00:06Hello!
00:07Bye bye.
00:09Wait, my little fidelita.
00:11Where is the fire?
00:12Excluding, of course, that of my burning heart.
00:17Look, Steve, I've made plans with other girls, so I don't have time to turn you down, okay?
00:23Well, the truth is that I've come to see Edo.
00:25I just wasted a perfect excuse.
00:30Hey, Edo!
00:35Does he love me?
00:37Does he love me?
00:39Does he love me?
00:42Does he love me?
00:44Does he love me?
00:46How lucky I am!
00:51Hey, Edo!
00:52Bye bye.
00:53Wait, wait, wait.
00:55I need to ask you a favor before you leave.
00:58Steve, for the last time, cannot be seen with me in public.
01:02What an irony.
01:03Less than an hour ago my father told me the same thing.
01:08Anyway, you once mentioned that you got a bracelet for Jorina at a bargain price.
01:12Yeah.
01:14I know a guy who gave me a good price.
01:16Could you put me in touch with him? I want one of those bracelets for Laura.
01:20Because?
01:23Well, because we've reached the jewelry stage.
01:27That's true. She's had you wearing a nose ring for a long time.
01:33What did you say?
01:37For your information, Laura is being more affectionate with me.
01:42Whatever you say, Steve. See you later.
01:48Step number one. Identity bracelet.
01:52Step number two. Proposition.
01:55Step number three. Wedding.
01:57Step number four. Wedding night.
02:12Household items.
02:33The work.
02:35Step number one.
02:44And how
03:21Thanks for watching the video.
03:25Escaping from the lieutenant.
03:55I'm coming! I'm coming! You're such a pain! I'm coming, man!
04:01Pass on the data, grandson, dead man!
04:06Widlow!
04:07Does it matter to you if it happens?
04:09Not only that, sir!
04:12Sit down!
04:16What are you looking at?
04:17The NBA playoffs, sir.
04:18The Bulls are one point behind.
04:20Four seconds left.
04:22Jordan has the ball.
04:23Throw and...!
04:24Oh! Oh!
04:28I hate basketball.
04:30Let's pretend we like it, sir.
04:35Incredible!
04:36In forty years of broadcasting, I've never seen a shot like that.
04:40Michael Jordan grabbed his own rebound and well, you've seen it.
04:45What can I do for you, sir?
04:48I want to talk to you about our future.
04:51Widlow?
04:52Have you heard any gossip in the department about promotions?
04:57Yeah.
04:58I heard a rumor that you were going to be promoted to Captain.
05:01Good.
05:02I already launched the dumada.
05:07I figured as much, sir.
05:09That's why I started the rumor that you would promote me to Lieutenant.
05:12Go away, Widow!
05:14I don't like gossips.
05:20Lime!
05:21Did you see that three-pointer by Michael Jordan?
05:25Nothing.
05:26I missed it.
05:28Rachel, do you remember Lieutenant Morta?
05:30Of course.
05:31Hello, Lieutenant.
05:37Measure it.
05:44Well, if you'll excuse me, I've just earned the right to have an ice cream.
05:56He is extraordinarily young.
06:02No.
06:05Don't you agree?
06:06No, no, no.
06:07Yes, yes, yes, yes, I agree, yes.
06:09Except that...
06:10No, no, no, no, no, no.
06:11No, no, no, no, no!
06:20No, no, no, no...
06:33No, no, no, no, no.
06:39What do you find so fun?
06:41Nothing.
06:49That's ok.
06:52I'm sorry.
06:54I was thinking about Lieutenant Murtag.
06:56It just kills me.
06:58Really?
07:02Says...
07:04He says he likes Raquel and wants to go out with her.
07:13Don't laugh!
07:16But the funniest thing is that...
07:18He was serious.
07:37Raquel, I'm going to be honest with you.
07:38OK.
07:39Lieutenant Murtag is my boss.
07:42And well, maybe they'll extend my contract soon.
07:45So I would really appreciate it if you went out with him just once.
07:49I don't know.
07:50Come on, honey.
07:51Try it.
07:52Yes, at least you'll have the chance to go out and go to a nice restaurant.
07:55And you might even meet a handsome waiter.
08:03OK.
08:04I'll go out with him, but only to do you a favor.
08:07And let me clarify something for you.
08:09It's not because I'm uptight about dating.
08:12Oh...
08:14No, no, no.
08:25Ah!
08:30Ah!
08:43Was it me?
08:54Style!
08:54Oh!
08:58Edo!
08:59Oh no, Waldo!
09:01I wanted to know who sold me the bracelet for Jolín.
09:04Waldo is the guy and he can give you a good price.
09:06Have you heard my motto?
09:08No.
09:09I hoped he would remember.
09:16Well, I have to go.
09:19Where are we going, Eddie?
09:21No, Waldo.
09:22You stay here.
09:24Steve wants to buy something.
09:27Oh!
09:28Doro!
09:32Waldo, watch me closely as I leave.
09:37So that you can find the way out.
09:50That's tough!
09:57Okay, Waldo, where's the merchandise?
10:00What?
10:01Your inventory.
10:02My what?
10:03All slave bracelets!
10:05Ah, why haven't I done them?
10:07They are here.
10:11Those are watches.
10:13Sorry, wrong department.
10:20Do you see anything you like?
10:23How much is this?
10:25Forty turkeys.
10:26I'll give you thirty.
10:27Twenty-five.
10:28Oh, twenty.
10:29Fifteen, and that's as far as I can go.
10:32Blessed!
10:34Pacifier.
10:47One moment.
10:48Where is Richie?
10:49Oh my God!
10:51What's happening?
10:52Richie and I were playing hide-and-seek.
10:53He hid and I started to get bored.
10:56How long ago was that?
10:58An hour or so.
11:05Well, it was about time.
11:09I found you, it's your turn.
11:15I'm going to let her sweat for a few hours.
11:24Rachel.
11:28Raquel, you look sensational.
11:30Yeah?
11:33I'll go change.
11:34Because?
11:36I don't want to look good for this date.
11:39What I mean is that the last thing I want is for the lieutenant to have...
11:44...his thought.
11:46Look at it another way.
11:47You're going out with a man who can walk, talk, and has a job.
11:52I would be happy with that.
11:56Yes, Raquel, cheer up.
11:58Why would it be so bad?
12:00Rachel?
12:05I am here!
12:11You have the right to remain silent!
12:19Have a good time!
12:33You look gorgeous!
12:41Carl.
12:43If I were you, I wouldn't be here when I return.
13:03Well, Lieutenant, thanks for a unique night, but the headache I got when you picked me up is bothering me.
13:10hammering.
13:11Optimum.
13:12Optimum.
13:15I don't have headaches.
13:18It must be because of the steel plate.
13:26Lieutenant.
13:27Come on.
13:29First name.
13:30Call me Teni.
13:32T-E-N-I.
13:36Which nipple?
13:42Believe...
13:44I think I heard someone trying to steal his car.
13:48Impossible.
13:49We would have heard the explosion.
13:54He never did it to me.
13:55So, tell me, did you have a good time?
14:00Can I be honest with you?
14:02Clear.
14:04Well, I didn't have a good time.
14:06No fatidia.
14:09Of course not.
14:11Look, dinner, for example.
14:13Not only did he insist on ordering for me, but afterwards he cut my steak into small pieces and tried to give them to me.
14:22I'm surprised it didn't make me burp.
14:28Is that an invitation, baby?
14:43Steve.
14:45You can leave now.
14:46I'm safe at home.
14:48Perhaps I should escort you to your room.
14:50Most accidents happen at home.
14:52If you don't leave, a major accident might happen right here.
14:58Okay, fine.
15:00I can't say goodbye to you yet, my little puppy.
15:03Not until you feast your fabulous eyes on...
15:06That?
15:15This.
15:18A gift?
15:20It's nothing, baby.
15:24A slave.
15:27For Laura?
15:29With all my love.
15:32Is it lit?
15:34Yes, I bought it from Waldo.
15:36It's a miracle it's so well written.
15:41Well, thanks, Steve, but I can't accept it.
15:44Why not, my sweetie?
15:47Why don't we go out for real?
15:49But we should.
15:51Our relationship is progressing positively.
15:53Do you remember?
15:54Last week you blew me a kiss.
15:59Steve was spitting out a piece of chewing gum.
16:07Come here, Steve.
16:10Know?
16:11This is my fault.
16:12When I met you, I used to tell you every day
16:14that there would never be anything between us.
16:16But lately...
16:19I'm lazy.
16:22Know?
16:22It's been a month since I last told you to stop bothering me.
16:24From now on I will repeat it to you every day
16:29that our relationship will never, ever, ever amount to anything.
16:36OK.
16:38But in the meantime, why don't you wear the poser?
16:44Go home!
16:52Well, I'm tempted to leave.
17:04Know?
17:04That saturated dress makes me think.
17:13Lieutenant, I have tried to be kind.
17:17I've tried to be tactful.
17:19But I think I'm going to have to be blunt.
17:24You disgust me.
17:28So you want us to say we hit me?
17:30We arrived, little cats, right?
17:34I'm going home!
17:35Go!
17:47They tell me you're leaving.
17:50I don't believe it.
17:54Chick.
17:56I can't live without...
18:01Don't leave me without your love
18:07It doesn't repeat itself.
18:11Heart is misery
18:16If you do
18:19He doesn't live
18:22Because Don Pérez didn't live
18:28They say that Don Pérez didn't live
18:31No pumbá
18:33Chimete
18:34Now yes
18:39Now that's for sure
18:42Don't say it's the end
18:49Instead of Don Pérez
18:53I would always wish to go back.
18:56And that's because I'm already going
19:03Say no more
19:07We can't try it one more time.
19:13Come on, baby
19:16And we pretended again
19:20Because Don Pérez didn't live
19:35You don't live here
19:40Neither did you.
19:42So, what are we doing here?
19:44Harmony, no
19:48I need a drink
19:49Me too
19:50And I know the perfect place
20:02Another round, Tennis?
20:05Come on, boy
20:10Here I am again
20:12Drowning my sorrows
20:13In beer
20:15My sorrows do not drown
20:17My sorrows
20:19They splash in my heart
20:23You know, kid?
20:24The tree trunks confuse me
20:26Yes, when God created woman
20:29It should have come with an instruction manual.
20:33Tonight I tried to impress Raquel
20:35But it was taken badly that she chose her food
20:38I always thought women loved guys who took care of everything
20:44I'm more of the type
20:45He puts them on a pedestal and considers himself lucky if they speak to him.
20:52Well, my method didn't work
20:54And yours is pathetic.
20:56We have to give up on women.
21:01No, Teni
21:03No matter how frustrating they are
21:06Do we need them?
21:08Yeah, you're right, kid
21:10We need more women who crush more men
21:19Wow, Tennis
21:20I don't understand how Raquel wasn't blown away by you.
21:26Me neither
21:29Do you know, Teni?
21:31I have loved Laura Winslow from the first moment I saw her
21:36So far she has not reciprocated my love
21:39But the hope of winning it is what keeps me going
21:43That wait is long enough
21:45Like, to drag me out of bed every morning and put on Scooby Doo's shoes
21:53I hear you, boy.
21:55I've only had one date with Raquel.
21:58But that girl has driven me crazy
22:00He has captured the heart of this policeman
22:12We can't give up, Teni
22:15We have to fight for the love of our girls
22:20You're right, kid.
22:21A brendez
22:22For the women we love
22:24And for the day they can bear to have us in their presence
22:28Thank you!
22:30Thank you!
22:45Thank you!
22:59Thank you!
23:01Thank you!
23:01Thank you!
23:08Thank you!
23:09Thank you!
23:11Thank you!
23:12Thank you!
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