The Bernie Mac Show is a beloved comedy series that showcases Bernie Mac’s unique humor, sharp wit, and unforgettable storytelling 😂🔥 When Bernie and his wife take in his sister’s three children, everyday family life turns into hilarious chaos. Packed with heart, laughs, and life lessons, this sitcom remains a fan favorite and a television classic.
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00:19You hear that wind, America?
00:21Here in Southern California, we call that the Santa Anas.
00:24They're blowing hot from the desert, stirring up dust,
00:28starting wildfires.
00:30Some people say it's a sign of an earthquake coming.
00:33The Santa Anas just shake things up.
00:35All America, I can feel it.
00:38A force of nature coming that I have no control over.
00:41A force of nature.
00:43Listen.
00:54Um, Uncle Bernie?
00:56Yeah?
00:56I'd like to make a proposal.
00:58You're not getting a cell phone.
00:59At least hear her out, honey.
01:02All right.
01:03Let me in.
01:04Come on.
01:05Okay.
01:05The cell phone would only be for emergencies.
01:07Mm-hmm.
01:08Like, if I was out with my friends and couldn't make it home in time for curfew,
01:11you wouldn't have to worry.
01:13Wow.
01:16I have to admit, she makes a strong argument.
01:20You're welcome.
01:21But this is where it falls apart, Nessa.
01:24First of all, you won't be out late.
01:26And if you are, you're the one that need to worry.
01:29Y'all gonna win?
01:30What the?
01:31Excuse me, one minute.
01:32Ugh.
01:35It's all gonna win.
01:40Hey, big brother.
01:42Look what the wind blew in.
01:44Beep!
01:44Boop, boop, boop.
01:45What the hell are you doing here?
01:46I got to have a reason to come see my people.
01:49Come here.
01:50Come here, girl.
01:51I love you.
01:53Oh, please.
01:54Let me get this.
01:54Come on.
01:56Hey!
01:56Hey!
01:57Look who came in!
02:02I'm Renita!
02:04Oh, Brianna, look at you.
02:06What your teeth all is.
02:08Let me see it.
02:10Ooh!
02:11Who are you?
02:12The man of steel?
02:14I am.
02:14I even have a cape.
02:15All you got to do now is get a job.
02:17And them ladies will be all over you.
02:20Look at this one.
02:23She's so pretty.
02:24And you so grown up.
02:26What are you now, honey?
02:27A supermodel?
02:30Shawanda.
02:31Come on, girl.
02:33Woo, woo, woo.
02:34Woo.
02:37Would you like something to eat?
02:38I know that ain't swine.
02:41Yeah, it's pork chops.
02:43Hook me up.
02:44Get you a chair.
02:45Come on in here, girl.
02:47My sister here.
02:48See what I'm saying about those Santa anus?
02:50My baby sister, Benita.
02:52She's a force of nature, all right.
02:54And you know the saying.
02:56Keeping it real, oh, she's a genuine thing.
02:59She's a little on the wild side, but she's all mad.
03:02Back in the day, we had some good times.
03:04America?
03:06Too glad to see her.
03:08I miss her.
03:11So here I am.
03:13I'm sitting at the Juarez border.
03:16Six illegals in the back of my Dotson Honeybee.
03:19A $100 bill poking out of my passport, waiting on the man to check my trunk.
03:24And I think to myself, girl, what are you doing taking care of Lupe and her family when you got
03:32your own family?
03:33Okay?
03:33You're all my family.
03:34So here I am.
03:48Mm-hmm.
03:50So why don't you stay here?
03:51For what?
03:53Live here.
03:54But no, I don't want me living up in his house.
03:57I'll take care of my baby.
03:59You're family.
04:01Come on now.
04:02Come on now, baby.
04:03Let us speak her mind now.
04:05Don't listen to him, Benita.
04:06You stay here as long as you need to.
04:08Of course you can.
04:09We found out.
04:11I don't mind you staying here.
04:12But you ain't got no illegals in your trunk, do you?
04:14Me?
04:15Illegal what?
04:22I'm gonna go to bed.
04:23I'll let y'all catch up.
04:24All right, baby.
04:25All right.
04:25Let's do it.
04:27You're having an old joke.
04:29America, here's all you need to know about my baby sister.
04:32This one time, she was about 14 years old, you know, acting a fool, sassy big mama about a curfew.
04:37Big mama said, when you have a child, you can make up all your own rules.
04:42Three hours later, she came back with a baby.
04:44It wasn't hers.
04:45She's borrowed from a friend.
04:47Just to make a point, she handed the baby to big mama and said, I'll be home when I be
04:51home.
04:51Big mama beat her down.
04:53She was laughing the whole time, but she beat her down.
04:56That girl's crazy.
04:58I don't know if the baby ever went back.
05:00Okay, now you're making stuff up.
05:02That's all right.
05:02We're making up in the morning.
05:03I can't drink no more of this.
05:06Wait a minute.
05:07The morning, look.
05:08The bar is still open.
05:09Come on, B.
05:10I can't do that no more.
05:11I'm a different life now.
05:12I need my eight hours.
05:14Mm.
05:14Bernard.
05:15Come on.
05:16Come on.
05:17Bonita's in town.
05:18And how often do you get to a party with your baby sister and the captain?
05:24Mm.
05:25Come on now.
05:27Come on now.
05:30All right.
05:31All right.
05:32Just a little more.
05:33Just a little more.
05:33Just a little more.
05:34That's it.
05:34That's it.
05:35Come on now.
05:37Come on now.
05:38I'm gonna be in a coma in the morning.
05:41There you go, baby.
05:44Aunt Bonita, can you come to my play?
05:47You wanna play?
05:48What play is it?
05:49Snow White.
05:50I play a squirrel.
05:52I wanted to be Snow White, but I wasn't good enough.
05:55Please.
05:56It's not because you wasn't good enough.
05:58You ain't white enough.
05:59They ain't gonna let a little black girl be Snow White.
06:02I'm brown.
06:04You black.
06:05And Snow White is white, right?
06:07They got a little white girl playing her?
06:09No.
06:10Melanie's playing her.
06:11Is she white?
06:13Yes.
06:13All right then.
06:15Baby girl, why are you letting me over sleep like that?
06:17Wake you up.
06:18I gotta take you to school.
06:19Call your brother and sister and them and tell them, come on.
06:21Jordan!
06:22Vanessa!
06:25Good morning, Mr. Neffcoe.
06:27How you doing?
06:27Mr. Max.
06:29Good to see you.
06:30Good to be seen.
06:31Here's your star squirrel.
06:32There's Melanie.
06:33Melanie Snow White.
06:35I can't be Snow White because I'm black.
06:39Mr. Mac, I assure you that that is not true.
06:44I know.
06:45Is Melanie White?
06:47Whoa.
06:47Look, uh, Ms. Lefcoe, I'm so sorry.
06:50Baby girl, where you get that mess from?
06:53Campanita.
06:54Um, look, you go on in there.
06:58Baby girl don't need to hear nothing about that.
07:01What the hell was Bee thinking?
07:03Remember what I said about Santa Ana's?
07:05Coming in and starting brush fires?
07:07Now, I gotta go put this one out.
07:16Bee, I had to talk to baby girl a whole hour about race.
07:19I don't even want her thinking about that right now.
07:21I was just trying to tell her the truth.
07:23There's other way to tell the kids the truth without being so blunt.
07:25That's the way we learned it and we turned out okay?
07:28Okay?
07:29Bee, I appreciate what you're trying to do.
07:31I don't want my kids to grow up too fast.
07:34Are we cool?
07:35I'm always cool.
07:36I'm not the one with the issues.
07:38I just came to help out.
07:39There are other ways you can help.
07:40It'll be more appropriate.
07:42Ow, she's our brat.
07:43All right, everybody.
07:45Come get it while it's hot.
07:47Perfection.
07:48Morning, Muscle.
07:49Just letting it all hang out.
07:51Ow, she's our brat.
07:53Don't just stand there, baby.
07:54Fix yourself a plate.
07:56I like to lay the side.
07:57That's the question.
07:58What's wrong with you?
07:59Nothing.
08:00Ow, she's our brat.
08:02Ow, she's our brat.
08:04Good morning.
08:05Ooh, Vanita.
08:08Close my robe.
08:10Oh, girl, nobody tripping.
08:12We all family.
08:13You're hanging out.
08:15Have a good day.
08:17Okay.
08:19Boobie never hurt nobody.
08:21Boobie feed the world.
08:25You want some more eggs?
08:27Uh-huh.
08:28Hey, hey.
08:29What's going on?
08:31Nothing.
08:32Just trying to be helpful.
08:34Uh-oh.
08:35I heard that.
08:36This look nice.
08:38Real nice.
08:39Uh-huh.
08:41Oh.
08:44Ow, she's our brat.
08:47Ow.
08:48Okay, girl.
08:50It's just you and me.
08:51Give me the real deal.
08:53How you like living here with your uncle, girl?
08:55You mean Bigfoot.
08:57We used to call him Little Ears.
09:00He has so many rules.
09:02I mean, he monitors all my calls, and sometimes I can hear him breathing on the phone.
09:07I have a six-year-old's curfew, and I'm the only girl in school without a cell phone.
09:11Oh, that's messed up.
09:14Look at that, America.
09:15I'll be doggone.
09:17My sister B got her doing laundry.
09:20She good people.
09:21But that's it.
09:22Your uncle means well.
09:24He is doing the best he can.
09:26Yeah?
09:28She's like, I am.
09:30What do I do?
09:31My bad.
09:33She's a god sinner.
09:36God knows he don't have no sense.
09:39I mean, what is he worried about?
09:42It ain't like that phone gonna make you pregnant.
09:44Okay?
09:44Hey!
09:45We gonna get you a cell phone.
09:47Ooh!
09:48And we gonna get one of those cute little fur leopard covers.
09:51Ooh, girl, you're gonna be.
09:53Ah!
09:54Let's bounce.
09:55But Uncle Bernie said I can't have a phone.
09:58But Aunt Benita said you can.
10:00Okay?
10:01Girl, you listen to me.
10:02Don't listen to him, honey, because I'm gonna have you.
10:11Hey, Joy, don't stand out with the refrigerated door open and let all the coal out.
10:15Aunt Benita made dessert.
10:17Oh, yeah?
10:19What you make?
10:21Oh, Jell-O.
10:23It's always ringing for Jell-O.
10:25I'm so glad I'll be here, man.
10:27You like I be in there, boy?
10:28Mm-hmm.
10:30Jell-O.
10:42Careful.
10:43Watch those grubby feet I just mopped.
10:45Oh, I appreciate it, sis.
10:47Hey, baby girl.
10:49How was school?
10:51Fun.
10:51We learned about Rosa Parks.
10:53She was black and she sat in front of the bus.
10:56That's right.
10:57And when they told her to move, she said no.
10:59And thanks to her courage, things changed and now we can sit anywhere we want to.
11:05Can we even drive the bus?
11:06Honey, we can even own the bus company.
11:10You know, America, now that's teaching, baby girl.
11:13I couldn't have said it better myself.
11:17Even though they should be giving us the bus company.
11:21Giving us buses?
11:22I gotta get you up on reparations.
11:25Now that you've each chosen a country, we're going to discuss longitude and latitude.
11:30But it was just my imagination
11:37Running away with me
11:40It was just my imagination
11:47Running away with me
11:52Oh, so, so we'll be loving
11:58Jordan, did you do your homework?
12:01No.
12:02You know you're going to have to stay after class.
12:06I know.
12:07Uh, thank you.
12:09Jordan, is there something wrong?
12:12Forgive me, Lord.
12:23A little riddle for you, Mr. Mark.
12:26What's black and white and red all over?
12:30A nun whose bosom has been accosted by a demented ten-year-old boy.
12:35Come on, Father.
12:36I'm just as shocked as you are.
12:38Sister Mary is a sixty-year-old servant to the lard.
12:42I mean, if the boy had wanted to touch a holly relic.
12:45We have the jawbone of St. Bartholomew in the narthex.
12:48I don't know what to say. Obviously, the boy needed to be punished.
12:52In the old days, he'd lose his hands.
12:54But I'm not going to punish the boy.
12:57He'll get his in the afterlife.
12:59Oh, I can't wait that long, Father.
13:02I'm sick, Uncle Bernie. I'm sick. I need help.
13:04Now, calm down. Calm down, son. Just tell me what the heck were you thinking about?
13:07I don't know. I can't stop thinking about boobies since I saw Aunt Bonita.
13:11Your aunts?
13:12I didn't try to. They were just there.
13:14I saw them at breakfast and now all day.
13:16I just can't stop thinking about boobies.
13:18Jordan, you too, you ought to be thinking about boobies.
13:20Especially Aunt Bonita's.
13:22I gotta think this out, son. You might be damaged for life.
13:25Hmm.
13:27They were nice. He was nice.
13:32Benita.
13:33A bad influence. That's what she is. A bad influence, America.
13:36And I knew it. I just didn't want to believe it.
13:39Groping a nun. I'll let the boy squeeze Benita.
13:42See how she like it. That's biblical justice.
13:45An eye for an eye. A T for a T.
13:55Look here, B. All I'm saying is inappropriate for you to be walking around with your robot when your business
13:59is out and fun that little boy. It's not the projects.
14:02You should just be glad he's interested in what.
14:05Look, B. You're not listening to what the hell I'm saying.
14:08I'm saying it's a right way to raise those kids and it's a wrong way to raise those kids.
14:11You trying to say I don't know how to raise kids?
14:13I'm not saying that.
14:14I helped make those kids who they are today.
14:16What?
14:16Or did you forget who was going over to Stacy's house taking care of them while you was out chasing
14:20your drink?
14:21What that got to do with it?
14:22I was the one going over there changing diapers while you was running around in a comedy club with a
14:27crazy pants and a flat top yelling, Keg it!
14:30Oh, okay. I see it.
14:31Keg it!
14:32Knock, knock. Who's there? Not your Uncle Bernie because he ain't got no time for y'all. He's kegging it.
14:37That's not true.
14:38How you scared of you? Who you with?
14:41Not them kids because they was with me.
14:44Put that in your head.
14:46You just cover yourself up around these doggone kids.
14:49Making fun of my act. Who you with? I ain't scared of you. Kick it. Autumn.
14:55Let's move on. That stuff made me who I am today.
14:59Why does she gotta go? She gotta go.
15:02Oh, honey, stop overreacting. She's just not used to being around kids. You can't blame her for being...
15:08What? Ignorant, immature, and ghetto?
15:11And your sister. She cares about those kids and those kids care about her. And so do you.
15:17And that was your ignorant, immature, ghetto-ass sister. You want her out?
15:22Well, she's not.
15:32I don't even know why I talk to her. She don't offer no comfort. I need someone to a non
15:38-agree like you do, America. Right?
15:47Come on, let's go. Come on in.
15:50Okay, sweetie. I'll be right back. I gotta get a different kind of pan, okay?
15:54Jordan? Jordan. Hey, baby.
15:57Jordan, don't hit that button. Just hit record.
15:59And when you do that, red light will come on. And when you do that, you look through the viewfinder.
16:03Now, remember, don't start taping until your sister hit the stage. Is that red light on, boy?
16:08Uh-uh.
16:09All right. Good.
16:17Hey! That's mine!
16:19No, it's not. It's mine. Because I'm black, and you gotta make it for a lot of mean stuff.
16:24What?
16:25Reparation. Now go get me a cupcake because I'm black.
16:31Hey, hey. What's going on?
16:34She hurt my feelings.
16:37Brianna, what did you say?
16:39I told him to give me a cupcake because I'm black. Like you taught me.
16:43That's not what I meant, and I never told you to be mean to your friends.
16:47I was just trying to tell you a little bit about our history. Now you apologize.
16:51Sorry. It's okay. Come on here. Give it. Give it. Come on.
17:01All right, America. I may have been a little too quick to judge. She did the right thing.
17:07My sister can be a little headstrong. Maybe a little, yeah, ignorant.
17:12But she's a mech. She's family. And I should give her the benefit of the doubt. Right? Right.
17:19All right.
17:37Everybody! Quiet! The witch is coming! Quick! Hide!
17:52One?
17:52One time.
17:54Well, who in the hell?
17:55I have to call you back.
17:59Nessa, you got a phone? I told you you didn't have no damn phone.
18:02Shh! I got her phone. Shh! I told you you can't have no phone.
18:05I mean, shh! Don't be shushed. Why everybody shushed me? It's a bull.
18:08Shh!
18:09Where this part is next?
18:10Oh, Mr. Squirrel. I'm trying to reach an apple. But they're ever so high. Can you climb the tree and
18:18pick one for me?
18:19Pick it yourself. I'm not your slave. Snow Whitey.
18:34B, you know I told Nessa that she can't have no phone.
18:37She's the only girl in her school without a cell phone. Why you got a trip?
18:40I don't care, B. I said no!
18:42What if it's an emergency or something?
18:44No!
18:45I think you're wrong.
18:46I think you're wrong.
18:46Ain't about what you think. You ain't hearin' me. And I know you got a million arguments, but I got
18:51one. And what I say goes.
18:54Y'all already got two parents. We don't need three.
19:04B, look, I know you care about the kids and you're a good one, but you're not the parent.
19:13That's my job. And Wanda's job. And baby, those are the rules. And if you're gonna stay here, B, you
19:23gotta respect the rules.
19:26Okay.
19:32I'm really gonna miss you.
19:34How come you're leavin'?
19:36Honey, your auntie got this great opportunity in Oregon. See, this friend of mine got this gig recycling tires and
19:43turning them into slippers. She needs somebody to handle operations. She ain't got no people skills.
19:48Are you coming back?
19:49Oh, of course I'm coming back. And I'll even bring you guys some slippers. What size y'all wear? Good
19:55Lord, Jordan. Look at those feet. You know what they say about men with big feet? They say they got
20:02big feet.
20:02Hey, Anita. Don't be a stranger. Call me.
20:10Hey, little sis. Take care of here.
20:13Oh, come on now. Come on now. Come on.
20:18Your house? Your rooms?
20:22Go right back then.
20:24Things are back to normal, America. The winds have calmed down and all the fire seems to be out. No
20:31smoldering embers. See, good parenting take careful attention. So be careful what goes into your children's head or what goes
20:39into their ears, and especially what goes in front of their eyes. Hold on one minute. Jordan! Turn that down!
20:47I'm watching Brandon's play!
20:49Oh, okay. I approve.
20:53See, that's good parenting, America. Good night.
21:01That's Kenny's mom. Wow, I gotta make friends with Kenny now.
21:07Well, what do we have here? Come on. Come on. Turn around. Turn around. There it is! That's right.
21:16I am so sick, man.
21:20Mr. Mack. Another riddle for you.
21:27What do you say?
21:29I don't know.
21:31Dos sombreros. I know what you're thinking.
21:37Headlights.
21:38I can't read your thoughts.
21:41I know where you live.
21:44And I know what you've got in your liquor cabinet.
21:49Ah!
21:50Ah!
21:51Ah!
21:51Ah!
21:53Ah!
21:53Ah!
21:55Ah!
21:57Ah!
21:57Ah!
21:57Ah!
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