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00:00On the Dukes, old friendships come apart.
00:03Hold it!
00:05And put Jesse and his pals on a collision course.
00:10Miss Daisy Duke!
00:12With Boss Hog's playful new scam.
00:17What more could a man ask for?
00:21We gotta be lost!
00:30Just a good old boy
00:36Never meaning no harm
00:39Beats all you've never saw
00:43Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
00:47Straightening the curves
00:50Flatening the hills
00:56Someday the mountain might get them
00:58But the law never will
00:59Making their way
01:03The only way they know how
01:06That's just a little bit more than the law will allow
01:12Just a good old boy
01:15Wouldn't change if they could
01:19Fighting the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood
01:25Well, it all started on one of them fire and hazard mornings
01:41That dawned bright and clear as new squeeze cider
01:43Boy and Luke was out giving the general a stretch
01:46While some other citizens of hazard were tending to their affairs
01:50Hold it, hold it there, you dang fools, this ain't the legal way
02:03Hogwash, we're the Ridge Raiders, and that's the way we did it 40 years ago
02:1840 years ago
02:2040 years ago, we was all young moonshiners
02:22We needed law and order then, but now things has changed
02:25Well, boss Hogg ain't
02:27He's trying to steal the money from the senior citizen center
02:29And we ain't gonna let him get away with it
02:31Stand back
02:32Amos, stand back
02:33Amos, Amos
02:34Amos
02:39Amos, you forgot your detonator
02:57Well, that gets us off to a bang
03:01Meanwhile, the boys were heading back to the farm
03:04Concerned about your Uncle Jesse
03:05Who had been acting mighty strangely
03:08You know, look, I'm really worried about Uncle Jesse
03:10He ain't never burned a gooseberry pie before
03:13Then there's all that mysterious phone calls
03:15Well, how about him push your foot off all the day
03:17Without telling us where he's going
03:19So you don't suppose you could be a woman, do you?
03:25Good day, he's a dude
03:26There he is
03:28Uh-oh, he's a duke in trouble
03:31We'd better pull onside the road, see what's wrong
03:33Hey, Uncle Jesse
03:44Now, what's wrong with your truck?
03:46Well, the fuel pump was acting up
03:47I think I got it
03:48I think the hose clamp's loose
03:49Well, what do we have him by?
03:51Let me take a look at it
03:51No, that's all right
03:52That's all right
03:53I got it
03:54Say, Uncle Jesse
03:55Where'd you scoot off to so early this morning?
03:57Well, I, uh, I, uh
03:59Well, I had some things I had to attend to
04:01Oh, listen, you two
04:03I may be getting along in the tooth
04:05But I can still handle my own affairs
04:07I'll see you back at the police
04:09All righty
04:09All righty
04:10Yes, sir
04:10Bye
04:16He's acting stranger than a hound dog under a full moon
04:23I wonder what he's doing up in this neck of the woods anyways
04:26I don't know
04:27You know, old Hen Steps plays right back over the hill
04:29Why don't we go up there and see if we can't get a little information, huh?
04:33All righty
04:33He's resting all that
04:38Yeah,�
04:39He's left
04:40Okay, guys
04:41Oh, look
04:42Oh, look
04:42I'll take a look
04:43Oh, look
04:44ÙŠ
05:03Are you beautiful, talented, sexy?
05:07Then you can be a pretty piggy.
05:10I'm writing now for the auditions, you hear?
05:12Let's go.
05:13All right.
05:14Come on, girls, come on.
05:22Buster, what in tarnation are you doing here?
05:25Well, I left Enos hot on the trail of them Duke boys,
05:28and I come back here to have my lunch.
05:30Anything wrong with that?
05:31Yeah, there's something wrong with that.
05:32Eating on duty.
05:33That's a no-no.
05:34Now, you just go stick with Enos, you hear me?
05:37And so that he don't lose them Duke boys,
05:40instead of stuffing yourself on company time.
05:431,500 hours, I always eat them.
05:451,500 hours.
05:46Hey, Uncle Jesse.
05:47Desi.
05:48Desi Duke.
05:49What are you doing here?
05:50I'm sounding up pretty piggy.
05:52It's not old goats.
05:53I want to talk to you, and I need your full attention.
05:56Yeah, careful, you're wrinkling my suit.
05:58Get in there.
05:59Jesse, now look.
06:00All right, Desi.
06:01I'm tired of being shucked and jived by the likes of you.
06:06Now, I want to know, as head of the building committee,
06:09what happened to the money that was sent down here for the senior citizens' home?
06:14Hmm?
06:14What money is that, Jesse?
06:16You know what money I'm talking about.
06:19The money that came down from the state capitol to build a recreation hall here for the old folks.
06:25Oh, you mean that money.
06:27That money.
06:28Well, Jesse, you know how it is with government money.
06:32I mean, there's nothing but details and red tape and boondoggling.
06:37There's no telling how many years go by before that money shows up.
06:41Just knock it off, J.D.
06:44You think just because they're old they can be lied to and cheated?
06:48Now, you just hold on, Jesse.
06:51You're talking about misappropriating government funds?
06:54That's a very serious charge.
06:56Well, if the sticky finger fits, wear it.
07:00But let me tell you this, J.D., I'm going to get to the bottom of this.
07:05And if I find out you misappropriated or spent one dime of that money,
07:10you're going to be in more trouble than a one-legged man at a Hazard County butt-kicking.
07:20Oh, get out.
07:23Boy, Jesse sure isn't a dander.
07:26If he ever finds out that you're using that senior citizen money to build your plate, Ben.
07:31You shut up, that flapping funnel of yours.
07:33I told you that's supposed to be a secret.
07:36Nah, what the heck.
07:38Jesse can't prove nothing anyhow.
07:40And besides, I'm the town treasurer,
07:42so it's up to me to decide how that money's spent.
07:45Now, you get back on the job,
07:47or your first week's going to be your lair.
07:51Boss!
07:52Boss!
07:53Boss!
07:54Boss!
07:54Boss!
07:54The boys are dropped by Henstep McCullum's to see if he had any notions about old Jesse.
08:00But Henstep's wife said that he'd been away a lot and acting more tetched than usual.
08:04Well, I sure hope Uncle Jesse ain't involved with whoever's sabotaging boss.
08:19No way not, Uncle Jesse.
08:20Listen, you know if he had any gripe with anybody,
08:23he'd settle a nice and legal act, wouldn't he?
08:26Oh, cousin, we got company.
08:28Henstep's been there all day.
08:32Cousin, do you enjoy having a tail?
08:34Do I look like a possum?
08:36Don't answer that.
08:38Hang on.
08:38Bye-bye, Inez.
08:51Bye-bye, Inez.
08:51Well, the boys were shaking Enos.
09:14Old Jesse was tracking hot as a beagle on his first hunt.
09:21We, the Ridge Raiders, do solemnly swear to uphold what's fair and swear, and to whoop
09:34up on anybody what tries to stop us, all for one and one for all.
09:40Hey!
09:41All gonna end up in the jug if you keep up with this tomfoolery.
09:45Now, Jesse, don't start up again.
09:48Yeah, again.
09:49Now, now, now, boys, if you just give me a chance, I'll get this senior center all
09:55fair and square and legal-like.
09:57Now, I wrote a letter to the governor, and I also wrote to the president of the U.S.
10:01of A.
10:01Well, you keep on writing.
10:03We'll keep on dynamiting.
10:05Yeah!
10:05Yes, sir.
10:06Now, Amos, you're just headed for trouble.
10:09You're losing your touch.
10:10Up at the mine, you went off and left your detonator.
10:13I had to take it up to the house and stash it.
10:15Go ahead and keep it.
10:16I got a spare.
10:17This sure'll be sitting in a rocking chair.
10:20I haven't felt this good since I got my new uppers.
10:23Well, let's go, Raiders.
10:25Jericho!
10:26Hey!
10:27Hey, boys, if you'll just give me a chance.
10:34Hey!
10:36Hey!
10:36Hey!
10:37Hey!
10:38Hey!
10:38Hey!
10:39Hey!
10:39Hey!
10:40Hey!
10:40Hey!
10:41Hey!
10:42Hey!
10:43Hey!
10:44Hey!
10:45Hey!
10:46Hey!
10:47Hey!
11:01Sounds like that left motor mount is coming loose!
11:03You got a crescent wrench handy?
11:05Uh, check Uncle Jesse's toolbox.
11:21Hey, Bo, huh?
11:22Take a look what Uncle Jesse had stashed in the barn.
11:25This here's a homemade detonator.
11:27It's putting here as good as what we had in the Marines.
11:29You mean Uncle Jesse is tiding with them explosions?
11:32As much as I hate to admit it, it looks pretty incriminating.
11:38We best throw it in the creek or something.
11:40Something we got.
11:43Hey, Bo.
11:48They catch us with that detonator. We're up a creek without a battle.
11:50Come on.
11:53Yes, sir. Go down the way. We got them surrounded.
11:56Yes, sir.
12:02Now, don't that just put a clod in the buttermilk.
12:12I swear, Buster and Enos couldn't mess up a demolition derby.
12:22You guys are better than a ride at Disneyland, ain't it?
12:23You're all right.
12:24While Bo and Luke were busy dumping their detonator, the Ridge Raiders were fixing to use their spare.
12:28I don't know all about it.
12:30I don't know all about it.
12:31I don't know!
12:32I don't know!
12:33I don't know!
12:34I don't know!
12:35I thought it was Judgment Day.
12:37While Bo and Luke were busy dubbing their detonator, the Ridge Raiders were fixin' to use their spare.
12:55I don't know all about it.
13:00I thought it was judgment day.
13:03Oh, enough.
13:04Listen, could you see Uncle Jesse?
13:05Not for a couple of days.
13:07Why, did he run off that little old dime store gal?
13:09Man, I hear she's dynamite.
13:11I wish it was that simple.
13:12Now, me and Bo got the bad feelin' that Jesse and a couple of his old cronies are gettin' themselves into a bind.
13:18You know, that's funny.
13:19Y'all know Amos Petersdorf?
13:21He's the old fire chief, ain't he?
13:22Very sane.
13:23Amos brought that big old beast of his in here to get it tuned up, bored out, I mean the whole nine yards.
13:28Now, him and that car, they were quite a pair in there a day, weren't they?
13:32Yeah.
13:33Well, Amos is a tightwad.
13:34I mean, he's famous for it.
13:35And he spent more on that thing than the whole thing's worth.
13:38Amos gettin' his car tuned up and the sheriff chasin' us?
13:41Cousin's something's buildin' up to a head of steam.
13:43Yeah, we better find out what it is before it blows.
13:45Yeah.
13:46Yeah.
13:47Let's get out of here.
13:48Thanks a lot, dear.
13:49Oh, yeah.
13:50Take it easy, crazy.
13:55And so, while Bo and Luke are huntin' for Uncle Jesse, he's no more than a hop, skip, and a jig away.
14:01The old Jesse is determined to be law-abidin' in stoppin' Boss from stealin' from the senior citizen center,
14:07and gettin' bogged down in bureaucracy for his pains.
14:10I'm still gettin' the busy signal up the Treasury Department.
14:13What about the governor?
14:14They got me on hold.
14:15Any luck at the White House?
14:17I still ain't made the connection.
14:19Well, how much obliged to you, Maybell?
14:22Uh, about the dance, Jesse.
14:24What dance?
14:25Well, you know, the catfish and cider stomp.
14:27Which one you figured out askin' to take me, Bo or Luke?
14:30Oh, well, uh, both of them.
14:34But then they'd probably start a big argument over you, and we'd have a big family squabble, and...
14:41Well, I don't think I could take that right now, Maybell.
14:44You, uh, you best ask somebody else.
14:47Well, I swore.
14:55J.D. Hawks playpen. Soon to open.
14:58Puzzin' boss, somethin' just happened I think you'll be interested in.
15:04Meanwhile, back at the playpen, old boss Hogg was movin' right along with his plans to turn Hazard into Pig City.
15:11All right, you ready and lift?
15:13Almost, boss.
15:14All right, gather around, my lovelies. Gather around.
15:17I'm goin' to show you now what you'll be wearin' if you are selected as one of my pretty piggies.
15:25Move back. Move back, everybody.
15:27That's it. That's right. Right over here.
15:29And now, may I present...
15:31Miss...
15:33Daisy...
15:34Duke.
15:35Oh!
15:36Oh!
15:37Oh!
15:38Oh!
15:39Oh!
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15:45Oh!
15:46Oh!
15:47Oh!
15:48Oh!
15:49Oh!
15:50Oh!
15:51Oh!
15:52I'm gonna send that Chicago playboy right back to Sunday school.
15:58Hi, Simone. Good on, Bust Daisy.
16:01Hi, Ennis.
16:03Buster, look at that. Ain't her outfit something?
16:06I designed it myself.
16:08Didn't you leave something off, Mr. Hogg?
16:10Oh, I almost forgot.
16:17Your still up on Pine Ridge was just blowed up.
16:20Yeah, my still up on Pine Ridge was just...
16:21blowed up.
16:24Oh, did you catch your donut?
16:25No, but Judge Simpson was passing,
16:27and he said it was the masked men and red kerchiefs again.
16:29Red kerchiefs again?
16:31You boo.
16:32You never told me anything about red kerchiefs before.
16:35You sure?
16:35That's what he said.
16:36He left this little red pig sticker, Mr. Hogg.
16:40Don't be a pig, Hogg.
16:41Oh, that's another one of their typical tricks.
16:47Leave them behind in certain messages.
16:49This was 40 years ago.
16:50I could have sworn it was them Ridge Raiders.
16:53Ridge Raiders?
16:54No, no.
16:55It must have been them Dukes.
16:57Wait a minute.
16:57Now, boss, I know they didn't blow up your stills.
16:59I'm sure of it.
17:00Ennis, tell them.
17:01You know Bo and Luke wouldn't do a thing like that.
17:03I don't...
17:03Well, I don't think they would.
17:05Ennis, why aren't you looking at me?
17:06Well, there's so much to look at, Daisy.
17:08Oh, Ennis, this is no time for...
17:10Will you two stop standing there jabbering like that?
17:12Now, you go out and grab them Duke boys.
17:15You hear me?
17:16I'm gonna throw the book at them.
17:17Okay, both.
17:18Yes, sir.
17:18No, Ennis.
17:19I'm sorry, Daisy.
17:21Daisy Duke.
17:23Yes, boss.
17:26All right.
17:27Now, here we go.
17:27Hey.
17:27Hey, Sue Ann.
17:43Hey.
17:44Oh, your grandpa sure keeps this fire engine in fine shape.
17:48I think the only thing in fine shape around here.
17:51Oh, stop it.
17:53Say, our Uncle Jesse ain't been around lately, has he?
17:56No, has he been a disappearing two?
17:58Two?
18:00You mean your grandpa's been, uh...
18:02Something strange that's going on around here.
18:18Okay, hold it right there.
18:20Bow and Luke Duke, I'm placing you under arrest.
18:23Arrest?
18:24What for?
18:25For what?
18:26For blowing up Boss Hogg's still up on Pine Ridge.
18:28That's for what?
18:30Good thing the postman saw which way they went.
18:32Uh, Sheriff, when did that happen?
18:34This an hour ago, Bo.
18:36Well, we was nowhere near the place.
18:38Tell it to the judge.
18:40Judge Jefferson Davis Hogg.
18:42Put the cuffs on them, Ennis.
18:43This time they ain't getting away.
18:45I'm sorry, Lenny.
18:46Hey!
18:47Hey!
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19:20You don't see that much anymore.
19:50Hey, ain't this right back where we started from?
20:06Uncle Jesse, we gotta talk to you.
20:13Boys, I'm in a hurry right now.
20:14I'll catch you later.
20:15No, no, wait a minute, Uncle Jesse.
20:16The law is after us.
20:17They think it's us that's been blowing up all of Boss Hogg's stuff.
20:20Oh, I didn't figure on that.
20:22Well, we'll figure out something about that later.
20:25This morning, we almost got caught with that detonator you had stashed in a barn.
20:29Now, what's going on?
20:31Now, boys, I know we always tell each other what's happening, but this time it's different.
20:36There's other folks involved, and I've given my word.
20:39Other folks?
20:41Now, a man's obligated to keep his word.
20:43Well, don't a man have an obligation to tell his family what's wrong?
20:46Uncle Jesse, that's what you always taught us.
20:50Boys, I'm gonna need some breathing space for about three or four days.
20:54Now, I'll tell you what.
20:56Why don't you go over and visit with Aunt Lavinia?
20:58You'll be safe there, and then I'll catch up with you.
21:01I'll see you later, little beau.
21:03Be careful.
21:04Oh, yeah.
21:05Go on.
21:06Yeah, Key ain't even spoke to Aunt Lavinia in over 20 years.
21:07All right.
21:08All right.
21:09All right.
21:10All right.
21:11All right.
21:12All right.
21:13All right.
21:14All right.
21:15All right.
21:17All right.
21:18All right.
21:19All right.
21:20All right.
21:39J.D. Hogg is building that dang fool playpen of his
21:52with the money from our senior center,
21:54and you know it, Jesse, don't you?
21:55Well, of course I know that.
21:57But that's no reason to take the law into your own hands.
22:01Sometimes you got it.
22:01I say, yeah.
22:02Now, Amos, you know if you keep blowing off that dynamite,
22:07somebody's going to get hurt.
22:08Don't listen to Jesse.
22:09He's getting old.
22:10Yeah.
22:11Enough on him.
22:12All right.
22:13I say we do it like we did it in the old days.
22:15Let's put her to a vote.
22:17Fine with me.
22:18Now, everybody who wants the rage to go on till J.D. Hogg surrenders,
22:22vote aye.
22:23And all those who want to fight for the senior center,
22:27law-abiding and legal-like, vote nay.
22:29Now, let's vote.
22:30Aye.
22:32Nay.
22:33If you guys have it, we'll fight.
22:35Uncle Jesse, he ain't with him.
22:37He's been trying to stop him.
22:38All right, Raiders.
22:39Let's move him out.
22:39We're going to hit Boss Hogg where he lives.
22:41Right.
22:42Charge.
22:43Here we go.
22:43Charge.
22:44Now, let's wait.
22:45Now, fellas, why don't we do this?
22:47Stay, stay, stay.
22:48Okay.
22:49Nobody move.
22:49Hey, it's them.
22:50I knew it.
22:51The Ridge Raiders.
22:52I knew it was them.
22:53You old Ridge Raiders.
22:55And here I thought them arteries and you boys were so hard by now,
22:59none of you could push a rocking chair.
23:02All right, Sheriff.
23:03Arrest them.
23:04Well, it looks like Jesse and the Ridge Raiders have got themselves more trouble
23:08than a weasel caught in a hen house.
23:10And now, after 40 years, I'm finally going to find out who the rest of you mass cutthroats
23:17are.
23:18J.D., can't we talk this thing?
23:20Talking time is over.
23:22It's jailing time now.
23:24And unveiling time, Tis.
23:27Buster, take off their masks.
23:29Buster, take off their masks.
23:59And so the boys went to the state capitol to see their old school buddy, Coop, the Snoop.
24:13That boy liked to never leave that name down.
24:16Hey, Coop.
24:17Well, I'll be.
24:18Luke.
24:19Oh, how you doing, good buddies?
24:21You remember Uncle Jesse, don't you?
24:23I sure do.
24:23Hey, listen, Coop, we've been seeing your name on a lot of front page stuff lately, huh?
24:27Yeah, there's one story tore him up.
24:29Oh, the election scandal.
24:30Yes, yes.
24:31Look, we think we got you a live one.
24:33I mean, like front page stuff, the whole nine yards.
24:36Well, great.
24:37But what is it?
24:38Well, you're going to have to come to Hazard to get your story, Coop.
24:41But listen, it'd mean a whole lot to Luke and me.
24:43You mean that's all you're going to tell me?
24:45For now.
24:46Now, look, Coop, trust us.
24:48We need you, your reputation, and your camera, and Hazard at 12 noon Monday.
24:52See, listen, if you get your story, Luke and me can help a whole lot of people.
24:57Deal?
24:59You got yourself a deal.
25:00All right.
25:01All right.
25:01We'll see you at the bus stop, then.
25:02We'll pick you up.
25:03Thanks a lot.
25:03While Jesse and the boys were burning rubber back to Hazard, boss hired hisself some rent-a-cops
25:08to protect his equipment.
25:10Detail.
25:11And, hut.
25:13He, he, he, he, he.
25:14Well, you men sure look good.
25:17Now, you know your orders.
25:19You bring in Jesse Duke and Bo and Luke Duke, too, if you have to drag them in by the hills.
25:24You heard the men.
25:25Hoo-ah!
25:26Hoo-ah!
25:26Hoo-ah!
25:33How's that?
25:35You got men out there moving out.
25:36They don't know where they're moving out to.
25:38Oh, right.
25:40Where are they going?
25:41Ow!
25:41Nowhere if you don't kill them.
25:43Mm-hmm.
25:44Mm-hmm.
25:45You're quick.
25:47Mm-hmm.
25:48Let's go get that right.
25:50Ow!
25:53You want to put a door there, too?
25:55Mm-hmm.
25:56I'll adjust.
25:59Mm-hmm.
26:00Tell you, you got it straight from the dispatcher.
26:03He's an old possum hunting buddy of mine.
26:06A whole truckload of recreation equipment's coming down from Capital City this afternoon,
26:10being delivered to Boss Hog.
26:13Yeah.
26:14And that's all the stuff that should be going to the senior center.
26:17Well, I vote.
26:18We grab it.
26:19Yeah.
26:19No, no, no.
26:20Land it.
26:20Let's, uh, let's wait.
26:21They'll be looking for us now.
26:23Yeah.
26:24Up, up, up and away.
26:27Now, if Boss knew the Ridge Raiders were riding again,
26:30he'd throw a fit.
26:32Meanwhile, he was busy being an entrepreneur.
26:34Betty Sue Terwilliger.
26:38Legendary birthday.
26:41Yeah.
26:43Mm-hmm.
26:46Legendary birthday.
26:51Sue Ann Pettigrew.
26:52Sue Ann Pettigrew.
26:52I feel like a little child.
27:06Bit loose in the candy store.
27:08Everything looks so good.
27:11Uh, Kathy Canney.
27:12Boss, I got them new security guards riding shotgun on that truckloaded.
27:21and flaky stuff from Capital City.
27:23Yeah.
27:24Beautiful.
27:25Beautiful.
27:26So if the Dukes or the Raiders was the hijacket, then, uh, boom, we got them.
27:32Beautiful.
27:33Beautiful.
27:35Mr. Barnes.
27:36Huh?
27:37Oh, mind your business.
27:38What are you, a sheriff or peepin' tongue?
27:41Now, you get your eyes back in your head and get yourself out on the highway and take charge.
27:45Hey, Lou, Dan?
27:47Now, scram.
27:56Go!
27:59Boss, I'm gonna go check on the other girls, see how they're doing.
28:01So you wanna take this, Miss?
28:02Huh?
28:03All right.
28:04Uh, whose name's, uh, Miss, uh, you?
28:07Yeah.
28:08Number 11.
28:09Bo, Luke, it's Daisy.
28:15Come in.
28:16You're coming through loud and clear, Daisy.
28:18What's up?
28:19Listen, there's a truck coming in on Capital City Highway loaded with playpen equipment.
28:24The sheriff's laying a trap, and I just thought I'd warn y'all.
28:26Thanks for the tip, baby.
28:27Over and out.
28:30Well, Uncle Jesse, you think your old buddies are gonna try something?
28:32I wouldn't put it past those old coots.
28:35Well, we'd best be ready, just in case they do.
28:38Oh.
28:38They might be hard to locate.
28:41I'll tell you what, we better split up.
28:43Uh, uh, drop me up here where I stash my truck.
28:45Yes, sir.
28:46Got it.
28:46One of these days, I'm gonna take these dang doors off.
29:07I'll check out his duty's name.
29:09You check out his step.
29:11Yes, sir.
29:11You got it.
29:12What a time for a dang flap.
29:33Well, it ain't the first one.
29:34Let's get at it.
29:34Yeah.
29:35Yeah.
29:35Yeah.
29:37Here we go.
29:42I'm taking over.
30:07Fall in behind me.
30:08No way.
30:10Mr. Hogg said not to let that truck out of our sight.
30:14Look, I'm the sheriff, and I'm giving you a direct order.
30:17Let me pass.
30:19Nothing doing.
30:20We got our orders, too.
30:22We got our orders.
30:41We got our orders, too.
30:50Let's go.
31:20Easy.
31:42Here, get out of the room.
31:46What happened?
31:47My truck.
31:49Somebody stole my truck.
31:50All right, hands up and freeze.
32:09Me or him?
32:10You, Jesse.
32:15I don't know about y'all, but if I'd have had a day like old Jesse's had,
32:19I'd get back in bed.
32:27All right, I'm warning you, Jesse.
32:29You better start talking.
32:31Now, where's all my equipment at?
32:33You're...
32:34And who else is in your gang of Ridge Readers?
32:37Huh?
32:39Fess up.
32:40Fess up?
32:41Me, fess up?
32:43You're the one that ought to be fessing up.
32:45You know that you're using that old folks' money to build that pipe in of yours.
32:49Still singing that song, huh?
32:51Well, that does it, you old vomit.
32:53I was trying to show you some Christian charity, but now I've had it.
32:57I'm shipping you off to the county jail for immediate trial.
33:00Boss, please.
33:01I know Uncle Jesse didn't mean to make you mad.
33:03And I know I didn't steal your truck.
33:05I know it.
33:06And as for you, once a Duke, always a Duke.
33:10Turn in your bigot tail.
33:12You're through.
33:12Oh, I'd like to grab that marshmallow and...
33:19Uncle Jesse, don't get yourself upset.
33:20Look, I'm gonna see what I can do.
33:32Bo?
33:33Luke, come in quick, please.
33:35When Daisy told them what had happened to their Uncle Jesse,
33:39Luke and Bo figured they needed a heap of help.
33:41So, they made a few phone calls to their neighbors.
33:55Grandpa!
34:11Jesse was right, and we should have listened to him.
34:16We got him into jail, and we are gonna get him out.
34:19Yeah.
34:20Out!
34:21Well, it ain't gonna be easy.
34:22And you can bet a jug of your finest shine is gonna be dangerous, too.
34:25So what?
34:26We're the Ridge Raiders, ain't we?
34:28And we ain't letting Jesse go to no county jail.
34:30Say, Newtie, you think you can get your old smoke machine going?
34:35I sure can.
34:36Well, what's that?
34:37Oh, it's a dingbuster.
34:39I'll show you.
34:39But we have to take Amos' car.
34:41Trust us.
34:46Well, all right.
34:46We'll trust you.
34:48I guess that means we're just gonna have to let the general sit this one out, huh?
34:51That still leaves a getaway.
34:53Amos, you reckon you can get that old fire engine running?
34:55Better shape than I am.
34:57All right, then.
35:01If that smoke thing about is what I think it is, we got ourselves a plan.
35:06Now, gather around here.
35:08All right.
35:09Now, here's Hazard.
35:09I'm sorry, Uncle Jesse.
35:31Enjoying the ride, my little poke shop?
35:34All this and Jesse Duke on the way to jail.
35:41What more could a man ask for?
35:43I'll tell you what.
35:44With everybody bunched together and the Ridge Raiders fixing to converge,
35:48something big is about to happen.
35:53What did I say?
35:55This crate really rolls.
35:58All right now, Newtie.
35:59Hot hit.
36:04Hot hit.
36:04Hot hit.
36:05Hot hit.
36:05Hot hit.
36:06Hot hit.
36:07Hot hit.
36:08Hot hit.
36:09Hot hit.
36:10Hot hit.
36:11Hot hit.
36:12Hot hit.
36:13Hot hit.
36:14Hot hit.
36:15Hot hit.
36:16Hot hit.
36:17Hot hit.
36:18Hot hit.
36:19Hot hit.
36:20Hot hit.
36:21Hot hit.
36:22Hot hit.
36:23Hot hit.
36:24Hot hit.
36:25Hot hit.
36:26Hot hit.
36:27Hot hit.
36:28Hot hit.
36:29Come on out of there, Uncle Jesse, come on out of there, Uncle Jesse, what now?
36:49Bro, this isn't the proper way to beat me.
36:52Listen, Uncle Jesse, I don't mean no disrespect, but these guys are trying to railroad you right into the county jail.
36:56Are they all right?
36:58Yeah, they're fine.
37:07Buster! Gators! We can have the whole gang!
37:10After them, get them!
37:12Bring back the bacon for the whole little biggies!
37:16That's all, Mr. Hogg, I'm coming!
37:19You never should have done this, it's too risky!
37:28Ah, you ain't seen nothin' yet!
37:30We got you into trouble, then we're gonna get you out!
37:32Well, it seems to me I'm in more trouble now than I was!
37:35I don't know we ain't, huh?
37:36Snoop keeps up his end of the bargain!
37:38Reminds me, we got exactly 29 minutes to meet up at that bus station, Luke!
37:42No problem!
37:44First, it looks like we're gonna have to lose a fuss!
37:47Hang on, everybody!
37:48Let her rip!
37:49Hot wheels!
37:50Ha-ha!
38:02Dang it, the kitchen up!
38:03Ah, listen, Nutty, hit that machine here for a more time!
38:06One more time!
38:30Uh, I'm afraid we're all smoked out, fellas!
38:33Well, let's take off across, kid!
38:35Oh, sir!
38:36Right here's where we wanna be!
39:05Oh, boy!
39:06Oh, boy!
39:07Oh!
39:08Oh, boy!
39:09Oh, boy!
39:10Oh, boy!
39:11Ok, Larry Bell!
39:14Good old neighbors.
39:36It's sure handy to have an ex-fire chief around here.
39:39You're edge raters. Quiet in organization.
39:41Uh, listen, Luke, we got 16 minutes left. You better step on it.
39:44How's that newspaper man gonna help you now?
39:46Now, me and Bo got it all figured out, we hope.
39:49The way it works, you fellas ought to be able to drive that hijacked equipment truck right up the boss hog's office.
39:54But, uh, we'll all be arrested.
39:55Oh, no, we won't, Newtie. Not if the plan works.
39:58Besides, it's legal and law abiding.
39:59All right, Newt. I trust my boys.
40:03Dang it. So do we.
40:04Then let's get crackin'.
40:06Ha-ha. Yahoo!
40:11Buster, you sure ain't getting the hang of the crook-chasing business.
40:26And you, so-called professionals,
40:29letting two young scalawags and a parcel of decrepit old derelicts outsmart you like this.
40:34Don't worry, boss. We'll catch them.
40:36Yes, as soon as we find them.
40:37You couldn't find your nose if it wasn't tacked on to your face.
40:40Now, let's all get back to my office in town and regroup.
40:45Now, get going.
40:46Yes, sir.
40:47I'm gonna put that gang of senile old thugs away for life.
40:51Although, at their age, that ain't long enough.
40:53Ain't that slick timing?
41:11Now, old General Lee is really gonna get a run,
41:14because Jesse and his pals are just about arriving at the city hall.
41:17All right.
41:20Now, you all listen good.
41:22I am taking full charge right now of this whole operation.
41:28First off, we're gonna make a farm-to-farm search.
41:33I mean, it just ain't possible to hide a big truck like this one.
41:36And then...
41:37Mr. Hogg.
41:38Huh?
41:38We don't have to search no place.
41:40Well, then how am I gonna get my truck back, Dempreen?
41:44Some nice, obligin' hijacker gonna drive it right up to my front door.
41:49Yes, sir.
41:49That's flat what they're done.
41:50Huh?
41:51Look here.
41:52What?
41:53Huh?
41:54That's it!
41:55That's the truck!
41:55Ha, ha, ha, ha!
41:56Oh!
41:57Oh!
41:57Oh!
41:57Oh!
41:57Oh!
41:57Oh!
41:57Oh!
41:58Oh!
41:58Oh!
41:58Oh!
41:59Oh!
41:59Oh!
42:00Oh!
42:01Oh!
42:02Oh!
42:03Oh!
42:04Oh!
42:05Oh!
42:06Oh!
42:07Oh!
42:08Oh!
42:12Oh!
42:13Hey, hey, hey!
42:14You're all under arrest!
42:15You hear me?
42:16I got your hands up high!
42:17If you all ain't too decrepit, they do so!
42:19Bust the keepin' cover!
42:20If anybody moves, shoot them in a tube!
42:23Put your hands down!
42:25You can't prove a thing, J.D.
42:27I finally caught you and your gang of over-the-hill hoodlums red-handed with the goodies!
42:31My goodies!
42:32Alright, Nina, go on!
42:33Go on!
42:34Check, see if everything's there!
42:35Hey, Miss Nitty!
42:36We're wise to you JD. Yeah, wise to you. Yeah, wise to you. Mm-hmm
42:42And I was wise too, but he can't prove nothing. Mr. Hogg
42:48Mr. Hogg this truck's plump full that there's the movie projection gym equipment back. There's a hot. All right. Good. Good
42:55Do your duty
43:00Here they come
43:06All right, grab them buster. This gives us the home key
43:16Hello boss remember me Charlie Cooper. Oh, cool. Just do that
43:21What are you doing here you ain't been listening to these lying doke boys. Hey, hey, hey, did you take my picture here?
43:27What are you doing bossy coop here is doing a story on people who defraud senior citizens
43:30That's real front page stuff in the coop. You got it. Yeah, tell me
43:34Mr. Hogg asked political boss a hazard. Would you have information on any such frauds in this area?
43:40You know like misappropriating funds for senior citizens and converting them to personal use little things like that
43:47Sir, I want to state here and now that there's absolutely no deceitfulness
43:53All crookedness here in Hazard County that there's what I told you cool
43:57You know as a matter of fact I hear the boss is planning to donate a whole mess of recreation equipment to the local senior citizen
44:03Center that he was planning to build. Oh boss, you're not gonna let them Duke boys blackmail you are you?
44:07Yeah, yeah, yeah
44:08Say boss this couldn't be a whole truckload of stuff for the senior citizen center could it?
44:15By golly boy, I think we lucked out
44:17I think we happened right on the boss's presentation of these items to this fine group of outstanding senior citizens here
44:24Yeah, but ain't that right boss? Yeah, as a matter of fact, that's just what I was gonna do
44:30Shoot there goes the pretty piggies. You say boss is just one thing that's puzzling mr. Cooper here. It is. Oh, I mean it is
44:38Why don't you tell him what's been puzzling me mr. Duke? Well, what's been puzzling mr. Cooper is why your sheriff and his men have their guns drunk
44:47Right, right? Oh, yeah. Well, I
44:53Bet it's to honor these fine senior citizens with a 21 gun salute ain't sure enough
44:59That's exactly what they was just about to do
45:08Yeah
45:12Boss hog does something for a hazard County. He doesn't be
45:17All right
45:35So that's our bow and Luke got the town of hazard a senior citizen center in a law-abiding man
45:42Well, it was close for the dukes
45:47Yeah
45:58The groundbreaking ceremonies almost broke boss hog's heart
46:02With his playpen plowed under a lot of the pretty piggies became volunteers for the old folks
46:10All of which proves you're never too old and you're never too young when it comes to having fun in hazard county
46:17You and I
46:20You got excited?
46:23No, I didn't expect this at all
46:25You engenrage
46:26I'm sorry
46:28Oh
46:31Are you
46:34I ain't
46:35crimson
46:37I
46:38I
46:39I
46:40I
46:42I
46:42I
46:43I'm Dukes! I'm Dukes!
47:13I'm Dukes!
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