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00:00All right, everybody, great season of softball.
00:03I'm super proud of you guys.
00:04And I think you're going to like this little highlight reel that I put together.
00:09Dr. Ben Blatt!
00:11Andy Bernard presents Summer Softball Epic Fails!
00:16Fail.
00:18Fail.
00:19That's me.
00:20Fail.
00:21Is this like a blooper reel?
00:22A blooper reel?
00:23What is this, 2005?
00:25It looked like Bob Saget.
00:27Fail!
00:29Who's this guy?
00:31Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
00:33Look at him dance.
00:34Fail.
00:35Fail.
00:36I deserve that.
00:37Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
00:40That was a triple.
00:41Can't take the fail?
00:43Get out of the fail video.
00:44My pleasure.
00:45Hey, I'm Pete.
00:47Puberty is such a drag, man.
00:50And I'm Clark.
00:51I like to eat toilet paper.
00:53We fail.
00:55Je voudrais prendre un moment à vous remercier Jerry dans le warehouse, qui s'est passé à l'année dernière.
01:05Alors, c'est tout, folks. Ski-y'a-later, tout le monde !
01:10Merci pour une bonne journée !
01:12C'est quoi ça ? C'était juste une vidéo avec vous making vulgar noises ?
01:16J'ai travaillé avec ce que j'avais, Oscar.
01:18J'ai travaillé avec ce que j'ai fait, ok ?
01:21C'est quoi que j'ai fait dans la vidéo ?
01:23Oh, ça n'a pas...
01:24Ça n'a pas fonctionné.
01:27Je pense que j'ai réussi à faire ça.
01:29C'est parti !
01:37C'est parti !
01:40C'est parti !
01:44C'est parti !
01:48Vous allez tous faire ça.
01:49C'est parti sur votre épique erreur de l'utilisation de la parole !
02:05Oh, God.
02:09What's going on ?
02:10Nothing, nothing is going on.
02:11Keep moving, please.
02:12What's the measuring ?
02:14Excuse me, I am the landlord.
02:15This is between me and the management, no one else, please.
02:18It's an EMF hotspot.
02:19Oh, my God.
02:21It stands for electromagnetic field,
02:23generally caused by a concentration of wiring in one area,
02:26especially if poorly insulated.
02:29Dwight.
02:30Um...
02:31Okay, I'm just walking into this.
02:33You might understand there's a beehive in the wall.
02:36You think I have a machine for measuring beehives ?
02:39I was just asking a question, Toby.
02:40How are you not murdered every hour ?
02:42Well, I'm not getting paid to work in a microwave oven.
02:45Okay, listen.
02:47Everything here is up to code.
02:49Oh, the wires need insulation.
02:51It's a wire, people.
02:53I'm not buying it a fur coat.
03:00Thank you.
03:00You got it.
03:01Last week, I finally told Pam about the other job I took in Philly.
03:06The side job.
03:06And she was so incredibly cool about it.
03:10And now I just want to do something huge for her.
03:14Like, if we were in some biker bar,
03:17and she mouthed off to some bikers,
03:18and they came lumbering over,
03:20and I was like, wham!
03:21Gotta go through me first.
03:32Andy, could I have a word, please?
03:34Um, it won't take a moment.
03:35It's extremely important, and it really has to happen now.
03:39Fine, I will give you one minute.
03:41Oh, please don't use the hourglass.
03:42You have one minute, and your minute has begun,
03:45and no time will be added at the end,
03:47even to accommodate this sentence
03:49with all of its baroque-dependent clauses
03:52and cascading turns of phrase.
03:56I'm trying to adopt a baby.
03:58A baby what?
03:59A human?
04:01And the agency require a character reference to my employer.
04:05Oh.
04:06You wouldn't have to do anything.
04:07I would write the letter myself.
04:09You'd just simply sign it, so...
04:11Oh, okay.
04:11and fall right into your plagiarism entrapment scheme?
04:16I don't think so.
04:17It's not...
04:18And I happen to notice you're down to about 30 seconds here.
04:21Oh, if I could just convince you that you...
04:22And those sand grains are tumbling with fury
04:25down the steep sides of the hourglass.
04:26It's not entrapment if I'm writing...
04:28Time's up!
04:29Fine.
04:31Sure, I'll read her letter,
04:33and if she tells the truth about how evil
04:35and unfit to be a mother she is,
04:37then yeah, I'll sign that.
04:40Statistical correlations exist between EMF radiation
04:43and various health hazards,
04:45but mainstream studies are inconclusive.
04:49That means you can't make me do squat.
04:51You better fix this.
04:52I already ditched my uterus,
04:54and I ain't losing any more good parts.
04:56You people don't realize what you're asking.
04:57I'd have to rip open the walls.
04:59We'd have to shut this place down for a week.
05:03Week off. That'd be great.
05:16Hey, if you don't want to teach me PowerPoint, just say so.
05:18I don't want to teach you PowerPoint.
05:20Come on. Just show me the PowerPoint.
05:22Just do the tutorial.
05:23You're the tutorial.
05:24No, dude, I'm not. I'm not the tutorial.
05:27You could be.
05:28Mm-mm.
05:31What are you doing?
05:32Getting my wife a week off from work.
05:34You popped one kernel.
05:36Awesome, right?
05:40So Creed is that dude's stepdad?
05:43Correct.
05:46Well, I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm just going to say it.
05:49I'm nervous.
05:50I have no idea what health problems this is all going to cause.
05:54What?
05:55No, I'm getting older.
05:56I'm sorry.
05:57I'm losing my hair.
05:57I'm not throwing a third arm.
05:58I know what Jim is trying to do.
06:00He's trying to get Big Bad Dwight to shell out for a huge repair job,
06:03while Lucky Jimbo gets a paid vacation.
06:05Well, sorry, Lucky Jimbo.
06:07I can live very happily in a magnetic field.
06:09Most of my childhood heroes got their powers that way.
06:13Side effects of EMF include headaches?
06:16Had them all my life.
06:17Breast pain?
06:18No knobbies, no probbies.
06:20Nice try, Jim.
06:21Oof.
06:22Infertility.
06:25Yeah, right.
06:34Ah!
06:35There's my popcorn.
06:36Can you just grab that for me?
06:37Keep your snacks on your side, Jim, idiot.
06:41What the?
06:42What?
06:45Some of these kernels have crowned.
06:46That's impossible, because that's a brand-new bag.
06:51Oh, my God.
06:56Andy!
07:01I'm gonna drive you up to the lake, give you a whole week on the water.
07:04Just you, me, and the kids.
07:06Oh, can we stop by that pie stand on the way?
07:08Do you mean Laverne's Pies Tires Fixed Also?
07:10Yes.
07:11We will be doing that, and we'll be getting a dozen.
07:13A dozen different pies?
07:14Because that means rhubarb.
07:15Why would you say that?
07:16I meant four apple, four blueberry, two cherry, one peach, one chocolate.
07:20I thought that was implied.
07:20Yeah, okay.
07:21Ladies and gentlemen, I have heard your complaints, and we reached a settlement.
07:27So, we will be leaving the office for one whole week.
07:30Nice job.
07:32In my contract, it is stipulated that I provide a temporary workspace.
07:36It will arrive in one hour.
07:38What?
07:39What's this?
07:40Uh-oh.
07:41What?
07:41Bring it in.
07:42Roll into the future with work bus.
07:45Say goodbye to wasteful buildings.
07:48These days, a mobile office isn't just for hotshot politicians.
07:51Now anyone can rent a work bus.
07:53If you've got a parking lot, a workspace is just a phone call away.
07:57In this age of belt tightening and less empowered workers, a work bus is how tomorrow gets things done.
08:06They're a hundred peg.
08:08They're a hundred peg.
08:08No, no, no.
08:09Six after eight.
08:10Shhh.
08:10Shhh.
08:11Shhh.
08:11Shhh.
08:12Shhh.
08:12Yes.
08:13Oh!
08:14Oh my God!
08:16Oh.
08:16Sorry.
08:17Lose weight.
08:19I'm trying.
08:20Sorry.
08:24Oh.
08:24The Pennsylvania Department of Public Welfare pre-adoption standard.
08:28Oh, of course.
08:29You were adopted.
08:31I wish.
08:33No, I, um, I made some short lists.
08:35I had a couple sleepovers, but I never managed to get in the end zone.
08:39I don't know what it was.
08:42Not lovable, maybe.
08:44Oh, well.
08:45Listen, I'm really struggling with this form, but as you know the system, do you think maybe
08:48you could...
08:49Absolutely.
08:50I know exactly what they want to hear.
08:52I would, I would love to help.
08:53Oh, thank you so much.
08:56Just don't tell Andy, because...
08:58He hates me, thinks I'm a monster, should go back to Loch Ness.
09:04Stretch around.
09:06How many times do you need to take a stroll?
09:09I...
09:09My legs cramp up, okay?
09:11It's a circulation issue.
09:12Boy, I will hammer spank your rear.
09:14All right, all right, gang.
09:15Let's just settle down.
09:16You're yelling in her face.
09:17It's a medical thing.
09:19Just...
09:19We good?
09:20I'm good.
09:21I...
09:22I'm so sorry for all of this.
09:25It's okay.
09:27You know what they say.
09:28A change is as good as a rest.
09:30I...
09:31I need to get to the paper, please.
09:32Sorry.
09:33Oh, God!
09:34Oh!
09:35Oh, my God!
09:36Okay.
09:36All right, I'll get you a napkin.
09:37Someone get napkins, please!
09:38You know what?
09:39It's fine.
09:39It's fine.
09:40Let me just...
09:41It's fine.
09:42Damn, I'm really sorry.
09:42I just...
09:45I'm...
09:45I'm really sorry about all that.
09:51Really?
09:52Smirking?
09:53What can I say?
09:54I love justice.
09:55You've rips with beverage.
09:56Hey, Dwight.
09:57I was trying to do something nice for Pam.
09:58Can you just help me out?
10:00Can we maybe take this thing somewhere?
10:03Or do something to not make this the worst day ever?
10:05It's not my responsibility to solve your marriage problems
10:08by spending my money on gas.
10:13Andy!
10:15Yo, tootsies.
10:16You're the boss.
10:17Don't you think we'd all be a lot more productive
10:18if while we were doing work
10:19we looked up and saw
10:20the best rural pie stand in Pennsylvania?
10:23Oh, I know I'd be more productive.
10:25As would I.
10:26No question.
10:27No, no.
10:28This is a work bus.
10:29The wheels are for transporting the workspace
10:32to and from the work site.
10:33What are you talking about?
10:35You're not the boss.
10:36Andy is.
10:36Andy?
10:38Pies!
10:38Pies!
10:39Pies!
10:41Pies!
10:41Pies!
10:42Pies!
10:42Pies!
10:42All right!
10:43The fat people have spoken.
10:46Dwight, get this bus moving.
10:48Yeah!
10:51Next up, Laverne's pies, tires fixed also.
10:55Oh, yes!
10:56Woo!
10:57Yeah!
10:58Yeah!
10:59Woo!
11:00So it looks like this work bus was a pretty good idea after all, huh?
11:04Get your foot behind the yellow line.
11:07You got it.
11:09Yeah!
11:10Yeah!
11:11Woo!
11:21Stop.
11:22Come back.
11:22Too late.
11:24Shabuya Roll Call.
11:26Shabuya Roll Call.
11:27Shabuya Ya Ya Shabuya Roll Call.
11:29My name is Pam.
11:30Yeah!
11:30I like to paint.
11:32Yeah!
11:32You think you're better?
11:33Yeah!
11:34Oh no, you ain't!
11:35Roll Call!
11:36Shabuya Ya Ya Shabuya Roll Call.
11:39Shabuya Ya Ya!
11:41They call me Kevin.
11:42Yeah!
11:43Cause that's my name.
11:44Roll Call!
11:45Shabuya Ya Ya Shabuya Roll Call.
11:48Shabuya Ya Ya Shabuya Roll Call.
12:00Thanks.
12:01Playing a little hooky from work today.
12:06Oh my god.
12:09Thunder Mifflin Road Trip 2012!
12:13Okay, now a serious one.
12:16Hey, where's Dwight?
12:17He should be a part of this.
12:21Has he been acting kinda weird to you lately?
12:23If by lately you mean for the last 12 years, yeah.
12:25No, I mean he's sulking.
12:27That's not like him.
12:28He's just mad that we're all having fun.
12:29Then why isn't he scheming?
12:31Or preparing to avenge?
12:34He's fine.
12:35He's indestructible.
12:38Always say that a child is placed for adoption,
12:41never surrendered.
12:43We're not hostages.
12:45We're gonna have considered kidnapping one.
12:48I would never see that.
12:52I am so excited thinking about this child you're going to adopt.
12:56I wish I could just wave a magic wand and make you a parentless five year old again.
13:00I would snap you up.
13:05Next stop, Pies!
13:07Next stop, Pies!
13:08Next stop, Pies!
13:10Next stop, Pies!
13:11Let's go, driver!
13:14Laverne packs up the pie wagon at five, so...
13:17At five?
13:18That's only 20 minutes from now.
13:20The pie shop is 13 miles away.
13:23So at 55 miles an hour, that just gives us five minutes to spare.
13:27So wait, when pies are involved, you can suddenly do math in your head?
13:32Hold on, Kevin.
13:33How much is 19,154 pies divided by 61 pies?
13:40314 pies!
13:43What if it were salads?
13:45Well, it's the...
13:48Carry the four...
13:51It doesn't work.
13:53I'm sorry to spoil Jim's fantastic voyage, everyone, but we're almost out of gas.
13:57Okay, well, I saw a station about a mile back, so...
14:00That name brand place? Don't forget about it. Sorry, the tanks are so big on this thing.
14:04Five cents a gallon extra? It really adds up.
14:07Are you kidding me?
14:08Dwight, come on.
14:10Hey, honey, I don't think we should push him.
14:11Oh, no, I'm gonna push him.
14:12You know why?
14:13Because you're getting a pie.
14:15Why?
14:15Because you deserve it.
14:16And what is he doing?
14:17He's trying to drive us all around the countryside looking for gas because he knows we won't get there.
14:21Is that what we want?
14:22No!
14:23Stop ordering me around, Jim!
14:25What do we want?
14:27Pies!
14:27When do we want it?
14:28Pies!
14:29Okay, fine.
14:33You win, Jim.
14:35You win.
14:35We have been battling for a long time.
14:37But you know what?
14:37You win.
14:38Because you are the winner.
14:39You are the alpha male.
14:40There you go.
14:41Alpha male, go buy your wife a pie.
14:43Go buy the whole world a pie.
14:44That's impossible.
14:47Dwight!
14:48Dwight!
14:49What the hell?
14:50Dwight!
14:51Dwight!
14:52Dwight!
14:53What?
14:54Well, now I don't even feel like pie.
14:58Wait.
15:00No, it's back.
15:03Oh, just drive away.
15:06Phyllis, that's not safe.
15:07Guys, we only have 18 minutes left.
15:09At 61 miles an hour, we're just gonna barely make it.
15:13Go up and check on him.
15:14He's upset.
15:15You know he's doing all this on purpose.
15:16Please, just make sure he's okay.
15:20Hurry it up for God's sake.
15:21They're gonna be out of banana cream.
15:23Banana cream's the first to go.
15:24We'll be looking to get pumpkin at this point.
15:26What?
15:29Dwight?
15:30Why are you such a jerk?
15:32I'm trying to do something for my wife,
15:34and you keep deranding...
15:35I'm barren, Jim.
15:37What?
15:38My trouser hives are void of honey.
15:40I had congress with Angela, and the child that she bore
15:43did not issue from my loins.
15:45Thought I would be a father, and instead I am a eunuch.
15:50Neutered by my own building.
15:53Is this about the popcorn?
15:54Or the eggs on the ceiling?
15:56Dwight, that was a prank.
15:59You mean you flooded my building with dangerous electromagnetic radiation as a prank?
16:03No.
16:04That's genius.
16:05That's the best prank you've ever done.
16:06I'll take it.
16:11Andy?
16:12Who is it?
16:14Um, is this a good time?
16:15Yeah.
16:16Perfect time.
16:17Right in the middle of a rooftop crisis.
16:19Fine.
16:20Yeah.
16:20Let me read it.
16:21What do we have here?
16:22Okay.
16:26You've made this very easy for me.
16:28It's unsignable.
16:30Oh.
16:32What?
16:32Is there something...
16:33It's inaccurate, dishonest, and, in a word, dongwater.
16:37Oh, well.
16:38Perhaps I could reword some of it.
16:40Here's the thing.
16:40You asked me to do you a favor.
16:42I did it.
16:42I read it.
16:43Thank you very much to me for my time.
16:47Good luck with your impossible dream.
16:51All right, then.
17:03Dwight, sometimes it takes couples years to get pregnant.
17:05Really?
17:06How long did it take you and Pam to conceive?
17:08That doesn't matter.
17:09What position did you use to conceive?
17:11Okay.
17:11Regular or lady on her back?
17:12You used lady on her back, didn't you, freak?
17:14Yuck.
17:15Gross.
17:15Never mind, Jim.
17:27British women famously over-emotional.
17:29Am I right?
17:31I don't think that's Nelly.
17:33What?
17:35Oh.
17:36Oh, no, no.
17:37Look, it's all right, really.
17:39It isn't your fault.
17:41No, no, look, it's...
17:43You were so kind.
17:45And it isn't anything to do with you.
17:48Did you ever think that because you own the building,
17:51everyone in it,
17:53we're all kind of like your children?
17:55You know, there's a phrase about that in German.
17:58Building Kinder.
17:59Used almost exclusively by childless landlords to console themselves.
18:03But now, I really understand it.
18:06Well, now you have a bus full of real...
18:10Building Kinder.
18:12Building Kinder.
18:12Okay.
18:13And they're all dangerously close to not getting pie.
18:17And there's only one guy who can save them.
18:19It's not me.
18:21I agree.
18:22Oh!
18:24Hey, how'd it go?
18:26It's pretty good, actually.
18:27Yeah.
18:27We bonded.
18:29Whoa, whoa, whoa!
18:30That's what happens when you don't get out of the way!
18:33Out of the way!
18:37You feel okay now?
18:38Oh, better than okay.
18:39And you know what, honey?
18:40I'm gonna get you that rhubarb pie.
18:42Well, actually, rhubarb is the one pie that I...
18:45Don't...
18:45Everybody!
18:46Hang on!
18:58High!
18:59High!
19:00High!
19:01High!
19:02High!
19:02High!
19:03High!
19:04High!
19:04High!
19:05High!
19:05High!
19:05High!
19:06High!
19:12Oh!
19:13Oh, oh.
19:15J'ai changé ma minde.
19:16Oh, tu l'as changé?
19:18Oui.
19:19Non comme si, évidemment.
19:21J'ai fait quelques changes, j'ai ajouté quelques sentences à l'encontre.
19:26Trust me, j'ai besoin de ça.
19:29Mais, oui.
19:30C'est bon.
19:38Elle est difficile dans le business, mais tente avec les gens qu'elle cares.
19:40Elle va faire une belle mère pour toute une fille qui peut avoir l'air d'accent.
19:50Je t'insulte vous, Oscar.
19:53Quoi ?
19:54Je t'insulte vous, à votre face.
19:58Je ne sais pas ce que vous parlez.
20:00Alors, pourquoi ne vous faites quelque chose à ce que vous dites ?
20:03Kevin, vous essayez de me faire de vous en face avec ma pie ?
20:06Vous n'avez pas le courage, vous dure.
20:10Je t'insulte.
20:21Je t'insulte.
20:27C'est parti.
20:28C'est parti.
20:31Sous-titrage STAIR
20:41My name is Andy. Yeah. I don't do drugs. Yeah. Now check the style. Yeah. Oh, flat and scruggs. Yeah.
21:04Roll call. Roll call.
21:06Roll call. What?
21:36Roll call.
21:38Roll call.
21:40Roll call.
21:42Roll call.
21:45Roll call.
21:47Roll call.
21:47Roll call.
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