The Bernie Mac Show is a beloved comedy series that showcases Bernie Mac’s unique humor, sharp wit, and unforgettable storytelling 😂🔥 When Bernie and his wife take in his sister’s three children, everyday family life turns into hilarious chaos. Packed with heart, laughs, and life lessons, this sitcom remains a fan favorite and a television classic.
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00:17Don't try to adjust your set, America, it's the sweater.
00:21See, my baby parents, they're coming to visit.
00:23Her mama made this little weak sweater for me,
00:26and it makes her happy just to see me in it,
00:28so here I am.
00:30Now, see, my baby Wanda, she adores her parents.
00:32She dopes on them.
00:34Me?
00:35Well, in the past, I always made sure I was on the road
00:38when they came to visit,
00:39because they was always picking on me,
00:41making little comments, judging me,
00:43saying I wasn't no good for them.
00:44You know how in-laws do.
00:46But see, now I can't leave.
00:48Someone's got to be here with those doggone kids.
00:51My kids.
00:53Wanda's kids.
00:54Damn kids.
00:56Making me spend a whole week in hell.
00:58All right, they're here.
01:00I'm coming, baby.
01:03The sweater's not just ugly.
01:05It's itchy, too.
01:07What, you want to know what it's made of?
01:09I say it's made of mosquitoes.
01:11Excuse me, America.
01:12This is some bull.
01:15Oh, there he is.
01:16You come over here and get your mother-in-law some sugar.
01:19Yes, ma'am.
01:19Oh.
01:21Hey, Mom.
01:22Hey, baby.
01:23Hey, I mean, Lloyd, good to see you.
01:26Good to see you, too, Bertie.
01:27I see you still haven't found a barber yet, though.
01:30Yeah!
01:33Mom, Dad, you all met the kids?
01:35Oh, adorable.
01:36What'd you bring us?
01:37Joy.
01:38No, no, no, no.
01:39That's perfectly all right.
01:40That's perfectly all right.
01:41As a matter of fact, we did bring you something.
01:47Disclosing tablets.
01:49Got them for all you kids.
01:50They show you where you miss when you brush.
01:53Oh, Daddy.
01:55Thanks.
01:56Well, it was nice meeting you.
01:59Oh, don't think I forgot about you, too.
02:02Oh, look, Bernie.
02:07What a, uh, oh, a lovely afghan.
02:11Another one?
02:12Wow.
02:13Oh, Mom, it's beautiful.
02:14You shouldn't have.
02:15Oh, I know.
02:16But I remembered how much Bernie loved his sweater,
02:19so I made him this to match.
02:21Oh, thank you, Mom.
02:23Hey, I don't wear mine.
02:24Why is that there?
02:26I think itches.
02:27You know, I thought these jewel toes would look good in your house.
02:30You mind helping me with this luggage, Hollywood?
02:32No, no.
02:33That is, unless you think you're going to scuff up your nails.
02:40Thank you, Mom.
02:42See what I mean, America?
02:44They've only been here less than five minutes,
02:46and already they start.
02:47Even when they're trying to be nice, they're annoying.
02:50Look at this.
02:51What the is this?
02:54Nothing.
02:55I don't care if Todd's going to be there.
02:59No, I'm just going to study.
03:01Mess up!
03:02Come on, baby.
03:02We're waiting on you.
03:03The food's getting cold.
03:05Coming.
03:07No, I do not like him.
03:09Donna, I don't.
03:10No, I don't like him.
03:12Let me see something.
03:13Hey, Donna, she don't like the boy, okay?
03:14Do me a favor.
03:15Hang up.
03:16Come on, baby.
03:17If I got to put up with him, you got to put up with him.
03:19Come on.
03:19Come on.
03:20Come on.
03:20Come on.
03:22All right, I'm back.
03:23Hey, Mom, can I help you find something over there?
03:25Oh, no, no, no, baby.
03:26I'm just putting things where they should be.
03:28Mom, why don't you leave that alone and come over here and have some chicken with us, okay?
03:31No, no, thank you.
03:32I'm fine.
03:33Hmm.
03:34Made the right choice, mother.
03:37Chicken's a little undercooked.
03:39Um, I...
03:40Lord, ain't nothing wrong with that chicken.
03:42Now, if you want me to put it back on the grill, I will.
03:44But, Lord, ain't nothing wrong with that chicken.
03:46You're a flipper, aren't you, Bernie?
03:48I've been known.
03:49Hey, well, you flipped very too much.
03:51Can't get cooked through and through that way.
03:59Flip the bird?
04:00I like to flip in the bird, come in my house.
04:04All right, now.
04:05All right.
04:07America, Bernie Mac need a break.
04:09That's all.
04:09So let me put all those people to bed and relax.
04:12Breathe.
04:12We all go through it.
04:13This world's about sacrifice.
04:19And this is for two people?
04:22You really are a king of comedy, aren't you?
04:25Daddy.
04:25Sweetie, we do not want to be any trouble.
04:28We can stay at the Wiltmore.
04:29Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:31Uh, no, you know what?
04:32I have a better idea.
04:35Don't you do it, Wanda.
04:36Don't do it.
04:37I know she's going to do it, America.
04:39She done did it.
04:41Why you didn't give up our dog on bed?
04:43What was I supposed to do?
04:44I want him to be comfortable.
04:46You didn't have to do that.
04:47Old folks smell.
04:49All of my bed.
04:50Like, I can get it out.
04:52Well, what you want to do, then?
04:53What you want to do?
04:54What you want to do?
04:55Come on.
04:56You know what?
04:57I'll make it.
04:57Yeah, you know what happened to you there.
04:59You know what happened to you.
05:01I don't remember.
05:01Yeah, take the back.
05:08Oh, my boy.
05:10Where my dog on fish sticks at?
05:13Woke up dreaming about it.
05:14Had my mouth all set and watered for it.
05:18What type of hypocrisy?
05:25So, Lord, I said you found my fish sticks, huh?
05:28Mm.
05:28Lightly breaded.
05:29Not too fishy.
05:30All in all, quite scrumptious.
05:33Uh-uh.
05:34So, Dad, Lord, you plan on being here long or what?
05:37Yeah, well, your mattress is a little soft for my taste.
05:39Yes.
05:40So, I think I'm going to try and make a dent in my book here.
05:44Uh, your man?
06:00America, I might be able to stomach giving up my dog on bed, but not my chair, never.
06:04They try and take over my whole dog on house and the Mac ain't having it.
06:08First thing in the morning, they're out of here.
06:16They're out of here.
06:17This is right in.
06:18Wanda?
06:19Honey?
06:20Yeah.
06:21Hold on, hold on.
06:21Babe, I need a vacation when you're paying a vacation.
06:23One of us got to leave, but I live here.
06:25Baby, before you do anything, something wonderful is happening.
06:29What they left?
06:34Oh, that means Uncle Bernie.
06:36Grandma made sunny side up with bacon smiley faces.
06:40Grandma?
06:40Yeah, and Grandma's got to teach me how to fish.
06:43Grandma, Grandpa.
06:44Grandpa.
06:45Isn't that great?
06:46That's nice.
06:47That's real nice.
06:48Come join us for breakfast, son.
06:51Hey, don't you look pretty this morning?
06:53Oh, thank you.
06:54She sure does.
06:56Hey, baby.
06:57Yes, honey?
06:58Drop it like it's hard.
06:59Oh, really?
07:01Uh-uh.
07:01Whoa, what?
07:02No, she didn't.
07:03Oh, what?
07:05Oh, my.
07:06America, my baby Wanda was right.
07:10Something wonderful has happened.
07:12See, those grand pains in the ass have become grandparents.
07:15Something those kids never, ever hear.
07:18Look how happy they are.
07:20And for that America, I can put up with almost anything.
07:25They turned my frown into a smile.
07:32Grandma?
07:33I'm in here, precious.
07:35Oh, the sweet sound of grandparents, America.
07:39I'm happy for those kids.
07:41When they grow older, they have fond memories of their grandparents,
07:44just like I did about Big Mama.
07:46Just imagine fresh-squeezed lemonade,
07:49a quarter for being good,
07:51peach cobbler cooling on the windowsill.
07:54Oh, it's not ready yet, baby.
07:57Get away from that cobbler before I knock you out.
08:01Oh, America, I remember like yesterday.
08:03I just hope they'll shower those kids with lots of love.
08:07Because maybe they'll get off my dog going back.
08:10Hey, good morning, sweetie pie.
08:12Why don't you sit down and let me make you some breakfast?
08:14Oh, no thanks.
08:15My ride will be here any minute.
08:17You sure?
08:18Grandma make a mean waffle.
08:20She's not my grandmother.
08:21Hey, hey, hey.
08:23Be nice.
08:23I gotta go.
08:33Ignite.
08:34It's all right.
08:36You know, America,
08:38see, it takes Nessa a while to warm up, if you know what I mean.
08:41Y'all know her.
08:42Who can blame her?
08:43See, her mama had a lot of people coming around
08:46calling themselves cousins, aunts, and uncles.
08:49A lot of uncles, if you know what I mean.
08:55We'll walk her in.
08:56Mama, you don't have to walk her in.
08:58The school's right here.
08:59We can just go home.
09:00Oh, relax, Hollywood.
09:01What else have you got to do, huh?
09:03Sit around and make that big old afro round?
09:15It ain't that doggone big.
09:18Hey.
09:27You ready for the history test on Friday?
09:29No way.
09:30Um, I could come over and help you study.
09:33Well, we have people visiting.
09:35Oh, and besides,
09:36any time a guy comes anywhere near me,
09:38my Uncle Bernie gives us look like...
09:44Let me see.
09:51Call me if you need help.
09:56What if I need help?
10:05Thank you so much for coming.
10:08You know, it is such a treat
10:09to finally meet someone from Rihanna's family.
10:12What, doesn't he have a visit?
10:14I love to volunteer my time,
10:15but with my business schedule,
10:17I just don't have time.
10:18You know, we're still looking for parents
10:21for the spring carnival.
10:22Spring won't be a good time for me.
10:24Sign him up.
10:28Come in.
10:29Hi, babies.
10:30Hi, Mom.
10:31Hey.
10:32Here's the kids' laundry.
10:33Oh, thank you, Mom.
10:37I, um, did this yesterday.
10:40You did?
10:42Well, it looked kind of dingy.
10:44Little secret.
10:46Just a quarter cup of bleach
10:47and just a pinch of baking soda.
10:50Just thought I'd show you how it could look.
10:53Oh, you're so welcome.
10:56How it could look?
10:57Huh?
10:58How it could look?
10:59Did she just say how it could look?
11:01What, you ain't listening?
11:02Okay, you know what?
11:03She just wants me to...
11:04What?
11:05Let me...
11:05Oh, come on, come on.
11:06Do what?
11:06Do what?
11:06Come on, just me.
11:08Oh, I want a pop.
11:09Pop, go to weasel.
11:10Oh, yesterday, she showed me how to grease Biana's scalp,
11:14said that it was too dry.
11:15What, ain't nothing wrong with baby girl's scalp, baby?
11:17I know it ain't nothing wrong with her scalp.
11:18I grease it all the time.
11:19Okay, you know what?
11:20I was trying to be nice.
11:21What about your food?
11:22She said your food too salty
11:24is giving all the kids hypertension.
11:25I know, she's crazy.
11:27Salt don't give kids hypertension.
11:29Overbearing mothers give kids hypertension.
11:31Ah!
11:33Can you keep it down in there?
11:37I told you.
11:38You want to call the big fella?
11:40We'll smother him in the sleep.
11:41Oh, no.
11:42It's my daddy.
11:43You don't know that.
11:44America, you know the problem with grandparents?
11:46They're cocky.
11:48Think they know everything.
11:50They should concentrate on buying presents
11:52and pinching cheats
11:53instead of telling me
11:54how to raise my kids.
11:56See, I thought in-laws was bad,
11:58but grandparents are worse.
12:00They makes my ass itch.
12:07Good morning.
12:09Good morning.
12:10Anything interesting in the world?
12:12A whole bunch of stuff
12:13interesting in the world, Dad.
12:15Say right here,
12:16the dentist's got the highest suicide rate
12:18out of all doctors.
12:19Yeah, and the highest homicide rate too.
12:22See, see?
12:23You can't let your guard down,
12:24king of comedy.
12:25No, you can't.
12:26Oh, look, honey.
12:27They're having a modern art exhibit
12:29at the gallery downtown.
12:30Wait.
12:31Why don't you both go?
12:33We'll watch the kids.
12:37Okay.
12:39Somebody make a joke?
12:41No, Mom, Dad.
12:42We really appreciate it,
12:44but I just,
12:44I got so much I got to do.
12:46I got to get baby girls.
12:46You got ballet at two.
12:47Then I got to take Jordan.
12:49He got to...
12:50I think we can handle
12:52a couple of kids.
12:53We do have 30 years
12:55in the business.
12:57Okay, which one of you have to do?
12:58Right, right, right there.
12:59Right there.
13:00Fall.
13:11You forgot my tutu.
13:24Got your tutu.
13:26Yeah?
13:27Good?
13:29Wait.
13:32Hey, can I give you a ride somewhere?
13:34Uh, no thanks.
13:36My friends are coming
13:37to pick me up.
13:38Oh, I was hoping
13:39we'd get to spend
13:40some girl time together.
13:41Maybe later.
13:44Have fun.
13:51All right.
13:57Mom, I have to go tee tee.
14:08Jordan!
14:11Jordan, lunch is ready.
14:16Jordan!
14:24Oh, it's the last piece.
14:26I'm having such a good time.
14:28I don't want to go home yet.
14:29We'll say what we do.
14:30Let's get a bite to you.
14:32Shouldn't we go?
14:33Still early.
14:34Hey, your parents
14:36and them got under control.
14:37They 30 years in the game.
14:38That's funny.
14:42You have to take off your tutu.
14:45You're gonna give me
14:46a heart attack.
14:47Now I'm getting
14:48a little worried.
14:50I still can't find that boy.
14:53I'm good, eh?
14:55Jordan!
15:04Jordan, where are you, boy?
15:10Mother, I found him.
15:11He's in the tree.
15:13Boy, how did you get up there?
15:14With my superpowers.
15:16Your superpowers.
15:17Get down here.
15:18No!
15:19Boy, don't make me
15:20get the hose.
15:21Okay.
15:24Come on.
15:26Jordan, get down here.
15:30Okay, okay, come on, son.
15:31Just, just calm down.
15:41Honey, do you think
15:42we should call?
15:44Oh, Wanda, baby,
15:46stop it, will you?
15:48And just relax
15:48and enjoy your massage, okay?
15:56You want me to call?
16:00Thank you, ma'am.
16:07Whoa.
16:10I feel I got the machine, babe.
16:12Leave a message, honey.
16:14What?
16:14What, what?
16:15No, I hear Bruni's voice
16:17on the machine.
16:17Well, then, tell him that,
16:18what, his voice,
16:19just hold on, son, hold on.
16:21Just be right...
16:22Get me down!
16:23We just call to check in.
16:26Hello?
16:26Trying to make sure
16:27everything okay.
16:28Uh, if you like,
16:29you can call us back
16:30on our phone, okay?
16:32All right, bye-bye.
16:32No, no, wait, wait,
16:33come back, come back!
16:35The boy is up a tree!
16:37Mother, how do you get him back?
16:40Hey, man, it's Chewy.
16:42Let me know when
16:42those annoying grandparents
16:44are gone so we can
16:44play some poker.
16:46No.
16:51Rescue me
16:52or take me in your arms.
16:54Rescue me
16:55I want your tender charm
16:58cause I'm a lonely
16:59and I'm blue
17:01I'm okay!
17:03And your love, too
17:05come on and rescue me
17:06Come on, baby
17:08What's going on?
17:10Oh, my brother's
17:11like a tree again.
17:15Can I come in?
17:19Sure.
17:20Oh, I love this song.
17:22Can you download it?
17:24Sure.
17:24Let me show you how.
17:27I love it.
17:28click there.
17:31And then,
17:32click there.
17:35Oh, I can't hear you, John.
17:38Oh, I can't hear you.
17:40Oh, I can't hear you.
17:41Oh, yep, I Got you.
17:45Oh, I got you.
17:47Oh, I better go.
17:54Okay.
17:55I ain't gonna be quiet in my own house.
17:58Shoot.
17:59Shoot it.
18:00Shoot.
18:01Ooh.
18:02What?
18:03Oh, Mom, Dad, uh, we didn't know you were up.
18:07Did you two realize what time it is?
18:08Oh, my God.
18:09Um, we're, uh, sorry.
18:13Have you two been drinking?
18:15Just a little bit.
18:19We've been trying to call.
18:20Yes, we have.
18:21But nobody answers the phone.
18:22We don't know how to work that computer.
18:27It's an answer machine, Dad.
18:29And we also figured that, you know, there would be no problem in babysitting,
18:35seeing that you have 30 years of experience with your own kids.
18:39What are you talking about?
18:40Well, Mom, you've been treating us like we don't know what we're doing.
18:44No, no.
18:45We're just trying to pass on some helpful hints that we learned along the way.
18:49No, you came in here like you were better than us.
18:53Like you invented kids.
18:55Like y'all got a manual.
18:57If that's how you feel, maybe we should leave.
19:04Um, can I talk to you?
19:06Sure.
19:07Come on in, precious.
19:12Am I in big trouble?
19:14I didn't tell him.
19:16You didn't?
19:17Mm-mm.
19:18Vanessa, I had plenty of boyfriends when I was your age.
19:22Oh, what?
19:22You think I was born married to that old man?
19:26Oh, honey.
19:28I remember what it's like to be a young girl.
19:31But I also remember what it's like to be a good girl now.
19:35And a good girl minds her knickers.
19:38You know what I'm saying?
19:41Got it.
19:45Hmm.
19:48So, do you want to hang out for a while?
19:50Oh, well, maybe next time, precious.
19:52Your grandfather and I are leaving.
19:54Leaving?
19:55But we were just getting to know each other, Grandma.
19:58Baby, come on.
19:59I know, I know, I know.
20:04Why is Grandma leaving?
20:06It's complicated, Nelsa.
20:07But they've only been here three days.
20:09Baby, it's grown folks' business.
20:11You wouldn't understand or worry about it, okay?
20:13I understand.
20:15Everybody's always leaving.
20:17Oh, that's a good...
20:18What am I doing, America?
20:21Did y'all hear that girl?
20:23I'll tell you what she said.
20:24She said Grandma.
20:26And that's probably the first time she said Grandma in her life.
20:30I can't let that walk out that door.
20:33See, sometimes it's hard to see clearly
20:35when another man's drinking out of your mug,
20:37eating your fish fillets,
20:39calling you a bad parent,
20:41signing you up on the dunking booth.
20:44But that's family, America.
20:45And you all got the same thing, too.
20:49So, America, excuse me.
20:52I gotta go smooth things over.
20:54Gonna keep the family groove.
21:04Oh, yeah!
21:06Mother!
21:07Drop it.
21:08Oh!
21:11That's not real!
21:14That's not real!
21:16I know it!
21:20Even when they're trying to be nice, they're annoying.
21:23Look at this!
21:24What the f**k is this?
21:28Boy, I'm James.
21:29Boy, I need something else, man.
21:30For somebody to feel like I need a Bible.
21:34The law working mysterious way.
21:39I need the radio.
21:46Make me want to spit.
21:54Make me want to spit.
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