The Bernie Mac Show is a beloved comedy series that showcases Bernie Mac’s unique humor, sharp wit, and unforgettable storytelling 😂🔥 When Bernie and his wife take in his sister’s three children, everyday family life turns into hilarious chaos. Packed with heart, laughs, and life lessons, this sitcom remains a fan favorite and a television classic.
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00:22America, this year I got killed in the stock market.
00:26I think y'all know what I mean.
00:28America, it was ugly.
00:30My portfolio disappeared quicker than the Commodore at the Lionel Richie level.
00:34Yeah, but y'all don't see Bernie Mac on no ledge in no building ready to jump.
00:38Uh-uh.
00:39That's because I diversified.
00:41I got real estate.
00:43This house here, my greatest asset.
00:46It's the type of investment that I all appreciate in value, even in the economy, is bad.
00:50And that feels good.
00:52Just like the century air conditioning.
00:55Feels good.
01:01Feel real good.
01:07That feels good.
01:10This is gonna make them happy.
01:11This is gonna make them happy.
01:14This is gonna make them happy.
01:16This is gonna make them happy.
01:18This is gonna make them happy.
01:28What in the hell will happen?
01:39Lessa.
02:00Damn, baby girl, who in the hell did?
02:10I am Tiger Woods, I am Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods, I am.
02:17I am gonna kick Jordan's ass.
02:20My beautiful grounds, America, they've been ground down, and I'm gonna kill those kids.
02:26They're depreciating my greatest asset, and I don't appreciate it.
02:30This ain't your normal wear and tear, America.
02:33Those kids are gonna make it right, or I'm gonna make it hurt.
02:39Why can't you get the gardener to do it?
02:41Because the gardener didn't mess it up, you did.
02:44I want you to start with the sod.
02:45Plant it yourself.
02:46Don't you tip me our fertilizer with your crushed up bones.
02:50But I told Shannon I would go to the mall with her today.
02:52Nessa, the mall is closed today, it's a holiday.
02:55What holiday?
02:56Clean them up, fix them up day, a day of remembrance.
02:58Remember how my house looked before you three wrestlers came.
03:01Now, clean it up!
03:02because Santa Bee's Wolf Rat.
03:29How could you get through your festivals?
03:30What about Flower Lace?
03:32How could you get to see it?
03:37Lettering down here, boss.
03:39What up, baby girl?
03:46This is stupid, boss. I'm out of here.
03:51Going back to work, boss.
03:55Next one being Yays.
04:05Wake up. We got to talk.
04:07Lord, I know I'm dreaming.
04:10There ain't no real child gonna kick my chair.
04:12Jordan and Brianna are goofing off.
04:14So if I'm the only one doing the work, I should get more money.
04:17What money, Stu Pigeon?
04:18The extra allowance for extra work.
04:20Extra money!
04:23Look, America, I paid these kids allowance to do their chores.
04:28Clean their rooms.
04:29But if they think I'm gonna pay them extra for the stuff they mess up,
04:34they got another thing coming.
04:36Extra money, they can kiss my...
04:40Good, baby girl. Very good.
04:45Nessa, you on it, baby. You on it.
04:47And this is what I'm talking about.
04:50Quinton!
04:54Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
04:56Hey, hey, what do you think you're going...
04:57This ain't no Schedule P break.
04:58We're done.
04:59Done?
05:00Y'all see that hole?
05:01It's going halfway through China.
05:03Yeah, it looks like a bomb in it, huh?
05:04Nessa, that's $200 worth of sod there frying in the sun.
05:08Yeah, and it only would have cost you 20 bucks for me to plant it.
05:12Oh.
05:14I see the game you all trying to play.
05:17Y'all trying to hold my yard hostage against me.
05:25Hey, baby girl, now I know you're not foolish enough to defy me with these idiots.
05:30Then you don't know me very well.
05:36From now on, if you want to talk to her, you got to talk to me.
05:40Because who's?
05:42I can't believe it, America.
05:44Who do they think they are?
05:46Teamsters?
05:46That's all I've done for them.
05:49They wouldn't unionize on me.
05:55Teamsters?
06:19Yeah.
06:20They'd pay it for it.
06:21Yeah.
06:25Secondly, we want breaks.
06:28Lots of them.
06:29I'll give you breaks.
06:31I'll break your leg, get your thigh.
06:32Bernie.
06:34To continue.
06:37And would it kill you to say please and thank you every now and then?
06:40Please and thank you?
06:42How about think you was saving my sorry ass for my life on the street, ingrates?
06:47The nerve of them kids.
06:49When I was their age, America, I didn't make demands.
06:51No, sir.
06:53I appreciate everything I got.
06:55I kept my head down.
06:56I didn't make eye contact.
06:58I was respectful.
06:59Now they kids got demands.
07:01Think they can negotiate.
07:03They don't appreciate a...
07:14Huh.
07:26Boom.
07:28$20 each?
07:29I ain't paying them kids no 60 bucks.
07:32Labor demands have gone too far, America.
07:34And Bernie Mac will not succumb.
07:37No kids don't...
07:42Excuse me, America.
07:45Bernie Mac is about to succumb.
07:47If there's one thing about Bernie Mac, he's a fair man.
07:51Okay?
07:52They finish the work.
07:54They can pay.
07:57This the way it's supposed to be.
07:59Now I like this.
08:00I like the work that you all have done.
08:02That's great.
08:03Now say it with cash.
08:08Well, I'm going to say it with cash.
08:10You bet your last dollar.
08:13$15, $16.
08:15Payday is the sweetest day of the week.
08:18$17, $18.
08:19I want to know what all you kids are going to do with all this money.
08:24$19, $20.
08:25There you go.
08:26Hold on.
08:27Hold on.
08:28Hold on.
08:28Hold on.
08:29Did you all brush your teeth?
08:30Yeah, so...
08:31Okay.
08:32Well, that changed a lot of stuff here.
08:34Okay.
08:35Let me see.
08:35You brush your teeth.
08:36So that's toothpaste.
08:37That's $0.43.
08:38You want to eat breakfast.
08:40Fresh toast.
08:41That's $1.50.
08:43Okay.
08:43You have butter.
08:44That's $0.30.
08:45Bacon.
08:46That's $1.25.
08:47And you had orange juice.
08:49$0.90.
08:50You had seconds.
08:51There'll be no free refills around here, son.
08:54You use the phone.
08:55Six phone calls.
08:56That's $2.
08:57You brought you a pair of socks.
08:59$7.50.
09:00And baby girl.
09:01You had a whole bunch of candy.
09:03That came down to $2.35.
09:05And let's not forget about electric use, liability insurance, real estate tax.
09:11That comes to a total...
09:13Let me see.
09:13You got $0.45.
09:19Okay.
09:21All right.
09:22Quarter for you, baby girl.
09:24And Vanessa.
09:25$0.13.
09:26And Jordan, you owe me $9.
09:29You must be tripping.
09:31You can always make additional funds around here by doing extra chores.
09:34Like vacuuming and washing the car.
09:36But there'd be a nominal charge there, too.
09:38You got hose rental and you got water usage.
09:41And I'll throw in the surge for free.
09:42I knew you would do something crazy like this.
09:45Well, we're not doing anything else around here.
09:48You're not.
09:49What do you do around here?
09:51Whatever it is, we're not doing it anymore.
09:53We're officially on strike.
09:55No pay, no way.
09:56Yeah, no pay, no way.
09:58No pay, no way.
10:00No pay, no way.
10:02No pay, no way.
10:04No pay, no way.
10:06That threat got less teeth than baby girl.
10:10That was right.
10:11It won't make it dead in my day.
10:13No pay, no way.
10:15No pay, no way.
10:16It looks kind of cute, though.
10:17I don't care about it.
10:19I don't know what the blood made,
10:21what they're telling me.
10:27Somebody's been picking in my cherry tree.
10:35I don't want to miss just a lot of vomits, say.
10:43But I can feel someone's been digging around in my day.
10:52I ain't gonna stand for it.
10:56Okay.
10:56I ain't gonna stand for it.
10:58America, this work stoppage is worse than I anticipated.
11:02Production at the Burning Mac factory, or Mac3, if you will,
11:05has come to a screeching halt.
11:08Boss can't even get a cup of coffee.
11:11This is bull.
11:17Hey, man.
11:19Just allow us a couple bucks for a pack of smokes.
11:22Well, get a job.
11:32Oh, how clean.
11:37Hey, Wanda.
11:39Dependents.
11:40Who are they?
11:43They are the new yous.
11:47Uh, uh, Bernie, what's going on?
11:49Relax, baby.
11:50This is between me and my staff.
11:52Oh!
11:53Excuse me.
11:55Uncle Bernie, there's a weird-looking kid with a no-frame making my bed.
11:58Get out of our closet.
12:01There's somebody smuggler in the bathroom.
12:03Oh, no.
12:03Bernie, who are these people?
12:06What else would I depend on who you ask?
12:08Me?
12:08They're a cheap, dependable workforce.
12:11But to labor, they'll be known as scabs.
12:35Capitalism.
12:36I do love it.
12:38Open market.
12:39Spirit of competition.
12:40That's the American way.
12:42Yes, sir.
12:43But these kids thought they had a monopoly.
12:46Well, monopoly is a game that Bernie Mac don't play.
12:49They don't want to work?
12:50Fine.
12:52I'll put them on disability.
12:54That's for you.
12:55That's for you.
12:56And that's for you.
12:58Got a little extra in there, man.
12:59Treat yourself to a nicotine patch or something like that, okay?
13:02But listen, same time tomorrow, okay?
13:05I'm going to have a nice spread for you.
13:07You all like Roy burgers?
13:07Yeah!
13:10All right, come on, get on out of here, man.
13:12Thanks, man.
13:13You're welcome.
13:16How come you're paying them and you won't pay us?
13:19Because I find joy in paying them because they have less attitude and more gratitude.
13:23Well, I hope you find joy in the fact that everybody in this house hates you.
13:26You can buck, stew, and hate all you want.
13:29It ain't going to change a damn thing.
13:31My roof, my rules.
13:34End of story.
13:35Now, epilogue.
13:35I hate you.
13:42What you still doing there?
13:46Is she seeing anyone?
13:55Can we have grand crackers?
13:57Are you kidding?
13:58We can have anything we want.
14:00We can stay up late, sleep in.
14:02We can eat whatever we want.
14:03And he can't say anything about it.
14:05Yeah, but instead of a tent, how about a treehouse with a pit and pointy sticks and everything?
14:10You know, no, a moat.
14:11Yeah, a moat would be great.
14:12Yeah, everybody save up your pee, okay?
14:14Save up your pee.
14:15What the hell are you all doing?
14:17None of your business.
14:18We don't live under your roof anymore.
14:19Oh, I see what you all trying to do.
14:23You all want to brave the element, huh?
14:25Well, let's see how well you all do in the wilds of Encino.
14:28Turning my yard to a shanty town when no possum and raccoon starts biting y'all or y'all in
14:33the thigh.
14:33This isn't a lockout, America.
14:35This is a walkout.
14:37Though little Ingrace refuse to face facts.
14:40In this mastery, I am CEO, CFO, Comptroller, Comptroller, Chairman of the Board and the Board.
14:48They're just temps, living in the backyard like a leader of possums.
14:52Heathens, squirrels, coons, rats, skunks, missus.
15:00Brianna, turn the light back on.
15:03Aw, peanut butter and jelly, why couldn't we steal cheeseburgers?
15:07My juice box is getting warm.
15:10Brianna, that's your third one.
15:11We have to make these last.
15:13Do you smell what I smell?
15:15Yeah, knock it off.
15:16No, no, the yummy smell.
15:20Oh, ribs.
15:22Oh, my God.
15:24Skeek baby back rib.
15:26How special.
15:28Too bad you don't live in the house.
15:30Can you dig it?
15:31I'm afraid.
15:32Jordan, no.
15:36Can't you see what he's trying to do?
15:38We have to be strong.
15:39But I need me.
15:40I'm iron deficient.
15:42Nice try.
15:50Mmm.
15:52Yes, sir.
15:54I got to hand it to them.
15:55They do have willpower.
15:57I don't know if I can pass these up.
15:59Luckily, I don't have to.
16:01Because I'm not stupid, America.
16:03Not like them ignorant kids living out there in a flimsy tent.
16:06No, sir.
16:07They're crazy.
16:10Oh, God, I miss TV.
16:13I miss ice cream.
16:17Oh, I miss my lactate ice cream.
16:20We've only been in here six hours.
16:28Rain?
16:28Hey, kids.
16:31It's dry season.
16:33Got to keep the place hydrated.
16:35Sorry.
16:37Sorry.
16:41I'm so hungry.
16:43Can I have another one?
16:44You're not getting one of mine.
16:46Here.
16:47It would help if you ate the cookie part, too.
16:50But I only eat the middle.
16:52We're going to need more food.
16:53Somebody's going to have to sneak into the house.
16:55There's probably leftover ribs in the refrigerator.
16:58I'll do it.
16:59I already got to do number one anyway.
17:02All right.
17:02But don't get caught.
17:03We don't want to give Uncle Bernie the satisfaction.
17:05Get extra sauce.
17:09What's taking her so long?
17:11Maybe she got her numbers mixed up.
17:14It's been over half an hour.
17:16Something's wrong.
17:48Excuse me, America, if I seem a little smug.
17:51But I did enjoy that.
17:53I knew she'd crack.
17:55Trust me.
17:55The boy can't be far behind.
17:58The grass is hard.
17:59I think I'm on a root.
18:01So move.
18:02Last time I slept on the floor, I was in Chicago.
18:05Then pretend you're back there.
18:06I don't want to pretend I'm back there.
18:08This is stupid.
18:09Just go to sleep.
18:10No.
18:23There.
18:24It wasn't so bad.
18:26I bet we could stay in here for a whole week.
18:34Uncle Bernie's right.
18:37The boy is soft.
18:49Traitors.
18:52Hey, Nessa, what you doing here?
18:55You won, okay?
18:56Huh?
18:57You won.
18:58Happy now?
19:01You think I ain't?
19:03Let's be real, baby.
19:04Just a matter of time.
19:07Four years, three months, and 12 days.
19:10Four years, three months, and 12 days.
19:14That's her 18th birthday.
19:17I don't want her counting the days as she get out of here.
19:20That's my job.
19:21Hold on, Nessa, we're not done.
19:24What?
19:25Sit down.
19:33Look, Nessa, I know you think living with me is unbearable.
19:36I was doing fine in Chicago.
19:38No, you weren't.
19:39No, you weren't.
19:39You had no idea the road you was going down.
19:42You look at your friends back home.
19:43Look like they're having a good time, right?
19:45But I guarantee you, nine times out of ten,
19:48they was heading down the street called nowhere.
19:52Nessa, you and I are going to butt hair.
19:54That's just the way it's going to be.
19:56But you're part of this family,
19:58and nobody get paid for that.
20:00Nobody.
20:02You're smart, kid.
20:04I don't know why you can't realize you got everything.
20:06Look around you.
20:07Nessa, you win.
20:09You got everything you want, everything you need.
20:12And all I ask is that you contribute.
20:16And Nessa, I'm going to tell you something.
20:17If you can't do that, it's going to be the longest.
20:21Four years, three months, and 12 days of your life.
20:27Do you understand me?
20:31Good.
20:33Finish your breakfast.
20:37Uncle Bernie.
20:39Yeah, baby.
20:42I'm sorry.
20:45Me too.
20:48That was a breakthrough, America.
20:51You may not have understood her,
20:53but that was Nessa talk for,
20:55I'm sorry.
20:56You're right.
20:57You know everything,
20:59and I'll do whatever you say this day forward.
21:02Well, maybe the last part was what you were thinking.
21:06But it was a breakthrough.
21:15I still bring them in on the weekend.
21:17Good help is hard to find.
21:23Them!
21:24They went and unionized on me!
21:26Yeah.
21:27Okay.
21:28I wonder if that hole is big enough out there for three.
21:32I put Vanessa first face down.
21:35They put that old four-eyed one on top of her.
21:38And baby girl, let her squirm.
21:39Yeah.
21:40But I let her head stick out the dirt.
21:43So if she say I'm sorry enough,
21:45you know she cute,
21:46I might pull out.
21:47But that first one,
21:49she the ringleader.
21:51So you cut the head off the body, follow me.
21:52Okay.
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