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00:00:30Jerba, don't try to understand that now that you're blocking my sun!
00:00:33Juan!
00:00:33What's happening?
00:00:34Nothing, say hello to the lifeguard, we've already opened the pool.
00:00:40Mariano, you can't set that up there. It's a common area.
00:00:43I'm posting it here for everyone. If you don't want to download it, that's your problem.
00:00:47How shameful! Crook!
00:00:50Hey! Juan is no longer president.
00:00:54This lady is no longer in charge, she's just shooting in the dark.
00:00:56I need somewhere to cool off. At my age, heatstroke could kill me.
00:01:01Why don't you go to the municipal swimming pool? It's just opened. Take advantage of it while you can, there's no fungus yet.
00:01:07I don't like it; there are too many old people. Besides, they don't let me go nude.
00:01:11And not here either.
00:01:12Come on, yes, it can be.
00:01:15And the president did nothing.
00:01:19Mauri!
00:01:20Mauricio!
00:01:22What happens now?
00:01:23Do you think it's normal to use the light well for this?
00:01:26No lights, because your sweetheart is blocking them.
00:01:28Besides, the shad go in the dryer, damn it.
00:01:32I'm fed up with you all, aren't I?
00:01:33She had been singing for an hour to help the child fall asleep.
00:01:36Ah, it was you!
00:01:38I already thought it was way, way too early for the Looney Tunes.
00:01:40If you are unable to balance your personal life with the presidency, it is best to resign.
00:01:45Yes, that's what I want.
00:01:46And you won't let me.
00:01:47Have you seen it?
00:01:49He doesn't face the community's problems.
00:01:51He's a political ostrich.
00:01:53Just a moment.
00:01:57The guide, right?
00:01:58The swimsuit is by Ardani, damn it.
00:02:01And next up is fryer oil.
00:02:04How's the yard?
00:02:08No one can live here, here, here.
00:02:10Not here, not here.
00:02:12Every day is like this.
00:02:14I couldn't imagine it when I came here.
00:02:17I was just looking for some peace.
00:02:19I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.
00:02:21No one can live here, here, here.
00:02:24Not here, not here.
00:02:25No, no, no.
00:02:26No one can live here, here, here.
00:02:28Not here, not here.
00:02:30No no.
00:02:30If the rumba starts again, I can't find the goalkeeper.
00:02:35My neighbors watch and listen to me.
00:02:37I can't stand being in this place.
00:02:39Otherwise, they don't have zombie neighbors here.
00:02:41If not, come to my cousin's.
00:02:42Come to the neighborhood, cousin, I love you and I'll teach you.
00:02:44Where clowns cry, thieves rob us.
00:02:46And the stones are thought of as something that is against them.
00:02:48Put it in a cocktail shaker.
00:02:53You in an earthquake and in an earthquake and in a mouth.
00:02:57Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:02:58And you walk on this staircase.
00:03:02No one can live here, here, here.
00:03:05Not here, not here.
00:03:07No one can live here, here, here.
00:03:11I can't imagine it when I came here.
00:03:14I was just looking for some peace.
00:03:16And I wake up his cheek in the churetac.
00:03:18No one can live here, here, here.
00:03:21No one can live here, here, here.
00:03:23No one can live here, here, here.
00:03:26No.
00:03:28Melen, you told me you were renting me the other room.
00:03:30Now Fernando has gone to live with Mauri and I'm left hanging.
00:03:33Well, I know, but what do you want me to do if Carmen doesn't leave?
00:03:36But you told him.
00:03:37It usually helps.
00:03:38Of course I told her, she's just playing dumb.
00:03:40Well, no, it's just wrong.
00:03:42I mean, I think that cheating with Emilio has destabilized some neuron in there.
00:03:45So, what do I do now?
00:03:48Okay, you can stay in my room.
00:03:51And do we sleep together?
00:03:52Uh, no, I sleep on the sofa and you sleep in the bedroom.
00:03:55that you'll be much more comfortable with the child.
00:03:57Belén, I'm a lesbian, don't inform me, do you understand the difference?
00:04:01Nativity scene.
00:04:02Okay, I'm going to keep uploading things.
00:04:03Emilio, will you help me now, okay?
00:04:05Uh, ah, yes, yes, yes, I'm coming right away.
00:04:07Why the hell am I going to help her, if she's not the owner?
00:04:09What do you want? I'm very busy.
00:04:11Belén, who really won't arrive until the afternoon.
00:04:12I have a gap in my schedule and I thought that at some point...
00:04:15No, I said no.
00:04:15No, it'll only be a moment.
00:04:16No!
00:04:18We'll be back.
00:04:18Man, I just ended a relationship, I'll have to heal my wounds, right?
00:04:21Go home and get yourself some TLC, you've got some nerve.
00:04:24But if I do it for both of us, my brain activates the happiness hormone.
00:04:27It is scientifically proven.
00:04:28Of course, because you don't read...
00:04:29Emilio, Carmen is still at home, imagine if she sees us.
00:04:32But if he has an exam, he spends the day correcting things.
00:04:34No!
00:04:35That's going to burn!
00:04:36What do you think you are?
00:04:37So now that you're single you can come here for sex whenever you want?
00:04:40Look, you're already grabbing the door, you're already...
00:04:43Let me tell you something, okay?
00:04:45This cannot continue.
00:04:46I want commitment.
00:04:47Yes, my love, yes.
00:04:49Commitment.
00:04:50You turned off the iron.
00:04:51Yeah?
00:04:52Belén, I'm home now.
00:04:54Already.
00:04:54Don't stop now?
00:04:55That?
00:04:56Remove.
00:04:57Carmen!
00:04:57Okay, I'm coming!
00:04:59No, that's how we ended up.
00:05:00No, take it away.
00:05:01Yes, like that, slowly.
00:05:02No, I can't get there like that.
00:05:03Yes, yes.
00:05:04You're going in a tantric style, which is very fashionable now.
00:05:06And I'm already tucked my ass in like the cop singer.
00:05:08Oh no, take it away.
00:05:09Belén, look at this beautiful shirt I bought.
00:05:13Yes, she's very pretty.
00:05:15Yes, that color really suits you.
00:05:20No, he called me because he couldn't see the second channel.
00:05:23and wants to watch the rhythmic gymnastics Olympics.
00:05:26And of course, the silly, silly thing, well...
00:05:28And no, he's the one who went up.
00:05:29Well, it's okay.
00:05:31If you want to come back, I respect that.
00:05:33No, no, we're not coming back.
00:05:35Oh, and it was just sex.
00:05:40Why are you talking?
00:05:41I already had the situation under control.
00:05:42Go on, leave.
00:05:44Take it away now.
00:05:44Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:05:45That thing that's gone was the cutlery drawer.
00:05:48This is where you need to put the plastic knives, like airplanes.
00:05:51But I want a normal boyfriend.
00:05:54Can he be a normal boyfriend or what?
00:05:56Normal.
00:06:01Dad, what are you doing here?
00:06:02I've come to ask Nieves for another chance.
00:06:04What do you think of this gesture?
00:06:07Well, you've never been able to elicit pity.
00:06:09You look like you're trying to scam the store.
00:06:10I've realized I made a mistake with her.
00:06:12Yes, and sleeping on the tent floor is awful, you know?
00:06:14Well, yes, a little bit of everything.
00:06:16Well, you're late.
00:06:17Nieves is leaving.
00:06:18Rent the apartment.
00:06:18What are you saying?
00:06:20Natalia, I need a family.
00:06:23And I'm not going to find it here.
00:06:24Auntie, we love you so much, how can you leave?
00:06:26You know that this summer in the village you'll always have a bed for yourself.
00:06:30We can take care of grandpa together and you can help him clean the shotgun.
00:06:34Okay, I'll call you.
00:06:35Let me work out the dates.
00:06:37Nieves, look who's come.
00:06:38Hello.
00:06:39You won't have the nerve to come and say goodbye.
00:06:42Look, why do I have the knives wrapped up?
00:06:43What else?
00:06:44Nieves, I am very sorry.
00:06:45You have no idea how many nights I've spent in the sports shop.
00:06:49My soul aches.
00:06:50And the back.
00:06:51I almost did something stupid.
00:06:53I got into the tent, zipped it up, and turned on the camping gas.
00:06:57AND?
00:06:57It was one of the small ones, just a mild migraine.
00:07:00But it's the intention that counts.
00:07:02Come on, let's go, I want to close up.
00:07:06The keys.
00:07:07Yeah.
00:07:13Bye bye.
00:07:16Damn, and now I have to go back home.
00:07:17What a bummer.
00:07:18Dad, what are we going to do now?
00:07:20Well, it takes up space, if it's already been invented.
00:07:22It's always a good idea to make copies of the key.
00:07:26Juan, give me a kiss.
00:07:29You are my brother and I will always love you.
00:07:32Despite everything you've done to me.
00:07:34Take.
00:07:35Put this sign here in the doorway and watch who comes in.
00:07:38Don't drill into my walls.
00:07:40It's a shame you're leaving us, Nieves.
00:07:42You were already a big deal here.
00:07:43You were completely integrated into this, into our community.
00:07:46Yeah.
00:07:47You kicked me out of the house, my boyfriend is trying to cheat on me with a woman in her sixties, and the neighbors call me a slut.
00:07:52Juan, the Palestinians are more integrated in Gaza than she is here.
00:07:57Herbs.
00:07:58Without resentment.
00:08:00We've never clicked, even though I've done everything I can.
00:08:03But you haven't opened up.
00:08:05Take care of Juan, even if you don't know how.
00:08:06José Miguel, give your aunt a kiss.
00:08:08Wait until she asks for it, right?
00:08:10José Miguel, give me a kiss.
00:08:13Call me from time to time.
00:08:15Yes, yes, I'll send you a text message.
00:08:17Goodbye, aunt.
00:08:19Goodbye, Bolshevik.
00:08:20Natalia hasn't come down because she's exhausted.
00:08:23And you're not saying goodbye to us?
00:08:25Go to hell, man.
00:08:27Chunga until the end.
00:08:29Lleves, fate has not wanted to unite us, but I will always carry you deep within me.
00:08:33Oh, stop!
00:08:35The farewell was turning out so beautifully.
00:08:37And why did you turn on the taximeter if we haven't even started moving yet?
00:08:41He's already resetting it to zero.
00:08:43God.
00:08:49Well, life goes on.
00:08:52In reality, a building is like a living being, which renews itself, which changes.
00:08:56And are we the bifidus?
00:08:58I'm thinking of putting up a plaque with the names of all the neighbors who have lived in the community.
00:09:02from the illustrious Don Bartolomé Méndez Zuloaga, teacher and mentor.
00:09:05I slept with him.
00:09:07Like a kind of monument.
00:09:08Yes, to those who died in acts of coexistence.
00:09:11Be quiet, Mr. Cuesta! Be quiet!
00:09:14That's a nice idea.
00:09:17Don't pay them any attention, if you're an urban poet.
00:09:20Well, a little more romance would do us all good.
00:09:23Ultimately, a building is a silent witness to...
00:09:28What's that?
00:09:29What did she wear and what was she wearing?
00:09:30Well, I don't know, from a distance it looks like one of those air conditioning units.
00:09:34It surprises me.
00:09:35Phew!
00:09:36With this heat.
00:09:37But that's an aberration.
00:09:38The president must be informed immediately.
00:09:41Emilio, urgent meeting!
00:09:43Hey Juan, why don't we take advantage of this and put one up ourselves?
00:09:46With one of those pollen filters?
00:09:51Juan?
00:09:53Juan!
00:09:54Why am I standing here talking to myself?
00:09:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:10:00Our ice cream is made with macadamia nuts.
00:10:02No, Roberto, you're sinking me.
00:10:03Lucia, you can't overcome crises by beating a donut.
00:10:06Get your act together.
00:10:07Look on the bright side.
00:10:08How can I be positive?
00:10:09My wedding has already been postponed twice.
00:10:11Next time I send invitations to people, they're going to do what they did with bank letters.
00:10:14They're going to throw them away without looking.
00:10:15Look, glucose doesn't let you think.
00:10:17Your relationship with Carlos wasn't going anywhere.
00:10:19By leaving you, he's done you a favor.
00:10:20No, no, no.
00:10:20We both broke up.
00:10:21Well, that's it.
00:10:23Lucia, you have made a series of wrong decisions.
00:10:26Catastrophic.
00:10:27But you can still rebuild your life.
00:10:28No, I'm too old now.
00:10:30But what, are you going to be older?
00:10:32You are intelligent, beautiful, and funny.
00:10:34Why didn't you meet the prince at a party?
00:10:36Otherwise, you would now be Doña Lucía with a Z.
00:10:40Oh, thank goodness you're here.
00:10:42Well yes.
00:10:43What are you carrying there?
00:10:44Nothing.
00:10:45And this?
00:10:47Well, it was in case I got one of those typical afternoon blues.
00:10:51It's a little cookie, chocolate-flavored.
00:10:54I just spoke to Carlos and he says you've cancelled the wedding.
00:10:57But I already had everything organized.
00:10:58I haven't been able to get Plácido or Julio, but I've hired Chenoa, who is the Spanish Beyoncé.
00:11:03Okay, let's see.
00:11:04What happened?
00:11:05Well, we've broken up, Dad.
00:11:07And that seemed like reason enough to cancel the wedding.
00:11:09Hello.
00:11:09Honey, it's normal to have little fights.
00:11:12It's the nerves of the preparations.
00:11:14Two days before our wedding, your mother and I weren't speaking to each other.
00:11:17Things didn't get any better after that, but we went to the altar as God intended.
00:11:21Carlos has gotten Alba pregnant.
00:11:23And he's gone.
00:11:24Dad has left me.
00:11:25Dawn?
00:11:26Yeah.
00:11:26Diego's?
00:11:27What kind of soap opera is this?
00:11:28But I was the first one who wanted to get married.
00:11:30And I already had everything prepared.
00:11:31The bun, the dress, the banquet, the church, everything.
00:11:34But if it can't be done, then it can't be done.
00:11:35That's it, it's suspended.
00:11:36Or not?
00:11:37But when did this one come in?
00:11:39I was here.
00:11:42Lucia, I will marry you.
00:11:44The first time it didn't go well for us, but maybe now is our time.
00:11:47With the paintbrush?
00:11:48No, my daughter, no.
00:11:49For me?
00:11:50No.
00:11:50Are you serious?
00:11:52I have never been more serious in my life.
00:11:53What do you think?
00:11:54Well, yes, right?
00:11:55But if it's like, there's enthusiasm or if it's like, well, whatever, I'll just go for it.
00:12:01No.
00:12:02Because?
00:12:02I mean, yes, it's a yes that means yes, well, I don't know, yes, right?
00:12:08Daughter, take your time, things need to be thought through.
00:12:11A week at a spa getting mud treatments and ideas start flowing.
00:12:14Dad, don't manipulate me, I'm not a councilman.
00:12:16Okay, fine, fine, fine, you know best.
00:12:17In short, divorces are now handled online.
00:12:20You can rest assured.
00:12:21I'm going to do everything I can to make your daughter happy.
00:12:23I know that you and I have never gotten along very well.
00:12:26Hey, what do you think of Giorgidan as the opening act?
00:12:29That man fills the dance floor.
00:12:31Dad, I don't know, we already talked about it.
00:12:38Okay, so what do we do now?
00:12:40Well, I don't know.
00:12:42A kiss would be nice, wouldn't it?
00:12:43Yeah.
00:12:46Daughter, you're there!
00:12:47No, don't mess with me.
00:12:48The Powerpuff Girls, hide!
00:12:50Why me?
00:12:50Because they think I'm not getting married anymore.
00:12:52We have to take advantage of it, hurry.
00:12:59Cuesta is annoyed with your air conditioning.
00:13:02And he has called an emergency meeting.
00:13:05Oh, it's so nice and cool!
00:13:07If you feel more like living, why don't we hold the meeting here?
00:13:09Why not?
00:13:10Come on, let's go!
00:13:11Go to the meeting!
00:13:12I'll be there later.
00:13:12Poor thing, you must be going through a terrible time, all alone and without a boyfriend.
00:13:15I'm telling you this as an expert, okay?
00:13:17It's been like this for 60 years.
00:13:19Doctor of Virginity!
00:13:20At least Manolo didn't let me.
00:13:22We're back with Manolo again.
00:13:23Whoever rolls down the stairs!
00:13:24I can stop arguing now!
00:13:26Save the insults for the board!
00:13:28Okay, before we start the meeting, let's proceed with the distribution of flyers for the new mailbox.
00:13:34Because nobody collects it, it accumulates and spills out.
00:13:38Dental clinic with discount on teeth whitening.
00:13:40Who cares?
00:13:43Townhouses in Torrevieja, Alicante.
00:13:45Visit without obligation.
00:13:46Please, Emilio.
00:13:47We are gathered here to discuss much more important matters.
00:13:50Well, I'll just throw it away.
00:13:52You'll see the way.
00:13:52Will it be on the beachfront?
00:13:55Okay, come on.
00:13:55Let's begin.
00:13:56The meeting has been called at the request of Mr. Juan Cuesta, so you can tell us what to do.
00:14:01Well, what can I say?
00:14:02I am dismayed.
00:14:03This time of year is just awful.
00:14:05There are many drafts and you get cold quickly.
00:14:08Let's carry on as if nothing happened.
00:14:10The owner of the third floor has installed an air conditioning unit on her balcony without consulting the community.
00:14:15Well, I mean, last year I was roasting in the heat because you wouldn't let me expose it.
00:14:19And I don't feel like spending this summer the same way.
00:14:21Besides, it's not that annoying, I mean, I'd say.
00:14:23It's annoying that you have it and we don't.
00:14:25Leave Lucia alone, poor thing.
00:14:27She's getting hot flashes; it's the second time a wedding of hers has been ruined.
00:14:30Well, I had already bought the dress.
00:14:33You'll pay for that.
00:14:34And why would you buy a dress if you weren't invited to the wedding?
00:14:38Let's not kid ourselves, we're going to go anyway.
00:14:40Please, let's focus, we're going off on a tangent.
00:14:42Okay, an excursion.
00:14:44Doña Vicenta, you come to the meetings already medicated, huh?
00:14:47I urge the president to summon Lucia.
00:14:50How annoying!
00:14:51I recall that the owner has violated article 7 bar 3 of the internal regulations
00:14:55which expressly prohibits the placement of elements that alter the aesthetics of the facade.
00:15:00I don't give a damn.
00:15:01Sorry?
00:15:02I don't care, I'm over it all.
00:15:03Next item on the agenda: I have to bathe the child.
00:15:06Like this, like this, like this, like this, nice and smooth.
00:15:07But well, this is the last straw.
00:15:09Let it be recorded that the president has shown contempt for a property owner.
00:15:12Let's see.
00:15:12I have tried to avoid being president.
00:15:14I've tried to do things right.
00:15:16And besides not achieving anything, it almost cost me my relationship with Fernando.
00:15:18So I'll pass.
00:15:19And I warn you that I plan to be like this all year.
00:15:21Mauricio, I remind you that your obligation is...
00:15:22I just sit here, hang out playing with my multimedia mobile phone, nothing more.
00:15:25Oh, well.
00:15:26So then we'll have to choose another president, won't we?
00:15:29That's what he wants.
00:15:30The gay man is challenging us.
00:15:32Let him finish his term.
00:15:34But the community is going to be ungoverned.
00:15:36It was about time.
00:15:37Anarchy and cold beer.
00:15:39Gregorio, I demand an immediate vote of no confidence.
00:15:42Stay calm, don't panic.
00:15:44This is a very common figure in communities.
00:15:46The Lazy President.
00:15:48That's what the administrator is for.
00:15:50If every neighbor behaved responsibly,
00:15:53Well, we wouldn't need a president, come on.
00:15:54We are six floors and one shop.
00:15:56There it is.
00:15:57I don't care.
00:15:58As long as I keep getting paid,
00:15:59That way I avoid having to suck up to anyone.
00:16:01Okay, so about my air conditioning, no problem, right?
00:16:03Of course not.
00:16:04And the rest of you can do whatever you want.
00:16:05Which is an alteration of the facade's aesthetics.
00:16:07Juan.
00:16:10Don't worry.
00:16:10Well, I won't be the only one, because I'm planning to put glass in my balconies because of the noise.
00:16:13Then we put up the satellite dish.
00:16:16Yes, the new chapters of the scorned woman are beginning.
00:16:18Oh, God.
00:16:19The gardener returns for revenge; he has changed his sex.
00:16:22And now she wants to get involved with the grandfather to take all the fortune.
00:16:25Well, everything's sorted now.
00:16:26Requests and questions?
00:16:27I challenge the board.
00:16:28The session is adjourned.
00:16:29Long live the revolution!
00:16:30You're the drooling gay guy!
00:16:32See?
00:16:32This is the first time I've left here happy.
00:16:34Gregorio, I find what you have allowed to happen here today shameful.
00:16:38I'll keep the accounts, Juan.
00:16:39How you organize yourselves is not my concern.
00:16:42Juan, take a deep breath.
00:16:45You are accumulating negative energy.
00:16:48Look.
00:16:49Tai Chi.
00:16:50Emotional and mental well-being.
00:16:52Free parking.
00:16:55Absolute triumph at the meeting.
00:16:57Misrule is rampant in the community.
00:16:59Maury, I just love children.
00:17:01I want you and me to have a child.
00:17:03Well, for now it's complicated.
00:17:04But hey, with chronology and stem cells,
00:17:07Maybe in a couple of years...
00:17:08But we'll see which one of them gets pregnant.
00:17:10then some tremendous stars emerge.
00:17:12And why don't we adopt?
00:17:13That way we'll have the little pair.
00:17:16Wait, wait, stop.
00:17:17No, for now we're going to focus on the one we have and then God will decide.
00:17:20Do you realize that if we got married
00:17:22Would we be the first same-sex couple with a large family?
00:17:25Do you want us to get married?
00:17:27No.
00:17:28Come on, I didn't say that, did I?
00:17:30Ah, okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:17:33Did you say that?
00:17:34Maury.
00:17:35Nothing's wrong?
00:17:35If I haven't bothered.
00:17:36Of course not.
00:17:37And if it bothers you too...
00:17:40Maybe you're the one who wants to get married.
00:17:43Come on, ask me for it.
00:17:44Me or not?
00:17:45Ask me for it.
00:17:46No, not me.
00:17:48Of course, now they let us get married.
00:17:50But it's still not clear who has to ask whom.
00:17:52In heterosexual couples, it is assumed that he is the one who declares his feelings to her.
00:17:55Or not?
00:17:56Yes, it's all a bit of a mess.
00:17:58But the important thing is that we finally have time to be together.
00:18:01Awesome.
00:18:01Okay, let's move on to Ezekiel.
00:18:03Come on, let's go to that moms' park.
00:18:05Let's see if they have the guts to look at you now.
00:18:07Maury, enough with the mommy thing, okay?
00:18:09So, I want to check out that huge success you have there.
00:18:12Come on, let's go.
00:18:15It's amazing.
00:18:16Yes, Roberto was here comforting me and hiding the chocolate from me.
00:18:19And suddenly he made a statement in front of my father
00:18:22who wants to marry me.
00:18:25What an idiot!
00:18:26They think you're going to crawl desperately to marry that loser.
00:18:30because he's a loser.
00:18:31Well, I told him yes.
00:18:33Ah.
00:18:34Congratulations!
00:18:35So, do you make a couple?
00:18:38But Lucia, last week you were going to marry Carlos.
00:18:40I understand that it's very frustrating to lose the church date.
00:18:43Look, look, what's clear is that Roberto loves me.
00:18:45Hey, I'm fed up, I want to get married.
00:18:47And that takes this pressure off me.
00:18:48And what are you going to do with the invitations if you've already sent them?
00:18:50Well, you can put a separate note, like in the theater.
00:18:53Today, Roberto Alonso will play the role of the boyfriend.
00:18:56Excuse the coins.
00:19:00Well, look, what's clear is that Roberto has been my boyfriend
00:19:03for many, many years, right?
00:19:04And Carlos, well, it was just a tantrum.
00:19:06And if you think about it, things fit together, right?
00:19:09Things happen for a reason in life.
00:19:13Hello.
00:19:14And what are you doing here?
00:19:15Wait, wait.
00:19:15Don't say anything.
00:19:16I know I've messed everything up, but can you listen to me for a moment?
00:19:19Yes, yes, come in, come in, come in.
00:19:21Well, I'll have to decide that myself, won't I?
00:19:22Woman, since you've gone up three floors, let him explain.
00:19:25Clear.
00:19:27Go ahead, come in.
00:19:29Look, Lucia.
00:19:31What happened with Alba was the biggest mistake of my life, the biggest.
00:19:34But it was a momentary burst of paternal instinct.
00:19:37Look, it has a clinical basis.
00:19:38My psychoanalyst has given me a note of excuse.
00:19:45It's not good enough for me.
00:19:47Well, I figured as much, but it doesn't matter.
00:19:50You know I love you.
00:19:53Marry me.
00:19:55Wow!
00:19:55What a rock!
00:19:56Yes I want!
00:19:58Sorry.
00:19:59Excuse me, it's just that the ring has possessed her.
00:20:02Of course, now I understand the movie, it's the attraction.
00:20:04Carlos, after that upset, the last thing you can do is come here to my house.
00:20:08with this piece of a ring, and expect me to marry you.
00:20:11Hey man, help!
00:20:13Okay, that's it...
00:20:15Wow, that's heavy!
00:20:16Let's see, let's see.
00:20:16Everything is still!
00:20:17Look, I've reached an agreement with Alba.
00:20:19I'm going to pay child support, but nothing more, I swear.
00:20:22You are the most important thing in the world.
00:20:24Give me a chance.
00:20:27Okay, we're getting married.
00:20:28What are you saying?
00:20:32Well, I have to go to the tailor, because I've left the suit half-finished.
00:20:35Okay.
00:20:35Hey, did your dad get Villoncet?
00:20:36More or less.
00:20:38Senoo?
00:20:39Senoo?
00:20:40Yeah.
00:20:40Which one is Senoa?
00:20:41Okay, my love, I'll call you later.
00:20:43Yeah.
00:20:46We've fixed it.
00:20:47Look, you're getting married.
00:20:49And with two?
00:20:50Already.
00:20:51Well, consult a lawyer, because the gay marriage thing has gone ahead.
00:20:56But I think they've stopped the bigamy issue in the Senate.
00:20:59I just don't know what to do, Bea.
00:21:00I'm afraid of making the wrong choice.
00:21:01But Lucia, this isn't the 1, 2, 3 auction.
00:21:04Those boys have feelings.
00:21:05All?
00:21:06Not many, but...
00:21:07See?
00:21:08This is what pisses me off.
00:21:09Between the beautiful women who hog everything and the gay men who are left for me.
00:21:12Hey?
00:21:13Well, Emilio.
00:21:14No, not Emilio.
00:21:15Well, look, I sleep on it, you know?
00:21:17And I'll talk to them tomorrow.
00:21:22My ring.
00:21:24Ah, it doesn't come out.
00:21:26Take a knife.
00:21:27Ah, it's out.
00:21:30It's cute.
00:21:31Excellent.
00:21:39Hey, do you need expert advice?
00:21:42It's because Paquito the flying bike is doing the deliveries on vigil.
00:21:45I need a movie to pass the time tonight.
00:21:48And forget about the shitty life I have.
00:21:50Take Bridget Jones, a thirty-something in crisis.
00:21:52Are you going to identify an egg?
00:21:53No, sorry.
00:21:55I didn't identify myself at all.
00:21:56Bridget Jones was caught between Hugh Grant and...
00:21:59And another one that was delicious.
00:22:01I'm torn between Emilio and a vibrator.
00:22:02Yes, God, things are bad.
00:22:04But why is it so difficult to find someone interesting?
00:22:07What is my fairy godmother doing?
00:22:09The thing is, at your age, the ones who are worth it are already taken.
00:22:11And are the rest here?
00:22:13Oh, sorry.
00:22:14No, no, keep it.
00:22:15No, no, really, you.
00:22:16If I don't mind, I can watch it another time.
00:22:18But I don't either...
00:22:19Hey, would you like to watch it together?
00:22:22What a blow.
00:22:23This one's on a high note.
00:22:25Well, that's another option too.
00:22:27My name is Felipe.
00:22:28I am Bethlehem.
00:22:28This is always the dullest part.
00:22:30Now he'll either act funny or show off his package.
00:22:32Hey, are you an athlete or did you just come from washing the car?
00:22:34No, she's the funny one.
00:22:36No, I'm a personal trainer.
00:22:37Know?
00:22:37I train important people this way: politicians, bishops, actors.
00:22:41I prepared Ana Obregón for the Ana and the Seven American bar thing.
00:22:44Yeah.
00:22:45I love sports.
00:22:47I'm super athletic.
00:22:48Hey, well I go for a run every afternoon.
00:22:50If you want, we can meet up.
00:22:51Let's run?
00:22:52Yeah.
00:22:52Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:22:54For me, futsal is like the base, right?
00:22:57Okay, give me your phone number and I'll call you.
00:22:59Yes, I live here in 3B.
00:23:01Ah.
00:23:02Hundreds from the narrow.
00:23:03Well, I'll stop by around six.
00:23:07Six fifteen.
00:23:08That gives me time to warm up a little and have my isotonic drinks.
00:23:11Okay, see you later, okay?
00:23:16Bye.
00:23:17Bye bye.
00:23:19Hey, your fairy godmother has really stepped up her game.
00:23:22But you saw it.
00:23:23Did it go in?
00:23:24Hey Belén, I'm serious about being an athlete.
00:23:26Because I think you only run when Concha asks you for the rent.
00:23:29Look, kid, I used to do rhythmic gymnastics when I was little and something has to stick.
00:23:34What have I hooked up with?
00:23:36What have I hooked up with?
00:23:41This is going to end up in the emergency room.
00:23:43It's just that we're all so starved for affection.
00:23:45The loneliness of the big city.
00:23:47Here you go, man.
00:23:48Take a piece of bark.
00:23:48Thanks, man.
00:23:50Son, if anyone asks for me, I'm upstairs.
00:23:52But who's going to ask about you if you don't even exist for the tax authorities?
00:23:55Where are you going with the sausage?
00:23:56I'm setting up a business on the rooftop.
00:23:59Dad, I don't want any trouble with the neighbors, okay?
00:24:00What are you doing?
00:24:01But what are you going to give if anarchy reigns?
00:24:03It's endowed, it's a joint.
00:24:05And cut your toenails.
00:24:06I'm not going to tell you again.
00:24:07If I cut them off, I'll get drunk in the bathtub.
00:24:09Let's see, buy some little sticky fish.
00:24:11Some little fish?
00:24:13I'm going to buy a shark and see if it will eat you.
00:24:17Hey, Mr. Guerra, what's up with you here?
00:24:20Are you visiting her for a nostalgic reason?
00:24:21No.
00:24:23Time to collect the letters.
00:24:25The orders for seizure keep arriving here.
00:24:29And where do you live now?
00:24:30He's rented me a townhouse in the suburbs, as the shop is doing very well.
00:24:34As soon as summer arrives, you start with bikinis and those slimming creams that don't work at all.
00:24:40And things take off.
00:24:42Hello.
00:24:43Come and see the apartment that is for rent.
00:24:45Ah, well then.
00:24:46And what does he tell you?
00:24:47He spoke to the owner on the phone and she told me she'd show it to the doorman.
00:24:50You have the keys.
00:24:51What Moor is throwing the chunga.
00:24:52And she left me a tip, that bitch.
00:24:54Excuse me, is the building quiet?
00:24:56What are the neighbors like?
00:24:58Well, you see, there's a little bit of everything, like an assortment of cookies.
00:25:02A little bit of everything.
00:25:13Dad, there's no light or gas here.
00:25:14Is this some kind of hippie experiment?
00:25:16People come to see the apartment.
00:25:18We have to hide.
00:25:19If it's true, then it's about saying that a son should look to his father as a role model.
00:25:22So what conclusion do I draw from this?
00:25:23Hide, damn it!
00:25:24Oh, take that!
00:25:32Well, this is the apartment.
00:25:35Exterior, floating floor, open-plan kitchen.
00:25:38And so?
00:25:39That?
00:25:40That's what I say.
00:25:41Hello!
00:25:42But someone lives here.
00:25:44No, no, I have the key.
00:25:46It's probably a rustic design lamp.
00:25:48I feel a lot of negative energy in this apartment.
00:25:52Negative energy, well, you can discuss that with the owner.
00:25:54It has heating, a washing machine...
00:25:57Can we see the rooms?
00:25:59Yes of course.
00:26:04Look, this is the master bedroom.
00:26:06I am not married.
00:26:07Well, the big room.
00:26:08Come in, come in.
00:26:20The advertisement stated that the rooms were exterior.
00:26:23And they are.
00:26:24They all face the courtyard, which is where the big decisions for the building are made.
00:26:27This is like Congress, but without a stenographer.
00:26:30And potir the campingaz.
00:26:32Hey, this isn't funny at all, is it?
00:26:34Excuse me, but I'm leaving.
00:26:35I'm noticing strange sensations in here.
00:26:38Wait, wait, if that's going to be the kid in front, who's a bit of a jerk.
00:26:41Josemi, you're going to get a slap on the back of the head, you'll see.
00:26:58Emilio, tell us.
00:27:00Radio patio at the top of the stairs.
00:27:02We need data.
00:27:03Who's the new girl?
00:27:04But he's gone.
00:27:05They say there are negative energies in this apartment.
00:27:07And when did you put that, Nieves?
00:27:08If it is not tested on a joint.
00:27:11Have you seen him?
00:27:12He shat himself.
00:27:13Yes, but it didn't catch us by a miracle.
00:27:15Let's go before Emilio introduces himself to all the neighbors.
00:27:16No, the other way around.
00:27:18If this, what has happened to us, is the best thing that could have happened to us.
00:27:21The more afraid they are, the more they will leave us alone.
00:27:24Strange things are going to start happening here.
00:27:27It's so hot!
00:27:29They don't run at all...
00:27:30Hey, Doña Isabel, you who understand so much about mysticism and other dimensions.
00:27:35A lady has come to see the second B
00:27:36And he says that this apartment has a lot of negative energy.
00:27:39When she left, I heard a strange noise in the closet.
00:27:41And I opened it and there was nobody there.
00:27:44Yeah.
00:27:44The thing about negative energy is true.
00:27:46I noticed strange things when I lived there.
00:27:47There's a corner in the bedroom where the Epi Lady wasn't working for me.
00:27:53But let's see how this negative energy thing works.
00:27:55because I have to keep showing the floor.
00:27:57This is good, we need to have the astrological chart done for the house.
00:28:00because I think it's the building's biggest flaw.
00:28:02An entrance for the spirits.
00:28:04Are you telling me there are ghosts inside?
00:28:07Man!
00:28:07Concha's husband died in strange circumstances in that apartment.
00:28:11Out of nowhere, Concha killed him.
00:28:13Marisa, we have no proof.
00:28:15The man fell asleep in the morning and drowned.
00:28:17And Concha didn't tear him to pieces because her son arrived in time.
00:28:20Ah, well then.
00:28:23A wonderful story.
00:28:25You don't care.
00:28:26Wandering spirits, it seems to contradict itself.
00:28:28Well, I'm not going to keep showing the apartment.
00:28:30It's about looking through an agency or something.
00:28:32I already have enough issues with my father.
00:28:34How cool!
00:28:35A cursed apartment, just like in the movies.
00:28:38Hey!
00:28:38The guy with the satellite dish is here.
00:28:41The scorned one!
00:28:42Pull, pull down!
00:28:45I warn you that this facade is historic
00:28:47and the city council can fine you
00:28:49or the European Union, huh?
00:28:50It has inspectors everywhere.
00:28:52Yes, but between the sangria and the sunstroke
00:28:54They don't even know where they are.
00:28:55Can a climbing plant be planted?
00:28:57or some plants on top
00:28:58Or are they killed by the antenna waves?
00:29:00Ma'am, you can have the clothes.
00:29:02But if you want to watch television,
00:29:03Leave it as it is, it's much better that way.
00:29:05Well, I'm reporting this.
00:29:06and you'll get a fine...
00:29:08And now they're freezing bank accounts!
00:29:10Treacherously!
00:29:11Juan, what bothers you
00:29:12Things are finally starting to work.
00:29:14I bet you don't care
00:29:15that I close my balcony.
00:29:16No way!
00:29:17Do you mind if we put this here
00:29:18this?
00:29:19Not at all.
00:29:21Do you see it?
00:29:21When have we ever agreed?
00:29:22Is there anything like this lady?
00:29:24Up Fernando's ass.
00:29:25Those are two big shells!
00:29:28Are you putting on your swimsuits or what?
00:29:31We have to go up and use the pool for the first time.
00:29:34Which pool?
00:29:45Look, we have to come earlier, okay?
00:29:46We don't reserve hammocks here.
00:29:48Yes, it's a shame that those across the street can't see us.
00:29:50to make them jealous.
00:29:52Mariano,
00:29:53Another mojito, please.
00:29:54Passing by, beautiful.
00:29:55Oh well,
00:29:56oh well,
00:29:57What have you set up here?
00:29:58Hey,
00:29:59a cool terrace.
00:30:00It says so on the sign,
00:30:02liter and viviza.
00:30:03Hey,
00:30:03Does anyone dare to cross?
00:30:05to the nudist area?
00:30:06Myself.
00:30:07Marisa,
00:30:07No.
00:30:08And now you're not going to say anything either.
00:30:10Yeah,
00:30:10which I think is great.
00:30:12This was a useless area
00:30:13And now the neighbors are enjoying it.
00:30:15And now barbecues will be held here
00:30:17that the clothes stink in the yard.
00:30:20This terrace is not licensed.
00:30:22It contravenes not only the statutes,
00:30:24but rather the municipal laws on the matter...
00:30:26And what are you doing here?
00:30:27Oh, really?
00:30:27I'm going home right now.
00:30:28I'm here to work.
00:30:30I'm going to take some pictures of him
00:30:31for my website.
00:30:32Hey,
00:30:32Who's staying for lunch?
00:30:33Chorizo,
00:30:34Creole and 250 cane.
00:30:36Juan.
00:30:37Can you put cream on my back?
00:30:40Look,
00:30:41above it is tied.
00:30:43Come on,
00:30:43Juan,
00:30:43Relax,
00:30:43I'll buy you a beer.
00:30:44No no,
00:30:45I don't want to know anything about this.
00:30:46Mauro.
00:30:46Juan,
00:30:47a little bit of attitude.
00:30:49What, Mauro?
00:30:50What is tiba?
00:30:51Is Vea 100% lesbian?
00:30:53He looks at me with lust.
00:30:54They think I don't notice.
00:30:56Clear.
00:30:57I'm provoking him.
00:31:03The most romantic movie in history
00:31:05It's Alien.
00:31:06Fuck,
00:31:06It's a gothic-techno-futuristic version
00:31:08from Beauty and the Beast.
00:31:09Between Lieutenant Ripley
00:31:11and the extraterrestrial
00:31:11there is a love-hate relationship
00:31:13lovely.
00:31:14If the first script,
00:31:15the first draft
00:31:16Corín Tellado did it.
00:31:17Let's see,
00:31:17It's about hooking up with a woman.
00:31:19If I get my hands on it
00:31:20watching that movie
00:31:20It's going to bounce
00:31:21and he's going to grab onto the lamp.
00:31:22Well, the other day
00:31:23Lourdes and I
00:31:23We saw each other all four of us in one go.
00:31:25and we ended up crying.
00:31:26Clear,
00:31:27The poor thing would feel
00:31:28identified with the bug.
00:31:29But if you have no idea about film,
00:31:30man,
00:31:31Which alien is she gorgeous?
00:31:34Hey?
00:31:35Let's see if we can land.
00:31:36Uncle,
00:31:36You're going that way, huh?
00:31:37Fuck,
00:31:38Something happened to me
00:31:39You're going to be blown away.
00:31:41Well,
00:31:41No,
00:31:41because I can't tell you.
00:31:42Come on,
00:31:43come on,
00:31:43if he/she desires it.
00:31:44Hey,
00:31:44if we keep secrets
00:31:45in the Council of Wise Men
00:31:46It's falling apart.
00:31:47Well,
00:31:47come on,
00:31:47Okay,
00:31:47But you can't leave here.
00:31:48Hey?
00:31:49What if the neighbors find out?
00:31:50I'll kill her.
00:31:50Yes,
00:31:51Joke.
00:31:52Start preparing for a great party
00:31:53because...
00:31:54I'm marrying Lucia!
00:31:55That!
00:31:56Hey?
00:31:57Yeah,
00:31:57of course,
00:31:58You are all invited.
00:31:59As long as you respect my cousins,
00:32:00that they all have boyfriends.
00:32:02It hasn't been screwed up,
00:32:03But how could I not be invited?
00:32:03if the one who marries Lucia
00:32:04it's me?
00:32:06Please,
00:32:07Roberto,
00:32:08Accept reality now
00:32:08that this paranoid state
00:32:10where you live
00:32:10It's not good for you.
00:32:14this morning.
00:32:14And me a little while ago
00:32:15and I gave her a ring
00:32:16and he put it on.
00:32:17I've seen this
00:32:17in a contest.
00:32:18One of them is lying.
00:32:19We need to find out who.
00:32:20Come on,
00:32:20let's go up
00:32:21to ask him,
00:32:21bows,
00:32:22You're a wimp.
00:32:23Okay then,
00:32:23come on,
00:32:24You're going to make a fool of yourself.
00:32:25Come on,
00:32:26come on,
00:32:26move.
00:32:27Hey,
00:32:27Josemi,
00:32:28Pay me for the fried food.
00:32:29Fried foods!
00:32:32I think Lucia
00:32:33He/She can't decide
00:32:33because he is waiting
00:32:34until I have my growth spurt.
00:32:35Hey,
00:32:36that's cooking.
00:32:37Lucia,
00:32:37who is getting married
00:32:38with Carlos and Roberto.
00:32:39With both of them?
00:32:44The third one.
00:32:45Go!
00:32:46We need to warn Concha
00:32:47who is in the pool.
00:32:50Don't chase me
00:32:51up the stairs
00:32:52that the wood thins out.
00:32:53Roberto and Carlos
00:32:54They were going to fight
00:32:54because of bigamy.
00:32:56What did he say?
00:32:57They are prohibited
00:32:58the disputes
00:32:58and ruffles
00:32:59on the perimeter
00:32:59of the community.
00:33:00The circulars are not being read,
00:33:02We need to install a public address system.
00:33:03Juan,
00:33:04Can we know?
00:33:04what's the matter?
00:33:05You're being incredibly annoying.
00:33:09Are you still in time?
00:33:10Are you going to retire?
00:33:11Well, look,
00:33:11hardly.
00:33:12I prefer to see the face
00:33:12of pringao
00:33:13that stays with you.
00:33:13Us too.
00:33:15I prefer to tell Roberto
00:33:16Will you marry me?
00:33:17And so one can go
00:33:17go home and cry.
00:33:19He was saying,
00:33:19You should have told him
00:33:20ours
00:33:20because now he's going to do
00:33:21the ridiculous
00:33:21in front of everyone.
00:33:22Can you pass both?
00:33:23A quick trip home?
00:33:26But you
00:33:26What are you doing here?
00:33:27Don't close the door on us
00:33:28if we're going anyway.
00:33:30It's because it's
00:33:31even armored.
00:33:33It isolates more.
00:33:34Well,
00:33:34Bets are accepted.
00:33:35José Miguel,
00:33:36please.
00:33:37I bet
00:33:37five euros
00:33:38by Roberto.
00:33:40Shh,
00:33:40come on.
00:33:41Come on,
00:33:42the thing is...
00:33:43We have a little one
00:33:44logistics problem.
00:33:46See?
00:33:46He's wearing the brick,
00:33:47my ring,
00:33:48So you're leaving now.
00:33:49or you go into the bathroom
00:33:50until the neighbors leave.
00:33:51Let's see, let's see, let's see,
00:33:52there is a moment
00:33:52I'm going crazy.
00:33:53Lucia,
00:33:54Did you say yes?
00:33:55Or not?
00:33:56Take!
00:33:57And him too.
00:33:58Take that!
00:34:01Lucia,
00:34:01What's going on?
00:34:02Well, that's it.
00:34:02a very beautiful thing.
00:34:04Both of you
00:34:04You love me very much,
00:34:05I love you all so much
00:34:06to both of them
00:34:06And like everyone here
00:34:07We love each other very much,
00:34:08well,
00:34:09Wow!
00:34:09I don't know who to marry.
00:34:10I asked you first.
00:34:11Yeah,
00:34:11a year and a half ago,
00:34:12Doesn't that piss you off?
00:34:13And I was her boyfriend.
00:34:13at 15 years old,
00:34:14when you only
00:34:15You were a lowlife thug.
00:34:16who did graffiti.
00:34:17Well, well, well,
00:34:18Relax, okay?
00:34:19As I knew
00:34:19that this was going to happen,
00:34:20I have prepared a solution
00:34:21fair and just
00:34:22for both of us.
00:34:23Oh, really?
00:34:23Which?
00:34:24Are people going to vote?
00:34:24out of there
00:34:25Like a reality TV show?
00:34:26Send a text message
00:34:27Roberto's Wedding Space
00:34:28to 554.
00:34:29What number did you say?
00:34:31No, no, sorry,
00:34:32This is a lot.
00:34:32More seriously, Roberto.
00:34:33I have prepared some tests
00:34:34compatibility
00:34:35and then you fill them up
00:34:37and you sign them
00:34:37under a pseudonym
00:34:38so that it doesn't influence me.
00:34:39And that's it.
00:34:40If your partner gains weight
00:34:4125 kilos after the wedding,
00:34:43A, you get a divorce,
00:34:44B, you pay him
00:34:45the pilates sessions
00:34:46or C, you show solidarity
00:34:48And you gain weight too.
00:34:49in the Marlombrando style.
00:34:49Hey,
00:34:50And the results?
00:34:51You don't give them in person.
00:34:52or you put it
00:34:53on the notice board?
00:34:54Lucia,
00:34:55That's not what love is.
00:34:55I am not willing
00:34:56to go through this humiliation.
00:34:57I do.
00:34:58Me too.
00:35:00Okay, so what?
00:35:01What are they saying?
00:35:02Lucia,
00:35:03He's going to make them
00:35:03a written exam.
00:35:04Better oral,
00:35:05because otherwise,
00:35:06We heard nothing.
00:35:07Well,
00:35:08It's starting now
00:35:08the press conference.
00:35:09Let's see,
00:35:09Marisa from Radiopatio,
00:35:11Is it true that there will be
00:35:12a purely theoretical exam
00:35:14or with a bed trial?
00:35:15I'm not going to open my mouth.
00:35:16So leave me alone.
00:35:26Call us
00:35:27to the ambulance
00:35:28which makes me laugh.
00:35:31But maybe
00:35:32you're going to leave
00:35:32all the air conditioning.
00:35:34Nothing,
00:35:34hole in the ceiling,
00:35:35It was bound to happen.
00:35:37He's going to have killed us.
00:35:38This will not be private,
00:35:40Hey?
00:35:40I'm going to social security.
00:35:42Oh, oh, oh!
00:35:43Yes, sir.
00:35:44Oh, oh, oh!
00:35:44They will have dinner
00:35:45When we get there, right?
00:35:46Because we have them
00:35:47collapsed
00:35:47in the middle of a barbecue.
00:35:48If you're going to...
00:35:49to kill with displeasure.
00:35:50Don't do it to him
00:35:51many x-rays,
00:35:52which is already very damaged.
00:35:53Imagine if he dies.
00:35:55How can you leave them like that?
00:35:56put in a swimming pool
00:35:56on the roof of my house?
00:35:58Mauri,
00:35:58if I'm going to be there
00:35:59watching TV,
00:35:59They're killing me.
00:36:00It's because you see a lot.
00:36:00The TV is terrible.
00:36:01They said it
00:36:02the other day on TV.
00:36:03Because it's not my fault.
00:36:05We agreed that each one
00:36:05was responsible
00:36:06of his actions, right?
00:36:07Until things get messy.
00:36:08That's where you come in.
00:36:09As president
00:36:10You are solely responsible.
00:36:11In that pool
00:36:12There should have been at least
00:36:13four cubic meters of water.
00:36:14I mean,
00:36:14four tons
00:36:15in a wooden structure
00:36:17of more than a century
00:36:17of antiquity,
00:36:18in which in no case
00:36:19was conceived
00:36:20to endure
00:36:21such weight.
00:36:22This one didn't get lost
00:36:23Petete's big book.
00:36:24Well, thank you very much.
00:36:25Thank you for the clarification.
00:36:26But me
00:36:26Who will pay for my roof?
00:36:27Hey?
00:36:27Because now all this
00:36:28I've lost my home.
00:36:29But in that hole
00:36:30You install a skylight
00:36:31and you're left with
00:36:32a beautiful living room with natural light.
00:36:34You can sleep
00:36:35counting stars.
00:36:36Hala,
00:36:37pull up
00:36:37that smells like it's going to spill.
00:36:38And my living room is flooded,
00:36:40Hey?
00:36:40As far as I know,
00:36:41the community
00:36:41He has no insurance.
00:36:42civil liability.
00:36:43It's a chain
00:36:44of negligence.
00:36:45Then report Mariano.
00:36:46After all
00:36:46It was his idea.
00:36:47Don't count on my father.
00:36:48because of him
00:36:48is insolvent from birth.
00:36:50If he only had money
00:36:51the day of his communion
00:36:52and spent it on tobacco.
00:36:53Mauri, come here for a second.
00:36:57Juan is right.
00:36:59You could fall
00:36:59one package for all of this.
00:37:00The president
00:37:01is responsible
00:37:01of these things.
00:37:02You could go to prison.
00:37:03That?
00:37:04I mean,
00:37:04What about Pepe Gotera?
00:37:05Our roof is collapsing.
00:37:05because he puts in a swimming pool
00:37:07and in the end
00:37:07the one who goes to jail
00:37:07it's me?
00:37:08But who writes it?
00:37:09Are there any deyes in this country?
00:37:10Haystacks and excess?
00:37:11Well, more or less.
00:37:12I'm just saying, pray.
00:37:13so that Concha and Mariano
00:37:14don't have anything serious
00:37:15and they'll report you.
00:37:16Which hospital were they going to?
00:37:17Okay, so what?
00:37:18How are you?
00:37:19I look like an athlete.
00:37:21You look very cute, don't you?
00:37:23Yeah,
00:37:24Jane Fonda style
00:37:25So eighties.
00:37:26Cool.
00:37:27Today I'm going for a run
00:37:28with Felipe.
00:37:29Di futín,
00:37:30which is better understood.
00:37:33He came up to look for me.
00:37:37Hey,
00:37:37I saw Carmen leave
00:37:38And I say that we could
00:37:39finish.
00:37:40But what are you wearing?
00:37:41A sporty Spider-Man?
00:37:43I'm going to do it
00:37:43jogging, you idiot.
00:37:44Come on, let's go to bed
00:37:45I'm going to touch myself
00:37:46I'm stuck with the tights.
00:37:46No, Emilio.
00:37:48Too late.
00:37:49I've found another man.
00:37:50Dressed like that?
00:37:51I don't believe it.
00:37:52He's an athlete
00:37:53And he's gorgeous.
00:37:54His name is Felipe
00:37:54and he's a personal trainer.
00:37:55And what is that?
00:37:57Well, I train celebrities.
00:37:59I mean,
00:37:59that I let my guard down for a moment
00:38:00And you're already out there.
00:38:00making a living.
00:38:01Emilio,
00:38:02It's because you give me
00:38:02many problems.
00:38:03Problems and orgasms
00:38:04I give you.
00:38:06Hey,
00:38:06But it's true
00:38:09how she is dressed.
00:38:10That's love.
00:38:15Hello.
00:38:15Hello.
00:38:16That?
00:38:17Warming up?
00:38:17That?
00:38:18I'm already here.
00:38:19Hey,
00:38:19But those sneakers
00:38:20They are not even running
00:38:21nor cross-trice
00:38:23or anything, right?
00:38:23Are you going to race with that?
00:38:24Are you going to ruin your feet?
00:38:26They're special.
00:38:28Yeah,
00:38:28They make them to order.
00:38:29because of the shape
00:38:30of the big toe.
00:38:31And what's wrong with you?
00:38:32on the big toe?
00:38:33No,
00:38:33nothing.
00:38:34It's very pretty, isn't it?
00:38:35What happens
00:38:36It's the way
00:38:36of stepping
00:38:37then
00:38:38Everything changes.
00:38:39the staff,
00:38:39the laces,
00:38:41the...
00:38:41We're leaving.
00:38:42Okay, so what?
00:38:43Shall we start off gently?
00:38:44Half an hour?
00:38:45Well,
00:38:45if you don't want to push yourself.
00:38:47We could also run
00:38:48ten minutes
00:38:49And to have a horchata...
00:38:50Okay,
00:38:51you're right.
00:38:52Let's leave ourselves
00:38:52of nonsense.
00:38:5345 minutes.
00:38:54Let's see if we get there.
00:38:55At ten kilometers, okay?
00:38:56Okay, I'll follow you.
00:38:57Me?
00:38:58Yeah.
00:38:58Don't you have it here already?
00:38:59a training circuit?
00:39:00Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:39:01That's...
00:39:02over there.
00:39:04So we've already begun
00:39:05downhill
00:39:05and we gather momentum.
00:39:08Okay, then go ahead.
00:39:08come on.
00:39:09Come on.
00:39:12Mariano,
00:39:13I just want you to know
00:39:14that I am with you
00:39:14and that I have come here
00:39:15I'll lend a hand, friend.
00:39:16How are you?
00:39:17The service was poor
00:39:19and the lamentable obelisk.
00:39:21And the doctor
00:39:22He didn't even look at her.
00:39:23I don't know why
00:39:23They call this
00:39:24be under observation.
00:39:26Look,
00:39:27I wanted to propose something to you.
00:39:28It's very simple.
00:39:29He just has to pretend
00:39:30you who have
00:39:31a serious injury,
00:39:32a mental disorder,
00:39:33For example.
00:39:34Demand on the community
00:39:35and when the neighbors
00:39:36see the spill
00:39:37that's coming their way
00:39:38They kick Mauri out,
00:39:39I will regain the presidency
00:39:41and I get you
00:39:42withdraw the lawsuit.
00:39:43What do you think?
00:39:44No, Juan.
00:39:45I have seen the light.
00:39:46Hey?
00:39:47That he escaped unharmed
00:39:48It's a sign
00:39:49from the one above.
00:39:50From now on
00:39:51I'm only going to do good.
00:39:53I'm going to turn myself in
00:39:54to the others.
00:39:55That's very nice, Dad.
00:39:56But listen.
00:39:57Yes, it's the best.
00:39:58for everyone.
00:39:59We're doing you a favor
00:40:00Mauri, who is eager
00:40:01leave the presidency.
00:40:02But, Juan,
00:40:03If I'm already well,
00:40:05the lie
00:40:05It is the language of evil.
00:40:07If he's faking it,
00:40:07can charge
00:40:08a disability pension
00:40:09social security
00:40:10throughout his life.
00:40:12Of course, Dad,
00:40:12That's like a salary
00:40:13from Nescafé
00:40:13And that's how you relieve me.
00:40:15of your heavy burden.
00:40:16With this you'll go to heaven
00:40:17via toll highway.
00:40:19OK that's fine.
00:40:20I'm going to do it for you.
00:40:25The hip
00:40:26I have it fine,
00:40:27That's what worried me.
00:40:29The records
00:40:30have endured
00:40:31very good
00:40:32because they are very strong.
00:40:33They brought them to me
00:40:34from Germany.
00:40:37What now?
00:40:38This is about the ankle.
00:40:40But if that's nothing,
00:40:41women.
00:40:42Clear,
00:40:43But now we give it to him
00:40:44some coins
00:40:44for TV
00:40:45and in a few days
00:40:46It's happening again
00:40:47stealing at the supermarket.
00:40:48Clear.
00:40:49And the good thing
00:40:49It's just that, by the way
00:40:50He looked at everything.
00:40:51Full review.
00:40:53Look how many
00:40:54They've taken x-rays of him.
00:40:54Hey?
00:40:56And you, Mariano,
00:40:57How are you feeling?
00:40:58Who are you?
00:41:00It's very bad.
00:41:00Mauri,
00:41:01if you don't know.
00:41:02I already knew that
00:41:02It has confused me
00:41:03with Iker Castilla.
00:41:04And what have they said?
00:41:05The doctors?
00:41:06Prognosis reserved.
00:41:07This arm
00:41:08I don't feel it.
00:41:09I have three fingers
00:41:11desensitized.
00:41:12Try moving it,
00:41:13Mariano.
00:41:14Try some effort.
00:41:15But?
00:41:16Ah.
00:41:17That's bad luck too.
00:41:18that you pulled a muscle,
00:41:18Hey?
00:41:19Yeah.
00:41:19And we would take it to him.
00:41:1920 minutes.
00:41:20Are you sure?
00:41:21Did you warm up properly?
00:41:22Yes, yes, yes.
00:41:23The thing is
00:41:24I think I've gone too far today
00:41:25of turns
00:41:26because it's already this morning
00:41:27had run
00:41:27two hours and of course...
00:41:28Serious?
00:41:29Yeah.
00:41:30They get overloaded
00:41:31all those who come
00:41:33the muscles.
00:41:34Well, don't worry.
00:41:35You can relax there tonight.
00:41:36And tomorrow you'll be as good as new.
00:41:37We can go to my gym
00:41:39and we become
00:41:39a weightlifting circuit
00:41:40or spinning.
00:41:41Yes, yes.
00:41:42Well, we could too
00:41:43go out for a drink
00:41:44and sit down somewhere.
00:41:45Do you like cycling?
00:41:46Yes, yes, yes.
00:41:47In all its aspects,
00:41:49the one for a stroll,
00:41:50static electricity...
00:41:51Do you have a mountain bike?
00:41:52Come on, man.
00:41:53I've been like this since I was little
00:41:54that I have,
00:41:55Otherwise I'll die...
00:41:56Well, tomorrow
00:41:56We're going on a hike
00:41:57To the mountains, okay?
00:41:58Have you done the route
00:41:59to the twelve peaks?
00:42:00Twelve.
00:42:01Well, no,
00:42:02I'm more of a flatlands person.
00:42:03Look, we'll do one thing.
00:42:04Let's meet soon,
00:42:04we put the bikes in
00:42:05in the car
00:42:05And we're leaving.
00:42:06You're going to love it.
00:42:07You're going to see some landscapes.
00:42:07I'll pick you up at eight, okay?
00:42:09A.m?
00:42:11A.m?
00:42:14You don't know the time
00:42:16that I had been looking for
00:42:17a woman
00:42:17that he was so blown away
00:42:19sports.
00:42:20Well, there you have it.
00:42:23suddenly,
00:42:24Boom!
00:42:25Just do it.
00:42:26Okay, get some rest, okay?
00:42:28That's 60 kilometers.
00:42:29See you tomorrow.
00:42:31And what have you dressed up as?
00:42:33From Flashdance?
00:42:35Do you know how to ride a bike?
00:42:36Sure, like everyone else.
00:42:38No, not me.
00:42:39Do you think you can
00:42:40teach for tomorrow?
00:42:41Well, we can try.
00:42:43But how do you pay?
00:42:45So-so.
00:42:45I have to buy
00:42:46all the cycling equipment.
00:42:49Oh, and a helmet, okay?
00:42:50Listen to me.
00:42:52Clear.
00:42:57This guy threw you.
00:42:59What does fidelity mean?
00:43:00for you?
00:43:00A, a mutual commitment.
00:43:02B, something my partner
00:43:03must respect.
00:43:04C, a legend.
00:43:06The C.
00:43:06The thing about loyalty
00:43:07Nobody believes it.
00:43:08What are you saying?
00:43:09Lucía hasn't put it on
00:43:10the test to this
00:43:10to be honest.
00:43:12That's what got him out of it.
00:43:12from magazine clippings
00:43:13of girls.
00:43:14These are trick questions.
00:43:15It's A.
00:43:16Loyalty
00:43:16It is a mutual commitment.
00:43:18If you put that
00:43:19You're showing that you're a wimp.
00:43:20But very sentimental.
00:43:22So, B.
00:43:23Something my partner
00:43:24must respect.
00:43:25B, B, B, B.
00:43:26No, no, no.
00:43:27Because if you put that
00:43:28It's like you were saying
00:43:29I'm not putting you in your shoes
00:43:30the horns
00:43:31if you don't put them on me.
00:43:32And that proves it.
00:43:35that you're a dude
00:43:36lacking personality.
00:43:37Okay, so what should I put?
00:43:38You can't make doubles.
00:43:39as in the quinine.
00:43:40That?
00:43:41I'll make the test easier, won't I?
00:43:42I've already finished it.
00:43:44Natalia helped me
00:43:45If I have the point of view
00:43:46female covered.
00:43:46Excuse me, but I have
00:43:48to the gifted child.
00:43:49Yes, but he has only seen
00:43:50to women on the Internet.
00:43:51He is a theorist.
00:43:52Well, may the best one win.
00:43:54Of course,
00:43:55You're invited to the wedding.
00:43:56You guys, with the thing about the cousins,
00:43:58We'll see.
00:44:00Hey, Natalia.
00:44:01Natalia, one moment.
00:44:02Regarding the question of infidelity
00:44:03What should I put?
00:44:04A, B, or C?
00:44:06Ask the gifted person.
00:44:07Hey, could we fill
00:44:09everyone a test
00:44:09Let's see what grade we get?
00:44:10Paquito, it's up to you
00:44:11for September.
00:44:12Roberto, don't fool yourself.
00:44:14With the ring
00:44:14that Carlos gave him
00:44:15It looks really cool.
00:44:17Now that's a ring!
00:44:18to rule them all.
00:44:23My God,
00:44:24What a mess you've made.
00:44:25We have a hole in the roof,
00:44:26shell with the ligaments
00:44:27break ranks
00:44:28and Mariano with trauma
00:44:29brain cranium.
00:44:30Well, one of the branches,
00:44:31a little rest.
00:44:32Maury, for minor injuries
00:44:34to Mariano's
00:44:34I've seen people take out a lot of money.
00:44:35in compensation.
00:44:36What is he pretending to be?
00:44:37That nothing is wrong with him.
00:44:39But you haven't seen him.
00:44:39to the face.
00:44:40Fernando, that gentleman
00:44:41It was already unwell before.
00:44:42But he did make me a room
00:44:43to make who cares
00:44:44and left Paco inside
00:44:45palied.
00:44:46Well, that makes it even worse.
00:44:47because I don't know for sure
00:44:47that he escaped
00:44:48from a psychiatric hospital.
00:44:49Those disorders will seem
00:44:50It's the fault of the pool jump.
00:44:51In other words, it's your fault.
00:44:53This can't be happening.
00:44:54No, we have to do
00:44:55something with Mariano.
00:44:55Okay, but make it look
00:44:56an accident.
00:44:57Something legal,
00:44:58if possible.
00:44:59Euthanasia?
00:44:59If the town is going through a terrible time.
00:45:01Maury, please, okay?
00:45:01Okay, let's calm down.
00:45:04A nice wine.
00:45:05But how did you come up with that?
00:45:06let them put
00:45:07a rooftop pool?
00:45:08I just can't wrap my head around it.
00:45:09Hey, I was just following your instructions.
00:45:10You told me not to practice
00:45:11of president.
00:45:12That you did not exercise,
00:45:13not that you would let it happen
00:45:14to the neighbors
00:45:14whatever they wanted.
00:45:16Which is very comfortable
00:45:17watching us all from the sidelines.
00:45:18I remember you
00:45:19that this floor
00:45:20It is still in both names.
00:45:21and in the presidential draw
00:45:22The first one, B, came out.
00:45:23So, president
00:45:23It's both of us.
00:45:24Oh, no, no, no.
00:45:24I've already been away
00:45:25A long time, huh?
00:45:26No, I'm not...
00:45:26What the hell?
00:45:27From now on
00:45:27We take turns
00:45:28one meeting with you and another with me.
00:45:29You're going tomorrow.
00:45:30that's going to be nice and warm.
00:45:32And on top of that, I'm the one who has to deal with the mess.
00:45:35No, no, no, no.
00:45:36Open, open.
00:45:37There, there.
00:45:38That's it.
00:45:39Just let her go.
00:45:41Belén, the handlebars
00:45:42It has to go straight.
00:45:43Kid, what do you think you are?
00:45:44What am I doing?
00:45:45But don't look down,
00:45:46Look ahead, okay?
00:45:48Okay, I'll let you go, okay?
00:45:49You're going alone now.
00:45:50I'm going alone!
00:45:51Watch out, Che, my father!
00:45:53Oh!
00:45:54Clear.
00:45:55Of course, why did you let it go?
00:45:57If you told me,
00:45:57You go on.
00:45:58Watch out, man,
00:45:59that's annoying.
00:46:00That paint is metallic,
00:46:01twilight green.
00:46:02I'm now giving a report
00:46:03and it no longer matches.
00:46:04The change in color is noticeable.
00:46:05I'm fine, okay?
00:46:07Don't worry.
00:46:08A little prudence, Belén.
00:46:09We can't drive for you.
00:46:11José Miguel, you go home.
00:46:12Okay, but take it easy, okay?
00:46:15Look, you already have the basics.
00:46:17Now you only have
00:46:18that keep refining the style.
00:46:20Come on, let's see.
00:46:21No!
00:46:21No, no, don't take it away from me
00:46:23I saw it on TV.
00:46:23But you haven't hit your head.
00:46:25Belén, really?
00:46:26It's worth it
00:46:26Risk your life for that guy?
00:46:28It's delicious.
00:46:29And I'm turning 31.
00:46:31Besides, it's just regrettable.
00:46:32Look at yourself,
00:46:32And when I see you dressed like that,
00:46:33It leaves you.
00:46:34Felipe doesn't notice the woman.
00:46:35He notices the athlete.
00:46:37Well, you're not an athlete either.
00:46:38Don't fool yourself.
00:46:39He has to love you
00:46:40because of who you are.
00:46:41Fuck,
00:46:42if I want to do
00:46:42what a normal couple does.
00:46:44I don't know,
00:46:44a little bit of bed,
00:46:45cinema,
00:46:46park,
00:46:47back to bed.
00:46:48I'm asking for too much.
00:46:49or what.
00:46:50What's that?
00:46:51Host,
00:46:52the pulse.
00:46:53And that's even though I'm on bed rest.
00:46:54As soon as you remove the pedals,
00:46:56You're going to burst, huh?
00:46:57Call him and tell him
00:46:57that you prefer Parcheesi,
00:46:58ping-pong,
00:46:59or pétanque,
00:47:00which also has its part
00:47:01at risk.
00:47:01No,
00:47:02that I don't call him.
00:47:03I'll think of something tomorrow.
00:47:05Tell him you can't
00:47:06sit on the bike,
00:47:06that they have not achieved
00:47:07the years
00:47:07They've done it
00:47:08hemorrhoids.
00:47:09And don't you think so?
00:47:10that kills
00:47:10A little bit of magic?
00:47:12What an idea to abstain.
00:47:15Oh, Juan,
00:47:15For God's sake,
00:47:16It's so hot.
00:47:17There simply isn't one.
00:47:17Let him put up with it.
00:47:19Aren't you roasted?
00:47:20Man,
00:47:21It's hot,
00:47:21But come on,
00:47:22neither...
00:47:23It will be nothing
00:47:24less posing,
00:47:24my love.
00:47:25No,
00:47:26That shouldn't be it.
00:47:28With the cool breeze
00:47:29that has to be
00:47:29Lucia up there,
00:47:30with its precious
00:47:31air-conditioning.
00:47:32Dear,
00:47:32The roof has collapsed.
00:47:33Well,
00:47:33Well, that's better.
00:47:34more common.
00:47:35Because we can't
00:47:36have us
00:47:37a device
00:47:38air conditioning.
00:47:39I paint it
00:47:40so that it harmonizes
00:47:41with the facade.
00:47:41And you know,
00:47:42Me with the double standards
00:47:43I can't.
00:47:43If I defend
00:47:44a stance
00:47:44before the community,
00:47:45I have to be
00:47:46coherent and upright.
00:47:47Yeah,
00:47:47like when you fucked
00:47:48community money
00:47:49or did you try to scam?
00:47:51to insurance
00:47:52and take a commission
00:47:53of the armored doors.
00:47:54I have been used
00:47:55politically.
00:47:56I was like
00:47:57Felipe González,
00:47:58that I found out
00:47:58of things through the press.
00:47:59Your car?
00:48:00Juan,
00:48:01It didn't have air conditioning.
00:48:03Have you heard it?
00:48:04Yeah.
00:48:05There are noises
00:48:05in the second B.
00:48:08The presence.
00:48:09When a house
00:48:10it empties,
00:48:11the spirits
00:48:12from the lower astral plane,
00:48:13the spirits
00:48:13sedatives,
00:48:15they manifest
00:48:16with more intensity.
00:48:17What are you saying?
00:48:19Let's see if he's gotten us in
00:48:20someone.
00:48:21I can't stand it.
00:48:22I'm going to sleep in the car.
00:48:24Dear,
00:48:24Can't you have
00:48:25all night
00:48:26Is the engine running?
00:48:27No?
00:48:27Yeah,
00:48:28I think so.
00:48:38Tell me.
00:48:38Well,
00:48:39Well, don't touch me.
00:48:39the presets
00:48:40and make sure the insurance is secure.
00:48:41What did I check?
00:48:42Hey,
00:48:43Emilio,
00:48:44you know
00:48:44if it has been rented
00:48:44Already the second B?
00:48:45Well, I don't think so yet.
00:48:46I have the keys here.
00:48:48Well, go up and see what's happening.
00:48:48because I'm hearing noises.
00:48:50I?
00:48:51Mr. John,
00:48:52I'm already involved.
00:48:52in bed
00:48:53and in pajamas.
00:48:53Couldn't you take a look?
00:48:54What's closest to you?
00:48:56Well no,
00:48:57You go up,
00:48:58because among other things
00:48:59It's your job.
00:48:59Already,
00:49:00But I say
00:49:00that you are no longer the president,
00:49:02No?
00:49:02Maybe I shouldn't listen to him.
00:49:03Emilio,
00:49:04You are not an employee
00:49:05from the president,
00:49:06You are an employee
00:49:07of all the neighbors
00:49:07of our community.
00:49:09Okay,
00:49:09Okay,
00:49:09Okay,
00:49:10Okay,
00:49:10Well, nothing.
00:49:11I'm coming,
00:49:11It was just a minor administrative question.
00:49:18Yeah.
00:49:18Mr. John,
00:49:19What I'm saying is
00:49:20which on the other hand
00:49:22I have my schedule too,
00:49:23No?
00:49:23And that this would be better
00:49:24See him tomorrow
00:49:24with natural light
00:49:26and thus we avoid appearances
00:49:27and all this,
00:49:28No?
00:49:28Emilio.
00:49:29Go,
00:49:30go.
00:49:31To the,
00:49:33Now it's the ghost's turn.
00:49:34If I have it
00:49:35There's everything to do here.
00:49:39Son,
00:49:40There is noise,
00:49:40But don't flush.
00:49:42that the ghosts
00:49:42They're not going to bat.
00:49:43And what do you want me to do?
00:49:45Alex has been smarter,
00:49:46I should have left
00:49:46with the Cuestas.
00:49:47Don't worry,
00:49:48I will compensate you in my will.
00:49:50No no,
00:49:50please,
00:49:50No.
00:49:54To the closet!
00:49:55To the closet!
00:50:10Hello?
00:50:39Let's see,
00:50:40please,
00:50:40if there's anyone in there
00:50:41doing the funny thing
00:50:42Let it come out already.
00:50:42that we haven't all laughed anymore.
00:50:44Emilio!
00:50:46Oh,
00:50:46I shit on his fucking mother.
00:50:54Emilio,
00:50:55please,
00:50:55that's me.
00:50:56Mr. John,
00:50:56a little bit of please,
00:50:57because one is getting old.
00:50:58so they can give him heart-related things.
00:51:00What's the matter
00:51:00Are you pale?
00:51:01Well, that's in there
00:51:02There is an angry spirit
00:51:03Or I don't know.
00:51:04Emilio,
00:51:04please,
00:51:04Don't talk nonsense.
00:51:05So let's take a look,
00:51:06Pussy.
00:51:07Yeah,
00:51:08Something has to be done.
00:51:09You need to do your research first.
00:51:10Let's get things done.
00:51:12What happened?
00:51:13A scream was heard.
00:51:14Because on that floor
00:51:14there is a rare presence
00:51:15that makes noise with the doors.
00:51:16Don't be a doormat.
00:51:19You haven't understood anything,
00:51:20TRUE?
00:51:21And he called me by my name.
00:51:23He said,
00:51:24Emilio,
00:51:24with that voice they use
00:51:25in the movies
00:51:26before it fills up
00:51:27all blood.
00:51:28The spirits
00:51:28They're angry with me
00:51:29for showing the apartment.
00:51:30Because of this
00:51:30The president has it
00:51:31that does not assert itself.
00:51:32If the living don't respect you,
00:51:33How can the dead respect you?
00:51:35The herbs say
00:51:35that this floor
00:51:36You need the birth chart.
00:51:38That time he told me
00:51:38who has a friend
00:51:39which is medium.
00:51:40He might come too
00:51:41to do a cleaning
00:51:42Let's see what they want.
00:51:43And how do you talk about it?
00:51:44with the dead?
00:51:45There's a chat room on the internet.
00:51:46You name Vicenta
00:51:47a comb in the bun
00:51:49And he's bound to pick something up.
00:51:50Marisa, please.
00:51:51Man,
00:51:52at my niece's wedding
00:51:53He approached television
00:51:54and took the digital route
00:51:55without a pirate card or anything.
00:51:57Now, come on,
00:51:58Everyone go to sleep.
00:51:59That's all we needed
00:51:59in this community.
00:52:00Anarchy and ghosts.
00:52:03Mr. John,
00:52:04Can I sleep in your chair?
00:52:05It's just that tonight
00:52:05I'm alone in the goal.
00:52:07You don't fit, Emilio.
00:52:08Natalia is back,
00:52:08There are five of us.
00:52:09Well, I sleep
00:52:09in a decent house.
00:52:11Who would send me?
00:52:11show me the floor
00:52:12What if I don't even get a commission?
00:52:27Mr. Frodo,
00:52:28I feel like shit.
00:52:29I would stop.
00:52:30We cannot stop now.
00:52:32Mighty is the enemy
00:52:33And the road is long.
00:52:35That ring
00:52:35It must be destroyed.
00:52:36If the dark lord
00:52:37It is done with the ring,
00:52:39Destiny will rule
00:52:40Lucia's forever.
00:52:41Whatever you want.
00:52:42But I don't have
00:52:43a hunger that will make you shit yourself.
00:52:44Tell him to give me
00:52:44an elven cookie
00:52:45of his kind.
00:52:45The Lady Galadriel
00:52:46he said clearly
00:52:47that we would administer
00:52:48our resources.
00:52:49But you're a rat.
00:52:50In the Orociel forest
00:52:51You've gone blind.
00:52:52What have I seen in you?
00:52:52What have I seen in you?
00:52:52Stay still!
00:52:54In this our community
00:52:55of the ring
00:52:55there is no room
00:52:56for stupid arguments.
00:52:58Stay!
00:52:59They are following us
00:53:00from Rivendell.
00:53:01Well, you have to have balls.
00:53:02to climb this hill.
00:53:03What's happening?
00:53:03That in Middle-earth
00:53:04There are only horses
00:53:05for the bad guys.
00:53:06Me at the inn
00:53:06I proposed a levy
00:53:07to buy horses
00:53:08and I was ignored
00:53:09completely.
00:53:10So now
00:53:11all the little shoes
00:53:12up to the Black Gate.
00:53:15It's snowy.
00:53:16I saw him on my ball.
00:53:18A little bit of please.
00:53:20It's mine,
00:53:20my treasure.
00:53:21Who is this for?
00:53:22It hasn't grown back.
00:53:23Run, Mr. Flodo!
00:53:24Run!
00:53:25Take it off!
00:53:26No, I'm good.
00:53:27wanting to help friends
00:53:29to the hobby.
00:53:30We want mine.
00:53:31But make him shut up, damn it!
00:53:32That the Orocai
00:53:32He is among us.
00:53:39Give me the ring
00:53:40or dies.
00:53:42The balls.
00:54:02It's 7:48 a.m.
00:54:04a.m.
00:54:07The sky is clear
00:54:09and the temperature
00:54:09It is 19 degrees.
00:54:11The question is
00:54:12What are you doing awake?
00:54:14On a Sunday at this time?
00:54:16That's what I ask myself.
00:54:20What are you doing there?
00:54:21Well, last night
00:54:22I was feeling a little
00:54:23only in the goal
00:54:23And how are you doing now?
00:54:24with the security guard
00:54:25That beach, well...
00:54:26But you're stupid!
00:54:27Now I'm sure I can't
00:54:28Remove Carmen
00:54:28Not on top of me, no way.
00:54:29No, no, no,
00:54:30But what if it's just sex?
00:54:31Everything is perfectly clear now.
00:54:32But my love,
00:54:33Don't leave
00:54:33without giving me a little kiss.
00:54:35Women,
00:54:35I didn't want to wake you up.
00:54:37I'm going to call my mother
00:54:37that tonight
00:54:38We had dinner at his house.
00:54:39Well,
00:54:39the joy that he will take
00:54:40when I see you.
00:54:45Yes, yes,
00:54:45sex only
00:54:46and about meeting up with her mother,
00:54:47that?
00:54:47To have a threesome?
00:54:48It's your fault.
00:54:49If you weren't around
00:54:50acting like a fool
00:54:50with that Tarzan guy,
00:54:51None of this would happen.
00:54:52Well, look, I'm leaving.
00:54:53I'm in a big hurry.
00:54:55And why are you walking like that?
00:54:56What did you do last night?
00:54:57I have muscle soreness.
00:54:58Are they very noticeable?
00:54:59It does show,
00:55:00You look like a glitz
00:55:01of the mobile.
00:55:13My God,
00:55:13What a dream
00:55:14And what muscle soreness!
00:55:15I'm going like a shell.
00:55:18Hello darling.
00:55:19That?
00:55:20Ready to get pedaling?
00:55:21Careful.
00:55:21Well, Felipe,
00:55:22What a disappointment.
00:55:23What's happening?
00:55:24Well, I've been robbed
00:55:24the bicycle
00:55:25in the accountants' room.
00:55:27No.
00:55:27Yeah,
00:55:27this morning
00:55:28I went to refill the jerrycan.
00:55:29with the isotonic drink
00:55:30and he was gone.
00:55:31But what are you saying?
00:55:32And that's despite having it locked up,
00:55:33Hey?
00:55:34But of course,
00:55:34These are badly mounted
00:55:35They're so expensive
00:55:36that they steal them,
00:55:37They paint them
00:55:37and then they sell them
00:55:38to the eastern countries.
00:55:39Or to Magré,
00:55:40because there are so many holes
00:55:41and so.
00:55:43Oh well,
00:55:44If you want, I'll go with you.
00:55:45in the car.
00:55:46Or I'll paint your name
00:55:47on the road
00:55:48That's very encouraging,
00:55:49Hey?
00:55:49No, honey,
00:55:50Don't worry.
00:55:51No problem.
00:55:52I brought two.
00:55:54Are they yours?
00:55:55Well, one was from my ex,
00:55:56The thing is, he deceived me.
00:55:57You know?
00:55:57He didn't like it at all
00:55:58play sports.
00:56:01Well, we'll have to try them out.
00:56:03Come on, let's go.
00:56:04And if we don't arrive late.
00:56:06Come on, get up Belén.
00:56:07But the hole...
00:56:08When will it be fixed?
00:56:09Hey?
00:56:09Because a storm is coming
00:56:10and I can't have
00:56:11the roof like that.
00:56:12I'm going to report the community
00:56:13And I want a chair.
00:56:15stair saver.
00:56:16What I really
00:56:17I'm worried
00:56:18They are spiritual presences
00:56:19from second B.
00:56:20I don't know if they'll be there.
00:56:21on the agenda.
00:56:22Milio, stop talking nonsense,
00:56:23please,
00:56:24I have a living room without a roof.
00:56:25Please, let's get to the point.
00:56:26Let's see, let's see, please,
00:56:28if we all talk together
00:56:29There are no more branch cries.
00:56:30Isn't it true that they keep quiet?
00:56:32Silence!
00:56:38Oops, sorry,
00:56:39I was sleeping
00:56:40in the car
00:56:40and I've caught a cold
00:56:41with the air conditioning.
00:56:43Well, in the last few days
00:56:45There has been a series
00:56:46of minor incidents...
00:56:51Sorry, sorry, that's it.
00:56:53Thank you, as I was saying,
00:56:55There has been a series
00:56:55of minor incidents
00:56:56in this community
00:56:57that need an urgent solution.
00:56:59Oh well,
00:56:59What are you doing sitting there?
00:57:00What kind of joke is this?
00:57:01Should he face the president?
00:57:02No, no, but let's see.
00:57:03Mauri, kindly,
00:57:04has ceded the honor to me
00:57:05to preside over this meeting
00:57:06in his name.
00:57:07If you have any problems,
00:57:08I will do it for them.
00:57:09Are you complaining to me?
00:57:09that I'm here too?
00:57:11Gregory, please,
00:57:12Sit in another chair.
00:57:13Okay, one quick question.
00:57:14Who is the president?
00:57:15And who is the first lady?
00:57:16Listen, ma'am,
00:57:17Less than just a joke, huh?
00:57:18How handsome.
00:57:19Mauricio,
00:57:20we have the father
00:57:21from the deranged goalkeeper,
00:57:22a lame shell,
00:57:23a hole in the ceiling,
00:57:24ghosts in 2B,
00:57:25leaks in my house,
00:57:26the building's facade
00:57:28aesthetically distorted,
00:57:29Oh, and the hefty fine.
00:57:30from the slot machine.
00:57:31Yes, pot,
00:57:32This is going to be the mother
00:57:33of all the spills.
00:57:34What are you going to do?
00:57:35Maintaining a president
00:57:36to whom the community,
00:57:36and I quote verbatim,
00:57:38Does he care?
00:57:39No, but Mauri
00:57:40He asks for their forgiveness.
00:57:40and acknowledges all his mistakes.
00:57:42No no,
00:57:43I don't recognize anything.
00:57:43Yes, he admits it.
00:57:45Okay.
00:57:46Mauri,
00:57:46I've been given a quote.
00:57:47of 30,000 euros
00:57:48to fix the roof.
00:57:49I mean,
00:57:5050,000,
00:57:51I mean,
00:57:51or the community will pay for it
00:57:52or you will have to report someone.
00:57:54And Mariano is going to undertake
00:57:55legal actions
00:57:56and he's going to claim
00:57:57a large compensation.
00:57:58Strong, strong.
00:58:00I am disabled
00:58:01for life.
00:58:02Excuse me,
00:58:02but you are disabled
00:58:03Since I've known him, okay?
00:58:05Don't worry.
00:58:05Okay.
00:58:06But Mauri,
00:58:06which is 10 million
00:58:07compared to suffering
00:58:08what's left for him
00:58:09to my poor father
00:58:09the rest of his life.
00:58:10He's going to ask for 10 million.
00:58:12Well, I want another 10.
00:58:13And me too.
00:58:14If you haven't fallen off the roof.
00:58:15But I'm going for it.
00:58:16Well, that's it.
00:58:17I'm going to run some numbers.
00:58:18and I'll let you know
00:58:19with the figure of the spill.
00:58:20But it looks bad.
00:58:22No, no, no, no, no.
00:58:23No spillover,
00:58:24which was not our fault.
00:58:25He has to pay for that.
00:58:27But,
00:58:27Where do you want from?
00:58:28that I made that much money?
00:58:29Having the computer like this
00:58:31on the knee
00:58:32It's terrible.
00:58:32For sperm, huh?
00:58:34They overheat
00:58:35and not...
00:58:41Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:58:43I already have the results.
00:58:44of the tests.
00:58:46How exciting!
00:58:47Come on, damn it,
00:58:47Tell us who won.
00:58:48which is a very bad experience.
00:58:49I don't understand
00:58:49How did Bustamante feel?
00:58:50with all those nominations.
00:58:52The curious thing
00:58:52I have 5 tests
00:58:53instead of 2.
00:58:54What have you done?
00:58:55To mislead?
00:58:56No, just out of curiosity, you know?
00:58:57We participate
00:58:58out of competition.
00:58:59And just to fill space.
00:59:00Like Spain,
00:59:01in the World Cups.
00:59:01Well,
00:59:02Well, the winner is...
00:59:04Scovine!
00:59:05Take!
00:59:06I won!
00:59:07But have you discovered?
00:59:08But what has he gained?
00:59:10And what did Tweety Bird pull out?
00:59:11And Ronaldinho?
00:59:12Obi-Wan Kenobi, please.
00:59:14I like Supercoco.
00:59:15But then
00:59:16Did the child win the test?
00:59:17Well, man,
00:59:17I think he's won.
00:59:19If he is more trained
00:59:19that we
00:59:20because he goes to school.
00:59:21Clear,
00:59:22Besides, he is
00:59:22Natalia's magazine
00:59:23That's not valid.
00:59:24I already told you, damn it.
00:59:27I'm going for a walk,
00:59:29Okay?
00:59:29I just need to be alone.
00:59:31Hey,
00:59:31If you want, I'll invite you to the movies.
00:59:32that the grass
00:59:33But he pays for his life.
00:59:34Hey, Lucia,
00:59:35But which one of the two?
00:59:35Are you going to get married after all?
00:59:37Hey, dude,
00:59:37Don't pressure her.
00:59:38I know there's a new candidate.
00:59:40But you,
00:59:41Why do they fill anything?
00:59:42Look,
00:59:42Go away, this will...
00:59:43How are you?
00:59:44Roberto,
00:59:46We need to resolve this.
00:59:47between you and me.
00:59:47No, no, no,
00:59:47fights outside
00:59:48which then I have to clean up.
00:59:49No, no, don't worry.
00:59:50It's going to be a duel.
00:59:51between gentlemen.
00:59:52The loser
00:59:53Lucia resigns.
00:59:54Paco,
00:59:55Draw your lightsabers.
00:59:57Okay.
00:59:58What do we do?
01:00:01You've screwed up.
01:00:02I'm just telling you
01:00:03that my first surname
01:00:04It's Alonso.
01:00:05Nothing else.
01:00:06Look, kid,
01:00:07I drive cars
01:00:08200 horsepower
01:00:09from the age of 18.
01:00:10Already,
01:00:10But this
01:00:11He drives like a panda.
01:00:12loser.
01:00:12Very good.
01:00:14Two laps.
01:00:14Whoever wins
01:00:15He marries Lucia.
01:00:16I have one extra.
01:00:17In the second
01:00:18I can go say hello.
01:00:19Come on,
01:00:19don't get carried away
01:00:19which is 15 minutes.
01:00:21Paco,
01:00:21Your camera is going to fall.
01:00:23No,
01:00:23that come out of some dishes
01:00:24fucking great.
01:00:29Ready,
01:00:30Ready,
01:00:31It came out null.
01:00:32Strip,
01:00:33loser.
01:00:35It doesn't work,
01:00:36Listen.
01:00:37Try to start it,
01:00:38For God's sake,
01:00:39Try to start it.
01:00:42Listen.
01:00:50But are we going down that way?
01:00:52Yeah.
01:00:54There's a cow.
01:00:55Of course, darling,
01:00:55This is where the route begins.
01:00:56Look,
01:00:57We're going down through Val de Martín
01:00:58up to the Balsain Pine Forest
01:00:59and then we can go
01:01:00up to the Risco de los Claveles,
01:01:01passing by the Lagoon of the Birds,
01:01:03which is beautiful,
01:01:03or even the Paular Monastery
01:01:05and back.
01:01:06Okay.
01:01:07And are there any beach bars?
01:01:08along the way?
01:01:09He's always joking around, huh?
01:01:12And there will be coverage,
01:01:13I'm not saying,
01:01:13because of silly falls.
01:01:14Don't worry,
01:01:15man,
01:01:15We're going to go
01:01:16at our own pace,
01:01:17discussion, okay?
01:01:18Yeah.
01:01:18Come on.
01:01:20Hey, hey, hey.
01:01:21That?
01:01:21That the doorbell,
01:01:22that's not going to happen.
01:01:22Clear,
01:01:23Because that's what change is.
01:01:23of marches.
01:01:24Ah,
01:01:25Mine is upside down.
01:01:26Since she is English,
01:01:27Well, there you have it.
01:01:28This one here
01:01:29and the other one is...
01:01:30Okay, so what?
01:01:30Are you ready?
01:01:31Yes, yes.
01:01:32Okay then.
01:01:32Now.
01:01:33Come on.
01:01:34Let's go.
01:01:35Okay.
01:01:35Come on.
01:01:36Let's go.
01:01:37Well, this aunt
01:01:37He's up for it.
01:01:38Hey, Belén,
01:01:39Nativity scene,
01:01:40that there is no way there.
01:01:41Nativity scene.
01:01:44We hired experts,
01:01:45doctors, detectives,
01:01:46hired assassins,
01:01:47whatever,
01:01:48before giving a penny to these people.
01:01:49Maury,
01:01:49they have broken through a roof,
01:01:50They have witnesses,
01:01:51The community has no insurance.
01:01:52It's easier to defend
01:01:53to Saddam Hussein.
01:01:54Man,
01:01:54thank you so much.
01:01:55Accept it.
01:01:56We need to reach an agreement.
01:01:57But, Fernando,
01:01:58Let's go to trial,
01:01:58Let's see what happens.
01:01:59Okay,
01:02:00And what do we do in the meantime?
01:02:00Hey?
01:02:01Leave Lucia homeless?
01:02:02Well,
01:02:03It's summer.
01:02:04I only have
01:02:05two thousand euros in the bank.
01:02:06Well, you already have more than I do.
01:02:08What do we do?
01:02:10So what are we going to do?
01:02:13You can sell the apartment.
01:02:15Fuck.
01:02:17Fuck.
01:02:18Let it be known that I am here.
01:02:19not because they believe these things,
01:02:20but in representation
01:02:21of the community
01:02:22in the absence of the president.
01:02:23And what about the Ouija board?
01:02:24How's it going?
01:02:25Like text messages
01:02:26of mobile phones?
01:02:26The need for communication
01:02:28of the disembodied spirit
01:02:30will manifest
01:02:32in an action
01:02:35psychokinetics
01:02:35joint
01:02:36of all
01:02:37those of us who are
01:02:38on the Ouija board?
01:02:39They will move the glass
01:02:41about the letters
01:02:42of the board
01:02:43and will compose
01:02:44the answer.
01:02:46Let's continue like a game of chance,
01:02:47but in an esoteric way.
01:02:49Transcommunication
01:02:50with the dots
01:02:52requires
01:02:53absolute concentration.
01:02:55We need to relax
01:02:56and let go of the mind
01:02:57blank.
01:02:58That's not necessary.
01:02:59to my sister
01:03:00because it comes with it as standard.
01:03:01Listen,
01:03:01And what's this about being a medium?
01:03:02It is studied at university
01:03:04or it comes like this
01:03:05of birth
01:03:06like the child
01:03:06from the movie?
01:03:07Emilio,
01:03:07please,
01:03:08Let's get started.
01:03:09Put your finger
01:03:10about the glass
01:03:11without squeezing.
01:03:14Concentrate.
01:03:15Breathe soon.
01:03:19Is anyone there?
01:03:22What was his name?
01:03:23Concha's husband?
01:03:24Santiago,
01:03:25like the one in Compostela.
01:03:27Santiago,
01:03:28speak out.
01:03:31Nothing,
01:03:32has not jumped
01:03:32nor the voicemail.
01:03:33I'm getting tired of it
01:03:35the arm.
01:03:35Yes, this is ridiculous.
01:03:36We're wasting our time.
01:03:38Man,
01:03:38You have to have a little
01:03:39of patience
01:03:39keep in mind
01:03:40that gentleman
01:03:40It comes from beyond.
01:03:42Hey,
01:03:43extinguish the cigarette
01:03:44that maybe
01:03:44He is bothered by the smoke.
01:03:45Well,
01:03:46I just can't believe it
01:03:46that in the 21st century
01:03:47Let's continue to believe
01:03:48in superstitions
01:03:49improper
01:03:50of cultured people.
01:03:57Do you see it?
01:03:58I've already pissed him off.
01:03:59Please do me a favor
01:03:59to ask for forgiveness
01:04:00to Concha's husband.
01:04:01Ah,
01:04:01No,
01:04:01No,
01:04:02that between her
01:04:02that's what it's for
01:04:02We are paying him
01:04:03And very well,
01:04:04by the way.
01:04:04Now they're coming
01:04:05come get us
01:04:05one by one.
01:04:06We have to stay together.
01:04:08It's going to be better
01:04:09change strategy.
01:04:10I left the recorder
01:04:12under the table.
01:04:13Perhaps the spirit
01:04:14wants to manifest
01:04:15in a psychophony.
01:04:17A what?
01:04:17Sometimes it can be recorded
01:04:19the voices of the dead.
01:04:20I have a record
01:04:21by Frank Sinatra
01:04:21which basically amounts to the same thing.
01:04:23Then we'll pick it up.
01:04:24and we listened to it
01:04:25Let's see if it gives us a clue.
01:04:26of the lens intentions.
01:04:29Can someone give me some chamomile tea?
01:04:31Yeah.
01:04:32Come to my house
01:04:33that I want to show you
01:04:34some stains
01:04:34I have a wall
01:04:35which looks very similar
01:04:36to Tlargable.
01:04:37Chata,
01:04:37Now you'll find out
01:04:38what it means to enter
01:04:39in another dimension.
01:04:41Hey,
01:04:42Well, this is more practical.
01:04:42of what it seemed
01:04:43prima facie.
01:04:44I'm telling you
01:04:45And you save on the sun lounger.
01:04:46Hey,
01:04:46Pass me the cream,
01:04:47Go on.
01:04:48Here you can make tobles,
01:04:49No?
01:04:49Hey,
01:04:49But you don't realize it
01:04:50of my drama.
01:04:51The most compatible man
01:04:52that I have found
01:04:53He is a 12-year-old boy.
01:04:54Yeah,
01:04:54But he's incredibly gifted.
01:04:56Well,
01:04:56And he's cute in the face.
01:04:57Besides,
01:04:58Wait until he has his growth spurt.
01:04:58and you might get a surprise.
01:05:00Yeah,
01:05:00clear,
01:05:00when I turn 18
01:05:01I will have
01:05:0336.
01:05:04Well,
01:05:04well, a toy boy
01:05:05of those that are in style now.
01:05:06And on top of that, they're in-laws
01:05:07to Juan Cuesta
01:05:07and to the Herbs.
01:05:08No,
01:05:09no,
01:05:09no,
01:05:10no.
01:05:10Okay,
01:05:11It's over.
01:05:11Fuck it,
01:05:12to the wedding and everything.
01:05:13I end up around 30.
01:05:15You'll see.
01:05:16But why always
01:05:17Will I attract immature men?
01:05:18Because mature men
01:05:19They don't exist.
01:05:20they pass directly
01:05:20of immature
01:05:21to dirty old men,
01:05:22So,
01:05:22without intermediate steps.
01:05:23Look,
01:05:23Lucia,
01:05:23here's the most childish one
01:05:24It was you,
01:05:25start taking a test
01:05:26to see who
01:05:27You're going to share your life,
01:05:27please.
01:05:28So what's up?
01:05:29scientific method,
01:05:30come on,
01:05:30as an opposition,
01:05:31This is for life.
01:05:32Already,
01:05:32But you're not looking for it
01:05:33an official
01:05:34but a husband.
01:05:34Well,
01:05:35In this case, it's the same thing.
01:05:36one who shirks
01:05:36as much as he can.
01:05:37Look,
01:05:37Lucia,
01:05:38Stop talking nonsense.
01:05:39Hey?
01:05:39Let's see,
01:05:40to your husband
01:05:41You have to choose it
01:05:41with all my heart.
01:05:42Okay.
01:05:42You,
01:05:43When you look to the future,
01:05:44What are you thinking about?
01:05:46In a liposuction.
01:05:48Ah,
01:05:48Okay,
01:05:49but,
01:05:49but,
01:05:50Who is with you?
01:05:50in the waiting room?
01:05:56Look,
01:05:57We'd better leave you alone.
01:05:58Because neither do I.
01:05:58I want to burn
01:05:59And so you start thinking about it.
01:06:00Hey?
01:06:01Nativity scene,
01:06:02What has returned?
01:06:02Let's see how it goes.
01:06:03Hey,
01:06:03hey,
01:06:04hey,
01:06:04but I'm choosing a husband,
01:06:05I need friends.
01:06:06Your heart,
01:06:07Listen to your heart.
01:06:10Come on,
01:06:11Say something.
01:06:12How's your knee?
01:06:12dear?
01:06:13Are you sure it doesn't hurt?
01:06:14No,
01:06:14No,
01:06:14No,
01:06:14if you miss him/her
01:06:15I've given myself a lot
01:06:16ever since I was a little girl.
01:06:18We went in.
01:06:19Hello.
01:06:20Hello.
01:06:22Oh,
01:06:22Nativity scene,
01:06:22But what happened to you?
01:06:23Nothing,
01:06:24a silly fall.
01:06:25The thing is,
01:06:26clear,
01:06:26Since the bike wasn't mine,
01:06:27Well, that's where the brakes change.
01:06:28You should have seen it,
01:06:29how he threw himself down the slope.
01:06:31My love,
01:06:31If you are the woman of my life.
01:06:33We're having dinner tonight,
01:06:34Okay?
01:06:34Okay,
01:06:34but sitting down
01:06:36and normal dresses.
01:06:38Okay,
01:06:38I'll pick you up at ten.
01:06:39Yeah.
01:06:40Bye,
01:06:40dear.
01:06:41Bye bye.
01:06:41See you later.
01:06:45Mother of my life
01:06:46and from my heart.
01:06:47Oh,
01:06:47Nativity scene,
01:06:48are you OK?
01:06:49Help me,
01:06:49help me sit down there.
01:06:52Don't be fooled,
01:06:53Exercising is terrible,
01:06:55It's terrible.
01:06:56Oh,
01:06:57Oh,
01:06:57careful.
01:06:58No,
01:06:58But Bethlehem,
01:06:59How will you look?
01:06:59With your Felipe like that?
01:07:00Look at yourself,
01:07:01You look like a sticker.
01:07:02No,
01:07:02It looks like you've been run over.
01:07:03the circular,
01:07:04Hey?
01:07:04Call him and tell him
01:07:05that you're not feeling well
01:07:05and we called a physiotherapist
01:07:07or something.
01:07:08I'll have a little bit
01:07:09of sugar water
01:07:10And that's it.
01:07:11Ah,
01:07:11Ah,
01:07:11Ah,
01:07:12I want my room free,
01:07:13Hey?
01:07:13Let this not go unnoticed tonight.
01:07:14and the first time
01:07:15I prefer to play at home
01:07:16rather than as a visitor.
01:07:17Hey,
01:07:17Nativity scene,
01:07:18It's just that muscle soreness...
01:07:19It usually gets worse,
01:07:19You're going to be worse tonight.
01:07:21I don't think so.
01:07:23Good,
01:07:23we have recorded
01:07:24a complete tape,
01:07:26We're probably going to hear
01:07:27some EVP
01:07:28And I'm warning you,
01:07:30They will surely be heard
01:07:31laments,
01:07:32shouting,
01:07:34confused voices.
01:07:35If we go to what we hear
01:07:36every day in the yard.
01:07:37Go ahead,
01:07:38go ahead,
01:07:38Let's see what they tell us.
01:07:39Shell,
01:07:40Come and see if you recognize
01:07:41to your husband.
01:07:42I'm in the bathroom,
01:07:43help me.
01:07:44Well,
01:07:45It could also be
01:07:45Mr. Bartolomé Méndez
01:07:46or do it.
01:07:47I slept with him.
01:07:48Marisa.
01:07:49First president
01:07:50of this community of ours,
01:07:51outraged by the chaotic
01:07:53situation that he/she is experiencing
01:07:53the building.
01:07:57Until then
01:07:57which also tells us
01:07:58the numbers of the lottery.
01:08:01What a loser.
01:08:02Have you seen
01:08:02How did they run away?
01:08:03And Emilio's face
01:08:04He won't have any problems today.
01:08:05to go to the bathroom,
01:08:06Hey?
01:08:07These people
01:08:07He's brought it all.
01:08:09Well, that spirit
01:08:09It has the voice of Andrés Guerra.
01:08:11And that other one
01:08:11Paul's.
01:08:12Nieves has killed them.
01:08:14Vicenta,
01:08:14They are squatters
01:08:15with complete nerve.
01:08:16What bastards.
01:08:17Well, it doesn't have
01:08:17Not funny at all.
01:08:18I've had them come out
01:08:19the gray hairs.
01:08:19Yeah,
01:08:20This is not a community.
01:08:21man.
01:08:22This is the circus
01:08:23by Angel Christ.
01:08:28Look,
01:08:29look.
01:08:30I'm testing
01:08:30new noises.
01:08:31You tell me if it scares you,
01:08:33Hey?
01:08:36You remind me
01:08:37to the grandmother
01:08:37when he ordered dinner.
01:08:38Hey,
01:08:39Well, you try something.
01:08:40because of giving
01:08:41knocks on the door
01:08:42It already smells.
01:08:44Fuck,
01:08:44They're here again.
01:08:46How stressful
01:08:47That's life
01:08:47of the ghost,
01:08:48Hey?
01:08:48They seem to like it
01:08:49to be scared.
01:09:04What are you doing?
01:09:05Come on,
01:09:06It was a joke,
01:09:06letting go.
01:09:07Emilio,
01:09:08Open!
01:09:08Hey,
01:09:09Well, it's true.
01:09:09that there will be
01:09:10ghosts,
01:09:10Hey?
01:09:11What happens
01:09:11They can be heard
01:09:12as far as possible.
01:09:13The thing is
01:09:13in the afterlife
01:09:14there must be
01:09:15a lot of problems
01:09:15with the coverage.
01:09:17Emilio!
01:09:18Fuck.
01:09:19Well, I'm hungry.
01:09:20What do we do?
01:09:21Well, what do I know?
01:09:22But suck the polyp.
01:09:26Mariano,
01:09:27have you
01:09:27that perfect
01:09:28the technique
01:09:28of mental disorder.
01:09:29Likely
01:09:30Fernando and Mauri
01:09:30Call a doctor
01:09:31to recognize it.
01:09:32Porza plus the mouth
01:09:33and strategically drop
01:09:34me too...
01:09:35what's happening?
01:09:35I have an image.
01:09:37How could we not have thought of that?
01:09:38What about the wheelchair before?
01:09:40What a bargain!
01:09:42Oops!
01:09:42I was really looking forward to it
01:09:44to the anchovies of Santoña.
01:09:45Tomorrow we're going
01:09:46with three chairs
01:09:47and we bring
01:09:48half a supermarket.
01:09:50You are taking advantage
01:09:51because the security guard
01:09:52He's a very good person.
01:09:53Mauri is coming.
01:09:56Mauricio,
01:09:57This man is not getting better.
01:09:58We're going to have to take him.
01:09:58to Houston or something.
01:09:59Can you hear me?
01:10:00Just a moment, please?
01:10:01I wanted to tell you all
01:10:02Fernando and I
01:10:04we've been talking
01:10:05and that it is no longer necessary
01:10:05that no one sues us
01:10:06because we're going to take care of it
01:10:07to pay you for the damages caused.
01:10:10Yes, yes, yes.
01:10:10But the words
01:10:11They are carried away by the wind.
01:10:11Where do you start?
01:10:12to withdraw the money?
01:10:15From here.
01:10:17They are going to sell the apartment.
01:10:19Knot eye.
01:10:20So we talked before.
01:10:22If gays
01:10:22deep down
01:10:23They are very good people.
01:10:24But let's leave it at that
01:10:25Let them leave.
01:10:26We're going to lose them
01:10:27as neighbors
01:10:27because of that silly thing.
01:10:29Hey,
01:10:29Esther here
01:10:30William and I
01:10:30we have gone through
01:10:31a roof.
01:10:32Because of you
01:10:33They are Mauri and Fernando.
01:10:35For God's sake,
01:10:36the most beautiful couple
01:10:37of the building.
01:10:38It's true,
01:10:39if they leave
01:10:39What do we want it for?
01:10:40Three peepholes?
01:10:41We have a wedding coming up.
01:10:43And it makes me bitter.
01:10:44in retirement.
01:10:45Let's see,
01:10:45I feel it too.
01:10:46a lot,
01:10:47but the facts
01:10:47These are the facts.
01:10:48The presidency
01:10:49from Mauri
01:10:49has ruined
01:10:50this community.
01:10:50It has been ours
01:10:51men in particular.
01:10:52Come on,
01:10:52one more week
01:10:53and corralito
01:10:53who raised you.
01:10:54I mean,
01:10:55that we forced Mauri
01:10:56to be president,
01:10:57He goes out of his way for us
01:10:58or try to do
01:10:58Everything was great.
01:10:59and when through fault
01:11:00of this gentleman
01:11:00almost happens
01:11:01a disgrace
01:11:02we ruined him
01:11:03and we kicked him out of here.
01:11:05Well,
01:11:06Well, put like that...
01:11:07Us
01:11:08we've snuck in
01:11:09at home,
01:11:09we threw it
01:11:10down the stairs,
01:11:12We killed him
01:11:12to the rabbit,
01:11:13We have kidnapped him
01:11:13to his son
01:11:14and yet
01:11:14Keep saying hi to us.
01:11:16What truth?
01:11:17That sometimes
01:11:18I'm ashamed
01:11:18of living
01:11:19in this building.
01:11:24It's just that today
01:11:25has eaten fish
01:11:26and he hit him
01:11:27a phosphorus rush.
01:11:28Vicenta is right,
01:11:30But what has happened to us?
01:11:30How could we have
01:11:32to get to this point?
01:11:33Mariano,
01:11:34It is no longer necessary
01:11:34Let him keep pretending.
01:11:35Fuck,
01:11:36Thank goodness,
01:11:36I was already getting into it
01:11:37laughter.
01:11:38That's not the spirit
01:11:39of this community.
01:11:40People come first
01:11:41and then everything else.
01:11:43Yeah,
01:11:43But the thing is
01:11:43That's ten million.
01:11:45Shell,
01:11:46For God's sake,
01:11:46How could I load it?
01:11:47with that
01:11:47about his conscience?
01:11:48It's true,
01:11:49He also told you
01:11:50the doctor
01:11:50Don't lift any weight.
01:11:54Excellent,
01:11:54Everything was delicious.
01:11:56I had such a great time.
01:11:59Hey,
01:11:59are you OK?
01:12:00Hey?
01:12:01You've been up all night.
01:12:02walking a little strangely,
01:12:02No?
01:12:03It's not the shoes.
01:12:04Of course,
01:12:05Since I'm such an athlete,
01:12:06Well, I always wear sneakers.
01:12:08And you can't be.
01:12:08Come on,
01:12:08come here.
01:12:10What's the matter?
01:12:11I got excited.
01:12:12Already?
01:12:13But don't be alarmed,
01:12:14Hey?
01:12:15No,
01:12:15It's not that I,
01:12:16I just get
01:12:17like a motorcycle right away.
01:12:18Nothing,
01:12:19I wish it were my turn already...
01:12:19Oh really?
01:12:20Yeah.
01:12:21Where is your room?
01:12:21Over there?
01:12:22Let's go.
01:12:22No,
01:12:23No,
01:12:23No,
01:12:24No.
01:12:25I'll be right there.
01:12:25Hey?
01:12:26Well.
01:12:26Come on,
01:12:27I'll be right there.
01:12:27Hey,
01:12:28In the end, Belén is going to be right.
01:12:30He's having a great time.
01:12:32It should work much better for this one.
01:12:33because with Emilio,
01:12:35not a peep.
01:12:40My God,
01:12:40What a chain reaction.
01:12:41Don't deny it,
01:12:42because you've taken me off course,
01:12:43sticking his nose in my face.
01:12:44What are you going to be telling yourself?
01:12:45What low level?
01:12:46Did you close it on me at the last minute?
01:12:47That I...
01:12:48Yeah.
01:12:48That I...
01:12:48And why are you stopping in the middle of the straightaway?
01:12:50Other.
01:12:50My car wouldn't start.
01:12:51Besides,
01:12:52Don't change the subject.
01:12:53It was your fault.
01:12:54Look,
01:12:54Pango has it engraved there.
01:12:55For example.
01:12:56No,
01:12:56It seems not.
01:12:57Engraving no.
01:12:58Lucia should be with me.
01:13:00Look,
01:13:00if they beat you at everything,
01:13:01in the test,
01:13:02in the cars,
01:13:02That's for sure.
01:13:03Where were you?
01:13:05Releasing some tension in the cars.
01:13:07I want to apologize to both of you.
01:13:09I have behaved in a very childish way
01:13:11And the whole testing thing was nonsense.
01:13:13I think it's fine.
01:13:13It is the future of the human race.
01:13:15Marriage is a very serious thing
01:13:16And we need to be much clearer about that.
01:13:18Already.
01:13:18And now is when you tell us
01:13:19that you don't marry either of them.
01:13:21No,
01:13:21No,
01:13:21No.
01:13:21I have listened to my heart
01:13:23And he hasn't said anything to me.
01:13:25Oh well,
01:13:25I've already decided who I'm going to marry.
01:13:28With who?
01:13:29With who?
01:13:30Shit!
01:13:31My camera's broken!
01:13:35But you're leaving now.
01:13:36Aren't you staying overnight?
01:13:37Look,
01:13:38Nativity scene,
01:13:38I just don't think what we have is going to work out.
01:13:40We'd better leave it at that.
01:13:41But why?
01:13:43Well, look,
01:13:43I'm going to be honest with you.
01:13:44You're just so boring in bed.
01:13:46You hardly move,
01:13:46You lie down there and it's the same,
01:13:48to the,
01:13:48to the,
01:13:48I do everything.
01:13:49I don't know,
01:13:49I like it when women are more active.
01:13:50But you will be unhappy
01:13:52that it's your fault
01:13:53that you have crippled me
01:13:54to so much sport and so much crap.
01:13:56My muscles are sore all the way down to my eyelashes.
01:13:57How are your muscles sore?
01:13:58I don't like sports.
01:13:59I hate him.
01:14:00I get tired of just watching it on TV.
01:14:02Is that why I noticed your legs were a bit soft?
01:14:04Well,
01:14:04But how can you be genetic?
01:14:05Look,
01:14:05out,
01:14:06that I'm boring in bed.
01:14:07Look,
01:14:08I'm not throwing anything at you because...
01:14:09My whole body hurts.
01:14:11Sick!
01:14:13Vigorous!
01:14:17Nativity scene,
01:14:18if a relationship works
01:14:20You have to be yourself.
01:14:21You're not fooling him,
01:14:22You're fooling yourself.
01:14:24Wow!
01:14:25The psychopath and the lesbian
01:14:26giving me advice,
01:14:27if only...
01:14:29Ah!
01:14:29Are you a lesbian?
01:14:30Are you a psychopath?
01:14:31I sleep on the sofa.
01:14:32Yeah,
01:14:33better.
01:14:39Can we know?
01:14:40What do you want now?
01:14:41What are you here for?
01:14:42Going to snoop around the apartment?
01:14:43I'm selling it for 40 million.
01:14:45Anything else?
01:14:45Yeah.
01:14:47We've come to apologize.
01:14:49Sorry?
01:14:49Don't leave,
01:14:51Pussy.
01:14:51That Radiopatio would cease to be what it is
01:14:53without you.
01:14:54There will be no complaint of any kind.
01:14:56Maury.
01:14:56And through the hole in Lucia's roof,
01:14:58Don't worry.
01:14:59We will face it together,
01:15:00together.
01:15:01I will support the yes vote.
01:15:02for that spill.
01:15:03If we have to fix it,
01:15:05We'll fix it.
01:15:07If you wait for me to recover,
01:15:09I'll give you the quote.
01:15:10Everything in B.
01:15:11Keep an eye up.
01:15:12One moment.
01:15:13Is this for real?
01:15:15I'm about to get emotional myself,
01:15:17It worries me.
01:15:18Get excited.
01:15:19Don't hold back.
01:15:21Come on.
01:15:23Give me a kiss.
01:15:25Oh, my gays.
01:15:27Hey, I want to hug Fernando,
01:15:29Isn't it there?
01:15:30It hasn't come out.
01:15:30Well, it's the same thing,
01:15:31I'm a little bit.
01:15:32I'm not in a position to choose.
01:15:33And people killing each other over a chalet.
01:15:35This is coexistence in its purest form.
01:15:37I remember at my father's house,
01:15:38When the first television arrived,
01:15:39an entire block of neighbors
01:15:40watching 1, 2, 3 together.
01:15:42When, in black and white,
01:15:43when the hemlock gave...
01:15:44Forgive me, but...
01:15:46Thank you so much,
01:15:47I don't know what to say.
01:15:48Then don't say anything.
01:15:49Bring out a little wine and some Iberian ham.
01:15:50And that's it.
01:15:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:15:53Let's go.
01:15:53He'll want to call Fernando
01:15:55to give him the good news.
01:15:56Oh, and for the presidency,
01:15:57Don't worry.
01:15:58Me at the next meeting
01:15:59I assume the position,
01:16:00I release you from your responsibilities
01:16:01And you can focus on your family
01:16:03and in your relationship...
01:16:03It's tough, it's tough, don't get carried away.
01:16:05That...
01:16:06That needs to be voted on.
01:16:10And you look very well, Mariano.
01:16:12They are peaks.
01:16:13I'm up there too,
01:16:14that I fall apart.
01:16:15I have to apologize to him.
01:16:17because I had an image
01:16:18mistaken about you.
01:16:19I thought it was the typical
01:16:20social parasite with nonexistent morals.
01:16:22It happens to me a lot.
01:16:23It must be the face I have.
01:16:25But come on,
01:16:26giving up so much money,
01:16:27has shown me
01:16:27that you are a beautiful person.
01:16:31Well, you know what I mean.
01:16:33Thank you very much, Mauri.
01:16:35Mauri,
01:16:36I just wanted to ask you
01:16:37a small favor
01:16:38until I fully recover.
01:16:40Of course,
01:16:41Whatever you want,
01:16:41For God's sake, ask me.
01:16:43Well,
01:16:44And how long is it supposed to take?
01:16:45Are we going to have to be here?
01:16:46I don't know.
01:16:47He didn't specify it to me.
01:16:49which is why it takes so long to recover.
01:16:50That guy is a woman.
01:16:51He's blackmailing us.
01:16:52About time!
01:16:52You act like a waiter.
01:16:54Fernando,
01:16:55look,
01:16:55We have to be positive, right?
01:16:56I'll buy this.
01:16:57some little plants
01:16:58and I give it a look like this,
01:16:59as...
01:17:00Don't you see it?
01:17:00Like, very bohemian?
01:17:02No.
01:17:02Me neither.
01:17:04And what does it smell like?
01:17:05Don't know,
01:17:06I didn't want to look out
01:17:07to the kitchen.
01:17:07It's so hot.
01:17:09I mean,
01:17:09I want to run the air.
01:17:10I mean,
01:17:10How will it run?
01:17:10What if there's no window?
01:17:11Already.
01:17:12Oh,
01:17:12Good night, huh?
01:17:14Oh.
01:17:15Yeah.
01:17:16Mauri,
01:17:17What's up, kid?
01:17:18Hey,
01:17:18How do I plug it in?
01:17:19Dolby Surround 5.1?
01:17:21Mariano,
01:17:22turn on the TV
01:17:22But don't touch me.
01:17:23no other device, okay?
01:17:24I bought
01:17:25the latest DVD
01:17:26direct from Avellonset
01:17:27And it has to be heard
01:17:28in good condition.
01:17:29Hey,
01:17:30This is from EFET
01:17:33Stadium,
01:17:33How are you?
01:17:34Alright?
01:17:35Yeah,
01:17:35That's great.
01:17:36Listen,
01:17:37And how are you feeling?
01:17:38Is he feeling better now?
01:17:39Well,
01:17:40Here we go,
01:17:41slowly.
01:17:42The doctor told me
01:17:43What will it be?
01:17:43a slow recovery.
01:17:46Already.
01:17:47What did he tell you?
01:17:48Oh,
01:17:48who is already much better.
01:17:49Yeah?
01:17:49This is going to be a matter
01:17:50a couple of days.
01:17:51Ah,
01:17:51excellent.
01:17:54Is that Emilio?
01:17:58At...
01:17:59Good night.
01:18:00Good night.
01:18:01Oh,
01:18:02Pussy.
01:18:03Let's see,
01:18:03So.
01:18:09Pipote,
01:18:10what high standing is,
01:18:11Hey?
01:18:11How does it change your life?
01:18:12Look,
01:18:13I put on a face mask
01:18:14in the hair
01:18:14And look at that hydration!
01:18:15This is what they wear
01:18:16aunts to advertise shampoos.
01:18:18There is much to learn.
01:18:19of the gays.
01:18:20They invented
01:18:21metrosexuality,
01:18:22which is now my religion.
01:18:24Yeah,
01:18:24But let's not get used to it.
01:18:25because then we have to go back
01:18:25to the catacombs.
01:18:26Don't worry,
01:18:27Yes, I told them
01:18:27that this was going to take a while.
01:18:29Yeah,
01:18:29No?
01:18:30I can still feel you
01:18:31some lapses.
01:18:32Hey,
01:18:32colleagues,
01:18:33Let us in
01:18:33and we had a little wine.
01:18:35Let's see,
01:18:36ladies,
01:18:36that this is a private party,
01:18:37Hey?
01:18:37To bed.
01:18:38Hey,
01:18:39Pass me the albums
01:18:40Photos by Mauri
01:18:41by the rope.
01:18:42Really,
01:18:43What people.
01:18:43My case,
01:18:44Open the cava.
01:18:47To the,
01:18:48throughout the entire painting.
01:18:49You've already given it to him
01:18:49in the mouth to Nabelé.
01:18:50That it is not Nabelé
01:18:51nor ignorant of life,
01:18:52who is Audrey Herpon.
01:18:54Really,
01:18:54if you can't
01:18:55take out of the goal.
01:18:56And you, yes,
01:18:57No?
01:18:57Go on,
01:18:57Bring cava.
01:18:58Bring cava because
01:18:59You have no idea.
01:19:00Open it yourself.
01:19:05Long live.
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