00:18I'm sorry to bother you, ma'am.
00:20I am looking for her husband.
00:26Very funny, sir.
00:29But I'm only helping out a little at home.
00:31You see, we're a modern family.
00:34Harriet is working late today, so I'm cleaning the house and making dinner.
00:37Playing house.
00:40For God's sake, man, where is your dignity?
00:44I have plenty of dignity, sir.
00:47What is it? What is it? A little lady?
00:53Here, this is for you.
00:56A pager?
00:57That's how it is.
00:59From now on, when a police matter needs to be dealt with quickly,
01:02to be able to locate him anytime, anywhere.
01:06Sir, will any other sergeants receive this?
01:08Not just you.
01:10All my other sergeants have successfully passed their annual check-up.
01:16I understand, sir.
01:18Excellent.
01:19Keep this in your little bag.
01:27Lieutenant, let me make one thing perfectly clear.
01:33I wear the pants in this house.
01:36I am the supplier.
01:38I am the man of the house.
01:43Honey, I'm home now.
01:47What's there to play?
02:00Household items.
02:05No.
02:18No.
02:19No.
02:22No.
02:35No.
02:37No.
02:39No.
02:41No.
02:44No.
02:45No.
02:46No.
02:46No.
02:50No.
03:13The show must go on.
03:25I'll have what I want for breakfast
03:27I want eggs with bacon.
03:27I just want bacon
03:28I want cake
03:29I want an egg!
03:33And I'll rest.
03:39He's the deadly lieutenant
03:41It could be an emergency and I'm not even dressed.
03:44Ever since you got that cricket
03:46You don't even have time for breakfast
03:52Very good
03:59What light is coming through the window?
04:05It is the east
04:07And Laura is the south
04:11That's Romeo and Juliet.
04:14You're right
04:16It's for the school play we're rehearsing today.
04:19This year we will perform the most immortal tragedy of two
04:23Passionate lovers
04:25Don't you feel a gentle tingling on your skin?
04:29Yes, I get goosebumps when I see you.
04:33Steve, why don't you play Romeo?
04:37No, that would turn it into a comedy.
04:41You see, I wanted to do it.
04:43But I ran into the director's stupid veto
04:45I fit the character.
04:48Because of my arrogance and my undeniable physical condition
04:52But he preferred that I take care of the cast
04:56So he appointed you stage director
04:58Yeah
05:02Good night
05:03Good night
05:05Saying goodbye is such a sweet pain
05:07I would be saying goodnight.
05:09Until dawn
05:25Laura, are you going to do the test for Julieta?
05:28I'm not sure
05:29I think you'd be fine
05:31Of course
05:33You are my niece
05:34And I am a magnificent actress.
05:36That's how it is
05:37He is able to say it without blinking
05:39He is 23 years old
05:45Well, I have to go
05:47What's the emergency, Carl?
05:51Lieutenant Mortag
05:52He wants me to come and pick him up
05:54His uniform for the dry cleaners
05:58Check out my interpretation.
06:02Oh, Carl!
06:04Thank you, heaven
06:05I think we are alone
06:06I'm crazy about you
06:08My great hero
06:09With so many dangers
06:12Robberies and murders
06:13And fearing that going to pick up a uniform
06:15Oh!
06:16Oh!
06:17I can't stand it anymore
06:23What did you think?
06:26You are very upset
06:35Romeo!
06:36Romeo!
06:37Romeo!
06:38Romeo!
06:38Romeo!
06:38Why are you Romeo?
06:41Deny your father and reject your name!
06:45Oh, Romeo!
06:50Thank you!
06:52Thank you all!
06:54Thank you all!
06:58You all did very well
06:59You all did great!
07:02Enough is enough!
07:02Enough is enough!
07:03Enough!
07:03Enough!
07:13Steve, go sit down
07:16Where?
07:18In you
07:21Are you kidding me?
07:31I was telling you
07:33The tests went very well.
07:36But Romeo's role
07:38He will be played by Daniel Wallace
07:45Are you gorgeous?
07:47Yes, I wouldn't mind acting with him
07:51Okay, for the role of Juliet
07:53I have to choose between two young people
07:55They can be...
07:58Maximo or Laura
07:59Good!
08:01I think we're going to do it here
08:02No, no, no, no
08:03Daniel, would you mind reading with these young women?
08:06Well, it will be a true and complete pleasure.
08:09Maxime, you first
08:16But silence
08:18What light is streaming through the window?
08:21It is the east
08:22And Juliet
08:24It's the sun
08:26Look how he rests his hand on his cheek
08:29I wish I could be that glove on that hand.
08:32To play
08:33That cheek
08:35This is so good
08:39Thank you, thank you
08:41Thanks Maxime
08:43It was an interesting performance
08:48How did I do?
08:49Oh, you were good
08:50Really?
08:51Okay, Laura, it's your turn.
08:53It starts with line 32 of the same scene
09:03If you truly love me
09:05Oh, gentle Romeo, if you love me
09:09Declare it honestly
09:12That's the one, Juliet
09:17Good night
09:20Good night
09:21Good night
09:22Saying goodbye is such a sweet pain
09:26What would I be saying goodnight?
09:30Until dawn
09:35Cut! Cut!
09:39Back off, you scoundrels!
09:40How dare you kiss Laura?
09:45Cut!
09:56Hey, Harriet!
09:59Honey, you look beautiful
10:06Thanks, Crane
10:08It's more
10:09Why don't we forget about dinner?
10:11And are we staying home tonight?
10:14Can we do it?
10:15Yeah
10:15But if we do
10:17we will get lost
10:19the special dish
10:21by Cher Josefino
10:31Let's go!
10:34Oh no!
10:35Lieutenant Murtag again!
10:38I know it's a hassle
10:40But, darling, I'm taking my annual exam.
10:42And I have to pass no matter what.
10:43Don't worry
10:45I'll call the Lieutenant
10:46And I'll tell him we have special plans.
10:50Good
10:50You must remember, Laura
10:52that was a great performance
10:54It always comes from deep within.
10:55Legendary performances
10:57They have always been actors
10:58who have found pain
11:00within his soul
11:03Can you feel it?
11:05You feel the pain
11:10I feel your pain, Raquel
11:12But I hope your food will help.
11:18Did you hear what he said?
11:20Carl is saying
11:21to Lieutenant Murtag
11:22we have plans tonight
11:23and that he cannot do it
11:24your personal errands
11:25Yes sir
11:27Two well-done hamburgers
11:29Yes, fries
11:32and a banana smoothie
11:33Yes, I have it.
11:34No problem, sir.
11:36Glad to do it
11:37Bye
11:43Bye
11:44Harriet, I know what you're thinking
11:46But the poor man's car
11:48It's in the workshop
11:49and he's at home
11:50with a severe stomach ache
11:54Carl, I can't believe it
11:56I leave work early
11:58It takes me two hours to get ready
12:00And now I'm staying home
12:02because your boss
12:03His stomach hurts
12:07Do you see it, Laura?
12:09This is the kind of pain
12:10the one I'm talking about
12:11You have to look for it
12:13deep within your soul
12:21Well
12:21I'd better go and find it.
12:24the lieutenant's meal
12:27You know?
12:28I think tonight
12:29Nothing worse can happen to me.
12:33Hey, big guy
12:36I made a mistake
12:40Laura
12:41Laura
12:43I have terrible news
12:45What's happening?
12:46What's happening?
12:46To Daniel Wallace
12:47He's had a fainting spell
12:48and they operate on him
12:50But the show is tomorrow.
12:51Who's going to play Romeo?
12:58Oh, no
13:02Yes, my guayabera
13:04It will be me!
13:06I think it's going to be
13:07a great show
13:09It will be my great talent
13:11opposite yours
13:17What kind of soil?
13:18Yes, Laura
13:19I have already found the pain
13:33Bravo, Juliet!
13:35Bravo, Juliet!
13:36Bravo, Juliet!
13:36Bravo, bravo, bravo!
13:37Bravo, bravo, bravo!
13:38Bravo, bravo, bravo!
13:40Car, don't do that
13:42after each scene
13:43Mother
13:44I am proud of my daughter
13:45I wish I could
13:46I can say the same about you.
13:49Poor
13:50Because you said so?
13:52Now comes the scene
13:52from the balcony
13:54Will you kiss, Steve?
13:55Don't know
13:56Every time I ask him
13:57He goes and eats a hard-boiled egg.
14:02You were supposed to bring today
14:03that damn shine
14:04to the theater
14:05Look, Mom
14:06Lieutenant Murtag
14:07he ordered me
14:07that I would always carry it with me
14:08I'll go see what he wants
14:12No no
14:13I don't plan to go
14:14This is a great moment
14:16for my daughter
14:17And I want to be here.
14:20I'm sorry, lieutenant.
14:21This line is out of service
14:28Car, very good
14:36You have regained your dignity.
14:41It's starting now.
15:02But silence
15:05What light breaks through
15:06through the window?
15:08Is it the east?
15:10And Juliet?
15:11Is it the sun?
15:17Bravo, Juliet!
15:18Bravo!
15:19Bravo!
15:20Bravo!
15:24Oh, Romeo!
15:26Romeo!
15:27Why are you Romeo?
15:38If you truly love me
15:48Declare it sincerely!
15:52Oh!
15:55What a crash!
15:58Steve, are you okay?
16:00I'm still alive!
16:05Don't swear by the moon
16:07The fickle moon
16:12Why swear then?
16:15Don't swear to anything
16:17Juliet, dinner's ready!
16:18I don't want them to find you here, love.
16:20Go away!
16:22Go away!
16:32Good night
16:34Hello good
16:36The farewell is
16:38so bitter
16:43What would he be saying?
16:45Good night?
16:48Until dawn
16:54I wish I wasn't here
17:13Mébé, Chau!
17:14Mébé, Chau!
17:15Mébé, Chau!
17:25Mébé, Chau!
17:45I did all this
18:09Miss Stubben
18:14I'm sorry
18:15I know, Steve
18:17What can you do?
18:19You always feel it
18:24Look, Steve
18:25I have decided to retire from the drama department
18:30Oh no, I'm going to fall
18:33Yes, well
18:36Steve
18:37You won't be in the course next semester, will you?
18:44No
18:45Okay, okay
18:47Then I will not retire
19:12Steve
19:13Steve
19:13Oh, beautiful Juliet
19:17No one as adorable
19:21Are you okay?
19:22Yeah
19:25Someone has written idiot, idiot, idiot on the dressing room mirror
19:31Alright
19:33I wrote that
19:38Why did you do it?
19:41Because it's the truth
19:43I'm an idiot
19:44Laura, I ruined the play
19:48It was an accident
19:50It was an accident
19:50It could have happened to anyone.
19:57Well, there must be someone it could happen to.
20:01No
20:02Only an idiot
20:07When I think that I've spent my life wanting you to kiss me
20:11And when I finally get it
20:14I've ruined it
20:17I've turned a magical moment into a three-ring circus
20:23You made a mistake, that's all.
20:25But I've ruined your debut.
20:27You are the best Juliet there ever was
20:31And I've made you look like a fool
20:34Believe me, Steve
20:35Nobody thinks I'm stupid
20:41It's true?
20:43Or are you just saying that so I don't feel so bad?
20:48It's true
20:49What's more, the audience liked what you did
20:52We received a great ovation
20:53They had to raise the curtain several times
20:55And they didn't let us finish the show.
20:58We didn't finish the show because I destroyed Verona
21:09Thank you for trying to cheer me up
21:11You are welcome
21:14What are you touching me for?
21:15You're a friend
21:19Come on, we have to go to that party
21:21Good
21:24Laura
21:26I want to ask you a question
21:29Why are you wasting your time trying to cheer up a worm like me?
21:34Don't know
21:36Did you do it for love?
21:40For love?
21:42No, I did it out of pity.
21:46Oh, from pity to love there is but a step
21:50No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
21:55no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
21:55no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
21:55no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
21:56no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
22:43Thanks for watching the video
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