The Bernie Mac Show is a beloved comedy series that showcases Bernie Mac’s unique humor, sharp wit, and unforgettable storytelling 😂🔥 When Bernie and his wife take in his sister’s three children, everyday family life turns into hilarious chaos. Packed with heart, laughs, and life lessons, this sitcom remains a fan favorite and a television classic.
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00:20Hey. You see this? I won this back in high school. That's right. It was for football.
00:28America, Bernie Mac was a fullback. I mean, all state. I was BMOC, Big Mac on campus. Man, I remember
00:37how proud Big Mama was when I brought this home. She made a big fuss I never will forget. See,
00:43that's where I created the Mac Hall of Fame, a place where the ungrateful, lazy, unmotivated kids can show some
00:50of their greatest achievements. Give them some pride, like Big Mama gave me. Take a look.
01:03Look at that. Citizenship award. That looked real nice. Ain't that something, baby?
01:09Sure is. Congratulations, baby. We're so proud of you.
01:14I'm proud of me, too.
01:16Way to go, sis.
01:17No big deal. It's just a piece of paper. It's not that you really want anything.
01:21You know, you got a real big mouth on you, son. Do I see your name up here on anything?
01:27No.
01:28I didn't think so. Baby girl, congratulations. You have now been officially inducted into the Mac Hall of Fame.
01:37Yay!
01:46Jordan, what are you doing in there?
01:50What's that jar there for?
01:51I put it there. Now there's something of mine in the Mac Hall of Fame, too.
01:57Like a hairy caterpillar.
01:59That's a Manduka Sexton. It's rare.
02:04Boy, you got to stop being so weird. You don't want to be known as the crazy bug boy, the
02:10strange kid in the playground to eat bugs.
02:12I don't eat them.
02:12It's just a matter of time. Look, Jordan. Son, the Mac Hall of Fame is a shrine for achievement.
02:20It's for the best, the strongest, the fastest, the most. Do you understand that, Jordan?
02:28Okay.
02:35Bugs. The Mac Hall of Fame is for achievements.
02:38If bugs aren't an achievement, then the kitchen and the projects was crawling with achievements.
02:43Tell me what to put in the Hall of Fame. Bugs, what do I bother? I'm raising the bug boy.
02:50America, I have to press myself.
02:54Don't go back to my profile. Look, it says the most improved engine.
02:57Is that right?
03:02Jordan, two Ds and a C. That's awful.
03:06Yeah, but it's still the most.
03:09It also says the most disruptive.
03:12That's still the most.
03:13That's not what I meant.
03:15Yeah, but that's what you said. You shouldn't have said it if you don't mean it. You're not being the
03:19most clear.
03:19What are you talking to?
03:23Congratulations, Jordan. Now you're going to get the most punished thing. You'll stay in there and be the most quiet.
03:39I have a trophy.
03:41How'd you get it?
03:42I was on the football team.
03:43I thought you got a sunglass here.
03:45We did, but you get a trophy just for being on the team.
03:48You do?
03:50Weren't you afraid of getting hurt?
03:52I hardly ever played.
03:54Hmm.
03:56Guess what, Uncle Birdie?
03:58So, what did I tell you about the rules, Jordan?
04:00I'm not supposed to talk to you unless the house is on fire or I'm bringing you a beer.
04:05I don't smell no smoke and I don't see no phone.
04:10Okay. That's why I just signed this permission slip for football.
04:16Football? Jordan, I didn't even know you liked football.
04:19Yeah, I loved it. I would have played last year, but my asthma flared up.
04:23And the year before that, I hived. And the year before that, they got polio. But this year, I feel
04:28great.
04:29Your heart all right?
04:31Mm-hmm.
04:31You feel great, huh, son?
04:32Yeah.
04:34Football, ain't that something?
04:36All right. How about me and you going outside and have a little catch? Here.
04:40Well, what about your stories?
04:42Man, I'm not thinking about no doggone stories. It's more important. Come on, Jordan.
04:46Because I was getting a little worried about you eating no bugs, man.
04:49I don't eat them.
04:50But every time I turned around, you had one in your mouth.
04:52I didn't.
04:53You were bugging me?
04:54No, I don't.
04:59You know what, Jordan?
05:01There are two firsts that comes in every man's life that will stay with them until the day they die.
05:06One, you're too young to hear right now.
05:10Number two is having your official football uniform.
05:14Look at this.
05:16Your practice jersey.
05:19Game jersey.
05:22Shoulder pads and your helmet.
05:25I'm gonna win a trophy.
05:28That's the attitude, Jordan.
05:32Now, hold on.
05:34Now, that's the most important thing you'll receive in your young life right now.
05:38That's your official cup.
05:39You drink out of it?
05:41No, no, don't put that on your mouth, son.
05:42No.
05:43You wear that to protect your pebbles.
05:46Your pebbles?
05:47Yeah, your mule.
05:49Oh.
05:50Your secret weapon.
05:52I gotta keep stuff safe.
05:54That's right.
05:55That's right.
05:55Fabulous job, boy.
05:56You're a man.
05:58You know what?
05:59Last year, I wouldn't have needed.
06:03Let's move on.
06:08Uncle Marty says hurry up.
06:10I'll be right there.
06:11I just have to get this stain out.
06:13But won't it get dirty when you play?
06:15I'm not gonna play.
06:16I'm just gonna be on the team and sit on the bench.
06:20But don't you wanna win a trophy?
06:23Everyone on the team gets a trophy.
06:25And they're bigger than certificates.
06:28Hey, yo, yo.
06:29Come on, man.
06:29You won't be late for the first game.
06:31Come on.
06:32Don't worry about that.
06:33Come on, baby girl.
06:35Man, look here.
06:35You're gonna do great, man.
06:48Man, they boy are good.
06:50Best on the team.
06:52Ooh!
06:53Ooh!
06:54Ooh!
06:54He's sweet!
06:55Yes!
06:56He's sweet!
06:57Yipper!
06:58Yipper!
07:00Yeah!
07:01Yeah!
07:02Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
07:03All right, okay.
07:04Mr. Mac, please.
07:05Okay.
07:06Okay, defense.
07:08Nagel, Schwarz, Benedict, Richter.
07:11Uh...
07:11Who hasn't played yet?
07:13Jordan.
07:13Byron hasn't gone in yet.
07:15All right, Byron, get in there.
07:16Jordan, he hasn't gone in either.
07:18All right, Jordan, get in there.
07:20Yeah!
07:20Clean it out, baby!
07:22Clean it out!
07:23Clean it out, baby!
07:25You're a Mac!
07:45Okay, Jordan finally bricked around.
07:48Jordan, Jordan, listen, listen.
07:50Don't worry about it.
07:51It's a long season.
07:53You'll find your game.
07:54You're a Mac.
07:54Boy, it's bad.
07:56I mean, unskilled.
07:57Not even raw talent.
07:59I did tell you he's my sister kid, right?
08:01Yeah.
08:02Well, y'all know the story.
08:03You know, she's on crack.
08:06Just take a little time.
08:07He might be a late bloomer.
08:09The room wasn't built overnight.
08:10He might be a computer whiz.
08:13You never know.
08:14He could be president.
08:16He might get a sex change or something.
08:18You know, I'll still be there to support him.
08:20I did tell you he's my sister kid, right?
08:22First Negro president.
08:24You go for it.
08:35Yeah!
08:45Yeah, you son!
08:45Your son is great.
08:46Thank you, baby.
08:48Your son?
08:48What's my son?
08:49I mean, I don't mean no harm, man.
08:51I mean, I'll tell you one thing.
08:52Your son is fearless he takes after his own man just play a little football just a little well
08:58I know one thing that boy probably gonna bring us a championship
09:02Get a trophy for sure well all the kids get trophies just being on the team. They all get choked.
09:07Uh-huh
09:08What a mess is that?
09:10Well, I got my own Mac Hall of Fame only trophy gonna be on that is one year
09:16You have your own Hall of Fame, that's right
09:19I'll just you ain't playing a football to understand. Well, actually I have played a fair amount of organized ball
09:25Well, Pop Warner, Junior High
09:29Don't try a Super Bowl MVP
09:44All right going to a park
09:56Come on
09:57Fearless
10:00Fearless
10:01Championship
10:07Fearless
10:10Fearless
10:12Fearless
10:16Fearless
10:17g
10:18D
10:46Oh, yeah.
10:48What is it good for?
10:51Absolutely nothing.
10:53Oh, yeah.
10:57What is it good for?
10:59Absolutely nothing.
11:01Say it again, y'all.
11:03What is it good for?
11:08Absolutely nothing.
11:09Listen to me.
11:12Please love and understand.
11:15Tell me.
11:16What is it good for?
11:19Say it, say it, say it, say it.
11:23What is it good for?
11:25That's it.
11:29Superstar.
11:29Baby, listen.
11:31Let me tell y'all.
11:32Tell them the story, man, again.
11:34Go ahead, go ahead.
11:35Again?
11:36Bernie, we heard it three times.
11:37I know, sweetheart.
11:38But every time we tell her, we learn something different.
11:40Go ahead, son.
11:41Tell the story.
11:42Tell them how the boy was barreling down at you, man, with the ball coming straight at you.
11:45You know the story.
11:46Tell it.
11:47Listen.
11:47Okay.
11:47So there's a kiss barreling down at me with the ball.
11:50I knew if I didn't do something, he was gonna score.
11:53So I went into action.
11:55Oh, God.
11:55I love this part.
11:56Listen.
11:56So he was coming at me.
11:58And I threw myself at him with all my might.
12:00Oh, baby.
12:01He shot out like a ballistic missile.
12:03I mean, he looked almost like a, a, a, a, a, human torpedo.
12:07Ronnie, stop exactly.
12:08No, no, baby.
12:09I'm not.
12:09I'm serious.
12:10That's what the audience called him, Nessa.
12:12They call him torpedo.
12:13He hit the boy so hard.
12:14I'm telling you, the boy got up.
12:15He was talking in tongues.
12:16Shut up.
12:18I'm not kidding you.
12:19The boy was so dizzy.
12:21He got up.
12:21Where did he go, George?
12:22Where did he go, George?
12:23I'll tell you where he went.
12:24He went all the way into the end zone.
12:26That's where he went.
12:26He fumbled.
12:27No.
12:27Sir.
12:28Sir.
12:29You forced to fumble.
12:30You hit that boy so hard, he dropped the ball.
12:33And one of your teammates came and scooped the ball up and ran in the end zone.
12:38Touchdown!
12:39Yay!
12:42But I didn't get to see it, though, because I was too busy trying to breathe.
12:46And you were what?
12:47Too busy trying to breathe.
12:48Let me tell you something.
12:50Torpedo, it was the greatest thing I ever seen.
12:54Uh, Bernie, why couldn't he breathe?
12:56Um, he's breathing.
12:58He's fine.
12:58He's just got the wind knocked out of him.
13:00That's all.
13:01He has asthma.
13:02Well, then he should be used to not breathing.
13:04You know, the point I'm trying to make you, it's all about fun.
13:07See, they don't understand, son.
13:09They understand.
13:09Uncle Bernie, can you have another piece of cake?
13:12Sir.
13:13Torpedo.
13:13You can have anything you want.
13:15Here.
13:17Go ahead, take my hand.
13:18Oh.
13:20I'm so proud of you, Joy.
13:22Baby, you should have seen that.
13:23I want to get back to the...
13:27The Torpedo!
13:29I knew he had in him.
13:31He's a Mac.
13:32He got that Mac strength.
13:34Maybe I should adopt him legally.
13:38Nah.
13:40I'll wait to see if they won the championship.
13:43Good night, baby.
13:47Honey, I'm worried about Jordan.
13:49He was limping today and I'm scared he's really gonna get hurt.
13:53Wanda, come on now.
13:54You're not becoming one of the overprotective parents afraid to let that kid play football
13:58now, baby.
13:59Come on.
13:59No, Bernie.
14:00I love football.
14:01I grew up with it.
14:03All of my brothers played football, my boyfriends.
14:06In college, I dated an all-state safety.
14:09In fact, we almost got married and...
14:11It's in me, Wanda.
14:12I think Jordan is doing this for you.
14:15He knows you love football.
14:16He's trying to impress you.
14:18He wants your approval even if it hurts him.
14:22Come on, Wanda.
14:23Come on.
14:24Honestly speaking, if I felt that boy was in any kind of harm's way, Wanda, I would pull him.
14:29You promise?
14:32I swear.
14:33And I ain't lying, America.
14:35I would.
14:36And besides, nothing gonna happen.
14:39And even if it did, God forbid, you know, it's not like it's the end of the world.
14:44The boy is young.
14:45He got plenty of time to heal.
14:47And they're doing tremendous things with stem cells these days.
14:53Look, Jordan.
14:54You kind of banged up.
14:56Maybe you need to take it easy tomorrow.
14:58But, Uncle Bernie, I gotta be the torpedo.
15:01If we win tomorrow, we're going to the division finals.
15:04If I get a championship trophy, would you put it up in the Mac Hall of Fame?
15:08Championship trophy?
15:10Boy, are you kidding?
15:12Jordan, that'd be the proudest day of my life.
15:15All right then, torpedo.
15:17You need anything?
15:17Can I get you something like some ice cream?
15:20Oh, no.
15:22Just maybe some ice.
15:23What's wrong, Jordan?
15:25Is it your rib?
15:26Did you crack a rib?
15:30Down!
15:31Set!
15:32Hut!
15:39You got a torpedo!
15:40Yeah, right, baby!
15:42Talk about a knock attack.
15:43Bernie, that looks too violent.
15:45He's gonna get hurt like that.
15:46Oh, my God, please.
15:48You sound impotent.
15:49No, I'm not, baby.
15:50I'm gonna be all right.
15:51He got shoulder pads.
15:52He got a helmet on, knee pads.
15:54Man, would you tell her?
15:57Please.
15:59Come on, you guys.
16:04Now!
16:06Set!
16:07Hut!
16:09Oh, man!
16:12Go!
16:12Go!
16:13Go!
16:15Go!
16:16Go!
16:17Go!
16:17Go!
16:18Go!
16:19Go!
16:20Go!
16:21Go!
16:22All right, baby.
16:23We'll pull him.
16:24Did I hear you correctly, Mr. Mark?
16:26You're pulling the torpedo.
16:28Look, father, I have to, man.
16:30Jordan's getting banged up out there, man.
16:31I gotta pull him and lead for the rest of the game.
16:33I have to.
16:34Mr. Mark, sacrifice is a virtue.
16:37If you recall, Abraham was ready to snuff his old son.
16:41This boy's just your nephew.
16:43Yeah.
16:45Look.
16:46Stay right here.
16:51Pull him.
16:52What are you talking about?
16:53He's fine.
16:53He's cozy.
16:54Pull him.
16:55We need him now.
16:55Pull him.
16:58Jordan!
16:59Come on out.
17:00They're pulling me.
17:02They're pulling me.
17:04You're pulling him.
17:07Be strong, son.
17:09You're a trip.
17:10Torpedo!
17:12Torpedo!
17:13Torpedo!
17:14Torpedo!
17:15Torpedo!
17:15Torpedo!
17:15Torpedo!
17:16Torpedo!
17:16Torpedo!
17:17Torpedo!
17:22Torpedo!
17:25Torpedo!
17:25Torpedo!
17:25Torpedo!
17:26Torpedo!
17:26Torpedo!
17:28Torpedo!
17:28Torpedo!
17:29Torpedo!
17:30Torpedo!
17:31Torpedo!
17:32Torpedo!
17:32Torpedo!
17:35Torpedo!
17:37Torpedo!
17:38Torpedo!
17:40Torpedo!
17:45Torpedo!
17:48Give the people what they want.
17:52What's it going to be, Mr. Mark?
17:55I don't know.
17:57I can't believe you even considering this.
18:00What about the boys' hope?
18:02But it's the championship game.
18:04It is elementary school.
18:06This is Damien.
18:12I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what to do.
18:15I mean, I want him to win the game, but it would kill him if the boy got hurt.
18:22That's not about me.
18:27Put him in.
18:28Lord the torpedo!
18:31All right, all right. Jordan, come on in. Come on, come on.
18:34Come on. Out, John. Out, out, out.
18:35All right, all right, guys.
18:37Listen, they get this extra point, they tie the score and force us into overtime.
18:42Our only hope is to block the kick.
18:44Torpedo.
18:45I'm counting on you.
18:47Ready?
18:48Let's go!
18:49Let's go!
18:51Let's go!
18:52Go!
18:54Watch me!
18:56Watch me!
18:58I got it!
19:00Watch me!
19:01I got it!
19:03Hey!
19:05Oh, my God.
19:08Come on, baby.
19:09I got it.
19:10Get back.
19:11I got it, baby.
19:12I got it, baby.
19:14Jordan, son, son.
19:16You all right?
19:17I want my pebbles.
19:20Your pebbles?
19:21Oh, wow.
19:23That shot.
19:24Right pocket.
19:25Even though it didn't happen to me, I can still feel it.
19:28Guys, you know what I'm talking about.
19:29Just thinking about it make you cringe.
19:32And women, don't give me that.
19:35You don't know what pain is.
19:37We get birth.
19:38Huh.
19:38You go get hit in your pebbles, and you come back and talk to Bernie Mac.
19:42Ugh.
19:43I got to go walk it off.
19:45Excuse me.
19:50Come on, son.
19:51Get up here.
19:52Get up here.
19:53Get up here.
19:53Get up here.
19:55Get up here.
20:02Hey, man.
20:04What you watching?
20:07Yeah?
20:08Look old scrappy do out there.
20:10I like that little dog.
20:14Jordan, let me just cut this off one minute, all right?
20:21Son, I got some bad news to tell you.
20:25Well, Damien lost a championship game today.
20:28Don't feel bad, son.
20:30They would have won if you were there.
20:32So you ought to feel honored.
20:34That's how important the torpedo is to the team.
20:37No, I'm never going to get my trophy.
20:39Yes, you are.
20:41What?
20:42That stupid team trophy?
20:44It doesn't even count, you said.
20:46You said it doesn't even sound worthy of the Mac Hall of Fame.
20:49Oh.
20:50Well, no penultition to what I've been saying.
20:51You know I'm not well.
20:52I say stupid things all the time that hurt people.
20:56And besides, it's not even about a team trophy.
20:59It's a special award from your teammates.
21:02Jordan?
21:06Congratulations.
21:10I'm really proud of you.
21:12Watch me!
21:14Watch me!
21:16I got it!
21:18Watch me!
21:20I got it!
21:23I got something that makes me want to shout.
21:26I got something that tells me what it's all about.
21:31I got soul and I'm super bad.
21:39You want to know your line?
21:40No, I thought it was yours, right?
21:44Yeah, one, two.
21:46Damn!
21:46I thought he was going to mention the trophy.
21:49God damn it, I messed the line.
21:50And did I step on the line when I first came out, too?
21:54Damn.
21:56That's nice.
21:58Hey, that's real nice.
22:00Somebody bust your head, man.
22:04Yeah.
22:05I'mhard you want me to stay there on that time.
22:07Yeah.
22:07Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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