The Bernie Mac Show is a beloved comedy series that showcases Bernie Mac’s unique humor, sharp wit, and unforgettable storytelling 😂🔥 When Bernie and his wife take in his sister’s three children, everyday family life turns into hilarious chaos. Packed with heart, laughs, and life lessons, this sitcom remains a fan favorite and a television classic.
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00:16Look at this, I bet you all don't even know what this is.
00:22No, this ain't no video.
00:27This right here is my savior, the perfect babysitter.
00:31See it doesn't use my phone, or even my food, or even asking a friend to come over.
00:35See what this babysitter does is give me an hour so I can have some peace and quiet.
00:40Now hold on now, I hear you out there, Bernie Mac, are you doing your job as a parent?
00:46Hell yes, in Bernie Mac's opinion, part of being a good parent is being aware of your
00:51child's interest.
01:01Hey Jordan, want to get some ice cream, or maybe go to Disneyland?
01:05Uncle Bernie, please.
01:07I'm sorry, baby.
01:10See, he's interesting, and I'm liberated.
01:12Same as baby girl.
01:14Come on.
01:15Rosie, mommy wants you to share.
01:17No, no, I don't want to share.
01:19I'm not going to share.
01:20Hey, baby girl.
01:21Wanna play Barbie?
01:22No.
01:24I want you to help me with my Spanish.
01:26I'll be glad to help you with your Spanish.
01:29Who's that?
01:30Look.
01:30Well, Rosita, let's play.
01:32Oh, that's good.
01:33Yes, let's go out with the toys and the balls and all the toys.
01:37Did I tell you?
01:38The perfect babysitter.
01:40See, now, Anessa doesn't need one of these.
01:43She got that ignorant teenage attitude, can't stand nobody, and don't want to talk to nobody.
01:48She makes it easy.
01:50Watch.
01:58Anessa, you want to do something?
02:00I don't know.
02:01I don't think so.
02:02I got something else to do.
02:03Work every time.
02:06Now, who said parenting is hard?
02:08You just got to know how to put it on autopilot.
02:12Okay, stretch it out.
02:14That's it.
02:14Breathe right into it.
02:16You are going to throw up.
02:18My dad wants you and your family to come over for dinner Saturday night.
02:21My whole family?
02:22Bernie Mac, too?
02:24I know.
02:24It's so stupid.
02:25But we hang out together so much, my dad read somewhere that a parent is involved in every facet of
02:30their child's life.
02:31Okay.
02:33Look, Shannon, you have got to tell your dad to stop reading those parenting books.
02:37I hear you, but please, it'll chill him out and I'll get major points.
02:44You owe.
02:45Thanks.
02:47Jordan, Brianna, hello, excuse me.
02:50I want you two to be on your best behavior tonight.
02:53That's right.
02:54Because if anybody embarrass me, I'm not kidding.
02:57I'm going to pop you right under the eye.
03:00I'm not kidding.
03:01Bernie, you're not going to pop no one underneath the eye.
03:04Watch, I'll clear.
03:05That makes stupid.
03:06I'm going to use the knuckle while I'm going to pop right under the eye.
03:09Can't we just stay home?
03:10Shut up.
03:16Bernie, Wanda, welcome to our home.
03:23You know what, Ed?
03:24I think you and I got a couple of Olympic gymnasts on our hands, huh?
03:28That would be great.
03:29Mm-hmm.
03:30So long as she keeps up her grades.
03:32Isn't that right, honey?
03:34And we both know it takes more than a somersault to get in the harbor.
03:39I agree.
03:40That's right, baby girl.
03:42You see, she's only five.
03:43But she's learning Spanish right now.
03:45Baby girl, why don't you razzle dazzle us with some Spanish?
03:48Listen to this here, listen.
03:49Uno, dos, tres, cachos, cinco, and seis.
03:57Ah, you know your numbers too, huh?
03:59Well, actually, he's been fluent for about a year.
04:01No.
04:02Isn't that right, son?
04:07Yes.
04:09Yes.
04:12The boy is four years old.
04:16That's impossible.
04:18Impossible.
04:20Wow.
04:26You know, Bernie, I keep telling my kids, it's not enough these days to be in honors classes
04:32or do well on the SATs.
04:34I think they should do away with the SATs.
04:37That's teenager for you, huh?
04:39Defend your position.
04:42Dad, the SATs are widely considered to be a culturally biased assessment of scholastic aptitude.
04:48And studies have shown that they aren't an accurate test of achievement
04:53or how a person does in college.
04:55But you're still planning on getting a perfect 1600, correct?
04:59Touche.
05:01Dad, you must tell me, how in the world do you keep your kids so disciplined?
05:08Honestly.
05:09Do you whoop them?
05:10No.
05:12Can't eat them.
05:14I like to work at this, man.
05:16I like to die.
05:17How about some music?
05:18We love some.
05:19Yeah.
05:19Some music?
05:42Susan, this is so lovely.
05:45Next time you have to come to our house for dinner.
05:48Right, honey?
05:50Uh-huh.
05:54Come to our house?
05:59I can only imagine.
06:01Nessa, will you?
06:04She's peacing me out.
06:06Hey!
06:07What's going on here?
06:09Where's the baby girl?
06:11Oh, Lord!
06:14Oh, man, that's yours.
06:15I'm so sorry.
06:17Get out of there, boy!
06:18Jordan, are you crazy?
06:20Get out!
06:21Get out of there, boy!
06:25Oh, my God.
06:27Was it the two of spades?
06:29Jordan, that's okay.
06:36The king of hearts?
06:44And Susan, Julie, thank you.
06:48On behalf of my family...
06:49Seven of diamonds?
06:50Uh, get in the car.
06:54I'm sorry.
06:55Good night.
06:55I got to a club.
06:57Good night.
06:57Good night, Bernie.
06:58Ten of diamonds.
07:00Ten of diamonds.
07:01Join this doggone magic trick.
07:03You see those kids play the instruments?
07:05Honey, our kids are not in a competition.
07:08Juan, I got to prepare our kids for the real world.
07:10You saw that fine-year-old boy.
07:11He spoke Spanish.
07:12Our kid can't talk English.
07:14From now on, hey, I'm doing something.
07:17Will you teach us Ebonics?
07:18Mm-hmm.
07:19Okay.
07:20All right.
07:21I'll tell you one thing.
07:22When I get done with you...
07:23Nothing.
07:24When I get done with y'all,
07:25y'all be smaller than your sister's mouth.
07:28Impossible.
07:30Be small, Allie.
07:38Oh, I was serious.
07:40When I told those kids there wasn't going to be any more video watching,
07:43from now on in this house,
07:45it's going to be all about higher learning, education, and schooling.
07:50Shoot.
07:50If I don't nip it in the bud,
07:52they ask kids to be seeing on Fortune 500 companies,
07:54while my kids will be calling bingo numbers in the church spaces.
08:01Hey, Senorita Vianna.
08:03Mimi in La Casina,
08:04in Dias Manuto,
08:06por uno snacko.
08:07Si, Tio Bonito.
08:11I told her Vianna's teacher,
08:13and she said the best way for a child to learn a language is to immerse her.
08:16So we ain't speak a number of Spanish to her,
08:18and she ain't speak a number of Spanish to us.
08:20Uncle Barney, what's this?
08:22I don't want to play the piano.
08:24And I don't want a dummy for a nephew.
08:25Look, Jordan.
08:26I rented this thing, and you're going to play it.
08:28Come on, sit down.
08:29I'll show you.
08:30Come on, sit down.
08:32Oh, dig this here.
08:34Look.
08:45Or when you get better,
08:46you'll be able to break it off like this here.
09:03Trust me, Shannon, you don't.
09:06Now, I would trade my family for yours any day.
09:09Say adios.
09:10I'm not Brianna.
09:12Look, I'll call you back.
09:14You're not calling anybody back.
09:16You'll start hitting these books.
09:18You'll get your math grade back up.
09:19But I'm not good at math.
09:20You're not good at math, NASA, because of your study habits.
09:23With a little hard work, you'll get there.
09:25Why?
09:26Because you're a Mac.
09:27And what did you get in math?
09:29It's not about me.
09:30It's about you.
09:32You just need to study.
09:34Sounds like a D to me.
09:35I got you a D.
09:38Hey, what you doing in here, son?
09:39It's time for dinner.
09:41No, dinner ain't for another 20 doggone minutes.
09:43You get right back up in there and hear some fancy fingering.
09:45Come on, let's go, Jordan.
09:46I didn't rip that piano for nothing.
09:48Let's go.
09:49Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
09:53Let's go.
09:55You know nothing.
09:57Uncle Bernie, can I have a glass of milk?
09:59Is that how you ask, baby girl?
10:01Oh, baby girl.
10:02Uncle Bernie, please?
10:05Oh, sweetheart, it's Espanol, remember?
10:08We spent all morning covering milk.
10:10I forgot.
10:12Leche.
10:13It's Leche.
10:14And Bernie, she's just five.
10:16I know she's only five, sweetheart.
10:18There's a lot of five-year-old kids over in Mexico.
10:20They know how to say it.
10:21And some right here in California.
10:24Show Auntie Juana you know how to say it.
10:26Go ahead, baby girl.
10:27Leche Papa Four.
10:29Told you.
10:30She sounds Italian.
10:31She's only five.
10:34Hey, Brianna, have you seen my new CD?
10:37We ain't got no time for no music.
10:39Honey, we eat dinner in 20 minutes.
10:42I'm not hungry.
10:44Well, if you ain't hungry, that gives you more doggone time to go up in there and study.
10:47Now, give me that walking.
10:48Give it up.
10:51Yeah, you study your math.
10:53Two plus two is four.
10:55Four plus four is six.
10:57Am I right?
10:58Yeah.
10:59No!
10:59Eight!
11:00That's why you need to get up in there and study.
11:06Here you go.
11:09That's just some lemonade.
11:10I'm studying.
11:11I know it.
11:12That's why I give you a little break.
11:14You've been studying so hard.
11:17Thanks.
11:18You're welcome.
11:18I'm gonna let you get back.
11:21What's this, baby girl?
11:26Nessa.
11:28A D?
11:29You got a D.
11:30It don't make no sense.
11:31You've been studying all the time.
11:33How you get a D?
11:34It's hard.
11:35Well, Nessa, if it's hard, why don't you ask for some help?
11:38I'll help you.
11:39No.
11:40I'm gonna help you.
11:48Is this how you study, Nessa?
11:52Answer me.
11:54Is this how you study, Nessa?
11:56I don't know.
11:57You ain't got no shame, right?
12:01Okay, then, Nessa.
12:03I got a math problem for you.
12:06D plus your attitude equal grounded.
12:10What you think about that, Nessa?
12:12It's gonna definitely give you a chance to think about what you just did.
12:16And give you more time to study.
12:22Did you see that?
12:24She didn't even care she got a D.
12:27In my day when I got a D, I felt bad.
12:30Bad because I let myself down and Big Mama down.
12:35Oh, just thinking about the look Big Mama would give me.
12:38Ooh, I mean, still make me shiver.
12:40She didn't have to say nothing.
12:42Just the look was enough.
12:44She didn't even have to punish me.
12:46I punished myself.
12:48Put myself on lockdown until I brought home a pedigree.
12:52That darn Vanessa.
12:54Now, America, you jail me again.
12:57Why I can't whoop that child?
13:13Yo, man, come on, dawg.
13:15Let me turn up the radio.
13:16See?
13:17Let me tell you something.
13:18Y'all better enjoy it while you can.
13:20Because when no tickets call $300 at Carnegie Hall, don't call me for no hookups.
13:25Brother, I don't think you're gonna have to worry about that.
13:29That's for real.
13:30Okay, okay.
13:31Go on and get off.
13:32But I'm telling you something right now.
13:34See, I'm pushing my kids towards excellence.
13:36That's right.
13:37And baby girl, she's gonna be a language expert.
13:40I'm immersing her in Spanish.
13:42You wanna immerse her in Spanish?
13:43Bring her over to my house.
13:45My in-laws are visiting.
13:46We ain't speaking nothing but Spanish, man.
13:48It's like Mexico, 24-7 up in there.
13:51She learn a lot, man.
13:53Are you serious, Joey?
13:54Oh, yeah, man.
13:55Bring baby girl over.
13:56I think that'll be great, man.
13:58That'll be good for her and less work for me.
14:00Aw.
14:01Thank you, baby.
14:02No problemo, papi.
14:03Oh, Bernie got you speaking Spanish, too?
14:06What's going on?
14:07See, see, classic, papi.
14:10What?
14:11Mom.
14:12Hey, Ed.
14:13No, Shannon's not here.
14:15They went to a party over at Stephanie Johnson's house.
14:18Hey, baby, you'd never go to a party?
14:20I got on punishment.
14:21I didn't know.
14:22Let me just talk to her.
14:23Uh, hold on.
14:24Let me talk to her.
14:26Hello, Ed?
14:27Yeah, this is Matt.
14:29I'm on my way.
14:31Game over.
14:35I told my dad I was going to a get-together,
14:38say the word party, and it gets all paranoid.
14:40Yeah, fortunately, my Aunt Wanda took pity on me.
14:43She seems pretty cool.
14:44Yeah, but she couldn't marry anybody,
14:46and she married Bernie Mac.
14:47I don't get it.
14:52Hey, how about some brews?
14:54Dieting.
15:02I'm cooling up the car.
15:03Yo, how's it going, man?
15:05All right.
15:08Yo, man, Vanessa?
15:11What a little smoke?
15:13Y'all smoking in here?
15:15Y'all are smoking in here.
15:17Where are your parents at?
15:18Your parents are at my house.
15:19Hold on, man.
15:21Unsupervised party?
15:21Yeah.
15:22Son, you better get out of my way.
15:24Yo, Vanessa!
15:30Oh, God.
15:30And there's no way out.
15:32Vanessa!
15:49You all know Vanessa?
15:51That's all right.
15:52I'll find her.
16:00You're too young to die.
16:01Hey.
16:14Hey, Vanessa.
16:24I thought I had your own punishment, Vanessa.
16:26What are you doing at a party with us, alcohol?
16:37How you doing, Ed?
16:38It seemed like our girls lost their mind.
16:41An unsupervised party with us drinking.
16:43Were you drinking?
16:44No, Dad.
16:45How can I believe anything you say?
16:47You told me you're at Vanessa's house.
16:50Dad...
16:50No more gymnastics. Let's go.
16:53No more gymnastics? But I didn't do anything!
16:55I said, let's go.
17:05You knew you was on doggone punishment.
17:07Yeah, unfair punishment.
17:08It ain't for you to call unfair unfair. That's my job.
17:11I'm trying to protect you so you don't make a mess of your stupid little life.
17:15You should be in the room studying,
17:17besides being in some party with us alcohol.
17:19First of all, I didn't know there was gonna be drinking.
17:21That's my point. That's my point right there.
17:24There's a lot of hidden dangers out there, Nessa.
17:26And as you get older and get into high school,
17:28you're gonna be exposed to a lot worse than alcohol.
17:31I have been exposed to a lot worse.
17:34Or did you forget where I used to live?
17:40You girl got a good point. Damn.
17:47You know, I don't know what you're so upset about.
17:49I don't wanna drink. It's stupid.
17:51And besides, nobody on the gymnastics team drinks.
17:55Okay, Nessa. I'ma hold you to your word.
17:59You can stay on the gymnastics team, baby.
18:02When your grades get better.
18:07Grades?
18:09So she don't wanna study.
18:11She just wants to do gymnastics.
18:13Well, that's fine. I'll sit under Russia.
18:15And all the time she ain't studying,
18:16she can spend her time standing in line for toilet paper and bread.
18:20Oh, I'm kidding.
18:22You just can't send your kids away.
18:29America, that's it.
18:32I'm checking out.
18:34No mas.
18:35Adios.
18:36I can't take it no more.
18:40And I'm taking that doggone piano with me.
18:52Hey.
18:53Hey.
18:57So I guess you don't have to worry about being late for gymnastics practice.
19:01No kidding.
19:03Is your dad still mad at you?
19:06He's not speaking to me, Vanessa.
19:08But did you at least try to tell him?
19:10Vanessa.
19:11He's not even speaking to me.
19:14Like he hates me.
19:19I told my mom you should send me off to boarding school.
19:26So, now do you wanna switch families?
19:34Can I talk to you guys for a second?
19:37I just wanted to tell you guys I'm sorry.
19:40You're sorry?
19:42I really am.
19:43I know you guys want the best for me.
19:47We want the best for you, Nessa, but you have to want the best for yourself.
19:50I do.
19:51That's what you're saying.
19:53I hear you talking.
19:54But talk is cheap.
19:56You have to do something.
19:58Math is really hard.
20:04Nessa, I know math is hard.
20:07Trig is hard.
20:09Calculus is hard.
20:10Doing a triple backflip is hard.
20:13But I seen you do it.
20:17Will you help me?
20:26Nessa, I'd be glad to help you.
20:31America, I got some exceptional kids.
20:34Sometimes they just need a little push.
20:36Well, in Nessa case, a big push.
20:39But it doesn't matter.
20:40Just as long as they get there.
20:42And you know what?
20:44They will.
20:45Why?
20:47Because they max.
20:51Take five, Jordan.
20:54Take five.
20:56Take a nap.
20:57Take something.
20:59Put that boy in Spanish class like baby girl.
21:02Help me in Spanish, huh?
21:06Y'all may el policia.
21:09It's close enough.
21:15Y'all may el policia.
21:18Y'all may el policia.
21:21Y'all may el policia.
21:23Y'all may el policia.
21:25Y'all may el policia.
21:26Y'all may el policia.
21:26Y'all may el policia.
21:27Y'all may el policia.
21:28Y'all may el policia.
21:28Y'all may el policia.
21:28Y'all may el policia.
21:29Y'all may el policia.
21:29Y'all may el policia.
21:30Y'all may el policia.
21:31Y'all...
21:32I'll take a lesson in my dad.
21:34But let's move on.
21:38Come on, baby girl, we gotta go.
21:39I don't want her, I don't want her, I don't want her.
21:42See, she said, I'm not leaving, I'm not leaving.
21:44Oh, that's what she said?
21:46I don't know, baby, I got enough of them.
21:48Oh, man, y'all give her a tamale or something?
21:51Come here, what's wrong?
21:53Baby girl.
21:54Come here, what's wrong?
21:55Oh, come on, baby.
21:56No, papa, no, papa, no.
21:58What you mean, no papa?
22:00Hey, hey, you're scaring her, man.
22:03You gotta go to any of Gonzales or me?
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