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00:00:32Good morning.
00:00:33Can't you see it's freshly mopped?
00:00:35I have to go to work.
00:00:36Well, just wait a little while for it to dry, they're not going to fire him for five minutes.
00:00:40And why doesn't he put newspapers on the floor? Come on, like it's always been done.
00:00:44What do you do for a living?
00:00:45I am a nurse.
00:00:46Okay, let's make a deal.
00:00:48I don't poke your patients' butts and you don't tell me how to scrub the stairs.
00:00:53Come on, I've been doing this for 40 years.
00:00:57What's going on? What are you doing here?
00:00:59Here's the new housekeeper who has politely asked us not to step into the doorway.
00:01:03Oh, well I'm sorry, but I'm in a hurry.
00:01:05No!
00:01:05There.
00:01:06Well, now I have to go over this section again and it will take longer to dry.
00:01:11Come on, you too.
00:01:12What's going on? Is the traffic light red?
00:01:16No, well, they've just finished mopping and you can't go in.
00:01:19Well, we have to go to the supermarket, because the security guard is asleep the most first thing in the morning.
00:01:23Juan, tell him something, I already have enough trouble just going to the store without having to deal with it too.
00:01:29ladder.
00:01:30Paqui, look, I'm Juan Cuesta, president of the community.
00:01:32I think this is a bit ridiculous.
00:01:34If we tiptoe around...
00:01:35Nobody gets in here.
00:01:37But seriously, what do they think they are?
00:01:38Just because I'm a maid, does that give them the right to humiliate me?
00:01:41No, no, no.
00:01:42Does cleaning up after you makes me a third-class citizen?
00:01:46No, no, no.
00:01:47Show some consideration for other people's work, for God's sake.
00:01:54He's gone.
00:01:55Come on in.
00:01:56No, you go ahead, go ahead.
00:01:58That area is dry, isn't it?
00:01:59Well, I don't know.
00:02:00It depends on how they give birth.
00:02:02I believe that if we manage to get our foot in that camp without...
00:02:05And taking the leap, we reached the sidewalk.
00:02:07Let's see who has the guts.
00:02:08Let's see.
00:02:12Hey, who am I talking to?
00:02:14Pull, pull, here comes the ninja omelet.
00:02:18I wasn't pushed.
00:02:44I wasn't pushed.
00:02:46I wasn't pushed.
00:02:50I wasn't pushed.
00:03:11And you'll have this ladder
00:03:15Here, here, here, nobody lives.
00:03:17Not here, not here
00:03:19Here, here, here, nobody lives.
00:03:21The days are like this.
00:03:23I couldn't have imagined it when I came here
00:03:26I was just looking for some peace.
00:03:28And I wake up his cheek in the chureca
00:03:30Here, here, here, nobody lives.
00:03:33Here, here, here, nobody lives.
00:03:35Here, here, here, nobody lives.
00:03:38No
00:03:40No, no, I'm not going to deliver movies by bike, man.
00:03:43Not even in this
00:03:43But why do you always listen to Natalia?
00:03:45Because she has initiative, she's fully committed to this project
00:03:48He even put the bike on
00:03:48What a load of rubbish, but who's going to want me to bring movies to their house?
00:03:51Well, we have 15 orders
00:03:5215? What is this? The Tour of Spain?
00:03:54Look, I've put an isotonic drink on your handlebars.
00:03:56And here, under the saddle, in the tool bag, a banana
00:04:00Come on, champ
00:04:01Hey, don't you want me to bring soft drinks or popcorn or advertising for new releases?
00:04:05I see you're taking initiative.
00:04:06I'm going to get some promotional gummy bears.
00:04:08No, man, no
00:04:10Carlos, I'm going to the dentist.
00:04:11Okay, okay
00:04:12Again?
00:04:13What is this woman doing to her mouth?
00:04:15A teeth whitening treatment?
00:04:16And I'm paying for it.
00:04:17Because it's our public image.
00:04:19Ah, well I need a device.
00:04:20You need a lot of things, but that would be a very big investment.
00:04:23Come on, by the time this is a franchise
00:04:25No, Carlos, really, this video store loses a lot of its cachet without me.
00:04:28People come here to talk about film.
00:04:29And seek advice from an expert.
00:04:31But if you criticize all the movies
00:04:33Now it's my fault that Scorsese hasn't been able to get back on his feet since Raging Bull
00:04:36That's the one from Roserito, isn't it?
00:04:37Hey, let's hope Almodóvar doesn't recover from Kika
00:04:39To the
00:04:40Hey, I'm going to the bathroom
00:04:41Watch me this moment
00:04:42Yes, yes, yes
00:04:48Hey, what's up, people?
00:04:51Man, the Hobbit is returning to the Shire
00:04:53Very funny
00:04:54Admire a winner
00:04:57Memoirs of a Thirty-Something
00:04:59Is that yours?
00:05:00No
00:05:00A Yankee publisher bought it for me.
00:05:02I get paid 600 euros
00:05:03600 euros for this?
00:05:05Per page
00:05:06And he's 47
00:05:0747 for 600?
00:05:09How much is that, Mayra?
00:05:11About 5 kilos
00:05:12Of course, I've been focused on my work
00:05:14I've forgotten about the sentimental aspect
00:05:15I've distanced myself from you, which helps.
00:05:17And here are the results.
00:05:19What I don't know is what to spend so much money on.
00:05:21Getting to know you through any silly thing
00:05:22Hey, what about the girl who's inside the forecast?
00:05:24Did he hit you?
00:05:25She looks a lot like Lucia
00:05:27Well, it's all a bit autobiographical.
00:05:29Wow, he's here on the beach on all fours
00:05:33Hey, are we going to stay when I see him?
00:05:34She doesn't read these things.
00:05:35How will he find out?
00:05:40I'm worried, it makes him have a few tenths of a degree.
00:05:42So, Antonio
00:05:43Why do I call him Ezekiel?
00:05:44Because it's a better name and your subconscious betrays you
00:05:46How am I?
00:05:47What's coming, Fernando?
00:05:48Message
00:05:48You'll see, he can't come.
00:05:50Something must have happened to him.
00:05:50Why are you always so fatalistic?
00:05:52Because when I've been optimistic
00:05:53More misfortunes have happened to me
00:05:54Already
00:05:55Help, come out onto the landing
00:05:56What's happening?
00:05:59So, you're really good at that, aren't you?
00:06:01Lots of English
00:06:01Yes, yes, yes
00:06:02Lots of English, lots and lots
00:06:03But Mauri
00:06:04Some people have definitely fallen for the fools.
00:06:06Gay
00:06:06And abroad?
00:06:07Well, imagine.
00:06:08Ladies, I went there to work, you know?
00:06:10Okay, the questioning is over.
00:06:11Back, back
00:06:12Are you getting married or what?
00:06:14Well, no, from a...
00:06:14There are no further statements.
00:06:15Go back to your pills
00:06:16Thank you so much
00:06:18But why do you let yourself be treated this way?
00:06:19Tell them to go to hell
00:06:20Yes, it's been so long since I've seen them
00:06:21I don't know, my natural charm just comes out.
00:06:24Oh well, what do we do?
00:06:25Shall we have a drink?
00:06:26No, let's stop with the stories, okay?
00:06:28Let's go to your apartment
00:06:29We'll pick up your things
00:06:30And you settle here
00:06:31They say that distance makes the heart grow fonder.
00:06:33And we already have a collection of forgotten things.
00:06:34But come on, Mauri
00:06:35Don't you think it's a bit early?
00:06:37Yes, a silly question
00:06:38What's wrong with me?
00:06:38Not with us
00:06:39It's true
00:06:40I can't come here
00:06:41Knowing that it was my fault
00:06:42Bea is going to have to fend for herself.
00:06:43No, I can't continue living here.
00:06:45Thinking that I'm going to interfere with your relationship
00:06:46Come on, you're leaving me alone
00:06:48That's right, we left him alone.
00:06:49Okay, let's not get carried away.
00:06:51That's it
00:06:51We changed Belén's apartment
00:06:52That's horrible
00:06:53But it has two bedrooms
00:06:54And we're all going to live together.
00:06:55Three homosexuals and a baby bottle
00:06:57Our project for the future
00:06:58That was cut short
00:06:59Because you left me for your job
00:07:00And you went to live with your girlfriend
00:07:02I don't say this out of spite.
00:07:03But as a historical note
00:07:04Okay, let's take it one step at a time.
00:07:05We need to take care of our relationship
00:07:07Okay, you're right.
00:07:09No, you're wrong.
00:07:10I want to live with you
00:07:12Okay, listen.
00:07:12I'm going to propose something to you.
00:07:14Look, I'll book a room
00:07:15In a very romantic place
00:07:17And we're off for the weekend
00:07:18Live life
00:07:19Hey, that sounds really good
00:07:21And so you leave me alone for a couple of days
00:07:22It's always a break
00:07:23Okay, where are you taking me?
00:07:25It's a secret
00:07:26You have no idea.
00:07:27No, that's why it's a secret.
00:07:29Well, I'll think about it, you know?
00:07:30I'll tell you something later.
00:07:31Other
00:07:32A moment is like this
00:07:33That's when I feel so alone.
00:07:34See you later
00:07:37Hey
00:07:38In London
00:07:39There are bingo games
00:07:40Is it true that as soon as they can
00:07:41Are you getting hit by a car?
00:07:44Almost better
00:07:45I'll stay a little longer, okay?
00:07:46I have a meeting now.
00:07:46Do you want to come with me
00:07:47To reminisce about old times?
00:07:49No no
00:07:49Thank you so much
00:07:50I'm a romantic
00:07:51But not so much.
00:07:52First item on the agenda
00:07:53Reinstatement of Emilio Delgado
00:07:55As the building's doorman
00:07:56By court order
00:07:57This business of fast-track trials
00:07:58We're screwed
00:07:59So you've kicked him out
00:08:00To save
00:08:01And now we have to pay him
00:08:02And to my sympathy
00:08:03To have her scrub the stairs
00:08:04I see two options
00:08:05Or we fire that lady
00:08:06Or we'll skip Emilio
00:08:08Well, if they don't reinstate me
00:08:09They have to pay the 24,000 euros
00:08:11Compensation
00:08:12What did the judge say?
00:08:12No, no, no, no
00:08:13No more spills
00:08:14At this rate
00:08:14I won't be able to buy it
00:08:16The beach house
00:08:17Do gay men wear thongs?
00:08:18Or do you practice nudism?
00:08:19Because on the beach
00:08:20I've never seen one
00:08:21We're like crabs.
00:08:22We hid among the rocks
00:08:24Well, I want to emphasize
00:08:25That this situation
00:08:26It is the result of the terrible
00:08:27Economic planning
00:08:28By Gregorio Navarro
00:08:29Present here
00:08:30Because with the data in hand
00:08:32His management will entail
00:08:33A loss for our community
00:08:34From 124 euros per home
00:08:37Mr. Cuesta probably
00:08:38It ignores its data
00:08:39Atypical income
00:08:41Rental derivatives
00:08:42From the goal
00:08:43That balance the scales
00:08:45Showing a positive balance
00:08:46Of 253 with 25
00:08:49You'd eat it, Gregor.
00:08:51Cuesta has no idea
00:08:52Demission!
00:08:54That
00:08:54We want a new president
00:08:56Second item on the agenda
00:08:58And give it to him
00:09:00I remind you again
00:09:01That you all signed a document
00:09:03In which you gave me full powers
00:09:04Until the end of the legislative term
00:09:06May I?
00:09:07May I?
00:09:12This is invalid, Mr. President.
00:09:14A private document
00:09:15It can never contravene
00:09:17A higher-level document
00:09:19As is the case
00:09:19From the law of horizontal property
00:09:21So it's been
00:09:22Pulling your leg
00:09:23Elections now
00:09:24Vicenta
00:09:25Take out the taperuna
00:09:26But why are you making such a fuss?
00:09:28What if nobody wants to be president?
00:09:30You, for example
00:09:31Do you want to be?
00:09:32No, no, no
00:09:33I am more constructive
00:09:35In the opposition
00:09:35I would be.
00:09:36But here I'm very envied.
00:09:38I already was.
00:09:39And I was kicked out in a rude manner.
00:09:40I am a committed Democrat
00:09:42I prefer to be governed
00:09:43If there are no candidates
00:09:44The law provides
00:09:45That a president can be elected
00:09:46By lottery
00:09:46Oh, how wonderful!
00:09:47I'm going to write the little notes
00:09:49No, no, no, no
00:09:50It's not necessary
00:09:50I already do it on the computer.
00:09:52I have created a new computer program
00:09:54The President Chooser 2.0
00:09:57The president chooses you
00:09:58In a jiffy
00:09:59First I introduce
00:10:01The number of floors
00:10:03The virtual drum appears
00:10:04And in a few seconds
00:10:07Mortgage, how lovely
00:10:08And you can't remove the bass drum?
00:10:09A hot aunt?
00:10:09That is included
00:10:10In version 2.1
00:10:12Do you really plan to abandon the future?
00:10:13Is the community in the hands of a machine?
00:10:15I impose the Board
00:10:16And the next president is...
00:10:19Kid, give him a key
00:10:22First B
00:10:23Mauricio Hidalgo
00:10:24Let's see, Mr. President!
00:10:26White smoke!
00:10:27No, no, no, no
00:10:28I also impose the Board
00:10:30Oh, what a mess!
00:10:32How progressive!
00:10:33Our first gay president in history
00:10:35I don't want to, I quit.
00:10:37I'm sorry, but it's impossible.
00:10:38However, if you are unable to perform the duties of the position
00:10:40You have one month to plead before a judge
00:10:43Come on, Mauri
00:10:43Having an administrator isn't so difficult
00:10:45You want it? I'll trade you.
00:10:46No, no, not anymore
00:10:47Are you listening to me?
00:10:48He's going to be a president without motivation.
00:10:49No program
00:10:50He is not prepared to hold the position.
00:10:52Totally agree
00:10:53Well then, to begin with
00:10:54You're already firing the new maid.
00:10:56Before they charge us for one more day
00:10:57Give me a heads-up, because that's something you have to see.
00:10:59What a mess!
00:11:00Could it have been a computer error?
00:11:03That's another one.
00:11:03He probably doesn't even have antivirus software.
00:11:05Don't worry
00:11:06While I was
00:11:07The president is a figure
00:11:08It is symbolic
00:11:09Ah, so you're in charge of Charapaki.
00:11:11Oh no, not that.
00:11:14Worth
00:11:15And good morning
00:11:17Mr. President
00:11:18When can I stop by your house?
00:11:19To talk about my salary?
00:11:20Because I might just go on strike
00:11:21Now I trust the system
00:11:22What a mess!
00:11:24Ah, look
00:11:25You're getting the hang of it.
00:11:32Good morning
00:11:33Tinto Express
00:11:35Your dry cleaning at home
00:11:36Something for the hair dye
00:11:37We have a special offer
00:11:39Dry clean only
00:11:40For duvet covers and comforters
00:11:41I'm not in the mood
00:11:42A girl who was practicing
00:11:45Hey, how's my smile?
00:11:47Look at me, how nice I am
00:11:49Don't close the door on me
00:11:50My bank has sent me a letter
00:11:52To foreclose on my mortgage
00:11:53Well
00:11:54Congratulations
00:11:55But they're leaving me homeless.
00:11:57Ah
00:11:59So what happens?
00:12:00You don't pay
00:12:01Ah, well look
00:12:01Yes, that's what it's going to be.
00:12:02Yeah
00:12:03Of course I don't pay
00:12:04I have no money
00:12:04I owe three months' worth of payments.
00:12:05But, but
00:12:06And what happened to your clothing store?
00:12:07Second-hand
00:12:08Super mega posh fashion?
00:12:09Well, I got 517 euros for the clothes.
00:12:12But taking into account
00:12:13That he needed 500
00:12:13To rent the goalkeeper's office for one month
00:12:15Okay, okay
00:12:16That's already a profit of 17 euros.
00:12:18Yeah, but I spent 20 euros on beers.
00:12:20I invited Bea
00:12:20How had he helped me?
00:12:21Ah, it's good that you let us know.
00:12:23Oh, Bethlehem
00:12:24What I do?
00:12:25They're taking my house away
00:12:26Lucia, Lucia
00:12:27Lucia
00:12:27Let's see
00:12:28Calm down
00:12:29Ask Carlos for it
00:12:30He's loaded and he's your boyfriend
00:12:31That's humiliating.
00:12:32Come on, I'm going to stop depending on my father
00:12:34Now I have to depend on my boyfriend
00:12:35Hey
00:12:35Hey, let him pay
00:12:36For so many years of discrimination against women
00:12:38Enslaved by the home
00:12:40And with the children
00:12:40No, Belén
00:12:41Which is still humiliating
00:12:42Yeah
00:12:42But it gives it a feminist, assertive tone.
00:12:45Fucking awesome
00:12:46No, Belén
00:12:47No
00:12:49Well my love
00:12:49You missed the meeting
00:12:50They made Mauri president
00:12:52His face was left with a
00:12:53What's the matter?
00:12:54Well, I'm feeling a bit down.
00:12:57What's wrong with my little girl?
00:12:59Nothing works in my life
00:13:01What do you mean, no?
00:13:02If we are together
00:13:04I know, my love
00:13:08How beautiful
00:13:10Seeing how you support each other
00:13:12Like a couple who love each other
00:13:15But you
00:13:15Yeah
00:13:16Don't worry
00:13:17You'll see how in the end
00:13:18You also find someone
00:13:19You think?
00:13:20Sure, of course
00:13:21Hey, you're comforting me, Carlos
00:13:23Honey, I'm just getting swamped with work
00:13:25Well, I'm leaving now, okay?
00:13:26I'm just of a certain age.
00:13:27I can't be alone anymore.
00:13:28I need a man
00:13:30Because I'm worth it
00:13:32Yeah
00:13:33This is all because of work, right?
00:13:35But don't stress yourself out.
00:13:36You'll see, you'll find something eventually.
00:13:37And in the meantime, you have me.
00:13:39I don't care at all about supporting you
00:13:41Carlos, don't fool yourself
00:13:42If you're a kept man too
00:13:45No, no, no, forgive me
00:13:46I am a businessman
00:13:47I have a karaoke video store
00:13:48Yeah, it doesn't give you a penny.
00:13:50And I also work at my father's company
00:13:53What are you doing?
00:13:54Well, it's a...
00:13:55It's a holding company
00:13:57With...
00:13:57With, well, with multiple business units
00:14:00There is...
00:14:00There are takeovers
00:14:02Boards
00:14:03And, well, projections with graphics
00:14:05Yes, but what do you do there?
00:14:07Well, I have an office to myself, you know?
00:14:08With secretary
00:14:10AND...
00:14:11I sign things
00:14:12Carlos, don't fool yourself, really
00:14:14Your father keeps you there to entertain you
00:14:15And don't give him any trouble.
00:14:16But he doesn't even trust you
00:14:17He doesn't value you at all.
00:14:18And as a father, we'll go
00:14:19He has never shown you affection in your entire life.
00:14:21So that's why she has such low self-esteem
00:14:22On the ground
00:14:24And you know it.
00:14:27I'm going to...
00:14:28To the supermarket
00:14:29For some skimmed yogurts
00:14:31That you've run out
00:14:41We should have taken advantage
00:14:43And to make reforms
00:14:44A built-in bookshelf
00:14:45Some halogens
00:14:46And a 180s latter bed
00:14:48Yes of course
00:14:49Out of 80
00:14:50And how do we open the closet?
00:14:51So we left the clothes in the suitcase
00:14:52Let's see when they're going to kick us out again.
00:14:54Now they can't kick us out, Dad.
00:14:56We have a final judgment
00:14:57I'd knock down this partition, you know.
00:14:59What are you saying?
00:15:00But if that partition wall overlooks the bank
00:15:02Ignorant of life
00:15:03This sounds like an air chamber
00:15:04Yes, like Michael Jordan's sneakers.
00:15:06Go on
00:15:06Leave this there
00:15:07And go to the park for a while and play pétanque.
00:15:09I don't fit in with the old ways
00:15:11Then join
00:15:11Because it's about time.
00:15:13Get social
00:15:15Emilio
00:15:16Can we talk for a moment?
00:15:19Tinto express
00:15:20But you, who have become a wine representative
00:15:22It's a dry cleaner
00:15:24We collect the clothes from your home.
00:15:26And we return it washed and ironed.
00:15:27Yes, let's go
00:15:27What is a top executive?
00:15:28And?
00:15:29Have you received your company car yet?
00:15:30Yes, that's it.
00:15:32I have the van out there
00:15:33But if you don't have a driver's license
00:15:35Crazy!
00:15:35Okay, fine.
00:15:36I lied a little.
00:15:37But I needed the job.
00:15:38Okay, are we going to talk or not?
00:15:40Okay, let's see what you want.
00:15:41Because I'm very busy
00:15:42Well
00:15:42I had thought that
00:15:44Since you no longer have a partner
00:15:45And neither do I.
00:15:46Well
00:15:47We could meet for coffee.
00:15:49A coffee?
00:15:51But what do you want?
00:15:52Should we go back?
00:15:52I said that.
00:15:53I said that.
00:15:54But when have you and I ever had a coffee together?
00:15:56You're crawling
00:15:57No, Emilio, no
00:15:58I'm giving you another chance.
00:15:59Because, because look
00:16:00I can't see you well
00:16:01You look unwell
00:16:02But let's see, Belén
00:16:03How am I going to get back to you?
00:16:04After what you did to me at the trial?
00:16:06But what did I do to you?
00:16:07I only went to help you.
00:16:08So that they wouldn't kick you out of here
00:16:09Yes of course
00:16:10And while we're at it
00:16:11Damn my relationship with Carmen
00:16:12That you had it all planned out
00:16:13You were mean.
00:16:14You even when you were little
00:16:15You were bad
00:16:16Come on, Disney's going to sign you up!
00:16:17And Bill's Cruella
00:16:18They leave her as a substitute
00:16:19Look, forgive me
00:16:20But the only bastard here is you.
00:16:21Because a lot of Carmen
00:16:22Much Carmen
00:16:23But you were sure to cheat on him with me.
00:16:24Hey, be careful with that "bastard" thing.
00:16:26Don't call me a bastard
00:16:27Just like that
00:16:27Just a moment
00:16:28I'm leaving them alone.
00:16:29So that you can throw the dust
00:16:30No, no, no
00:16:31I don't see any feelings here.
00:16:33Not even nice things
00:16:33There is no sex here.
00:16:34There's nothing.
00:16:35If I don't make it
00:16:36I didn't arrive
00:16:36Don't lie
00:16:37If I've told you two
00:16:38You pinch with your toes
00:16:40I'm not going to get to work, you idiot.
00:16:41I have to return seven smoking jackets
00:16:43And two rugs
00:16:44And look at the time!
00:16:45But comb your hair a little
00:16:46You've got some seriously kinky hair.
00:16:48Look, it's your fault
00:16:49This is the last time, okay?
00:16:50The last one
00:16:51Hey, a romantic question
00:16:52You'll keep taking the pill, right?
00:16:55Emilio
00:16:57Yeah?
00:16:58One moment
00:16:59I'm changing
00:17:03I'm going, I'm going
00:17:06Hello
00:17:07Carmen, if you've come here so I can pay you
00:17:08As for the lawyer, I don't...
00:17:09No, no, no, calm down.
00:17:10How are you?
00:17:12No, how are you?
00:17:13That you are the victim
00:17:14I really didn't want to
00:17:15Cheating on you, huh?
00:17:16I feel like shit.
00:17:18And a bad person
00:17:19Worse than those who steal from him
00:17:20Coupons for the blind
00:17:21reaching his hand through the window
00:17:23Asking him
00:17:23How's the family?
00:17:25I forgive you
00:17:26Hey?
00:17:26I forgive you
00:17:27What you did hurts me.
00:17:28But we can all make mistakes
00:17:30But that's very nice.
00:17:31What you have is yours
00:17:33I know what vision it gives you of life
00:17:34Emilio, do you love me?
00:17:35Of course
00:17:36How could I not love you?
00:17:37And Bethlehem?
00:17:37Well, I don't think so anymore, but...
00:17:39No, what's going on between you and Belén?
00:17:40Oh, well, nothing.
00:17:41That was harassment of the doorman by a neighbor.
00:17:42But it means nothing to me anymore.
00:17:44It's the biggest mistake
00:17:45That I've had in my life
00:17:50So we'll meet tonight
00:17:51And we celebrated
00:17:51But you really forgive me
00:17:53I'm a little disoriented.
00:17:55Yes
00:17:55Let's make this work
00:17:57Of course
00:17:58See you later
00:18:03Bye
00:18:04Belén, you have no idea what just happened
00:18:05Carmen came and told me
00:18:07You sure do like to eavesdrop, don't you?
00:18:09So I'm the biggest mistake of your life, right?
00:18:13Damn, he came to apologize to me
00:18:14What do you want me to say?
00:18:15Come back in ten minutes
00:18:16Belén is putting on her panties
00:18:17No, Emilio, no
00:18:18You've really screwed up now.
00:18:20But Belén, don't leave angry, really.
00:18:21You make me feel bad
00:18:23Belén, have a little consideration
00:18:24Listen to me for a moment
00:18:26Belén, damn it
00:18:28Nativity scene
00:18:29Careful
00:18:33My God
00:18:34The Devil on Wheels
00:18:36He's not just taking away my presidency
00:18:37On top of that, he's replacing me with a computer
00:18:39That administrator is a cancer.
00:18:42Juan
00:18:42I don't know if this is the best time to correct exams
00:18:45It doesn't clarify the issue of higher education institutions.
00:18:47Very poor
00:18:49Dad, calm down
00:18:50Every time they take away your presidency
00:18:52The course is difficult for a young man
00:18:53Yes, they've done you a favor
00:18:55Now you have time to dedicate to projects
00:18:57That you had abandoned
00:18:58Get rid of your gym belly
00:19:00Make a model of the Guggenheim
00:19:02With yogurt lids
00:19:04Isabel, without me this community is adrift
00:19:06I am the only one truly prepared.
00:19:07To assume power
00:19:08This A is accented
00:19:10It's a very clear yato
00:19:11Dad, wean yourself off the habit
00:19:13There is life beyond the presidency
00:19:15Look, Dar writes books
00:19:17And Clinton
00:19:18She gives lectures and advises on scholarship selection issues
00:19:21And Felipe González gave his all, body and soul.
00:19:23To gemology
00:19:25And bonsai pruning
00:19:26If for me the easy thing would be to say
00:19:28Wow!
00:19:28Well, I'm leaving everything.
00:19:29But how do you expect me to sleep at night?
00:19:32Well, with me
00:19:32Because you've pretty much abandoned me, by the way.
00:19:34Yes, it's been a while since we've heard anything.
00:19:38That ambitious project of living together
00:19:40Do you remember?
00:19:41No, you're right.
00:19:42I need to disconnect
00:19:43But it's not easy.
00:19:44Clear
00:19:45Are you going to look like Fidel Castro?
00:19:47Tormenting with your doctrine
00:19:48And falling down the landings
00:19:49One must know when to relinquish power
00:19:52The presidency is very demanding.
00:19:54Look at yourself
00:19:55I mean, maybe I'll write a book
00:19:56That would help novice presidents a lot.
00:19:59Of course
00:20:00Juan Cuesta
00:20:01It drives us crazy too.
00:20:02Also, you have to stay calm.
00:20:04Mauri is a fragile president
00:20:06It won't last
00:20:07That
00:20:08Don't pay any attention to it.
00:20:09Okay
00:20:10Start grading exams again
00:20:12Otherwise, the students' parents will complain.
00:20:13They threaten you
00:20:14Okay, fine.
00:20:15But the one with the hiatus isn't spared, huh?
00:20:18Where?
00:20:18This
00:20:20I was deficient
00:20:21Is the paquin still there?
00:20:22What's wrong with Mauri?
00:20:24That she doesn't throw it out
00:20:25He must have been terrified
00:20:26As soon as they come to power, they become complacent.
00:20:29It's coming out now.
00:20:30Vicenta, come here, it's starting
00:20:32Oops!
00:20:32Oops!
00:20:34Paci, do you have your moment?
00:20:36Well no
00:20:36Because I've been dealing with this grate all morning
00:20:38And I still have the landings to do.
00:20:40The crystals
00:20:41And give me wax on the stairs.
00:20:42Already
00:20:44Look, sorry
00:20:45I am Mauri
00:20:45The president of the community
00:20:46What else does that sound like?
00:20:48Well, I wanted to say it.
00:20:49Well, maybe you should install one of those modern elevators.
00:20:51With aluminum doors
00:20:52Just wipe them with a cloth and you're done.
00:20:53Man, please
00:20:54Check what time it is
00:20:55I live on the outskirts
00:20:57I have to take three buses
00:20:59With three transfers
00:21:00Then take another bus
00:21:01Until I get home
00:21:02And to top it all off, they've put me at the bus stop, which is a real pain.
00:21:04And the boy with the scooter has to come.
00:21:06And do you know the fear I go through?
00:21:08Up on that motorcycle?
00:21:09I guess so
00:21:10No, what I wanted to tell you is that tomorrow there's no need to...
00:21:12Ah, that's what I wanted to tell you too.
00:21:14Because tomorrow I have to take my grandson to the ENT specialist
00:21:17Nothing, it just has a wax plug
00:21:18He tells her
00:21:19Boy, set the table
00:21:20And he doesn't even notice.
00:21:21I thought he was stupid.
00:21:22But nothing
00:21:23I'll be here at twelve o'clock.
00:21:25No, he didn't understand me.
00:21:26We already have the doorman to clean tomorrow.
00:21:28Ah, well, that's great.
00:21:29Because of what you make dirty
00:21:30Two people are needed here.
00:21:31Look, you know what I'm saying?
00:21:32That the grate that fits him
00:21:33But where is it going?
00:21:37Is this paint washable?
00:21:39I have no idea
00:21:40Well, you're finding out.
00:21:41If I clean it afterward, the color fades.
00:21:43And you blame me
00:21:44And don't make me feel bad!
00:21:45I'll never finish!
00:21:48What part of "made to the maid"?
00:21:52You haven't understood.
00:21:53But I did tell him
00:21:54She played dumb
00:21:55No
00:21:56You haven't told him.
00:21:57I have it recorded.
00:21:57If you want, I'll put it on for you.
00:21:59Memorize
00:21:59Paqui, get the hell out!
00:22:01Paqui, get the hell out!
00:22:02If you think it's so easy
00:22:03Do it yourself
00:22:04No, you're the president.
00:22:05The computer has chosen you
00:22:07Leave me alone
00:22:08Look how it hides
00:22:10Where is the famous gay pride?
00:22:13Go away, Mr. Hidalgo
00:22:15Go away
00:22:16That doesn't sound like it used to, does it?
00:22:19No
00:22:22Carlos
00:22:23I'm sorry for what I said before.
00:22:25I'm sorry I unfairly downloaded
00:22:27My frustration with you
00:22:29Kiss, hug, and I'll continue.
00:22:30By the way
00:22:32Would you mind leaving me?
00:22:332,200 euros
00:22:34To pay off the mortgage?
00:22:38Oh, it's pathetic.
00:22:39But oh well, that's life.
00:22:41Carlos
00:22:41Carlos
00:22:42I'm sorry for what I said before.
00:22:44Sorry for downloading
00:22:45My frustration with you is unfair.
00:22:47Hey?
00:22:49By the way
00:22:50No, no, no
00:22:51You don't have to apologize to me.
00:22:52Because I did what you told me to do.
00:22:54I told my father to go to hell
00:22:55That?
00:22:56Yeah
00:22:57He was meeting with some Japanese people.
00:22:59But I didn't care.
00:22:59I've told him everything.
00:23:01That he didn't care
00:23:02That he hadn't shown me affection.
00:23:03And that she didn't want to know anything more about him
00:23:04Not even their money
00:23:05Well, I tore up all his credit cards in his face.
00:23:08The Japanese didn't understand anything
00:23:10The translator couldn't keep up.
00:23:11A new Carlos has been born today.
00:23:13And I don't know
00:23:14Feel
00:23:14I feel free
00:23:16Like the bird that escaped from its prison
00:23:17And he can finally fly
00:23:18Let's see, let's see, let's see
00:23:19Wait, Carlos
00:23:21But you must have saved something, right?
00:23:23Nothing
00:23:23Not a penny
00:23:24Well, I have a little pig.
00:23:25Which I keep for sentimental reasons
00:23:27But there are only pesetas.
00:23:30Thanks my love
00:23:31You have given me strength
00:23:32To start from scratch
00:23:32And I want you to be proud of me
00:23:34Yeah
00:23:36He is doing very well.
00:23:38Oh, but you're an idiot.
00:23:40But what have I done wrong now?
00:23:42What are you confusing me about?
00:23:43Well, Carlos
00:23:44I owe the bank three months' worth of payments.
00:23:46I can't pay for the house
00:23:47And my deadline is on Monday.
00:23:49And they can't take it away from me.
00:23:50Look
00:23:50He's going to ask me for money, but...
00:23:53Then the speech
00:23:54Carlos, you are nothing.
00:23:55What exactly was it for?
00:23:56Because I get lost
00:23:57Well, I don't know what it was for.
00:23:58She was furious there
00:23:59And I don't know
00:24:00I felt humiliated asking you for money.
00:24:03I'll understand it in time.
00:24:05I'm going to call my father
00:24:07And I ask for forgiveness.
00:24:08Unless pride
00:24:09Do not allow it
00:24:10No, no, no
00:24:11Call him, call him, call him
00:24:12Call him
00:24:15Not working
00:24:16Clear
00:24:17He paid for it
00:24:17It's a company mobile phone
00:24:22He's really angry, huh?
00:24:24I don't know if he's going to forgive me
00:24:26God, what have I done?
00:24:27Yes, yes, what have you done?
00:24:27What have you done?
00:24:28Okay, but give me a little support.
00:24:30We're there all day
00:24:36Emilio, I'm going to make an omelet
00:24:37Do you want one?
00:24:38Okay
00:24:39Okay, then go get some eggs
00:24:40That we don't have
00:24:41No, not now.
00:24:42I'm very comfortable
00:24:42Right here at the door
00:24:43Dad, I'm happy
00:24:44I'm a goalkeeper again
00:24:45Carmen has forgiven me
00:24:46And on top of that, I have a maid.
00:24:47He cleans the stairs for me
00:24:48Emilio
00:24:49He doesn't know the satisfaction.
00:24:50What does a father produce in him?
00:24:51Seeing your son happy
00:24:53Go on, get some eggs
00:24:54I don't feel like it.
00:24:55You go away
00:24:56Or eat a kiwi
00:24:57For your transit
00:24:58And on and on about kiwis again.
00:24:59Look, and now the good weather is finally here.
00:25:01And they start passing you on to good things
00:25:03Ah, spring.
00:25:04See?
00:25:05And I don't even have to turn my head
00:25:0721st Century Goalkeeper Technology
00:25:09That's awful!
00:25:10Look at him
00:25:12Sitting so calmly
00:25:13While I'm breaking my back
00:25:14But ma'am, what are you doing?
00:25:15No, what do you do?
00:25:17Look at the time I leave
00:25:18And it's all your fault.
00:25:19You don't have to do that now.
00:25:21Dinner
00:25:21For four long-term unemployed
00:25:23And for a husband who takes early retirement
00:25:25Hey lady
00:25:26Don't slap me, because it makes me tense, okay?
00:25:28I'm going to catch you off guard tomorrow.
00:25:30And you're going to wake up.
00:25:32You'll see
00:25:34Holy shit, what happened to you?
00:25:35I must have finished you off when I was little.
00:25:37Dad's not funny at all, huh?
00:25:39This chick is kind of creepy, huh?
00:25:42Excuse me, are you the building's doorman?
00:25:44No, I'm the one from Camela
00:25:45They're coming to get me now for the tour.
00:25:47In a minibus
00:25:48Look, I'm the one from the bank.
00:25:49We're about to seize the third A
00:25:51Damn, they take the floor away from the dick.
00:25:53You have the keys to all the houses, right?
00:25:55These clients would like to see the house.
00:25:57And if they keep it, then we save ourselves the auction.
00:25:59But how am I supposed to show an apartment with the owners inside?
00:26:02You'll think of something.
00:26:03Well, an idea just suddenly occurred to me.
00:26:06It happens in a moment, they have to try one thing on.
00:26:08The fact that?
00:26:09One thing, damn it
00:26:14Pedivico!
00:26:14God, Vicenta
00:26:15Well, I'm off, I'm in a big hurry, okay?
00:26:17I'll go with you
00:26:17Yeah
00:26:18I wanted to see you
00:26:19The bank has sent me a letter
00:26:20I don't know what that payment accounts for.
00:26:22He gives me some speakers as a gift.
00:26:24Virtual, Surround, Prologic
00:26:26Yes, but do you have a DVD player?
00:26:28Don't know
00:26:29What's that?
00:26:31I just don't know what to do when you don't have money
00:26:32It's a new experience for me
00:26:34Well, I don't know.
00:26:35If you want, we can call Belén and have her give us a lecture.
00:26:38Okay, let's be positive.
00:26:39At least since Natalia has been at the video store
00:26:41Things are going much better.
00:26:42Yes, he's giving money
00:26:44No, no, no
00:26:44But I hardly lose anymore
00:26:46The evolution of cash flow inspires optimism
00:26:50Hello
00:26:50What comes from gas?
00:26:52They're coming in pairs now, like the Civil Guard.
00:26:54Because they had some attempted assault in marginalized neighborhoods
00:26:57Well, let them in.
00:27:01I'll go with you, okay?
00:27:03They are checking the installation according to current legislation on flammable fluids.
00:27:06Ah, okay.
00:27:12Come on in, it's ready to move in
00:27:14American-style kitchen and everything is very modern
00:27:16And now, as soon as they look the other way...
00:27:18We went into the bathroom and showed them that it has a jacuzzi.
00:27:20But crouch down a little, as if I were looking for an accountant or something.
00:27:24Look, darling
00:27:24I know how to fix this, okay?
00:27:27Although I don't know if you'll like it
00:27:28No, no, whatever, whatever, my love
00:27:30No, no, no, no
00:27:32The truth is, I've been thinking that maybe
00:27:35Well, you could sell your car.
00:27:39Yeah
00:27:41My car?
00:27:42Now, now
00:27:43Yeah
00:27:44Yes darling
00:27:46I know it's very important to you, okay?
00:27:48But what we have is also very important.
00:27:50Yes, yes, of course, of course, of course
00:27:53All we need to do is promote public transport.
00:27:57Come on
00:27:58I'm selling my car
00:27:59No, yes
00:28:02Think about it carefully, okay, my love?
00:28:03I don't want to force you either.
00:28:04No no
00:28:05No, I was going to suggest it to you, woman.
00:28:08The only thing is, we'll see how much they give us.
00:28:11Oh well
00:28:12But what are they doing there in the bathroom?
00:28:15Emilio!
00:28:18There's a pipe running through here and they're looking for leaks.
00:28:21That this is a moment
00:28:25This thing about digital thermometers
00:28:26Every time I put it on, it marks something.
00:28:29Hey, what are you doing reading the horizontal property law?
00:28:31I have sleeping pills, you know?
00:28:33I'm trying to find a way to get out of being president.
00:28:35But there's no way.
00:28:36It was easier to avoid military service
00:28:38Flat feet?
00:28:39No
00:28:39He winked at the captain and headed home.
00:28:42Thank goodness, because he was ugly as sin.
00:28:43And he comes to understand
00:28:45Mauri, don't worry
00:28:46Being president is a load of rubbish.
00:28:48Bea, I have an exciting life
00:28:50I can't waste my time with this nonsense
00:28:52And even less so now that Fernando
00:28:53He invited me to spend a romantic weekend with him.
00:28:55That kind of surprise that makes you nervous
00:28:57Because you don't know where you're going
00:28:58And when you arrive
00:28:59The place is much worse than you thought.
00:29:00But it doesn't matter.
00:29:01Because you're with the person you love
00:29:03Even though you're longing to go home
00:29:04Yes, about that, yes
00:29:06Look, then go away.
00:29:07Because, although it may seem incredible
00:29:08There are many people who are president of their community
00:29:10And she leads a normal life.
00:29:11Bea, not here
00:29:12Look at Juan Cuesta
00:29:13Her life is a living hell.
00:29:14His wife ended up jumping out of the patio window
00:29:17Ah, but it wasn't the herbs
00:29:18It is unknown
00:29:19This community is like Cluedo.
00:29:21Look, I think I've got this fever
00:29:22Hey Mauri, did you have measles when you were little?
00:29:24Me, of course
00:29:25You look unwell.
00:29:26Let's see if Ezekiel has given it to you.
00:29:28You think?
00:29:29You have the same pimples as him.
00:29:31Yeah?
00:29:32Thank you, my son.
00:29:34You just won the bike
00:29:35What's happening?
00:29:36Look, here
00:29:37Article 12.2
00:29:38In case of force majeure or serious illness
00:29:40The president could request his removal due to incapacity.
00:29:44But, Mauri, what is just measles?
00:29:45No, this is a very serious exotic disease
00:29:49That it's going to keep me bedridden indefinitely.
00:29:52Oh, so what do I do?
00:29:53Should I call the biological containment team or would you prefer to die in private?
00:29:57Emilio, along with some people
00:30:02It is very bright
00:30:04It has two balconies overlooking the street
00:30:06And be aware, this room is 40 meters long
00:30:10Is this 40 meters long?
00:30:11Yes, it's because the Golfa's furniture takes up a lot of space.
00:30:16How are they so cheap?
00:30:18This community is very quiet, small, like a village.
00:30:21If you barely pay community fees
00:30:22If almost, it's the one that takes seven months.
00:30:24Ma'am, I have to pay for that.
00:30:26How are you?
00:30:27You're being a jerk and you don't pay.
00:30:28Don't you see that we now also have a gay president?
00:30:31Excuse me, can you tell me what you're doing here?
00:30:33Carmen is going to buy me the apartment
00:30:35So you can start cleaning and packing your bags because we're signing tomorrow.
00:30:40I would introduce you, but I think you already know him, don't you?
00:30:44Excuse me, could I speak with Carmen alone for a moment?
00:30:48Don't pay any attention to that slut, she doesn't have a contract
00:30:50I'll evict her right away.
00:30:53Come on, let's go downstairs
00:30:54Mauri has called his first meeting
00:30:56And let's see how Rosa paints the staircase for us.
00:30:58Oh no
00:30:59He needs to be put in his place.
00:31:01Already
00:31:01Hey, Carmen
00:31:02Look, I don't know what Emilio told you
00:31:04But I think you're exaggerating a little.
00:31:06If I don't want anything to do with him
00:31:08No, don't worry, I already know.
00:31:09This is pure coincidence, huh?
00:31:11I was looking for an apartment in the city center
00:31:12Doña Concha has one
00:31:13Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:31:15But I'm left out on the street
00:31:17I feel sorry for you, it makes me sad.
00:31:19Do you know how to make muffins?
00:31:21By?
00:31:21I think there are a lot of vacancies in the convents.
00:31:25Oh no
00:31:26Sorry
00:31:27I forgot that you can't live without sex
00:31:41Yes, Carmen has arrived and has forgiven me.
00:31:43As if nothing had happened
00:31:44He gets cheated on and he forgives you.
00:31:46That girl is very strange.
00:31:47She's going to be with Esther
00:31:48Yes, don't you see that she's very cultured?
00:31:50Look, we're in Europe now.
00:31:51And there, infidelity is forgiven.
00:31:53They are more advanced than here
00:31:54This, for example, in Sweden
00:31:55Well, it's a tradition
00:31:56That's where the Vikings come from.
00:31:58Emilio, uncle
00:31:58Women forgive
00:31:59But they do not forget
00:32:00That relationship is mortally wounded
00:32:02But what do you know?
00:32:04This kid is really weird, huh?
00:32:05I don't know if it's a prodigy
00:32:06Or just plain idiot
00:32:07But, loser
00:32:08You've already cheated on him
00:32:09At the slightest
00:32:10He's going to start overthinking things.
00:32:11One moment
00:32:11Let's ask a woman
00:32:13You, the topic of infidelity
00:32:14How are you handling it?
00:32:15Don't know
00:32:16I've never given them time.
00:32:17I'm faster than them
00:32:18What are called preventative horns
00:32:21Hey, your girlfriend wants to kick me out of the house
00:32:23Belén, let's not start with your jealousy
00:32:24And with your paranoia, huh?
00:32:25Yes, that's true.
00:32:26He's going to buy Concha's apartment
00:32:27See?
00:32:28To keep you more under control
00:32:29Ignore them
00:32:30That he's being made up
00:32:31So that she'll come back to her
00:32:32Nativity scene
00:32:32You have to get over it, okay?
00:32:33All three of them will make you fat
00:32:34And we're in the middle of bikini season!
00:32:35Okay, whatever you want.
00:32:36But talk to Carmen.
00:32:37I see myself on the street
00:32:39Hey, you're going too far with Belén, aren't you?
00:32:41Another disappointment of this
00:32:42If menopause comes
00:32:43Okay, I'm going to divide it up.
00:32:45These little movies
00:32:46That's right, let's go outside.
00:32:51You guys are so funny
00:32:51I'm dying of laughter.
00:32:52Come on and pedal!
00:32:54Let's see if it flies away
00:32:55Sure, that way you do the distribution faster.
00:32:57Paco, you look like a winner.
00:32:58From flying goal
00:32:59Use the shit already, man.
00:33:00Come on, parrot, throw it
00:33:01Come on, Indurain
00:33:02Come on, Indurain
00:33:03On to stage six
00:33:08Okay, please.
00:33:09Turn off your mobile phones
00:33:10And don't smoke
00:33:11The Most Excellent Sir presides
00:33:13Don Mauricio Hidalgo
00:33:14Emilio, sit down
00:33:14Don't be a suck-up, please.
00:33:15Hey, you can't make it pleasant
00:33:17Hey, really
00:33:18Don't you think it's a little intense?
00:33:19Two meetings on the same day?
00:33:20Don't complain so much.
00:33:21We've already realized it
00:33:23That you and your boyfriend take turns
00:33:24I protest vehemently
00:33:25This president doesn't plan.
00:33:27Not only has he been incapable
00:33:28To fire the assistant
00:33:29But he has not yet made it public
00:33:30The boiler blowdown schedule
00:33:32Not even the lubrication budget
00:33:33Of moving parts of the elevator
00:33:35Juanito, don't be a pain.
00:33:37It's only been half a day.
00:33:38It doesn't matter
00:33:39Yes, I have called the meeting
00:33:40To say that
00:33:41I'll leave it at that.
00:33:42That I am sick
00:33:44I could already tell you looked unwell.
00:33:45You have smoker's eyes
00:33:47That's spring allergies, man.
00:33:49Chinchón
00:33:50With a little bit of honey
00:33:51And like new
00:33:52No, unfortunately
00:33:53It's more serious.
00:33:54Because
00:33:56It's because Fernando
00:33:56He's been traveling
00:33:57In Zimbabwe
00:33:58At Lawyers Without Borders
00:33:59AND
00:34:00I've been infected
00:34:01An unknown virus
00:34:04I was doing
00:34:05All types of tests
00:34:06But still
00:34:07She doesn't know what I have
00:34:12We are all very worried
00:34:13Really
00:34:14Keep going, keep going, keep going
00:34:15From here, I'm...
00:34:16I see everything better.
00:34:17No blind spots
00:34:19Hey, but
00:34:20How did you come up with that?
00:34:21To say something like that?
00:34:22In such an enclosed space
00:34:23Well, that's true
00:34:24Write a letter
00:34:25Or we'll find out.
00:34:27By radio
00:34:28But you
00:34:29Are you going to swallow it?
00:34:30That's a smokescreen
00:34:31To get out of it
00:34:32Of their responsibilities
00:34:33No way, man
00:34:34Leave now
00:34:35Before he sneezes
00:34:36That we are
00:34:37Front row
00:34:38Well
00:34:38Well, we'll have to proceed
00:34:39To a new draw
00:34:40To elect a president
00:34:41Can I press the button?
00:34:43No
00:34:43I protest
00:34:44This is from a banana republic
00:34:46You can't be choosing
00:34:47President every six hours
00:34:48And even less so with a computer.
00:34:49What is it?
00:34:50Is it a video game?
00:34:50Yeah
00:34:51The Evil President
00:34:52Third to Lucía Álvarez
00:34:54That?
00:34:55No, no, no, no
00:34:56The dick in power
00:34:57Votes in favor of his return
00:34:59Should we turn on the jacuzzi?
00:35:00Hey, no, really.
00:35:01That I have already been president
00:35:02Once
00:35:02And I don't want to be that again.
00:35:03Come on, I'd rather have ovarian pain.
00:35:04The machine has chosen you
00:35:06Hey, no, no
00:35:07And I am also now
00:35:08In a professional moment
00:35:09And very sensitive staff
00:35:10But you don't have a job now, do you?
00:35:13That's why it's so delicate
00:35:14No, no, no
00:35:15It is mandatory
00:35:17Lucia
00:35:18If with administrator
00:35:19It's not that difficult
00:35:20Okay, this is something out of a carnival raffle.
00:35:22A pilot dog
00:35:23A clown
00:35:24A presidency
00:35:25What does it matter?
00:35:26It feels hard
00:35:27Lucia, president
00:35:29It feels hard
00:35:32Lucia, president
00:35:33It feels hard
00:35:35Look, Roberto
00:35:36Don't waste my time
00:35:37Do you really have money?
00:35:38To buy this car?
00:35:39Yes, it's lined.
00:35:40Some Americans
00:35:41They bought him a comic book
00:35:42Per five kilos
00:35:44José Miguel
00:35:44Be quiet
00:35:45You're staining the upholstery
00:35:47And why are you selling it?
00:35:48Financial difficulties?
00:35:49No, no, no
00:35:50The thing is, I'm looking for
00:35:51Something more familiar
00:35:52Because Lucia and I
00:35:53We're already thinking about it.
00:35:54Having children
00:35:54And I want to avoid
00:35:55The classic trunk crisis
00:35:56This is unacceptable
00:35:57You're wearing too many clothes
00:35:58And of course, the holidays begin.
00:36:00With resentment
00:36:01And then they explode
00:36:02The beach bar
00:36:03Calculating the route
00:36:04That?
00:36:05Get down from there
00:36:05Get off
00:36:07I give you
00:36:08Two kilos
00:36:09Two kilos, he says
00:36:10Look, this cost me eight
00:36:12Go on
00:36:12It's only two kilos in extras
00:36:14Browser, Bluetooth
00:36:15Bicheno headlights
00:36:16Heated seats
00:36:17Very good
00:36:19Don't pull it out
00:36:20Look
00:36:21Why don't you go play?
00:36:22A bit of marbles?
00:36:23Okay, but take it easy.
00:36:24We didn't buy it.
00:36:26Okay, I'll try it.
00:36:27And if that
00:36:28We're talking about pasta
00:36:29No, no, no
00:36:29I drive
00:36:30And maybe I'll give you a ride
00:36:31If I don't try it, I'll pass.
00:36:34Okay, fine.
00:36:35But watch out!
00:36:35That's too much car for you.
00:36:39I'll fit in here
00:36:40No
00:36:41Child
00:36:41This is a two-seater.
00:36:42Well, get off
00:36:44Ponte
00:36:45Don't step on the mats
00:36:46So
00:36:47You'll be good with kids, huh?
00:36:49And carefully
00:36:50The road is not a racetrack.
00:36:52The important thing is to return.
00:36:59But Emilio
00:36:59Can you tell me where you were?
00:37:01Were you worrying me?
00:37:02And why aren't you answering my phone?
00:37:03I was in a meeting
00:37:04And I unplug it to prevent attacks.
00:37:06No, look
00:37:06If you were with Belén
00:37:07Tell me, okay?
00:37:07No, no
00:37:08No
00:37:08You can ask the owners.
00:37:12What was I going to say?
00:37:13What are you doing with the suitcase?
00:37:15I've sold my apartment
00:37:15So that we can be together
00:37:16I think the problem is
00:37:18That we have had
00:37:18It's because we live apart, darling.
00:37:20Woman, you're going to be very uncomfortable here.
00:37:21But it's only a few days.
00:37:22I'm going to buy the third one, B.
00:37:24Oh, really?
00:37:27My son
00:37:29Can we talk for a moment?
00:37:33Hey, that your father was, of course
00:37:35That's the only thing
00:37:44But how did you come up with that?
00:37:45Bring the girl here
00:37:46Without warning me?
00:37:47But what has become of her, Dad?
00:37:48How am I going to bring anyone here?
00:37:50What if we don't fit?
00:37:50And now where the hell am I going to sleep?
00:37:52How should I know?
00:37:53Take a mattress out to the patio
00:37:54The weather's nice now.
00:37:54And so you fall asleep counting stars
00:37:56But which stars?
00:37:57If the laundry is out to dry
00:37:58Well, you're counting
00:37:59Underpants and their tasters
00:38:00It's because you're always negative.
00:38:03Or you turn up the volume
00:38:04Or you can't hear it here
00:38:05Carmen has moved into Emilio's house
00:38:07Ah, but you heard it.
00:38:08Yes, yes, yes
00:38:09Oh, I'm going deaf.
00:38:10Let's see, the special correspondents
00:38:12We're restoring the connection now
00:38:14To the central studios, huh?
00:38:16And don't give me any more trouble.
00:38:18I already have enough.
00:38:19I don't sleep in the courtyard
00:38:21Hey, open up, damn it!
00:38:23I'll bring you a mattress now.
00:38:24And a small glass of water, okay?
00:38:26You're becoming more and more like your mother.
00:38:28What a shame about genes
00:38:33Honey, where were you?
00:38:35I need to talk to someone
00:38:36I have been made president of the community
00:38:37AND...
00:38:38And I really want to cry
00:38:41Yes it's true
00:38:42Forgive me, heaven
00:38:43I've been a little entertained
00:38:44That he was having a car accident
00:38:46That?
00:38:47Well, actually
00:38:47Roberto was having it
00:38:48That I was going to buy it
00:38:49And the boy José Miguel
00:38:51He was determined to come
00:38:52And on a curve
00:38:52It has spread
00:38:53Right there above Roberto
00:38:54And like Roberto
00:38:55He doesn't know how to handle the steering wheel.
00:38:56Okay then, there against the median
00:38:57I don't know
00:38:57But you're okay, right?
00:38:58Yes, yes
00:38:59But you had to see the car
00:39:00The car didn't deserve an end like that.
00:39:03Tell me it's insured
00:39:04No, of course it is.
00:39:05Man
00:39:06But it will take at least a month
00:39:07To fix it
00:39:08Well, in a month
00:39:09We no longer have a home.
00:39:10Hey, what if now that you're president
00:39:12We definitely have access
00:39:14To community accounts?
00:39:15What if we catch them like this?
00:39:16In small quantities
00:39:17Little by little
00:39:17The same thing later?
00:39:18Carlos, no, please
00:39:19That we are starting to look alike
00:39:20It costs
00:39:21It's true
00:39:22How awful
00:39:23Hey, Roberto
00:39:23Where did he get the money?
00:39:24To buy the car?
00:39:25Because he sold her a comic book
00:39:26To some Americans
00:39:27Of course these already
00:39:28They buy anything
00:39:29What if I ask him for the money?
00:39:32No
00:39:32No, no, no
00:39:33That is truly humiliating.
00:39:34Why not?
00:39:35We are friends
00:39:36And we were boyfriend and girlfriend
00:39:37For a long time
00:39:37No problem
00:39:38It's humiliating for me
00:39:39Hey, what if we install
00:39:41An erotic webcam
00:39:42Those from the internet?
00:39:43We put a camera there.
00:39:44We walked around naked
00:39:45And we do a little bit
00:39:46Sex in Prime Time
00:39:47No
00:39:47I'd better give it a try.
00:39:49Roberto's
00:39:49I'll talk to him tomorrow.
00:39:50Hey?
00:39:51If you love me
00:39:54Are you angry?
00:39:56Man, it hurts
00:40:00How awkward is this?
00:40:02To live without money?
00:40:04No
00:40:05No
00:40:06No
00:40:07Leave her alone
00:40:08Slut
00:40:11Don't even go near it
00:40:12It's mine
00:40:15It's mine
00:40:16Dear
00:40:17Dear
00:40:18I killed you
00:40:18Bitch daughter
00:40:21My love
00:40:22Would you like a small glass of water?
00:40:24I'll kill you both
00:40:25You're dreaming, aren't you?
00:40:28No
00:40:28Carmen
00:40:29Vita
00:40:32Vita
00:40:40Vita
00:40:45Vita
00:40:46Let's go
00:40:47Rain of mites
00:40:48Take a little care, man
00:40:49What are you doing sleeping there?
00:40:51This is a common area
00:40:53Damn, if you make room for me in your bed
00:40:55We're already missing you
00:40:58Hey, don't mess with me or I'll start having barbecues, okay?
00:41:02Sardines are on sale
00:41:06Do you see it?
00:41:07I've already caught a cold
00:41:10Emilio
00:41:10Ask me now at the clinic
00:41:16Shell
00:41:16You look unwell.
00:41:17Go to bed
00:41:18No, no, I can handle it
00:41:20I want to see the dick
00:41:21While Paqui was there
00:41:23It's almost here
00:41:24Second round
00:41:25Sorry, just a second
00:41:26Can...?
00:41:27Careful, it's freshly waxed
00:41:29You young people are acting like crazy
00:41:30Wow!
00:41:31Dress me slowly, I'm in a hurry
00:41:33Sorry, sorry
00:41:34Sorry, sorry
00:41:35I am Lucía, the president of the community
00:41:37Wasn't the president that kid over there?
00:41:39Or do you rotate players like in football?
00:41:41No, he's sick
00:41:42So I have come on behalf of everyone
00:41:44What's happening?
00:41:45Who has complained?
00:41:46No, no, nobody, nobody, nobody
00:41:47Hey, I've left other stairs for this one, you know?
00:41:49And with stoneware tiles
00:41:50It's easier to clean.
00:41:52No, no, no, but if you clean very well
00:41:53That's not it, really.
00:41:54Okay, so let's see if you can upload me.
00:41:56Because I can't get there
00:41:57Already
00:41:58Now the price of chicken has gone up.
00:41:59And they've ripped off my shopping basket
00:42:01I've switched to pork
00:42:02And how does the boy come to eat?
00:42:03He says it comes out what
00:42:04The internet is to blame.
00:42:06That they are over-informed
00:42:08I'll cut his cable one of these days.
00:42:09Okay, okay
00:42:11Calm down, calm down
00:42:11Look, listen, yes
00:42:12No, no, I can hear you.
00:42:14Someone will come to clean your house.
00:42:15Because I haven't seen any of my colleagues go by.
00:42:17No, the truth is I don't have a housekeeper.
00:42:19No no
00:42:19I have Tuesday mornings free.
00:42:21And on Thursday afternoons
00:42:22Because she is the president
00:42:22I'll give it to you for 6.50 an hour
00:42:24And I'll give you one out of every ten.
00:42:26Like a supermarket sale
00:42:27No, not really.
00:42:29If my boyfriend and I
00:42:30We get along very well
00:42:30And besides, I'm never home.
00:42:32I'll ask the doorman for the key.
00:42:33Just ignore it
00:42:35From now on
00:42:36Your home
00:42:37It's already Paqui's.
00:42:38And I won't keep you any longer.
00:42:39I'm very busy
00:42:45What a star!
00:42:46The aunt didn't even see the blows coming.
00:42:48It's a small amount and they are
00:42:49Now you're going to pay him.
00:42:50Look, I've done what I could.
00:42:51So I'm washing my hands of it.
00:42:53Go away, posh lady
00:42:55Go away
00:42:56But what's wrong with you?
00:42:58He can't stand for that long
00:42:59The blood drains from the varicose veins, damn it!
00:43:02No
00:43:02It's burning
00:43:04Come on
00:43:04Come inside
00:43:05Come on, run
00:43:10This is very bad
00:43:11Carmen has moved into the porter's lodge.
00:43:13I don't know, but she seems different.
00:43:15Yeah, what did we tell you, kid?
00:43:17There's a reason this is called a council of wise men.
00:43:19That aunt is going to make your life miserable.
00:43:21But what are you talking about?
00:43:22If you have no idea about women
00:43:23Hey, excuse me, beautiful
00:43:24But I, with my wife
00:43:25I have a 35-year-old master's degree
00:43:28Superdict
00:43:28And last night Carmen was in a dream
00:43:30He said some very strange things
00:43:32Let it go
00:43:32It's mine
00:43:33I'm going to kill you, you son of a bitch
00:43:35Well, maybe this will go on sale.
00:43:37There are butcher shops in those piles of clothes.
00:43:39It's true
00:43:39My mother was a Green Beret during Fantastic Week
00:43:42Dreams shouldn't be given too much importance.
00:43:44They are sound traps
00:43:45I dreamt the other day that I was having sex
00:43:47With Camila Parker Woods in Buckingham
00:43:49The queen mother appeared drunk and didn't discover
00:43:52And I also thought I saw the ghost of Lady Di.
00:43:55Well, a Paschal candle
00:43:57If you eat dinner very late, Dad, I've told you.
00:44:02Yeah
00:44:03Where are you?
00:44:04At the video store
00:44:06Doing some things
00:44:07Sure?
00:44:08Look, I'm leaving class and going there, okay?
00:44:10Yes, yes, yes
00:44:11That I am here
00:44:12Tell him something
00:44:13He doesn't believe me
00:44:14Don't worry, Carmen
00:44:15It's in the video store
00:44:17Who is that?
00:44:19Well, Natalia
00:44:19The president's daughter
00:44:20He's working here.
00:44:21Send me a photo with your mobile phone
00:44:23Okay, okay, okay
00:44:24I'll send it to you now, okay?
00:44:25Yes, okay.
00:44:26Let's see how the hell that's done now.
00:44:28But what's going on?
00:44:30Okay, put on some more.
00:44:32She shouldn't go out alone, she worries.
00:44:34Dude, I don't know how you sleep with that girl.
00:44:36One day you're going to wake up
00:44:37And he cut off your penis with a knife
00:44:39Like that American one
00:44:40Emilio, leave her before things get more complicated for you.
00:44:44Well yes
00:44:44Because that's not living.
00:44:46As soon as I get back from college
00:44:47I'm breaking up with her
00:44:49You guys turned out terribly, damn it
00:44:51Of course, because it will have few megapixels
00:44:53Mariano, are you alright?
00:44:55Do you look unwell?
00:44:56Well no
00:44:57Come on, get me a beer
00:44:58My pH level must have become unbalanced.
00:45:01Mauri, really
00:45:02You have no idea what a terrible thing you've done to me, huh?
00:45:04And now, on top of everything else...
00:45:04I need to hire a maid.
00:45:06Just when Carlos
00:45:06The proletarian attack has not yet occurred
00:45:08Lucia, don't get overwhelmed
00:45:09If you don't want to be president
00:45:11He resigns with some excuse.
00:45:12I don't know
00:45:13He fakes an illness, for example.
00:45:14No, come on, I wouldn't be able to do it.
00:45:16That, that, that is miserable.
00:45:17Look, I've come to tell you that I hate you
00:45:20But all in good fun, okay?
00:45:22Don't worry, you'll see how quickly it passes.
00:45:24If it's a short time
00:45:25One year
00:45:25Yes, but that would require the help of a good psychologist.
00:45:27It's just a walk
00:45:28Furthermore, you can charge it to the community.
00:45:31Hello
00:45:32Hello
00:45:33Hey Lucia, you've had the measles, right?
00:45:35I hope you don't catch it.
00:45:36Oh, you poor thing!
00:45:37Oh, no, no, I meant him.
00:45:38I was referring to Mauri.
00:45:39What do you mean, measles?
00:45:40That?
00:45:40And what about that African disease that baffled the doctors?
00:45:44No
00:45:46And they are, right?
00:45:47They are
00:45:48It is a mutation of the virus
00:45:49They start conducting nuclear tests recklessly and obviously
00:45:52Mauri
00:45:52I expected to be stabbed in the back by anyone but you
00:45:55Alright
00:45:56I made it up
00:45:56And?
00:45:57I cannot be president of the community
00:45:58I can't, it's beyond my strength.
00:46:00I'd rather become heterosexual
00:46:01Also, I just got back together with Fernando
00:46:03It's a very delicate moment in the relationship.
00:46:05I want to dedicate myself to it one hundred percent.
00:46:06Clear
00:46:07And because my life is empty and shitty
00:46:09Well, to Lucía, president
00:46:10Since I have nothing else to do
00:46:11But what was the computer?
00:46:12Blame President Choser
00:46:14You'll pay for this, this, this.
00:46:16But don't leave so angry.
00:46:17I swear I support you in all the spills
00:46:19That you propose
00:46:20You've really outdone yourself, haven't you?
00:46:22You can't put your foot in it any more with fewer sentences
00:46:24I thought I already knew.
00:46:25Now yes
00:46:27But I don't care.
00:46:28I'm going to get my suitcase
00:46:29And I'm going to put my swimsuit inside.
00:46:31My need and my guilt complex
00:46:32Because I'm going with Fernando to Fuerteventura
00:46:35Thirty-nine point eight
00:46:37It's not much, is it?
00:46:38How are you going on your trip?
00:46:40But look at you.
00:46:41Better, that way we get out of bed
00:46:50Hello darling
00:46:51Hello
00:46:53Hey
00:46:56Excuse me, before
00:46:57I was a little rude on the phone
00:46:59But the thing is
00:46:59Sometimes when I'm teaching
00:47:01There in the solitude of the blackboard
00:47:02Suddenly images come to mind
00:47:04From Bethlehem and you
00:47:05And I get a little...
00:47:06Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:47:07But look, I think this whole thing about cheating...
00:47:10It's affected you a little.
00:47:12Which is very normal
00:47:13No, but I'm getting the hang of it, you know?
00:47:15And when did you send me the photo?
00:47:16I feel much more at ease now.
00:47:18Yes, Carmen
00:47:19The thing is, it seems to me
00:47:20This isn't going to work
00:47:21It's probably best if we leave it at that.
00:47:24No
00:47:25What do you mean, no?
00:47:25We didn't let it happen.
00:47:26I will not be abandoned
00:47:28Would you like to eat something?
00:47:31Well, then...
00:47:32I don't know
00:47:33Make me a steak with potatoes
00:47:37But the other thing...
00:47:38We'll have to talk about it, won't we?
00:47:39Because I want to quit.
00:47:40Set the table, go on
00:47:43Okay, okay, okay
00:47:44And I put a spoon in.
00:47:48Isa, Concha is very sick.
00:47:50She has a fever and hives
00:47:51Can you let the president know?
00:47:53Is that why he chose the little machine?
00:47:55It's because it's not there.
00:47:56Ah, that's where I wanted to see you.
00:47:57The presidency is a public service
00:47:59It's clear this girl isn't up to par
00:48:02What's happening?
00:48:03No, no, no, no
00:48:05No, please
00:48:06Don't bury me with my husband
00:48:09I don't want to see him ruined.
00:48:12Look, his fever has gone down a little.
00:48:14What do you give?
00:48:15You've put the thermometer in backwards.
00:48:17And yet she's 38
00:48:18This is an allergy
00:48:20Tropospheric ozone increases during this time of year
00:48:22And respiratory problems skyrocket
00:48:24And you're not a nurse?
00:48:26Well, admit it.
00:48:27Yes, no, but what if it's an allergy?
00:48:29I agree with your diagnosis
00:48:31I have to say what we're all thinking
00:48:33This is the African virus.
00:48:35What has Fernando brought to Mauri
00:48:36I could have brought her a little piece of elephant hair
00:48:38I have one
00:48:39Please, Nieves, don't create public alarm
00:48:41This is an isolated case
00:48:42Mr. Juan
00:48:43My father is very ill.
00:48:44Look at that face
00:48:45Can I use your kitchen to make you some broth?
00:48:47It is spreading
00:48:49We have to do something now.
00:48:51Then I'll sign you up for the water skiing course
00:48:53You have to get the monitor ready in time.
00:48:55Yeah
00:48:56Well, I'm more of a book and hammock kind of person.
00:48:58But if you want us to do extreme sports
00:49:01We can rent a pedal boat
00:49:03They say there's a strong current there.
00:49:06It's a slightly strained voice.
00:49:07Alright?
00:49:08Yes, yes, yes
00:49:09It's because in the newsroom
00:49:10As soon as the sun comes out a little.
00:49:11They turn the air conditioning on full blast
00:49:13Hey, this one's on leave, it's the horoscope guy.
00:49:15I'm doing it for him.
00:49:16Do you want me to tell you what I've come up with for yours?
00:49:19You'll find love on your next trip
00:49:21Avoid sandals with white trim.
00:49:23Please, I still have good taste.
00:49:25How should I know, since you're coming from London?
00:49:29Hey, I'm really excited to take this trip with you.
00:49:31Me too
00:49:32Okay, I'll pick you up tomorrow, alright?
00:49:34The plane leaves at 11
00:49:35Kisses
00:49:44The white or orange swimsuit
00:49:46White is a bit like something an old man would wear, isn't it?
00:49:49You don't need to answer.
00:49:50Are you still thinking of going to Fuerteventura?
00:49:51Imagine the captain seeing you board the plane with that face.
00:49:54It's not taking off, huh?
00:49:54Nothing, just some potatoes with mojo sauce
00:49:56And like new
00:49:59Mauri, a question
00:50:00Those tests they did on you
00:50:02What exactly did they say?
00:50:03That disease of yours is very dangerous.
00:50:05A lot
00:50:06Doctors even fear it could become fatal
00:50:09Well, they didn't tell me directly.
00:50:11But I saw it reflected in their faces
00:50:12The nurse's face was a requiem
00:50:15Excuse me, okay?
00:50:16It's best if no one is exposed.
00:50:18About time, handsome.
00:50:19You're extending it
00:50:20We have two more cases.
00:50:21Strip
00:50:22Without pushing, damn it
00:50:24We are very weak
00:50:25But what are they doing?
00:50:25No, no, no
00:50:26Yes, yes, yes, Mauri
00:50:27It's better if they stay with you
00:50:28We need to concentrate the viral focus on ground zero.
00:50:30Don't the tests say it's deadly?
00:50:32Yes, but in chickens
00:50:33Or in fruit flies
00:50:34In humans
00:50:35It is not fatal except in the case of death
00:50:38But if you don't recover, that's it.
00:50:40So,
00:50:40Maybe there's a sequel in store for you.
00:50:42Well, a mole
00:50:43A tic
00:50:43But nothing more
00:50:45Furthermore, the tests were given to me by an intern.
00:50:47The results won't be available until tomorrow.
00:50:48Well, until they arrive
00:50:49They stay here
00:50:50But what's going on here?
00:50:52Well, the epidemic has spread
00:50:54And those infected must be isolated.
00:50:55How cool, the president always goes.
00:50:57Lucia, bring some sanity to this.
00:50:59These people want to turn my house into a leper colony.
00:51:01No, no, no
00:51:01That's much better, Mauri.
00:51:03Because until we know what you have
00:51:05Hey, don't be resentful
00:51:07A president has to know how to make these kinds of decisions
00:51:10Even though they are very painful
00:51:12Bye
00:51:13Lucia, please
00:51:14You have to understand it
00:51:15It's a matter of public health.
00:51:16If it's just going to be
00:51:17Until you receive the definitive proof
00:51:19Well, but they're leaving tomorrow, okay?
00:51:21Let each person die in their own home with their loved ones
00:51:23Concha, don't give up
00:51:25Struggle
00:51:26Dad, I love you
00:51:27Tell Mauri to give you something
00:51:29You haven't had breakfast
00:51:29Hey, why don't they give us all those masks?
00:51:32Oh, of course!
00:51:33That's three euros.
00:51:34What are you saying?
00:51:35And what about sleeves in the hospital?
00:51:40I feel dizzy
00:51:41Can someone take me to the bathroom?
00:51:43Mauri, these people can't stay here
00:51:44There is no room
00:51:45Look, I'm going to tell everyone it's just measles.
00:51:47And let them take us away
00:51:48No, if you do that
00:51:49They will make me president of the community again.
00:51:51And they will hate me for having lied to them.
00:51:53And I will be another Juan Cuesta
00:51:54And my life will be like hell.
00:51:55And the idea of suicide will constantly haunt me.
00:51:58And you will be a lesbian with an orphaned child
00:52:00Okay, so what do we do then?
00:52:01Do we all live here like a plague-ridden commune?
00:52:03But what if it's just one day?
00:52:04Tomorrow I'll make up that the test results have arrived.
00:52:07And that it's cured with suppositories
00:52:08But then will they make you president again?
00:52:10No, because my strain is much stronger
00:52:12And it has left me with lasting effects.
00:52:13So I walk for a few days
00:52:15Just like Fraga
00:52:16And they believe it.
00:52:16Don't you think?
00:52:17The worst part is that you're believing it.
00:52:20Leave that alone, man, it belongs to my son.
00:52:22Oh, forgive me, daughter
00:52:23I wanted to drop one of those Homebifidus things
00:52:26Hey, should we buy something for Hyperview?
00:52:28There's no live stream here, no!
00:52:30There's no live stream here!
00:52:33Damn it, you won't make me alcohol!
00:52:35Give me something, you demanding woman!
00:52:36Come on, dude, don't be a wimp
00:52:37How did you even think of hooking yourself onto a bus bumper?
00:52:40Damn, because I was fed up with pedaling
00:52:42The one with the flying bikes did well
00:52:44Also, dude, you shut up
00:52:45At least he can just pick his nose on himself
00:52:46You almost killed me
00:52:48Hello
00:52:49Roberto, can we talk for a moment?
00:52:51Yeah
00:52:51The wound on the elbow has grit in it.
00:52:53First, rub it with the brush.
00:52:54That?
00:52:56Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you.
00:52:59What's happening?
00:53:00Anyway, look, I heard you're doing really well, right?
00:53:03You're selling a comic book to Americans
00:53:05And hey, I'm really happy for you.
00:53:07Thank you
00:53:07Yes, yes, well
00:53:08As soon as Carlos told me
00:53:09I started crying tears of joy
00:53:11And tears of emotion welled up in my eyes.
00:53:14Already
00:53:15Hey, it's nothing.
00:53:16But what is the reason for this sudden change of heart?
00:53:18A display of affection and sympathy
00:53:19No, well, what I was thinking
00:53:20Maybe you could lend me a little bit of money
00:53:22To pay off three months of mortgage that I owe the bank
00:53:27No
00:53:27And why not?
00:53:28So that?
00:53:29So that you and Carlitos can live happily?
00:53:31I don't feel like it, doesn't that bother you?
00:53:32Hey, hey, Roberto
00:53:33That I have supported you for many, many months
00:53:35And how did I know you were going to end up rubbing it in my face?
00:53:37Roberto, please
00:53:38Do it for our friendship
00:53:39I beg you
00:53:40And for all the wonderful moments we've spent in that house
00:53:43Yes, beautiful
00:53:44I'll take one.
00:53:45Carlos, you and I in the living room
00:53:47You telling me that you were together
00:53:48And I was left speechless.
00:53:49I don't feel like it, doesn't that bother you?
00:53:50Get yourself a life
00:53:51Like I did
00:53:51Like everyone else does
00:53:53Go on, with your talent
00:53:54Without anyone's help
00:53:55Working hard
00:53:55Dude, that's great!
00:53:56When at Christmas Eve dinner
00:53:58At Lucia's parents' house
00:53:59You hook up with your sister in the living room
00:54:00But you got it
00:54:02Hey, the drawing is excellent.
00:54:04An inked
00:54:05A sign
00:54:06Well, I'm off now, my motorcycle's in for a service.
00:54:08And while they're giving me the pro forma invoice
00:54:10Bye
00:54:11Hey, when did you sleep with my sister, you ghost?
00:54:13Never, it's poetic license
00:54:15Ah, and that's how you make a living
00:54:16Huh? Telling our sex life in a comic strip
00:54:18Okay, calm down.
00:54:18Nobody will find out
00:54:19I've changed the names
00:54:20Roberto, please, Robert and Lucy
00:54:21I hope this is only sold in the United States
00:54:24Okay, I'll be signing copies on Saturday.
00:54:26At the erotic comic festival in Medina del Campo
00:54:28But come on, not many people are going to go anyway.
00:54:30Well, that's fine.
00:54:30You'll hear from my lawyer soon.
00:54:33Well, when I can afford it
00:54:34Oh, and I don't have that much of an ass.
00:54:38Well, I've also given you bigger breasts.
00:54:42Dude, what you're doing is really intense.
00:54:43On top of making a fortune thanks to her
00:54:46When he needs help, you don't want to give it to him.
00:54:47Did I ask for your opinion?
00:54:49Man, true friends give their opinions without permission.
00:54:51Look, Paco, he thinks the same.
00:54:53But now he's very busy holding back his pain.
00:54:55He cannot speak
00:54:56Already
00:54:56Already?
00:55:00Look, I'm not asking you to turn it off.
00:55:03Instead, lower it a little.
00:55:04When I clean, I like to listen to the radio.
00:55:07I feel alone
00:55:07And one of those tiny, big-bottomed eggs
00:55:09That's bullshit, man
00:55:10It perforates your eardrum from the inside.
00:55:12Wow!
00:55:13Up with those feet!
00:55:15Hello
00:55:15Hello, sweetheart
00:55:16Don't step there!
00:55:17Now she will come
00:55:18Well, Roberto, he won't even lend us a sweet.
00:55:21But you'll have the means to pay me, won't you?
00:55:23Yes, yes, yes
00:55:24But my love, don't worry
00:55:25I've already solved that.
00:55:26Have you called your father?
00:55:27No, I called yours
00:55:28That?
00:55:29Yes, it occurred to me while I was in the bathroom
00:55:30That's when I get creative
00:55:31And that's it, I told him we're together
00:55:33And that you were very upset
00:55:35That you were estranged over something trivial
00:55:37He's delighted.
00:55:37But child, but among all the humiliations
00:55:39That's the worst.
00:55:40No, it's just about swallowing a little more pride.
00:55:42In the end, we don't have much time left.
00:55:44He's coming for dinner tonight.
00:55:45Do you want me to prepare it for you?
00:55:47Ah, well that would be a nice touch, actually.
00:55:48Yeah
00:55:49You could have warned me.
00:55:51I've already told the child
00:55:52Tell him to come pick me up at seven
00:55:54Come on, this
00:55:58Look, Lucia, two city council technicians are coming.
00:56:00Division of old buildings
00:56:02They are checking the beams.
00:56:03Since they're made of wood...
00:56:05Daughter, make sure the taps have water pressure.
00:56:08Oh, and make sure the TV picture is really good.
00:56:10Mom, I told you to wait for us in the car
00:56:12And this is a lady
00:56:14From the retiree integration program
00:56:16And it monitors what constitutes architectural barriers.
00:56:18Already
00:56:19Emilio, how much money did the bank give you?
00:56:20To show you my house?
00:56:21For God's sake, Madam President
00:56:22You offend me, don't you?
00:56:24Emilio
00:56:24Forty euros per visit
00:56:25Well, tell the bank to forget about it.
00:56:27I'll pay what I've earned tomorrow.
00:56:28Come on, get out
00:56:28Well, since we're here, I'll show it to you.
00:56:29No, just in case
00:56:30Emilio, come on, come on
00:56:34Marisa, do you ever think about death?
00:56:36Yes, at bingo
00:56:37When Herminio takes away our line
00:56:39Look, I grabbed the ashtray
00:56:40No, I mean in yours
00:56:41Because with all this stuff about Mauri's virus
00:56:43Yeah
00:56:44It made me think about how fleeting things are.
00:56:45What is existence?
00:56:46Look, for example
00:56:47This little fish
00:56:49Well, yesterday I was so happy
00:56:51Calming peacefully across the sea
00:56:52And now, here it is
00:56:54Breaded
00:56:55And about to fall into the pan
00:56:57And everyone thought you were stupid
00:56:58And you're philosophizing with a little bit of money.
00:57:00Maybe they haven't been infected
00:57:02Our countdown has already begun
00:57:03We've been counting down for ten years.
00:57:05What needs to be done is to make a will.
00:57:07So that the tax authorities don't take the house
00:57:10Oh, well I don't have that.
00:57:11What do you mean, no?
00:57:12If you've told me yes a thousand times
00:57:14And what were you going to take from me if I didn't stop using chinchón?
00:57:16It was a bluff
00:57:17It was leaving a mark on him, he was older.
00:57:19Oh, and what were you going on about?
00:57:20Should we dictate it to the notary using a Ouija board?
00:57:22I still don't know who to leave at home
00:57:24Damn it, me, your sister!
00:57:26Marisa, I love you very much
00:57:28But maybe someone will still show up
00:57:30And I start a family
00:57:31And I'll buy you the Pin and Pon farm
00:57:33But we'll call the notary tomorrow.
00:57:35Because you, for calling me the opposite
00:57:37You could kick the bucket tonight
00:57:38What's happening?
00:57:39Do I have spots?
00:57:41No?
00:57:41My anchovy spins
00:57:42I'm going to look at myself
00:57:43Don't leave me hanging with this.
00:57:45I don't know about this.
00:57:46Look how it jumps
00:57:49Dad
00:57:51Dad
00:57:51I have no money
00:57:53No, no, no, no, listen
00:57:53Do you think Vicenta still has feelings for you?
00:57:55I hope not
00:57:56It was so hard to get rid of it.
00:57:58I just heard that he's going to make a will.
00:57:59And she doesn't know who to leave the house to.
00:58:01Is it a piece of cake for you?
00:58:03Pablo, what have I told you about drugs?
00:58:05That I don't buy anything and that I expect to be invited
00:58:06That was at your cousin Esther's wedding
00:58:08He was drunk
00:58:09I say calmly
00:58:10Oh, they're bad and I shouldn't even think about it.
00:58:12Dad, I'm serious
00:58:13Let's see
00:58:14Let's analyze the situation
00:58:15Nobody believes your relationship with Nieves
00:58:17And I was thinking of leaving Natalia
00:58:19Until now, he has left me.
00:58:20This is like Big Brother
00:58:21Here we are, nominated
00:58:22The expulsion is just a matter of time.
00:58:24But if you hook up with Vicenta
00:58:26Maybe he'll leave us the house and...
00:58:27Excuse me, but my relationship with Nieves
00:58:29It's not so bad.
00:58:30I think we'll come back.
00:58:33Andrés, haven't you changed the sheets?
00:58:35Yes darling
00:58:35It's in case you took a nap.
00:58:37I was going to do it now.
00:58:38No, I've already changed them.
00:58:39What's happening?
00:58:40I look like a maid
00:58:41No no
00:58:42Clear
00:58:42If only I had it
00:58:44Maybe you were more attracted to it
00:58:46She's a bit resentful
00:58:47He has trouble forgetting things
00:58:49But now I buy a dried flower arrangement.
00:58:52And I disassemble it
00:58:52Dad, don't fool yourself
00:58:54Vicenta is the answer
00:58:56Do you think I would get involved in the will?
00:58:58You are the man of her life
00:59:11Hey, what did I leave Carmen?
00:59:12That's great!
00:59:13What are you telling me for?
00:59:14But I've already told myself no.
00:59:16We didn't let him go, and he's not leaving.
00:59:17What is done in these cases?
00:59:19Emilio, don't tell me your life story
00:59:20And get out of here
00:59:21How does he see us here together?
00:59:22I gave it to myself
00:59:23Poison, a little bit of Christian charity
00:59:24You have more experience.
00:59:25In frustrations and absurd relationships
00:59:27Emilio, you know what I'm saying?
00:59:28You deserve it
00:59:29Because of scum
00:59:30Now you have a crazy person living in your house
00:59:32Take
00:59:32Hey, it's your fault, okay?
00:59:34She is unbalanced because of the horns.
00:59:35And you don't see this induced state of me.
00:59:36All this time ago
00:59:37That I've been provoking you?
00:59:39Oh no!
00:59:39But if you go through like that
00:59:40In front of the goal
00:59:41And when you collect the mail
00:59:43You read the cards sideways.
00:59:44So that your cleavage is clearly visible
00:59:45Emilio, you are sick
00:59:47But what do you do in your free time?
00:59:49Do you rape the mop?
00:59:50Hey, this is both of our problems.
00:59:51That he dreamed about you last night.
00:59:52And he said he was going to kill you
00:59:53Me?
00:59:55Come on
00:59:55I did rhythmic gymnastics when I was little.
00:59:57And I give him a kick like this.
00:59:58I'll smash his head in.
00:59:59I don't care about nonsense.
01:00:01Hello
01:00:04Look, this is Enrique
01:00:05The architect who is going to do the renovation for me
01:00:07If you don't mind
01:00:07Let's go for a walk
01:00:08To give you an idea
01:00:09Well, if you care too
01:00:11Well, it's not a good time
01:00:12Because the house is a complete mess
01:00:14And yesterday I was going to clean
01:00:16But I just got my period.
01:00:18And I've run out of iron.
01:00:19And if I don't mix food
01:00:20Oh my God, how awful!
01:00:22No, no, it's awful
01:00:23But you look at the spaces
01:00:24See? For example
01:00:25We'll throw this away
01:00:26Hey, the hotel is outside
01:00:27That's tremendous
01:00:28But there's this room
01:00:29You're going to make it a dressing room for me
01:00:30Come
01:00:36Run, run, run
01:00:37And then
01:00:38This other one
01:00:39We left it as the master bedroom
01:00:41But taking advantage of both windows
01:00:43I mean, look at you
01:00:44I would change the layout of the kitchen
01:00:46These closets here are awful.
01:00:49Oh, yes, yes
01:00:49If the closets were
01:00:50All clear
01:00:51What do you win?
01:00:52Four square meters
01:00:55Well, that's it, isn't it?
01:00:56Because that's what's beautiful about it.
01:00:58What does the house have?
01:00:58Because it's so small
01:00:59Well, it looks fast
01:01:00Oh, not so small, huh?
01:01:02They'll get out of this.
01:01:03Three of the government officials
01:01:06Hey, have you seen Emilio again?
01:01:08No
01:01:08No, no, no, no
01:01:09Because?
01:01:09No, don't worry.
01:01:10It's just curiosity.
01:01:11I will be many things
01:01:12But jealous
01:01:13No, no, we can see you.
01:01:15Come on, Carmen
01:01:17God
01:01:20Damn, what a bad time
01:01:21You could have warned me that he was coming too.
01:01:23What did I know?
01:01:24Look, while I was there inside Antonio's area
01:01:26I've come up with a plan to put an end to all this.
01:01:28Ah, very good, congratulations
01:01:29Out!
01:01:30But listen to me
01:01:30That doesn't listen
01:01:32Look, I think that if Carmen returns to the goal
01:01:34And it catches us both in bed
01:01:35Making love, whether it's intercourse
01:01:37Or they are soaring
01:01:38Well, she's definitely sinking.
01:01:39And he leaves.
01:01:40What do you think?
01:01:41That's nonsense.
01:01:41Me too
01:01:42But do what I've thought of.
01:01:43Look, Emilio
01:01:44My life won't be much.
01:01:45But I have no interest.
01:01:46In leaving this world
01:01:47But Carmen isn't going to do anything to you.
01:01:49He'll insult you too.
01:01:50Or he'll pull your hair a little.
01:01:51But I'll be there to defend you.
01:01:52No!
01:01:53But I do it for you too.
01:01:54You're going to lose your home
01:01:58Clear
01:01:58Sure, if you don't think
01:02:00Pussy!
01:02:05I don't know why you'd think of that.
01:02:06Put a sweater on Valentín in this heat
01:02:08Because they still don't search the dogs.
01:02:10And look
01:02:13Batteries
01:02:14Free
01:02:15That way we don't have to get up from the couch
01:02:17To change the chain
01:02:18Hello, Vicenta
01:02:19Spring suits you well, doesn't it?
01:02:21You look younger
01:02:22Oh, really?
01:02:24Oh, son, may God preserve your sight
01:02:26Hey, it's a beautiful day
01:02:27Will you come with me for a walk in the park?
01:02:29I'll treat you to an ice cream
01:02:30I have two sensitive teeth.
01:02:32Well, then, some unsalted sunflower seeds.
01:02:35Take
01:02:36Put the empanadas in the freezer
01:02:38And don't put anything on top of the sliced bread.
01:02:40But what time are you coming back?
01:02:42You have to make dinner
01:02:44Don't know
01:02:48Come, Valentine, handsome, come
01:03:03You look great!
01:03:05Aren't you sick?
01:03:07Maybe lesbians are immune
01:03:09Look, look at the blonde!
01:03:11Mariano, please stop that now
01:03:13It's a paid service.
01:03:14Hey, isn't that bad?
01:03:16Look, I'm going to tell her to take off her bra.
01:03:18How do you say English?
01:03:21Mariano, that was a great reserve
01:03:22I had been saving it for a special occasion.
01:03:24We're all going to die
01:03:25More special than this
01:03:27Lauri
01:03:28Hello
01:03:30Hey, would you mind if we postponed the trip for a few days?
01:03:33My throat is still bothering me.
01:03:34And what if I fall while water skiing?
01:03:36I won't be able to yell at the guy in the boat.
01:03:38So that he comes back for me
01:03:39The trip has already been paid for.
01:03:40And they don't give you your money back.
01:03:42You can't charm the woman at the travel agency
01:03:44Put on your straight smile
01:03:46That never fails you.
01:03:47Well, I'll figure it out.
01:03:49So tonight I'll take advantage
01:03:50And I'm going to the university alumni party
01:03:52What party?
01:03:54From university alumni
01:03:55Yeah, yeah, yeah
01:03:56You've already said that
01:03:57Who are you going with?
01:03:58With Diego
01:03:59We'll do a quiz
01:04:00Let's see who's gotten married
01:04:01Who has gone bald?
01:04:02Who are the two things?
01:04:04Great, I'm in then.
01:04:05What time are you coming to pick me up?
01:04:07But aren't you sick?
01:04:08To swim in the sea, yes
01:04:09But I'm perfectly fine to go to a party
01:04:11Besides, I get to dance a little and sweat.
01:04:13And my fever goes down.
01:04:15Do you have a fever?
01:04:17A few tenths
01:04:17But I've been taking tons of vitamin C.
01:04:19But when you get there I'll be 36 and a half bald
01:04:21Okay, whatever you want.
01:04:22I'll come pick you up at 10.
01:04:24A kiss
01:04:25Fernando is going to a party
01:04:26With Diego
01:04:27Well, what's it to you?
01:04:29Is it just a few hours?
01:04:29In a few hours, Diego will have time
01:04:31To marry him and to divorce him
01:04:32No, no, no, no
01:04:33Fernando has to show off his boyfriend
01:04:35Hey, but
01:04:36Are you going to leave me here alone with these people?
01:04:39Mauri is going to be cheated on.
01:04:42Madam, lie down, man
01:04:43Do you have a fever?
01:04:44And that's what this "radiopatio" thing is about.
01:04:46He's very slave-like.
01:04:47Yeah
01:04:48And have you closed the door?
01:04:53What sons of bitches?
01:04:55What's happening?
01:04:58Hey!
01:05:03How are you?
01:05:04Are you missing anything?
01:05:05Juan, I'm not going to repeat myself
01:05:06Let us out right now
01:05:08Mauri, don't get excited
01:05:09You sweat
01:05:10And you lose mineral salts
01:05:13We've done it
01:05:14For the common good
01:05:15And get inside
01:05:16What if he gets infected
01:05:17The laundry hanging out to dry
01:05:18It must be burned
01:05:25Is this really happening?
01:05:26Or is it feverish delirium?
01:05:27Don't strain yourself, Mauri
01:05:29We are bacteriological victims
01:05:31We only have each other.
01:05:32One another
01:05:33Well, I'm leaving here.
01:05:35Man, I'm leaving
01:05:39My daughter
01:05:39The easy thing would be to gloat
01:05:41Telling you that I already knew
01:05:42That life is very hard
01:05:44But I'm not going to do it.
01:05:45Because I'm very happy
01:05:46At last
01:05:47You've got a boyfriend
01:05:48As God intended
01:05:49Thank you so much
01:05:50This kid, now yes
01:05:51And not the clown.
01:05:52The one you came to live with here
01:05:54Your father
01:05:55I had a holding company
01:05:56TRUE?
01:05:56Yes, yes, yes
01:05:57The thing is
01:05:58My relationship with my father
01:05:59He's not here right now.
01:05:59Okay, okay, okay
01:06:00What are you going to tell me?
01:06:02Look, Lucia
01:06:03Me, over something so silly and nothing
01:06:04Three years without speaking
01:06:05Dad
01:06:06It's been six months
01:06:07Ah, well, that
01:06:09Oh, you don't know
01:06:10What we parents suffer
01:06:11With the children
01:06:12Let's try to talk less.
01:06:14At this rate
01:06:14I'm leaving here very late.
01:06:16Paqui, everything was delicious.
01:06:17Hey?
01:06:18What? Is it over already?
01:06:19No no
01:06:19I'm taking care of myself
01:06:20To look good in Mallorca
01:06:21Do you know what it costs?
01:06:22How to make a pepper salad?
01:06:25Hey?
01:06:25What would you know?
01:06:26If she's ever done one
01:06:27Paqui, please
01:06:28I'm already a little hungry
01:06:30Man, he does have it
01:06:31It's like he's not going to get up
01:06:32Until he finishes it
01:06:33Yeah
01:06:34Oh, with all the hunger in the world
01:06:36With that, he was going to leave
01:06:37A family eats
01:06:39Take what's mine
01:06:40I like it
01:06:40Hey, no, no
01:06:41I can't take it anymore.
01:06:42Hey, I really like this lady
01:06:43The house will take very well with you
01:06:45She reminds me of Gladys
01:06:46That Cuban woman who grabbed your mother by the neck
01:06:48Do you remember?
01:06:49No
01:06:49Well, of course you'll remember.
01:06:51You were very little
01:06:52Yeah
01:06:53Well, my father
01:06:54Oh, daughter
01:06:56Do you need money?
01:06:57TRUE?
01:06:59How much do you want?
01:07:01Two thousand one hundred euros for the mortgage
01:07:03Okay, that's fine.
01:07:03Two thousand five hundred
01:07:05And that's how we paid Paqui
01:07:06Two thousand five hundred
01:07:07No no
01:07:08We rounded it up to ten thousand
01:07:09To my little girl and her boy
01:07:11May they lack nothing
01:07:12When are you getting married?
01:07:16Things aren't going well with Nieves
01:07:18You're still stuck here
01:07:21I already noticed furtive glances at the meetings.
01:07:24That's why when we crossed paths on the stairs
01:07:26You used to pass by, brushing against me.
01:07:29Yes, that was why.
01:07:30I've tried to forget about you
01:07:32But this is too strong
01:07:34Why don't we do something crazy?
01:07:36Now
01:07:36Is my sister home?
01:07:38No, that's not it.
01:07:39I say let's run away together
01:07:41I have a friend
01:07:42Ship's Captain
01:07:43That he would marry us tomorrow
01:07:45Shall we rub against each other?
01:07:46On a cruise?
01:07:48Almost
01:07:48It's a tuna boat
01:07:49But my friend has white hair
01:07:51Like the one about vacations at sea
01:07:53How exciting!
01:07:56What if we're not compatible in bed?
01:07:58Let's take it one step at a time
01:08:00That's after the wedding
01:08:02Sorry
01:08:02It's because of seeing Lorena Verdon so much
01:08:04I've become very modern
01:08:06I'm going to tell Marisa
01:08:08No, no, no
01:08:09It has to be something secret.
01:08:10Clandestine
01:08:12You get ready
01:08:13That tomorrow at dawn
01:08:14We escaped
01:08:21This is going to work, Andrés
01:08:23I love you
01:08:26Oh
01:08:27Wasn't it a little too soon?
01:08:28Bye
01:08:32Bye
01:08:33Let's see, Mrs. Inés
01:08:34Pull in
01:08:35Come on
01:08:36Marisa
01:08:37Something clandestine just happened to me
01:08:39Marvelous
01:08:40Let's see
01:08:41Mothership calling Vicenta
01:08:43Doesn't it seem a little strange to you?
01:08:46That the War suddenly
01:08:47Will he propose to you?
01:08:49You've been spying on us
01:08:50You've been spying on us
01:08:50Look
01:08:51If you want a topic
01:08:52We're going to come
01:08:53That the Germans
01:08:54Between the sun and the beer
01:08:55They don't even know who they're sleeping with
01:08:57Do you know what's wrong with you?
01:08:58You're jealous
01:08:59You told me to throw in the towel
01:09:00And that in this world
01:09:01I only have you
01:09:02Well, look
01:09:02It turns out there's someone else.
01:09:05And that I always have to do everything myself
01:09:11Are you going to marry Vicenta?
01:09:12It's faster than making a will.
01:09:14I need something to put the house in my name.
01:09:17And then you just have to let nature take its course.
01:09:20Okay, okay
01:09:21If you're clear on it
01:09:22And what about the issue of marital obligations?
01:09:23That?
01:09:24How are you going to approach it?
01:09:25Sex at these ages is secondary.
01:09:27Vicenta is looking for a remote control partner.
01:09:30I know that, you know?
01:09:33Andrés, the door
01:09:35Tomorrow I'm running away with Vicenta
01:09:37If Nieves asks you something
01:09:38He might not even ask.
01:09:39You tell him I've gone to renew my driver's license.
01:09:45War
01:09:45Don't you think you're a little stiff?
01:09:48To go around hitting on women for money?
01:09:50Marisa, I don't know what you're talking about.
01:09:52My intentions with your sister are sincere
01:09:55Honest?
01:09:56Does Nieves already know?
01:09:57Chunga, you're home!
01:09:59Marisa, you don't look well, do you?
01:10:02You didn't catch the virus from Mauri, did you?
01:10:03Yes, yes, yes
01:10:04Now that you mention it
01:10:05It has spots, huh?
01:10:07The problem with my face is chronic.
01:10:08I see you coming, man
01:10:10Let's see
01:10:11I don't have any African virus.
01:10:13It's just measles
01:10:14I invented it to avoid being president
01:10:16I have already confessed
01:10:17You can open
01:10:18Mauri, don't make things worse
01:10:19I know it's hard
01:10:20But you have to act responsibly.
01:10:21Why don't they believe it now?
01:10:23Hey, that's true
01:10:25How can measles be African?
01:10:27The sarandonga would then be
01:10:31I want you to know that as the current leader of the opposition
01:10:33I will do everything I can to make sure this doesn't happen again.
01:10:36Your misfortune will save lives
01:10:39I'm perfectly fine, you bastards!
01:10:41They're open, hurry!
01:10:44Let us out!
01:10:46Marisa
01:10:46You're sick too.
01:10:48What the hell am I going to be wrong with?
01:10:49It's Andrés
01:10:50He wants to get rid of me so he can take my house.
01:10:53He has a very high fever.
01:10:54He doesn't even know what he's saying.
01:10:57That?
01:10:57Mauri, I'm arriving in a taxi.
01:10:59Are you ready?
01:10:59That I know you
01:11:00Yes, yes
01:11:01Don't worry
01:11:01Right now I'm low
01:11:04I jump around the yard
01:11:05I'm going to get the sneakers
01:11:06But you're going to hurt yourself
01:11:07No, they have an air chamber
01:11:09I'll jump with you
01:11:11Hey, do you know if Mauri has money on this card?
01:11:14It just won't pick it up.
01:11:17Scoundrel
01:11:18Okay, Dad.
01:11:19Stop, stop
01:11:20Aren't we getting married?
01:11:21Well, why not?
01:11:22Well, darling, what are you waiting for?
01:11:23You're with a guy who loves you.
01:11:24You're already 30 years old
01:11:26I want grandchildren
01:11:27Everything fits together.
01:11:27What's the problem?
01:11:29Well, we've been dating for a month.
01:11:30Okay, okay
01:11:30I don't want to overwhelm you with the wedding
01:11:31There's no rush.
01:11:32Hey, how was July?
01:11:34Plácido has a lot of concerts in the summer
01:11:36And I want that at your wedding
01:11:37Plácido sings to you
01:11:38Dad
01:11:39If that's the condition for you to lend us the money
01:11:41Well, look, it doesn't matter.
01:11:42And why not?
01:11:44I don't see it as such a bad idea
01:11:45That?
01:11:50Lucia
01:11:52Will you marry me?
01:11:54Carlos
01:11:55You're asking me to marry you right here in front of my father
01:11:58And what about the maid?
01:11:59Don't drag me into this.
01:12:01I don't want to know anything.
01:12:02Will you marry me?
01:12:04The thing is
01:12:05I don't know
01:12:06These things need to be thought through slowly and carefully.
01:12:08Because then it's for life
01:12:09And if not
01:12:10Yes I want
01:12:11Yes I want
01:12:15Perfect
01:12:16Okay, I'm off!
01:12:17Because if Plácido fails me
01:12:18I have to tie up Julio
01:12:19Hey
01:12:20What time is it now in Miami?
01:12:21And it could be Beyoncé
01:12:22We have a friend who would be absolutely thrilled.
01:12:25Of course, man
01:12:26Of course
01:12:26The two of them together
01:12:27An Afro-Latin duet
01:12:30Hey, Carlos
01:12:31I want you to work with me
01:12:32I am building a new housing development on the outskirts
01:12:35Don Rafael's Angels
01:12:37That's me
01:12:38Dad
01:12:39Then I have another project
01:12:41The Archduke's Grove 4
01:12:43We are waiting to burn a mountain
01:12:45Before it is declared a National Park
01:12:46Because if not, that's where we'll end up.
01:12:48They're screwing us over.
01:12:49Clear
01:12:50But it sounds very interesting.
01:12:51Right?
01:12:52Yes, that's great.
01:12:52Well, that's it, Carlos
01:12:53We talked, okay?
01:12:54Okay
01:12:55See you later
01:12:56Goodbye, that's it
01:12:59Carlos
01:13:00Do you really want to marry me?
01:13:03Yes, this is the most beautiful moment of my life
01:13:06You won't tell.
01:13:07In 20 years
01:13:11Lucia
01:13:12Sorry
01:13:12I got a little green earlier
01:13:15But it pisses me off that you're with that loser when you could be with someone else.
01:13:17Oh no, no, no
01:13:18Stop, stop, stop, stop
01:13:20Mood
01:13:20This beginning needs to be softened.
01:13:22Man!
01:13:24Roberto, how long has it been?
01:13:25What are you doing here?
01:13:26Well, there you have it.
01:13:27Lucia asked me for money
01:13:29And since I'm doing very well now, well...
01:13:30No, don't worry.
01:13:31We have made peace
01:13:32And I left it for him.
01:13:33Me, taking out my checkbook
01:13:35Nobody can beat me.
01:13:37Listen
01:13:38I know that you and I have never gotten along very well.
01:13:40Well no
01:13:42But he couldn't help me get back with his daughter.
01:13:44It's because I love her so much
01:13:46Well, now I see it as a bit difficult
01:13:48She's going to marry Carlos
01:13:55He's messing with me, isn't he?
01:13:57Oh, Rafa is such a horndog!
01:14:00That Lucia and...
01:14:03Really?
01:14:04Really?
01:14:05Of course you're invited to the wedding, right?
01:14:07Come on, Roberto
01:14:08Without grudges
01:14:09Hey, don't miss it!
01:14:10Maybe Julio and Beyoncé will perform
01:14:13Men hit me as opening acts.
01:14:14That drove the girl crazy
01:14:20Don't mess with me.
01:14:23Look, Carmen is about to arrive
01:14:25As soon as you hear the curtain
01:14:26You climb on top
01:14:27And you start moving like this
01:14:28Like a butt
01:14:29No, no, no
01:14:30That way I'm more easily accessible
01:14:31Enough to make me want to pull my hair out
01:14:32I'd rather be underneath
01:14:33Come on, take off your clothes and throw them on the floor
01:14:34As if you had been struck by a sudden burst of passion
01:14:36Oh no
01:14:36And if I have to run away, what do I do?
01:14:38Am I going out naked?
01:14:39Belén, a little bit of please
01:14:40It's not a time to go through that narrow
01:14:42Come on, damn it
01:14:42Oh no
01:14:44If I close my eyes
01:14:45And I see her coming in with a knife.
01:14:47Like a psychosis
01:14:47I'm keeping an eye on it.
01:14:48If I see her come in armed
01:14:49Well, I'll let you know.
01:14:50Come on, damn it
01:14:52I'm sorry
01:14:53I'm going home
01:14:55I know how these things end
01:14:57I watch a lot of TV
01:14:58Belén, don't leave me hanging, okay?
01:15:00Well, now I'm going to tell him
01:15:01That we have done it
01:15:02And I'll send it to you home.
01:15:04Oh my God
01:15:04What do I do now?
01:15:06Because I have the feeling
01:15:07I'm going to kill myself
01:15:07If it's just a first one
01:15:08You have to bend your knees
01:15:10And roll like paratroopers
01:15:11Sure, and I'm totally off base.
01:15:12Against the barbecue
01:15:13I don't know.
01:15:14What makes a barbecue?
01:15:15In a common area
01:15:15Hey, if you're scared
01:15:17Don't blame me
01:15:18Mauri, this is absurd
01:15:19You're going to break your leg
01:15:20For not trusting Fernando
01:15:21Look, I've made it up
01:15:22An African disease
01:15:23To avoid being president
01:15:24And they've locked me up
01:15:25In my own house
01:15:26With a gentleman
01:15:26He's eating my pâté
01:15:27My life is completely absurd
01:15:29I have a trick
01:15:30My father used it on me.
01:15:31To teach me how to swim
01:15:32Which?
01:15:36See?
01:15:36It never fails
01:15:38Hello darling
01:15:40What are you doing?
01:15:41Nothing, just here, waiting for you
01:15:43What was that?
01:15:45You were with Belén, right?
01:15:46No, no, no
01:15:47Come on, I don't think so.
01:15:49Sorry, sorry
01:15:50Emilio, I'm leaving you some sneakers
01:15:51In the courtyard
01:15:52Then I'll pick them up.
01:15:53What is this?
01:15:56What are you doing?
01:15:57Carmen, I'm tired of pretending
01:15:59If I'm gay, I'm gay.
01:16:00I was drowning in the closet
01:16:02Are you two together?
01:16:04No!
01:16:05Mauri, this isn't what it seems
01:16:07It doesn't work anymore
01:16:08It's been used in too many movies
01:16:09But then what were you doing with me?
01:16:11I needed you to prevent discrimination
01:16:13It's because of the goalkeepers' union
01:16:14It's like football
01:16:15As soon as you come out of the closet
01:16:16They put you on the bench
01:16:18Well
01:16:20Relax, okay?
01:16:21No problem
01:16:22I understand.
01:16:24Really?
01:16:25Yeah
01:16:25Are you OK?
01:16:26Yes, yes, yes, yes
01:16:28Yes, yes, yes
01:16:30I've been here one day longer, of course.
01:16:33What's going on here?
01:16:35Fernando
01:16:35Forgive me for saying this
01:16:36But I think it's irresponsible.
01:16:38That in your state you think
01:16:39This is our community
01:16:40Which state?
01:16:41We know everything
01:16:42You are the carrier of the African virus.
01:16:44That is infecting us all
01:16:46Four cases have been reported
01:16:47I'm about to call.
01:16:49To the Ministry of Health and Consumer Affairs
01:16:50What the hell are you talking about?
01:16:52I'm perfectly fine.
01:16:52And I've never been to Africa in my life
01:16:55And what disease do these people have?
01:16:57Measles, yes, we told you.
01:17:00Open up now!
01:17:01Have you locked us in here?
01:17:03Mauri! Mauri!
01:17:04He is not being assaulted in the yard through the window
01:17:07Wow, you're still in great shape, huh?
01:17:09Chunga! Open up!
01:17:11I need to talk to you.
01:17:12You stay there until all this is cleared up
01:17:15Let's see if we're going to spread the epidemic.
01:17:17Listen
01:17:17Andrés is causing you trouble.
01:17:19She's going to run away with my sister
01:17:22Lady
01:17:22That you can't mix alcohol with medication
01:17:24Let's see if we can read the prospectuses.
01:17:26Why do you think your boyfriend locked me in here?
01:17:28It's true! Marisa is fine!
01:17:30Open up and I'll tell you everything!
01:17:33I believe it from my ex-husband.
01:17:35Me too
01:17:36But why are you dragging me into this mess?
01:17:37I am something
01:17:38What is it that I haven't told you?
01:17:39Don't worry, Carmen is already tired.
01:17:40The breaks are becoming less frequent.
01:17:45Holy shit, but that's my computer
01:17:47What a bitch!
01:17:48And now that I have my father without Minesweeper
01:17:52With television, no longer
01:17:59It seems he's already gone
01:18:00Of course, there's not much to break in your house
01:18:02Hey, Mauri
01:18:03One little thing
01:18:04That kiss I gave you earlier was fake, huh?
01:18:07I'm telling you this so you don't get your hopes up.
01:18:08People get hooked on me.
01:18:10Don't worry
01:18:11I will try to suppress my instincts
01:18:21You are here
01:18:22A little late, huh?
01:18:23Can anyone tell us what's going on?
01:18:24This man has fooled us all.
01:18:26Creating unnecessary social alarm
01:18:28I challenge all official events.
01:18:30And I request a return to the previous status quo
01:18:32To his unfortunate choice
01:18:33Juan, but what did we agree on?
01:18:35I've relapsed.
01:18:36Okay, I made it all up so I wouldn't have to be president.
01:18:38You can organize a meeting now and criticize me harshly.
01:18:40We're going to a party
01:18:41You have to introduce me to your friends
01:18:43Before they get drunk
01:18:44What parties?
01:18:44You are sick
01:18:45Hey, you didn't do all this, did you?
01:18:47Just because Diego is coming
01:18:48Fernanda, please, I have changed
01:18:50Hey, what about the deadly virus?
01:18:51What have I brought to this community from Africa?
01:18:53The Sarandonga
01:18:54The Sarandonga
01:18:55Go on, come in
01:18:57And on top of that, they go off to have a laugh.
01:18:59Let's party!
01:19:00When I achieve my dream
01:19:01Dismiss all presidents
01:19:03I'm going to set up an internal affairs committee
01:19:05So that these cases do not go unpunished
01:19:07How long did you have measles as a child?
01:19:09I don't remember anymore.
01:19:10Because?
01:19:11Well, because it seems to me
01:19:12You've caught it a little bit
01:19:13Or is it a pimple?
01:19:15Well, that's all I needed.
01:19:16So what are those masks for then?
01:19:18So that the patients don't recognize us
01:19:21Let's see
01:19:27Go
01:19:31Wait, wait, wait, wait
01:19:32I need to talk to you.
01:19:35Hey, look, I don't know what Emilio told you
01:19:37But he told me this afternoon that he was crazy about you
01:19:39For you, yes
01:19:40Well, he even wrote you a poem.
01:19:42Carmen, my treasure, I love you, I adore you
01:19:44The moon over...
01:19:46Emilio is gay
01:19:48That?
01:19:48Yes
01:19:48I caught him with Mauri in goal
01:19:52He was cheating on both of us.
01:19:56Yes, yes, yes, yes
01:20:00Well, what I wouldn't do now is buy this apartment.
01:20:03No?
01:20:03Because why would you suffer?
01:20:05No, I bought it to piss you off.
01:20:07But what's the point now?
01:20:08If we are both victims
01:20:10Now what we need to do is support each other a lot.
01:20:14I'll call you a taxi
01:20:15No, no, no
01:20:16But how can I leave you alone, woman, after that upset?
01:20:19Also, you look
01:20:20Then at four in the morning you get the blues and end up calling a tarot reader
01:20:22No, no, but I don't feel or suffer anymore
01:20:25Isn't that something?
01:20:27That in the end, you and I are going to end up being friends.
01:20:29Weren't you looking for a roommate?
01:20:31Hey?
01:20:33Yeah
01:20:34Well, that's it
01:20:41Ah, you're already there
01:20:42My friend the ship's captain is waiting for us.
01:20:45No, I don't understand
01:20:47Why can't the wedding be tomorrow?
01:20:49I had already ordered Pamela.
01:20:50Well, it has to be tonight.
01:20:52They've located a school of tuna using GPS and they need to leave immediately.
01:20:57But that's almost better; I can't wait any longer.
01:21:00Me neither, love
01:21:04I almost forgot
01:21:05You have to sign something for me
01:21:07What is this?
01:21:08Separation of assets
01:21:09I have commissioned a lawyer to prepare it for us.
01:21:11I don't want you to think I'm marrying you to keep the store
01:21:15No, I don't think so, really.
01:21:16This is very unromantic
01:21:18No way.
01:21:19It's my way of showing you that my love is absolutely sincere.
01:21:23Hey, sign here, where the contracting parties put
01:21:27We need to find the first child right away, okay?
01:21:30So that it will be born at the same time as Letizia and the prince's.
01:21:33Yeah
01:21:33Here they are, about to go on their honeymoon
01:21:36Andrés, I want to hear it from you.
01:21:38Are you going to leave me to marry the one with the bun?
01:21:41So, what's up?
01:21:42We love each other
01:21:43Be happy for us or get out of the way
01:21:44A ship awaits us.
01:21:45Vicenta, who doesn't love you
01:21:47He just wants to take over our house
01:21:48He's the black widower
01:21:51Man
01:21:51I did it for us
01:21:53That way we could live next door.
01:21:56But each one in his own home
01:21:57Like Woody Allen and Mia Farro
01:21:59And look how well they're doing.
01:22:00Yes, they got divorced
01:22:01And he married his daughter
01:22:03With your daughter?
01:22:04Adoptive and Chinese
01:22:05Well, but they're Americans
01:22:06They have lost their values there.
01:22:08What a stab in the back, Andrés!
01:22:10Pack your things and get out of my house right now.
01:22:12No, wait, Nieves
01:22:13That everything can be discussed
01:22:15Because of you I've lost the ability to make men
01:22:17Well, look, lesbian
01:22:18That you're almost more suited to
01:22:19Vicenta, I'm sorry
01:22:21It wasn't my intention to make you
01:22:22Come on!
01:22:24Come on!
01:22:29But when are we leaving?
01:22:32Thank goodness your older sister is here
01:22:33What else?
01:22:37For the umpteenth time, everything is clear.
01:22:39They only have measles
01:22:40Get out of my house and leave me alone
01:22:42What if the virus has mutated or something?
01:22:44Would we be endangering innocent lives?
01:22:47We want to be with Bea
01:22:48We need a doctor nearby
01:22:50I'm a veterinarian.
01:22:52That's also valid
01:22:53We share 95% of our genome with chimpanzees.
01:22:57Besides, I can't move from here right now.
01:22:59Because I'm chatting
01:23:01I am Conchita
01:23:04University
01:23:04I warn you that this is grounds for a complaint
01:23:07This could be considered trespassing.
01:23:08And you think that scares them?
01:23:10Well, it works with normal people, right?
01:23:12Mauri, I remind you that your behavior towards the community has been fraudulent.
01:23:15And that you are obligated to immediately assume your presidential duties
01:23:19Don't pay any attention to him, he's probably delusional.
01:23:20With the fever
01:23:21Look, let's go to your apartment
01:23:23So yes
01:23:23Mauri
01:23:24Are you going to leave them here for me?
01:23:26Look, Bea, call the police
01:23:27I've already called him, he just hasn't come.
01:23:28What a shame
01:23:29And that's what we pay taxes for.
01:23:31Well, you, poops
01:23:33Well, look at you
01:23:34Juan, let's go to bed
01:23:35Are you sick?
01:23:37Mauri, you've lost a friend
01:23:38Nobody lives here
01:23:48Nobody lives here
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