00:05Hello!
00:07You know what? I like this piece. It reminds me a lot of a... kitchen.
00:17Waldo, it's a kitchen.
00:33Are you OK?
00:34No, I'm not. Guys, look at me. How would you describe my figure?
00:45Heavyweight.
00:49No.
00:52Filled croissant.
00:56How do you know?
00:57Because we're in the kitchen.
01:04Lieutenant Murtag has reprimanded me. He says I'm not in good physical condition, so I've been left in the
01:10gym to exercise at five thirty.
01:12It's only four o'clock, Dad.
01:14Yes, but first I want to go and eat some pastries.
01:20Huh? Are you coming for a walk?
01:23I'm going to stay here feeling momentarily free from Urkel.
01:31You know what? You don't look like yourself without your stretch.
01:33That's because I usually have him hanging by my throat.
01:37And you'd better treat me well if you don't want to have to deal with U.P.P.
01:41U.P.P.?
01:43Because the annoying guy is a bore.
01:47But Laura, if you stay here, do you know that he can come in when you least expect it?
02:09Without going out, you won't be late getting home.
02:20Household items.
02:23It is a rare condition, on this day and in this day,
02:27It is a rare condition, on this day and in the day.
02:45It's a rare condition these days.
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03:41But what's wrong with you?
03:49Where have you left your good manners?
03:52You can't break into a house like this.
04:05Hey, Urkel, who's your friend?
04:09This is Lou, he's my buddy, we get along really well
04:12I'd like to introduce you to my brother-in-law
04:19This is Waldo
04:20In terms of evolution, he's a million years behind you.
04:34And this is my reason for living
04:37My Kratos Chocolat Fontestick
04:41Hi, Laura
04:44Steve, where did you get Lou from?
04:47I work in a laboratory
04:49Find out why dogs feel calmer when you come home
04:55And what does that have to do with Lou?
04:57This afternoon I found out that Lou was going to participate in a very dangerous scientific project
05:02Testing discarded parachutes
05:06So Lou and I took off
05:11Did you both go out walking in broad daylight?
05:15Well, Lou did.
05:16I was detained for five minutes because I looked suspicious.
05:21Come on, Lou
05:22I need to get you into the basement before my parents get home.
05:29Wait, Steve
05:30How long do you think you can keep it in the basement?
05:34Until Monday when the banks open
05:36I'll take out my savings and buy from Lou or the guys at the lab.
05:38And I'll donate it to the zoo
05:40What if they find out before Monday?
05:42That's a risk I have to take.
05:44Lou is my friend
05:46And we friends have to help each other.
05:49You see, all I can do is imagine poor Lou
05:52Jumping from a height of ten thousand feet
05:55With a discarded parachute
06:06Thanks, Lou
06:12So, see you Monday morning
06:14Lou and I
06:16We will hide
06:45I'm sorry I'm late, sir.
06:47But there was a lot of traffic.
06:49Don't lie to me, Whitlow
06:52You smell like a pastry shop
06:55I only ate one pastry
06:57It starts with one pastry, then two, and then three.
07:01Very soon, he'll need Marcelina in the saddlebag to put on his pants.
07:08Sir, we can leave him.
07:10I want to go home, I have a family
07:16Sergeant
07:17This walker is the secret to my incredible physical condition
07:21Thanks to this walker I was able to capture Clouton Newton
07:26The Boston bomber
07:28And I became Edwe
07:30Would you rather be an Edwe?
07:32Or a chubby flower
07:34Or a chubby flower
07:38Listen
07:38I object to that comment, sir.
07:40You are my superior
07:42But he has no right to treat me with such disrespect.
07:45Oh, no
07:48Sir, I don't mind exercising
07:50But no more jokes about my belly, okay?
07:53Well
07:53Get on the walker
07:55Both
08:04Congratulations
08:05You are on our walkway
08:07That will eliminate the extra weight she has.
08:10Tell me, my beautiful one
08:13Please specify your personal password.
08:17Code name?
08:19This is an individual program
08:21I recommend you use mine.
08:23That way he'll be in shape very soon.
08:24Please specify your personal password.
08:28Cement
08:33Cement
08:34The name that came to me in a moment of passion
08:36When I was young I was a horndog
09:14Look at it
09:15Don't you think my Laura is beautiful?
09:24Don't you think he could drive even a monkey crazy?
09:31Yes, well, I'd drive you crazy if I wanted to.
09:44We need to be careful.
09:46Don't wake up, Laura
09:47Finding you here in her room would be a shock to any girl.
09:51But Laura is a very special girl
09:54I'm sure that if he saw us here he wouldn't even flinch.
09:57Steve!
10:01What are you doing here?
10:03My father has ordered me to get rid of Lou
10:05He found out that I had it hidden at home
10:07As?
10:08Well
10:10Lou took possession of Dad's credit card
10:13And she used it in a shopping mall.
10:17He bought three gold chains
10:18A refrigerator
10:20And several kilos of bananas
10:23Go home
10:24Please
10:25Can I spend the night here?
10:27No
10:28Please
10:28Please
10:30Please
10:32Please
10:44One night
10:45But promise me you'll get him out of here before breakfast
10:48I promise
10:50Now I have to think about where he can sleep.
10:58One
10:59Two
11:02Three
11:03Four
11:04And five
11:05Alright
11:07Here's your pay
11:10Now I expect you all to keep your mouths shut regarding the monkey.
11:14A monkey?
11:17What a monkey!
11:19Excellent
11:22Red alert
11:23Red alert
11:24Lou is roaming freely around the house
11:26Let's go before he wants his money back
11:36Coffee
11:38I need coffee
11:40What's the matter?
11:42I just had the worst nightmare of my entire life
11:45That?
11:45Were you leaving home without paying the rent?
11:49No
11:51You'll see
11:51I was on stage with Delce in Washington
11:54And he begged me to kiss him
11:56So I accepted
11:58I closed my eyes
12:00And he kissed me
12:02And when I opened my eyes it wasn't him, but a horrible ape
12:08Raquel
12:09Don't eat meatballs before going to bed
12:13You don't digest them well
12:16You're right, Harriet
12:18I have enough problems with men when I'm awake
12:28That?
12:35It hasn't helped me
12:37It hasn't helped me
12:49It hasn't helped me
12:50I'll call the psychiatrist.
12:56Good morning, Carl
12:59Here are your toasts
13:04Okay, I'll give you cereal.
13:11It hasn't helped me
13:15It hasn't helped me
13:32It hasn't helped me
13:32It hasn't helped me
13:33It hasn't helped me
13:33It hasn't helped me
13:33It hasn't helped me
13:35Please specify your personal password.
13:39Stallion
13:40Please specify your personal password.
13:47Stallion
13:48Please specify your password.
13:51Stallion, stallion, stallion
13:53Great, your codename has been accepted.
14:00Hello, Lieutenant
14:01Do you recognize this voice?
14:03It's me, Carlton Newton
14:04The Boston bomber
14:07You boasted a lot about your physical fitness
14:10When he arrested me last month
14:12He said the walker had been my downfall.
14:15Well, this walker is going to be its downfall.
14:18I haven't put a bomb in the walker
14:20A bomb?
14:22What's happening?
14:22Yes, a bomb
14:24Do you understand, Murta?
14:26You will be flying through the air the moment you step out of your machine.
14:43I sustained an impoce, Lieutenant Murta
14:46And now he's going to die
14:48I am not Murta
14:50I am Winslow
14:51He's going to fly to the wrong guy
14:53Keep walking, Murta
14:55Because otherwise, pieces will fly off.
14:56Yeah
14:57Help me, help me
14:59Relief!
15:01What's wrong, Carl?
15:03Listen
15:03We're all police officers, aren't we?
15:05We are not!
15:06And we're sticking together, right?
15:08TRUE!
15:09Okay, there's a bomb in this machine.
15:18What great colleagues!
15:20Subosky, call the bomb disposal experts
15:23Immediately
15:23Do you want me to tell Lieutenant Murta to come?
15:26Subosky, if this bomb explodes
15:29He will kill whoever is here with me
15:31I am his, let him come.
15:36Okay, stay calm
15:38I can walk eternally
15:40It's a walk
15:41A little stroll
15:46Don't run so fast!
15:53Okay, regarding the soup
16:03Are the displaced people coming yet?
16:05The units are occupied
16:07All of them? How is that possible?
16:08There is a Middle East peace conference in the city
16:11That?
16:12I keep walking!
16:17Hey, I need to catch my breath
16:32Hey, let's change locations without stopping this.
16:35That way we can hold out until the explosives arrive.
16:39I have them on my sneakers and it wouldn't be suitable
16:42Either we change or I'm out!
16:58This thing moves a lot!
17:00That?
17:01I forgot to tell you that it's not good to start too fast
17:05Why not?
17:07You see, you can't give him a cramp yet.
17:10A cramp!
17:11A cramp!
17:13I got a cramp!
17:13I'm coming!
17:14I'm coming!
17:15No, not really!
17:15I gave it my all!
17:16It's killing me!
17:17Something!
17:17No, no, no, no!
17:19No, no, no!
17:20No no!
17:20No no!
17:21No no!
17:21Oh!
17:22No no!
17:24Oh!
17:24No!
17:28Oh, what pain!
17:29Listen
17:31I think we'll have to defuse the bomb ourselves.
17:33Alright
17:36The first thing to do is open the box
17:38Ah! Yes, don't worry
17:41I always keep my Boy Scout kit handy
17:47My brother was a demolition expert in the infantry corps
17:50Oh, really? I wish I were here.
17:53He flew through two airs while doing the internship.
17:59Wow!
18:00If we're not careful, we could blow up the whole building.
18:03Yeah
18:03Oh! I feel a little lump in my throat
18:06Don't worry, Lieutenant, he'll be all right.
18:09Focus on the pump!
18:11How many cables do you see?
18:14Three! Blue and yellow dojo!
18:17Do you know which one to pull?
18:20No! You're going to tell me which one I should pull, please!
18:22Yellow!
18:23Alright
18:24How do you know?
18:25Red is death, blue is illusion, and yellow is yellow.
18:30How do you know that the dojo is death, blue is illusion, and yellow is yellow?
18:34He doesn't say it! But there's a hint!
18:39Achelo amor!
18:50Listen!
18:51We're not dead!
18:54Not almost!
18:56Yes! We were close.
19:10I congratulate you on deactivating it.
19:13Thank you
19:15How did he know which cable to pull?
19:18I didn't know
19:20I revived it
19:23Ace at any age!
19:24Ha ha ha!
19:47Mission accomplished, buddy
19:49How did it go?
19:50Okay, I went to the lab and paid for Lou
19:54I also bought five hamsters that know how to jump through hoops
20:00Well, we'd better go to the zoo.
20:02Okay, let's go Lou
20:08Come on, Lou, move it
20:14Don't you want to leave?
20:16Why not?
20:23Well, I'll miss you too.
20:30But I will come to visit you, I will.
20:33And so will Laura.
20:41We're good friends and we're going to spend a lot of time together
20:54I want you here too, Lou
20:58Carl, you need to try to rest a little.
21:01I don't need to rest, Harriet
21:03But you almost flew
21:05And that will have affected you.
21:06Not me
21:07I am a trained professional
21:10Tension doesn't affect me in the slightest.
21:22Maybe a nap will do me good
21:25Wake me up before Christmas
21:41真的 beautiful
21:42The tension doesn't affect me in one area.
21:43Tension doesn't affect me in that area.
21:46Maybe a thought
21:47Tension doesn't affect me in that area.
21:47But you must be careful.
21:50I don't need
21:51I don't need
21:51I don't need
21:51Glad to hear it
21:52I don't need
22:12Thanks for watching the video.
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