The Bernie Mac Show is a beloved comedy series that showcases Bernie Mac’s unique humor, sharp wit, and unforgettable storytelling 😂🔥 When Bernie and his wife take in his sister’s three children, everyday family life turns into hilarious chaos. Packed with heart, laughs, and life lessons, this sitcom remains a fan favorite and a television classic.
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00:00Who you with?
00:20It's that time of year, America.
00:22Football season.
00:23See, this is when Bernie Mac gets his testosterone up.
00:27The clenching and the grabbing and the personal foul.
00:29Nae hits, I love it all.
00:31See, Bernie Mac like his son is ugly.
00:34Yeah, 317.
00:37Hut, hut.
00:40Yeah, baby.
00:41Yeah, baby.
00:46Hi, Mr. Mac.
00:52What the?
00:53They're here for me.
00:54Hey, guys, come on in.
00:55Mr. Mac?
00:56No, no, no.
00:57Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:58Wait a minute.
00:59Uh, wait.
01:02What the hell going on, Nessa?
01:04We're having a makeup party.
01:05You didn't ask me because you had no doggone makeup party.
01:07You think it just ding-dong, ate on, and ruined my Sunday?
01:10Take it up with Aunt Wanda.
01:11It was her idea.
01:13I'm not going to take it up with them.
01:16Hey, Wanda, what am I going to do now, baby?
01:19Honey, it's so they can look good for the yearbook photo.
01:21I promised her.
01:22It's the Bears' first piece of season game.
01:25Man, that's foul.
01:26The Bears will have lots of games.
01:28There's only one yearbook photo.
01:31Well, I'm going to watch the game in now.
01:33Man, that's foul.
01:34Tch, anywhere but here.
01:36Ooh, honey, why don't you ask Jordan if he'll go with you?
01:39For what?
01:39He don't like football.
01:40That's foul.
01:42Honey, just ask him anyway.
01:43He don't like football.
01:46That's foul.
01:47So when we get there, you're going to have a ball.
01:48You watch what I take.
01:51I feel a little congested.
01:53I might be coming down with something.
01:55I should stay.
01:56See?
01:57I don't like it.
01:58You like it?
01:59Come on.
02:00Come on.
02:00Get in the car, boy.
02:02Don't go.
02:02I'll be right there.
02:03I forgot my Bears cap.
02:05I'm just passing through.
02:07Don't worry.
02:07Don't worry.
02:08Um, Uncle Branny?
02:09I'm just getting my Bear cap.
02:10Don't worry about it.
02:11No!
02:17They're changing in there.
02:18I, uh, Nessa, I swear.
02:20I, Lord, Lord, no, Nessa.
02:22I mean, from, uh, right here.
02:33See, if you put the light shade over the darker shade,
02:37it accentuates the line of the cheekbone.
02:42Oh, my gosh.
02:44I have cheekbones.
02:48Hey, hey, hey, get out of here.
02:50Why can't I stay?
02:51Aunt Wanda, will you make her get out of here?
02:54Sweetie, stop, okay?
02:55This party is for your sister and her friends.
02:58Now, when you get to high school,
02:59I'll throw you your own makeup party, okay?
03:01But I want to look pretty now.
03:05Oh, Vanessa, she just wants to be one of the girls.
03:07Let her stay.
03:09Fine.
03:14Here we go, Jordan.
03:15Welcome to the Bears, D.
03:17On the corner of Chicago, right here in L.A.
03:20I don't know, Uncle Bernie.
03:21I don't think I'm supposed to be in a bar.
03:23And grill. They serve food. It's legal. Come on.
03:27Hey, look who's here, Bernie Mac.
03:29What's up, you squads?
03:31Hey, that's Southside Zielinski right there.
03:34This is my nephew, Jordan.
03:35What's up, little Mac?
03:36So, uh, which one are you?
03:38Cubs or White Sox?
03:40Well, you don't follow sports.
03:43Really? Okay.
03:44O'Hare or Midway?
03:47You're going to rest, Zielinski?
03:49What? Come on.
03:51Oh, hey, Judy. Come here, baby.
03:53I got you, Bernie.
03:54I saw you coming in.
03:56Hey, cutie.
03:58Could you use a beer?
03:59Me?
04:00You bet.
04:01Got the only draft root beer in L.A.
04:04Cute, huh?
04:06So, what do you think?
04:09Real or fake?
04:13Now, if you really want that natural look,
04:16it doesn't take much.
04:17And less is more.
04:18Look at the results.
04:20Wow.
04:21How do I look?
04:22Brianna, you look great.
04:24You know, you actually do.
04:25Is the glitter powder sparkling?
04:27It's supposed to sparkle.
04:28Sweetie, you look like a perfect little princess.
04:31Awanda, can I get my own makeup?
04:33Uh, why don't you go fill out that sheet?
04:36Uh, sweetie, this makeup is expensive stuff, okay?
04:40Not play makeup.
04:41But I have a school photo, too.
04:43I'm sorry, but this was a special treat.
04:48I'm sorry, but this is a special treat.
04:49Man, look at how thick this crust is.
04:50It's just like at home.
04:51It is from home.
04:53Chicago deep dish.
04:54All right, now, everybody.
04:55It is showtime.
04:57Keep your eye on number 88.
04:59He's caught like six passes.
05:01We're on to him.
05:02They should run it.
05:03Go, man.
05:03Go, man.
05:03Go, man.
05:04Go, man.
05:05Go, man.
05:06Get out of here.
05:08Get out of here.
05:08Get out of here.
05:09Get out of here.
05:09Get out of here.
05:10Get out of here.
05:10Get out of here.
05:10Get out of here.
05:11No worries.
05:13No worries.
05:13You're fine.
05:14Get out of here.
05:15You're a great call, little man.
05:17You're what?
05:18Hey, Jess.
05:20Oh, and by the way, Jillian, there you are.
05:24How do you know?
05:25Just a feeling.
05:30Man.
05:33Man, America, it's too bad we aren't playing real football.
05:37I mean, that boy got a great set of hands.
05:44And Brianna never puts the cat back on the toothpaste.
05:47Shoot.
05:47I don't know why that does the same exact thing, son.
05:50Girls.
05:51Am I right, Uncle Bernie?
05:52My man, you ain't never lied.
05:53I'm going to go hit the trough for one last time.
05:55Go ahead.
05:55Go ahead.
05:59Oh, man.
06:05Bernie, tell me, is that the same nephew you're always telling us stories about?
06:08The one who's a little off?
06:11Yeah, that's the same one.
06:12He usually is.
06:13That's for you, baby.
06:15Because you guys seemed as thick as thieves today.
06:18You know, Jillian, you're right.
06:19For some reason, we are, huh?
06:20Mm-hmm.
06:21Uh-huh.
06:22Hey, Bernie.
06:23Yes, Stan?
06:24You know, we're doing a fantasy football league.
06:25You should get down on that before the season starts.
06:28Fantasy football, huh?
06:29That's when you pick players from different teams.
06:31That's unnatural, man.
06:33Besides, I'm not good with computers, Stan.
06:35I bet Jordan could help you with that.
06:37Nah, he wouldn't want to play with me.
06:39Well, you never know unless you ask him.
06:41Ask me what?
06:43Go on.
06:44Ask him.
06:47Jordan, they're having a fantasy football league down here,
06:49and I was kind of wondering, would you like to play with me?
06:54Yeah, just to be with you, Uncle Bernie, yeah.
06:56Are you kidding?
06:57Sounds like fun.
06:59He said, yes, America.
07:02I've known that boy for 13 years,
07:04but we really met for the first time tonight in this bar.
07:08Now, I know why they call it fantasy football,
07:11because it's like a dream come true.
07:14America.
07:16He said, yes!
07:23Just think about it, America.
07:25Me and Jordan lining up together.
07:28It's going to be a theme of beauty.
07:29I mean nasty, ferocious beauty.
07:32Jordan hitting them high,
07:33while the Mac man hitting them low.
07:35Easy there, Bernie.
07:37It is fantasy football you're playing.
07:41What do you mean by that, Dick?
07:43What do I mean?
07:45Well, when I made the Hall of Fame,
07:47it was for being nasty and ferocious.
07:50I know that.
07:51Look, I'm sorry, Bernie.
07:54It's just not real football.
07:56Dick, could you train my nephew for me?
07:59You know I don't ask you much.
08:00You know I don't.
08:02It's fantasy football, Bernie.
08:04To me, it's not real.
08:07Let's play like it.
08:10Okay, this website says
08:11we should pick our running back first.
08:13Okay.
08:14Shoot, that's easy.
08:16Sweetness, Walter Payton, baby!
08:19I don't see him on the list.
08:21Well, that's because he retired in 88.
08:24When they did fantasy football,
08:25just get him, get him.
08:26I don't think it works like that, Uncle Bernie.
08:28All right, then we'll get Thomas Jones.
08:31I like him, he's clean.
08:32We're his head short like you.
08:33Wow, look at all the players.
08:35How do we know who we're supposed to pick?
08:37Just pick the Chicago Bears.
08:39But the website says
08:40we should pick the best players
08:41from all the teams.
08:43Chicago Bears are the best teams.
08:44Just pick them.
08:46Wow, you sure know a lot
08:47about football, Uncle Bernie.
08:51Hold on one minute, son.
08:58Come in, Jordan.
09:03I know we're just starting this journey together,
09:05but it's something I want you to have.
09:09Your 1986 Chicago Bears Super Bowl ring.
09:12I can't take that.
09:14Oh, yes, you can.
09:15Don't trip.
09:16It's just a replica.
09:17I don't know what to say.
09:18Don't say anything.
09:20Just save your speeches
09:21until the Mac man
09:23win the championship, son.
09:25How about that, baby?
09:28Oh, Wanda, look at my ring.
09:36What are you doing?
09:39I let you join the party
09:41and you go on my makeup.
09:42I just needed a touch-up.
09:44A touch-up?
09:45Are you still wearing
09:46the same makeup from yesterday?
09:48Yeah, but most of it
09:50came off of my pillowcase.
09:51You're not supposed to wear it
09:52to bed, stupid.
09:54I'm sorry.
09:54I won't do it again.
09:56I know you won't.
09:59Here, you can have my old stuff.
10:02You can play with that all you want.
10:04Just stay out of my good stuff
10:05or you'll have to find out
10:06how to use concealer
10:07on a black eye.
10:11I can't believe
10:12the Bears got killed like that.
10:14Uncle Bernie,
10:15I don't ever want to lose
10:16like that again.
10:17Oh, don't worry about it.
10:19Bears will bounce back.
10:20No, I mean the Mac men.
10:21We're last in the
10:22fantasy football league
10:24and no wonder
10:25we're all Bears.
10:26We need to make some changes,
10:27Uncle Bernie.
10:28Drastic ones.
10:29Come on now, son.
10:30It's just the first week.
10:32Shoot, show a little courage
10:33in this time of adversity.
10:35First off,
10:35we're dropping Armstrong.
10:37Now, hold on now, son.
10:39I say hold on, boy.
10:40You know, that man
10:41been in the league 17 years.
10:43Let him get his ring.
10:43He deserved it.
10:44Okay, what about Jones?
10:46Oh, he's too valuable.
10:48He's injured.
10:49That's when he needs us
10:50the most, Jordan.
10:51You don't kick a man
10:51when he's down.
10:53Whatever.
10:54Uncle Bernie,
10:55look who's available
10:56on the way for wire.
10:57Brett Favre.
10:58What?
10:59Brett Favre.
11:02What are you doing?
11:03He's the enemy, son.
11:05But he's a point machine.
11:06We could finally win with him.
11:08You don't want to win like that.
11:10So we're not making any changes?
11:14Correctamundo.
11:15We're going to the dance
11:16with the people who brought us.
11:17Now, come on.
11:19Come on.
11:21Look up Doug Plink
11:25and Ryan Piccolo.
11:32They don't even let you
11:33wear that at school.
11:35I know.
11:35I wash it off after breakfast.
11:37I just like it.
11:39Like it?
11:39You're a little addict with it.
11:41You're just mad
11:42because I have good bone structure.
11:46Hey!
11:56Slippin' into darkness
12:17Oh my gosh.
12:20Is that makeup?
12:23You don't want to have that
12:24in school.
12:25So,
12:27do you really wear that
12:29all the time?
12:31Let's see.
12:32You've been
12:33Slippin' into darkness
12:36Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
12:41Pretty soon you're gonna paint
12:46Would you care to tell me
12:48what you have there?
12:50Uh,
12:51crayon?
12:55Now that I have your crayons,
12:58why don't you familiarize yourself
13:00with my chalk?
13:02One hundred times
13:03I shall not wear
13:05the harlot's face paint.
13:15Jordan, you need to quit pouting.
13:17You're a Mac man now.
13:19You're in the Bears' den.
13:20Liven up a little bit.
13:21Oh yeah, you're right.
13:22This is great.
13:23I love getting cream.
13:25You know what, Jordan?
13:26You're acting like a poor loser.
13:27Especially a poor teammate.
13:28Oh, I'm a poor teammate.
13:29That's what I said.
13:31Let's see how many points
13:31we would have had.
13:32Hey Stan,
13:33what's it gotta take
13:33to get the Packers game
13:34on one of these TVs?
13:36Come on!
13:37Come on!
13:42What did you just say?
13:44This off-sadded lad
13:45didn't mean no harm
13:46to either young comedian
13:47to take out this uncle, right?
13:49Shut your mouth.
13:51Shut up.
13:51Well, shut up
13:52while you lead us
13:53to last place.
13:55Ain't that a blip?
13:57Well, you didn't know
13:57nothing about this game
13:58until I started
13:59bringing you down here.
14:00You're just spending
14:00your Sundays
14:01what I want
14:02and looking for antiques.
14:03Remember I told y'all
14:04about that?
14:07Boy, you're a trip.
14:09I want to go home now.
14:12Jordan, I didn't mean no harm.
14:13I'm sorry.
14:14Jordan?
14:23I don't know, Dick.
14:25Something's just not
14:25right in the locker room
14:26of Team Mac.
14:28It's not an outbreak
14:29of athlete's foot,
14:30is it?
14:31Because if that stuff
14:32gets so much a toehold,
14:34I mean,
14:34you can forget about it.
14:36It's content.
14:37Dick, Dick,
14:38I'm talking about Jordan.
14:39He's just been
14:40emotionally distant from me.
14:42That's good, right?
14:44Keep your emotions
14:45at a distance.
14:48That's what football players do.
14:51I know you, right?
14:53I'm sure everything's
14:54going to be fine,
14:55isn't it, Dick?
14:56Yeah, but I'm serious
14:57about the athlete's foot.
14:58That stuff is no joke.
15:01They'll be calling us
15:03for class photo
15:03in five minutes.
15:05And when they do,
15:07you'll line up
15:08in an orderly fashion.
15:15Slipping in darkness
15:18Yeah
15:26All my troubles
15:29Though I choose
15:40I was slipping
15:41into darkness
15:43Brianna,
15:44is there a reason
15:45you're out of your chair?
15:46Do you have something to say?
15:48Oh, come on out with it.
15:54Come on, children.
15:56Quickly.
15:59Mr. Duff,
16:00we've had a little accident
16:01in here.
16:02I'll get the sawdust.
16:05Do you need help
16:06to the nurse's station,
16:07poor thing?
16:09That's okay.
16:12Okay.
16:16Slipping in darkness
16:19There you go, sweetie.
16:21All right,
16:21I think that's the last student.
16:23I thought there was
16:24supposed to be 40.
16:26Wait,
16:27you forgot about me.
16:28Okay,
16:29come on up
16:29and take a seat.
16:32My,
16:33what a very, uh,
16:35mature little girl.
16:38I'm gonna need
16:38the soft focus filter.
16:41Is this the only
16:42backdrop you have?
16:43Do you have something
16:44that will match
16:44my eye shadow?
16:49Uh-oh.
16:52Bless
16:52Mary and Joseph.
16:54Mr. Duff,
16:56I'm gonna need
16:57to borrow these.
17:03So, Bernie,
17:04how are things
17:05going with Jordan?
17:06Is he still
17:06into fantasy football
17:07with you?
17:08You better believe it.
17:09Shoot,
17:09he's fine, too.
17:10In fact,
17:11he's finally
17:11going along
17:12with all my ideas
17:13about choosing
17:13the bad.
17:14Yeah, you know,
17:15because we've been
17:16hearing, uh,
17:16you know,
17:17rumors about
17:18potential problems
17:19in the front office
17:20that, you know.
17:21You know,
17:22management dispute
17:23between Team Mac men.
17:25Yeah.
17:28What's he talking about?
17:30If you guys
17:31know anything,
17:31tell him.
17:32Right.
17:33Uh, well,
17:34it's just that your,
17:34your boy's been
17:35stepping out a little bit.
17:36What are you talking about?
17:38Jordan's joining
17:38the other league.
17:39I mean,
17:39I,
17:40I thought you knew.
17:42Why would he go
17:43play on his own?
17:49Wait a minute.
17:51Are you all
17:52trying to tell me
17:53that Jordan's
17:53playing with someone
17:54else?
17:55Huh, boys?
17:56Come on,
17:57start talking.
17:57Come on.
17:59All right.
18:00Who?
18:03Come on, game.
18:04These are on me,
18:05Byrne.
18:05You can thank Jordan.
18:07And that kid sure
18:08knows how to upgrade
18:09a backfield.
18:10Who were in fourth place?
18:18America,
18:19how could he?
18:21Well,
18:24you know what they
18:25say about people
18:26who make trades.
18:27Traitors.
18:28That's right.
18:29Nothing but a damn
18:30traitor.
18:37Hi, Jordan.
18:38Oh, hey,
18:38Uncle Bernie.
18:40How was your mom?
18:41It was good.
18:42What,
18:43did you do anything
18:43interesting?
18:45What do you have to drink,
18:46backstabber?
18:47And what did you eat,
18:48Two-Face?
18:49No, no,
18:50I just had a wet
18:50pretzel.
18:51Oh, quit the song
18:52and dance, Jordan.
18:52I know what's been
18:53going on.
18:54I know about you
18:55playing fantasy football
18:56with your new friend,
18:57Jillian.
18:59Okay,
19:00it's true.
19:02God,
19:03it feels so good
19:03to finally say it.
19:05No, it doesn't.
19:11Oh, my,
19:12Nessa.
19:14Look at you.
19:15You look beautiful.
19:18Oh, my God,
19:19that makeup party
19:19was worth every pay.
19:21I know.
19:21I've already had
19:22two guys ask me
19:23for a wallet size.
19:24Oh, look at that.
19:26Oh, let me see yours.
19:28Come on.
19:29Uh-uh.
19:30No, uh-uh,
19:30your auntie.
19:31Let me see those photos.
19:33I know they're beautiful.
19:34Let me see.
19:34Hey, give me those back.
19:37Ah, ah, ah.
19:38Come on,
19:38come on now.
19:39Stop it.
19:42Oh.
19:45Wow.
19:46Ooh.
19:49Ooh.
19:50What happened to you?
19:52Okay,
19:52well, you know what?
19:53Uh, we can use
19:55your soccer team photos.
19:57But did you have
19:58recess first
19:59before the pictures?
20:01Mm-hmm.
20:02Who did you have?
20:04What happened, Jordan?
20:06I thought we had it all.
20:08What could she give you
20:09that I can?
20:10She listens to me.
20:12She cares about my opinion.
20:15She makes me feel important.
20:17It was a terrible team
20:18here, wasn't I, Jordan?
20:19I could have been so blind.
20:21Oh, no, Uncle Bernie.
20:22It wasn't you.
20:23It was me.
20:25I just wasn't ready
20:26to commit to the Mac men.
20:29I can't feel right
20:30keeping this.
20:32My broken heart.
20:34I don't want it, Jordan.
20:37I guess I'll just put it there.
20:39How can you stop the rain?
20:41But, you know,
20:42we can still watch the game
20:43together as friends.
20:48She'll just go.
20:52I'll call you.
20:53Come on, I'm shining.
20:57What makes the world
21:00all right?
21:04And
21:05how can you
21:08tell it's you?
21:10This broken man.
21:15Yeah.
21:17Sick.
21:24Damn.
21:29Did you hear it?
21:31I thought that was...
21:33No, no.
21:34That was you.
21:35Damn.
21:37Think about it, America.
21:39Me and Jordan.
21:44You went to the commissary?
21:46You went to...
21:48No.
21:50Oh.
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