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00:31Emilio, I was looking for you.
00:33Well, she's found me. How are you, Doña Poncha?
00:35What are you doing?
00:36Well, thinking about life.
00:37You've never asked yourself those things, where we come from, where we're going.
00:41You're going to the third floor to fix the electrical outlet for those two sluts upstairs, who are bothering me.
00:45complaining.
00:46Listen, but my contract doesn't say that I have to fix any plugs.
00:49Well, it doesn't say that or anything because I don't have a contract.
00:51Come on, I'll give you a little tip later.
00:53Yes, I'm going to pay for a trip to the Caribbean myself with your tip.
00:56Emilio, this staircase is a mess.
00:58It's very neglected, it's very...
01:00She's old, Doña Paloma, she's old.
01:02How long has it been since you waxed?
01:03Well, I don't think this will ever be a problem for him.
01:05And that's how it is.
01:06Well, look, now you have something to do today.
01:07Yes, Mrs. Paloma, but you need a machine to wax.
01:10What machine or what machine?
01:11A rag, a jar of wax, and start rubbing, just like always.
01:14Well, I'm going to have my scapulae and vertebrae checked, and I have a scratched disc.
01:16Send it.
01:16You, you, like guide faces, man.
01:18Wax on, wax off.
01:20José Miguel, go.
01:23Careful, handsome, don't trip and break your teeth on a bench.
01:26Come on, it was an idea.
01:28No one can live here, here, here.
01:30Not here, not here.
01:32Every day is like this.
01:34I couldn't imagine it when I came here.
01:37I was just looking for some sea air.
01:39I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.
01:42No one can live here, here, here.
01:44Not here, not here.
01:46No one can live here, here, here.
01:48Not here, not here.
01:50The house above me is collapsing.
01:52I can't find the goalkeeper.
01:54My neighbors are watching and listening to me.
01:57I'm holding on in this place.
02:00I have a cup holder.
02:04A thunderclap, an earthquake, and a botan.
02:09And you go up this staircase.
02:13No one can live here, here, here.
02:16Not here, not here.
02:18No one can live here, here, here.
02:20Not here, not here.
02:23No one can live here, here, here.
02:29Mauri, you'll see what you do, okay?
02:30But I don't think you're ready to go running with me.
02:32And what do you care if I marry a booger to a taxi?
02:34Furthermore, these shoes are not for running.
02:36No, they're from ballet.
02:37Will you leave me alone?
02:38I need to exercise, but I spend all day sitting down.
02:40Okay, but don't make me wait, alright?
02:41I have my own rhythm.
02:42Okay, Jordi and Dan.
02:43Hey, watch out, I just...
02:44Wait!
02:46Mauri!
02:47Wait!
02:49Dude, what a mess!
02:52What's up, dude?
02:53Should I stay in costume?
02:55Does it sit well with me?
02:55No, it's just that Lucía gave me a lecture.
02:57He says if I don't clean, that he ignores the house, and when he comes he's going to be shocked.
03:00Look, kid, I even did a load of laundry.
03:03And what program did you put it on?
03:05Hey?
03:05Nothing, nothing, man.
03:06That's great.
03:07And I've spent two hours ironing.
03:09What do you think?
03:10Fuck!
03:11And what do you have left?
03:12No, no, no, no.
03:13This is what I've already ironed.
03:15No, it doesn't matter.
03:16Now they get along like this.
03:17And now I have to blind.
03:19You're going crazy, man.
03:21Hey, do you know how this whole detergent thing works?
03:24Of course, ever since I drank one as a kid, I've got them under control like crazy.
03:28Look, this one is for wood.
03:30This one's for the bathroom.
03:31This one is for the crystals.
03:33And this one is for shining.
03:34Each one serves a specific purpose.
03:36Well, I mix them all together so the same water works for the whole house.
03:39Congratulations, man.
03:40You've invented the multi-purpose Robertex.
03:43Look, a little bit of this.
03:49Emilio, but what difference does it make if you come back another time?
03:51Do I have to leave?
03:52Then go away.
03:53Doña Concha told me I have to fix this, and I'm fixing it.
03:55Do you really think I'm going to leave you alone in my house?
03:57What's up, Golfilla?
03:58You've made plans with someone, right?
03:59What's it to you?
04:00Do you want to hurry up now?
04:01What do you think I do?
04:02Come on, I have nothing else to do but be here with my good humor.
04:05Look, Emilio, even if you were the last man on the face of the earth, I swear I would turn out to be a lesbian.
04:09Well, you do look a bit like it, you know.
04:11What are you on about?
04:12I'm telling you, you've got a nerve.
04:13About what?
04:14I don't know, you're welcome.
04:15You look like nothing.
04:16Look, leave me alone, I'm working, okay?
04:17Leave me alone, leave me alone, you incompetent.
04:19Come on, fix that already.
04:20Seven hours to fix a shitty cable.
04:22But if you go and fix a plug, geez, now I've got a shock in my eyes.
04:25You've got me all rigged, I'm telling you.
04:26What does it say?
04:26A cramp.
04:28And what name are you going to give it?
04:29Shh, no.
04:31No, it's just a two-week delay.
04:34Besides, it's definitely stress.
04:35But have you told Roberto yet?
04:37Well, no, that's why I'm going to say it.
04:39Look, maybe he'll be interested to know that he's going to be a father.
04:41He's not going to be a father.
04:42What belongs to someone else?
04:44No.
04:45I just don't want to worry him.
04:47We have enough on our plate just starting to live together.
04:50Besides, would you leave Roberto alone with a baby?
04:53No no.
04:53He's not here.
04:54But I would hire a babysitter to take care of both of us.
04:57Why don't you get tested?
04:58No, no, no, no, no.
05:00It's probably a false alarm.
05:01Oh, I'm so nervous, aunt.
05:02Oh, I don't know, I don't know.
05:04Well.
05:04Hey, Alicia.
05:06You're not going to say a single word about this, are you?
05:09Hey, we're friends.
05:17Belén, Belén, I'm going to tell you something that will blow your mind.
05:21Where are you?
05:24Nativity scene?
05:28Oh, Belén.
05:35Oops, sorry, sorry.
05:38Go away, go away, go away.
05:39But what does it matter, Belén has already told me, come here.
05:41No, my friend, to the goal, go to the goal.
05:44Alice!
05:45Sorry, I just couldn't believe it.
05:48But how am I going to get there now?
05:49No.
05:50To the goal, to the goal.
05:52Come on, don't throw me, Belén!
05:54Okay, you're leaving, now.
05:55To the goal.
06:00Okay, I'll come back another time, okay?
06:02Whenever you want.
06:13I don't want a single word, okay?
06:14No, no, no, I'm not saying anything.
06:16That.
06:17That's awful, you slept with Emilio.
06:19What happened?
06:20Oh, I don't know.
06:21But what happened?
06:21Love at first sight, ginseng.
06:23Red tea infusions.
06:24Oh, Alicia, don't overwhelm me, okay?
06:25Don't overwhelm me.
06:26This is a real X-File case.
06:28Oh, well, but...
06:31We all make mistakes in life, sooner or later.
06:35Oh, Emilio, you can't sink any lower.
06:39You'll see how he starts telling everyone about it.
06:41Well, it's not that big of a deal.
06:42No, it's not serious.
06:44Suddenly you've felt attracted to someone else.
06:46You hadn't had sex in a long time, Belén, and that's not good.
06:48That creates a tension that...
06:51That's awful about Emilio!
06:54That's enough.
06:55But woman, don't get angry.
06:57Emilio, it's a great match.
06:58He takes out your trash, waters your plants, and brings your mail to your home.
07:02Look, I never want to see him again in my life.
07:04Well, you're going to have a hard time.
07:06Is he the goalkeeper?
07:09So, what do you think?
07:10Did I put in the work or not?
07:11Yes, very good.
07:13You've done a load of laundry, you've done a little ironing...
07:15But you weren't going to clean.
07:18Damn, yes I did clean.
07:20I've had a terrible time.
07:21Well, the bathroom is worse than it was this morning.
07:22Did you sweep before mopping?
07:24Hey?
07:24Have you disinfected?
07:26Hey?
07:26Roberto, we need to disinfect, there are bacteria.
07:28Or not?
07:29Have you seen them?
07:30Maybe they made up that bacteria thing to sell more detergent.
07:33You're just so naive.
07:34Also, what have you done to the parquet floor?
07:36Hey?
07:36Have you dulled its shine?
07:37No, I'm still going to jail.
07:39Hey, please, everything in its place.
07:41You're doing it wrong on purpose, I know you'll try to shirk your responsibilities.
07:45Hey?
07:45But I'm sorry, darling, that trick is very old.
07:47There's a little cup.
07:48Hey, look, I do what I can.
07:50But all this washing up, sweeping and ironing is a real pain.
07:53Oh, what do you think?
07:53That I find it fun?
07:54No, but we'll have to get organized.
07:56Also, this house is very big.
07:57One person alone cannot do it all.
07:58Do we need to hire a Filipino couple or something?
08:00A Filipino couple.
08:02Or better yet, I'll tell my mother to come over a couple of times a week.
08:06But how are you going to tell your mother to come and clean?
08:08That's how he sees me.
08:09He says he misses me a lot.
08:12Okay, look, Roberto, now seriously.
08:13I work a lot of hours, you know?
08:15So I need someone to help me clean the house.
08:18That has a name.
08:20Assistant.
08:20Okay, we'll hire a maid.
08:23Come on.
08:25But you're the one looking for it, aren't you?
08:29How are you doing?
08:30Are you well organized?
08:31Yes, this is very convenient.
08:32You'll see how sore my arms are going to be tomorrow.
08:35Well, didn't you want to do some sport?
08:38Sorry.
08:39But what happened to you?
08:40Nothing, I was bored this morning and I said, I'm going to take the stairs.
08:43Emilio, what's with the steps?
08:45As if it weren't dangerous enough already.
08:47Emilio comes up with all sorts of things.
08:49Look, this is the medical report, so you can pass it on to the insurance company.
08:53What insurance?
08:54Well, the civil liability insurance, the one that the community has for this type of accident.
08:58Ah, the insurance, right?
08:59Since we have several, huh?
09:01But don't worry, I'll handle everything, no problem.
09:04Well, you know, they have to pay us for sick days, medical expenses, and...
09:07That's normal in these cases.
09:08Very good.
09:09Come on.
09:09See you later.
09:10Wait, Mommy, don't run.
09:12You're enjoying yourself, aren't you?
09:13Look, I'm going to make croquettes and a little salad.
09:15But, Juan, what's wrong with you?
09:17That you suddenly have an end-of-month face.
09:19We don't have that insurance, Paloma, we haven't renewed it for three years.
09:23Don't scare me, okay?
09:24I understand, like nothing ever happens.
09:25But how far does it go, Juan?
09:27Until when?
09:29What a mess!
09:30I am responsible for myself.
09:31They can put me in jail.
09:32Okay, just relax, okay?
09:34Don't worry.
09:35You're not going to have to deal with this mess alone.
09:37I would need more.
09:38Come on.
09:39Look, I'm not going to make dinner or anything anymore.
09:40What we're going to do is make a plan, Juan.
09:42A plan.
09:43Paco, Paquito, come here.
09:44What's happening?
09:45I've put you in Bethlehem.
09:46Pussy?
09:47To Bethlehem?
09:48Yeah.
09:49And who is Belén?
09:50The third one.
09:51Ah, the...!
09:52No, the...
09:54Ah, phew!
09:55And so?
09:56I didn't know it was there.
09:57No, neither do I.
09:57If that's the case, I suddenly went upstairs to fix a plug,
10:00You haven't started an argument with me, and that's it.
10:02Emilio, champ, you've really messed up, huh?
10:04Hey, you two haven't heard anything about this, have you?
10:07Nothing, nothing, just relax.
10:08Hey, man, you must have taken precautions, right?
10:11No way, all I had was a screwdriver.
10:13If the only rubber there was, it was kitchen gloves.
10:15Dude, she's got you.
10:17But what does it tell you?
10:18Yes, women, as soon as they reach thirty without having a boyfriend,
10:21They get overwhelmed by the idea of being mothers.
10:23And then they get desperate to have children and they'll take anyone.
10:26It's the biological clock.
10:27But I don't have a watch.
10:29Emilio, dude, you've screwed up.
10:31I think I've messed up big time.
10:32Of course, working on a website has ended Belén's life.
10:35It's destiny, man.
10:37Hey, you two, you're not doing anything right, huh?
10:38Come on, outside, out of here.
10:39What do you mean, nothing?
10:40So let's give it some publicity.
10:42Sure, I'm a young, handsome, responsible, hardworking guy, I'm smart.
10:47What more do you want?
10:48I'm a better match than Spain and Malta.
10:50He's out to get me.
10:51What should I do, Ducky?
10:52Oh, I don't know.
10:53Why don't you rent three bachelors and a baby bottle?
10:56Well, look, yes.
10:58I'm going to get it.
11:06Roberto.
11:07Roberto, darling.
11:08That?
11:09Wake up, Isabel is here.
11:11Hello.
11:12No, Isabel, the maid.
11:14Come on, come here, I'll introduce you to her, I have to go to work.
11:16Oh, but what time is it?
11:18Eight twenty-seven.
11:19Hey, but is he going to come every day at this time?
11:21Well, he has other houses.
11:22Come on.
11:23Fuck.
11:24Why not start with those?
11:25I don't know.
11:26Ask about health.
11:28Good morning.
11:31Look, Isabel, give it to Roberto.
11:33Oh, I'm sorry, handsome.
11:35I woke you up, didn't I?
11:37No, no, no, no.
11:38I was doing some things.
11:39Oh, well.
11:40So, where do I begin?
11:41Well, wherever you want.
11:43Well, through the bedroom.
11:44So you take a shower and then I'll get to the bathroom, okay?
11:47Come on, let's see who wins.
11:48See you later.
11:49Have a good one.
11:50Hey.
11:50That?
11:50But I want to keep sleeping.
11:52Well then, go ahead and tell him.
11:54See you later, darling.
11:58Well, I'm getting up now.
12:00Well, the fact is that we don't have liability insurance and we have to pay for the days off work, the
12:05medical expenses and possibly compensation.
12:07And like Fernando, who reminds you that lawyer shouldn't sue you, we could be in serious trouble.
12:12You, man, that's what being the president is all about.
12:14No, no, no, no, no.
12:15Because the decision not to renew the insurance was made by all of us.
12:18That was 60,000 pesetas, which came in very handy for installing the new intercom.
12:22I don't remember that.
12:23Well, it's on record.
12:24So if I go down, we all go down.
12:26I think if we talk to them and manage to raise some money, right?
12:30Oh no, no, no, no, no.
12:32If the guy wants to jump down the stairs, let him jump.
12:35But we shouldn't have to pay for it.
12:36Be careful and don't fall.
12:38Okay, so, what do we do?
12:39Because my husband and I aren't going to pay for everything.
12:41I ask you, could it be that it slipped on the oil it's leaking?
12:45Hello.
12:46Let's make some room, please.
12:47Yes of course.
12:49Mauri, how's that leg doing?
12:51Well, it seems that it hurts more today.
12:53Let's see what the doctor says.
12:54Ah, you're going back to the middle again.
12:56But hey, that's nothing, man.
12:59That you are very young.
13:00Well, you know, I would take off the cast and start walking.
13:02The doctor told me I'll be out for a month.
13:04Oh, if only I listened to everything the doctor tells me.
13:07Well, anyway, thank you very much for your interest.
13:09Thank you.
13:10Nothing, we're here for whatever you need.
13:12Hey Fernando, do you know roughly what your insurance should cover?
13:16Well, I don't know, they have to calculate that.
13:18Yes, but how does that work?
13:20I mean, if it's going to end, it's going to end.
13:21Well, you know, I don't believe any of it.
13:23I think he's faking it.
13:25Why would I do that?
13:26Well, for money, woman, you seem silly.
13:29We give him a push and he leans on his bad leg.
13:33Well, we could try it, couldn't we?
13:35Oh, that wouldn't be bad.
13:50Good afternoon.
13:52Good morning.
13:54Good morning.
13:57Careful.
13:58Oh, okay.
13:59There.
14:00Okay.
14:02Okay.
14:07Emilio.
14:08That?
14:09Why are you going up here to fix a plug?
14:11Ma'am, what have they told you?
14:12Nothing for me.
14:13But as soon as you have your wedding registry, let me know so I can buy you the cheapest options.
14:20How funny, Ero.
14:21They won't kill you.
14:29Come on, Isabel.
14:30See you later.
14:31Oh, but wait, wait, wait.
14:33Look at how you're wearing your shirt.
14:35Bring it here, I'll iron it for you for a moment.
14:36No, no, no, no, no, this is one of those that are worn wrinkled.
14:38Oh, but how are you going to carry it wrinkled?
14:40Go on, go on, take it off.
14:41No, thank you very much, but I'm really late.
14:43Oh no, no, you're not going out in public with that shirt on.
14:46Come on.
14:47Okay, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.
14:48Okay, Isabel, I'll take it off myself, okay?
14:49Well.
14:53Take it.
14:54Oh, you're so thin.
14:56Who knows what you'll eat.
14:58Those are definitely frozen and precooked, right?
15:01And that's when you eat.
15:03Oh, look, I'm going to make a purchase.
15:06And from now on you're going to eat like God intended.
15:09Because let's see, what do you like?
15:11No, I eat everything.
15:13Oh, how nice.
15:14Because my children, nothing.
15:17I have three.
15:18But the little one, if you step on him, if you eat hamburgers.
15:22Hey, you're not getting them out of there.
15:23In contrast, those of my older sister.
15:26Because we are three sisters.
15:28Yes, all girls.
15:30Well, my sister would give them the chard and tell them.
15:34You're not leaving the house until you've eaten them all.
15:39Well, they probably didn't eat them, huh?
15:41Because they've already turned 30 and they're still going strong.
15:46And the shirt?
15:47Ah, yes, yes, yes.
15:49Nothing, I'll be right back.
15:50Well, my niece, who works at the hospital, tells us some things that my husband
15:56They make it bad.
15:57And on top of everything, now the poor man is unemployed.
16:01And of course, let's see who hires him.
16:03Because, of course, we're at an age where...
16:07Sure, that's what you have.
16:09Listen, I'm going to put on another shirt and you can give me that one later, okay?
16:12No, no, make it for me right away, Roberto, and besides, this one looks beautiful on you.
16:15You have brothers.
16:16Yes, well, no, no, I'm an only child.
16:19Oh, it's showing, isn't it?
16:25Well, look.
16:27Mr. Juan Cuesta.
16:30Lucía Álvarez.
16:33Regina Acuña.
16:34Who is this?
16:37Hey Emilio, you're a champion, congratulations!
16:40I've already heard about your situation with Belén.
16:42Come on, a little bit of please, this doesn't need to be known.
16:45Well, man, everyone knows it.
16:47Mr. Cuesta too.
16:48Emilio, we need to talk for a moment.
16:51Yes, Mr. Cuesta too.
16:53Well, if only...
16:54How do you explain it in front of the children?
16:58Let's go.
17:01It's happening now.
17:07Emilio, I've heard that you're having an intimate relationship with a tenant in the building.
17:12Yes, but don't worry, she's not his wife.
17:14Yes, I can imagine.
17:16You must not forget that you are an employee here and that you are at your workstation.
17:20And I think it's completely inappropriate to mix work with this kind of thing.
17:24Mr. Cuesta, I don't know what happened to me, I got lost.
17:27Who do you think you are?
17:27Does that mean I don't have to resist temptation at my job or at school?
17:31Aren't there young, attractive female teachers, with their little skirts and low-cut tops, who are eager to learn from a man?
17:39mature like me?
17:40Well, there are some, Emilio, there are some.
17:42Yes, yes, yes.
17:43And the mothers?
17:44Because you should see Emilio when the mothers come to pick up their children.
17:47But I stand firm because I have a responsibility.
17:52There's a redhead, who I know is up to something, Emilio, because she's looking for me, that's obvious.
17:58And then there's the woman, who is... well, that's it.
18:02The truth is, Mr. Juan, this is not going to happen again.
18:05And the one from the cafeteria, you see the one from the cafeteria and you say, oh my god, what am I doing here?
18:09Do I lose?
18:11Well, anyway, I'm going to eat, let's see if my wife makes me something.
18:19Damn, what a mess.
18:24Do you suspect anyone?
18:27This is infuriating, isn't it?
18:30Fernando.
18:30That?
18:31Do I get bored going down to the video store to get a movie?
18:34I'm coming, just a moment.
18:36Ah, very well, so I have a leg that we don't know how it's going to turn out, and you
18:38You can't go downstairs to get a movie.
18:39Open up, I'm busy with some papers.
18:41Okay, I'll come down now.
18:43You're being a pain, aren't you?
18:44No, I'm lame and bored and it itches.
18:46And these crutches are extremely uncomfortable.
18:47Come on, sit down, I'll be right there.
18:48Are you calling me useless?
18:49You didn't just ask me to do it.
18:51No, no, no, no.
18:52I don't trust the movie you're going to bring.
18:54Look, well, look, I had thought about landing however you can, or being an accidental hero, or the harder the fall, the harder the fall.
18:59Oh, you're so funny, so hilarious, come on.
19:02I made you laugh so hard.
19:04I'm out now, I'm out now, come on, let's go.
19:05That's not possible, I think he's a good kid.
19:07How crazy, what's happening?
19:09Hi Mauri, how are you?
19:12Okay, it goes here to the video store.
19:14Yes, we'll help you a little, right?
19:16No, it's not necessary, okay?
19:17Man, yeah, I don't want to finish you off and make you fall like that again.
19:20Ma'am, listen.
19:26Well, it's true, I wasn't faking it.
19:29What happened?
19:33No, she leaves for work very early.
19:35I don't think he's doing anything, you know?
19:37No, it's perfectly clear that she's the one supporting him.
19:39Oh yes, yes, she must earn a good living.
19:41Because this kitchen is extremely expensive; not just anyone can have this kitchen.
19:44I think I've seen it in a magazine.
19:46No, the one with money is the father who bought them the apartment.
19:51Hey, and how's the bedroom set up?
19:53In my opinion, very modern.
19:55But look, she has a lot of clothes.
19:57Oh, really?
19:58And is it a brand name?
19:59All.
20:01Look, she has shoes you wouldn't believe.
20:04And some handbags.
20:05Of course, without children.
20:06Me too.
20:08Hello.
20:10Oh, hello, Roberto!
20:12Hey, well, I'll leave you guys, okay?
20:13And delighted.
20:14And you know, whenever you want, come up and I'll make you a coffee.
20:17Okay, goodbye.
20:19What are you doing?
20:20Who was he talking to?
20:21Oh, the neighbors are nicer.
20:24Excuse me, what's that you have in your hand?
20:26The fact that?
20:27Ah, this!
20:28It's an old t-shirt you had in your closet.
20:31I just needed rags.
20:33And why didn't you ask me before?
20:34My first girlfriend gave me that t-shirt for my birthday.
20:38I was very fond of him.
20:40Well, but now you're with someone else, so why do you want her?
20:43Okay, I'll finish up in the bathroom and then I'll make you lunch, okay?
20:46No, no, no, leave it. Thank you so much.
20:48I've made plans. I'd better grab something to eat somewhere.
20:50Ah, no, no, no, no, no.
20:51One moment.
20:52You eat first and then you can go wherever you want.
20:54Of course, that goes without saying.
20:56Come on, sit down there and wait for me.
20:57I'll finish it.
21:04Fuck.
21:05Oh my, oh my, what an impression.
21:07It's quite striking, isn't it?
21:09Oh, oh, oh, oh, careful, careful, careful.
21:11Well, besides, this isn't cool.
21:12Relax, okay?
21:13Don't worry.
21:15Now then... Be careful, okay? Please.
21:17Fuck.
21:18Yeah, be careful.
21:18Oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm staying here.
21:21Come on, there it is.
21:21Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
21:22Oh, oh, oh, oh.
21:23How delicate, huh?
21:24But how delicate, you've broken everything.
21:27Okay, so why am I adding a gap now?
21:28But you'll have to get on.
21:30But hey, what happened to you?
21:32You've fallen down the stairs again.
21:33I didn't fall, I was pushed.
21:35And there you go again, he's stubborn.
21:36He doesn't realize that it takes time to pass the coins.
21:38If not, he has left it to us to help him.
21:40Fernando, those two better not come near me, okay?
21:42But is it serious? No, is it?
21:43No, it's not serious.
21:44They put this cast on me so it would match the other one.
21:45So, fuck.
21:46Let's turn it up.
21:47No, not by the stairs, okay?
21:48Not by the stairs.
21:49Have we put the queen's chair up yet?
21:50Yes, that's no exaggeration.
21:51Come here, wait, let me take this off.
21:53Okay, you're going to see it with me.
21:55Yeah.
21:55Let's see, oh.
21:56Two, three, now.
21:57Oh, oh, oh.
21:57To the little chair.
21:58Oh, oh, oh, oh.
21:59Oh, oh, oh.
22:00It's just that...
22:01Little by little, okay?
22:02Oh, oh, oh, oh.
22:03Oh, oh, oh, this hand, this hand.
22:06How does it hurt?
22:07We're up there, we're up there.
22:09Calm down, calm down.
22:11Above.
22:13If they ask us for more money now, you'll pay for it, okay?
22:16Tell me, what was your idea?
22:18Where?
22:18I'll see if they need anything.
22:21Well, thank you very much for everything.
22:23And cheer up, okay?
22:24That's nothing.
22:24It's more of a hassle than anything else.
22:26That'll be jumping rope in two days.
22:27Look at what it's done to my kidneys.
22:29Pretty.
22:29Well, then I'll send the kid to get your calluses painted.
22:31He draws wonderfully.
22:33Come on, darling.
22:34Well, goodbye.
22:35See you later.
22:35The house is so cute, isn't it?
22:36I hadn't seen her.
22:37And Juan, the color, the color of the sofa.
22:38If I'm going to take a big reflection.
22:40Yes, it goes up, it goes up.
22:41Okay, see you another day.
22:42Goodbye and thanks, okay?
22:45Fernando, we have to leave this house, okay?
22:47Why don't we go live in the countryside?
22:49Well yes.
22:49And we make goat cheese and plant tomatoes.
22:52Go live in the countryside.
22:53That's all that's missing.
22:54With all these bugs, what's up?
22:54Come on.
22:55Don't you realize we're surrounded by a bunch of homophobes?
22:57Let's see, Mauri.
22:57There is no possibility that you tripped over the crutch.
23:00Furthermore, you are accusing the neighbors without conclusive evidence.
23:03Mr. Retrado is already being mysterious.
23:05But also, how can they be homophobic if they don't know we're gay?
23:08Fernando, you're the only one here who's told us you're gay.
23:15Well, welcome to this emergency informal meeting.
23:18Today we're going to start with requests and questions.
23:19Oh, and I beg you not to insist on verifying the veracity of the injuries to the inclinus of your own.
23:24first B.
23:25Because it's going to cost us more and more money.
23:27I'm not going to ask who did it.
23:28This.
23:29Snitch.
23:30Good.
23:30With that issue clarified, let's move on to the next one.
23:33What do we do?
23:34Well, they say the third time's the charm.
23:36One more little push and it's perfect.
23:39Marisa, please.
23:40It was Emilio's fault for giving the sidewalk.
23:42So let him pay for it.
23:44We deducted it from his salary.
23:46Eh, eh, eh.
23:46Mrs. Palom told me so while we were having dinner.
23:48Emilio, don't be fake, I beg you, please.
23:51I don't do anything without consulting my husband first, okay?
23:54No, not you, never.
23:55Okay, we'll talk later, you and I.
23:59Hi, here's a new medical report for you to send to the insurance company.
24:02Because now, of course, expenses are going to multiply.
24:05Oh, really?
24:05Of course, the injuries are more serious.
24:07But hey, he's sure about this, right?
24:09Oh, no, of course, they pay for it.
24:12What, neighborhood association?
24:13No no.
24:14Hello.
24:14Hello.
24:14It's a get-together with friends, we're having a drink.
24:17Ah, I see.
24:18And have you already notified the expert what day he's coming?
24:20Uh, yes, yes, yes, but it's going to be delayed a little.
24:22Because they're a bit confused, you know?
24:24There's been a huge crowd at a Fari concert.
24:27You know how fans are.
24:28Well, look, we'll do one thing.
24:29Can you give me his phone number and I'll call him?
24:30No, no, but I had to get serious, you know?
24:32I told them, either tomorrow, even if it's late, there's an expert here.
24:35Or we'll see each other in court.
24:36Because there's a neighbor here who's going through a very difficult time.
24:38Okay, so you're coming tomorrow?
24:40Uh, right.
24:40Tomorrow, expert.
24:41Well, perfect, very good.
24:43Well, that's it, let's have some fun, eh?
24:44Hi, do you remember Mauri?
24:49What a mess.
24:50And why are you telling them that?
24:52What I do?
24:53Should I tell them we don't have insurance and that they should sue us all?
24:55Okay, so what do we do now?
24:57Well, that's perfectly clear, Juan.
24:58An expert is scheduled to appear here tomorrow.
25:00Well, I don't know where we're going to get it from.
25:04Hello good.
25:06How nice.
25:07What a pleasure!
25:08Everything looks great and smells wonderful, doesn't it?
25:11This is bullshit.
25:12I can't find anything.
25:13What's happening?
25:14Well, this lady has been touching my things
25:16And now I can't find the black marker, or the blue one, or the red one.
25:19And I have to draw Superman.
25:21Yeah.
25:22But I see everything very organized.
25:24Of course, that's why I can't find anything.
25:25On top of that, she cooked my food and I had to have seconds three times.
25:28Because?
25:29I ate it quickly because I was in a hurry
25:31and he already thought I was really enjoying it
25:33and he would bring me another plate.
25:34But why haven't you said anything to him?
25:36When?
25:36If he doesn't shut up.
25:38I already know where their children work.
25:39Her aunt's latest operations.
25:41If I didn't draw comics, I could be his biographer.
25:44Poor thing.
25:45She'll be more alone than one.
25:46But what about being alone?
25:47If you already know half the neighborhood.
25:49He has told everyone about our life.
25:51Lucia, this has to stop.
25:53Well, look, Roberto.
25:54I remind you about hiring a maid
25:56It was your idea.
25:58But this isn't a maid.
26:00This is my mother.
26:01Well, worse.
26:02Because on top of everything, you have to pay him.
26:03Come on.
26:04It hasn't been exaggerated.
26:05Exaggerated?
26:08Look what he's done to my shirt.
26:10But she was ancient.
26:12Well, look, Lucia.
26:13I'm so sorry,
26:13But I can't get along with this lady.
26:15Well, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
26:17Okay?
26:18Talk to her and tell her not to come back.
26:21Why don't you tell him?
26:22No, no, no.
26:23That's up to you.
26:24What's happening?
26:25Don't you dare?
26:26That I don't dare?
26:28You'll see how daring I am.
26:29He'll do it tomorrow, man.
26:31Out on the fucking street.
26:41Alice.
26:43Alice.
26:44My neighbors are giving me strange looks,
26:45who surely know everything.
26:46Yes, I've already seen paparazzi at the door.
26:48Be careful.
26:49No, Emilio has definitely let the cat out of the bag.
26:52But you have spoken with him.
26:53I?
26:54Why would I talk to him?
26:55Oh, poor thing, I had destroyed him.
26:57Just put yourself in their shoes.
26:58First you take him to bed, then you ignore him.
27:01That's what you do to everyone.
27:02But we're not talking about me.
27:04Furthermore, Emilio is more sensitive.
27:06I think I'm in love with you.
27:08No.
27:09Yeah.
27:09No no.
27:10Damn, damn.
27:11But what's the problem?
27:12If you like going there.
27:13Oh no, I don't like it, I don't like it.
27:15And why did you sleep with him?
27:17Well, I don't know, it was a, a...
27:18I don't know, I don't know.
27:20Belén, you need to talk to Emilio.
27:21You can't go around hurting people.
27:23It's very bad for karma.
27:24And what do you know about karma?
27:27And I really need to go talk to him.
27:31And don't listen to me, okay?
27:41Emilio, please, don't put any more things in the way, okay?
27:43I was more powerful, really.
27:44And what do you do instead of the sofa?
27:45Walk through the mud.
27:46Look how you've positioned the sofa.
27:47Look.
27:49Emilio, I told you to set the table 20 minutes ago.
27:52What language do I speak?
27:53Where do I put it?
27:53If there is no room.
27:54You don't see.
27:55Look, you take the children and take them to the park.
27:57To the park, to the zoo, that's what I'm going to do.
27:59To have them make me a cage.
27:59What do you want?
28:00Nothing, Dad, just a little bit of...
28:01Leave me alone now, kid.
28:03Do you see what her name was?
28:04Oh, really, I can't take it anymore, I can't take it anymore.
28:07What's going on?
28:10She's at the gynecologist.
28:11Yeah?
28:12Twins are on the way.
28:13Tiger.
28:17Come with Dad.
28:18Come with Dad, both of you.
28:20Leave me alone, you bug.
28:22Bug.
28:23Bug.
28:24What is a bug?
28:26Bug.
28:35Damn, what a time.
28:36I can't live like this.
28:45Okay, Isabel, I'm leaving.
28:47See you later.
28:49Oh, you really do look beautiful at work.
28:52It's a joy to see you.
28:54He's shorter than Roberto is sleeping.
28:56Don't worry, I make less noise than a fly.
29:01Bye bye.
29:01Okay, goodbye, daughter.
29:03Goodbye, goodbye.
29:07Hello.
29:08Hello good morning.
29:09How was your vacation?
29:10Okay, here goes.
29:11But come on, not really...
29:12You're terrified.
29:14Completely.
29:15But why don't you get tested?
29:17If you're pregnant, just tell Roberto, and if not, well, everyone's happy.
29:20Ah, but it scares me.
29:22Well, that's normal.
29:24Anyway, if you need me for anything, you know where to find me.
29:27Thank you.
29:28Are you low?
29:29No, I'm coming from a party and I'm going to bed.
29:31Good luck, time for bed.
29:32I don't know.
29:42Yes, yes, it's two weeks late.
29:45So she's pregnant, for sure.
29:47What I don't know is why she doesn't want to tell Roberto.
29:50Because it's not his.
29:51Why do you think he didn't tell Manolo this?
29:53And what do these people care about what I said to Manolo?
29:56Of course, couples don't last very long these days.
30:00I'd cheat on that kid too, even though he's so small.
30:04Man, I like it, you've got a point.
30:06Hey, don't say anything, because then everything gets out.
30:12Isabel, can we talk for a moment?
30:14Shall I make you breakfast?
30:15No, no, no, thank you very much.
30:17Come on, I'm going to make you some juice.
30:19No, no, really, don't bother.
30:20Yes, come on, sit here, handsome.
30:22Come on, you're more handsome than money.
30:26Look, Isabel, we're very happy with you, but...
30:30I am with you too.
30:32Look, I've only been here two days and it's already like you're my children.
30:37To be honest, coming here gives me life.
30:39Because you don't know the situation I have at home.
30:42My son crashed his car in a roundabout the other day.
30:46And my little one is depressed because her husband left her.
30:50And also with a six-month-old baby girl.
30:52And my husband is unemployed.
30:54He is now taking a refresher course.
30:57But I still see the same bitter look on his face.
31:00If I get here and see you all looking so handsome and happy.
31:06And starting a life together.
31:08Come on, all my troubles disappear.
31:11What did you want to tell me?
31:14No, no, that...
31:15How much do we pay per hour?
31:16Ah, eight euros. That's very good.
31:18Well, from today he's going to get paid ten.
31:21Do you see it?
31:23How is it that you are a divine blessing?
31:25Give me a kiss, come on, give me a kiss.
31:29I'm going to make you some tortillas, come on.
31:33They look delicious.
31:34I have no idea about insurance.
31:36I sell books.
31:37Few indeed.
31:39Dad, this is an emergency.
31:40Get used to the idea that you are an expert.
31:41And what the hell does an expert do?
31:43Nothing.
31:44You say you're from the insurance company.
31:45He glances at the neighbor and gives him the envelope with the money for the medical expenses.
31:49That's it.
31:50And he leaves.
31:51Ah, very good.
31:51And what do I gain from all that?
31:53Isn't your son's love enough for you?
31:54Well, not really.
31:55Come on, come on, don't get sidetracked.
31:56And then we bought him a book and that's it.
31:59Yes, please, the etymological dictionary.
32:01I just can't find a way out of it.
32:02Ah, but the insurance man sells books.
32:04Yes, Vicente, beautiful.
32:05We'll explain everything now, okay?
32:06Take the money.
32:07Does anyone want to make a last-minute contribution?
32:11Nothing, we'll wait for him.
32:13And may God's will be done.
32:14That's it, that's it, let it be.
32:15Come on, Dad, good luck, okay?
32:17Come on, come on, come on, come on.
32:19Emilio, I'm going to end up on the poster.
32:21And I don't sell any books there.
32:22Man, Dad, I'll vouch for you.
32:24Come on, man.
32:24Very rude, huh?
32:25These people are very rude.
32:28Dad, I love you very much.
32:30Not you.
32:31What's slipping away from you?
32:32Look, look, look.
32:32It's unbelievable what you have to do to sell a dictionary.
32:35And on top of that, next year they're releasing another revised version, the bastards.
32:40Good afternoon.
32:41Good afternoon.
32:42I'm from the insurance company, the insurance adjuster.
32:45Delighted.
32:45Please come in and have a seat.
32:47Thank you so much.
32:49Good afternoon.
32:50Are you the victim?
32:52No, I'm the mummy.
32:53It caught me while I was getting changed.
32:54Perfect.
32:55Well, I'm going to proceed with the inspection.
32:57But from my experience I can tell you that this is a clear case of a fall down stairs.
33:02Yes, but isn't a forensic doctor coming with you to assess the extent of the injuries?
33:06Ah, yes.
33:07Yes, I am a forensic doctor.
33:08This is a family business and we each do a little bit of everything.
33:12How are you?
33:14Evil.
33:15I figured as much.
33:16It matches my reports.
33:18Here is the exact amount you are entitled to, according to our tables, for this type of claim.
33:25187 euros.
33:26Well.
33:27It's already been told.
33:28But this doesn't cover medical expenses, sick days, or anything else.
33:32Can you explain what joke this is?
33:34What's happening?
33:34What do you think is not enough?
33:35Not much, no.
33:35Ridiculous.
33:36One moment.
33:37I'm going to take it to the main office to see if there's been any kind of problem.
33:40Call, call.
33:40Just a moment, please.
33:41Excuse me.
33:48Central?
33:48No, he's mistaken, isn't he?
33:49It's me, damn it.
33:50Ah, yes, tell me.
33:51What's happening?
33:51That?
33:52Who is it?
33:52Who is it?
33:52My father, my father.
33:54Yes, yes.
33:54The affected party here tells me that he is not satisfied with the stipulated amount.
33:58which has been assigned to him because of the accident.
34:01Yes, yes.
34:02Perfect, that's fine.
34:03I'll tell him.
34:05Very well, you are in luck.
34:07They just told me to increase the money by 10 euros.
34:1110?
34:12Nothing else?
34:12Just a moment, please.
34:14And 35 cents.
34:16Do you take us for idiots or what?
34:18Wait a minute, don't get cocky because this gentleman has fallen through the scanner twice.
34:22And that's very suspicious.
34:24What does that mean?
34:25That I jump off for fun?
34:26I'm just telling you that our bonus/malus rating is very bad for you.
34:31But also, how can he bring me the money like this?
34:32This is paid by bank check, a deposit into an account...
34:36That's unnecessary trouble.
34:37Quite damaged.
34:39To be harmed enough to harm him further.
34:41Besides, if there's dirty money, damn it, take it.
34:43Okay, that's enough.
34:44Which insurance company are you with?
34:45Of...
34:47Catastrophe insurance, home and motor vehicle insurance and reinsurance.
34:51Bicycles are not insured.
34:53Okay, no, seriously now.
34:53This is about the hidden camera thing, right?
34:56Hey, I'm just doing my job, okay?
34:58I won't quit if it at least distracts me.
34:59Ah, you're bored.
35:02Well, here I bring the solution.
35:04A collection of great 20th-century authors bound in leather and with a special launch offer.
35:11Look at it.
35:11But now he wants... he wants us to buy a book from him?
35:15But let's see.
35:16Look, give me your name, your ID number, and your company details right now.
35:19Please.
35:20Come on.
35:20A little bit of money, please, because this can be fixed.
35:22Don't get nervous.
35:24I'm going to make a call for just a second, please.
35:27Excuse me.
35:28Yeah.
35:29Central?
35:30You know what?
35:31Leave me alone, leave me alone.
35:32I talk to them.
35:33Stay right there.
35:33This is a private line for experts only.
35:36Give me the phone, damn it.
35:38Listen.
35:38Hey?
35:39Juan.
35:40Yes, but what happened?
35:41What did they say?
35:42Mr. Cuesta.
35:43Wow!
35:44What's happening?
35:44What's happening?
35:45Let's go, let's go!
35:46Putina, take the children.
35:47I'm going too.
35:48I'm going too.
35:49But what have they told you?
35:50It worked!
35:56Hey!
35:59Have you ever stopped to think for a moment how miserable you are?
36:03Well, you see, Fernando.
36:04There's no insurance, is there?
36:05Well, that's definitely true.
36:07Yes or no.
36:08No.
36:10What did you think you were doing?
36:12This is a scam attempt.
36:14And do you know what I'm going to do?
36:16I'm going to take you all to court.
36:18Yeah.
36:19And you're going to have to pay us millions in compensation.
36:22Yeah.
36:22And I am going to report each and every irregularity in this building.
36:26And I'm going to prove that Mauri's second fall was provoked.
36:30And as for you,
36:33You are directly responsible for all of this.
36:36And I'll take care of it personally.
36:38that he ends up in jail.
36:40Come on!
36:43Come on!
36:44Come on!
36:45Come on!
36:46Come on!
36:46Come on!
36:46Come on!
36:47Well, who's going to buy my etymological dictionary?
36:51Dad, please calm down a little, there's a lot of tension.
36:53Yes, yes.
36:55What's wrong with you?
36:56You're not saying anything?
36:57I've never seen you like this before.
36:59You're scary, aren't you?
37:00Yes, it's very strong, Mauri.
37:01Nothing like this has ever happened to me in my entire life.
37:04But you're not going to put that poor man in jail; he has two children.
37:07No, I don't think I can put him in jail.
37:08That's right, I'm going to squeeze every last euro out of him.
37:12These?
37:13They'll remember us for the rest of their lives.
37:15And the ones opposite, the same.
37:17But I feel sorry for them, poor things.
37:18They all pooled their money.
37:20But, Mauri, damn it.
37:21Did they throw you down the stairs?
37:22Well, maybe I slipped up.
37:24Well, you take it all very seriously, don't you?
37:26And on top of that, I'm going to be the bad guy in the movie.
37:28No, no, no, Fer, not the bad one, no.
37:30But I don't like seeing you like this.
37:39400 euros for a baby stroller, but hey, we're going crazy.
37:43Or you smile like that, huh?
37:45Emilio, we need to talk.
37:47Yes, yes, yes, because I can't take it anymore.
37:48Yes, I know.
37:50I dreamt about you last night, Belén.
37:53Ah.
37:53And of course, I bought you something.
37:58Well, no, I don't know what to say.
38:00No, no, no, but don't open it here.
38:02Open it at home and then tell me yes or no.
38:05Ah, okay, we'll talk later.
38:09Yes, we'll talk later.
38:11Come on.
38:12See you later.
38:14Oh, watch out.
38:15Hey.
38:16Yeah.
38:17Thank you.
38:23Well, may God grant us luck.
38:30Hello.
38:31Hello.
38:32I came to congratulate you.
38:35Ah, thank you.
38:37Because?
38:38For the child.
38:40Which child?
38:41Come on, kid, don't play dumb.
38:42Everyone knows your girlfriend is pregnant.
38:45As?
38:46You have a rather indiscreet assistant.
38:49The truth is that this only makes things a little more complicated for us.
38:52But hey, a young daddy has his appeal too, right?
38:59No, no, no, no, I think you're mistaken.
39:01No, Lucía hasn't told me anything, I'm sorry.
39:03Yes, it doesn't seem like he trusts you much.
39:06Hey, if you want a babysitter, you know where I am.
39:10Good luck, kid.
39:27Already?
39:28That was fast, wasn't it?
39:30What happened?
39:33Well, she told me she dreamed about me.
39:39He gave me this as a gift.
39:41Oh!
39:41He's in love, Belén, he's in love.
39:44Yes, open it.
39:44What will it be?
39:46Hey, maybe it's a ring.
39:48Or some earrings.
39:50Or a bracelet.
39:51Or a choker.
39:52Or a watch.
39:55This is...
39:57Hey, what is this?
39:59It's a pregnancy test.
40:02Will this idiot give me a pregnancy test?
40:05Woman, it's romantic, isn't it?
40:10Hello.
40:11Oh, Lucia, have you heard the latest big news?
40:15Well, no, what happened?
40:19Emilio has gotten involved with Belén.
40:21But what does it say?
40:23Did he go and fix a plug and...?
40:25Well, that can't be.
40:26Who told him?
40:27Don't you hear the radio station?
40:29Well no.
40:29Well, get informed, damn it, because that's why we live in a community.
40:34Oh, well, congratulations, we hadn't told you anything.
40:38Well done, congratulations, why?
40:40Don't get carried away, or I'll lock myself in the tobacco shop.
40:42Hey, I'm talking to this girl.
40:44Leave alone the people who bother you.
40:48At least he gave you something practical.
40:50Sooner or later you're going to end up using it.
40:52Well, yes, I'm delighted, aren't I?
40:54This is the most beautiful gift I have received since my first communion.
40:57They gave me a microscope as a gift.
40:59Don't mess around.
40:59Belén, you can say whatever you want, but I can see that you're serious.
41:03Hey, don't you think you've had enough fun for today?
41:05I just can't help it.
41:06The goalkeeper and the third one.
41:08It sounds like a porn movie.
41:10Hello.
41:11Hello.
41:11Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
41:13You really won't believe it.
41:16These people just don't know what to talk about anymore.
41:17Do you know what the big news of the day is?
41:19That Belén has slept with Emilio.
41:22People are really bored, Belén.
41:28Did you sleep with Emilio?
41:31Who told you that?
41:34How many people know this?
41:36Well...
41:37Well, everyone.
41:38Apparently, it's the news of the day on Radio Patio.
41:42This guy is an idiot.
41:43I'll kill him, okay?
41:44I swear I'll kill him.
41:46Moron!
41:50So it's true.
41:53Belén and Emilio.
41:54Emilio?
41:55Ever since I saw An Officer and a Gentleman, I've loved men in uniform.
41:59I can't believe it.
42:00Yeah.
42:01Oh, there you go.
42:03Does that save you a trip to the pharmacy?
42:08Emilio!
42:09Emilio!
42:11Emilio!
42:11That's it.
42:12What happened?
42:13What happened?
42:14You're a loudmouth, an idiot, and immature.
42:16Yes, but is it like this or not?
42:17Look, Emilio, this is over, okay?
42:19We need to talk very seriously.
42:28Hey, what was it you wanted to tell me?
42:31Hey?
42:32No, nothing.
42:35Did you know she was the first girl to enter the goal?
42:37Come on, he's coming in and staying.
42:39Have you never had a girlfriend?
42:41Yes, once, but it hurt me a lot.
42:43What's happening?
42:44He dumped you, didn't he?
42:45No, he hit me because Emilio was with his best friend.
42:47No.
42:47But what's happening to us is beautiful, isn't it?
42:51What are you doing?
42:52Man, hugging you guys after all that, you know, right?
42:54Yes, but I don't want you to hug me.
42:57I stayed here so as not to be unfriendly.
42:59No, you're already unpleasant.
43:00You see why I want you to stay here if we're already finished.
43:02But he'll be the rude one.
43:04Look, you should thank me.
43:06No, you should give them to me.
43:07I, you.
43:08Furthermore, I am an employee of this community.
43:10This is harassment.
43:12Emilio, please, I'm harassing you.
43:13Man, you came here to hunt me down, to get pregnant.
43:15Do you really think I want to have your child, you wretch?
43:18Yes, that's your biological clock, we can hear it from here.
43:20Look, look, I'm leaving because this is the most pathetic thing that has ever happened to me.
43:24So, have you taken the test or not?
43:25That I can't be pregnant, that I take the pill.
43:27What are you for?
43:28Because my gynecologist prescribed it for me.
43:31I have some hormonal imbalances.
43:33Ah, I thought it did was increase breast size.
43:35Well, that applies to some.
43:36Some women's breasts grow, others' butts grow.
43:39It depends...
43:40But what the hell am I doing giving you explanations of what I do and what I don't do?
43:44That's what I say, but who asked you?
43:46I never want to see you again in my life.
43:48Okay.
43:48That's it.
43:49I'll be there!
43:56Hello!
43:58So what happens now?
43:59We didn't just want to apologize.
44:01But from the heart, okay?
44:02And I also want to tell you that our behavior has been utterly despicable.
44:06But very miserable.
44:08And we also want you to know that we're going to take out the insurance tomorrow.
44:11And we have gathered this amount of money, what we could, for you.
44:15I've put the money I had saved for university into my piggy bank.
44:18Thank you, son.
44:20I've made Mauri a cake that you'll all be licking your fingers about.
44:23And I've brought you some chicken broth.
44:27I haven't brought you anything, but I'm so sorry for everything.
44:30Instead, I'll leave you this cigarette.
44:36Okay, fine, but you absolutely must get the insurance tomorrow, right?
44:39Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
44:40And thank you very much.
44:42I've told everyone that you're a sweetheart.
44:44Well.
44:45Are you having bad money?
44:46No, no, thank you, no.
44:47Please, Fernando, take the money.
44:48No, no, no, the truth is no.
44:49Please, take it.
44:50What am I saying? No.
44:51Juan, who is telling you no.
44:55And get well soon.
44:57Thank you all.
44:58Bye bye.
44:58Bye bye.
44:59It doesn't bother you anymore, does it?
45:00Take a break, okay?
45:01Get plenty of rest.
45:02Rest is so good.
45:05Yes, yes.
45:06Yes, yes.
45:07Let's see.
45:09Well, they are good people at heart.
45:13It seems they've swallowed it all, doesn't it?
45:15Damn, we dodged a bullet there.
45:17Yes, gay people are very sensitive.
45:18I saw it on TV.
45:20Not even part of the envelope.
45:21Have today.
45:22Fuck.
45:23That money is for my university.
45:25Come on, be quiet, come in, go up, come on.
45:27But, man, you're going to buy a lot of video games, right?
45:30Yes, man, this is for school supplies.
45:31And a good cartologist for me, because I can't afford ten different things.
45:34Look, do you see how Dad is?
45:35Yes, that's right, and nothing for me, right?
45:37What do you mean you don't have one?
45:38And all this was happening at school, in a word.
45:40I don't have that much.
45:44Hello.
45:45Well, wasn't it about time?
45:46How are you, darling?
45:47Hello.
45:49How are you?
45:50Good and you?
45:51Very good.
45:52And so?
45:54The fact that?
45:54No, that thing you're holding in your hand.
45:56Oh, this?
45:57Yeah.
45:57This, this, this is from Bethlehem.
45:59Belén said Emilio bought it for her because he slept with her and they were a little worried.
46:05Very good.
46:06Yes, yes, that's funny.
46:08Come on, Lucia, please, I had to find out from others that you're pregnant.
46:12What am I?
46:13That?
46:13But oh well, what nonsense.
46:14And who told you that?
46:15So what?
46:16If the maid has only told everyone.
46:18But weren't you going to fire her?
46:19No, I've given him a raise.
46:20I felt very sorry for you.
46:21What do you want me to do?
46:22Do you see it?
46:22How do you expect me to tell you I'm late if you're not capable of dealing with problems?
46:25So what's the verdict?
46:26Is it a delay or a pregnancy?
46:28Well, it's...
46:29It's a delay.
46:33But she might be pregnant.
46:36Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
46:38Damn, Roberto.
46:39That's exactly the reaction I need to cheer me up.
46:41Hey?
46:41Does my partner give me a sense of security?
46:44Hey, hey, hey, no ironies, eh?
46:46What do you think?
46:47Am I immature?
46:48Well yes.
46:49Okay, maybe, but not for important things.
46:51Are we going to be parents?
46:52Well, we're parents.
46:53Is a baby coming?
46:54Let him come.
46:56But Lucia, it hurts me a lot that you don't trust me.
46:58And now I feel a little anxious and I'm having trouble breathing.
47:02But it's an illusion.
47:03Because we're going to be a family.
47:05And I'm going to be a father.
47:06And now I'm going to sit down because I'm feeling a little dizzy.
47:11But it's not a cause for concern, it's a cause for joy.
47:14Because here I am, with you.
47:17Roberto, honey, relax.
47:20I'm not ready to be a mother either.
47:23But I do.
47:24You have to be strong.
47:25Lucia, face your problems head-on, okay?
47:29Okay.
47:31Well, I'm going to take the test.
47:33Of course.
47:34Can I help you?
47:35What do you want to do?
47:36No, no, no, it's not necessary.
47:38No, no, no, no.
47:39I want us to be together from the beginning, my love.
47:44So, do you know how this works?
47:46No.
47:47Well, here you go.
47:49Go to the leaflet, I'll be right back.
47:53That's it.
47:55I've made it clear to him that this is over.
47:57It's been a silly day and it's best if we both forget about it.
48:00That's it.
48:01It was a very affectionate goodbye, wasn't it?
48:04What, what do I have?
48:06A liar's face that you can't stand.
48:09You've done it to him again.
48:10Alicia, lower your voice.
48:12In goal?
48:13I'm not going to tell you anything.
48:15Oh, in the goal!
48:16Wow!
48:18Woman, look, I've told myself, I'm going to take a walk, you're more comfortable here.
48:21No, this is over and that's it, man.
48:23Have you broken up?
48:24No, we haven't cut because there's nothing to cut.
48:25So, are you still together?
48:26No.
48:27This has all been a regrettable mistake.
48:29In a few years we'll remember this and we'll all laugh about it, and that's it.
48:32No, I prefer to laugh now.
48:34Hey, so how is he doing?
48:38What are you on about?
48:40Oh!
48:40She's good in bed, huh?
48:42I'm not going to tell you anything, man.
48:43But if you wear it, you've removed it from your face.
48:45Tell me, otherwise I'm going to take it away from you.
49:05Oh, well.
49:35Roberto?
49:38Roberto?
49:39Roberto?
49:40Well, yes.
49:42What about me!
49:42Here it comes, here it comes!
49:45So, are we going to the movies or what should we do?
49:48I prefer to go for a few beers.
49:49I don't care.
49:50Good night.
49:51Good night.
49:52Hello, Paloma.
49:53Hi how are things?
49:54This girl is always so cute.
49:56Bye bye.
49:57Bye bye.
49:59Is it true that the test has been done?
50:00Yes, I've heard them myself.
50:02Where is?
50:03Here it is.
50:04Let's see, look at her.
50:05Let's see, what color has it turned?
50:07Blue.
50:08What is that?
50:09Is it going to be a boy?
50:11That means she's not pregnant.
50:13Better.
50:14That way we can sleep peacefully.
50:20This one was just a hair short.
50:22A hair!
50:23Let's wait and see next month.
50:25But you've suddenly become so angry...
50:27Go have a drink, you drunkard!
50:29This is the most beautiful story.
50:32My God.
50:34Paco, I'll take this one.
50:36Legends of passion.
50:38You're in love, buddy.
50:40What are you saying?
50:41My thing with Belén was a slip-up, a lapse, a stumble.
50:44A conqueror like me, a shadow of a single woman.
50:46I like to flit from flower to flower.
50:48Well, that's it.
50:49See you later, leave me there.
50:51Okay, see you later.
50:54Oh.
50:55But what nonsense am I carrying on?
50:57My immune system must be weak.
50:59And rewind it, okay?
51:01Marisa, if you can tell me where we're going.
51:03Yes, you do, I give myself.
51:05Oh.
51:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
51:09We already have insurance, damn it.
51:11Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, my neck, my neck.
51:13Vicenta, don't move me, don't move me, Vicenta.
51:15Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
51:17Mr. Cuesta, I'm calling an ambulance, I've fallen.
51:20Well, for someone who looks like they've fallen down, you're very well positioned.
51:22What's wrong? I just fall down looking really funny.
51:25Marisa, get up from there, you're making a fool of yourself.
51:27Hey, this is in really bad taste, isn't it?
51:29What people, really, what people, Juan.
51:30The chalet, the chalet, Juan.
51:32And why are you such a loudmouth?
51:34A little more and I'll make a fortune.
51:36Marisa, one must be decent.
51:38With what I earn from my pension, it's not possible.
51:40To be decent, you need to have money.
51:42It's very nice to go through life with your head held high.
51:45Oh!
51:50Mr. Cuesta, call an ambulance, this time it's serious.
51:56Oh, Vicente, my daughter.
51:59Marisa, what a fall you took for walking with your head held high.
52:03Oh, God of my life.
52:06When will you be cured?
52:08Did he put me to sleep here?
52:10No.
52:10Well, you've held out for quite a while.
52:12The parents of almost all my colleagues are separated.
52:15Where were you last night?
52:16Where?
52:17And with whom?
52:18And tell me what they do to you out there that I don't do to you, huh?
52:20Are you telling me he spies on my girlfriend?
52:22Yeah.
52:23Yes, yes, you don't like him.
52:25No, I don't dislike him.
52:27The thing is, you could have asked me about it, couldn't you?
52:29You have just broken the first basic rule of the relationship.
52:32Keep your girlfriend away from her friends.
52:35Very good.
52:36Perfect, you're drunk.
52:38Danger.
52:38Danger.
52:39Danger, danger.
52:40Roberto, I'm going to do you a favor.
52:41Pack your bags and leave my house right now.
52:43Do you mind if we spend the night here?
52:44There are rats in our house.
52:46What's up, rats?
52:47Mr. John, we have a rat at the gates.
52:49Black.
52:50So.
52:50Those bugs get into everything.
52:52A rat got into my mother's pipe and came out through the toilet.
52:56This is just like in the movies.
52:57We needed a corpse, didn't we?
52:58Well, we've got it now.
52:59I'm going to get a bag.
53:00Hey, wouldn't it be a rabbit?
53:01If it was a rabbit, it was disguised as a rat.
53:04Know that you are facing the most perfect survival machine created by nature.
53:07Rats are the only beings genetically prepared to survive a nuclear holocaust.
53:11But know that time is against you.
53:13Each pair of rats can produce a colony of 200 individuals.
53:17That's clear.
53:18They are already conceiving.
53:19They don't stand a chance.
53:23Danger.
53:23Danger.
53:24Danger, danger.
53:26Danger.
53:27Danger.
53:27Danger.
53:30Danger.
53:30Danger.
53:30Danger.
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