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00:01Tonight on The Duke, Boss' Big Daddy comes to hazard.
00:04And so does Big Trouble.
00:05Big Daddy.
00:07Don't forget behind your ears.
00:08Free money!
00:10I'm a pirate!
00:17I'll navigate this.
00:18Help!
00:23Get away, goat.
00:25I think you snapped.
00:27Yee-haw!
00:34Just a good old boy
00:38Never meaning no harm
00:42Beats all you've never saw
00:44Been in trouble with the law
00:45Since the day they was born
00:49Straightening the curves
00:52Flattening the hills
00:56Someday the mountain might get them
00:58But the law never will
01:01Making their way
01:04The only way they know how
01:08That's just a little bit more
01:11Than the law will allow
01:14Just a good old boy
01:15Just a good old boy
01:17Wouldn't change if they could
01:21Fighting the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood
01:26Wee-haw!
01:31As a county, most folks do all the grocery shopping once a week at Rue Bottom's General Store
01:36And being sure to solve coffee and flour
01:39Well, that's what the Duke boys are heading out to do right now
01:42Vance, you know Cletus needed to wait for us up around the bend, don't you?
01:45Yep!
01:45And you know something, Coy?
01:46Them boys deserve better from us
01:48What do you say this time instead of going around and we go...
01:52Over them?
01:52I think they'd appreciate it
01:54Give them somebody to look up to
02:02Should not
02:03Should not
02:04Should not
02:04Neither done it, Cletus
02:05Now, this is wrong
02:06Sitting in this speed trap
02:07Waiting for somebody to come along
02:08To fall into it
02:09That's entrapment
02:10It's not entrapment
02:11If you've got a good reason for being here
02:12Which we have
02:13What is it?
02:14Well, this is as good a place as any
02:15To keep your fingers flexed
02:16So you'll be in good shape
02:17For writing speed tickets
02:19Shut up
02:21Here goes somebody
02:25Yee-haw!
02:27Yee-haw!
02:32Yee-haw!
02:33Happy landing!
02:34Woo!
02:36The Duke boys!
02:37He acted surprised!
02:40Didn't he?
02:49Sorry fellas, but I'm gonna have to ask y'all to pull over
02:51Sorry fellas, but I'm gonna have to ask y'all to pull over
02:52What, Enos?
02:53We're doing more than 50 miles an hour
02:55Yeah, but what we wanna see is your flying license
02:57Ha-ha!
02:58You tell them, Enos
02:59What for?
03:00I just told them
03:12Coming up on the hazard pond
03:14Hope y'all didn't get to bring your vending suits
03:22Ha-ha-ha!
03:23You boys are losing your touch
03:25We didn't go in the pond this time
03:26Ha-ha-ha!
03:27Ha-ha-ha!
03:27Ha-ha-ha!
03:27That's right, we didn't
03:28Ha-ha-ha!
03:29That's right, we didn't
03:29We didn't catch him either, Cletus
03:33Over at boss's house
03:34It was business as usual
03:37I'll give you $2,200
03:40And I get to keep this here watch as a simp
03:43Oh, now boss, you said you'd negotiate with me in good faith
03:46Well, so did you
03:47Yeah
03:47Yeah, and on the other hand
03:49Listen
03:51Take a look at this thing
03:52This here's an APB teletype
03:55That's come in yesterday
03:56On the license plate of your pickup
03:58Well, it seems that you were seen
04:01Leaving the scene of the crime
04:02Yeah, I see
04:03And that's a no-no
04:04Yeah, it sure is a no-no
04:05On account of it doesn't leave you much
04:08To negotiate with, does it?
04:09How about $3,500?
04:11$2,200
04:12And that's my final offer
04:15But I'll tell you what I'll do
04:16I'll also throw in
04:18A clean, brand new license plate for your pickup
04:21So you can skedaddle out of here sculpt-free
04:24Alright boss, you win
04:25When do I get the clean plate?
04:26Well, first
04:27You go get that hot plate off your pickup, see?
04:29And you give it to the sheriff
04:31Then you get yourself out to my warehouse
04:33With all that merchandise
04:34And the sheriff will get out with a clean plate to your personal
04:37You like that?
04:38Yeah
04:38Alright then, pick up here
04:40Oh, you bet
04:40Well go on, get your hot plate
04:42Yeah, get it ready
04:43There you go
04:46Use the back door, please
04:48Yeah, use the back door
04:51Listen boys, listen
04:53Where in the heck am I gonna get a new license plate?
04:56You know down at the motor vehicle department
04:58That takes at least 30 days there
04:59Yeah, well this won't take you 30 minutes
05:02I had this idea in my head
05:04Ever since that APB come in
05:07The plate you're gonna get
05:09Is already on another car
05:11Already on another car?
05:14Which car?
05:15I'll give you a clue
05:15Little one
05:16It's an orange car with a Confederate flag on the top
05:18And an old one on the door
05:20Boy, that's tough
05:22The General Lee, I got it
05:24Oh, how did you ever get that?
05:26Oh see, the old one on the door gave you a wave
05:28I don't care what gave me a wave
05:29Now listen here
05:30What I want you to do is
05:32You go out to Jenkins there
05:34And get that hot plate
05:35And then you scoot out with it
05:36To the Duke farm
05:37And switch it on the General, yeah?
05:38Right, and then
05:39We can have the Duke boys
05:40Arrested for robbery too
05:42Yeah, that's it
05:44Where's Uncle Jesse?
05:45He took off for Capital City
05:46To see Ned Baker
05:48For old Ned to see
05:49Sneaking up on the Dukes ain't easy
05:51Roscoe's been doing it for so long
05:53That he's kinda got the hang of it
05:55I bet he learned that
05:56When he was a rent-a-cop
05:57At that all-night pizza parlor
05:59On front of his row
06:13Looks like one of us left
06:15Our little surprise for Uncle Jesse
06:16And the General
06:17Well, it couldn't have been me
06:18All right, I'll get it this time, Vance
06:37Token of thanks from Mr. Ruebottom
06:38For Vance and me helping unload the produce truck
06:40Six pounds of turnip greens
07:04Now that's a mighty fancy car heading for Hazard
07:07And them wheels ain't ever been over the ground like this
07:10Who do you reckon's inside?
07:12Now, now, Ernie
07:14Slow down
07:15We don't wanna get no speeding ticket, do we?
07:17No, son
07:18Sure don't look like Hazard, folks
07:20I've seen that face somewhere before
07:22Must have been on an ad for stuffed shirts
07:26And listen, he's gonna deliver those golden duties
07:29When boss found out that that wanted license plate
07:32Was now on the General Lee
07:33Well, he was as happy as a rat trapped in a corn crib
07:36Cause he'd have to eat his way out
07:38No, I want you to get on the horn
07:39Mm-hmm
07:40And get to Cletus and Enos
07:41And tell them to bring in the Duke boys
07:43On a charge of armed robbery
07:45Armed robbery?
07:47Cool
07:47I love it, I love it
07:49Uh, Cletus, Enos
07:53Roscoe relayed boss's orders to Enos and Cletus
07:56Who took off to arrest the Duke boys
07:58Which is what they're supposed to do in the first place
08:04Cletus and Enos are on their way out to the Duke farm
08:06Yeah, and you're on your way to the unemployment office
08:09If you don't get this mongrel off my feet
08:10Oh, Flash, come on, darling
08:12Go play someplace
08:12Go play, darling
08:15What's this?
08:16That's a telegram
08:16Yeah, it's a telegram addressed to me
08:18Dodo, what are you doing with it?
08:20Well, Mrs. Tisdale gave it to me yesterday
08:22And I just forgot to give it to you
08:24What with me being so busy
08:26Roscoe
08:26This telegram's from my big daddy
08:29Your daddy?
08:31Yeah
08:31Oh
08:32He says
08:33He's passing through Hazard to visit me
08:36On his way round the world
08:37Hmm
08:38He'll be here today
08:39Today?
08:40At 12 noon
08:42Oh
08:42Now can y'all imagine boss hog having a daddy?
08:46Stretching yourself, don't it?
08:48Yep, that's big daddy hog
08:50Boss's papa
08:51I guess boss takes after his mama
08:57I mean, even when I was itty bitty
09:00You know that my mother and me
09:02Well, we didn't hardly ever see him never
09:04He was always so busy making other people's lives secure
09:07Oh, well
09:08You know, he must have been one heck of a good salesman
09:11Oh, he was the best
09:12Yeah, and then I heard tell
09:13He went into lots of other deals
09:15Oh, yeah
09:16Stock
09:17Oil
09:17Land
09:18And everything he touched turned to gold
09:20Oh, true hog
09:21Oh, yeah
09:22And he always said
09:23Huh
09:23That all of that would be mine
09:26Someday
09:26Yours
09:27If
09:28If
09:29If
09:30Here it comes
09:31If I turned out to be just like him
09:35Honest
09:36And lovable
09:37They'll just hit the fan
09:38Hmm
09:39It sure did
09:40No
09:41Roscoe, if my big daddy should ever find out
09:44That I ain't honest and lovable
09:45Just like him
09:46Uh huh
09:47He's gonna cut me right out of his will
09:49Uh, you mean your own daddy would do something like that?
09:52He sure would
09:52Oh
09:53Roscoe
09:54What?
09:54I just gotta find a way to make my daddy think
09:57That I'm honest and lovable like him
09:59Are you kidding?
10:00How you gonna make him think anything is impossible as that?
10:04I mean
10:04Boss, let's face it
10:05When you walk down the street people hiss and boo you
10:07You know
10:08They don't do it to your face, but they do do it to your back
10:10Well, that's it
10:11That's it
10:11That's it, Roscoe
10:12I mean, we just got enough time before he gets here
10:14What
10:15What I want you to do
10:16Now, Roscoe's orders was to threaten everybody in town to show their love and devotion
10:20To their benefactor
10:21Boss Hall
10:22I'm sure it is
10:23When his big daddy arrives
10:25Or else old boss is gonna foreclose on the whole county
10:27And then you get a big banner and put it right up in the center of town
10:30Big heart
10:31Everybody loves Boss Hall
10:32Oh
10:33Yeah, that's it
10:34Now go, get, get, get
10:41All right
10:42What'd you boys do now?
10:44We didn't do anything
10:44Uh-huh
10:45We never do anything
10:47All right, Coy and Vance
10:49Just get your hands up, dadgummit
10:51I hate saying this, fellas
10:52I'm gonna put y'all under arrest
10:53It's a suspicion of armed robbery
10:55Armed robbery?
10:57That's right
10:57We just had an APB over the CB for that license plate right there
11:01Hey, how'd that get on there?
11:03Wait a minute
11:04This isn't the General Lee's license plate
11:06Somebody put that there and you fellas know it, don't you?
11:09Oh, forget it, Daisy
11:09It's like shouting down a dry hole
11:11Looks like Coy and Mir set up tighter than a skin on a sausage
11:14I'm mighty sorry, fellas
11:15But we got our orders and y'all are under arrest
11:17I'm gonna Vance stand up
11:18Y'all hold your hands out, your wrists out like that, okay?
11:22Not like that, like that
11:24I'm sure once we bring you in
11:25We'll get all this mess straightened out
11:27Well, you get Coy, I'll get Vance
11:28Hey, hey, ow!
11:42My turn is dry, my turn is dry
11:44My turn is dry, my turn is dry
11:45My turn is dry
11:46Hey, hey, hey, hey
12:12He figured he'd want to frame us without a hot license plate besides boss.
12:16Nobody.
12:17Well, that narrows it down.
12:21Meanwhile, Boss Hog's daddy was getting closer and closer.
12:27Oh, I remember this road real well, Ernie.
12:30I used to drive it to church every Sunday with my boys.
12:33Really?
12:34Hmm.
12:34I sang in the choir.
12:35Did you know that?
12:36No, Big Daddy, I didn't.
12:39Mmm.
12:40Mmm.
12:41Mmm.
12:41At the same time, old Roscoe and Boss were rounding up what folks they could for the
12:45rehearsal of that spontaneous acclaim they had for Boss.
12:49Now, if you two would just step right on down here and grovel a little bit.
12:51That's it.
12:53Thank you, Mr. Hog.
12:54For my free daily loaf of bread.
12:56Oh, don't mention it.
12:57Oh, now that was very good.
12:58But I'm glad you didn't.
12:59Oh, yes.
13:00All right, now you can do your stuff.
13:03Bless you, Mr. Hog, for paying all my medical bills.
13:07Oh, that was nice.
13:08Now, if you'll just kiss his hand, that'll add a little touch.
13:11You kiss it, Roscoe.
13:12I just blessed him.
13:13Ain't that enough?
13:14Well, I just...
13:14Don't you dare.
13:15Sheriff, this is Hazard.
13:16Come in.
13:17You got your ears on?
13:18This is Deputy Strait talking.
13:19Uh, Enos, this is your top dog, Superior speaking.
13:23What's on your feeble little mind?
13:25Come back.
13:25Sheriff, we got the Duke boys by the tail.
13:27But we're having trouble hanging on.
13:30If we're going to bring him in, we need some help, sir.
13:33The Dukes, no.
13:33That's a big...
13:34Don't let him bring him in.
13:35They're the last people we want talking to Big Daddy when he's in town with them Dukes.
13:39Oh.
13:40You know that?
13:40I mean, they're not grovelers.
13:42Who knows what they blab.
13:43You mean to tell me you don't want Coy and Vance Duke in jail?
13:47Well, of course I do.
13:47Of course you do.
13:48One of them stupid cousins of theirs, Bo and Luke.
13:50Oh.
13:51But listen, later, you know, after Big Daddy leaves town.
13:54Oh.
13:55So you just get on this thing and tell Cletus and Enos to cease and desist on them Duke boys.
13:58I got that.
13:59Uh, uh, Cletus, Enos, uh, this is the Superior Officer Roscopy Coltrane speaking again.
14:04Uh, listen, that's a big cease and desist on the pursuit of the Duke boys.
14:08Did you get that?
14:09That's a cease and desist.
14:11Yes, I'm gone.
14:12I'm hearing it, but I don't believe it.
14:20I wonder what that's all about.
14:22That makes two of us come.
14:23Coy, look out.
14:24Too late now.
14:25Hang on.
14:27I don't know what Coy's got planned, but it sure don't look good.
14:53Nice driving, partner.
14:56I wonder why Roscoe called off Cletus and Enos.
14:59Boss told him to, I reckon.
15:00My boss had us framed real good with those license plates on the general.
15:04Why let us go?
15:05Maybe they're beginning to cut to my charming personality.
15:08Oh, yeah.
15:09Maybe he's just taking pity on the feeble-minded.
15:12Whatever.
15:12Let's get back to the farm.
15:14Ain't nobody gonna stop us now.
15:15Oh, yeah.
15:17Oh.
15:19Yeah, what?
15:20What's it with you?
15:21Ain't I nervous enough to shake them all over like a leaf?
15:23Don't be nervous.
15:24Be like me, you know.
15:25Well, listen.
15:25Listen, I'll take care of you.
15:26I'll hold you up, little bad buddy.
15:28Could you?
15:28I just wish I had more than two hands, you know.
15:33Here he comes.
15:34Oh, yeah.
15:35That's gotta be him.
15:37Ain't nobody else but...
15:38Who?
15:40Big Daddy.
15:45Okay.
15:46Let's begin.
15:48Thanks.
15:57Jefferson, my son.
15:59Big Daddy.
16:01My Daddy.
16:03Turn him over.
16:06When was the last time you had a manicure?
16:08Hmm?
16:08And the next time you washed them with soap?
16:10Yes, sir.
16:10And behind your ears, too?
16:11Oh, yes, sir.
16:12Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my.
16:14You haven't changed one little bit, have you, Big Daddy, sir?
16:18My, my, my.
16:19You sure have.
16:20Looks like you have a mite of trouble pushing away from the dining room table.
16:23Oh, yeah.
16:24Well, I do have an itty bitty bit of trouble doing that, Big Daddy, sir.
16:29You see, there's a lot of him, but we love him.
16:31You know, son, I see the name J.D. Hogg on a lot of businesses around here.
16:36You must be doing all right, hmm?
16:37Oh, so I am, Big Daddy.
16:40Yeah, he's loaded.
16:41As you can plainly see, I am an outstanding citizen around here.
16:46Just like you was in your day.
16:49You might call him the pillow of the community.
16:52Yeah, I am the pillow of this community.
16:54He's that, too.
16:56Somebody whom you can be proud of.
16:59Yes, Jefferson.
17:00I am proud.
17:01I am very proud.
17:02Roscoe, you hear that?
17:04My Big Daddy is proud of me.
17:06He's very proud of me.
17:08Son, son, why don't you show me some more of your financial dealings?
17:12Oh, yeah.
17:12Yeah, I am very, very proud.
17:14Oh, right.
17:15Well, right over there.
17:16See how that looks going?
17:25Why don't you just take it off?
17:27Well, I figure a plate nobody can read is better than no plate at all.
17:30Any dentist will tell you that.
17:33Hey.
17:39Morning.
17:41What can I do you for?
17:43I could use the fill-up and look under the hood.
17:45If it's all right with you, I'd like to leave it a bit.
17:47I got business to tend to.
17:49You got it.
17:50And what I do is, of course, I have a...
17:52Matter of fact, I see the man I got business with now.
17:56Yeah.
17:56Yeehawg, huh?
17:58Good luck.
18:22Well, Cooter told the boys about spotting their license plate on that fella's pickup.
18:26I wondered how that happened.
18:28Well, that's something we'd like to know ourselves.
18:29Stall him, partner.
18:30We're on our way.
18:38Meanwhile, the last man Boss wanted to see right now, his partner in crime, was coming
18:43his way.
18:44Excuse me, big daddy.
18:49Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, Mr. Jenkins, how are you?
18:53And how's all your family, too?
18:57I'll give you money later.
18:58Get the heck out of here.
18:59Now, look, boss, we made a deal on them watches.
19:02I want the rest of my money now, like you promised.
19:05Don't tell me you went and pawned your watches.
19:07Oh, my, no need to, my boy.
19:10Why didn't you tell me you needed another tractor for your farm?
19:14Boss, you gone bananas.
19:15Oh, absolutely.
19:17Go get yourself all the bananas you want.
19:20Say, here's, oh, $2,200, and you pay me back whenever you want.
19:27Now get it.
19:30All right, here's $500 more if you get fast.
19:34Okay, boss, it's the way you want it.
19:36Thanks a lot.
19:37Yeah, bye.
19:39He's generous to a fault, huh?
19:41Oh, Jefferson, that was a lovely gesture.
19:44Imagine giving all that money to the needy.
19:47My, my, my.
19:48That surprised me, too.
19:49Well, thank you, big daddy.
19:51Cast your bread upon the water.
19:57Well, looky who's here.
19:59No names.
20:01How you been?
20:02Never better.
20:03I didn't know you was working this territory.
20:05I ain't.
20:06We were just passing through.
20:08Now, I ain't of a suspicious nature,
20:10but things are smelling a little downwind from the pig pen.
20:13Good to see you.
20:14Yeah, take care.
20:15Here?
20:16You, too.
20:18The boys were cooking pedal to metal.
20:21Firewalling all the way to town.
20:23It's gonna nail that old boy with that country Cadillac
20:25before he split with a license plate.
20:30Is it all set?
20:31Yes, it is all set.
20:32The old is fine.
20:33It's gonna run you $9 on the gates.
20:36Here's 10.
20:38I'm gonna have to run inside and get some chains.
20:41Never mind, keep it.
20:42I'm in a hurry.
20:42Just take me a second, really.
20:44I gotta go.
20:52Hazard loves J.D. Hall.
20:55Well, ain't nobody loves J.D. Hall.
20:57Except maybe Lulu.
20:58What even tarnation is going on?
21:03Well, looky there.
21:05There's J.D.'s daddies.
21:07Heh!
21:08There's daddies in town.
21:10Uncle Jesse!
21:14What is it, Cooter?
21:15Uncle Jesse, it's a red and yellow pickup.
21:17Cooter told Jesse about seeing the general's license plate
21:20on that fella's pickup.
21:21And old Jesse got on a CB as quick as he could
21:24with old Coy and Vance.
21:26Shepard to lost sheep.
21:27Shepard to lost sheep.
21:28Shepard to lost sheep.
21:29Vance told Jesse about Cletus and Enos arresting them for rotting.
21:33And then old boss mysteriously calling them home.
21:36Well, there ain't no mystery about that.
21:39J.D.'s daddy's in town.
21:41And he don't want no trouble with us Dukes.
21:44Well, bless his daddy for making life easy on us.
21:47Hey, don't celebrate.
21:48The minute his daddy's gone, boss is gonna be back down on us.
21:51Unless we find that dude with our license plates.
21:53Well, oh.
21:56Crazy Cooter, y'all.
21:57That's a red and yellow long bed pickup.
22:00One dude in it.
22:01He was headed north on Highway 142.
22:04Thanks, Cooter.
22:05We'll handle all the roads heading north.
22:06And I'll call Daisy.
22:07Vance reached Daisy and gave her directions on where she was to go.
22:11And since he didn't send her to me.
22:13Well, the chase was on.
22:17The boss, meanwhile, was giving out free money to Hazard's needy and poor people.
22:22Just to show Big Daddy that his heart was nearly as big as the rest of him.
22:27Sir, I can't tell you how thrilled and proud I am to see one of my own flesh and blood
22:32continuing the good Samaritan work that I always practiced and believed in.
22:37Oh, thank you, Big Daddy, sir.
22:39I mean, I've thanked you so many times already, but thank you again.
22:43Thank you, thank you.
22:45Free money!
22:47Roscoe!
22:48How dare you!
22:51How much would you guess my son is worth?
22:54Looks like quite a bundle.
22:55That's my guess, too.
22:56Seems kind of a shame I'm gonna have to do him out of some of it.
22:59But he's your son.
23:01You wouldn't con your own flesh and blood with one of our little schemes, would you?
23:04Oh, ain't he, ain't he?
23:06Blood may be thicker than water, but money is thicker than blood.
23:10You remember Savannah, 68?
23:11The old Savannah Peyton Jive.
23:13Yeah, the old Savannah Peyton Jive.
23:15Yeah, that's how we'll do it.
23:17You figure you'll take his back?
23:19Oh, no, I mean.
23:21Not that much from my son.
23:23All right, all right.
23:23Ain't you got no heart?
23:25All right, free money.
23:26There you are.
23:26Don't hesitate.
23:27There you are.
23:28The Dukes was closing in from all directions.
23:31At the same time.
23:33Up on each other simultaneously.
23:35And that didn't take long at all.
23:38It never does when you know all the shortcuts around hazard.
23:41That's... there he is.
23:52You spotted us.
23:53Ladies, we found him.
23:54He's headed in on Chestnut Road.
23:56Let's see if you can head him back in on 102, sir.
23:59You got it, cousin.
24:00I'll be right there.
24:02Uncle Jesse, what's your 20?
24:03Well, I'm over here on Canyon Spring.
24:06I can keep him from turning up here when he gets here if you want me to.
24:10All right, that'll just about do it.
25:03Go, go, go, go.
25:04Hey, son.
25:05So happens, mister, that pickup of yours is wearing our license plate.
25:08And we're probably wearing yours.
25:10Yeah, you cost us a lot of trouble making that switch for Boss Hogg, fella.
25:13Oh, so that's it.
25:14Look, all I know is Boss Hogg promised me a clean plate now.
25:17Where he got it, I don't know.
25:19Well, you know now.
25:20Look, Boss had that hot plate put on your car, not me.
25:22Then you won't mind coming back in with us and repeating that in front of him, huh?
25:25Look, you just let me go and I'll tell you something that'll get us both even with Boss Hogg.
25:30We're listening.
25:30I once did time with his daddy's driver, a good con man by the name of Ernie Ashburn.
25:36Now, if he's driving for Boss Hogg's daddy, then he can't be much good neither.
25:40Deal?
25:41Interesting, but no deal.
25:42I got our plate right here, boys.
25:44We'll have it on in jail.
25:45Hey, cowboy!
25:52Boy, howdy.
25:54I'd never play cards with him.
26:03Boy, Chester, look out!
26:09Hey!
26:18You everybody okay?
26:19Yeah.
26:19Ain't no harm done.
26:20I'm all right.
26:21Can't say the same about the pickup.
26:29Well, at least the general's got his regular license plate back.
26:33And this way boss can't nail us no more on that fake robbery charge.
26:36Hey, do you think that fellow was telling the truth about Big Daddy's driver being a con man?
26:39I sure hope not. We've got enough problems with boss.
26:42Problems with boss? I've got a few choice words for that man about him trying to frame you boys.
26:47Me too.
26:48Come on, Daisy, drive me to town. Somebody get a hold of the cooter about the truck.
26:55The Duke CB'd ahead for Cooter to come and tow in the pickup and headed into town.
27:00Well, I must say, I am impressed. I really am, Jefferson.
27:03But how much money you carry around on your person. Like Big Daddy, like Santa. I like that.
27:08You mean you do too, just like I do? Oh, then it runs in the family, don't it, Big Daddy?
27:13Yeah, but it must be a bother to always have to walk over to the bank every day just to
27:18stock up on cash.
27:19Are you kidding? He doesn't walk any place he doesn't have to.
27:22You see, he keeps it all in that safe right there.
27:24Oh, yeah, that's right. That's right.
27:27Yeah, I keep a tidbit of money in my safe for an itty-bitty expensive.
27:34Did you ever hear such false modesty, tidbit, itty-bitty? Could you?
27:39I've seen at least, oh, $50,000 in that safe.
27:41Well, Roscoe, $50,000 is a tidbit to my Big Daddy.
27:47$50,000? Well, son, if it's safe enough for your tidbit of $50,000, then it's safe enough for my
27:53tidbit of money too.
27:54Here, I want you to take this money belt and put it in with your money right there in that
27:58safe till I leave town.
27:59Oh, yeah. Folks, y'all are now watching the Old Savannah Shuffle Bait and Jive.
28:04That's some horse collar, ain't it? How much is in there?
28:08Uh, $50,000. Just like you, son, my itty-bitty tidbit.
28:12Yeah, just like my Big Daddy. Oh, itty-bitty.
28:17Did you just turn around and stuff your ears?
28:19Well, I can't hear those itty-bitty clicks, no.
28:23All right, only hands up and no funny business.
28:27Listen here, now. I am the sheriff of Hazard County.
28:30Do it. Yeah, it's done.
28:31You too, Big Daddy.
28:33No, it's my Big Daddy.
28:34Okay, Tubby, put everything in the bag and the money belt too. Fast.
28:38All right, all right, everything in the bag and the money belt too. I'll do it. I'll do it.
28:42Just don't shoot. Daddy's my baby.
28:44Ernie, you can't do this to me in my flesh and blood.
28:48Now, I've been like a daddy to you too all these years.
28:50Yeah, well, I ain't your son.
28:52Well, I am. And you can't do this to me.
28:55Shut up and hand it over, Tubby.
28:57Yeah.
28:59See, uh, you say you've known him a long time?
29:02He had good references.
29:04I said shut up.
29:05Now, all of you, get real close and face each other.
29:13Face to face.
29:22Now, y'all do well to take notice right here that old Cletus has done parked his car closer than
29:27a Saturday night's shave to Big Daddy's limo.
29:29Well, I think it's gonna matter later.
29:33You can't do this to us.
29:34Get this out of here.
29:35Get scuffing my...
29:37Roscoe, can't you do something?
29:38Now, if you gentlemen will excuse me, it's been real nice doing business with you.
29:42Ernie, you can't do this to us.
29:44Come back. You can't do this.
29:45Come back.
29:45It's dishonest.
29:46Don't leave us here.
29:48Roscoe.
29:48Now, what are we gonna do?
29:49Well, don't you know?
29:50No, I don't know.
29:51All right, look, look, look.
29:52There's an open window.
29:53If we can hop over there, we can yell for help.
29:55Oh, good.
29:55But we gotta do it together, you know, as one man, one unison, all at the same time.
30:00And together.
30:00Can you manage that?
30:01Yeah, I can do it.
30:02All right.
30:02One, two, three, hop!
30:04Hop!
30:05Hop!
30:09You're looking at a chauffeur who's looking for some wheels.
30:13Bad.
30:23Hop!
30:23Hop!
30:24Hop!
30:25Hop!
30:26Help!
30:28You, back in the car.
30:30You're it and drive it.
30:30Now, hold it a minute.
30:31Move it.
30:31Or I start shooting.
30:33And you, get back there with them.
30:34Easy now.
30:35Move it.
30:36Easy now.
30:37Do what the man says.
30:39And nobody try and follow us.
30:41Do, and you'll find your friend all over the road.
30:45Take off!
30:46Oh, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
30:48Big baby, see that?
30:50There's Duke in the getaway car.
30:52I mean, the Duke boss must be in it with your chauffeur.
30:54How did that happen?
30:56I mean, that's a terrible thing to happen.
30:58Terrible.
30:59Remember what the man said.
31:00Don't let him see you, Daisy.
31:01Oh, Uncle Jesse, don't worry.
31:03He's gone far, and they're telling what he'd do to bounce.
31:05Let's go, Daisy.
31:09Oh, Pop.
31:11We got him.
31:12Mr. Ox, sir.
31:16Uh-huh.
31:17I saw that coming.
31:25Look, friend.
31:26Can't we talk?
31:27You know, you want to hit your ride someplace, just ask me.
31:29Shot and drive.
31:34Oh!
31:34Oh!
31:35Oh, right here.
31:35Oh, eat it!
31:36Eat it!
31:36Eat it!
31:37Eat it!
31:37Eat it!
31:38Come on!
31:38They're getting away!
31:39Dance, Duke!
31:41He's coming together!
31:41Boss debatized everybody in sight except Flash to find the General Lee.
31:46I'm your commanding officer!
31:49I'm your commanding officer!
31:51I'm your commanding officer!
31:54They'll blast!
31:55Just hush a minute.
31:55Now, listen.
31:56They've gone out one, one, one.
31:57Now, we'll go to North Junction and cut them off.
32:00Cut them off!
32:00Cut them off!
32:01All right, I'll navigate this.
32:06Eat it!
32:08Ooh!
32:13Ooh!
32:14Ooh!
32:14Ooh!
32:16Ooh!
32:18Ooh!
32:19Ooh!
32:21Yes!
32:22Grinch!
32:23I told you to cut them off!
32:24Not me!
32:25Yes!
32:25Oh!
32:27Yes!
32:28I'm sorry, Sheriff!
32:29Oh!
32:30You scuffed my vehicle!
32:32Go back in, Sheriff!
32:33You're getting wet!
32:44All clear.
32:45You know, it's real nice having my own chauffeur for a change.
32:49You're doing real good.
32:50Now, nobody had to tell Daisy what to do.
32:53She was ahead of the law and behind the General.
32:56Just hanging back easy.
32:58Keeping tabs.
32:59Don't you just love her?
33:02Okay, Clowboy.
33:03Pull it over right here.
33:07Get out.
33:08This is your last stop.
33:17Stealing cars ain't exactly my ordinary line of work.
33:20But in this case, I have to make an exception.
33:23Sorry, kid.
33:26Hey, you ain't stealing our car.
33:33Now, I know where he picked that up.
33:35I used to watch Tex Ritter do that every Saturday.
33:50Hey!
33:51Yeah!
33:53You all right?
33:54You okay, buddy?
33:54I guess so.
33:55You got the General.
33:56Well, let's go get the varmint.
33:58Ain't no way this Jeep can catch a General Daisy.
34:00Well, it's long gone anyway.
34:02And for what it's worth, we gotta report this to Roscoe.
34:05So let's go back to town and this time I'll drive.
34:07Honey, are you okay, really?
34:09Yeah.
34:12Oh, I can't wait to get a hold on, guys.
34:18I still can't figure out why Daddy Hong Chopin wants to wipe our car.
34:21Well, looks to me like he was running away from something and the General was the first car he saw.
34:26Hey!
34:27Hey!
34:27You're talking about wanting Roscoe.
34:28He's behind us, Uncle Jesse.
34:30Oh, he is.
34:32Roscoe, Roscoe, this is Jesse Duke.
34:34Listen, we was just on our way trying to find you.
34:37Listen, that chauffeur of Big Daddy's, he pulled a gun on us and stole the General lead.
34:43And Vance was in it.
34:45Listen, who do you think you're a kid, Jesse?
34:47Not me.
34:48Now, cause I saw Vance Duke drive that getaway vehicle after the robbery.
34:52Now, just pull it over.
34:54Robbery?
34:55What robbery?
34:56Listen, don't be innocent with me.
34:58Now, listen, I'm talking big bucks here.
35:00That's not nickels and dimes.
35:02It's $100,000 that they stole from Big Daddy and Boss Hall.
35:06Now, pull it over and I'll meet it.
35:08Well, now you know where that chauffeur fellow is running.
35:10We need time to think.
35:11Uncle Jesse, can you lose Roscoe in this thing?
35:13Can I lose it?
35:15Never ask an old Ridge Runner that question.
35:17Fasten your seat belt.
35:20Look at that old bro move that Jeep around.
35:24Don't you know he was something in a .44?
35:33Now, just about this time, Boss's Big Daddy was getting all set to leave.
35:37To meet up with his partner in the scam.
35:38Well, I sure hate to leave you, son.
35:40Yeah, yeah.
35:41At a time like this.
35:42I know.
35:43Now, let's keep it down to six or seven meals a day.
35:46I'll try.
35:46I want you to be a good boy.
35:47I will.
35:48I want you to wash behind your ears.
35:49I won't forget.
35:50And please try to remember how much I love you.
35:54I love you too, Big Daddy.
36:03Thank you for all you've done for me.
36:06Thank you, Big Daddy.
36:09Bye.
36:10Goodbye.
36:11Stop careful now.
36:13Bye.
36:15Bye.
36:20I'm so lucky.
36:22I got a nice daddy like this.
36:32Well, the first thing that Big Daddy did was to head straight out there to where he had arranged to
36:36meet up with Ernie.
36:37After skinning his little son, Boss.
37:06Hold on.
37:07I ain't lost my touch yet.
37:23Oh, boy.
37:25Bye.
37:28Goodemies.
37:30Thanks,uplens.
37:32Cut it.
37:36Oh, donné.
37:37Cut it.
37:42Can't this wreck our car.
37:48How To his heatlam out,
37:55now things was fixing to come to a head all at once old cooter was towing jesse's pickup back
38:01to his garage and he saw something that made him kind of suspicious which in hazard could be a lot
38:07of things
38:33you see generally alone with no dukes meant trouble unless they'd parked it and gone fishing
38:39and the season didn't open for another week breaker one might be crazy but i ain't dumb crazy
38:44cooter coming out to any of y'all dukes home to hazard net come on
38:56cooter told the dukes where he'd seen the jenna but more important about big daddy meeting up
39:00thanks cooter we're gone so the two of them in on together once a hog always a hog i guess
39:06i'll tell y'all i can't help but feel sorry for boss we all do honey well i guess somebody's
39:13got
39:14to tell jd and it might as well be me and right now boss was a swog in his grief
39:19by stuffing his
39:20belly when the call from jesse came in well well well jesse duke is it huh listen you tell me
39:27where are them boys of yours and all that money they helped steal from me and my big daddy jd
39:33my
39:33boys didn't steal no money from you nor from your daddy neither boss that's the truth now listen to
39:40me jd i hate to be the one to tell you this but well i gotta tell you that you've
39:47been took by your
39:47own flesh and blood mainly your own big daddy what what what what what are you calling my big daddy
39:55a
39:55crook listen jesse duke you watch what you're seeing or i'm gonna sue you for libel and slander
40:01one of you talked we're about to go after his limo right now boss so if you meet us out
40:05here we'll
40:06prove it to you i'm gonna come after you all right but it's to arrest you dukes for slandering my
40:13big
40:14daddy and for stealing all money you talk thanks don't mind what you think boss as long as you're
40:19coming out meet us out at 102 near the river crossroads and hurry because we're losing time
40:36although boss was speeding off to prove his daddy innocent he was having serious second thoughts
40:42with friends and neighbors the sun rises in the east rainwater is wet and jesse you don't lie
41:01and here comes a hazard fuzz two beats late but ever on the job
41:16there's boss
41:25boss what are you doing here come back them dukes just accused my big daddy of being a crook
41:31oh i want to hold a risk ready ready my boss tell me something's gonna miss
41:48someone's tell me the same thing hold on big daddy come on get going out of here fast
42:00faster early faster
42:03Come on, Rick Daddy.
42:28Hey, cuz, you think you can cut him off past Devil's Ridge?
42:30We'll see why not.
42:31Let's see what she can do.
42:33Yes, ma'am.
42:59Let's do it.
42:59Bees do it.
43:00Hang on, y'all.
43:01We're gonna do it, too.
43:08Let's go.
43:21Get it, Ernie.
43:22We got about as far as we can go.
43:24Just wait here.
43:24Fraser's right there, I see you.
43:26Oh, just, just, uh, I've got you, didn't I?
43:29Oh, hey, give him that.
43:30Here, just, oh.
43:31Oh, you, you gonna see?
43:35Well, well, well, and well.
43:38Big Daddy.
43:40You know, I'll bet you never was no hot shot
43:42insurance salesman, was you?
43:44And I'll just bet that you never did earn
43:47an honest dollar in your whole life.
43:50And then, you stooped so low
43:53as to swindle me, your own son,
43:56out of my hard-earned tears.
43:58Oh, son, I, I don't blame you for hating me.
44:03Hate you?
44:04Hate you?
44:06Oh, Big Daddy, I don't hate you.
44:08I love you.
44:11I love you.
44:12Oh, you showed me my hair and tears,
44:15my roots.
44:16Now I know where I come from.
44:19Hallelujah!
44:22If you get that many sneaky hogs in the bunch,
44:24somebody ought to build a pen around it.
44:27Oh, son, I love you, too.
44:30Here, here, here, you take this.
44:32It's yours.
44:33Oh, I know it is.
44:34Goodbye, son.
44:35Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
44:38Goodbye, son.
44:39I'll get them there.
44:40I'll get them right there.
44:42Boss, naturally, let Big Daddy off the hook,
44:45blood being thicker than water,
44:47kinfolks and all that there,
44:48roots kind of stuff, you know.
44:50Besides that,
44:51old boss got his money back.
44:52Right?
44:54Wrong.
44:55Wait a minute, quick.
44:57There's 5,000 missing here.
44:58Missing?
44:59Big Daddy, wait!
45:00Wait!
45:00Wait!
45:01Wait!
45:01Wait!
45:03Wouldn't you know?
45:09Big Daddy, this is J.D. Hogg,
45:10your son, calling you.
45:11Listen, you sure changed me 5,000 books.
45:15Do you hear?
45:16Do you hear what I'm saying?
45:17Yeah, I know that, son.
45:19But I got expenses that need taken care of, too.
45:22Don't forget to write, son.
45:24Ah!
45:24Ah!
45:25No!
45:27If that ain't just like my Big Daddy...
45:30Oh, you're sneaky to the core.
45:34You're laughing, I think you've snapped.
45:36You're only Daddy stealing from me, ain't you?
45:38Yeah, and I wouldn't have him any other way.
45:43Now, I don't know about y'all,
45:44but I'm keeping my eyes peeled,
45:47because boss stays in the hazard.
45:49But out there someplace,
45:51Big Daddy's running loose.
45:54Big Daddy's running loose.
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