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00:30When I used the mosquito spray.
00:34Oh, how cute!
00:36Hey Carl, why didn't you invite me there?
00:39We wanted to do it, Steve, but there was no room.
00:42The forest was full.
00:45Maybe next year.
00:47Hey!
00:47Do you have top-notch equipment, Carl?
00:50Thank you, and I'd like it to stay that way, so don't touch anything, okay?
00:54I'm going to put all of this in the garage.
00:56Let me open the door for you.
00:58No, no, no, no! Wait, Steve!
00:59Steve! Steve! Steve! No, no, no!
01:00Laura, help me, help me!
01:02No, Steve! But man, I've been trying to master it for half an hour!
01:06Steve! Laura, what's worrying!
01:08Oh, that's great! Steve! Steve!
01:14Was it my fault?
01:24Household items.
01:28It's a rare condition, this day and age, to read any good news on the newspaper page.
01:35And love and tradition of the great design, some people say, it's even difficult to find.
01:42Well, then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls, cause all I see is a tower of
01:53dreams, real love bursting out of every scene.
01:58As days go by, we're gonna fill our house with happiness.
02:06Who may cry, but we'll smother the blues with tenderness.
02:13As days go by, there's room for you, room for me, for gentle hearts and opportunity.
02:24As days go by, it's the biggest love of the family.
02:31As days go by, it's the same thing.
03:01Out of your way when you're paying bills
03:03You become a little...
03:04Crazy
03:07That is
03:09For your information
03:11I am filing my income tax return
03:12Ah
03:17Let's get out of here
03:23Hello darling
03:24Hi, how have you been?
03:26What a day!
03:27I am the head of security
03:29I have the keys to 300 offices
03:31And I remain locked in my own.
03:35What is all this?
03:37Harriet, I'll do my own tax return this year.
03:41Those forms are very complicated.
03:42Let a professional do it.
03:45Are you implying that I won't be able to do it?
03:49I'm sorry, darling.
03:50I didn't mean to imply it
03:51But to say it clearly
03:55Harriet, it's too late.
03:57I've fired our accountant
03:58Last year we paid him $200 to get a $100 refund
04:03That guy is a con artist
04:05That guy is your brother.
04:08I can make my statement too, just like Calvin.
04:11Carl, I beg you, don't do it.
04:13Why not?
04:14I'll tell you in two words.
04:16You don't know
04:18Harriet, all you need to know is how to add, subtract, and read.
04:24Besides a little silence
04:27I shouldn't have told Eddie to rehearse here with the band
04:29Which band?
04:35That band
04:41Enough with the silence!
04:43Enough!
04:44Enough!
04:45Edward!
04:46Dad
04:47Don't shout, you could damage my hearing
04:50Guys, you'll have to take all this somewhere else.
04:53You're making too much noise
04:54If they didn't, it wouldn't be rock and roll.
04:56I'm going to get my tambourine to play with them
05:04I'll get some cotton to plug my ears.
05:10Hey?
05:12What's going on here?
05:14Hello Aunt Raquel
05:14We are rehearsing
05:16No, you don't rehearse, you leave
05:17Dad
05:18We need to rehearse my song for the video
05:21We entered a competition
05:23Are you referring to New Promises of Chicago?
05:25I love that show
05:26If we win at home, we'll advance to the final
05:30Guys, what really matters is that if we win, we'll get a thousand dollars
05:33Okay, if you're that serious
05:36I would love to write the script for you.
05:38Great
05:39You're hired
05:40Now remember
05:43Imagination
05:44Genius
05:45And freshness
05:47Any further instructions?
05:49We need it quickly, by tomorrow.
05:52Imagination, genius and freshness
05:54I have such fresh ideas that I haven't even thought about them yet.
06:00But Eddie, we had decided to write the script ourselves.
06:03How come you changed your plans?
06:06I formed this band
06:07I wrote the songs
06:09So, I make the decisions
06:13This is the Winslow residence.
06:15I am Mr. Winslow, and I say you should make your decisions elsewhere.
06:20Come on, Dad, we're in a room
06:22Look, Eduard, I don't...
06:23We have to hand in the video on Monday morning
06:25We have nowhere to rehearse
06:26But the thing is...
06:27Come on, Dad
06:28OK that's fine
06:29You can use the garage
06:31Thanks, Dad
06:32Come on, guys, move all this to the garage
06:35Gil, remove the battery
06:36Jerry, take care of the amplifiers.
06:40Where is Rodney?
06:42We need to continue with the video
06:45The competition ends in two days.
06:59Esti!
07:02Esti!
07:04Hurricane him!
07:07This is a private rehearsal
07:09Maybe I can do a test
07:11I'm sure you like polkas
07:14One and two and...
07:17Hurricane him!
07:26You've just squeezed all the air out of my bellows
07:32Steve, we don't need an accordion player
07:36Too cool?
07:39Yes, Urkel
07:40That's always your problem.
07:44Hi guys
07:45Rodney
07:46It was about time.
07:47Where is your video camera?
07:50I was filming a documentary
07:51Regarding the poor conditions
07:52Where the girls' changing rooms are located
07:55Everything was going well.
07:56Until a couple of girls mugged me
08:00They crushed my camera
08:00And they threw me into the shower
08:03It was fantastic.
08:08If you say so, Rodney
08:09And how do we shoot the video without a camera?
08:12Well, you see
08:13When we earn the thousand dollars
08:14We'll be able to buy another camera
08:17It's just a thought.
08:18I'm in the school's audiovisual club.
08:21And I can get you the equipment you need.
08:25But...
08:25Since you don't fit into my band
08:31I'll take my music elsewhere
08:34Wait, Steve
08:40How would you like to be our cameraman?
08:43It would be an honor.
08:45Hang on a minute
08:46Let's vote
08:48I vote no
08:49Urkel is a moron
08:52Well, I vote yes
08:54Congratulations, Urkel
08:55You're our new cameraman
08:57Okay
08:58Thanks for the vote of confidence, guys
09:00You won't regret it
09:15Okay, let's see.
09:18Subtract line 27B
09:20From line 50
09:24Where is?
09:25Here's number 27, number 28
09:26The 28B, but...
09:29Where is line 27B?
09:30Hi, how are you?
09:32Good
09:33Very good
09:36You haven't happened to see line 27B around here, have you?
09:40On this printed form?
09:42Form for the declaration of subsidized farmers
09:46Did you print the wrong form?
09:47So, I haven't made a mistake.
09:52The truth is, I was thinking of applying for retirement to invest in a flock of ducks.
09:59Carl, we still have time to make the declaration correctly.
10:02Call your brother
10:03Harriet, I don't want to call my...
10:05Forget it, Harriet
10:06When Carl is determined to make a mistake, the best thing you can do is stand back and watch him crash and burn.
10:20Why the uncle?
10:21What have you done?
10:22Bring all your school equipment?
10:24More or less
10:25I've even brought a tape to show you images of my hernia operation
10:32Guys, guys, guys!
10:33That's it, that's it
10:34The script you've all been waiting for
10:36And if I may say so, it is...
10:38A masterpiece
10:40Listen, fade-out
10:41A thick layer of fog appears, advancing and surrounding the silhouette of the band.
10:45Fade in and appear...
10:47Aunt Rachel
10:48Where are we going to get a thick layer of fog?
10:52Dry ice and a fan
10:53I know a place downtown where we can rent everything
10:56I'm sorry to disappoint you, but our budget is $20
10:59Oh!
11:01I've already spent that on videotape and cheese.
11:06So that leaves me with a budget of zero.
11:09I can work with that, I'll just have to make some changes, cut a few things off.
11:13I guess the camels are left out
11:20Guys, let's forget about the script
11:21We'll improvise, okay?
11:23Great
11:24Urkel
11:24You have to do takes of my keyboard solo
11:27And make sure you catch me when I throw my drumsticks
11:30I love your ideas, guys
11:32Really
11:34Take five minutes to think about more
11:36Steve
11:36Can I talk to you?
11:37Please
11:41Amateurs
11:42I know, do you want to hear my ideas?
11:45Look, the video has to be like this.
11:47You start with one of my plans
11:49Then you do a close-up of my face
11:51When I start dancing, you zoom in on my feet
11:54Then you move up to my hips
11:56And you end up doing a close-up of my face
12:00Does it seem that way to me, or do you want to be the main character?
12:04I don't know if the others will like this
12:07Forget about them
12:08I am money
12:09If this band achieves anything, it's because of my talent.
12:12Whatever you say
12:15This is going to be the biggest bombshell since Howard the Duck.
12:29Huh? What are we going to watch?
12:30My video, Aunt Raquel
12:31It's finished.
12:33That?
12:34Have you already filmed it?
12:36I'm still working on the script
12:38You see, we decided to take a different direction.
12:42We'll use your ideas for the next video.
12:44Turn it up!
12:45I want to feel the bass in my face
12:49My name is Eddie
12:55I'm a hip, cool guy
12:56The girls come running when I get in my eye
12:59My name is Eddie
13:00And I'm headed for fame
13:01Party and fun
13:02Is the name of my gang
13:12I am the way of the low king
13:16So come all you girls
13:19And hear me sing
13:21'Cause I'm the new king
13:27I can't believe it
13:29Me neither, dude
13:30This video is more than good
13:32It's fantastic!
13:33Isn't it great?
13:35Uncle
13:35It's incredibly good
13:37You're right about raging.
13:41Because?
13:43What were you doing?
13:44The camera focuses on Eddie the whole time
13:47Tell him yourself, kid.
13:52The only thing I saw of mine was my right foot.
13:54Well, at least you got out
13:57Why did you go too far?
14:00I just followed Eddie's instructions
14:04Exactly what were his instructions?
14:07Focus all your attention on Eddie
14:09Forget about the other memes
14:10That?
14:12Those are his words, not mine.
14:15Eddie, you've just gotten yourself into trouble.
14:18I'm leaving.
14:21Me too
14:24Can you give me a ride?
14:28Alright
14:30Hiros!
14:31We'll be better off without them.
14:33They were becoming pedantic
14:37No
14:38You're the one who's become a pedant, dude.
14:40This is supposed to be a group
14:42Not a solo artist's show
14:43Abandonment
14:48What's wrong with them?
14:49The video is great.
14:51You liked it, didn't you, Laura?
14:53It sucks
14:55Disgusting!
14:59You're jealous because you didn't participate
15:04Nobody participated, except you.
15:06Don't blame them for leaving, Eddie
15:08That wasn't a rock video
15:10It was a love letter to Eddie Whistlow
15:15As the saying goes
15:17The good things, if brief, are twice as good.
15:23What do you think, Grandma?
15:28Eduard, you know I love you
15:31I would never say anything to hurt you
15:33Good night
15:48Very good
15:49Now
15:50All I have to do is subtract line 17 from line 11
15:57Take that!
15:58Our statement is finished
16:00We only owe the government
16:02$94,000
16:07Hello
16:09How's the statement going?
16:11Harriet, this is a disaster
16:13We're ruined
16:15You won't believe how much we owe the government
16:19Car, you've suffered enough already.
16:22We have all suffered
16:23Take
16:25What is this?
16:26Our statement
16:27I entrusted it to your brother
16:31After asking you nicely not to do it
16:38How could you do this to me, Harriet?
16:40As?
16:41Car, they're going to give us back $700
16:44But my darling, thank you so much
16:58How are you?
17:02Good
17:08Steve
17:10Can we stay alone?
17:11Clear
17:12Eddie, would you mind waiting outside for a moment?
17:18No, Steve
17:19I mean, I want to be alone with Eddie
17:21Oh, I understand now.
17:24A father-son reunion
17:26I'll tiptoe away
17:37I'm fine, no problem.
17:41I'm fine
17:54Stay calm
17:54It's just a scratch
18:06I've messed it up, haven't I, Dad?
18:10Well
18:11To grab attention like you did
18:13It wasn't exactly a good idea
18:15But I'm the singer
18:17Also, I wrote the song
18:20You'll see, son
18:21That may be true.
18:23But being in a band is about teamwork.
18:25And that means everyone is included
18:27Even if the song is yours
18:31When a man loses control of his ego
18:34He always ends up alone
18:37What do I do now?
18:40Well, I should apologize to Rodney and the others.
18:42That wouldn't be a bad place to start.
18:44Good idea
18:46And who knows
18:47Maybe you can revive your band
18:50No
18:52Kill is going solo and Jerry joined him
18:58What a career as a rock star!
19:01Look, daughter
19:03We all make mistakes
19:06The important thing is that we learn from them.
19:09Thanks, Dad
19:14Sorry
19:15I forgot my tripod
19:17I kept chatting
19:18I kept chatting
19:22You won't realize I'm here
19:44Is Eddy still determined not to make that music video?
19:47Yes, Mom
19:49He remains a man without a band
19:52Far better
19:54But you know what?
19:56I've been thinking
19:57With the talent that's in this room
19:59We could help Eddie make a new video
20:01Perhaps we can still participate in the contest
20:03That's a good idea.
20:04That would be so much fun!
20:06And who knows, we could even earn a thousand dollars.
20:08I'm in!
20:10And me too
20:12Raquel, what's wrong with you?
20:15I don't know
20:16Eddie is very difficult to work with.
20:19Eddie, I'm glad you're here, son
20:23What would you think about the whole family making a video?
20:28Very good
20:29But on one condition
20:31See?
20:32What did I tell you?
20:34I want Aunt Raquel to write the script.
20:39I'd be delighted
20:40I love working with this guy
20:49Two weeks later
20:55Wouldn't it be great if we finished in the top five?
20:59Are you kidding?
20:59We're going to win this contest for ourselves.
21:01This is a piece of cake
21:04And our runner-up
21:06The toxic clay of the whitefish fence
21:09Well
21:10That's it
21:11Only the winning video remains.
21:12Mother
21:13Nothing to be done
21:14All the finalists have been heavy metal
21:17So what?
21:18If we don't win
21:19The important thing is that we did it as a family.
21:21And we had fun
21:24And now our grand prize of one thousand dollars for the Queensland rappers
21:46And now it makes us
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