The Bernie Mac Show is a beloved comedy series that showcases Bernie Mac’s unique humor, sharp wit, and unforgettable storytelling 😂🔥 When Bernie and his wife take in his sister’s three children, everyday family life turns into hilarious chaos. Packed with heart, laughs, and life lessons, this sitcom remains a fan favorite and a television classic.
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00:00Who are you with?
00:20Hey, don't drag your clothes on the ground, baby.
00:23Where's your brother Jordan at?
00:27With his girlfriend.
00:29His girlfriend?
00:31Jordan?
00:33Well, no matter what kind of nerd she is, don't make fun of her, okay?
00:42No, no, no, no.
00:43No, you first.
00:48You fuck.
00:50You see that, America?
00:52My boy Jordan, he gonna pull himself a cheerleader.
00:55Fine, too.
00:57Boys are Mac Athol.
00:59Go on, player, player.
01:04Okay, I think he's ready.
01:06Well, stick a fork in it, let's see.
01:09I got it.
01:11Okay.
01:12Hello?
01:14Hey, yourself.
01:19So what's you doing?
01:21I know he's not talking to a girl.
01:23Well, I wouldn't be too sure about that.
01:25You see how he almost knocked me over?
01:27Sure about what?
01:30Jordan, we think he's entered the girlfriend's face.
01:32Too late.
01:34I've seen her.
01:35Where?
01:36Is she goofy?
01:38Oh my goodness, is she?
01:39No.
01:40The girl's name is Erica.
01:41She's a cheerleader.
01:42Shut up.
01:43True.
01:43Quit playing Uncle Bernie.
01:44Is she really a cheerleader?
01:46Wait, what's her name again?
01:47She's ugly, right?
01:48You know what's happening here, America?
01:50These two women have been the main women in Jordan's life.
01:53But as soon as this man get a woman of his own,
01:56they start hating, yeah.
01:58But I don't know why women, why y'all do that?
02:00But anyway, I'm cheer, right cheer.
02:03And I'm gonna protect my man from all this hating.
02:06Hell yeah.
02:08Wrong.
02:09The voice of Mac and pretty comes with the territory.
02:12Right, baby?
02:12Mm.
02:16Good, that's good.
02:19Breathing.
02:21Through the nose.
02:22Mm.
02:25Ow.
02:26Ow.
02:28I'm ready, I want it.
02:29Let's go.
02:30Ooh, ah.
02:32Rihanna, honey, I thought I asked not to be disturbed.
02:36I just started my yoga classes again, and plus,
02:39you don't need to be there for another two hours.
02:41That's when I played peewee.
02:43They moved me up to junior now.
02:45That's wonderful.
02:47Um, give me a second.
02:51Bernie?
02:52You see that, America?
02:54Huh, Wanda trying to drop her mess at my lap.
02:56But let me tell you something.
02:57The thing is, when you keep it moving,
02:59you don't even have a lap.
03:01Nope, nope.
03:02Sorry, sweetheart.
03:03No can do.
03:04I just got enough time to drop Jordan off to that mascot thing
03:07he got going to school.
03:08You know, he became the school mascot,
03:09so he'd be close to Erica.
03:11That boy smooth, smooth.
03:13Honey, you know how hard it was for me to book high.
03:15If I change the schedule, I'll go back on the waiting list.
03:18Sorry, no can do.
03:19Hey, Jordan.
03:20Come on, playboy.
03:21Let's roll, baby.
03:22Oh.
03:36Kai, sorry.
03:37You know, I'm going to need to.
03:39I don't want to.
03:40Oh.
03:40Um, I know you lent me money just a few days ago,
03:43but my gas tank is on E again,
03:45so I was wondering if you could lend me a few dollars in advance.
03:49And I know that you said...
03:52Sure, Vanessa.
03:54Really?
03:57I'll help you out, because we're going to help out each other.
04:01Now, I need you to take Brianna to soccer practice.
04:03She's going to be hungry afterwards.
04:06But I was supposed to meet my friends, and...
04:12Come on, Brianna.
04:14We don't want you to miss your soccer game.
04:15Be careful.
04:16Have fun.
04:17One, two, three, four.
04:19One, two, three, four.
04:21One, two, three, four.
04:24Go Dawkins!
04:26Woo!
04:27America, I bet George is up at that school right now,
04:30working some of that old Mac magic.
04:32Yes, sir.
04:33Hey, don't be mad at me for being this doggone happy,
04:36because I was worried about the boy.
04:37See, my generation, we couldn't help but be smooth.
04:40With cats like Marvin, Smokey, and Curtis setting the mood.
04:45Nowadays, it's getting kind of iffy.
04:47You know what I'm saying, son?
04:49But I'm just glad there's enough smooth left
04:52to trickle down to my nephew.
04:54Thank you, Lord.
04:54Don't hurt him, Jordan.
04:56Only use your power for the good, baby.
04:59Woo!
05:00Oh, him.
05:01Babe, I got all the hits.
05:07Hey.
05:08Oh, Jordan.
05:09Sorry I didn't call you this morning, but my aunt was on the phone.
05:17Is something wrong?
05:18Duh.
05:19Only that she quit you, like, two whole hours ago.
05:23I left a note by your locker.
05:36This is all misunderstanding.
05:38I mean, it has to be.
05:39What misunderstanding, dude?
05:40She dumped you.
05:41No.
05:42Somebody put her up to it.
05:43I mean, I know she's still filming.
05:46Listen.
05:46Dear Jordan, I don't want to be your girlfriend anymore, Erica.
05:50Dear Jordan.
05:51I mean, come on.
05:52Read between the lines.
05:53Let it go, man.
05:55No.
05:55No.
05:56Me and Erica, we just need to talk.
05:58That's all.
06:00Just need to talk.
06:04Can I help you?
06:06Look, you better not embarrass me in here.
06:09When are we going to eat?
06:10Don't stress.
06:11I got some chips in my purse.
06:13Hey.
06:13Hey.
06:14Hey, munchkin.
06:15My name's Brianna.
06:17Oh.
06:17My bad.
06:19Ain't no munchkins out here.
06:20Right, Brianna?
06:22He's back.
06:24Check him out, V.
06:24To your left.
06:25Nice and slow, though.
06:30Whoa.
06:31Right?
06:31Go talk to him.
06:33Uh-uh.
06:33You.
06:34As if.
06:35Hey, you sound hella badly for a black girl.
06:38What's up with that?
06:38Oh, my bad.
06:40Look, homeboy is fine.
06:42Is that Shaniqua enough for you?
06:43Like, totally.
06:45You both need to quit.
06:49Going somewhere?
06:50What is she doing?
06:52Something we were all afraid to do?
06:54Your little sis has game, Vanessa.
06:56Hella game.
06:57Oh, my God.
07:00Someone over here wants to know the difference between a caramel latte and a mocha frappuccino?
07:09Uh, hold on, Carl.
07:11I think I hear.
07:11Hey, Jordan!
07:13Come here right quick!
07:15Carl, I'm telling you, she's a chillier.
07:17And fine, too, man.
07:20Man, I'm telling you, the boy's a mac to his heart, dude.
07:23He's better than me and you.
07:25I know we thought we were going to be a punk.
07:26I know we did.
07:27We both.
07:28We wrong for that.
07:28Hold on.
07:29Hold on.
07:29Joy, tell your Uncle Carl about your brawl.
07:32Hi, Uncle Carl.
07:33Yes, it's true.
07:34Her name's Erica.
07:36Well, you know.
07:37Yeah, she's cute enough.
07:39Give me that.
07:40Cute enough.
07:40Carl, she's the best young girl in the whole doggone school.
07:43I'm telling you, the boy is a mac.
07:46He's taking the mac gate to a whole different level.
07:48He's taking it up to the 21st century.
07:51Oh, boy.
07:53Ain't no way.
07:53You proud of me.
07:59Never can say goodbye.
08:03No, no, no, no.
08:05Never can say goodbye.
08:08Never can say goodbye.
08:08Never can say goodbye.
08:09Hi, this is Erica.
08:12Say me something.
08:12Hey, Erica, this is Jordan.
08:14We need to talk.
08:15Okay, call me.
08:16Bye.
08:16I tried, tried to hide my feelings.
08:19They always take the soul.
08:21Then you tried to say you're leaving me alone.
08:25Hi, this is Erica.
08:27Say me something.
08:28Oh, in case you forgot, the number is 818-555-0125.
08:33Okay, this is Jordan.
08:34Bye.
08:35Never can say goodbye.
08:58Hey, Erica, it's Jordan.
09:00I know you've been really busy, but we still need to have that talk.
09:03Call me.
09:04Please.
09:05Why do you think I love this girl?
09:05Is it so long to go?
09:09I never can say goodbye.
09:12Oh, oh, oh.
09:18Hello, Erica?
09:19Guess again, player.
09:22Tell your Aunt Wanda they're out of Chunky Monkey.
09:24She's just gonna have to be happy with whatever I bring.
09:27Okay.
09:34America, that boy and his little cheerleader girl,
09:36I'm gonna have to put in another line just for them.
09:43See?
10:00Hello? Hello? Is this that young man that's been calling Erica?
10:03Let me tell you something. Don't call this house no more.
10:07All right? How many times she got to tell you not to call her?
10:10So are they cool enough yet?
10:11Well, let's see. Put a little icing on one.
10:14All I know, my name better be on one of them cupcakes.
10:16Actually, when we're done, it's gonna spell Erica.
10:18Ooh, look at that. E-R-I-C-A.
10:22Ooh, my name be on that extra one, right?
10:24No, no, no, no, no. That's where the heart goes.
10:26Oh, you mackadocious little rascal.
10:30Put a name on a cupcake.
10:32You know, flowers would've sealed that deal, too.
10:33I mean.
10:34I'm just saying, baby, the boy's good. He's good.
10:37Shoot, putting a heart on the cupcake?
10:39Shoot, that's a notch on the bed frame.
10:41What?
10:42He don't even know we're here.
10:43But I'm here.
10:44I'm just saying, look here, baby.
10:45Don't pay Wanda no mind.
10:48This is a guy thing.
10:49She wouldn't understand it.
10:56Here comes a new down hill.
11:00Erica, hi.
11:02I made these for you.
11:04Jordan, I can't.
11:06I know you've been really, really busy.
11:08You're busy to call me back or anything, but...
11:10That's not why, Jordan.
11:11I haven't called because there's nothing left to say.
11:14You never know, Erica.
11:15I mean, you just said that.
11:17It's over.
11:18We're over.
11:20I moved on.
11:21Moved on?
11:22What do you mean, moved on?
11:23She means she goes with Jason now.
11:30I still want you to have these.
11:35Bye, Jordan.
11:36Bye.
11:41Wow, Erica.
11:44These are some really good cupcakes.
11:48Did you see that, America?
11:50Did you?
11:51You.
11:53Us.
12:01Hey, Uncle Bernie.
12:04Hey, man.
12:06There's only one way to tell you this, and that's straight.
12:10Yo, brawl, man, she's two-timing on you.
12:12What?
12:13Man, look.
12:17Chillax, man.
12:18Come on, breathe, breathe.
12:19Breathe.
12:20Can't have you going off making no scene out here, man.
12:23You cool?
12:24Yeah, I'm cool.
12:25I'm cool, Bernie.
12:26I hate to be the one that had to tell you, man.
12:28And I know how you feel being a Mac.
12:29I know you feel like you want to go over there,
12:31because we could be dealt with.
12:32No, no, no, Uncle Bernie.
12:33No.
12:33We should just drive away fast.
12:35That would be better.
12:37Okay.
12:39Skank.
12:51Look.
12:54Brianna, you're ill.
12:56Oh, look, look, look.
12:57This is how they crump off that.
13:09that's how it's supposed to go down right yeah oh your uncle told us about your girl man that
13:17was a cool shot bro that's why you got a dumper hard no no he doesn't man hey man you
13:24got to do
13:24it with class Jordan all right think Cary Grant who exactly Cary Grant you got a dumper hard 50
13:32cent hard hard classy sweet stink who cares the important thing is that you show her no fear can
13:39you promise me that look at me yeah I thought getting Jordan together with the fellas would
13:45help him with some male bonding you know but these fools sound like dog on food 50 cent hard it's
13:52time
13:52for the Mac man to do some damage control look here son the most important thing is that you mean
13:58what you say the girl got to know that you mean what you say and you do mean what you
14:02say right
14:03it's over oh it's over trust me that's what I'm talking about what man we pull up I mean we
14:13sitting
14:14up talking and she's sitting up there man bushing a slob what girl skank I'm sitting up there there's
14:19trial up bust a slob on my nephew that's cold ain't gonna happen hey uncle Bernie hey girls
14:26uncle Bernie uncle Bernie uncle Bernie you just in town get ready put all this food up but no worries
14:32I
14:32can eat you something up right away like I'm totally full yeah we already ate but I bet you had
14:37a bunch of
14:38junk can you please stand still I know sorry okay it's not okay give me that what are you drink
14:44stop it coffee oh hey I was soccer oh she feel the energy oh thanks this girl bouncing around like
14:56some kind of hop here and want to act like it's all good well America it ain't all good I'm
15:01so worried
15:01about the boy this almost got past me you know America sometimes I think I'm the only one around here
15:06with good sex Wanda I don't know if this Nessa baby girl thing just gonna work out I just don't
15:13know well honey I admit there's some kinks that we need to work out kinks you saw how jacked up
15:20she
15:20was she did it popped out I see you saw come on there ain't no kinks that's a problem well
15:25I've
15:25already told Vanessa no coffee next time she shouldn't even be under Nessa that's my point you know
15:31drinking drinks she can't even pronounce talking crazy looking all trashy I really think you should
15:37start taking her back to the games well not if I get road rage cuz I don't have yoga to
15:42keep me calm
15:42sweet her I know how much this yoga means to you my sanity honey I'm willing to do everything to
15:52make this work but
15:55everything everything is that right oh you know how we do wait wait who's that bouncing ball up in my
16:03house
16:04I don't hear nothing oh sorry go to bed I can't sleep see what I'm talking about it's coffee I
16:14had some coffee too
16:19hey Jordan how'd it go man you all right oh what go you know that Erica girl kicking it to
16:27the curb
16:27that's done just taken care of just like that yeah I mean why drag it on Wow Jordan you strong
16:38than I thought dude player man you way stronger than I was when I was your age really yeah to
16:45go
16:45through what you went through it's not that bad not that bad to see your broad hugged up with another
16:51dude it's no big deal you too cold no big deal here it is your broad all hugged up with
16:58another dude
16:59they wrapped up man kick in laughs touching and feeling damn they're kissing looking like you
17:07wasn't even there hmm then all of a sudden new dude go take a big bite of your cupcake the
17:13cupcake
17:13that you baked and nourish from scratch with your bare hands man right when you put the heart he gonna
17:19get the cupcake bite in the middle of a good little bit
17:26oh come ready oh come on did you tell me she dumped me I mean I'm not back I'm a
17:33fool
17:35it was what's that love to her uncle Brady
17:53I'm sorry I cried like that uncle Bernie oh that's all right everyone cries sometimes in fact that's why I
18:00wanted to show you I want to show you the girl that made me cry
18:03or did you think you the only one ever got dumped wait you got dumped you won't see the picture
18:09or not
18:10yeah right there I had a bell goings uncle Bernie there's no curl in that picture look look boy right
18:19there uncle Bernie you got dumped by that she's a troll you watch your mouth back then we didn't call
18:29on that
18:30they were booger bands she was built my first she had a funny way she used to do her mouth
18:37you know
18:40and the war is hurting America that little crack of a smile is as good as it's gonna get for
18:46right now
18:47oh you remember getting your heart broken I do I had to listen to this for a good two years
18:53before I felt better and every now and then still get to me
19:09I better have my piss
19:11and turn the right knee out
19:19keep your torso straight up and down
19:23and then straighten the right leg
19:26and reach out to the right
19:31should I be feeling that up in here
19:35turn the top of your leg out
19:37that's it
19:37watch and breathe
19:39okay great
19:40work that thing
19:51work it baby make it go
19:56splat
19:57let me see him
19:58ta-ta mama
20:00let me see that onion
20:02drop her
20:03drop her down here
20:04in my lap
20:05work it baby make it go
20:07splat
20:10come on
20:11ready
20:15here's your gas money
20:16let's go
20:18that's okay Vanessa
20:19why don't you go with your friends
20:20I'll take her
20:21for real?
20:22mm-hmm
20:23suit yourself
20:23come on little mama
20:25won't you catch me up on all that I missed
20:27what's been going on
20:28that little fat girl treating you okay?
20:30well America
20:31things are starting to get back to normal around here
20:34Wanda's back in baby girl's life
20:36she saw that Nessa thing wasn't working
20:38I told her
20:39now Jordan and his broken heart
20:41that might take a little more time
20:43maybe a couple of years
20:44but sooner or later
20:45he'll be alright
20:49I hope
20:59you dropped this
21:01thanks
21:08oh my god
21:16someone over here wants to know the difference
21:17between a caramel frappuccino and a mocha
21:21I'm sorry
21:22I've messed up the whole lot
21:24we are dancing
21:25if she��
21:26bang it up
21:27bang it up
21:27bang it up
21:27bang it up
21:27bang it up
21:28bang it up
21:28bang it up
21:28bang it up
21:28bang it up
21:32ok I got it
21:32oh my godcause
21:40you you
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