The Bernie Mac Show is a beloved comedy series that showcases Bernie Mac’s unique humor, sharp wit, and unforgettable storytelling 😂🔥 When Bernie and his wife take in his sister’s three children, everyday family life turns into hilarious chaos. Packed with heart, laughs, and life lessons, this sitcom remains a fan favorite and a television classic.
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00:00Who you with?
00:16I'm gonna get you, Brianna.
00:19Come and get it.
00:20Yippee-ki-yay!
00:25Brianna, get off of your brother!
00:27Ow.
00:28What has gotten into you two?
00:29You're supposed to be doing your homework.
00:31Amber!
00:37Oh, oh, oh, hey, Dave.
00:40My bad, Wanda.
00:41I thought you were on that team.
00:42Do I look like I'm on that?
00:43Hey, hey, I don't know.
00:45Put that down.
00:46Okay, you know what?
00:47I want this place cleaned up now.
00:50America, see, they say as you get older, you lose patience.
00:53And that's what's happening with my baby Wanda.
00:55But see, she's not mad at me or the kids.
00:58This baby girl's daddy, Brian.
01:00He's always working her reserve.
01:03See, Brian's the kind of person that you gotta take in small doses.
01:07And let's just say that my baby Wanda, she's ODing.
01:11But the good news is her birthday is coming up.
01:14And she's gonna get the best gift of all.
01:17A quiet, peaceful evening with just me and the family.
01:21Ooh!
01:22It gets on my...
01:23Ooh!
01:23And Brian's not invited.
01:26Uh, hey, Wanda, where do you guys keep the vacuum?
01:30There'll be the hall closet.
01:32Okay, cool, got it.
01:33Sorry to bother you.
01:52Oh!
01:53Oh, yeah.
01:54Hall closet.
01:55My bad.
01:56Sorry about that.
02:00I'm okay!
02:02Is this the only vacuum you guys had?
02:12You still here?
02:14I thought you had to go to work.
02:15Hey, don't worry about me.
02:16I'm gonna have Tyrone clock me in.
02:21Who's in town?
02:22Mommy!
02:24Mommy!
02:28Well, happy birthday, old lady.
02:29Uh, 29 again.
02:31Feel like the first time.
02:32Oh, yes, of course.
02:33Of course.
02:33I missed you.
02:34I missed you, too.
02:36Mommy's gonna kill you.
02:37You cut your hair.
02:38Oh, I know.
02:39It's...
02:39Oh, uh...
02:40Hey.
02:41Uh, Brian, this is my little sister Valerie.
02:43She's in town for my birthday.
02:45Hey, hey.
02:45I'm Brianna's dad.
02:47Uh, don't I make this?
02:48You're beautiful babies.
02:49Whatever.
02:50Uh, are you hungry?
02:51Oh, my God, yes.
02:52I have some appetizers in the kitchen.
02:53Oh, I have some...
02:54Hey, hey, hey.
02:55Your brother's gotta eat now.
02:56You know what?
02:56I'll just have Tyrone clock me out for lunch.
02:58Uh, get the bag, Belvedere.
02:59Thanks.
02:59I also have that bottle of wine that we love from Matt.
03:02Come on.
03:03I've had that for the last eight years from him.
03:06So, Val, how long you in town, girl?
03:09Why, you trying to get rid of me already?
03:11I'm not trying to get rid of her, America.
03:13I'm just trying to be prepared.
03:14You see, ever since they were little, Wanda's been the protective big sister.
03:19And Valerie's been the spoiled little sister.
03:21But this is my baby Wanda's special day.
03:24And I have to make sure Valerie doesn't steal her spotlight, if you know what I mean.
03:28Okay, technically, he wasn't my man.
03:31But, I mean, it's cool for what it was.
03:33You know, it's all about the sex right now anyway.
03:36What?
03:36Hey, hey.
03:37More wine for you.
03:40Mmm.
03:41Don't disrespect my sister.
03:42You don't even know her.
03:43See what I'm talking about, America?
03:46Wanda always protects her little sister about it, right or wrong.
03:49The last thing you want to do is come between something.
03:52You know, is it always like that with Sister Serena?
03:54Absolutely.
03:55That's how it is with me and Venus.
03:56I don't let nothing come between us.
03:58Oh, you're just saying that because the camera there, man.
04:00The whole world saw you whoop on your sister's ass at the French Open.
04:03What you talking about my sister like that for?
04:05She talking about I ain't nobody said nothing.
04:06I didn't whoop her.
04:08She taught me everything I know.
04:09You know what?
04:10I can't believe you're going to invite me here just to criticize my sister like that.
04:14It ain't even going down like that.
04:16Mm-mm.
04:16Not tonight.
04:17You know what?
04:18I ought to get up and kick your ass right now for that.
04:20Come on.
04:20Come on now.
04:21Come on now.
04:21Shoot.
04:22Don't play.
04:23Don't play because I don't play.
04:24I'm from Compton, Barney.
04:25Don't play.
04:26Sure, Compton got grass.
04:28What you talking about?
04:28You ain't from nowhere.
04:33So, um, what are your plans for your birthday?
04:40I said, uh, what are your plans for your birthday?
04:43You know, they say that a hearing is the first thing to go.
04:46Cute.
04:48You know, I'm just thinking of, you know, maybe just having a quiet dinner with my family.
04:54That's it?
04:55Mm-hmm.
04:55I mean, don't you do that every night?
04:59I'm just saying it's your birthday, but that's what I want to do.
05:03No, it's not.
05:04No.
05:05You want to have a skate party?
05:07I do?
05:08Mm-hmm.
05:08Mm-hmm.
05:09Did you see that, America?
05:11I didn't want to give my baby Wanda a skating party because Valerie wants one.
05:15See, she know my baby Wanda can't skate.
05:17She got the coordination of a bumblebee.
05:19Oh, we could have, like, a 70s theme.
05:22Oh, it'll be just like when we were young.
05:25Well, when you were young, I mean, I still am, so.
05:28That's getting old.
05:29Oh, like you.
05:31At least I married.
05:33Anyway, um, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
05:36You know what?
05:36That's not a lot of time to get a party.
05:38I don't think I can pull it together.
05:39I know.
05:40I can do it.
05:40I mean, you don't even have to lift a finger.
05:44Wow, I haven't skated in years.
05:46Girl, me neither.
05:47And I'm telling you, I would look so good on some skates.
05:51We.
05:52Both of us.
05:52That's what I meant.
05:53We would both look good.
05:54Mm-hmm.
05:55Skates.
05:56See, it's starting already.
05:59Valerie's making this all about her.
06:01Now, the question is, America, do I say something bad about Valerie and make Wanda mad at me?
06:06Or do I let Valerie ruin my baby's day and have Wanda take it out on me?
06:11What do you think, baby?
06:13Oh, you lost me.
06:14I don't care.
06:14Either way.
06:17I used to love skating.
06:20Me too.
06:21You know, you trippin' crazy.
06:23You trippin' real bad.
06:24You know?
06:25You trippin' real bad.
06:32We're ready!
06:34Chillax!
06:35I'm coming!
06:36Hey!
06:45Nope!
06:47Oh!
06:48Oh!
06:54That's funny.
06:56Come on, come on, come on, come on!
06:58From the looks of that, I play through the pain.
07:01But I guess I just don't like letting people down.
07:03Especially my family, but...
07:05That's you.
07:08That's too cold.
07:11I told them to go get Venice.
07:30Hey, hey, hey!
07:32Ooh, girl, people can't even get in. It must be packed inside.
07:37No, it's closed.
07:39There's police tape on the front door.
07:41What?
07:43Oh, Val, this is a disaster.
07:45No, no, you know what?
07:47It's okay.
07:47We'll, um...
07:48We'll just go somewhere else.
07:49Dressed like this?
07:50I don't think so.
07:51So there's no party?
07:53But we got all dressed up.
07:57Everyone, you look great.
07:59But I'm so sorry to say the party's not happening.
08:06Sorry.
08:08You see that, Serena?
08:09She won my baby's party.
08:10I gotta go...
08:11Oh!
08:12Oh!
08:13Oh!
08:13Oh!
08:14Are you all right?
08:15Oh!
08:15Oh!
08:16Oh!
08:17Oh!
08:17Oh!
08:18Oh!
08:20Oh!
08:24Oh!
08:25Oh!
08:26Oh!
08:26Oh, shoot!
08:28Playing games with me.
08:32Pretending to be hurt.
08:33You don't know what pain is.
08:35Oh!
08:36Oh!
08:37Oh!
08:38Oh!
08:38Oh!
08:38Oh!
08:38Oh!
08:48Oh! Oh!
08:54Oh!
09:06Oh!
09:07Oh!
09:08Oh!
09:10Oh!
09:12Oh!
09:13Oh!
09:13We'll try, and you too will be so
09:16It's called a freak
09:18They're doing it not today
09:21And now
09:22We'll show you the way
09:23Oh, freak out
09:26Yes, freak, it's a sheep
09:28Freak out
09:33All that pressure
09:35Got you down
09:37Has a hit
09:38Spinning all around
09:41Feel the river
09:43Check the line
09:46Hey! Hey, Alwanda
09:48It looks like you're having a really good time
09:50Yeah, I guess I am, you know
09:52Who would have thought having a party
09:54In the parking lot would be fun
09:56Good, I am glad
09:58I'm leaving
10:00What?
10:01It's fine if you don't want to hang out with us
10:03Oh, folks
10:05I get it, go home
10:07Thank you, happy birthday
10:12You go straight home
10:20Oh, Vanessa
10:20Bring me back some food I haven't eaten all day
10:23I'm not coming back
10:24Then take me with you
10:25I don't think so
10:27Peace out
10:37Look at him over there
10:38Trying to make everything good
10:41Why do we hate him again?
10:43Wait a minute
10:44I know that look
10:46You're not interested in him, are you?
10:49Well, I mean, I'm not
10:50Not interested
10:51He's the life of the party
10:53Just like me
10:55We should hook up
10:56Oh, no
10:57That's not a good idea
10:58Why? What do you got?
11:00That's fine
11:01Oh
11:01It's just that
11:02He is the most irresponsible person in the world
11:05And you know what having him around?
11:06It's like having four kids
11:08Oh, so you're saying he's fun
11:10Like a big kid
11:14No, I'm saying that he has a big kid
11:16That he just met
11:17And between me and you
11:19Bernie done floated in some cash
11:20And I don't expect to see it again
11:23Oh, mm-mm
11:24Or you know I hate that type
11:26And you know I can't stand it
11:28Wow
11:29She laid it down, didn't she?
11:31Doggone right
11:31My baby is a straight shooter
11:33What, you want your sister to be a straight shooter?
11:35You tell you everything?
11:36Well, that's not a problem with us
11:37Because we, you know
11:38We tell each other everything
11:39That's right
11:41Oh
11:43That's her right now
11:44You mind if I get this?
11:45Hey, V
11:46What's going on?
11:47Yeah, I'm just out here
11:48Hanging with Bernie Mac
11:49You know, talking to America
11:51No, I told you about it
11:54I could have sworn I told you
11:55Hey, you hung out with me more often
11:57Maybe you be here too
11:58Talking to America
11:59Girl, I know you love Bernie Mac
12:00But I could have sworn I told you
12:02Well, if I didn't tell you
12:03I know I told Mom to tell you
12:05Look, Venice
12:06I don't have time for this
12:07We got to talk about this later on on TV
12:10Thanks, Ray
12:10Oh, yeah, yeah, we're cool
12:19Oh, hey
12:20Hey, Dan
12:21You got anything to eat?
12:22Nothing
12:23Oh, you got nothing?
12:24Not even a mint?
12:25Sorry
12:30Let's see
12:32Freak out
12:36Excuse me
12:37Excuse me
12:38Excuse me
12:39What?
12:39You got anything to eat?
12:40Take this
12:41I can't eat money
12:43Oh, is that a candy bar?
12:45Hey, boxy lady
12:48What you doing to me by yourself?
12:50Hiding from you
12:54Okay, that's cool
12:55Uh, bring me back a diet soda too
12:58All right
13:00Oh, I'm about to go play with Sleeping Beauty
13:02Hey, hey, hold up, Cinderella
13:04Down, down, down
13:06Down, down
13:09Down, down
13:11Down, down
13:13Down, down
13:14Down, down
13:14That's cool tonight
13:16Down, down
13:17Share the spice of life
13:19I gotta get this
13:21Let me eat
13:24Hey, Brian
13:25Oh, hey, hey
13:27You having fun, birthday girl?
13:28I am
13:29My parties turned out to be pretty live
13:32And I owe it all to you
13:33Thank you
13:34You know, I am the lovable big B, baby
13:36Hey, hey
13:38Plus, I got your back
13:40Yeah, I got your back too
13:43Really?
13:44No
13:45Just kidding
13:46Hey, hey
13:47Do you think you could do a brother a favor?
13:49Yeah
13:49Put in the good word for me
13:51With your baby sister
13:55Put your hands down
13:56Look, look, look
13:56You don't know where them balloons came from
13:57Just tell them
13:58No, keep them
14:00Oh, here we go
14:02Here comes the 5-0
14:04Jordan?
14:05I'm not afraid of the man
14:06What do they gotta do?
14:08Tase me?
14:09I'm not the kid
14:11Uh, excuse me, officer
14:12Is there a problem?
14:13Sorry, folks
14:14You're on private property
14:16It looks like you're having a good time
14:18But you gotta go
14:18Officer
14:20The party was just ending
14:22Guys
14:22I've had a wonderful party
14:25I just would like to get home to my husband
14:28Spend the rest of my birthday with him
14:29You guys hear that?
14:30Wanda said after party at her place
14:33Let's go party with the Mac man
14:42Sweetheart, I am so sorry
14:43I really, really want to be there for you
14:46To make sure you got everything you want on your birthday
14:49How'd it go?
14:50Well
14:52It was a disaster
14:54That's until Brian kind of saved the day
14:57You know, he really kind of came through for me
14:59You know, I think I might have misjudged him
15:01No, you didn't
15:03Anyway, where your sister Valerie at?
15:04What's she at now?
15:07Entertaining some guests that she invited home
15:12Hey, baby, you better get on out there
15:14Go on
15:15I know
15:16Go on, baby
15:20Hurry up, baby
15:27Oh, did you talk with Val yet?
15:29Am I in there?
15:30Oh, Val
15:31Oh, you know what?
15:32I looked for her and she wasn't there
15:34There she is right there
15:35Oh, yeah, she
15:37Brian
15:39Can I be honest with you?
15:42Sure
15:42I love Val
15:45She has yet to find herself
15:47And she has great potential
15:49And she just doesn't focus on one thing
15:52But when she does
15:53Wow
15:53She gonna be great
15:56I just don't think that this is the right time for
16:00Her and you
16:06I think it is time for me to be getting to work
16:12So, no, it's cool
16:14Thank you
16:15I'll just say good night to Brianna
16:26Yo, excuse me, dog
16:34Hey, who loves you, baby?
16:37Daddy
16:37And who's gonna love you more than daddy?
16:40Nobody
16:41That's right
16:43Hey
16:44You don't let these grown-ups keep you up late tonight, okay?
16:47If you have to
16:48Sleep with your headphones on
16:50Okay
16:52Good night, daddy
16:53Good night, princess
16:57Hey, Mr. Daddy
16:59Oh
17:00That was, uh
17:01That was really sweet
17:02You know, you're a great father
17:03Thanks
17:04Yeah, I mean
17:05I never would have guessed that you guys only met a couple months ago
17:10How did you even know about that?
17:13Oh, Wanda told me
17:14Back at the parking lot
17:15She told you that?
17:17Yeah, I mean
17:18I
17:19I kind of asked about you
17:21Because, you know
17:21You were the life of the party and everything
17:23And I thought maybe
17:24Wait, wait, wait, wait
17:25Hold on, hold on
17:26You asked about me?
17:29Hey, what's going on here?
17:30What else did she say?
17:45Who is she to be butting in our business anyway?
17:48I don't know
17:48I mean, we might be perfect for each other
17:50Who knows?
17:51You might like onion rings and brown Kool-Aid
17:54Shut up
17:55What you know about brown Kool-Aid?
17:57Purple and orange, baby
17:59Dude, you better stop
18:00Oh, you know
18:00It's so good
18:01With a little slice of cantaloupe you put in there
18:03Oh, my gosh
18:04Sometimes you can put watermelon, too, though
18:11Everybody
18:12Your coats are here when you're ready
18:20This one looks like yours
18:24You don't even know how to make pasta
18:26You know
18:26What do you know, okay?
18:28All you have is a GED
18:29Wanda told you that, too?
18:31She didn't have to
18:34I'd like to see you get your GED at 29
18:36Like you still remember how to do fractions
18:4029, huh?
18:41Mm-hmm
18:42And I know you're lying about your age
18:45Wanda!
18:50All right
18:52Wanda, I need to talk
18:55Come on
18:55Everybody enjoy the cake
19:00You
19:01Look, Wanda
19:03How can you say all those things about me to Val, huh?
19:05What?
19:06Is that how you really feel about me?
19:08Because the way that you and Bernie opened up your home to me
19:10I was kind of thinking that we were family
19:14I never knew that I was such a big old burden
19:17Brian, I'm sorry
19:19You are family
19:25Thank you
19:28And since I'm family
19:30We need to talk about our sister
19:32Oh, well, hold on now
19:33Because Val and I have each other's back
19:35Except for when she threw you that skating party that you didn't want
19:39And brought all these people back to your house
19:41That you didn't ask for
19:43That's Val
19:44Yeah
19:44Here she goes
19:46Hey, big sis
19:47I'm gonna go ahead and take the cover off the pool
19:49Uh, sweetie
19:50I don't think that's a good idea
19:51Oh, no, no
19:52Don't worry about it
19:53It's heated, right?
19:54Your sister said no, Val
19:55You know
19:56I don't think I was talking to you
19:59I was talking to you
20:01Okay
20:02Why is he still here?
20:03Okay
20:04I mean, this is supposed to be a party for friends and family
20:07Brian is family
20:10And, sweetie
20:10The party's over
20:12But I was
20:12No, no, no
20:13No, buts
20:13You heard her
20:15All right
20:17I got your back
20:22America
20:23Look like my baby Juan has a new understanding with her sister and her new brother
20:30Whatever
20:34There you go
20:35But you gotta go, too
20:38Only because I want to spend a little time with my husband
20:41It's still my birthday
20:42No, I got you
20:44I got you
20:45Okay
20:45Can you clear the house for me?
20:47No, I got you
20:48I got you
20:48Uh, excuse me
20:49Uh, y'all ain't got to go home
20:51But you got to get the hell up out of here
20:56Bernie
21:09America, look like I got to play through the pain
21:12Come in here, baby
21:16Try something new
21:17Go, go, go, go
21:20Hey, hey, get the hell out of here
21:40You know, hey, hey, hey
21:57You