- hace 2 horas
Categoría
📺
TVTranscripción
00:00:22No one can live with you, with you, with you, no one can live with you, not with you, not with you.
00:00:28But, but what do you mean you're going to live with Carmen and what about me?
00:00:32Bethlehem, Bethlehem, the house is prettier.
00:00:34And it only takes a second; I save myself a trip up the stairs by carrying the stroller from here.
00:00:37But, but, this one has more light and the child breathes cleaner air, so what the hell?
00:00:41You need to give me 15 days' notice.
00:00:43Yes, when there is a contract.
00:00:44Do you like Carmen?
00:00:46Of course, because she has bigger breasts, how awful, how awful.
00:00:48What are you saying?
00:00:49Oh, don't go, don't go, I beg you, I don't have a penny.
00:00:53I've spent all the money I saved on dry cleaning
00:00:55in sandals that hurt my feet
00:00:56And in a bag that doesn't fit anything, please.
00:00:57Belén, please don't be so anxious.
00:01:00Here, go on.
00:01:01I have a friend who is a flight attendant
00:01:02And she's looking for an apartment, call her.
00:01:04Stewardess.
00:01:05These are great because they pay you for the whole month
00:01:06But then they're never there.
00:01:08Hey, is she a lesbian?
00:01:09I'm not saying this to avoid silly arguments.
00:01:11I haven't asked him.
00:01:12Well, what a friend.
00:01:13Okay, so what? Are you calm now?
00:01:15I'm a little hurt, huh?
00:01:16But I forget, but I don't forgive.
00:01:17No, I forgive, but I don't forget.
00:01:19Come on, you're coming down now to get something to drink, okay?
00:01:21Yeah.
00:01:23Stewardess.
00:01:24Carmen, I want to welcome you to this,
00:01:26to our community as president
00:01:27and as acting landlord in my sister's absence.
00:01:30Even though I see you and you're rented,
00:01:31You are not second-class neighbors.
00:01:33You can go to the listener meetings.
00:01:35Here we are all equal before the statutes.
00:01:37Well, thank you very much, eh?
00:01:38I won't keep you any longer,
00:01:39that you will have many things to do.
00:01:41No, no, don't drag the furniture
00:01:43that the platform suffers.
00:01:44Look, I've bought you some felt blocks
00:01:46for the chairs and some doorstops,
00:01:48slamming doors are common now in the summer.
00:01:50and that cause the paint to chip.
00:01:52Look, here's the ticket.
00:01:54And you can pay me back when you can.
00:01:55Okay, fine, that's very kind of you, isn't it?
00:01:59Get out of here, who's moved into this house?
00:02:01Hey, Emilio's Rottenmeyer.
00:02:04Sorry.
00:02:04Yes, yes.
00:02:05I'm carrying a lot of stuff.
00:02:07Oh, you too!
00:02:08Both?
00:02:09This smells like fancy pastries to me.
00:02:12Excuse me, but we're just roommates.
00:02:13Hey, you don't have to give him any explanation.
00:02:16Oh dear, they're all mixed up!
00:02:17Let's see, please.
00:02:18Let's not start with sensationalist, ladder-style reporting.
00:02:20Come on, let's go, they're setting up.
00:02:21Welcome.
00:02:22How can two women make love if the... is missing?
00:02:25I'll draw you a picture now.
00:02:27Okay.
00:02:28This house is like a shopping mall of vice.
00:02:31First floor, gays.
00:02:33Second floor, lesbians.
00:02:35And third floor, a whorehouse.
00:02:36You are the landlord.
00:02:37You can walk in one day without a surprise.
00:02:38Let's see if you can catch them.
00:02:39Please, ladies,
00:02:40Don't be gossips.
00:02:41Hey, we're addicted to this.
00:02:43At our age,
00:02:44Not even with detox programs.
00:02:47All residents have the right to privacy.
00:02:48above and beyond their sexual orientation.
00:02:50If the gay thing
00:02:51It's very fashionable now.
00:02:52Gay weddings are now happening even on Mondays.
00:02:54Who got married?
00:02:56Lucho and Lucanero?
00:02:58This one gets hooked on everything.
00:03:01No one can live here, here, here.
00:03:03Not here, not here.
00:03:05Every day is like this.
00:03:07I couldn't imagine it when I came here.
00:03:09I was just looking for some peace.
00:03:12I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.
00:03:14No one can live here, here, here.
00:03:17Not here, not here.
00:03:19No one can live here, here, here.
00:03:21Not here, not here.
00:03:22No no.
00:03:23The house above me is collapsing.
00:03:25I can't find the goalkeeper.
00:03:28My neighbors watch and listen to me.
00:03:30I can't stand being in this place.
00:03:32Otherwise, not all my neighbors have them here.
00:03:34If not, come to my son.
00:03:35Come to the neighborhood, cousin, I love you and teach you.
00:03:37Where clowns cry, Paco, we get robbed.
00:03:39And stones always have a story to tell.
00:03:42Mind in a cocktail shaker.
00:03:46You in an earthquake and a volcano.
00:03:51And you'll have this ladder.
00:03:55No one can live here, here, here.
00:03:58Not here, not here.
00:04:00No one can live here, here, here.
00:04:03I couldn't have imagined it when I came here.
00:04:06I was just looking for some peace.
00:04:09And I wake up your little friend in the steak.
00:04:11No one can live here, here, here.
00:04:14No one can live here, here, here.
00:04:16No one can live here, here, here.
00:04:19No.
00:04:21First and foremost, I want to thank my neighbors.
00:04:24the trust that you have once again placed in me.
00:04:26The motto of this new legislature of consensus
00:04:28It will be a positive attitude and a positive attitude.
00:04:31In fact, and to avoid past mistakes,
00:04:33I want to propose an annual celebration
00:04:35from a debate on the state of the community
00:04:37in which you and each one of us...
00:04:39Be quiet, Mr. Cuesta!
00:04:42Shut up!
00:04:42Hey Juan, honey, first item of the day, please.
00:04:47Application from Mr. Andrés Guerra
00:04:48to temporarily occupy the attic
00:04:50due to unfavorable personal economic circumstances.
00:04:53Come on, he's stiff.
00:04:54Come on, he wants to stay by the skin of his teeth.
00:04:56without paying a penny.
00:04:57But what are we, neighbors without borders?
00:04:59Who pays a proper rent.
00:05:01It's because Real Madrid no longer wins titles,
00:05:04I don't sell all the fake t-shirts
00:05:06of the Galactics.
00:05:07The one that sells the most is Guti's.
00:05:09I won't say any more.
00:05:10Poor thing, let him stay in the attic.
00:05:12He looks unwell.
00:05:13I agree with Vicenta.
00:05:15Let's be generous and tolerant
00:05:16with the most disadvantaged.
00:05:17Juanito, don't go overboard, okay?
00:05:19If it's going to stay free,
00:05:21that works for the community.
00:05:23Sure, as a backup goalkeeper in case I get injured.
00:05:25I already have a chronic injury.
00:05:27Broomstick elbow.
00:05:28Come on, let him stay, we're not making any progress.
00:05:30Well, taking advantage of the good vibes in the air
00:05:32And considering that you're going to go anyway
00:05:34and it is useless to fight against the elements,
00:05:36Here are the invitations to my wedding.
00:05:39Son, son, son, son!
00:05:41Lucia, are you sure about what you're doing?
00:05:44Well, by the way,
00:05:45whether at church or at the banquet
00:05:46There is a security guard next to you,
00:05:48Don't be surprised, okay?
00:05:49Which is normal.
00:05:52Joe, we're not ultras.
00:05:53Here, we won't be able to take the cutlery with us.
00:05:57Ah, me too.
00:05:58Oh, thank you so much, really.
00:06:00I can take my father with me
00:06:00The poor guy has never tried a prawn cocktail.
00:06:03Lucia, this is a beautiful gesture on your part
00:06:04It will be reciprocated by the community.
00:06:06I propose a themed weekend.
00:06:08A big party for Roberto Lucia's wedding
00:06:10with sack races, piñata,
00:06:13magic show
00:06:14and a big hot chocolate for the little ones.
00:06:16Hey, what kids?
00:06:17Mr. Juan, I believe that Mrs. Concha
00:06:19He's not up for many sack races anymore.
00:06:21We can do one of those races
00:06:23in which two people carry an egg on their foreheads
00:06:24and whoever drops it, loses.
00:06:26Sure, and playing in the dark.
00:06:28Thank you very much for the initiative,
00:06:30But it's not necessary for another wedding.
00:06:32for Bethlehem's, when she gets married.
00:06:33Oh, we don't see that anymore.
00:06:36Well, I'm off, I have a lot of things to do.
00:06:38Throw everything away, yes.
00:06:40Oh, and there's a copy of the wedding registry in the envelope.
00:06:43Oh, but how many of us are there?
00:06:45No, it's the gift list, Vicenda.
00:06:47So you can start choosing, okay?
00:06:48Okay, bye!
00:06:49Ah, but we have to give something as a gift.
00:06:51Well, I need an advance.
00:06:53Well, that's what weddings are like.
00:06:54that you have to give the newlyweds a gift.
00:06:56Oh, well, I'm not going anymore.
00:06:58We're retired, damn it.
00:07:00It was better to sneak in, huh?
00:07:01We've fallen into the trap.
00:07:02Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves.
00:07:04Wedding registries include items at all price points.
00:07:06Damn, not this time.
00:07:07Who is asking me for the spiny hair?
00:07:09I use the hair dryer.
00:07:10But there's nothing like that.
00:07:11Of course, if they already have the floor installed,
00:07:14What they've put here are whims and frills.
00:07:16Okay, I'll read and you guys can choose.
00:07:19Sculpture, man and existential emptiness.
00:07:211,400 euros.
00:07:23Picture, passing station at dusk with dog in the background.
00:07:275,700.
00:07:29Damn, this has to be by Picasso or Lola Flores.
00:07:31Oh, that rich girl wants to set up a brothel at our expense.
00:07:35That's how Tita Cervera started.
00:07:36And isn't there something like a 20 euro ashtray?
00:07:39or a set of toilet brushes?
00:07:41There it is, that's used a lot.
00:07:43Oh, no way.
00:07:44I'm having some traffic problems.
00:07:46So, a kiwi on an empty stomach changes your life.
00:07:48Let's see, the debate about knowing how to live after the meeting.
00:07:50Hey, well, we think it's all very expensive,
00:07:52We're not going to the wedding.
00:07:53That is not being considered.
00:07:55Vicente is training to catch the bouquet in mid-air.
00:07:58At home we throw cauliflowers at him.
00:08:00That's right, throw me something.
00:08:02What if they choose a gift and all chip in to pay for it?
00:08:04That way they can choose something more expensive and they'll look divine.
00:08:08Gregorio, this is outside your area of expertise.
00:08:10Thank you so much.
00:08:12What if we all chip in to buy him something?
00:08:14Look, look, this is good.
00:08:15Relaxing leather armchair, electric massage,
00:08:182,600 euros.
00:08:21I have a friend with a furniture store
00:08:23Franco Fábrica can get it for us for half price.
00:08:27Man, 1,300 euros between five floors,
00:08:29Well, it doesn't turn out so bad.
00:08:30But what five? Six?
00:08:33This is a spill.
00:08:34The rich girl who pays.
00:08:36What are you going to do to him? Pay for his own gift?
00:08:37If he won't notice.
00:08:39Staircase expenses due to wear and tear on heels.
00:08:41Gregorio, take note.
00:08:43Various expenses for stairs and/or landing, 1,300 euros.
00:08:46Votes in favor?
00:08:48She has approved the relaxing armchair for Lucia.
00:08:51Let's see, volunteers for the purchasing committee.
00:08:53The usual ones.
00:08:54Well, counting, Emilio, that's 185.71 cents each.
00:08:59And without counting me, it doesn't go up that much, does it?
00:09:01Come on, we don't have to fill up tapes so that it's not profitable.
00:09:05What if we rent a van?
00:09:09Okay, this one includes a coach, erotic dinner, open bar and stripping by the boys.
00:09:13And this one has no dinner, but look at how they are.
00:09:16Wow, the bow tie really gives it a touch of distinction.
00:09:18But don't trust the brochure, this is like the pictures of hamburgers in restaurants.
00:09:23Any resemblance to reality is purely coincidental.
00:09:25Besides, they're all gay, and I know this one from the gym, from the day I signed up, the only one I went to.
00:09:30Well, don't crush our hopes either, okay?
00:09:32Hey, but seriously, do you guys like guys like that?
00:09:34I'm not really into boys.
00:09:36If you like, let's go to an American bar and slip some bills into the dancers' thongs.
00:09:40Well, that would be more original, you guys always go for the typical stuff.
00:09:43Hey, forgiven, has anyone thought of asking the bride if she'd like to have a bachelorette party?
00:09:47The girlfriend is the least important thing.
00:09:50No, come on, understand me, you are the absolute protagonist.
00:09:52But the farewell parties are done out of solidarity with the single friends.
00:09:55Of course, Lucia, don't be selfish, because you'll marry Roberto, but we're left here with nothing.
00:10:00Hey, is it Roberto after all?
00:10:02Yes. What's wrong?
00:10:03Nothing, since Fernando came back I've been disconnected from the gossip mill.
00:10:07But come on, Roberto is doing great, right?
00:10:09Yeah.
00:10:09You two make a great couple. Don't you think?
00:10:13Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:10:16Carlos was very handsome too, wasn't he?
00:10:18Yes, I found it more appealing.
00:10:21That's because I'm not very knowledgeable about the subject.
00:10:23Yes, yes, as more sensitive, as more prepared for commitment.
00:10:26And higher, which gives him at least this much more.
00:10:30Well, look, I've already made a decision, so the criticism is useless now, okay? That's before.
00:10:34No, you're right, this is because of going for the fine stuff.
00:10:37Daughter, why didn't you choose Carlos?
00:10:39Look at his face.
00:10:41Have you called my father?
00:10:42No, no, no, we met at the door.
00:10:44I only came to pick up the base for the electric toothbrush, otherwise the brush won't charge.
00:10:50And I'll give you my wedding suit in case it's of any use to Roberto.
00:10:54You turn up the bass a bit and...
00:10:56And so.
00:10:59Daughter, are you sure you don't like this one more than Pintamonas?
00:11:02Dad, don't call him Pintamonas, he's going to be your son-in-law.
00:11:04I think Carlos is a better investment, and if things go badly for you later, you can buy a 500-square-meter house.
00:11:07and you can't even find each other.
00:11:09And I'm going to marry Roberto, so make an effort to get along with him.
00:11:12Okay, fine, okay, you know the last thing I want is to interfere in your life.
00:11:15If you are happy, I am happy.
00:11:19Lucia, I'll take the electric tie rack too, is that okay?
00:11:22No, no, yes, yes, Roberto doesn't wear a tie.
00:11:24But look, it doesn't have a color.
00:11:26You still have time to change.
00:11:28Dad, dad, come on, at the same time.
00:11:28Okay, fine, fine, daughter, okay, fine.
00:11:32Well, I'm leaving too.
00:11:37Okay.
00:11:40Are you OK?
00:11:41Yes, yes, yes.
00:11:43The important thing is to participate.
00:11:45The Olympic spirit.
00:11:47Hey, and if you ever need anything for help, just give me a call.
00:11:56Bye bye.
00:11:56Bye bye.
00:12:03Poor thing, what a face.
00:12:04But if he looked like the fosterrier from his ad, he'd never do it.
00:12:08Okay, but don't make it any harder for me.
00:12:11Okay, don't mess this up any more or we'll end up without a bachelorette party.
00:12:14Are you going with dinner or without dinner?
00:12:16Skipping dinner, because then we'll have trouble digesting food and that's just throwing money away.
00:12:22Hey, that's a brilliant tactic of playing the victim.
00:12:25Lucía almost saw Luis downstairs.
00:12:26No, but it wasn't a tactic.
00:12:28I love her daughter very much, but she has made a decision and we must respect it.
00:12:32Ah, now you tell me that what interests you is my daughter's happiness.
00:12:36Well yes.
00:12:37Well no.
00:12:38Oh, no.
00:12:38Look, if you truly love her, you have a moral obligation to prevent that wedding.
00:12:42I am willing to do whatever it takes to get them out of the way of the paint-monster.
00:12:46Are you talking about eliminating Roberto?
00:12:48Come on, come on!
00:12:52No, no, we don't need to be more subtle.
00:12:54I'm going to get to know him now, and then we'll see.
00:12:57A lot can happen in a week.
00:12:59Many!
00:13:05Inside the envelope is the invitation, the wedding registry, and a little slip of paper I added with a rule.
00:13:11of very simple behavior.
00:13:12Please dress formally; avoid jeans, Spiderman t-shirts, and any kind of geeky attire.
00:13:19I.
00:13:20And, geeky clothing of any kind.
00:13:23And what are you going to wear?
00:13:24Sexual harassment of attractive female cousins, sisters, and sisters-in-law is prohibited.
00:13:29Don't be fooled, they are not within your reach.
00:13:31And so?
00:13:32Damn, anyone would say you're ashamed of us.
00:13:34Well yes.
00:13:35Don't worry about me, I'm going with Lourdes. I'm off the market.
00:13:38No, she wasn't invited. She didn't fit in at any of our tables.
00:13:42And will I be able to go to your wedding with my girlfriend?
00:13:44Understand, Paco. He might walk into the church and they'll start sacrificing the walls, or they'll turn around and...
00:13:49crucifixes, the usual.
00:13:50Have you looked at the crown of her head to see if she has three sixes?
00:13:53Okay, fine, enough with the messing around with Lourdes.
00:13:55Hey, invite me too. Have you consulted with Lucia?
00:13:58No, why? You're my friend.
00:13:59There's always been a certain sexual tension between you and me. And since she's so insecure, well...
00:14:03It's okay. We're getting married. She knows I'd never get involved with anyone.
00:14:07But you know what you've gotten yourself into, kid.
00:14:10You will not be able to be with any other woman for the rest of your life until death do you part.
00:14:14Well, there won't be that much difference, because he's been single for a year and hasn't had any luck with women.
00:14:18Yes, but if one day she feels like it, that's no longer called cheating, it's called adultery.
00:14:22And that won't get you to heaven. Saint Peter won't stamp your name.
00:14:25It's like you really like sardines.
00:14:27And one day you fancy tuna. Well, no, sardines.
00:14:30And the next day you fancy a steak.
00:14:32Well, no, sardine again.
00:14:34And then it turns out that one day the sardine starts to get a headache or gets the...
00:14:38ruler.
00:14:39But I don't care. I'm in love with Lucía. I don't care about other women.
00:14:42I care.
00:14:42But you're in love with the Lucia of today.
00:14:44But then they get married and change.
00:14:46And what are cartridge belts today, will be saddlebags tomorrow.
00:14:49There is a documented case of a woman who gained 27 kilos in her first year of marriage.
00:14:54Where did you read that?
00:14:55Nowhere. It slept upside down for 30 years.
00:14:58Hey Roberto, I was looking for you.
00:15:00What? Are you having a bachelor party?
00:15:02No, no, no. I'm not into that stuff.
00:15:04Well, it's your last day of freedom. And you're just going to stay here eating corn nuts?
00:15:07No, no, no. Tomorrow we'll celebrate in a big way, sparing no expense.
00:15:11Of course, you are all invited.
00:15:14No, no, no, no. Just a moment. We have to check with Lucía about that.
00:15:16Maybe he doesn't like that I...
00:15:18But what are you going to consult? That's a man's thing.
00:15:21But don't make your father-in-law look bad either, he seems very excited.
00:15:24Where will the event be held?
00:15:25I'll give you the details later. I'm going to get one for the striptease.
00:15:29Come on, man, cheer up, you're already part of the family.
00:15:31Lucia, you have entered my small circle of trust.
00:15:35Well, thank you very much.
00:15:36Nothing, man. Well, I'm leaving.
00:15:38Hey Rafa, wait a minute. You're a businessman like me.
00:15:41I am looking for investors for an innovative business concept.
00:15:45Look, I'm sorry. I'm just in a big hurry right now, you know?
00:15:46Okay, okay, no problem. I'll tell you about it as we eat.
00:15:50Look, we'd call it the metrosexual corner.
00:15:53It's a space for 21st-century men.
00:15:56So, how does that make you feel?
00:15:58I knew it.
00:16:00Bring the money. I left my Visa card at the front desk.
00:16:02Don't worry. Where I take you, we don't pay.
00:16:04So, how's everything going?
00:16:08Hey, how are you all doing?
00:16:10Ah, well then. How are we going to be?
00:16:12Have you gone to complain to anyone?
00:16:14Yes, I complain.
00:16:15Don't you realize that we don't do anything together anymore?
00:16:17Yes, Dad. We're eating.
00:16:18Yes, but we don't talk.
00:16:20We don't share our problems with each other.
00:16:21There is no family communication.
00:16:22That's true. I've had that feeling too.
00:16:25Dad, you need to drop the Little House on the Prairie act.
00:16:27That doesn't happen.
00:16:28The important thing is that we don't argue.
00:16:30If you saw the trouble that goes on out there, for nothing.
00:16:32For example, what's with eating with the TV on?
00:16:34Hey, hey, I was watching her.
00:16:36And you can't read at the table.
00:16:37Dad is right. It's disrespectful.
00:16:39What are you doing? Pass me that ball. Let it go.
00:16:42Dad, give me the world now.
00:16:44Hey, gazpacho!
00:16:46See? This is what I meant.
00:16:48Well, we need to recover the family spirit.
00:16:51We could buy an aquarium and take care of it together.
00:16:53Each person chooses a fish and is responsible for its upkeep.
00:16:56No fish. No fish.
00:16:57What brings bad luck?
00:16:58Well, don't tell me that wouldn't be a nice joint project.
00:17:01We're all going along this afternoon.
00:17:02Yes, I've made an appointment.
00:17:03And I have nothing, but I improvise.
00:17:05Please, Dad is speaking.
00:17:07Don't worry, I'll convince them.
00:17:08Josemi! I come from a broken home.
00:17:10You don't know what you have at home.
00:17:13Get lost, buddy!
00:17:16This is not a family, it's nothing.
00:17:18I say I'll go down the drain like I'm going from home
00:17:20And nobody would miss me until payday.
00:17:22Juan, I would miss you.
00:17:24We are a family, but with grown children.
00:17:26They like us, but they completely ignore us.
00:17:29Which, well, has something wonderful about it.
00:17:33Well, I don't like it.
00:17:34The least important thing is that we've been together since Sunday.
00:17:36when we did 10,000-piece puzzles
00:17:39while we were listening to Carrusel Deportivo.
00:17:41Colen las gaunas!
00:17:43And the child fitted a piece.
00:17:44Yeah, well, that's it, until they ask us.
00:17:47that we guarantee them for the purchase of an apartment,
00:17:49which is when they kiss you again.
00:17:52Forget it.
00:17:53Isabel, why don't we have a child?
00:17:55Of the two, one baby.
00:17:56Already.
00:17:57Hey, why don't you change your car?
00:17:59And what does that have to do with anything?
00:18:01No, I mean, I see it as a whim.
00:18:02older than your age.
00:18:03Why don't you buy a 4-4 SUV?
00:18:05of those absurdities that exist now?
00:18:07Okay, so what?
00:18:08I am delighted with my car.
00:18:09It's brand new.
00:18:10The final pre-MOT check
00:18:11with 50 checkpoints
00:18:13She had a perfect time.
00:18:14No, no, I want a child of yours
00:18:15that our love may be given.
00:18:17Yeah.
00:18:18And what is the ultimate expression
00:18:19of commitment and love
00:18:20between a man and a woman?
00:18:22Well, a mortgage.
00:18:23No, a son.
00:18:25Tell me you're not excited about this adventure.
00:18:27Yes, no, I'm excited about it.
00:18:29But, Juan, we already,
00:18:30Well, it's a bit complicated.
00:18:32At our age,
00:18:32to have a child,
00:18:33Well, it's a risky sport.
00:18:35No way?
00:18:35They look at Rosa Quintana, twins.
00:18:37Already.
00:18:38No, but that hasn't been proven.
00:18:39that it be his.
00:18:41It might be a computer error.
00:18:43Let's throw a basket
00:18:44And we tried.
00:18:47When did you last fly?
00:18:49Well no,
00:18:50What date is it?
00:18:52You see me the same way.
00:18:57No, no, no.
00:19:02There will be time for that.
00:19:03Let's get down to business, darling.
00:19:05Juan!
00:19:06Yeah.
00:19:07Stand up straight, son.
00:19:09No, I don't want to go dressed up
00:19:10so for your wedding.
00:19:11Come here.
00:19:12Yes, Belén,
00:19:13You look gorgeous.
00:19:14If you let me,
00:19:15I'll grab it from here, a little bit lower down.
00:19:16And that's it, fantastic.
00:19:18Look, okay, the girlfriend
00:19:18I have to stand out,
00:19:19But why do I have to go dressed up?
00:19:20in the Supreme Court of Móstoles,
00:19:21which it seems I'm going to do
00:19:22First Communion.
00:19:23Yes, I know,
00:19:24It's horrible,
00:19:24But I chose Roberto's cousin.
00:19:26and all the bridesmaids
00:19:27You have to match.
00:19:27Look, Lucia,
00:19:28Let me tell you something,
00:19:29If you don't throw me the bouquet,
00:19:30I push you against the tartan
00:19:33Oh, wait, wait,
00:19:34Wait a moment,
00:19:35I'll put a pin here for you.
00:19:36Furthermore,
00:19:37There's a lot of flirting at weddings.
00:19:38I'm not into guys,
00:19:39I'm going to become a lesbian.
00:19:40It is the future,
00:19:41We have to try it.
00:19:42Oh, Bethlehem,
00:19:43Don't take a nap,
00:19:44that makes you feel terrible.
00:19:45Yes, I know.
00:19:47Hello,
00:19:48Hey,
00:19:49Nativity scene,
00:19:50I'm Ana,
00:19:51Bea's friend.
00:19:52I came to see the apartment.
00:19:53Hey,
00:19:55it's very nice,
00:19:56Hey.
00:19:57I had put it in so badly,
00:19:58Bea,
00:19:58that was coming a little
00:19:59scared.
00:20:00Hello.
00:20:00Hello,
00:20:01I am Lucia.
00:20:02And the kitchen is big.
00:20:06Which room is mine?
00:20:08This,
00:20:08from the left,
00:20:09But it's very small,
00:20:10It's indoors
00:20:10and it smells like fried food
00:20:1124 hours a day.
00:20:13What are you saying?
00:20:14He's going to leave.
00:20:15I just don't want to
00:20:15I hope you look gorgeous.
00:20:16I'm not getting anywhere with this one.
00:20:17Man,
00:20:18well, when I lived alone
00:20:18It's not like you turned purple.
00:20:20Hey.
00:20:21I'm saying this to cheer you up.
00:20:22The bathroom is huge,
00:20:23Hey.
00:20:24Yeah,
00:20:24But the cistern is leaking,
00:20:25Hey,
00:20:26all night
00:20:26without...
00:20:27It gets into you...
00:20:29in...
00:20:30and you see yourself in the bathroom,
00:20:31This crazy woman is huge.
00:20:32Man,
00:20:32normal,
00:20:33because compared
00:20:33with the airplane bathroom,
00:20:34Of course.
00:20:36Hey,
00:20:36and I'm in a really bad mood,
00:20:37Hey.
00:20:38Yeah,
00:20:38Because I'm like this.
00:20:39resentful towards society.
00:20:42I'm getting ready...
00:20:43You tell him,
00:20:44Tell him,
00:20:44Tell him.
00:20:45I love it.
00:20:47I'm staying.
00:20:48But I don't know how much...
00:20:50It's expensive.
00:20:51It's expensive.
00:20:51Yeah,
00:20:52Yeah.
00:20:52Because it's in the center
00:20:54and it is a center within the center.
00:20:57600 euros.
00:20:59Oh,
00:20:59Yeah?
00:21:00It's the same as what I was paying.
00:21:02for a 30-meter study.
00:21:05You already have a roommate.
00:21:06I'm going to get my things.
00:21:07I'll be right back.
00:21:08Hey,
00:21:09hey,
00:21:09hey,
00:21:09Do you have a boyfriend?
00:21:10No?
00:21:10No,
00:21:10No,
00:21:11No,
00:21:11peaceful,
00:21:11with my profession
00:21:12It's very complicated.
00:21:13to have a stable partner.
00:21:14No,
00:21:14The same thing happens to me.
00:21:15with the dry cleaner
00:21:16that absorbs me.
00:21:17Well,
00:21:17We'll take whatever comes up.
00:21:18which is much more fun,
00:21:20Hey?
00:21:20Yeah.
00:21:21Hey,
00:21:21that we'll go out together
00:21:23marching.
00:21:26I'm not going anywhere with you.
00:21:27It doesn't bother you,
00:21:28The bearded flight attendant is there.
00:21:29Nativity scene,
00:21:30You've got some nerve.
00:21:31You're going to charge her 600 euros
00:21:32That's what you pay Concha.
00:21:33Look,
00:21:33since I'm not going to get anywhere,
00:21:35At least I live for free.
00:21:38Hey,
00:21:39Bea doesn't have a girlfriend now,
00:21:40TRUE?
00:21:40Are you serious?
00:21:42How do I know I don't like it?
00:21:43What if I haven't tried it?
00:21:45Yeah,
00:21:46go on,
00:21:46Stand up.
00:21:47I'll put the suit on you properly.
00:21:48on its site.
00:21:50What a nightmare.
00:21:51Mauri,
00:21:52I'm already settled in.
00:21:52I am officially
00:21:53your upstairs neighbor.
00:21:54How was the walk?
00:21:55with Ezekiel?
00:21:55Deluxe,
00:21:56Bea.
00:21:57You have no idea how grateful I am.
00:21:58that you chose me
00:21:58to have a child.
00:21:59Fernando and I
00:22:00We are very happy,
00:22:01You know?
00:22:01Because that's why
00:22:01He saw her looking better than ever.
00:22:03He's a great dad,
00:22:04centered,
00:22:05very affectionate with me.
00:22:08Well,
00:22:08with me
00:22:08and with everyone
00:22:09in general.
00:22:10I leave you.
00:22:12And I drop the ice cream.
00:22:13I am very happy
00:22:14with my daughter,
00:22:15But it's so hard
00:22:16to raise her myself.
00:22:17I'm separated,
00:22:18I don't know if I've told you.
00:22:19Yeah,
00:22:19Yeah,
00:22:19You've already mentioned it to me before.
00:22:20Yeah.
00:22:21Well, I take a bath
00:22:21naked with the child
00:22:22so that you can see
00:22:23sexuality
00:22:23as something natural.
00:22:25Go on,
00:22:25Well, me too.
00:22:26but only in the mornings
00:22:27when my husband
00:22:28He's in the office,
00:22:29from nine to two,
00:22:30Monday to Friday.
00:22:31And your wife
00:22:32she'll be delighted
00:22:33that you like them
00:22:34both the children,
00:22:34No?
00:22:35No,
00:22:35I am not married.
00:22:36Oh, no?
00:22:36He's gay.
00:22:41Did you see?
00:22:41I am like Moses.
00:22:42The waters part before me.
00:22:44What's happening?
00:22:44Is he only talking to them?
00:22:45No, Fernando,
00:22:46You were flirting
00:22:47because you love yourself
00:22:47at the center of the action
00:22:48of the park.
00:22:49But aren't you ashamed?
00:22:50of the mime
00:22:50or the guitar
00:22:51or of Mr.
00:22:52that is selling
00:22:52There are the bracelets.
00:22:54Fernando,
00:22:54that they have
00:22:54to earn a living.
00:22:55I've never understood it.
00:22:56Why are you getting so worked up?
00:22:57So jealous of women?
00:22:58Because if you put me
00:22:59the cones with a man,
00:23:00I can compete,
00:23:01Not with a woman.
00:23:02I'll kill you both times.
00:23:03Understand me.
00:23:04But in the second one,
00:23:05well, more slowly,
00:23:06enjoying myself.
00:23:07Well, he was very rude.
00:23:08We were just talking.
00:23:09It was a conversation
00:23:10of first-time mothers.
00:23:11Clear,
00:23:11you were teaching them
00:23:12your pregnancy stretch marks.
00:23:14Fernando,
00:23:14please,
00:23:14that if you start crying
00:23:15They breastfeed you.
00:23:16I don't know what they see in you
00:23:17Yes, it's perfectly clear
00:23:17that you're gay.
00:23:18Well,
00:23:18well maybe
00:23:19It's not that clear.
00:23:19when they approach me.
00:23:21To you,
00:23:21instead,
00:23:22No one comes near you.
00:23:23Hey?
00:23:23What did you say?
00:23:25Nothing.
00:23:25Come on,
00:23:26Let's go home.
00:23:26Quezekiel is hungry.
00:23:28Are we already on the
00:23:28From the feather of the noses?
00:23:30Look,
00:23:30if only the more
00:23:30You get angry,
00:23:31It's more noticeable.
00:23:32Look,
00:23:32Look what you've done.
00:23:33The hand!
00:23:35Sorry,
00:23:35But I'm so macho.
00:23:36like you,
00:23:36that the faculty
00:23:37I had them like that.
00:23:38That there was a
00:23:38that when he found out
00:23:39that he was gay,
00:23:40He was suspended between subjects.
00:23:41Then he wanted to do
00:23:42a sex change,
00:23:43But they didn't give him the scholarship anymore.
00:23:44Yes,
00:23:44that we're both very macho.
00:23:45Sorry,
00:23:45They're looking at you
00:23:46because you look like
00:23:47one of them after leaving class.
00:23:48Hello,
00:23:49flat ones,
00:23:49how are you?
00:23:53Well,
00:23:54I don't understand it.
00:23:58Take care.
00:23:59Come on,
00:23:59Pussy,
00:23:59the elevator,
00:24:00that this weighs heavily.
00:24:01No,
00:24:01no,
00:24:01that the elevator
00:24:02It's not meant for lifting heavy loads.
00:24:03that the pulleys are affected.
00:24:04We put it in the room
00:24:05of accountants
00:24:06under lock and key.
00:24:07But there's no room there.
00:24:08and besides, that's where it gets involved
00:24:09the people to do
00:24:09their sexual things
00:24:10and if we put
00:24:11a massage chair
00:24:11Well, there's going to be a queue.
00:24:13Pussy,
00:24:13So we'll leave it at that.
00:24:13in goal,
00:24:14which is a discreet place
00:24:15and without architectural barriers.
00:24:17No,
00:24:18Not there,
00:24:19that Lucia sees it
00:24:19just by peeking.
00:24:20Let's see,
00:24:21Let's think,
00:24:22What is the last place?
00:24:23Which one would Lucia go to?
00:24:24Our house,
00:24:25which is the heart
00:24:26from Radiopatio,
00:24:27There's no way it'll fit in there.
00:24:29And you only have to go up one floor,
00:24:30that too
00:24:30That's an interesting fact.
00:24:31Okay,
00:24:31Okay, then.
00:24:32Hey,
00:24:32hey,
00:24:32if you leave it at our house
00:24:34You have to pay us
00:24:35storage costs.
00:24:37Yes, ma'am,
00:24:37yes,
00:24:37Get out of there.
00:24:38Come on.
00:24:38What does the stopper do?
00:24:39Here comes the dick!
00:24:41The dick!
00:24:41At the back!
00:24:41At the back!
00:24:42Oh, oh!
00:24:42No,
00:24:43What a joke!
00:24:44Lady,
00:24:44Well, it's not funny at all.
00:24:45It has given me
00:24:46a fringe on the back.
00:24:47Oh,
00:24:48I'm getting dizzy!
00:24:49Go on,
00:24:49will go to the elevator,
00:24:50that will cost us our health.
00:24:52No!
00:24:52It's just a matter of
00:24:53of one last effort.
00:24:55Improve the elevator.
00:24:56Oh, oh, oh!
00:24:57That's going well.
00:24:57Just a moment,
00:24:59lower it,
00:24:59a little further to the right.
00:25:01Watch your fingers!
00:25:02And you could help a little,
00:25:04No?
00:25:05It's from the outside
00:25:05You can see the thing
00:25:06with more perspective.
00:25:08If my technical address
00:25:09that slice would be
00:25:10It is supplied to the elevator.
00:25:12Could a small glass of water be?
00:25:13Yeah,
00:25:14but at your house.
00:25:15Come on,
00:25:15outside!
00:25:16We've got a cinquillo marathon!
00:25:18I think with the armchair,
00:25:19Hey?
00:25:19Lucía has to find it
00:25:20flawless.
00:25:21Take care of it as if it were your own.
00:25:23Yes, you're annoying!
00:25:31What are you doing?
00:25:32Didn't he say
00:25:32as if it were ours?
00:25:34Well, try it.
00:25:35to see if it works
00:25:36because maybe
00:25:37It needs to be returned.
00:25:38No!
00:25:39This has
00:25:40Lucia, be the first to use it!
00:25:41We can't!
00:25:48This is great.
00:25:50This is the closest thing
00:25:52to sex
00:25:52that you're going to find.
00:25:53Do you want me to make you stronger?
00:25:55Yeah!
00:25:55Go for it!
00:25:57I'll go later
00:25:58I'm sick
00:25:59the back.
00:26:01Look at my sister!
00:26:02How he enjoys it!
00:26:07Look,
00:26:07We're all here now.
00:26:08Excellent!
00:26:09Natalia, please,
00:26:10sit down
00:26:10we need to talk.
00:26:11Hey, I haven't done anything, okay!
00:26:12The money you're missing
00:26:13He's catching it from you
00:26:14José Miguel.
00:26:15What are you saying?
00:26:16If you take it away
00:26:16much more than me.
00:26:18Well,
00:26:18We'll talk about that later.
00:26:19at another time.
00:26:21You have me
00:26:22inserted
00:26:22in a real mess.
00:26:24For ignoring
00:26:25to your father,
00:26:26now he intends
00:26:26that we have
00:26:27a child.
00:26:28And I'm not talking
00:26:29to adopt
00:26:30a little Chinese boy.
00:26:31No,
00:26:31wants a baby
00:26:32with her pregnancy,
00:26:33her cesarean section
00:26:34and all.
00:26:35Let's see what it is
00:26:36the miracle of life?
00:26:37As you will be able
00:26:38understand at this point
00:26:39have a child
00:26:40I find it just as funny
00:26:41than a toothache.
00:26:42Well,
00:26:43Well, tell him no.
00:26:44Well no,
00:26:45because John
00:26:46He's very excited
00:26:47and he's going to think
00:26:48that I don't love him.
00:26:48So no,
00:26:50this brown
00:26:50We're going to eat it
00:26:51together.
00:26:53Who are they going to be?
00:26:53the best children in the world
00:26:54And they're going to happen
00:26:55more time with his father?
00:26:57I don't know who,
00:26:58It's just that it's very heavy.
00:26:59Besides,
00:26:59What do we do with it?
00:27:00Well,
00:27:00I don't know,
00:27:01suggest things to him.
00:27:03You, for example,
00:27:03You can do it
00:27:04the aqueduct of Segovia
00:27:05with macaroni.
00:27:07And you, well,
00:27:07Well, introduce him to him
00:27:08to your boyfriend
00:27:09and you do
00:27:10like you can hear him
00:27:11while speaking
00:27:12for the usual reasons.
00:27:14Oh,
00:27:14coolest fish
00:27:15that I bought.
00:27:16Dad's going to freak out.
00:27:17Which of the five do you want?
00:27:18What are you talking about, man?
00:27:19Six,
00:27:20There are only four.
00:27:20No way.
00:27:21But what is he doing?
00:27:22That bastard?
00:27:23Don't eat it.
00:27:24See?
00:27:25That's the spirit.
00:27:27Play along,
00:27:28Juan.
00:27:28And why don't you take
00:27:29the pill directly
00:27:30And do we get rid of the problem?
00:27:31No,
00:27:32Yeah,
00:27:32if in half an hour
00:27:33I have an appointment
00:27:33with the gynecologist
00:27:35to get a guy
00:27:36either,
00:27:36Well,
00:27:37or two,
00:27:38just in case one of them moves.
00:27:43Where are you going, darling?
00:27:44Hey?
00:27:46Ah,
00:27:46I'm going to the dentist
00:27:47to request a quote
00:27:48for laser whitening.
00:27:50Do you want me to accompany you?
00:27:51No,
00:27:51that were
00:27:53the children saying
00:27:54that they want to propose to you
00:27:55a cinema
00:27:56or I don't know what.
00:27:58Oh, really?
00:28:09Sorry for the delay, Isabel,
00:28:10I'm with you now.
00:28:11Don't worry,
00:28:12I was here
00:28:12with so many halogens.
00:28:14It's just that today I have
00:28:14a group of students
00:28:15in training
00:28:16and we're on top
00:28:17down.
00:28:18What are you going to tell me?
00:28:19I have them every day
00:28:20in the hospital.
00:28:22In front of?
00:28:24Can?
00:28:25Ah, come in, guys,
00:28:26pass.
00:28:30Look,
00:28:30She is Isabel
00:28:31and I'm going to put an IUD in her.
00:28:32Hi how are things?
00:28:34I'm going to take advantage of the opportunity
00:28:35to teach them
00:28:36how is it inserted,
00:28:36You don't mind, do you?
00:28:38Man,
00:28:38no, no, no.
00:28:40Good,
00:28:40previously
00:28:41IUD insertion
00:28:41We need to do a cytology test.
00:28:42and a complete exploration
00:28:44of the uterus
00:28:44to determine the size
00:28:46and rule out infections
00:28:48in the genital system.
00:28:49As you can see,
00:28:50It looks very good.
00:28:52If I had known,
00:28:53I wax.
00:28:55Normally its placement
00:28:56It is not usually painful,
00:28:57but it is somewhat annoying.
00:28:58it depends largely
00:28:59of the dilation
00:29:00of the cervix,
00:29:01but above all
00:29:02of relaxation
00:29:03of the woman.
00:29:04No,
00:29:04I am very calm.
00:29:09Very good,
00:29:10Well, let's go.
00:29:15No,
00:29:16man,
00:29:16No.
00:29:17No photos.
00:29:18There is also no
00:29:19with the mobile
00:29:20They are of very poor quality.
00:29:29What happens if it's not going to be carried out?
00:29:30your floor?
00:29:31American bar,
00:29:32jacuzzi,
00:29:33live show.
00:29:34And what are you going to give?
00:29:35They're not going to let you in.
00:29:37Well,
00:29:37And what are they for?
00:29:37Multimedia mobiles?
00:29:39Do you think you'll be able to
00:29:39resist temptation?
00:29:40There's a high level of skill.
00:29:42Hey?
00:29:42Because I have a girlfriend,
00:29:43Otherwise...
00:29:43Paco,
00:29:44Lourdes does not consider herself
00:29:45bride,
00:29:46like most animals
00:29:47company.
00:29:49Hey,
00:29:49One day we will arrive
00:29:50to the hands,
00:29:50Hey?
00:29:50I'm warning you.
00:29:51I no longer have
00:29:52temptations of any kind.
00:29:53You just don't understand.
00:29:54When one is going to get married
00:29:55enters a spiritual state
00:29:57almost mystical.
00:29:58The rest of the women
00:29:59ceases to exist.
00:30:01Hello,
00:30:02Do you have cards?
00:30:02mobile phone charging?
00:30:07Hello.
00:30:09Do you know what it is?
00:30:10No?
00:30:11Scratches,
00:30:12A number appears
00:30:13and...
00:30:13No,
00:30:14have,
00:30:15But if you want
00:30:16I can...
00:30:16go buy one.
00:30:18Sorry,
00:30:18we are saving
00:30:19a minute of silence
00:30:20due to the definitive separation
00:30:22of the freckles,
00:30:22as a fan
00:30:23We haven't overcome it yet.
00:30:25What we can give you
00:30:26It's information
00:30:26in case you want to become a member.
00:30:28Do you live around here?
00:30:29Yeah,
00:30:30I just moved here
00:30:30to the third B.
00:30:32Well then
00:30:32We are neighbors.
00:30:34Roberto?
00:30:35Hey?
00:30:35Are you Roberto?
00:30:36Don't you remember me?
00:30:38Ah,
00:30:39Yeah,
00:30:40Yeah,
00:30:40Yeah,
00:30:40Yeah,
00:30:40Yeah,
00:30:41Yeah,
00:30:41Yeah,
00:30:46together in Gandía.
00:30:47Well,
00:30:47Our parents were close friends
00:30:49and we spent the day
00:30:50playing and running
00:30:51naked on the beach.
00:30:53That's strange
00:30:54that I don't remember.
00:30:55Oh,
00:30:55Too bad,
00:30:56clear,
00:30:56We were five years old.
00:30:58Ah.
00:30:59Well,
00:31:00how are you?
00:31:00Tell me,
00:31:01What's going on in your life?
00:31:01Very good,
00:31:02I am an artist,
00:31:03comic book artist.
00:31:05I, José Miguel,
00:31:06child prodigy.
00:31:07Paco,
00:31:08film director.
00:31:09Alex,
00:31:09businessman.
00:31:10Pablo,
00:31:10the ghost's brother.
00:31:12What I give you.
00:31:13Mariano,
00:31:14metrosexual
00:31:15and thinker.
00:31:16Nice to meet you.
00:31:17I am a flight attendant
00:31:18and I fly international flights.
00:31:20Look,
00:31:20I just arrived
00:31:21from Costa Rica.
00:31:22Good come,
00:31:22Mirillo.
00:31:23Hey,
00:31:24that has done to me
00:31:25I'm so excited to see you.
00:31:26Me,
00:31:27me,
00:31:27me too,
00:31:27Yeah.
00:31:28Okay then,
00:31:29see you,
00:31:30Okay?
00:31:30Yeah.
00:31:31Bye bye.
00:31:31Bye bye,
00:31:32bye bye.
00:31:33Hey,
00:31:34It seems that the Ibex
00:31:35It's going up,
00:31:36No?
00:31:36What are you saying?
00:31:37Pussy,
00:31:37to change the subject
00:31:38to overcome this.
00:31:39Is,
00:31:40She is a goddess.
00:31:41It's very good.
00:31:42Well, it's gotten worse.
00:31:43So glad to see you.
00:31:45How could he have
00:31:46Do you recognize me?
00:31:47If we were five years old.
00:31:48Man,
00:31:48You haven't changed much either.
00:31:50That's why you would do it
00:31:51a good farewell
00:31:52single
00:31:53through the main door
00:31:54to Spanish.
00:31:55What are you saying?
00:31:56No,
00:31:56no,
00:31:56no,
00:31:56no.
00:31:57What do you think?
00:31:58Why does it appear?
00:31:58a really great aunt
00:31:59suddenly
00:32:00with which he ran
00:32:00naked on the beach
00:32:01and they flirt with me
00:32:02very clearly
00:32:02Am I going to hook up with her?
00:32:03Well yes.
00:32:05I see it clearly.
00:32:06The flight attendants
00:32:07They're there all day
00:32:08with the Jackland.
00:32:09It has a biological clock
00:32:10fucking.
00:32:11He always wants sex.
00:32:13Analyze,
00:32:13uncle.
00:32:14If you're not interested,
00:32:15Why haven't you told him?
00:32:15that you had a girlfriend
00:32:16And you were going to get married?
00:32:17There,
00:32:17there.
00:32:18Why hasn't it come out?
00:32:19The topic?
00:32:19Well, you'll see.
00:32:20But if fate
00:32:21A girl has put you on
00:32:21like that, there.
00:32:22There's a reason for that.
00:32:23Treat yourself.
00:32:24It's like a last will and testament.
00:32:25of a man condemned to death.
00:32:26Besides,
00:32:26that memory
00:32:27It will help you
00:32:27in bad times
00:32:28of your marriage.
00:32:29Fuck,
00:32:30How annoying.
00:32:30Roberto,
00:32:31me when a girl
00:32:32She's very pretty, I'm attracted to her.
00:32:33what I do
00:32:34I'm thinking about Lourdes
00:32:35And that makes me lose interest.
00:32:36Fuck,
00:32:36to you and to anyone.
00:32:37I shit on the whore,
00:32:38man!
00:32:44Girls,
00:32:44The tail!
00:32:45Woohoo!
00:32:46Oh!
00:32:46fuck!
00:32:47This is so difficult!
00:32:52That?
00:32:53How are you?
00:32:54Do I look like a lesbian?
00:32:55But what are you dressed as?
00:32:57Taking a bus on vacation?
00:32:58Well, I've almost done it.
00:32:59of shaving my head.
00:32:59But then I thought,
00:33:00fuck,
00:33:01What if Bea rejects me?
00:33:02what I do?
00:33:02Should I keep my hair short?
00:33:03So I don't get laid anymore.
00:33:04until at least October.
00:33:06What are you doing?
00:33:07Well, training
00:33:07because it's supposed to...
00:33:09Oh dear!
00:33:10Almost.
00:33:11What do I have to throw at him?
00:33:12the bouquet to you
00:33:12but without it being noticeable.
00:33:13Okay, so what?
00:33:14How do I get Bea to hook up?
00:33:15I don't know.
00:33:16Did he kiss you?
00:33:17Would you do something?
00:33:18Tell me your color.
00:33:18Come, come, come, come, come.
00:33:20Look,
00:33:20I understand perfectly
00:33:21that you are desperate.
00:33:22I would be if I were you.
00:33:23but that suddenly
00:33:24become a lesbian
00:33:25because you don't have...
00:33:25Hey,
00:33:25that we shouldn't close any doors.
00:33:27My mother used to tell me
00:33:28daughter,
00:33:28You have to eat everything.
00:33:30Let's see.
00:33:31Ah, well they're soft,
00:33:33But it's not exactly a...
00:33:34Hey, beautiful?
00:33:35Have you had surgery?
00:33:36I haven't had surgery.
00:33:37Okay, go home.
00:33:38I have a lot of things to do.
00:33:39Okay, so what do I do?
00:33:40Do I attack in the field?
00:33:41Or is it just fooling around in the plant?
00:33:43Or do I attack and flirt?
00:33:44I don't know, I don't know.
00:33:53We're meeting Mom at the park.
00:33:55There is a botanical competition.
00:33:56Gardeners have arrived
00:33:57of all the royal houses of Europe.
00:33:59The Spaniard is among the favorites, huh?
00:34:01Come on,
00:34:01the Champions League of geraniums.
00:34:03And then,
00:34:03dinner at the Chinese restaurant.
00:34:04Family menu.
00:34:05You'll see how they reward us.
00:34:06a calendar screen for each one.
00:34:09Is that a drill?
00:34:11Man,
00:34:12It doesn't sound like Epileidy.
00:34:14Dad,
00:34:14We'll be waiting for you downstairs.
00:34:19Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:20Drills no.
00:34:21What's happening?
00:34:22My sister has forbidden
00:34:23explicitly make holes
00:34:24on the wall
00:34:25and so it appears
00:34:25in clause 17B
00:34:27of the lease agreement.
00:34:28Very good.
00:34:29So how do I hang up?
00:34:29the paintings?
00:34:30With chewing gum?
00:34:30Well, with an easy hang-up, man.
00:34:32A little bit more culture
00:34:33DIY.
00:34:33An easy hanger.
00:34:34And what is that?
00:34:36I swear to God...
00:34:39Let's see,
00:34:39Don't give it a light, damn it!
00:34:41I'm changing a light bulb.
00:34:42I really want to spend money,
00:34:43fuck,
00:34:44if it's daytime.
00:34:46Eh, eh, eh,
00:34:47Hey, kid,
00:34:48Where are you going?
00:34:49It's me, you idiot.
00:34:50Yeah,
00:34:50put on Belén,
00:34:51Let's see if we can take a little care
00:34:52the styling,
00:34:52that are going from bad to worse.
00:34:54Now instead of buying you
00:34:54the Compopolitan,
00:34:55What are you buying?
00:34:55The one who makes and fishes?
00:34:56What's happening?
00:34:57That I'm not pretty.
00:34:58You have a pint
00:34:58of a bun and scissors
00:34:59that you can't handle her.
00:35:00Then I'm doing well.
00:35:02This girl is so lost
00:35:03that...
00:35:04Look,
00:35:04I've been here for less than a day
00:35:05And I'm fed up with it.
00:35:07He gives her one month's bail,
00:35:08No?
00:35:08Well,
00:35:08well, when I leave
00:35:09I'll take a little bit of this from there
00:35:10to plug the holes.
00:35:13This girl is going to be a pain.
00:35:14but it shows
00:35:14who is teaching staff.
00:35:16He has linguistic resources.
00:35:17Yes, yes, yes.
00:35:23Hello.
00:35:26I came to get a little bit of sugar.
00:35:28But weren't you taking Karina?
00:35:30That.
00:35:31What are you wearing?
00:35:32A change of look.
00:35:35Hello good.
00:35:36Beatriz Villarejo,
00:35:37please.
00:35:38I've brought you a package.
00:35:39Oh, my child!
00:35:41Oh,
00:35:42How was your meal?
00:35:43As usual.
00:35:43But you see how heavy it is.
00:35:44I gave it a week
00:35:45salt syrup.
00:35:46Hello.
00:35:47How are you?
00:35:47I am Carmen,
00:35:48Bea's roommate.
00:35:49How are you?
00:35:50I'm Tito Fer,
00:35:52first of.
00:35:53Come on, then.
00:35:54See you later, okay?
00:35:55See you later.
00:35:56Cheers, Ezequiel.
00:35:57See you later.
00:35:58See you later.
00:36:01My God,
00:36:01I've dreamed about this guy.
00:36:03Is it déjà vu?
00:36:04Well,
00:36:04In my dream I was wearing a thong
00:36:05and my name tattooed here on my chest,
00:36:06But otherwise it was the same, right?
00:36:08He's gay.
00:36:09Well,
00:36:09That's because
00:36:10Maybe it hasn't appeared yet
00:36:11in his life the right woman.
00:36:13See?
00:36:13That's definitely déjà vu.
00:36:15Look, Carmen,
00:36:15When someone is homosexual,
00:36:16He is homosexual forever.
00:36:17I mean,
00:36:18For example, me
00:36:19not now?
00:36:19Well, Brad Pitt comes in.
00:36:20And I don't care.
00:36:21Come on,
00:36:21I'd rather get involved with Belén.
00:36:23Yeah?
00:36:24Can you imagine?
00:36:26We are neighbors.
00:36:27Just give me time.
00:36:31It's delicious.
00:36:32Ah, yes.
00:36:35Seven,
00:36:38eight,
00:36:41nine,
00:36:43ten.
00:36:44Mauri,
00:36:44Are you feeling okay?
00:36:45Yeah,
00:36:45what's happening?
00:36:45I bought myself some weights.
00:36:47Already,
00:36:47That's as far as I go.
00:36:49Hey,
00:36:49if all this
00:36:50It's because of the comment.
00:36:50that I did for you earlier in the park,
00:36:51that really,
00:36:52that nothing is wrong.
00:36:52No,
00:36:53You're right.
00:36:53I need to make myself shine,
00:36:54I don't want to end up a lost faggot.
00:36:57You'll see,
00:36:58if in this house
00:36:58There has to be a crazy woman,
00:37:00That's going to be you.
00:37:03Look,
00:37:03tomorrow is the farewell
00:37:05single
00:37:05and I wanted to invite you.
00:37:07But come on,
00:37:08I imagine you won't want to come.
00:37:09Fuck?
00:37:09And why not?
00:37:10What's a gay guy doing there?
00:37:11seeing an aunt
00:37:11taking it off.
00:37:15But come on,
00:37:16if you want to come
00:37:17without any problem.
00:37:18My father-in-law pays.
00:37:19We'll be there.
00:37:22Hey,
00:37:22But one thing,
00:37:23Didn't you tell Lucia?
00:37:23Were we going to his farewell party?
00:37:25And it's also tomorrow.
00:37:26Fuck,
00:37:26It's true.
00:37:27Clear,
00:37:27It's all a bit of a mess.
00:37:28Which bachelor party?
00:37:30Is a gay man going?
00:37:30His or hers?
00:37:32Well, look,
00:37:32It's not necessary either
00:37:33to leave no one on bad terms.
00:37:34We split up.
00:37:34You're going to Lucia's.
00:37:35and I to Roberto's.
00:37:36Clear,
00:37:37the crazy one with the girls
00:37:38and the Iberian male to Bertetas.
00:37:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:40You're going to Lucia's.
00:37:42And I'm going with them.
00:37:43Already,
00:37:43But I don't have
00:37:44I have a lot of trust in her.
00:37:45And with Roberto
00:37:46And with his panda, yes.
00:37:47Go away, you fool.
00:37:47take advantage,
00:37:48So they're going to go to a boys' club.
00:37:49I'm going to take a shower.
00:37:49Well,
00:37:50whatever you want,
00:37:50me,
00:37:51You see.
00:37:52Come on,
00:37:52that's my turn.
00:37:54Oh!
00:37:54How wonderful!
00:37:56I've started
00:37:57the records
00:37:58on its site.
00:38:00These armchairs
00:38:01They should put them there
00:38:02always
00:38:03in the waiting room
00:38:04of Social Security.
00:38:06It's Mariano,
00:38:07armchair cover.
00:38:09But,
00:38:09And what does he want?
00:38:10It's not the right time!
00:38:13Hello,
00:38:14It's my turn for a massage.
00:38:15No,
00:38:16The gentleman cannot open
00:38:17until he gives it to her.
00:38:18The president said so.
00:38:20Come on,
00:38:20man,
00:38:21if with the vibration
00:38:22It has opened up for me
00:38:22a crack in the ceiling.
00:38:24Will you bring a beer?
00:38:25Okay,
00:38:26but ten minutes,
00:38:27Hey?
00:38:27What is the time limit?
00:38:28allowed for senior citizens.
00:38:30From there
00:38:32they begin
00:38:32to decalcify
00:38:33all the bones.
00:38:34Yes,
00:38:35heavy,
00:38:35Turn it up to the max.
00:38:36But,
00:38:36Are you going to let him?
00:38:38This uses a lot of electricity.
00:38:40Well, I need
00:38:40my traditional Japanese massage
00:38:42before going to sleep.
00:38:43Shiatsu Program.
00:38:44I have an idea
00:38:45to lower the bill.
00:38:50Hello.
00:38:51What's happening?
00:38:51We've come to ask you
00:38:52a little bit of salt.
00:38:54Shampoo?
00:38:55Forgive her,
00:38:55That's what happens to him
00:38:56like cigarette machines
00:38:57that sometimes get stuck.
00:38:59I'll be right back.
00:39:00Can it be for hair?
00:39:01dry and punished?
00:39:02At the supermarket
00:39:03It's because there's one here, whoever has it.
00:39:04It's the one with the fats.
00:39:05It hurts my root
00:39:06and my hair gets tangled.
00:39:15Shell,
00:39:15We're already inside.
00:39:17Yes, we can do it
00:39:18With this,
00:39:19We can do it
00:39:20also
00:39:20with the cable
00:39:21from the phone.
00:39:23Now this is it!
00:39:24to have connections.
00:39:25Shell,
00:39:26Stretch the sheet.
00:39:28What if Valentine
00:39:29Does it bite the cable?
00:39:31Well, thighs
00:39:32grilled dog.
00:39:33To the Koreans
00:39:34They like it a lot.
00:39:35Don't say it
00:39:35Not even as a joke,
00:39:36who understands
00:39:37of everything.
00:39:39Hey, hey, hey!
00:39:40The shampoo.
00:39:41Ah!
00:39:42I've just stayed
00:39:43seeing the beauty
00:39:44that you have everything
00:39:45and I've lost my mind.
00:39:47Bye bye!
00:39:49You are welcome.
00:40:00Dinner was delicious, wasn't it!
00:40:02How beautiful
00:40:03a walk in the park!
00:40:05Right, kids?
00:40:06Yeah!
00:40:07Was the ice cream good?
00:40:09A lot.
00:40:09Among other things
00:40:10and the sunset.
00:40:11And how did they run?
00:40:12the street vendors
00:40:13When was the police coming?
00:40:14Yes, there are some Olympians there.
00:40:15I would naturalize them.
00:40:16Well, now
00:40:17Don't make too much noise
00:40:18because mom and I
00:40:19We're going to bed
00:40:20that we are exhausted.
00:40:23No, not me.
00:40:24I'm very well.
00:40:25Why don't you take a chance?
00:40:26Let's play Parcheesi with them?
00:40:27No, no, because we have
00:40:28that we do our exercises
00:40:29relaxation
00:40:29to accelerate
00:40:30the beginning of the REM phase.
00:40:32Come on, here's the thing.
00:40:34José Miguel,
00:40:34You and I are going to have
00:40:35a talk tomorrow
00:40:36to father and son
00:40:36while we wash the car.
00:40:37But if there is a drought,
00:40:38You're going to get a fine.
00:40:39Okay, so we cleaned it up.
00:40:39inside,
00:40:40that the floor mats
00:40:40They're disgusting.
00:40:43Dear.
00:40:46This is useless.
00:40:47Hey?
00:40:48Hey,
00:40:49What do the fish eat?
00:40:50Breadcrumbs?
00:40:50These fish
00:40:51the other fish prefer.
00:40:53And there are only two left.
00:40:54But damn it.
00:40:55This seems
00:40:56a triumphant operation
00:40:57of fish.
00:40:57There can be only one.
00:40:59Stay still, stay still.
00:41:01Does he eat it?
00:41:04Let's see...
00:41:04So that?
00:41:06Look at him,
00:41:06how handsome.
00:41:08It pulls me a little.
00:41:10It's because I have a longer back.
00:41:11that Carlos.
00:41:12Besides,
00:41:12that gives me bad vibes
00:41:13wear your suit.
00:41:14Well, that's it.
00:41:14If you want, we can buy one.
00:41:15but they cost
00:41:16one thousand five hundred euros.
00:41:18Well,
00:41:18We fixed it
00:41:19And it's just one day.
00:41:19Okay.
00:41:20Look, darling,
00:41:21Here's the list
00:41:22of guests
00:41:22and the plan
00:41:23with the seventy tables.
00:41:24Now it's about
00:41:25to organize them.
00:41:26Wow,
00:41:27What a great plan!
00:41:28Yeah.
00:41:28Hey,
00:41:29Isn't there a program?
00:41:29computer
00:41:30Why do this?
00:41:30No, look,
00:41:31the wedding table.
00:41:32So that your father
00:41:33and mine
00:41:33They don't sit together,
00:41:34Well, I've thought
00:41:35in putting our grandmothers
00:41:36here in the middle
00:41:36a firewall plan.
00:41:37And the others
00:41:38take a number
00:41:39at the entrance
00:41:39like at the butcher shop.
00:41:41Yeah.
00:41:42Hey, look,
00:41:42that Father Miguel
00:41:43he told me
00:41:43that wants to put
00:41:44at the main entrance
00:41:44a stand
00:41:45to promote
00:41:45their song of the summer.
00:41:47I confessed to you.
00:41:48Already,
00:41:48I left.
00:41:51I told him no,
00:41:52I had it for you
00:41:53What to say
00:41:54Because, of course.
00:41:55Ah,
00:41:56that in the end
00:41:57tomorrow they'll make me
00:41:57the bachelor party.
00:41:58Your father has insisted,
00:42:00to the people at the video store
00:42:00They are excited.
00:42:01I'm going out too.
00:42:02with the girls.
00:42:03Yeah.
00:42:03Because they want to,
00:42:04clear,
00:42:05Because for me...
00:42:06Ah, that's great.
00:42:07What are you going to do,
00:42:07a boys?
00:42:08No,
00:42:08no no,
00:42:09We're going nowhere.
00:42:10a little dinner,
00:42:10A quick drink and home.
00:42:12Ah,
00:42:12just like us.
00:42:13Hey,
00:42:13but if you want
00:42:14go to a boys
00:42:15no problem,
00:42:16I trust you.
00:42:17And I'm in you, darling.
00:42:21Are you taking out the trash?
00:42:22Yeah.
00:42:23Okay.
00:42:25Well,
00:42:25Well, nothing.
00:42:26I'll organize this myself.
00:42:27Hey?
00:42:27Yeah,
00:42:27Yeah,
00:42:27do it yourself
00:42:28If I trust you.
00:42:29Yeah.
00:42:35Holland,
00:42:35You live across the street.
00:42:37Hey?
00:42:37Yeah.
00:42:38Oh,
00:42:39How elegant!
00:42:39You all get on
00:42:40for lounging at home.
00:42:41Me, like George Clooney.
00:42:44What are you going to do,
00:42:45Let's give it a spin?
00:42:46Well yes,
00:42:46because I am still
00:42:47with jet lag
00:42:48and until eight in the morning
00:42:49I can't fall asleep.
00:42:50Yes of course.
00:42:51Are you coming?
00:42:51Yeah.
00:42:52Yeah?
00:42:52No, no, no,
00:42:53What a dream.
00:42:54No,
00:42:54No, I can't.
00:42:55I have to get up early tomorrow.
00:42:56I have a meeting.
00:42:58Well, that's it.
00:42:58See you another day.
00:42:59Tomorrow.
00:43:01Right tomorrow
00:43:01It all makes sense to me.
00:43:03Well,
00:43:03Well, nothing.
00:43:04I'll stop by your house tomorrow.
00:43:07How are you,
00:43:08my love?
00:43:09This time it gives me
00:43:10the little duckling that said yes,
00:43:10Hey?
00:43:11Right now
00:43:11There are millions
00:43:12of sperm
00:43:13running like crazy
00:43:14towards their goal.
00:43:15Yeah,
00:43:15like when they open
00:43:16the doors
00:43:17of a concert
00:43:17by Alejandro Sanz.
00:43:19Sorry,
00:43:20I'm going to see
00:43:20if I recover
00:43:21the pants
00:43:22of the pajamas.
00:43:23Good night
00:43:24to procreate
00:43:25a new being.
00:43:26Hey?
00:43:27Yeah,
00:43:27lovely.
00:43:28I'm going to do it
00:43:29an infusion
00:43:30to celebrate.
00:43:31No no,
00:43:31Don't move.
00:43:32We need to make it easier
00:43:33fertilization,
00:43:33lift your legs.
00:43:35Sorry?
00:43:36So,
00:43:36Don't move
00:43:37for 20 minutes.
00:43:38I'll make you an infusion,
00:43:39dear.
00:43:40So, still.
00:43:41Juan,
00:43:41I get tired.
00:43:43Then support them
00:43:44with the wall.
00:43:45No,
00:43:45But don't lower it.
00:43:46I'll help you.
00:43:47I'll turn you around,
00:43:47Come here, darling.
00:43:49Right now
00:43:49there is a sperm
00:43:51fighting for life or death
00:43:52by entering your egg.
00:43:53We cannot put
00:43:54The mission is in jeopardy.
00:43:55No no,
00:43:55mission no.
00:43:58What are you doing?
00:44:01My son,
00:44:02these possibly
00:44:03be your first
00:44:03moments of life
00:44:04as a cell,
00:44:05egg or zygote.
00:44:06I want you to have
00:44:07constancy
00:44:07of this historical moment.
00:44:09Isabel,
00:44:10Say something to him
00:44:10to your future child.
00:44:11That's for sure
00:44:12How ugly and dirty
00:44:13There's the roof.
00:44:15For God's sake,
00:44:16We have to remove
00:44:16the textured paint.
00:44:17Well,
00:44:18You'll get to know her soon enough.
00:44:20I want you to know
00:44:20We'll be waiting for you.
00:44:21with open arms.
00:44:22Without further ado,
00:44:23your father.
00:44:26dear,
00:44:26No,
00:44:26No,
00:44:27please.
00:44:28My husband...
00:44:30You have to
00:44:31an effort
00:44:31because the reward
00:44:33It's big,
00:44:33my love.
00:44:34Yeah,
00:44:34yes indeed.
00:44:35Tomato,
00:44:36tomato.
00:44:39Really
00:44:39which is the armchair
00:44:40massages
00:44:40from the list?
00:44:41Yeah,
00:44:41Yeah,
00:44:42exactly.
00:44:42It's the same model,
00:44:44the Rolls Royce
00:44:45of the armchairs.
00:44:46But it's very expensive.
00:44:47It's that all the neighbors
00:44:48We have made our contribution.
00:44:49We were thinking of giving you
00:44:50on the wedding day,
00:44:51But it might be better for you.
00:44:52Now to relax
00:44:53of the tensions,
00:44:53of the preparations.
00:44:54Well,
00:44:55Well, nothing.
00:44:55thanks a lot.
00:44:56You guys have blown my mind.
00:44:57Well,
00:44:58Well then,
00:44:58Let's see it.
00:44:59Emilio,
00:44:59warn all the neighbors.
00:45:00We're going to make the delivery
00:45:01chair officer
00:45:02to the honoree.
00:45:03Yeah,
00:45:03The only thing that transportation
00:45:05from the first
00:45:05up to the third
00:45:06It's on your own now.
00:45:09Hey,
00:45:09Lucia,
00:45:10If you don't mind,
00:45:11I was preparing
00:45:12a short speech
00:45:13for the banquet.
00:45:14I'm still polishing it,
00:45:15But come on,
00:45:15Let me know what you think.
00:45:17Marriage
00:45:18It's a boat
00:45:19that carries two people
00:45:20through a stormy sea.
00:45:22If anyone
00:45:23makes a sudden movement,
00:45:24the boat is sinking,
00:45:25But Roberto and Lucía
00:45:27They have the vest
00:45:28lifeline of love.
00:45:32I've been inspired
00:45:33in a tango.
00:45:33Yeah,
00:45:34good,
00:45:35good,
00:45:35beautiful,
00:45:36Yeah,
00:45:36But it's not necessary
00:45:37read it,
00:45:38Hey?
00:45:38You already distribute it
00:45:39in leaflets
00:45:39and that each one
00:45:41reflection
00:45:41and read it
00:45:42on their own.
00:45:43Are they okay?
00:45:47Marisa.
00:45:48I don't feel like it.
00:45:49now,
00:45:49Manolo.
00:45:50I am Vicenta.
00:45:52Get up,
00:45:53who looks
00:45:53how did you put
00:45:54the armchair.
00:45:56The thing is
00:45:56This is so relaxing
00:45:58that you'll get fried
00:45:59And they don't put it on.
00:46:00the instructions.
00:46:02You burned it
00:46:03with the cigarette.
00:46:06Smell,
00:46:07chinchón.
00:46:09This isn't going to work.
00:46:10What have you done?
00:46:13You'll see,
00:46:14You're going to love it,
00:46:14It has everything.
00:46:15Thai massage,
00:46:16cervical,
00:46:17anti-cellulite,
00:46:17I'm not saying this.
00:46:18that you have it,
00:46:19But come on,
00:46:19that you're getting married,
00:46:20you enter the population
00:46:21at risk.
00:46:21Maury,
00:46:22Don't ruin it,
00:46:22which I'm very excited about.
00:46:25Yeah?
00:46:26We've come to give it to you
00:46:27your wedding gift
00:46:27Lucia.
00:46:29No,
00:46:29You can't see the gifts
00:46:30before the wedding,
00:46:31It brings bad luck.
00:46:32Vicenta,
00:46:33pretty,
00:46:33That's with the dress
00:46:34as a bride.
00:46:34No,
00:46:35we were
00:46:35writing a card
00:46:36congratulations
00:46:37with a poem,
00:46:38but we're stuck
00:46:39in the last verse.
00:46:41Something that rhymes
00:46:42with divorce?
00:46:44Well,
00:46:45when everything is ready
00:46:46Let me know,
00:46:47I have a time
00:46:48at the hairdresser's.
00:46:49Make a bun
00:46:49three stories
00:46:50that he's losing a lot now.
00:46:51But can we know?
00:46:53what's happening.
00:46:54But how did they come up with that?
00:46:55Open it?
00:46:56To see if it had
00:46:56some factory defect,
00:46:58that they set this up
00:46:58in Poland
00:46:59and that's where he drinks
00:47:00You wouldn't believe it.
00:47:01And what has this done?
00:47:02A spark
00:47:02of the assembly line?
00:47:04Nothing,
00:47:04not working.
00:47:05That your friend
00:47:05change it for us
00:47:06for a new one.
00:47:06The burnt one
00:47:07And smelling like chinchón?
00:47:08Come on,
00:47:09He tells us to go to hell.
00:47:10Well, let's see,
00:47:10What do we do?
00:47:11Because we've already told you.
00:47:11Lucia.
00:47:12You told him so,
00:47:13You're a loudmouth.
00:47:14Why are you talking?
00:47:15To make a good impression.
00:47:16Sausage.
00:47:17Please,
00:47:18Let's not lose our way
00:47:19that is what makes us human.
00:47:21If you want,
00:47:21I can't fix it.
00:47:22I only charge you for the pieces.
00:47:24But what do you know?
00:47:24massage chairs?
00:47:26If this is inside
00:47:27It's like a washing machine,
00:47:28It has no secrets from me.
00:47:29Well,
00:47:30Let's try it.
00:47:31He won't let it get any worse.
00:47:32How are you?
00:47:33Have you added the splash yet?
00:47:34Oh,
00:47:36take,
00:47:36Look at it yourself
00:47:37that I don't dare.
00:47:38Why not?
00:47:39Did you get a god?
00:47:39Yeah,
00:47:40but I have read
00:47:40that its effectiveness
00:47:42It's 98%.
00:47:43AND?
00:47:45Well, that
00:47:45I looked at myself in the mirror.
00:47:47And today I have a face
00:47:48of 2%.
00:47:49Go on,
00:47:50Let's see.
00:47:51My God,
00:47:52mother.
00:47:53What's happening?
00:47:55Nothing.
00:47:56What's going to happen?
00:47:57Hey,
00:47:58Natalita,
00:47:59Isn't it funny?
00:48:00Man,
00:48:01I,
00:48:02I can't live like this.
00:48:04I become unstable
00:48:05and I don't enjoy sex.
00:48:07I lose focus
00:48:07and I begin to see
00:48:08to the sperm
00:48:10going up the fallopian tubes
00:48:11of fallopian tube.
00:48:11I can put a face to them.
00:48:14Do you know that ad?
00:48:15from the germs in the toilet?
00:48:16The faces of the bugs?
00:48:18Well, tell Dad
00:48:18that you don't want to have
00:48:19a child with him.
00:48:20No,
00:48:20No, that's not it.
00:48:22Here it is,
00:48:22I'm excited
00:48:22he's going to think
00:48:23that I don't love him.
00:48:24Isa,
00:48:25Dad is very grown up.
00:48:26They have given him the presidency,
00:48:27She teaches at a private school.
00:48:28Or you put a stop to it.
00:48:29or it will sink us all.
00:48:31Well, no.
00:48:33Are you recording?
00:48:35Okay,
00:48:35come on,
00:48:36Throw them out.
00:48:36From Predapest,
00:48:37take one.
00:48:38We sell this
00:48:39a National Geographic,
00:48:40You'll see.
00:48:42Look,
00:48:42look,
00:48:42He's already hooked him.
00:48:43and the other one hides
00:48:44behind the filter.
00:48:46José Miguel,
00:48:46What did he tell you?
00:48:46from the video camera?
00:48:47It's a documentary,
00:48:49dad,
00:48:49to improve your grade
00:48:49at school.
00:48:51Juan,
00:48:52We need to talk
00:48:53one moment.
00:48:54Alone.
00:48:55Psst,
00:48:56Hey,
00:48:56to your room
00:48:57one moment.
00:48:58There will be fights
00:48:59illegal fisheries
00:48:59and we can get them out
00:49:00a paste.
00:49:02I've already done it
00:49:03the pregnancy test.
00:49:04And?
00:49:04How are you?
00:49:06Nothing.
00:49:07Oh,
00:49:07For God's sake,
00:49:08I had a feeling.
00:49:10Well,
00:49:10It's the same,
00:49:11We have to keep trying.
00:49:12In the morning
00:49:13your eggs will be
00:49:14fresher,
00:49:14come on.
00:49:15Again?
00:49:16Let's...
00:49:17Dear,
00:49:17This is a countdown.
00:49:18You're one step away
00:49:19of menopause.
00:49:20Oh,
00:49:20Juan!
00:49:21Man,
00:49:21a little more tact.
00:49:23And for,
00:49:24please,
00:49:24I'm not against it
00:49:25of sex marathons,
00:49:26But maybe
00:49:27All of this is useless.
00:49:28Maybe I'm sterile.
00:49:30Dear,
00:49:30How can you be sterile?
00:49:31Have you had two children?
00:49:33Well,
00:49:33But this is like
00:49:34allergies,
00:49:35it is presented
00:49:35whenever
00:49:36and we,
00:49:37Whether we like it or not,
00:49:38that we don't like at all,
00:49:41Well, we're not getting any younger.
00:49:42Yeah,
00:49:42you're right.
00:49:44It's the same to have a child
00:49:45It's more complicated.
00:49:45of what I believe.
00:49:46Oh,
00:49:47Yes, I would love that.
00:49:48to have a child with you,
00:49:49because of what we love
00:49:50I would go.
00:49:53But,
00:49:53Why don't we go
00:49:54this afternoon
00:49:55Let's see some SUVs?
00:49:56I'll give you
00:49:57the entrance
00:49:58and the ball
00:49:58of the trailer.
00:50:00No,
00:50:01Why don't we go
00:50:01Should you see your gynecologist?
00:50:02Hey?
00:50:03No.
00:50:03He can guide us,
00:50:04Now there are treatments,
00:50:05dear.
00:50:06Look at Ana Rosa Quintana.
00:50:07And Ana Rosa Quintana keeps going on about it.
00:50:09Yeah,
00:50:09I'm not going to call him.
00:50:10His name was Jacob,
00:50:11No?
00:50:11Hey,
00:50:12But he'll be very busy.
00:50:13Don't you see there's a baby boom?
00:50:14What about Doña Letizia?
00:50:16No problem,
00:50:17We tell him it's an emergency.
00:50:18Can you give me a number?
00:50:20Yeah,
00:50:21let's see,
00:50:239-0-2-9-6-0-9.
00:50:27I don't want an end.
00:50:28Well,
00:50:29when the group arrives,
00:50:30Ask for Roberto
00:50:31and you tell him that you are
00:50:31the little gift from home
00:50:32for the groom.
00:50:33You take it to the private room
00:50:34And my driver will be there.
00:50:35with the camera.
00:50:36With a little groping
00:50:37That's enough.
00:50:38Come on,
00:50:39what is
00:50:39standard blackmail.
00:50:41Listen,
00:50:41do this to me
00:50:42It seems to someone
00:50:43That sucks.
00:50:44Well,
00:50:44pretty,
00:50:44because you have studied
00:50:45now is not the time
00:50:45Now it's time to act dignified.
00:50:46Hey,
00:50:47Excuse me,
00:50:47that I have studied,
00:50:48But I studied fine arts.
00:50:49But of course,
00:50:50But who would think of that?
00:50:52Well,
00:50:53go on,
00:50:53I'll give you 100 more
00:50:54that you have a degree.
00:50:55Take.
00:50:59Don Rafael,
00:50:59I this,
00:51:01I don't really see this happening.
00:51:02I don't think that's playing fair.
00:51:04And pay him commissions
00:51:05to a councilor
00:51:05so that you can be requalified
00:51:06not even a piece of land.
00:51:07But this is how it's set up.
00:51:09And the important thing
00:51:10It's about being happy.
00:51:13The thing is, Roberto
00:51:14He's going to get himself into trouble.
00:51:15Well,
00:51:15Well, we'll have to put it to the test.
00:51:16to Pintamonas,
00:51:17No?
00:51:18A son-in-law is like an apartment.
00:51:19We need to check
00:51:19that is free of burdens.
00:51:26Let's see,
00:51:27Thank you very much.
00:51:28this friendly gesture
00:51:29to the humanitarian park
00:51:30to buy us
00:51:31the gold raffle
00:51:31from the Red Cross to everyone.
00:51:33But how can you not go?
00:51:34to your bachelor party?
00:51:35Which is now mandatory.
00:51:36If in church
00:51:37You do not present the stamped ticket,
00:51:38They won't marry you off.
00:51:39Did the new Pope say that?
00:51:40I'm going to be
00:51:41all night
00:51:42thinking of Lucia
00:51:43And I'm going to feel bad.
00:51:44If she's going to do her own thing.
00:51:45Yes,
00:51:45And you've dragged us into this.
00:51:46Roberto,
00:51:47You're going to get lost
00:51:47a beautiful experience.
00:51:48If this happens next,
00:51:49We're coming back.
00:51:50Clear,
00:51:50Pussy,
00:51:50with your friends
00:51:51that we've always loved you,
00:51:52all together there.
00:51:53How could you not have
00:51:53that memory in your life?
00:51:54But you go
00:51:55if everything is paid for.
00:51:56Ah,
00:51:56But it can go without you.
00:51:58Pussy,
00:51:58That should be announced beforehand.
00:51:59that we are here
00:52:00everyone worried.
00:52:01You guys have a good time for me
00:52:02that I will be
00:52:03in my happy home.
00:52:04Back to my own thing,
00:52:04I'm going to watch a movie.
00:52:05A movie?
00:52:06Yeah.
00:52:07Roberto,
00:52:07What time are we meeting?
00:52:08tonight?
00:52:09At 10
00:52:11Is that convenient for you?
00:52:11Hey,
00:52:13Yeah,
00:52:13come on.
00:52:14If you want, we can take
00:52:15something at home,
00:52:16we're going to be alone.
00:52:17Belén is leaving
00:52:18to the bachelorette party
00:52:19from a friend.
00:52:19Go on,
00:52:21Well, nothing.
00:52:21See you later.
00:52:23Okay,
00:52:23see you later.
00:52:24Come on,
00:52:24see you later.
00:52:27Well,
00:52:27that?
00:52:28And what movie
00:52:28Are you going to wear it?
00:52:29Runaway groom
00:52:30or temptation
00:52:30Does he live across the street?
00:52:31What a bastard.
00:52:32What a bastard.
00:52:33Let's see,
00:52:33Ana has some photos
00:52:34from when we used to spend our summers
00:52:35in Gandía
00:52:36and she wants to show them to me.
00:52:36Clear,
00:52:37the typical thing he usually does
00:52:38one before getting married,
00:52:39meet a hot aunt
00:52:39to see photos.
00:52:40Well,
00:52:40Think about what you want
00:52:41but inside,
00:52:42Keep quiet, you're going to go
00:52:43to a free party
00:52:43for me.
00:52:44What's happening,
00:52:45guys?
00:52:46Tonight's party,
00:52:46Hey?
00:52:48Hasn't Roberto said anything about it?
00:52:49Am I coming with you?
00:52:50No,
00:52:50It's just that lately
00:52:51He keeps many things to himself.
00:52:52Mauri,
00:52:53The show was the same
00:52:54It doesn't quite fit.
00:52:54with your way of life.
00:52:56Yeah, man,
00:52:57You'll see.
00:52:58We'll put it together tonight.
00:53:01But Mauri wasn't gay.
00:53:02If we are
00:53:02everyone very lost.
00:53:04It must be
00:53:04radiation
00:53:05from mobile phones or something.
00:53:09Dad,
00:53:10Don't keep touching there
00:53:11Because you have no idea.
00:53:11And you're going to mess it up even more.
00:53:13Ignorant of life,
00:53:14It's fixed now.
00:53:15It was the fuse.
00:53:16Clear,
00:53:17if the installation
00:53:18electrical system of this house
00:53:18It has a higher voltage rise
00:53:19that Mrs. Concha.
00:53:20I'm going to warn Mr. Juan.
00:53:21Where are you going?
00:53:22With this jewel
00:53:23We stayed.
00:53:24Sit down,
00:53:25You'll see.
00:53:25No, Dad,
00:53:26that this costs a lot of money
00:53:27and then the neighbors
00:53:28You'll see.
00:53:29Oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops.
00:53:31See?
00:53:32But how wonderful,
00:53:33But they're like fingers, aren't they?
00:53:35And the buttocks too
00:53:35that I get a lot of blame for.
00:53:37Clear,
00:53:37This is what you need
00:53:38after a hard day
00:53:39work.
00:53:40Hey,
00:53:41when I get home
00:53:42a little massage.
00:53:43Mariano.
00:53:44Turn off the switch.
00:53:46Go.
00:53:48And let's watch this program
00:53:50Siaxu.
00:53:51If that's a car brand,
00:53:52No?
00:53:54Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:53:55That?
00:53:55How's the arrangement going?
00:53:56Is the armchair working now?
00:53:58Andrew,
00:53:58I'm going to be honest with you.
00:54:00Things are looking bad.
00:54:01The engine has seized.
00:54:02What does it say?
00:54:03I have spoken with Germany.
00:54:05Total loss.
00:54:06Pifos trantrujen.
00:54:08Exact words
00:54:09from the engineer.
00:54:10But you
00:54:10How long has he been speaking German?
00:54:12Man,
00:54:12I worked for many years
00:54:13in Bonn,
00:54:14in a factory
00:54:15of light bulbs
00:54:15and baseboards.
00:54:16From there
00:54:17I hit the great saint
00:54:18to Frankfurt
00:54:18to the sausage industry.
00:54:19Okay, okay,
00:54:20Don't tell me about her life.
00:54:21Do you mean to tell me
00:54:22What do we do now?
00:54:23Well, buy another armchair.
00:54:25or not go to the wedding.
00:54:26Anyway,
00:54:27If I were you
00:54:27I would talk to the command
00:54:28Tupperware.
00:54:29Fuck,
00:54:29for once
00:54:30that we were going to look good,
00:54:31Now he's more of a rosemary like me.
00:54:33Let's see how I can change it.
00:54:35No,
00:54:35if I take it
00:54:36the scrap dealer.
00:54:37That?
00:54:42Forward.
00:54:44Hello,
00:54:45Good afternoon.
00:54:45Good afternoon.
00:54:46You scared me
00:54:47by phone.
00:54:49Has something happened?
00:54:50Have you had
00:54:51Any problem with your...?
00:54:52No,
00:54:53no no.
00:54:53All good,
00:54:54I'm fine,
00:54:55Everything was perfect.
00:54:56He's the one who wanted to come,
00:54:57He has insisted.
00:54:57It's just that Isabel and I
00:54:58we are trying
00:54:59to have a child,
00:55:00But it seems to be difficult.
00:55:01But we want to have it.
00:55:02one way or the other,
00:55:03We are very excited.
00:55:05Already,
00:55:06already,
00:55:06clear,
00:55:07Yeah.
00:55:08Well,
00:55:08I don't know,
00:55:09you will not be using
00:55:10some contraceptive method.
00:55:11No,
00:55:12Well,
00:55:12How are we going to be?
00:55:13Using it?
00:55:14There aren't that many of us.
00:55:15Well,
00:55:16I said so
00:55:17by eliminating possibilities.
00:55:17But we are willing
00:55:18to face
00:55:19the treatment
00:55:19whatever is needed,
00:55:20hormones,
00:55:21in vitro fertilization,
00:55:22illegal cloning,
00:55:24whatever.
00:55:25Good,
00:55:26good.
00:55:28Isabel,
00:55:28I'm going to make you
00:55:29a brief exploration
00:55:30to see if I can find
00:55:31Something strange.
00:55:31Yeah,
00:55:32Yeah,
00:55:32come on,
00:55:32come on.
00:55:33What should I do?
00:55:34But here?
00:55:34Yeah.
00:55:35Yeah,
00:55:35Yeah.
00:55:37Please.
00:55:47Can we know?
00:55:48What's this about?
00:55:48Do you want to have a child?
00:55:49And you're going to get a guy?
00:55:50Is this the most difficult part yet?
00:55:52Well,
00:55:53Well, he's determined,
00:55:54But I don't want to.
00:55:56Tell him I'm sterile.
00:55:57But you're not sterile,
00:55:58I can't do that.
00:55:59Isabel.
00:55:59Well,
00:56:00Why don't I give it the same treatment?
00:56:01What if you perform a vasectomy on him?
00:56:02Oh,
00:56:04well yes,
00:56:04yes indeed.
00:56:04Please,
00:56:05Isabel,
00:56:05Don't talk nonsense.
00:56:10Tie my tubes
00:56:11in a moment.
00:56:11What do you think?
00:56:12Is that like getting your nails done?
00:56:13Listen,
00:56:14Isabel,
00:56:14what you have to do
00:56:15It's telling her the truth.
00:56:16to Juan
00:56:16and the later,
00:56:17worse.
00:56:18You're right.
00:56:19He is capable of asking
00:56:20a loan
00:56:21to perform fertilization
00:56:22in vitro.
00:56:23Hey,
00:56:23Do you want me to teach you?
00:56:24Prices?
00:56:24Hey?
00:56:25Remove,
00:56:25remove.
00:56:33It's exciting,
00:56:34the miracle of life.
00:56:35Look here,
00:56:36the morphological leap
00:56:37from the head,
00:56:38how the eye
00:56:38It starts now
00:56:39let's see
00:56:40and it's already taking shape.
00:56:41Juan,
00:56:42Juan,
00:56:42Isabel has something to tell you.
00:56:44Yeah,
00:56:45Juan,
00:56:45dear,
00:56:46Sit down.
00:56:46Well,
00:56:47Or better yet, don't sit down.
00:56:48It turns out I'm sterile.
00:56:49Ale,
00:56:50Let's go.
00:56:51Thank you so much,
00:56:51doctor,
00:56:52Hey?
00:56:53Isabel,
00:56:54Do you want to tell me
00:56:55What's going on?
00:56:56You're worrying me.
00:56:57Look,
00:56:57It's very difficult.
00:56:57that Isabel
00:56:58get pregnant
00:56:58because it has a shark.
00:57:00And haven't you noticed?
00:57:01Dear,
00:57:02really,
00:57:02I don't know
00:57:03Where is your head?
00:57:04Since when
00:57:05Do you have that in there?
00:57:06Well, not for very long
00:57:06because I put it on him
00:57:07from yesterday.
00:57:10Well,
00:57:10Juan,
00:57:11But that's it.
00:57:11I don't want to have
00:57:12your child.
00:57:14Well,
00:57:15nor yours,
00:57:16nor anyone else's.
00:57:17That?
00:57:25At this rate
00:57:25We didn't get to the boys,
00:57:26Hey?
00:57:27Lucia,
00:57:28come on,
00:57:28that we're not going to arrive
00:57:29to the first issue.
00:57:30Look,
00:57:30I am a miner.
00:57:31Well,
00:57:32That's impressive.
00:57:33I've seen it,
00:57:33They all leave together,
00:57:34wearing only a helmet,
00:57:35No?
00:57:35So,
00:57:36they pretend to sting
00:57:37in the mine,
00:57:38but with the...
00:57:39Well,
00:57:39I'm ready,
00:57:40let's go.
00:57:42Well,
00:57:43Have a good time,
00:57:44Hey?
00:57:44You too,
00:57:45dear.
00:57:46And be careful!
00:57:47with what you do,
00:57:48Hey?
00:57:49Lucia,
00:57:50You look so beautiful.
00:57:51Yeah,
00:57:51Yeah.
00:57:52Oh well,
00:57:52And why do you get dressed up?
00:57:53so much,
00:57:53if you're the only one
00:57:54Doesn't he have to flirt?
00:57:55Well,
00:57:55I don't have it either.
00:57:56very good,
00:57:57Hey?
00:57:57Don't believe it,
00:57:58because that place is full of aunties
00:57:59maybe some
00:58:00It attacks you.
00:58:01Oh,
00:58:01Let's see if it's true.
00:58:02Hey,
00:58:02We have to wait for Mauri.
00:58:03Here it comes, huh?
00:58:04Hey,
00:58:04to the second number
00:58:05We have to get there,
00:58:05Hey?
00:58:06The Knights of the Round Table
00:58:07They lift you onto the table,
00:58:08Everyone surrounds you
00:58:09and then you're there
00:58:10You improvise.
00:58:11Oh well,
00:58:11that you know the entire repertoire.
00:58:12Normal,
00:58:13if they are already married
00:58:13all my friends.
00:58:15Hello good,
00:58:16Are you ready?
00:58:17Change of plans,
00:58:18In the end, I'll go with you.
00:58:21Is there a problem?
00:58:22No,
00:58:23No,
00:58:23No,
00:58:24We didn't expect it,
00:58:25oh well,
00:58:26Delighted.
00:58:26Yeah,
00:58:27Yeah.
00:58:27Well,
00:58:28Okay then,
00:58:28I have my car downstairs,
00:58:29I'll be waiting for you there.
00:58:29Okay.
00:58:30This one has come for me,
00:58:32I ask to go ahead with him.
00:58:33He's gay.
00:58:34Too bad,
00:58:35because she has a great ass.
00:58:36Hey,
00:58:36that you're getting married.
00:58:37Oh well,
00:58:38So what?
00:58:39Hey,
00:58:39come on,
00:58:40silently,
00:58:41when we pass through the landing
00:58:42of the ladies
00:58:42we crouched down
00:58:43and we took off our shoes.
00:58:45Come on.
00:58:47Bye bye.
00:58:49Come on.
00:59:04Hello.
00:59:06Hello.
00:59:15How odd,
00:59:16No?
00:59:16A bachelor party
00:59:17single.
00:59:18It's like a furarás
00:59:19immovable.
00:59:20I'm nervous,
00:59:21Hey?
00:59:21I don't see a naked woman
00:59:22since I was 14 years old,
00:59:23that I went into the bathroom
00:59:24and I found myself in the maid's office
00:59:25changing.
00:59:26That's when I knew I was gay.
00:59:27Pussy,
00:59:27Look who's come.
00:59:28Oh,
00:59:29Hey?
00:59:29Where is Roberto?
00:59:30That's what I like to hear.
00:59:31kid,
00:59:31with sportsmanship,
00:59:33fitting it into defeat.
00:59:33It's because Lucia's father
00:59:35has hired a young lady
00:59:36to take it to a private room
00:59:37and take pictures of him.
00:59:38Ah,
00:59:39how beautiful,
00:59:39with photographer included,
00:59:41with love
00:59:41that he has prepared
00:59:42This man does everything.
00:59:42No,
00:59:43Emilio,
00:59:43which is to show them
00:59:44Lucia
00:59:45and that there be no wedding.
00:59:45Ah,
00:59:46Well,
00:59:46Well, I take it back,
00:59:47with a bad temper
00:59:47that he has prepared
00:59:48This man does everything.
00:59:49Well,
00:59:49Well, as soon as you see it
00:59:50You tell him/her,
00:59:51that I don't want Lucia
00:59:52I had another bad time.
00:59:53Okay,
00:59:53Okay,
00:59:53We will notify you.
00:59:55I don't know,
00:59:56In the end, he's going to be a good guy.
00:59:57That's lovely,
00:59:58I still think this one
00:59:59better match than the other,
01:00:00Look.
01:00:01Well,
01:00:01That's not our war,
01:00:02Let's grab a spot.
01:00:03Yeah.
01:00:04Hello,
01:00:05hello,
01:00:06avocado.
01:00:09Hello,
01:00:10guys,
01:00:11Are you from the farewell party?
01:00:12Roberto's?
01:00:13I'm looking for
01:00:15to the boyfriend.
01:00:15Let's see,
01:00:16Who is Roberto?
01:00:17I,
01:00:18the pretty forewoman.
01:00:19Hello.
01:00:20Are you sure it's you?
01:00:21Man,
01:00:22It has taken me a while
01:00:22to get married,
01:00:23But in the end I managed it.
01:00:25Hey,
01:00:25If you want, I'll show you.
01:00:26the one over there.
01:00:26No,
01:00:26It's not necessary.
01:00:27Come with me,
01:00:28I have a little gift for you.
01:00:29a surprise for you,
01:00:29You'll see.
01:00:30Oh,
01:00:30Yeah,
01:00:31How nerve-wracking.
01:00:32But look at him.
01:00:33When I grow up I want to be
01:00:34like your father,
01:00:35I swear,
01:00:36Hey?
01:00:36We haven't been quick there.
01:00:38Yeah,
01:00:38You're very hardened,
01:00:39He has suffered a lot of hunger.
01:00:49And this is what they call it
01:00:50to the liberation of women,
01:00:51I'm going to a place
01:00:51to act like a lout
01:00:52Like, dude.
01:00:53Look,
01:00:53The reflection is tomorrow.
01:00:54with the hangover,
01:00:56handsome.
01:00:57I just don't understand.
01:00:58the charm he sees
01:00:59people go to these places.
01:01:00Yeah,
01:01:00Yeah,
01:01:00men to me
01:01:00I like them less and less.
01:01:02If a naked guy
01:01:03It's unsightly.
01:01:04is...
01:01:05My God
01:01:06what you have there.
01:01:07I mean,
01:01:08Disgusting,
01:01:08No?
01:01:09You being gay
01:01:10You'll be delighted here,
01:01:11No?
01:01:11No,
01:01:12Well, don't think so of me,
01:01:13They say I have other tastes.
01:01:14Already,
01:01:14I've noticed that about you.
01:01:15a long time ago.
01:01:17Here,
01:01:17here,
01:01:18here,
01:01:18here,
01:01:18here,
01:01:18here,
01:01:19here,
01:01:19here,
01:01:34poor thing,
01:01:34What a time that's going to pass.
01:01:36Don't believe it,
01:01:36Hey?
01:01:37There are things one believes
01:01:38that at the beginning
01:01:38They're not going to like it
01:01:39And yet later...
01:01:40It's true,
01:01:41I remember
01:01:41than with windsurfing
01:01:42once...
01:01:44What is this crazy woman doing?
01:01:47What are you doing?
01:01:48Pussy,
01:01:48He's flirting with me,
01:01:49Well, I'm going for it.
01:01:51Bea,
01:01:51I've become a lesbian.
01:01:52Nativity scene,
01:01:53For God's sake,
01:01:53that we are friends.
01:01:54No,
01:01:54No,
01:01:54But don't worry,
01:01:55unless you attract me,
01:01:56I'm just testing it out.
01:01:57Thank you,
01:01:57I feel much calmer now,
01:01:58Hey?
01:01:59Look,
01:01:59I'm going home.
01:02:00I'm running late,
01:02:00Hey?
01:02:01Hey,
01:02:01Let's see if I'm imagining things
01:02:02who is looking at my cleavage.
01:02:04Hey,
01:02:04Fernando!
01:02:04That has made me a child again,
01:02:05Hey?
01:02:06No,
01:02:06No,
01:02:06No,
01:02:06Bea,
01:02:07Don't be narrow-minded,
01:02:07Let's talk,
01:02:08Let's value the kiss.
01:02:10Nativity scene,
01:02:12We have already sown the seeds,
01:02:13We'll pick something up.
01:02:18Hey,
01:02:19hey,
01:02:19hey,
01:02:19hey,
01:02:20Did you take a picture of me when he sat me down?
01:02:21They've wrapped themselves up together
01:02:23And they're gone.
01:02:24Would you like a gin and tonic?
01:02:26No,
01:02:27No,
01:02:27thanks a lot,
01:02:28I can't think of anything more pathetic
01:02:29than a bachelorette party alone.
01:02:32Look at her!
01:02:33Prick!
01:02:34This is one of them.
01:02:35And Marisa,
01:02:36How long is it?
01:02:36It's bingo,
01:02:38son,
01:02:38which takes up my entire budget.
01:02:40Go on,
01:02:41that you warn,
01:02:42Hey?
01:02:43Yeah,
01:02:43You know that in the end we'll find you,
01:02:44It's just making things complicated.
01:02:47Where is everyone?
01:02:48Well, they've left.
01:02:49And the party's over.
01:02:51What a shameful place!
01:02:53This happens to us
01:02:54for entering Europe.
01:02:57Look how cute these boys always look.
01:03:00Chichu,
01:03:01low,
01:03:01I'm going to introduce you to my sister!
01:03:02Okay!
01:03:03Okay!
01:03:04Okay!
01:03:12Juan,
01:03:12please,
01:03:13get angry.
01:03:14Scream,
01:03:14breaks things.
01:03:16But is there anything at all?
01:03:18No,
01:03:18if it was my fault.
01:03:20I've put a lot of pressure on you.
01:03:21Yeah,
01:03:22To be honest, a little bit, yes.
01:03:24No,
01:03:24I thought
01:03:25that you also wanted to start a family,
01:03:27But I see that I am alone.
01:03:28on this journey.
01:03:29Let's see,
01:03:29Marco Polo,
01:03:30to discuss in the bedroom.
01:03:31This is a common area.
01:03:32See?
01:03:33It's because I want to have another child.
01:03:35Alex,
01:03:35despite their perseverance to integrate,
01:03:37He is the son of a Polish man.
01:03:39Pablo does his own thing completely.
01:03:40Natalia more.
01:03:41And José Miguel,
01:03:42who was the family's great hope,
01:03:44is undergoing an evolution
01:03:44which doesn't exactly inspire optimism.
01:03:46See?
01:03:47That hurt me.
01:03:48To the psychologist at the school you attend.
01:03:49We are not married.
01:03:51We haven't signed any mortgage.
01:03:53What do we have that unites us?
01:03:55Hey?
01:03:56The little sign on the mailbox.
01:03:58Well,
01:03:58Are both names there?
01:03:59Isabel,
01:04:00please,
01:04:01This is a crisis.
01:04:02Well,
01:04:03come on,
01:04:04Go get the child.
01:04:04Okay.
01:04:05No,
01:04:05No,
01:04:05No,
01:04:05No,
01:04:06No,
01:04:06No,
01:04:06No,
01:04:06That's not how it works.
01:04:08We both have to want it.
01:04:10Look,
01:04:10If it makes you happy,
01:04:11me too.
01:04:12And me,
01:04:13as long as you keep quiet.
01:04:14Come on,
01:04:15Let's try it.
01:04:16Grief,
01:04:17if you have an uncle.
01:04:18And what does a 2% chance have?
01:04:20Those who don't even have them, even less?
01:04:22And how well do you play?
01:04:23Dad,
01:04:24You have to have faith.
01:04:25You will have a child if Diu wants you to.
01:04:26Well,
01:04:27José Miguel,
01:04:27That's house arrest.
01:04:28all weekend
01:04:29and without a console.
01:04:30But you've made it so easy for me.
01:04:32Do you want me to tell you another one?
01:04:33Do you know the one that Diu...
01:04:35You keep going,
01:04:36You keep going.
01:04:36Juan,
01:04:37Leave it.
01:04:38Don't get tired.
01:04:44Mauri,
01:04:46I am Fernando,
01:04:46I'm already home.
01:04:47So soon?
01:04:48What happened?
01:04:49No,
01:04:50Well,
01:04:50I'll tell you when you arrive.
01:04:51Hey?
01:04:53Well,
01:04:53And how are things over there?
01:04:54Well then,
01:04:55here,
01:04:55Nothing new.
01:04:57One moment,
01:04:58You keep going,
01:04:59let's see,
01:04:59I already...
01:05:01Hey,
01:05:01I'll call you later.
01:05:02the waiter has arrived.
01:05:03Yeah,
01:05:03that we are going to order.
01:05:07Who was your wife?
01:05:08The relative,
01:05:09which gets very heavy.
01:05:21Hello.
01:05:22What about you?
01:05:23Excellent,
01:05:23No?
01:05:23Wow, you found a taxi so quickly.
01:05:25Yeah.
01:05:25Who do you think you are?
01:05:26Because you're pretty-faced
01:05:27Can you play with people's feelings?
01:05:29No,
01:05:29No,
01:05:30No,
01:05:30I really don't.
01:05:31If I've done anything that might have led you to think...
01:05:33Of course you did.
01:05:34Yeah,
01:05:35I,
01:05:35I thought you liked me.
01:05:38Come on,
01:05:38peaceful,
01:05:39nothing's wrong,
01:05:40Hey?
01:05:40Do not touch me,
01:05:41I'm carrying a spray.
01:05:43What's happening?
01:05:45What, am I not pretty enough for you?
01:05:47Yeah,
01:05:47Yeah,
01:05:47Yeah,
01:05:47You are very pretty,
01:05:48The thing is, I'm gay.
01:05:49Lie!
01:05:56But get out of there!
01:05:56What are we talking about!
01:05:58No!
01:06:02If they tell me we're going to a strict
01:06:03And that Mariano and Mauri are the ones who are going to get caught,
01:06:05the thing is...
01:06:05It's true,
01:06:06Why do they never put me on?
01:06:07Paco,
01:06:08You have the face of a pervert.
01:06:09that even problems scare them.
01:06:10professionals.
01:06:11What the hell is my dad doing?
01:06:12Leave him be.
01:06:13Have fun.
01:06:13If he's already quite old,
01:06:15I wonder if it's going to die on me.
01:06:15in a dishonest position.
01:06:17Shit,
01:06:17It's Lourdes!
01:06:18I said I was going with my grandmother.
01:06:19So that?
01:06:19If to the ugly one,
01:06:20There's no need to lie to them.
01:06:21Malis,
01:06:21Don't mess with me.
01:06:23Go on,
01:06:23brings,
01:06:23brings,
01:06:23what are you doing?
01:06:24Bring it!
01:06:27Tell me.
01:06:29No,
01:06:30Paco is not here.
01:06:31I am Manuela,
01:06:32her grandmother,
01:06:34the one we're in the hospital.
01:06:36Yeah,
01:06:37I've fallen.
01:06:40No,
01:06:40No.
01:06:41Paco has gone down
01:06:42to buy some cashews.
01:06:44Yeah.
01:06:45As?
01:06:47Oh,
01:06:47little girl,
01:06:48If I can't hear you,
01:06:49because my TV is too high
01:06:50and I can't reach the controls.
01:06:52Oh,
01:06:53Come see me if you come.
01:06:54I'm very sick.
01:06:56Oh,
01:06:56Oh my God.
01:06:57That?
01:06:58Oh,
01:06:59Oh,
01:06:59that I'm going to leave you,
01:07:00a machine is beeping at me.
01:07:01Yeah,
01:07:03Yeah.
01:07:04Oh,
01:07:05Oh,
01:07:05I'm drowning.
01:07:06Oh,
01:07:06I'm drowning.
01:07:07Oh,
01:07:08Oh.
01:07:09To the,
01:07:09that's it,
01:07:10Let the party continue.
01:07:11What party?
01:07:11If the only one having fun here is Mauri.
01:07:13Well,
01:07:13That's enough.
01:07:14No?
01:07:14Let someone else get on,
01:07:16Because that's not the plan either...
01:07:17Take my bra off with your mouth.
01:07:19The bra with the...
01:07:21Let's see if I'm right,
01:07:22because it makes...
01:07:23lifetime,
01:07:24come on.
01:07:25Come on.
01:07:26Let's see,
01:07:26It's just that...
01:07:32Look,
01:07:32This is when your father's roof overturned.
01:07:35And this is me,
01:07:37like a croquette bouncing on the sand.
01:07:40And this one?
01:07:41And this is you hitting me over the head with the rake?
01:07:43Between Sandokan and Mazinger Z, I was completely confused.
01:07:47Then I got hooked on Maya the Bee and I finally focused.
01:07:50I was so in love with you when I was little.
01:07:53Oh, really?
01:07:54Yeah.
01:07:56Let's see,
01:07:57happens...
01:07:57And suddenly,
01:07:59Look,
01:08:00next-door neighbors,
01:08:01what is destiny,
01:08:02Hey?
01:08:03Yeah.
01:08:04If you think about it,
01:08:06is...
01:08:06Yeah.
01:08:07Are you okay?
01:08:08Are you sweating?
01:08:09It's just that I remembered how hot it was in Gandía and...
01:08:12I saw myself at the beach bar,
01:08:14with the paella,
01:08:15And my mother telling me to put on cream and...
01:08:24What are you doing here?
01:08:25Look, Lucia,
01:08:27I have tried to be strong, and I have been.
01:08:29And well,
01:08:29Don't think I've come here to cry for you or to ask you to come back to me,
01:08:32But please,
01:08:33Come back to me.
01:08:35Carlos,
01:08:36please,
01:08:36Don't do this to me.
01:08:37Okay,
01:08:38Okay,
01:08:38Okay.
01:08:39Okay,
01:08:40that's it.
01:08:41Don't worry.
01:08:43I'm not the one calling.
01:08:45Don't do this to me.
01:08:47But you started it.
01:08:49Already.
01:08:56Wait,
01:08:57wait,
01:08:57wait,
01:08:57wait,
01:08:58wait.
01:08:59Can't.
01:09:00What's happening?
01:09:00I don't kiss well?
01:09:02No,
01:09:02No,
01:09:02No,
01:09:02No,
01:09:02You kiss very well.
01:09:04Perfect technique,
01:09:05good execution.
01:09:06Roberto,
01:09:06You look like a rhythmic gymnastics judge.
01:09:09But I don't believe in premarital relationships.
01:09:11especially if they're not with my girlfriend.
01:09:13Do you have a girlfriend?
01:09:14Yeah,
01:09:15I live with her and I'm going to get married.
01:09:17In fact,
01:09:17I should be at my bachelor party now.
01:09:19and not here reminiscing.
01:09:21And since you didn't tell me before...
01:09:22Fuck,
01:09:22Well, because I haven't seen the moment.
01:09:25And I love you.
01:09:27Sorry,
01:09:27Hey,
01:09:28But I've matured.
01:09:31Fuck,
01:09:32If you catch me 15 days before, the dates work for me.
01:09:34But I can't do it like this.
01:09:44Hey,
01:09:45What was I going to say?
01:09:46We finished looking at the photos,
01:09:47No?
01:09:48Haztitos!
01:09:50Fernando!
01:09:52Mauri,
01:09:52it's you?
01:09:53But who has entered here?
01:09:54The CIA is searching for weapons of mass destruction.
01:09:56Shh!
01:09:57He's gone.
01:09:59Come on,
01:09:59fast,
01:10:00close,
01:10:00close.
01:10:01But who?
01:10:01What's happening?
01:10:03Carmela from above,
01:10:04that she's crazy,
01:10:05which I based my voice on
01:10:06And then he came in here threatening me
01:10:07with anti-rape spray.
01:10:08You must have done something,
01:10:09You must have put your heterosexual smile on him.
01:10:11No,
01:10:11that I haven't done anything,
01:10:12that she's made up the whole story herself.
01:10:13It's always them.
01:10:15Hey,
01:10:15And what do you have here?
01:10:16That?
01:10:17Have you ever been kissed?
01:10:18Shut up,
01:10:18that a girl brought me up on stage
01:10:20and he's left me in my underwear.
01:10:21As?
01:10:22Besides,
01:10:22I wore some really ugly underwear today
01:10:24of those black ones that have stretched-out elastic.
01:10:26Two more washes and I'd keep them for rags.
01:10:29Horrifying.
01:10:30The worst time of my life.
01:10:32Well, I don't know how you see it,
01:10:33Hey?
01:10:34But to me this seems like a tie.
01:10:35No,
01:10:36sorry,
01:10:36You've been provoking it.
01:10:37I was chosen from the crowd.
01:10:39The girl said,
01:10:40that,
01:10:40the handsome one.
01:10:41Or that one,
01:10:41the one with the feather,
01:10:42which is harmless.
01:10:44Well,
01:10:45come on,
01:10:45Let's leave it at that.
01:10:46We are gay,
01:10:47It's absurd to compete.
01:10:49Other sexual,
01:10:49no, thanks,
01:10:50You should leave them alone.
01:10:51That.
01:10:52Come on,
01:10:52silly,
01:10:52a kiss.
01:10:56But I tell him just as much as you do,
01:10:57or more.
01:10:58That's not exactly right,
01:10:59but...
01:11:00We're going back to the park tomorrow.
01:11:01Okay then.
01:11:04Carlos,
01:11:05I'm sure you're okay.
01:11:07Man,
01:11:07How do you want me to stay?
01:11:09I'll call you later.
01:11:10Okay?
01:11:10A little kiss.
01:11:12How are you,
01:11:13dear?
01:11:14You've arrived so soon!
01:11:15No?
01:11:15How was the farewell?
01:11:16Good,
01:11:17good,
01:11:17very calm.
01:11:18And yours?
01:11:19Good,
01:11:20normal,
01:11:20soda,
01:11:21The usual,
01:11:21although not either...
01:11:23Already.
01:11:24Are you OK?
01:11:25You seem strange.
01:11:26Yeah,
01:11:26Yeah,
01:11:27I'm fine.
01:11:27Well, that's exactly what I was going to say to you,
01:11:29I've noticed you're acting a little strange.
01:11:32Alcohol,
01:11:33we're too old for this kind of thing.
01:11:38Lucia,
01:11:39I'm bringing you my wedding gift.
01:11:40At this hour?
01:11:41I'm sorry,
01:11:41dear,
01:11:41I couldn't wait.
01:11:42Let's see,
01:11:43let's see,
01:11:43You'll see what photos.
01:11:45How are you taking photos?
01:11:46What photos?
01:11:46Look,
01:11:48This guy seems to know what's up.
01:11:50Well,
01:11:50What do you think?
01:11:51Very well,
01:11:52Mariano giving each other the eye.
01:11:53What I do?
01:11:54Should I expand this
01:11:54And should I put it in the living room?
01:11:55What, Mariano?
01:11:56No, no, no,
01:11:56Yes, it's Roberto.
01:11:57Dad,
01:11:57But where did he get this from?
01:11:59That's clear,
01:12:00He set me up.
01:12:01to see if he would cheat on you.
01:12:02Dad,
01:12:03Roberto would never do such a thing.
01:12:05Man,
01:12:05Stop interfering in our lives,
01:12:06No?
01:12:06Please.
01:12:07Daughter,
01:12:07My only sin is pretending that you should be happy.
01:12:09But of course,
01:12:09with the clown.
01:12:10Out,
01:12:11look,
01:12:11And you know what I say,
01:12:12that I'm not inviting you to my wedding anymore.
01:12:14Hey,
01:12:14Does he pay?
01:12:15It's true,
01:12:15Well,
01:12:15Well, we'll see.
01:12:16Well,
01:12:16It's that I'm surrounded by incompetent people.
01:12:18Pussy,
01:12:18That driver is going to be fired.
01:12:19And Mariano pays me for the service.
01:12:21Yeah,
01:12:21TRUE?
01:12:23Hey,
01:12:24I'm starting to get attached to your father, even though it's not obvious.
01:12:26Dear,
01:12:26I'm sorry,
01:12:27really.
01:12:28I don't understand anything.
01:12:30I'm going to the bedroom for a moment,
01:12:31Okay?
01:12:31I'm going to call my mother,
01:12:32I'll be right back.
01:12:32Okay,
01:12:33And I'm hoping to get something to eat.
01:12:34I'm feeling down.
01:12:46Roberto,
01:12:46are you OK?
01:12:47Yeah,
01:12:47Yeah,
01:12:47Yeah,
01:12:47Yeah,
01:12:48Yeah,
01:12:48I'm so drunk.
01:12:50They gave me cheap wine.
01:12:59But how can we give this to Lucia?
01:13:01As president of the community, I am the one who will be serving.
01:13:03I'm left with a face of embarrassment.
01:13:04If it's about going to the wedding,
01:13:06I wanted a relaxing armchair,
01:13:07Here it is.
01:13:08And if he doesn't like it,
01:13:09I'll exchange it for you.
01:13:10I think it's enough for some sandals.
01:13:13Surprise!
01:13:14What surprise?
01:13:15Lucia,
01:13:16We have the pleasure of making you
01:13:17Delivery of your relaxing massage chair.
01:13:19Ah,
01:13:20Is this a massage chair?
01:13:21Yeah,
01:13:22It's because it has a minimalist design,
01:13:23He's the one who made the COVID out of Barcelona '92.
01:13:25It has a beaded backrest,
01:13:27like that of taxi drivers.
01:13:28Man,
01:13:28That's a bonus.
01:13:29You can play it if you want.
01:13:30Already.
01:13:33See?
01:13:34We've made fools of ourselves again.
01:13:35That's because the dick is really posh.
01:13:37I'm sure you put guiche in the little balls
01:13:39And he loves it.
01:13:40For once we have a nice little something,
01:13:42You're ruining a €2,600 armchair,
01:13:44public sale price.
01:13:45Mr. John,
01:13:46if misfortunes occur.
01:13:47It was a senile accident
01:13:48of these ladies who are no longer able to care for themselves.
01:13:50Let's not fool ourselves.
01:13:51Mariano,
01:13:52pifos,
01:13:52transtrude,
01:13:53It does not mean total loss.
01:13:55Directly,
01:13:56come on,
01:13:56He doesn't even come.
01:13:57It's because the detailer,
01:13:58man,
01:13:59a technical term.
01:14:00Look for cylinder head gasket,
01:14:01You'll see he won't come either.
01:14:03Dad,
01:14:03don't worry,
01:14:04Hey?
01:14:04No,
01:14:04It's just that when I get them
01:14:05the little train warmed me up,
01:14:06Hey?
01:14:07Hey,
01:14:07that they've plugged a cable into my kitchen,
01:14:09I've come across the goalpost
01:14:10And they have the armchair there.
01:14:11How can you be such a liar?
01:14:13Well,
01:14:13But is it fixed or not?
01:14:16Go away,
01:14:16Mr. Cuesta.
01:14:18Go away!
01:14:19And what does this have to do with me?
01:14:20Tell me, Mr. Juan
01:14:21which is very bright,
01:14:22Maybe with a little luck
01:14:23falls down the stairs.
01:14:25Emilio,
01:14:25We'll talk later, you and I.
01:14:26Hey?
01:14:26But he's my father.
01:14:27who is desperately seeking asylum,
01:14:28propose a special assessment,
01:14:29if it will be more profitable in the long run.
Comentarios