The Bernie Mac Show is a beloved comedy series that showcases Bernie Mac’s unique humor, sharp wit, and unforgettable storytelling 😂🔥 When Bernie and his wife take in his sister’s three children, everyday family life turns into hilarious chaos. Packed with heart, laughs, and life lessons, this sitcom remains a fan favorite and a television classic.
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00:20yeah I'm sick sick as a dog I can't even taste my cigar you know what I didn't
00:29even see it coming how could I man I ain't been sick in years the last time I was sick
00:35the Ohio
00:36players had a hit roller coaster you know you know it's those doggone kids oh I know what you're
00:45saying Bernie Mac kids so cute and cuddly not to me they're nasty dirty disease carrying midgets
00:52like rats only different no tails and their teeth not as sharp hey the only reason I'm talking
00:59about them so bad is because they ruined my plan all I wanted to do was to go to Vegas
01:15oh showtime over there no no no no no I'm going to bed because I'm tired you finish up your
01:20game
01:20it's the bachelor oh and when you become a daddy again don't forget to mail those invitations for
01:25Brianna's birthday party drop like it's hard baby oh birthday party yeah it's over for you man what
01:33you mean by that you ain't coming to Vegas what you got kids with germs and all kinds of craziness
01:39coming in your house first of all man ain't even like that you know my immune system got me through
01:44the 80s okay second of all man Bernie Mac don't get sick yeah yeah yeah Bernie Mac huh don't get
01:53sick
01:53tell a big fella oh really ten bucks says super man gets it on that 20 bucks say Bernie Mac
02:05don't make it to
02:05Vegas because he's sick huh first of all you always co-sign everything this brother say all the time second
02:13of all it's not even like that it's gonna be a family thing small a few of Brianna's friends gonna
02:19be over that's it that's all
02:24uh Mr. Mac yes hi sorry to bother you Brianna tells me that she's having a party and that you
02:32wouldn't let
02:32her invite her whole class yeah you said that you read on me like that I didn't say that ma
02:37'am no I didn't
02:38you can't do that see if you invite one child from the class you have to invite the whole class
02:44but you
02:44wouldn't get right so you're saying that if I invite one child to invite all these germy nasty 50
02:50little kids to the party right yeah all right right listen I took the liberty of inviting everyone for
03:01you okay took the liberty fine they all can come but I'm gonna tell you one thing if one of
03:10those kids
03:11cough and doesn't cover their mouth I should have the right to pop them upside the head hold on I
03:16didn't say I would do it I said I should have the right putting these nasty germs on me
03:27and Brianna's told me so much about your Kristen we'll have to get together for lunch sometime oh I
03:32would love that
04:05I think everybody's ready for cake now Bernie
04:12the name is mr. Mac to you son okay say it
04:59you're gonna blow my baby girl blow them out
05:03you
05:03blow my baby girl blow my
05:39You
05:46Oh, Lord Jesus, no.
05:48Bernie?
05:49Huh?
05:50What's wrong?
05:51Baby, don't go in there, please.
05:53Oh, Bernie.
05:54They got Ebola.
05:57I know what's going on.
05:58Come here.
06:00See?
06:01They got sick on purpose, doing everything they can to keep me from going to Vegas.
06:07Probably was Vanessa's idea.
06:12Mm-hmm.
06:13Hmm.
06:15101.
06:16My poor babies.
06:18Bernie, would you help me here?
06:20Oh, yeah.
06:21Take your temperature, boy.
06:23I feel great.
06:24Are you sure?
06:25Mm-hmm.
06:26Look, Bernie, if you're not going to come in, why don't you run Jordan to school, and I'll
06:29stay here with the girls till you get back.
06:31Okay.
06:31Come on, boy.
06:33You're making me miss Regis and Kelly.
06:35You know I like to watch TV this time of the day.
06:37Sorry.
06:38It's a beautiful morn.
06:42Uh-oh.
06:44Oh, what, you got something?
06:45It smells.
06:46Oh, no, Jesus, no.
06:50Don't lay in it.
06:51Stop laying in it.
06:53I'm talking about 2002 Escalade.
06:57Cadillac.
06:58You'd be mad, too.
07:01Still had the new car smell and everything.
07:04Plus interior, calf leather seats, diamond in the back.
07:09You know the rest.
07:24Little lion said he didn't eat my pork chop.
07:33That's my boy.
07:34Take it like a man.
07:36Like a man.
07:37Go ahead.
07:39Make fun of me.
07:41Say I look silly.
07:43So what?
07:44Sticks and stones and...
07:46Uncle Bernie, I'm cold.
07:49I'll be right back.
07:53Uncle Bernie.
07:54Uncle Bernie, I'm cold.
07:56You ain't cold, boy.
07:57Uncle Bernie, it's just your chills fighting your fever.
08:00Yeah, okay.
08:07Yeah, what was I?
08:08Oh, yes.
08:09Sticks and stones.
08:11I bet you won't be laughing at me when I'll be in Vegas,
08:14chilling at the roulette table.
08:16I bet you that.
08:17Bet you won't be...
08:18Uncle Bernie, you left the thermometer in my mouth.
08:22Hold on one minute.
08:30That's a good look for you.
08:32Actually, I got it from your aunt Juan, baby.
08:34If it's in your business.
08:45Hey, here you go.
08:46There you go, my man.
08:48Would you tell him to get me a juice?
08:51Uncle Bernie, could you give him us a juice?
08:53I'm sitting right here.
08:55Why didn't you ask me when I was in here a minute ago?
08:57Tell him I wasn't thirsty then.
08:59She said she wasn't thirsty.
09:01I heard her.
09:03Ask her.
09:04What did I do to her to make her talk to me like she do?
09:07What?
09:07You can't talk to me directly?
09:09You don't want to sit up here talking to your brother.
09:10I'm just messing with you.
09:12Damn, girl.
09:13You got it.
09:13Damn, girl.
09:14You make me sick every doggone day.
09:15You make me sick.
09:22Uncle Bernie, I need a cough drop.
09:25And ask you where my juice is.
09:27Where's Vanessa's juice?
09:30A few minutes.
09:32Oh, wait.
09:37Juice!
09:40Hey, wait.
09:41Where's my cough drop?
09:46Oh, no!
10:00Gee, I know what you're thinking.
10:03Bernie, why you so dramatic?
10:05Dramatic?
10:07If you've never been to Vegas with the boys, I can't explain it to you.
10:11Only thing I can say to you, Viva Las Vegas, baby.
10:13Uncle Bernie, I had to be here, and I threw up.
10:18Oh, boy.
10:19I'm sick of this.
10:24That's most of it.
10:26Not for you.
10:28Hop in the tub, so I can hold you down.
10:40Made it through the day, Bernie.
10:45Tongue, same color.
10:46Limb nods, real looking good.
10:49Eyes not blush up.
10:50Good boy.
10:51Good boy.
10:52Who's the man?
10:53You're the man.
10:54Strong, healthy, black man.
10:57Huh.
10:58Dun-dun-dun-ah.
10:59But I'm done.
11:01Time to celebrate.
11:04To celebrate.
11:05But am I going to Vegas?
11:08Going to Vegas.
11:10What you gonna eat?
11:12Dun-dun-dun-ah.
11:13Something healthy?
11:14Hell no!
11:16Dun-dun-dun.
11:19Kit.
11:21Cake, cake, what you gon' eat, what you gon' eat, something healthy, birthday cake?
11:28Burning custard, I love, say what? Burning custard.
11:40Yep, now I got it.
11:44Y'all saw me, I was careful.
11:46I used all the precautions.
11:48Still doggone kids.
11:50I should've laminated those doggone kids.
11:53What the heck was I thinking?
11:55But that's okay.
11:56Now my boy's gone to Vegas without me.
11:58But all Burning Mac got to do is get a little rest.
12:02A little shut eye, catch the red eye.
12:05A little shut eye, baby, Burning Mac catch the red eye.
12:10The kids are feeling better, so I'll run them to school,
12:13so you have nothing to worry about.
12:14Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
12:17I'll come home early to check on you, bring you some ginger ale
12:20with all the bubbles stirred out.
12:21That'll settle your stomach.
12:22Damn girl, I tell you.
12:24Hey, I'll do what I've done with that.
12:26I don't want to have my hopes and I don't want to have that.
12:30I know, baby.
12:31I know.
12:33What can a mama do?
12:34I know.
12:36Can you rub some of that on my chest?
12:42Hey, I wouldn't ask you.
12:44It's okay.
12:44The baby, the mama let a baby, and the mama...
12:47No, sir.
12:48No, sir.
12:49You all not gonna watch her rub that stuff on my chest.
12:52Uh-uh.
12:53Ain't nothing sacred between man and wife.
12:55Y'all just knows it.
12:56Always want to be in somebody's business.
12:59Oh, honey, Brianna's feeling a little feverish.
13:02Are you well enough to keep an eye on her?
13:03I'ma leave her at home.
13:04Hey, Aunt Wanda, I can stay home and watch Brianna if you want.
13:07I mean, it's not a problem.
13:09Oh, no, no.
13:10Nice try, baby girl.
13:11You just trying to get out of school.
13:12I ain't that sad.
13:13I'll be all right.
13:14You going to school.
13:15Let's go.
13:17Jordan?
13:32Uncle Bernie, will you play with me?
13:36Me and Uncle Bernie are tired.
13:38Can you play by yourself today?
13:40Okay.
13:41I'll get the scissors.
13:42No, no, baby.
13:44Don't get no scissors.
13:45I'll play with you, okay?
13:47For just ten minutes.
13:49This is Christy, and you're the center.
13:51All right.
13:54I'm going to the store.
13:56Do you want to go?
13:58No.
13:58No, Uncle Bernie, not like that.
14:02You have to hold her up.
14:07Okay, just go to the store.
14:09No.
14:10No, Uncle Bernie.
14:11You have to talk like Sandy.
14:14No.
14:15You have to say yes, Uncle Bernie.
14:19Yes?
14:20Okay.
14:21Yes, go to the store.
14:22All right.
14:23No, Uncle Bernie.
14:25She doesn't look like that.
14:27She looks like this.
14:28Okay, Brianna.
14:30I do.
14:30Okay.
14:31But, Brianna, Uncle Bernie, he's too old to play with dolls.
14:34Can we play something else, baby?
14:48Can we play something else, baby?
14:51I'm going to read to you and make you feel all better.
14:54Okay.
14:56That'd be nice, baby girl.
14:59But first, Uncle Bernie going to take a nap for one hour, just one hour.
15:03And then, you can read, we play dolly, whatever else you want to do, okay?
15:09Okay.
15:09Good.
15:10But first, I'll read to you.
15:14Bye.
15:15Ciao.
15:15So, it lasts a time.
15:17All right.
15:17Whenever we get little letters to the heart of peace, but to the whole room, the heart
15:34is like you're watching your questions, but to the parents tell us if you're great at
15:40Look, we see what if you're якent.
15:41If he lived somewhere, he would, um, he would, don't, he wouldn't die.
15:48If he wouldn't live nowhere, he would die.
15:52The bear would stay.
15:53Man, I don't know how much more I can take.
15:56America, I'm sorry.
15:57This girl about to drive me crazy.
15:59I didn't know she knew that many words.
16:01The door was locked.
16:02Y'all got to pray for me.
16:03I'm telling you, you got to pray for me.
16:04The window.
16:08I think she's there.
16:19Uncle Bernie, Uncle Bernie.
16:24Why are you crying?
16:26Oh, Rihanna.
16:30Girl, it's only 10 o'clock in the morning.
16:33I know.
16:34Just play parade again.
16:37No, no, don't play no parade.
16:39Hey.
16:41I got an idea.
16:43Come on, see what I'll convert you right quick.
16:45Oh, I got an idea.
16:48Let's play hide and seek.
16:50Yay!
16:52Okay, you hide, and I come looking for you.
16:54I'll count to 100, okay?
16:55Okay.
16:56Okay, one, two, three.
17:00How?
17:01Good enough.
17:03Oh.
17:04One, two.
17:17Oh, Rihanna.
17:19Oh, Rihanna.
17:21Rihanna.
17:23Baby girl, I'm sorry I didn't come looking for you, okay?
17:26You hurt myself, Uncle Bernie.
17:29Oh, Rihanna, you're the last person I'm going to hurt.
17:32I just had to get some rest to try to get better so I can go to Vegas.
17:37Hey.
17:38Hey, baby girl.
17:40You see this timer?
17:41It's set for one hour.
17:43In one hour, you're going to hear ding, ding.
17:45When you hear ding, ding, you and me can play all you want.
17:48Before ding, ding, me.
17:49After ding, ding, you.
17:51Okay?
17:51Okay.
17:52Say ding, ding.
17:53Ding, ding.
17:53Girl, that's it.
17:54Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
17:58Rihanna.
17:59Come here, baby girl.
18:00I can't, Uncle Bernie.
18:02You need to get your rest.
18:05Never mind.
18:05Now, listen.
18:06Go to the hall closet, give me some toilet tissue, and throw it to me, okay?
18:12Hurry up.
18:12It's important.
18:13I can't, Uncle Bernie.
18:15It didn't go ding, ding.
18:17Ding, ding, baby girl.
18:18Ding, ding.
18:19Hurry up, now.
18:20Uncle Bernie, do you have a B.E.M.
18:23Are you frowning up?
18:25Hurry up, come on, Brian, hurry up.
18:29I can't reach it.
18:31Okay, listen, listen, listen.
18:33Go in the kitchen, pour yourself some juice, and stay in the kitchen and drink it, okay?
18:40Okay.
18:41All right, hurry up, baby girl.
18:42Hurry up.
18:42Come on.
18:55Drinking your juice?
18:57I drink it.
18:58All right, get yourself a nap.
19:12Oh, I'm so glad he got his rest.
19:16Shh, come on.
19:17Let's let them sleep.
19:18I'll take you to get some tacos.
19:21You like tacos?
19:22I don't know.
19:22You don't?
19:23No.
19:24I don't know.
19:27I don't know.
19:29I don't know.
19:30I don't know.
19:31Wanda!
19:31Wanda!
19:32Wanda!
19:33Wanda!
19:33Wanda!
19:35Wanda!
19:37Wanda!
19:43Uncle Bernie, do you remember you told us not to throw anything on the floor when we
19:51might break something?
19:52Yeah.
19:54Chrissy didn't listen.
19:56Maybe we should give her a time out.
19:59Okay.
20:05Grown-ups should be left alone with kids all day.
20:08It ain't right.
20:10It's not natural.
20:11Like fish flying, birds in the sea.
20:14It's my kin.
20:15My flesh and blood.
20:17But I'm gonna say it, you ain't gonna like it.
20:18She's boring.
20:20Dull.
20:21Dull as a rock.
20:24This was the dullest day of my life.
20:27Had I spent another day with another minute, I probably would've, uh...
20:31Uncle Bernie, you hurt my feelings.
20:37Um, come down, baby girl.
20:40Come sit with me for a while.
20:41Come on.
20:43Oh, Brianna.
20:46I'm sorry.
20:48You know what?
20:49And I appreciate you taking care of your Uncle Bernie like you did today, okay?
20:53Okay.
20:54Now do me a favor.
20:55Go in the kitchen.
20:56Make yourself something to drink.
20:58I gotta finish talking to America right now, okay?
21:01Okay.
21:02Okay.
21:02Love you.
21:08She's still dull.
21:10Born.
21:12Anyway, I didn't get no better.
21:15Didn't even get a chance to go to Vegas.
21:17But I did get a chance to play blackjack.
21:24Hit me.
21:26Uncle Bernie, you can't hit on a 20.
21:29He's stupid.
21:30Hit me.
21:31Huh.
21:38Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess who lived in a big, beautiful purple castle
21:46with orange, too.
21:48She had 13 dogs and eight cats and no birds.
21:54What color was it?
21:55Purple or orange?
21:57It was...
21:58It was purple.
22:00Just making up stuff.
22:03You did that.
22:06You can't read.
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