The Bernie Mac Show is a beloved comedy series that showcases Bernie Mac’s unique humor, sharp wit, and unforgettable storytelling 😂🔥 When Bernie and his wife take in his sister’s three children, everyday family life turns into hilarious chaos. Packed with heart, laughs, and life lessons, this sitcom remains a fan favorite and a television classic.
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00:19Oh, I'm sorry.
00:22America, I was just reflecting on all my blessings.
00:26You know, Bernie Mac has so much, of course,
00:28and I'm happy to share with those kids.
00:30You know that.
00:31You know, there's a time when those kids,
00:33they was living from hand to mouth.
00:36But I've been doing all right by them.
00:38I put food in their belly, clothes on their back,
00:41and a roof over their heads.
00:43I think I really provided an environment
00:46for them to really grow.
00:48Matter of fact, come here, check this out.
00:50Come here.
00:53Look, right here, this was baby girl
00:55when she first got here.
00:56This her now.
00:58Right here, that's Jordan, of course.
01:01This him now.
01:02And this one right here is Nessa.
01:06But the only question I really have, America, is...
01:11Who in the hell been writing on my wall?
01:15Excuse me, America.
01:17I got to go stump one of those kids' growth.
01:19Yeah!
01:20Damn, I done told you, boss.
01:22Right up in here.
01:23Don't come up here with that project stuff.
01:24I done told you!
01:30Pass the milk.
01:37Uncle Bernie Jordan used all the milk!
01:40No, he didn't.
01:41He had plenty of milk.
01:45Hey, what happened to the other one?
01:47That one's been gone.
01:50But I want cereal!
01:52I'll tell you what.
01:53I'm going to make you something better than cereal.
01:55I'm going to make you something
01:56Uncle Bernie's famous French toast.
01:58How about that?
01:59Do other people know about it?
02:00Because how can it be famous?
02:02Shut up, you just silly little boy.
02:04Nessa, do you know about Uncle Bernie's famous French toast?
02:07What?
02:07See?
02:08It's not famous.
02:10What happened to all the bread?
02:11I fed the beast.
02:13Boss, I don't know how you eat so doggone much.
02:15I'm a growing boy.
02:17Baby, I was at my camera race.
02:20Like the Hulk.
02:21You don't want to make me angry.
02:23I'm turning green, Uncle Bernie!
02:25I'm turning green!
02:26Jordan, if you don't sit down and eat,
02:28I'm going to turn you black and blue.
02:30Eat!
02:30So what's for breakfast?
02:32I'll tell you what's going to be for breakfast.
02:34Some of Uncle Bernie's famous pancakes.
02:42Hey, what happened to the eggs?
02:45Okay, yeah.
02:48Pancakes coming.
02:51Uncle Bernie?
02:53Huh?
02:53You can't cut my pancakes.
02:55I told you you needed eggs.
02:59Look at this.
03:02America, look at all these receipts.
03:05I mean, that's five trips to the grocery store this week.
03:08I mean, I spent over $400 alone.
03:12See, what I needed to do all to visit one of those starving countries you see on TV
03:16and learn their secret.
03:18How to feed kids on 11 cents a day.
03:20Look at this stuff.
03:21Look at this.
03:22Candy bars, ice cream, chocolate cereal, vanilla cereal, Captain's cereal.
03:31Look.
03:40I know I bought twice as much, and it better last twice as long.
03:44Now, I want you all to get out of here, and I don't want to see you all in this
03:47kitchen
03:47until dinner time.
03:48Go on, Scott.
03:58Oh, come on.
04:01What the hell is this happening in the car?
04:06They're a plague, America.
04:08Like locusts.
04:10Oh, it's biblical.
04:11They're vermin.
04:13Rats.
04:14Well, I'll tell you one thing, America.
04:17I know how to handle rats.
04:23Yeah.
04:24Yeah.
04:25Bernie!
04:27Uh-oh.
04:29Wrong mouse.
04:31What's wrong with Wanda's hand?
04:32I accidentally put a mouse trap in that dog on snapping crack, man, trying to stop the kids
04:36to meet us out of the house and on, man.
04:38Hey, kids eat a lot, man.
04:39That's par for the course.
04:40No, no, Chewie, you don't understand, man.
04:42I go to the doggone store so much, now the security guard don't even follow me around.
04:46For real?
04:47I'm serious.
04:48They treat you like a real customer?
04:49Sometimes.
04:50Oh, man, you know what your problem is?
04:52What?
04:52You're going to the supermarket.
04:54Where the hell am I supposed to shop?
04:56Cost Depot.
04:58I don't know.
04:59I don't know about no Cost Depot, Chewie.
05:01Trust us.
05:02Bam!
05:03Ha, ha, ha, ha!
05:35Something that's happened, America.
05:38Something wonderful.
05:42Birdie Mac has been blessed in bulk.
05:55The Mac man is finally happy.
05:58That's right America.
05:59I got peanut butter, bread, crackers, chips, cookies, tuna fish, chunk light, chuck white.
06:06I got cranberry cran grape.
06:09I got every cran known to man.
06:12America, there'll be no more running out to the stores for the Mac family because we ain't
06:16running out of nothing.
06:17I have salsa, hot sauce, wine, paper towel, swamps, oatmeal cookies, Cheerios, Oreos, but
06:29I have tissue.
06:31I got enough toilet tissue to wipe my family's ass for two years.
06:35Oh, we got it, sardines, peaches, Mountain Dew.
06:41We got it.
06:47Hey Wanda, look at this.
06:49I defy the kids to go through this in one day.
06:52Ah, well you don't have to worry, they won't be able to lift it.
06:55I like these cans, you don't even need the pot, just put it around on the stove.
06:59Oh, hey honey, don't put it up so high.
07:01Okay.
07:05This is the last of it.
07:07I'm tired.
07:08Bang.
07:10She was smooth and never rough.
07:17Bang.
07:23Bang.
07:36Bang.
07:38Bang.
07:38Bang.
07:40Bang.
07:40Bang.
07:48Bang.
07:52Bang.
07:54Bang.
08:04Bang.
08:10Bang.
08:10on there yeah Sunday today America the girl so doggone selfish where else am I
08:25supposed to put those gallon and a half cranberry juices I need shells wait a
08:30minute wait didn't I see some share the cost Depot and I think they were on sale
08:36six for one Oh America I know what you're thinking very Mac I thought you said you
08:42weren't gonna make a lot of trips to the supermarket I'm not going to the
08:46supermarket I'm going to call steepo so mind your own business
08:51why are you damn busy
08:52come on
09:03oh
09:10oh
09:10oh
09:10oh
09:10oh
09:12Here we go.
10:03that chainsaw yeah baby we got to get rid of that gardener no we're not
10:10what is this oh sweetheart this is a creeper would you slide underneath the car you change the oil
10:15stuff like that you haven't changed a quarter oil in your life see all the money we've been throwing
10:20away sweetheart this gonna save us thousands of dollars honey come on wanda okay so just tell me
10:25where we're gonna keep all this even with the new shelves doggone baby that's what i forgot that's
10:34wrong with them for the shelf don't go to i'll be right back oh baby you have a problem you
10:41gotta
10:41stop going across depot never
11:00uh hulk is ready are you sure we're supposed to be wasting all the toilet paper we're not wasting
11:06anything there's a million rolls love we ran out we'll just buy more such stuff in my back
11:15i wonder if you pull a million times i wonder if you okay okay that's enough
11:40what are you guys doing i'm a cereal tasting it's like a wine tasting sweet with a hint of oat
11:53let's try one more hey that was my shoe
12:03hmm hey what's different with this shrimp and the one in our four well these come with three
12:08different sauces and that you look familiar oh you probably saw me on tv no no you were here this
12:16morning and you were here yesterday boy you you come here a lot don't you let's move on thank you
12:24thank you thank you
12:33whoa get all the puddings but i can eat like 50 of them yeah right nobody can eat 50 puddings
12:41see you want a bit
12:55oh lord
12:56Oh, I'm the...
12:58Oh, I'm the...
13:00What the...
13:02Oh.
13:04Oh.
13:07There is so much trouble.
13:12Jesus.
13:13Damn.
13:19Hello.
13:21Hey.
13:22Brianna, what are you doing?
13:23Teepee braces.
13:25Well, stop before you back it up.
13:27Oh, my God!
13:30What is going on?
13:31Oh, my God.
13:33Start nothing!
13:34Oh!
13:40We gotta go faster!
13:42We gotta go faster!
13:46I can't look at another pudding.
13:48Let's throw the rest out.
13:50You said you could eat 50, quitter.
13:54Okay, okay.
13:58Eat.
14:02What was the accident?
14:03Was this an accident, too?
14:05I just don't understand what's gotten into you.
14:07There's lots more cereal.
14:08That's not the point.
14:13What's wrong with you?
14:15Oh, my. Cover your mouth.
14:17Oh!
14:18Oh, my God!
14:21Oh, my God!
14:23Hey!
14:49Hey, look what I got in my baby.
14:51I got shower gel, body oil, and bubble bath, and of course, some candy.
14:55I can't wait to see her face.
14:57Hey, baby!
14:58Look what I got for her!
15:02You!
15:05That's not the reaction I expected at all.
15:15America, Wanda's mad, but I don't blame her, though.
15:18Those damn kids would drive anyone to drink because they're terrorists.
15:22But how she gonna blame Cost Depot?
15:24Cost Depot ain't done nothing, ain't got nothing to do with it.
15:27Cost Depot gonna save her life.
15:30Cost Depot gonna ride to her rescue on a big white aspirin.
15:33Blame Cost Depot, see, that's their liquor talking.
15:36See, that's why I don't...
15:38Every now and then, you know, every little bit...
15:47Come on now, Wanda. You going a little bit too far with this.
15:51You weren't here. They were wasteful little varmints.
15:53We're locking all the food up in the shed. Come on.
15:55It's the only way they're gonna control themselves.
15:58See that?
16:00See what you drove your aunt to?
16:01Y'all had it going on, but your greed had it messing up with everybody.
16:04Now go on and wave bye-bye to all the food wave.
16:07But yeah, go on in the house.
16:10Just selfish.
16:11That makes my butt itch when y'all do things like that.
16:18What are you doing? I just locked that.
16:19I didn't give you nothing, baby.
16:20We have dinner in an hour.
16:22Pretend we'll be eating, so I won't overlap.
16:23If we havin' chicken, I'll give him in some Butterboy cooking, okay?
16:26We havin' chicken?
16:28We must be havin' chicken.
16:31We havin' chicken.
16:33Moderation, America. That's the key.
16:35But the kids didn't realize that.
16:37They got carried away.
16:39But if they were to use some moderation,
16:41they wouldn't be eating out of the shed.
16:43America, we havin' chicken.
16:46A couple of cookies before you'd all overlap yourself.
16:50You know.
16:51A couple of cookies.
16:53You know.
16:58Uncle Bernie, we're starving.
17:00You just got through eating.
17:01Yeah, but we didn't get dessert.
17:03That's because you're on punishment.
17:04Now you all can have punishment dessert.
17:06Put some sugar on the beat and suck.
17:08But we want cookies.
17:10You just had snacks, baby girl.
17:11Y'all and Wanda don't want you to have anything more.
17:13Come on.
17:14You have a key to the shed.
17:15And she won't even know.
17:18Let me tell you something.
17:19You kids don't know me very well, do you?
17:20It'll be a cold day in hell before I go behind out Wanda's back.
17:24Can you dig it?
17:25Now I said nobody's goin' in that shed and I mean nobody.
17:28Now y'all get on outta here.
17:30Go on, go on.
17:33Go behind out Wanda's back.
17:42Huh?
17:45Oh.
17:47Who done changed the doggone lock?
17:48I changed the lock.
17:50What do you mean you changed the lock without my consent?
17:52You are not fit to have a key.
17:53When you can show some restraint, then you can have it back.
17:56But you're talkin' to me like I'm one of those kids in there, woman.
17:58You are actin' like one of those kids.
17:59I am not.
18:01Bernie, you have been out there six times today getting chips and cookies and whole loaves
18:06of rosemary bread.
18:08You've been throwin' down ever since you started goin' to Cars Depot.
18:11You are out of control.
18:12Oh, I'm out of control.
18:12Out of control.
18:13I'm out of control.
18:14I'm the one buyin' food around here, woman.
18:16You don't wanna bought that little building, that's out of control.
18:18Bernie, the conversation, just like that little building out there, is closed.
18:24What you mean?
18:25What you mean it's closed?
18:27Can you believe that, America?
18:29Wanda shut down the store.
18:30The store I opened, she got it all twisted.
18:33I ain't one of those damn kids, so why she gotta treat me like one?
18:37I'm not a kid.
18:39I just want one of those great zots.
18:58Okay, you're on.
19:04I'm in, over.
19:06We know.
19:07We're outside.
19:15Jackpot!
19:17It's beautiful in there.
19:18You guys should think...
19:22Is there any police on this frequency?
19:24Because three kids are about to be killed.
19:25Shut up.
19:26You ain't gonna get killed if you wake up by Wanda.
19:28Now, come on from under there.
19:29Come on.
19:31Shut up.
19:31Separate.
19:38Run it off!
19:39Run it off!
19:45I'm going back in.
19:46No way.
19:47You only got the stuff you wanted.
19:48It's my turn.
19:49This isn't amateur night.
19:50It takes excellent skills.
19:52Please.
19:55Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
19:57Hey, hey.
19:57Hey, hey, hey.
20:02What was that?
20:04NASA?
20:06Jordan?
20:07NASA?
20:10NASA?
20:12Jordan?
20:14Hey, hey.
20:16Hey, okay?
20:18Okay.
20:20Come on now.
20:35What's up?
20:37They locked me in.
20:46I got a problem.
20:51so that's it america i'm not going back to cost depot anymore i mean never again
20:56and i guess my baby wanda was right i was out of control she made me look at myself in
21:03the cold
21:03light of the day and you know what i saw america that deep deep down down deep within myself
21:11in the very depths of my soul deeper than deep i blame them kids
21:21i only have one question i really want to ask america
21:27who the hell been writing on my wall excuse me america i gotta go stunt one of them kids growth
21:34i done told y'all time and time again don't bring that project stuff up in here that makes my
21:40ass
21:41itch when you do things like that i'm telling you i'm gonna put a stop in this right now
21:45i'm not gonna be half of that oh lord
21:49you
21:50you
21:50you
21:53you
21:56you
21:58you
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