The Bernie Mac Show is a beloved comedy series that showcases Bernie Mac’s unique humor, sharp wit, and unforgettable storytelling 😂🔥 When Bernie and his wife take in his sister’s three children, everyday family life turns into hilarious chaos. Packed with heart, laughs, and life lessons, this sitcom remains a fan favorite and a television classic.
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00:17America, see, being a parent is a 24-hour-a-day job with no pay and no benefits.
00:23I mean, it's relentless, exhausting, time-consuming.
00:27See, that's why when the 25th hour rolls around, you need friends to take you away from it
00:32all.
00:33See, my boys are like my blood.
00:35They're solid, always there for me.
00:37I'm talking about unconditional love as opposed to them kids.
00:41See, they only love me when they want something, bring something, or they're afraid I might
00:46bring something.
00:47See, my boys love me all the time, except on poker night.
00:53I'm telling you, that's true.
00:54I used to do DJs a long time ago, man.
00:55Oh, yeah.
00:56I see that.
00:57There you go.
00:57Hey, man.
00:58I ain't gonna say it, though, man.
00:59Come to papa.
01:01Oh, you know what they say.
01:02It's the last train pulling to this station.
01:05Figures, man.
01:06I mean, you know the rules, dawg.
01:08Game always ends when Bernie's finally up.
01:11Uh-huh.
01:12It's cool.
01:12I gotta get home to my wife and kids, and homeboy's gotta get home to his girlfriend
01:15and kids.
01:16Hey, they ain't my kids.
01:18Watch out.
01:18Watch out.
01:19Hey, Bernie, you know if you wanna keep on playing, man, I'll stick around.
01:22It's cool.
01:23Oh, Kelly, I already took all your money.
01:25Every time!
01:26Hey, the car's gotta be marked, man.
01:28Please, please.
01:29Come on, Daddy.
01:30All the time I've been with it, I'm surprised you ain't learned nothing.
01:33All right, man.
01:33Shit, I'm gonna wake up with the neighbors.
01:35See you tomorrow.
01:37Hey, Kelly.
01:39What's up, man?
01:40Hey, man, I've been working on some material for a new routine.
01:42I wanna run it past you.
01:43Oh, Kelly, that's business.
01:46Why don't we take care of that door in business hours?
01:48I'm kinda late.
01:48I'm tired.
01:49I'm gonna go to bed.
01:50Okay?
01:51All right.
01:52All right, I see you.
01:52Yeah, all right, man.
01:53Okay.
01:54Hey, man.
01:54Yo.
01:55This is Sam for the Son Marathon on TV Land tonight.
01:58What you say?
01:58I'm coming to join you, Elizabeth!
02:00Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, you're gonna wake up the kids.
02:02Man, I'm sorry.
02:05Kelly, what's really wrong with you?
02:07You act like you don't wanna go home, man.
02:09Well, that's kinda the thing, man.
02:12I don't have a home to go home to right now.
02:14What?
02:15Me and Daphne broke up.
02:17Oh, man.
02:18I'm sorry, man.
02:20Why you gonna say that?
02:21We been here all night.
02:22You ain't said a word, man.
02:23We boys.
02:24We tight.
02:25I'd have bought the good scotch.
02:28But, hey, don't worry about it.
02:30We'll talk about it in the morning, okay?
02:32Okay.
02:32Okay.
02:33Go here.
02:33All right.
02:34See you.
02:35Hey.
02:36Would it bother you if I slept in my car in your driveway?
02:39I'd kinda hassle you if you park in the street, man.
02:54Good morning, Lonnie.
02:55Ah!
02:56Woo!
02:58Come on.
03:02Oh, Wanda, baby.
03:03I'm sorry.
03:03I was up with him all last night.
03:05He and me and Daphne broke up.
03:07I don't know. Is he okay?
03:09I don't know. I think he needs to be around friends.
03:13Barney, I appreciate what you're doing,
03:15but just be careful.
03:19You might not want to get in the middle of other people's business.
03:22You know, these things could get messy.
03:25Babe, what are you talking about messy?
03:27Kelly's my boy. You just don't turn your back on your boy.
03:30This is the worst I ever seen him.
03:31I mean, last night he actually cried in front of me.
03:37America, there's only three reasons to cry in front of your boys.
03:41The Bears lose the Super Bowl,
03:42you put your dog to sleep,
03:44and the kids leave home.
03:46And that's tears of joy.
03:49Where's Kelly?
03:50He's still sleeping.
03:52Still?
03:54He's been sleeping all day.
03:55And mostly yesterday, too.
03:58I'm hungry.
04:00Baby, I'm going to go see if you want to join us, okay?
04:02Okay.
04:04Oh, that mercy smell ripe over here.
04:07Come on. I'm not on my feet.
04:08Kelly, Kelly, get up. Rise and shine.
04:10Let's go. You've been sleeping for two days.
04:12Come on. You're almost ready.
04:15I'm not hungry, man.
04:16I don't care if you ain't hungry, Kelly.
04:18You need your nutrients, man.
04:19Look at your oil pale and everything.
04:20Now, come on. Get up.
04:22Come on. Get up.
04:25Wait, hold on. Hold on. Where you going, Kelly?
04:28I'm going to take a leave.
04:29You can't be walking around here in no tight end.
04:31Why? I got kids out here.
04:46Kelly, what's wrong, man?
04:48I could get you something else if you don't like veal.
04:50Well, Daphne refuses to eat veal.
04:53And they've said her the way they treat the baby cows.
04:56She's so sensitive.
04:57Baby cows?
04:59I don't want to eat baby cows.
05:01Oh, Kelly, do you know how hard it is to get these kids to eat?
05:06Who's Daphne anyways?
05:08That's none of your business, baby.
05:09No, no, no.
05:10It's all right.
05:11She's my girlfriend.
05:14Well, it was.
05:16We broke up.
05:19You got dumped, huh?
05:22Yeah, he shut up while I stab you in the throat.
05:25Now, you go to your room.
05:26No, it's all right, Bernie.
05:26Let the boys stay.
05:27I'll explain it to them.
05:31Jordan, sometimes two people just grow apart.
05:34But that's okay.
05:36Because I'm a man.
05:39The book is closed.
05:40The chapter is over.
05:41I'm done.
05:42I'm not moving on.
05:44Woo-hoo!
05:49Okay, I feel better.
05:50I feel good.
05:51Okay.
05:52You know, let's talk about somebody else.
05:54How about you kids?
05:56What do you like to do?
05:57I like to watch TV.
06:02Daphne has my TV.
06:05Uncle Bernie, you can send me to my room now.
06:08Yeah, we all going to go.
06:08Come on, come on.
06:12I know he got bombs.
06:25I'm sorry, America.
06:26I didn't have the heart to tell him to wait outside while you and I, we talk.
06:29But I got to be honest with you.
06:31He's a little pathetic.
06:32I'm embarrassed for my friend.
06:33He's become a shell of himself.
06:35I'm not sure what to do.
06:36Get him back!
06:38No!
06:38Can you kids keep it down out there?
06:40I'm talking!
06:41Damn, kids.
06:44Wait a minute.
06:47I think I got it.
06:48But we don't want to.
06:50Come on, game.
06:51Be a sport.
06:52Jordan, show him that magic trick.
06:53Or do that thing you do with your high-lid.
06:55Flip him over or something.
06:56And baby girl, wear your barber down.
06:58The man need cheer now.
06:59Help me out.
07:00But he scares me.
07:01He eats baby cows.
07:04And he pees with the door open.
07:06Listen, for once in your life, think about somebody beside yourself, young, grateful urchins.
07:10Now I want you to go over there and show some love.
07:12Get him.
07:16I said get out!
07:17But baby, please.
07:19No buts.
07:20You make me sick.
07:22I need a man, not a child.
07:24So leave!
07:27Take your stupid clothes and your stupid comic books and leave!
07:33They're not stupid comic books.
07:35They're collector's items.
07:37And I love you.
07:38I don't care.
07:40I only love myself.
07:42And I'm too selfish to consider your needs.
07:45I don't want to be alone.
07:47Don't do this to me.
07:49Get used to it!
07:51And stop driving by my house!
07:56I don't know what to do, America.
07:58I can't ask him to leave.
08:00But Kelly's making this house very uncomfortable for everybody.
08:04I'm sorry you got to see this.
08:07Kelly.
08:08Kelly.
08:09Come here.
08:10Pull yourself together, man.
08:13I don't know what to do.
08:15I don't know what to do, huh?
08:16What if I'm on you starting like a man?
08:17Shut up!
08:25Tough love.
08:30What?
08:38What's happening, party people?
08:39Oh, look at here, baby.
08:41My man done showered.
08:43Hey, Bernie.
08:44I want to thank you, man.
08:46Our little conversation really smacked me back into reality.
08:48Know what I mean?
08:49Hey, man.
08:50We're boys.
08:51I don't know what I was tripping on.
08:52Why was I tripping?
08:53Let's move on.
08:54So I was thinking,
08:56maybe I can take the kids to Royal Burger,
08:57you know, make it up to them.
09:01Kelly, I don't know.
09:04You and the kids actually didn't click, baby.
09:08Royal Burger!
09:09Royal Burger!
09:10Royal Burger!
09:11Royal Burger!
09:12Royal Burger!
09:13Yeah, I think it'll be all right.
09:17All right, my man.
09:18Go and have some fun.
09:20Appreciate that.
09:20Hey, you need something?
09:21No, no, no.
09:22I got this.
09:23Come on, y'all.
09:23Let's go!
09:28I'll run the bat.
09:29I'll get the one.
09:37Hey, what's cereal in this cereal?
09:39I like to mix them.
09:41Do mine, do mine.
09:42Yes, ma'am.
09:43Yes, ma'am.
09:44Skip chewing, go straight to Swallow.
09:45I got a business meeting I can't be late.
09:47Hey, you know what, Bernie?
09:48What's that?
09:49You go ahead, man.
09:49I'll take him to school.
09:50What?
09:51And you know what?
09:51If you have any errands you want me to run,
09:53I'll take care of that, too.
09:54I ain't got nothing but time, man.
09:55You're kidding me, man.
09:56Come on.
09:56I got a list right there.
09:57Yeah.
09:58OK, cool.
09:59I got that.
10:00Thank you, ma'am.
10:01Yeah, ma'am.
10:01Hey, hey, can I pick him up from school, too?
10:03Let's stop there.
10:05Do I see Matty and the Deep Blue Sea today?
10:07Oh, do-do-do.
10:09Please let me take him to see that.
10:11Japanimation is dope.
10:13Wow, ma'am.
10:14I mean, I don't know what to say, Kelly.
10:16The last thing I want to do is sit at a three-hour movie
10:18and watch some single jellyfish, you know?
10:20I got you, man.
10:21Kelly, man, thank you, man.
10:22Not a problem.
10:25You be good.
10:27Yes, this is Bernie Mac, and I need a tea time.
10:31Oh, that's fine.
10:45Hey, man.
10:46Hey.
10:47Thanks for letting me crash here, man.
10:48What?
10:49What you talking about?
10:50You leaving already?
10:51Well, you know, I feel a little weird staying here, man.
10:53What you mean, weird, Kelly?
10:55Come on, man.
10:55I haven't been at my best.
10:56I cried like a little girl in front of your little girl.
10:59That was a personal low.
11:01Oh, man.
11:01I thought you said your personal low was going to say a jellyfish
11:03movie.
11:03Oh, you're a funny guy.
11:04Ain't no way.
11:05Uh-uh.
11:05I'm not going to hear him.
11:06In discussion, you staying right here.
11:08Uh-uh.
11:08Thanks, man.
11:09Thanks.
11:09No, man.
11:10No problem.
11:10Look here.
11:11I want to talk to you about a little something, man.
11:13Yeah?
11:13You know I got this monologue you were talking to, Sean, Sean?
11:16No, thank you.
11:17And you can stay as long as you like.
11:20I mean, Bernie Mac has tapped back into the life force, if you
11:23know what I'm saying.
11:24I didn't know that Kelly was such a good living in.
11:27I mean, man, house guests.
11:30I mean, he's really good with them kids, too.
11:34I wonder if he does windows or clean toilets.
11:39Well, he built it like he used to pick cotton.
11:53And then they kissed, and the handsome prince and the beautiful princess lived happily ever
12:00after.
12:01Well, okay, y'all.
12:02That's it.
12:03Y'all got to go to sleep now, okay?
12:04Can you read one more, please?
12:07Okay.
12:08One more.
12:09All right.
12:10One more.
12:13That was so cute.
12:16Yeah.
12:17I bet it won't be cute when they can't get up in the morning.
12:20Bet you that.
12:21What are you talking about?
12:22I'm talking about Kelly.
12:23He don't know what he's doing, Wanda.
12:26You got to cut those kids off.
12:27You got to put your foot down.
12:28Those kids are going to have him reading all night.
12:30Watch.
12:31Well, it seemed like they were enjoying it.
12:33Yeah, right.
12:34Yeah, they were enjoying it.
12:36Could get to stay up later.
12:37But they enjoyed me out of one story.
12:40One.
12:41Do you know why, Wanda?
12:42Because I do divorces.
12:43I draw divorces.
12:45You don't do divorces.
12:46I do divorces.
12:48You better do divorces.
12:49I do divorces.
12:50Bernie, if I didn't know any better, I would say you were jealous.
12:54Jealous?
12:54I'm not jealous, America.
12:56I got nothing against Kelly.
12:58If he wants to read a baby girl, let him read to her.
13:00He just created more work for me in the morning, that's all.
13:06Feeding the baby girl, something I always did, though.
13:10She likes it when I do divorces.
13:13Feeding for her children.
13:15Feeding for her.
13:18She really likes it.
13:22When I do divorces.
13:35Oh, Lord.
13:37Troy!
13:37There you are, son.
13:39Coughing like a hyena.
13:40Let me get your medicine for you.
13:42That's OK, Bernie.
13:43I've got it covered.
13:46Kelly.
13:47You better let me do this.
13:49Okay.
13:50Here, son, take this right quick.
13:52Here, just a little bit.
13:55Take it.
13:56Good boy.
13:58Go down real smooth.
13:59Make you feel better, and I want you to go back to bed, okay?
14:03Thanks.
14:04Good night, Uncle Kelly.
14:05Night, little man.
14:11You know, Kelly, you really got to be careful with this.
14:15Really.
14:17Why, you know, Bernie, I wasn't trying to step on your toes, man.
14:20You know, I was awake, I heard him cough, and I don't want you to have to get up.
14:24Kelly, this is prescription medication.
14:28It's not any cough drops.
14:30You got to make sure he get the proper dosage.
14:32You really got to be careful with this.
14:37America, is it just me?
14:39Well, it's Kelly being a little presumptuous.
14:41He seems to be dipping in my business.
14:43And I don't think I'm being paranoid.
14:47Now, hold on.
14:49I don't remember smoking that cigar in my chair.
14:53That's not my ass, Brent.
14:56Was Kelly talking to you all, America?
14:58See, only I talked to you.
15:00Who house does he think this is?
15:02This is Bernie Mac's house.
15:04Hey, you know what?
15:05I'm not mad at you, nah.
15:07I'm just disappointed in you, America.
15:09I thought me and you all was tight.
15:16Remember I told you it was funky in here, America?
15:19Well, it stinks now.
15:21There are little alliances forming all around here, and I don't like it.
15:24I don't know what my role is anymore.
15:26I mean, I don't know how those kids see me.
15:30Who am I and what am I to them?
15:33You're who you've always been.
15:35The enemy.
15:36The Incredible Hulk.
15:38Bigfoot.
15:39The guy who terrorizes me.
15:41A big fat pain in the...
15:43Hey, hey, hey.
15:44I know who you are.
15:45You're Uncle Bernie.
15:47Oh, thanks, baby girl.
15:49Uncle Bernie poo-poo head.
15:54They see me as the bad cop.
15:56Kelly the good cop.
15:58Well, fine.
15:59See, I can't afford to be nice.
16:01I got responsibility raising those kids.
16:03Teaching them right for wrong.
16:05Am I to blame for being more of a tool?
16:07More of a dog?
16:09See, I could be the good cop, too.
16:11But every time I try, Kelly's always in the way.
16:14Cop blocking me.
16:19Man, he doesn't have anything good.
16:21All these are ancient.
16:23Here, why don't you spin this?
16:27Hey, you like outcast?
16:28Yep.
16:38Hey, hey, Kelly.
16:40You talking about that monologue I was telling you about?
16:42Uh, you know, not yet, man.
16:43I was planning on doing that a little bit later.
16:45You know what?
16:46I'm really kind of worried about it.
16:48If you can, you know.
16:51Yeah, I can do that.
16:52Man, thanks, man.
16:54Yeah, no problem.
16:55All right.
16:58Bad Gavin.
17:00I'll play what you want to play.
17:02That's all right.
17:05Oh, man, that was dirty.
17:08I shouldn't have done that.
17:10Yes, I should have.
17:11I don't know.
17:13America Bernie Mac is torn.
17:14Kelly's my boy, and I'm cheating like a little flunky.
17:17Oh, Bernie, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
17:21Uncle Kelly!
17:23Uncle Kelly?
17:25Ain't no Uncle Kelly's Uncle Bernie.
17:27I'm talking about Uncle Kelly.
17:29Uncle Kelly, I grew up.
17:30Can you help me clean it?
17:32You surprised me to clean Uncle Kelly?
17:38What?
17:40Hey, why y'all in here watching TV?
17:42I thought you all supposed to be doing your homework.
17:44We're watching PBS.
17:45It's educational.
17:46What?
17:47Hey, who's up for a movie?
17:49Yeah, I love movies!
18:00See what I got to deal with, America?
18:02Of course the kid's like Kelly.
18:04He's one of them.
18:05He doesn't care if they do their homework.
18:07Let's go to the movie, he says.
18:09He panders to them.
18:10That's what he does.
18:11He gives them toys to play with.
18:13Why, it could be fun.
18:15Uncle Bernie could be a fun uncle.
18:22Hey, kid!
18:24Uncle Bernie's home!
18:25Wanna have some fun?
18:27Come on out!
18:30Yeah, kid!
18:33Hey, Nessa!
18:35I got some of my tea!
18:38I got some of my tea!
19:02Hey, Kelly.
19:03What you doing taking people care
19:05without their permission?
19:06What the heck you thinking, man?
19:07Hey, what's going on, man?
19:09I thought we were boys.
19:10Yeah, I thought we were boys, Kelly.
19:11What you trying to say, Bernie?
19:13What I'm trying to say, Kelly,
19:14is going to be a discrepancy, okay?
19:15What kind of discrepancy is you talking about?
19:17Um, have you guys seen Brianna?
19:20I thought she was with you.
19:23She was standing right here a second ago, man.
19:26Look, you all go that way.
19:28Come on.
19:54Hey, Nessa, what's your name?
19:58Brianna!
19:59It's okay, man.
20:00She's away.
20:01It's okay, Brianna.
20:03Your Uncle Kelly is here.
20:04Come on.
20:04Baby girl!
20:05Uncle Bernie!
20:07Hey, hey, hey.
20:09It's all right.
20:09It's all right.
20:10Uncle Bernie is here now.
20:12You want to play some more games?
20:15You want to go home?
20:18What's you?
20:21Look, America, if those kids want my man, Kelly, to be their fun uncle, that's fine with me.
20:27You'll be there for all the fun and games, because I'll be there for everything else.
20:31So it's not important that I be those kids' friend.
20:34So my job is to be their parent and let them know that I'm there for them always.
20:39And you know what else, America?
20:41As important as it is to be those kids' parents, you got to be your friend friend, too.
20:48Oh, hey.
20:49Hey, Cal.
20:50I want to say something to you.
20:52First of all, I want to say I'm sorry.
20:53And I know I've been acting a bit of an ass, man.
20:56And you know what?
20:57You're my friend.
20:59More important, you're like my blood.
21:02It means a lot to me, Bernie.
21:04You know I love you, man.
21:06I love you, too, man.
21:07I'm sorry, Cal.
21:08It's all good, man.
21:09Hey, I know I stayed here a little bit longer than I planned.
21:12No, no, no, no, no.
21:13But it's cool.
21:14You ain't got to sweat it.
21:15I found a place.
21:16Oh, you did, huh?
21:16Yeah, I'm moving on Monday.
21:18Wait, look here, Cal.
21:19You can stay here until Monday.
21:20Nah, it's okay.
21:21You got the kids and everything.
21:22Plus, I need to be able to stay someplace where I can be a slob and walk around in my
21:26drawers.
21:26Hey, y'all packed off?
21:30Yeah.
21:31Let's go.
21:38Look, look, look.
21:40Look at me.
21:41Stupid game.
21:45Oh, this is a good game, huh?
21:50Yeah, let the kids see me now.
21:52Look at me now, kids.
21:57Willow.
21:59This game don't make no doggone sin of us.
22:06I'm a man.
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