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00:27To be continued...
01:08That looks as if it's nearly ready.
01:12Right. There we are.
01:14You see, hops.
01:15These are the important part, Mildred.
01:18Too many of these and it's bitter.
01:20Yes, and cleanliness too.
01:21That's very important.
01:23Everything that touches this beer has been sterilised.
01:25Oh, that's interesting.
01:26When were you done?
01:29I mean, the equipment.
01:32You take this, for instance, this strainer.
01:35Chip basket.
01:36What? Yeah, right.
01:38Well, it's been boiled three times, see?
01:40And so has this fermentation vessel.
01:42Bucket.
01:43Pardon?
01:44It's a bucket, Joel.
01:46Oh.
01:48Well, I tell you what, you hold this strainer.
01:50You hold this over that.
01:53And that looks to me like a baby's nappy liner.
01:55Yeah, well, it is.
01:56Oh, Joel.
01:57It's all right.
01:58It's new.
01:59It's never been used.
02:00I mean, they're the best thing for when you're straining, nappy liners.
02:04There's a joke there somewhere.
02:06Yeah, I know.
02:07Don't look for it, love.
02:11Look, when are we going to taste some of this beer?
02:13Well, the batch I made two weeks ago, that should be ready.
02:16Oh, well, that's probably why all the bottles keep exploding.
02:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:19You can hold it steady.
02:20Oh.
02:22What made you take up all this nonsense, George?
02:24Well, every man needs a hobby, Mildred.
02:26Take him out of himself.
02:27You know, fulfil his creative urge.
02:29Besides, they put a penny on the pint of the British Legion.
02:31Oh, that's it.
02:33Now, it's that bar chairman's fault.
02:34I told him.
02:35I said, money grabbing little tyke.
02:37I said, probably pocketing half of the profits.
02:39I said.
02:39What did he say?
02:40He wasn't there.
02:42All right, now, let's have a look.
02:44There you go.
02:45Yeah, I think it needs a second straining.
02:48Have we got a clean sock somewhere?
02:51All right, now, what would you do if your vehicle broke down on a railway level crossing?
02:55Um, no, I'd do.
02:57Well, don't we all?
02:57Well, that's not what it's got down here.
02:59I'd get the passengers out, then I'd find the signal box, and then I'd try to get the
03:04car clear of the lines.
03:06Correct.
03:06Now, do you want to double your money?
03:07And I mean that most sincerely.
03:10Right.
03:10Where should you not park your car?
03:13Oh.
03:13Um, on a junction or bend, brow of a hill, humpback bridge, uh, outside Tesco's?
03:21Yes.
03:22On top of another car?
03:24In a bus?
03:25Bus?
03:26Lane?
03:26Correct, correct.
03:27Or on a footpath, double yellow lines, or on a motorway, or...
03:32Where can you park?
03:33Well, no way.
03:34You see, once she's passed the test, she's got to carry on driving round and round and
03:37ever decreasing circles, so she finally disappears up her own exhaust pipe.
03:41See, it's a new scheme to cut down on traffic.
03:43I'll never learn this, not in ten days.
03:45Of course you will.
03:46You're making fantastic progress.
03:47Do you know, she actually overtook a car yesterday.
03:50I've been doing that for weeks.
03:51Not with your eyes open.
03:53Rubbish.
03:54Listen, does she still pull out the choke knob to hang her handbag on?
03:58Right.
04:00At least at the end of it, I'll be able to drive the car.
04:02All you can drive is other people, up the wall.
04:06Oh, you know, you shouldn't take the mickey out of her.
04:08Why not?
04:08Well, we can't have both of us doing it.
04:12All right, come on.
04:13Let's do a bit of practice.
04:16Oh, don't sit there all niggly.
04:19Listen, your mouth will get stuck like that one of these days.
04:21It really will.
04:21Now, come on.
04:22Let's practice some throttling.
04:23Don't tempt me.
04:26Beans, the clutch, tuna fish, brake, and the throttle.
04:31All right, come on.
04:31Oh, I'm not in the mood.
04:33Listen, you'll get rusty.
04:34I mean, it's like everything else.
04:35If you don't practice it, you forget now.
04:37Why do you always have to bring sex into everything?
04:42Sex, sex, what's that?
04:43Sex?
04:44Oh, I see what you mean.
04:46Right.
04:47All right.
04:48No comical remarks, all right?
04:49Okay, right.
04:54Clunk, click, every turn.
04:57Come on, clunk, click.
04:59Yeah, all right.
04:59Clunk, click.
05:02Clunk, click.
05:03Right, very good.
05:04Right, now, we are parked at the roadside,
05:06and we are ready to go.
05:07So, it's ignition on.
05:10Left foot on beans.
05:12Forgot your gear stick.
05:13Oh, it's...
05:18Gears.
05:19Right.
05:19Now, gently depress beans.
05:23Into first.
05:25Handbrake off.
05:27Left foot up, left foot up, and right foot on the chunky chicken.
05:31No, the chunky chicken.
05:32Oh, all right, all right.
05:34Right, right.
05:34Now, we're going along, and it's into second.
05:36Beans, beans, beans.
05:39Right.
05:43Now, we're going along, right, and I'm the examiner, right?
05:46Give us a kiss, and I'll pass it, huh?
05:50Please yourself.
05:50Right, now, we're going to overtake that four-litre droplet coffee table.
05:53Oh, he lives in a little world of his own.
05:55Ignore that lady at the bus stop.
05:57Right, so it's...
05:59Indicator, hands out, beans, change down, mirror, chunky chicken, into third...
06:02Oh, shit.
06:05Do, do, do, do, do, do.
06:10I mean, where was your hand signal?
06:11I'll give you a hand signal in a minute.
06:13Naughty.
06:17All right, see, a bit of yeast.
06:19That should do nicely.
06:21Yeah.
06:22And a chocolate more extract.
06:24Don't forget the eye of Newt and tongue of Bat.
06:28You reckon I'm going to fail at this, don't you?
06:30Well, you fail at most things, George.
06:33I mean, like that time you re-enamelled the bath.
06:40I still think you might have warned me before I climbed in.
06:44You should have seen your face when you stuck to the bottom.
06:47It took me a whole week to get it off.
06:49Yeah, well, I told you at the time, you should have used wire wool.
06:52Well, now, this is different.
06:54There you are, you see.
06:55In a couple of weeks' time, that's going to be a sparkling drop of bitter.
06:58Like this stuff over here.
07:00Now, get the glasses out.
07:03Now, then.
07:04I'll tell you, once and for all.
07:05Oh, no, we have.
07:07Oh.
07:10Oh, yes.
07:11Yes, George, that's very lively, isn't it?
07:13Yeah.
07:14Well, I expected that.
07:15Oh, of course you did, George, yeah.
07:16That's a touch of secondary fermentation.
07:18Yes, George.
07:19Right, pour it out.
07:19Let's have a look at it.
07:20Right, now, don't forget to be first brew.
07:23Might have been too much sugar.
07:26Or too much yeast, or not enough more, or...
07:29Yes, or you might have made a right cock-up of it.
07:34Hey, hi.
07:35Hey, hi, that looks all right, this.
07:37Looks and it smells.
07:39Yeah, well, tell us what you think.
07:40No, thank you.
07:43Look, there are things swimming around in it.
07:46They're hops.
07:47All right, they're off and around in it, I'm not joking.
07:53I suppose it is all right.
07:55George, I've no idea.
07:57I mean, as far as I know, you could drink that down,
08:00slink under that table and come up,
08:02all claws, teeth and fangs.
08:04Well, anyway, somebody's got to try it, hasn't they?
08:06Here it goes.
08:07Oh, George, where did you keep the insurance books?
08:11Now, don't start that.
08:16George, there are hairs growing up the back of your hand.
08:20That's not bad.
08:21That's not bad at all, eh?
08:22It tastes sort of, um, nutty.
08:24Well, it would do.
08:25Look who made it.
08:27It's very good.
08:28Here, have a drop.
08:29George, if you are still on your feet in 24 hours,
08:33I'll think about it.
08:35Excuse me.
08:36Oh, hey, come in some.
08:37Sit down.
08:38Thanks.
08:39Have a glass of beer.
08:40Oh, thank you.
08:41Actually, I just popped down to see if I could borrow the car again,
08:43just for an hour this time.
08:44Yes, certainly.
08:45Oh, hey, look at the head on that.
08:48Yeah, that looks very nice.
08:50Yeah, and it's only tuppens a pint.
08:52I'll see what I...
08:53No, not to you, to me.
08:56Here.
08:57He made it himself, love.
08:59You what?
08:59Yes.
09:00Oh, hey, that's very good, isn't it?
09:02Look, crystal clear.
09:04I strained it through a pair of Mildred's tights.
09:08They, um, they were new ones, love.
09:11Don't worry.
09:15Actually, you know, that's not bad.
09:16That's not bad at all.
09:19Mm.
09:20Ooh.
09:21It was just after an air raid, see,
09:24and I was pumping away at my stirrup pump in Oxford Street,
09:27and all these big knobs came up, you know,
09:29to investigate the damage.
09:30Brigadiers, all that sort of thing.
09:32And they stopped right by me, you see,
09:33and there, in the middle,
09:35was Winnie.
09:36Oh, is that the woman you met in the land army?
09:39No, no, no, no, no, Winnie.
09:41Winston Churchill.
09:42Oh.
09:43Yeah, he stopped to look at me, you see,
09:45and he came up to me, and I...
09:47I'll never forget what he said.
09:49What?
09:49Well, he stood there, you see,
09:50with his jaw jutting out
09:52and his shoulders all squared,
09:53and he said,
09:55The drains have gone, then, he said.
10:02The drains have gone.
10:04I'll never forget that as long as I live.
10:06No, well, you wouldn't, really, would you?
10:08Shortly after that,
10:09they started the second front.
10:11You think the two are connected?
10:13No, no, no, I wouldn't say that,
10:14but it makes you think, though, doesn't it?
10:16All right, George,
10:17Maffican has been relieved
10:18in the young people one go for a driving lesson.
10:21Oh, yeah, right.
10:21There's the keys to the car, son.
10:22Hey, do you want a glass of beer?
10:24No, thanks, not when I'm driving.
10:25Oh, you don't want to worry about that.
10:26If they stop you,
10:28stick a quid in the driving licence
10:30before you pass it over.
10:31Never fails.
10:32There's a little tip there, son.
10:33Yeah, I remember that.
10:34You ready?
10:34Am I ready?
10:35I've been out there waiting for you
10:36for the last 20 minutes.
10:38Hey, he's a nice lad, that.
10:39Goes on a bit.
10:42Are you all right, George?
10:44Eh?
10:44Yeah, of course I'm all right.
10:46Oh, it's strong stuff, this, isn't it?
10:52Too fancy an early night tonight, then, really?
10:57No, that's not bad.
10:58Not bad.
11:00Right, now.
11:01Oh!
11:02Sorry.
11:03It's all right.
11:03You just forgot the clutch.
11:05Er, clutch, clutch.
11:07Beans?
11:08Beans?
11:09Er, beans.
11:10Right.
11:11Look, mistakes can happen.
11:12Yes, I know,
11:13but you don't have to give it so much help.
11:15Now, look, I'll tell you what we'll do.
11:15We'll try reversing around a corner, all right?
11:17Reverse.
11:18Reverse, right, right.
11:19Reverse.
11:19And listen,
11:20that is a corner there.
11:22I know it's a corner.
11:24Right.
11:28Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy!
11:30It might help if you take the handbrake off.
11:33Oh, shut up.
11:44Bloody hell!
11:50Did you see that, Arthur?
11:52Have you hopefully done?
11:54Right over his bike.
11:58Come on.
12:00You've broken the lamp.
12:01I just put a new bulb in there.
12:03We'll pay if there's any damages.
12:05Look, it wasn't all our fault, you know.
12:06You came straight out of your front garden.
12:08No signal or anything.
12:09You don't have to signal when you're coming out of your own garden gate.
12:12That is true.
12:14Oh.
12:15Well, I'd better move it forward.
12:17No, no, no, quick.
12:18Leave it in me.
12:18I'll do it.
12:21Evening.
12:22Everything all right, miss?
12:23Oh, yes, thank you.
12:25No, it isn't.
12:25Look at my bike.
12:43Can I see your driving license, sir?
12:46Oh, yes.
12:49Oh, the frame, it's buckled.
12:53Oh, the wheels.
12:56Oh, never mind.
12:57The bulb still works.
12:59There we are.
13:06There's a brown note in here, sir.
13:08Is that?
13:10Yes.
13:11Oh, yes.
13:12Uh, no.
13:13You see, I always keep a couple of spare quid.
13:16I don't have a wallet, you see.
13:18Um, thank you.
13:20It's lucky you're honest.
13:22I mean, you know, somebody might think you're on the, uh, you know.
13:25It's not him.
13:26She's the one you...
13:27Just a moment.
13:29I have reason to believe you've been drinking, sir.
13:32And I require you to take a breath test.
13:34Have you ever had a breath test before, sir?
13:36No.
13:37Nice deep breath and then blow into the bag.
13:42Keep blowing, sir.
13:44Don't breathe in!
14:01That's the way.
14:02One long blow.
14:04Little bit more, little bit more.
14:06That's it, that's it.
14:07Ha!
14:07Good luck!
14:11Ah.
14:13Same as the first.
14:15Over.
14:16Oh, well over.
14:17Still, we haven't got him yet.
14:19You haven't?
14:19No.
14:21Now, I shall need a sample from you.
14:26Should you fill this?
14:27Well, not from here, no.
14:32In there.
14:34Actually, no, I've just been.
14:37Then you'll have to go again.
14:39I don't think I've got any left.
14:42Well, we can always take a blood sample.
14:44I assume you've got some of that left.
14:46Well, I'll see what I can manage.
14:48What does he do now?
14:50I beg your pardon, Bish.
14:52I mean, what happens to him,
14:53assuming he's over the level?
14:55Oh, he'll get a summons, you see.
14:57Excuse me, excuse me.
14:58I don't suppose you've got a tap anywhere you could turn.
15:00It might as well help me to get it going.
15:02Oh, no, no, no.
15:04Oh, no.
15:04But, look, sometimes it helps if you whistle.
15:08Fine.
15:11Any particular...
15:14A summons, you see,
15:16you'll get to appear at the local magistrate's court
15:18probably sometime...
15:23sometime about the end of next week, you see.
15:25That is assuming...
15:29as you say,
15:30that the tests show
15:32that your friend has over the legal limit...
15:35Excuse me.
15:36Have you got another bottle?
15:40Have you filled that one?
15:42No, I haven't.
15:42I've dropped it.
15:43I'm sorry.
15:46Do you know,
15:47I could fight this summons.
15:49I mean, I could plead not guilty,
15:51argue the case,
15:52get the backing of the AA,
15:53the REC,
15:54Shaw Taylor.
15:56Well, that is the weak point of my argument, yeah.
15:59Well, perhaps you could plead guilty, but not much.
16:04My Uncle Albert did.
16:05What was he up for?
16:07Oh, interfering with a duck on a public highway.
16:13Well, there is a lot of it about, isn't there?
16:15He was reminded for medical reports.
16:18Uncle Albert, not the duck.
16:21It's a funny lot, your family, aren't it?
16:23I'm the only normal one.
16:27It's as if I didn't do anything.
16:29Well, neither did he.
16:31Ducks can move very quickly when they watch anywhere.
16:34I mean, I didn't drive very far.
16:36The yard, something like that.
16:37I mean, I doubt whether the wheels turned a full circle.
16:40Pow!
16:41What time are you doing court?
16:42Uh, 12 o'clock.
16:43Oh, high noon.
16:46Thank you very much.
16:47Honestly, just one stupid little mistake
16:49and I'm suspended.
16:50They help you.
16:53I wouldn't mind if they did that
16:54as long as they didn't take my driving license away from me.
16:56Are you coming to work?
16:57No, day off.
16:58It's my driving test.
16:59Oh, God, I forgot.
17:01Well, now I'm really going to be late.
17:02Well, only about ten minutes.
17:04Yeah, but it's better if there's two of us
17:05because it's only five minutes each.
17:07Oh, dear.
17:08Listen, I'll see you in court.
17:09Yeah.
17:10Oh, best of luck.
17:11Thanks.
17:13Morning.
17:14Oh, morning.
17:15I was just about to knock the door.
17:16Oh, you don't have to now because it's open.
17:24Oh, morning, son.
17:25Morning.
17:25Hey, what time are you for the chop, then?
17:28I'm appearing in court at 12, if that's what you mean.
17:30Ah, good, because I've got a couple of little tips for you.
17:34Hey, your little tips aren't much use, are they?
17:37Put a pound in your driving license.
17:39Oh, yeah.
17:39Well, I admit I slipped up there.
17:40I mean, I didn't allow for inflation.
17:42Should have been a fiver.
17:43Now then, any chance of a cup of coffee?
17:47Yeah, I suppose so.
17:48Oh, good.
17:51So, I had to get rid of her in that subtle manner, because I wanted to ask you, are you
17:58by any chance a buffalo?
18:01I don't think so.
18:03That's a pity, you see, because most of the magistrates are.
18:05Ah, then you could have given the buffalo sign for help and assistance.
18:13He'd have probably got off scot-free.
18:16Yeah, yeah, but I mean, if he wasn't a buffalo, he'd most probably sling me inside for doing
18:20that to him, wouldn't he?
18:21Yeah, there is that, I suppose.
18:22Coffee?
18:23No, thanks.
18:23I prefer tea in the morning.
18:26There's just one other thing.
18:28You are going to wear a suit, aren't you?
18:30No, no, I thought I'd go stark naked.
18:31I mean, that's how we Freemasons recognise each other.
18:35Morning, dears.
18:38George, your bacon and eggs are ready, love.
18:40Yeah, I was just coming down, Mildred.
18:43They're nice and crispy, the way you like.
18:47I, um, don't suppose you fancy a glass of your beer with it, do you?
18:51Not for breakfast, Mildred.
18:53Blimey, you've got me drinking this stuff all hours of the day.
18:57It's just a thought.
18:59Oh, er, what time is it?
19:0012 o'clock.
19:01Oh, lovely.
19:02I'll see you there, then.
19:03Give me a chance to wear my new hat.
19:05Did you get the chocolates?
19:06Yes, of course I did.
19:09Chocolates?
19:10No-one's taking this seriously.
19:22Mrs MacDonald.
19:29This is just like being brought up in front of the headmaster at school.
19:32Yeah, but the worst he could give you was six strokes.
19:34This guy could give you six months.
19:35I did know that.
19:42Careful, you wet yourself.
19:55What do you think he's here for?
19:58God knows.
20:00That's what I thought.
20:02Mind you, they do a lot of good as well.
20:04Do you know I shouldn't be here?
20:05I mean, I'm innocent.
20:06Well, you did do it.
20:07Well, just because I did it doesn't mean to sound guilty.
20:10I mean, it was just that ratty little policeman, honestly.
20:12The power, you see, they love the power.
20:13They're all megalomaniacs.
20:15They put on one little, rutty little, fuzzy little bune.
20:20Mind you, they do a lot of good as well.
20:23Afternoon.
20:2723 tins of baked beans concealed about your person.
20:31Not to mention five packets of cornflakes.
20:33To a total value in excess of five pounds.
20:36Shocking.
20:37Shocking.
20:38There are far too many cases of shoplifting coming up before this bench.
20:43However, in your case, we may be able to be lenient with you.
20:48We must come here more often.
20:49It's better than a telly.
20:51Yes, yes.
20:53Three months without the option.
20:55Stay around.
20:56Next case.
20:57It'll be another half hour yet, son.
20:59Do always run late.
21:00Have a sweet.
21:02It's a condemned man at a hearty toffee.
21:06You know, I always get a bit of stage fright right about this time.
21:09Oh.
21:11Listen, I'd better go into the gallery.
21:12Best of luck.
21:13I hope the pee falls out of your whistle.
21:17She's a bit of all right, that one, isn't she?
21:19Listen, don't you feel any sort of guilt?
21:22What for?
21:24You're the one who should feel guilty, isn't you?
21:26I mean, you was the one running around with your trousers down,
21:28singing All Things Bright and Beautiful.
21:33Oh, no, no.
21:35That was him, wasn't it?
21:40Yes, mind you, they do a lot of good as well.
21:42Yeah.
21:43No, no, you were the breathalyser, weren't you?
21:45Right.
21:45Yes, I'm glad I got that straight.
21:48Mr. Tripp?
21:49Yeah.
21:49If you please, sir.
21:51Now, I've got...
21:52One of yours, Bert.
21:53That's right.
21:54You're in good hands here, sir.
22:04There he is.
22:05Ah.
22:07I know him.
22:08So do I.
22:09It's his bicycle he ran over.
22:11Oh.
22:13Robin Oswald Tripp?
22:15I kept that quiet.
22:17Don't blame him.
22:19You are charged with driving a vehicle
22:21whilst having more than the permitted amount of alcohol
22:23in your bloodstream,
22:25contrary to the Road Safety Act of 1967.
22:29How do you plead to this charge?
22:31Gu...
22:33I've got a...
22:33I've got a coffee.
22:46Guilty.
22:50May I have your driving licence, please?
22:52It's as quick as that, is it?
22:54Not quite, Mr. Tripp.
22:57The Constable?
22:59Sir.
23:01On the 18th of this month,
23:02I was on patrol duty in the Kensington area.
23:05At 7.15pm,
23:07I observed the defendant arguing with another man.
23:09Do you want any soft centres?
23:10I don't like them.
23:11Mildy?
23:13He's very good, isn't he?
23:14That policeman.
23:15Very realistic.
23:17In doing so...
23:18Well, you know what I mean.
23:19They aren't all, aren't they?
23:20There was a bloke on crossroads last week.
23:23And I asked him to take a breathalyzer,
23:26wherein he replied,
23:27All things bright and beautiful...
23:34I'm sorry, no, no.
23:36Whereupon he replied,
23:37Oh, bloody hell!
23:39I have only had a pint of homemade Nats water.
23:47The test having proved positive, sir,
23:49I asked him to accompany me to...
23:50Yes, yes, I have the rest in front of me.
23:54Mr Tripp,
23:55you've heard the Constable's account of the incident.
23:59Do you wish to ask him any questions?
24:01Me?
24:02Oh, yes.
24:14I'd like you to cast your mind back to the 18th,
24:18without the Perry Masonisms,
24:20if you can ask.
24:25Did the wheels go all the way round?
24:27Eh?
24:29On the car.
24:30This could be a very important legal point,
24:32Your Honour.
24:32You see, in football,
24:33if the ball doesn't go all the way out of the line,
24:36it's still in play.
24:37Football?
24:38Exactly.
24:38I mean,
24:39I don't know if you saw the European Cup match
24:41between Leeds and Inter Milan.
24:42Yeah, Mr Tripp.
24:43He's come out to half-time,
24:44Bremner had the ball,
24:45he flinged it out to the wing.
24:46Mr Tripp.
24:46Yes?
24:47This is hardly relevant,
24:49unless you were playing football in your car at the time.
24:52No, no, I wasn't, no.
24:53I'm glad to hear it.
24:55It's just, I thought, you see,
24:55if the wheels hadn't turned a full circle...
24:57Yes, yes, I follow your reasoning,
24:59but the F.A. rules do not apply in this courtroom.
25:04So, in that respect, I'm afraid,
25:07you're offside.
25:12Very good.
25:13That's a good one.
25:16Yes.
25:17Do you have any more foolish questions?
25:21Anything known?
25:23Nothing known, sir.
25:25You realise, of course,
25:27that this offence
25:28carries a compulsory disqualification?
25:30Why are you playing football in the car?
25:32No, he lives in a world of his own.
25:35Licence endorsed,
25:37disqualified from driving for 12 months.
25:39Plus a fine of £25.
25:41Stand down.
25:42Next please.
25:52You touch lucky there?
25:53I think you're right.
25:56That could well have been 50.
25:58What, years?
25:59Pounds.
26:00I wouldn't mind the £25.
26:01It's not one word of thanks
26:02for the 20,000 miles I've driven stone-cold sober.
26:04You are very lucky I didn't mention
26:06your attempted bribery.
26:07The oldest trick in the book.
26:09He put a pound note
26:11in his driving licence.
26:13Disgraceful.
26:14Never mind.
26:16Oswald.
26:17Oswald.
26:17Do you realise
26:18that makes your initial spell rot?
26:20Never mind about that.
26:22Listen, what time's your driving test?
26:23Oh, at half past one.
26:24All right, well, I'll drive you...
26:27Ah.
26:28Never mind, love.
26:30Georgia driver down.
26:31Won't you, shooting-faced?
26:34Don't they?
26:51Right.
26:53Er, on a junction or bend,
26:55a humpback bridge,
26:57Briarville Hill,
26:58footpath.
26:59Oh, where else can't you park?
27:01Here, for a start.
27:03Don't worry, don't worry.
27:0450% of the people
27:05pass the test first time.
27:07That means 50% fail.
27:09That is another way
27:10of looking at it.
27:14Er, tell you what,
27:15I'll give you a little tip.
27:17Oh, well, perhaps not.
27:19Oh, that looks like an examiner.
27:20That looks like an examiner.
27:33Drive straight ahead
27:34and left at the lights, please.
27:36Right.
27:38Ignition.
27:41Right.
27:43Er...
27:43Tuna fish.
27:44Tuna fish.
27:46Now...
27:47Into gear.
27:48Tuna fish.
27:52Beans down.
27:54Beans?
27:55No, no, no, you're absolutely right.
27:58Chunky chicken.
28:00Chunky chicken down.
28:05Stop!
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