In Netflix's first-ever crowd work special, Matt Rife gets up close and personal with an unpredictable Charlotte audience to riff on all things dreams.
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00:10Stars shining bright above you
00:15Night breezes seem to whisper I love you
00:21Birds singing in the sycamore tree
00:26Dream a little dream of me
00:32Sweet dreams till sunbeams find you
00:37Sweet dreams are deep or worries far behind you
00:43But in your dreams whatever they be
00:48Dream a little dream of me
00:57What's up darling good to see everybody man
01:00What the fuck are you wearing dog
01:04What
01:05Bro I thought you were Cam Newton for a second
01:10Charlotte you never know dude what's up
01:13Fig Newton man my boy good to see you man
01:16God damn shabuzi in the building man
01:18The boots though
01:20Can I see one people in the back can't see
01:23Can I show him one oh you gotta see this shit bro
01:33This shit right here
01:36Oh my god
01:39You look like if you click your heels together three times
01:42You go back to Atlanta
01:43This is fucking wild
01:47Black dudes dicks are so big even their shoes curved
01:51That's crazy to me dude
01:53Congratulations man where do you get something like that
01:57That's a gift
01:58That's a gift
01:59Fire that friend immediately
02:01That is fucking crazy you dress like Santa's favorite elf man
02:06This your boy?
02:08Both from Atlanta?
02:09Nah I'm from South Carolina
02:10Oh I love South Carolina what party?
02:12Uh Winsboro
02:14Winsboro?
02:15Uh oh white people are groaning
02:19Which probably means it's a great time if I'm being honest
02:22We in the woods we're 30 minutes from Columbia
02:24But we in the woods though
02:25You're speaking to me in full South Carolina right now
02:28You're making this white man very uncomfortable right now
02:31Chill out
02:31You got a watch on and everything
02:34He's like should've worn sleeves
02:35Fuck man
02:40It's a good friendship right here
02:41Y'all fucking stick together
02:42But be a better friend
02:43Tell him not to wear that bullshit anywhere else
02:46You understand?
02:48I'm a fuck dude
02:49It's about fucking skiing inside dude
02:52Your shoes got tusks dude
02:54That's crazy to me
02:57You knew it was going to get caught on man
02:59That's an even better but shitty friend
03:02His boy pulled up to the house
03:05In the boots
03:08And he was like
03:09You about to kill him
03:16You set his ass up so much man
03:19And that's a good friend
03:21Damn it
03:22That's a good friend man
03:24Good to see y'all man
03:25Thanks for being here for this
03:27I wanted to come back and shoot this special in Charlotte
03:29Because I've been performing in this club
03:30Since I was 16 years old
03:32So this place holds a very special place for me
03:37Well you know
03:39You guys weren't there
03:40So
03:41That's alright
03:42I know everybody was very busy up until like two years ago
03:44It's totally okay
03:45But I have so many fond memories here
03:47I mean the people in Charlotte
03:48You guys
03:48You guys somehow always and never disappoint at the same time
03:51So
03:52I wanted to come get to know you guys a little bit man
03:54I'm curious
03:54Who has been to one of my shows before?
03:57Anybody?
03:58No?
03:59That's everybody who was here before
04:00Okay
04:02No I didn't work with it
04:04Was it here in Charlotte you saw her?
04:06Yeah
04:06Way back then?
04:08Bojangles
04:09Bojangles?
04:09Was I performing in a Bojangles?
04:13Jesus Christ
04:15Someone's like don't choke
04:16You're like have you had the biscuits?
04:17It's hard not to
04:19That's awesome
04:20Thanks for coming back
04:21That's so cool
04:22This show is going to be completely different from anything you've seen live or on Netflix before
04:27Usually if you've seen one of my shows before
04:28You know I perform for an hour
04:30Hour fifteen minutes usually
04:31For that long of a show
04:32And out of that hour fifteen
04:33I do maybe ten minutes of crowd work maybe
04:36Like it's a very small part what you see online compared to what we actually like tour around the country
04:40with
04:40Now this show is going to be different because this is an entire crowd work special
04:44This is just me and you guys
04:45I don't know what you're going to say
04:46I don't know what I'm going to say
04:48I just I want you guys to be aware
04:49You are equally as at fault for how this goes
04:54But I'm excited to get to know you guys a little bit man
04:56Because as much as this is going to be a crowd work special
04:59I do want to stick with one theme
05:01And that theme for the night is going to be dreams
05:04And I've chosen this theme because it's very special to me
05:06Considering it's not lost on me at all
05:09But I'm one of the very few people in the world who gets to live their dream
05:12And I'm so fucking blessed for that
05:13But I know I'm not alone in that process
05:16That's the one thing all of us do have in common
05:18Right?
05:19Every person in this room has a dream or some kind of aspiration
05:22And it doesn't matter where you fall
05:24Whether you've achieved your dreams or you still live in Charlotte
05:27It doesn't really matter
05:28It doesn't matter
05:29It doesn't matter where you fall on the spectrum
05:31As long as you're chasing something, right?
05:33Life is about the pursuit
05:35And I'm so happy this is the pursuit that went well for me, man
05:39I started doing stand-up when I was fifteen
05:40So it's very easy to assume this is all I ever wanted to do
05:43That's not true at all, man
05:44I had other aspirations
05:45Before I wanted to be a comedian
05:47All of middle school
05:48I thought I was going to join the military
05:50That was like my big thing
05:51We would have lost every war ever
05:53You guys are very welcome that this worked out instead
05:57But it's all I ever grew up with
05:58You know what I mean?
05:59A lot of the times you're a product of your surroundings
06:01And I come from four generations of Navy
06:03So I thought I was going to do the exact same thing
06:05Yeah, well, Old Navy
06:06So I'm not really
06:09Got a couple locations
06:10I appreciate it, fellas
06:11Thank you
06:12No, they are all military families
06:14That's all I ever saw growing up, you know?
06:16I saw the original Top Gun movie when I was like eleven years old
06:19That's when I found out what a fighter pilot was
06:21And I was like, oh, fuck you
06:22I want to be gay
06:23You know, I didn't even know
06:25Didn't even know that was an option
06:27You know what I mean?
06:28I wanted it bad, too
06:29All of middle school
06:30I was going to air shows
06:31I was reading every book about every airplane ever made
06:35I was autistic for like four and a half years
06:36And I feel like
06:37I feel like I'm a better rounded person because of that chapter of my life
06:40You know what I mean?
06:41Just fucking wanted it, man
06:42I was really passionate about something
06:44And that dream came to a halt in fucking ninth grade
06:48Second week of freshman year I had to get glasses
06:51Found out my vision was just fucked
06:52And as you can imagine, to be a fighter pilot
06:55You have to have beyond perfect vision, right?
06:57So that was never going to happen
06:58I'd be a terrible pilot, dude
07:01I would have missed both those towers, you know what I mean?
07:03I don't have it in me
07:04I lack depth perception
07:08And that's why we're here tonight living this dream instead, okay?
07:11So I just want to say be patient
07:13You don't know what's down the pipeline for it, you know what I mean?
07:15You don't always know what's meant for you
07:17So as much as you guys are going to learn a little bit more about me tonight
07:20I want to get to know you
07:21Because I know I can't be the only person in this room
07:23Who really strives for something that might seem impossible
07:26So I'm curious to start tonight's show off
07:28If there's anybody here in this audience who's chasing a dream
07:32That on paper probably seems impossible or ridiculous
07:35And people try to discourage you from pursuing it
07:38But you're like, fuck that
07:39It's what I want to do more than anything
07:40It's what I know I'm meant to be here to do
07:43And I'm going to give it a thousand and ten percent
07:44So I'm curious out of this show tonight
07:46If anybody has a dream that they're chasing at this very moment
07:51Nope, okay, fantastic
07:54No, that's good
07:55You have a current dream you're chasing?
07:58Yeah, I am
07:59What's your dream?
07:59Uh, right now I'm managing my mom's you blow me company
08:04She teaches
08:06Hold on
08:09Hold on, hold on, hold on
08:13I've seen this website before
08:15Hold on, you manage this?
08:18She teaches women how to get blow jobs
08:20Is that a real thing?
08:23Get the fuck out of here
08:25She's right over there, ask her
08:27Your mom's over here?
08:28Yes
08:30Well, hello
08:33Where, uh, just before we dive into anything
08:36Where's dad?
08:40He's not here?
08:41He's not here?
08:41It can't be that good
08:43It can't be that good
08:45It can't be that good
08:45I'm just saying
08:47Dude
08:51I mean
08:52He's not here
08:53Because I wore his ass out
08:58This motherfucker is at home like one of those anti-weed commercials
09:01Like, dude
09:03Just sunken and deflated into the couch
09:08Okay
09:11There's so many different directions to go with this
09:14Um
09:15How, how did
09:18How did you
09:19When did you know you were like
09:22Goated?
09:23Does that make more sense?
09:25Like
09:25When, when did you know you had, you had the technique down?
09:28When did you, when did you know?
09:30Probably when I was
09:31Seventeen
09:34Talk, talk to me about this, this business that you want
09:37Is this, is this a website?
09:38Is it a class?
09:39Is it?
09:39It is a online video
09:42A tutorial
09:44A tutorial
09:45A tutorial
09:45Okay
09:45It's a 17 minute video
09:47Cool
09:51Then it can't be that good
09:53You know what I mean?
09:54There's just no way
09:55There's no way
09:57This shit
10:00There's no
10:00This should be a two and a half minute video
10:02Oh
10:08Man
10:12Okay
10:13I turn people into three minute miracles
10:16Three minute miracles
10:18Okay
10:20Happily married for 26 years
10:22Happily married for 26 years
10:23I believe that
10:27You don't cook, you don't clean
10:28Okay Cardi B, show the fuck out
10:33I had to watch her suck it
10:34You what?
10:37You've seen your mom
10:39On the dildo
10:40I'm the manager
10:41You guys are acting like South Carolina right now
10:46And I'm trying to wrap my head around this
10:49Woo
10:50Um
10:53This
10:54Okay
10:56Okay what
10:57I totally forgot what you said your dream even was
10:59After this
11:00What was it again?
11:01I wanna sell houses but this is just a good starting point
11:05Well listen I guarantee you can close on any house
11:09If you really are dedicated as the uh, as the realtor
11:13You wanna do real estate?
11:15Yeah
11:15Wonderful, how old are you?
11:1622
11:1722, okay
11:18You in college?
11:19Uh, just graduated
11:20Where from?
11:21Coastal Carolina
11:22Oh
11:27No
11:28No, that's a, it's a school
11:29That's a
11:31What did, what did you study there?
11:33Marketing
11:34How do you market a dick sucking class?
11:38Check it out, it's nuts
11:40Like what, like
11:41What's the marketing strategy?
11:46Experience
11:46Cheat Tommy
11:48I've never been this hard this early in a show in my entire life
11:52Like thank, thank God I'm sitting down
11:54Dude I'd be, I'd be tucked in my fucking belt right now dude
11:58So mom
12:00What were you doing before this?
12:02Was it, before it was a job?
12:04I, you're gonna
12:06Come?
12:07Yeah, I might
12:09I might
12:10I might
12:12Ice cream truck company
12:14You wrote an ice
12:18I've seen that video before
12:19I've seen that video
12:23You really went a different direction in that way
12:26Before that, I sold sex toys
12:28I didn't quite get some sex toys
12:30Oh, okay
12:31Oh, so the ice cream truck was out of pocket for you
12:33That's right, I, that, that, that's where you strayed actually
12:37Did you, did you, did you used to sell, um, did you ever sell Sibium machines?
12:41No
12:42You know, you guys know what they are?
12:44No
12:46You don't know what it is?
12:48I'm about to fuck y'all up dude
12:50Are you just serious?
12:52Okay, I'm actually so honored I get to be wanting to tell y'all what this is
12:55Okay, alright
12:56Let's take a seat, hold on
12:58Okay, so it's a, it's a, a sex toy, right?
13:03And, and at the base of it is a, is, is a motor, right?
13:08And I, I'm not exaggerating, picture a V12 engine
13:11Like it is a fucking brick of machinery, dude
13:15Like this, it is like this as, as a, as a, as a, as a motor, right?
13:19So, then there's the, there's the battery
13:22And off the end of the battery is, uh, is like a metal arm, right?
13:26Like a foot, foot and a half long
13:27And at the end of the arm is, uh, dildo, it's called?
13:32Yeah, right?
13:33Got you, so we're all following so far, right?
13:34So then a woman, usually
13:40Doesn't discriminate
13:41Will sit at, at, at the base of the arm
13:44Like suck
13:47And then a dude in a lab coat
13:49Throws a lever Frankenstein style
13:52And this machine just goes
14:11And then women wonder why we can't make them cum.
14:19Who made that?
14:21I mean, who was just gettin' fuckin' piped down and was like, not enough horsepower?
14:30I couldn't believe the sex toys that fuckin' exist, man.
14:35You guys are very welcome, add that to your Amazon wishlist, be very welcome.
14:39Oh my goodness.
14:41If you had to give one piece of blowjob advice, what would you be like, what's the thing that's
14:49missing, that like, every girl should be doin' this?
14:52When you give a blowjob, use lubricant.
15:00Hold on now, what kind of lubricant are we talkin' about?
15:03He's shaking his head yes.
15:04He's gay.
15:05Okay?
15:10Gay?
15:11I knew it.
15:13I knew it.
15:15Yup.
15:17I...
15:18I knew a good-looking guy when I fuckin' saw him, man.
15:22He uses his parents' tears.
15:27Kidding.
15:27Kidding.
15:28Kidding.
15:29Kidding.
15:29Kidding.
15:30Shut up.
15:33God.
15:34So kidding.
15:34So kidding.
15:35You look fuckin' fantastic.
15:39Fascinating.
15:39I have fuckin'...
15:40I don't even know what we're talkin' about anymore, to be honest.
15:43Dreams.
15:44Dreams.
15:45Yeah.
15:45I'm livin' one right now.
15:46This is...
15:47This is fantastic.
15:49Right in the back.
15:50She raised her hand.
15:52Go to school.
15:55What...
15:55What is...
15:55What is your dream?
15:57After COVID,
15:58I had to realign,
15:59and I am going to school to be a special ed teacher.
16:03No way!
16:04That's incredible.
16:06Okay.
16:11Okay, so...
16:12Specifically special needs teacher.
16:14Yeah.
16:14Okay.
16:15Why specifically special needs?
16:20Easier?
16:25I mean...
16:28Earlier lunch, you know, whatever.
16:31There's definitely perks.
16:32What about that specifically?
16:34You could teach any subject.
16:35I needed healthcare, and so I went to...
16:38Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
16:41wait a minute.
16:42You doin' it for the perks?
16:45I like you already.
16:48That's strong-minded right there.
16:50Okay, you needed healthcare.
16:53Now, what age group of special needs students are you going to teach?
16:58K through five.
16:59K through five.
17:00Okay, so the very beginning.
17:01Yes.
17:02How do you even really know somebody's special needs before fifth grade?
17:06Especially kindergarten, you know what I mean?
17:08Like, you never really know.
17:10Obviously, I know you can't say names or anything, but do you have a favorite student right now?
17:14Yeah, my daughter.
17:15Oh.
17:27What a subtle burn, dude.
17:31Is your daughter special needs?
17:34She's thinking about it.
17:39Wow.
17:42They usually don't do that.
17:45That's fantastic.
17:51Daughter, how old are you?
17:53I'm 24.
17:54Okay.
17:56Okay, that's good.
17:57She knows her age.
17:58Okay.
18:00What do you do right now?
18:02I'm a behavioral therapist.
18:04Thanks.
18:06Okay, so the ones that she can't teach, she puts off to you.
18:10I love this.
18:11I love this.
18:12Now, was this your dream career?
18:14No.
18:15No, fair enough.
18:16Fair enough.
18:18That's amazing.
18:19And do you support your mom's dream of helping to teach special needs students?
18:22Of course.
18:23I used to work in her school.
18:24Really?
18:25Doing?
18:27A personal needs assistant.
18:28You know what?
18:29As fun as this is a joke around about, you guys are both doing incredibly noble things.
18:33Very selfish.
18:34We're helping a lot of people.
18:35So thank you so much for doing that.
18:37That is awesome.
18:40That is so cool, man.
18:43Okay, so now we've met somebody who's at the beginning of chasing their dreams.
18:46Does anybody feel like they're actively in the process of living that dream?
18:51Who?
18:52Uh-oh.
18:53Okay.
18:53All right.
18:54Just so we're off top, you're already the white version of him.
18:58I want to be very aware of him.
18:59Okay.
19:01Okay.
19:01Okay.
19:01What's your dream, man?
19:03I want to stay at home, Dad.
19:03Stay at home, Dad.
19:06Nice, dude.
19:08That's...
19:08Yeah, you...
19:09You got dick on you for sure, man.
19:12She just letting that slide, dude?
19:14For sure.
19:14How many kids do you have?
19:16A little boy and a girl.
19:18It took you a minute.
19:21He didn't choose their pronouns yet.
19:22Let's be patient.
19:24Let's be patient.
19:25How old are they?
19:26Um, nine months this Thursday and, uh, 11 years old.
19:30You have a nine-month-old?
19:31Yeah.
19:31You shouldn't be here right now.
19:35Is that the wife and mom?
19:37Yes.
19:37Okay.
19:38I wanted to make sure I never want to...
19:41Charlotte, you never know.
19:42Now, obviously, you have to be in a good position to allow him to be a stay-at-home Dad.
19:47What do you do?
19:48Interventional radiology.
19:50What?
19:51Hold on, hold on.
19:52Those are...
19:53Those are two very different words.
19:56So, radiology, like, x-rays and stuff, right?
19:58Fancy x-rays.
19:59Fancy x-rays.
20:00Got it.
20:01Intervention?
20:02Um...
20:03Does that mean, like, a group of people?
20:04You just get them to go into a room and they're like, fucking get in there.
20:09What is...
20:10How do you...
20:10How do you do an intervention radiology?
20:12She assists people that save lives.
20:15She can speak for herself.
20:16Okay?
20:17Come on, man.
20:26You the woman of the house.
20:27Okay?
20:27When we out here, she runs shit.
20:29Alright?
20:30Okay.
20:35Ma'am.
20:37Break it down for me.
20:39What is it?
20:39It's like minimally invasive surgery.
20:41Minimally invasive surgery.
20:42Like what?
20:42Like having like a sister move?
20:44Like that kind of thing?
20:45No.
20:45Like going in through tiny holes with catheters up to people's brains.
20:49Hold on.
20:49You can run a catheter to your brain?
20:54It can go from your dick hole?
20:56Isn't that a catheter?
20:59That's a what?
21:00That's a Foley catheter.
21:01That's a Foley catheter.
21:02Where's the other one go?
21:04Through your arteries.
21:05Through your arteries.
21:06Oh, so in like a vein.
21:08Up to the brain.
21:09Got it.
21:10Okay.
21:10I was about to say.
21:12God damn.
21:17They gonna need a bigger needle.
21:18Am I right?
21:19Ha.
21:20Ha.
21:21Ha.
21:23Ha.
21:28Okay.
21:30Okay.
21:31So just a little invasive.
21:32But working in the medical field.
21:33Pays well.
21:34Okay.
21:34Okay.
21:34That makes, that makes a lot of sense.
21:36I love that you do that.
21:37Cause you're helping other people.
21:38Nurses are some of my favorite people in the world.
21:40Love them.
21:40What were you doing before you were a stay at home dad?
21:42Uh.
21:42Pulling out?
21:48What were you actually doing?
21:49Truck driver.
21:50Truck driver.
21:51Oof.
21:52Okay.
21:52Cross country or local?
21:53Not local.
21:54So was it your idea for him to be stay at home dad?
21:56Or was he like, we should cut back on a babysitter.
21:59Let me chill.
22:00It just made more sense that way.
22:01Yeah.
22:02I love that you're okay.
22:03What?
22:03Very progressive by the way.
22:04Men always feel like overly masculine.
22:06I'm a child.
22:07You're a child?
22:07Yeah.
22:09You do look like you outgrew that shirt.
22:11Like after, after show.
22:14Who did that last year too?
22:15This is not an old shirt.
22:17That's, that's a new shirt?
22:19Button it.
22:23Oh no dude.
22:25Oh shit.
22:29His knuckles are turning white dude.
22:31This is so bad.
22:33Congratulations on your third by the way.
22:38There it is.
22:49Oh.
22:51Oh.
22:55I love it.
22:56Yeah, make yourself comfortable man.
22:57Let them, let them titties breathe man.
23:02You're doing the right thing man.
23:03I wish you guys the best man.
23:05What a happy, what a functional family.
23:08Did not expect to find this in North Carolina man.
23:10Congratulations.
23:12Does anybody feel like they're in the middle of living their dream?
23:16Like they are currently right now.
23:18Yeah, you had your hand up first.
23:19Yeah.
23:19What, what are you, what are you doing?
23:21What's your dream that came true?
23:22I'm a pilot.
23:24Ooh, okay.
23:29What airline?
23:30I'm not saying.
23:35That's the spirit, I'm sure.
23:43If it was United or Delta, she would have said that.
23:45You know what I mean?
23:47Ooh, suspicious.
23:48Is it, is it commercial or is it more private?
23:50It's airline.
23:51Airline, okay.
23:52All right.
23:54And this, this was always your dream growing up.
23:56Always.
23:56Yeah.
23:57How long does it take to become a pilot?
23:58It kind of depends on your motivation and what route you go.
24:02There's like so many ways you can go.
24:03You could do military.
24:03Well, what was your motivation?
24:04Let me ask you that first.
24:05Um, I wanted to get to the airlines as fast as I possibly could.
24:10So I got.
24:11Have you tried TSA PreCheck?
24:15What's the quickest route to the airlines?
24:18Blowjob.
24:31I didn't say that.
24:32I, I didn't say that.
24:33I, I believe you earned your spot.
24:35I do believe that.
24:37So what was, what was, what was the actual, what was the quickest route to the airlines
24:43for you?
24:43Uh, there are some programs that can get you like the main ratings you need in nine months.
24:49And then you have to get 1500 flight hours.
24:52What kind of airplane are you allowed to practice on?
24:53Like, can you do like crop planes?
24:55Like, does that count?
24:56Yep.
24:56Yep.
24:56That can count?
24:57Yep.
24:57That should not count.
25:00That's like going to get your driver's license.
25:02Like I've been riding my bike for years.
25:05I imagine it's the same thing.
25:07You can actually solo an airplane at 16 years old by yourself.
25:10No fucking way.
25:11Yeah.
25:12Like you can get a pilot's license at 16.
25:14No, you can just fly it solo.
25:16Really?
25:17Yeah.
25:18You think more people would have got off that island.
25:23That's fucking awesome by the way.
25:24As somebody who had their pilot dreams immediately squashed, I think that's fucking awesome.
25:28I'm very jealous of it.
25:30I can still do it?
25:30Yeah.
25:31You don't have to have perfect eyesight?
25:32I mean, if you want to be a fighter pilot, sure.
25:35No, you don't have to.
25:36As long as it's correctable.
25:38Oh, so I'd have to get like LASIK or something.
25:40Or glasses?
25:41Contacts?
25:42I'm not going to trust a pilot with glasses.
25:44I'm just not going to.
25:45I'm sorry.
25:46Then you don't want to look up into the flight deck.
25:49Well, if it's not Spirit Airlines, I don't think I have to worry about it.
25:53Let me ask you this though.
25:54Were you...
25:55Was there ever a plan B?
25:57Like if you weren't going to be a pilot, were you planning on doing anything else?
25:59I worked in marketing for six months and I said, absolutely not.
26:08You worked in marketing?
26:15You've ruined that job.
26:18For everybody else in this show.
26:21Congratulations.
26:22I love it.
26:23So we got somebody who's actively living a dream.
26:26We've met somebody who's actively pursuing a dream at the very beginning of it.
26:30Does anybody feel like they missed an opportunity to achieve a dream?
26:34Like they now do something else.
26:36You might have a flourishing career, but ultimately at the end of the day,
26:39it's not what you wanted to do.
26:40And you feel like you had an opportunity back in the day and it just didn't happen.
26:44Missed opportunity.
26:45Yes.
26:46Back row right here, my man.
26:47It's unfortunate, but if I was...
26:50If I was a girl, I wanted to be a pole dancer.
26:57I'm sorry I called you gay.
26:59I'm so sorry.
27:04That's gay.
27:10Yeah.
27:10Did you say if you were a girl, you would have liked to have been a pole dancer?
27:14Yeah.
27:14You still can.
27:15You still can.
27:17You've never seen like Magic Mike or something?
27:21Clearly I'm not Magic Mike.
27:23Oh no, I disagree.
27:25I think you could still head at this.
27:26I still think you could jump head first into this job.
27:29What are you doing now?
27:31Right now I work in finance.
27:33It's boring as fuck.
27:34That's not fun at all.
27:36Doesn't pole dancing seem a little bit more fun?
27:39Have you been to a male strip club before?
27:42I prefer female strip club.
27:44Because you respect the athleticism.
27:45Yeah.
27:47Fair enough.
27:47No, no.
27:48That fucking...
27:49That works.
27:50And they have good brunches.
27:59That is the last place you want to find a hair in your food, dude.
28:05Do not eat at a strip club, dude.
28:08Come on.
28:10Listen.
28:11I'm on the same page as you.
28:12I respect the hell out of strippers.
28:14I do.
28:14Strippers I get.
28:15A strip club doesn't do it for me.
28:18I'm such a shitty person to go to a strip club.
28:20I don't spend any money at all.
28:22Because I'm just not impressed with the environment.
28:24You know what I mean?
28:24If you want me to spend a dollar in a strip club,
28:26I wouldn't need to see these girls on a full
28:30American Ninja Warrior course.
28:32Like that's what it would take.
28:33Y'all make it rain when you make it to the top of that salmon ladder.
28:36How about that?
28:38You got these girls butt naked with just heels on like...
28:48It wasn't called the salmon ladder until she got on it.
28:55And then for the big finale, they got to run up that warped wall to win the GED.
29:04But I don't know what they mean for it.
29:08But that would spice things up to me.
29:10You know what I mean?
29:11Maybe you can bring in an extra element to the strip club.
29:13That could be so fun.
29:14Have you ever like brainstormed like a stripper name?
29:20Yeah.
29:24What would you go by?
29:25Brandy Jamison.
29:27Brandy Jamison.
29:30Is that two alcohols?
29:33You put some thought into this.
29:34I love that.
29:36I say you go for it.
29:38How old are you?
29:3934.
29:40Yeah, you missed it.
29:41Never mind.
29:48That's 40 and gay.
29:52You're 34.
29:53You look fantastic, dude.
29:55No, you look great, man.
29:57We should all get more facials.
29:58You look great, man.
30:01You look incredible, man.
30:03Congratulations, fella.
30:04Listen, man.
30:05If that's a passion of yours and you can appreciate the environment and the art form,
30:09I say you go for it, man.
30:10I really do.
30:12Okay.
30:13I want to pivot just slightly.
30:15I want to talk about a different kind of dream because we've tackled enough aspirations
30:21for the evening.
30:22Because aspirational dreams aren't your only dreams, right?
30:24You dream every night in your sleep.
30:26We all have sleep dreams.
30:28Minus me, kind of, actually.
30:29I'm a terrible sleeper is why I want to talk about this.
30:31Because I sleep so little, I rarely get a chance to remember my dreams.
30:34But when I do, they never make any fucking sense.
30:36And they're usually nightmares.
30:38Something about me.
30:39I always have scary dreams.
30:41Reoccurring, too.
30:42Like I have, I have the, I have the teeth falling out dream a lot.
30:46You guys have that one?
30:47Yes.
30:47Oh, thank God, dude.
30:49Because when people have never had, you sound like a psychopath.
30:51Okay.
30:52If you've never had this dream before, you'll be having a regular dream, right?
30:55And your teeth will just start falling out of your mouth.
30:58Take your tongue right now.
30:59Press it to the back of your top teeth.
31:01That little bit of pressure makes your teeth just Tom and Jerry out of your mouth, dude.
31:05And you're like sloshing them around in your mouth.
31:07It's disgusting.
31:09I'll tell you how fucking crazy I am.
31:10Like, I started to have that dream within the dream.
31:14So usually you wake up.
31:16Check for your teeth.
31:17They're still there.
31:18Oh, thank God.
31:19I started to have it within the dream.
31:21I'd wake up.
31:22Grab for my teeth.
31:23They'd still be gone.
31:25I'd wake up again.
31:27Check again.
31:28They'd finally be back.
31:29I'm so crazy.
31:30My brain was like, you're not going to get used to this.
31:35And that's what fascinates me so much about the dream stuff.
31:37Because I started to read books on maybe like the subconsciousness of what your dreams could possibly be about.
31:42And that one specifically is usually chalked up to like stress.
31:46I've heard stress about money more specifically.
31:48I've also heard it means you secretly want to be able to suck dick better.
31:52So there's a theory that couldn't hurt.
31:55You know?
31:55How could it?
31:56There's no teeth in there.
31:57So I'm curious.
31:58Has anybody ever had a similar experience with like a reoccurring nightmare throughout their life that's kind of haunted them?
32:03You have?
32:04Yes.
32:04What have you been dealing with?
32:07Since I was about 12, I have a witch that chases me through the woods and I get to the
32:12edge of a cliff.
32:13A cliff.
32:15And I have to jump or I have to face the witch.
32:18Who?
32:18What do you usually do?
32:19Jump.
32:22I fucking jump.
32:24I fucking jump.
32:25Okay.
32:26Now, how often do you have this nightmare?
32:29Pretty often.
32:30Like twice a week maybe since I was 12.
32:32Twice a week?
32:34Yeah.
32:35Is this your husband?
32:36Yes, it's my husband and my 21-year-old and my birthday girl.
32:40Happy birthday.
32:44We don't care for the next five minutes.
32:46That's all.
32:48I'm 47, by the way.
32:50I know.
32:50I don't know.
33:01I'm the witch now.
33:08Okay, husband, have you heard about this dream before?
33:11Yes, I have.
33:12Okay, does she wake you up out of your sleep to be like, I had a scary dream?
33:17Yeah, or I pick her up from it.
33:20You pick her up from it?
33:21Like she's like actively having a night terror?
33:23Yeah.
33:24And you pick her up and what?
33:25Just kind of like swaddle her?
33:29Wait, where do you pick her up to?
33:32She's back on the bed.
33:33Does she fall off the bed?
33:35Oh, that's the cliff you're jumping from?
33:37Fucking three feet?
33:39Yeah, it's not as dramatic now.
33:41It's not as high as stakes.
33:42Okay.
33:44Do you ever get a chance to see the witch?
33:46Like do they have any like distinct features?
33:48Um, the witch usually has a blank face that completely freaks me out.
33:53Ooh.
33:53Like the no face freaks me out, but she's got long silver hair.
33:57Is the witch wearing his hat by chance?
34:01Okay, I just wanted to make sure.
34:03I had a similar nightmare when I was around.
34:06This was actually the experience that made me believe in ghosts.
34:10When I was about 11 years old, we moved into this farmhouse
34:13in like countryside of Ohio where I'm from.
34:15And this house was like 120 years old.
34:16It creeped me out from the day we moved in.
34:18We lived there for eight months.
34:20The first four, I wouldn't even sleep in my own room.
34:21I slept on my sister's floor for four months
34:23because I was terrified of this house.
34:25So after about four months of it,
34:27I moved rooms from my room upstairs to downstairs,
34:31what was our computer room.
34:32You guys remember you used to have a computer room?
34:34You were just fighting LimeWire and printing porn all day.
34:38So the computer room was like the size of this stage.
34:42Like it was just enough room for like my bed,
34:44my dresser, TV stand, and then a closet.
34:46And I loved how small it was because nothing could hide in there.
34:49You know what I mean?
34:49Like it was just my space.
34:51But then one day, I was...
34:54This still fucks with me to this day.
34:55It's one of those things, I don't know if I was dreaming,
34:58but I didn't wake up again.
34:59So I'm asleep, I open my eyes,
35:01and there's just an old woman, kind of faceless,
35:06but I could still see a mouth, frail,
35:09like just skin and bones in like a black veil dress.
35:12And she was standing.
35:13Again, no face, just a mouth, was leaning over me,
35:18if the stool was my face,
35:19and was just frozen with the face...
35:25And it's one of those things, like I don't know if it...
35:27It had to have been like a sleep paralysis
35:29because I could not get my boxers down fast enough.
35:31And she was definitely...
35:42She was basically asking for it, you know what I mean?
35:45So...
35:46But I'm not...
35:47I'm not kidding.
35:50She at some point then just stands up,
35:53turns, and walks into my closet.
35:57And this is the part that fucks with me,
35:59I just started my day.
36:01There was no point that like I woke up again
36:03to be like,
36:03oh, that must have been a dream.
36:04I remember just getting out of bed and doing my day.
36:07It was one of the most terrifying experiences I've ever had.
36:10And then I got on a Ouija board that night,
36:11and I was like, you up?
36:17Round two.
36:20So...
36:20Oh.
36:21But similar...
36:22Similar circumstance.
36:24Faceless, terrifying woman.
36:25Kinda sleep-related.
36:27Have you ever faced her?
36:29Like, you said you choose to jump every time.
36:31Have you ever turned and been like,
36:32what's up, bitch?
36:33Square up.
36:34Yeah.
36:34There's no face.
36:35But just no face.
36:36There's no face, so I jump.
36:38You don't have to just because she doesn't have a face.
36:40Fucking body shots.
36:41You gotta work the living.
36:43I can't move.
36:44I just jump.
36:45Oh, that's terrifying.
36:47I'm sorry you have to deal with that on such a frequent basis.
36:48That's terrifying.
36:49I imagine it interrupts most of your good nights of sleep.
36:54Maybe.
36:55Don't ask him about your sleep.
36:57Well, I'm usually on the floor paralyzed,
37:00and the floor is still asleep.
37:01She really falls off the bed.
37:03Yeah.
37:03Wow.
37:04What size bed you guys got?
37:05King size?
37:05Yeah.
37:06Okay.
37:06Yeah.
37:07Women sleep in the middle of the bed anyways.
37:09I don't know why you even concern about this.
37:11Fucking so selfish.
37:12I wouldn't be surprised if every time it's because
37:14he has to take the sheets back,
37:15and he's like,
37:15Yeet!
37:18And she's just like...
37:23Oh, baby!
37:26Baby!
37:27You had another sleep nightmare!
37:29One of the bad dreams!
37:34Oh, that is fucking perfect.
37:36That's the exact example I'm looking for.
37:37I love this.
37:38Witches are terrifying.
37:39I love that kind of stuff.
37:41So thank you for sharing something so specific.
37:42Okay, who has another fun, like,
37:44reoccurring nightmare?
37:46I have one sometimes.
37:48I'm back here.
37:49Hi.
37:50Sorry.
37:51I have one sometimes that my boyfriend is cheating on me.
37:55Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
37:59No, no.
38:00On behalf of every man here, stop it right now.
38:04I'm so sick of this shit, man.
38:06You get a great night's sleep.
38:08You get a great night's sleep.
38:09No witches or nothing.
38:10You get a great night's sleep.
38:11Good morning, baby.
38:13Who's baby?
38:17Okay, so walk me through what he didn't do.
38:22I mean, it's usually like an ex or something or maybe someone we know.
38:27I know he didn't really do it, but I'm still a little mad.
38:32You know that's crazy, right?
38:35Let me ask, this is him right here.
38:37This is my current boyfriend right here.
38:38Yeah.
38:38Tell me, give me an example right now of a casual dream you have right now.
38:41Is it something you've dreamed of that you have any memory of?
38:44I don't dream.
38:45I smoke weed.
38:56Did you bring enough for the rest of the class?
38:59Yeah, if he's cheating on you with anybody, it's Mary Jane.
39:02That's for everybody.
39:04You know what I mean?
39:05Oh, I love that.
39:05I have to do the exact same thing.
39:07Is that why I don't dream?
39:09Is there a correlation in that?
39:11Oh, fuck.
39:12I'm not going to stop.
39:13I'm not going to.
39:15How often do you have this dream?
39:18Not a lot.
39:19Maybe once every week or two.
39:24Hey man, let's get the fuck out of here, dog.
39:26Let's start you a new life immediately.
39:29Do not torture this man like this.
39:31I don't always bring it up.
39:33That's not the crazy part.
39:34The crazy part is that you have it in the first place.
39:37I promise I will not pry.
39:39Has there been any kind of incident of mistrust between the two of you at any point?
39:43Not him and I, but I've had some crazy shit with men.
39:47So let's not project onto your new relationship.
39:57Man.
39:57Man.
39:59She's the witch in his dreams.
40:03Oh, that you poor guy.
40:06He seems nice as hell.
40:07He smokes weed.
40:08He don't have the energy to cheat.
40:11Are you kidding?
40:13Weed makes you a lot of things.
40:14Hungry, happy, sleepy.
40:16It don't make you cheat.
40:20I've been catfished by like someone I met in person.
40:24How?
40:24Wait, hold on.
40:25How do you, how do you do that?
40:26So, I met him and he was cute.
40:30We kind of started talking, going a couple days.
40:32You realize you making him hear this right now, right?
40:35You asked.
40:36No, I didn't actually.
40:38Actually, I didn't.
40:40Rewind the tape.
40:41Rewind the tape right now.
40:42I want it.
40:43She said.
40:44Slippin'.
40:45Matt.
40:46Slippin'.
40:47Matt.
40:47I've been catfished.
40:49I've been catfished.
40:50Dog, I know exactly what you're going for.
40:55Oh, dude.
40:58Oh, okay.
41:00Okay, so you went on a date with a guy.
41:03He was cute.
41:04How did he catfish you if you met him already?
41:06Okay.
41:07So, we go on a couple dates and he's like really talking all this really wonderful thing.
41:12He owns this IT company.
41:14He's a millionaire.
41:15He's ballin'.
41:16And so, things are going well.
41:18We keep talking.
41:19And then all of a sudden, you know, I stopped hearing from him as much.
41:23And so, I do some research.
41:25Oh, right there?
41:27Should have done that.
41:28Let's see where it leads.
41:30So, I end up finding his ex-girlfriend.
41:33And he...
41:34Did you message his ex-girlfriend?
41:36So, there's a...
41:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
41:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
41:44There's nothing.
41:45It's a yes or no question.
41:48No.
41:49She found me both.
41:50Ah!
41:52Ah!
41:53Ah!
41:53Witch!
41:56Burn her!
41:59Oh, dude!
42:02Don't...
42:02You can't take that out on him.
42:03I'm sorry you've had negative experiences in the past, but if he hasn't done anything to
42:07make you worry, you can't take that out on him.
42:09And now, if you were having dreams about, like, past experiences about other people cheating
42:12on you, I get that.
42:14That's a suppressed trauma that maybe didn't get worked out between you and that person.
42:17But give this motherfucker a chance, please.
42:20Alright?
42:23Oh, boy.
42:25I wanna...
42:26I wanna ask about one more type of dream.
42:29Only because I've...
42:30I've never experienced it.
42:31People swear it's a real thing.
42:32I don't have any proof of it.
42:35Is a wet dream a real thing?
42:38No, but here's the thing.
42:39I don't...
42:39I don't mean, like, a sexy dream.
42:41Everyone's had hot dreams that you wake up and you're like,
42:43oh, that was...
42:44Let me go back and try to finish it.
42:45But you never go back to the same dream, so then you're just hard in, like, Vietnam
42:49or something.
42:50You're like, ah...
42:51I swear to God, I was in a different place a couple of minutes ago.
42:54So I don't mean, like, just, like, a hot dream.
42:56I mean, like, has anyone ever had, like, what we follow?
42:58Oh, I got a good one.
42:59Right in the back right there?
43:00One time.
43:00One time?
43:01One time only.
43:02Okay, when was this experience?
43:04Basic training.
43:12Okay.
43:13Walk me through this, please.
43:16So, every time before or since you have a sex dream, it's very frustrating.
43:22It never happens.
43:23Oh, so you've been chasing the same nut in your sleep the entire time.
43:26Yeah.
43:27You're like that squirrel from Ice Age.
43:28You just keep chasing the same one in your dreams.
43:31Trying to get it.
43:32So that first one was that good.
43:33Okay, so that basic training, I imagine you 18, 19, 20, something like that?
43:37Did you come out of it?
43:38Or was it in the dream?
43:39No.
43:39It came out of it.
43:41It came out of it.
43:43Hey, look, man.
43:44Shooters are gonna shoot.
43:45You know what I mean?
43:45Like, yeah, shoot your shot when you can.
43:47Yeah.
43:47Yeah.
43:48So when you woke up, there was just a spot.
43:50Yeah.
43:50Yeah.
43:52I would not like that.
43:55You just wake up and there's just cum on your bed.
43:58Cause I have a roommate, so my first instinct would be, this better be mine.
44:05Now, how do you deal with that in basic training?
44:08Cause I imagine there's bunks, right?
44:09And everybody's bunk has to be pristine and clean.
44:12You said what?
44:13I was doing the top bunk.
44:14You were on top bunk?
44:15Oh, God.
44:16Damn it, dude.
44:18Oh.
44:19And your bottom bunk may just woke up with Halloween decorations on the side.
44:25Just webbed up.
44:27Okay.
44:28Okay.
44:28Okay.
44:28So now, alright, so we know guys have them.
44:31Which I feel really like I missed out.
44:35Does anybody have a female's perspective on a wet dream?
44:38I'm single.
44:38You have one?
44:39That's why I'm single.
44:40We'll see.
44:41We'll see if that's why.
44:43Okay.
44:43Walk me through this wet dream scenario.
44:45What happened?
44:46Um, the family thing.
44:49Daddy-daughter, real thing.
44:51Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
44:52Don't just assume like we know the thing.
44:56What is daddy-daughter thing?
44:58They all knew just now.
45:00They what?
45:01They all knew.
45:01Who knew?
45:02Everybody.
45:03No.
45:04No, they gave the same reaction I did.
45:06I promise.
45:08What is the daddy-daughter thing?
45:10Is it a physical relationship with you?
45:13No, no.
45:13I never met my dad.
45:15Oh, a daddy issue thing.
45:17Yeah.
45:18That's not how you say that.
45:20That's not how you say that.
45:23Are you kidding me?
45:26That's not how you say that.
45:29We all thought you were fucking your dad.
45:31Every single person in here.
45:34Oh, my God.
45:36God.
45:38Okay.
45:38Daddy issue.
45:39Got it.
45:40How does that equate to a wet dream?
45:42You wake up and you're...
45:45You can't go back to sleep.
45:47Can't go back to sleep.
45:48Can't go back to sleep.
45:49Oh, because you're so flustered.
45:50You wake up hot and heavy.
45:52You wake up hot and heavy.
45:53You can't go back to sleep without taking care of it.
45:54And then the porn you look up is...
46:03The porn you look up is father-daughter.
46:07Man, we went so far off the tracks.
46:14How does all of this equate to why you're single for a week?
46:19What happened?
46:21Don't look around like he's in here.
46:24Who are you looking for?
46:25Hey, Joaquin Phoenix from Joker.
46:26Sit down.
46:28You know what?
46:28You know what?
46:29Here's the thing about this moment right now.
46:31Next time you guys see some haters in my comments going,
46:34All he does is crowd work.
46:35It's so easy.
46:37Is it?
46:39Is it the easiest shit I could ever do?
46:42Is it just handed to me?
46:44No.
46:47Damn it, baby.
46:51Oh my goodness.
46:54Okay.
46:55Yes, ma'am.
46:56You've been raising your hand throughout her whole story.
46:58I'm so sorry I didn't call on you first.
47:00I'm so sorry.
47:05Yes, ma'am.
47:08So it's like, as far as like those type of dreams go, like sometimes to get myself to sleep, I
47:13may think of other things, but I was just on a cruise for my birthday and my friend was like,
47:19she really got upset because she said I moaned in my sleep.
47:22Yeah.
47:23All of those, I was so disgusted.
47:25I was like, I'm so sorry.
47:26And she was like, you did it in the hotel.
47:28You did it in the hotel.
47:30I was like, why'd you were texting yourself?
47:32And I was like, I was never, I was asleep, right?
47:35Uh-huh.
47:35Now was it, was it, was it, was it like a sexual moment?
47:38Was it like, uh?
47:39Yeah, that's what she said it was.
47:39Or was it like, uh, like sleep apnea?
47:43Like you know how a stepdad snores?
47:45You know what I mean?
47:46Uh.
47:48Uh.
47:50Now do you have any recollection about what this dream was about?
47:53Like who, who the co-star may have been?
47:56Who do you, who do you, who usually crosses your mind?
47:58It was my ex.
47:59Your ex?
48:00Ooh.
48:03That's tough.
48:05Do you, oh, so the dick was good.
48:09That's tough.
48:10Do you, do you think he knows you still think about it?
48:13Uh.
48:14He dropped me off at the airport.
48:16What's that?
48:16He dropped me off at the airport.
48:17He dropped me off at the airport.
48:19He dropped me off at the airport.
48:20Okay.
48:22Let me ask you this.
48:23What, it, you don't have to go into too many specifics if it's that bad.
48:26But what did he do that was so bad that it overrid good dick?
48:30No, he's like in the process of like getting divorced.
48:32Huh?
48:33Wait.
48:34Why?
48:35Why separating them?
48:36He's in the process of getting a divorce?
48:38They're separated.
48:38They're separated.
48:38They were already separated?
48:40Yes, they're separated.
48:40By how many inches were they separated?
48:41I don't know.
48:43I don't know.
48:46How long ago was this relationship?
48:48Seven inches.
48:52White or black?
48:53Black.
48:54Black?
48:54Yeah, it's not seven inches.
48:57It's not seven inches.
49:03I don't drop off nobody at the airport.
49:06I got uber pool dick at best.
49:09You gotta, we gonna have some fun, but you gotta make some stops.
49:12You know what I mean?
49:14You're gonna have to converse with a stranger.
49:18Okay.
49:18Oh, that's fucking, oh, that's tough.
49:21Uh, now when you would have these black dreams, were they ever, cause you just, you mentioned
49:26that your friend would say you were moaning, were they ever to like to the point of completion?
49:30I don't, I don't know.
49:31We didn't, I didn't want to get that deep into it.
49:33You didn't want to get that deep into it?
49:34Sounds like he was as deep as humanly possible.
49:37This motherfucker was almost in your subconscious.
49:40Um, oh, see that's, that's interesting.
49:44This just really put it into perspective.
49:46I, I, I, this is like an, always an ongoing kind of debate about like, women always feel
49:51like they're more sexual than men and you're not.
49:55You're not.
49:56You've never jacked off going 85 on the freeway cause, cause a good song came on.
50:02You know what I mean?
50:03Every dude in here is trying to beat free bird in traffic.
50:06Like we're, we're fucking gross, man.
50:09I don't think, I don't think there needs to be any kind of competition.
50:11I think clearly both, I mean, both parties have wet dreams.
50:13So I think, I think we're closer than you think.
50:16I think guys are, are creepier about, about how sexual we are.
50:20But I think women are freakier about how sexual they are.
50:27You ladies are fucking gross, dude.
50:31You guys do too much, man.
50:34You guys do some nasty shit.
50:36You realize we don't even ask you to sometimes?
50:40Fellas, your girl ever do some nasty shit in the bedroom and you're like,
50:44ew.
50:47Put it back.
50:50Like we never want to discourage you.
50:51So we're always like, yeah, I love that shit.
50:53But sometimes we're like, what the fuck?
50:57You guys be doing too much, dude.
51:00I'll think I'm good in bed until I hear about what other people are doing.
51:03I'm like, I don't want any part of that shit at all, man.
51:05Like, ladies, I'm going to say this one time, one time only.
51:10You leave our buttholes alone.
51:18If we want it, we'll fucking ask for it, okay?
51:22I don't know what this invasive TikTok trend y'all are on right now.
51:26Shut it down, all right?
51:28You don't even sell it well.
51:30And if I find out this is one of your techniques, I'm going to lose my fucking mind.
51:34It always, it always gets brought up in that situation.
51:37Girls are like, well, let me just put a finger in it while I'm giving your head.
51:42It'll feel so good.
51:46It already feels the best, okay?
51:50I don't need to blow a hole through the fucking drywall to prove I had a good time, dude.
51:57And there's always a chick with acrylic nails for some reason.
52:00Are you fucking crazy?
52:02Are you out of your mind?
52:04You keep your bugle claws out of me, you bitch.
52:08You guys know what bugles are?
52:12I didn't think that reference was going to land at all.
52:14You guys, you guys are white trash, man.
52:18That is, that is a gas station ship, dude.
52:22Do not put that in your body.
52:25Oh my gosh, Charlotte, man.
52:29I want to thank you guys for being respectful, hearing other people's stories.
52:34And for everybody who talked to me tonight, I want to say thank you for opening up about such personal
52:37details in your life
52:38that outside of this environment would be absolutely insane to ever talk about, ever.
52:42So thank you, but I wanted to do this show about dreams because every single person in this room made
52:48my dream come true.
52:49And if there's anything I could ever do to encourage you guys to pursue your dreams,
52:53I hope every single one of them comes true, man.
52:55This was Netflix's first CrowdWorks special.
52:58I didn't want to do it anywhere else in Charlotte.
53:00You made my dreams come true.
53:02I can't wait to see what's next.
53:13One way ticket on a moonlight flight.
53:17Morning as I fall asleep tonight.
53:21Till we're together, what else can I do?
53:25But shut my eyes and hope my dreams come true.
53:30I'll be sweet, sweet, sweet dreaming of you.
53:33Oh, all night long, I'll love song.
53:40Place for hours on and on the face.
53:45Make me be, don't shake me.
53:48Unless it's you I wake to see.
53:51Oh, now.
53:52One way ticket on and no night flight.
53:56Morning when I fall asleep tonight.
54:08I'll be sweet, sweet, sweet dreaming of you. I'll be sweet dreaming till it comes true.
54:29I'll be sweet.
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