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00:01:30And I defended myself with pepper spray, but as for attacking, closing my eyes, well, it was useless.
00:01:38nothing.
00:01:39Poor thing, you must have had a terrible time.
00:01:41Huh? Yes, yes, very bad, very bad, quite bad.
00:01:44Come on, come here.
00:01:50It's over now.
00:01:51Yes, I've already been through it, yes.
00:01:56Here, here, here, nobody lives here, not here, not here.
00:02:00Every day is like this, I couldn't have imagined it when I came here.
00:02:05I was just looking for something bad.
00:02:07I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.
00:02:10No one can live here, no one can live here, no one can live here.
00:02:14No one can live here, no one can live here, no one can live here.
00:02:18The house above me is collapsing, I can't find the doorman, the neighbors are watching and listening to me, I endure in
00:02:27This place.
00:02:28To put a cocktail shaker in an earthquake and a volcano, and so far behind this staircase.
00:02:41No one can live here, no one can live here, no one can live here.
00:02:46No one can live here, no one can live here, no one can live here.
00:02:51No one can live here, here, here.
00:02:57Fernando, the house is falling down on me, I'm not used to living alone.
00:03:01I miss you.
00:03:02And I love you too, Mauri, but what do you think? That I'm not bored in London?
00:03:06Look, as soon as I have a free moment I'll come see you.
00:03:07It's just that I have an empty house, no boyfriend, no car, just like your sister is left.
00:03:11Well, buy one then, if you're not short of money, just wait a moment.
00:03:14Yeah, yeah, I'll be right there, just a second.
00:03:17Mauri.
00:03:18Yes, we'll talk later, okay?
00:03:20A kiss, I love you.
00:03:22Mauri!
00:03:22It's us!
00:03:24My God.
00:03:27We've come to keep you company, because you're very lonely.
00:03:30Hi, Mauri.
00:03:31But we can't play the patch game, because Fernando is missing.
00:03:34Fernando is not here.
00:03:35But there's Concha!
00:03:37Oh!
00:03:37What are we neighbors for?
00:03:39To help us in difficult times.
00:03:42But if I'm not doing badly, I swear, you all just go on with your lives.
00:03:45Well, that's not what you were telling Fernando on the phone.
00:03:47I thought that you lost your hearing with age.
00:03:49Oh, really?
00:03:50Well, I haven't noticed anything.
00:03:51I've had something in this ear for a while now, yes.
00:03:54But I haven't looked at it.
00:03:56Do you know what you need?
00:03:57A little dog to keep you company.
00:03:59Yes, that's true.
00:04:00Because this rabbit tends to constantly ignore me.
00:04:02I'll take care of everything.
00:04:04Valentín has a friend who has had puppies.
00:04:06I'll bring you one.
00:04:07That's appreciated.
00:04:08Okay, come on, let's see who comes out, let's see.
00:04:10No, no, no, you all stay put, playing quietly, while I go buy a car.
00:04:15I don't know where, but I'm going to buy a car.
00:04:17What did you say you want to buy?
00:04:18A car.
00:04:19Well, follow me.
00:04:20Come on.
00:04:22No, I'm telling you no, something's wrong with Emilio.
00:04:24He doesn't call me, he doesn't come up to see me.
00:04:26I've been ignoring myself for a week now, damn it.
00:04:28Oh my God, a week without sex, poor thing.
00:04:30This guy is acting tough, he's acting tough with me, it's unbelievable, come on.
00:04:33I don't know, go downstairs and ask him what's wrong.
00:04:35I don't feel like it.
00:04:36He thinks I miss him.
00:04:39It's because you miss him.
00:04:40No.
00:04:41It's pathetic, but true, Belén.
00:04:43Admit reality, you need to mature emotionally.
00:04:46Look who she went to talk to about emotional maturity, the one who's chasing after a spoiled brat.
00:04:50Excuse me, but Alex is not a kid.
00:04:52I'd like to tell you something that happened to me tonight, so you can give me your opinion.
00:04:56Nonsense, huh?
00:04:57But it's affecting me a little bit psychologically...
00:05:00What happened to you?
00:05:01Please, you have to promise me that you won't tell anyone.
00:05:04Well, it depends on how interesting it is.
00:05:05No, we're not going to tell anyone.
00:05:07Say it now.
00:05:09I had an erotic dream about Juan Cuesta.
00:05:15That's great, aunt.
00:05:17Listen, if you don't want to tell us, don't tell us, but don't make up nonsense.
00:05:20No, no, I'm serious.
00:05:21I dreamt that he and I...
00:05:24Anyway, we were having sex in the elevator.
00:05:28Go to the doctor.
00:05:29Go to the doctor, and do it now.
00:05:31But let's see, what exactly was the dream like?
00:05:34I'm going down in the elevator, right?
00:05:35No, they stop after a second, Mr. Cuesta comes in and as we continue going down, he suddenly presses the button for
00:05:40Stop, he violently pushes me against the wall and...
00:05:43AND?
00:05:43And he kisses me.
00:05:45Doesn't that seem very strange to you?
00:05:48Well, the strangest thing about the story is that the elevator worked.
00:05:51Hey, does Roberto know about this?
00:05:53No, no, no, no, no, no, she didn't want to tell him because he'd surely start worrying and
00:05:56to think that I have some kind of sexual disorder.
00:05:59Oh, no disorders at all.
00:06:00Everyone has sexual fantasies about whomever they want.
00:06:02But no, no, it wasn't a sexual fantasy, it was a nightmare.
00:06:06And Mr. Cuesta in the dream, did he make you uncomfortable or did you like him?
00:06:11I liked it.
00:06:12It's a sexual disorder, but a severe one; I think you should get this checked out.
00:06:15There's no need to dramatize it, right? After all, it was just a dream, and well, everyone has a silly night now and then.
00:06:21No?
00:06:21Exactly that?
00:06:22Belén said the first time she did it with Emilio and look how it's turned out, chronic.
00:06:25But no, no, I don't like Mr. Cuesta.
00:06:28No, no, no, no, no, no way.
00:06:31Man, but that manly little beard.
00:06:34That penetrating gaze.
00:06:35And hey, he's the president of the community, you don't sleep around with just anyone.
00:06:39And hair implants have improved a lot now.
00:06:42Such great friendship, huh? Such understanding, come on, I'm delighted to have you as friends.
00:06:47But Lucia, don't get angry, you've argued a lot and arguments always end up in bed.
00:06:52Look at Belén and Emilio.
00:06:53Damn it, stop using me as an example.
00:06:54Listen, please, seriously, not a word about this to anyone.
00:06:58No, no, no, no, no.
00:07:02No, no.
00:07:12Look, if you're going to be moving around the city, this is what you need.
00:07:16No, it seems a little small for me.
00:07:18Hey, it's bigger on the inside than on the outside, okay?
00:07:21Now all brands are copying this.
00:07:24I can't imagine you in any other car, Mauricio.
00:07:27Mauri, I prefer Mauri.
00:07:29Hey, how's the engine? Because I don't know anything about cars.
00:07:31It's fantastic, they don't make engines like this anymore.
00:07:33I've taken this one everywhere.
00:07:36In other words, it has many kilometers.
00:07:37No, no, not at all.
00:07:38I've spoiled him more than my own children.
00:07:40Hey, it passed its MOT, and the upholstery is new.
00:07:43The brake pads have 500 kilometers on them.
00:07:46Dude, I feel bad selling it, but I don't use it.
00:07:49I don't know, Andrés.
00:07:50I think 3,600 euros is a bit expensive.
00:07:54Look at those little wheels.
00:07:55Expensive?
00:07:55But this is a classic.
00:07:56This will increase in value over time.
00:07:58This is an investment.
00:07:59But come on, no strings attached.
00:08:02I have no shortage of buyers for this car.
00:08:05Do you know who wants to buy it from me?
00:08:06Marta Sánchez.
00:08:07Oh, really?
00:08:08She's taken a fancy to it, but I'd be much happier if you bought it for me.
00:08:12And that's how I still see it.
00:08:17Okay, fine, I'll take it.
00:08:19Of course, man.
00:08:20Let's sort out the paperwork.
00:08:22But I can take a look around.
00:08:23Next, next.
00:08:24We're going to do things right.
00:08:25Once you turn around, you won't get off.
00:08:28Hey, does it have air conditioning?
00:08:29Yeah.
00:08:30You take it out and it starts in first gear.
00:08:32No, air conditioning.
00:08:33Hey, but you're ripped, huh?
00:08:35You go to the gym.
00:08:36No, don't believe it.
00:08:37What do you mean, no?
00:08:40Let's see.
00:08:41Andrés told us that he would return the 3,000 euros from the community within 30 days.
00:08:44with very attractive interests.
00:08:46Yes, but 10 days have passed and he hasn't said a word.
00:08:48That money is lost.
00:08:50Not at all.
00:08:51File a complaint in court and that's it.
00:08:52Let them know that here, those who don't pay suffer.
00:08:54I believe in dialogue, in the power of words.
00:08:57That's how it goes for you, buddy, every new guy who comes along messes you up.
00:09:00I heard them in the courtyard by accident.
00:09:02And they must not be doing well financially, huh?
00:09:04No, those aren't exactly trustworthy.
00:09:05Otherwise, why would they come from a villa?
00:09:07That money is lost.
00:09:09Watch out, they're coming, they're coming.
00:09:11Good morning, neighbors.
00:09:12Hello hello.
00:09:14Juan, I was looking for you.
00:09:16Here, they're nice and warm.
00:09:17The 3,000 euros plus the 600 in interest that I promised you.
00:09:21Oh, we'd almost forgotten about it.
00:09:22Oh, and some war sports keychains.
00:09:27Oh, how lovely, thank you!
00:09:29Okay, keep it up, huh?
00:09:31Isa, look, when you can, come by and I'll show you the house.
00:09:35Uh, well, that's if I can find some time!
00:09:37Yeah.
00:09:38Leave her alone, man, leave her alone, Andrés.
00:09:41Well.
00:09:43Bye bye.
00:09:44Look, you guys like to think badly of people, huh?
00:09:46They are a couple as honest as we are.
00:09:48It's these girls, who are always teasing us.
00:09:50Give me, let's tell it, because you trust just anyone.
00:09:53And that money goes into the community account.
00:09:57Sausage.
00:10:00I don't trust him.
00:10:03Hey, where did you get the money to pay those people?
00:10:06Ah, that's what I wanted to tell you, I haven't had time.
00:10:11I sold the car.
00:10:12The car? But you had it brand new.
00:10:15No, yours.
00:10:16Since she was already quite old and it just so happened that the downstairs neighbor had taken a fancy to her.
00:10:21And now that we live in the city center, we don't need it.
00:10:24But who are you to sell my car without asking my permission?
00:10:27Don't you see? These are the things that destabilize me.
00:10:29Why? I'm going to yoga.
00:10:32What did I tell you during the last embargo?
00:10:33My things are not to be touched.
00:10:35But Isabel, the car was a mess.
00:10:37But it had passed the MOT.
00:10:39No, I hadn't passed it.
00:10:41I removed the sticker from my brother's.
00:10:44But why are you lying to me?
00:10:46Well, look, just leave it.
00:10:47Leave it because it makes me angry and it's negative energy that gets inside me
00:10:51and then I don't know where to put it anymore.
00:10:54Honey, we have to win over the neighbors.
00:10:56Right now we need money until the store takes off.
00:11:00Let it take off. Or let it be seized.
00:11:02No, if the store doesn't work out, I already have my next business idea planned.
00:11:06Taxis for Japanese people.
00:11:08Ah, taxis for Japanese people.
00:11:10Yes, yes.
00:11:10They are picked up at the airport.
00:11:12And they give them whatever twists and turns they want with flamenco, huh?
00:11:16And a finite one.
00:11:17People steal from them, but they steal from them badly.
00:11:19They're not happy and they complain, of course, that's normal.
00:11:21Hey, look, leave it.
00:11:23The less I know about these things, the better.
00:11:26Isabel, if you don't support me in business, I'll go under.
00:11:30Behind every great man there has to be a great woman.
00:11:33Oh, I don't know if ours is the best example.
00:11:45Emilio, what are you doing?
00:11:49What did Mr. Juan, who cleans the inside of the bucket, tell me?
00:11:51You see, they're going to fill it with shit again tonight.
00:11:53And the sunglasses?
00:11:54Well, to protect my eyes.
00:11:56You must comply with current regulations for handling steam cleaners.
00:11:59Look, I'll give you a little bit on your face for blackheads.
00:12:02Take that away.
00:12:03Emilio, why don't you call me?
00:12:04Why don't you come up and see me?
00:12:05But wait, you didn't tell me that you forgot about me.
00:12:07Yes, so what does that have to do with anything?
00:12:09If you interpret things however you want.
00:12:11Look, Belén, I'm fed up.
00:12:12This is over, and it's over.
00:12:13And I want to turn the page because we've both been stuck on the same page for too long.
00:12:17And I'm already tired of the book.
00:12:18And that's it.
00:12:19And I don't want to hurt you, but if I do, it's not so bad for you either.
00:12:23Well, that's exactly what I wanted to tell you.
00:12:25You see.
00:12:26No, don't lie, Belén, you came here looking for love.
00:12:28It's obvious you're broken inside.
00:12:30But how can you be such an idiot, such a coward, and so...
00:12:34That's it, that's it.
00:12:35You're a pimp who...
00:12:36Vent your feelings, darling, that's a very good thing.
00:12:38Vent your feelings.
00:12:38And if you don't mind, while you're insulting me, I'm going to keep cleaning the bucket, okay?
00:12:42That's it, that's it.
00:12:43No, it's my fault.
00:12:44Yes, that's it.
00:12:45It's because you're this building that drives us all crazy.
00:12:47I'm hooking up with the goalkeeper, Lucía has fantasies about the president, if only...
00:12:51What did you say?
00:12:53Lucía is attracted to Mr. Juan.
00:12:55Shh!
00:12:56No, that...
00:12:57That...
00:12:58That she had an erotic fantasy about the president.
00:13:01Come on, it was an erotic nightmare, but come on, it didn't go beyond that.
00:13:04But what has that brainless woman dreamed about?
00:13:07He did it with the president in the seat.
00:13:12Emilio.
00:13:13That?
00:13:13Don't say anything, Lucia will kill me.
00:13:15No, no, no, what am I going to say?
00:13:17Emilio, that's killing me!
00:13:18I'm not saying anything, woman, I'm a tomb.
00:13:20I'm going to say, I'm not going to say.
00:13:23That's it.
00:13:25Oh my God, that's intense.
00:13:27That's intense, I'm going to poke my eye out from nerves.
00:13:30That's intense.
00:13:32What a load of crap.
00:13:33Fernando, I'm very happy, I've bought a car.
00:13:35Already?
00:13:36Quick, isn't it?
00:13:37Which one did you buy?
00:13:38A small one, one of those old ones that are increasing in value.
00:13:41Oh, and Vicenta is going to bring me a puppy.
00:13:42I've already bought the little bed for him.
00:13:44Oh, they're here!
00:13:46I'll call you later.
00:13:47A kiss, I love you.
00:13:48Yes, go ahead, tell me about it later.
00:13:54Holy shit, what is this?
00:13:55Your name is Auron.
00:13:56That's the puppy they gave me for you.
00:13:58Here, take it.
00:13:59No, no, excuse me, Vicenta, but we must not have understood each other properly.
00:14:01Wasn't it a puppy?
00:14:02Yes, he was a puppy, but that was four years ago.
00:14:06Do you know what's happening?
00:14:06They've given the puppies to everyone.
00:14:08This is the father.
00:14:09Oops!
00:14:10Come!
00:14:12He bit the maid and now they are afraid of him.
00:14:15Know?
00:14:16It's silly, considering how good it is.
00:14:18Look, you have to buy the saddle separately.
00:14:20I feel terrible for him because he's an animal, but I can't keep Sauron.
00:14:25No?
00:14:26Yeah.
00:14:26It's just a little big.
00:14:28Better, that way he'll keep you much better company.
00:14:30Well, we can take him to the pound, but then if nobody takes him, they'll put him down.
00:14:35Vicenta, don't do this to me, okay?
00:14:41Can the name be changed?
00:14:42Yes, you can change it perfectly, but he won't pay any attention to you.
00:14:46Okay, you try it.
00:14:48Try it, try it.
00:14:49You'll see how you won't be able to separate from him later.
00:14:51Yes, yes.
00:14:52Hey, they've already explained to him that I'm the owner, right?
00:14:54Yeah.
00:14:55And don't forget the saddle, okay?
00:15:04Okay, well, I'm going to show you the house.
00:15:13Mr. John, Mr. John, come, come, come, come.
00:15:15Have you cleaned the bins yet?
00:15:16No, I have a bombshell news scoop for the entire building.
00:15:19Don't tell me anything, Emilio.
00:15:20My policy as president of this community is to stay out of any kind of rumor or gossip that
00:15:25could destabilize the...
00:15:26Do you already have wet dreams about yourself?
00:15:27Damn, tell me that.
00:15:28Apparently, she dreamt that you and she were having sex in the elevator and, well, she hit you.
00:15:32Have a good trip.
00:15:33Come on, the creature goes crazy thinking about you.
00:15:35Oh, really?
00:15:36Well, well, it's not that important.
00:15:39But just imagine how bad things must be for this girl to dream about you and her...
00:15:43What's wrong? What's so strange about that?
00:15:46No, nothing.
00:15:48Wouldn't she be the first young girl to feel attracted to a mature man?
00:15:51Of course, Mr. Juan, you are a very attractive man.
00:15:53So what the hell was so funny to you?
00:15:54That's what I say, because I don't see it anywhere.
00:15:56Well, I haven't reasoned.
00:15:57Sometimes I just don't think things through, they told me that in school.
00:16:00It's normal.
00:16:01An ambitious girl who only settles for the best.
00:16:04I am your president.
00:16:06It is the eroticism of power.
00:16:07That?
00:16:08Is that what will happen if you've taken the words right out of my mouth?
00:16:10So we have to act completely normally, okay?
00:16:12Perfect, of course.
00:16:12There's no need to give it too much importance because it's not important.
00:16:14No no.
00:16:16Look, here comes Mrs. Basic Belt.
00:16:17Hello.
00:16:18Let me help you, Lucia.
00:16:19No, no, no.
00:16:20It's not necessary.
00:16:20Please, I insist.
00:16:22But I can do it myself, really.
00:16:24Please.
00:16:25Okay, okay.
00:16:25But wait, you're catching me off guard.
00:16:27There.
00:16:27I'm sorry.
00:16:28I'm sorry.
00:16:29Already.
00:16:29That's it.
00:16:30Okay, okay, I'll open it.
00:16:31Already.
00:16:31Don't worry.
00:16:32Okay, let's go.
00:16:34I'll pass, okay?
00:16:35Yeah.
00:16:37Goodbye, Emilio.
00:16:39Ara.
00:16:41Have a good trip.
00:16:50If you want, leave the bags on the floor, okay?
00:16:52They weigh you down a lot.
00:16:53No.
00:16:54No?
00:16:55Okay, thanks.
00:16:58Well, yes, I'm going to leave some.
00:17:00Yeah.
00:17:01Better.
00:17:02Hey, we've moved to the second floor, huh?
00:17:04Yes, you're already accompanying me upstairs.
00:17:06I'm not going to leave you alone with all this.
00:17:09Okay, thanks.
00:17:15Well, thank you very much for everything, okay?
00:17:19You really don't want me to help you put it in?
00:17:20No, no, no, no.
00:17:21It doesn't cost me anything, okay?
00:17:22No, no, no, really, really.
00:17:22If only Roberto enjoys doing it, it's a hobby he has.
00:17:26Well, if you need me, you know where I am, okay?
00:17:28I am your president, but above all I am your friend.
00:17:30Thank you.
00:17:31I am at your complete disposal.
00:17:32Yes, yes, thank you.
00:17:35My mobile phone?
00:17:35Do you have it?
00:17:36Yes, yes, I have it, I have it.
00:17:37And the fixed rate?
00:17:38Yes, I have everything.
00:17:39It's in case I run out of battery or lose signal.
00:17:44Do you have it?
00:17:45Very well, yes, yes, I have everything.
00:17:46Up the stairs, aerobic exercise, a little cardio a day, joy.
00:17:57Honestly, you can't stay silent for the one thing I tell you.
00:18:01Calm down, how do you know he knows?
00:18:02Well, because I've just had the worst time of my life, Alicia.
00:18:04I didn't go up in the elevator with Juan Cuesta at the Arturo Fernández.
00:18:07Lucia, I swear I haven't told anyone.
00:18:09And neither is Bethlehem.
00:18:11Bethlehem, come here.
00:18:12This is awful, absolutely awful.
00:18:14Who have you told?
00:18:15No, I haven't told anyone.
00:18:17It slipped my mind.
00:18:19It's just that when I argue with Emilio I say stupid things, if that was the biggest stupid thing I've ever said.
00:18:23You told Emilio.
00:18:25No, but come on, I mean, it's very superficial and there's not much detail.
00:18:28I want to die, and then you'll see everything in the building, and they'll think I'm the one.
00:18:31a sick woman.
00:18:32Even worse, they'll think you like the president.
00:18:34I have to tell Roberto about this; I just have to tell Roberto before he finds out from someone else.
00:18:38side.
00:18:38Yes, yes, that would be the most convenient thing.
00:18:40You'd better shut up, okay?
00:18:41Lucia, don't worry.
00:18:42As long as Paloma doesn't find out?
00:18:47Juan, I'm calling your mobile to ask you to come down and help me with the bags and you're not answering.
00:18:52And you don't move, okay?
00:18:54Okay.
00:18:55Come on, Dad, you can do it.
00:18:58Up we go, let's go.
00:19:01What are they doing?
00:19:01One more, Dad, come on, you can do it, let's go.
00:19:04One more, one more, come on.
00:19:06Come on.
00:19:07Two.
00:19:08Very good, no forcing it, eh, champ?
00:19:10Okay, now a protein shake and then a shower.
00:19:12Juan, what are you doing?
00:19:14Nothing, he's just got the urge and wants to get ripped.
00:19:16It's pathetic.
00:19:17Juan, I like you just the way you are.
00:19:19Don't get too puffed up, because then we'll have to alter all your shirts.
00:19:21No, no, woman, this is for health.
00:19:23Come on, we're getting on in years and we need to take care of ourselves, darling.
00:19:26What I don't know is if you have gray hair, you know.
00:19:28That?
00:19:29Anyway, I'm going to take a shower, okay?
00:19:30Hey, I'll take your horsehair glove.
00:19:32I'm going to remove dead cells.
00:19:39Dead cells?
00:19:43And let's see if it's possible that for once you forget that you're the protagonist of The Matrix
00:19:47and I get to the library without throwing up.
00:19:48Do you want me to take you or not?
00:19:50Hello.
00:19:51We've crossed paths a few times.
00:19:52I'm Alicia, from third B.
00:19:54Hi how are things?
00:19:54I am Alex.
00:19:55I am Pablo.
00:19:56We've also crossed paths.
00:19:57But come on, I can see you don't remember.
00:20:00This happens when new people come to the building; normally we meet one day and...
00:20:04Let's get to know each other.
00:20:05It's a tradition.
00:20:06Excellent.
00:20:07What hospitality, right?
00:20:08Hey Pablo, why don't you get off and remove the lock from the motorcycle?
00:20:10Yes, better.
00:20:11I'd rather be down here holding the helmet than up here holding back my laughter.
00:20:15My little brother was left with lasting effects from chickenpox.
00:20:19Well, I don't know.
00:20:20We had a drink and got to know each other.
00:20:22Clear.
00:20:22Where are we going?
00:20:28Fuck.
00:20:30Hey, what do you think if...
00:20:32Yeah.
00:20:32Come on.
00:20:33Yes, yes, yes.
00:20:34Yes, yes.
00:20:34Yes, yes.
00:20:35Hey, hey, one little thing.
00:20:37Yeah.
00:20:37It's silly, isn't it?
00:20:38It's nonsense.
00:20:39How old are you?
00:20:40Me, uh, 27.
00:20:42You?
00:20:42Me too?
00:20:43Yeah.
00:20:43Oh, what a coincidence.
00:20:45So, what do you think?
00:20:45It's very cute, isn't it?
00:20:46Yes, yes, yes.
00:20:47It's very nice.
00:20:48And it comes with all the extras, including a lighter and everything.
00:20:50Hey, what's this for?
00:20:51I don't know.
00:20:52Ah, so this is for reading road maps.
00:20:55I haven't tried it yet.
00:20:56I'm going for a walk.
00:20:56Do you want to come?
00:20:57Sure, man, start it up and see how this goes.
00:21:03Sounds good, huh?
00:21:04The engine sounds good.
00:21:06It looks like it's been tuned.
00:21:06Come on, fasten your seatbelt, we're leaving.
00:21:08But if it doesn't have...
00:21:09Wait, Mauri, wait, wait.
00:21:10Damn it, turn on your turn signal and see if anyone's coming.
00:21:12No, that's cleaned for a breeze.
00:21:14Oh, I still haven't gotten my bearings.
00:21:16The first one is really hard to get in, huh?
00:21:18Look, Mauri, I'm thinking that if that's the best thing, it's for you to go alone.
00:21:21Because this beautiful moment is for you to enjoy without anyone bothering you.
00:21:24This is a very intimate moment.
00:21:26She has a holy card of the Virgin Mary, doesn't she?
00:21:27Come on, close up, I'm leaving.
00:21:28But wait.
00:21:32Beware of the chumacar and the treatment they've given you.
00:21:35That gave me such a fright.
00:21:39Hello.
00:21:40Excuse me, does the goalkeeper know where he is?
00:21:41Yes, it's right in front of you.
00:21:42Come on, it's me.
00:21:43Oh, how nice, you're so young, aren't you?
00:21:45It's because they are usually older.
00:21:47Yes, we are already an endangered species.
00:21:49Emilio, my name is Emilio.
00:21:51Hi how are things?
00:21:51I am Rocío.
00:21:53Nice to meet you, huh?
00:21:54You're going to see me quite a bit now because I'm doing this route.
00:21:56Hey, what happened to Antonio?
00:21:57Antonio, well, he's taken early retirement because the other day he was run over by a guy, a messenger.
00:22:01at a crosswalk.
00:22:02Oh, well that's great, isn't it?
00:22:04Well, it's not so much that he was run over, but that they found a woman so quickly.
00:22:08such a substitute girl too, and so...
00:22:11And, well, give me the cards because I'm getting a bit confused.
00:22:13No, man, no, I already do that, it's my job.
00:22:16Hey, if you want, I'll keep an eye on your shopping cart.
00:22:17Or if you'd prefer an isotonic drink for the journey, or...
00:22:21No, no, no.
00:22:22I'm fine, thanks, okay?
00:22:25I know, Mom.
00:22:28What's that?
00:22:32Oh, she's so beautiful and so nice.
00:22:40And she has a face that, when she looks at me, when she talks to me, I don't know what to say to her.
00:22:44Who are you talking about, dude?
00:22:45Ah, he's obsessed with the one who brings him the letters now.
00:22:48And I don't look at her nipples, I look into her eyes.
00:22:50And that would never have happened to me.
00:22:51Well, that's going to be love, huh?
00:22:53Of course, that's what I'm saying, you're not listening to me.
00:22:56Oh, I'm really drowning, huh?
00:22:57Dude, just say something to her, ask her out, otherwise you've got her for sure.
00:23:00Why? What did you say to him, you bastard?
00:23:02Sure, damn it, it's a way of talking to you.
00:23:03I'm saying you should ask her for a date.
00:23:05No, no, yes, yes, yes, I have to say something to him, because I can't live like this.
00:23:08Damn, some really weird things happen in spring, man.
00:23:10Emilio falls in love, and Lucía has erotic dreams about his father.
00:23:13With my father?
00:23:14Paco, damn it, it was a secret.
00:23:15Lucia, with my father?
00:23:16Damn, tell me then, damn it, it slipped my mind.
00:23:18Damn, how's everyone doing?
00:23:19Can you imagine Lucia there with my father?
00:23:23Hello.
00:23:24Hello.
00:23:25Hey, dude, what did you give me?
00:23:26Nobody can believe this.
00:23:27Well, in Iran it earned more than the diet at the box office.
00:23:30I'm glad about that, but you're not charging me for this one.
00:23:37What's wrong with him?
00:23:38Nothing, Paco, whose snacks are about to expire, gives them to the child and sees how they suit him.
00:23:42Shut up already, damn it.
00:23:45Tell me about it and we'll all have a laugh, right?
00:23:47No, you're not going to find it funny.
00:23:49No, no, you're not going to get it.
00:23:51Give the child a glass of milk and see if it helps.
00:23:54But you're all stupid.
00:23:56Well, I'm off, Lucia is waiting for me.
00:23:58See you later.
00:23:58If I were you, I'd grow a beard, eh, kid?
00:24:01What does it say?
00:24:02Nothing, he's already shut up.
00:24:08Hello darling.
00:24:14Hi, honey, how are you?
00:24:16Come here, I'm going to tell you something, okay?
00:24:18She's very funny, you'll see.
00:24:20Are you pregnant?
00:24:21No, no, no, much funnier.
00:24:23Sit down.
00:24:24It's just that last night...
00:24:25Well, you know I sometimes dream a lot of silly things, right?
00:24:28Well, I actually had an erotic dream about Juan Cuesta last night,
00:24:31We were getting on the elevator and well, that's it, what an erotic dream, right?
00:24:34So I told Alicia and Belén about it for Reino es un ratito.
00:24:37The thing is, they found it so funny that they've been telling everyone about it, and that's it.
00:24:40So, if you hear something, well, don't be surprised.
00:24:45I told you you were going to laugh, right? It's really funny.
00:24:48I'm going to make a salad, okay? Do you want some?
00:24:51Wait, wait, wait, let me see if I've understood.
00:24:54You have fantasies about Juan Cuesta and the whole building knows it.
00:24:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's a fantasy.
00:24:59It is a dreamlike, random construction, completely detached from reality.
00:25:06But you touch yourself.
00:25:07Okay, I mean, Roberto, for God's sake, don't say dirty things.
00:25:11Hey, excuse me, you're the one dreaming up dirty things.
00:25:13Well, look, if I knew, I wouldn't have told you.
00:25:15Come on, put yourself in my shoes. It's like if I told you I wanted to have a threesome with Marisa and Vicenta.
00:25:18And then I go and tell everyone about it.
00:25:20Don't worry, please, it's just a dream.
00:25:22No, no, no, I'm not overwhelmed. I'm amazed, but I'm not overwhelmed.
00:25:26I only ask one thing of you.
00:25:28If you're going to cheat on me, I hope it's with someone else, because you're devastating me.
00:25:32Honey, what nonsense are you talking about?
00:25:35Come on, let's have dinner.
00:25:37Let's have the salad, okay?
00:25:42With Juan Cuesta.
00:25:43Roberto.
00:25:47Excuse me, I'm right there. Go ahead.
00:25:55I don't know what to talk about in the salad.
00:25:57Can you help me?
00:25:59That?
00:26:00To cut things up and stuff.
00:26:02Yeah.
00:26:08Man, Mauricio.
00:26:09How's it going? How's the machine?
00:26:11Go for it, huh?
00:26:13Ah, that goes behind, huh?
00:26:15So, from below.
00:26:16No, no, no, I know where it's going. It's just that it won't stay put.
00:26:18Come on, it's fallen.
00:26:19I've been dragging it around all afternoon.
00:26:21If a lady passing by has taken my hand, long live the newlyweds!
00:26:23Don't worry, okay? I'll call my brother-in-law who has a workshop and he'll come right here to your door to fix it for you.
00:26:28It's just that this happened to me on the first day, Andrés. I mean, I don't want to think badly of you, of
00:26:32TRUE.
00:26:32Mauricio, man, we're neighbors.
00:26:34Mauri, please.
00:26:35In addition, you can continue using the car.
00:26:38The charm of such a sporty car is that it makes a lot of noise, turning girls' heads when you drive by.
00:26:44I'm gay.
00:26:46Ah, well, the guys. I get along best with gay people.
00:26:52Let's see.
00:26:54Okay, give me this, okay? And don't worry about it. It was just bad luck. It won't give you any more trouble.
00:26:59Let's see if that's true, Andrés. Because, look, I had to ask for the glove at the...
00:27:05In...
00:27:14Saurus?
00:27:14Sauron?
00:27:17Hello?
00:27:21Well, it's clear he's not going to bring me the shoes.
00:27:29Sauron!
00:27:37Damn, he's busier than Fernando.
00:27:40No, no, no, no, Sauron. Let's start setting some rules. You go to the living room. I'll sleep here in bed.
00:27:50Okay, but we can take turns. I love the sofa.
00:27:55No, listen, one thing. Today, today's the first day, okay? But tomorrow I'll get serious. Do you hear me?
00:28:02Yeah.
00:28:03Yes, it seems to have gone well for me, it seems to have gone well for me.
00:28:11Hello.
00:28:13How are you?
00:28:17I can't believe it.
00:28:18I can't believe it.
00:28:20Oh, I'm so hungry, what's for dinner?
00:28:21But, but, but, but, what have you done, you infanticide?
00:28:24That one that's just air, what? That was Alex.
00:28:26Belén, you need to overcome that pathological envy you have towards me. It's not doing you any good.
00:28:32But, but, but, but, you can't sink any lower. You're a dirty old woman.
00:28:36Excuse me, but I already asked him that. He's 27 years old.
00:28:39Yes, according to the Aztec calendar. Come on, if he's 27, I just turned 18.
00:28:44But hey, what's the matter? You're an expert.
00:28:45Have you had it carbon-14 dated?
00:28:47What do you bet it's a little yogurt?
00:28:49Whatever you want. How will we find out?
00:28:51Very easy. You go back to bed with him, and when he takes off his pants, I'll grab his wallet.
00:28:57Okay, I'll do my best. Anything to win a bet.
00:29:03We'll see. Who wins and who loses?
00:29:06Okay, so what's going on? Are we starting the meeting or not?
00:29:11Let's see if we can be a little patient, my husband will be out soon.
00:29:14Come on, eat some canapés. They're meant to be eaten, not looked at.
00:29:19And does he keep taking out the same three or three?
00:29:21Eat them, let's see if they'll give us some more.
00:29:23Paloma, the bathroom?
00:29:25Well, way down at the back, beautiful. Where else would it be?
00:29:28Thank you.
00:29:28You're welcome. This girl always looks so cute.
00:29:31She's not in the mood. So she just wants to see how I'm wearing it.
00:29:38Sorry, sorry. I was looking for the bathroom.
00:29:40Well, you've just stumbled upon something else.
00:29:42But what are you doing? Are you all waiting for us outside?
00:29:45Well, they'll have to wait for you, because that's what I'm the president for.
00:29:49Are you crazy? Are you crazy?
00:29:53What's that?
00:29:55What's that?
00:30:01What's wrong? Again?
00:30:05Were you being eaten by sharks or was it Juan Cuesta?
00:30:08I swear I don't understand, honey. Honestly, we were in a meeting...
00:30:12Come on, don't mess with me.
00:30:13Don't mess with me.
00:30:14Hey Roberto, don't be mad at me. It's not my fault.
00:30:17But how can I not be angry? You do it more to him than to me.
00:30:19I don't know, it's not normal. It's not normal. There has to be some explanation.
00:30:23So you like it. You like it? Or you're wrong. Or both. Or I don't know.
00:30:28So, if I set the alarm ten minutes later, you'll have an orgasm.
00:30:31No, no, no. I don't think so, no.
00:30:33But I was looking at you, I know that gesture.
00:30:35What's wrong? Don't you like me anymore? Do you have a problem with me?
00:30:38That's it, my love. I'd tell you, I swear.
00:30:40I don't know, maybe I need to go to a psychologist.
00:30:42Not just one, several. We're cutting it short, okay? This is a crisis, but a proper one.
00:30:53Yes, I heard Emilio say it. Lucía hooked up with the president. In the elevator.
00:30:59Does he go to bed with a slope?
00:31:01Of course, amidst all the fighting and chaos, they've fallen in love. And it's true, the most cherished loves are those that are often fraught with conflict.
00:31:07So, why did Manolo leave you?
00:31:09Stop messing with Manolo. Enough already, you're always bringing him up.
00:31:11And what does Paloma say about all this?
00:31:12Oh, she doesn't understand anything. But it suits her very well.
00:31:16What would be really good for me?
00:31:18The pregnancy, she looks more beautiful every day.
00:31:21What the hell is this pregnancy? Your husband is sleeping with Lucia.
00:31:24Did we see them in the elevator?
00:31:26You guys are such mean people, aren't you?
00:31:29You guys sure love to use your tongues and make up stories.
00:31:32How could my Juan be involved with the dick?
00:31:34You're bad people, you're bad people.
00:31:36And so the three of you are, alone, with no one wanting you.
00:31:40My husband idolizes me.
00:31:43And I trust him completely. Come on!
00:31:46How dangerous ignorance is.
00:31:48Ah, what do you have? The example.
00:31:50Hey?
00:31:51You see.
00:31:54So, do you like Juan Cuesta or not?
00:31:56Look, he's not exactly my ideal of male beauty.
00:31:59Well, Bard, don't be doing it with him.
00:32:01I know, Roberto, I know.
00:32:02But what do you want me to say? I can't help it.
00:32:04Look, you have to choose between him and me. You can't be with both of us.
00:32:06What nonsense are you talking about with the two of them?
00:32:08You, you, you, you, really.
00:32:10No, no, sorry. What do you want? Do you want me to do it with Paloma?
00:32:12Let's see how funny you find that.
00:32:13Well, do it, what difference does it make to me?
00:32:19Juan.
00:32:21What's the matter?
00:32:22Juan, I'll kill you, you son of a bitch, I'll kill you.
00:32:24I'll kill you.
00:32:24Paloma, please, what will he do to you?
00:32:26But we weren't happy, Juan.
00:32:28Why did you do this to me?
00:32:29What are you going to tell the children now?
00:32:31Well, I have no idea, because I don't know what you're talking about.
00:32:34My children, your father is sleeping with a dick.
00:32:38Huh? No, no, no, incorrect, huh?
00:32:40No, no, no.
00:32:41What do you have to say about that?
00:32:43Well, I prefer not to say anything, because then you'll leave me without pay.
00:32:46Let the judge tell me who I have to go with, period.
00:32:49Paloma, listen to me.
00:32:50You bastard!
00:32:51Incorrect again.
00:32:52No, no, I haven't slept with her.
00:32:54She was the one who dreamed about me.
00:32:56I emphasize the verb "to dream" in its first conjugation.
00:32:59The poor thing has been a victim of her subconscious and of my undeniable attractiveness, which you know well.
00:33:03Yes, you're lying.
00:33:04Your eyebrow is twitching like Clinton's.
00:33:06That's from exercise.
00:33:07No, Lucía dreamed it all, Mom.
00:33:09Emilio told me.
00:33:10Honey, you really think I'm capable of breaking our bond, huh?
00:33:13To destroy something so beautiful that you and I have built.
00:33:15with so much effort and sacrifice for so many years.
00:33:20And then?
00:33:22Why does she have to dream about you?
00:33:24And why does he have to tell everyone?
00:33:27To turn you on?
00:33:28No, I don't know.
00:33:30I don't believe it.
00:33:31Okay, she has to dream, that's cool.
00:33:33She's going to find out.
00:33:35She's incredibly envious of me.
00:33:37And nobody touches what's mine.
00:33:40Nobody touches what's mine!
00:33:48Dad, you look like you're from Libya and the Forty Thieves, stuck in the cave all day.
00:33:51Why isn't it coming out?
00:33:52Get some fresh air.
00:33:53I'm depressed, son.
00:33:54Marisa doesn't listen to me.
00:33:56My heart is broken.
00:33:57Dad, you're teasing me like my Belén teases me.
00:33:59Do as I did, I've fallen in love with someone else.
00:34:02How did you know her?
00:34:03Well, the new wallet, which is his own.
00:34:05I'm going to see if I can ask her out on a date to take her to the movies or something.
00:34:08Son, think carefully about what you do, because you'll have to look at it every day.
00:34:12Dad, damn it, why do you always look for the negative in everything?
00:34:14Let me get excited about something.
00:34:16No, before the live one.
00:34:17Women don't give you happiness.
00:34:19They lend it to you.
00:34:20And just when you get used to it, they take it away.
00:34:22Yes, that's what I need now that I have to talk to her.
00:34:24That makes me nervous.
00:34:25Look, my mouth is already getting dry.
00:34:27What's missing, ma.
00:34:28With the way you express yourself.
00:34:29Take it away from there and stay there doing...
00:34:31Hello, evil.
00:34:33But why won't you let me go with you to the psychologist?
00:34:35This is a problem for both of us.
00:34:36Look, darling, because I might ask myself a delicate question and I'm more at ease on my own.
00:34:41What kind of delicate question?
00:34:43Well, I don't know.
00:34:44But you stay home, okay?
00:34:45I'll tell you when it comes out, it's no big deal.
00:34:48Man!
00:34:49I wanted to talk to you.
00:34:50Who do you think you are, messing around with my husband?
00:34:52Shh, calm down, okay?
00:34:54And first of all, alone has been a dream.
00:34:56Well, two.
00:34:57And besides, there's no need to make a big deal out of it.
00:34:58That is, two, and on top of that, a vicious one.
00:35:00What's happening?
00:35:01Well, you're all just a bunch of loudmouths, that's what it is.
00:35:03Look, sweetheart, please leave my husband alone.
00:35:06Because if your sex life is depressing, it's not our fault.
00:35:09My sex life is completely satisfactory.
00:35:12Of course, that's why we haven't heard from you for nine days.
00:35:14Okay, let's see how I can put this, Paloma.
00:35:16Hey, if I dream about your husband, you'll just have to deal with it.
00:35:20See you later, darling.
00:35:22Oh, really?
00:35:22Well, look, now when I take my nap I'm going to dream that I'm having sex with your boyfriend.
00:35:26You'll see how funny it is.
00:35:28Well, let's not exaggerate.
00:35:29And I'm going to do everything you don't do for him.
00:35:31Listen, lady, she does everything for me.
00:35:33Well, I'll think of something.
00:35:35You have no idea what kind of imagination I have.
00:35:36Come here, Paloma, if you don't want to complicate things you can also dream about me, because I'm not single.
00:35:40Fuck it!
00:35:41Well, well, I just wanted to relieve all that tension.
00:35:43Of course, that's what happens to you because of what you're going through.
00:35:45You're a goalkeeper.
00:35:46Me, a goalkeeper?
00:35:47Yeah.
00:35:48Nobody dreams about me erotically.
00:35:52How's university, son?
00:35:54Okay, okay.
00:35:55I've hooked up with the upstairs neighbor.
00:35:57With the pretty one?
00:36:00Isabel, good news.
00:36:02Alex already has a little friend in the building.
00:36:04And you, get your act together, you don't seem like part of the family.
00:36:08Alex, how many girls have you dated in the last year?
00:36:10I don't know, Mom, I haven't counted them.
00:36:12Seventeen.
00:36:13And what have they given you?
00:36:15Does he have to explain it to you?
00:36:18So yes, have they taught you anything?
00:36:20Have they helped you evolve as a person?
00:36:23Mom, don't ask silly questions.
00:36:25What's not normal is what you're doing, huh, Pablo?
00:36:27It's not normal.
00:36:29You are seventeen years old and you don't go out with girls.
00:36:32Do you have a problem?
00:36:33No, then leave him be.
00:36:34Every teenager needs to have a goal in life.
00:36:36It's not normal, Pablo.
00:36:37Well, why does it have to be girls?
00:36:39For example.
00:36:40All I'm trying to say is that I'm not willing to go through everything that needs to be gone through.
00:36:43to end up in bed with a farting woman.
00:36:45Pablo.
00:36:45Which is, incidentally, the type of girl you date.
00:36:48I?
00:36:49So, for example, Paula was a farter?
00:36:51Yeah.
00:36:51Right?
00:36:52Well, yes, that's how it is, Dad.
00:36:53A bit.
00:36:54But what about Irene?
00:36:56Irene?
00:36:56That one was more regrettable.
00:36:58It wasn't even good.
00:36:58It depends on how you look at it.
00:36:59What's wrong with you is that you're a misogynist.
00:37:01Hey, I have nothing against women.
00:37:04Furthermore, stupidity is very democratic.
00:37:06It is equally widespread in both sexes.
00:37:07The child shuts down.
00:37:09This child has problems.
00:37:11Pablo, we have no communication.
00:37:13Dad, what I'm trying to say is...
00:37:14Come on, pass me the salt, it's gone bland.
00:37:18How's the downstairs neighbor treating my car?
00:37:21Mauricio?
00:37:22He's delighted.
00:37:23One goal, Pablo.
00:37:25I am absolutely delighted.
00:37:28But shift into second gear, damn it, shift into second gear.
00:37:30Are you not picking up enough speed?
00:37:31Is the speed sufficient?
00:37:34Stop, stop, stop!
00:37:35That's not going to happen, not a chance.
00:37:37What's wrong with him?
00:37:40I don't know, it must be...
00:37:42There's a problem with the injection system, isn't there?
00:37:45From the injection?
00:37:46When this was invented, the only injections available were penicillin injections.
00:37:49Look, Mauricio, not to disappoint you, but this car they sold you is a bit beat up.
00:37:52A bit?
00:37:53Look, maybe a junkyard will give you 60 euros.
00:37:55What are you saying?
00:37:55Andrés told me it's a classic, that this car increases in value over time.
00:37:59Yes, and unless I have a bottle of wine in the trunk...
00:38:01What I find most valuable in emergency triangles.
00:38:03Look, I'm going home to lie down for a while because I'm feeling down.
00:38:06Mauricio, in the end, cheap things turn out to be expensive.
00:38:07It cost me 3,600 euros.
00:38:09Well, then yes, it's for going to bed.
00:38:11Stay there for a week, this is like the flu.
00:38:13Hey, aren't you going to close it?
00:38:14So that?
00:38:15I'll see if it starts for me.
00:38:16Kid, just stay put and don't bother anyone.
00:38:18Child.
00:38:19As far as I know...
00:38:29Well, I'm finished now.
00:38:31I'll pack this up, I'm going to take a nap.
00:38:33Paloma, are you alright?
00:38:35I'm very well.
00:38:40And I'm going to find something better when I wake up.
00:38:43Oh!
00:38:48Roberto.
00:38:51Roberto.
00:38:52Children, to the table.
00:38:54The food is ready.
00:38:55In Texas.
00:38:56Thanks, Mom, they're delicious.
00:38:57Come to the love.
00:38:58Thanks my love.
00:38:59I'm going to eat you quickly, because I have to do my homework.
00:39:02No, no, no.
00:39:02No homework here, my love.
00:39:04No homework here.
00:39:05Today we're going to spend the afternoon as a family and then we're all going to go out together as friends.
00:39:09Honey, you are the most wonderful woman in the world.
00:39:13I love that Mommy and Daddy love each other so much.
00:39:16Yes, we are so happy.
00:39:22Dick, damn dick.
00:39:24Leave my family alone.
00:39:25Paloma, wake up, Paloma.
00:39:26Where are my children?
00:39:27In the living room, they're fine, calm down, it was a nightmare, calm down.
00:39:30I'm going crazy, Juan.
00:39:31I'm going to lose the baby, it's going to turn out like your sister's or something.
00:39:35But let's see what you dreamed about.
00:39:36I have seen the future, Juan.
00:39:38Juan, you're going to leave me for the dick.
00:39:40But you too.
00:39:41And two of us have already dreamed it up.
00:39:43That's quite a coincidence, Juan.
00:39:46You, ball.
00:39:47How long have you liked lentils?
00:39:49But what are you talking about? I don't like them!
00:39:50I'm going to post them for you all week.
00:39:52You're going to get what's coming to you, you smart aleck.
00:39:55Okay, but you stay calm, okay?
00:39:56And what about you?
00:39:57You'd sell your own mother just to go shopping.
00:40:00Well, you're grounded.
00:40:02What's happening?
00:40:03What if Dad cheats on us and we have to pay for it?
00:40:05Go on, I only sleep with your mother.
00:40:08And very much from one afternoon snack to the next.
00:40:09And you, if you ever lift another weight, I'm going to divorce you.
00:40:14Of course, Dad.
00:40:15You're just provoking it.
00:40:16Well Miguel, for God's sake, this is very serious.
00:40:22They look delicious.
00:40:23Rocío, look, I thought that you and I could go out for a drink to get to know each other better.
00:40:27Because I feel like something is growing inside me and no, however you tell it, it's going to get angry.
00:40:32Hello, Emilio.
00:40:32How are you?
00:40:33How are you?
00:40:33Hello, what are you doing here?
00:40:34So you can see that banks are still sending letters to people.
00:40:37Ah, of course.
00:40:38What nonsense.
00:40:40Hey Rocío, I wanted to tell you something.
00:40:42Tell me.
00:40:43Well, the shoes.
00:40:45Where did you buy them?
00:40:46Because they look comfortable and I need one.
00:40:49They're quite ugly, but I'll tell you if you want.
00:40:51For my mother.
00:40:52They're for my mother, who goes to the market in high heels.
00:40:55And he told me, hey, if you know any girl who's very outgoing and stuff, then ask her.
00:41:00But you see, my mother doesn't go to the market much either.
00:41:02Because since she separated from him, she doesn't need much food.
00:41:05And she's also become addicted to frozen pizzas.
00:41:06So, why am I telling you all this?
00:41:08If this doesn't affect you at all.
00:41:09Emilio, are you alright?
00:41:11Uh, yes.
00:41:12Yes, I've just bought a lottery ticket and I'm a little nervous.
00:41:14Well, that's it, I'm leaving, okay?
00:41:16I'm really busy.
00:41:17Okay.
00:41:18See you later.
00:41:18Walk on the sidewalk, don't get run over.
00:41:21No, don't let them run you over like they did to poor Antonio, who was hit by a motorcycle.
00:41:26Emilio, would you like to go out for a drink tonight?
00:41:29Well, if it works out well for you.
00:41:30Yes of course.
00:41:31Yes of course.
00:41:32And besides, I have tonight free, and every night.
00:41:35I'm coming to your house to pick you up.
00:41:36No, no, I'd better come by around ten, okay?
00:41:38Ah, well...
00:41:39Okay, fine.
00:41:41Until tonight.
00:41:42Bye bye.
00:41:46But what?
00:41:47Have you already gotten that date, or should we grab a beer to forget about it?
00:41:51Of course, Dad.
00:41:52Women notice when a man is confident.
00:41:58And giving me terrible advice.
00:42:00It's clear I've hit rock bottom.
00:42:03So, can I have your license?
00:42:04Or how does this work?
00:42:06No, no, no.
00:42:06First I have to enter the data into the computer.
00:42:08Have you brought me the photocopy of your ID card?
00:42:10Yeah.
00:42:11Take.
00:42:12Okay.
00:42:12That's 30 euros.
00:42:1330 euros.
00:42:14But what is a bond?
00:42:15No no.
00:42:16Bono is the one for two.
00:42:17This is a high fee.
00:42:18It includes professional film advice and a two-for-one offer on vintage films, gummy bears, and bleach.
00:42:23Careful.
00:42:24Damn, I have to go upstairs for my wallet.
00:42:26Don't worry, I'm not moving from here.
00:42:28It's almost cheaper to enroll in college.
00:42:30Yes, but you learn less.
00:42:32Paquito.
00:42:33Give me the money.
00:42:33Hey?
00:42:34Why...?
00:42:34It's evil, huh!
00:42:35What a bald guy!
00:42:38February 18, 1983.
00:42:4118.
00:42:43How old are you?
00:42:4421.
00:42:4421.
00:42:4521, 21.
00:42:48Paquito.
00:42:4921, 21.
00:42:50Hey, but where are you taking the movie?
00:42:53Do you see why I have to charge a registration fee?
00:42:56Alice!
00:42:57Alice!
00:42:58What's happening?
00:43:00What street number do we live at?
00:43:02Are they giving me the 21st?
00:43:03Well, that's the exact age the kid is.
00:43:05Verified by photocopy of ID at the video store.
00:43:08How can she be 21?
00:43:10He told me he was 27.
00:43:11He lied to you!
00:43:14Welcome to the Dirty Old Ladies Club.
00:43:16Marujita de Oro Award for Alicia Sanz.
00:43:19No, no, it can't be.
00:43:20It's impossible.
00:43:20How does he speak?
00:43:21How does he kiss?
00:43:22How about everything?
00:43:23How can she be 21?
00:43:25Don't worry, there's good news.
00:43:26Which?
00:43:27Well, he just turned 18.
00:43:28You're saving yourself a little gift, silly.
00:43:30Belén, it's not funny.
00:43:32We had connected so well.
00:43:35Oh, Alice, Alice!
00:43:38That relationship wasn't going anywhere.
00:43:40You grew up with Sesame Street and he grew up with the Teletubbies.
00:43:44When you made your first communion, he hadn't been baptized yet.
00:43:47Because he hadn't been born yet.
00:43:49Okay.
00:43:50While you were waxing your face, he was learning to walk.
00:43:53And when your breasts started to grow...
00:43:55Were his teeth coming in?
00:43:56Yes, you don't need to give me any more details, I already understand.
00:44:00Hey, what are you guys going to do this weekend?
00:44:02Are you going out drinking in the park or is he grounded because he hasn't done his homework?
00:44:05I need to talk to him.
00:44:07I have to leave him.
00:44:08Small fish, no, thank you.
00:44:10Belén, that's enough.
00:44:13You must let us grow.
00:44:15I'm feeling unwell again, Fernando.
00:44:17I can't do this alone.
00:44:18My life without you has no meaning.
00:44:20I need you to come back.
00:44:21But, Mauri, suddenly you're fine.
00:44:22Then you get the blues.
00:44:23I don't know, think about the good things.
00:44:25How's the puppy?
00:44:27But what puppy?
00:44:27If it's a diplodocus, man.
00:44:29He's a bad beast.
00:44:31And one occupies.
00:44:31He stole my bed.
00:44:32I have it here now.
00:44:36Fuck!
00:44:37But, Sauron, for God's sake, you can't do that to me there.
00:44:41Mauri, you're being very negative.
00:44:43That's because you don't see what I'm seeing.
00:44:45And do you know what the saddest thing of all is?
00:44:47This thing Sauron just left on the carpet is bigger than the car I've...
00:44:51purchased.
00:44:51Besides, it doesn't start and it's never going to start again.
00:44:54Well, go after the person who sold it to you and make them give you your money back.
00:44:57Yeah.
00:44:58I think I'm going to have to get serious with someone, huh?
00:45:01And between Sauron and the neighbor...
00:45:04Hey, I'd rather confront the neighbor.
00:45:06Yes, it does matter, yes, it does matter, dreams aren't just like that for no reason.
00:45:09There is a precedent, there is a desire, there is a...
00:45:10Look, all I'm saying is that you don't dream about someone like that for no reason.
00:45:13That means Cuesta has been messing with my girlfriend.
00:45:16Of course, Mr. Juan is quite the flirt.
00:45:17Look, man, I'm sure you've dreamed about his daughter at some point.
00:45:20There it is.
00:45:20Because Natalia has been turning me on.
00:45:22Well, look, Paco, he's dreamed about your girl several times and he hasn't had to try to seduce anyone.
00:45:27Yes, yes, but he wasn't the only one, you know?
00:45:29Emilio has also dreamed about her.
00:45:30Well, yeah, but mine was a beautiful dream that we ended up getting married.
00:45:34Well, Cuesta better not get on my nerves, okay?
00:45:36Because if you look for me, you'll find me.
00:45:38Look, he's already found you.
00:45:39Hi Roberto, how are you?
00:45:41I?
00:45:42Fucking great.
00:45:45Paco, give me a pack of chewing gum.
00:45:46Yes, take advantage now while you still have teeth.
00:45:48As?
00:45:49Uh, no, nothing.
00:45:50Wow, this is a tough topic, isn't it?
00:45:53Uh, yeah, well, I take care of myself.
00:45:55Okay, so what do you think, serious?
00:45:58Well, it's not serious.
00:46:00But based on the information you've given me about the president of your local community, I'm not going to lie to you.
00:46:05No, no, no, that's what worries me.
00:46:06Why did I suddenly dream about this man like this?
00:46:08Look, I don't usually give such a quick diagnosis because it's not profitable for me.
00:46:13But in this case, considering that your whole family is coming to see me, I'll make an exception.
00:46:17How often do you have sex with your partner, Roberto?
00:46:22Yes, well, well, once, twice, three times a week.
00:46:28And in what positions?
00:46:30Well, it depends, in several ways, I mean, I don't know, it also depends on the day.
00:46:35Okay, is this necessary for the diagnosis?
00:46:36No, no, no, no, no, this is just curiosity; it's just that lately I don't know what's wrong with my wife.
00:46:42It doesn't reach the man, it's not the same.
00:46:44Do you consider yourself a sexually satisfied woman?
00:46:48Yes, absolutely.
00:46:51Are you proactive in bed? Do you like to experiment and try new things? Do you use sex toys?
00:46:59No, no, no, no, I don't know where he's going with this, no...
00:47:05Hello, is Alex there?
00:47:06Yes, yes, yes, come in, come in, she's in the shower, Alicia, come in, come in, come in, I'm Isabel, her mother.
00:47:11No, but I can wait for you downstairs, right?
00:47:13What are you going to expect down there, woman?
00:47:15Come in, please, I'm so happy Alex is with you.
00:47:18A mature woman, because you know what happens?
00:47:21He's very absent-minded and goes from one girl to another.
00:47:23I think you can focus it.
00:47:25Well, we're really getting to know each other.
00:47:27I know, woman, but I don't know why you give me good vibes.
00:47:30Look, as reserved as she is, she's told us about you two, about yesterday.
00:47:34Oh, really?
00:47:35Yes, and what exactly did he tell them?
00:47:37Hey Alicia, we were really looking forward to meeting you.
00:47:41What a signing you've made with Alex, huh?
00:47:44You weren't expecting this.
00:47:45No, no, the truth is that I didn't expect it.
00:47:48Wouldn't you have a friend for this other one?
00:47:50Dad, please don't be pathetic.
00:47:53Alex told us that you are very flexible.
00:47:55As?
00:47:56You do yoga.
00:47:57Ah, yes, yes.
00:47:57Oh, me too.
00:47:58I really love it.
00:48:00It gives me back all the peace of mind that they take away from me here.
00:48:03But what level are you at? Because my wife is already a black belt.
00:48:12Excuse me, my husband.
00:48:13His spiritual sensitivity is equivalent to that of a caponata hen.
00:48:17Yes, Alex has a long way to go in this.
00:48:21No, I'm already here.
00:48:22Okay, we're leaving.
00:48:24Of course, let's have a good time.
00:48:26Come on.
00:48:28Look at those lovestruck faces.
00:48:30Don't they remind you of us?
00:48:35Have you put the dishwasher on?
00:48:36No.
00:48:38Well, I'm going to put it on.
00:48:45You lied to me! You're 21, not 27.
00:48:47You also told me you were 27 and you're 30, Emilio told me.
00:48:50Taking years off your age is fine, but adding them is not.
00:48:52But why did you lie to me?
00:48:54Because otherwise, you wouldn't have slept with me.
00:48:55Ah, so all you wanted was to get me into bed.
00:48:59Man, it was one of my priorities.
00:49:01Well, look, I just want to tell you that what we have is impossible, we have to end it.
00:49:05Oh, but we were dating.
00:49:06Hey?
00:49:06No, I'm saying that you and I...
00:49:08No, no, no, no, don't be mistaken about that.
00:49:10Okay, okay.
00:49:11No, it's just that I understand that a guy like you can fall in love with a woman like me, and not
00:49:15I want to hurt you.
00:49:16No, no, no, calm down.
00:49:18Well, I'm leaving now, I've been kept waiting.
00:49:20With who?
00:49:21With some friends. Want to come?
00:49:23No, no, no, I've also made plans.
00:49:25Alicia, if you want we can go out together, but I struggle with the issue of fidelity.
00:49:28Well, and I would do it for you, but if you handle it well, you'll take a weight off my shoulders.
00:49:34Okay, I'll call you when I get back, alright?
00:49:36Whatever you want.
00:49:38I'll be back late too, okay?
00:49:40Bye bye.
00:49:41Bye bye.
00:49:45Look, you're having these dreams because you're a very active woman who's lacking sex and
00:49:50You're looking for new experiences.
00:49:52Yes, yes, yes, that's very good, very good, but why with Juan Cuesta if I don't like him at all?
00:49:57Because he represents for you the stability and maturity that Roberto lacks.
00:50:01So talk to your boyfriend and tell him to apply this principle both in and out of bed.
00:50:05So, Roberto is to blame for me dreaming about Juan Cuesta.
00:50:08Basically.
00:50:10Okay, how do I tell him?
00:50:12Okay, if you want, I'll tell him, but I'll have to charge you for another session.
00:50:15No, no, no, no, no, it's not necessary. Thank you very much.
00:50:17Hey, one more very important thing: talk to your president.
00:50:20Because?
00:50:21Because that will help me overcome the trauma.
00:50:23No, but poor Chilusia Mesa will know.
00:50:27Already.
00:50:29Well, I'm never telling anyone about a dream again in my life.
00:50:32Hey Lucia, please tell your mother that she hasn't paid me this month.
00:50:36Okay, I'll tell him, okay? Anyway.
00:50:40See you later.
00:50:43How do people eat coconuts?
00:50:46If I tell you what I dream about.
00:50:52Alicia, are you okay?
00:50:53I'm perfectly fine. Why?
00:50:55No, because you almost make the revolving door.
00:50:57And you're smoking and you don't smoke.
00:51:00Look, Belén, if you're angry, don't take it out on me, it's not my fault.
00:51:03Hey?
00:51:03What's wrong? Haven't you dumped him with that brat yet?
00:51:06What has he left behind?
00:51:07No, we haven't broken up.
00:51:09So you're still dating?
00:51:10I felt bad, okay?
00:51:11It's terrible. He's been caught.
00:51:13They've given me a cute face.
00:51:15Could I cause him/her trauma?
00:51:16Well, don't worry.
00:51:18His parents will take him to the pediatrician.
00:51:20Hey, your thing is good, huh?
00:51:22You've gone from falling for a gay lawyer to falling for a college kid.
00:51:26You're improving.
00:51:28Hey, you should leave me alone and worry more about your love life.
00:51:32I remind you that the goalkeeper is ignoring you.
00:51:35Excuse me, but Emilio is in the boat.
00:51:37I already knew that.
00:51:38If he can't stand not seeing me any longer, he'll definitely call me tonight.
00:51:40Okay.
00:51:42Let's see which of the two they call first.
00:51:46Come on.
00:51:47Do you know anything about the thing Lucía is doing with the president?
00:51:51And you don't want to tell us.
00:51:53But what do you want me to tell you if I haven't found out anything else?
00:51:55Well, you're the goalkeeper. It's your job.
00:51:57Of course! Of course!
00:51:58And you even do that wrong.
00:52:00Beware of the dressing-down I've gotten for no reason at all.
00:52:02That's what happens when I leave the goal without looking.
00:52:05Here comes John the Conqueror.
00:52:07How immoral!
00:52:08Despite how formal he seemed.
00:52:09Okay, please.
00:52:10I would ask that I not be defamed unfairly and without knowledge of the facts.
00:52:14Hey!
00:52:14Just because your wife is a bad person doesn't give you the right to cheat on her.
00:52:17Men, after a certain age, only look at young women.
00:52:20That happens to me too.
00:52:21I reiterate that I have not had sexual relations with any woman in the building.
00:52:25Not with your wife either?
00:52:26Of course, that's why he deceives her.
00:52:28Sausage.
00:52:30Pervert and crook.
00:52:31Come on, a little bit of please.
00:52:32Let's not be cruel; television is already there for slander.
00:52:34Leave it, leave it.
00:52:35This isn't going anywhere.
00:52:37I will never tire of repeating that I have nothing to do with Lucia.
00:52:40Juan, can we talk for a moment alone?
00:52:43Yes, yes, yes, of course.
00:52:44But this is not the best place.
00:52:47Oh, no, no.
00:52:48Let's go to my house.
00:52:50Hello.
00:52:51Hello.
00:52:54No, it's not a decree.
00:52:56That's clear.
00:53:01Happens.
00:53:03Sit on the sofa.
00:53:04Wait.
00:53:05Wait a moment, Lucia.
00:53:06Look.
00:53:08Dreams are just dreams.
00:53:10As?
00:53:11I understand you perfectly.
00:53:12I'm even flattered that you're attracted to me.
00:53:16But for now, I love my wife.
00:53:18I don't like closing doors on myself, you know?
00:53:20Should you sit on the sofa to talk?
00:53:22I don't want to get involved with you.
00:53:23I'm not bothered by anything at all.
00:53:26Well, maybe not at first.
00:53:27But with time...
00:53:28No, not with time.
00:53:31Yeah?
00:53:32Yes, yes, it's me.
00:53:33Sit down, sit down on the sofa.
00:53:35As?
00:53:36What are you saying?
00:53:37But it's not a psychological consultation.
00:53:38I don't want anything to do with you.
00:53:40Have a drink, have something to eat.
00:53:41Well, no, you couldn't have noticed anything because I haven't looked at you in any way.
00:53:46But wow, I'm just blown away.
00:53:47Not to the cinema either.
00:53:48What kind of psychologist are you?
00:53:49This girl I requested.
00:53:52Okay, so why did you bring this to me?
00:53:56Hey Roberto, how's it going?
00:53:59I'm very well.
00:54:00And how are you?
00:54:01Are you comfortable?
00:54:02Yes, yes, yes.
00:54:02The truth is that this sofa is very comfortable, isn't it?
00:54:04And beautiful.
00:54:06Would you like to try it with my girlfriend?
00:54:08As?
00:54:09Are you hitting on Lucia or what's your deal?
00:54:11No, no, no, no.
00:54:12Incorrect, no, no.
00:54:12I'll end up smashing your face in here.
00:54:13No, no, be careful, Roberto.
00:54:14Be careful, you might make a mistake.
00:54:15No, no, what the hell?
00:54:16I'm going to break it.
00:54:17Beware, threats never lead to good understanding between the parties.
00:54:20What threats?
00:54:20Who do you think you are?
00:54:21Am I sucking my thumb?
00:54:22It only generates violence.
00:54:22Hey?
00:54:23And where does violence lead, Roberto?
00:54:24Where?
00:54:26I'm sorry, excuse me.
00:54:28The thing is...
00:54:29Let this go, it's not yours.
00:54:30I told you I was here with her.
00:54:32But Juan, weren't you going to take out the trash?
00:54:34Wait a moment, Paloma, Roberto wants to attack me.
00:54:36Go for it, go for it.
00:54:38No, man, let's not get nervous, we are civilized beings.
00:54:40No, no, no, come on, let's go outside.
00:54:41Let's go outside.
00:54:42If you want to fight, fight here, because you're making me king in what's lost.
00:54:44Juan, I'm only going to ask you once before I faint.
00:54:47Are you involved with the dick, yes or no?
00:54:49And they don't even bother going to a hotel right here, with all the nerve in the world.
00:54:52Doña Concha Bonita, stop poking me already.
00:54:54But I'm not going to tell you the color of my underwear, am I?
00:54:56Okay, look, that's enough.
00:54:57Lucia, come here for a moment, please.
00:55:00But what's going on? What are you all doing here?
00:55:02Is the gossip mill covering the news?
00:55:04Okay, enough of this nonsense.
00:55:05Tell me right now if you're having an affair with my husband.
00:55:07Yes, we're all living in constant fear.
00:55:09No, no, no, Lucia, don't say anything.
00:55:10I'm fed up.
00:55:12This makes no sense.
00:55:13A neighborhood meeting is urgently needed.
00:55:15I want everyone downstairs in ten minutes.
00:55:17And may God not be missing.
00:55:19Damn, we were all already here.
00:55:21This is really intense.
00:55:23Yes, very strong, yes.
00:55:25What I'm telling you is that that car is crap.
00:55:27And excuse my language, but I'm really stressed out.
00:55:29When I get angry, I get angry.
00:55:31So you're already returning the money.
00:55:33Mauri, I'm not going to leave you lying there.
00:55:35If you want, I'll buy it back from you.
00:55:37But I can't give you more than 1,500 euros.
00:55:39How 1,500?
00:55:40But you sold it to me for 3,600 24 hours ago.
00:55:43Yes, but you have to know how to drive these classic cars.
00:55:46If you don't kill them, and you've stepped on him.
00:55:49But what did I step on?
00:55:49On the floor mats, if it doesn't start.
00:55:51That's why I can't give you the 3,600 euros.
00:55:54When I sold it to you, it was running.
00:55:56Look, Andrés, I'm going to sue you so badly you'll never know.
00:55:58Not now, because my boyfriend is a lawyer and he's in London.
00:56:01And I miss him terribly, but he's in London and he's a lawyer.
00:56:04And when I get back, you'll find out.
00:56:05Man, taking advantage of ignorance like that
00:56:07and the goodwill of people for a few euros.
00:56:09Mauri, it's been bad luck.
00:56:10That's what happens when a car breaks down...
00:56:14Take, look, wait.
00:56:16Take a keyring from the store.
00:56:21This is what you call winning over the neighbors, isn't it?
00:56:24Little by little, darling.
00:56:25It's difficult at first.
00:56:26You have time.
00:56:27We have a meeting now.
00:56:28So that?
00:56:29Oh, how should I know?
00:56:31Let's see if they seize your property again and we're leaving here.
00:56:34But, my love...
00:56:35Okay, let's begin this extraordinary meeting.
00:56:38And I say extraordinary because I hope this will not happen again.
00:56:41Turn off your mobile phones and don't smoke.
00:56:43And don't make a fuss, let's find out once and for all what happened.
00:56:46Both Lucía and I stated categorically
00:56:48that has never existed and will never exist
00:56:50no physical contact between us.
00:56:53But how could you have thought we were involved?
00:56:56Marisa from Radiopatio.
00:56:56Radiopatio, is it true that you both happened to be in the elevator at the same time?
00:57:01And that something happened there?
00:57:03Yes, he took my shopping bags.
00:57:05Then there was contact.
00:57:07Did you have oral sex?
00:57:09Of course we didn't have oral sex.
00:57:11But the other one, yes.
00:57:12Not from the other one either, from neither.
00:57:14Is it true that you two were secretly planning this together?
00:57:17A vacation in Cancun?
00:57:19In Cancun?
00:57:21He's making that up.
00:57:22Yes, I'm making it up.
00:57:24But what if I'm right?
00:57:25Okay, let's see, what is this?
00:57:26A neighborhood meeting or a gossip show?
00:57:28I'd like to know what we're talking about.
00:57:30Just in case we have to vote or something later, right?
00:57:32Yes, that would be very interesting.
00:57:34Well, the only thing that's happened here
00:57:35I had an erotic dream about this man.
00:57:37which I deeply regret.
00:57:39Do I deeply regret it?
00:57:39Yes, that's right.
00:57:40And thanks to some good friends
00:57:42It has spread throughout the entire building.
00:57:43A dream, nothing more.
00:57:45Damn, that's not what Emilio was telling us.
00:57:48No, no, no.
00:57:48They are already old and don't know what they are hearing.
00:57:50Well, in light of recent events,
00:57:51I propose that from now on
00:57:53is strictly forbidden
00:57:54that the sexual dreams and fantasies of the neighbors
00:57:57be disseminated within our community.
00:58:00Votes in favor.
00:58:01We are voting not to share our dreams.
00:58:03And you raise your hand.
00:58:05Yeah.
00:58:06The sooner we go home, the better.
00:58:08Let's see.
00:58:09Approved by majority vote.
00:58:10The meeting is over.
00:58:11Everyone go home.
00:58:12If you dream about my husband, it means you like him.
00:58:14Paloma, please, leave it be, we've already voted.
00:58:17Okay, let's see, Paloma.
00:58:18Just so you know, okay?
00:58:19I consulted a psychologist
00:58:20And now I know why I dreamt that nonsense.
00:58:22Oh, really?
00:58:22So tell us why.
00:58:24Well, I'm not going to tell you here, because I can't.
00:58:25No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:58:27Tell it, tell it.
00:58:28That puts their minds at ease.
00:58:29But kid, no, I can't tell you here.
00:58:31Come on, let's go.
00:58:32But why is that?
00:58:33Let him eat, I'm not going to tell you.
00:58:34I see it very clearly.
00:58:36Erotic dreams, then, tend to occur during periods of lower sexual activity.
00:58:41Ah, the less sex, the more fantasy.
00:58:45Well, we'll have to find out what she dreams about at night.
00:58:48Marisa, Manolo dumped you because of that tongue of yours.
00:58:50No way?
00:58:51If language was the only thing he liked.
00:58:54This is a classic, ma'am.
00:58:56This increases in value over time.
00:58:58Come on, I can't see her in any other car.
00:59:00No, it's not for me.
00:59:02It's for a granddaughter, so she can go to university.
00:59:04The truth is that I know very little about cars.
00:59:07Do you know who wanted to buy it from me?
00:59:08Who?
00:59:08Marta Sánchez.
00:59:09Marta Sánchez?
00:59:10Yeah.
00:59:10Who is that?
00:59:12María Teresa Campos.
00:59:13She really knows her.
00:59:14Oh, yes, yes.
00:59:14Well, he has one exactly the same, without the new upholstery.
00:59:17Oh, does María Teresa Campos have it?
00:59:19Same, same.
00:59:20So I'll keep him.
00:59:21Say yes, ma'am.
00:59:22Let's go to my house, I have to sort out the paperwork.
00:59:24Oh, hey, don't you have it in another color?
00:59:26No, but I'll paint it for him.
00:59:28By the way, he wouldn't be interested in a dog.
00:59:30A puppy?
00:59:31No, a little dog, yes.
00:59:32No, I'm married and I already have one.
00:59:35Ah, let's see.
00:59:44It's mine, it's mine.
00:59:46Yeah?
00:59:49Alex?
00:59:50Alex, Alex...
00:59:52Oh yes, hello!
00:59:54Okay, down in a minute.
00:59:57Who were they going to call first?
00:59:59The usual.
01:00:01Hey, Emilia looks like she's downstairs, do you want me to give her a message from you?
01:00:04Screw you.
01:00:05That's what I'm getting at.
01:00:06Hey Alicia, are you seriously going out with that kid?
01:00:09His name is Alex, and yes.
01:00:10Okay, she's 21, so what?
01:00:12What's important is mental age.
01:00:13Oh, well then don't worry, he's 10 years older than you.
01:00:16If you don't know him.
01:00:17It doesn't matter, it's normal for them to be 10 years older than you.
01:00:19Wow, I'm so jealous.
01:00:23How envious.
01:00:24Why doesn't that idiot call me?
01:00:28That idiot.
01:00:28Listen, son, stay alert.
01:00:30This girl is weird.
01:00:31Do you want to go out with me?
01:00:33Have a gummy bear, you never know.
01:00:35Dad, please, this is nicer.
01:00:37Well, I have fulfilled my role as a father.
01:00:38My conscience is clear.
01:00:40Go away, go away, go away, he's coming.
01:00:41Damn, she's hot.
01:00:42Hello, Emilio.
01:00:43Hello, Rocío.
01:00:44Hello, I'm Mariano, Emilio's father.
01:00:47Nice to meet you.
01:00:48The pleasure is mine.
01:00:49Dad, we're leaving.
01:00:50Put it in before you catch a cold.
01:00:51But what the hell, you're not going out.
01:00:53Hey, you look great without the uniform, huh?
01:00:56Well, I'd say the same to you.
01:00:58Thank you.
01:00:58So, shall we go?
01:00:59Yes, of course, yes, come on.
01:01:01Good night.
01:01:02Bye bye.
01:01:03My son looks handsome.
01:01:05This girl is very strange.
01:01:07I know he dates every woman.
01:01:09So, it's my fault you're dreaming about Cuesta.
01:01:12That's what the psychologist told me.
01:01:14The same one who wanted to know the color of your underwear.
01:01:16Yes, but he was a psychologist, Roberto, I saw his diploma hanging on the wall.
01:01:19Look, all this is happening because we live together.
01:01:21Living together kills passion and kills everything.
01:01:24Look at the pajamas you're wearing.
01:01:25And the bathrobe.
01:01:26Lucia, she looks like my grandmother.
01:01:28But seriously, what's wrong with the bathrobe?
01:01:30And you, what nerve! Have you seen yourself?
01:01:33Have you seen the way you're dressed?
01:01:34The flip-flop, the socks, the underwear, the t-shirt.
01:01:37The flip-flop?
01:01:38Yes, the flip-flop.
01:01:38What's wrong with my flip-flop?
01:01:39Come on, Calvin Klein must be interested and he'll get you for an ad.
01:01:41Hey, excuse me, this shirt...
01:01:44Well, look, I don't care.
01:01:45What do we do?
01:01:46How do we solve this?
01:01:48Well, I don't know, maybe with a fake beard.
01:01:51To bed.
01:01:51It was a joke, darling, it was a joke, I swear.
01:01:54I said to bed.
01:01:55Don't get mad, okay? I'm going to bed.
01:01:56You'll see, you won't dream about Juan Cuesta again tonight.
01:01:58And how do you know that?
01:01:59Because you won't sleep.
01:02:05Look, Juan, I forgive you, because I know that deep down you idolize me.
01:02:08But don't make me go through these times, man.
01:02:11I don't know what happened to me.
01:02:13I think it's a midlife crisis.
01:02:15Still?
01:02:16Well, get over it, because it's going to coincide with your 50th birthday.
01:02:19I admit that all of this has made me feel young.
01:02:22What if we're young, Juan?
01:02:23We don't need fantasies to remember it.
01:02:26What I dislike most is that Roberto and Lucía got a bad impression of me.
01:02:29And why do you say that?
01:02:30No, he wanted to hit me.
01:02:32Who is it, huh?
01:02:33If you can handle him.
01:02:35And if not, the child is in taekwondo.
01:02:36You'll see how much they respect us when I have my growth spurt.
01:02:39Otherwise, I'm not comfortable with myself.
01:02:43These two up here are going to give us trouble for the rest of our lives.
01:02:46They're annoying even when they're sleeping.
01:02:48I'm going to do something, I'll be right back.
01:02:51But where are you going at this hour?
01:02:54Juan.
01:02:55Juan!
01:02:59Hello.
01:03:01Is Lucia there?
01:03:03What the hell do you want?
01:03:05We're busy.
01:03:06Just a moment, okay?
01:03:07I'd like to talk to her.
01:03:12Yeah.
01:03:13Wait.
01:03:16Lucia.
01:03:17Your friend.
01:03:18I'll wait for you in bed.
01:03:20Oh, hello.
01:03:21Hello.
01:03:22How are you?
01:03:23I would like to apologize to you for my behavior.
01:03:26It was rather childish.
01:03:28And totally inappropriate for my age and position.
01:03:31So I reiterate my apologies and my most sincere regret.
01:03:36Okay, okay.
01:03:36Yes, yes.
01:03:36Don't worry.
01:03:37Yes, it's all forgotten now.
01:03:39What's clear is that we don't get bored in this community, huh.
01:03:42Good night.
01:03:43Just one more thing.
01:03:45How was my dream?
01:03:47As?
01:03:48It was satisfactory.
01:03:49Did you reach orgasm?
01:03:57Arrive.
01:03:59Arrive.
01:04:01Come on, it did arrive.
01:04:03We noticed it.
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