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00:00:22No one can live with you, with you, with you, no one can live with you, not with you, not with you.

00:00:28Dad, don't go downstairs to scrub the second-floor landing, I'm not going to tell you again.

00:00:31I am not registered with social security.

00:00:34If I slip and fall, I'll cause a huge mess in the community.

00:00:38Look, you're done being a social parasite, huh?

00:00:41Goalkeeping is not an all-inclusive option.

00:00:42From now on you're going to have to start earning a living.

00:00:45Emilio, I can't do the dishes, I have chronic tendinitis in my shoulder.

00:00:49Okay, so you're going to do your shopping.

00:00:50There is a 50 euro note in the napkin drawer.

00:00:53No, I had, I've spent it, I had a tanning bed session, I'm sure it's...

00:00:57note.

00:00:57But seriously, you're such a fool, why are you using a tanning bed?

00:01:00Because I'm worth it.

00:01:01Go on, go on, go on, go on, and you'll have to tell me what we're having for dinner tonight.

00:01:04But wait a minute, let me go back through the yard, to see who we're going up to.

00:01:07Let it roll!

00:01:09And then people complain about stress, well, that's my stress.

00:01:15I'm going to take the most refreshing break.

00:01:21Yeah?

00:01:22Yes, Pote.

00:01:24Is Bethlehem there?

00:01:25No, she must be about to return from the dry cleaners.

00:01:29Did you want something?

00:01:30Yes, but I don't think you can help me, because it's something very personal.

00:01:34Come in if you want and wait for her.

00:01:35No, no, no, but I don't want to bother you either, you might be there with your own things.

00:01:39No, no, I was taking advantage of the stationary bike, because now that summer is coming, it's time to wear a bikini.

00:01:44Ah, well yes, yes, because...

00:01:49I don't know what I was going to say, my mind has gone blank.

00:01:52Turn on the TV if you want.

00:01:54Yes, that's for the best.

00:01:57Life is shit, everything is shit, and...

00:02:00How disgusting!

00:02:01Ole and ole, the joy of the house is here.

00:02:03Emilio, I've been fired because of you.

00:02:05The manager has noticed that I left the suits for the wedding.

00:02:08It turns out there were security cameras in the dry cleaners.

00:02:11But what for? So you don't have to bring your irons?

00:02:13And what do you do when you do sports?

00:02:15What more do you want? Get off there.

00:02:17But what difference does it make to you?

00:02:18No, no, that's the last thing I needed, to come home and have you make me feel guilty.

00:02:21This bike is mine.

00:02:22But what if you don't use it?

00:02:23What do you mean, no? What do you mean, no?

00:02:25Look.

00:02:26You should stretch a little more.

00:02:27I don't need it because I did rhythmic gymnastics when I was little.

00:02:31Belén, relax, you're very tense.

00:02:34It's the heat that's driving us all crazy.

00:02:37I love it, let's relax a little.

00:02:38No, I don't want to relax.

00:02:40Leave me alone, I'm doing aerobics.

00:02:42And what are you doing?

00:02:44Aerobics.

00:02:45You're completely crazy.

00:02:46And you, what are you doing to me...?

00:02:48Are you feeling better now?

00:02:49No.

00:02:51Okay, just wait a few minutes while I charge my batteries and we'll do it again.

00:02:54No, Emilio, that's not it.

00:02:56But you don't understand, I'm unemployed again, I don't know what I'm going to do

00:02:59what to do with my life.

00:03:00Well, you never knew, Belén.

00:03:01Yes, but the years go by and I'm getting older and older.

00:03:05Well, 31 going on 32, so it's kind of like when you turned 32.

00:03:10Hey, I'm already sinking on my own, okay? You just keep pushing up.

00:03:13Look, Belén, there are many good things in your life, not that many, but there are some.

00:03:17For example, the orgasmic and emotional aspects, you have those covered, and not everyone can say that.

00:03:24I wanted to go on vacation this summer and I won't have any money.

00:03:29Hey, why don't we go back?

00:03:31Emilio, don't make things worse.

00:03:34Yes, yes, yes, this summer we're going to the beach, you and I, and we're sending everything

00:03:36Fuck it.

00:03:37But what if you don't have money, or vacations?

00:03:40No, no, no, but this is over, okay?

00:03:41I'm issuing an ultimatum at tomorrow's meeting.

00:03:43Either they give me a vacation this year or I'm outta here.

00:03:45Damn it, I want time to take care of ours.

00:03:49But you're serious.

00:03:50Of course, Belén, we have to start being happy now, we deserve it.

00:04:01Hey, this room is an oven, you need to tell Concha to put air conditioning on.

00:04:06Yes, of course, and a hot tub.

00:04:09Honey, move over there a little, you're making me hot.

00:04:12Damn, with the romantic moment, damn.

00:04:16No one can live here, no one can live here, no one can live here.

00:04:20Every day is like this, I couldn't have imagined it when I came here.

00:04:25I was just looking for some peace.

00:04:27I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.

00:04:30No one can live here, no one can live here, no one can live here.

00:04:34No, no, no.

00:04:34No one can live here, no one can live here, no one can live here.

00:04:38No no.

00:04:39The house is full of rumba, I can't find the doorman.

00:04:43The neighbors are watching and listening to me; I can't stand being in this place.

00:04:48If not, if not, if not, if not, if not, if not.

00:04:50Come to the bathroom, cousin, I love you and I'll teach you.

00:04:53Where clowns cry, Paco robs us, and stones are weighed against something that exists.

00:04:58Put it in a cocktail shaker, you in an earthquake and a volcano

00:05:04And you'll have this ladder

00:05:11No one can live here, no one can live here, no one can live here

00:05:15No one lives here, here, here.

00:05:39Honey, breakfast is ready

00:05:41What are you doing?

00:05:42Well, I'm implanting the embryos.

00:05:44Do you know I've grown to like this position?

00:05:46They say it's very good for blood circulation

00:05:48Look, honey, I've been thinking about the bathroom, you know?

00:05:51And I think this is a bit absurd.

00:05:53I'm sure you're too old for pregnancies.

00:05:56Oh, be quiet, you're scaring my eggs!

00:05:59It can be dangerous.

00:06:01You haven't given birth in over 20 years.

00:06:03Your reproductive system is doing something else.

00:06:05Look, there's nothing better to start the morning than being told how old you are!

00:06:09Does it give you the energy to face life?

00:06:12No, no, darling, please understand me

00:06:14You look great!

00:06:16You are possibly at the pinnacle of your beauty

00:06:22Now is when the feeling of guilt hits you

00:06:24And you want to suck up to me.

00:06:26But I don't care, yes

00:06:27Well, let there be alternatives to biological motherhood.

00:06:30We could adopt a child

00:06:32Ugh, what a mess

00:06:34Well, José Miguel could really use a little brother to help him mature.

00:06:36Someone to be held accountable for

00:06:38Someone to take care of

00:06:39Okay, calm down, just the right amount of brown-nosing

00:06:41You have lost all right to an opinion.

00:06:43You go to your summer workbook, I'll correct it for you later.

00:06:45Okay, Dad.

00:06:46Do you understand the meaning of the word vacation?

00:06:49I should be at the beach, not doing this crap.

00:06:51Forgive me, but this booklet is very enjoyable.

00:06:53With a fantastic presentation

00:06:55Many children love it

00:06:56Well, there have to be sick people everywhere.

00:06:58Besides, don't you understand that I need to relieve the stress from the entire course?

00:07:02But what stress?

00:07:03If you have been out of school for months

00:07:04Yeah, man, but with stress

00:07:07Because I was in the middle of a very large school void

00:07:09Well, we were talking about the adoption issue

00:07:12It really gets on my nerves, you know?

00:07:14Yes, look, nativity

00:07:15The anesthesiologist has adopted a Vietnamese girl

00:07:19Three years of management

00:07:20It cost him 12,000 euros

00:07:21He had to go there six times.

00:07:23He got lost in a rice plantation

00:07:26No, no, no, darling

00:07:27But I'm referring to adopting a Spanish child.

00:07:29Then we're going to see a friend I have at the social services department

00:07:32Let's see if we can pull this off.

00:07:33And while I'm at it, a surprise visit to Natalia and the Rastafarians

00:07:36Ugh, how annoying

00:07:37If you adopt a Russian girl like Kurnikova, I don't care

00:07:40Give me the booklet

00:07:41I haven't finished.

00:07:42Still

00:07:43But I haven't finished.

00:07:44I haven't finished.

00:07:47Josemi, Josemi, Josemi

00:07:49Here comes the little piece

00:07:51Come on

00:07:52Let's see if you can give us their honeymoon as a gift.

00:07:54Put on a brave face

00:07:55At this point, what we have

00:07:59Oh, Lucia

00:08:00How are you, beautiful?

00:08:02And we're going up to see you

00:08:04Thank you very much, it's not necessary.

00:08:05I can get through this on my own.

00:08:07What a shame about the marriage

00:08:09I don't even have time to cut the cake

00:08:11Yes, yes, I have an appointment with the Guinness people tomorrow.

00:08:14To take a picture for the rich man

00:08:15Don't be silly

00:08:17If you feel lonely

00:08:18Get off with us

00:08:20Sure, look

00:08:20A chinchón and a cinquillo

00:08:22And all your sorrows disappear

00:08:24Or you forget them

00:08:25That in total it's the same

00:08:26I know what it feels like after a breakup

00:08:28I was by Marisa's side when Manolo left her

00:08:31If he keeps bothering me here

00:08:33Wow, thank you very much.

00:08:34Thank you so much for your support

00:08:35But I have to leave because my ice cream is melting.

00:08:40But how did you bring up the topic of travel?

00:08:43Concha, it wasn't the right time.

00:08:44But when will it be?

00:08:45I think the flight is tomorrow.

00:08:48Go in and bake her a cake

00:08:49Lucía was on a diet

00:08:50She no longer needs to get into her wedding dress

00:08:53Come on

00:08:58Hey Lucia, how are you?

00:08:59How's your drama going?

00:09:01I want you to know that as president of this our community

00:09:04Anything you need

00:09:05Juan, I'm feeling great.

00:09:07Thank you so much, really.

00:09:08But what I don't want is for it to happen every time I go up these stairs.

00:09:10This becomes a Via Crucis of compassion

00:09:12Well, of course not

00:09:14Leave her alone, Juan

00:09:15The poor thing has enough to deal with.

00:09:18Imagine you're going to your wedding with all the excitement in the world.

00:09:20And you find out at the banquet

00:09:22That your husband has cheated on you

00:09:23In front of your family

00:09:25The neighbors

00:09:28See?

00:09:28Look what you've achieved

00:09:31Ale, ale, ale, ale

00:09:32Yes, yes, it's over now.

00:09:34Life is cyclical.

00:09:36There are cycles that are

00:09:37Pluf

00:09:38And there are cycles that are

00:09:39Uuuh

00:09:39And it's true that there are more cycles than you're feeling.

00:09:41That...

00:09:42Uuuh

00:09:43But anyway, one step at a time

00:09:45At the next meeting

00:09:48I'll suggest you get a special discount

00:09:50In the next installment

00:09:51Of 3.5%

00:09:52Uuuh

00:09:53What a thoughtful touch!

00:09:55Bye

00:09:58And why 3.5%?

00:10:01I don't know

00:10:01That's a lot.

00:10:03No no

00:10:04Those things are very delicate.

00:10:05I don't want to upset the neighbors

00:10:073%

00:10:12Hello

00:10:13I was here

00:10:13Are you almost there?

00:10:14Hey...

00:10:15No, no, no, no

00:10:15I'm keeping this

00:10:16It'll only take a moment.

00:10:20Take

00:10:21You gave me these CDs

00:10:22For Valentine's Day

00:10:23So you can take them with you.

00:10:24Lucia

00:10:25Is there any possibility of...?

00:10:27Well, what if we sit down and talk...

00:10:29No way

00:10:31You seem annoyed.

00:10:32Me?

00:10:33No no

00:10:34No way.

00:10:34It's because I have a minor hormonal imbalance.

00:10:36Because on my wedding day

00:10:37I was cheated on.

00:10:38But nothing more

00:10:39Well

00:10:40Well, when you get over it

00:10:42Talk later

00:10:43Come on

00:10:43In 2050 we will talk

00:10:46Well

00:10:46We can have coffee on Mars

00:10:48Hey?

00:10:50Water

00:10:55Nice door, huh?

00:10:56There is no sound.

00:10:58Quality battleship

00:11:00How are you?

00:11:04What did he tell you?

00:11:05That?

00:11:05Has it crawled a lot?

00:11:06Get a divorce there

00:11:07Ask him for everything he has

00:11:08If you have nothing

00:11:09That's why

00:11:09That sucks even more.

00:11:10I don't know.

00:11:11I don't even know how I'm leaving you.

00:11:12It will be on my front door!

00:11:14You are?

00:11:15Bastards

00:11:15But why didn't you tell me?

00:11:16That he had hooked up with someone else?

00:11:17But I wanted to tell you.

00:11:19I swear

00:11:19They wouldn't let me.

00:11:20No, sorry.

00:11:20I had the exclusive.

00:11:21The thing is, she said

00:11:22That it wasn't our business.

00:11:23The law of silence

00:11:24It was voted on in the meeting

00:11:25It is recorded in the minutes

00:11:26Look, since when

00:11:27Things are taken into account

00:11:28What are they saying at the meeting?

00:11:29Huh, damn it?

00:11:29Are you my friends?

00:11:31I'm going through

00:11:32The worst days of my life

00:11:3390% of the guests

00:11:34They called me

00:11:35And they've all used

00:11:36The word poor thing

00:11:37Except for my father

00:11:38What did he tell me?

00:11:38I warned you with the paintbrush

00:11:39Now the only thing

00:11:40What I'm missing

00:11:41It's about Carlos coming.

00:11:41With a bouquet of flowers

00:11:53And then the photographer showed up.

00:11:54And I had to pay for the photos

00:11:56Thank goodness the guy from the video didn't come.

00:11:57Yes, he has come

00:11:58It's because you didn't open the door

00:11:59We have only bought from us

00:12:01That?

00:12:01That I had gotten lost

00:12:02Halfway through the fight

00:12:03Carmen was in the bathroom vomiting

00:12:04And Belén with Emilio in the limousine

00:12:06Well, your mother gets stuck

00:12:07A great steak with Andrés Guerra

00:12:10Have you already seen it?

00:12:12Yes, but let's go

00:12:13We'll give it to you as a gift.

00:12:14Hey, you're wearing that

00:12:15A night of impact

00:12:15And they give you a little money, huh?

00:12:16You don't have to do anything

00:12:17They come to get him

00:12:18It's not that you're a bunch of traitors

00:12:20Come on, you're just little pets.

00:12:21That the old women from the first floor

00:12:23Old women!

00:12:23No offense, okay?

00:12:26Marisa!

00:12:28Lucia, stay calm

00:12:28We are here to help you

00:12:30Me too

00:12:31Use the feminine form to include me

00:12:33Oh, no

00:12:34Thanks a lot

00:12:34I don't need you anymore

00:12:35I've gotten over it all.

00:12:37Starting today

00:12:37I renounce men

00:12:38And I renounce love.

00:12:39Out!

00:12:40Take advantage, you fool.

00:12:40This is your moment

00:12:41Carmen, please

00:12:44Hey...

00:12:45Lucia, I don't know

00:12:45If you know

00:12:46That I'm back with Emilio

00:12:47So, like you

00:12:48You're not going on your honeymoon anymore.

00:12:49Well, I had thought

00:12:50Maybe

00:12:51You were looking forward to it

00:12:52That it was Emilio and me

00:12:53If that trip is going to be missed

00:12:55If not, woman

00:12:57Well, no

00:12:58He hasn't told me

00:12:59She looks angry

00:13:00That was within the expected parameters

00:13:02So, what do we do now?

00:13:03But what bothers me is

00:13:04It's because she's angry with us.

00:13:05When is this to blame?

00:13:06All the neighbors have it

00:13:07Well, we need to have an urgent meeting.

00:13:09And that's it.

00:13:09We all need to help her.

00:13:10Hey, are you catching him?

00:13:11A vice of meetings?

00:13:12Yeah

00:13:12And now

00:13:13Since I'm on vacation

00:13:14I should have suspended more people

00:13:15I've messed up

00:13:16I am the biggest piece of shit on this planet

00:13:18I'm a loser

00:13:19An idiot

00:13:20An idiot

00:13:21A piece of shit

00:13:22A...

00:13:22Hey, you can stop me whenever you want, right?

00:13:24For now, we agree on everything.

00:13:26Look, kid

00:13:27Better than your marriage

00:13:28You've screwed up now

00:13:29That in 35 years

00:13:30With children involved

00:13:31And with life thrown away

00:13:33Look

00:13:33You already have the first paragraph

00:13:35For your biography

00:13:35Put a reflection on the child

00:13:36That's funny

00:13:38Paco

00:13:38What did I tell you?

00:13:39Put on your mask

00:13:40Damn, I'm so pissed off.

00:13:41I don't care

00:13:42And when a customer enters

00:13:43You jump

00:13:44And you climb onto the counter

00:13:45Yes of course

00:13:45And I take the movie

00:13:46With the spider web

00:13:47It doesn't bother you

00:13:47Carlos, uncle

00:13:48No, you don't pay for your emotional frustrations

00:13:50With the poor

00:13:50Paco

00:13:50And it's not true

00:13:51You're right

00:13:52Because it's all the fault of her

00:13:53Roberto has it

00:13:54It has ruined Lucia's life

00:13:56And now she has a broken marriage.

00:13:57When could she be happily married to me?

00:13:58Or with me

00:13:59The thing is, the girl

00:14:00He doesn't know how to choose.

00:14:01I have been the man of her life

00:14:02From school

00:14:03Fuck

00:14:03You've just been a stumble.

00:14:04Because he was so small

00:14:06He was nowhere to be seen

00:14:06You're a big mouth.

00:14:08So, a fucking snitch

00:14:09Ana's

00:14:10I was going to explain it to him.

00:14:11When I saw the moment

00:14:12Clear

00:14:13Look, Roberto

00:14:13That's your problem, with your conscience.

00:14:14I hope you can sleep well at night

00:14:16And you put on your mask

00:14:20Fuck

00:14:21The fuss that's been made over a kiss

00:14:22You're just stupid, mate.

00:14:24Once placed

00:14:24Consummate the act

00:14:25That you'll regret it later

00:14:26In the nursing home

00:14:27While you're drooling

00:14:28Above the brand

00:14:29Sure, dude

00:14:30Take advantage and go for Ana

00:14:31She's gorgeous

00:14:31No, no, no

00:14:32I don't want to make things worse

00:14:34Ah, they could be worse.

00:14:36Hey?

00:14:37No

00:14:37Well, that's it

00:14:38As the Romans said

00:14:40Carpe diem

00:14:42Dissertation

00:14:43No

00:14:43Make the most of the day

00:14:44Well, that's it

00:14:47Behold

00:14:47Fiji Islands

00:14:48Independent Republic of the South Pacific

00:14:51It comprises more than 300 islands and islets

00:14:54And will we have time to see them all in 10 days?

00:14:57Look, the largest island is called Vitilebu

00:14:59If we get lost, we'll stay there.

00:15:00But who said that Lucia is going to give you your honeymoon trip as a gift?

00:15:03Really

00:15:04You look like carrion birds

00:15:05Let's see, let's see

00:15:06Everything in its own time.

00:15:07That's why I prepare an agenda.

00:15:09Let's begin the meeting

00:15:11Turn off your mobile phones

00:15:13And close your tourist guides

00:15:14Thank you so much

00:15:15First point

00:15:16Emilio Delgado's petition

00:15:17To have a month of vacation

00:15:18From this very day, the 15th

00:15:20Tenegado

00:15:21Let's talk about the trip

00:15:22Eh, eh, eh

00:15:22One moment

00:15:23I've been here for almost nine years

00:15:24And I haven't had a vacation.

00:15:25That's enough, isn't it?

00:15:26Let the last time I start on a beach

00:15:28The Frigodedo hadn't been invented yet.

00:15:29And what does he want?

00:15:30If you take vacations all year round

00:15:32They don't lift a finger.

00:15:34Let's see, shell, attitude

00:15:36Please

00:15:37I think Emilio

00:15:38He was to remain at his post

00:15:40At least until Paqui returns

00:15:42It's true

00:15:43And where is Paqui?

00:15:44Vacation

00:15:45Ah, so she gets it but I don't.

00:15:47I'm going to shit on everything that can be shitted

00:15:49Calm down, calm down

00:15:50No, don't worry, Mr. Juan

00:15:51I'm fed up.

00:15:52In this community I am being exploited and squeezed dry

00:15:54That they're going to leave me in the semen

00:15:55Emilio, for God's sake!

00:15:56I'm letting him know.

00:15:58Of those present

00:15:59I've been given a month's vacation right now.

00:16:01Or I become inalienably discharged

00:16:04Unfailing

00:16:04Well, that too.

00:16:05Come on, I'm leaving.

00:16:08I, as a tenant of the third B

00:16:10I protest the treatment the goalkeeper is receiving.

00:16:12Of course, she's defending him because she just got back together with him.

00:16:15Radiopatio, all news

00:16:17You kept that quiet, didn't you?

00:16:20It just happened so suddenly

00:16:21I heard noises upstairs yesterday

00:16:23But I forgot to tell you.

00:16:24Come on, let's give poor Emilio a vacation

00:16:26I don't even know how people stand it

00:16:27Maybe with a bit of luck he'll even take his father with him.

00:16:30No, no, no

00:16:31But then who's going to clean the stairs?

00:16:33Well, Mariano already has some experience.

00:16:36No, no, as if I hadn't said anything.

00:16:38Well, we'll manage somehow.

00:16:40Next item on the agenda

00:16:42I don't understand this point, but

00:16:44Precarious emotional situation of the owner of third A

00:16:47Due to disappointment in marriage

00:16:48That's fine, of course, Gregorio

00:16:50There, there

00:16:51Who's going to get the dick trip?

00:16:53But anyway, let's see

00:16:54The journey is the least important thing.

00:16:55It's about helping a neighbor and a friend who are going through a terrible time.

00:16:58Look how the lesbians in the second room are clearly turned on by dicks

00:17:01Ma'am, I'm not a lesbian

00:17:03I'm talking to you

00:17:05If you're getting annoyed, it means something's up.

00:17:06Okay, please, I need the floor.

00:17:08Instead of thinking about how to plunder Lucia

00:17:10We should all do something to make him feel better

00:17:12Votes to beat up Roberto

00:17:14Marisa, please

00:17:16Man, as you all said

00:17:17It's all Schiffer's fault

00:17:20It's the flight attendant who brought the slut into her house

00:17:22And that's what caused everything.

00:17:24Well, maybe thanks to her someone will go on a trip

00:17:27It's true

00:17:28That girl is worth a lot.

00:17:30Oh, I've always said that

00:17:31She is very serious, very formal

00:17:33Hey, why don't we throw a surprise party for Lucia?

00:17:37It's nonsense.

00:17:38But these things are always very exciting.

00:17:40Look, that's fine.

00:17:41An act of neighborly solidarity and emotional bonding

00:17:44Of course

00:17:45That'll surely soften him up and give us the trip

00:17:47Look, we organized the party selflessly.

00:17:50And if Lucía wants to thank us later

00:17:51Giving us the trip

00:17:52Well, welcome!

00:17:54That's how we do it

00:17:54We kill each other and the two who survive go on a trip

00:17:57Gregorio points

00:17:58Extraordinary expense

00:18:00Banners, balloons, streamers and more for Fernalia Festiva

00:18:03I should warn you that we're not exactly flush with cash, okay?

00:18:05That's your problem.

00:18:06Earn your salary

00:18:07Okay, Carlos will take care of entertaining Lucia.

00:18:09And in the meantime, we'll go into your house to set up the event.

00:18:12The session is adjourned.

00:18:15Emilio

00:18:15That vacations give you

00:18:17So you go together, right?

00:18:28Thank you so much for insisting

00:18:29It's been really good to get some fresh air.

00:18:31Yes, sometimes you act tough

00:18:33And from time to time it's good to lean on others

00:18:36No, you need help.

00:18:38No, it's just that I don't like ice cream.

00:18:40I have sensitive gums

00:18:41Why are you buying it?

00:18:43Well, I don't know.

00:18:45For...

00:18:45I don't know why in the 21st century

00:18:47These things can continue to melt

00:18:49Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it

00:18:50I'll throw it to you.

00:18:51Because the way Emilio sees you, he'll kill you.

00:18:55I'm a pig

00:18:57Here comes the cake

00:19:01They're here, they're coming up

00:19:02Yes, I can't give myself a micromassage

00:19:05Marisa, please get dressed

00:19:06This raid is for a good cause

00:19:08Thefts, which are very common

00:19:10Grab the posters, go

00:19:11Oh, my poster, my poster, my poster

00:19:14Oh dear, I'm getting all worked up.

00:19:16Ma'am, what are you doing?

00:19:18This could get ruined for them.

00:19:20Come on, everyone to your surprise positions

00:19:21Damn, the things you have to do for a trip

00:19:23It's not because of the trip

00:19:24Well, it's a combination of things

00:19:28Silence now

00:19:33What I need to do is make a radical change in my life

00:19:36Going to work abroad or something like that

00:19:38No, Lucia, there's no need to exaggerate.

00:19:40After all, this is your life.

00:19:42Your people, your friends

00:19:43I think it's this building, Carlos.

00:19:45I've been here for almost two years

00:19:46And since I arrived, things haven't stopped happening to me.

00:19:48Really

00:19:48And all because of the damn neighbors

00:19:51Deep down

00:19:52Deep down they're good people

00:19:53Nor is it necessary to...

00:19:55They're good people, Carlos, please.

00:19:56Everyone knew that Roberto had cheated on me.

00:19:59And they kept quiet so they could freeload at the wedding.

00:20:01I didn't expect it from the old ones.

00:20:03Because they're three parrots who have nothing better to do.

00:20:05And it's uphill too.

00:20:06Because deep down he's a failure

00:20:07Someone who loves to annoy people.

00:20:09But Belén, Bea and Mauri

00:20:11Damn, they're supposed to be my friends.

00:20:12Yeah

00:20:12Deep down, I deserve it.

00:20:14Because you're stupid

00:20:15Now he's an absurd neurotic

00:20:16And Belén, a pathologically envious person.

00:20:18And she sees a vengeful lesbian

00:20:20She's sworn to get me.

00:20:20Because he flirted with me and I said no.

00:20:22Yes, but...

00:20:23Perhaps...

00:20:24Maybe not now...

00:20:25This is not the time to talk about the neighbors

00:20:27You're right

00:20:27It's best not to waste time

00:20:29And the neighbors can go to hell.

00:20:35It was a surprise party.

00:20:38And what a surprise!

00:20:40Sorry, Lucia

00:20:41Maybe it's not a good idea

00:20:43It's best if we leave

00:20:44Yes, let's go

00:20:45Hey, what do you think of me?

00:20:47Why haven't you said anything about me?

00:20:48No, no, let's see, let's see

00:20:50Don't take it literally.

00:20:52Hey?

00:20:52They read between the lines

00:20:53Look, what you said really hurt us.

00:20:56But if that's what you think

00:20:59Wrap the cake so it doesn't get hard.

00:21:03Wait, wait a moment, please

00:21:05I'm sorry, I'm really sorry

00:21:07I was venting

00:21:08I didn't think about what I was saying.

00:21:10Well, thank goodness, if you ever think about it.

00:21:11I'm sorry, it's just that I've been very paranoid lately.

00:21:14Since the wedding

00:21:15You know, this morning I thought you were all sucking up to me.

00:21:17So that I could give you the trip as a gift

00:21:19This has hurt me more than the other thing, you know.

00:21:21But how could you think such a thing about us?

00:21:23Well, from one of us

00:21:25Hey, Belén asked me directly for the trip

00:21:27Of course, because I'm straightforward.

00:21:29What can you expect from a slut?

00:21:31Look, let's do one thing

00:21:32I'll give it to you, okay?

00:21:33You raffle it off and do whatever you want with it

00:21:36No, if that's what you have to do with that trip

00:21:38Enjoy it yourself

00:21:40If you want, I'll go with you.

00:21:41To give you moral support

00:21:42Without any sentimental intentions

00:21:43I'd prefer any of you to go, really.

00:21:45If I go to the Finchi Islands now

00:21:47No way...

00:21:48Well, we hadn't thought of that.

00:21:49But it's exciting, isn't it?

00:21:51Yes, we already have a catalog

00:21:52Normally, you would tell someone close to you.

00:21:54That he supported you in difficult times

00:21:56That...

00:21:56No, Belén, I don't want favoritism.

00:21:58Let Lucia decide on her own

00:22:00No, no, I have enough on my plate, you know?

00:22:02No, I'll take out the little bills that are here right now.

00:22:06Oh!

00:22:07Oh, I saw it, take that and the party!

00:22:09I'll leave it here on the table.

00:22:12And thank you very much, okay?

00:22:13For the party

00:22:14We'll celebrate another time...

00:22:17Something

00:22:18Hey?

00:22:24Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:22:25I'm sure she's old in first class.

00:22:27Hey, how many stars does the hotel have?

00:22:29Come on, please, let's not lose our composure.

00:22:31The tickets are confiscated until the draw

00:22:34They have to be overcome

00:22:35Vicente, go downstairs and get the Tupperware container.

00:22:39Okay, all the slips of paper are ready.

00:22:41Let it be recorded that I am against it

00:22:44To win this trip

00:22:45Me too

00:22:46We should keep it for ourselves.

00:22:48That's what being older is for.

00:22:50We will no longer see the Fiji Islands

00:22:51They have a better chance

00:22:54When am I going to Fiji?

00:22:55The gay man has money

00:22:56He can afford it.

00:22:58What do you know about the money I have?

00:22:59We opened a letter from the bank for you.

00:23:01By mistake

00:23:02By mistake?

00:23:02Yes, because we thought it belonged to Fernando.

00:23:04And how's he doing today?

00:23:06Okay, let's do the draw.

00:23:08Are you nervous?

00:23:09Okay, in the Tupperware container

00:23:11There are the little slips of paper.

00:23:11With the six houses

00:23:12The attic, the goal

00:23:14And the video store

00:23:14Because in this our community

00:23:16We all count

00:23:17And when I say everyone

00:23:18I'm referring to each one

00:23:19Okay, please

00:23:19The conference afterwards

00:23:21Let's see, an innocent hand

00:23:23Ugh, there's none of that here.

00:23:24Emilio, please

00:23:24Take out the slip of paper.

00:23:26Okay, but then I don't want any hard feelings.

00:23:27Nor ill will from the less fortunate

00:23:29They immediately throw bleach in the yard

00:23:31I'm going to look the other way

00:23:32Andrés, if it's your turn

00:23:34I'll go with you

00:23:35I'm just starting out.

00:23:37A beautiful friendship

00:23:37With Lucia's mother

00:23:40Here's the winner!

00:23:44Attention

00:23:45And the winner is

00:23:50The second B

00:23:53The bun roll is already there

00:23:54I'm going to make myself a pipe

00:23:56Well, all that's left is to congratulate them.

00:23:58To the winners

00:23:58And let us all congratulate ourselves.

00:24:00For sportsmanship

00:24:00With which it has been carried out

00:24:02I'm talking

00:24:02I'm going to die

00:24:03Without him touching me.

00:24:04It's clear.

00:24:05This draw is invalid

00:24:06No notary has been appointed

00:24:08And who does he think he is?

00:24:09That in the telesich

00:24:10Oh dear, I'm so out of luck when it comes to bikinis.

00:24:12But why do you want bikinis?

00:24:14I plan to do double duty

00:24:15I do it in Torremolino

00:24:15I'm not going to do it on the cards.

00:24:16Hey, sometimes he's going to get annoyed

00:24:17Someone from there

00:24:18Hey, rich guy

00:24:19They're really pretty.

00:24:21Belén, don't look at me like that.

00:24:22She is the goddess of fortune.

00:24:23What goddess of fortune?

00:24:25I had given you two

00:24:26That's bad luck too.

00:24:32You're such a fool.

00:24:33Can't you see I was making gestures to you?

00:24:34My little piece of paper was the one that was folded.

00:24:36At the corner

00:24:36And what do I know?

00:24:37The innocent bad one

00:24:38He can't be there

00:24:38Urugando entre los papeles

00:24:40Hello

00:24:41My God

00:24:41A free trip

00:24:42For paradise

00:24:43From the South Seas

00:24:44If it's really true

00:24:45Look, darling

00:24:46Better not to go

00:24:46That's where the French are.

00:24:47They conduct nuclear tests

00:24:48In the atolls

00:24:49Let's see if you're coming back

00:24:50With three tits

00:24:51Get out of here, damn it

00:24:51We just got back

00:24:52And you're already giving me grief

00:24:54What's wrong with you?

00:24:55The honeymoon trip raffle

00:24:57That it hasn't been our turn

00:24:57I think you're jinxed or something.

00:24:59I want to leave Spain

00:25:00But what an obsession

00:25:01By leaving Spain

00:25:02If what people want now is to get in

00:25:04But I told myself that, man.

00:25:05I'll get you some tickets

00:25:07We flight attendants get them for free.

00:25:09Look, I'm ordering them as if they were for myself.

00:25:11And then we do a name change

00:25:12But is that even possible?

00:25:14No, but they do it to me.

00:25:15See?

00:25:15You have to be hot, that's for sure.

00:25:17What do you feel like?

00:25:18Beach?

00:25:19Yes, but outside

00:25:21What I want is to get out...

00:25:22Whether he wants to leave Spain

00:25:23Leaving Spain

00:25:24Do you think Cuba is a good option?

00:25:25Awesome

00:25:26Perfect

00:25:30Talcum powder

00:25:32Security lock

00:25:35Time

00:25:36Take

00:25:3726.9

00:25:38Plus personal brand

00:25:39But we need to train a little more

00:25:41Of course, you can't move your legs that much.

00:25:43This is a team effort.

00:25:45But why are you taking the child?

00:25:47To your mother's house?

00:25:47If you go on a trip

00:25:48What stays here with us?

00:25:49Mauri, because he asked me to.

00:25:51Because he is his grandson and he also has rights

00:25:52Your mother lives with her cats.

00:25:54What if the child is allergic?

00:25:55It's normal for him to stay with us

00:25:57But you go

00:25:58Relax

00:25:59Find yourself a girlfriend from the South Seas

00:26:01That's where Julio Iglesias found Baiteare

00:26:03Yes, and we don't mind taking as much time as it takes.

00:26:05I know, Fernando

00:26:07Thank you very much, huh?

00:26:08Yes, but why doesn't he at least stay here overnight?

00:26:11Because I have to take it with me tonight.

00:26:15Yes, but what about your mother?

00:26:16What does your mother care?

00:26:17He has the cats, right?

00:26:19Yeah, sure, but it's not the same, you know?

00:26:23Fernando

00:26:24Release

00:26:24No?

00:26:25Fernando!

00:26:26But what do I do?

00:26:26Should I call Solomon?

00:26:27Are we going to solve this like civilized homosexuals?

00:26:31Well, sorry, but we already talked about this, right?

00:26:33But why don't we make a calendar with a distribution of hours across several colors?

00:26:37Let Juan Cuesta do it

00:26:39Mauri, why is he a child on a padel court?

00:26:41Furthermore, I decide who Ezequiel stays with; I am his mother.

00:26:44And I have stretch marks to prove it.

00:26:49Okay, so what do we do this afternoon?

00:26:52Who should we take for a walk in the park?

00:26:54To Versace?

00:26:55No, he gets into fights with dogs.

00:26:58Fernando, this is tough, I know.

00:26:59But we have to accept that children eventually leave home

00:27:01Yes, but not at six months.

00:27:04Mauri, I want to adopt a child

00:27:06I believe this is the moment

00:27:07Okay, fine

00:27:08Let's find Ezekiel an exotic brother

00:27:11I'm going to ask

00:27:12Where are these things done?

00:27:13Yes, but it's not that easy, you know?

00:27:15Gay couples still cannot adopt

00:27:17Damn, why not?

00:27:18Equal rights now

00:27:19We are currently demonstrating on the landing

00:27:21No, it's okay.

00:27:23Adopt a child or one of the two

00:27:24So when the new adoption law is approved

00:27:27The other joins in order to have the same rights

00:27:28Ah, very well, then I adopt

00:27:30And then you, whenever it's your turn.

00:27:32No, no, Mauri, it's just that I think I have a better chance

00:27:35I'm seen as more...

00:27:36More gay?

00:27:37No, I don't know, more stable, more fatherly, right?

00:27:39In other words, less gay

00:27:40Mauri, Mauri, look, these people are such pains in the asses

00:27:42No, you have less of a chance.

00:27:44Of course, you're mine, Farro.

00:27:45Since you have already adopted twelve

00:27:46You know the procedure, right?

00:27:55Hello

00:27:55What do you want?

00:27:57No, nothing

00:27:57Well, given everything that's happened

00:28:00Well, here I am

00:28:01What does that mean?

00:28:03Do you want us to go out?

00:28:04No, no, no, no, no

00:28:05We'll take it one step at a time.

00:28:06Because I just got out of a relationship

00:28:07If you want, we can meet tonight.

00:28:08No

00:28:10What do you mean, no?

00:28:11If you told me you liked me

00:28:12Roberto, I just don't trust you

00:28:14You just cheated on your girlfriend

00:28:16Just before you marry her

00:28:17Yes, damn it, but with you

00:28:18That proves a lot of things.

00:28:19It should be valued.

00:28:20You lied to me

00:28:22You didn't even tell me you had a girlfriend

00:28:23As if you were going to get married

00:28:25Imagine what they must be thinking now

00:28:26My neighbors

00:28:27Well, you're another slut.

00:28:29Lady

00:28:30Put on the scorned one

00:28:31We're recording it!

00:28:34Ann

00:28:34I believe there is a feeling

00:28:36What we cannot do is...

00:28:37Look, I know guys like you

00:28:39I know I may seem like you now

00:28:40The most wonderful woman in the world

00:28:42We would have three amazing months

00:28:44Kissing each other passionately

00:28:45Without getting out of bed

00:28:46Okay, whatever you think.

00:28:47But with time

00:28:49You would end up sleeping together

00:28:50With any other

00:28:51With Bethlehem or...

00:28:52No, no, no, no

00:28:53I've already slept with Belén

00:28:54Do you see it?

00:28:55You're the classic cheater by nature.

00:28:57Let's see, let's see, let's see

00:28:58You're making a movie out of nothing.

00:28:59That it is not

00:29:00I am faithful even when single.

00:29:02Since I broke up with Lucia

00:29:03Nine months ago

00:29:03Do you know how many women I've slept with?

00:29:05With a

00:29:07Well, including Belén

00:29:09Two

00:29:09But I never tell it.

00:29:10Also, I'm sorry

00:29:12I can't be with a married man.

00:29:13And now you're married

00:29:15Just a moment, just a moment

00:29:17That can be fixed

00:29:18Well, fix it.

00:29:19We'll see.

00:29:23No, don't mess with me

00:29:28Natalia

00:29:29I am your father

00:29:30Open

00:29:32Why is it taking so long?

00:29:34Hey?

00:29:34Juan

00:29:36Relax

00:29:36You need to be aware

00:29:38That Natalita is looking for herself

00:29:40It will be a student apartment

00:29:41With all that it entails

00:29:42At the level of, well

00:29:43Of everything

00:29:44But what if I can't come?

00:29:46In a better attitude

00:29:46I just want to give you the good news.

00:29:48We're going to adopt a child

00:29:49He's going to have a little brother

00:29:51Already

00:29:55Man

00:29:57Forward

00:30:00How are you?

00:30:00Oh, how cool!

00:30:02Okay, so what?

00:30:06Do you like the apartment?

00:30:07Yes, yes, very welcoming.

00:30:08It shows it's been lived in.

00:30:10When are the people from Home and Garden coming?

00:30:11Let's take the photos?

00:30:12Juan

00:30:41Dad, it's really cheap

00:30:42Cool dad

00:30:47Hello

00:30:49Penciled is a bit, man

00:30:50How are you?

00:30:51Hello

00:30:51Well then, I'll leave you, Juan.

00:30:53Don't bother them

00:30:54They're minding their own business.

00:30:55Good vibes, huh?

00:30:57Good luck on your exams

00:31:03What's wrong, Juan?

00:31:05I don't know

00:31:05I felt a little dizzy

00:31:06Dad, sit down

00:31:07Yeah

00:31:07Have you had breakfast?

00:31:08Yes, yes

00:31:09Clear

00:31:09But the thing is...

00:31:11Juan!

00:31:12For God's sake

00:31:13Do you drink your orange juice that fast?

00:31:16But go for it, man

00:31:18What nonsense, suddenly

00:31:20The thing is...

00:31:21What is it?

00:31:22One, one

00:31:24Breathe, Juan

00:31:27What a terrible injustice, damn it!

00:31:29Lesbians in Fiji

00:31:31And we were on land

00:31:32There is so little respect in this community.

00:31:33For the elderly

00:31:34We are mistreated and abused here.

00:31:36That we are three poor, defenseless old women

00:31:39With how attentive and affectionate they are

00:31:41We are with everyone

00:31:42Cake up

00:31:43Cake down

00:31:44Okay, calm down.

00:31:45Something could happen to Carmen and Bea

00:31:47And they can't go on a trip

00:31:49And what's going to happen to them?

00:31:50Damn, that's what we need to think about now.

00:31:52Oh, we'll do it for you.

00:31:54Oh, for whatever reason, just hurry up.

00:31:56The plane leaves in 24 hours

00:31:58You can't travel without a passport, right?

00:32:00The office now belongs to the European Union

00:32:02I don't know, that really gets me going.

00:32:06Fernando, I just don't understand.

00:32:07How were you able to put your name on the form?

00:32:09I'm going to take another one

00:32:10Wait a minute

00:32:11Sit down

00:32:12Mauri, we played odds and evens

00:32:14And did I win?

00:32:15Yes, but it doesn't work for me.

00:32:16This has to be done in a best-of-three format.

00:32:17Like in tennis matches

00:32:19And if it's important

00:32:19Best of five

00:32:20Just like at Roland Garros

00:32:21Come on, odd or even

00:32:23What difference does it make to you?

00:32:23But I'm sure it will happen very soon.

00:32:25Congress approves a new adoption law

00:32:26Please, Fernando

00:32:27They are members of parliament

00:32:28How can you trust those people?

00:32:30Then something happens to you

00:32:31And I am left with no rights over the child

00:32:32And what has to happen to me?

00:32:34Well, a lot of things

00:32:35Or don't you know that every three minutes

00:32:36Does anyone die from slipping in the bathtub?

00:32:39Is that a threat?

00:32:40No, it's a statistic.

00:32:42Well, look, they're about to call me

00:32:43I wrote on the paper that I have a girlfriend

00:32:45So let's try to hide it a little.

00:32:46But why did you put that?

00:32:47Because we have more possibilities

00:32:49If we still can't adopt

00:32:50It's clear that it's because gay people

00:32:51We don't have a good reputation as parents.

00:32:53Forgive me, but a study conducted

00:32:55At the University of Houston

00:32:56It clearly states that when the child is raised

00:32:57In an environment...

00:32:58Fernando Lavarro, please

00:32:59Yes, yes, yes

00:33:00Wait for me here, I'll be right back

00:33:01No, I'll come in with you.

00:33:02Auri

00:33:02I'm your brother-in-law, damn it!

00:33:03What a silly headache

00:33:05I've gotten

00:33:06But what are you doing here?

00:33:08Ah, well

00:33:09That we were going to pay the road tax

00:33:11And there was a long queue.

00:33:12And we have come to adopt a child.

00:33:14That

00:33:15But if you're gay

00:33:19Poor things

00:33:19I didn't want to disappoint them

00:33:21But I didn't stand a chance.

00:33:23We came plugged in

00:33:25Juan Cuesta, please

00:33:26Come in here

00:33:34That's it, guys.

00:33:35For tomorrow afternoon

00:33:36You have two places for Havana

00:33:40Uncle, I love you

00:33:41I don't care that you're very drunk

00:33:44Emilio, we're going to Cuba.

00:33:46We can go and visit the house

00:33:47Where Dino was born

00:33:48I'm sure a tour or something will fall through.

00:33:50Remember

00:33:51Passport and two hours before

00:33:52At the airport to check in

00:33:54And you can wait in the VIP lounge

00:33:56Yeah

00:33:56Well, I'm going to buy cream and things

00:33:59Well

00:33:59And a trikini

00:34:00Which is very fashionable this season

00:34:02Oh, Emilio!

00:34:03We're going to Cuba!

00:34:05I'm so glad you're back!

00:34:07You make a great couple

00:34:08Look, finally someone is telling us.

00:34:10Hey, Ana

00:34:11The thing is, I've never been on a plane.

00:34:12Is that really scary?

00:34:14No way?

00:34:14So it flies and doesn't fall

00:34:16No no

00:34:16For a plane to crash

00:34:18Oh my god

00:34:19A lot of things have to happen

00:34:20It's very safe

00:34:21Okay, okay, okay

00:34:22It's just that I don't know

00:34:23The only slightly dangerous moment

00:34:25It's takeoff

00:34:25Because you're running on empty.

00:34:27And there is a point of no return

00:34:28Either you take off or you crash.

00:34:30Oh, really?

00:34:31Yes, look

00:34:31Once upon a time

00:34:32As soon as it took off

00:34:33An engine stopped.

00:34:34And we had to do

00:34:34An emergency landing

00:34:36Well

00:34:36And heading towards Sao Paulo

00:34:37We grabbed a bag

00:34:38Hot air

00:34:39AND

00:34:40Whoa!

00:34:41We fell a kilometer all at once

00:34:43One kilometer down?

00:35:14Yes, yes, yes, they turned off

00:35:16Prepared to make an emergency landing

00:35:18And how does the pilot warn the cars?

00:35:19So that they will be removed?

00:35:20Does it beep on them?

00:35:21Are they stalling?

00:35:22But come on, just relax.

00:35:23That's nonsense.

00:35:24Flying is very safe

00:35:26Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay

00:35:29There are parachutes in the seats, right?

00:35:31No

00:35:31There are cologne catalogs

00:35:33And bags in case you vomit

00:35:34Ah, of course.

00:35:35Much more practical

00:35:37Dick

00:35:41I am a teacher

00:35:42I've dedicated my whole life to children

00:35:44And is Isabel a nurse?

00:35:46I can think of few environments more suitable for an adoption.

00:35:51But are you married?

00:35:53Divorced?

00:35:54Well, each one of their own.

00:35:56Logically

00:35:57Yes, but we have created a strong family unit.

00:35:59That both our children and our exes

00:36:01They have accepted it wonderfully

00:36:03His ex-wife is in a coma

00:36:04That makes things much easier.

00:36:09But they will be registered as a couple, in fact.

00:36:12Well, actually, we're a couple

00:36:14But not yet formalized

00:36:15We tried to get married, but it wasn't possible

00:36:17Let's see if

00:36:18Next time

00:36:20That complicates things a bit

00:36:22Furthermore, here we try to give priority

00:36:24To slightly younger couples

00:36:28Well, I'm a very good friend of Sebas.

00:36:30Do you know him?

00:36:31No

00:36:32Yes, woman

00:36:32Sebastian Dominguez

00:36:34Second floor

00:36:34He's lived here all his life

00:36:35No

00:36:35A big one with ears on his neck

00:36:37Juan

00:36:39Leave him alone, because he doesn't know him, no.

00:36:41To adopt Spanish children under three years old

00:36:43The waiting list is very long

00:36:45From that age onwards

00:36:46It's much easier and much faster.

00:36:48Man, if I give myself three years

00:36:49He's five, it's okay.

00:36:50Why are you missing out on such beautiful moments?

00:36:52Like when they start walking

00:36:53But come on

00:36:54Walking at three years old?

00:36:56What's happening?

00:36:56I liked being carried in someone's arms

00:36:58Hey, everyone starts walking

00:36:59Whenever he feels like it

00:37:00What kind of relationship have I been told exists between you?

00:37:02I am his brother-in-law

00:37:03Yes, yes, it's just that my girlfriend couldn't come.

00:37:05No, this is very hard for her.

00:37:07Because she cannot have children

00:37:09He can't, he can't

00:37:10Fallopian tube problem

00:37:11All genetic

00:37:12Yes, but she's very excited about the baby.

00:37:14Are you gay?

00:37:16Come on

00:37:16No

00:37:17Yeah

00:37:18A bit

00:37:20Don't worry

00:37:21Me too

00:37:22This is done

00:37:23Besides, I currently have a perfect child for you.

00:37:27The judge will approve the adoption first thing tomorrow morning.

00:37:29And you'll have it at home by midday.

00:37:31So fast?

00:37:32Yeah

00:37:32The judge is gay too.

00:37:34Oh, what a treat!

00:37:35It's like it is in the family

00:37:36And you don't need to see our house

00:37:38Or analyze our environment?

00:37:40No not at all

00:37:41It's clear you love each other

00:37:42And that you have money

00:37:44The polo shirt is divine, isn't it?

00:37:46Thank you

00:37:47Are you going to the counter-protest on Saturday?

00:37:49What counter-protest?

00:37:50Yes, man

00:37:51To defend marriages, you see?

00:37:52Things are going to get heated.

00:37:55Cures against Duck Queens

00:37:56Man!

00:37:57What a great idea for a video game!

00:38:03Look

00:38:03The swimsuit I bought you

00:38:05I don't know how I'm going to pay for it

00:38:06But hey, that's what the card is for.

00:38:07But this is a farta package

00:38:09I wanted some classic Bermuda shorts.

00:38:11Emilio, that's what's in style

00:38:12I'll buy the sarong for you there.

00:38:13They say it's cheaper

00:38:15Let's see what else I can put in you.

00:38:16Hey, I was just thinking that

00:38:17Okay, so the plane isn't free.

00:38:19But when we get to Cuba

00:38:20What do we do?

00:38:20Because we don't have money for a hotel.

00:38:21That it's not necessary

00:38:22I've already been looking into it.

00:38:23And there for two pesetas

00:38:24They welcome you into their homes

00:38:25Don't you see that Cubans are very friendly?

00:38:27Let's see if we're going to get it at home.

00:38:28From Fidel Castro, huh?

00:38:28This man talks a lot.

00:38:30You're very nervous, my love.

00:38:31No, no, no, no

00:38:32No way.

00:38:33If I take the plane

00:38:34You see?

00:38:35Because you've flown more times than you think, right?

00:38:37A lot

00:38:37To Bilbao and Granada

00:38:38And none of your engines failed.

00:38:40Not even a 747 sucked you up

00:38:42Nothing, right?

00:38:42What are you saying?

00:38:43What are you taking about?

00:38:46Emilio

00:38:46As president, I am here to tell you

00:38:48That from midnight

00:38:49You're officially on vacation

00:38:51Not a month

00:38:52Which is a lot

00:38:53But yes, 15 days

00:38:54But that's only two weeks.

00:38:56According to some American psychologists

00:38:57It is the time it takes the body

00:38:58In eliminating stress

00:38:59Without losing the work rhythm

00:39:01Eliminating it

00:39:02Post-vacation depression

00:39:03Besides, it's a really bad time of year.

00:39:05So that you are not there

00:39:05A stately home like this

00:39:07It's a temptation for thieves

00:39:10Emilio and I are going to Cuba for 10 days

00:39:11Ana got us free tickets

00:39:13Ah, great.

00:39:14Beautiful land

00:39:15Yeah

00:39:16But what are you going to do about your father?

00:39:17Don't leave Mariano wandering around

00:39:18Because of the out-of-control community

00:39:20And what do you want me to do with it?

00:39:21Well, I don't know.

00:39:22There are residences and sites

00:39:24But Mr. Juan

00:39:24How am I going to put my father in a nursing home?

00:39:26Emilio, I know it's hard.

00:39:27But...

00:39:28If I don't have any money

00:39:29Ah, so the conflict is about money.

00:39:31Yes, yes, yes

00:39:31It's complicated, yes.

00:39:33Well, look for a cheap place.

00:39:34But Mariano can't stay here

00:39:35Otherwise, I'll have to deal with the neighbors.

00:39:37My father is in a great one.

00:39:38You give the nurse a tip

00:39:40And it lets him control the remote control

00:39:44Belén, can you lend me some money?

00:39:45Leave me the magic card

00:39:46Should I pay for your father's nursing home?

00:39:49Are you ignoring Mr. Cuesta?

00:39:50I can't get past Mr. Juan

00:39:51Emilio, how are you going to convince Mariano?

00:39:54Why should she go to a nursing home?

00:39:55Well, I don't know.

00:39:55Getting dressed up

00:39:57It's just that in the end it's all problems, damn it.

00:39:59You're on vacation

00:40:00Relax a little

00:40:03Breathe

00:40:08We've come to wish you a good trip

00:40:10And calm

00:40:11That when you're not there

00:40:12We water your plants

00:40:14Thank you so much

00:40:15But we don't have any plants

00:40:16Now yes

00:40:18Look at this beautiful photo we've brought you!

00:40:21Oh, well, thank you very much.

00:40:22And don't forget your passports tomorrow.

00:40:25No, no, we've already put them in the little suitcases

00:40:27I'm going to leave it in the bedroom

00:40:29Because she cannot give birth

00:40:30Yes, we'll put it on.

00:40:31Yeah I know

00:40:32No, no, no, no

00:40:33I'm going to see the bedrooms

00:40:34Because I want to change mine.

00:40:36And I need modern ideas.

00:40:37But hurry, if he gets us in

00:40:39What do you want me to do?

00:40:42Look in the small pockets

00:40:44Okay, okay

00:40:48Here they are

00:40:49Lesbian and lesbians

00:40:51Give them to me, give them to me

00:40:54Wow, how cool!

00:40:55For the beach

00:40:55Oh no, no

00:40:56But leave that aside.

00:40:57If it's to look cute

00:40:58Pussy

00:41:00Well, thank you very much.

00:41:01Because of the detail, really

00:41:03That has reached us

00:41:03Yeah

00:41:04And now they don't care

00:41:06Well, we need to rest.

00:41:07Because it's a long flight.

00:41:08And that's it.

00:41:10How beautiful

00:41:11You're making the house so beautiful!

00:41:12How beautiful, really

00:41:14I didn't know that lesbians

00:41:15You had a feminine touch

00:41:17Madam, that I us

00:41:18Well, it doesn't matter anymore.

00:41:19Hey, and bring us something typical

00:41:21Of the Fillies

00:41:22A hotel bathrobe

00:41:24Or whatever you see

00:41:24Sure, okay, okay

00:41:25And don't forget to look

00:41:27That passports

00:41:28They must not be expired

00:41:29Because it seems silly.

00:41:31But then

00:41:31Yes, yes, yes

00:41:32No problem

00:41:32If now at the police station

00:41:33From the airport

00:41:34They do it for you right away.

00:41:35So

00:41:35Yeah

00:41:36Okay, then.

00:41:38A little bit of TV

00:41:39So they can start to fall asleep

00:41:42Okay, good night

00:41:48So at the airports

00:41:49Passport reversal

00:41:50What good is it to us?

00:41:51Have they taken them away?

00:41:52You are welcome

00:41:53We've acted like idiots

00:41:54And now?

00:41:55What do we do now?

00:41:57Hello

00:41:57I wanted to order a family pizza.

00:41:59Bea, what do you want it for?

00:42:01I am a vegetable

00:42:02Damn that vegetable

00:42:03Look, add pepperoni and anchovies.

00:42:0845 minutes

00:42:09But hey, if you're right here

00:42:13I think this pizza

00:42:15They're not going to like it

00:42:17Anchovies are very heavy at night.

00:42:19They fall into the stomach

00:42:20And they deploy the spikes

00:42:22So

00:42:26See?

00:42:27We already have a baby boy.

00:42:28Well, this society

00:42:29She's much more advanced than you.

00:42:31It seems unbelievable.

00:42:32Being gay

00:42:32You're so backward.

00:42:33I only intended

00:42:34Increase our chances

00:42:36To make a normal family

00:42:37It's just that as soon as you let your guard down

00:42:39You go back into the closet

00:42:40You must feel comfortable in there.

00:42:42Well, if not

00:42:42Look, we've been lucky.

00:42:43And we've got a gay civil servant.

00:42:45And that's it.

00:42:45Clear

00:42:46What we have to do

00:42:47It's about starting to distribute gays

00:42:49In key positions in society

00:42:51Judges, doctors, journalists

00:42:52The president of the government

00:42:53The national team coach

00:42:56Well, little by little

00:42:59Hello

00:43:00We have already been informed

00:43:01That the child

00:43:02They're going to give it to you.

00:43:04How did you manage to do it so quickly?

00:43:05Well, I don't know.

00:43:06Resume

00:43:07This is what we are going to ask of you

00:43:08We know it's not easy at all

00:43:10But we would like

00:43:11That you would renounce the adoption of the child

00:43:13So that Isabel and I

00:43:14We could keep it

00:43:16Sorry?

00:43:16Well, we're a little bit

00:43:18Now older

00:43:19Menopause is just around the corner

00:43:22We won't be able to have a biological child

00:43:24And what about us?

00:43:25Well, you have Ezekiel

00:43:27And you four?

00:43:28Well, but those are already integrated into society

00:43:31They have flown from the nest

00:43:33And José Miguel too.

00:43:34But he's 12 years old

00:43:35That's a separate case.

00:43:36Behold

00:43:37We are very sorry

00:43:38But we're also really excited about this child.

00:43:40Clear

00:43:41Keep trying through biological means

00:43:43Women are now giving birth at much older ages.

00:43:45Look at Rosa Quintana

00:43:47No, don't talk to me about Rosa Quintana.

00:43:50No, drop that subject.

00:43:54Are you okay, honey?

00:43:56Juan

00:43:58Why doesn't everything always go wrong?

00:44:00Have you ever asked yourself this question?

00:44:02Well, let's not get discouraged.

00:44:04Adopting here is not easy

00:44:06But we can always go to China

00:44:07And adopt the baby there.

00:44:09No

00:44:09A Chinese person does not

00:44:12Why not?

00:44:13Because we're not going to understand him

00:44:15Isabel

00:44:16They give you the baby at six months old.

00:44:18Hey?

00:44:19Oh ok

00:44:20Maybe then we'll have time to learn Chinese

00:44:22Before he starts talking

00:44:23Ana, Ana

00:44:24Let's go to bed, we're very tired.

00:44:28Look

00:44:28She has me

00:44:29Look how Ana Rosa Quintana has me!

00:44:35And now with my bishop

00:44:37I'll eat your tower

00:44:38And checkmate to the king

00:44:42Say

00:44:42No, no, no

00:44:44I made a mistake.

00:44:45What I wanted was to move this pawn

00:44:46Oh, how silly.

00:44:48Now you can eat the queen

00:44:49Carlos

00:44:50What are we doing playing chess?

00:44:53Well, I don't know.

00:44:54But I'm having a really hard time too.

00:44:56With this situation

00:44:57But don't cry

00:44:58One cries and comforts the other

00:45:00Here's how it works

00:45:00But I'm very empathetic.

00:45:02And I can't stand to see unhappiness around me

00:45:05Okay, let's go

00:45:06Okay, come on, okay

00:45:07Lucia

00:45:07Get your act together

00:45:08It's over

00:45:09I have to get out of this

00:45:12Let's see

00:45:12How do herbs grow?

00:45:16How are you?

00:45:17I don't like

00:45:20Lucia

00:45:20You need to analyze the situation calmly.

00:45:22And you're not doing so badly.

00:45:24There are people who are much worse off than you.

00:45:26For example, Bethlehem

00:45:27Belén has had to go back to Emilio

00:45:29What's happening?

00:45:30I'm not going to spend the rest of my life with a vibrator.

00:45:33See?

00:45:34That's the attitude

00:45:34We must face adversity.

00:45:36And you have to find something

00:45:37Something that makes you react

00:45:39Something that motivates you

00:45:40Yeah

00:45:43Lucia, are you busy?

00:45:44I want a divorce.

00:45:46See?

00:45:46For example, that's fine.

00:45:48Sorry?

00:45:49Do you want a divorce?

00:45:51Uh, yeah

00:45:51If it's not too much trouble

00:45:52Hey, if what you're trying to do is get something out of Lucia

00:45:54I warn you that my legion of lawyers is at your service

00:45:56Will you shut up, loser?

00:45:57And why do you suddenly want a divorce?

00:46:00Uh, well

00:46:01So that we can all rest easy

00:46:02Roberto

00:46:04Ana says she doesn't want to date married men.

00:46:07You can't screw things up any more in less time, come on.

00:46:11In tennis, that's called an unforced error.

00:46:13Ah, so it wasn't just a kiss.

00:46:15Now he suddenly wants to go out with her too.

00:46:17Uh, no, let's see

00:46:19Yes, but there's an explanation.

00:46:21Lucia

00:46:22It's just that I have a very big void here.

00:46:23And I've been in love with this guy?

00:46:26I've always wondered about that, come on

00:46:28Well, you know what I'm saying, Roberto

00:46:29I'm not going to give you a divorce

00:46:32But what difference does it make?

00:46:33And am I getting this urge to break something?

00:46:36Yes, yes

00:46:40Hey

00:46:43Lucia

00:46:43That set of dishes was a gift from my mother.

00:46:45I feel much better now, you know.

00:46:47Excellent

00:46:49Hey, I'll send you the papers if that's okay.

00:46:51And we'll talk, okay?

00:46:53You got into a car

00:46:54Do you want to try?

00:46:55Man, I don't know

00:46:56Cool

00:46:56Yes, yes, yes

00:46:58What's happening?

00:46:59What was I in that?

00:47:01Nothing

00:47:01The divorce, which is already underway

00:47:09Here it comes

00:47:12Kid, where are you going?

00:47:13What is this?

00:47:15No, that's for Carmen.

00:47:16Second B

00:47:16I am Carmen

00:47:17First A

00:47:18The deaf woman who makes pizzas

00:47:20Don't answer the phone

00:47:21Wait a moment

00:47:21I'm going to check it.

00:47:22No, no, don't check anything

00:47:24It gets cold

00:47:24Take

00:47:25Take 30 euros

00:47:26And keep the change

00:47:28Now

00:47:28Run, kid

00:47:29This neighborhood is very bad.

00:47:30They're going to steal your motorcycle.

00:47:33Come on

00:47:33Let's give it our own personal touch

00:47:35Hey

00:47:35We use those powders we have

00:47:38For limescale on taps

00:47:39Yeah

00:47:40But be careful.

00:47:49Man, Vicenta

00:47:49What's happening?

00:47:50That his pension doesn't cover that much bingo

00:47:52And did you receive a bonus?

00:47:53No

00:47:54The boy made a mistake.

00:47:55She left the pizza for us.

00:47:57Sure, they put students in.

00:47:58They're taking exams.

00:47:59And the boys don't even notice.

00:48:01Okay, then, let's go

00:48:02Just a moment, I'll pay you now.

00:48:03No, it's not necessary

00:48:04Today for you, tomorrow for me

00:48:05Oh ok

00:48:06Well, thank you very much.

00:48:07How's the photo?

00:48:09I talk to him every day

00:48:11It gets prettier

00:48:11I have a day full of everything.

00:48:13Well, now

00:48:14I'll put on the news for him

00:48:19Now we wait.

00:48:20That nature

00:48:21Continue on your course

00:48:22Hey

00:48:22Vicenta, haven't you invited me for pizza?

00:48:24He's in a loving mood

00:48:26Fuck

00:48:26Poor woman

00:48:27If not having children

00:48:29Race is a part of life, right?

00:48:33Carmen

00:48:34Carmen, beautiful

00:48:34I wasn't saying it because of you, okay?

00:48:36Look

00:48:37Look at this delicious pizza!

00:48:38Look, look, look, look

00:48:40Uh, no

00:48:43It would only be for her to take care of him for a month.

00:48:45While I'm on vacation

00:48:47You're catching a sock

00:48:48That's not how it closes

00:48:50How much?

00:48:51Damn, that's a bit pricey, isn't it?

00:48:53Food and breakfast only

00:48:54Because my father only eats a kiwi for dinner, you know?

00:48:56Okay, well, in just a moment

00:48:58Let's go there, okay?

00:48:59Oh my God, help me

00:49:01And what else was I going to say to him?

00:49:02You guys take good care of the elderly, huh?

00:49:05They don't tie them to the bed

00:49:06They don't even test new medicines on them

00:49:08Well, don't be offended.

00:49:09I have to ask, don't I?

00:49:10Damn, what a temper.

00:49:13Behold

00:49:13This is what I've been waiting for all year.

00:49:15The Beyoncé Special

00:49:17And they're giving away a DVD with the making of

00:49:21What are you doing with that suitcase?

00:49:22Aren't we moving?

00:49:23Uh, no, Dad

00:49:24We're going to Cuba

00:49:25It's because Chifre got us some tickets

00:49:27Go to Cuba

00:49:28How beautiful

00:49:28I have many friends there.

00:49:29One of my closest friends

00:49:30They are the ones from the old Santiago trova tradition

00:49:32No, no, no

00:49:33But you

00:49:33Pack your suitcase

00:49:34You're going somewhere else, huh?

00:49:35That's what a romantic couple's trip is all about.

00:49:37And where do I go?

00:49:39Hey, I've got you a spot at an all-inclusive resort.

00:49:41So that you too can get a change of scenery

00:49:43Oh, really?

00:49:44What is a spa resort?

00:49:45Far better

00:49:46You'll see

00:49:47Nativity scene

00:49:47Help my father with his things

00:49:49We're really short on time.

00:49:56Hello, Mr. Juan

00:49:57How are you, Emilio?

00:49:58Ready for the Atlantic crossing?

00:50:00Hey, remember to exercise your legs.

00:50:02It's a long flight

00:50:02Don't just sit there all the time

00:50:04That you can get economy class syndrome

00:50:06No, yes

00:50:07I think we're on business class

00:50:08Go on

00:50:10Hey, what are you going to say to her?

00:50:11And who's going to replace me for these 15 days?

00:50:13Don't worry

00:50:13I have it well organized.

00:50:15I was a businessman with a villa and a swimming pool

00:50:18He had a BMW

00:50:19I shit on my mother

00:50:21But how did I get to this point?

00:50:23Hey, Mr. War

00:50:23Grab the mop a little higher

00:50:25You'll see how much easier it is for you.

00:50:27Fuck off!

00:50:28Okay, okay, okay, okay

00:50:30Dad

00:50:30How's your luggage going?

00:50:33Juanito

00:50:34First you take my wife away from me

00:50:35And now you're making me scrub floors

00:50:37This does no good for our friendship

00:50:39Andrew

00:50:40I remind you that you are living rent-free in the attic

00:50:42Thanks to the magnanimity of the community

00:50:44Whatever you want

00:50:45But I'll save this one for you.

00:50:47I do the dishes

00:50:47But I don't forget

00:50:49Hey, Andrés

00:50:50Put the cubes in

00:50:52Whenever you can

00:51:01I'll go

00:51:10Hello

00:51:10How are you all?

00:51:12We've heard the toilet flush a ton of times tonight

00:51:15Well, no, we're not doing very well, to be honest.

00:51:18Excuse me, but I just can't stand up.

00:51:21But have you called the doctor?

00:51:23It's junk food.

00:51:24I always advocate for the Mediterranean diet.

00:51:26Those industrial pizzas

00:51:28Oh, lady

00:51:29For God's sake, don't remind me of the ingredients.

00:51:31I'm going to make you some chamomile tea.

00:51:33You'll see how it cleanses your stomach

00:51:34I'll see you guys on a trip

00:51:36And the airplane food finishes you off

00:51:38Well, on the plane they give you a disgusting fish

00:51:41They're like a sauce that turns sour.

00:51:43And also with some ingrown peas

00:51:46Oh, damn

00:51:47Please be quiet

00:51:49It's probably best not to go, huh?

00:51:51I've also been separated for so long.

00:51:52He says I'm going to take it terribly.

00:51:54I'm going to get the tickets

00:51:55And I tell the president to draw lots.

00:51:57No, no, look, look

00:51:58Wait, wait, wait

00:51:59I'm feeling better now.

00:52:00Oh, oh

00:52:01Good heavens, look at the state of your body!

00:52:04Look, we no longer have time to organize a raffle.

00:52:07If you gave us the trip

00:52:10You would be so happy

00:52:12At the end of our lives

00:52:16Okay, but please

00:52:17Don't tell any of the neighbors until we get back, okay?

00:52:20Thank you so much, daughter

00:52:21You are lesbians

00:52:22But kind-hearted

00:52:24Yeah

00:52:24But see

00:52:25Don't give them to them

00:52:26We're getting ourselves into trouble.

00:52:28Oh, Carmen

00:52:28Go on, give him yours.

00:52:29Please, now

00:52:30What does it matter?

00:52:40Thank you so much

00:52:41Get well soon

00:52:42You'll see.

00:52:43You'll see.

00:52:43Since it's nothing

00:52:44He's warming up that tongue

00:52:46All that's left is to add the chamomile tea bag.

00:52:49Well

00:52:50And don't worry

00:52:51Because we'll take pictures

00:52:52And we send them over the internet

00:52:53Bye

00:52:56Imagine missing out on a trip to Fiji!

00:52:57For a pizza

00:52:58It's true

00:52:59If you had only asked for vegetables

00:53:01But not

00:53:02Pepperoni and anchovy

00:53:03I'm sending you to that pizzeria, okay?

00:53:06I'm going to call the lawyer

00:53:06I'm carrying the rapeseed oil.

00:53:17Yes, it's the first B

00:53:18Hey, if you come across some old ladies

00:53:21You keep going up

00:53:22Don't stop

00:53:23Okay

00:53:23Fernando

00:53:24The social worker is already here with the child.

00:53:26Damn, I'm so nervous

00:53:27Take

00:53:28Grab a toy

00:53:29That you have to earn it at the beginning

00:53:31They always distrust

00:53:33Already?

00:53:37Hello

00:53:38Here I bring Chechu

00:53:39Chechu

00:53:40These are your parents

00:53:41Fernando and Mauricio

00:53:42How are you?

00:53:43Well, I'll leave you to get to know each other.

00:53:45I'll stop by next month to see how the child is settling in.

00:53:48Let's see if the fifth time's the charm

00:53:50How on the fifth try?

00:53:51Excuse me, to the bathroom

00:53:52I really need to pee.

00:53:53Yes, it's at the back, on the left.

00:54:02Hey, there must have been a mistake here.

00:54:04How old is Chechu?

00:54:06Thirteen

00:54:06She turns fourteen in September

00:54:08You see it

00:54:09We've gotten ourselves into a mess.

00:54:10Because we thought it was going to be smaller

00:54:13Yes, those who still pay attention to Mondays

00:54:15No

00:54:16I already told you that it was easier to adopt from the age of three.

00:54:19And you agreed

00:54:21You didn't tell me anything about age

00:54:23Man, you always called him the kid

00:54:24Well

00:54:25And Fernando Torres is also called that.

00:54:27And she's twenty

00:54:28Yeah, but it also looks a bit edgy, doesn't it?

00:54:31Yeah

00:54:32I like it less when he dyes his mohawk

00:54:35Torres no

00:54:35Chechu

00:54:36Oh ok

00:54:37It's normal

00:54:38Almost all Spanish children given up for adoption

00:54:41They come from troubled family backgrounds

00:54:43With difficult parents

00:54:45And what did he do?

00:54:46Kill them with a katana

00:54:48Hey, I took a risk to get it for you.

00:54:50You should feel lucky

00:54:53Ala, Pink Power

00:54:54See you on Pride Day

00:54:57Alright

00:54:59The hut is fine.

00:55:01Where do I fit in, then?

00:55:02No no

00:55:03That's our bedroom

00:55:04Oh, so there are faggots.

00:55:06Bujarras?

00:55:07What is that?

00:55:08Faggots

00:55:09Homosexuals, Chechu

00:55:10Homosexuals

00:55:11Well

00:55:13Well, it fits me here now.

00:55:15Leave

00:55:16Then I come to brake.

00:55:17I've arranged to meet some colleagues

00:55:19Ah, well, whatever you want.

00:55:21Can you give me keys or something?

00:55:23No, no, no

00:55:24Yes, we're going to be at home

00:55:26And don't take anything weird, okay?

00:55:30Oh, that sounded awful to me.

00:55:32I wasn't prepared to say something like that, you know?

00:55:34It's like we've skipped ten years of fatherhood in one fell swoop.

00:55:37Fernando, we have a homophobic son

00:55:38Well, we have to give it time.

00:55:40It needs to be integrated

00:55:41No, we've adopted a skinhead.

00:55:42We don't pay him and he beats us up

00:55:45We'd better return it

00:55:46Like on a home shopping channel

00:55:47They don't give fifteen days.

00:55:47Now, and it's not a scratch remover for the car.

00:55:49He's a child

00:55:50Nothing about the kid, he's got more of a beard than me

00:55:52What if we send him to study in the United States?

00:55:54He looks like a marine to me.

00:55:56Okay, let's give it some leeway.

00:55:57Maybe he's a wonderful kid

00:55:59And it makes us very happy.

00:56:01Maybe we still have time

00:56:02To foist it on the cost

00:56:04Also

00:56:06I'll take this jacket

00:56:08In case there are parties at the hotel that night

00:56:10Well, I'm going to take very little luggage.

00:56:12Because I'm going to be topless all day

00:56:14Hey

00:56:14I don't know if you've noticed.

00:56:16From a tiny detail

00:56:18There are two tickets here, right?

00:56:20And there are three of us.

00:56:22It's true!

00:56:23Oh, who's left behind?

00:56:25What do we do?

00:56:26I think I should go

00:56:27Because I'm the oldest

00:56:28Yes, I'm the only one who speaks English.

00:56:29Well, I'm going, yes

00:56:31Oh yes

00:56:32So you have to discuss it amongst yourselves.

00:56:35Hey, Concha

00:56:36But there has to be another draw, right?

00:56:38She has condemned herself

00:56:40Because I'm not into selfishness

00:56:41I just can't

00:56:42It's true

00:56:43I think Concha is too old to travel

00:56:45Just like the circulation

00:56:47Seashell on a plane

00:56:48It's a bombshell package.

00:56:49Besides, you and I are sisters

00:56:50The love we have for each other

00:56:51It's the greatest thing there is

00:56:53Look

00:56:53Some little pills

00:56:55And she stays in bed, nice and cozy.

00:56:57Come on

00:57:01Oh, watch out!

00:57:02They are very expensive

00:57:03The doctor prescribed it for me to help me sleep.

00:57:15Shell

00:57:17Shell

00:57:17Have your glass of water

00:57:19So you can take the Sintrom (warfarin).

00:57:20What does this hold?

00:57:22Wait

00:57:23Well, if it weren't for you

00:57:25It passes.

00:57:26With so many emotions

00:57:31What looks

00:57:32You're going on a trip

00:57:33Vicenta and you

00:57:34I'm not going

00:57:35Because they don't allow smoking on airplanes.

00:57:36And that doesn't make up for it for me.

00:57:39Thank you very much, Marisa

00:57:41You're welcome, woman

00:57:42That's what friends are for.

00:57:48Now they see this as a bit overcrowded

00:57:49But it's temporary.

00:57:50It's as soon as summer vacation arrives

00:57:52Our residence is filling up

00:57:54But don't worry

00:57:55That here to his father

00:57:56We're going to take care of him

00:57:58Just like home

00:57:59Well, we're in a fine mess.

00:58:01I'll leave you alone

00:58:02So they can say goodbye

00:58:03We are recording the moment on video

00:58:05In case they want it later

00:58:06I remember you

00:58:08Well

00:58:09You've already heard it

00:58:09They'll take very good care of you here.

00:58:10Emilio

00:58:11You leave me here

00:58:12Like a toy for a while

00:58:13Dad

00:58:13It's only 15 days

00:58:14I have the right too.

00:58:15Enjoy life, right?

00:58:16And you think you

00:58:17That you'll be able to enjoy

00:58:18Leaving me locked up here

00:58:20In this prison

00:58:21Does it smell like death?

00:58:22Well, it's already a beautiful garden

00:58:23With a source

00:58:24And a foosball table

00:58:25In the TV room

00:58:26And who do I play with?

00:58:27If nobody can stand

00:58:28Cease

00:58:29Accompany Mariano to the dining room

00:58:31It's time to eat.

00:58:31Let's go Mariano

00:58:33Do you have any pills to take?

00:58:35Goodbye son

00:58:35Have a good time

00:58:36I know I'm not going to see you again

00:58:41Dad

00:58:42I'll be back in 15 days

00:58:43Mine said the same thing

00:58:44And I've been here for 13 years

00:58:46Jesus!

00:58:47You shut up!

00:58:49Goodbye Emilio

00:58:58Let me speak

00:58:59That in emotional moments

00:59:00I seem more sensitive

00:59:01But what are we going to tell them?

00:59:02If the judge has given us

00:59:03To parental authority

00:59:04From Checho to us

00:59:04I made photocopies

00:59:05From the colored papers

00:59:06And I've put their names.

00:59:07See?

00:59:07Juan Isabel

00:59:08Mauri

00:59:08But this is not legal

00:59:09Ah, I do.

00:59:10Checho also turns 18

00:59:11Immediately

00:59:12You just have to strain it.

00:59:13For four years

00:59:16Hello

00:59:18Well, you see

00:59:19It's just that Fernando and I

00:59:20We've been talking

00:59:21And you're right.

00:59:22You need it

00:59:24The child as a couple

00:59:25More than us

00:59:26So

00:59:27We would feel very bad.

00:59:28If we keep it

00:59:29Or we've sorted out your paperwork

00:59:32All you have to do is sign

00:59:34Oh, Mauri!

00:59:35Thank you so much

00:59:36How beautiful

00:59:37Mauricio

00:59:39Despite your critical stance

00:59:40To the meetings

00:59:40You've always known

00:59:41That you were a person

00:59:41With a big heart

00:59:42I'm going to propose it at the meeting

00:59:44May you receive a special discount

00:59:45In your fee

00:59:46Of 3.5%

00:59:47Thank you so much

00:59:47But you sign

00:59:48Signature

00:59:48Yeah

00:59:48And well

00:59:50So, how's it going?

00:59:51He's so handsome

00:59:52What type does it have?

00:59:53Well, I know it

00:59:54I think he's coming this afternoon.

00:59:56His name is Checho

00:59:58Jesus

00:59:59Very biblical

01:00:00Yes, but you'll be at home

01:00:01No?

01:00:02Yes, yes

01:00:02We'll be waiting for you.

01:00:03Don't worry

01:00:04Thank you, really

01:00:05Thank you so much

01:00:14Don't you feel like a salesperson?

01:00:15Vacuum cleaners?

01:00:16No

01:00:16I feel like when

01:00:18That counterfeit bill is still in the water.

01:00:19At the dentist's office

01:00:20Well

01:00:21Bye

01:00:22Hello

01:00:26How are you?

01:00:28Today I brought Scattergories

01:00:29Which is less stressful

01:00:30On a mental level

01:00:30Chess

01:00:31It's no longer necessary, Carlos

01:00:32I'm doing great

01:00:33Oh, really?

01:00:34Sure?

01:00:35But I have also brought a day to the fleet

01:00:37I'm tired of being the perfect owner

01:00:38To have everything under control

01:00:40About the couple, about work

01:00:41I'm sending everything to hell

01:00:42From now on, am I going to do whatever I want at any given moment?

01:00:45Of course

01:00:45Acuna Matata

01:00:46Timon and Pumba already said it

01:00:47Ah, Acuna Matata

01:00:49I don't have children.

01:00:50But I don't have them.

01:00:50The rice is getting overcooked.

01:00:51I hope it passes.

01:00:52Carlos, I'd like you to meet the new Lucia

01:00:54I like it just as much as the other one

01:01:00Come here, I'm going to show you something I recorded on TV yesterday.

01:01:04Carlos?

01:01:05Yeah

01:01:06Yes, I'm going

01:01:07Look

01:01:08Olga, it is often said that your wedding day is one of the most important days of your life,

01:01:12TRUE?

01:01:12Yes, yes, yes

01:01:13Deaf to us

01:01:14We like everything to be perfect

01:01:16And that's why we spend almost a year preparing every detail.

01:01:18Well, despite all that planning

01:01:21Some weddings end up being a complete disaster

01:01:23Images have surfaced last night that have caused quite a stir.

01:01:25From a wedding banquet

01:01:26Come on, you wouldn't want to miss it!

01:01:28Look, look

01:01:36But what if it's your wedding video?

01:01:39Have you been betrayed?

01:01:40Some bastard sold it

01:01:41No, Carlos, it was me.

01:01:42Since I had such a bad time, I'm going to make the most of it.

01:01:45It's hilarious, you'll see.

01:01:47Look, please, look at my mother

01:01:49What a make-out session with war

01:01:52And look at my father's hair!

01:01:53Come on, in 30 years I haven't seen it like this

01:01:55Because of the incident he had with Roberto

01:01:57And that one who falls on his ass, only mayor

01:01:59That's intense.

01:02:01Oh no, no, no, I don't feel like it right now.

01:02:03Okay, fine, okay

01:02:05Go back again

01:02:06And we laugh again

01:02:08There lies Sleeping Beauty, waiting for the prince

01:02:12Concha, forgive us

01:02:13It was for your own good.

01:02:15We'll take lots of photos.

01:02:17If it's full of sleeping pills

01:02:18He doesn't listen to you

01:02:19Come on, to the physis

01:02:20Wait, wait a moment

01:02:23Where are you going?

01:02:23We're going to be late for the airport.

01:02:31What do you do with that?

01:02:33I made him some gazpacho.

01:02:34By the time he wakes up at dinnertime

01:02:36But do you think that between the penis

01:02:38The pill shots

01:02:39Are you going to trust your gazpacho?

01:02:41Come on, man, come on, let's go

01:02:44Valentín, cut yourself properly

01:02:45Take care of the house

01:02:46And don't bite anything

01:02:47Let's hope for the best.

01:02:48And he gets electrocuted by the video cable

01:02:51Hey, bring the tickets, the passports

01:02:53And the Dramamine on the plane.

01:02:54Yes

01:02:56Where are you going with that?

01:02:57Mary Poppins

01:02:58No, it's just that I'm sure the ones there are different.

01:02:59They're not equally good

01:03:00Come on, come on, man

01:03:02Spill that, damn it

01:03:03A little bit of glamour

01:03:04Wow!

01:03:12Emilio

01:03:12Can you tell me where you are?

01:03:13I've been waiting for you for an hour

01:03:14I was saying goodbye to my father, Belén

01:03:16It's not that easy

01:03:17Run, get down

01:03:18What do you mean, come down?

01:03:19And I've already headed to the airport

01:03:21But seriously, what kind of couple are we?

01:03:23That we travel in line-breakers

01:03:25Run, hurry!

01:03:25There's a long queue to check in here

01:03:29Hey

01:03:31Is Pocahontas definitely for children?

01:03:32I think it's a bit pornographic

01:03:35Mom, what are you doing renting movies for kids?

01:03:37Oh, I forgot to tell you.

01:03:38You have a new little brother

01:03:39You're on your way

01:03:40Ah, that's great!

01:03:41Thanks for the information

01:03:44Well, panda

01:03:46I'm going to Cuba

01:03:46Belén de Morros is already waiting for me at the airport

01:03:49Ah, but you're going off with Belén, loser.

01:03:50You have to go to Cuba alone.

01:03:51Well, dude

01:03:52A hug

01:03:53When you take a flight, you never know.

01:03:55Yes, it's true that I've seen it on the internet

01:03:56There was a hurricane or something going on there, huh?

01:03:59Hey, less than he's sounded with the topic

01:04:00I've had nightmares all night

01:04:02They were kidnapped on one of my planes

01:04:03Chicho and Bañeserrador and Anobregón

01:04:04And we crashed into the tower.

01:04:07I spent the whole fucking night dreaming about plane crashes

01:04:09Well, no, not all of them.

01:04:10I had a nightmare about Lourdes

01:04:11Oh, yes, yes

01:04:12But that's a recurring one, right?

01:04:13It happens to me too.

01:04:14Yes, and me the other day too

01:04:15He was chasing me through a cemetery

01:04:17Okay, fine.

01:04:18All the dreams I have about Lourdes are beautiful.

01:04:21Emilio

01:04:21Is something wrong?

01:04:23You look unwell.

01:04:24My flight time is getting closer.

01:04:26And I feel a little anxious inside

01:04:28Are you familiar with the Jacobsen relaxation method?

01:04:31It's designed for people with a fear of flying, like us.

01:04:33It has worked wonderfully

01:04:35Ah, well tell me because I'm going to need it

01:04:38Look, it's about avoiding panic.

01:04:40And for that, muscle control is essential.

01:04:42If you're relaxed, you can't panic.

01:04:45You start with the extremities

01:04:49Take a deep breath

01:04:52If unwanted thoughts come to mind

01:04:55Like the engine exploding

01:04:56Or the plane crashing into the sea

01:05:00You have to tell yourself

01:05:01Stop!

01:05:03Stop!

01:05:04Aloud

01:05:05Stop!

01:05:06Okay, well, here, then later on the plane when you arrive.

01:05:09Okay, okay, okay, okay

01:05:11You need to have a positive attitude

01:05:13Talk to your fear

01:05:14Tell him

01:05:15Hello?

01:05:16Hello?

01:05:17What do you want from me?

01:05:19What do you want from me?

01:05:23Very good

01:05:24Okay, well thank you very much, huh?

01:05:26Hey, call us when you arrive

01:05:28So that we can be more at ease

01:05:29What are you saying?

01:05:30That must cost so much.

01:05:31I'm sending a messenger

01:05:37That?

01:05:37I'll take those five.

01:05:40Caponata and parsley

01:05:42Are you going to release greatest hits or...?

01:05:44Well, no, but hey, look

01:05:46That would be a good idea

01:05:47It would sell very well.

01:05:48I think so

01:05:57Look how well designed this table is

01:06:00Down, up

01:06:03Look, and this is for music

01:06:06Stop!

01:06:08Stop!

01:06:09What do you want from me?

01:06:11What do you want from me?

01:06:11Are you not okay?

01:06:15Miss, could you bring me some mineral water?

01:06:18If you would be so kind

01:06:20Now, as soon as we take off, things will get complicated.

01:06:22Look, we're going to have to jump down an emergency ramp

01:06:26Like in a water park

01:06:29Good afternoon

01:06:30Welcome aboard

01:06:31This is Commander Ferrer speaking.

01:06:32The estimated duration of this trip to Havana is nine hours.

01:06:37We wish you a happy flight

01:06:38Nine hours stuck in here?

01:06:40They say they're going to show us two movies and give us dinner.

01:06:43We build ramps

01:06:44What did he say about the ramp?

01:06:46Well, they're closing it down because we're taking off.

01:06:48And can't they leave them open to let the air circulate?

01:06:51Ma'am, roll down the window a little.

01:06:53Emilio, the window can't be opened

01:06:55It plugs in the little jet

01:06:57So that you get little air

01:06:58No, no, no, no, no, no

01:06:59I might catch a cold on top of everything else.

01:07:01Hey, this thing's moving, huh?

01:07:03Emilio, who looks like my grandmother

01:07:04Can you tell me what's wrong?

01:07:06I'm scared, I don't like to fly

01:07:07What do you know?

01:07:08If you've never flown

01:07:09Well, damn it, that's why

01:07:11Entering the runway for takeoff

01:07:12Oh my God

01:07:14But what's so big about this?

01:07:14How will it take off?

01:07:16And how will it stay aloft then?

01:07:18Because it has wings and engines

01:07:19There are thousands of flights a day

01:07:21It is the safest means of transport there is

01:07:22And if we crash

01:07:23And we got stuck in the snow

01:07:25Like those from Live

01:07:27I only brought swimsuits

01:07:29We're not going to have to eat that lady's thigh.

01:07:31Emilio, please

01:07:32Don't make a scene here, okay?

01:07:33I'm asking you, please

01:07:34Stop

01:07:36Stop

01:07:37What do you want from me?

01:07:39Go away!

01:07:39But who are you talking to?

01:07:41Okay, sorry.

01:07:42Do you have a problem with me?

01:07:43Bethlehem, let's go

01:07:44This is a hunch.

01:07:45We're all going to die!

01:07:46Excuse me, please

01:07:47Excuse me, please

01:07:49That's enough, isn't it?

01:07:50You shut up, Marujita

01:07:51We all know what Cuba is headed for.

01:07:53Me, please

01:07:54I have to get out of here

01:07:55Hey, calm down

01:07:56We're going to have to leave it on the ground

01:07:58Oh!

01:07:58No, no, no, no

01:07:59We're already headed to Cuba

01:08:00We're almost there.

01:08:00Listen

01:08:02How do I open it?

01:08:02Where is the prestige?

01:08:03The door cannot be opened

01:08:04The plane is underway

01:08:05Oh, but drug him

01:08:06Bring him a whiskey

01:08:07Do something

01:08:07What's going on here, man?

01:08:09Please sit down

01:08:10What's over there?

01:08:11Oh, forgive him

01:08:12He's very nervous

01:08:13Oh my God!

01:08:14Oh!

01:08:16Emilio!

01:08:17Emilio, we're not leaving!

01:08:18Emilio!

01:08:21How do I stop this?

01:08:22Hey, you can't be here

01:08:23We're entering the track

01:08:24Stop this, I'm getting off!

01:08:25Hey!

01:08:26Hey!

01:08:26Don't touch there!

01:08:27I don't want to die!

01:08:30Damn, to the Fiji Islands

01:08:32I still can't believe it

01:08:35Hello

01:08:35Good afternoon

01:08:36Two seats for Fiji, please

01:08:44Excuse my sister

01:08:45She's a little nervous

01:08:46Because it's the last chance

01:08:48That has

01:08:48Losing your virginity

01:08:50Put out the cigarette

01:08:51No smoking allowed here

01:08:55Excuse me, but I can't give you

01:08:57The boarding pass

01:08:57These banknotes are not in your name.

01:08:59No

01:08:59They belong to Carmen and Bea

01:09:01Two friends

01:09:02You have to change them

01:09:04I'm sorry

01:09:05Less than an hour to go

01:09:06For the flight

01:09:06And we can't do it

01:09:07Another name change

01:09:08What do you mean, no?

01:09:09Right now, man

01:09:10Let's see, ma'am

01:09:11Those are company rules

01:09:13If you have any problems

01:09:14To the back counter

01:09:15Hey, beautiful

01:09:17If you have a problem

01:09:18With your boyfriend

01:09:19He's clumsy.

01:09:19And you don't reach orgasm

01:09:21It's not our fault

01:09:22What did you say?

01:09:23Excuse her

01:09:23It's like when you quit smoking.

01:09:25It gets

01:09:28Marisa

01:09:28This is not how things are achieved.

01:09:30The slut

01:09:31I gave one

01:09:32They won't exchange our banknotes.

01:09:34What do we do?

01:09:35Anything

01:09:35I am capable of getting involved

01:09:36In the landing gear

01:09:38Carmen and Bea

01:09:38They should have warned us

01:09:40God reason

01:09:41Pussy

01:09:42If I have the passports

01:09:44Of the lesbians

01:09:44We can impersonate them

01:09:46Marisa

01:09:47We are very young

01:09:48But I don't think so.

01:09:49Like for...

01:09:51I am Carmen

01:09:52And I am Bea

01:09:55Put on your sunglasses

01:09:57Pantoja technique

01:10:00Hey

01:10:01To impersonate someone else

01:10:03Is it a crime?

01:10:04To be the old man or not

01:10:05Come on

01:10:05Where is that girl?

01:10:06Does she seem nice?

01:10:08Come on

01:10:08Take the car

01:10:09Pussy

01:10:09Take the car

01:10:17Hello gorgeous

01:10:18Hi there

01:10:18We're going to suffocate

01:10:19Hurry

01:10:20What do I need to buy?

01:10:21A carton in the duty fridge

01:10:27Excuse me

01:10:27Can you look at me?

01:10:28At some point

01:10:28And take off your glasses?

01:10:30Yeah

01:10:31It's just that last week

01:10:32We were at the newspaper

01:10:33From Patricia

01:10:33Don't say anything

01:10:34Listen

01:10:35These are not you

01:10:36That photo

01:10:37She is five years old

01:10:37Excuse me

01:10:38But it says here

01:10:38That you were born in 1971

01:10:41Okay

01:10:41I confess

01:10:42Drugs have ruined me

01:10:44I was a hippie in the 70s

01:10:45At six years old

01:10:46Man

01:10:47Something had to be done.

01:10:48To integrate into the school

01:10:49Well

01:10:49And you?

01:10:50Any resemblance to the photo

01:10:51It's pure coincidence.

01:10:52I've had surgery.

01:10:54Don't tell me I've gotten better

01:10:57Are you back again?

01:10:59Police

01:11:00Please

01:11:00Come on

01:11:01Okay

01:11:01We're not going

01:11:02Come on

01:11:03One moment

01:11:03Where did they get these passports?

01:11:05Give me those passports

01:11:06That are mine

01:11:06Give me those passports

01:11:07Marisa, the police

01:11:08Lady

01:11:09Can you join us for a moment?

01:11:10Oh, holy shit

01:11:11Marisa

01:11:12This is what happens to us for being bad people.

01:11:14Not a bad person at all

01:11:15That happened to us because we were idiots.

01:11:16Bad people live like kings

01:11:19And I'll keep your face

01:11:21I know where you work

01:11:22I'll wait for you at the exit

01:11:24Louse!

01:11:25Marisa, the faggot

01:11:26Faggot

01:11:32What's the matter?

01:11:34You're going at five breaths per hour

01:11:35I suddenly feel really bad about what happened with Chechu

01:11:37Look, that mean social worker messed things up for us.

01:11:40We couldn't keep that gang member project.

01:11:43Yes, but why is that kid still going from family to family at 14 years old?

01:11:46Because nobody has given him a chance

01:11:48It's easier to get rid of it.

01:11:50Yes, indeed.

01:11:51That's what we've done

01:11:52And I remind you that it was your idea

01:11:53Yes, but you haven't done anything to stop me.

01:11:55Which makes you just as guilty as I am

01:11:57Look, now it's Chechu Cuesta

01:11:58Spot

01:12:00Furthermore, they haven't complained.

01:12:02Maybe they're delighted with the kid.

01:12:14Well

01:12:16So, how are you, Chechu?

01:12:18Is everything delicious?

01:12:19Yes, thank you, Mommy

01:12:22Tell us something about your family

01:12:25Which of the five?

01:12:27It's because you've been through more houses.

01:12:29The thing is, I don't fit in anywhere.

01:12:31The last one that morning, with the two faggots from first B

01:12:35They seemed nice, but they've ignored me, I don't know.

01:12:38So you already knew them.

01:12:41Okay, I'm going to brush my teeth now.

01:12:44Aren't you going to help with the cleanup?

01:12:46Well, it looks like that's not going to happen.

01:12:49Juan, I'm about to burst into tears

01:12:51But what is this thing they've brought into our house?

01:12:54I'm starting to miss my children

01:12:55This has never happened to me before.

01:12:57But that kid is Jupa

01:12:59He is very well known in the neighborhood

01:13:00He stole the scooter from a kid in my class

01:13:03People are going to freak out when I tell them he's my brother now.

01:13:05Excuse me, I'm going downstairs for a moment

01:13:07No, Juan

01:13:08Please don't leave me alone

01:13:10With the Jupa

01:13:11Come back right away

01:13:15You two are a pair of disgraceful people

01:13:16This is by far the most despicable act by neighbors.

01:13:19Which I have had the misfortune to witness in 13 years of mandate

01:13:21Juan, listen

01:13:22You have played with our feelings

01:13:23Not to mention the attempted fraud and scam involving a public document.

01:13:26Because the Tipp-Ex marks are clearly visible here.

01:13:28I have been detecting exam fraud for over 20 years.

01:13:31I'm going to report you to the bar association.

01:13:33And you to the journalists' section

01:13:34Or to the appropriate body

01:13:36Okay, Juan

01:13:36We screwed up

01:13:37We have acknowledged it.

01:13:38But please forgive us

01:13:40Yes, don't worry.

01:13:41We'll stick with Chechu

01:13:42It pisses us off that you love him

01:13:43You have 10 minutes to go up and get it.

01:13:47Do you see the mess you've made?

01:13:48Come on, let's go

01:13:48I always mess things up.

01:13:53Isabel, get Chechu's things ready

01:13:54His parents are coming to pick him up.

01:13:55Oh, no need

01:13:56Thank God he left on his own

01:13:58Hey, Dad

01:13:59What have you done with the one from UED?

01:14:00I'm nothing.

01:14:02Where is?

01:14:03Well, it's Jupa Fijo's robbery

01:14:04Hey, what about my bag?

01:14:06Well, Isabel

01:14:07Can you tell me where they were?

01:14:08While he was clearing the house?

01:14:10Locked in the Gogosemi room

01:14:11As a precaution

01:14:12The poor boy has grown up

01:14:13In a very conflictive family environment

01:14:14On top of that, I gave him the house keys

01:14:16I'm going to have to change the lock

01:14:17Look, we were more precise there.

01:14:20I'm going to call the police

01:14:21This guy's headed straight to a reformatory

01:14:24Fernando, we have the child wanted for arrest

01:14:26Open it, it's not funny

01:14:27I know, but...

01:14:29Have you seen my bag?

01:14:36Well, the fine they gave us

01:14:37You're going to pay for it

01:14:38Again?

01:14:39If I am the first victim of this

01:14:41I'm going to keep this trauma inside me.

01:14:42And what about me?

01:14:43That I will never leave Spain

01:14:44Well, we asked the Chifera for more tickets.

01:14:47And we try again

01:14:47I don't know, I'm bleeding or something.

01:14:49Look, I wouldn't even go on the Ferris wheel with you.

01:14:51We're finished

01:14:53It's true

01:14:55And on top of that, my poor father is in a nursing home.

01:14:57This is a shitty life, fuck

01:15:00I'm fed up with everything

01:15:02Andrew

01:15:03I urge you to abandon

01:15:04That hostile attitude towards the cubes

01:15:06You are damaging its image in our community

01:15:08Juan!

01:15:09Juan!

01:15:12Damn, he's been dealing with this guy for a day

01:15:13When I've been like me for nine years

01:15:18Good night

01:15:22Hello, son

01:15:23But seriously, what is this?

01:15:24What's going on here?

01:15:25We've escaped, Emilio

01:15:26That was hell.

01:15:27But how come you ran away, Dad?

01:15:29That I have paid some money

01:15:29It's been impressive.

01:15:31We've built a barricade

01:15:32Burning the dining room trays

01:15:34And we wandered off through the garden

01:15:35Two colleagues have been left behind along the way

01:15:38Martyrs of the uprising

01:15:39And many others

01:15:40They're still around.

01:15:42Victims of society

01:15:43In the end

01:15:44We have to go back for them.

01:15:45Dad, you're not Rambo.

01:15:47And that's a residence.

01:15:48And not Vietnam

01:15:49Really

01:15:50You just can't be left alone, huh?

01:15:52You're already telling him

01:15:52All these people should leave.

01:15:53But how am I going to tell him that?

01:15:55If they have nowhere to go

01:15:56Also, look at poor Salustiálo

01:15:57He got caught in the wire fence.

01:15:59I bit a dog

01:16:00And I had to sedate him with chinchilla.

01:16:02Oh, the mother who gave birth to me

01:16:04Hey, weren't you going to Cuba?

01:16:06No, not in the end.

01:16:07They've had a technical problem with the plane

01:16:09Well

01:16:09Well, let's see how we organize this.

01:16:11The refugee camp

01:16:15Let's see, Salustiálo

01:16:16That's what worries me.

01:16:21It's a shame it's so complicated.

01:16:23The adoption thing

01:16:23Because I'm sure

01:16:24That we would end up with large families

01:16:26Sure

01:16:27Nothing

01:16:27Until science advances

01:16:29And the men

01:16:29We can have children together.

01:16:31We're better off staying as we are.

01:16:32I once read

01:16:33A news report about a doctor

01:16:35He said it was possible.

01:16:36Implanting an embryo

01:16:37In a man's large intestine

01:16:39What I see as already complicated

01:16:40It is giving birth

01:16:41Hush, hush

01:16:42It will be by cesarean section, right?

01:16:43Can we also tour

01:16:44To a surrogate mother?

01:16:45Yes, look

01:16:46Perhaps Natalia would agree

01:16:48What happens

01:16:49What would we use it for?

01:16:50Yours or mine?

01:16:51Well, now they'll inseminate him with both of them.

01:16:52And then the sperm

01:16:53May it arrive first

01:16:54No, no, no

01:16:55It would be my turn, wouldn't it?

01:16:56You already have Ezekiel

01:16:57But, Fernando

01:16:57Why are you so competitive about everything?

01:16:59Well, because it's only fair.

01:17:00Already

01:17:01And you immediately get the straight act out.

01:17:03Look how you said it, Natalia.

01:17:04In the middle of Bethlehem

01:17:04Well, because Natalia

01:17:05He's younger

01:17:07In other words, genetically

01:17:08Yes, it's worth it.

01:17:09Good night

01:17:10Good night

01:17:11When?

01:17:12Where's my alarm clock?

01:17:14Well, what do I know?

01:17:14Chechu must have taken it

01:17:16My God

01:17:16Children are so ungrateful, aren't they?

01:17:18Yes, good night

01:17:19What a shame

01:17:21To frisk us at our age

01:17:23That was almost the funniest part

01:17:24It's because the traffickers

01:17:26They use the old fools

01:17:27To get the drugs through customs

01:17:29And you fit the profile

01:17:31Oh, can you imagine how angry she is?

01:17:33What's Concha going to be like with us?

01:17:34He probably doesn't even remember

01:17:35We tell him that you've dreamed it all

01:17:37Come on

01:17:38Shell?

01:17:39Shell?

01:17:42Shell?

01:17:45Leave her alone, she's fine.

01:17:47Hey

01:17:47Haven't you been asleep for many hours already?

01:17:54Damn, it looks like he's not breathing.

01:17:56Bring a mirror to place under your nose

01:17:59But how many pills did you give him?

01:18:00Man, I covered my bases.

01:18:01Because this depends on weight

01:18:04Oh my God!

01:18:05I'm going to call an ambulance

01:18:07Wait, let's play it

01:18:08We're not going to waste money foolishly.

01:18:14Shell

01:18:15Shell

01:18:16We are murderers

01:18:19Calm down, don't lose your temper.

01:18:21It may have been a Marilyn Monroe-style suicide.

01:18:23And why would Concha commit suicide?

01:18:26I don't know

01:18:26I was watching the Grand Prix

01:18:28He lost his people

01:18:29And he couldn't bear it.

01:18:30Everything fits together there.

01:18:32Excuse me, please

01:18:33An ambulance for Desengaño 21

01:18:35Wait, damn it

01:18:37That a farewell note needs to be written

01:18:39I'm going to the police

01:18:40I'm very sad.

01:18:41And they say that if you surrender

01:18:43They reduce your sentence

01:18:44Fuck!

01:18:46Fuck!

01:18:47Fuck!

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