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00:04You're a tussy, darling. When Patsy comes in I want you to treat her with respect!
00:09All right!
00:12Guys, guys, guys, just give me a break, darlings! Just give me a break. I have a life to lead!
00:17This way, Patsy. Fellas, fellas, fellas! Sweeties, darling, can you just leave me alone?
00:25Fancy! Fancy! Fancy! Fancy!
00:31You alright, darling?
00:34You're not letting this get to you, are you?
00:36No, of course not.
00:38A little bit of bolly.
00:38Yeah, just a smidge.
00:39Oh!
00:41Are these todays?
00:42Yes, sweetie.
00:43Anything in them?
00:44Not much, darling, no.
00:45MP in drug craze sex romp shock with fash mag slag.
00:51Damn.
00:52I know.
00:53Well, there is that.
00:54Thank you very much, sweetie.
00:56Well, in fact, your front page of most of them, darling,
00:58but it has only been a day, you know.
01:01I mean, who could still possibly be interested in reading all this?
01:04His wife?
01:06Less than savvy, I am the victim in this case.
01:09I mean, he's just using me for publicity.
01:10He's just riding on my back to get his pathetic little face in the papers.
01:13Exactly, sweetie.
01:14Patsy has had the hassle and trauma.
01:16She's been forced to leave her flat, darling.
01:17Forced?
01:18Even the cockroaches left that hole of their own accord.
01:20Darling!
01:21They are trying to make out, darling, that Patsy is some kind of sex-crazed,
01:25morally corrupt, drunken, high-class prostitute, darling.
01:30Pretty accurate so far.
01:32Look at this.
01:33Four-letter Patsy and MP sex rap.
01:36Or do you have alcohol and sex near MP's home?
01:38Ridiculous.
01:39Those bastard scum fash.
01:40Felf of the press, darling.
01:42Well, make up your mind.
01:43One minute they're scum and the next you're giving them lunch
01:45and pouring booze down their throats in the great name of PR.
01:48Booze.
01:49Booze, sweetie.
01:50Booze, darling.
01:52Is that what they call it down the uni bar?
01:54Booze, sweetie.
01:55Is that?
01:56Well, you'll be popping in there, darling,
01:57after a hard day's lecture for some half a pint of shandy booze.
02:02And some pork-scracklings.
02:04Oh, God.
02:05Oh, God.
02:06Oh, what's up?
02:07Oh.
02:08Illicit passion for MP's posh clothes, my gal pal.
02:11Oh, God.
02:12Shocked wife of MP keeps silent.
02:14Bitch!
02:15Bitch!
02:17Queen Furious, that's not you.
02:19Oh, well, hey, hey, hey, hey.
02:21Let them ride what they want.
02:23Continued on page five.
02:24Oh, yeah.
02:24I mean, I shall just rise above it.
02:26I shall not let this thing affect me.
02:29In...
02:30BASTARD!
02:30NO!
02:31NO!
02:32NO!
02:33SHOW!
02:33SHOW!
02:33SHOW!
02:34SHOW!
02:35No, no, no.
02:35Father, Father, no.
02:36Patsy's still alive.
02:4047.
02:41AHHHH!
02:43I'll sue!
02:44Silly.
02:45Well, how old is she?
02:47I'm 39.
02:48And I'm an ober.
02:50Oh, she's an ober.
02:51It's not fair.
02:53It's a family.
02:55Another peak ugly MP making a fool of himself
02:57as some scrawny old booker.
02:59I see...
03:08Oh, Lord, oh, Lord!
03:10Nothing like a good old sex scandal.
03:12Bit more exciting than the ones in my day.
03:14God, what was it in your day?
03:15A woman shows ankle to chimney sweep shot?
03:19You know, in my day...
03:20In your day?
03:21Which century was that?
03:22In my day, there was a sense of style about the whole thing.
03:25You know, Christine Keeler and Mandy Rice Day,
03:27these little gorgeous little women who kept their mouths shut
03:29and just looked gorgeous and gave the whole thing an air of dignity.
03:32You know, that's the way I shall play it, Eddie.
03:34Not like these two-a-penny tarts of recent times, you know.
03:37Kiss and tell blurted away from the promise of a quick buck in instant fame.
03:41Not me, sweetie!
03:42My lips are sealed!
03:44You'll do a low magazine, then.
03:46Oh, yeah.
03:48You know, you might as well do it in the comfort of your own hands.
03:55Eddie, Eddie, the people from Hello are here.
04:05Hello.
04:06That's right!
04:09Antonia.
04:11Oh, it's interesting.
04:14Rustic.
04:15Ethnic.
04:18Would you like to follow me into my gracious drawing room?
04:24See, darling, could you just stop that a minute?
04:25Just go and help me here.
04:27I'm going to unwrap all these things.
04:28They're all objet from my shop, darling,
04:30so keep the price tags showing.
04:31The one from the Low magazine is here,
04:33and I haven't finished decorating the room.
04:34Why? Well done.
04:35Because, sweetie,
04:36what you can't tell about a person
04:37by what they have chosen you should see on their coffee table
04:39isn't worth knicker a lot.
04:42What do you think, darling?
04:43Look, look, look. What do you think?
04:45It's an Eskimo Papoose.
04:49Don't look like that, sweetie.
04:50Any chance of a quick buck in the Arctic
04:52to tip the babies out and ship them down, I tell you?
04:57You know,
04:58I think it's going to be really great if you move into halls.
05:00I'm really, really enjoying it.
05:03I mean, it takes a little while to get used to it.
05:06You know, all the noise and everything.
05:07Like other people coming and going all the time
05:09and other people's sound systems.
05:11Sounds like home.
05:12But you've got to get used to it if you're moving in.
05:21I don't suppose you've got any low-alcohol cider, have you?
05:24Because that's what everyone's drinking at the moment.
05:28Actually, I don't drink.
05:29Oh.
05:30You should give it a try. It's brilliant.
05:34You know, last night, at a party, I drank a whole can.
05:41Now, where am I?
05:43I'm sorry?
05:46Where am I here?
05:48In my gracious drawing room.
05:50No.
05:51I mean, where is this?
05:54Shepherds Bush?
05:55Oh! Holland Park! Holland Park!
06:01It's not the outskirts either.
06:02It's not the edge of Holland Park.
06:04This is the rich heartland of Holland Park here.
06:07All right. Is the photographer here yet?
06:08No. We never do photos on the same day. Next week.
06:14I have a 70-foot drawing room, West Facing Garden.
06:171.5 million.
06:22Right. Let's, um, kick off, shall we?
06:29Is it important to have lovely things around you?
06:33Yes.
06:36Is it a miracle that you are walking again?
06:42It is a miracle that I can walk at all.
06:45I bless the wonder of life and the newness of living.
06:51Jed might be around tomorrow night as, um,
06:53he and I sort of, um, hang out a bit, you know.
06:56Catching up on lecture notes and that sort of thing.
06:58Ooh.
06:59No, nothing like that.
07:01I know what you're thinking.
07:02You may be sorely disappointed there.
07:05Although, the other night,
07:08he did get locked up in our part of the halls.
07:11Poor bastard.
07:12And he did have to sleep on the floor in my room, but...
07:15Only because he couldn't chew through the restraints
07:17with his bare teeth, I shouldn't...
07:20You see, Jed's really, really lucky because...
07:22Oh, listen, can you just shut titty caca here up for a second, do you?
07:26I've got the experience on my hand.
07:28Oh, that's better, that's better.
07:33Now, listen, you.
07:34I said you could go to university, darling.
07:37I did not say you could move into the residential home.
07:40I'm only thinking of moving into the halls of residence
07:42because it is easier for me, all right?
07:44Oh, easier for you.
07:44Easier for you.
07:46I can see the headline now, can't you, sweetie?
07:49Home alone mother left a friend for herself.
07:53Now, good-time daughter shacks up student-style.
07:56I left her with a neighbour and friend, she said.
07:58Oh, yes, oh, yes.
08:06Help, Mama, sweetie.
08:09Help, Mama, darling.
08:10Ow!
08:12And when will the baby be born?
08:14Do you hope to have a big family?
08:18Oh, of course.
08:20How stupid of me.
08:22Those questions were transparently for a much younger woman.
08:28And you're not Annabelle Croft?
08:30No, I'm Patsy Stone.
08:31Stone.
08:34Oh, did your life change much after basic instinct?
08:40Yeah?
08:41Bonjour.
08:42Oui, oui, oui.
08:43Yeah?
08:44Just pop me.
08:45That's Rick.
08:45Oh, God.
08:46Four bloody languages.
08:47They can't specialise in my...
08:48Just pop me through the Zermats.
08:50Zermats!
08:50Who are you calling?
08:51My doctor, Philip, darling.
08:53He's skiing in Switzerland.
08:55Hello?
08:56Hello, Philip?
08:57Yes, it's Adina.
08:58Hmm?
08:59You know this puzzle of mine, darling?
09:01Yeah, I just bashed it on the door frame.
09:03It's very painful.
09:04Huh?
09:05Huh?
09:05What?
09:06Oh, God.
09:07I just hit the grand slalom.
09:08I can't hear the wind noise.
09:10Eddie?
09:11Oh, Pats, darling, how does it go?
09:12Do these work?
09:14For how old, sweetie?
09:15Oh, for 35.
09:17You might need a few more for 35, I think.
09:20Well, how much more?
09:21A bungee jump with the elastic tied to the back of your head.
09:26Yes!
09:27Yes!
09:28Yes!
09:29Yes!
09:30Yes!
09:31Yes!
09:32Yes!
09:32Oh!
09:35Operation!
09:37Darling!
09:38Hospital!
09:39Yes!
09:40Oh, all right.
09:42All right.
09:46Did you catch that, darling?
09:49I've got to go to hospital.
09:51Hospital, Eddie.
09:52I'll come with you.
09:53All right.
09:54I'm going to have to pack and order the ambulance and everything.
09:57Why don't you take your car?
09:58Because, sweetie, I do not pay huge insurance premiums so I can just drive myself to hospital, all right?
10:03Okay.
10:03And not stay overnight.
10:05Okay.
10:06Come on, Pats.
10:07Which one should we go to?
10:08Hmm?
10:08Cromwell, Heritage.
10:10Champneys.
10:11Oh, yeah.
10:12Have they got a pool?
10:12Have they got a pool?
10:13Yeah.
10:13Meow.
10:14Meow.
10:16Meow.
10:20If you just put me straight in, just circle around a bit.
10:23Is I worse than not being able to see the person they put into the ambulance?
10:26Oi!
10:27What about me?
10:28I'm sick too, you know.
10:31Okay.
10:31Okay.
10:32Okay.
10:32Here she comes.
10:33MC's cart is Murphy there.
10:45Smile this way, Patsy.
10:47Smile this way, Patsy.
10:49Patsy, how are you?
10:50I'm fine.
10:50I'm just here with a sick friend.
10:55I regret to inform you that I've already given that exclusive to Hello Magazine.
10:59Hello, Patsy.
11:01I'll send someone out to get you, sweetie.
11:05Over here.
11:05Over here.
11:05How are you going for?
11:06Over here.
11:07Over here.
11:08No, no, no.
11:08Patsy.
11:09Patsy.
11:10Patsy.
11:10Patsy.
11:11Patsy.
11:12Patsy.
11:12Patsy.
11:22No bloody minibar!
11:24God!
11:25That's hard to credit, isn't it, really?
11:27Oh, let's not have the TV on, darling.
11:29What is this?
11:30Morning television?
11:31Oh, sweetie.
11:32It's worse than that.
11:32It's mid-morning bloody television, isn't it?
11:35Patronising women, castrated males and Welsh cartoons till people who like a gin and
11:39tonic at home at 6.30, darling.
11:40Turn it off.
11:41Gin and tonic, Eddie.
11:43Oh, gin and tonic, sweetie.
11:45You order it, sweetie.
11:46I'm just going to check out the bathroom.
11:50Have you got any pain at the moment, dear?
11:53Oh.
11:53Yes.
11:54Yes.
11:56Oh!
11:58Mary!
11:58Mary, come in here a minute and look at this!
12:02Oh, God!
12:03What is this?
12:04You know, my daughter could get away with wearing something like this.
12:08Well, maybe she could get away with it, but I doubt very much if she'd be able to afford
12:12it.
12:13Well, she's only three years old.
12:16Look, just furnish us with the appropriate drugs and then leave the room, please.
12:20With the laugh you've given us, there's the least we can do for you.
12:22Now, how about some distalgesic?
12:25Distalgesic.
12:26Distalgesic.
12:26Is that all right, Pats?
12:27Wash them down with brandy.
12:28Yeah.
12:29And I'm on a drip and a little heart bleat machine here.
12:32Right?
12:32I've seen casualty.
12:33I know what goes on.
12:35Now, have you any pain?
12:37No, but I'm still paying.
12:39You've got any of that stuff they use in Awakenings?
12:40El Dopa.
12:41El Dopa, yes.
12:42Two of those on the rocks.
12:43And give me some cigarettes.
12:44Well, then, Benson and Hedges are Marlboro.
12:47Both.
12:47And bring me the wine list.
12:50Hey, is that it?
12:51Is it?
12:53Yes.
12:54Hello, dear.
12:55I thought I recognised you.
12:58That's that old slag in the papers last week.
13:08Yes, and then there are these really lovely rocher-shaking slippers.
13:11Lovely.
13:12And chairs, I thought might be quite interesting.
13:15I've got a friend who's got a shop with some lovely chairs in it.
13:18Chacaster?
13:19Yes.
13:19Yes.
13:19And she believes chairs are as important to civilisation as a masterpiece.
13:26Or something.
13:27I wrote it down somewhere.
13:28Two.
13:29We could print that up and do some lovely...
13:31photos.
13:33Yes.
13:34Yes.
13:37Yes.
13:37Oh, God.
13:38You'd think they'd set a doctor in by now, wouldn't you?
13:40Huh?
13:41This might be dying here.
13:43Wouldn't you, sweetie?
13:44Huh?
13:44Oi.
13:45Darling.
13:46Sweetie.
13:47Visitor.
13:47Visit.
13:48Visit.
13:50God.
13:50She's got two people with her.
13:52Two.
13:52These aren't Pats's friends, are they?
13:54No, darling.
13:54They're from the magazine.
13:56What's she having done?
13:57Has she decided yet?
13:58Must be hard to find a priority on a face like that.
14:01She's having a little face peel and some eyelid rejuvenation.
14:04All right.
14:07Oh, God.
14:07Don't you ever go off duty?
14:09What do you want?
14:10Oi.
14:11More champagne.
14:12Oh.
14:12Can mine be a box first?
14:14And some nibbles.
14:15Is this your daughter?
14:18Yes.
14:19Well, maybe there's a god after all.
14:23Don't you dare.
14:24Don't you dare.
14:25Now, look, I demand to see a doctor.
14:27Mr Simpson will be round in a minute.
14:30Mr Simpson.
14:31Mr Simpson.
14:31I want a proper doctor in a white coat who's going to take me seriously
14:34and give me some more painkillers now, all right?
14:36Right.
14:36Mrs, um, um.
14:38One soon.
14:38I'll be operating on your, um, um, tomorrow morning.
14:42Hold my hand, darling.
14:43It could be the care-sick if all I know.
14:45You could do this under local.
14:47Not a very serious operation.
14:48Be very quick.
14:50Local?
14:51Local anaesthetic.
14:52Aren't you mad?
14:54God, what is this?
14:54Eastern Europe?
14:56I don't feel any pain.
14:58I don't feel it.
14:59I swear to see it.
15:00I'm not totally lacking in imagination, you know.
15:03I want total sensory deprivation and back-up drugs.
15:06All right.
15:07Believe me, she's much happier unconscious.
15:10I'll see you tomorrow.
15:11All right.
15:11Yes, I know I should see that lumpy breast woman now,
15:14but great friends of mine are having a drinks party.
15:17Face lift.
15:19Oh, it'll be a doddle.
15:20Just grab her by the scalp, shake her up and down a bit
15:22and chop off the slack.
15:24Tomorrow.
15:27Oh, you.
15:28Bitch nurse.
15:29Don't you just keep me on the threshold of pain.
15:32I want some more painkillers.
15:33Look, I have two tiny little paraplegics or something in this cup.
15:37Over an hour ago.
15:39And don't look at me like I'm mad.
15:40I know you've got valium out there.
15:42Have you tried this?
15:43It's the triple-acting alpha hydroxy acid natural complex
15:47to reactivate your skin,
15:49making you scientifically more beautiful.
15:52Sounds good.
15:54Dermatologist and ophthalmologist tested non-actual...
15:57I don't know what this means, but it's forcing me to believe it.
16:00Yes.
16:01No, I think that's bloody rubbish.
16:02You know, if you want a face peel,
16:03you want the full-strength sulfuric acid skin stripper.
16:06This is a total beauty experience.
16:08Gnarled old oak trees have been wheeled into this hospital
16:10and gone out as saplings.
16:11Look, it says in the brochure.
16:14Breast enhancement?
16:15Oh.
16:16That's an operation.
16:18What's this an operation?
16:20Oh.
16:20I thought it was just something to do with good lighting.
16:24Oh, there's fuss they're making about implants.
16:26Their breasts have been blown out of all proportion.
16:28I mean, who wouldn't put up with
16:29a not entirely unpleasant trickling sensation
16:31and a slight crystallisation around the lower abdomen
16:34for that amount of cleavage, eh?
16:36Oh, my darling.
16:37Hello, Pat.
16:38How are you?
16:38Unlucky business with the MP.
16:40Still the LO thing should sort all that out.
16:41Right, I'd better make this quick.
16:42I've got a laundry opening and a feminine washout
16:44to get to by six.
16:45And all this for my extended working champagne lunch
16:47with a noosca bloody hempel floating about here.
16:49Right.
16:50This month I want articles about how lovely spending money is.
16:53Expensive things are better.
16:54Cosmetics are great.
16:55I want money, money, money, spend, spend, spend.
16:57I don't want to see any more photos of gauntless skeletons
16:59with no brains, no make-up and no bloody tits.
17:03You know what I'm called?
17:04Teenagers won't sell a Chanel suit.
17:05No, they're too thin.
17:06Too young.
17:07The models will get any younger.
17:08Perhaps they'll be chucking fetuses down the catwalk.
17:13Right, we need new photos of everyone.
17:15Staff, editors and writers to go at the front of the magazine.
17:17Stupid bloody idea, but everybody's doing it.
17:19Oh, I'll get the hello chaps to a head and shoulders of me.
17:21Good.
17:22I blame the papers myself.
17:23They started a trend.
17:24Journeys with egos.
17:25Oh, I don't like them.
17:26I mean, it's bad enough having to read most of the crap that's written
17:28without having to look at a photo of the bastard that wrote it.
17:30Right.
17:31These are the shots I had done.
17:32I don't care what I look like.
17:33It's the attitude.
17:34Oh, Magda, who did these?
17:35Bailey O'Neill, Litchfield.
17:36No crap.
17:37It seems a bit he was just the one.
17:38Couldn't we make a feature?
17:39Our editor?
17:41Yes.
17:41And then we could use all these lovely, um,
17:43filters.
17:44And then each week do the same with all of us.
17:47Yes.
17:48Chairs.
17:49Chairs might be nice.
17:51Are you going?
17:52Yes.
17:53Home?
17:54No, I'm going to the party at the halls.
17:57Oh.
17:57Well, so you won't be here when I come round, then?
17:59For the first time in my life, no.
18:01Oh, why?
18:04Look, it's just for the room warming.
18:07Look, Mum, just don't be happy or pleased or nothing.
18:22You all right, Pat?
18:23Yeah, darling.
18:24You?
18:25Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:27Not nervous, are you, darling?
18:28No, not a bit.
18:29I can't wait.
18:30The day after tomorrow, my life begins again.
18:32Goodbye, aging obscurity, and hello, magazine.
18:38Oh.
18:39Take more than two of those and not more.
18:44Did you take the cream, Ed?
18:46She took everything we had.
18:50Come on.
18:51Come on.
18:52No, no.
18:52Don't be scared.
18:53Don't be scared.
18:54Don't be scared.
18:54Don't be scared.
19:01Don't be scared.
19:02Slowly.
19:03Whoa.
19:06She's gone.
19:08Praise the Lord.
19:14Ah, Edina, my dear.
19:17It's sad news, I'm afraid.
19:20The doctors say there is nothing they can do.
19:23Brains is working on the formula.
19:25He may not have enough time.
19:28I'm very sorry.
19:32Your friends and family are here.
19:38Patsy.
19:42Mandy Rice Davis, where's Patsy?
19:44Oh, sweetie, it's Patsy.
19:46This is a dream.
19:49How do I look, Pats?
19:51Wonderful.
19:52You never seem to age.
19:54I've always been jealous of that.
19:56It's just bone structure, Patsy.
19:59My whole body just hangs off these cheekbones.
20:02Don't die, Eddie.
20:04You're my touchstone, Eddie.
20:08I think I should see my family now.
20:14Saff?
20:16Saffy, darling.
20:17I swear you wore the Lacroix.
20:21Yeah, I'll always wear my Lacroix from now on, when I'm in town, Ma.
20:29Yeah, I've decided not to go to university.
20:31Oh, God.
20:32I'm going to bum around Europe, experimenting with drugs.
20:35Wearing for a denim, for as long as it's fashionable.
20:38And then take a flat in Paris.
20:40Just be a famous artist.
20:42And people will know that I owe it all to you.
20:47Thank you, darling.
20:50I know we've had our little ups and downs, sweetie, but...
20:55I'd always sort of love you, you know.
21:01Is your father here, sweetie? Is Justin here?
21:04Yeah.
21:05Papa's just here, Mama.
21:08Justin.
21:09You can't die.
21:11I'm a wonderful woman, you.
21:13I won't let you.
21:15Tammy, you're not gay.
21:16No, I'm not. I use that as an excuse.
21:19When we split up, I knew I'd never find another woman that could take your place.
21:23I didn't want another woman.
21:25I shall, of course, be sending a letter to this effect,
21:28to all those bitch friends of yours who said I told you so.
21:30And it will be in print in the obituary in the Times, which they will print by mistake.
21:36Because I'm sure you're going to pull through.
21:41Is my son here? Is Serge here? My pride and joy?
21:45Mama, he's taking weather readings in the Arctic.
21:48Yes, that affects the North Pole.
21:54Oh, my God. Where are the nurses? Somebody must be doing something.
21:59Hi, honey. The doctor's tried to stop me, but I said you give that chick anything she needs.
22:04I'm from Detroit and I don't mess around.
22:06Now, what do you need? Sex, drugs, rock and roll.
22:08Rock and roll?
22:12I know.
22:15So make a stand for your man, honey.
22:17Try to can the can.
22:21Put your man in the can, honey.
22:24Get him while you can.
22:25Your mother is here.
22:27Yes, Mummy's here, Dee.
22:29She don't care.
22:31I was just passing, dear.
22:35Goodness, you're looking young.
22:36You hardly seem to have changed since you were a little girl.
22:41You're not looking so bad yourself.
22:43In fact, I thought you'd be a lot older.
22:45It's my bone structure, dear.
22:47Your whole body hangs off my cheekbones.
22:50Don't give up, please.
22:52Come on, Anne!
22:53Yeah!
22:54Come on, Anne!
22:55Down in the middle gate, my bones.
22:58Come on, Anne!
22:59Yeah!
22:59Come on, Anne!
23:00Yeah!
23:01Down in the middle gate, my bones.
23:03Get off, get off, get off.
23:07Mrs Monsoon, how are you feeling?
23:11Oh, God, what are you doing here?
23:14Oh, I was visiting someone from my bridge club, dear.
23:17Just down the corridor.
23:18So I thought as I was passing...
23:19My foot!
23:20My foot!
23:21I must see the scar.
23:26Is that it?
23:28Huh?
23:28Yes.
23:29Wasn't very much in the end.
23:30Not even a toenail, in fact.
23:32Oh, what then?
23:32Well, we, uh, we removed this.
23:35It's an acupuncture needle.
23:37Must have worked its way down.
23:40But I've only ever had cranial acupuncture.
23:45Oh!
23:47How many organs that it harpooned on its way down?
23:51A needle dumping ground.
23:52We'll put a bandage on it, at least, you.
23:55God, where's Patsy?
24:00Oh, fantastic.
24:05At her tasteful London home, which she decorated herself,
24:10I met the lovely, internationally renowned fashion director, Patsy Stone.
24:15I love to collect things.
24:17There's nothing I like better than shopping for knick-knacks.
24:19Patsy nibbled a humble salad and sipped up an avian mortar.
24:24I like to maintain a healthy lifestyle.
24:26It's hard to believe that Patsy is 39 years old.
24:30She looks so young.
24:33So young.
24:34Thanks.
24:36Young.
24:37Wake up, Miss Stone.
24:39The operation is over.
24:41A complete success.
24:42Yes.
24:48Just pop in to see poor old Patsy, dear.
24:51I think I heard them wheel her back in.
24:54Patsy?
24:55It's only me.
24:56May I come in?
24:57Go in, Mrs M.
24:58I think you're in for a very pleasant surprise.
25:00I think you're in for a very pleasant surprise.
25:30Go in, Mrs M.,
25:31Go in, Mrs M.
26:04It's never mine, darling.
26:08Hey-ho.
26:18I'm not crying, are you, darling?
26:20No, sweetie, it's just that a little wound under my eye won't heal.
26:25A little wound this side won't heal either.