The Bernie Mac Show is a beloved comedy series that showcases Bernie Mac’s unique humor, sharp wit, and unforgettable storytelling 😂🔥 When Bernie and his wife take in his sister’s three children, everyday family life turns into hilarious chaos. Packed with heart, laughs, and life lessons, this sitcom remains a fan favorite and a television classic.
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00:21America, let me show you something.
00:26Look at that, America.
00:28That's Bernie Mac in happier times.
00:31A sparkle in my eyes, a song in my heart.
00:34And this is me now.
00:35One year later, a beaten man.
00:38No sparkle, no song.
00:41I think I even lost a shade.
00:42But you know why?
00:43It's them kids.
00:45They're relentless.
00:46Pecking to me like a bunch of woodpeckers.
00:49Uncle Bernie!
00:50Woodpecker, I'm off-duty!
00:52Uncle Bernie!
00:54America, I ain't never off-duty.
00:57What is it, Woody?
01:01Guess who?
01:02Because I, I got work to do.
01:06I got work, baby.
01:08I got work to do.
01:09I got a game.
01:11I got work to do.
01:11I got work to do.
01:13I got work to do.
01:13I got work.
01:14I got so much work, yeah, yeah.
01:17Work, work.
01:19I'm taking care of business.
01:21Woman, can't you see?
01:23I got to make it for you.
01:25I got to make it for me.
01:28But sometimes it might seem that I'm neglecting you.
01:32But I'd love to spend more time.
01:35I got so many things to do.
01:39I've got work to do
01:41I've got work, baby
01:44I've got a gig, yeah
01:46I've got work to do
01:48I've got so much work, yeah
01:52Woo!
02:07Hey, baby
02:08Hey, baby
02:09Kids and dad?
02:11Mm-hmm
02:11Good
02:13Because I've been waiting for this
02:16Oh, yeah
02:17I'm gonna rock your world, baby
02:42Not again
02:48This is ladies' night
02:59Oh, damn Shane
03:03Hold on now
03:05Don't listen to him
03:06America
03:07Burning Mac still packing the heat
03:09But y'all seen the day I had
03:11Come on now
03:11But ain't no need to worry
03:13It ain't no thing
03:14I take care of my baby Wanda
03:15I'll keep up plenty happy
03:19Four weeks, baby
03:25It's been four weeks
03:26I know, but I know
03:28Hold that thought
03:29Yo, kids
03:30Come on and get your bracket
03:31Before I go outside your head
03:32See what I go through, sweetheart
03:34Now I'll be the first to admit
03:35I know I ain't been hitting for average lady
03:37Or power
03:38Oh, baby
03:38Come on
03:39That's cold
03:39I mean, these kids 24-7
03:41Only free time I got a pen
03:43I mean, I clean this house up
03:45From top to bottom
03:46So they can come ruin it
03:47They're wearing me out
03:48I mean, Bernie
03:49I would love to help you
03:50But I'm at work all day
03:51Yeah, I know
03:53Maybe we should consider hiring someone
03:56I'm not getting no maid
03:57But if you had some help
03:59It would free you up
04:00To do some other things
04:04Wanda, I wasn't raised to have no maid
04:07I was raised by a maid
04:12I leave you with that, Dot
04:19Dead
04:22And before that
04:24I was a personal maid
04:25To Barbra Streisand
04:27And before that
04:30I sense evil in this house
04:37Next!
04:38I do windows
04:39I do floors
04:41I do closets
04:42Is there anything that you won't do?
04:45Next!
04:46I know what you're thinking
04:47But I'm as fit as a...
05:04I could start right away
05:13No
05:16Broiler hasn't been clean in a month
05:19We eat a lot of meat
05:22London broil
05:24Heavily seasoned
05:27Wow
05:28That's some nose you got on you, woman
05:30You better not go in that boy room
05:32Senor Bernie, I have three sons
05:34Believe me, I have smelled it all
05:36Anything you need me to do
05:37I can do it
05:39What can you start?
05:41Arita
05:42Arita
05:42This is stupid
05:44If you hired a maid
05:45Why are we cleaning our rooms?
05:47Because I don't want the lady
05:48To know how disgusting you kids are
05:50Why?
05:52Respect
05:52That's why
05:53That lady's somebody's mother
05:55And I want this place
05:56Spick and span
05:57I want to make Lydia's job easy
05:59You hear?
06:00Can I have some Pepsi, please?
06:02Oh
06:04Stank it
06:07Oh my god
06:08Lydia
06:09What's going on around here?
06:11Looks so clean
06:12I feel like heaven
06:13Thank you
06:14Thank you, Senor Bernie
06:15Um, Lydia
06:17Is there anything I can do to help?
06:20You are so kind, Senor Bernie
06:22Please
06:23This is what I do
06:25Now
06:26You go do what you need to do
06:28At last
06:37My love has come along
06:45Tomorrow she gets a raise
06:47Okay
06:48Okay
06:57Smell that
06:58America
06:59The whole house smells like clean
07:02That woman is fantastic
07:04And that's not a plug
07:06See, I personally can't believe
07:07I ever survive without Lydia
07:09And it makes me feel good, too
07:11Because now I have the opportunity
07:13To give her one big thing
07:14That big mama never had on her job
07:16And that's respect
07:17See, keeping this house clean
07:19Is a big task
07:20And I'm going to make sure she knows
07:21I appreciate it
07:23You hungry, Bernie?
07:31You think I ain't?
07:35Listen
07:35As soon as you are done
07:37With your plate
07:37I want you to go and clean it up
08:08Just because we got it made
08:08Don't mean you get to be slobs
08:09And y'all clean your plate up
08:10Get up
08:13Oh, no
08:14Oh, I want to see
08:15I will do that
08:16Well, Uncle Barry
08:18Thank you, Lydia
08:19Thank you
08:20We're not
08:22Why does Uncle Barry get to enjoy the maid
08:24And we don't?
08:25Yeah, I want a slave
08:27I'm not a slave
08:30We do chores
08:31Why can't you make our lives easier, too?
08:45Oh, you need something from the fridge?
08:48Uh, could you make us a snack?
08:50Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Hijos
08:52I have to clean this for Senor Bernie
08:54Oh, Senor Bernie said to tell you to make us a snack
08:58Oh, I see, Mr. Jordan
09:00What would you like?
09:02Uh, ham and cheese
09:03Okay
09:04With turkey
09:05And lightly toasted wheat bread
09:06Mayo
09:07Uh, mustard
09:08Onions
09:09Tomatoes
09:10And a pickle
09:11Brianna?
09:13I'll say coconut shrimp
09:23Oh, Lydia, thank God
09:24Look, I need you to iron something for me
09:26Miss, I must clean the kitchen for Senor Bernie
09:28No, it's okay
09:30Uncle Bernie said you could do my stuff first
09:32Come on
09:36Thanks, Lydia
09:41Oh, riper than a diaper
09:43I thought I...
09:44Lydia!
09:46Lydia!
09:46See, Senor Bernie
09:47Lydia, I thought I asked you to clean this
09:49What's going on?
09:50I'm sorry
09:51I was just finishing the laundry
09:52Well, I guess that's okay
09:54As long as you get it right now
09:56Right away, Senor Bernie
09:57Yeah
09:58Thank you
10:06Be cool, Bernie
10:08Cut her some slack
10:09You know, just think about how they treat the big mama
10:11Yep
10:14But I just don't get it, America
10:16What could she have been doing all day?
10:21Faster, faster!
10:24Oh, hi, Pianita
10:26I have to put you down
10:27I have to get my work done
10:30Okay, we can play later
10:32See me
10:42Man, isn't this great?
10:44Hey, why don't you get us some drinks?
10:46Don't mind if I do
10:51Hi
10:52Hey, that bell
10:59Oh, my God
11:01You gotta be kidding me
11:17Lydia
11:20Listen, we have to talk
11:22Senor Bernie
11:23It's about your work
11:26Second bell
11:27Second what?
11:27Mr. Jordan call
11:29He is not as nice
11:30As Senor Bernie
11:36Yes, Mr. Jordan
11:37Um, Lydia
11:38Bernie said you should get us some drinks
11:41What would you like?
11:42Surprise us
11:43You got it
11:51You believe that?
11:53Do you believe that, America?
11:55Those kids are misappropriating my doggone workforce
11:58Forging my work orders
12:00And the worst part about it
12:01That sweet, lovable Lydia
12:03Almost lost a job, I tell you
12:05Oh, I should have known
12:07I should have known
12:08Always trust a stranger over those kids
12:11Always trust a stranger
12:13A stranger, I tell you
12:15Trust a stranger
12:19Oh, Lydia, I can't apologize enough
12:22I'm so sorry
12:23It's okay, Senor Bernie
12:25I have five kids of my own
12:27Well, you understand
12:28Actually, no
12:29My children would never behave this way
12:30If they did, I would have their heads
12:32Well, why would you let them behave that way?
12:35They're not my kids
12:36But what if they were your kids?
12:44Okay, come on, come on now
12:46Come on, come on
12:48I'm going to tell you
12:50I'm going to take them
12:52I'm going to take them
12:52I'm going to take them
12:53And if they don't change
12:54I'm going to kill them
12:56Hey, Bruno
12:57Bruno San Martino
12:58I don't know what she said, America
13:00But I think it needs to be done
13:03It's going to be an ass-whooping fiesta
13:11America, I still can't get over how nasty those kids were to Lydia
13:15But things are going to change
13:17I've given her full authority to do what she pleases
13:20And if she want to string them up
13:22Like a pinata
13:23And beat the candy out of them
13:25So be it
13:26I'm turning off the nanny cam
13:28Go ahead, Lydia
13:29Do what you got to do
13:31I ain't mad at you
13:32Bernie Mac is right behind you
13:45Lydia, didn't you hear it's ringing for you?
13:47You mean your little bell?
13:49Yes, I heard it
13:57Hey
13:58I said to wait for that
14:00That was a genuine Liberty Bell
14:01It had a crack in and everything
14:04Maybe I put a crack in your head
14:07You have to do what we tell you
14:09Uncle Bernie said so
14:10Oh, really?
14:12Maybe we're going to ask him
14:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no
14:15No, we don't have to ask him
14:18We live here
14:19You work for us
14:20Yeah, now I command you to do my math homework
14:23You want to do the math?
14:25Okay
14:26I will count to the number three
14:28If you're still here, I kill you
14:32You can't threaten us
14:35Who is going to stop me?
14:37And then she cursed Jordan's veil
14:39And then she threatened us
14:41Come on, I don't believe that
14:43Yeah, no
14:44Oh, well, you afraid?
14:46How about baby girl?
14:47Is she trembling?
14:48Jordan, you wet on yourself?
14:50Tell me everything
14:51Wait, you're cool with this?
14:53Cool with it?
14:53I authorized it
14:55I'm Bernie Machiavelli
14:56Don't nothing go down in this house
14:57Unless I know about it
14:58You all been messing over my maid
15:00I'm going to tell you something
15:01That's very disrespectful
15:02Now it's time for you all to pay the piper
15:05Ugh, nothing
15:06That's right
15:07Now there's a new sheriff in town
15:09Her name is Lydia
15:11Now you make sure you tell baby girl and Jordan
15:13She's becoming
15:14Because she's becoming
15:19Man, that's wrong
15:20He's turned her into a monster
15:22It's like having two Uncle Bernies
15:24Yeah, and that's two too many
15:27One of them's got to go
15:28Which one?
15:30And Uncle Bernie's not going to fire her
15:32So we're going to have to make her quit
15:34It's up to you, Jordan
15:35You can drive anyone away
15:38Oh, you think so?
15:40Oh, shucks
15:50Just warm it up
15:52Great
15:54Okay, stop
15:55Okay
16:01Good luck, Jordan
16:02Luck has nothing to do with it
16:07What do you think?
16:11Well, it's a класс
16:34Oh! You must! Don't get that on purpose!
16:39Oh!
16:44Hey, hey, hey, Lydia. Where you going?
16:46Senor Bernie, I'm sorry. I cannot stay in this place.
16:50Don't mind us. We're just acting a little crazy.
16:53You know how this family is.
16:54That's not it. I raised my hand in anger.
16:58I never did this before.
16:59But it's not like you hit the boy.
17:01You don't understand.
17:01If I stay here one more day, I will kill this boy.
17:10Lydia! Don't deny yourself!
17:16He's gonna have fun giving it to us.
17:20Maybe not.
17:21America, I can't believe them kids acting that way to my poor Lydia.
17:26It's outrageous, despicable.
17:28They're like evil concentrate, and I'm gonna tell you something.
17:32I won't stand for it.
17:34They're gonna regret this one.
17:36Uncle Bernie, we really regret what we did.
17:40What'd you say, girl?
17:41We shouldn't have treated Lydia like that.
17:43We were wrong.
17:44You're damn right it was wrong.
17:45What you all did was just totally out of...
17:47Unacceptable. Totally unacceptable.
17:50We weren't trying to hurt the slave, I mean, Lydia.
17:53We were trying to hurt you.
17:55Yeah, I hurt you!
17:56Me?
17:58That's scareless.
17:59It still doesn't make it right.
18:00We know.
18:01Yeah, you know.
18:03Well, do you also know...
18:04We were wrong?
18:05Yeah, we know.
18:10Well, I hope you kids don't think this is gonna get you out of your...
18:13Our punishment is no TV for a week.
18:15And no ice cream.
18:17And now we're going to our rooms to think about what we did.
18:24Go to their rooms?
18:26There you go, Nessa.
18:27Yeah, and we're gonna think about what we've done.
18:30I bet they're not gonna whoop their own asses.
18:33All right, fine.
18:35Let them punish themselves,
18:36and I'm gonna go to their rooms
18:38and commend them for their good behavior.
18:44Nessa!
18:46Can you take a break for feeling sorry for yourself
18:48and come here, please?
18:49Thank you!
18:54Hi.
18:55Come here, baby. Sit down.
18:58Well,
19:00first of all, I want to say
19:02I'm truly impressed with the way
19:04that you all was able to look deep down inside
19:06and see the wrong of your ways.
19:08You all seem genuinely remorseful.
19:11That makes me proud.
19:13Matter of fact,
19:14I like that feeling.
19:16I want to feel even prouder.
19:19I want to swell with proud.
19:27Whew.
19:28Let me see.
19:30Nessa,
19:31you call this a crease?
19:33Come on, baby.
19:34You do better than that.
19:37All right, listen up, everybody.
19:39I want a nightgown
19:40that's cold water washed
19:42and tumble dry loaf.
19:43I want my pants hung
19:44and my jeans folded.
19:46And they look like
19:47it's about five loaves,
19:48so that should take you up to bedtime.
19:50But if you don't make it,
19:51I'll let you stay up late.
19:56And don't come upstairs
19:57until you're done.
19:59Oh, by the way,
20:01it's not nice
20:02when you treat people like this,
20:03is it?
20:07What did we do to deserve this?
20:09I guess we were pretty mean to Lydia.
20:13Whoa!
20:14Look, I found it in Uncle Bernie's pocket!
20:18A hundred dollars!
20:19Maybe we should send that to her.
20:22Yeah, I guess I'm going to have a hundred dollars.
20:25We're less than a twenty.
20:32Oh!
20:35America,
20:36I think those kids
20:38have learned their lesson.
20:39They won't be mistreating people anymore.
20:42And you don't have to worry about Lydia.
20:44She got a better job.
20:45That's right.
20:46She got hired by Keefer Sutherland
20:47up the street,
20:48and he ain't got no badass kids.
20:50And speaking of badass kids,
20:52my drink need refreshing.
20:57Oh, thank you, Jordan,
20:59for refreshing my drink.
21:01Will there be anything else, sir?
21:03I don't think so, Jordan.
21:04I don't think so.
21:06Very good, sir.
21:07Very good.
21:08And very good, America.
21:10Very, very good.
21:14My tail, and good boy.
21:21Lily ain't no big mama.
21:23She's been taking advantage
21:24of my Bernie Mac's good dog disposition.
21:26I'm sorry, America.
21:28There's about to be
21:28a domestic disturbance
21:30up in this piece.
21:31She got to go.
21:33All Latinos ain't lazy.
21:36You saw.
21:40Lays wide open.
21:44Good thing I'm a Christian.
21:47You know.
21:50Move on.
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