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00:00:30Dad, write the cheat sheets in capital letters, because I'm going to the exam tomorrow and I won't understand them.
00:00:34Excuse me, but this isn't a cheat sheet, it's a work of art.
00:00:37Ah, yes. And what does it say here?
00:00:40Here? What do I know, damn it, you have to understand, it's you.
00:00:45Learn from the master, lads. Look where I've put the Reconquista.
00:00:48800 years in 4 square centimeters.
00:00:51Of course, you see?
00:00:52This looks like a barbecue. Everyone's making chops, huh?
00:00:56You make me laugh so much, you could help a little, couldn't you?
00:00:58But don't be so old-fashioned. Radiofrequency is what's in vogue for copying these days, Emilio.
00:01:02A receiver and a transmitter. One outside blowing and one inside approving.
00:01:06Damn, I was told before that the stud is manipulating our eyes here.
00:01:09Don't be so dramatic, I've never seen anything like it in my life.
00:01:11Sure, because the device costs half a kilo, doesn't that piss you off?
00:01:13But I can get you one. A colleague of mine rents them for 100 euros.
00:01:16100 euros? And this actually works?
00:01:18Dude, this guy's 30 and he's getting his fifth degree. You know what I mean.
00:01:22Emilio, what do we do? Do we continue writing the Pin and Pon encyclopedia or not?
00:01:25I don't know, I'm really under attack.
00:01:28Tomorrow I'm going to fail the exam and on top of that I'm not going to make it to the wedding.
00:01:30But how am I supposed to be at university at 10 and at church at 12? When will I
00:01:33change?
00:01:34Why are you changing? Are you going to the exam straight in your morning suit?
00:01:37Yes, so as not to draw attention. Formal attire? With an earpiece in the ear, James Bond style?
00:01:42If you fail, you fail. But do it gracefully, like a gentleman.
00:01:44What a mess, what a mess. Tomorrow when they ask me if I want a wife, I'm going to answer, "What does she do?"
00:01:50Emilio, you need to give us the address of the church and the banquet.
00:01:53Yes, because there must have been some problem with the post office. You're getting married tomorrow and we still haven't received the invitation.
00:01:58Of course, if I haven't invited them.
00:02:00What was I saying? This guy's ungrateful. We've always treated you so well.
00:02:04Me?
00:02:05I think it's terrible, Emilio. If I were to get married, I'd invite all the neighbors. It would be a huge party.
00:02:10And I am a great miracle.
00:02:11But it's a very small church and my whole family comes.
00:02:13We've thought about putting a giant screen at the door for Michael Jackson.
00:02:16Just so you know, our Aunt Benita has died and we've postponed the funeral because we're going to your wedding.
00:02:21And they have her there in person because of you.
00:02:23Well, you can tell the poor thing now. Because there's no room for you all. There's no room at all.
00:02:27Pussy.
00:02:29What a fright! Has Aunt Benita died?
00:02:31How can she die if we don't have an Aunt Benita?
00:02:34That's why I was surprised.
00:02:36We're not going to miss a wedding that's happening here in 20 years.
00:02:40Not a chance. We're definitely going to this wedding.
00:02:43And what about the banquet?
00:02:44We're screwed.
00:02:46No one can live here. Not here, not here.
00:02:51Every day is like this. I couldn't have imagined it when I came here.
00:02:55I was just looking for something bad.
00:02:57I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.
00:03:00No one can live here. Not here, not here.
00:03:04No one can live here. Not here, not here.
00:03:08If the house collapses on me, I can't find the doorman.
00:03:13My neighbors are watching and listening to me. I can't stand being here anymore.
00:03:18He's going to bring in a cocktail shaker.
00:03:22She's going to put a cup in.
00:03:24Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:03:29This staircase
00:03:32No one lives here, here, here.
00:03:34Not here, not here
00:03:36No one lives here, here, here.
00:03:39Not here, not here
00:03:41No one can live here, here, here.
00:03:43Not here, not here
00:03:45No one lives here, here, here.
00:03:52But why is it taking so long?
00:03:54That means you're not pregnant.
00:03:55The fourth attempt has failed, and they don't dare tell us.
00:03:57I'm telling you, they do it on purpose to squeeze more money out of us.
00:03:59This doctor isn't aiming the syringe.
00:04:01Mauri, will you please shut up already, you're making me even more nervous?
00:04:03We need to be positive.
00:04:04Light a candle for Santa Placenta because we're out of attempts.
00:04:08I'm with you now.
00:04:11Sorry for the delay
00:04:12What's wrong, doctor? Bad news
00:04:14Yes, very bad.
00:04:15They broke my car window and stole my radio
00:04:18That parking lot is supposed to be monitored, damn it.
00:04:19What does the security guard do?
00:04:21No, no, no, if we're referring to insemination
00:04:23Is that it? Yes, congratulations, this is pregnant
00:04:26Well, say it, damn it, we're exhausted here
00:04:27Oh, Mauri, we're going to be parents!
00:04:29Yes, listen, but is it a boy or a girl?
00:04:31Well, considering that the embryo at this moment
00:04:34It's not even close to being a centimeter big
00:04:37You'll understand that it's quite difficult to know what sex it has
00:04:39Well, what's the point of having so many microscopes?
00:04:41Hey, we've left some money here
00:04:43Come on, let's celebrate!
00:04:44No, no, I'm staying, thank you
00:04:45But how will we know what clothes to buy her?
00:04:48There's plenty of time, relax, don't stress, okay?
00:04:50Well, the unisex look is very popular now, isn't it?
00:04:52Mauri, we did it!
00:04:53Oh, but don't make any sudden movements.
00:04:55This costs a fortune.
00:04:58Yes, the complete team
00:05:00Transmitter, receiver and microphone
00:05:04How much will you charge me for it?
00:05:06120 euros?
00:05:08Javi, dude, get involved, it's only for one day
00:05:10I think it's awful that you're helping Emilio cheat on the exam.
00:05:12Wait a moment, I have Jiminy Cricket here next to me telling me something
00:05:15What's wrong, you never cheated in college?
00:05:17Me? Never, kid.
00:05:19University is for learning
00:05:20Oh, you know so little about life, Lucia.
00:05:23Hey, Javi
00:05:24Okay, fine, 120
00:05:25Damn, in the end the call is going to cost me more than the discount I'm going to get from you.
00:05:29Okay, fine, I'll come by now.
00:05:33Man, the student of the year
00:05:35Aren't you ashamed to rent a transmitter to cheat on the exam?
00:05:38No, but only this once.
00:05:39As soon as I start university, I'm buying one for myself.
00:05:41This is multimedia, it's what's in now
00:05:43See? This kid is going to amount to something in life
00:05:44Yes, another ignorant person with a degree.
00:05:46Hey, hey, hey
00:05:47I came to give you the wedding invitation
00:05:50But don't say anything because Paco, Josemi, Alicia, and Belén are invited from here.
00:05:53But Bethlehem cannot come
00:05:54I could have almost spared myself Alicia
00:05:56Man, thank you very much.
00:05:57No, no, no, no
00:05:58But it's better if you come.
00:05:59Since we've already paid the photographer
00:06:00At least someone should look good
00:06:02You have to see my family!
00:06:03I am an exception.
00:06:04I'm the Brad Pitt of skinny people
00:06:06But are you really not going to invite any of the neighbors?
00:06:08What the hell?
00:06:09He's been cursing me out all year and now I'm going to have to feed him.
00:06:11No, no, no
00:06:12So keep this safe.
00:06:13And keep your mouth shut, okay?
00:06:14Otherwise, you'll mess things up for me.
00:06:16Hey, what are you going to wear?
00:06:17Well, I don't know, because this has taken me by surprise.
00:06:21Let's go shopping
00:06:24See you later, love
00:06:26See you later
00:06:27Goodbye, Roberto
00:06:29What a kid
00:06:30How are you handling it?
00:06:31Are you nervous?
00:06:33Shit
00:06:38Dad, I don't understand you
00:06:39You get your holidays at school
00:06:41And then you start fixing electrical outlets
00:06:42DIY projects relax me.
00:06:44I disconnect
00:06:45José Miguel
00:06:46Have you turned off the light?
00:06:47Yes, everything is ready.
00:06:48Okay
00:06:50Fuck!
00:06:51But didn't you remove it?
00:06:53Well, no, it's not going to happen.
00:06:54Come on, the general, come down
00:06:55The one who is apart
00:06:56And what do I know?
00:06:56Explain yourself, man.
00:06:58Juan
00:06:58I'm going to the gym
00:07:00Okay
00:07:01Where?
00:07:01And then you say I waste money going out at night.
00:07:04Mom, those shoes are mine
00:07:05It's just that I don't have
00:07:06I'm going to buy some
00:07:07I'm not going to wear heels
00:07:08That's something only gossipy old women do.
00:07:09But have you joined a gym?
00:07:10Yes, and among this month's new members
00:07:13They're raffling off a liposuction
00:07:14They do it for you right there.
00:07:15You'll see how I get touched.
00:07:16What am I going to wear to the beach?
00:07:18Paloma, what has this month brought you?
00:07:19Between the creams, the new clothes, and this
00:07:21We are moving further away from the goal of a zero deficit.
00:07:23Yes, I know, Juan
00:07:24But I control myself
00:07:25Mom, you don't need gymnastics anymore
00:07:27You need rehabilitation
00:07:28You're just jealous of me.
00:07:29I'm happy now.
00:07:30And I want to feel good about my body
00:07:31They won't know this summer
00:07:33Who is the mother?
00:07:33And who is the daughter?
00:07:34Well no
00:07:35Why don't we go together?
00:07:36Okay, I'm leaving.
00:07:37I'm late to African dance classes
00:07:43Paloma, but where is that gym?
00:07:45If you'd like, can we go together?
00:07:47No, no, Juan, no
00:07:48That you now in summer
00:07:49You're very busy with the house
00:07:50Go for it with the Black & Decker
00:07:51You'll get ripped too.
00:07:53I'll be back later, okay?
00:07:54But then what time?
00:07:55Are you coming for dinner?
00:07:58What's Paloma doing in a tracksuit?
00:08:00Are you alright?
00:08:01I don't know what's wrong with him.
00:08:02Lately she's been obsessed with taking care of herself
00:08:04She has joined a gym
00:08:06Oh, well, when a woman starts taking care of herself for no apparent reason
00:08:09There's a reason.
00:08:10Although it may not be apparent
00:08:11But it's a reason
00:08:12After all
00:08:13In summary
00:08:14He's putting them on you
00:08:15Don't talk nonsense, Isabel
00:08:17For God's sake
00:08:17That's like if I believed
00:08:19That you go to yoga
00:08:20You're cheating on me with someone else
00:08:22Yes, it's really silly.
00:08:24Sometimes I speak without thinking things through.
00:08:26Come on, Juanito
00:08:27Don't get overwhelmed
00:08:28That Paloma idolizes you
00:08:29I'm going to work a little harder
00:08:33Just listen to me
00:08:34Why don't you hire a detective?
00:08:36And that clears up your doubts?
00:08:37How am I going to do that?
00:08:38If you admit that I don't trust my wife
00:08:39It would undermine the most important bond
00:08:41On which it is based
00:08:42They are very expensive
00:08:43No no
00:08:44Plus, now they're giving you the photos for free.
00:08:46Two free upgrades
00:08:47A yoga friend
00:08:48That's how she discovered her husband
00:08:50Pure
00:08:51That's perfectly normal
00:08:52Everyone does it
00:08:52To cheat?
00:08:54No, hire a detective.
00:08:55You leave me alone
00:08:56That I am the vice president
00:08:58Do you have a picture of Paloma?
00:09:00Yeah
00:09:01I took this picture when we got the car for the first time.
00:09:03We went on a trip to Roquetas de Mar
00:09:05We were in the Aracen
00:09:06Because one of our hoses burst.
00:09:07Don't lose it
00:09:08I love him very much.
00:09:09With this photo
00:09:10I won some emergency triangles
00:09:12In a DGT competition
00:09:13Third prize
00:09:15Don't worry
00:09:15I scan it
00:09:16And I'll send an email to the decibel guy
00:09:18When you know something
00:09:19I'll tell you.
00:09:20One little thing
00:09:21Has Paloma changed her perfume?
00:09:24Yeah
00:09:24Oh, he's putting them on you.
00:09:40Are you sure?
00:09:41No, Paloma
00:09:42You've thought it through.
00:09:43Yes
00:09:43If life is short
00:09:45You have to stop doing these things.
00:09:46And then he regrets it.
00:09:47If Juan finds out
00:09:48I don't want to know anything.
00:09:49He won't find out.
00:09:50I am very discreet.
00:09:51Come on, we don't have much time.
00:09:56Yes, Mom
00:09:57Bea has tested positive
00:09:59No, pregnancy
00:10:00Bea neither drinks nor drives
00:10:03Mother
00:10:04You're going to be a grandmother
00:10:06Yeah
00:10:06Now you have an excuse.
00:10:08To get a facelift
00:10:09Well, I bought it
00:10:10A stroller for the child
00:10:10When you see it
00:10:11You're going to have a blast walking him around
00:10:14Yeah
00:10:15Hello
00:10:16Holy shit
00:10:18Mom, I'm hanging up
00:10:20Fernando, what
00:10:23What a surprise
00:10:24Give me a hug
00:10:26Ugh
00:10:27I really wanted to see you
00:10:29Uncle
00:10:31Hey
00:10:32Hey, what's this?
00:10:33They left this with me as a test.
00:10:35I'm writing an article.
00:10:37Regarding security
00:10:38From baby strollers
00:10:39For example
00:10:40This model
00:10:41It looks really good.
00:10:42Well, it's unstable
00:10:43So, you're going
00:10:45Taking a leisurely stroll
00:10:46And suddenly you want to dodge
00:10:47A dog's gaze
00:10:48And the abruptness
00:10:50Turn the child over
00:10:51Hey
00:10:51And how come you're here without warning?
00:10:54The thing is
00:10:54It's just that the other day
00:10:55I was a little worried
00:10:56When you called me late at night, drunk
00:10:58To ask me for money
00:10:59Ah, yes
00:11:00Look
00:11:00So, since I had a few days off
00:11:02To come and see my family
00:11:03Well, I went by to check.
00:11:05Are you okay?
00:11:06Because you're okay, right?
00:11:08I?
00:11:08Yeah
00:11:09Very good
00:11:10I'm
00:11:11Here
00:11:11Good
00:11:12And how are you?
00:11:14Good
00:11:14Okay, okay
00:11:15Very good
00:11:16Hey, what about the elevator?
00:11:17The elevator was also fine.
00:11:17As usual
00:11:18But they weren't going to change it.
00:11:20Hey?
00:11:20Mauri
00:11:21The six thousand euros
00:11:22What you asked me for regarding the overflow.
00:11:23The thousand
00:11:24Ah, yes
00:11:25Hush, hush, hush
00:11:26There's a mounted operation going on.
00:11:27I have a goatherd on top of me
00:11:28Well, imagine.
00:11:29The president
00:11:30The usual.
00:11:30That now says
00:11:31I don't know what
00:11:32From this
00:11:34And I don't know what
00:11:34About that
00:11:36And you
00:11:36And how are you finding London?
00:11:38Lots of fog
00:11:38You seem a little strange
00:11:40Are you sure you're okay?
00:11:41And keep saying yes
00:11:42It's because all the neighbors are here.
00:11:43A little nervous
00:11:44Because tomorrow is the day
00:11:45From Emilio's wedding
00:11:46Emilio is getting married
00:11:47You see?
00:11:48Gay people aren't allowed to get married
00:11:49And Emilio, yes.
00:11:50The system is so badly set up.
00:11:53Mauri
00:11:54I told my sister
00:11:55She says she's leaving us all the clothes.
00:11:56Of...
00:11:56I'll drop you
00:11:57And I'll go with you
00:11:58To proceed to purchase
00:11:59What are you buying?
00:12:00Hello
00:12:00Hello
00:12:01You haven't made a purchase
00:12:02But if we have to go shopping
00:12:03We have nothing.
00:12:04Hey
00:12:04We'll be right back
00:12:05And you
00:12:05Get comfortable
00:12:06You are at home
00:12:11It's impossible to know what you're doing.
00:12:12Fernando is there
00:12:13Fernando is there
00:12:13Yes, I've already seen him.
00:12:14What's happening?
00:12:15I think he wants to come back
00:12:16He has come to make peace
00:12:17Then you're going to have to tell him
00:12:18The child's situation
00:12:18No, I can't tell you now.
00:12:20I'm like a single mother.
00:12:21Maybe I'll tell him.
00:12:22And he is frightened
00:12:22Well, look
00:12:23If you don't want to tell him
00:12:24No problem
00:12:24You have only donated
00:12:25My son
00:12:26It's my business.
00:12:26No
00:12:27I also want to take care of the baby
00:12:28But you have to tell him.
00:12:29I know.
00:12:30Don't stress me out more than I already am.
00:12:31What are we going to do?
00:12:32Well, for now we'll keep quiet
00:12:33Hey?
00:12:35But you weren't going to do the shopping
00:12:36You just don't know the drill.
00:12:37What supermarkets do we have to choose from?
00:12:39Yes
00:12:40Let's go to the cheap one.
00:12:41Come on
00:12:41Don't be a pain.
00:12:49Speed equals distance divided by time
00:12:51Kinetic energy equals mass
00:12:52Times the square of the velocity
00:12:54Emilio
00:12:55Can we talk for a moment?
00:12:57Nativity scene
00:12:57I can't see you
00:12:58Rocío has made that perfectly clear to me.
00:12:59I already know that
00:13:00But it's a moment
00:13:00The cards have just been laid out
00:13:01He's not coming back
00:13:02You, until you ruin my life
00:13:03It doesn't stop
00:13:03Can you tell me what you want?
00:13:04Do you want to get off?
00:13:05I want to talk to you.
00:13:06No
00:13:06I neither see you nor hear you
00:13:07Come on
00:13:08Emilio
00:13:09Do you want to stop acting foolish?
00:13:10You look like you're four years old.
00:13:11You look great!
00:13:12Emilio
00:13:13You look great!
00:13:14The champion with me
00:13:15I can't take it anymore.
00:13:16Emilio
00:13:16Will you shut up?
00:13:16Which is an important thing
00:13:17The one I have for you
00:13:18Pussy
00:13:18Ms. Fatal Attraction
00:13:20But what is your father doing naked?
00:13:22Nothing
00:13:22When summer arrives
00:13:23It gets like that
00:13:23Like a hippie
00:13:24Dad
00:13:24Get dressed right now
00:13:25For God's sake
00:13:25I don't want to.
00:13:26I am not ashamed of my body
00:13:28You don't
00:13:28But I do
00:13:29Go over there
00:13:30Pussy
00:13:31Don't worry
00:13:32Don't worry
00:13:34Don't worry
00:13:34Well
00:13:35What did you want?
00:13:36Hey?
00:13:39I don't know
00:13:39I've just drawn a blank.
00:13:40Back to normal
00:13:42Oh yes
00:13:43Look, Emilio
00:13:44You're getting married tomorrow.
00:13:45And I can't go to your wedding
00:13:47Well
00:13:47I wasn't going to go see either.
00:13:48That spectacle was so deplorable
00:13:49Yes, it's okay, Belén.
00:13:50That?
00:13:51Well, that
00:13:51I want you to know
00:13:52I'm so glad
00:13:53For you
00:13:54And I hope you're very happy
00:13:55And that I'm fine.
00:13:57I've already overcome it all.
00:13:58And
00:13:59Please
00:14:00Don't worry about me
00:14:01Okay?
00:14:02I don't care about you.
00:14:03I have nothing else to do
00:14:04With everything that's on my mind right now
00:14:05Oh, okay.
00:14:05Beautiful
00:14:06Beautiful
00:14:07So, I come here
00:14:08Wishing you all the best
00:14:08And you despise me.
00:14:09But I don't want to.
00:14:10That you wish me nothing.
00:14:10You shouldn't be here
00:14:11You're a firecracker.
00:14:12Emilio
00:14:13Run, run to the yard!
00:14:14To the patio
00:14:14To the patio
00:14:14No to the courtyard
00:14:15No, your father is here.
00:14:16To the damn patio, it's killing me!
00:14:18Emilio
00:14:18Not that he's naked
00:14:22How are you, darling?
00:14:23Well, that's bad.
00:14:24You shouldn't be here
00:14:25Because it brings bad luck
00:14:26See the bride before the wedding
00:14:27But that's tomorrow.
00:14:28Oh yeah
00:14:29But there are less than 24 hours left
00:14:30Technically we are in a danger zone
00:14:32I have a surprise.
00:14:33My parents have come to meet you
00:14:34Come, let me introduce you to them.
00:14:35Now?
00:14:36Yeah
00:14:36But what do I do?
00:14:37Should I ask for her hand in marriage or something?
00:14:38No, man, no.
00:14:39Let's see
00:14:41Behold
00:14:41This is Emilio
00:14:44These are my parents
00:14:45Edurne and Jordi
00:14:46Delighted
00:14:47But they are both white
00:14:49Don't bring that up, honey.
00:14:51A recessive gene
00:14:54Already
00:14:58I would be more comfortable
00:14:59If they took your clothes off
00:15:00I don't think so, huh?
00:15:02You'll see
00:15:06Come in, come in
00:15:08I have news
00:15:09Hey?
00:15:09Will the detective be there yet?
00:15:10Working on the case?
00:15:11Yeah
00:15:11I just spoke with him
00:15:13He is following Paloma
00:15:14And he told me that
00:15:16He's spending the day
00:15:17With a man
00:15:18With a beard
00:15:18What are you telling me?
00:15:19He took her shopping
00:15:20Then they were eating
00:15:21In a Chinese
00:15:22But then the detective
00:15:23They've lost track of them
00:15:24Because?
00:15:25Because he had to leave
00:15:26I had a dentist
00:15:27A root canal
00:15:28I don't believe it
00:15:29It just can't be
00:15:29Paloma would never make me
00:15:30Something like that
00:15:31I need proof.
00:15:32No, he did take photos
00:15:34The thing is, he says
00:15:34He wants to finish the reel
00:15:36It doesn't matter if he gives it to me.
00:15:36I'll reveal it myself.
00:15:37No, but if only
00:15:38She has some photos
00:15:39With her daughters in the mountains
00:15:40Well, what kind
00:15:41Is that a detective?
00:15:42Well, a cheap one.
00:15:42But come on
00:15:43He told me that tomorrow
00:15:44She has them ready
00:15:44Well, this isn't it.
00:15:45This can't do this to me
00:15:46I am going through
00:15:49Don't worry
00:15:49He hasn't seen them do anything
00:15:50They might be teasing him.
00:15:52Yes, I'm completely relieved.
00:15:54Do you want some valerian?
00:15:55To the displeasure?
00:15:59Juanito, what are you doing here?
00:16:00Nothing, I was just leaving.
00:16:02What's the matter?
00:16:04This man is not valued
00:16:06As president
00:16:07But how can it not be there?
00:16:08He's supposed to be the president
00:16:09And I need to talk.
00:16:09Urgently with him
00:16:10And what are you telling me for?
00:16:12I am not his secretary
00:16:12Too bad
00:16:13I thought you were coming to see me
00:16:15Natalia, please
00:16:16What's wrong, Dad?
00:16:17I need new challenges.
00:16:19Excuse my daughter
00:16:20He's at a very bad age.
00:16:21The whole family
00:16:22He's at a very bad age.
00:16:23Look, just between us
00:16:24I have a problem
00:16:25Very silly
00:16:26It turns out that Bea
00:16:27My roommate
00:16:28I wanted to have a child
00:16:28But since he doesn't have a partner
00:16:29And he needed a sperm donor
00:16:30Well, I lent it to myself
00:16:31So, the insemination
00:16:32It cost money
00:16:33But since she couldn't get pregnant
00:16:34Not even at gunpoint
00:16:35It cost more money
00:16:36And since we had no more money left
00:16:37I asked Fernando for it.
00:16:38That we have cut
00:16:38But we're still friends.
00:16:39And in the end, very well.
00:16:40Bea is pregnant
00:16:41But Fernando has returned
00:16:42Possibly to make peace with myself
00:16:44And now we're in trouble.
00:16:44Because I told him
00:16:45That the 6,000 euros he lent me
00:16:46It was for a special assessment.
00:16:47To replace the elevator
00:16:48Ah
00:16:49Well, the problem isn't that silly.
00:16:51So if Fernando
00:16:52He asks you about the spill.
00:16:53I would ask you
00:16:53That you went along with it
00:16:55Are you asking me
00:16:55That he lied to a co-owner?
00:16:57No, lying
00:16:57No, just stalling is enough.
00:16:59Make up any excuse
00:17:00You always do it at meetings.
00:17:02Yes, but I have more time
00:17:03To prepare it
00:17:03I promise I'll support you
00:17:04In the next 10 meetings
00:17:05Made
00:17:06Thank you
00:17:07You are a great president
00:17:08For all the neighbors
00:17:09Thanks, Mauri
00:17:10At this moment
00:17:11It's a great comfort
00:17:17How this works
00:17:18I'm never picking up a book again.
00:17:19In my life
00:17:20Look
00:17:20You put this in your ear
00:17:22And you try to hide it a little.
00:17:22With the hair
00:17:23Hey
00:17:24You must have washed it before, right?
00:17:25Who put this on?
00:17:25How many fucks?
00:17:27Now we turn on the receiver
00:17:28He looks like a police informant
00:17:29In a drug-dealing movie
00:17:31And copy like a gentleman
00:17:32Mariano
00:17:33Speak a little
00:17:34Daughter
00:17:34Can you hear me?
00:17:35Change
00:17:36Yes, Dad
00:17:36But I can hear you through the window
00:17:37Speak more quietly
00:17:38Do you give him something?
00:17:39Let's see if Emilio understands.
00:17:43Lipostop
00:17:44Lose 10 sizes
00:17:45In one month
00:17:46Without any effort
00:17:48Lipostop
00:17:48Selling
00:17:49In supermarkets
00:17:50And kids
00:17:51No, I'm listening.
00:17:52It works
00:17:53But who's going to tell me?
00:17:54My exam?
00:17:55Because my father
00:17:55He only knows how to blow on it
00:17:56Breathalyzer tests
00:17:57I'm no use to you
00:17:58Am I still in secondary school?
00:17:59I didn't finish the bub
00:18:01I have a trauma
00:18:01I can't get into the faculty
00:18:02I get pimples
00:18:03Oh, who do I know?
00:18:04Who controls this issue?
00:18:06Ask my father
00:18:07Maybe it'll get complicated
00:18:08No way, Emilio
00:18:09By no means
00:18:10I do not intend to be an accomplice
00:18:11Of an obvious fraud
00:18:12To the teaching system
00:18:13From this country of ours
00:18:14Never one of my students
00:18:15He has managed to copy
00:18:16Without receiving what he deserves
00:18:17But Dad
00:18:18Don't be a fool
00:18:18Why do you think everyone
00:18:19They are examined while wearing the jacket
00:18:20Is it really the middle of June?
00:18:22Because the air conditioning
00:18:22It's really strong, isn't it?
00:18:23Yes of course
00:18:26Mr. Juan
00:18:26But if you know
00:18:27I've worked hard for it.
00:18:27It's a silly little help
00:18:28In case I draw a blank
00:18:29It's like having an online teacher
00:18:31But on the day of the exam
00:18:32That's when it's needed
00:18:33For the love of God
00:18:34I ask this for the sake of our friendship.
00:18:35Emilio, don't do this to me
00:18:35Emotional blackmail
00:18:36I already have that.
00:18:37I have enough with my children
00:18:38I invite you to the wedding
00:18:38You weren't going to invite me, were you?
00:18:40Yes, yes, yes
00:18:40But do you eat?
00:18:41With the bride and groom
00:18:42At our same table
00:18:42Which is the only one
00:18:43What does fresh shrimp have?
00:18:44Of course, Emilio
00:18:46I knew it.
00:18:47That something had happened
00:18:48With the invitation
00:18:48I'm going to tear up your letter
00:18:50Dismissal
00:18:52Okay, then
00:18:52Let's meet tomorrow.
00:18:53Downstairs at nine, right?
00:18:55Emilio
00:18:56Just in case you draw a blank
00:18:57Oh, may God repay him.
00:18:58Wishing you good health.
00:18:59And lots of platelets
00:19:00For the defenses
00:19:01Platelets are for healing
00:19:02The defenses depend
00:19:03Of the leukocytes
00:19:04Or white blood cells
00:19:05You see how much I need help.
00:19:10Excuse me
00:19:10It's the emotion
00:19:11And the wedding
00:19:17I mean
00:19:18That costs them
00:19:19You invite them
00:19:19And not us
00:19:20Ball
00:19:21Lady
00:19:22They have nothing else
00:19:23What to do, what to listen to
00:19:23On the stairs
00:19:24The king is no longer common ground
00:19:26And that conversation
00:19:27It belongs to everyone.
00:19:28Emilio, just so you know
00:19:29That your salary
00:19:29We paid for it.
00:19:30So too
00:19:31We have the right
00:19:31To some fresh prawns
00:19:33There's no room
00:19:34And there's no room.
00:19:34Damn it, don't be annoying.
00:19:35If you want, we'll blow it for you.
00:19:36Us during the exam
00:19:37No, thanks
00:19:38It's not necessary
00:19:38If prehistory
00:19:39It is not included in the syllabus
00:19:42Nothing, there's no way.
00:19:43We need to find out
00:19:44Where is that church?
00:19:46Juan
00:19:47We're going to a wedding tomorrow.
00:19:48I have to go to the hairdresser
00:19:49Pigeon
00:19:50I don't know if we should go
00:19:52We're short on money.
00:19:53And those kids
00:19:53We'll have to get them a present
00:19:54Up to the task of our position
00:19:56Yes, I know.
00:19:56But it's okay.
00:19:57We give you an empty envelope.
00:19:59And then we say
00:19:59That the money
00:20:00A waiter stole it.
00:20:01We already did it.
00:20:01At your sister's wedding
00:20:02As?
00:20:03I left them a fortune
00:20:05But I was quick.
00:20:06Juan
00:20:06How do you think
00:20:07That we paid him
00:20:07Orthodontics for a child?
00:20:09Well
00:20:09And how was it at the gym?
00:20:11Did you have a good time?
00:20:12Oh, how luxurious!
00:20:13You wouldn't believe how much we sweat.
00:20:14With African dances
00:20:15That's how they run then
00:20:16The Olympics
00:20:17No one can catch them.
00:20:17You must be tired, right?
00:20:19So,
00:20:19For a snack
00:20:20We didn't even talk.
00:20:21Oh no, no, no
00:20:22If I'm exhausted
00:20:24Juan
00:20:24I'm going to take a shower
00:20:25To relax
00:20:26Yes, go ahead
00:20:27Relax
00:20:28Oh, what happiness!
00:20:29A full shower
00:20:32I think Juan
00:20:33He suspects something, Andrés
00:20:34He asked me a lot of questions
00:20:35And that's not his style.
00:20:36It was like when
00:20:37It's his turn to supervise the playground
00:20:38With a sour face
00:20:39Yes, me too.
00:20:39I've noticed he's acting strange.
00:20:40When I got home
00:20:42I was here with Isabel
00:20:43And what was Juan doing?
00:20:43With your wife?
00:20:44Well, I don't know.
00:20:45She is the vice president
00:20:47They would be talking
00:20:48Of his things
00:20:49We're meeting tonight
00:20:50And I'll give you what's yours.
00:20:51It's very risky, Andrés
00:20:52I've thought of everything
00:20:54We can do it in my car
00:20:55Okay, we'll get started later.
00:20:56A little message
00:21:01And what was Juan doing?
00:21:03With the herbs?
00:21:09How is this one?
00:21:11Good
00:21:11Yeah
00:21:12The dress is beautiful.
00:21:14The thing is
00:21:15Since you're short
00:21:16It looks less
00:21:16But come on
00:21:17You look cute
00:21:18Man
00:21:18Thank you so much
00:21:19Don't worry.
00:21:20At first you hate her
00:21:22But then you get used to it
00:21:23And what about you, Belén?
00:21:24Have you chosen yet?
00:21:24The dress for the wedding?
00:21:25Oh no
00:21:27If they don't let you go
00:21:28You have been declared
00:21:29Persona non grata
00:21:30I couldn't care less.
00:21:31You see?
00:21:32The interest I have
00:21:33Going to that shitty wedding
00:21:34Belén, are you okay?
00:21:35No, I'm not okay.
00:21:36I'm not well
00:21:37Emilio gets married
00:21:38Mauri is going to have a child
00:21:39It's just that people
00:21:39Things happen to him
00:21:40And not me
00:21:41There's chocolate in the fridge
00:21:42Well, to Alice
00:21:43Nothing's wrong with him either.
00:21:44She is happy in her life.
00:21:45Yes, but to Alice
00:21:45She has sex
00:21:46That's something.
00:21:47Well, I know of one
00:21:48That had its moment of glory
00:21:49He recently sat on the sofa
00:21:50Emilio's case doesn't count
00:21:51And I remember you
00:21:52You interrupted me
00:21:53If I were you, I'd go to the wedding
00:21:55Until the priest says
00:21:56And I now pronounce you husband and wife
00:21:57Many things can happen
00:21:58You're in extra time
00:22:00But still
00:22:00You can score a goal.
00:22:01Are you stupid or what?
00:22:03If I appear at church
00:22:04My girlfriend is killing me.
00:22:05Scroll
00:22:06Hey, I'm saying it for you
00:22:07They also say that at weddings
00:22:09He gets laid a lot
00:22:10Well
00:22:11Nuisance
00:22:12As if by the fact
00:22:13That there will be a wedding
00:22:13He had to appear
00:22:14Your Prince Charming
00:22:15Come on
00:22:17Oh, Alicia
00:22:18Your Prince Charming
00:22:19Hello good
00:22:19Hello
00:22:20Well, Fernando
00:22:21What a surprise
00:22:22What immigrant
00:22:23How are you?
00:22:24Well, well
00:22:25Very good
00:22:25By the way, Belén
00:22:27Congratulations
00:22:28Because?
00:22:29Well, I've already been told.
00:22:30You're getting married to Emilio tomorrow.
00:22:35What did I say?
00:22:36No, Belén isn't the girlfriend
00:22:37Emilio marries a wallet
00:22:39You've gotten lost
00:22:40Many chapters
00:22:41But, Fernando
00:22:42Sit down
00:22:43It's so nice that you came to see me
00:22:45Luciana
00:22:46Did you have to go and buy the dress as a gift?
00:22:47No, no, no, no
00:22:49It's because I'm short
00:22:49And that can't be fixed.
00:22:50Well
00:22:51I'll stay as I am.
00:22:51Yes, yes
00:22:52Stay
00:22:52Because I wanted to ask you about Mauri.
00:22:54It's just that I notice it's a little strange
00:22:56Do you know
00:22:57If something has happened to him
00:22:57That she doesn't want to tell me?
00:22:58Or if he's dating someone
00:23:00As?
00:23:01Haven't you heard?
00:23:02It's very strong
00:23:04It turns out
00:23:04It turns out his rabbit has died
00:23:06Ugh, and she's having a terrible time.
00:23:07Fatal
00:23:08But yes, yes
00:23:08I just saw the rabbit downstairs
00:23:10No, no, but that's another story.
00:23:11It's Versace III
00:23:12I told him that the new
00:23:13He will call him Adolfo Domínguez
00:23:14Let's see if we had a little more luck
00:23:15But nothing
00:23:16He didn't listen to me.
00:23:17But, Mauri
00:23:18You had broken up, hadn't you?
00:23:19Yes, yes
00:23:20But
00:23:20But I miss him terribly
00:23:22And I want to get back with him.
00:23:24Isn't it beautiful?
00:23:25It's because when there's love
00:23:26So you're still going on about being gay
00:23:28And so on.
00:23:29Felicia, that's not like
00:23:30Credit cards
00:23:31They expire after three years
00:23:32Well
00:23:32I'm going to the hotel
00:23:34And let's see what I do.
00:23:35The thing is
00:23:36It's just that I see him like this
00:23:37I don't dare say anything to her.
00:23:39I think
00:23:40Mauri has gotten over yours
00:23:41I don't know
00:23:41I don't even know if it's worth trying.
00:23:43Don't listen to me.
00:23:44Mauri is head over heels in love with you
00:23:45And he's going crazy.
00:23:46To come back to you, Fernando
00:23:48Well, then
00:23:49Thanks, huh?
00:23:51See you later
00:23:55You're a witch, aren't you?
00:23:56It's just that short girls have really bad tempers
00:24:26Where are you going?
00:24:27Oh, Natalia
00:24:28Don't scare me like that
00:24:29Can you tell me what you're doing there?
00:24:31Drinking juice
00:24:32What's happening?
00:24:32Is there a curfew and I didn't know?
00:24:34Shh
00:24:34Go to bed, man, now.
00:24:37But you still haven't told me where you're going.
00:24:38Oh well
00:24:39And what's it to you?
00:24:41It's annoying, isn't it?
00:24:43But what are you doing?
00:24:44What's happening?
00:24:45Nothing
00:24:45Mother
00:24:46I think she's cheating on Dad
00:24:48Oh ok
00:24:49You scared me
00:24:50Oh, how nice!
00:24:52Oh, yes.
00:24:53So
00:24:54Oh, I can really tell.
00:24:56Oh, yes.
00:24:58Oh, how wonderful!
00:25:00Stronger
00:25:01Oh, louder
00:25:03Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
00:25:04Oh, there
00:25:05Oh
00:25:06Oh
00:25:07Oh
00:25:07Oh, I feel like I'm working
00:25:09But without doing anything
00:25:10This is fantastic, isn't it?
00:25:11Right?
00:25:12And I'll just leave it there for you, okay?
00:25:14This is the device
00:25:15Norma Dual used in the advertisement
00:25:18I'll keep it, I'll keep it
00:25:19If you let me pay it in ten installments
00:25:21Juan doesn't even know
00:25:21He's really obsessed with money.
00:25:23I've also brought you the sneakers.
00:25:25What did you try on this morning at the store?
00:25:27Okay, I'm leaving.
00:25:27What if someone sees us?
00:25:29He's going to think we're doing something else.
00:25:30Wait, let me unplug it for you
00:25:32Oh
00:25:33What if Juan catches you?
00:25:34What are you going to say?
00:25:35Well, I got it at the supermarket
00:25:38Go on
00:25:38Having to lie to my husband
00:25:39Because she wanted to be prettier
00:25:41How we women suffer to please you
00:25:43So that you can then go and watch the European Championship
00:25:46See you later
00:25:52What happened?
00:25:53What happened?
00:25:56Sit down
00:26:01Let's do some relaxation exercises
00:26:04We took a breath
00:26:05Stop with the relaxation exercises
00:26:07What did the detective tell you?
00:26:08Last night Paloma hooked up with Barbas
00:26:10At the front door in the car
00:26:12Now we close our eyes
00:26:13And we thought of a green meadow
00:26:15She couldn't have mistaken me for my daughter, could she?
00:26:16If Paloma spent the whole night with me
00:26:18He must have escaped while you were sleeping.
00:26:20Because the detective told me he has the photos.
00:26:22I've arranged to meet him at the office to pick them up.
00:26:25I think they're a bit strong
00:26:30Juan
00:26:32Are you OK?
00:26:34I shit on all their dead relatives
00:26:36Deceive me
00:26:36After telling everything that happened
00:26:38Telling her what I've done for her
00:26:39I've been doing this for 20 years
00:26:40Wanting to shave my beard
00:26:41And I haven't taken it off because she liked it.
00:26:42And now I'm changing for the first beard that comes along.
00:26:46Juan, Juan, Juan
00:26:47Channel the anger
00:26:48Against anything other than my furniture
00:26:51He's going to leave me, he's going to leave me
00:26:53What am I doing single at this point?
00:26:55I'm already on vacation from school
00:26:57I don't see any mothers until September.
00:27:00Don't fall apart
00:27:02Come here
00:27:03I give you energy
00:27:07Do you notice how it flows?
00:27:08No
00:27:09But thank you
00:27:10I'm comfortable
00:27:12Of course
00:27:14Let's breathe
00:27:27Hey Mom, is breakfast ready yet?
00:27:32Well, I'll do it myself, okay?
00:27:37Juan
00:27:39Yeah
00:27:39My arm is falling asleep
00:27:42Would you mind if we changed...?
00:27:44No, no, no, I'm fine.
00:27:46It's a hard blow because it is, but
00:27:49Things happen for a reason.
00:27:50We must look ahead
00:27:51I am a parent, a recess supervisor
00:27:53And president of this our community
00:27:55There are many people who depend on me
00:27:56I can't come from below
00:27:57Of course not
00:27:58Give to others
00:27:59Leave
00:28:00I have to help Emilio pass an exam
00:28:02And then represent our community
00:28:04In an event as important as a wedding
00:28:06As relevant as it is stupid
00:28:09Until death stops
00:28:11I'm cracking up, okay?
00:28:12Juan
00:28:14Green meadows
00:28:15Yes, yes, don't worry.
00:28:16My private life will not interfere with my institutional activity
00:28:19This is no drama
00:28:22See?
00:28:22Very good
00:28:32Yeah?
00:28:33Mauri, I need you
00:28:33My life without you has no meaning.
00:28:35Damn, how corny
00:28:36It doesn't have to be something more natural
00:28:38Let's see
00:28:39Mauri, are we going back or what?
00:28:41No, no, it's just that it seems like he's threatening her.
00:28:43No?
00:28:44Oh, fix
00:28:45Yes, Emilio, don't get nervous
00:28:48I'm already going down
00:28:50Hey Fernando, it's been a while!
00:28:52Okay, see you later
00:28:53Wait, wait a moment
00:28:55Excuse me, what happened to the elevator?
00:28:57Because we paid the special assessment and they haven't changed it.
00:28:59No, it's a new model that comes from Germany
00:29:03And it features a completely new system of counterweights and pulleys
00:29:06And that implies a complete redesign of the opening
00:29:09So that the upward and/or downward movement of the cabin is adequate
00:29:12Yeah, yeah, don't give me that nonsense, okay?
00:29:15Normally, the installation company will come to see the building.
00:29:17And that it manufactures the cabin according to the opening
00:29:19And not the other way around
00:29:20Hi, Andrés
00:29:21Look, let me introduce you to Fernando, co-owner of apartment 1B
00:29:23Delighted
00:29:24Andrés Guerra, from Deportes Guerra
00:29:26Countryside, beach and mountains
00:29:28I didn't know you did jogging.
00:29:29And I don't.
00:29:30It's for advertising in the store.
00:29:32Well, I'm off, I'm in a hurry
00:29:33And that's how you get to know each other
00:29:34No, no, no, no
00:29:35You explain the issue of the special assessment to me right now.
00:29:37Either you give me back my 6,000 euros
00:29:39What does it spill?
00:29:40Juanito, don't scare me, okay?
00:29:42How does it spill over?
00:29:43Sausage!
00:29:44No, no, no, be careful.
00:29:45Don't get upset
00:29:46I'll explain it to him.
00:29:46So they charged us for it.
00:29:48And not the others
00:29:49Oh ok
00:29:50Then I have no problem.
00:29:52But he's not ashamed
00:29:54Stealing from the most disadvantaged
00:29:56Excuse me, ma'am
00:29:57That gay people are not disadvantaged
00:29:58This is a political scandal
00:30:00This is Watergate
00:30:01Let me speak
00:30:02There is no spillover
00:30:03Because the elevator isn't going to be replaced.
00:30:05The thing is, Mauri
00:30:06He asked me to tell Fernando this.
00:30:08But...
00:30:08And why did he ask her to lie to me?
00:30:10No, I don't know.
00:30:11That's your business, Fernando
00:30:12I am not the president of this community of ours
00:30:15And I have to focus on more important things.
00:30:17That some earthquakes
00:30:18Personal matters
00:30:19That I'm not interested in what's most mine
00:30:20But what happened?
00:30:22Well, it turns out Fernando has returned
00:30:24Mauri has donated semen
00:30:25And Bea has become pregnant
00:30:27But Mauri doesn't dare to say it only to Fernando
00:30:29Because she wants to get back together with him
00:30:30Yeah
00:30:31He donated his semen via the fast track
00:30:33Those two are involved.
00:30:34Just wait until Fernando finds out
00:30:36So, with the elevator spill
00:30:38What are we going to do?
00:30:40It's genetic
00:30:41Nothing can be done
00:30:42Mr. Juan, we didn't make it to the exam
00:30:43I'm coming!
00:30:45What a mess!
00:30:47You lied to me, Mauri
00:30:48You lied to me and I don't know why.
00:30:49So right now
00:30:50Are you going to tell me what those 6,000 euros were for?
00:30:53Okay, I'm leaving.
00:30:53I have the hairdresser now.
00:30:54No, stay
00:30:55I'm going to tell him everything.
00:30:56Fernando has the right to know the truth
00:30:57No problem
00:30:58Then you can tell me how it went.
00:30:59No, no, stay
00:31:00It is important
00:31:01After all, you're the main character.
00:31:03Man, the protagonist...
00:31:04Can someone tell me what this is about?
00:31:05Fernando, sit down
00:31:08Hey...
00:31:09The 6,000 euros I asked you for
00:31:11They weren't for the elevator
00:31:13Don't tell me
00:31:14They were for Bea
00:31:15He needs them because
00:31:18She is very ill
00:31:20They've given him two months to live
00:31:22And of course
00:31:24He needs that money
00:31:25To go to Houston
00:31:27To have surgery
00:31:28There in Houston
00:31:29I mean
00:31:30This is their last chance
00:31:33Fuck
00:31:34I'm sorry
00:31:34I knew nothing
00:31:35And what kind of disease is it?
00:31:39Explain it to him yourself.
00:31:40I'm falling apart
00:31:43Well
00:31:44The thing is
00:31:44They don't know exactly.
00:31:46What's wrong with me?
00:31:46They don't know
00:31:47Is
00:31:48A new disease
00:31:51That...
00:31:51That has come out now
00:31:52But what if they don't know exactly?
00:31:54How will they operate on you?
00:31:55But of course
00:31:55They know it
00:31:56It's Wilkinson-Mayer syndrome.
00:31:59And they only treat it in Houston.
00:32:01Hence the phrase
00:32:03Houston
00:32:04We have a problem
00:32:06But...
00:32:07But let's see
00:32:07Why didn't you tell me the truth?
00:32:09From the beginning, Mauri?
00:32:10Because Bea is very shy
00:32:11She was very embarrassed
00:32:12Because it was a lot of money
00:32:14AND...
00:32:14Look at her
00:32:15He looks so unwell.
00:32:16Yeah
00:32:17The truth is that it is
00:32:18Very pale
00:32:21Okay, I'm leaving.
00:32:22Let me know how it goes
00:32:23How are you doing?
00:32:23Well, and you?
00:32:25Did you want something?
00:32:27Well, actually
00:32:28Look, it doesn't matter.
00:32:29No problem
00:32:30We'll talk later
00:32:31Yes, call me
00:32:32And we stayed
00:32:32And we chatted about our things.
00:32:36Well
00:32:38Yes, say goodbye
00:32:39Because maybe not anymore...
00:32:46Mommy, I'm going to kill you
00:32:47But you don't realize it
00:32:48That's the only thing
00:32:49What are you doing
00:32:50It just makes things more complicated.
00:32:51No
00:32:51First Fernando and me
00:32:52We need to fix our own.
00:32:53I'll tell you later.
00:32:54Fernando Junior's
00:32:55Wilkinson-Majer syndrome
00:32:56But what is that?
00:32:57How should I know?
00:32:57I remembered razor blades
00:32:59And sausages
00:33:00The nerves
00:33:01Come on, Dad
00:33:01The books
00:33:03If we put it
00:33:03Then we sell them at the exit.
00:33:05We took them out through the boxes.
00:33:06Come on, let's go
00:33:07If you arrive late
00:33:07They won't let you into the exam.
00:33:08Wait a moment
00:33:09Let Roberto come
00:33:10Which one has the transmitter
00:33:11I'm going to help copy
00:33:12I feel like a traitor
00:33:13Then when he arrives at the church
00:33:14He confesses
00:33:15Which I think there always is
00:33:15A priest on duty
00:33:19Roberto, what are you doing with my motorcycle?
00:33:22Damn, let's go with an escort like the king
00:33:24See you there
00:33:26Roberto
00:33:27Don't do a wheelie
00:33:28This one crashes and breaks my device
00:33:30As if I didn't have enough already.
00:33:31With what I have
00:33:32Honestly...
00:33:39What a disappointment, Andrés
00:33:40I can't take it anymore, you know?
00:33:42This is the second time he's done it to me.
00:33:43The bastard
00:33:44Okay, okay
00:33:45Peaceful
00:33:46No problem
00:33:47But he's putting them on me!
00:33:49With your wife
00:33:49With the grass
00:33:50What are you saying?
00:33:52That Isabel and Juan
00:33:54But are you sure?
00:33:55You probably didn't put on
00:33:55Electrodes in the wrong place
00:33:57No
00:33:57I've seen them rubbing up against each other there
00:33:59At your house
00:34:00Early in the morning
00:34:01I don't even feel like it.
00:34:02It's guarana.
00:34:03And ginseng
00:34:03They're driving her crazy
00:34:04Look, how your wife gets laid
00:34:05I'm not answering, okay?
00:34:06Someone is going to die today
00:34:07He's a son of a bitch, Juan.
00:34:09That's why yesterday
00:34:10When I got home
00:34:12They were both acting so strange
00:34:13And the best part
00:34:14It's the excuse.
00:34:14That has put me
00:34:15To leave home now
00:34:16He's going to blow on it
00:34:17Emilio's exam
00:34:18You see?
00:34:19Who believes that?
00:34:19Isabel told me
00:34:21That the purchase was going to be made
00:34:22And the fridge is full.
00:34:24Well, there you have it.
00:34:26They're setting it up right now.
00:34:27But okay
00:34:28At Loli's boarding house
00:34:29That's why I controlled my money.
00:34:31To spend it himself
00:34:32But what is it about herbs?
00:34:34What don't I have?
00:34:35Hey, same here
00:34:36I can say
00:34:37From your husband
00:34:37She had it all planned out
00:34:39But if since you came
00:34:41To live here
00:34:41I had my eye on Juan
00:34:43He looked at her with desire.
00:34:44At the meetings
00:34:45But how could he have done this to me?
00:34:46Do this, Juanito.
00:34:47If we're friends
00:34:48I am so outraged
00:34:49Right now
00:34:50I used to do it here with you.
00:34:51At the dining room table
00:34:52As revenge
00:34:53Well, let's not bring it up either.
00:34:54Things are out of control
00:34:55We'll have to talk to them.
00:34:57Man, if we're going to talk
00:34:58The wedding is going to be a big one.
00:35:00Oh, Laura, what is it?
00:35:01I'm going to comb my hair
00:35:15The D of Delgado
00:35:16This is
00:35:17And I'm going inside
00:35:17No, no, no
00:35:18Wait, wait
00:35:19I understand the receiver, damn it.
00:35:20Hey, don't touch me too much
00:35:21Let's see if it's going to start
00:35:22Listen to the radio
00:35:22If it beeps with the device
00:35:24In the ear
00:35:24Say you're deaf
00:35:25That's it, you fell asleep
00:35:26Next to a speaker
00:35:27At a Rosendo concert
00:35:28Good luck, Emilio
00:35:29We're going to look for a location
00:35:30Safe to transmit
00:35:31I'll wait for you outside
00:35:31With the motorcycle running
00:35:32Good luck, man
00:35:33Come on
00:35:34We look like criminals, damn it.
00:35:36Oh my God
00:35:41Can?
00:35:43Good morning
00:35:43I am Emilio Delgado
00:35:44I came for the exam
00:35:45Sit down
00:35:45And enter your ID number.
00:35:47On the table, please
00:35:49Emilio, can you hear me?
00:35:50Shut up, damn it
00:35:51Sorry
00:35:51No, nothing
00:35:52I already feel
00:35:53Thank you very much for your guidance.
00:35:55Mr. Juan
00:35:56He won't talk to me until he sits me down
00:35:57That I had almost caught him
00:35:58And how do I know he's sitting down?
00:36:00That's also true
00:36:02Hello good morning
00:36:03May God grant luck
00:36:08The shockwave of the saint
00:36:09It reaches you too
00:36:10You'll see how lungs work
00:36:14What kind of people are these, for fuck's sake?
00:36:15But where have you gone?
00:36:17In a private bathroom
00:36:18Don't worry
00:36:18There is paper in that oenoscope.
00:36:20What does it matter?
00:36:20If we didn't come here for that
00:36:22As usual
00:36:22Okay, please.
00:36:23Cut the transmitter
00:36:24When you don't transmit to me
00:36:25Because I get distracted
00:36:29Ma'am, look the other way
00:36:30What am I doing to the saint?
00:36:31Okay, let's begin
00:36:32Turn the exams around
00:36:34And remember the small detail
00:36:36To put your name
00:36:37In the heading
00:36:38From this moment on
00:36:40They have 90 minutes
00:36:41Whenever they want
00:36:44Wow, so many questions!
00:36:45It has this
00:36:47Mr. John, this is my downfall
00:36:49Emilio, don't worry
00:36:50Let's go for the first one
00:36:57Lucia, are you coming down or what?
00:36:59I want to get there soon.
00:37:00To the church
00:37:00To laugh at the guests
00:37:02I'm already going down
00:37:04You're going to sprain your ankle.
00:37:05With multiple breaks
00:37:06Of ligaments
00:37:07Probably
00:37:08But you'll see.
00:37:09What does Alicia keep?
00:37:10When he sees me
00:37:12That I'm short
00:37:13But you don't realize it
00:37:14By entering into that foolish war
00:37:16You get down to their level
00:37:17That's what it's all about
00:37:19Let's go
00:37:20No, don't drink, okay?
00:37:21How do you like that bar there?
00:37:22You're killing yourself
00:37:27I'll help you
00:37:27Oh yes, a little bit
00:37:30Grab
00:37:32Can I close it?
00:37:33Yeah
00:37:34Okay
00:37:38Hi, Alicia
00:37:39But hey, Paco
00:37:41What a change!
00:37:41They won't catch you.
00:37:43I'm having a really hard time
00:37:43This suit thing
00:37:44No way, you look really handsome.
00:37:45Who are you going to the wedding with?
00:37:47I
00:37:47With the camera
00:37:48I think I've been invited
00:37:49Just so it records
00:37:50It's just that for once I'm going alone.
00:37:51And I'm not used to it
00:37:52If you want, we can go together.
00:37:54Do you think that after how you've treated me
00:37:56Am I going to lower myself to go to the wedding with you?
00:37:57We can hold hands
00:37:58Okay
00:38:00You had to do what American executives do.
00:38:02You're leaving in sneakers
00:38:03And you change at the church door
00:38:05Well, no
00:38:05Better when you're sitting down
00:38:07You might fall down the stairs.
00:38:10Okay, Alicia
00:38:11Whenever you're ready, we can go.
00:38:13I knew it.
00:38:16I've been a model, Lucia
00:38:18Don't mess with me.
00:38:27We're back again
00:38:28Each in their place
00:38:30No, you're going to end up setting up a circus attraction
00:38:32To firecrackers and tightrope walkers
00:38:34Oh well, it doesn't matter.
00:38:34But mine are more expensive
00:38:35I think we should leave, don't you?
00:38:37Well, nothing much.
00:38:38Have a good time
00:38:39Let me know how it goes
00:38:40Yes, we'll let you know how the bride is doing.
00:38:42Oh, no
00:38:42You already know the dress very well.
00:38:44Alicia, don't go overboard
00:38:45Belén, if you're not feeling well, let us know.
00:38:47Hey, if you want us to stay
00:38:48We stayed
00:38:49No, no
00:38:50Go away, go away
00:38:50Come on, let's go
00:38:51Come on, let's go or nothing.
00:38:53Wait, wait
00:38:53No, no, no
00:38:54I can't run
00:38:56Sure, beautiful.
00:38:56You need a license for what you're driving.
00:39:03Yes
00:39:04That my mother and your father are together
00:39:05They left early yesterday morning
00:39:07They met in the car
00:39:08What are you saying?
00:39:08In a teenage way
00:39:09Well, my father told us
00:39:11That my mother and your father
00:39:11They are also together
00:39:12So, the four of them are involved with each other.
00:39:14Guys, do you realize how serious this is?
00:39:16That we're all going to be brothers
00:39:18I won't be able to hook up with you anymore.
00:39:19Neither do I with your brother
00:39:20Maybe so, huh
00:39:21Because this sounds familiar to me.
00:39:22I saw it on TV
00:39:23Well, as long as nobody starts playing the guitar
00:39:25Okay guys, I'm going to a wedding
00:39:27Be careful
00:39:28Don't let it fall on you
00:39:29The bouquet
00:39:31The bouquet
00:39:36I have it, president.
00:39:37Visigothic Spain
00:39:38I have seen the one from San Braulio to King Chindavinto
00:39:40No, that's not it.
00:39:41No
00:39:41Okay, copy, Emilio
00:39:44In the year 624
00:39:46Leo Vigildo is dead
00:39:47I was crowned king
00:39:48His son Recaredo
00:39:49That from the beginning of his reign
00:39:50It became the Catholic religion
00:39:52Dragging the whole...
00:39:53But Juan, wait
00:39:53Don't run so fast, I can't keep up
00:39:54Whose errand boy was the son?
00:39:56No, not the errand boy.
00:39:57Recaredo is the name of Leo Vigildo's son
00:39:59Okay, I'll pass.
00:40:00How is the system of equations progressing?
00:40:02I'm with it, I'm with it
00:40:05Let's see, X squared divided by four
00:40:07It is multiplying
00:40:09We clear
00:40:10And come over to this side
00:40:12Dividing
00:40:13The dirty one needs to do the accounts.
00:40:14Don't keep me busy, Mariano
00:40:16And don't smoke here
00:40:17Hey, you're going to be nervous
00:40:19Ma'am, what are you doing?
00:40:21Look the other way
00:40:21He must have studied, damn it.
00:40:23I suspect they're blowing you off
00:40:24That you are talking to someone
00:40:28Okay, come on, hurry up, hurry up
00:40:31Oh, one thing, Emilio
00:40:32In the second equation, it was X squared or X cubed.
00:40:35Wait a moment, Mr. Juan
00:40:36I'm being blackmailed by a lady
00:40:38What does it say?
00:40:39He says that a lady is blackmailing him.
00:40:42This kid is stupid.
00:40:46Look through those drawers.
00:40:48But we are not looking for the direction of the church
00:40:50Well, we have time for everything.
00:40:53Maybe we'll find something interesting
00:40:59Look, here it is
00:41:01An invitation
00:41:02Okay, let's go.
00:41:04The ceremony is about to begin
00:41:05But we're going to church
00:41:07I was going straight to the banquet
00:41:09Marisa, that's very rude.
00:41:11I want to see the bride walk in
00:41:13Since we snuck in
00:41:14We sneak in where it's convenient.
00:41:16You're carrying the tapes
00:41:17Who do you think you are?
00:41:18What is my first wedding?
00:41:19Hello
00:41:20Fernando, are you going to Emilio's wedding?
00:41:23No, he hasn't invited us.
00:41:24Neither do we.
00:41:25What does that have to do with anything?
00:41:27Have you forgiven Mauri yet, or what's going on?
00:41:29Because you have Radiopatio in a bad mood
00:41:31No, he's the one who has to forgive me.
00:41:32I've messed up
00:41:33But how was I supposed to know about Bea?
00:41:35Do you see why I like gay people?
00:41:37Because they are liberals
00:41:39Look how well she handles being cheated on.
00:41:41As?
00:41:42What the hell are you talking about?
00:41:43Oh, I didn't know that.
00:41:45Okay, what's going on here?
00:41:46Did I miss something?
00:41:47Well, since we've already messed up
00:41:48We're going to put it all the way in.
00:41:50Bea and Mauri are involved
00:41:52They set it up.
00:41:53They sleep together
00:41:54We were very disappointed with Mauri
00:41:57Because it was you who left.
00:41:59And get out of control
00:42:00We were going to call you in London
00:42:01But then we realized we didn't speak English
00:42:04So, how did you find out about that?
00:42:07We have a preferred parking space in the courtyard
00:42:09That's just how things are
00:42:10And that's how we've told them to you.
00:42:12And let's go to the wedding
00:42:14Tragedy looms there too.
00:42:15I don't see gay anymore
00:42:16If it's any consolation, that's all.
00:42:17What do you know?
00:42:25Mauri
00:42:28Yeah?
00:42:29Can you explain to me what the hell is going on here?
00:42:31Because I was cleaning the bathroom
00:42:32And Bea has gone to French class
00:42:33Don't play dumb, okay?
00:42:35What have you done? A bet?
00:42:36Let's see how many lies I can swallow.
00:42:38I don't understand you
00:42:39Bea does not have any terminal illness.
00:42:40Oh, no?
00:42:41You'll see when I get back
00:42:42If you give your trust to a friend
00:42:44You lend him 6,000 euros
00:42:45And suddenly...
00:42:45Mauricio!
00:42:45If you know it's a lie
00:42:46Why are you letting me keep talking?
00:42:47Don't get all worked up on me
00:42:48Perry Mason
00:42:48You're driving me crazy, okay?
00:42:50Mauri, the neighbors just told me
00:42:52You're all messed up
00:42:53And it's not like I give him much credit.
00:42:54Because I know you
00:42:55And above all
00:42:56Because I know them
00:42:57But you'll understand why I'm worried.
00:42:59It's because of everyone
00:42:59You're driving me crazy
00:43:00No, don't worry.
00:43:01Linked
00:43:02They're really in a mess.
00:43:02We are not
00:43:03No, but you sleep together
00:43:04Yes, side by side
00:43:05Like epiblas
00:43:06Never above or below
00:43:07Mauri, I'm fed up
00:43:09I've had the two worst months of my life
00:43:11I was calling you on the phone
00:43:12And you wouldn't take it from me.
00:43:13One moment
00:43:13I've spent many nights on the verge of a stroke today.
00:43:14Waiting for you to ring the phone
00:43:15So I don't catch it
00:43:16And just when I decide
00:43:17And I quit my job in London.
00:43:19To come here
00:43:19Let's try to fix things between us.
00:43:20Well, that's all I find
00:43:22It's one lie after another.
00:43:23What did you say?
00:43:24Well, that's it
00:43:25I've quit my job in London.
00:43:26To try to fix it
00:43:32It's fixed now, right?
00:43:33No, let's not talk about it anymore.
00:43:34I'm going to open a bottle of wine
00:43:35No no
00:43:35We'd better go out for dinner.
00:43:36No, it's twelve o'clock in the morning
00:43:38Have you had breakfast?
00:43:39Mauri, relax
00:43:40Because it's rigged, right?
00:43:41Yes
00:43:41Wait, I don't trust you.
00:43:42Give me another kiss
00:43:45Okay, now we're talking
00:43:47Okay, so what's up?
00:43:49Sit down
00:43:50No, that's not a guy.
00:43:52I wanted to clarify
00:43:53It's just out of curiosity.
00:43:56What were those six thousand euros for?
00:43:57Okay, okay, okay
00:43:59That's the best part of all
00:44:00You're going to love it
00:44:00Well, tell me already, won't you?
00:44:02Fernando
00:44:04We're going to be parents
00:44:09Good news
00:44:10I've spoken with Houston
00:44:11Apparently
00:44:12They're not giving me two months to live.
00:44:13They give me at least six
00:44:15But as it seems that
00:44:17Everything has been cleared up now
00:44:18Well, I
00:44:19I'm going to call them
00:44:20To tell them not to worry
00:44:21I'm already cured
00:44:22And while I'm at it, I'll have a beer.
00:44:26What do you mean we're going to be parents?
00:44:31Pass the passive voice
00:44:32Ignorant of life
00:44:33That cannot be a direct object
00:44:35Sirs
00:44:36It's time
00:44:37Please stop writing
00:44:38And start handing in your exams
00:44:40Dad
00:44:41What about equations?
00:44:43Look, Mr. John
00:44:43My time is running out
00:44:44And it seems the skewer has gotten all mixed up.
00:44:46I have the step
00:44:50Mr. Juan
00:44:51Fast
00:44:51What is the value of X and what is the value of Y?
00:44:53Just a moment, Emilio
00:44:54One moment
00:44:54Damn, you're supposed to be a teacher.
00:44:56I grade exams
00:44:57I don't have to do them
00:44:59This is the state of the education system
00:45:00Please
00:45:02Hand in the exams
00:45:03I won't repeat it again.
00:45:04Mr. Juan
00:45:05For his family
00:45:06I messed up
00:45:06X equals 28
00:45:08And the same as the square root of 2
00:45:09Yes sir
00:45:10Yes sir
00:45:13That's my price.
00:45:16That's it, that's it
00:45:19It stays with you
00:45:20In a very short time
00:45:21Do you think I'm stupid?
00:45:23Sorry
00:45:24Is that on the exam?
00:45:25You have copied
00:45:26It carries a transmitter.
00:45:27There in the ear
00:45:28She thought she was going to pull a fast one on me.
00:45:30I have been teaching for 30 years.
00:45:32I will take care of it personally
00:45:34That you never set foot in a university
00:45:36Sorry
00:45:37Do you know my name?
00:45:39No
00:45:40But room
00:45:41Look for it
00:45:41See you later
00:45:43I'm getting married.
00:45:44It will be
00:45:44He will be the son of...
00:45:46Run, Mr. John
00:45:47Run
00:45:47So everything's fine, right?
00:45:49Yes, yes, yes
00:45:49Not even to know
00:45:50Come on, damn it
00:45:50That's minus 5
00:45:51Let's go to my car
00:45:52No, no, no
00:45:53There are traffic jams
00:45:53Getting on the motorcycle
00:45:54Come on, we're not going to make it.
00:45:55Four?
00:45:55This vehicle is not approved for 4 seats
00:45:57Four won't fit, but three of us will.
00:45:58Come on, give it your all
00:45:59With caution
00:46:00Without a helmet, I'm very dangerous.
00:46:02Hold on
00:46:03Hey, bastards
00:46:03I am in the tower of glory
00:46:05If it cannot be rescued
00:46:06Dad, take a taxi
00:46:08Watch out, Roberto
00:46:09Be careful, for God's sake.
00:46:32Emilio doesn't get it
00:46:33He must be coming
00:46:34Calm down, daughter
00:46:36Traffic jams
00:46:38While I can prick
00:46:39My single for kids
00:46:40How exciting!
00:46:41We're going to a communion
00:46:43No, no, thank you very much.
00:46:44Father
00:46:45If it's supposed to be about to arrive
00:46:46Yeah
00:46:47Daughter, you can't arrive
00:46:48Before the groom
00:46:48If it is delayed
00:46:50You have to wait
00:46:50Out
00:46:51Going around
00:46:52By car
00:46:53What are you saying?
00:46:54After all the trouble I had parking?
00:46:58Mother
00:46:58I don't know what we're doing here.
00:46:59At the goalkeeper's wedding
00:47:00What's happening?
00:47:01He's my colleague
00:47:01And he invited me
00:47:02What I don't understand
00:47:03I make children's dresses.
00:47:04But
00:47:04Look at it
00:47:05Offline
00:47:06This one continues with the herbs
00:47:07At the boarding house
00:47:08Loli
00:47:08It's not going to arrive
00:47:09Not even to the ceremony
00:47:10I didn't expect this
00:47:11From Juan
00:47:12Yes, from my wife
00:47:13But from Juan
00:47:14I am here today
00:47:15I'm leaving separately
00:47:16And you, widower
00:47:16You'll see
00:47:18Paco, what are you doing?
00:47:19I'm recording
00:47:20This historic moment
00:47:21If not then
00:47:22Nobody believes me
00:47:22Please
00:47:24What a situation
00:47:25What a sale atmosphere!
00:47:26There are here
00:47:27He says don't be classist
00:47:28Look who went to talk
00:47:29The one about the shoes
00:47:30From 300 euros
00:47:33Oh my, the ankle
00:47:34Take it, take it, take it
00:47:36By list
00:47:37The top model
00:47:41Oh, malice.
00:47:42You've hurt yourself
00:47:43No no
00:47:44Are you okay?
00:47:45No no
00:47:45I'm fine
00:47:47Sure?
00:47:47Look, there's already a space.
00:47:49Oh, it's swelling up
00:47:50I'm fine
00:48:00Oh, don't tell me
00:48:01We've arrived late
00:48:02Congratulations, Rocío
00:48:03You look beautiful
00:48:04Who are we going to the banquet with?
00:48:06Thank you so much
00:48:07But the thing is, still
00:48:08I haven't gotten married
00:48:09We are waiting for Emilio
00:48:10Okay, daughter
00:48:11But at least
00:48:11You've tried
00:48:12The banquet
00:48:13It hasn't been suspended, has it?
00:48:15Excuse me
00:48:15Who are you?
00:48:17Groom's family?
00:48:18Don't mess around
00:48:18We are neighbors
00:48:20We are
00:48:20Rocío's parents
00:48:22Ah, but they're both white.
00:48:24Other
00:48:24A recessive gene
00:48:26If you say that again
00:48:27The recessive gene thing
00:48:28Leave
00:48:28Okay, let's sit down
00:48:29Excuse me, ma'am
00:48:30But in the church
00:48:31No smoking allowed
00:48:32Whatever you say, Father
00:48:34But these
00:48:34What invited them?
00:48:37I'm here now
00:48:37We can begin
00:48:39Oh well
00:48:39Emilio wasn't with you
00:48:40Ah, but that still
00:48:41They haven't arrived
00:48:42They've already left before me.
00:48:43They came by motorcycle
00:48:44Oh, we're being thrown out!
00:48:45Time is upon us
00:48:46That at one
00:48:47I have another wedding
00:48:48Fuck
00:48:49That looks like a car wash.
00:48:50Everyone in line
00:48:51But where could Emilio have gone?
00:48:56Let's see
00:48:57The three of them are coming on the motorcycle.
00:48:58Without a helmet
00:48:59And without documentation
00:49:00You don't have papers
00:49:01You don't have insurance.
00:49:02They run three red lights
00:49:03Yes, that's correct.
00:49:03Thus, violations exist
00:49:05But if you would be so kind
00:49:06If you let us continue
00:49:07Mr. Agent
00:49:07I'm getting married
00:49:08They're waiting for me at church
00:49:09What does this thing think it is?
00:49:10The new pizza delivery uniform?
00:49:12Come on, please
00:49:12Hey, don't get cocky with me.
00:49:13That he is not in a position to do so
00:49:14No, no, no
00:49:15You guys are really clever
00:49:16They go around marking their position.
00:49:18Excuse me
00:49:18He's a misfit
00:49:19She is undergoing treatment
00:49:20I'm sorry
00:49:21But I have to fine him
00:49:21Without moving the vehicle
00:49:23Let's get going.
00:49:24There shouldn't be much left.
00:49:25Bit?
00:49:25But there are still two kilometers to go
00:49:27Look, officer
00:49:28For those who can see that I'm not lying
00:49:29I'm going to show you the rings
00:49:30I have them here
00:49:34Where are the rings?
00:49:35Emilio doesn't have the rings
00:49:36I left them in the goal.
00:49:37Mr. Juan
00:49:37We'll have to go back home
00:49:38What are you saying?
00:49:39There's no time
00:49:39So what do I do?
00:49:40What should I put on it?
00:49:41On the pull tab of a soda can?
00:49:42Is anyone home?
00:49:43Can I bring them to you?
00:49:44I'm going to call Bethlehem
00:49:45Damn it, Emilio
00:49:45What a wedding!
00:49:46They've set it up really well for you.
00:49:47I thought that was a lot of problems.
00:49:48And a lot of stress
00:49:49And to top it all off, this idiot stops us.
00:49:52What called me?
00:49:55ID cards of everyone please
00:49:56Now nobody gets married.
00:50:01Come on
00:50:02Run to the church
00:50:02Come on
00:50:03Hurry, I'll keep him entertained.
00:50:04Runs
00:50:05Pull Mr. Juan
00:50:06Tire
00:50:06Mess
00:50:07I'm ready.
00:50:08But the damn motorcycle
00:50:10But today
00:50:10Stay still
00:50:11Please
00:50:12Don't hit
00:50:13Don't hit
00:50:13I have my rights.
00:50:14Stay still.
00:50:15Still
00:50:1734
00:50:1935
00:50:2130
00:50:21There is no pain
00:50:22Physical exercise
00:50:24It's the best
00:50:24To disconnect
00:50:2537
00:50:32Yeah
00:50:32Nativity scene
00:50:33Do me a favor
00:50:34Lower the goal
00:50:35And bring me the rings to the church
00:50:36I left them behind
00:50:36At the evening mass
00:50:37What are you saying?
00:50:38How am I going to carry the rings for you?
00:50:39If you see me, dew
00:50:40It kills me
00:50:41It's a damn emergency
00:50:42You don't even have to go in.
00:50:43When I arrive
00:50:44You give them to my father
00:50:44But the thing is
00:50:45I haven't changed
00:50:46I don't have to
00:50:47I haven't washed my hair
00:50:49Not even if I put on
00:50:50That?
00:50:50What more do you give?
00:50:51If you're not the one getting married
00:50:52I bet you won't bring them to me.
00:50:53Come on, Belén, damn it!
00:50:54Don't mess with me
00:50:54Runs
00:50:56Nobody lives here
00:50:58Nobody lives here
00:51:00No
00:51:00Not here
00:51:07Music is the vehicle of the soul
00:51:10The universal language
00:51:11Of the peoples of God
00:51:12I recommend cut number 10
00:51:14I am taking communion
00:51:15I come to receive Communion
00:51:16We are pensioners, father.
00:51:18We're not going to buy it.
00:51:19Emilio doesn't come anymore
00:51:21The other one will be driving around in the car
00:51:23Until he runs out of gas
00:51:25Men are very afraid of commitment
00:51:27Especially if it's with you
00:51:29Tranquillity
00:51:30We're here!
00:51:30Dad
00:51:31You stay at the door
00:51:32Belén has to come
00:51:33Behind the rings
00:51:34Bethlehem is coming
00:51:34Son, you're awesome!
00:51:36I'm going to make a gesture to the bride
00:51:37To make the car stop
00:51:39Oh well
00:51:40What are you doing here?
00:51:40I haven't invited them to the wedding
00:51:42We didn't come to the wedding
00:51:43We come to mass
00:51:44It was a coincidence
00:51:45They come to mass
00:51:4620 kilometers from home
00:51:46And with her hat on
00:51:47It's because we have a lot of glamour.
00:51:49Since we have agreed
00:51:51Will you invite us to the banquet?
00:51:52No?
00:51:53It hurts me
00:51:53It hurts a lot
00:51:54I'm taking her to the emergency room.
00:51:55What happened to him?
00:51:57That has more height
00:51:59I'm going to see Roberto
00:52:00Where is?
00:52:00He's had a minor incident
00:52:02With a member of the police force
00:52:03Let's trust in swift trials
00:52:05The bride is coming
00:52:06Let's begin
00:52:07Come on, come on
00:52:08That we got married
00:52:09Come on
00:52:09Sure?
00:52:11Come on
00:52:11That we got married
00:52:13Come on
00:52:13Come on
00:52:13Come on
00:52:14That we got married
00:52:15The joy
00:52:16Who are all these people?
00:52:17Where is my family?
00:52:19And Mom?
00:52:20I've told them
00:52:21That the wedding was delayed
00:52:22Next Saturday
00:52:23You'll see the look on their faces.
00:52:24Even an aunt from Argentina is coming.
00:52:26And all
00:52:26Dad, I'll kill you, okay?
00:52:28I told you
00:52:28Either your mother or me
00:52:30And that's clear.
00:52:30They love me more
00:52:31Who the hell is going to take me to my altar now?
00:52:33If it's there, damn it
00:52:34Go by yourself
00:52:35Okay, I'm going to the door.
00:52:36Yes, go ahead
00:52:37Go away
00:52:37Go away
00:52:38Mr. Juan
00:52:39That would make me very happy.
00:52:40What do you say?
00:52:41Some kind words at the ceremony
00:52:42And you who speak too
00:52:43Whatever you want
00:52:45But here I am now
00:52:46As if we could even talk about marriage
00:52:47No, no
00:52:53Hello
00:52:54Hello
00:53:03Can we know?
00:53:03Where do you come from?
00:53:04Looking like that?
00:53:05We'll talk later, you and I.
00:53:06Yes, we will talk.
00:53:07Let's see how the bride turns out
00:53:20Tanme guapa, darling
00:53:21Where were you?
00:53:23I almost had a heart attack.
00:53:24Good morning
00:53:25Welcome
00:53:27We are gathered here today
00:53:29To unite Rocío and Emilio
00:53:31In holy matrimony
00:53:33Before one
00:53:35If possible
00:53:35Because we're getting overwhelmed with work.
00:53:38Let us pray
00:53:48A goalkeeper and a wallet
00:53:52Wonderful metaphor
00:53:53On the very fact of love
00:53:55Love that travels like letters
00:53:57But it always reaches its destination
00:54:00Right to the heart of that goal
00:54:03What does home represent?
00:54:04The innermost core
00:54:07From a family
00:54:08Born today
00:54:09Here
00:54:11Among us
00:54:13It's pure poetry.
00:54:14This man
00:54:14You've been deceived, Juan
00:54:17Acknowledge him as a man
00:54:18Forgive me, forgive me
00:54:19Don't pass the buck.
00:54:20You're the only one with the sweets here.
00:54:21I?
00:54:23Children
00:54:23Your father and I
00:54:24We're going to separate
00:54:25Start thinking about who with
00:54:26Do you want to stay?
00:54:27Me with Dad
00:54:28So you love him
00:54:29More than me
00:54:30Look, love is the same
00:54:31But the quality of life
00:54:32It has nothing to do with it
00:54:33Oh, really?
00:54:34We're still together, aren't we?
00:54:36Who have you been hooking up with, Paloma?
00:54:38Tell me who it is
00:54:39And now
00:54:39Juan Cuesta
00:54:40He's going to come up and delight us
00:54:43Briefly
00:54:43With some beautiful words
00:54:45You're the one who's confused things.
00:54:47With the herbs
00:54:48What about me?
00:54:49Admit it, Juan
00:54:50Don't be a coward
00:54:51Mr. Cuesta, please
00:54:52If you would be so kind
00:54:54Yes, I'm going
00:54:55Go
00:54:58But what did he tell you?
00:54:59This man who speaks?
00:55:00I, a woman
00:55:01If he's like his father
00:55:01That I've never had
00:55:05Good morning
00:55:05Go away, Mr. Cuesta
00:55:08Go away
00:55:09Ma'am, please
00:55:10Shell
00:55:11We're not in a meeting.
00:55:12Daughter, it's the custom
00:55:14Daughter, but not
00:55:14My friend asks me
00:55:16And loyal employee Emilio
00:55:17Say a few nice words
00:55:18About marriage
00:55:19Good
00:55:21Marriage is
00:55:22Is
00:55:23It's shit
00:55:26Ole
00:55:28Is it worth it?
00:55:28Yeah
00:55:29Until he puts them on you
00:55:30Because it puts them on you
00:55:31And it doesn't matter what you wear
00:55:32Married for twenty years
00:55:33In the end they put you in
00:55:34The treacherous stab
00:55:35Thank you
00:55:36Thank you very much, Mr. Cuesta.
00:55:37What are you saying?
00:55:38Yours is a stab in the back.
00:55:39Come on!
00:55:41Yes, it is beautiful.
00:55:42The speech, yes
00:55:45Because the day of faith
00:55:46Everything is very beautiful.
00:55:47Even the bride keeps herself safe
00:55:49Mariano
00:55:50I am here
00:55:51Shut up, damn it
00:55:52This is very interesting.
00:55:53What do we have to give Emilio?
00:55:54The rings
00:55:55How do we do it?
00:55:56Wait
00:55:56Let's ask him
00:55:58What's that?
00:55:59The exam transmitter
00:56:00I still wear it in my ear.
00:56:03Son
00:56:04Can you hear me?
00:56:05Change
00:56:05Dad
00:56:06What are you doing talking to me here?
00:56:07I've arrived
00:56:08Meden with the rings
00:56:09I'll send it to you
00:56:10What are you saying?
00:56:11No way, man
00:56:11No
00:56:12It's a joke
00:56:12I'll take it to you now.
00:56:15Take
00:56:17I'll be right back
00:56:19Mariano
00:56:19The rings
00:56:22Shit wedding
00:56:24Shit
00:56:25Come on
00:56:27I idolize you
00:56:28They will tell you
00:56:28And a milk
00:56:29I don't know if the children are mine.
00:56:31Because they don't look alike at all to me.
00:56:32And it wouldn't be the first case
00:56:33You're going to tell me.
00:56:34Dad
00:56:35Be quiet
00:56:35Father
00:56:37This man who accuses me
00:56:38He's cheating on me
00:56:40With a drug-addicted neighbor
00:56:41That I have
00:56:42My wife
00:56:42Specifically
00:56:43Let's see
00:56:44Let's see
00:56:44Let's see
00:56:45Let's see
00:56:45My children
00:56:45We're losing our way
00:56:47We are here
00:56:48To get married
00:56:49To Rocío and Emilio
00:56:50To talk about sins
00:56:52There is the confessional
00:56:53Mr. Juan
00:56:54A little bit of please
00:56:55The wedding is making me dizzy.
00:56:56Sorry
00:56:57Sorry
00:56:57Let it be known that I wish them
00:56:59All the happiness in the world
00:57:00Very good
00:57:01Thank you so much
00:57:02And now let's get to what it is
00:57:04The link itself
00:57:05Dew
00:57:05Emilio
00:57:06Please stand up
00:57:08Do you have the rings?
00:57:11Yeah
00:57:12Yeah
00:57:12I have them
00:57:13Yeah
00:57:18But look at your wife
00:57:20They can already be seen in front of us
00:57:22With all the nerve
00:57:22I don't expect
00:57:24Not even until the ceremony is over
00:57:25I'll smash Juan's face in.
00:57:27Right here
00:57:27Dew
00:57:28Emilio
00:57:29Did you come here of your own free will?
00:57:32Yeah
00:57:33We have come freely
00:57:35Emilio
00:57:37Emilio, it's me, Belén.
00:57:39It just can't be
00:57:40Sorry?
00:57:41No, nothing.
00:57:42Go on, go on, Father.
00:57:44Follow
00:57:46This
00:57:46So the one with the beard is
00:57:48It just can't be
00:57:50Well, I certainly think so.
00:57:53He is my husband
00:57:55Why are you laughing?
00:57:57Don't know
00:57:58Dew
00:57:59Do you love Emilio?
00:58:00Do you want Emilio as your lawful husband?
00:58:02To love and respect him
00:58:04Look
00:58:05You know I've never interfered in your relationship
00:58:08But I would like you to know how I feel about you.
00:58:11And now that you can't speak, I'll take advantage.
00:58:14In sickness and in health
00:58:16In wealth and in poverty
00:58:18Every day of your life
00:58:19Until death do us part
00:58:22Yes I want
00:58:23I know it's not the best time
00:58:25Well no
00:58:26Emilio
00:58:26I'm not telling you not to get married, okay?
00:58:29You can get married if you want.
00:58:30I understand.
00:58:32Emilio
00:58:33Yes, yes
00:58:34I know I'm nothing special
00:58:36Well, neither do you.
00:58:38But I think everything we've experienced has been very beautiful.
00:58:42Are you okay?
00:58:45Focus, son
00:58:45If it's just for a moment
00:58:47Emilio
00:58:49Do you want Rocío to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:58:51To love and respect her
00:58:53In sickness and in health
00:58:55In wealth and in poverty
00:58:57Well, to sum it up
00:58:58I'm sure you're very busy.
00:59:00And I don't want to keep you any longer.
00:59:02This has been very difficult for me to accept.
00:59:04By...
00:59:05By...
00:59:05Because she was foolish and proud
00:59:08But I wanted you to know that...
00:59:12That...
00:59:13That I am very much in love with you
00:59:15Every day of your life
00:59:17Until death do us part
00:59:18Come on, let's...
00:59:20I love you
00:59:22What's happening?
00:59:24No, no, no, nothing.
00:59:25I was thinking about something else.
00:59:27Were you thinking about something else?
00:59:30In what?
00:59:31You can repeat the question.
00:59:32I'm just really nervous
00:59:35Relax, darling
00:59:36That's fine, right?
00:59:37Look, you...
00:59:38What do you have here?
00:59:40What is this?
00:59:41Wow!
00:59:41Football is being listened to
00:59:43While getting married
00:59:43They enter free of charge from the phone.
00:59:45In case he called my mother
00:59:47He doesn't know where the church is.
00:59:48So, yeah, I love you
00:59:49And...
00:59:50I'm going to miss you a lot
00:59:52AND...
00:59:52And may you be very happy
00:59:53Belén, I don't know what you're saying
00:59:55But shut up
00:59:56Change
00:59:56Where is?
00:59:58Where is?
00:59:59But why don't we continue with this?
01:00:00It's nonsense.
01:00:08You come here, explain this to me
01:00:10Are you going to sleep with my wife?
01:00:12And on top of that, they're calling you a show-off?
01:00:14No, no, no, no, no
01:00:14No, no, no, no
01:00:14Don't touch him, okay?
01:00:16Baby, I'll hit you in the chakra!
01:00:18Hey, please, don't make a scene here.
01:00:21Move, move
01:00:45No, Rocío, really
01:00:46Calm down
01:00:46That I...
01:00:47I just thought he could hear me.
01:00:48And I have only come to bring you the rings.
01:00:50I swear, really
01:00:51I swear, really
01:00:52Absolutely.
01:00:56How lucky!
01:00:57The bouquet fell to her
01:00:59It hasn't fallen on him
01:01:00He threw it in her face
01:01:03Come on, come on
01:01:05That we got married
01:01:07Come on
01:01:07The joy
01:01:09And the heart
01:01:11Come on, come on
01:01:12How this sinks
01:01:16Well, like the Titanic
01:01:17My daughter
01:01:18A little bit of music
01:01:19Come on, come on
01:01:21That we got married
01:01:23Come on, come on
01:01:25That we got married
01:01:27Come on
01:01:28Come on
01:01:30That?
01:01:31Was there a wedding or not?
01:01:35Do you know what's going on?
01:01:36Because it was just the two of us
01:01:37And none of them rebuilt their lives.
01:01:38Because I kept thinking about you
01:01:39And look at the poor thing, she's really tough on women.
01:01:40Well, she told me
01:01:41A child
01:01:42And I told him
01:01:42Okay then
01:01:43Clear
01:01:43And I'm 33 years old
01:01:44I had to make up my mind now.
01:01:45I had to decide.
01:01:45I was in a hurry
01:01:46And then
01:01:46The first thing I told him
01:01:47First
01:01:48If it's a boy
01:01:48We call him Fernando
01:01:49It's true
01:01:49He told me that.
01:01:50First
01:01:51Okay, okay, okay
01:01:51Stay calm
01:01:52We'll try to clarify the situation
01:01:53Yes, come on
01:01:54A crisis cabinet
01:01:55Like the Moncloa
01:01:56You are going to have a child
01:01:58That's clear.
01:01:58Yeah
01:01:59You are the mother
01:02:00Technically speaking
01:02:01And you put the semen in.
01:02:02Come on
01:02:02That you are the biological father
01:02:04Yeah
01:02:04It's clear.
01:02:05It's crystal clear
01:02:06Yeah
01:02:06AND
01:02:07And what am I?
01:02:08Well, you are
01:02:09The one who put up the money
01:02:10Uncle Scrooge McDuck
01:02:11My life
01:02:12Don't get angry
01:02:13Just kidding
01:02:13You are one more member of the family
01:02:14Right, Bea?
01:02:15Yes, yes, of course.
01:02:16So we're going to be a big family.
01:02:18But from parents
01:02:19Three are better than two
01:02:20And there will always be one.
01:02:21That I could look for him at the school
01:02:22The concept of family
01:02:23It's changing
01:02:25One last question
01:02:26Am I the only one of the three?
01:02:28Does this seem a little strange to you?
01:02:30Yeah
01:02:31In addition to here
01:02:32It could make a great movie
01:02:33Three homosexuals
01:02:34And a baby bottle
01:02:36Mother of God
01:02:52Emilio, don't worry
01:02:53Don't get overwhelmed
01:02:54Perhaps it was your destiny
01:02:55Don't get married today
01:02:55Sure, if this date
01:02:57It was ours
01:02:57We should have gotten married
01:02:59What a disaster
01:03:00With the banquet paid for
01:03:02And the food goes in the trash
01:03:03What, in the trash?
01:03:04Into the freezer?
01:03:06Very elegant place, isn't it?
01:03:08They've played the march for us
01:03:10Announce when we've arrived
01:03:11It's been wonderful
01:03:13Dear
01:03:13If we get married
01:03:14We got married in secret, huh?
01:03:17Hey, I think so too
01:03:18It's worse than calling Rocío, isn't it?
01:03:19To help him get over his anger
01:03:21Well, I was expecting it too.
01:03:22Two or three years
01:03:24Or twenty or thirty
01:03:25That way you're on the safe side.
01:03:30Hello
01:03:37Are you OK?
01:03:43I understand that you might be angry.
01:03:46I don't know what's happened to me.
01:03:47I had all of that inside me
01:03:48And I had to tell you.
01:03:50No, but you told me
01:03:51Very nice things
01:03:53But damn, having chosen
01:03:54Another moment
01:03:55Why haven't you told me?
01:03:56All that before?
01:03:57Because I'm very proud
01:03:58I already told you in church
01:03:59Are you paying attention?
01:04:00When are they talking to you?
01:04:01But how could I be paying attention?
01:04:01If I was there getting married
01:04:02And the priest telling me things
01:04:03On poverty
01:04:04The disease
01:04:04And death
01:04:05Okay, fine.
01:04:06Maybe I haven't chosen
01:04:07The best moment
01:04:08But at least
01:04:09I have been honest
01:04:10Everything I've told you
01:04:11It's true
01:04:12Are you sure that's true?
01:04:13That you haven't done it
01:04:14To ruin my wedding?
01:04:16Nativity scene
01:04:17Do you love me?
01:04:19Yes
01:04:20Ah
01:04:27What do we do?
01:04:29Man, I'm staying with you.
01:04:31Better than nothing
01:04:32Ah, very romantic.
01:04:33Excuse me, but I am not
01:04:34Nobody's second course
01:04:35But you didn't want to come back
01:04:37Yes, but not like that.
01:04:38But Bethlehem
01:04:39If you're looking for it
01:04:39Don't play hard to get.
01:04:40Excuse me, but you've got me
01:04:41To conquer again
01:04:42Do I have to win you over?
01:04:43What for?
01:04:44If you're already crazy about me
01:04:45Go to hell.
01:04:47Nativity scene
01:04:48Get off, silly girl, we'll be right back
01:04:51Nativity scene
01:04:51Don't give me any weddings, damn it!
01:04:53Nativity scene
01:04:56It will come down.
01:05:00Alice
01:05:00Good news
01:05:02Emilio has not married
01:05:04And I'm still alive
01:05:04What you've missed
01:05:06Where is?
01:05:07You're going
01:05:07Not now, Belén
01:05:08We are at a moment
01:05:09Very romantic
01:05:10He's sprained his sprain.
01:05:11And we were here
01:05:12Go away, let's go
01:05:12Okay, okay
01:05:14Hey, but the leg
01:05:15It doesn't hurt anymore
01:05:16And this, right?
01:05:17Okay, okay
01:05:18See you later
01:05:23How's the eye?
01:05:24Okay, okay
01:05:25A bit
01:05:26Swollen
01:05:27And your nose
01:05:27Well, it just hurts
01:05:29When I sneeze
01:05:29Until it reached me
01:05:30Not even close
01:05:32Wow, you've got a right hand!
01:05:33Hey, Juanito?
01:05:34It's square.
01:05:35Your hook is also respectable.
01:05:36I didn't see it coming.
01:05:37Hey, sorry for thinking that
01:05:39That my wife and you
01:05:40No, no, no
01:05:41If it's me who wants to apologize to you
01:05:43For having doubted you
01:06:14Why didn't you tell me?
01:06:14The sales?
01:06:15You're acting all mystical.
01:06:16But you're a weed.
01:06:17You're a bug
01:06:18And look
01:06:19I'll throw this skirt away
01:06:20That you always side with me.
01:06:23Hey
01:06:24Don't touch my clothes
01:06:25Because I
01:06:26I'll take this towel for you.
01:06:29And I do the same
01:06:30Oh no, my spa towel
01:06:33Bring that dress over here
01:06:34Paloma, let me have my clothes
01:06:36Stay still with the rope
01:06:38But where are you going?
01:06:41I'll throw this at you.
01:06:42And that's that.
01:06:58Paloma, are you okay?
01:07:00Pigeon
01:07:01Don't leave things in the yard, man.
01:07:02An ambulance, an ambulance
01:07:04What happened, Mr. Cuesta?
01:07:06My wife has fallen into the yard
01:07:08Wow!
01:07:09He has broken all our strings