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00:01Tonight, on the news, toy meets girl.
00:05Look out.
00:07I didn't think he'd go this far.
00:20Watch this.
00:26Bye, bye, bye, bye.
00:39Bye, bye, bye.
01:00Bye, bye, bye.
01:13Just a good old boy.
01:17Wouldn't change if they could.
01:21Fighting the system like a two modern-day Robin Hood.
01:30That ain't General Lee.
01:32That ain't even close.
01:34Now, that's an Apex rental truck.
01:37And Coy and Vance are in it,
01:38because they're doing a good turn hauling some very valuable antiques
01:41for some old friends of Uncle Jesse's who moved over to Loomis.
01:44Now, why anybody would believe Hazard for Loomis is beyond me,
01:48but some folks is peculiar than I know.
02:15Hey!
02:16What Coy and Vance didn't know
02:18was that they had a couple of runaways
02:19stowed away in the back of that truck.
02:21A teenage orphan named Bobby Lee
02:23and her dog named Max.
02:25Things are off to a pretty good start, eh?
02:27Hey!
02:28Hey!
02:29Go, Vance!
02:29Go, Vance!
02:30Help us out here!
02:43Nice driving.
02:56Feels all right?
02:57Oh, we're just fine.
02:58Well, it's you boys we're worried about.
03:00See, if you want to stay healthy,
03:02I just put my hands up there and move back on my son.
03:05We two sure ain't being very appreciative
03:07since we just saved your fool necks.
03:09Oh, our brakes is working real good.
03:11We just figured this would be a good way
03:12to get your Duke boys off the side of the road and stop.
03:15Seeing as how you're always helping people out and all.
03:17Well, if it's cash you want, we're so broke
03:19we couldn't buy hay for a nightmare.
03:20Oh, well, even if you had any cash,
03:23it'd be chicken feed compared to the valuables
03:25in that truck you boys was driving.
03:27That's what we come for.
03:28Oh, tie them up.
03:30Get them out!
03:31Ow!
03:45Oh, boys, try that again
03:48and I'll put this rope to a piece of both of you.
03:51Here, tie them up.
03:52You see, the boys just got back together, so they're a man out of sync.
04:02We're out of here now, Max.
04:04We're going to stay put and wait until we get our chance.
04:06Come on, get up. Get up. Get up.
04:09Get over there. Come on, get over there and sit down.
04:11Right here. Right here. Just sit right there.
04:13If you move, you won't ever move again.
04:15Come on. Let's get out.
04:21Now, it ain't like old Coy and Vance ain't got enough trouble
04:24with knocking each other down in the same fight.
04:27But old boss Hog has got something cooking for him now.
04:30You must have ice water in your chubby little days.
04:33You know, hijacking those Duke boys' heirlooms.
04:36And here you stand, just as cool as a cucumber,
04:39whipping up your batch of creeps a la Hog.
04:42They ain't called creeps, any creeps.
04:44What are they called?
04:45They are called creepies.
04:47Oh, creepies.
04:48Yeah.
04:49Besides, I got no reason to fret, no.
04:52Now that my associates are transferring title
04:55to them valuable heirlooms.
04:57And then them Duke boys are going to be out of my hair
04:59once and for all.
05:00Once and for all.
05:01Oh, I tell you, I love it. I love it.
05:02I'd just give anything to see Coy and Vance Duke's faces.
05:06Yeah.
05:08Well, you'll see their faces soon enough
05:10once we plant the proper evidence on them
05:12so we can send them up the river
05:14for hijacking their own rental truck.
05:16Oh!
05:17How do you figure them fellas knew our names
05:19and what we was hauling?
05:20Maybe we're just more proper than we figured.
05:22Or maybe somebody we know
05:24told them fellas what we was hauling.
05:26Well, that makes sense.
05:27Question is, who?
05:29What about Boss Hogs?
05:30He figured it'd be in something like this
05:32right over that double chin of his.
05:34Yeah, but how's he going to know
05:35what truck we rented and what we was hauling?
05:41Hey, Dave.
05:41How are you?
05:42Hey, one of you fellas need a lift?
05:44Oh, age four beauty, Vance.
05:46Don't tell Uncle Jesse what happened
05:47and don't forget to come back and get me.
05:49Well, it takes me a little time
05:51to get my wheelchair rolling,
05:52but I shall return.
06:13Get that stuff loaded out of there.
06:20Now, what in the world?
06:24Where'd she come from?
06:25Dang, if I know.
06:26What they did know, and Bobby Lee knew,
06:29was that if she saw the hijacking,
06:31well, she could pick both of them out
06:32in a police line.
06:33That is, if she didn't go back to Oz first.
07:09No!
07:11Ow!
07:18I bet they never figured on that.
07:21Don't know why I'm worried about her.
07:23We better tell Hogg about her right quick.
07:25Yeah.
07:26Meanwhile, Jesse and Daisy were coming up
07:28with some worries of their own.
07:30As Jesse's friends and Loomis called
07:31and said that the boys were way overdue.
07:34Well, thanks a lot, Myra.
07:35Uh-huh.
07:37Quite in advance, I haven't shown up over there yet.
07:39And it ain't like them to keep people waiting.
07:42Uncle Jesse, if they're not back here in half an hour,
07:44we're gonna go looking for them.
07:47Ah! Ah!
07:49Ah!
07:51Don't seem to be nobody around for that scarecrow.
07:57He's dressed a heck of a lot better than I am.
08:05Listen, you're not gonna pour that good sippin' whiskey
08:07in among them cafe's.
08:08Well, of course I am.
08:09It's what makes them French.
08:11Oh, boy, I tell you,
08:12if they pour whiskey in all their food,
08:14they must be three sheets in the wind
08:15at half the time over in France.
08:17It's good.
08:18Ah! Ah!
08:19Hmm, just in the middle of everything.
08:20All right.
08:21Here, listen, you knew it.
08:22Oh.
08:22You pour just an itty-bitty little bit of brandy in there,
08:24and then you light it with a match.
08:26J.D. Hogg here.
08:27Say hello from Roscoe.
08:28You don't know who this is.
08:30Who?
08:30Who is this?
08:31Ah, this here's Clooney.
08:33Ah, we run into some trouble.
08:35What kind of trouble?
08:36You did get your hands on that truck, didn't you?
08:39No, no, no, no.
08:39We got the truck.
08:40It's just, uh...
08:41Clooney told boss about the girl
08:43being in the rented truck
08:44and how she probably saw the hijack.
08:47You'll find her, you hear me?
08:48Before she gets a chance to babble
08:50everything that she might have seen
08:51to goodness knows who,
08:53and we get an all-expense trip up the river
08:55instead of the Duke boys like I plan.
08:56You'll find her.
08:57There's an order.
08:59All right.
08:59All right.
09:01Said to find her and fast.
09:03What else was he going to say?
09:04I knew he was going to say that.
09:05Anyways.
09:06Did you pull that?
09:07Yeah, I pulled it.
09:08All right, well, what are you waiting for?
09:09Can't you light it?
09:10My goodness, I've got to do everything myself here.
09:12Watch this.
09:16You...
09:16Ow!
09:17Ow!
09:18You...
09:18You...
09:19Get him with it!
09:21You...
09:21You...
09:22Look what you've done!
09:23Oh!
09:28Now, Bobby Lee had enough smarts to know
09:31that them hijackers would still be looking for her.
09:33But sometimes when you're trying to keep an eye behind you,
09:36trouble shows up in front.
09:44Somebody help me!
09:51I'm stinking!
09:54Quick, then.
09:56You only go down deeper.
10:04I sure hope he handles this better than the fight.
10:15I can't reach!
10:18Carol!
10:23Here, grab her, Liz.
10:25Hold tight.
10:35You okay, boy?
10:37I'm okay.
10:38Bobby recognized Coy from the hijacking.
10:40But she wasn't about to tell him
10:41that if she and Max had seen the whole thing,
10:43said she'd also have to fess up to be in a runaway, too.
10:46Here, boy, you can catch a chill
10:46standing around them wet duds.
10:48We can go through the trouble
10:49pulling you out of that pit
10:50and see you die in pneumonia.
10:51You gonna die.
10:53Whew!
10:54Dang right you ain't gonna die.
10:55She's gonna take them clothes off right now.
10:59You ain't a he.
11:00You're a she.
11:01Never said what I was one way or the other.
11:03You did.
11:04I ain't never met so many ungrateful folks in one day.
11:07What are you taking your clothes off for?
11:09Just take it on my shirt
11:10so you can have something to put on
11:11while you're drying off.
11:13Now, strip.
11:15I don't mean here.
11:16You's in bushes back there.
11:17All right.
11:18But you better stay put.
11:20Rest your little head.
11:21I'll stay in my distance.
11:26For a little girl,
11:28Bobby Lee's show gets into big trouble.
11:30Pulling her out of that quicksand
11:32may have been the easy part.
11:40No, I know I should have told him what we've seen,
11:42but he called the police
11:43and had us back at that orphanage
11:44faster than a shot.
11:47He sure is cute looking.
11:49By the way,
11:50me and Max want to thank you for saving my life.
11:52Think nothing of it.
11:54Well, Coy may think nothing of it,
11:56but it looks to me like Coy's got himself
11:58a new admirer.
11:59No doubt about it.
12:00They knew he was coming.
12:01Well, how?
12:02I don't know.
12:03Tipped off some way.
12:04Are you sure you or Uncle Jesse
12:05didn't mention it to someone?
12:06We never told an area so.
12:08You know, we got to get that truck back
12:10with those crooks.
12:11You know, some of those antiques
12:12have been in Ed and Myra's family
12:14for five generations.
12:15I'm sorry, Uncle Jesse.
12:16As soon as I pick up Coy,
12:18I'm going to turn this county upside down
12:19trying to find him.
12:20Well, when you get to town,
12:21report it to the sheriff.
12:22All right.
12:22What for?
12:23Just be a waste of telling Roscoe anything.
12:24Well, Roscoe's the only sheriff we got.
12:26Well, don't let word of that get around,
12:27Uncle Jesse,
12:28or every crook in the country
12:30and you get out of here.
12:31Yes, sir.
12:31He he he.
12:34Bye.
12:35Bye.
12:44If we don't find that kid,
12:46boss is going to give us a hard time.
12:48If we don't find her,
12:49we're going to be doing hard time.
13:01You and Max and I always travel this life?
13:03My suitcase.
13:06I must have left it on the bus.
13:09See, Max and me was riding on this bus
13:11and we got off for a few minutes
13:13and next thing you knew,
13:14the bus took off without us.
13:15We was left with nothing but each other.
13:17Well, you ain't going to catch up
13:17with them standing here.
13:18Let's get moving.
13:19I've got to meet some hijackers
13:20to catch up with.
13:25What a day.
13:26What a day.
13:28It's an obstacle course.
13:29I mean, there's a snag in every curve.
13:31I know it.
13:32You know something?
13:33You look like a little barbecued hog.
13:35Oh, yeah.
13:36I ain't telling you what you look like.
13:37Well, isn't it?
13:38What a day.
13:39I mean, first I find I've got
13:40a possible witness out there
13:42who might foul up my plans
13:43with the Duke boys.
13:44And then you set fire to my office.
13:46Thank you very, very much.
13:48You're welcome very, very much.
13:49Yeah?
13:50Well, I'm commandeering your office right now
13:52until mine is free of soot and smoke.
13:54Well, but you know...
13:55Might be no buts, Birdbrain.
13:57I might just also find you
13:58the cost of this here gourmet meal
14:00I was trying to fix for my lunch
14:02if I can't get it going again.
14:04Well, got a minute, chef.
14:05Who's this?
14:05Now, oh, good grief.
14:07Right now, he's gonna trot his posterior
14:09right over to the Dixie Diner
14:11and fetch me a super-duper hero sandwich
14:14to use as a stand-by lunch.
14:16Wrong, wrong, wrong.
14:17I'm not gonna do no such thing.
14:18I'm not an errand boy.
14:19What I am is the sheriff of Hazard County.
14:22Well, if that sandwich ain't back in ten minutes,
14:24you ain't got neither job.
14:26Double lettuce, double tomato,
14:27double onion, hold the mayo.
14:29Hold nothing.
14:29I'm gone.
14:32What's the matter?
14:34Ain't you never seen nothing charcoal broiled before?
14:38Sure.
14:38Nothing that big.
14:40Cousin boss, why do you want to do this wanted poster here?
14:42Excuse me, Clearsis, but this here's Bobby Lee Jordan, sir,
14:45and she ran away from the orphanage over in Hatchapique County.
14:47Well, let me see that there picture.
14:49Hitching right over here to...
14:52She's wearing a uniform.
14:53That could be her.
14:54Who?
14:55That's none of your business now, is it?
14:57You just find this poor little homeless child.
14:59And when you do find her,
15:01I don't want nobody else talking to that little girl but me.
15:05I want to be her only benefactor.
15:08Now, get!
15:09There's nobody else talking to her.
15:10What do you mean about...
15:16The maid will get that.
15:25Ah!
15:27Dang it!
15:27Hoo!
15:28Hoo!
15:29Hoo!
15:34Patience.
15:35Patience.
15:36Food is on the way.
15:39I never figured Mr. Hogg would be so concerned over a poor little old missing orphanage.
15:43She ain't missing, she's just a runaway.
15:45Runaways usually run away because they're usually missing something.
15:47Mostly love.
15:48You got that right.
15:49My turn to drive.
15:51I sure hate to be disagreeable now, Cletus, but you have the last patrol now.
15:54Oh, are you sure?
15:55I'm positive.
15:57Scout's on her.
15:58Well, then I owe you one.
15:59That ain't even...
16:01That's not nice.
16:02It is, too.
16:03You're younger than I am.
16:03That is not nice.
16:04Nice.
16:05Now, just wait a minute.
16:07Yeah.
16:08That's not nice.
16:13Now, you're sure you didn't see an Apex renter truck go past you?
16:17Mm-mm.
16:18I don't see nothing.
16:19You're, uh, kind of young to be out on your own, ain't you?
16:24Well, I'm 18.
16:25I got me a job putting down in Atlanta.
16:28Trouble is, everything I own's in that suitcase on the bus.
16:31You know, my ticket, my clothes, my money.
16:34I told her maybe we could, you know, scrape up some bus fare for her.
16:37Oh, sure we can.
16:38Sure we can.
16:39I don't want trouble you folks.
16:40No, now, listen.
16:41People is supposed to help each other, and your turn will come.
16:44Here.
16:44Now, this will get you to Atlanta.
16:47As soon as I start working, I'll pay you back.
16:49Hey, Bobby Lee, I found some things in mine that shrunk so much, I'm sure one of them's
16:52going to fit you.
16:53Well, come on, y'all.
16:54Now, we better get going if we're going to find those hijackers.
16:58I want to thank you kindly for everything you've done.
17:00Oh, nothing at all.
17:01You just take care of yourself.
17:02Especially you, Coy, for pulling me out of that pit.
17:05Just a natural-born hero.
17:06You take care of that, here.
17:08And watch where you're walking from now.
17:11I'll catch up with y'all as soon as I let Bobby off at the bus stop.
17:14All right.
17:15Now, you can't go to work in an outfit like that, so why don't you try these on, and I'll
17:19see if I can't rustle you up with a pair of shoes, huh?
17:21Okay.
17:26And don't make me feel any worse than I do already.
17:29If we're going to stay out of that orphanage, I've got to keep my mouth shut.
17:34Good news, good news.
17:35Oh, well, you sure took long enough.
17:37I told you 10 minutes, didn't I?
17:38Well, listen, I was a mess.
17:39I had to clean up a little bit.
17:41Yeah, well, look at me.
17:41I'm still a mess.
17:42Yeah, you are.
17:43And my stomach is rumbling louder than the Dukes will when we arrest them for hijacking,
17:47so let's have some lunch.
17:48Well, there you are.
17:49Wait on, manette.
17:50What?
17:51That ain't no hero sandwich.
17:52No.
17:53See, I went down to the Dixie Diner, but all the waitresses, they were gone.
17:57Where were they?
17:58Out to lunch.
17:59They don't eat at their place?
18:00Well, not if they can help it.
18:02See, I knew you wanted some of that gourmet food, so I went down to the supermarket and I brought
18:07you a present.
18:08Oh, isn't there a nice surprise?
18:10Surprise, surprise.
18:11Ah!
18:14Oh, fuck!
18:15Oh, fuck!
18:18Get the lamp up there!
18:21Yeah, well, I didn't want to bring you a dead one.
18:24It didn't look fresh.
18:26Oh, you...
18:27What a mean little sucker in here.
18:31Sure is a nice place you got here.
18:33Well, thank you.
18:34Tom, me and Max is gonna get one of those one day.
18:38Aren't we, Max?
18:44Now, there's only three people that could help Coy and Vance recover them stolen antiques
18:48and keep Boss from framing them.
18:51And as Daisy was about to help one of them leave town...
18:59Did I see what I think I saw?
19:01You sure did.
19:02Let's go get them, partner.
19:13Get them dank Duke boys.
19:18That's who's behind them.
19:19And in front is real trouble.
19:22Mrs. Morgan.
19:29Hang on, Tom.
19:36You know, I wish I could get my biscuits to slide like that on the molasses.
19:46I'm sure you got straight A's in driving school.
19:50Yeah, his driving's good.
19:52His stopping needs a lot of work.
19:55Sure, I'm gonna miss y'all, even though we didn't hardly get a plane in.
19:59Sure, it isn't Coy you're gonna miss?
20:01I saw the way you looked at him.
20:03What makes you say a fool thing like that?
20:05I mean, Coy's a nice boy and all, but I'm sure he's got himself a steady girl.
20:09None that I know about.
20:18Well, Boss ought to be along in about 15 minutes or so.
20:22I'd like to wait, but...
20:23I mean, I know you gotta go catch them hijackers.
20:26Thanks for the ride.
20:27Oh, sure.
20:31Here you go.
20:33Daisy, do you think that after I get settled in, if I let you know, maybe you could send
20:37me a snapshot?
20:38Of the family or of Coy?
20:40Well, the family'd be just fine.
20:42Okay.
20:43The Coy'd be even better.
20:45I will, Bobby Lee.
20:47You take care, huh?
20:50You need anything, you better haul it now, okay?
20:52Bye-bye.
21:04What do you know?
21:05Where she is?
21:06Just waiting for us.
21:10Come on, Bobby.
21:26Now, sweet Daisy just happened to spot what was happening.
21:31So she went back to try to reason with him.
21:34Come on!
21:35Come on!
21:49Bobby, come on!
21:52Come here, man!
21:58Look out!
22:02Who are those fellas?
22:05For Pete's sakes, Bobby Lee, they're ready to kill you!
22:08Bobby knew that she was caught in a crossfire,
22:10and what Daisy was saying was the truth.
22:12She was sure in a dilemma.
22:14Hazard was kinda deep in dilemmas that day,
22:16cause Coy and Vance was dealt one
22:18when they told Boss and Roscoe about the hijacker,
22:20trying to get old Roscoe to take some action.
22:22Let me just say that I, for one,
22:24do not believe one single word of what you're saying.
22:26Boss, you wouldn't know the truth if you fell on it.
22:29Are you trying to imply...
22:30I ain't implying nothing, no siree, Bob.
22:32I'm out and out saying that you and Coy here
22:35behind this whole hijacking business yourself.
22:37Yeah.
22:37Yeah, you're just trying to cover up your tracks.
22:40Who do you think you're fooling anyhow?
22:42Whoa!
22:42You don't expect the sheriff to believe a cock and bull story like that, do you?
22:45Yeah, you think I'm as dumb as I look?
22:48Well, looks are deceiving.
22:49Yeah.
22:50Uh, I hereby now I'm personally directing you, Sheriff,
22:53to start an investigation into the connection
22:56between the hijack case and these here dukes.
22:58Fine, Coy, we're just spinning our wheels with these two again.
23:01Yo!
23:02Sheriff, we're gonna find those hijackers on our own.
23:04Oh, yeah.
23:05Well, have it your own way!
23:06Hey, just get on out of here, whiff-ray.
23:07I'm for good.
23:08You know something, boss?
23:09You know what I oughta done?
23:10I oughta arrested those duke boys right here and now.
23:13Yeah, yeah?
23:13Yeah.
23:14But not before we plant the evidence, you do-do.
23:16Ooh.
23:16But don't you worry.
23:18They'll be behind bars real soon.
23:20Now, how's that lobster doing?
23:22Well, I think he's embarrassed.
23:24Oh, what's this?
23:25He's turning red.
23:25Oh!
23:30Sheriff, what?
23:31Oh, Pete Coltrane here.
23:33Let me speak to boss Hawk.
23:34It's for you.
23:34Yeah, I thought it might be.
23:35J.D. Hawk.
23:36Yeah, we had that kid and then lost her again.
23:39Ooh.
23:40Daisy Duke bothered this.
23:43See?
23:43Grabbed the kid and ran.
23:44You boys ain't worth a milk bucket under a bull.
23:47I don't know what happened.
23:48She blabbed to those duke boys.
23:49No, no, no, no.
23:51Not likely.
23:51No siree, Bob.
23:52I mean, then the Coy and Vance had gone right straight to the warehouse instead of coming here.
23:56Ooh, that'd be nice.
23:56Yeah, yeah.
23:56And as for that little runaway orphan gal, she sure don't want to get mixed up with us, does she?
24:00Well, not unless she's forced into a corner or something like that.
24:03Oh.
24:03Uh, Clooney!
24:04Say, you and Potter hightail it out to that there warehouse, you hear?
24:07And you stand by for the final phase of my ingenious plan.
24:13Ooh.
24:14Bye, bye, bye, bye.
24:15Bye, bye, bye.
24:16Bye, bye.
24:19Got an ingenious plan.
24:22Hope it's the last one.
24:24Supposing those duke boys, they stumbled on something, you know, before your ingenious plan works.
24:29If I know them duke boys, that's exactly what they're going to do.
24:34Which is part of my ingenious plan.
24:37No!
24:38Oh, I'm good.
24:42Oh, Mabel.
24:46Yeah, yeah.
24:47Listen, honey.
24:48Get me apex me in a truck.
24:50Hmm.
25:08Well, you boys come and return the truck you rented?
25:12Well, not exactly.
25:13Huh?
25:14Fact is, uh, somebody hijacked it.
25:16You're kidding.
25:17The way we figured, somebody had to tip them guys off.
25:20And that somebody had to be someone who worked here.
25:23Somebody like you.
25:24Seeing as how nobody else knew we rented a truck.
25:27Yeah, well, if you're accusing me, you better have proof.
25:30Or you're gonna be in for one big lawsuit.
25:34Apex Rent-A-Truck.
25:36Uh-huh.
25:37Uh-huh.
25:39Uh-huh.
25:41Uh-huh.
25:43Uh-huh.
25:43Uh-huh.
25:43Uh-huh.
25:43Yes, J.D.
25:44Yeah, you want a truck first thing in the morning?
25:47Uh-huh.
25:477 a.m.
25:48Mm-hmm.
25:49You got it.
25:50You got it.
25:53Boss Hogg, huh?
25:54Now, why would he want to rent a truck when he owns his own trucking company?
25:58Well, now, J.D. Hogg bought this truck rental agency just last week.
26:01Well, don't that fit like a hint on an egg?
26:04Come on, cuz.
26:06Now, who's gonna pay for that truck you lost?
26:08That boss paid for it. He's got the truck.
26:11Whew.
26:12Man, are we dumb.
26:14Yeah, and boss is one smart cookie.
26:15Owning that trucking company, he knows who rents the trucks and what they're carrying.
26:19Yeah, but if he's already got the truck we was driving,
26:22what's he need a second truck for?
26:24Well, knowing we're out looking for it, he's either gonna split up that shipment of antiques
26:28or use one of them trucks as a decoy.
26:31We got one thing in our favor.
26:34That's knowing when he's gonna pick up that second truck.
26:36Now, let's get back to the farm. We got some strategy to work out.
26:42All right.
26:43Being in a hurry, Coy and Vance took a shortcut.
26:48You know, it's kinda hard to tell whether the Duke boys are taking a shortcut or just driving more.
27:03Yeah, J.D. Hogg again.
27:06Them Duke boys gone?
27:08Oh, good.
27:09Now, listen.
27:09What's that truck I asked for?
27:12Well, I want it over here in exactly one hour.
27:15You get that?
27:17One hour.
27:19Yeah, all right.
27:20All right.
27:21Food, food, food, food, food, food.
27:22Food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food, food.
27:24Well, Pete Breen, you're supposed to take it out of the shell.
27:27Didn't anybody ever tell you that?
27:28Let me show you how it's doing.
27:32Give me this thing here.
27:34Now, look.
27:35See?
27:39Oh, that looks good.
27:40Listen, boss, can I ask you a question?
27:42What happens to that little orphan girl now once we arrest Coy and Vance Duke?
27:46Well, we'll have Enos and Cletus pick her up as well, and then she gets shipped back to the orphanage,
27:52see?
27:53Then if she starts blabbing or something like that, well, we'll just say she's lying to protect the Duke.
27:58Nobody's gonna believe a juvenile delinquent.
28:05It smells good.
28:10Coy and Vance raised Uncle Jesse on the CB and headed back to the Duke farm.
28:14And while they hurried to make plans for the next morning, boss was emptying out that hijacked truck and planning
28:19to make his move that same afternoon.
28:22Now, say, boys, you know, there's a back road to the Duke farm, so drive it in that way so
28:27they can't see it's been planned.
28:28Oh, that's good.
28:31I'm telling you, I don't know who those fellas were or what they wanted.
28:34Maybe it was the money you folks gave me for bus fare.
28:37Oh, now, Bobby Lee, how could they have known about that? There's no way.
28:40And it wasn't all that much.
28:41Hey, what's she still doing here? I thought you took her to the bus stop.
28:44Well, I did. Then these two fellas came and tried to grab her.
28:47Lucky I saw it happen and was able to get to her.
28:50Two fellas? Have any idea who they were or what they wanted?
28:53Maybe it was the two fellas that we've been looking for.
28:55Oh, Uncle Jesse, what could they want with her?
28:58Bobby Lee, you sure got a knack for getting yourself in trouble.
29:01But you're with us now, and you're all right.
29:04And the next bus don't go through here to Atlanta until tomorrow, so you may as well spend the night.
29:09That suits me, but right now, we got us some planning to do.
29:13Now, me and Cory just found out today.
29:16As the Dukes started figuring out how they're going to flush out Boss and them hijackers,
29:21well, they're just about to get snookered themselves.
29:31Real nice job you're doing there, Bobby Lee. Sure wasn't necessary, though.
29:35Just trying to earn my keep.
29:37Appreciate that. I gotta interrupt you here for a minute and check out the old General's engine.
29:42If I can get it open.
29:44Need any help?
29:46Oh.
29:47Well, he's been out a little rough on me.
29:49Think maybe you can start him up without running me open?
29:51I can't make you no promises.
29:55Door's stuck.
29:56This welder, use a window.
29:59He's running a little too rich.
30:03Okay, start him up.
30:14That should just about do it.
30:21I hear telling you ain't got yourself a steady girl yet.
30:23You hear right?
30:24How come?
30:26Well, I reckon the right one ain't come around yet.
30:28Maybe you ain't been looking in the right direction.
30:30Well, maybe I ain't been looking, period.
30:34Well, when you start, you know what?
30:36I kind of like to be in the running.
30:39I mean, I know I ain't as filled out as some of the other gals are, but I could put
30:42on a few pounds and I know how to cook and clean and I know about fixing cars.
30:47Bobby Lee.
30:47I mean, I just think...
30:49Now listen here.
30:50You're a real nice kid and a real...
30:52I'm a kid!
30:53Okay, okay.
30:54Young lady then.
30:55And a very pretty young lady.
30:57But before you start tying yourself down with somebody like me, you gotta do things with your life.
31:02I mean, you gotta get your schooling in.
31:04And what about that job you wanted back in Atlanta, huh?
31:09Oh, come on, Bobby Lee.
31:10Please don't be like that.
31:16Before you start thinking about settling down with one fella, you gotta meet lots of fellas.
31:21Have yourself some good, clean fun, okay?
31:23Hey, you understand.
31:26What you're saying is you're just plainly interested in the likes of me.
31:30Bobby...
31:38Now I sure do hope that little lady's growing pains don't slow the dupes down.
31:42Cause I got a feeling that old boss is about to spring in genius plan number three.
31:48Yeah, it's that little runaway orphan gal all right.
31:51She just went back into the house with Coy following.
31:54Oh, it's you.
31:56All right, look, look, look.
31:57Just get Cletus and Ediths with you.
31:58Tell them to get their butts here and bring that gal in.
32:01All right, now give me this.
32:03Oh, yeah, I'll give you that.
32:04All right, men.
32:05The coast is clear.
32:06Just move that truck into the Duke barn and then clear out fish.
32:12Bobby Lee.
32:13You come out of there right now.
32:16There's no reason we can't be friends.
32:23All right, all right, we're gonna sit.
32:36There's no sense staying someplace we ain't wanted, Max.
32:39Come on.
32:57Come on.
33:00Look, look, look, look, look.
33:01There goes that runaway.
33:04Yeah.
33:06Yeah.
33:07Yeah.
33:07Uh, Cletus and Ediths, listen.
33:09That little orphan gal's getting away.
33:10So, uh, I want you to box her in, you hear?
33:13So, one of you is gonna have to commandeer another vehicle to do it.
33:16Yeah.
33:17Toony Potter, listen.
33:18Get over to the construction site.
33:19I'm gonna stop them dudes.
33:23Bobby Lee.
33:25Bobby Lee.
33:28Bobby Lee.
33:31She's gone.
33:32She's blowing the coop, fellas.
33:35Uncle Jesse!
33:37And while Enos was commandeering the car, hazard style, Roscoe and Boss set out to arrest Coy and Vance.
33:44Look right there.
33:45You're under arrest for hijacking.
33:47Hijacking?
33:48Us?
33:48Yeah.
33:49Roscoe, we was the ones that got hijacked.
33:50Oh, do tell.
33:52And what do you call that out in your barn?
33:54Yeah.
33:54What's that?
33:54Right out there.
33:57I call it a perfect frame-up.
33:59Oh, yeah?
33:59And I bet that truck's empty because you crooks already sold off all them valuables.
34:04What valuables?
34:05What valuables do you talk about?
34:06There aren't no valuables.
34:07We've seen.
34:08Yeah, let me look.
34:09What do you see?
34:10Wait a minute.
34:10Oh, you can do it.
34:12Easy, dude.
34:13They're getting away.
34:14They're getting away.
34:15They're getting away.
34:15They're getting away.
34:15Let's go.
34:16After them.
34:18After them.
34:19Don't let them get away.
34:20Come on.
34:21Get it away.
34:22Get it away.
34:23Get it away.
34:23Get it away.
34:24Get it.
34:24Get it away.
34:25Get it.
34:25Get it.
34:26Get it.
34:40Let's see. They got Boss and Roscoe behind. And the bad guys in front. And with the running
34:46road gang, well, don't look too bad.
35:02All right. Flash, are you okay, darling? No. Would you forget about that hound dog?
35:08Well, he scuffed her. And don't just sit on your brains, you knucklehead. Come on, let's
35:12get this thing started. We gotta get them dudes. Did you see which way they went? No.
35:17Well, start any place you want. I don't care.
35:26Get out of there. Come on. Let's go now.
35:32Oh, yeah. Had to be out of gear.
35:36And Enos joined the chase. Well, so does.
35:43Young lady. Young lady, you're told right there. Right there.
35:48Corey Vance, you boys all right?
35:50About as good as could be expected after letting Boss set us up like he did. There's no question
35:54now that those antiques are still parked somewhere. And they was planning on moving
35:58them today after we was to be put in jail.
36:00Well, heck, fellas, that'd take a month of Sundays before we turn over every place in the county
36:04they could possibly be.
36:07And listen, with you two on the run, I expect they'll just sit right where they are. They
36:11won't move an inch. We'll never find them.
36:14Maybe. But maybe not. They could figure we was too busy running to pay any heed to them.
36:19Well, that could be.
36:20Well, I figure you ought to head up north near one of the...
36:24Yes, each would take to ferret out them weasels. Bobby Lee was in big trouble.
36:28This is Deputy Cleans, call the sheriff. Deputy Cleans, call the sheriff. Come back.
36:32Uh, Cleans, this is your superior officer.
36:34What? Scoopy Coltrane. Now, what do you got? Come back.
36:37Well, I expect they got me one runaway orphan girl.
36:40Maybe a raised to boot.
36:42He's got that girl.
36:43Glory be.
36:45Well, listen, Act Hades. Now, you take her somewhere and keep her quiet until I can cuff and
36:49stuff those new boys for hijacking.
36:5110-4, you got it. Goodbye.
36:53Think that could be Bobby Lee?
36:55You know anyone else that gets into more trouble than we do?
36:57Why don't you figure Roscoe wants her kept quiet?
37:00Talking ain't exactly a criminal offense.
37:02Friends, what you're about to see is a young girl facing her moment of truth.
37:06And she's a might overdue.
37:07What's this sheriff talking about?
37:09What difference does it make to you?
37:12Because I've seen the whole thing and Coy and Vanson have nothing to do with stealing that truck.
37:18Well, you just keep your nose to who you, you, you, you, I think you're in a nutshell.
37:25I think you're in a nutshell.
37:27But I know they didn't do it because I've seen who did.
37:29Well, that's all.
37:52Coy, Vanson, Daisy, can any of you hear me?
37:54We read you loud and clear, Bobby Lee.
37:56Them hijackers?
37:58I've seen them.
37:59Me and Max was hiding out in the truck when it happened.
38:02So that's why Foss wants her out of the way.
38:04Because we got ourselves an eyewitness.
38:07Bobby Lee, you have any idea where they stashed that truck?
38:10No.
38:11There's a lot of trees and some kind of platform they backed up onto.
38:15The old warehouse at a Pine Junction.
38:17Yeah.
38:19Bobby Lee, where are you?
38:21I'm in a deputy's car about a mile down from the farm.
38:24But don't worry.
38:29We ain't going nowhere.
38:30Hey, just a minute.
38:32You can't do that.
38:33The dog.
38:34How do you like them apples?
38:36What?
38:36That little bratty girl told them where the truck is.
38:39Yeah, well...
38:40All right, all right, all right.
38:40Listen, we gotta hit them off.
38:42Well, listen, you know something?
38:44If they catch Cooney and Potter with the goods and that little girl's a witness...
38:48I hate to think what could happen.
38:50Well, I hate to think that I'd have to clop you in the clinker and cuff you and stuck you.
38:56Roscoe, if they ever put a price on your head, take it.
39:01Daisy, Uncle Jesse, did you all read any of that?
39:04Read the whole thing, Vance.
39:05I read it all loud and clear.
39:07I'm on my way.
39:08Daisy, I want you to pick up Bobby Lee and Max first.
39:11We don't want to lose our star witness.
39:14That's a big tinfoil on that, Vance.
39:16I'm gone.
39:18Things are beginning to smoke like a $2 pistol.
39:25Let's go, Bobby Lee!
39:30Come back here.
39:31You can't...
39:32A-two!
39:33A-two!
39:34A-two!
39:34A-two!
39:36A-two!
39:46A-two!
39:48A-two!
39:49Goodbye, hopefully.
39:50Happy days, oÄŸlum!
39:55Daisy!
39:57There's a horse!
40:01See you next time!
40:09you're all right i'm fine you sure are you okay yes i'm fine i'm fine i'm all dirty now
40:18you might kill somebody you like to kill me never mind now you look at what you did to the
40:23car
40:23meanwhile as daisy was rescuing bobby lee from hazard's finest
40:27coy bentz and uncle jesse raced for the warehouse
40:37trouble is cluny and potter was not about to sit around on their duffs
40:41they were heading for a hot lantern for their ill-gotten goods friends that's dramatic
40:47and when coy and vance got on their tail boss and roscoe were right behind
40:53sure hope nobody stopped quick
41:14friends and neighbors there ain't many places in america where this could happen
41:18hazard is one of them you remember this when you drive through hazard
41:27just told me to wall bar three holy hannah it was in the papers last week
41:32wall bar three no the national guards hold more maneuvers out here
41:35we're right smack dab in the middle of them
41:44i knew those two boys were tough but i didn't think they'd know this for
42:00well let's get out of here
42:02but i can't get my door open it's done
42:04help me help me here my door's done
42:12save me
42:34if that car gets hit you're gonna pay for it will
42:48that must have been one of those 155 pack
42:51officers done scuffed my vehicle beyond repair
42:53you think i could make time payments
42:56you should only live that long
43:05you boys better get in here before you're blown into the next work of your life
43:09that's it
43:12oh yeah
43:12no nothing
43:14one of them shells hits that truck is goodbye antiques
43:18one of them shells hits any of us is just plain goodbye
43:33well get out of here
43:36ain't staying in that thing it's too big a target
43:38you hear what i hear
43:40yeah
43:41nothing
43:42ain't it beautiful
43:43it sure is
43:44it'll be even better when we nail their hides
43:59with bobby lee's eyewitness testimony
44:01coy and vance were cleared of all charges
44:04and cluny and potter were convicted of hijacking
44:07boss and roscoe slipped off the news
44:08what with no evidence against them
44:10except for the word of them our two heavies
44:12jesse's friends over in loomis
44:14not only got back the family heirlooms
44:16but two new members to the family as well
44:18bobby lee and max
44:19who they plan to adopt
44:21thanks to uncle jesse's help and the orphanage
44:23sure i'm gonna miss you coy
44:24yeah i'm gonna miss you too
44:26it's gonna be pretty dull and hazard without you around
44:28sorry for all the trouble i caused
44:30i sure ain't
44:40bye sweetheart
44:41bye
44:44now you know she'll be back
44:47cause there's one thing for sure
44:48that little girl's gonna keep on growing
44:51and coy duke better watch out
45:00daddy翼
45:09little girl's gonna keep on growing
45:09and she'll keep on growing
45:09and that little girl's gonna keep on growing
45:22and she'll keep on encouraging
45:22me
45:22take up
45:23and after her
45:23someone潤
45:35Oh, yeah, yeah, dude.
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