Patrice O'Neal - Elephant in the Room [11] - video Dailymotion

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Patrice O'Neal takes the stage for this special that finds the larger-than-life stand-up besieging the audience with his no-holds-barred humor. #comedy #standupcomedy #standup #jokes #funny #patriceoneal #patriceonealcomedy #patriceonealstandup

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00:00:00.

00:00:47I'm thanking one in particular

00:00:49fair titties in the front row.

00:00:53Thank you so much.

00:00:55Thank you audience coordinator

00:00:56for putting those titties up in the front row.

00:01:00God bless you.

00:01:03That was distracting me.

00:01:05I was supposed to come out.

00:01:07Oh yeah.

00:01:12Oh y'all here?

00:01:17You look lovely though.

00:01:19By the way.

00:01:19Yes you do.

00:01:20Yes you do.

00:01:21Congratulations my friend.

00:01:22I'm glad y'all here.

00:01:24It's very good.

00:01:24Yo congratulations to you.

00:01:27My friend look at that white woman.

00:01:28You're with God damn.

00:01:45That nigga behind you going

00:01:46yeah son I'm with my girl

00:01:48but yo for real?

00:01:51That white woman's amazing

00:01:52isn't she telling the truth?

00:01:54He's with his black girlfriend

00:01:55like no I don't know

00:01:57but that she's high level.

00:01:58That's a high level white woman

00:02:00right there.

00:02:00That white woman is

00:02:02that is man oh man

00:02:04oh man.

00:02:06Black woman get mad at that

00:02:08but that is

00:02:09top shelf white woman

00:02:11right there.

00:02:17You know how you can tell

00:02:18how pretty a white woman is?

00:02:20The value

00:02:21you look at her

00:02:23and then you wonder

00:02:24how long they would look for

00:02:25if she was missing.

00:02:34Come on take a look

00:02:35take a look

00:02:35look at this nigga

00:02:36look look look look look

00:02:44I saw you look mad sweetie

00:02:45how long if you was missing

00:02:46how long you think they were

00:02:48how long you think they were

00:02:48exact she don't even

00:02:49she went

00:02:56you know the deal

00:02:57I ain't say nothing wrong

00:02:59white woman's life

00:02:59is valuable.

00:03:03What's his name

00:03:03Joran Vandersloot?

00:03:06Right?

00:03:07We find out

00:03:08he was a serial

00:03:09man he kills women

00:03:11that's what he do

00:03:12he do it well.

00:03:13You know what I mean

00:03:14we know the girl

00:03:15that he

00:03:15you know

00:03:16supposedly had

00:03:17what's the girl in Aruba?

00:03:19Natalie Holloway

00:03:20right?

00:03:21But the one

00:03:22he just killed

00:03:23the girl in Peru

00:03:23what's her name?

00:03:26Exactly.

00:03:37Look how fast you said

00:03:38Natalie

00:03:38you said Natalie

00:03:39Natalie

00:03:42Holloway

00:03:43that angel

00:03:47y'all said that

00:03:48like Family Feud

00:03:49all right

00:03:49name a white girl

00:03:50been missing

00:03:51for five years

00:03:51in Aruba

00:03:51Natalie Holloway

00:03:53survey says

00:03:59name a Peruvian girl

00:04:01that was killed

00:04:02yesterday

00:04:07what is that big head

00:04:09what is that big head

00:04:09third world Peruvian

00:04:10bitch's name?

00:04:13it has to be

00:04:14Yoris

00:04:14or something

00:04:15goofy

00:04:21don't get mad

00:04:22at yourself

00:04:22I gave it to you

00:04:23you saw how fast

00:04:25she said Natalie

00:04:25Holloway

00:04:26Diana Ross

00:04:28right here

00:04:28said

00:04:28she knew her name

00:04:33that white girl

00:04:34with Natalie

00:04:34Holloway

00:04:39man you caught

00:04:40yourself

00:04:41a woo

00:04:44god bless you

00:04:45man

00:04:45that is high level

00:04:47right there

00:04:47don't be ashamed

00:04:48of it gorgeous

00:04:55she mad as hell

00:04:56fuck that white

00:04:57bitch

00:04:57come on

00:04:59come on

00:05:01ain't nobody

00:05:02looking for you

00:05:02I might look for you

00:05:04but the news

00:05:05ain't

00:05:05you

00:05:08you think Fox

00:05:09is reporting

00:05:10you're missing

00:05:10let's be honest

00:05:11Nancy Grace

00:05:12she leads story

00:05:14on Nancy Grace

00:05:17for the next

00:05:17six months

00:05:18look at that

00:05:19look at that

00:05:21I'm looking at her

00:05:22cause she's mad

00:05:22as hell

00:05:23black

00:05:23we don't like

00:05:23that shit

00:05:24but it is

00:05:24what it is

00:05:25let's be

00:05:27I'm gonna be like

00:05:28that

00:05:28let's be honest

00:05:31that little girl

00:05:31that went missing

00:05:33she was sailing

00:05:34little girl

00:05:35I forgot her damn name

00:05:36but she went sailing

00:05:37and went missing

00:05:37in the Indian Ocean

00:05:39okay

00:05:40and

00:05:41they spent

00:05:43good lord

00:05:43her mask broke

00:05:45and she was floating around

00:05:45and she gave out

00:05:46her little signal

00:05:47her beacon

00:05:48they look for her

00:05:48they spent

00:05:49five hundred thousand dollars

00:05:50like tax money

00:05:51to search for her

00:05:52now if that's my daughter

00:05:54I want that to happen

00:05:54too

00:05:55but

00:05:56but

00:06:03if you go sailing

00:06:09let's be honest

00:06:10how long you think

00:06:11are they gonna spend five

00:06:12come on

00:06:12remember

00:06:13hey

00:06:13remember football players

00:06:15in Miami

00:06:15went missing

00:06:16they went sailing

00:06:17they look for them

00:06:18for eight minutes

00:06:22maybe

00:06:22they just sent somebody

00:06:24at the edge of the beach

00:06:33I don't see them

00:06:37we have to call off

00:06:38the search

00:06:39because there's too much sun

00:06:42it's sun

00:06:42the conditions are

00:06:43abnormally

00:06:44difficult

00:06:47if I go sailing

00:06:48I'm taking a white baby

00:06:50on a keychain

00:06:50with me

00:06:55if my boat go down

00:06:57they gonna find me

00:06:58I'm gonna have it

00:06:59hooked right to the side

00:07:00of my belt

00:07:04and I'm gonna dress the baby

00:07:05real white too

00:07:06I'm gonna put sweatpants on it

00:07:08and

00:07:09a pair of Ugg boots

00:07:11and I'm gonna

00:07:13take a picture

00:07:15look at this white baby

00:07:16you don't come get me

00:07:17this white baby

00:07:18going down with me

00:07:27I hate how much fun

00:07:28black people can have

00:07:28racially man

00:07:29it's just

00:07:30I can say anything

00:07:31I goddamn want

00:07:32racially

00:07:32and white people

00:07:33have to sit there

00:07:34and take it

00:07:37I am evil

00:07:38yes

00:07:38it's like

00:07:38come on man

00:07:40I don't even say it

00:07:41because of that

00:07:42I love

00:07:43a little racial

00:07:44look man

00:07:45you know

00:07:47let's be fair

00:07:47I mean

00:07:49honestly be nicer

00:07:50with the racial game

00:07:51I mean

00:07:52I like to talk

00:07:53to white people

00:07:54about being honest

00:07:55about Obama

00:07:57you gave it a shot

00:07:59you did

00:08:00you gave it

00:08:01a two year shot

00:08:02like oh yeah

00:08:03I tried

00:08:03I tried to

00:08:05we tried to

00:08:07but you

00:08:08you're not

00:08:09it's not

00:08:09it's just

00:08:10it fell apart

00:08:11it really

00:08:12it really did

00:08:13and I'm gonna tell you

00:08:14something you don't know

00:08:14about black folks

00:08:16we would be on your side

00:08:19in talking to white people

00:08:20we would be on your side

00:08:21a lot more

00:08:21if you would

00:08:23you know

00:08:24just not ever talk

00:08:25about how you feel

00:08:27about anything

00:08:30racial

00:08:31we'll catch up to you

00:08:32now serious

00:08:33cause black people

00:08:34on the edge

00:08:35of going

00:08:36what the fuck

00:08:37is Obama doing

00:08:38but it's too many

00:08:40white people

00:08:40outwardly hating him

00:08:42so we can't

00:08:42we go

00:08:42if you shut the

00:08:43you shut up

00:08:45I'll be against him

00:08:47like

00:08:47stop

00:08:48I'm having rallies

00:08:50and all kinds

00:08:51of stuff

00:08:51I'm telling you

00:08:53I'm this close

00:08:53to

00:08:55I'm mad at him

00:08:56cause I thought

00:08:56I would have a white

00:08:57slave by now

00:08:58I thought

00:09:01I thought

00:09:02I thought it was

00:09:02vengeance day

00:09:03I thought I had me

00:09:05a white family

00:09:06a big old fat

00:09:07white girl

00:09:08gonna warm my bed up

00:09:09get upstairs Susan

00:09:12warm my bed up

00:09:13feed my baby

00:09:14with your giant

00:09:15white titties

00:09:15and

00:09:16I'm gonna go outside

00:09:17and stare your husband

00:09:19in the face

00:09:19and decide whether

00:09:20I'm gonna sell him

00:09:20or not

00:09:24and you know

00:09:25your wife's upstairs

00:09:25warming up my bed

00:09:27you know that right

00:09:28Philip

00:09:33that's uncomfortable

00:09:34ain't it

00:09:35that's uncomfortable

00:09:36I apologize

00:09:36that's uncomfortable

00:09:39can't we move on

00:09:40we'll move on

00:09:41we'll move on

00:09:41tell something

00:09:45they don't even like

00:09:46that in play

00:09:46that's uncomfortable

00:09:47right

00:09:48to think about that

00:09:49but

00:09:49you know

00:09:52what you gonna do

00:09:54I like

00:09:55look

00:09:55my days are numbered

00:09:57so I just wanna have

00:09:58as much fun as possible

00:09:59you know what I mean

00:10:00I'm 40

00:10:00and

00:10:01and that's

00:10:02that's

00:10:03that's young

00:10:04in everyone else

00:10:05years

00:10:05but

00:10:07in black years

00:10:08you know

00:10:09high blood pressure

00:10:13diabetes

00:10:14I am

00:10:16if you do the

00:10:17black to white

00:10:18life

00:10:18ratio

00:10:19I'm a hundred

00:10:24and 77 year old

00:10:32I'm old as a mother

00:10:34I'm old

00:10:38and I wanna live

00:10:39but here's why I messed up

00:10:41I messed up my young years

00:10:43and I realized something

00:10:44I'm gonna tell you

00:10:45if you're over 40

00:10:46and you're trying to

00:10:47better yourself

00:10:48just

00:10:49just

00:10:50stop

00:10:50it's just

00:10:52you're not gonna

00:10:53better yourself

00:10:54and when I say

00:10:54you're not gonna

00:10:55better yourself

00:10:55I mean

00:10:56better yourself

00:10:57like go back

00:10:58to when

00:10:59you try to

00:10:59capture

00:11:00the things

00:11:02you used to do

00:11:03when you supposed to

00:11:04had did it

00:11:04but you didn't do it

00:11:05you feel me

00:11:06so the stuff that

00:11:07you were 18

00:11:08and didn't do

00:11:09now you're 40

00:11:10and you're

00:11:11going

00:11:11I'm gonna make a

00:11:12it's just

00:11:15it's not make me

00:11:16sick more than

00:11:16somebody 40

00:11:17and say they in school

00:11:18like what you doing

00:11:19I mean I'm going to school

00:11:24you're never too young

00:11:25and never too old

00:11:26and never too

00:11:29all bunch of sayings

00:11:30the older you are

00:11:35shut the fuck

00:11:37shut the fuck up

00:11:39with your old horse shit

00:11:40cause it ain't

00:11:41you're old

00:11:42your brain don't work

00:11:44your body don't work

00:11:46you can't change

00:11:47your ethic

00:11:48there might be

00:11:49two of you

00:11:50that changed

00:11:51your ethic

00:11:52like these fat people

00:11:54shows that on TV

00:11:55where they got people

00:11:56as soon as that show

00:11:58is over

00:11:58get fat again

00:11:59big fat

00:12:02fats

00:12:02fatty

00:12:03that's what you are

00:12:05I went to exercise

00:12:07recently

00:12:08and I tried to

00:12:09change my life

00:12:10and exercise

00:12:13after I finished

00:12:14I was saying to myself

00:12:15I gotta do this

00:12:16tomorrow

00:12:20like nothing changed

00:12:21I should've got

00:12:22a lump

00:12:23I don't care

00:12:24what it was

00:12:25something should've

00:12:26changed

00:12:26nothing

00:12:27and I gotta keep

00:12:28doing this

00:12:28until

00:12:29maybe

00:12:30I see

00:12:31change

00:12:32I just can't

00:12:34I don't have that

00:12:35ethic

00:12:36anymore

00:12:37I should've did it

00:12:37when I was 18 years old

00:12:39like I can't type

00:12:42but I didn't realize

00:12:43how important typing

00:12:44was till right now

00:12:48I fucked up all my good

00:12:50typing years

00:12:51calling people gay

00:12:54who was going to typing

00:12:56class

00:12:56it was just like

00:12:59me and six other dudes

00:13:00like what you doing

00:13:01you want to be a secretary

00:13:02you know what the

00:13:03crying pussy

00:13:04man

00:13:06come on man

00:13:07let's go uh

00:13:08steal bread

00:13:09we used to go steal bread

00:13:10and lunch meat

00:13:11from the supermarket

00:13:13and make sandwiches

00:13:14and sell them

00:13:15during typing class

00:13:20and now I can't type

00:13:25if you can't type

00:13:26and you try to

00:13:27be in a world

00:13:28with people who can

00:13:30you feel irrelevant

00:13:32you stop

00:13:33you know

00:13:34you say hello

00:13:35to some woman

00:13:35on the internet

00:13:36hi

00:13:36and she come back

00:13:38with the seven page

00:13:40memo

00:13:40like hello

00:13:41whack

00:13:42and we were like

00:13:42really for real

00:13:44all those words

00:13:45you saw me type

00:13:47hello

00:13:48and I yelled it

00:13:50evidently

00:13:50in big letters

00:13:51it was saying hello

00:13:52really seriously

00:13:53you think I said

00:13:54hello

00:13:54hi bitch

00:13:57hi

00:13:58is that what you think

00:13:59I did for real

00:13:59yeah really

00:14:02you just send

00:14:03smiley faces

00:14:04that's all I do

00:14:06I know smiley emoticons

00:14:08I know

00:14:08I love those

00:14:10like I can't spell

00:14:11if I had to spell

00:14:13restaurant

00:14:14to this day

00:14:15right

00:14:16to save my mama's life

00:14:18like if

00:14:22like if somebody

00:14:23held my mama hostage

00:14:24and had a gun to her head

00:14:25right

00:14:26and says

00:14:27spell restaurant

00:14:28you know

00:14:29shoot your mother

00:14:30in the head

00:14:31I'd be like

00:14:31I would look at my mother

00:14:32like

00:14:33I love you

00:14:36you'd be like

00:14:36look at me mom

00:14:37she's crying

00:14:41understand that I

00:14:44I love you

00:14:45with all my

00:14:47heart

00:14:54stop stalling

00:14:55nigga

00:14:55okay

00:14:55all right

00:14:57all right

00:15:00all right

00:15:03all right

00:15:04all right

00:15:04R-E-S-T

00:15:07oh my god

00:15:08here's where it gets

00:15:11oh Jesus Christ

00:15:13uh

00:15:15it's a

00:15:16it's a

00:15:17it's a

00:15:18restu

00:15:20stu

00:15:20rant

00:15:22rant

00:15:23rant

00:15:27is the

00:15:28it's an

00:15:30A or U

00:15:30or U

00:15:32all right

00:15:33give me another

00:15:34give me another word

00:15:34man

00:15:35give me another word

00:15:36one more word

00:15:37just give my mother

00:15:38a chance to live

00:15:40tomorrow

00:15:45probably

00:15:45god

00:15:46banana

00:15:47all right

00:15:48banana

00:15:49B-A-N

00:15:51B-A-N-N

00:15:53A-N-N-N

00:15:55ain't there like

00:15:55seven N's

00:15:56in banana

00:15:57B-A-N-N-N-N-N

00:16:00A-N-N

00:16:00A-N-N-N

00:16:02A-N-N-N-N

00:16:08I'm uh

00:16:08irrelevant

00:16:09how old are you bro

00:16:1135

00:16:11five years

00:16:12you know

00:16:12how you feeling

00:16:14you feeling

00:16:14you feeling all right

00:16:18you feel like

00:16:19these young guys

00:16:19of you know

00:16:20you a football fan

00:16:22all your

00:16:23your whole life

00:16:23you notice how football

00:16:25is whack now

00:16:25things are changing

00:16:26it seems like

00:16:28look this

00:16:28this may be old thinking

00:16:29okay

00:16:30now

00:16:31when I came up

00:16:32you a football fan

00:16:32no

00:16:35he's not

00:16:36like what dude

00:16:37like

00:16:38that shocked me

00:16:39like

00:16:40dudes are a football fan

00:16:41oh I don't know

00:16:42just a little too violent

00:16:43like

00:16:45like

00:16:48football

00:16:51it's not like

00:16:52the game

00:16:54when I came up

00:16:55dude football

00:16:56it was gladiated

00:16:57it was angry

00:16:58it was angry

00:16:59it was just

00:17:00like when we hit somebody

00:17:02when I played

00:17:02if you hit somebody

00:17:03and he didn't get up

00:17:06like we didn't hold hands

00:17:07with the

00:17:09with the other team

00:17:11and pray

00:17:11like hold hands

00:17:12and all

00:17:14everyone prays

00:17:15for him to get up

00:17:15we used to

00:17:16do a

00:17:17Indian

00:17:18like

00:17:19sell a hump dance

00:17:20circle

00:17:21around

00:17:22like

00:17:23oh

00:17:26oh

00:17:27oh

00:17:27be like

00:17:29and our crowd's like

00:17:30he's paralyzed

00:17:31that's right

00:17:32oh

00:17:33we be looking for his mother crying

00:17:35be like

00:17:35that's right lady

00:17:36that's what you get

00:17:37for letting him out here

00:17:38with killers

00:17:41he can't even wiggle his toes

00:17:43take his socks

00:17:45take his socks

00:17:46we would tie his socks

00:17:48around our helmet

00:17:49for the next week

00:17:50like the next team

00:17:51they knew

00:17:52oh

00:17:52that's the team

00:17:53that be

00:17:53tying paralyzed

00:17:55digging socks

00:17:58around their helmets

00:17:59to scare them next week

00:18:04and it ain't like

00:18:08we were thinking about

00:18:10harming somebody

00:18:11it's just

00:18:12that's

00:18:12what we did

00:18:15right

00:18:17look at this guy

00:18:18this

00:18:20look at this fucking crew

00:18:21right here

00:18:21you guys are hilarious

00:18:22you okay guy

00:18:24you alright

00:18:25you late for some tests

00:18:26you're gonna have

00:18:27at one in the morning

00:18:29high intelligence face

00:18:30are you a big

00:18:31football fan

00:18:33you like football

00:18:34yeah

00:18:34you are

00:18:35sorta

00:18:35I don't think so

00:18:36I think you saw me

00:18:37tease this guy

00:18:43I'm just trying

00:18:44to get us

00:18:44to understand man

00:18:45that you the future

00:18:46okay

00:18:47I'm done

00:18:48but they're taking away

00:18:50I'm a Neanderthal

00:18:52okay

00:18:52they're taking away

00:18:54what I used to just

00:18:55automatically think

00:18:56and feel

00:18:56and now they're just

00:18:57taking it away from you

00:18:58so that now

00:18:59even you look at

00:18:59dudes like me

00:19:01like older dudes

00:19:01and go

00:19:01oh you're

00:19:02it's like self policing

00:19:03men go

00:19:04oh that's not

00:19:05you shouldn't

00:19:08like inappropriate

00:19:09is a vaginal word

00:19:11like that's not a word

00:19:16that is inappropriate

00:19:18like is that coming

00:19:19from a man

00:19:20like women say that

00:19:22that's women's jobs

00:19:23it's like

00:19:23that's just

00:19:24that's

00:19:26like that's

00:19:28men are supposed to do

00:19:29we're here to do

00:19:30foul things

00:19:31and have you go

00:19:32but now

00:19:33where's the balance

00:19:35see it's yin and yang

00:19:36the balance

00:19:37you gotta

00:19:39liven up

00:19:39you gotta

00:19:40be a little more

00:19:41is that your woman

00:19:42right there

00:19:42see how comfortable

00:19:44you are

00:19:44you shouldn't be

00:19:45as comfortable

00:19:45as you are

00:19:46you can see him

00:19:48sitting up

00:19:49straight

00:19:50and you're just

00:19:50looking

00:19:51and he's just like

00:19:52whatever you laugh at

00:19:53I'll laugh at

00:19:54it's not a good thing

00:19:55brother

00:19:55I feel it

00:19:56don't get mad at me

00:19:57now

00:19:57he's like

00:19:58fuck you

00:19:58fat boy

00:20:04can't type

00:20:05or read

00:20:06huh

00:20:06fat man

00:20:07I'm just saying

00:20:08man

00:20:08I don't know how to type

00:20:10but I do know

00:20:10I'm telling you

00:20:11this is uh

00:20:15like ladies

00:20:16let's discuss

00:20:17look

00:20:18let's discuss

00:20:19harassment

00:20:22for a second

00:20:26let's just

00:20:26you feel it a little bit

00:20:28like

00:20:28let's just discuss it

00:20:30why can't

00:20:33I harass you

00:20:40sometimes

00:20:41sometimes

00:20:46I can never

00:20:48harass you

00:20:49never

00:20:49and I'm not talking

00:20:50about

00:20:54like

00:20:55I'm talking

00:21:02I can't just

00:21:02at the job

00:21:05it's unfair

00:21:06that I can't harass you

00:21:08at the workplace

00:21:09like

00:21:14you looking

00:21:15how you looking

00:21:16and I can't just

00:21:18a little something

00:21:19that has to do

00:21:21like you gotta be careful

00:21:22just to say

00:21:22hey you look beautiful today

00:21:24that's how

00:21:24messed up the game

00:21:26I think

00:21:27you should be able

00:21:27to comment

00:21:28on any part

00:21:29of the body

00:21:31that you see

00:21:32if you

00:21:35I'm saying

00:21:37what's your name

00:21:38what's your name

00:21:39Jeannie

00:21:40now Jeannie

00:21:41no disrespect

00:21:41but if I work

00:21:42with you

00:21:45I should be able

00:21:45to walk in

00:21:46and go

00:21:46oh Jeannie

00:21:47beautiful

00:21:48uh

00:21:48titty meat

00:21:49you have

00:21:52and

00:21:55cause I see

00:21:56that

00:21:56but

00:21:57whatever

00:21:58the scientific

00:21:59term is

00:22:00I'm looking at

00:22:01mister

00:22:02a 4.9

00:22:03grade point average

00:22:03what's the

00:22:05what's the science

00:22:06term for

00:22:07uh

00:22:07the titty meat

00:22:08what's the actual

00:22:08and it's not

00:22:10the cleavage

00:22:10I mean

00:22:11the cleavage

00:22:12is the space

00:22:12in the middle

00:22:13I'm talking

00:22:13about the meat

00:22:14the meat

00:22:15the titty

00:22:15part

00:22:20and I'm not

00:22:21being foul

00:22:22just you know

00:22:23whoa

00:22:26you know what I'm saying

00:22:27just

00:22:28so I can go

00:22:29through the rest

00:22:30of the day

00:22:31without pretending

00:22:36that I don't see

00:22:38which

00:22:38you understand

00:22:39what I'm saying

00:22:40I mean

00:22:41let's work out

00:22:41a deal

00:22:42don't get me

00:22:43fired

00:22:52having women

00:22:53work with men

00:22:54right

00:22:54it's like

00:22:54having a grizzly

00:22:55bear work

00:22:55with salmon

00:23:00dipped in honey

00:23:01like so

00:23:03now you dip

00:23:04the salmon

00:23:04in the honey

00:23:05right

00:23:05grizzly bears

00:23:06and the salmon

00:23:07get to walk

00:23:08through

00:23:08comfortable

00:23:09with honey

00:23:10and fish

00:23:11and

00:23:12good morning

00:23:13grizzly bears

00:23:17and the grizzly bears

00:23:19is like

00:23:20hey

00:23:22he can't even

00:23:23he can't even growl

00:23:24like

00:23:24what's up fish

00:23:26oh my god

00:23:28human resources

00:23:29the grizzly bear

00:23:30just did grizzly bears

00:23:30so

00:23:38like I can't even go

00:23:39like I can't even go

00:23:40hey good morning

00:23:41good morning fish

00:23:42good morning

00:23:43oh I can't touch it

00:23:45like oh look at that

00:23:47oh let me just get a little bit of that fish

00:23:49a little bit

00:23:50let me get that honey

00:23:53oh my god

00:23:56fish and honey man

00:23:57that's my favorite

00:23:58usually I kill fish

00:24:00and eat them

00:24:01and stuff

00:24:01but

00:24:01I just wanted to

00:24:03just rub that

00:24:03rub a little bit of that

00:24:06god damn

00:24:11that's oppressive

00:24:12like you shouldn't even

00:24:15and there's cameras everywhere

00:24:16you can't do

00:24:17like weird stuff

00:24:19behind the back

00:24:25why would it be disrespectful

00:24:26I said

00:24:27what's your name

00:24:30Terrell

00:24:30if I go

00:24:30hey Terrell

00:24:31we work together

00:24:32and I go

00:24:32Terrell hey

00:24:33do me a favor

00:24:33let me know

00:24:34when you're getting up

00:24:35to go to the bathroom

00:24:35so I can sniff your chair

00:24:49that's disrespectful

00:24:50because it's sexual

00:24:51but that keeps me

00:24:52from being

00:24:55like I think

00:24:56look

00:24:56I think there should be a holiday

00:24:57uh

00:24:58for lack of a better word

00:25:00harassment day

00:25:02but

00:25:02not

00:25:03that sounds

00:25:04whatever

00:25:04but I mean

00:25:05a day

00:25:06where I

00:25:07get to

00:25:09find out

00:25:10like because

00:25:11and this is why

00:25:12it should be harassment day

00:25:13because women get to be

00:25:15inappropriate sexually

00:25:16all the time

00:25:17you get to be inappropriate

00:25:18and when I say inappropriate

00:25:19I mean

00:25:20say hello to me

00:25:22too close

00:25:24hi

00:25:30or some weird massage

00:25:33because you

00:25:33think we're friends

00:25:35and you

00:25:35good morning

00:25:36a little kiss

00:25:37and he's just like

00:25:38oh

00:25:39boy

00:25:40oh boy

00:25:41boy

00:25:42boy

00:25:44and you think

00:25:44in your head

00:25:45man I wonder

00:25:45if I

00:25:46I wonder

00:25:47if I

00:25:47you know

00:25:51but harassment day

00:25:52allows you to be able

00:25:53to ask

00:25:56all year

00:25:57I say

00:25:57I say the Tuesday

00:25:59before Thanksgiving

00:26:06and it's

00:26:07and it's a beautiful day

00:26:08flowers and everything

00:26:09you buy her flowers

00:26:10you're just real cool

00:26:12you walk up

00:26:13you're respectful

00:26:13you say

00:26:14hey

00:26:14how are you

00:26:15you know

00:26:15good afternoon

00:26:16Terrell

00:26:16happy harassment day

00:26:19and you just

00:26:20like say

00:26:21listen

00:26:22I was wondering

00:26:23all year

00:26:24if you would suck my dick

00:26:26in the broom pile

00:26:38and you'd just be like

00:26:39no thank you

00:26:40I'm not

00:26:40and you'd be like

00:26:41thank you

00:26:41keep the flowers

00:26:42I just thought

00:26:45I made a mistake

00:26:46I thought you was a hoe

00:26:47all year

00:26:48I was confused

00:26:50I thought you was a hoe

00:26:51but you're not

00:26:56even animals

00:26:56animals man

00:26:57animals smell it on us

00:26:59they do

00:26:59animals smell

00:27:01something's wrong

00:27:02like with the dog whisperer

00:27:03he got animals

00:27:04and I'm an animal

00:27:07let me say this man

00:27:08I'm a

00:27:09I don't know

00:27:10what the term is

00:27:10for extreme animal lover

00:27:13like I get sick

00:27:14when I see animals

00:27:15suffering

00:27:16and I know that's

00:27:17contrary to popular belief

00:27:18somehow

00:27:20somehow

00:27:21it's spread out

00:27:22that black people

00:27:23we

00:27:23we hate animals

00:27:27like we can't

00:27:28stand dogs

00:27:29and cats

00:27:29and I don't

00:27:30get it

00:27:31that's the news

00:27:31doing that

00:27:32because they only

00:27:33show dudes

00:27:33that hate dogs

00:27:34like when the

00:27:35Vic stuff was

00:27:35happening

00:27:36what do you think

00:27:36of Michael

00:27:37Vic and the dog

00:27:38they just show

00:27:39every dude

00:27:39they show

00:27:39is like

00:27:40dogs man

00:27:41fuck dogs

00:27:42I drown a dog

00:27:46in a bucket

00:27:47right now

00:27:47give me a dog

00:27:48where's a dog

00:27:50at

00:27:50I kill him

00:27:51I hate dogs

00:27:52I hate dogs

00:27:54and then they'll

00:27:55show a white woman

00:27:56like tongue kissing

00:27:57a dog in the mouth

00:28:00just to prove

00:28:01white people

00:28:01love dogs

00:28:02and then they go

00:28:03back to him

00:28:03and he's mad

00:28:04like look at this

00:28:04dirty white bitch

00:28:05tongue kissing

00:28:07devil

00:28:08devil bitch

00:28:09tongue kissing her

00:28:11a jackal

00:28:12in the mouth

00:28:17devil licking

00:28:18jackals

00:28:19and then she's

00:28:19like shy

00:28:20and it's like

00:28:21some weird

00:28:23war

00:28:24they always want

00:28:24black people

00:28:25and white people

00:28:25to be at war

00:28:25man for some reason

00:28:27why can you hate

00:28:28people who hate

00:28:29animals

00:28:30like I'm not

00:28:31gonna go

00:28:31I hate you

00:28:32but it'll be hard

00:28:33it takes away

00:28:34a piece of how

00:28:35close we might

00:28:36if you go

00:28:36I hate animals

00:28:38like somebody

00:28:39look at a baby

00:28:39ceiling

00:28:40and go

00:28:40oh I can't

00:28:41wait to hit

00:28:41this motherfucker

00:28:42in the face

00:28:48fucking hate

00:28:49baby seals

00:28:50all cute

00:28:52what the fuck

00:28:53you looking at

00:28:54baby seal

00:28:55like

00:28:57you ever see

00:28:58them sad

00:28:58animal commercials

00:28:59that come on

00:29:00like during

00:29:01four in the morning

00:29:02during three's company

00:29:03reruns

00:29:05and they catch you

00:29:06out of nowhere

00:29:07you be watching

00:29:07three's company

00:29:08and then

00:29:10like

00:29:12and that show

00:29:13it be a

00:29:15like it'll be a kitten

00:29:16and a slow motion

00:29:18the kitten up

00:29:18and a kitten

00:29:19and it's a

00:29:24keep that pencil

00:29:25in his head

00:29:25like somebody

00:29:26stuck a pencil

00:29:27in his face

00:29:28there's a pencil

00:29:30sticking out

00:29:31of his face

00:29:36then they put

00:29:37fun facts

00:29:3815,000 kittens

00:29:39are stabbed

00:29:39in the head

00:29:41with pencils

00:29:42each year

00:29:43you be like

00:29:44who

00:29:44is stabbing

00:29:46kittens

00:29:46in the face

00:29:48with pencils

00:29:49why

00:29:51it's a pencil

00:29:52sticking out

00:29:54of his

00:29:55face

00:29:58didn't they show

00:30:00a bunch of puppies

00:30:00shoved in

00:30:01a container

00:30:02or a cup

00:30:04puppies

00:30:05in a cup

00:30:07missing their feet

00:30:09it's wrong

00:30:14hi

00:30:15i'm white lady

00:30:24i'm here to say

00:30:25niggas probably did it

00:30:30fuck you

00:30:31bitch

00:30:31jackal

00:30:32kissing

00:30:32hoe

00:30:41but i'm not saying

00:30:43that dogs should be

00:30:44equal citizens

00:30:44either

00:30:45i love my dogs

00:30:47man

00:30:47but i can't

00:30:48you know

00:30:49it's wrong

00:30:50to train them

00:30:51and they're

00:30:52out of control

00:30:52and i'm not

00:30:53really a

00:30:54season

00:30:54milan

00:30:55understander

00:30:55i try

00:30:58i try

00:30:58with what

00:30:59i got a

00:31:00westy

00:31:00a little westy

00:31:02a poodle

00:31:02and i love

00:31:03my dogs

00:31:04man

00:31:04and i let

00:31:05them go to

00:31:05bathroom

00:31:05on the

00:31:06wee-wee pad

00:31:06in the house

00:31:07man

00:31:07i don't care

00:31:08and everything's

00:31:09good when they

00:31:10do that

00:31:10because they

00:31:10got a little

00:31:11baby

00:31:12you know

00:31:13when they

00:31:13eating right

00:31:14it'd be nice

00:31:16a little

00:31:17you know

00:31:21i don't have

00:31:22they don't have

00:31:22to scratch

00:31:23they just

00:31:23do their thing

00:31:24and when they

00:31:25do their thing

00:31:25everything's beautiful

00:31:26i go good boy

00:31:27good girl

00:31:28wow

00:31:28and everybody's

00:31:29happy but

00:31:29sometimes they

00:31:30just decide

00:31:30they're gonna

00:31:31try me

00:31:31and go

00:31:32like they have

00:31:33a meeting

00:31:33and go

00:31:34you know

00:31:34what

00:31:35let me see

00:31:36what happens

00:31:36if i piss on

00:31:37this good rug

00:31:37let's see

00:31:38why don't you

00:31:39put one

00:31:39piss on this rug

00:31:40who's gonna do it

00:31:41come on

00:31:42one two

00:31:42three

00:31:42alright i'll do it

00:31:43i'll do it

00:31:45and then the other

00:31:46one peeking around

00:31:46the corner

00:31:47like okay

00:31:47okay

00:31:48and just

00:31:49it's usually

00:31:49the westy

00:31:50because he got

00:31:51the cutest look

00:31:53the westy

00:31:53got the

00:31:54got the sad

00:31:55like what did

00:31:56i do face

00:31:57so i'm like

00:31:58what are you

00:31:58doing

00:31:59oh come on

00:32:00man

00:32:00why would you

00:32:01do that

00:32:01he's just

00:32:02i'm dumb

00:32:03i don't know

00:32:07i go go ahead

00:32:08boy come on

00:32:09man

00:32:09everybody's happy

00:32:10and then

00:32:12like

00:32:12because

00:32:13when i was

00:32:13younger

00:32:14this is how

00:32:14you train

00:32:15dogs

00:32:15it was

00:32:15no

00:32:15it was

00:32:16easy

00:32:16you just

00:32:17put them

00:32:17down

00:32:18when they

00:32:19first get

00:32:19in the

00:32:19house

00:32:20and you

00:32:20just hide

00:32:20around the

00:32:21corner

00:32:21you know

00:32:22and you

00:32:22just wait

00:32:23you wait

00:32:23till it

00:32:24goes to the

00:32:24bathroom

00:32:24where they

00:32:25ain't supposed

00:32:25to

00:32:25as soon

00:32:26as he

00:32:26crunch up

00:32:27and go

00:32:27to the

00:32:28bathroom

00:32:28you gotta

00:32:28wait

00:32:29to the

00:32:29first

00:32:30and then

00:32:31you just

00:32:31run

00:32:32motherfucker

00:32:35and you

00:32:36shove

00:32:37his face

00:32:37and shit

00:32:38how's that

00:32:39feel

00:32:39shitty face

00:32:40your face

00:32:41stink

00:32:41how's that

00:32:44what

00:32:44he's like

00:32:45what

00:32:45choke him

00:32:46out

00:32:46and he

00:32:47he start

00:32:47tapping

00:32:48like

00:32:48oh hey

00:32:48kick him

00:32:51don't shit

00:32:51on my rock

00:32:52you mother

00:32:56and he'll

00:32:57never shit

00:32:57there again

00:32:58like

00:33:00he may go

00:33:01there

00:33:01but here

00:33:05he'll pull

00:33:06a cigarette

00:33:06out first

00:33:07we

00:33:07here

00:33:08god

00:33:09whoo

00:33:10something

00:33:10happened to me

00:33:11bad

00:33:11there

00:33:13I'm scared

00:33:14he even

00:33:14get near

00:33:14there

00:33:15he can do

00:33:16heroin

00:33:16he get near

00:33:17that spot

00:33:17I'll kill

00:33:18you

00:33:20that rug

00:33:21costs more

00:33:21than you

00:33:22motherfucker

00:33:30but I'm

00:33:31trying to

00:33:31save you

00:33:32man

00:33:32cause you

00:33:32are the

00:33:33future

00:33:33my friend

00:33:34cause I'm

00:33:35finished

00:33:37I'm

00:33:38stuck

00:33:39in a

00:33:39relationship

00:33:40done

00:33:42done

00:33:47this is a

00:33:48man in

00:33:49love

00:33:49here's the

00:33:50face

00:33:50of a

00:33:51man in

00:33:52love

00:34:02and the

00:34:03face of

00:34:04a woman

00:34:04in love

00:34:04is like

00:34:05yay

00:34:06yay

00:34:07I'm in

00:34:08love

00:34:08but the

00:34:09face

00:34:11of a

00:34:12man in

00:34:12like

00:34:13is like

00:34:14yeah man

00:34:15I like

00:34:16her

00:34:16and women

00:34:17are like

00:34:18where is

00:34:18this going

00:34:21why does

00:34:21it have to

00:34:22go somewhere

00:34:23it's just

00:34:23cool right

00:34:24now

00:34:24like

00:34:26here's the

00:34:27best relationship

00:34:28in the world

00:34:28is when

00:34:31the woman

00:34:33loves you

00:34:35and the

00:34:36man likes

00:34:38her

00:34:38so if

00:34:40I like

00:34:41you

00:34:41and you

00:34:42love me

00:34:42that's

00:34:43perfection

00:34:48because I

00:34:49like

00:34:50like

00:34:50like is

00:34:51like when

00:34:51that's when

00:34:52he's happy

00:34:53to see

00:34:53you

00:34:53and happy

00:34:54to hear

00:34:55you

00:34:55and you

00:34:55doing

00:34:56things

00:34:56that don't

00:34:57disrespect

00:34:59that happen

00:35:00you lie

00:35:00about liking

00:35:01sports

00:35:02and you

00:35:02do all

00:35:03kind of

00:35:03things

00:35:03I know

00:35:04that sounds

00:35:04like ridiculous

00:35:05but I'll put it

00:35:06in vaginal terms

00:35:07for you

00:35:10because I see

00:35:10the faces

00:35:11like huh

00:35:11and then guys

00:35:12go

00:35:13hey I don't know

00:35:13what you're talking

00:35:14about

00:35:14like but I

00:35:15but guys do

00:35:16I speak fluent

00:35:17dude man

00:35:18I understand

00:35:18how we are

00:35:20I'm gonna tell

00:35:20you why

00:35:22okay

00:35:23ladies

00:35:23how many times

00:35:24has it been

00:35:24a guy in your life

00:35:25or guys

00:35:26where there's

00:35:27been men

00:35:27in your life

00:35:28who want

00:35:29to sleep

00:35:29with you

00:35:30but you

00:35:31didn't want

00:35:31to sleep

00:35:32with him

00:35:33zillions

00:35:34you can't

00:35:35count it

00:35:35so

00:35:36what that

00:35:37means

00:35:37there's a

00:35:38there's a

00:35:38philosophy

00:35:39there

00:35:39meaning

00:35:39you are

00:35:41sexable

00:35:42he wants

00:35:43to sleep

00:35:44with you

00:35:44but just

00:35:45cause you

00:35:45are

00:35:46sexable

00:35:46don't mean

00:35:47I'm

00:35:48sexable

00:35:48right

00:35:49same thing

00:35:50with love

00:35:50just cause

00:35:51I'm

00:35:51lovable

00:36:01doesn't

00:36:01mean

00:36:02that

00:36:03you're

00:36:04lovable

00:36:04too

00:36:07you're

00:36:07just

00:36:08likable

00:36:09to me

00:36:14you

00:36:15didn't

00:36:16do

00:36:16for me

00:36:17what

00:36:18I

00:36:18did

00:36:19for you

00:36:19to feel

00:36:20that way

00:36:23it's

00:36:23very

00:36:23simple

00:36:24so

00:36:24if

00:36:24you

00:36:25just

00:36:25wait

00:36:25for me

00:36:25to

00:36:26love

00:36:26you

00:36:28then

00:36:28you

00:36:29might

00:36:30have

00:36:30to

00:36:30wait

00:36:30a

00:36:30while

00:36:32but

00:36:33men

00:36:33don't

00:36:33have

00:36:33the

00:36:33option

00:36:34to

00:36:35muscle

00:36:35you

00:36:35like

00:36:36you

00:36:36muscle

00:36:36us

00:36:37you know

00:36:37you gotta

00:36:38either

00:36:38shit

00:36:38or

00:36:39get

00:36:39off

00:36:39the

00:36:40pot

00:36:40we've

00:36:40been

00:36:40together

00:36:41this

00:36:42many

00:36:42months

00:36:43and

00:36:44it's

00:36:44time

00:36:44for us

00:36:45to

00:36:45discover

00:36:46where

00:36:46like

00:36:47but

00:36:47men

00:36:47don't

00:36:48say

00:36:48nothing

00:36:48like

00:36:48that

00:36:49to

00:36:49muscle

00:36:49you

00:36:49man

00:36:49that's

00:36:50that's

00:36:50you know

00:36:51I can't

00:36:51go

00:36:51look

00:36:51we've

00:36:52been

00:36:52going

00:36:52out

00:36:52for

00:36:53a

00:36:53week

00:36:53now

00:36:54it's

00:36:55time

00:36:58for you

00:36:59to roll

00:36:59these

00:37:00panties

00:37:00down

00:37:00cause

00:37:03it's

00:37:04been

00:37:04too

00:37:04long

00:37:04I've

00:37:05been

00:37:05buying

00:37:06you

00:37:06drinks

00:37:06and

00:37:07you

00:37:07got

00:37:07to

00:37:07either

00:37:08shit

00:37:08or

00:37:08get

00:37:09off

00:37:09the

00:37:09pot

00:37:16but

00:37:17when

00:37:17your

00:37:17woman

00:37:17loves

00:37:18you

00:37:18it's

00:37:18very

00:37:18difficult

00:37:19to

00:37:19get

00:37:19past

00:37:19that

00:37:20man

00:37:20a

00:37:20woman's

00:37:20love

00:37:21so

00:37:21beautiful

00:37:21man

00:37:22men's

00:37:22love

00:37:22is

00:37:23not

00:37:23as

00:37:23beautiful

00:37:24it

00:37:24ain't

00:37:24pure

00:37:25cause

00:37:25it's

00:37:25a

00:37:26work

00:37:26it's

00:37:26job

00:37:27I

00:37:27look at

00:37:27my

00:37:27girl

00:37:28laying

00:37:28there

00:37:28I

00:37:28be like

00:37:28yeah

00:37:30man

00:37:31I

00:37:32want to

00:37:32call out

00:37:32sick

00:37:33from love

00:37:33I be like

00:37:34damn

00:37:35but she's

00:37:36sleeping right

00:37:36there

00:37:37I be wanting

00:37:37to give

00:37:37the call

00:37:38in sick

00:37:38voice

00:37:40I can't

00:37:41make it

00:37:41to love

00:37:41you

00:37:42today

00:37:42I

00:37:42gotta

00:37:47but when

00:37:47your

00:37:47woman

00:37:48love

00:37:48you

00:37:48man

00:37:48you

00:37:48feel

00:37:49weird

00:37:49I

00:37:49try to

00:37:49start

00:37:50arguments

00:37:50with my

00:37:50girl

00:37:51all the

00:37:51time

00:37:52just so

00:37:53that she

00:37:53love me

00:37:53less

00:37:54cause she

00:37:54just

00:37:55the way

00:37:56she

00:37:56love me

00:37:57it's just

00:37:57too much

00:37:58I'm like

00:37:58damn

00:38:01it ain't

00:38:02it's not

00:38:02necessary

00:38:05but she

00:38:06loves

00:38:06man

00:38:06and

00:38:07and

00:38:07love

00:38:08for

00:38:08woman

00:38:08embodies

00:38:08everything

00:38:09it's like

00:38:11she's

00:38:12concerned

00:38:12about my

00:38:13health

00:38:13ain't no

00:38:13man in

00:38:14here

00:38:14ever

00:38:14ask

00:38:15how

00:38:15that

00:38:15woman's

00:38:15health

00:38:15is

00:38:16ever

00:38:18how

00:38:18long

00:38:19y'all been

00:38:19together

00:38:19by the

00:38:20way

00:38:20bro

00:38:21two

00:38:21years

00:38:22have

00:38:22you

00:38:22ever

00:38:23asked

00:38:23a

00:38:23health

00:38:23question

00:38:24never

00:38:25it

00:38:25ain't

00:38:25happening

00:38:27he

00:38:27never

00:38:27we don't

00:38:28know

00:38:28when

00:38:28she

00:38:28last

00:38:29time

00:38:29she

00:38:29checked

00:38:29her

00:38:29titties

00:38:30for

00:38:31lunch

00:38:32anybody's

00:38:33man

00:38:33ever

00:38:33ask

00:38:33me

00:38:34check

00:38:34your

00:38:34titties

00:38:34for

00:38:34fucking

00:38:35lunch

00:38:35no

00:38:39if

00:38:39you

00:38:40take

00:38:40pills

00:38:40do

00:38:40your

00:38:41man

00:38:41go

00:38:41have

00:38:41you

00:38:41taken

00:38:41your

00:38:42pills

00:38:42no

00:38:42we

00:38:43don't

00:38:43give

00:38:43a

00:38:43shit

00:38:47just

00:38:48knock

00:38:48your

00:38:48pills

00:38:49off

00:38:49the

00:38:49guy

00:38:49move

00:38:49what's

00:38:50up

00:38:50pills

00:38:50you

00:38:51sick

00:38:51bitch

00:38:57sound

00:38:57like

00:38:57maracas

00:38:58around

00:38:58you

00:38:58sick

00:39:01and

00:39:02it's

00:39:02not

00:39:02because

00:39:02we

00:39:03don't

00:39:03care

00:39:03about

00:39:03you

00:39:03it's

00:39:04just

00:39:04the

00:39:04way

00:39:04we

00:39:05care

00:39:05it's

00:39:06not

00:39:06the

00:39:07way

00:39:08you

00:39:08know

00:39:11men

00:39:12don't

00:39:12care

00:39:12about

00:39:12health

00:39:13in

00:39:13general

00:39:15we

00:39:16don't

00:39:16care

00:39:16about

00:39:16being

00:39:17sick

00:39:18I

00:39:19should

00:39:19be

00:39:19getting

00:39:19prostate

00:39:19checks

00:39:20every

00:39:20week

00:39:23I

00:39:23should

00:39:24be

00:39:24at

00:39:24least

00:39:24doing

00:39:24my

00:39:25own

00:39:25prostate

00:39:25check

00:39:25you

00:39:25can

00:39:26if

00:39:26your

00:39:26prostate

00:39:27swelled

00:39:27up

00:39:27you

00:39:27could

00:39:28put

00:39:28your

00:39:28own

00:39:28finger

00:39:29in

00:39:29your

00:39:29booty

00:39:29right

00:39:30to

00:39:31see

00:39:31if

00:39:31your

00:39:31prostate

00:39:32swell

00:39:33because

00:39:33you

00:39:33can't

00:39:34but

00:39:34all

00:39:34of

00:39:35that

00:39:35I'll

00:39:35never

00:39:35know

00:39:35because

00:39:36I'm

00:39:36not

00:39:36gonna

00:39:36stick

00:39:38I'll

00:39:38let

00:39:38my

00:39:39prostate

00:39:39fall

00:39:39out

00:39:39my

00:39:40asshole

00:39:40first

00:39:42I'll

00:39:42be

00:39:42walking

00:39:43it'll

00:39:43fall

00:39:43on the

00:39:43ground

00:39:43I'll

00:39:44be

00:39:44like

00:39:44is

00:39:44that

00:39:44my

00:39:44prostate

00:39:45just

00:39:45fell

00:39:45out

00:39:45my

00:39:46asshole

00:39:52and

00:39:52I

00:39:53still

00:39:53wouldn't

00:39:53go

00:39:53to

00:39:53the

00:39:53hospital

00:39:54I

00:39:54call

00:39:56one

00:39:56of

00:39:56my

00:39:56friends

00:39:56on

00:39:57the

00:39:57phone

00:39:57hey

00:39:57man

00:39:57your

00:39:58prostate

00:39:58ever

00:39:58fall

00:39:59out

00:39:59your

00:39:59asshole

00:40:01what you

00:40:01do

00:40:02about

00:40:02it

00:40:02put

00:40:02some

00:40:02duct

00:40:03tape

00:40:03all right

00:40:03put

00:40:03some

00:40:03duct

00:40:04tape

00:40:09it's

00:40:09beautiful

00:40:10the

00:40:11love

00:40:12I'm

00:40:12telling

00:40:13you

00:40:13I'm

00:40:13diabetic

00:40:13man

00:40:14and

00:40:14you

00:40:15know

00:40:16I'm

00:40:17not

00:40:17gonna

00:40:17find

00:40:17no

00:40:17woman

00:40:17that

00:40:18gives

00:40:18cares

00:40:22just

00:40:22off

00:40:22the

00:40:22street

00:40:24because

00:40:25diabetes

00:40:25look

00:40:25I don't

00:40:26first

00:40:26of all

00:40:26I don't

00:40:26support

00:40:27it

00:40:31if I

00:40:32didn't

00:40:32have

00:40:32it

00:40:32I

00:40:33could

00:40:33give

00:40:33a

00:40:33it's

00:40:33just

00:40:34whatever

00:40:34dude

00:40:35really

00:40:36can't

00:40:36eat

00:40:36cookies

00:40:37I

00:40:37don't

00:40:37I

00:40:38don't

00:40:38care

00:40:43but

00:40:44I

00:40:44got

00:40:44that

00:40:45miserable

00:40:45disease

00:40:46it's

00:40:46just

00:40:46it's

00:40:47deteriorating

00:40:47it's

00:40:48just

00:40:48a pain

00:40:49in the

00:40:49ass

00:40:49because

00:40:50I

00:40:50can't

00:40:50eat

00:40:51and

00:40:51drink

00:40:51what

00:40:51I

00:40:51want

00:40:53like

00:40:53I

00:40:53can

00:40:53eat

00:40:53as

00:40:54many

00:40:54vegetables

00:40:54as

00:40:55I

00:40:55want

00:40:57Patricia

00:40:58can

00:40:58have

00:40:58all

00:40:58the

00:40:58Brussels

00:40:59sprouts

00:40:59you

00:40:59ever

00:40:59needed

00:41:00isn't

00:41:02why

00:41:02can't

00:41:02I

00:41:02eat

00:41:03pasta

00:41:03and

00:41:03cake

00:41:03but

00:41:03you

00:41:04can't

00:41:04and

00:41:04it's

00:41:05hard

00:41:05it's

00:41:05like

00:41:06being

00:41:06addicted

00:41:06food

00:41:07is

00:41:07I'm

00:41:07telling

00:41:07you

00:41:07food

00:41:07is

00:41:08an

00:41:08everyday

00:41:09like

00:41:09I

00:41:09be

00:41:10like

00:41:10oh my

00:41:10god

00:41:10man

00:41:11food

00:41:11again

00:41:11I

00:41:11gotta

00:41:11think

00:41:12about

00:41:12everyday

00:41:12I

00:41:13gotta

00:41:13think

00:41:13I

00:41:14go to

00:41:14sleep

00:41:14thinking

00:41:15about

00:41:15food

00:41:16tomorrow

00:41:17like

00:41:17what

00:41:17am I

00:41:18gonna

00:41:18do

00:41:18I

00:41:19today

00:41:20I

00:41:20had

00:41:21salad

00:41:21and

00:41:21fruit

00:41:22and

00:41:22I

00:41:22I'm

00:41:23gonna

00:41:23celebrate

00:41:24tomorrow

00:41:25by

00:41:25having

00:41:26a

00:41:30to

00:41:31celebrate

00:41:31how

00:41:31good

00:41:32I

00:41:32ate

00:41:32yesterday

00:41:32it's

00:41:33just

00:41:33a

00:41:33suffering

00:41:38and

00:41:38I

00:41:38understand

00:41:39being

00:41:39addicted

00:41:39any

00:41:39smokers

00:41:40smokers

00:41:40anybody

00:41:41smoking

00:41:42see

00:41:42and

00:41:43that's

00:41:43like

00:41:43you're

00:41:44young

00:41:44man

00:41:44but

00:41:44you

00:41:45know

00:41:45you

00:41:45know

00:41:45it's

00:41:46you

00:41:46know

00:41:46you

00:41:46don't

00:41:47you're

00:41:47good

00:41:47people

00:41:47you

00:41:47don't

00:41:48want

00:41:48die

00:41:48you

00:41:49know

00:41:49smokers

00:41:49like

00:41:50you

00:41:51just

00:41:51know

00:41:52you

00:41:53dying

00:41:53like

00:42:01and

00:42:05you

00:42:06gonna

00:42:06get

00:42:06cancer

00:42:06like

00:42:07you

00:42:07know

00:42:07you

00:42:07gonna

00:42:07get

00:42:07cancer

00:42:08and

00:42:09you

00:42:09giving

00:42:09other

00:42:09people

00:42:10cancer

00:42:10you

00:42:10like

00:42:11I'm

00:42:11not

00:42:12a

00:42:12bad

00:42:12person

00:42:12I

00:42:12just

00:42:12can't

00:42:13keep

00:42:13it

00:42:13I

00:42:14can't

00:42:14keep

00:42:14it

00:42:16down

00:42:17in

00:42:17my

00:42:18system

00:42:18here

00:42:22and

00:42:22then

00:42:22the

00:42:22pack

00:42:22of

00:42:23cigarettes

00:42:23they

00:42:23used

00:42:23to

00:42:24say

00:42:24things

00:42:24like

00:42:24cigarettes

00:42:25possibly

00:42:27might

00:42:29cause

00:42:30you

00:42:30to

00:42:30be

00:42:31ill

00:42:31at

00:42:31some

00:42:31point

00:42:32in

00:42:32your

00:42:32life

00:42:32now

00:42:33they

00:42:33say

00:42:33that

00:42:34will

00:42:34kill

00:42:34you

00:42:35and

00:42:35you

00:42:35still

00:42:41and

00:42:41then

00:42:41you

00:42:42got

00:42:42the

00:42:42cigarette

00:42:42boxes

00:42:43in

00:42:43Canada

00:42:43you

00:42:44ever

00:42:44see

00:42:44Canada

00:42:45cigarette

00:42:45boxes

00:42:45they

00:42:46got

00:42:46dead

00:42:47babies

00:42:47on

00:42:48the

00:42:48box

00:42:48I

00:42:48could

00:42:48just

00:42:48be

00:42:49a

00:42:49dead

00:42:49baby

00:42:50can

00:42:50you

00:42:50imagine

00:42:51smoking

00:42:51and

00:42:51rationalizing

00:42:59imagine

00:42:59you tell

00:43:00yourself

00:43:00you'd be

00:43:00like

00:43:00man

00:43:01I'm glad

00:43:01I made

00:43:02it past

00:43:02his age

00:43:03god damn

00:43:06how old was he

00:43:07when he started

00:43:08smoking

00:43:08like

00:43:09a day old

00:43:11jeez

00:43:12slow down

00:43:12nigga use

00:43:13a filter

00:43:18I saw

00:43:18some white

00:43:19chocolate

00:43:19covered

00:43:19oreos

00:43:21white

00:43:22oreos

00:43:22dipped

00:43:22in

00:43:23chocolate

00:43:23man

00:43:23I

00:43:23couldn't

00:43:24it

00:43:24was

00:43:24I

00:43:24was

00:43:25in

00:43:25tears

00:43:26like

00:43:27knowing

00:43:28I

00:43:28shouldn't

00:43:28eat

00:43:28it

00:43:29but

00:43:29I

00:43:29was

00:43:29in

00:43:29pain

00:43:30like

00:43:31going

00:43:31oh

00:43:31my

00:43:31god

00:43:31and

00:43:32I'm

00:43:32talking

00:43:32myself

00:43:32I

00:43:32can't

00:43:33eat

00:43:33these

00:43:33cookies

00:43:33man

00:43:34and

00:43:34they

00:43:34calling

00:43:34me

00:43:34and

00:43:34I'm

00:43:35praying

00:43:35to

00:43:35God

00:43:35and

00:43:36I'm

00:43:37lactose

00:43:37intolerant

00:43:38but

00:43:38like

00:43:38if

00:43:38I

00:43:39eat

00:43:39these

00:43:39cookies

00:43:39I

00:43:39gotta

00:43:40drink

00:43:40milk

00:43:40too

00:43:45then

00:43:45you

00:43:46say

00:43:46all

00:43:46kind

00:43:46of

00:43:46weird

00:43:46stuff

00:43:47to

00:43:47you

00:43:47to

00:43:48rationalize

00:43:48eating

00:43:48them

00:43:48I'll

00:43:48be like

00:43:49you

00:43:49know

00:43:49what

00:43:49I

00:43:50don't

00:43:50need

00:43:50both

00:43:50my

00:43:51feet

00:43:51I'm

00:43:52not

00:43:52a

00:43:54I'm

00:43:54not

00:43:54a

00:43:54ballerina

00:43:55I don't

00:43:59all I

00:43:59need

00:43:59is

00:43:59one

00:43:59so I

00:44:00can

00:44:00drive

00:44:00my

00:44:00car

00:44:09I'm

00:44:09gonna

00:44:10tell you

00:44:10a quick

00:44:10love

00:44:10story

00:44:11man

00:44:12this

00:44:12will

00:44:12sum

00:44:12up

00:44:13how

00:44:13much

00:44:13my

00:44:13girl

00:44:13love

00:44:13me

00:44:14and

00:44:15it's

00:44:15amazing

00:44:18like

00:44:18I said

00:44:19I'm

00:44:19man

00:44:19but

00:44:20you

00:44:21know

00:44:21it's

00:44:22true

00:44:22story

00:44:22when

00:44:23we

00:44:23have

00:44:23sex

00:44:23we're

00:44:24really

00:44:25dirty

00:44:26man

00:44:26we

00:44:26really

00:44:27dirty

00:44:29we pee

00:44:29on each

00:44:30other

00:44:30in a

00:44:30hole

00:44:36but

00:44:36that's

00:44:36don't

00:44:37get past

00:44:37that

00:44:37cause

00:44:37this

00:44:38is

00:44:38true

00:44:38love

00:44:38so

00:44:41so

00:44:41I'm

00:44:41we're

00:44:42having

00:44:42sex

00:44:42right

00:44:43about

00:44:43two

00:44:43years

00:44:44ago

00:44:44this

00:44:44happened

00:44:44we're

00:44:44having

00:44:44sex

00:44:45and

00:44:45then

00:44:46afterwards

00:44:46she's

00:44:47like

00:44:47you know

00:44:48that was

00:44:48good

00:44:48but I

00:44:49think

00:44:49we gotta

00:44:49go to

00:44:49the hospital

00:44:50get you

00:44:50checked

00:44:50out

00:44:50I said

00:44:51why

00:44:51she

00:44:51said

00:44:51cause

00:44:52your pee

00:44:52tastes

00:44:52like

00:44:53birthday

00:44:53cake

00:44:58and

00:45:02isn't

00:45:02that

00:45:02love

00:45:02if

00:45:03you

00:45:03can

00:45:03get

00:45:03past

00:45:03the

00:45:03pee

00:45:04part

00:45:04that's

00:45:05love

00:45:05right

00:45:05when

00:45:06she's

00:45:06like

00:45:06oh

00:45:06your

00:45:07pee

00:45:07is

00:45:07too

00:45:07delicious

00:45:07I

00:45:08don't

00:45:08I

00:45:08don't

00:45:08like

00:45:08that

00:45:10you

00:45:10peed

00:45:11in my

00:45:11mouth

00:45:11you

00:45:11nasty

00:45:12she's

00:45:13just

00:45:13like

00:45:13oh

00:45:13my

00:45:13god

00:45:13your

00:45:14pee

00:45:14tastes

00:45:14I

00:45:15don't

00:45:15like

00:45:15the

00:45:15way

00:45:15it

00:45:15tastes

00:45:16it

00:45:16tastes

00:45:16scrumptious

00:45:17what

00:45:17am I

00:45:18doing

00:45:19you

00:45:19see

00:45:19these

00:45:20three

00:45:20goofy

00:45:21girls

00:45:21look

00:45:21they

00:45:21like

00:45:22you

00:45:22pee

00:45:22in my

00:45:22mouth

00:45:23bleh

00:45:24bleh

00:45:25bleh

00:45:26bleh

00:45:27means

00:45:27you're

00:45:27not gonna

00:45:28love me

00:45:28to the

00:45:29degree

00:45:29that

00:45:30I

00:45:30need

00:45:30to

00:45:30save

00:45:31my

00:45:31life

00:45:31are

00:45:32you

00:45:32no

00:45:34I

00:45:34don't

00:45:34need

00:45:35you

00:45:35I

00:45:35don't

00:45:35need

00:45:35you

00:45:36if

00:45:36you

00:45:36can't

00:45:36taste

00:45:37my

00:45:37pee

00:45:37and

00:45:38go

00:45:38something's

00:45:39wrong

00:45:39you

00:45:39need

00:45:40to

00:45:40go

00:45:40check

00:45:40yourself

00:45:43judge

00:45:44me

00:45:52that's

00:45:53your

00:45:53woman

00:45:53bro

00:45:53how

00:45:54long

00:45:54you

00:45:54guys

00:45:54been

00:45:54together

00:45:5510

00:45:56years

00:45:56wow

00:45:57good

00:45:58good

00:45:58how

00:45:59long

00:46:002

00:46:013

00:46:01years

00:46:01good

00:46:01y'all

00:46:02going

00:46:02y'all

00:46:02going

00:46:03raw

00:46:06you

00:46:07sticking

00:46:07raw

00:46:07you

00:46:07doing

00:46:08raw

00:46:08okay

00:46:08you

00:46:08putting

00:46:09raw

00:46:10look

00:46:11she

00:46:11punched

00:46:11him

00:46:11you

00:46:12know

00:46:12what

00:46:13let me

00:46:14explain

00:46:14she just

00:46:15hit him

00:46:15in his

00:46:15arm

00:46:15I'm

00:46:16explaining

00:46:16something

00:46:16to you

00:46:18the quicker

00:46:18that a man

00:46:19goes raw

00:46:20it makes

00:46:21him look

00:46:22like

00:46:22you

00:46:22go ahead

00:46:23pimp

00:46:23you

00:46:23you got

00:46:24it

00:46:24raw

00:46:25the quicker

00:46:26the woman

00:46:27goes raw

00:46:27it makes

00:46:28you look

00:46:29yeah

00:46:29loose

00:46:30it makes

00:46:30you look

00:46:30bad

00:46:33cause

00:46:34safe

00:46:34sex

00:46:35is a

00:46:36woman's

00:46:37responsibility

00:46:48cause

00:46:49men

00:46:49are

00:46:49trying

00:46:50to do

00:46:50it

00:46:50the

00:46:50first

00:46:52second

00:46:52we

00:46:53meet

00:46:53look

00:46:54my

00:46:55protection

00:46:55is just

00:46:56I do

00:46:56this

00:47:01and I

00:47:01just go

00:47:04just

00:47:04not

00:47:05AIDS

00:47:05God

00:47:12please

00:47:12don't let

00:47:13me get

00:47:13sick

00:47:14and die

00:47:19it

00:47:20it is

00:47:20your

00:47:22responsibility

00:47:26yeah

00:47:28when did

00:47:28y'all decide

00:47:29to do it

00:47:31how long

00:47:31did it take

00:47:32bro

00:47:32how long

00:47:32did it take

00:47:34it took a while

00:47:35what's a while

00:47:37what's a while

00:47:37of you

00:47:39hey

00:47:39did you do

00:47:40the old

00:47:40bagless

00:47:41trick

00:47:41where

00:47:41you would

00:47:42just

00:47:42slowly

00:47:43like

00:47:44just

00:47:44try to

00:47:44put it

00:47:45in

00:47:45without

00:47:46and you

00:47:47just

00:47:47hopefully

00:47:48she stop

00:47:48you

00:47:48that

00:47:49old

00:47:49trick

00:47:49like

00:47:49okay

00:47:51all right

00:47:51it's getting

00:47:52close

00:47:52and I think

00:47:53I'm gonna

00:47:54I ain't got

00:47:55nothing on it

00:47:55yet

00:47:56and then it

00:47:56started getting

00:47:57real close

00:47:57she be like

00:47:58no

00:47:58she gonna

00:47:59let me

00:47:59oh

00:48:02it's dirty

00:48:03bitch

00:48:06we both

00:48:07gonna die

00:48:08you let me

00:48:08put it in

00:48:12oh

00:48:12we gonna

00:48:13die

00:48:14she let me

00:48:15go wrong

00:48:18but we won't

00:48:19stop though

00:48:20oh

00:48:20come on

00:48:21stop me

00:48:27and I

00:48:28can't use

00:48:28no condom

00:48:29no more

00:48:29it's over

00:48:30condom days

00:48:33I probably

00:48:33pull a trash

00:48:34bag on

00:48:34my shit

00:48:35it just

00:48:37like the

00:48:39it's just

00:48:40dead

00:48:41I have to

00:48:42see if my

00:48:42balls can

00:48:43fit in there

00:48:43too

00:48:43like

00:48:44all right

00:48:44how's that

00:48:44baby

00:48:47they're both

00:48:48in there

00:48:48soft

00:48:48but it's

00:48:49balls and

00:48:50dick

00:48:50is in

00:48:50there

00:48:50you okay

00:48:50how's that

00:48:51feel

00:48:52filled up

00:48:52you feel

00:48:53filled up

00:49:04I'm gonna

00:49:04show you

00:49:05something ladies

00:49:06right

00:49:06I'm gonna

00:49:06show you

00:49:06something

00:49:07here's why

00:49:07you should

00:49:08be responsible

00:49:08for safe

00:49:09sex

00:49:09all right

00:49:10how many

00:49:10guys in

00:49:11here

00:49:11honestly

00:49:12have used

00:49:13a dental

00:49:13dam

00:49:24before

00:49:26do you know

00:49:27what a dental

00:49:27dam is

00:49:28you do

00:49:29no one's

00:49:29ever used

00:49:30one before

00:49:31see

00:49:31see what I'm

00:49:32saying

00:49:32you see what I'm

00:49:33saying about

00:49:33the condoms

00:49:34y'all just

00:49:34like put that

00:49:35condom on

00:49:35but you know

00:49:36the dental dam

00:49:37is a piece

00:49:37of a trash

00:49:38bag

00:49:38right

00:49:41about as

00:49:42big as a

00:49:42napkin

00:49:43that you

00:49:43flip out

00:49:44and you

00:49:44lay it

00:49:45over a

00:49:45woman's

00:49:45vagina

00:49:47just in

00:49:48case

00:49:48you know

00:49:48it's

00:49:49poison

00:49:55to protect

00:49:55us from

00:49:56imminent

00:49:57danger

00:49:57but

00:49:59we don't

00:49:59use it

00:50:00cause you'll

00:50:00be insulted

00:50:02if I'm

00:50:02getting ready

00:50:03to have

00:50:03sex with

00:50:03you

00:50:03and I

00:50:03pull out

00:50:04a piece

00:50:04of a

00:50:04trash bag

00:50:06and you

00:50:07go

00:50:07uh

00:50:07what is

00:50:08that

00:50:08oh

00:50:08I'm

00:50:08just

00:50:09gonna

00:50:09lay

00:50:09that

00:50:09over

00:50:09your

00:50:09vagina

00:50:10just

00:50:11in

00:50:11case

00:50:11it

00:50:11kills

00:50:12me

00:50:13I'm

00:50:14sorry

00:50:14what

00:50:14did

00:50:14you

00:50:14say

00:50:14and

00:50:15we

00:50:15see

00:50:15that

00:50:15face

00:50:15like

00:50:16nothing

00:50:16forget

00:50:17it

00:50:17don't

00:50:17even

00:50:17pretend

00:50:18I

00:50:18didn't

00:50:18see

00:50:19that

00:50:19I'd

00:50:19rather

00:50:19die

00:50:20than

00:50:22insult

00:50:23my way

00:50:23out

00:50:23of

00:50:24some

00:50:24pussy

00:50:24I'd

00:50:24rather

00:50:25just

00:50:25get

00:50:25what

00:50:25you

00:50:25got

00:50:34no

00:50:34offense

00:50:36but

00:50:36that's

00:50:37us

00:50:39we

00:50:39are

00:50:39not

00:50:40like

00:50:40you

00:50:41understand

00:50:42that

00:50:43we're

00:50:43good

00:50:43creatures

00:50:44special

00:50:44we are

00:50:45but

00:50:45we're

00:50:45just

00:50:45not

00:50:46like

00:50:46you

00:50:46we're

00:50:47not

00:50:47like

00:50:47we

00:50:47don't

00:50:47tell

00:50:47the

00:50:48truth

00:50:48and

00:50:49the

00:50:49reason

00:50:49is

00:50:50because

00:50:50we

00:50:50cannot

00:50:52truth

00:50:53is

00:50:53here's

00:50:54what

00:50:54truth

00:50:55is

00:50:55truth

00:50:55is

00:50:56a

00:50:57feeling

00:50:57that

00:50:58goes

00:50:58from

00:50:58your

00:50:58gut

00:50:59to

00:51:00your

00:51:00mouth

00:51:02instantaneously

00:51:03women get

00:51:04to be

00:51:04truthful

00:51:04you get

00:51:05to say

00:51:05and you

00:51:06say

00:51:06any

00:51:07kind

00:51:07of

00:51:07foul

00:51:08because

00:51:08you

00:51:08don't

00:51:08have

00:51:08an

00:51:08editing

00:51:09it

00:51:09just

00:51:09comes

00:51:10up

00:51:10two

00:51:11plus

00:51:11two

00:51:11is

00:51:11seven

00:51:13just

00:51:13say

00:51:13it

00:51:14I

00:51:14don't

00:51:14care

00:51:15and

00:51:15you

00:51:15be

00:51:15like

00:51:15it's

00:51:16it's

00:51:16four

00:51:17it's

00:51:17whatever

00:51:18I

00:51:18want

00:51:18to be

00:51:18I

00:51:20I

00:51:21talk

00:51:22if I

00:51:22feel

00:51:22like

00:51:23and

00:51:29men

00:51:29don't do

00:51:30that

00:51:30we

00:51:31can't

00:51:31be

00:51:31honest

00:51:31with

00:51:31you

00:51:32man

00:51:32truth

00:51:33is

00:51:33cruel

00:51:34if

00:51:35we

00:51:35told

00:51:35you

00:51:35the

00:51:35truth

00:51:36all

00:51:36the

00:51:36time

00:51:36that's

00:51:36cruelty

00:51:40men

00:51:41men

00:51:41go

00:51:41from

00:51:41our

00:51:41gut

00:51:42and

00:51:42then

00:51:42it

00:51:42stops

00:51:43at

00:51:43the

00:51:43heart

00:51:44where

00:51:45we

00:51:45edit

00:51:45it

00:51:47we

00:51:48edit

00:51:48what

00:51:48this

00:51:49was

00:51:49what

00:51:49this

00:51:49was

00:51:50was

00:51:50going

00:51:50to

00:51:50be

00:51:50foul

00:51:51so

00:51:51I'm

00:51:52not

00:51:52going

00:51:52to

00:51:52say

00:51:52what

00:51:53this

00:51:53was

00:51:55and

00:51:55then

00:51:56it

00:51:56goes

00:51:57into

00:51:57the

00:51:57brain

00:51:57for

00:51:58further

00:52:00touch

00:52:01ups

00:52:01you

00:52:02know

00:52:02analysis

00:52:04okay

00:52:04all right

00:52:05that

00:52:05sounds

00:52:05good

00:52:05and

00:52:06then

00:52:06you

00:52:06say

00:52:06it

00:52:07we

00:52:07don't

00:52:07just

00:52:07spew

00:52:08stuff

00:52:08out

00:52:08man

00:52:08because

00:52:09how

00:52:09we

00:52:09really

00:52:10feel

00:52:10about

00:52:11you

00:52:11it

00:52:12just

00:52:12it's

00:52:13not

00:52:13it's

00:52:13not

00:52:13cool

00:52:15like

00:52:16this

00:52:16how

00:52:17we

00:52:17feel

00:52:18about

00:52:19you

00:52:20said

00:52:2010

00:52:20years

00:52:20let me

00:52:21ask you

00:52:21a question

00:52:22honestly

00:52:22what's

00:52:23your

00:52:23daydream

00:52:24on

00:52:25how to

00:52:25kill

00:52:26her

00:52:34you

00:52:34want to

00:52:34get me

00:52:35killed

00:52:36here's

00:52:37where

00:52:37you

00:52:37messing

00:52:37up

00:52:37I'm

00:52:37gonna

00:52:38tell

00:52:38you

00:52:38where

00:52:38you

00:52:38messing

00:52:38up

00:52:39he

00:52:40goes

00:52:40he

00:52:40says

00:52:40to

00:52:41me

00:52:41hey man

00:52:41you

00:52:41trying

00:52:42to

00:52:42get

00:52:42me

00:52:42killed

00:52:43do you

00:52:44see

00:52:44how we

00:52:45can't

00:52:45tell

00:52:45the truth

00:52:48the

00:52:49lie

00:52:49right

00:52:50that means

00:52:51that he

00:52:51thinks

00:52:52about

00:52:52it

00:52:52see

00:52:52do you

00:52:53understand

00:52:53what I'm

00:52:54you

00:52:55should

00:52:55say

00:52:55I

00:52:55don't

00:52:55think

00:52:56about

00:52:56killing

00:52:56my

00:52:56woman

00:52:57but

00:52:57you

00:52:57go

00:52:58you

00:52:58trying

00:52:58to

00:52:58get

00:52:58me

00:52:59killed

00:52:59if

00:53:00I

00:53:00tell

00:53:00you

00:53:00how I

00:53:01kill

00:53:01this

00:53:01bitch

00:53:02she

00:53:02gonna

00:53:03kill

00:53:03me

00:53:08so you

00:53:09might as

00:53:09well get

00:53:09it out

00:53:09now

00:53:09how do

00:53:10you

00:53:10kill

00:53:10her

00:53:10man

00:53:11just

00:53:12so she

00:53:12know

00:53:12how do

00:53:12you

00:53:13daydream

00:53:13about

00:53:13it

00:53:17spit it

00:53:17out

00:53:17she's

00:53:17looking at

00:53:18it's

00:53:18over

00:53:18just

00:53:19sweetie

00:53:20I'm

00:53:20trying

00:53:21to

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01:01:01guys

01:01:01the same

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01:01:03woman

01:01:04the

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01:01:04the

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01:01:07girl

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01:01:08out

01:01:08behind

01:01:08the

01:01:09dumpster

01:01:20would

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01:01:20risk

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01:01:22woman

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01:01:23a

01:01:23dumpster

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01:01:38discuss

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01:01:39gorgeous

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01:01:42never

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01:01:43a

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01:02:24better

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01:02:28nigga

01:02:28just

01:02:29get

01:02:29your

01:02:29dick

01:02:29sucked

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01:02:33fuck

01:02:33my

01:02:34half

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01:02:34the

01:02:34torso

01:02:38catch

01:02:38this

01:02:39nigga

01:02:39blinking

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01:02:40me

01:02:40while

01:02:40I'm

01:02:40trying

01:02:40to

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01:02:41my

01:02:42half

01:02:42of

01:02:42the

01:02:42body

01:02:42damn

01:02:43damn

01:02:44man

01:02:46nigga

01:02:46don't

01:02:46have

01:02:47train

01:02:47etiquette

01:02:55you

01:02:55don't

01:02:55understand

01:02:56that

01:02:56right

01:02:56women

01:02:57don't

01:02:57relate

01:02:57to

01:02:57that

01:02:57crap

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01:02:59how

01:02:59much

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01:03:02sex

01:03:03to

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01:03:03guy

01:03:03man

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01:03:08swear

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01:03:09God

01:03:09women

01:03:10hold

01:03:10damn

01:03:10you

01:03:11gotta

01:03:11be

01:03:11smooth

01:03:12to

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01:03:12I'm

01:03:13telling

01:03:13you

01:03:13to

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01:03:14because

01:03:15women

01:03:15are

01:03:15like

01:03:15the

01:03:15beef

01:03:16eaters

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01:03:17England

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01:03:19dudes

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01:03:22goes

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01:03:23you

01:03:23trying

01:03:23to

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01:03:24your

01:03:24way

01:03:24into

01:03:25the

01:03:25palace

01:03:25and

01:03:26you

01:03:26just

01:03:26be

01:03:26like

01:03:29tickle

01:03:30baby

01:03:30tickle

01:03:31tickle

01:03:32and

01:03:32she's

01:03:32just

01:03:33you're

01:03:33not

01:03:33gonna

01:03:34get

01:03:34through

01:03:34oh

01:03:35come

01:03:35on

01:03:36and

01:03:37that's

01:03:38skill

01:03:38women

01:03:39don't

01:03:39you

01:03:39don't

01:03:39have

01:03:39it

01:03:40because

01:03:40you

01:03:40don't

01:03:40need

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01:03:41don't

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01:03:44could

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01:03:45at

01:03:46it

01:03:47you

01:03:47can

01:03:48look

01:03:48at

01:03:48a

01:03:48guy

01:03:48right

01:03:48catch

01:03:49his

01:03:49eye

01:03:49and

01:03:49go

01:03:49like

01:03:49this

01:03:50and

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01:03:50go

01:03:50me

01:03:50and

01:03:50you

01:03:50just

01:03:51point

01:03:51right

01:03:51there

01:03:53and

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01:03:54be

01:03:54sexy

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01:03:56just

01:03:57and

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01:04:03look around

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01:04:04minute

01:04:04to

01:04:04make

01:04:04sure

01:04:05it

01:04:05ain't

01:04:05a

01:04:05trick

01:04:06like

01:04:13monsters

01:04:13is

01:04:14giving

01:04:14her

01:04:14pussy

01:04:14man

01:04:15what

01:04:15I'm

01:04:15gonna

01:04:15do

01:04:16what

01:04:16I'm

01:04:16gonna

01:04:17do

01:04:17say

01:04:17no

01:04:29we're

01:04:29like

01:04:29uh

01:04:31I'm

01:04:32trying

01:04:32to

01:04:32like

01:04:32make it

01:04:33so

01:04:33women

01:04:33just

01:04:33like

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01:04:35sympathize

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01:04:36like

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01:04:37like

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01:04:37fishermen

01:04:38this

01:04:38is

01:04:38what

01:04:38I'm

01:04:38saying

01:04:40that's

01:04:40what

01:04:40men

01:04:40are

01:04:40we

01:04:41I

01:04:41mean

01:04:41being

01:04:41with

01:04:41one

01:04:42woman

01:04:42I

01:04:42mean

01:04:42for

01:04:43real

01:04:43ladies

01:04:43if

01:04:43you

01:04:43just

01:04:44said

01:04:44thank

01:04:45you

01:04:45to

01:04:46your

01:04:46man

01:04:46for

01:04:47being

01:04:47faithful

01:04:48you

01:04:48just

01:04:48go

01:04:48thank

01:04:48you

01:04:48man

01:04:49thank

01:04:49you

01:04:49for

01:04:49fighting

01:04:52he'd be

01:04:53like

01:04:53damn

01:04:54and if

01:04:55you

01:04:55if

01:04:55he told

01:04:56his

01:04:56friends

01:04:56that

01:04:57you

01:04:57thanked

01:04:58him

01:04:58for

01:04:58fighting

01:04:59hard

01:04:59and

01:04:59not

01:05:00cheating

01:05:00his

01:05:01friends

01:05:01would

01:05:01be

01:05:01like

01:05:01what

01:05:02like

01:05:03they

01:05:04would

01:05:04look

01:05:04at

01:05:04you

01:05:04like

01:05:04you

01:05:04was

01:05:05amazing

01:05:05it's

01:05:05simple

01:05:07men

01:05:07like

01:05:08to

01:05:08fish

01:05:08and

01:05:09sport

01:05:10fishing

01:05:10is

01:05:10different

01:05:10from

01:05:11catching

01:05:11fish

01:05:12for

01:05:12food

01:05:13you

01:05:13just

01:05:13get

01:05:13it

01:05:13you

01:05:14get

01:05:14it

01:05:14you

01:05:14catch

01:05:15it

01:05:15and

01:05:15you

01:05:16you

01:05:16know

01:05:16you

01:05:17you

01:05:17show

01:05:17your

01:05:17friends

01:05:24cause

01:05:25you want

01:05:25them to know

01:05:25that you

01:05:26can catch

01:05:26fish

01:05:28you take

01:05:29a couple

01:05:29of pictures

01:05:30so you

01:05:30can show

01:05:30people

01:05:31the fish

01:05:32that you

01:05:32have

01:05:33the

01:05:33ability

01:05:33to

01:05:33catch

01:05:35and

01:05:35then

01:05:35you

01:05:36release

01:05:36it

01:05:37back

01:05:38into

01:05:38the

01:05:38water

01:05:40but

01:05:40a lot

01:05:41of

01:05:41women

01:05:41in

01:05:41here

01:05:41you

01:05:42have

01:05:42boyfriends

01:05:42or

01:05:43husbands

01:05:43you

01:05:44were

01:05:44fish

01:05:45that

01:05:45jumped

01:05:46back

01:05:46on

01:05:46the

01:05:46boat

01:05:50and

01:05:51just

01:05:51was

01:05:51like

01:05:52flapping

01:05:52looking

01:05:53at

01:05:53me

01:05:53like

01:05:57hi

01:05:57I

01:05:58was

01:05:59wondering

01:05:59if you

01:05:59were

01:05:59going to

01:05:59be

01:06:00fishing

01:06:00here

01:06:00again

01:06:00next

01:06:01week

01:06:01like

01:06:08yeah

01:06:09for

01:06:09other fish

01:06:10get

01:06:10off

01:06:11my

01:06:11boat

01:06:12is that

01:06:13how you

01:06:13treat

01:06:13all the

01:06:14fish

01:06:14you'd be like

01:06:15oh

01:06:15god damn

01:06:18nope

01:06:18I'm sorry

01:06:19sweetie

01:06:19you're the last

01:06:20fish I ever

01:06:20wanted to be

01:06:21with

01:06:21now you

01:06:21stuck

01:06:24stuck with

01:06:24the last

01:06:25fish

01:06:25who was

01:06:26loving you

01:06:27and fighting

01:06:27hard

01:06:27to be

01:06:28on your

01:06:28boat

01:06:28then she

01:06:29got

01:06:29comfortable

01:06:30and now

01:06:31instead of

01:06:31doing this

01:06:31she's like

01:06:32so

01:06:34we've been

01:06:35together

01:06:35for like

01:06:37a year

01:06:38now

01:06:38why do you

01:06:38still have

01:06:39a boat

01:06:39you'd be like

01:06:43so what she

01:06:43trying to say

01:06:44I can't

01:06:44catch fish

01:06:45no more

01:06:45why do you

01:06:46need to

01:06:46catch a

01:06:46fish

01:06:49because

01:06:50if

01:06:50I lose

01:06:51my ability

01:06:52to catch

01:06:52fish

01:06:53then you

01:06:54not gonna

01:06:55find me

01:06:55sexy

01:06:56no more

01:06:56so you

01:06:56gotta smell

01:06:57fish

01:06:58on me

01:06:58so that

01:06:59you know

01:07:00I can

01:07:00catch

01:07:00fish

01:07:01so you

01:07:02can

01:07:02act

01:07:03right

01:07:16that's like

01:07:17guys

01:07:17you meet

01:07:17your girl

01:07:18she was

01:07:18a hoe

01:07:20like

01:07:20had

01:07:20hoe

01:07:21like

01:07:21she

01:07:22big old

01:07:22booty

01:07:23and this

01:07:23and that

01:07:23you gotta

01:07:24let her

01:07:24do that

01:07:24don't start

01:07:25trying to

01:07:26trump her

01:07:26up

01:07:27and get

01:07:27a fat

01:07:27and get

01:07:28a foul

01:07:28because that's

01:07:29why you

01:07:29like her

01:07:30I don't

01:07:31want no

01:07:31woman

01:07:31that

01:07:32no other

01:07:32guys

01:07:32trying to

01:07:33fuck

01:07:33I don't

01:07:34want a

01:07:34woman

01:07:35that I

01:07:35can send

01:07:36to the

01:07:36store

01:07:36at 2

01:07:37in the

01:07:37morning

01:07:39because nobody's

01:07:40going to try

01:07:41out a raper

01:07:41go get

01:07:44go get

01:07:44some bread

01:07:44at 3

01:07:44in the

01:07:45morning

01:07:45cut

01:07:45through

01:07:45the

01:07:45alley

01:07:46bitch

01:07:46because

01:07:51I talk

01:07:52to the

01:07:52junkies

01:07:53they don't

01:07:53like you

01:08:04and I'm

01:08:04just

01:08:05to be

01:08:06fair to

01:08:06women

01:08:08you know

01:08:09it's

01:08:09look

01:08:10God

01:08:11has been

01:08:11very cruel

01:08:14to you

01:08:14being a

01:08:15woman as a

01:08:15creature

01:08:16I think

01:08:16it's just

01:08:17unfair

01:08:17I wouldn't

01:08:18want to be

01:08:18a woman

01:08:18it's just

01:08:19I mean

01:08:20like your

01:08:20period

01:08:21like I

01:08:21look

01:08:21I look

01:08:22at that

01:08:22and

01:08:24see what

01:08:24my woman

01:08:25go through

01:08:26every month

01:08:27like if my

01:08:28nose bled

01:08:30every month

01:08:31I think

01:08:31I would

01:08:32kill myself

01:08:32I would

01:08:33be like

01:08:34oh my

01:08:35God

01:08:36man

01:08:37you gotta

01:08:38stick something

01:08:39in your nose

01:08:39with a string

01:08:40hanging out

01:08:45gotta take

01:08:46that out

01:08:46whatever

01:08:467 seconds

01:08:47or whatever

01:08:48and

01:08:495 days

01:08:50before your

01:08:50nose

01:08:51bleed

01:08:51you know

01:08:51it's

01:08:51gonna bleed

01:08:52but you

01:08:52don't

01:08:52know

01:08:53when

01:08:54so

01:08:54you

01:08:54just

01:08:55sitting

01:08:55there

01:08:55like

01:08:55when

01:08:57is

01:08:58my

01:08:59nose

01:08:59going to

01:09:00start

01:09:01bleeding

01:09:03oh my

01:09:04God

01:09:06and then

01:09:07if your

01:09:07nose

01:09:08don't

01:09:08bleed

01:09:08when

01:09:08it's

01:09:08supposed

01:09:09to

01:09:09you

01:09:09like

01:09:09oh my

01:09:10God

01:09:11my nose

01:09:13is

01:09:13supposed

01:09:13to

01:09:13be

01:09:14bleeding

01:09:14by

01:09:15now

01:09:18I

01:09:19would

01:09:19go to

01:09:19the

01:09:19hospital

01:09:20if it's

01:09:20not

01:09:20bleeding

01:09:21soon

01:09:26and

01:09:26y'all

01:09:26get

01:09:27horny

01:09:27and

01:09:29my

01:09:29woman

01:09:30gets

01:09:30horny

01:09:30on her

01:09:31face

01:09:31oh my

01:09:32God

01:09:33and I

01:09:34ain't down

01:09:35with that

01:09:35and I

01:09:35see her

01:09:36face

01:09:36like if I

01:09:36would do

01:09:37it one

01:09:37time

01:09:37it probably

01:09:39would change

01:09:39her life

01:09:40like she

01:09:40would be

01:09:41just so

01:09:42grateful

01:09:42but I

01:09:43just

01:09:43can't

01:09:45she's

01:09:45like come

01:09:45on

01:09:46come on

01:09:48just lay

01:09:49a towel

01:09:50or something

01:09:51down

01:09:55and I

01:09:56was gonna

01:09:56do it

01:09:56one time

01:09:56and then I

01:09:57googled

01:09:57the whole

01:09:58cycle

01:10:05it's all

01:10:06kind of

01:10:06stuff

01:10:07I don't

01:10:08I sharpened a

01:10:09mop stick

01:10:09every month

01:10:10I just

01:10:10poke

01:10:10I go

01:10:11get back

01:10:15get in

01:10:16the closet

01:10:16get out

01:10:17of here

01:10:19sliding some

01:10:20raw meat

01:10:20under the

01:10:21door

01:10:21eat that

01:10:21for a

01:10:22week

01:10:22get back

01:10:29it's

01:10:29shocking

01:10:31like I

01:10:31know

01:10:31look

01:10:32like I

01:10:32said

01:10:32I'm

01:10:3340

01:10:33I can

01:10:33feel

01:10:34I can

01:10:34feel

01:10:35my

01:10:35sex

01:10:35drive

01:10:35right

01:10:36I

01:10:36still

01:10:36love

01:10:37women

01:10:37but I

01:10:37don't

01:10:37feel

01:10:38like

01:10:38having

01:10:38sex

01:10:39like

01:10:39that

01:10:39but I

01:10:40still

01:10:40love

01:10:41looking

01:10:41at

01:10:41them

01:10:41like

01:10:41oh

01:10:41but here's

01:10:42what God

01:10:43did for

01:10:43men

01:10:43he turned

01:10:44my horniness

01:10:45into

01:10:46creepiness

01:10:47like

01:10:47so

01:10:50I

01:10:51can have

01:10:51a good

01:10:51time

01:10:52sitting at

01:10:52the mall

01:10:52watching

01:10:53chicks

01:10:53trying

01:10:53on

01:10:53sneakers

01:10:54at

01:10:54the

01:10:54foot

01:10:55locker

01:10:56with

01:10:56the

01:10:57creepy

01:10:57face

01:10:57like

01:11:10I'm

01:11:10good

01:11:11for

01:11:11day

01:11:13but

01:11:14women

01:11:14you

01:11:14don't

01:11:14get

01:11:15creepy

01:11:16you

01:11:16get

01:11:16hornier

01:11:17as

01:11:18you

01:11:18get

01:11:18older

01:11:18it's

01:11:19weird

01:11:19you

01:11:20want

01:11:20to

01:11:20do

01:11:20all

01:11:20your

01:11:21sex

01:11:21in

01:11:21between

01:11:22the

01:11:22ages

01:11:22of

01:11:2230

01:11:23and

01:11:2350

01:11:25that's

01:11:25when you

01:11:26want it

01:11:27but here's

01:11:27how sad

01:11:28things are

01:11:29the value

01:11:30of vagina

01:11:30is only

01:11:31good from

01:11:3118 to

01:11:3229

01:11:41pussy get

01:11:42old like

01:11:42bread

01:11:42not like

01:11:43wine

01:11:43it

01:11:45I don't

01:11:46want the

01:11:46way to

01:11:47bring me

01:11:47a vintage

01:11:48glass

01:11:48of twat

01:11:49you'd be like

01:11:49would you

01:11:49like a

01:11:5252

01:11:54stinky

01:11:54vagina

01:11:56from the

01:11:57funk

01:11:58region

01:11:59you'd be like

01:11:59ugh

01:12:00nigga you ain't got a

01:12:01better year than that

01:12:01you ain't got a

01:12:0589 down there

01:12:06give me an 89

01:12:08I don't care what it is

01:12:09water

01:12:10just 89

01:12:13I'm not saying

01:12:14you're not sexy

01:12:15if you

01:12:1640 or whatever

01:12:17I'm not

01:12:17you're beautiful

01:12:18whatever

01:12:22I'm just saying

01:12:2220 is just

01:12:2420

01:12:2720

01:12:29who's 20

01:12:30how old are you

01:12:32older than 20

01:12:33I hear it in your voice

01:12:34you sound like

01:12:35you chew cigarettes

01:12:36she's just like

01:12:39as cute as you are

01:12:40you can hear it

01:12:41I'm older than 20

01:12:42cause women

01:12:43who are not 20

01:12:44did you see what happened

01:12:45she raised her hand fast

01:12:4620

01:12:47yay

01:12:53older than 20

01:12:5720 years

01:12:58god

01:12:59I bet you

01:13:00your pussy tastes like

01:13:01hope

01:13:13I'm sorry

01:13:14that's just ridiculous

01:13:17but that's the difference

01:13:19difference between

01:13:1940 year old cooch

01:13:21and 20

01:13:22it's the amount of time

01:13:23I wait

01:13:24that's it

01:13:2420

01:13:25I wait forever

01:13:26just wait

01:13:27in the corner

01:13:28like oh

01:13:28it's gonna happen

01:13:29I am going to wait

01:13:31for this 20 year oldness

01:13:3540

01:13:35I want a date

01:13:38two dates

01:13:39two dates

01:13:39and then you gotta start

01:13:40rolling them old drawers down

01:13:47from where it is

01:13:48pulled up to the bra

01:13:59I'm not saying

01:14:00you're not sexy

01:14:01if it's for

01:14:01I'm not

01:14:02I'm just saying

01:14:02it's the time

01:14:03that's it

01:14:05like I want it now

01:14:06if I'm willing to eat

01:14:07some stale cracker jacks

01:14:08I'll eat

01:14:10some stale cracker jacks

01:14:11but I want them

01:14:12right

01:14:14now

01:14:16if I say

01:14:16hand me them

01:14:17stale cracker jacks

01:14:18right there

01:14:18and you go

01:14:18come and get them

01:14:19I'd be like

01:14:22just throw them

01:14:23on the floor

01:14:25they old

01:14:26the box is open

01:14:28there's no prize

01:14:29in it

01:14:30where the magnifying glass

01:14:36one peanut

01:14:37get out of here

01:14:38making me crawl around

01:14:40for old cracker jacks

01:14:44and you really

01:14:45have a laugh at that

01:14:46ladies

01:14:47if

01:14:47you just

01:14:49it's just not fun

01:14:50for you

01:14:51nothing's fun

01:14:52sex isn't fun

01:14:53sex is so much

01:14:55fun

01:14:55for dudes

01:14:56cause we got

01:14:58a money shot

01:14:59you don't understand

01:15:00what it's like

01:15:01to see

01:15:04the feeling

01:15:06like

01:15:06we both have orgasms

01:15:08ugh

01:15:09ugh

01:15:09but

01:15:10men have a receipt

01:15:12like we

01:15:14we see it

01:15:16and it's a payoff

01:15:18you be like

01:15:19I am satisfied

01:15:20cause that's what it is

01:15:22right look at it

01:15:28you don't think

01:15:29you'd be happier

01:15:30ladies

01:15:30if you could just

01:15:32have a

01:15:32if you could just

01:15:33shoot a couple of eggs

01:15:34in a guy's face

01:15:35you just

01:15:36right on top of his forehead

01:15:38you wouldn't be happier

01:15:39get on

01:15:40and you just sit there

01:15:41and

01:15:42and you go

01:15:44oh that felt good

01:15:46go in the bathroom

01:15:46and wash your face

01:15:47and you walk in the bathroom

01:15:53I'm wiping his eyes

01:15:54why are you so aggressive

01:15:56you're like

01:15:57shut up

01:15:57faggot

01:15:58and hurry up

01:15:59make me a grilled cheese sandwich

01:16:04call your friends on the phone

01:16:05I just egged on the top of his head

01:16:09don't tell your friends our business

01:16:11shut up

01:16:12she already knows

01:16:13I egg on the top of your head already

01:16:16hey I gotta go man

01:16:17y'all take care of you guys

01:16:19thank you

01:16:20thank you very much

01:16:25thank you

01:16:25thank you guys

01:16:26thank you

01:16:27appreciate it

01:16:43call your mother

01:16:45thank you

01:17:14thank you

01:17:15You

Patrice O'Neal - Elephant in the Room [11]

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