The Bernie Mac Show is a beloved comedy series that showcases Bernie Mac’s unique humor, sharp wit, and unforgettable storytelling 😂🔥 When Bernie and his wife take in his sister’s three children, everyday family life turns into hilarious chaos. Packed with heart, laughs, and life lessons, this sitcom remains a fan favorite and a television classic.
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00:19I see you!
00:20No!
00:25Get it!
00:27Get it!
00:28Get it!
00:35Get it!
00:36Get it!
00:42Get it!
00:45Get it!
00:46I want some!
00:47Hey!
00:47Hey!
00:48These are from my school project.
00:49Touch these and die.
00:51Got it?
00:53You got trouble!
00:54You got trouble!
00:55Jump, jump, jump!
00:56What?
00:57Ow!
00:58No!
00:58Nothing!
00:59Nothing!
01:00That's ow!
01:02Uh, Uncle Bernie, you want to see my school project too?
01:05Not right now, Jordan.
01:07Aunt Wanda, we forgot the mice!
01:09Maybe your Uncle Bernie will take you.
01:12Mice for what?
01:14Boom!
01:15A snake!
01:16The boy bought a snake into my house!
01:19Come on, America!
01:21Now, you know I don't care about no snake!
01:22The only reason I jumped so quick because the boy, he whipped the cover off so, so fast,
01:27it caught me off guard.
01:28You know, it baffled me.
01:29I was startled.
01:30A little stunned.
01:31But you know, America.
01:33Men, you tight.
01:34You know damn well.
01:35I ain't scared of no snake.
01:42Book, what you doing that in here?
01:44What's wrong, Uncle Bernie?
01:46Are you afraid?
01:48I'm not afraid of nothing.
01:49Especially no doggone snake.
01:51Snake better be scared of me.
01:53Jordan, get that out of here.
01:54But I can't.
01:55It's homework.
01:55I said I'd take care of it for a whole week.
01:58And you're always saying.
01:59Hear what you say, say what you mean.
02:01You said it.
02:02You did say it, Bernie.
02:04Mm-hmm.
02:05I said that, huh?
02:08That's homework, Jordan?
02:09Yeah.
02:10I totally lucked out.
02:13Byron had to watch an egg.
02:15Mmm, looks harmless.
02:22All right.
02:23I got some conditions you can keep this snake.
02:25Yes.
02:26Yeah, yeah, nothing.
02:28You got rule number one.
02:30Keep it inside the cage, Jordan.
02:32Oh, but that's the fun part.
02:33Rule number two, don't let it out the cage.
02:37And rule number three, it better not come out that cage.
02:41Okay.
02:43I got a snake.
02:44Keep it in the cage, Jordan.
02:51Hey, what's that?
02:53It's a car.
02:54My snake.
02:56Isn't it great?
02:57I wish I was a snake.
02:59Ugh, yuck.
03:01Hey, can I hold him?
03:03Nuh-uh.
03:04Get your own.
03:05He's all mine.
03:10Oh, God.
03:12I want a pet!
03:14What?
03:15How come Jordan gets a pet and I don't?
03:17Jordan ain't got no peps you talking about.
03:19And what's that?
03:22Whoa.
03:23Jordan, what I tell you about that?
03:25Didn't I tell you to keep it in the cage?
03:27Now, you tell baby girl it's your homework
03:28and get it back in this cage.
03:30He's right.
03:30It's my homework.
03:32I got a pet.
03:34I got a pet.
03:35See?
03:36It's his pet!
03:37I got something special for you, baby girl, okay?
03:39Now, Jordan, get it back in this cage.
03:43You know what I said?
03:44Go!
03:44They gonna play with you?
03:45Here you go, baby girl, just for you.
03:48I want a cookie, too!
03:49You have a pet.
03:50It's not a pet.
03:51It's homework.
03:52You said so yourself.
03:54Baby girl, give your brother half the cookie.
03:56That's my cookie!
03:58I'll give you a whole other cookie tomorrow,
04:00but right now, I want you to share the cookie with your brother, okay?
04:02Now, here.
04:04Mmm, chocolate, my favorite.
04:07I want chocolate.
04:08Jordan, get your sister chocolate and you take vanilla.
04:10But...
04:10Give it to her.
04:12Okay.
04:16What?
04:17Ew!
04:18Why you do that?
04:19You did it on purpose.
04:21You stank in school.
04:23Okay, okay.
04:24That didn't work out, all right?
04:26I know what you're thinking, America.
04:28I should've broke the cookie the other way, right?
04:32Her side's bigger!
04:34See what I mean?
04:35You see what I mean?
04:36I can't win.
04:38I can't win.
04:39No matter what I do.
04:41Give him this, give him that.
04:43Give him that.
04:43Give him that.
04:44He's bigger than mine.
04:45What type of...
04:51Ooh, you got me pet mice!
04:53Sweetheart, sweetheart.
04:54There's not pets.
04:56See, in nature, we have something that we call a food chain.
05:00And see, mice are for, uh...
05:03Snake food.
05:06No, don't hurt him!
05:07He's mine!
05:09Ow!
05:09For teasing.
05:10And, baby girl, calm down.
05:12Listen.
05:12Those are Jordan mice.
05:14But now they have two pets.
05:16No, he does not.
05:17No one has any pets.
05:18Bye, Bernie.
05:18She just wants something special, too.
05:22Oh, yeah, yeah.
05:24Uh, Jordan, let your sister play with the mouse.
05:26Just for a little while.
05:27Whatever.
05:29That was nice, baby.
05:31I'm gonna name you Boo-Boo.
05:33Thank you, Bernie.
05:34He makes raisins.
05:35That ain't no raisin.
05:36That's doo-doo.
05:39Honey, don't eat that.
05:44Thank you, Bernie.
05:45You're welcome.
05:47Boo-Boo!
05:48Where are you?
05:51Where's the baby girl mouse?
05:52Where do you think?
05:58Why did you do that?
06:00It was snake food.
06:01It wasn't no snake food.
06:02That was her pet.
06:03That's why she gave it a name.
06:04She should have named it next.
06:06Hey, hey, hey, hey.
06:08Come on, come on, come on.
06:08Uh-uh, uh-uh.
06:09Baby girl, stop, stop.
06:10Stop, stop, stop.
06:12Now, you know what?
06:13Just for that, that's snake going back Monday.
06:16Why you can't do that?
06:17That's too bad.
06:21This is all your fault.
06:24Wait, wait, wait.
06:25What's going on?
06:26No, no, no, no.
06:27Baby girl, stop, stop.
06:29Oh, come on.
06:29I'm buzzing.
06:30We got something.
06:31Give it here.
06:32Come on now.
06:33Baby, no, no, no.
06:35Boy, stop it.
06:36What's going to do?
06:36Stop.
06:37What?
06:39What?
06:45America, tell me something.
06:48Why are these kids acting so bad?
06:50I mean, they're bad kids and everybody knows that.
06:53But I've never seen them this bad.
06:55I mean, they're at each other's throat day and night.
06:58I don't know what's going on.
06:59I'll tell you what it is.
07:00It's classic interspecies rivalry, Bernie.
07:03If you got a wild animal, bring them to an expert.
07:06This is my main man, Jewel Sylvester.
07:09Hollywood animal expert.
07:11Jewel used to work on Born Free.
07:12The problem as I see it, Bernie, a home is an ecosystem.
07:16It's a delicate life balance.
07:18And each creature depends on the other for its survival.
07:20And you've upset the balance by introducing a new species.
07:24Well, I mean, Jewel, what am I supposed to do?
07:26Well, here's a radical idea.
07:28You tag the boy's ear and you let him loosen the bush somewhere,
07:31like, uh, Tarzana.
07:33And then see if he makes it back.
07:34And then...
07:35What did you do about the snake?
07:37He's missing and he's gone!
07:39He's gone!
07:41I like how you think.
07:42Hold that thought.
07:43I will.
07:44America, I'll be right back.
07:48Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, what you doing with your sister?
07:50Stop it.
07:50What'd you do with him?
07:51Let your sister go, boy.
07:53Paul's missing and she took him.
07:55No, I didn't.
07:56Then where is he now?
08:01Baby girl, where's the snake?
08:03Now, hold on, Bernie.
08:04What kind of snake was it?
08:05Well, you know, Jewel, it was dark and it was green.
08:08I think it was about from you all the way down there.
08:12Bernie, from what you described, it sounds like a little rat snake.
08:15It's completely harmless.
08:16Yeah.
08:18On the other hand, this guy will bite your face right off.
08:23Mama?
08:24Did you take a snake?
08:25Where's the snake, baby girl?
08:26I don't know.
08:32My ballerina!
08:33Well, what the heck is wrong with you?
08:35There's my snake!
08:36Well!
08:39You know what?
08:41Just for that, you confine into this room.
08:42You hear me?
08:43But I have to find my snake!
08:44You should have thought about that when you broke her ballerina.
08:47But she started it!
08:48Shut up, Jordan.
08:49Enough is enough.
08:50I'm sick of this, he said.
08:51All right, let's go.
08:58Uncle Bernie!
09:03Uncle Bernie!
09:05Don't make no doggone sense, man.
09:07The school gonna send this boy home with a live snake.
09:10Might as well give him a lower pistol.
09:13You know what's wrong with this dog on school today.
09:15It don't make no sense.
09:24What y'all laughing at?
09:26Y'all know what's Hannah Connor running around here?
09:28Baby, please don't tell me you're afraid of a little snake.
09:31We'll see how funny it is when I got cut off y'all out his belly.
09:34That's right.
09:36Out his belly!
09:39Out his belly!
09:46You look so powerful in those boots.
09:55Jordan!
09:59Jordan!
10:01Hey!
10:02Let me get it!
10:09American, for half an hour we had baby girl trapped in that window.
10:16I mean, atrophy was setting all in and the boy was just standing there gr廈end.
10:21I'm telling you, we got wild Keenum all up in here.
10:25I got two hyenas going at each other,
10:27and I got a serpent running around here loose.
10:29That reminds me, I got just the thing for that wee beastie.
10:32Hey, get over here.
10:34Good boy, this is an African kate vulture, right here.
10:38Very rare, very vicious.
10:40It's a snake's knife with an animal.
10:42Is it?
10:42These claws are sharp. See those claws?
10:44Sharp as knives.
10:45This is a snake-eating machine, Bernie.
10:48Yeah, slobber.
10:49See it.
10:51I see it.
10:54Put your fingers in there.
10:56He thinks they look just like snakes.
10:57Good.
10:58Okay.
11:00What?
11:00Hey.
11:03You can go now.
11:05Best to go on, shoo.
11:08See?
11:09All you have to say is shoo, Bernie.
11:11That's it.
11:11Okay.
11:24I'll push you.
11:28Can I sleep in here tonight?
11:30But you have your own bed, honey.
11:32Jordan said he's gonna kill me.
11:35Nobody's gonna kill anybody.
11:37I'm scared.
11:41Come on.
11:53Come on, baby girl.
11:56Don't you worry about nothing.
11:58If Jordan try anything, I swear, he don't want nothing happen to you.
12:14That was a low blow.
12:17Low on the inside, America.
12:19Cut the camera off so I could adjust.
12:32Jordan, boy, you know you ain't sleep.
12:35Get up.
12:37Get up.
12:38Get up.
12:40Get up.
12:41You know better.
12:42Ow.
12:46In there.
12:47Yeah.
13:32It's dead.
13:33She killed it.
13:35Can't say that, Jordan.
13:43It was an accident.
13:47I was mad because Jordan broke my ballerina.
14:04So I threw her head at the snake.
14:07But the stupid snake ate it.
14:10Then I got scared.
14:11So I threw it down the toilet.
14:15My snake!
14:17He ate booboo!
14:20You're so dead!
14:23No!
14:25Y'all know better, man.
14:26You know better.
14:29Come on, bud.
14:31Come on, now.
14:37America, I tried to open my mind to that ecosystem stuff.
14:42But this ain't no ecosystem.
14:44This here is Mac's system.
14:47And this is my house.
14:48And I have ways of dealing with them kids.
14:51Okay?
14:52Let them act like animals.
14:53They won't act like alligators.
14:55I'll whip their alligator ass.
14:57They won't act like hyenas.
14:59I'll whip their hyena ass.
15:01And if they won't act like bears, America, I'll whip their bear ass.
15:07They won't act like animals.
15:19They won't act like a bear ass.
15:25They won't act like mice.
15:28If they didn't act like bees, like funny kids.
15:29They won't act like they met her.
15:29By the way, every Ε石chio has a mother's house.
15:30And let them act like Harry.
15:30I hear a political Carrie.
15:31Jesus.
15:37Here did they 911.
15:43yeah you all haven't seen this no you haven't because i only bring this out when i'm not
15:48playing and right now i'm not playing this nonsense and right now baby girl what you did
15:56was wrong and you know better that's why you got to be punished that means no television for you
16:01for a month nothing what you laughing at the same go for you you sitting around here setting booby
16:09traps all around the house you took your sister head off let me tell you both of y'all something
16:14right now it stops right now if i gotta come back in here jordan and you too baby girl prepare
16:22to
16:23feel the pain i mean the pain
16:37i think he meant it he was pretty scary
16:45i think that done the trick well done belton well done
16:59look america it's not me that wants to hit them kids it's the belt it's been locked up for 30
17:05years
17:06that belt is hungry america hungry
17:14and you know what it's hungry for i don't believe this i don't believe this
17:28help bro stop stop stop stop no we're gonna do it you want to do it you want to do
17:34it i want to do it
17:35okay no one missed a date yeah i'm gonna give me one
17:41what
17:41what the hell going on in jim nothing y'all here fighting
17:50no
17:51y'all ain't fighting y'all see anybody scuffing
17:55what is this huh i guess this ain't nothing huh
18:01all right tell you what just say i believe it this time
18:05but if i gotta come back in here it's gonna be a discrepancy
18:08can you dig it
18:14oh
18:14oh
18:14oh
18:16oh
18:16oh
18:17oh my man jules look like everything back to normal
18:22i wouldn't be too sure of that bernie what you're talking about man
18:26i had big mama belt i laid down the law man sibling rivalry is extinct it went away with the
18:33dodo the saber-tooth tiger the woolly mammoth i think it's more likely they've adapted see a
18:37species will conform to their environment it's evolution those creatures who can fight without
18:42you detecting it will survive to adulthood okay unless they're killed by the super predator that's
18:46me no there is another
18:52okay here you go baby girl
19:02come on baby girl eat eat
19:11good girl chew it roll that around your mouth
19:41you did it
19:44something's happening
19:45something's happening
19:52oh no jules what's going on they've awakened the super predator
19:57oh
19:58shh
19:59shh
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20:46Well, America, nature's balance has been restored.
20:50Shh.
20:51Shh.
20:52The super predator's asleep.
20:55She just fed, but soon, she need to feed again.
20:59So be careful, America.
21:01It's a jungle out there.
21:10Don't put your fingers anywhere near him.
21:12He thinks they look like snakes.
21:13That's right.
21:14Good boy.
21:15Don't you even think about it.
21:16Yeah.
21:17You go home now.
21:18Play it all.
21:19Shoot.
21:22He likes you.
21:23Yeah, it's all right.
21:26America, there may be a lot of things, but dumb ain't one of them.
21:32Next time my mother-in-law fly here, I mean, next time he fly up in here, that's all, y
21:38'all.
21:38That's-that's good.
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