
00:59:53I want to show you something.
00:59:54Come on, go ahead, throw it
00:59:57What do you think?
00:59:59Four-wheel drive
01:00:00Browser
01:00:00Ify
01:00:01Full
01:00:01Team
01:00:02Fourteen, Eva
01:00:03Go on, then start the engine quickly and leave.
01:00:04Let the neighbors see it.
01:00:07We wanted to talk to you.
01:00:08Yeah
01:00:08How's it going, brother?
01:00:09Look what's been bought
01:00:11And he brings it to us here
01:00:11To rub it in our faces
01:00:13Look, Mariano
01:00:13After the string of lies
01:00:15What he has said against this community
01:00:16And more specifically
01:00:17Against me
01:00:18Let him know that we're going to take him
01:00:20To the courts
01:00:20No, Mariano
01:00:21No, I'll take you, I have a car.
01:00:22Oh, and on top of that, it's a joke.
01:00:24That money they gave you on TV
01:00:26It belongs to everyone.
01:00:27But Dad
01:00:28Wouldn't it be better if you returned that car?
01:00:30And use the money to pay
01:00:31Renting the goalkeeper's office?
01:00:32Yeah
01:00:32That's the shit I'm going to base it on.
01:00:34And what are you going to experience?
01:00:35In the trunk?
01:00:36In goal
01:00:37But I don't intend to pay.
01:00:38Wow, this is amazing!
01:00:40But what is he saying?
01:00:41What do you plan to do living in the goal?
01:00:43And with a cap?
01:00:44That's the idea
01:00:45But he'll explain it better to you
01:00:46My lawyer
01:00:49Good afternoon
01:00:51I am Mr. Delgado's lawyer.
01:00:53My client wishes to inform you
01:00:55That in case he is not allowed
01:00:57Live for free
01:00:59And indefinite
01:01:00At the community gate
01:01:02He plans to take legal action
01:01:03Your property
01:01:04Based on the demonstrable fact
01:01:06That his son carries
01:01:07More than seven years
01:01:08Residing in it
01:01:09Furthermore, we are willing
01:01:11To appeal to as many instances as possible
01:01:12They are necessary
01:01:14Including European courts
01:01:16Extending this
01:01:17For as many years as it takes.
01:01:18In the end
01:01:19They face off
01:01:20To a legal dispute
01:01:22Potentially very expensive
01:01:23That my client
01:01:24It can be allowed
01:01:24But what can it lead to?
01:01:26To this community
01:01:27To ruin
01:01:28It's worth it for them
01:01:29Lose your money
01:01:30And their health
01:01:31For a quarter of garbage
01:01:32Dad
01:01:33Did the lawyer come standard?
01:01:34Or is it a letter you added?
01:01:36But what did you want?
01:01:37What are we going to tolerate?
01:01:37Let a lawyer come
01:01:39Are you threatening our community?
01:01:40Get out of here, man!
01:01:41Fine, whatever you want.
01:01:43But I remind you
01:01:44That my client
01:01:45Right now
01:01:45It's a media phenomenon
01:01:47Public opinion
01:01:48He supports her
01:01:49And I'm going to use it
01:01:50What do you think?
01:01:51What about people?
01:01:52Did you believe Mariano?
01:01:53What about the public?
01:01:53It has been believed
01:01:54All those lies
01:01:55Just because she was on TV?
01:01:56Oh my God!
01:01:57Don't be naive
01:02:00Murderers!
01:02:01Murderers!
01:02:03Murderers!
01:02:04Murderers!
01:02:06Murderers!
01:02:07Are you hearing things?
01:02:07Are you calling me?
01:02:08Calm down, Juan
01:02:09Don't worry
01:02:09I am a good person
01:02:10I think that if they knew me
01:02:11They wouldn't dare say
01:02:13No, if they want to meet you
01:02:14But if I were you, this week
01:02:15I did my shopping online
01:02:16It's not that big of a deal, is it?
01:02:18They're the same four hotheads as always.
01:02:20In the TV demonstrations
01:02:22It's always the same ones who come out.
01:02:23I'm going out to talk to them
01:02:24I always face the music.
01:02:25That
01:02:26That's the attitude of the Cuestas, Juan
01:02:28Go out there and win over the crowd.
01:02:32Murderers!
01:02:33Murderers!
01:02:35Murderers!
01:02:36Friends, I'm Juan Cuesta
01:02:38President of the community
01:02:39Come
01:02:40Please wait a moment
01:02:42Let me speak
01:02:43I've come to propose to you
01:02:44An in-depth dialogue
01:02:45On the subject
01:02:46So that we can
01:02:47Please
01:02:48But a good one!
01:02:50Let's jump!
01:02:51Snow!
01:02:52Open up, Nieves!
01:02:53Open!
01:02:55That?
01:02:56Regular
01:02:57You can't talk
01:02:58Talking about failure
01:02:59But I haven't seen them willing.
01:03:00For dialogue
01:03:00Ah!
01:03:01Look what's circulating
01:03:02Online
01:03:02It's great!
01:03:04Osama Juan Laden
01:03:04Well, I don't find it funny at all.
01:03:06Damn, well, it did for me.
01:03:07You'll see tomorrow.
01:03:08What a joker in class
01:03:09Don't even think about it
01:03:10Take that photo to school
01:03:10Hey?
01:03:11Because I needed another nickname
01:03:13Go away, Mr. Cuesta!
01:03:16Go away!
01:03:17You've really outdone yourself, mate.
01:03:19They've given us a hard time
01:03:20And me the most
01:03:22Clear
01:03:22You're an easier target.
01:03:24Look, we told you
01:03:25I wish you had taken care of yourself
01:03:26With the lawyer
01:03:27What did they tell me?
01:03:28If we all agreed
01:03:29In the charo to Mariano
01:03:30Juan, three words
01:03:31Image laundering
01:03:33I'm going to call the TV station
01:03:36Hello
01:03:37I'd like to talk to you.
01:03:38Do you have a moment?
01:03:39Yeah
01:03:40What we unemployed people have
01:03:41Many moments
01:03:42Yes, that's the central theme
01:03:44From my deserter
01:03:45Man, Mauri
01:03:46How's the new car?
01:03:46Good, right?
01:03:47You haven't fallen yet
01:03:47Through a ravine
01:03:49Bethlehem, look
01:03:49I wanted to apologize.
01:03:51By...
01:03:51Well, because of the little problem
01:03:53This is from your work
01:03:53No, if I go back to the employment office
01:03:55It's always nice
01:03:55Are you really angry?
01:03:58Mauri
01:03:58In the article
01:03:59You compared me to the Nazis
01:04:01He was a literary figure
01:04:02Nativity scene
01:04:02Don't take it
01:04:02As a personal matter
01:04:09When the Hitlerian controller
01:04:11He was lunging at them with the fine.
01:04:12About the windshield wiper
01:04:13From the victim
01:04:14Her eyes shone
01:04:15Resentment
01:04:16And the sadistic satisfaction
01:04:18Enjoy!
01:04:19Exercising his despotic power
01:04:20Having had my fines removed
01:04:21Admit that you touched me
01:04:22A lot of noses
01:04:23That I was doing my job
01:04:24Okay, fine, okay, fine
01:04:25I didn't come up here to argue.
01:04:26Wait, maybe he's coming to eat
01:04:29Look, Bethlehem
01:04:30I called my newspaper
01:04:31And they told me
01:04:31There's a vacancy in the newsroom
01:04:33If you want to work there
01:04:35Oh really?
01:04:36Yeah
01:04:36With the teletype machines?
01:04:38Yes, well, I would start from the bottom.
01:04:39It's many hours.
01:04:39And the salary isn't mine anymore
01:04:41I don't mind
01:04:42When do I start?
01:04:43Well, if you want, today
01:04:44And you'll see
01:04:45Since you're not going to get paid anymore
01:04:46Until the end of the month
01:04:47I would like
01:04:48That you would get a little help
01:04:50To compensate you
01:04:50No
01:04:51Yes, woman, take it
01:04:52No, man, no
01:04:53How am I going to take your money, Mauri?
01:04:54It's only 500 euros
01:04:55So you can get by.
01:04:56That I can't
01:04:57Take it, damn it
01:04:58That it has hurt you a lot
01:04:58No, Emilio
01:04:59It's just that it's really bad
01:05:00Forgive her
01:05:01Because unemployment is depressing.
01:05:02To the person
01:05:02Of course
01:05:03Okay, you'll tell me about it.
01:05:04How was your first day?
01:05:06Oh, ask for Conchi.
01:05:08Human Resources
01:05:09Okay
01:05:10Hey, Mauri
01:05:11Please forgive the electric shock
01:05:13That I gave you
01:05:13No, it doesn't matter.
01:05:14He had a muscle strain in his shoulder.
01:05:15And it's gone.
01:05:16Sure, if footballers use that
01:05:17Ronaldo is being pursued
01:05:18All the time
01:05:18So that it runs
01:05:20Oh, journalist
01:05:22Emilio, journalist
01:05:24I'm not going to end
01:05:25Presenting the news
01:05:26Wait, little pipe
01:05:26I'll be right back, okay?
01:05:28But let's celebrate!
01:05:29Where are you going?
01:05:30Time to change Mauri's tire
01:05:31I pricked it
01:05:36In summary
01:05:36You're like his personal little whore
01:05:39It's disgusting
01:05:40Isabel, please
01:05:41Vicenta's thing with me
01:05:43It's a Platonic thing
01:05:44If he's 20 years older than me
01:05:45Clear
01:05:45You're like a toy boy
01:05:47Of those
01:05:48Like the one Madonna has
01:05:49The thing is, in this case
01:05:50Madonna is 70 years old
01:05:51And what do you want me to do?
01:05:52If I'm rude to this lady
01:05:53And withdraw the bail
01:05:54I'm going back to jail
01:05:55You should have asked him for the money
01:05:57To the Russian mafia
01:05:57After all
01:05:58They just break your legs
01:06:00Besides, it's not that big of a deal.
01:06:02I just have to take her for a walk
01:06:03From time to time
01:06:04Give him a little conversation
01:06:06Bringing it to the movies
01:06:07It's like being a volunteer.
01:06:09In an NGO
01:06:10It's a social service
01:06:11Yes, like someone who has a little dog
01:06:13But in this case
01:06:13You save on vaccines
01:06:15More or less
01:06:15Andrew
01:06:16Do me a favor
01:06:17Don't be naive
01:06:18We're going to have this here, ma'am.
01:06:19Even in soup
01:06:20Well, if you don't like this solution, fine.
01:06:21There's another, much easier one.
01:06:23Which?
01:06:23You pay my bail.
01:06:25I'm thinking that too
01:06:26You can take her to the theater
01:06:27There are many discounts
01:06:28For older people
01:06:29Come on, let's look at the listings
01:06:32Isabel, do you love me?
01:06:33I?
01:06:34Just like the first day
01:06:35Tell me the truth
01:06:37There is another man
01:06:41And how can there be another man?
01:06:44Would you like a hibiscus infusion?
01:06:46And I'm going to see if I take it.
01:07:01How dirty
01:07:02I have the crystals
01:07:17Man, the gypsy beds
01:07:19Hello
01:07:19I see you've already found out
01:07:21About my ridiculousness last night
01:07:22Yeah
01:07:22It's the most pathetic thing.
01:07:24What I've heard in my life
01:07:26I
01:07:27I also pretended with Carlos
01:07:29We did nothing.
01:07:29Oh, no?
01:07:31And what about that Hugo guy?
01:07:33Neither
01:07:34It was Alice
01:07:35What did he tell me?
01:07:35That I should start going out
01:07:36Compulsively with you
01:07:37And well
01:07:38It doesn't matter
01:07:39A disaster
01:07:40Well, it pissed me off to see you with someone else, you know?
01:07:42Already
01:07:42And I like yours too.
01:07:43But come on
01:07:44I don't want to get back together with you.
01:07:45No, no, no, no
01:07:46Neither me, nor me
01:07:47But come on
01:07:47Are we going to be neighbors?
01:07:48Roberto
01:07:48We can't be at odds
01:07:49Constant
01:07:50That's not how we're going to work
01:07:51Nowhere
01:07:51You're right
01:07:52Everyone has to live their own life.
01:07:53And leave the other person alone
01:07:57Friends
01:08:00Friends
01:08:00Okay
01:08:02See you later
01:08:03Come on
01:08:06Oh, come on!
01:08:07There he was, moaning with that other loser
01:08:08That's intense.
01:08:09Oh well
01:08:10At least mine was real
01:08:11Don't start, okay?
01:08:12Don't start
01:08:13But you've already been.
01:08:16Hey, excuse me, Conchi
01:08:18Thank you
01:08:23Hello
01:08:24Hello
01:08:24I am Belén López Vázquez
01:08:26It's my first day
01:08:27Ah, you're Mauri's friend, right?
01:08:28Yeah
01:08:28Well then, welcome to the newsroom
01:08:31Well
01:08:32And which table is mine?
01:08:35Your table?
01:08:37Well, all of them, darling.
01:08:38Go on, go to the little armadillo over there in the back.
01:08:40And you try on your uniform
01:08:41Oh, I have a uniform?
01:08:43What's happening?
01:08:44Am I going to Iraq as a special correspondent?
01:08:47Mauri
01:08:47With the idea of starting from the bottom
01:08:49You meant the floor, right?
01:08:50Then I'll get into the bathrooms
01:08:51What are you saying?
01:08:52They've put me in
01:08:54From cleaning lady
01:08:55I thought you were going to start as an intern.
01:08:57Let's see
01:08:58Can you move aside for a bit, sweetheart?
01:09:00Well
01:09:00The important thing is that you're in.
01:09:01Now then
01:09:01It's a matter of gradually increasing.
01:09:03But you're quite vengeful, aren't you?
01:09:05I swear I didn't know anything
01:09:06So you should know that the three fines
01:09:07You're going to pay for them
01:09:11How are you, Belén?
01:09:12Delighted, aren't you?
01:09:12Yeah
01:09:13He called me to thank me
01:09:15Okay, you go back in.
01:09:17Hey, can't you see I'm cleaning?
01:09:19Damn, that's disrespectful.
01:09:21I am pleased to deliver
01:09:22From the gate keys
01:09:23To our dear neighbor Mariano
01:09:25What is he going to explain to them?
01:09:25That terrible misunderstanding
01:09:27Since you won't let me
01:09:28The price already told me what happened
01:09:30It was an accident
01:09:31They were having a barbecue
01:09:32In the courtyard
01:09:33And it got out of hand
01:09:34With this gesture
01:09:35We've got you back among us.
01:09:37With open arms
01:09:38Give me a hug, damn it
01:09:42Don't be so happy
01:09:43This isn't going to end like this.
01:09:44Don't suffer
01:09:45We're neighbors
01:09:46We'll see.
01:09:48And we have a surprise for you
01:09:50If you haven't put me
01:09:52No jacuzzi or anything
01:09:53Where's the surprise?
01:09:55In the courtyard
01:09:55It's in the yard
01:09:57Did you buy it?
01:09:58Now you see it
01:10:07Open the door
01:10:08A little bit of please
01:10:11I'm not resentful.
01:10:11He is my father
01:10:12Emilio, open the door
01:10:14What if it bites me?
01:10:16Alinelli, still
01:10:17Stay put, I have some cookies here
01:10:18Or if you prefer
01:10:19A shoe with an air chamber
01:10:21Whatever you want
01:10:23Here, take it!
01:10:24But hold on, okay?
01:10:25Hm, hm!
01:10:26Ha ha ha
01:10:26Ké, ké, ké
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