The Bernie Mac Show is a beloved comedy series that showcases Bernie Mac’s unique humor, sharp wit, and unforgettable storytelling 😂🔥 When Bernie and his wife take in his sister’s three children, everyday family life turns into hilarious chaos. Packed with heart, laughs, and life lessons, this sitcom remains a fan favorite and a television classic.
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00:16America, every marriage has its ups and downs, and Bernie Mac is no different.
00:22And last week, it was down, I mean way down.
00:26Shake your body down to the ground, down, and I want to tell you about it, but I have
00:32to be fair.
00:33If there's one thing last week taught me, it was that it ain't always what I think, even
00:38though it's the Bernie Mac show.
00:40But I still want to give you both sides, so let me introduce someone to you with another
00:44point of view.
00:45Wait a minute, baby, let me introduce you to the people, okay?
00:50And now, addressing America for the very first time, I'd like to introduce my best
00:56friend, the sugar in my coffee, the Alamo in my pie, the black in my eyepiece.
01:03Miss Wanda.
01:04Wanda Mac, y'all.
01:07Oh.
01:08Now?
01:15Okay.
01:16Hi.
01:17I'm Wanda Mac.
01:19That's right.
01:20Oh.
01:20I'm sorry.
01:21Yeah.
01:23Anyway, um, I had all this vacation saved up and I had to use it or lose it, so I
01:30thought
01:30it would be nice to spend some time at home.
01:33How'd I do?
01:34You did good.
01:35I did.
01:36Are they still looking?
01:37Yeah.
01:43Y'all better be getting up.
01:44No, no, Bernie.
01:45You stay in bed.
01:45I'll get the kids.
01:47What?
01:48I want to get them ready for school.
01:49What?
01:51Because I never get to spend time with them.
01:53This would be a real chance for us to bond.
01:55It'll be funny.
01:57Yes.
01:58Baby, it might be a lot of things, but fun ain't gonna be one of them.
02:02Hey, you get to be the mom all the time.
02:04It's my vacation.
02:06I want to be the mom.
02:07Wanda, listen.
02:08Why don't you try something easy, like being a gardener, okay?
02:12I got this.
02:14Okay.
02:15Suit yourself, baby.
02:17Put the key to the liquor cabinets under the fern.
02:19Wake up, Jordan.
02:22Wake the sandman out your eyes.
02:28Wake up, sleeping beauty.
02:34Wakey, wakey.
02:37That's right, everybody.
02:39Rise and shine.
02:40Let's start a beautiful day.
02:49Where the kids at?
02:51They be on a jiff.
02:52How many times you call them?
02:53Once.
02:54Once?
02:55You treat those kids like they civilized.
02:58Come here.
02:58Let me show you how you wake these kids up.
03:00Come on.
03:01Just follow me.
03:02All right, everybody, get up.
03:04Y'all know the routine.
03:05Don't need you messing around.
03:06Guess what, y'all?
03:07It's show time.
03:09This is the ring leader right here.
03:10Get her started getting everybody else.
03:12Right here.
03:13Go, go, go.
03:13Oh, yeah.
03:14Don't need you messing around.
03:15This boy here, he something else.
03:17See?
03:17Hey, come on.
03:19Get up.
03:19Get up there.
03:20Yeah, keep going.
03:21Yeah.
03:22That boy, he water, man.
03:23He ain't water worse than a cat.
03:24Can't stand it.
03:25I see her.
03:26You gotta get the blood survey through it.
03:28Let's go.
03:31All right, everybody.
03:32All right.
03:32I want everybody in the bathroom.
03:34Face wash, teeth brush, hair comb.
03:36I want you to move it, move it, move it.
03:40I'm not alone.
03:41You come untied it first.
03:43Hey, baby.
03:44See, this is not hard.
03:45You gotta treat those kids like they convents.
03:46You gotta be creative.
03:47You gotta have a little fun.
03:49Look at that.
03:50That was masterful.
03:52That's a maestro at work, baby.
03:55Is he always like this?
04:01Baby!
04:02What you doing?
04:05Making breakfast.
04:07I'm gonna show you breakfast.
04:10See this?
04:11Bam!
04:12Bam!
04:12Bam!
04:12That is called breakfast.
04:14This is a sad, sorry excuse for breakfast.
04:16They're not going to eat no egg Florentine.
04:18Go eat my eggs Florentine.
04:19No, they're not.
04:20Yes, they will.
04:21I bet they don't.
04:32Fine.
04:34Go ahead and eat cold cereal for all I care.
04:40I need one of them.
04:45Baby, I like your egg Florentine.
04:47I don't have no...
04:48Hey, why don't you make the kids some of your apricot crates sometime?
04:53That's delicious.
04:55I'm just saying.
04:57Baby, they black.
04:58I'm black.
04:59Let's move on.
05:01Hey!
05:02I'm pulling out in exactly 90 seconds!
05:05Wait, here's your lunches.
05:06Here's your lunches.
05:06Here you go.
05:07Here you go.
05:08Here you go.
05:09Hey, Brianna, honey, tie your shoe.
05:11I don't know how to tie my shoe.
05:14It's not hard.
05:15I'll show you.
05:16Wanda, we ain't got a lot of time.
05:17We're under the gun now.
05:19You take one lace.
05:19You make a bunny ear.
05:20You take the other lace.
05:21Make another bunny ear.
05:22You fold it under and voila, tie your shoes.
05:27Now you try it.
05:30Make one lace.
05:33Go under.
05:35No, no, no.
05:35You got to make a bunny ear with this leg.
05:37Wanda, we got to go.
05:38Then you make a bunny ear with this.
05:40This will just take a second.
05:40And then you take another bunny ear and then you put that...
05:44You turn it around and you flip it in there and you squeeze it.
05:46Ow!
05:47Let's go.
05:48You have to take a car.
05:49We got to go.
05:49You really could use a lesson in patience.
05:52Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:52Some other time.
05:53Right now, we got a story to tell.
05:55Why don't you tell the American people what happened when you tried to put the kids to bed?
05:58Tell them that, baby.
05:59What?
06:00They were perfect little angels.
06:03You got to hold it under the water.
06:05That's what...
06:06No bubbles!
06:08No bubbles!
06:09No bubbles!
06:09I almost give you a rash!
06:10Get in!
06:11No, it's only...
06:11It's only that one time!
06:13It's only that one time!
06:13Get that towel!
06:14No!
06:14I am getting off!
06:16Now!
06:16I am!
06:17Nobody.
06:19Brianna, please!
06:20Get in that tub now!
06:22What the...
06:23Oh!
06:24No, I had time.
06:26That was too much.
06:27Okay?
06:28Mm-hmm.
06:28They are not perfect little angels.
06:30They are monsters.
06:31I've been telling you.
06:32I'll be trying to make me like I'm the bad guy.
06:33Ooh, baby.
06:33I'm sorry.
06:34You wanted to bust their heads to the white meat show that...
06:36What?
06:36I wanted to kill them!
06:39Shoot.
06:40The man can see them every day.
06:41They understand.
06:42They know.
06:43But I did have one small victory.
06:47Well, that was a victory?
06:48You know that was a victory.
06:50Hush.
06:51Watch.
06:52You will take a bag and like it!
06:55No, it's cold!
06:55No, it's cold!
06:55Well, that's too bad.
06:56No, no, I don't want to...
06:57Get in the tub!
06:58Ow!
06:59And stay there!
07:00Ow!
07:04Brianna, I put you to bed an hour ago.
07:06What are you doing up?
07:08Look out, Wanda!
07:09I tied my shoes!
07:11What?
07:12I tied my shoes all by myself, just like you taught me.
07:18Oh, look!
07:23Hey, girl!
07:27What?
07:33Well, you won't believe what Brianna just did!
07:37Use bleach, baby.
07:39Lots and lots of bleach.
07:40No!
07:41She tied her shoes.
07:42What?
07:43She tied her shoes all by herself, just like I taught her.
07:47It was incredible.
07:48That's great.
07:49That means less work for me now.
07:51I taught her something that she would take with her
07:54for the rest of her life.
07:56It's an unbelievable feeling.
07:58I can't describe it.
08:00Actually, baby, sometimes it's hard to find the right words.
08:03But maybe when you come back from getting me a beer,
08:06your thoughts have been uncrystallized.
08:07But you did good, honey.
08:10You did good.
08:19Hey, Patricia.
08:21Hey, Wanda.
08:22What are you doing out during the day?
08:24I'm spending the week with the kids.
08:25Oh, and I'm so glad that I did it.
08:28I had the most incredible experience.
08:31I taught Brianna to tie her shoe.
08:34Uh-huh.
08:36That's it.
08:38I know it sounds silly, but it was so exciting.
08:42I think for the first time, I know what it feels like to be a mom.
08:46Well, I'm very happy for you, Wanda.
08:51Oh.
08:53Oh.
08:53What's wrong?
08:54Oh, nothing.
08:55She's just kicking.
08:58Ooh, here, feel.
09:01Oh, my God.
09:03That's amazing.
09:04You had something else, huh?
09:06Yeah.
09:07Ooh, she kicked again.
09:08She does it all day.
09:10All day?
09:11Mm-hmm.
09:12Wow.
09:13What does that feel like?
09:17I...
09:18I can't explain it.
09:29Ooh, ooh, ooh.
09:32Baby love, my baby love.
09:36I need ya, oh, I need ya.
09:39But all you do is treat me bad.
09:43Aunt Miranda?
09:44Yes, baby?
09:46Are you pretending?
09:49Yes, baby.
09:51Okay.
09:52Because baby love, my baby love.
09:57Been messing up, missed kissing you all.
10:01Instead of breaking the pool.
10:04Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
10:08oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
10:17Bernie, you think I should trade in my car?
10:20You just got the car.
10:22So you think it's safe?
10:24I don't think anything, baby.
10:25Bernie, how can you say it's safe?
10:27Wanda, I didn't say it was safe.
10:29I think we should be more concerned about safety.
10:32There's kids in the house.
10:34Okay, Wanda.
10:36Just think about safety.
10:37I'm sorry.
10:38I don't know why I'm saying I'm sorry, but I'm sorry.
10:41I said it, okay?
10:49Bernie.
10:51Bernie, I was just thinking.
10:53What now?
10:54Remember when we talked about adding another room?
10:57You talking about six years ago?
10:58Bernie, I'm not looking for a fight.
11:01What the hell going on, baby?
11:02Don't get upset.
11:03I just asked you a question.
11:05I'm not getting upset, but one minute you come to me
11:07talking about it was a car safe,
11:08next you're talking about another room.
11:10What did you...
11:11What you really want to know, what?
11:12Don't put this on me, Bernie.
11:14I'm just saying, you know,
11:15if we bring another person in the house.
11:17Bring what, who, where, baby?
11:18What are you talking about?
11:19You're gonna be like that.
11:20Let's just drop it.
11:22How am I acting?
11:23What are you...
11:24Wanda, what am I dropping?
11:25Huh?
11:27Baby.
11:28Wanda.
11:28She's nasty, man.
11:30You're gonna have baby Bernies before you know it.
11:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:32Y'all, she's ready to have some Mini Max, man.
11:34Uh-huh.
11:35No, no, no, no.
11:36Y'all wrong about that.
11:37Y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all truly wrong.
11:39Wanda and I already talked about it,
11:41and we ain't having no baby.
11:42I put my foot down.
11:43I put my foot down, too.
11:45Four times.
11:46Kelly, how many kids I got now?
11:48Four.
11:49Hey, watch your back, man.
11:51Watch your back, man.
11:52Watch your back.
11:53Watch your back.
11:55Yeah, seriously ignorant.
11:59Guess I'm the big winner tonight.
12:02Bernie Mac.
12:04Well, baby, I'll trade all my chips
12:06to get a little dip in your hip.
12:08Mm-hmm.
12:10You're so silly, Bernie.
12:12Mm-hmm.
12:13I wonder if our baby would be as funny as his daddy.
12:19Funny?
12:20Baby?
12:22Yeah.
12:23We had a baby.
12:25I wonder if he would have your sense of humor.
12:28Why you asking?
12:29You trying to get pregnant?
12:32Wanda, you trying to have a baby on me.
12:34What are you talking about?
12:36No, I know what you're talking about.
12:38Oh, boy.
12:39All of a sudden, extra room, safe car.
12:42You ain't been taking your pills, have you?
12:45What?
12:46What?
12:47What are you saying?
12:48What you think I'm saying?
12:50What?
12:50You don't trust me?
12:52What?
12:52You think I'm trying to trap you?
12:55If you have that little faith in my character,
12:59then it's best that we don't have a baby.
13:02That's what I'm talking about.
13:04Why can't we have a baby?
13:07Wanda, why you vexing on me like this?
13:08I'm not vexing on you.
13:10You are.
13:10The next minute you fighting,
13:11the one minute you crying?
13:13Make up your doggone mind.
13:14You didn't answer my question.
13:15Oh, I answered your question.
13:16What was it?
13:17We ain't having no baby.
13:18Case closed.
13:20Case closed?
13:21Case closed.
13:24Case closed.
13:26Case closed.
13:26Case closed.
13:27Case closed.
13:27Case closed.
13:32Come on, baby.
13:33We bigger than that.
13:34I know you ain't gonna go sleep on no couch now.
13:35Come on now.
13:36Oh.
13:37I'm not.
13:49She's not sitting here because she's really embarrassed.
13:52She didn't want to see this part again.
13:55Let me tell you what happened.
13:56She was so upset that day that she left the house,
13:59and I had no idea where she went.
14:01Where's Aunt Wanda?
14:03She's out, baby girl.
14:05She promised she would make candles with us.
14:08She said she's gonna love and obey me, so you see.
14:12Aunt Wanda make candles.
14:14Well, we can right now, baby girl.
14:17Why?
14:18Because Aunt Wanda's not here.
14:20Is Aunt Wanda in the rehab?
14:21Yeah.
14:23Come on, come on.
14:24I'll make some candles with you.
14:35Your hour's up, ma'am.
14:38Your fingers tired?
14:39No, ma'am.
14:41Give me another hour.
14:42Yes, ma'am.
14:44What color are you making, Nessa?
14:47How's it gonna mix both these two colors together?
14:50Jordan, be careful getting wipes everywhere.
14:53You gotta be careful.
14:55I'm making this candle for Aunt Wanda.
14:57It's our favorite color.
14:59Oh, that's nice, baby girl.
15:01I thought Aunt Wanda's favorite color was blue.
15:05Oh, I mean, that's nice.
15:08Auntie Wanda gonna love that baby girl.
15:11That's nice.
15:11Hey, where is Aunt Wanda?
15:14Uh, she went to get some air.
15:23This time, put some sprinkles in it.
15:26Miss, we don't usually put sprinkles in the shakes.
15:29I'm paying you.
15:31Hook it up.
15:36Please.
15:38Which one you make?
15:39I made all the cute ones.
15:41You would've made all the cute ones.
15:42I made all the ones with faces like this one.
15:44I've been down with funny.
15:46Look at all his, like, center stuff.
15:48Like, di-ball.
15:49Hey, Uncle Bernie.
15:50Huh?
15:50Which one did you make?
15:52Mine didn't come out.
15:53He made the one in the back.
15:54Yeah.
15:55This right here?
15:56Kind of suck.
15:59Yeah, I'm telling you.
16:00I don't know.
16:01Oh!
16:02Hey, girl, look at you.
16:04Watch out.
16:05Watch out.
16:06Watch out.
16:07Watch out.
16:08Watch out.
16:09Watch out.
16:10Watch out.
16:11Oh, the candles are so hot.
16:13Don't touch it.
16:14Don't touch it.
16:14Oh, no, no, touch it.
16:15Aunt Wanda, you finally came home.
16:18We thought you were mad at us.
16:21Kids, I'm not mad at you.
16:22Why would you say that?
16:23Because you say you would play with us, but you went away.
16:27Yeah, we haven't seen you all day.
16:29It's Bernie's fault, isn't it?
16:33No, that's not his fault.
16:36Well, partly.
16:39But your Aunt Wanda has been going through her own thing, and she's dealing with it.
16:48What am I saying?
16:50Look, I wanted to be the mom this week, and I forgot about that.
16:56And I'm sorry, but I have one day left, and I want to be the mom again.
17:05What do you say?
17:06Let's go have some fun.
17:08Yeah!
17:10Yeah!
17:13Left a good job in the city
17:18Working for the man every night and day
17:24And I never lost one minute of sleep
17:28And I was worried about the way that things might have been
17:32They will keep on turning
17:36Ooh, the proud Mary keep on burning
17:42And we're rolling
17:43Rolling
17:44Rolling
17:46Rolling
17:46Rolling
17:46On a river
17:59Oh, I left a good job in the city
18:07Working for the man every night and day
18:10And I never lost one minute of sleep
18:13It's foreign about the way things might have been
18:16Big wheels keep on turnin', turnin'
18:19Round there and keep on turnin'
18:21Runnin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' on the river
18:26Go ahead and rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', yeah
18:29Rollin' on the river
18:35Yeah!
18:38Okay, kids, time for bed.
18:40Already?
18:41Yes, already.
18:42Go brush your teeth.
18:44Go on.
18:44I'll be in to tuck you in in a minute.
18:52So you're not mad at me anymore, huh?
18:55We should talk.
18:58Yeah.
18:59Look, here's the thing.
19:02I may not have communicated with you clearly about what I wanted.
19:07But you can't shut the door on me when I talk to you.
19:10Even if we've decided on something earlier.
19:14Things change.
19:16I've changed.
19:19And I have a right to do that, don't I?
19:27Yes.
19:30And you have to respect that, right?
19:34Right.
19:35Come here, baby.
19:37Mm-hmm.
19:37Mm-hmm.
19:39I appreciate it if you wouldn't use the word baby for a while.
19:43Come here.
19:44I love you, man.
19:45I love you, too.
19:46Mm-hmm.
19:49So it all worked out in the end.
19:51It was a rough patch, but I said my piece, and now my husband understands my feelings.
20:01Look, baby.
20:02I'm gonna be straight with you, okay?
20:05You're my wife.
20:06I love you.
20:08And I respect you.
20:10And if you want to have a baby, I'm gonna say let's just keep it on the table.
20:24Really?
20:29Really.
20:34Now, listen.
20:35Give me a little privacy.
20:37I'm gonna talk to America by myself for a little something.
20:40Okay.
20:40Okay?
20:41Yeah.
20:42Love you.
20:43Love you, too, baby.
20:44Said it first.
20:46Bye.
20:46Bye.
20:46Bye.
20:47Bye.
20:47I'm gonna jump before.
20:53I thought she'd never leave.
20:56Now I can say what I really feel.
20:57She must be crazier than...
20:59уже like you don't need.
21:00Bernie Mac ain't having no doggone baby.
21:02Y'all better not tell it's gonna be our little secret in America.
21:05Case closed.
21:06Well, at least for now, because people change.
21:09I ain't never changing.
21:10I ain't changing my mind for nothing.
21:11Bernie, 44 years old, running around, shedding some doggone baby.
21:14Google got go my excuse look y'all know I ain't crazy y'all know what you feel the same
21:20way what
21:21I look like something get up your time to change in the middle doggone night man I'll be 50 he
21:26be
21:27five that's a normal swing pushing somebody but grab my chest you crazy hey you have a baby
21:39maybe she'll bring a piece of some mmm pizza I think she's going to bring crab legs you like
21:49crab legs yeah yeah what you like about crab legs and shrimp and lobster oh that's your favorite
22:01anybody gonna take you out when you get big
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