00:06Ta-da!
00:10Are we doing great or what?
00:12Or what?
00:16Laura, that eyeshadow looks amazing on you. I'll lend it to you anytime.
00:20Not at all. It's fine for dressing up, not for going out in the house.
00:24Harriet, don't be such a prude.
00:27Auntie, is Harriet a prude?
00:31Prudish. Although it's logical, it sounds...
00:41Someone call the police! I'm about to commit murder!
00:56Household items.
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01:39Thank you!
01:49Thank you!
01:59Thank you!
02:09The good, the bad, and urte.
02:20What is that horrible smell?
02:23Carl, what happened?
02:24I was in my garden making my hamburgers.
02:28Then suddenly the wind changed and I started to notice that awful smell of Dr. Urkel's fertilizer.
02:35Of course, I didn't want to complain.
02:36Wouldn't you make a scene?
02:38Of course not.
02:39I very politely suggested to Dr. Urkel that the stench emanating from his manure was unbearable.
02:45He suggested to me that the plague started when I entered his garden.
02:51So I told him...
02:53Oh, very nice!
02:55A lot of talk for such a small-time charlatan.
02:59And the next thing I remember is that he pushed me and threw me against the fertilizer.
03:04What did he throw at you?
03:06But...
03:07Carl, Dr. Urkel is a...
03:09...tiny man.
03:14It surprised me.
03:16Anyway, that man is a disgrace.
03:18Dare.
03:20I was distracted, Mom.
03:24But very, very distracted.
03:28Well, anyway he came at me with a hose and of course, I had to defend myself.
03:32Or did you hit Carl?
03:34No.
03:35As best I could, I extended my arm to deflect it and it met my fist.
03:39Then she started to cry.
03:40And she ran towards the little box.
03:48You!
03:53You!
03:54You are a...
03:55...wild.
03:56Because, son, don't bother me.
03:59Carl, I love you like a father.
04:02And my father, like a...
04:04...neighbor.
04:06But you have assaulted my father.
04:08So I have no choice but to defend my family's honor.
04:12It's the code of the Surkel.
04:16Go home, Steve.
04:19I'm leaving.
04:22But you can be sure I'll be back.
04:26Revenge will be mine.
04:33By the way, this is what my father's nose looks like.
04:56I can't even enjoy a hamburger in my own garden.
05:23Ask or come by, I don't have all day.
05:28Doubles pairs.
05:30Wait.
05:32Istanbul Pul.
05:34Not so funny.
05:35Four aces.
05:39See you next time, guys.
05:45Listen up, cowboys.
05:47Let me introduce you to a girl who is every cowboy's dream.
05:51Miss Raquel.
05:53Thank you!
06:05To the girl who is in the girl that there is no more.
06:10Thank you!
06:13Thank you!
06:18Thank you!
06:21Thank you!
06:22At least I was a lady, bored like all the rest
06:32Now that I have fallen, I'm having fun
06:40Out here in the wild, wild west
06:48Oh, they call me Ricochet Rachel, I bounce from man to man
06:55They call me Ricochet Rachel, catch me if you can
07:00And when I find one that's true, I'm sticking to one just like glue
07:07Till then, won't you be my old cowhead?
07:12Well, I'm proud to be Ricochet Rachel
07:16Though some people think it's a crime
07:19I want all you boys to belly up to the bar
07:25Then...
07:26Come on and see me sometime
07:35Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
07:38Yeah...
07:41Very good
07:44Yeah...
07:48Very good
07:50Very good
07:54Very good
07:57Very good
08:00Well, we're going to die
08:04You want a drink, Master?
08:06Don't talk to me...
08:08I'm pretty angry
08:08Shameless.
08:10I wouldn't normally set foot in this place of sin, but I'm looking for Serif Car.
08:15Darling, your husband isn't here, but you know what?
08:18If you spruced yourself up a bit, put on some lipstick, he might come looking for you for a change.
08:26Shut up, you shameless woman!
08:30Hey, Mom!
08:31Hi, Mom.
08:36Look what you've done! You've turned my daughters into monstrosities!
08:45Hello everyone!
08:47Hi, Shady!
08:48I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that I killed a man yesterday.
08:54But the good news is that it was Dr. Urkel.
09:02Shut up, I don't know if it's done!
09:05Shut up! Shut up! Why do you have to keep killing people?
09:09Because I am the Serif. Killing people is one of my duties.
09:14Well, we all know that Dr. Urkel was out of control.
09:17He had brain surgery to cure tonsillitis.
09:20Sure!
09:21I once went to see him because of a stepfather and he did something to me...
09:27What's it called?
09:28Lobotomy.
09:29That is!
09:30Now I have a headache and a hangnail.
09:35Do you see it?
09:37Did I have to kill Dr. Urkel for the good of the city?
09:40Okay, so what if you already know who finds out you've killed their father?
09:49Yes, I suppose he'll come looking for me.
09:52Do you mean you'll have to deal with...?
10:01Urkel two pistols.
10:08The toughest, most pathetic, and most annoying shooter in the West.
10:14Urkel is coming with two pistols.
10:19Good!
10:38Good!
10:41Good!
10:53Great! Who is the creature that killed my father?
11:01Bunch of cowards!
11:04That's what you're looking for, two pistols
11:06Come on!
11:24Was it me?
11:31Well, I have some left for you too, Sheriff.
11:35Say your prayers, Sheriff
11:36You are about to meet your creator
11:59Go ahead, Sheriff
12:02Look, cowboy
12:16I'm so sorry about what happened, two guns
12:19But your father was a public menace
12:22Maybe, but he was my father
12:25And you had no right to do what you did
12:29I did what I did because it had to be done
12:33You did what you did, and now you have to die.
12:38Are you finished?
12:39Yes, I'm finished.
12:46Sheriff, you're in a huge, stinky mess.
12:54Please, two pistols
12:55If you've ever felt anything for me, it's not meant to hurt my father.
12:58Oh, Miss Laura, my most beautiful dream
13:02I love you, but I have to avenge my father
13:06It's the code of the west
13:08See?
13:09Here, in section 2, paragraph 3, revenge of parents
13:15Look, two pistols
13:17I think the best thing
13:19Just get on your horse and leave.
13:25And why the most feared outlaw in the territory
13:29Was he going to remember a fat, cowardly peace officer?
13:39Don't make me, kid
13:41I might be quick with those guns
13:44But I am more so.
13:46Don't make me laugh
13:51What a stupid huff
13:53Oh, yes, you huff.
13:57Yes, sir, sir, two pistols
13:59Yeah
14:04You need to improve
14:07You know, two pistols?
14:09The last man who thought he was faster than me
14:12It's feeding the worms.
14:17Oh, really?
14:21Waiter!
14:22Make a duck face and duck down
14:35Not bad
14:37It's not bad at all.
14:40Now watch it shoot out
14:43Mom, bend down
14:58Let's stop with the demonstrations, Sherry
15:00I'm challenging you
15:02I will be alone in the face of danger.
15:04Tomorrow, at noon
15:12Yes, but in the meantime let's form a platoon.
15:14And let's get rid of that dreadful orchestra.
15:28But, Carl
15:29Why do you have to show up?
15:31So they can kill you?
15:33Because it's my job, Harry
15:35I promised to uphold the laws of the West
15:38So why doesn't the West have simpler laws like
15:41No smoking in elevators?
15:46What is a promotion?
15:48It's a quick way to go up
15:50Ah, for me it's pasta
16:21Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
16:23Well, I don't think that coward Urkel will show up.
16:27Now I won't have to shut him up anymore
16:36Sorry I'm late
16:38There was a horrible queue at the jeans restroom.
16:43Are you ready?
16:44I'm ready
17:04Get ready to draw your weapon
17:07Give me a second
17:10Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
17:16No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
17:18no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
17:18no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
17:19no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
17:22no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
17:29no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
18:03I fell and I can't get up
18:14Stay there, two pistols, I'll go find Dr. Urkel
18:18I don't know, but I killed him yesterday
18:22It's been a bad week for the Urkels
18:28Oh, everything is getting dark
18:31There's Dad
18:33I'm coming, Dad.
18:37Wait, he's leaving
18:42Goodbye, friends
18:44The time has come to...
18:47Die
18:53Laura
18:54What do you have, two pistols?
18:59Laura, would you grant a dying person their last wish?
19:05Give me a kiss to send me to heaven
19:18Thank you, my little puppy
19:20The angels I am about to meet
19:22They cannot compare to the angel I leave behind me
19:31Sheriff
19:34Well, two pistols
19:36I hope this is your last goodbye
19:39OK
19:40I just want you to know
19:42I don't hold a grudge against you.
19:44Although I am a vile outlaw
19:48And you're a good-natured fellow
19:50I admire and respect you
19:54In fact, big guy
19:56I love you
19:58Oh
20:00Two pistols
20:01I'm sorry, my friend.
20:03How did we get to this point?
20:06I love you all very much
20:08To all the damned Winslows
20:12God be with you.
20:15Goodbye, friends
20:18Huevos rancheros
20:34Sorry
20:36Sorry
20:37I'm sorry, please forgive me
20:38Sorry
20:39You're forgiven, Carl
20:41I'm sorry
20:44I'm sorry
20:47But, oh, Harry
20:48Very sorry
20:52I'm so sorry
20:55I'm so sorry
20:58Very sorry
21:02Huevos rancheros
21:09Two pistols
21:10Are you alive?
21:12No!
21:14You're alive!
21:16You're alive!
21:17You're alive!
21:22Carl, this is not the time
21:24To dance the lambada
21:28As my father's only son
21:30It is my duty to avenge him
21:32So you will be beaten
21:34Wait a minute, Steve
21:37Calm down, man
21:37Calm down, Steve
21:39Do you want to calm down?
21:41We're not going to fight.
21:43OK?
21:44Fighting gets you nowhere.
21:45I'm going to your house right now.
21:47Go apologize to your father
21:50Really?
21:53Oh!
21:54I must be fiercer than I thought
21:58Well
21:58You are a terrifying sight
22:01But
22:01I shouldn't have kicked you out of the house
22:04And I'm so sorry I yelled at you
22:05Does that mean I'm welcome?
22:07To the Weaslows' house?
22:09Well, I don't know if welcome.
22:10But you will always be
22:13Tolerated
22:15Thank you, great Yuyol
22:22So, where does that music come from?
22:27No
22:28No
22:29No
22:31No
22:32No
22:32No
22:32No
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