00:07Thanks for letting me practice with you, Steve.
00:10I will pass the first aid course.
00:13No problem, Eddie.
00:15I have a lot of personal experience in first aid.
00:18I had a nosebleed at birth and I didn't yet know how to blow my nose.
00:24I'll be right back.
00:25I'm going to get the plaster cast.
00:27There's no rush.
00:28I am a patient, patient.
00:34Carl, buddy!
00:38My friend with the license plate.
00:39My friend the patrolman.
00:41How was your day on those dangerous streets?
00:43Cops and robbers, good guys, bad guys, heroes and villains.
00:47The man who takes risks...
01:00Household items.
01:02It is a rare condition of this day and in the day.
01:06How was your day on the streets?
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07:09How do you think she is? I was hit by a hockey puck.
07:13It was a fantastic save, you deserved the great ovation they gave you
07:18Car, I called Chet Josephine and we have the reservation confirmed.
07:24Honey, I'm so sorry, I wanted to call you, but there's been a change of plans.
07:28What now?
07:30Do you remember Joe Hitchburn, traffic cop? He was so shy, he couldn't get a date.
07:34Yeah?
07:35Well, they transferred him to the vice squad and he's getting married this week
07:40Oh my goodness, just imagine the bridesmaids!
07:45The thing is, the guys are going to throw him a bachelor party.
07:48Do you mind if I come?
07:50Yourself, Car
07:51Thank you, you're the best, don't wait up for me
08:00Javier, how could you let Cal get away with it?
08:04And what was I supposed to do? Beg him to take me out to dinner?
08:08Honey, Carl is my son and in my eyes he does nothing wrong
08:14But he's your husband
08:15And if I were you, I'd give him a good slap.
08:20I wish Carl were more romantic.
08:23But I can't force him
08:29Know?
08:30He would send me flowers for no reason.
08:33He would leave me love notes all over the house
08:36He would call me four times a day to tell me that he loved me
08:44But now he doesn't do it anymore.
08:47But Harriet, doesn't that make you furious?
08:51No
08:52But I'm afraid
09:05Laura, Laura, I've got him for the next two wonderful weeks
09:08I'll be Mrs. Mark Healy
09:11Who did I get paired with, Mick Derrick or Jeff?
09:14I was so happy that I forgot to look
09:34Don't overwhelm her
09:35Don't overwhelm her
09:36My wife needs air.
09:49Mommy
09:50Yes darling
09:51I'm glad Uncle Carl came back
09:55But Richie, hasn't he gone anywhere?
09:58Aunt Jarrett said he was in the dog pound
10:10Laura, I called Raquel's corner two hours ago.
10:14Where have you been?
10:15Taking a walk
10:17Well, sit down, you almost missed dinner.
10:33Very funny
10:34What's happening?
10:36Have you lost your sense of humor, Mrs. Urkel?
10:41Eddie, is that your face or is it just a sketch?
10:46Guys, no fighting at the table
10:52Hi, honey, I'm home now.
10:59Hello, Laura, my little nucial nymph
11:01I know you're eager for us to start our life together
11:03But first I need to talk to your father
11:07What's this about, Steve?
11:09Okay, Carl, call me old-fashioned.
11:10But before I marry Laura, I would like your blessing.
11:15I appreciate that, Steve
11:16But I wouldn't get in the way.
11:18On the path of two who are very, very, very much in love
11:25Dad
11:26You won't have to regret it
11:28I can assure you that we Urkels
11:30We are a good family with a name we are proud of.
11:33In Kenya, Urkel means a benign cyst on the front leg of an antelope
11:43Two weeks later
12:00Ready for dessert, my little crepe chouchette?
12:06Steve, I'm full
12:08Have you cooked seven meals for me yet?
12:10It would have been eight, but I didn't like the smell of that chicken.
12:14I've finished all the cleaning.
12:16Know?
12:17At the bottom of the refrigerator
12:18You have a fascinating rodent specimen.
12:21Eating the cheese
12:23Go home
12:27Not yet, sweetie.
12:31It's our last night of marriage
12:33Yes, I've been counting the minutes
12:50What are you doing?
12:53Warming things up, darling
12:56For two wonderful weeks we pretended to be husband and wife
13:01And now, on this last night
13:04We can turn our dreams into reality
13:07With a kiss
13:08Steve, did you eat that rotten cheese?
13:17Don't hold back
13:19Be yourself
13:22Do whatever you feel like.
13:29The earth moves
13:32Steve, we're supposed to rate each other.
13:36And at this moment I couldn't give you anything more than a zero.
13:40A kiss
13:41A little pinch on the cheek
13:42A momentary touch
13:46Forget it, I have a headache
13:49I thought you might say that
13:50So I came prepared
13:51An aspirin, baby?
13:58Steve, I want a divorce.
14:00Go home to your mother
14:03My masculine passion has frightened you
14:13Relax
14:14It will not happen again
14:15I am prepared to wait my whole life if necessary
14:18Meanwhile, I hope you'll accept this small gift.
14:21A memory of our two glorious weeks together
14:27Steve, this is beautiful
14:29It's a small, bright thing.
14:31It only has a tenth of the brightness that your eyes have.
14:37Is it real?
14:38Where did you get the money for this?
14:41From my stay away fund
14:42All my relatives send me money so that I don't go to visit them.
14:49Steve, I cannot accept this.
14:50It's very expensive
14:51But my little doll
14:53It only cost me eight hundred dollars
14:56Eight hundred dollars?
14:58You're crazy?
14:59This has all just been a parody.
15:01A school assignment
15:02We are not married
15:03We're not dating
15:04We didn't even go out together.
15:06And we never will.
15:07But I thought, what if...
15:09What I would like is for you to leave me alone.
15:23Laura
15:24I know I am not worthy of you
15:26But I can't help being in love.
15:29It's like touching a star
15:32One knows that one cannot do it
15:34But he has to try.
15:44Steve
15:45Why do you have to say things like that?
15:49These last two weeks have been wonderful for me
15:52It's been the closest thing to being married to you.
15:55That's why I want you to accept it.
15:58It doesn't commit you to anything
16:00I will always carry you in my heart.
16:16Are you busy?
16:18No
16:18I'm pruning the fern.
16:21Is something wrong?
16:26Yes, Steve
16:27He left the oven very clean.
16:29Tell him we ran out of oven cleaner
16:32Can't
16:33He just left
16:37Mom, I think I hurt her feelings.
16:41What happened?
16:42I was suffocating
16:44He would send me roses constantly
16:46He would call me every hour.
16:48He was always waiting for me everywhere.
16:50And a person can only withstand so much devotion to a certain extent.
16:54You don't know how lucky you are.
16:56Steve may not be the man of your dreams
16:58But it's a wonderful thing that he loves you so much.
17:04Mom sent me a three-meter giraffe
17:10It's not funny
17:15I'm sorry honey
17:16But he admits that Steve
17:19He'll never treat you like you're a sure thing.
17:23I wish he would forget about me
17:24I'm sick of Urkel
17:28Well
17:28Steve is a pain in the ass
17:31There is no doubt about that.
17:32But he adores you, Laura
17:35And he proves it to you.
17:36Being romantic is a good quality in a husband
17:52Mark Healy is selfish
17:54Arrogant and inconsiderate
17:58He deceived me
17:59With an older woman
18:03I saw him at the cinema with a girl from the upper grade
18:06So I got divorced
18:09Mark
18:10Your score is zero
18:16Well
18:17We've learned that not everyone is compatible.
18:20But I'm glad to see that Mark and Maxine resolved their differences maturely.
18:28Cretin
18:29Dwarf
18:33Good
18:34Let's now move on to our last couple.
18:38Steven
18:40You can start
18:47Obviously Laura was the perfect wife
18:49A magnificent mother, partner, and administrator
18:53I am proud that she was the first Mrs. Urkel
18:58It deserves an outstanding grade.
19:00Already
19:02Thank you
19:05Laura
19:06Your rating for Steven?
19:15Well
19:18Steve is terribly annoying
19:20And a pest
19:22A
19:24He feels like hitting her all the time
19:29But
19:31Is it also?
19:33Hardworking and caring
19:36He tried to make me happy
19:39He was a good husband
19:41And I give it top marks.
19:46Dear
19:49Yes, you love me.
19:54But what have I done?
20:03Hello darling
20:06Do I know you?
20:10OK
20:11I deserve it
20:15Harriet
20:16Last night
20:19I heard you talking to Laura
20:21And what you told him
20:25It made me realize
20:27That I've been behaving
20:28Like a cretin
20:30A stupid person
20:31An idiot
20:32Interrupt me whenever you want, Harriet
20:35You're doing great!
20:39Harriet
20:41You
20:42You are the most important person in the world
20:46And you always will be
20:48I thank God every day
20:50Because we are together
20:52But I think it's time.
20:53Thank you for that
20:59Harriet
21:00I want you to wear that beautiful dress
21:02Because we have a reservation
21:04In Che Josephine
21:05And love
21:07When we go in there
21:08I want you to wear
21:10This
21:13Oh car
21:17It's just a "I love you" gift.
21:19Oh car
21:22It's beautiful.
21:27But darling
21:29It's not that precious
21:31Like you
21:37Oh
21:38My love
21:42I know I shouldn't ask.
21:44But how much?
21:45Well
21:46I made a good purchase
21:48I bought it from Urkel
21:53He tried to be too clever.
21:54But he couldn't do it with me.
21:55I bought it for a thousand
22:00Carl
22:01That's too much.
22:03Yeah
22:04But he gave me an extra gift.
22:31Not with all the gold in the world
22:37Thank you!
22:39Thank you!
22:43Thank you!
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