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00:00No, vous l'avez dit, Andi.
00:02Vous portez à cette office pendant trois mois, et vous êtes en train de l'eau.
00:06Je vous remercie.
00:07Je n'ai jamais dit.
00:10Really?
00:10Hey, David.
00:12Tout est bien en Scranton, P.A.
00:14Et tout est bien en Scranton, P.A.
00:16By the way, Oscar dit « hi ».
00:19Oscar dit « hi » tout le temps.
00:21Il dit tout le temps.
00:22Il dit tout le temps.
00:25Vous dites que vous n'avez jamais entendu Oscar dire « hi ».
00:27Andi?
00:28Oh, vous êtes calling me a liar.
00:29Andi?
00:29By the way, that reminds me.
00:31I want to ask you about some of the lies you've been telling me lately.
00:33Watch it, Andi.
00:34Oh, here we go.
00:34January 7th, 2013.
00:36Hey, Andi, all's well.
00:38Been meaning to make it down there, but my wife's sick.
00:40Well, which is it?
00:41Is all well or is your wife sick?
00:43Busted!
00:44My wife?
00:47This has been a really tough time.
00:49Yeah?
00:49Yeah.
00:50Aaron just dumped me and I can't remember any of the ah-ha moments I had on the boat.
00:54And I know it sounds weird to say, but I really miss my beard.
00:59Shh.
00:59It was like a security blanket.
01:01Shh.
01:04I'm not gonna fire you.
01:08You're not?
01:10No.
01:11That's awesome.
01:12I wouldn't own the company if it wasn't for you.
01:14So, I owe you that.
01:17David, I'll be there for you.
01:20These five words I swear to you.
01:22When you breathe, I want to be here for you.
01:25I'll be there for you.
01:27That's a poem by J.B. Jovi.
01:29I want you to have it.
01:30We are even.
01:32Now.
01:33Understand?
01:35Got it?
01:35Crystal.
01:36And you are on very, hey, very thin ice.
01:40Vanilla.
01:45Vanilla ice.
01:47He was a band.
02:15Kcastle.
02:15Good morning.
02:16Good morning.
02:16And how are you on this fine t—
02:43Ok, we ready?
02:45Don't use that part.
02:48Last week, Aaron told me now I have to see her every day at work, which is brutal.
02:57When people say office relationships are a good idea, they never talk about what might
03:00happen if you break up.
03:10He sounds like a wounded animal.
03:12Should have put him out of his misery and just fired him.
03:16I can't be around sad people.
03:18It makes me sad.
03:19I'm the same way with horny people.
03:21Ok.
03:26Yes, Pete and I have started seeing each other and Andy still doesn't know.
03:31We thought that keeping it secret was more considerate to him.
03:37And hot for us.
03:39I mean, I saw Pete's butt.
03:42It's sick.
03:48Oh, that's mine.
03:50I'll just, I'll get it out of the way for you.
03:52Jim set up a job interview for me today in Philly.
03:54It's with a real estate company, which is a great fit for me because I live in a house
04:01and I know what a bathroom is.
04:04I'm sorry.
04:05I am just very nervous because honestly this is all moving a lot faster than I expected.
04:12And, and because my resume can fit on a post-it note.
04:17No, don't just let her eat the grass.
04:19She'll puke it right up.
04:20Ok, just put out two bowls and see which feed she prefers.
04:25I'm sorry to be taking up so much of your precious time, Moe's, but she's your aunt too.
04:30Fine, I'll see what I can do.
04:38I need you.
04:39Die!
04:40Dwight!
04:40And you should take breaks more often.
04:41I've been waiting there for 45 minutes.
04:43What?
04:44What is it?
04:45It's my aunt, Shirley.
04:46She's on her last legs.
04:49Dwight, that's awful.
04:50I have no idea.
04:51I mean, her hair, her clothes, it's all falling off in great big clumps.
04:56And we need someone to go out there and clean her up.
04:59We had a nurse, but she quit because she was poisoned by Aunt Shirley.
05:03What do you mean by poison?
05:05Probably nothing.
05:06Or strychnine.
05:08Or lemonade and strychnine, which is actually what it was.
05:11Ok, well, I'm very sorry about your aunt.
05:13Thank you.
05:14But I don't see how this is my problem.
05:16Angela, you owe me one, remember?
05:19Now, please.
05:20She's an old woman, Angela.
05:22She needs a woman's touch.
05:24It's all hanging out.
05:25Oh.
05:25And there's parts of her I don't even recognize.
05:28There's this one hanging part in particular that's some sort of flap.
05:33It's fine.
05:34It's like a prehensile wing or something.
05:36Oh, God.
05:37Alright.
05:38I can't.
05:39Ok.
05:40I'll help you.
05:40It's like a divot where it was.
05:42And it needs...
05:43Oh.
05:44It needs a...
05:48Where are you going?
05:49Uh, not on a three-month boat trip.
05:51What?
05:53Oh, burn!
05:55Uh, excuse me, what?
05:56Everyone can just leave whenever they want now?
05:58How dare you?
06:00I'm still the boss!
06:21I just have some messages for you.
06:24Are they from you?
06:25Well, no.
06:26They're from clients.
06:27Well, then I don't want them.
06:29You can keep them.
06:30In fact, you can keep that big blue nautica sweater.
06:34I know how much you love it.
06:35I can't.
06:36I...
06:36Nope.
06:36I insist upon it.
06:37It's an awesome sweater.
06:39Some great memories tied up in that thing.
06:41These are messages from clients who want to buy paper.
06:43I don't want to talk about work right now.
06:45Well, I only want to talk about work right now.
06:47Then I want my big blue sweater back.
06:49Well, I gave it to the Salvation Army.
06:58I've got this seat at just the right height.
07:00Yeah.
07:00So I can help this end.
07:03She got rid of it.
07:05My blue sweater.
07:06What is that about?
07:08I was just leaving.
07:09Stay!
07:11We are in the bro zone lair.
07:13Okay?
07:13Narddog Plop and Clark Raposee.
07:15A.K.A. Clark Hork Orange.
07:17Here's a sitch.
07:18Erin dumped me.
07:20Natch.
07:21But she got rid of my blue sweater, which was her favorite.
07:25Is she moving on a little fast or am I being a total psycho?
07:31Plop, you go first.
07:32I don't know.
07:33Women do tend to move on quicker than men.
07:38Survey says...
07:39Doesn't make me feel better at all.
07:42Sorry.
07:43Zero, Clark 30.
07:44What do you got?
07:44Well, look at it this way.
07:45Being a bachelor is not all bad.
07:46I mean, you got your freedom now.
07:50Last night I ordered a pizza by myself and I ate it over the sink like a rat.
07:54There you go.
07:55Good for you.
07:55Yeah.
07:57You just let it all hang out.
07:59That's what...
08:01It may not seem like it, but this really helped.
08:03So thank you.
08:04Cool.
08:09I'll give you $100 to wear that sweater to work tomorrow.
08:21Aunt Shirley.
08:22Hello.
08:22It's me, Dwight.
08:24Oh, looky here.
08:25It's Big City Dwight.
08:26Careful you don't get mud on those fancy town shoes, Big City Dwight.
08:30Hello, Aunt Shirley.
08:31And who's this little kitchen witch?
08:33She's so tiny like a little kitchen witch.
08:35This is Angela and we brought you some new clothes.
08:38New clothes?
08:40What for?
08:40Oh, dear God.
08:41Oh, my God.
08:42You know what?
08:43Before you put the new clothes on, Angela's gonna get you cleaned up a little bit.
08:49Yes.
08:50How would you like a nice warm bath?
08:54How would you like a mean cold sly-
08:56Oh!
08:57Okay, Aunt Shirley, dear, can I get you a nice crisp liter of schnapps?
09:02I could do that.
09:04Okay.
09:04No.
09:05No.
09:05Yeah, trust me.
09:06It keeps her docile.
09:07Go to the kitchen and get the largest receptacle you can find.
09:12Step on it!
09:14Why doesn't Erin seem sad?
09:18Has she found someone new or something?
09:21And if so, why hasn't she told me?
09:23Is she trying to spare my feelings?
09:27During breakups, the mind goes to some crazy dark places.
09:42Andy, don't.
09:43No good can come from snooping.
09:45I'm not snooping.
09:46There's just some crud on her screen.
09:48You're clearly snooping.
09:49That's kind of uncool.
09:51Oh, come on.
09:51That's her private property.
09:53Tell us!
09:53Hello?
09:55Who's snooping on who now?
09:57What does that even mean?
09:59What does it say?
09:59Everyone just please slid up.
10:02Yeah, put it down.
10:03That's her private property.
10:05Oh, my God.
10:07See?
10:07That's what nosy'll get you.
10:09Told you so.
10:12Daryl, Clark, Kevin, Toby, Plop.
10:14Take a knee.
10:16All right.
10:17You guys are gonna think I'm psycho again.
10:20Couldn't shake this feeling that Erin's dating someone,
10:23so I looked at her phone.
10:24Man, you can't do that stuff.
10:26You'll only find pain.
10:27When my ex-wife got into my email account, she was devastated.
10:31Too late!
10:32I found out she's been texting a guy named Pete.
10:35Does anybody know a Pete?
10:41Pete.
10:42Pete what?
10:44It just occurred to me that Andy has been calling me Plop for so long,
10:47he forgot my real name.
10:49Which is Pete.
11:02The End
11:03The End
11:17Hello.
11:18Hey, there she is.
11:21How you doing?
11:22Hi.
11:23Hey, do I look okay?
11:25You look great.
11:25Okay.
11:25Yeah
11:27What's that?
11:28I know where you're going with this
11:30And this is who I am now
11:31I'm a douche
11:32But look what I can do with my hands
11:35Gotta go
11:36VIP just walked through the door
11:37How are you Isaac?
11:38You have something in your ear
11:39It's a phone?
11:42Yes it is
11:43And thank you so much
11:44For setting up this opportunity
11:46I really appreciate it
11:47Of course
11:47Anything for Team Halpert
11:48You're gonna crush it Pam
11:50Thanks
11:50The phone are you saying that to me?
11:52Call you right back
11:52What were you saying?
11:54Ha ha
11:55Hey Jim
11:56We got Trent Edwards on the line
11:58I've got to go
11:59But you know what?
12:00Team Halpert
12:01Okay
12:02You're gonna crush it
12:03You're gonna smash it
12:04Okay
12:06Good luck
12:07Bye
12:08Gosh you drank so much
12:10It's so quickly
12:12In her prime
12:14Cheryl's could put away
12:15Homemade schnapps
12:16Morning, noon and night
12:21Now all it takes is half a liter
12:23She's dreaming
12:24All right
12:25Let's get her out to the yard
12:27So you can spray her down
12:28Spray her down?
12:29No
12:29It's a lot better than it sounds
12:32There's a private shower area
12:34Very tasteful
12:35Very rustic
12:40Hey
12:41Come on in
12:42Have a seat
12:45I just got some really
12:48Weird news
12:49And uh
12:50I'm just gonna come out and say it
12:52I just got off the phone with my doctor
12:55And it turns out I contracted
12:58Chlamydia
12:59From Aaron
13:01And it's incurable
13:03Pretty lame, huh?
13:05Yeah
13:18You were gone
13:20I knew it
13:21For a long time
13:22You and Aaron are fu-
13:25Andy, just so you know
13:27There was no overlap
13:29No overlap?
13:30Great
13:31Good
13:31Wow
13:32This is suddenly so easy
13:34Guess what?
13:35You're fired
13:36What?
13:36Yeah
13:37You are fired
13:39One of the perks of being boss
13:41I can fire anyone who steals my girlfriend
13:43And wow
13:45That turns out to be you
13:46Yep
13:47Sorry
13:47So you had a bad day
13:50Andy
13:50The camera don't lie
13:51Andy
13:52You're a big idiot
13:53Get out of my office
13:55Andy
13:55Turns out you're fired
13:57Because you suck
13:58And you're fired
14:00If you want to talk to me
14:01You had a bad day
14:02I'll be in the annex
14:03Alright?
14:04I'm going to be in the annex
14:06Toby
14:07Toby
14:08Toby
14:10You can't fire Pete
14:11You understand why, right?
14:15No
14:16Andy, we had this exact same conversation
14:19When you want to get rid of Nelly
14:20You can't just get rid of people
14:22Over grudges
14:24Nelly, it was a professional grudge
14:26This is a purely personal grudge
14:29Alright, well look
14:30While I have you
14:32This is a relationship disclosure form
14:34For Pete and Eric
14:37They already have a contract?
14:43Let's just mutually agree to
14:45Every phrase is like
14:47A dagger in my crotch
14:49It's just boilerplate
14:50You don't have to read
14:51Well, I'm not signing away my rights
14:53I already signed it
14:54I was just showing you
14:57Okay
14:57Well, we'll see about that
14:59Andy, it's not the original
15:01And destroying it will not
15:03Stop them from dating
15:06Andy
15:17It's original
15:22Talking Chester Avenue
15:24Talking triplex
15:25Talking converting
15:27Is that her?
15:28Hey, guys
15:29Say something
15:30Hello
15:31I said, hi, I'm Mark
15:32Hi, Pam
15:32Hello
15:33I'm the horrible boss around here
15:35But please don't hire Jamie Foxx to kill me
15:39Django
15:42I don't agree with the use of the N-word in that movie
15:45It's too soon
15:47I'm Pam
15:48Oh, hi
15:49They call me Marky Mark around here
15:51Because here at Simon Realty
15:52We are one
15:53Funky Bunch
15:55Come on, you guys
15:57Raise the roof when I say that
15:58What are you all, temps again today?
16:02Let's go
16:03Gangnam Style
16:05He's heard Gangnam Style
16:06He knows it
16:07Right?
16:07That's because
16:08He's an American
16:09This is Carl
16:11He's from here
16:13He's from our neck of the woods
16:16But Gangnam Style's great, isn't it?
16:19Oh, my God
16:20He's Michael Scott
16:27Time to get clean
16:28It's hosing time, Aunt Shirley
16:29Have a seat
16:30You're going to have a hard time hearing her over the roar of the hose
16:33We have to be changed
16:34Oh, you'll see
16:35Here we go
16:36Get this show on the road
16:36Let's do it
16:38Ready?
16:39Here's a box cutter to get her clothes off
16:41Dwight
16:42Let's get to it
16:42Give it a whirl
16:43No, no
16:44Dwight, I am not going to hose your aunt down like some animal
16:47Stop your belly aching and hose me
16:49I need you to hose my aunt
16:50No, Dwight
16:51Okay, you are useless
16:52Give me the hose
16:52No, Dwight
16:53Give me the hose
17:05I'm going to give your aunt a proper bath
17:07And a haircut like a lady
17:09And you two are going to shut up about it
17:12Do you have a bathtub?
17:13Yes, ma'am
17:14Good
17:15This is not so much an office as it is a rec room with a bunch of computers in it
17:21And frankly, if I had my way, I'd toss the computers in the garbage
17:25But unfortunately, we use them for practically everything we do
17:29So that ain't going to happen
17:32He's a temp, don't worry about him
17:34Alice!
17:36Alright, stay awake, okay?
17:41Hey, Nellie
17:44I am so sick of February
17:48It's the shortest month, but it sure doesn't feel that way
17:52We should catch up
17:55You know, I've been going over my notes from the trial
17:57Oh, no, Toby, no
17:59I feel like I may have glossed over a few minor points
18:01No
18:02Toby, you cannot keep blathering on about this Scranton strangler
18:06Do something about it
18:07Get it out of your system, whatever it takes
18:09I've been drafting a letter
18:10For two years
18:11Then what?
18:12Another year picking out a stamp?
18:13Another six months before you decide to lick it?
18:15Just
18:16I don't want to hear it
18:20My Aunt Joan
18:21Oh, well, she worked here before I did
18:25So there's no nepotism involved
18:27In fact, to be honest with you, I'm probably a little harder on her
18:30Than I am on the rest of these people
18:32Psst
18:33Can you not work on this month's?
18:37Okay, Nana?
18:39Uh, when I say chillax
18:42People, chillax, watch this
18:45Hey, Roger, chillax
18:49You must not have heard me
18:52Oh, I heard you
18:54Step this way for the Spanish Inquisition
18:59Kids in the hall
19:01Uh, just
19:02It's not high pressure
19:04It's just a little coffee talk
19:06Okay, like butter
19:08Come on in here
19:09Mike Myers
19:20Thank you
19:22Thanks, thanks a lot
19:23Really appreciate it
19:24You guys are supposed to have my back
19:25Okay
19:26Instead, you let a guy named Plop
19:28Steal my girlfriend
19:30Hey, boss, I did everything I could
19:31I invited Pete out for drinks
19:33I emailed him shots of my junk
19:35Kid doesn't have a romantic bone in his body
19:37Come on, Andy
19:38They're a good match
19:39That doesn't matter
19:40Okay?
19:41What matters is that I am hurt
19:45Deep hurt inside of me
19:47I don't care if they're Romeo and freaking Juliet
19:50I feel like the guy that Juliet dated before Romeo
19:54Probably her boss
19:56And guess what?
19:57Juliet's boss also had feelings
19:59Hey, Andy
20:01What?
20:02You got a booger bubble going on there
20:07Sorry
20:09It's okay
20:10My whole life is a booger bubble
20:20This is a tiny resume
20:23Papa Smurf
20:25Come back to the mushroom
20:29From the Smurfs movie
20:30Yeah
20:31I've seen that with my kids
20:33It is tiny
20:33But I've actually been commissioned by the city of Scranton
20:37To paint a girl on the
20:38What does this say here?
20:40Tootiti purta
20:42What language is this?
20:44Swahili?
20:44Oh, wait a second
20:45Now I can read it
20:46Oh, because it was upside down
20:49You're a good audience
20:53Unlike some of these people around here
20:55Yeah
20:55The city commissioned me to do the
20:58Yeah, we don't have a lot of call for doodling around here
21:00But I like this resume
21:02And here's why
21:03It shows that you stick around
21:08Yeah
21:08You don't jump ship easily
21:10Like a lot of these people
21:13I mean, they
21:14They worship me, you know
21:17But do they like me?
21:21I mean
21:23You think they like me, Pam?
21:28Yes
21:30What if Bob Dylan was your boss?
21:33I'm going to do Dylan
21:38Pam Halpert is my name
21:40I've been at Dunder Mifflin for
21:44Seven years?
21:45Eight years?
21:46Eight years, man
21:47Got the Dunder Mifflin blues
21:50Got the Pam Halpert blues
21:52Got prayer with the Prayer Institute
21:54Tess, you have children?
21:56Two children, yes
21:57You have art and painting?
21:59Kind of the same thing
22:00Kind of the same thing
22:01Sometimes I repeat myself
22:04But that's just being Pam
22:09Well, I'm kind of cute
22:11And I'm
22:12But I'm married
22:13So
22:15Leave that be
22:17Hey
22:18Hey
22:19You got a sec to talk?
22:21Kind of painful to chat with you, Pete
22:23Ever since the old one-two punch to my scrotum pole
22:26Translation, penis
22:28Translation, my manhood
22:30Yeah
22:30Look
22:31I understand breakups are tough
22:34You know, it happens to all of us
22:37You know, it happens to all of us at some point in life
22:39But you gotta move on
22:44Great advice
22:46Thank you
22:47You can leave now
22:48Listen to him, Andy
22:49He's trying to tell you something that you really need to hear
22:54Awesome perspective
22:55Thanks for butting in
22:56Well, I've been where you are now
22:59I dated this girl, Alice
23:01And it was an ugly breakup
23:02She worked in a marketing agency right next to my house
23:06I'd run into her every day
23:07But I had to grow up and deal with it
23:08And I did
23:11We're even Facebook friends now
23:12See?
23:13We can all be friends
23:14Yeah
23:15Just get over it
23:16It doesn't have to be awkward
23:18I do think we can have a fair
23:20Yeah, so life gives you lemons
23:22You just gotta eat them
23:24Rinds and all
23:25And if you don't want to eat them
23:26Your ex-girlfriend will shove them down your throat
23:28With the help of her hunky new boyfriend
23:30So that's fun
24:10Nothing to see here
24:13Boss at work
24:15This will be your desk
24:17Right up front
24:18Best seat on the roller coaster
24:19You must be this tall to ride this ride
24:23No pregnant women allowed
24:25Are you?
24:26I'm not allowed to ask
24:28So
24:28I am not pregnant
24:30You're not pregnant?
24:30I didn't ask her if she was pregnant
24:33She just offered it
24:34The last three girls here all got pregnant
24:38Wow
24:39Don't be afraid
24:40It's a different chair
24:42I don't want a guy up here
24:43I want to, you know, see a woman come in
24:47And do a great job
24:48Something
24:49I have to look out this window
24:51I don't want some
24:51I'm sorry, I thought this job was for the position of office manager
24:54It is
24:55Yeah
24:56You'd manage this office
24:58You'd answer the phones
24:59And forward the calls
25:00And, you know, go for a coffee run now and again
25:03So, kind of like a receptionist
25:06Yeah, like a receptionist
25:08But we call you the office manager
25:11Because it's less demeaning
25:15By the way
25:16How long are these cameras going to be following you around?
25:21Because I think this is pretty cool
25:26Pretty, pretty cool
25:28Larry David
25:29Curb Your Enthusiasm
25:30Do you like that show?
25:31Yes
25:31Well, I think they indulge themselves a little too much
25:37I like scripted
25:38I spent ten years as a receptionist
25:42To Michael Scott
25:43And I have kids now
25:47And I just
25:49I can't
25:54Ow!
25:55The braid is too tight
25:56Oh, hush
25:58Loose braids reflect a loose character
26:00Now, stay still
26:02Yes, ma'am
26:05I think your hair is much too long for your age
26:08By the way
26:10Okay
26:11There
26:14Thank you, Angela
26:17I'm going to the prison
26:19This afternoon
26:20Gonna talk to the strangler
26:23Probably best to use his real name
26:24Rather than the strangler
26:25Don't
26:26It's a devil name
26:28Anyway
26:29Just wanted to say I'm doing it
26:31I'm going
26:34He's doing it
26:41Hey!
26:42Hey, how'd the interview go?
26:43Oh, my gosh
26:44Wait until I tell you
26:45This guy was unbelievable
26:48Okay, so
26:48I can't wait to hear about it later
26:49Do you want to come in at eight?
26:51And don't eat
26:52Because I'm ordering in
26:53Eight?
26:54Really?
26:55I'll make it worth your while
26:56I promise
26:58Sure
26:58I mean, it's Philly
26:59I can kill for hours
27:01So, uh, yeah
27:02I'll see you at eight
27:03All right
27:03Love you
27:03Love you
27:11Hi
27:12Hi
27:12I'm here from BCI Marketing Consultants
27:15To meet with Andrew Bernard
27:16Oh, yes
27:16The consultant
27:18Andy said you can start right away
27:19So I will take you to your desk
27:21Okay
27:21Great, thanks
27:24Fresh meat
27:25Fresh meat
27:27Just keep walking
27:28Don't give her anything
27:29She'll take it and run
27:30I'm Erin, by the way
27:31Nice to meet you
27:32Good sweater
27:32Oh, thanks
27:33Your shoes map
27:34I'm bad at small talk
27:35I'm Kevin
27:42Pete?
27:44Alice
27:47It's, uh, been a while, huh?
27:49Oh, did you two know each other?
27:50Yeah
27:50We, uh, have a history
27:52Oh
27:54History, wow
27:55Okay
27:55We dated for two years
27:58That's so random
27:59Well
28:00Is it?
28:03Andy also hired a management consultant today
28:08Oh, no
28:17Hey, Erin
28:18Look who's back
28:18The Birdman
28:20Hello, beautiful
28:22Didn't you two used to do it?
28:25We absolutely did
28:26Thank you for remembering that
28:30She's looking good
28:36Hi
28:36I'm, uh, Toby Flenderson
28:38Here to see George Howard Scub
28:40This is the prison
28:42Uh, I am not going in there with expectations, per se
28:47Um, I will meet George Howard Scub
28:50I will tell him that I believe he is innocent
28:53I would understand if he felt motivated to hug me
28:58I would understand if a friendship began
29:00How did, how did Bogart put it?
29:03I think this is the start of my first friendship
29:08So Pete was a librarian
29:11He worked as a librarian freshman year
29:14Was he, like, the sexy librarian?
29:15Oh, okay
29:16Is there somebody who's in charge of marketing?
29:19Maybe I should sit near him or her
29:23Hi
29:23Hi
29:24Hi, how's it going?
29:26Hi
29:27Good
29:27I'd love to discuss strategy with you
29:30If you have a marketing
29:31Wow, this sure is intense
29:33Having to share a workspace with someone
29:35You used to get it on with
29:37Andy, that is really inappropriate
29:40Awkward
29:41It is awkward
29:42This is a really uncomfortable situation
29:44That you've contrived
29:46Really uncomfortable situation?
29:48Yeah
29:51That's all right, Pete
29:52You can handle it
29:53I mean, we all just gotta move on
29:55Ain't that right, Professor?
29:57Lecture much
29:58Uh, question
29:59How's that medicine taste?
30:01Your own flavored?
30:04Is it just me?
30:05Where have these tables turned?
30:09Hmm
30:12Hmm
30:17So there's no marketing department?
30:19No
30:20No
30:21You know, times were tough
30:23I was unemployed
30:24I was still heartbroken over you
30:25I've lost a good 50 pounds
30:28But, as you can see, I put all that weight right back on
30:32I feel how fat my buttocks are
30:34Yeah
30:34Yeah
30:35It's crazy
30:36Touch it, it's like a warm pumpkin
30:37So Andy just called you up out of the blue?
30:40Yeah
30:40Yeah
30:41Yeah
30:42You told me you two broke up
30:43Yeah
30:45You must be pretty horny
30:51Well, the good news is, no more guilty conscience
30:53At least you know he is the strangler
30:56The proof is in the grip
30:57Did they say when the vocal cords would heal?
31:03One week?
31:06Okay
31:07Two weeks?
31:10Okay
31:13You offered your neck in search of the truth
31:16The proud neck of justice
31:18Isn't that the expression?
31:19Yeah, well
31:19Anyway, it was
31:20It was very brave
31:26It really was quite brave
31:32I feel like a show pony
31:34And you look like one too
31:35Thank you, Angela
31:36You're welcome
31:37Would you like some stew?
31:39By all means
31:39And I will carve the roast skunk
31:44Angela
31:47Would you like the stink sack?
31:49Is it any good?
31:50No
31:50You don't need it
31:51It's a toy
31:51Like a wishbone
31:52You know
31:53Prettiest girl gets the stink sack
31:54Thank you
31:56So
31:57Oh, when's the wedding?
32:01Um, actually
32:02Uh, we are just friends
32:05That's what Mo said about his lady scarecrow
32:07And look what he did to that poor thing
32:10Hello?
32:12Hey, back here
32:17Wow
32:18Seriously?
32:20Oh my gosh
32:21Is that champagne?
32:22Si, senor
32:24Oh
32:26Jim, I should have told you
32:27I didn't get the job
32:28Oh, man
32:30I'm so sorry
32:31Are you alright?
32:31Oh, yeah
32:32I'm more than alright
32:33There's just nothing to celebrate
32:34Are you kidding?
32:35You're in Philly
32:36We're having dinner together
32:37And this is just
32:38Consolation
32:39Champagne
32:40It's from the part of France
32:41That immediately gave up to the Nazis
32:44You're very quick on your feet
32:45I remember you
32:47Funny
32:49Alright
32:50So
32:52Tell me all about it
32:54Okay, well
32:57Gosh
32:58Thank you for your help today
33:00Your perspective was
33:02Very useful
33:03Thank you
33:04It was not an unpleasant way
33:06To spend an afternoon
33:20Dwight
33:20Dwight
33:21Right
33:21Not outside
33:22The horse flies
33:23You know what
33:24My farm is only a few acres
33:25East of here
33:26Or
33:27We could use the slaughterhouse
33:29No, Dwight
33:31The senator
33:32Leave him
33:33He probably won't even notice
33:34That you're gone
33:35Be with me, monkey
33:38I can't be your monkey, Dwight
33:41I'm not talking about
33:42Some frisky romp
33:44In the warehouse
33:45We have wasted
33:46Too much of our lives
33:47Ignoring the fact
33:48That we belong together
33:51The 80 or 90 years
33:52That I have left of this life
33:56I want to spend with you
34:00I made a vow
34:01I gave my word
34:05Stand by your man
34:11It's what I would want
34:12If you were mine
34:15Goodnight, Dee
34:23How are you doing?
34:24Is that really rough?
34:25It is so unpleasant
34:27You?
34:28Hey, love turds
34:30Conference room
34:31Now
34:35Thank you all
34:36For coming in
34:37Just wanted to
34:38Check in
34:39How was everyone's day?
34:43Honestly
34:44It was a little weird
34:45Really?
34:48Hmm
34:49That's interesting
34:50Because Aaron and Pete
34:51Thought it wouldn't be weird
34:53At all
34:54Why do you think
34:55It was weird, Gabe?
34:56Maybe because
34:57You and Aaron
34:58Used to be an item?
35:00I still wear
35:01Aaron's button bands
35:02Around the condo sometimes
35:03So it feels to me
35:04Like we're still in a relationship
35:05A lot of the time
35:09And Alice
35:10I understand
35:11You once
35:12Dumped Pete
35:13Ouch
35:14It was an amicable breakup, Andy
35:17That is what you do
35:18Yeah, you're also supposed to go to classes
35:20So there's that
35:21Hey, Andy
35:21Is this at all work-related?
35:23We'll get to that
35:24Gabe, did Aaron ever tell you
35:26That she loves you?
35:28Oh, no, no, no, no
35:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no
35:30No
35:31She wouldn't even let me say it
35:33It was adorable
35:34She'd plug her ears
35:35And scream her heart out
35:36Gabe, can you stop talking?
35:37Because every word out of your mouth
35:39Is like the squawk
35:39Of an ugly pelican
35:41I got a tattoo for you
35:43I didn't ask you to get that Nike swoosh
35:45Nobody did
35:46You did that for you
35:47Just do it
35:49You were the it that I was just doing
35:51So you're dating a secretary now?
35:54Moving up in the world, Pete
35:55She's nice to me
35:57How's that P.E. degree coming?
35:59That's what he wanted to be
36:00His dream in college
36:01Was to be a gym teacher
36:02Well, guess what?
36:03He could still be a gym teacher
36:04In fact, we could all still be gym teachers
36:06So, let's
36:07I technically cannot
36:08I don't have the long capacity
36:09To blow a whistle
36:10Oh, my God
36:14What kind of music are you into, Peter?
36:16Uh, I like all kinds of music, Gabe
36:18Really?
36:19All kinds?
36:21So you like songs of hate
36:22Written by the white knights
36:23Of the Ku Klux Klan?
36:24Erin, are you even hearing this?
36:26Gabe, he didn't even say that
36:27He's not a very sophisticated man
36:28I mean, he can't use chopsticks
36:29So, do I need to say anything else?
36:32Erin, I've been to Japan
36:34I know how to use chopsticks
36:36So well
36:37Come back
36:39One night
36:40Gabe, I don't want
36:41Give me one night with you
36:41I've shit everything
36:43I don't want you to shit
36:44I wasted two years of my life on you
36:45You realize that, right?
36:46I just want to be real clear
36:47That chopsticks is not the measure of a man
36:49I am as smooth as a porpoise for you
36:52Why don't you say at the beginning
36:53This isn't really going that well
36:54Gary!
36:55Shovel his sashimi into his mouth
36:56With a smart
36:57All right, all right
36:59Yes, that is a legitimate question
37:01Does making Erin and Pete feel bad
37:03Make me feel better?
37:04He's a Simeon fool
37:05No, he's not
37:06Yeah
37:07Yeah
37:09It does
37:11So, imagine like
37:12The real estate version
37:13Of Michael Scott
37:14And that was this guy
37:15He did half the interview
37:17As Ace Ventura
37:18Tell me about the cologne
37:19How much?
37:20Oh, an entire bottle
37:21At least
37:22You're definitely hoarding this
37:23By the way
37:24Guess
37:24Guess what poster he had on his wall
37:27Austin Powers
37:29Ferris Bueller
37:31You're getting colder
37:32Not night at the Rock's Bay
37:33No
37:36The odd life of Timothy Green
37:39I'm sorry
37:40How did you think I was expected to guess that?
37:42I don't know
37:42But it's interesting, right?
37:44It's fascinating
37:44He said he can't help but tear up when he looks at it
37:47It's like right next to his desk
37:48He must look at it like 20 times a day
37:50That's amazing
37:52Well, listen
37:53You can't win them all, right?
37:54Mm-hmm
37:54So, the next interview has to be better
37:58I don't know
38:00What do you mean?
38:01Of course it will
38:02You're amazing
38:05I know
38:05It's just
38:06Even if it was
38:07A great boss
38:07And a great job
38:08I just
38:09I don't
38:10I don't know
38:10If I want
38:11I don't know
38:13If I want this
38:20Huh
38:26This is a little out of left field
38:28Is it?
38:31It's left
38:36I just
38:36I liked our life in Scranton
38:42And I have started a business in Philadelphia
38:58Little did my grandfather know
39:01Mahjong will be here to stay
39:04Hobbies of the East
39:05Continues in a moment
39:13You could all be doing this
39:14Just saying
39:15I watch way too many ads online
39:17And I don't do enough sit-ups
39:20So I bought these
39:21Now, every time an ad pops up online
39:23I get 30 seconds of ad blasting
39:26I call it ads for abs
39:28Ironically, I learned about the boots
39:30From an ad online
39:32Why can't you just do regular sit-ups?
39:34I'll tell you why
39:37Because
39:39The floor
39:42Is
39:44Disgusting
39:50Yeah
39:51My trainer said
39:53Everybody fails
39:54Working out
39:55That's how you win
39:57Okay
39:58All right
40:00Okay
40:01Kevin
40:02A little help, buddy
40:03Oh
40:04Why don't your famous stomachs
40:07Help you now?
40:08Can someone please help me?
40:10Oh, these teas are hot
40:12Can someone help me, please?
40:14Yeah
40:15Oh, thanks
40:16Yeah
40:16Okay
40:17Just a face, girl
40:20Just a
40:21People
40:22I'm not going anywhere
40:24Soon
40:24My core will get strong again
40:26And when that happens
40:27I'll be able to
40:30Head rush
40:31Ah
40:34Can someone please help me?
40:36I
40:36Hey
40:37I'm not going anywhere
40:39I'll be right here
40:41Oh, that's not good
40:43Hey guys
40:44I've got 20 bucks for anyone who'll help me
40:46Kevin, would you like a pizza?
41:17I'll be right back
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