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00:00Hang on.
00:01On the Dukes.
00:03The Duke Farm is awarded to Sheriff Coltrane.
00:06Good news.
00:06I object.
00:08Hey, space and overboard.
00:13Get out of the road.
00:16Daddy's coming for this.
00:34Just a good old boy.
00:38Never meaning no harm.
00:42Beats all you never saw.
00:44Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.
00:48Straightening the curves.
00:52Flattening the hills.
00:56Someday the mountain might get them, but the law never will.
01:01Making their way the only way they know how.
01:08That's just a little bit more than the normal amount.
01:13Just a good old boy.
01:16It wouldn't change if they could.
01:21Fighting the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood.
01:29Somebody once said, the more things change, the more they remain the same.
01:34Well, that's your true and hazard.
01:35For example, the corn crop is in, and the Duke's taxes are due.
01:39And if they ain't paid on time, Boss Hogg gets a farm.
01:43And you can bet it he's sure plot to see that they ain't paid on time.
01:46Like setting up Roscoe to delay him.
01:48Them new boys, we're gonna cover him and stuff him.
01:50Please.
01:51I love it.
01:51I love it.
01:58Well, it looks like Roscoe always taking shortcuts through mudflats.
02:03We ain't got no time to play with him today.
02:07I'll kill you flesh.
02:08Please work my life.
02:09Could you?
02:13He's hanging in there, though, ain't he?
02:15Ain't real thoughtful of him, since now we gotta get that tax money in by 3 o'clock.
02:20Right here.
02:24Hey, don't scare me.
02:26I got nerves of steel.
02:27What's that dang thing doing?
02:28Get out of the road, Roscoe.
02:36Do you think you think Roscoe's okay?
02:39Yeah, I'd say so.
02:41Mud's gotta be even softer than his head is.
02:44Oh, hey.
02:45Hey, wait a minute.
02:49Mr. Hogg.
02:51Am I keeping you from something, Mr. Hogg?
02:53Hmm?
02:54Oh, no, no, no, no, no, Mr. Crystal.
02:56Quite the contrary.
02:57I mean, what could be more important to me than to be able to give you the chance to make
03:02Hazard County the home of Crystal Mountain Beer?
03:06And mighty fine beer it is, too.
03:08You see, according to county records, the land with the mountain stream that I am interested in belongs to a
03:12family named Duke.
03:13Yeah, yeah, yeah, it does, but only for another two and a half minutes.
03:17Well, now, just how do I go about finding this Duke family?
03:19Don't you get my drift?
03:20You don't have to.
03:21On the corner, in two and a half minutes, when they don't show up here with their tax money, well,
03:26I'll just slap a lien on the property, take possession, and then I'll be able to sell it to you.
03:32Add a little itty-bitty profit to me, of course.
03:39Mr. Crystal, listen, have you checked all your figures and everything?
03:43Well, I don't have any more figures to check.
03:45Oh, you don't, huh?
03:46No, I just want to buy the land.
03:47I know you do, but you better be sure the decimal points are all in the wrong place.
03:50Can't we just get some...
03:51No, no, I have some of my private stock.
03:53Take anything you want.
03:55Hey, boss, I got that tax money for you.
03:57Well, now, listen, I know when Jesse collected this here calling money, and there sure wasn't enough time for you
04:02to get it here without speeding, which is a getting low.
04:05Well, if he was speeding, Roscoe would have caught us, wouldn't he?
04:08Roscoe, Roscoe, Roscoe.
04:09I'm in here, wheeling and dealing my teal off, and that loaf was out there lallygagging all over town.
04:14You got them all wrong, boss.
04:15As a matter of fact, you could kind of call Roscoe, uh, stick in the mud.
04:18Uh, to say, Bo, we shouldn't wear out a welcome.
04:20No, hey, thanks for being so kind, too.
04:21Well, see you later.
04:32What's going on, anyhow?
04:34Oh!
04:38Damn that, Roscoe!
04:39Mr. Hawk, I have thought about this enough.
04:42I want to buy the land, and I am willing to pay top dollar.
04:45And then Crystal Mountain Beer will be bigger than ever.
04:48All right, well, I'll get the proper papers to you in a couple of days.
04:51But I am very anxious to get...
04:53To go, ain't you?
04:54Well, then go, go.
04:55Don't let me stop here.
04:56Just go right out that way.
04:57That way.
04:58And I'm going this way.
05:01What?
05:01What?
05:01What?
05:02I'm just about headed up to here with you, you hear me?
05:04Boss, not now.
05:05As soon as I get cleaned up, Flash and I are going to go catch them dukes and cuff them
05:09and stuff.
05:09Yeah, well, you just ought to cuff and stuff yourself.
05:11And toss them your spoons of yours into the hoose cow, you hear me?
05:14Well, listen.
05:15I'm accusing you of dereliction of duty.
05:17Oh, are you kidding me?
05:18I never derelict in my whole life.
05:20Oh, no?
05:21No.
05:21Then how come them duke boys made it in time with them tax money, huh?
05:24Here's what happened.
05:25You see, those duke boys ran me off the road and caused me to have a little accident.
05:30Oh, Roscoe, how many times have them duke boys...
05:34Wait a minute.
05:35What?
05:35Oh, wait a minute.
05:36What?
05:36You see them duke boys actually run you off the road?
05:38Run me off the road.
05:39And actually caused you to have a little accident?
05:41Yeah, it was a little accident in the mud.
05:43Oh, hallelujah, hallelujah.
05:45All is not lost.
05:47Oh, Roscoe.
05:48What?
05:48You poor thing.
05:50Oh.
05:50You poor, miserable thing.
05:52Well, I am miserable.
05:53You're hurt.
05:54No, I ain't.
05:54Oh, yes, you are.
05:56Look at you.
05:56I mean, ain't that whiplish?
05:58Oh, no, it didn't.
05:58Yeah, and your bones.
05:59They're all broke.
06:00No, that's an elbow.
06:01Oh, oh, oh.
06:02You are seriously, grievously, and I think permanently hurt.
06:06I am?
06:06You are.
06:07Oh.
06:08Well, I never knew pain could feel so good then.
06:10Yeah, well, you're going to feel a lot better.
06:13Well, this is my lucky day.
06:14You're lucky.
06:14Yeah.
06:15Now, I got a way to get hold of them Duke's land.
06:18Oh.
06:18All legal-like.
06:19Awarded to me.
06:20Oh.
06:20I mean, to you.
06:21To me.
06:21That is, to us.
06:22To us.
06:23In a real court, by a real judge, fair and square.
06:26Oh, goodness, goodness.
06:28Don't touch me.
06:29Now, boss planned to dig into his nefarious past and call old Slip Dawkins, the man with
06:3450 faces and a personality to match.
06:37By J.D. Hogg.
06:38I'd recognize your scheming cattle wall anyplace.
06:40Tell me, are you still trying to sell that swamp for a retirement village?
06:43Listen, you flim-flamming folks.
06:45You shield my first takers on that deal, and you know it.
06:48So, what are you up to now?
06:50Trying to sell that water-down oil stock?
06:52The man's a pure genius.
06:54Right now, I'm a fire marshal, and I am taking bribes from no-good cheating builders.
06:58Well, you know that's downright illegal.
07:01You're absolutely right.
07:02If I was a real fire marshal.
07:05Now, tell me, J.D. what exactly is on your mischievous mind?
07:08Well, listen, Slick, I'm in great need of a doctor as an M.D. to help in an accident
07:13case, as in whiplier.
07:15Well, now, tell me, just how much is this doctor as an M.D. going to be making?
07:20Oh, about 10% of the take.
07:2210%?
07:23For 10% you expect me to make house calls?
07:2515%, but that's top.
07:27Now, for 20%, you get yourself a doctor and an ambulance.
07:29Not to mention a proper white coat, stethoscope, and a fine bedside manner.
07:35All right, all right, I'll do it.
07:36I'll do it.
07:36But just get yourself right over here to the Hazard County Courthouse, you hear me?
07:40And do it quick.
07:42It's going to work.
07:43It's going to work.
07:44Oh, good news, good news.
07:45Boss, what percentage do I get?
07:47Well, we'll talk about it later, after you recover from your serious, grievous, and permanent
07:52injury.
07:52Well, I sure hope I heal quick.
07:54Yeah.
07:55You better not.
07:56What?
07:56Until after the trial.
07:57Oh.
08:04Now, ain't that slick?
08:06Yep.
08:07That's slick.
08:08Doctor, doctor, thank goodness you're here.
08:10You better hurry.
08:11The victim is in my office.
08:13Thank you, sir.
08:13Yeah, go over here.
08:14What's going on, boss?
08:15Oh, it's Roscoe.
08:17He's been hurt off of bed.
08:19What happened?
08:19It was an accident.
08:20An accident caused by the lawless, reckless, and irresponsible driving of them Duke boys.
08:25Well, be that as it may.
08:26I mean, Roscoe.
08:27Look, I ain't got time to jaw now.
08:29Roscoe's got every boon in his body, Brooke.
08:33Oh.
08:33Real trouble, boss.
08:35Sorry to hear it, boss.
08:37I was standing on that corner.
08:41Maybel, will you get me the Jesse Duke farm, please?
08:45So, old Cooter dropped the bad news on the Duke boys.
08:48I just can't understand how Roscoe could have been hurt so bad.
08:52Well, he looked fine to me.
08:54Fine for Roscoe, anyway.
08:56I guess sometimes injuries take a while to come on, make their effects normal.
09:01I mean, somebody like Roscoe.
09:03Shoot, when you're slow, I guess you're slow.
09:10Listen, Slick, just how much do you figure I'm going to get on this deal?
09:16You got Blue Cross?
09:17Are you kidding me, you quack?
09:19You just...
09:20Gentlemen, I'm Dr. Doggins.
09:23You personal friends of this poor unfortunate victim of some reckless driver?
09:29Gosh, Luke, I don't know how that happened.
09:32You in much pain, Roscoe?
09:35Anything we can do to help?
09:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:38As a matter of fact, there is something you could do.
09:41You can show up in court tomorrow morning to answer charges in that subpoena you're now holding.
09:46Phone Luke Duke for damages inflicted on one Roscoe P. Coltrane.
09:50The amount of...
09:51Fifty thousand dollars?
09:52Fifty thousand dollars.
09:53Are you crazy?
09:54We ain't got that kind of money.
09:55Well, Circuit Judge Potts will be convened in court at 9 a.m.
10:00Now, you boys can be there if you find the time, although it ain't really necessary.
10:04On account of my client here...
10:06Whoa!
10:07...has an open and shut case.
10:10Whoa!
10:16Did I hear right or did Maybel have her wires crossed again?
10:20You heard it right.
10:21Fifty thousand dollars.
10:22But I thought you said Roscoe wasn't hurt.
10:24He was just sitting there.
10:25That's what we saw.
10:25He was just sitting there, plain as day.
10:27Well, I'd sit there, too, for fifty thousand dollars.
10:29What do you mean?
10:30How's come you're taking J.D.'s word that he's hurt?
10:33You never took J.D.'s word for anything before.
10:35I know, Uncle Jesse, but we both saw him sitting there all bandaged up.
10:39Yeah, but with that crowd, that don't mean doodly squat.
10:42Yeah, you could be right.
10:44I wonder just how hurt he really is.
10:45Well, if they're gonna take it to court, there's gotta be a medical report somewars.
10:50He's gonna be on file over at the records room.
10:52He's gonna take a look at it, huh?
10:53Oh, come on, Uncle.
10:54Cool.
10:55Go get your bell tears in it.
10:57Now, what do you think you're doing, you flea-brain?
10:59Oh, listen, boss, you shouldn't insult Flash like that.
11:03You're the flea-brain.
11:04Oh.
11:04You're supposed to be suffering from whiplash and broken bones.
11:07Oh.
11:07So you just get right back in their bed now, you hear me?
11:10Come on.
11:10Listen, boss, listen.
11:12Sitting in this bed all day is boring.
11:15Yeah, well, I don't care if you're bored.
11:16You're just gonna stay put, you understand?
11:18Well, I'll tell you something.
11:19I ain't happy about it.
11:22Well, all right.
11:23Would you just tell me what it would take to make you unbored?
11:26Well, you could read to me.
11:28Read to you?
11:29Yeah.
11:29Well, I'm bored.
11:30I'm restless.
11:31Oh, wait a minute.
11:32All right, all right.
11:33I'll read.
11:33I'll read.
11:33I'll read.
11:34Okay.
11:34What do you want me to read?
11:38Jack and the Beanstalk.
11:40Jack and the Beanstalk?
11:42Yeah.
11:43Oh, now, wait.
11:44I gotta move.
11:45I'll read.
11:45I'll read.
11:46I'll read.
11:46I'll read.
11:47Sit down here.
11:48Right there.
11:49Oh.
11:49Oh, this is my figure.
11:50Listen.
11:51Now, boss, if you know the ending, don't tell me, because I'm only on page six.
11:56Oh.
11:56Page six.
11:57Don't show me the pictures.
11:58All right.
11:59Oh.
12:00Oh, I love it.
12:01All right.
12:02Jack off to the top of the stalk, and then...
12:04Wait a minute.
12:05Wait a minute.
12:05Don't read so fast.
12:06Read it slow.
12:08And then he saw the castle.
12:11Oh, yes.
12:14Suddenly, he heard loud footsteps.
12:18Oh, oh, what?
12:19What is it?
12:19And then a tremendous roar.
12:22Fee-fi-fu-fum.
12:26Don't do that.
12:27Don't read that fee-fi like that.
12:29That's scary.
12:30Don't do that.
12:30Do it natural.
12:33Fee-fi-fu-fum.
12:34Yeah.
12:35We should read about the giant, the big one.
12:38Then he looked up.
12:40It was a big giant.
12:41I knew it.
12:42I told you it was a giant.
12:49Oh.
13:13Oh, hi, Bo.
13:14Oh, hi, Bo.
13:14Hi, Luke.
13:14Hi, Clay.
13:16Hey, what are you guys doing here?
13:18Oh, snap.
13:20Hey, Petus.
13:21Where are you guys?
13:22Come here, Petus.
13:23Hey.
13:24Hey.
13:25All right.
13:25You sound like he's still alive.
13:28Hey.
13:30How are you all, buddy?
13:32Give me this one right there.
13:33All right.
13:33No, no, no.
13:34Don't forget that one.
13:35Get this one.
13:35All right.
13:36Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
13:37Give me this one.
13:38Look, they're all the same.
13:39Oh.
13:39Here.
13:40Take this one.
13:41A little more breeze, if you please.
13:42All right.
13:43Petus, Petus, Bo.
13:45Luke broke in the fire room, and he got away from me.
13:47Huh?
13:48Oh.
13:48Breaking an entrance.
13:50Yeah.
13:50Resisting arrest.
13:51Yeah.
13:51All right.
13:52Listen.
13:52All right, all right.
13:54You get out there, and you catch them fugitives from justice, and you toss them in the clink.
13:57You hear me?
13:58All right.
13:58Yeah.
13:59How you feeling, Russell?
14:00Oh, forget about him.
14:01Oh, no.
14:03Hey, boss, I wonder what them Duke boys wanted over there.
14:06Well, they were probably going after your medical records.
14:08Oh.
14:09And who knows what they might be going after next.
14:11Why, it could be you.
14:12Oh.
14:12Well, you mean me?
14:14No, no, no, no.
14:15That won't do.
14:16You can't hide here.
14:16What?
14:17Listen.
14:17Till the trial tomorrow morning, we got to stash you somewhere else where they won't never find you.
14:22Oh.
14:22And I know just the place.
14:24Oh, where?
14:26My fishing cabin at Lake Chickamahony.
14:40Ain't that the same ambulance that was parked in town?
14:43Sure is.
14:43I wonder what it's doing all the way out here.
14:45I don't know.
14:46Stick tight with it.
14:46Let's find out.
14:47Uh-oh.
14:47Don't look now, J.D.
14:48Oh, what?
14:49Them Duke boys is following us.
14:51What?
14:52No.
14:52That's all we need now.
14:54All right.
14:54Loser, loser.
14:55You hear me?
14:56I'll try.
14:56I'll try.
14:57Leaders.
14:57Leaders.
14:58Now, where are you?
14:59Let's go.
14:59Them visionists and justice are following us.
15:01Up here on Mule Room.
15:05Stay right with us, J.D.
15:06All right.
15:07All right.
15:07Come on.
15:07Come on.
15:08Hey.
15:09Slow down, you hocky hocky.
15:10I'll really get a whiplash.
15:12Oh, just hush up back there, will you?
15:15Oh.
15:16The door's open.
15:17The door's open.
15:18Oh.
15:19Oh.
15:21Looks like old Roscoe would be happy to settle for a whiplash.
15:30Oh, no.
15:31A piece of nobacorn.
15:32Oh, oh, oh.
15:33He did it.
15:34Hey.
15:35Did you look at that?
15:36Yo.
15:38Hey.
15:39Yo.
15:39Yo.
15:40Oh.
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16:09Oh.
16:09I feel like a cow chip in a wind tunnel.
16:12Come on.
16:13Come on.
16:14Come on.
16:14Come on.
16:14Come on.
16:14Oh.
16:15Oh.
16:16Oh.
16:17What an experience.
16:18Look.
16:18I don't want to do that anymore.
16:19Don't anybody touch my patient.
16:21Can you?
16:21Listen.
16:21You boys.
16:22Your recklessness is a menace to this society.
16:25Oh, come on, boss. Luke just saved Roscoe's life.
16:28Cleetus! Cleetus!
16:29Here are your breakers and enterers.
16:31Well, you want me to stop them and come, boss?
16:33Well, somebody's got to go to jail.
16:35It's them of you.
16:36Well, it ain't going to be me, that's for sure.
16:38Hey, watch it.
16:39Cleetus, come on, that's our pain.
16:40Hey, listen, just move the car a little bit so I can get at you, okay?
16:43Hey, boy, yeah, let's pull the car in that, all right?
16:46You can't just walk on the car like that.
16:59That was a horrendous roly-coaster ride.
17:03I could have rolled all the way to Mississippi, boy.
17:05I said hush.
17:06Now, listen, just in case them Duke boys figured out that we was going to Lake Chickumahoonie,
17:11I got to find another place to stay at your caucus.
17:14Like where?
17:16Like the county jail.
17:18That's one place they'd never look.
17:21Come on, let's go, you quack.
17:23I wouldn't have fallen out there in the first place if you hadn't had to hit that pump.
17:27You know what could have happened to me?
17:29Well, the trial is in the morning, and all the Duke's got is Cleetus on their tail,
17:33which happens them from carrying out any plan, if they had been, which they ain't.
17:38And old clock is still 10.
17:40Hang on, Luke.
17:41Yeah!
18:03All right, well, this jail's a better place to be, ain't it?
18:06You want to settle in?
18:07Oh, listen, this is a lot of food.
18:09I really like this.
18:10Good, good.
18:11Only one thing, boss.
18:12What?
18:13All this exercise has given me a terrible thirst.
18:16Yeah?
18:16Yeah.
18:17What I wish you'd do is mix me a new batch of that juice there.
18:21Now, look.
18:21It's blackberry juice and soda water.
18:24Listen, I'm tired of it.
18:25And I want you to add some honey and some peanut butter to give it body.
18:28No, I ain't gonna do...
18:29And don't forget the cinnamon, because that gives it zing.
18:32Listen, Alice, I'm not doing this no more.
18:34Hey, you, put that away.
18:36It's your turn to make him happy.
18:37J.D., you are paying me to be a doctor, not a waiter for this nincompoop.
18:42Nincompoop?
18:42You're a quack.
18:43I wouldn't have him wait on me.
18:45I tell you, I'm gonna break one of my legs for real.
18:46Boys, I like the way you do it.
18:49And listen, after dinner, what I wish you'd do is to read me Jack and the Beanstalk again.
18:55What?
18:55Yeah.
18:56Listen, I read it to you seven times already.
18:58Well, I like it.
18:58Look, I'm sick of reading that book, you hear me?
19:01I'm sick, sick, sick.
19:02I'm sick of feeding you.
19:03I'm sick of coddling you.
19:04I'm sick of feeding your feet.
19:06All right, then, I'll go right upstairs and do it myself.
19:08No, you won't.
19:08No, no, stay here, stay here.
19:09Don't you go up and show yourself in public, you hear me?
19:11Well, anything you say.
19:13J.D., I'm afraid he's got you right where he wants you, but remember, it's gonna be worth it.
19:17He's right, but you remember, you're gonna get to Duke Farm fair and square, remember?
19:21I do, don't I?
19:22Ain't it wonderful?
19:23Oh, yeah.
19:24Yeah, now, if you'd be so kind as to push me over there to the table.
19:27All right, I will.
19:29Hey, wait a minute.
19:30What?
19:30This chair is powered.
19:32You go push yourself.
19:33But I like the way you do it.
19:34Well, but...
19:35And then when you get me over there and I quench my powerful thirst, I want you to peel me
19:39a grape.
19:41Since they couldn't find old Roscoe, the Dukes had a family council to talk things out.
19:46More folks ought to do that.
19:47Sometimes it even helps.
19:49What took you so long?
19:49Silent light, but Cletus followed us, hoping we'd lead him to y'all.
19:52Yeah, we looked in the boar's nest and all the buildings around the J.D. Owens and no sign of
19:58Roscoe.
19:58Yeah, we checked out all the old still hideouts, too.
20:01No sign of anybody there, either.
20:02Cross, I sure got him hid well.
20:04It's got to be somewhere.
20:05All right, boys, right over here.
20:07I want to divert that stream to right in here.
20:09So it will go right by the brewery.
20:11Who's that?
20:13I don't know.
20:13One way to find out?
20:14Check it out.
20:16Hey, there.
20:18What you doing?
20:18Yeah, what the heck are you guys surveying our land for?
20:23You must be the Duke family.
20:25That's right.
20:25And this here is our 40-year surveying.
20:28Well, I know that, sir.
20:30Mr. Hogg said he'd sell it to me in a couple of days.
20:32J.D. Hogg said he'd sell you this land?
20:35This land we're standing on?
20:36Right, going to build a brewery right here.
20:38How's that?
20:39Well, the more the Dukes heard about the building of a brewery here,
20:43and old boss's involvement,
20:44the more all the pieces begin to make a crock.
20:47Well, that makes it certain, then.
20:48By the way, ain't they a good-looking family?
20:51It's definite that Roscoe's faking them injuries.
20:53Now, things are getting so desperate for old boss,
20:55they even swore in another deputy to help old Cleese.
20:59Henry Potter, raise your right hand.
21:01Now, you solemnly swear to uphold the laws of the Heads of County
21:04and to vote full-time to apprehending all criminals hereabout,
21:08mainly including them Duke boys.
21:10Um, Mr. Hogg, sir,
21:11I'm not real comfortable wearing a uniform.
21:14Look, will you just raise your hand
21:16and say, I do?
21:17And driving fast upsets my stomach.
21:19Look, Emery,
21:20Cleese needs lots of help
21:21in capturing them fugitism justice.
21:23Go on.
21:23Now, just say, I do.
21:25I'm not what you'd call a physical person.
21:28Oh, Emery,
21:30you know,
21:30in that there uniform,
21:31you sure do bear a striking resemblance
21:34to that great hero,
21:36General Stonewall Jackson.
21:38I do.
21:39You're sworn.
21:40All right, come here.
21:41You get out there
21:42and I don't want to see you back here
21:43until you've got a Duke boy
21:44on the other end of that cuff.
21:45You hear me?
21:45And you, too.
21:46Get moving.
21:47He don't look nothing like Stonewall Jackson.
21:48Oh, will you go?
21:51Meanwhile,
21:52old Jesse decided to place a call
21:53to his own expert witness,
21:56Doc Apple.
21:57He'll be there.
21:58Goodbye.
22:00Well,
22:02all that's got to happen
22:03is the boys pick the doc up
22:05first thing tomorrow morning
22:06and get him to the trial.
22:08Well, that's great.
22:10Boss ain't going to win anything then.
22:11Nothing.
22:12Nothing.
22:13Only problem is
22:14the boys might get caught
22:16violating their probation
22:18going into Chickasaw County.
22:21But Jack was too late.
22:22With a sound
22:23as though the earth was cracking open,
22:25the beanstalk crashed to the ground.
22:27Ooh, ooh.
22:27There, tangled in its stems,
22:29lay the giant.
22:30It's dead.
22:31Yeah, dead.
22:32You got it.
22:32Ooh, ooh, ooh.
22:33All right, here.
22:34Take this.
22:34Oh, yeah, let me.
22:35Yeah.
22:35Oh, yeah.
22:36Oh, I like that.
22:37Hello.
22:37Oh, hi, baby.
22:38What is it?
22:39Yeah?
22:40Yeah?
22:42Oh, they did.
22:43And they will.
22:44All right.
22:44Hey, you sure know
22:45what size of the bridge
22:46your brothers are,
22:47don't you?
22:47Well, thank you, honey.
22:48Yeah, I won't forget about it.
22:53Cletus Emery,
22:53are you out there?
22:54Yeah, cousin boss.
22:55We sure are.
22:56All right, well, listen.
22:57Tomorrow morning,
22:57Bow and Luke Duke
22:58are going to Chickasaw County.
23:00Now, this is your chance
23:01to catch them criminals.
23:02And listen,
23:03you better catch them.
23:04If we know where they're going,
23:05all we've got to do
23:05is block the road.
23:06That's about as easy
23:07as pouring water out of a boot
23:09with instructions written on the bottom.
23:11Yeah, that'll be the day.
23:13Oh, I got it.
23:16Well, the morning of the trial,
23:18a roadblock was set up
23:19across the shortest way
23:20into Chickasaw County.
23:21No Duke's going to cross this bridge,
23:23no way, no how, no nuh-uh.
23:25They'll cross this bridge
23:26just as soon as pigs got wings.
23:29Yep, just as soon as pigs got wings.
23:36Now, look what they've gone and done.
23:37You've got to admit,
23:38they're trying real hard, aren't they?
23:39Yeah, hold on.
23:43We've got Fox and Duke's.
23:49They went back for hell.
23:50Back for hell?
23:51They ain't going back for hell.
23:56Where are they going?
23:58They're going to jump it.
24:00They can't jump that.
24:02Houdini couldn't jump that.
24:03Hang on this time.
24:15I call this here circuit court to order.
24:18Uh, uh, excuse me, Judge.
24:19Oh, I object.
24:20How's come you're objecting
24:21when I ain't said nothing yet?
24:23Uh, Your Honor,
24:24I was wondering if we might hold up
24:26these proceedings for just a little while
24:28till I get a couple of witnesses here.
24:31Well...
24:31Your Honor, let me just explain
24:33that what Mr. Duke
24:34is actually asking this court to do,
24:36if you can believe it,
24:38is to hold up all these here proceedings
24:39and just wait for his nephews to get here.
24:42Uh, two criminals
24:43who just happen to be
24:45fugitives from justice.
24:47Is that true, Mr. Duke?
24:48Technically, it might be true.
24:50In that case, let's proceed with the trial.
24:53Now, will counsel for the plaintiff begin?
24:55Your Honor,
24:56we are here today
24:58for this court to learn
25:00why my client,
25:01Chief Roscoe P. Coltrane,
25:03who was seriously,
25:05grievously,
25:06and permanently injured
25:06through the negligence
25:07of them two aforementioned criminals,
25:09should be properly compensated
25:12for having every boon
25:14in his poor body broke
25:16into itty-bitty little pieces.
25:21I object, Your Honor.
25:23Overruled.
25:23Go ahead, Mr. Hogg.
25:24I will.
25:25I still object.
25:27Sit down.
25:28Go ahead, Mr. Hogg.
25:29Your Honor,
25:30you've got to let us tell our side of the story.
25:32Your Honor,
25:32I object to all these objections
25:34from these objectionable feet.
25:36Well, I object to that.
25:37I object to that.
25:38I'm sure he's right.
25:40Now, please,
25:41hold all the objections.
25:43Try again, Mr. Hogg.
25:44Your Honor,
25:46I call for my first witness,
25:48the full victim,
25:49Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane.
25:52Oh.
25:55Oh.
26:00That dang trial started already.
26:03The Stark had to pick
26:04this morning for delivery.
26:08All right, we still make it.
26:11Come on, Doc,
26:12let's hit the roof.
26:13Sorry, boss.
26:14Looks like it's gonna be twins.
26:18It was a humongous accident.
26:21I mean,
26:22to tell you,
26:22I'm in misery.
26:23I think every hair on my head
26:25has got a compound fracture.
26:26Oh.
26:28I don't know about you,
26:29Your Honor,
26:29but this sure is a sad story
26:31I ever heard.
26:33Now, Your Honor,
26:34I'd like to introduce
26:35as a piece of supporting evidence
26:37that Sheriff Coltrane's
26:38miserable little hound dog,
26:40Fleas.
26:46Oh.
26:46Oh, come on.
26:47There's Flash.
26:49Easy.
26:50You sit her down there.
26:52All right, go on,
26:53go on, go on, go on.
26:54Judge, you can see
26:55what a horrendous crash it was.
26:57In fact,
26:57it was so sudden
26:58that every tick and flea
27:00on Flash's miserable,
27:01wrinkled little hide
27:02was shook off.
27:03Yeah, right on the hand.
27:04Mm-mm.
27:07Be right with you, boys.
27:09Do you like it, right?
27:10Yeah.
27:13Uh, boys?
27:15You got a kitten.
27:16Not triplets.
27:17They're lucky he ain't a vet.
27:18Some dogs have a dozen
27:19to the litter.
27:21Well, that does it,
27:22Your Honor.
27:23I rest
27:24my airtight case.
27:27You have anything to say?
27:28Yes, Your Honor.
27:29I do.
27:29You see,
27:30us Dukes,
27:31we hold our land secret.
27:33Well,
27:34that land has been
27:35in the Duke family
27:36since 1792, it was.
27:39Y'all set, Doc?
27:40Yeah, me, yeah.
27:41All right.
27:48Now, waiting down the road
27:49was Sheriff Little
27:50of Chickasaw County.
27:52He only loved one thing,
27:54his badge,
27:55and hated two things,
27:56Dukes and Roscoe Coltrane.
27:58Why, every night,
27:59he prayed to his maker
28:00that he could nail
28:01the Duke boys
28:01before Roscoe did.
28:04Sorry for the delay, boys.
28:06It's all right.
28:07We'll just take a shortcut.
28:08Ew!
28:19Now, old Sheriff Little
28:20has rigged an extra hundred
28:21horses under the hood.
28:23Whatever!
28:23Just for times like this.
28:30You know,
28:30by the time them boys
28:31get to the trial,
28:32the farm's gonna be gone,
28:34and that brewery's
28:35gonna be selling beer
28:36on TV.
28:46Of course,
28:46having extra horses
28:47don't mean no whole lot,
28:49unless you know
28:50how to drive.
28:51He don't look too pleased.
28:52I'm gonna get you.
28:53I wouldn't be here.
28:53He's too big to be that mad.
28:55All right,
28:56let's get out of here.
28:57Let's get out of here.
28:59Merrill!
29:01You're gonna be all right, Doc.
29:02We got it.
29:03So you see, Your Honor,
29:05a man's land is his soul,
29:07and in the spring,
29:08when new life
29:09comes into the ground,
29:10it comes into the farmer, too,
29:12because he is the ground.
29:14Well, Your Honor,
29:15I don't know what I'd do
29:16if I didn't have
29:18no more springs
29:19to look forward to.
29:21Ah, thank you, sir.
29:24Mr. Duke,
29:24your story is heartwarming.
29:27But,
29:27I gotta make my decision
29:29and move on.
29:30This court awards
29:31to the plaintiff,
29:32Sheriff Coltrane,
29:33the sum of $50,000.
29:35Oh, good news!
29:37No!
29:38$50,000?
29:39Oh, we got that land.
29:40Exactly so.
29:41And, Your Honor,
29:42my client is more than willing
29:44to accept that farm
29:46as proper compensation.
29:47So be it.
29:48The Duke farm is awarded
29:50to Sheriff Coltrane.
29:51What's the jury?
29:52All right!
29:52Hang on a minute!
29:53Wait a minute!
29:53Stop the trial!
29:54Huh?
29:55What happened?
29:55I lost everything.
29:57Oh, no, no, no.
29:58You didn't lose everything.
29:59Why, out of the goodness
30:00of his heart,
30:01my client is willing
30:03that you keep everything
30:04except the link.
30:06Isn't that nice of me?
30:07Yeah.
30:07And me,
30:08out of the goodness
30:08of my heart,
30:09I'm gonna drop
30:10all the charges
30:10against your Duke boys.
30:12Oh, and that's nice
30:12of you, too, boss.
30:13That's right, Roscoe.
30:14It sure is.
30:15So,
30:15your Dukes have everything
30:16off their land
30:17by 2 o'clock,
30:18including your house and bones.
30:19You hear me?
30:20Now, clear the call.
30:21Terrific.
30:22Has this trial
30:22been too much for you?
30:23No, no, no.
30:24He's looking a lot better now.
30:24So, don't touch him.
30:25Quick, quack.
30:26Come on,
30:26we'll get you back.
30:27No, no, no, no.
30:28You boys got a lot
30:29of work to do.
30:30I'll, uh,
30:31I'll take a bus.
30:33Did you fella scare Doc?
30:35Huh, we didn't mean to.
30:37You suppose there's any reason
30:38why boss picked 2 o'clock?
30:39Well, sure.
30:40That's about how long
30:41it'll take for that judge
30:42to get over into Atlanta
30:44and file them papers.
30:45And once they're filed,
30:47there ain't no way
30:47we can get that farm back.
30:50Y'all stay over to the house.
30:52Thanks, Cutter.
30:55Oh, Flash,
30:57you were so good in court.
30:59You almost made me cry.
31:02You know something?
31:04Flash could sure use
31:05a nice little walk
31:06right about now.
31:07She could, huh?
31:08Well, that's good.
31:09Go tell her to walk herself.
31:10You mean to tell me
31:11you don't have to be nice
31:12to me no more?
31:13Well, are you kidding?
31:13Even the trial is over.
31:14I'm through being nice.
31:16J.D., J.D.
31:17The papers haven't been filed yet.
31:18That's right.
31:19The papers ain't been filed yet.
31:21Yeah, all right.
31:22And Flash here
31:22wants to take her walk.
31:24Well, listen,
31:24I ain't gonna do it.
31:25On the count of
31:26that hound hates my goods.
31:28All right,
31:28I'll take her myself then.
31:29No, you won't.
31:30Stay there, stay there.
31:37Get back.
31:38It sure was nice
31:39a boss to leave us
31:39everything except the land.
31:42Figure out how
31:43we're gonna move that house.
31:44Moving the house
31:44would be easier
31:45than moving the barn.
31:46You boys sound like
31:47you're giving up.
31:49Yeah, we still have
31:50a little time.
31:51At least wait
31:51until that judge
31:52files the papers in Atlanta.
31:53Probably halfway there
31:54by now.
31:55Unless he has a flat tire
31:56or something.
31:56There still ought to be
31:57a way to prove
31:58that Roscoe's faking.
31:59I mean, we all know he is.
32:02Flash, come on.
32:03Let's go.
32:06Like I said,
32:08if we could prove
32:09that he's faking.
32:13Don't give up
32:13the farm yet,
32:14Uncle Jesse.
32:17Clintus,
32:18how's it going, Flash?
32:19How you doing?
32:20Oh, about half.
32:21Yeah, I know what you mean.
32:23Just out for a walk.
32:24Clintus,
32:24I cannot believe
32:25you letting Bo Duke
32:26get away with it.
32:27Boss dropped
32:28all the charges.
32:29No, I don't mean that.
32:30I mean that.
32:31What?
32:31Eaton?
32:33Ain't no law
32:34against Eaton, Cooper.
32:35No, there ain't no law
32:35against Eaton,
32:36but there is a law
32:36against littering.
32:37Don't you remember
32:38what Ms. McElroy said
32:39in the fourth grade?
32:40Keep hazard clean.
32:42I hate littering.
32:43Hold Flash, will you?
32:44Sure.
32:45Hey, Bo.
32:46Hi, Clintus.
32:46What do you think
32:47you're doing?
32:48You know you can't do that.
32:49You can't go around
32:49throwing peanuts
32:50on the ground.
32:50That's littering.
32:52I'll give you a ticket.
32:53Want one?
32:54Yeah, thanks.
32:54Here, take the whole thing.
32:55Hey.
32:56Tell you what,
32:57give me the ticket
32:57when you catch me.
32:58Bo, come back here.
32:59Bo.
33:01Hey, wait a minute.
33:02Come here, honey.
33:04You...
33:04Let's go get us.
33:05Back, back, baby.
33:06Back, back, baby.
33:21Hey, quiet.
33:27You're all wet.
33:34You know, y'all,
33:35that Cletus
33:35has got deceptive speed.
33:37Slower than he looks.
33:38Right.
33:39Hey, Flash.
33:41Well, now that we've got her,
33:43what are we gonna do?
33:43We gotta get Boss
33:44out of the way.
33:45I'll leave that up
33:46to you, Daisy.
33:47Okay.
33:47Then we get Roscoe
33:48up and around
33:48and get a picture of him.
33:50Then what we gotta do
33:51is get the picture
33:51to that judge
33:52before he gets the papers
33:53to Atlanta.
33:56No slur.
33:57Dr. Duncan's here.
33:58Yeah.
33:59Yes.
33:59J.D. is for you.
34:01Huh?
34:01Oh.
34:05Hello and old.
34:06Commissioner Hogg.
34:07Well, I wear a lot of hats, honey.
34:09Which Commissioner Hogg
34:09did you want?
34:10I wish to speak
34:11to Land Development
34:12Commissioner Hogg.
34:13You got him.
34:13This is Mr. Crystal's
34:14secretary calling.
34:15Oh, listen.
34:16Tell your boss
34:17that we can all
34:19sign them papers
34:20this afternoon.
34:20Well, Mr. Crystal
34:22has had a change of mind.
34:23He is now considering
34:24another parcel of property
34:26five miles north of town.
34:28Another five miles north?
34:31Wait a minute.
34:32That'd be the Mulberry Farm.
34:33Well, I don't own that place.
34:35Perhaps you can tell him
34:36yourself, Commissioner.
34:38He is out there right now.
34:40Yeah, yeah.
34:40I'll go out
34:41and tell him myself.
34:42I will.
34:42Bye.
34:43Bye.
34:43Hey, boss.
34:44Listen.
34:45Listen, that soup made me hot.
34:46It's stuffy in here.
34:47Stuffy, stuffy, stuffy.
34:48Come here and fan me.
34:49Oh, go fan yourself.
34:50Uh-oh, naughty, naughty.
34:52You better be nice to me
34:53until those papers are filed.
34:55I got you in the palm of my hand.
34:57Oh, no, you don't.
34:58I don't.
34:58I don't need your farm no more.
35:01So you can just take your soup
35:03and slip.
35:05Oh, you did.
35:07Wait a minute.
35:07You did.
35:09Oh, good.
35:11That's what I'm getting.
35:13All of a sudden,
35:15that Mr. Crystal
35:17wants some Mulberry Farm.
35:18Mm.
35:22I mean,
35:22I sure thought
35:23the new place
35:23would be good enough for him.
35:25Well,
35:26I just got to get myself
35:27out there now
35:28and change his mind
35:30prone to him.
35:31All right.
35:32Let's go.
35:38Roscoe!
35:38Hey!
35:39Hey, Roscoe,
35:40we got some bad news.
35:41Man, I can't believe
35:42they grabbed that dog.
35:43What are we going to do?
35:44I don't know.
35:44Flash is gone.
35:45It's hard to imagine
35:46life around here
35:46without Flash.
35:47What?
35:48Why don't we call the FBI?
35:49Yeah, you better do that.
35:50Boy, those guys are mean, too.
35:51There ain't no telling
35:51what they're going to do
35:52to that dog.
35:53Hey, FBI?
35:54Yeah, listen,
35:54this here is Bo Duke
35:55over in Hazard County.
35:56I wish to report
35:57a dog napping.
35:58Flash?
35:58The dog answers
35:59the name of Flash.
36:00Did they say Flag?
36:01They're not supposed
36:02to move.
36:02Wait, wait.
36:03Roscoe, don't move.
36:04Don't move.
36:04Get your hands off of me.
36:06What?
36:07Flash!
36:08Roscoe, wait, wait.
36:09Didn't they have
36:10a whip with him?
36:10Yeah, and change.
36:11They had a whip and change.
36:12Roscoe, what did he?
36:13What did you say
36:14about Flash?
36:15They got her
36:16and they're heading
36:16down Main Street.
36:17Hey, if you run,
36:17you can still get her.
36:18Flash!
36:19Daddy's coming!
36:20Oh, Nick!
36:21Oh, dog.
36:22All right, Roscoe,
36:22we're right behind.
36:23I'm going to help you.
36:24I can't believe it.
36:26Daddy's coming!
36:31There he is.
36:33Hold it, Roscoe.
36:35Go, boy.
36:36All right.
36:37All right.
36:38I'm not kidding this time.
36:40Mr. Crystal,
36:41he wasn't at
36:42that little merry place.
36:43He wasn't.
36:43Oh, somebody hoodwinked me.
36:44Oh, really?
36:45Yeah.
36:45Hey, boss, say grits.
36:46Yeah, I'm taking pictures
36:47today, boss.
36:50What pictures are those?
36:51What are you doing out here?
36:52Did anybody take your picture?
36:53Well, Connor,
36:53but I didn't smile.
36:55I couldn't stop him.
36:56Oh, damn.
36:56Where's the picture?
36:57Where's the picture?
36:57I got him, boss.
36:58See you later.
36:59No, no, no.
37:00Give me that.
37:01Give me that.
37:01Give me that.
37:02Let him.
37:03Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
37:07Come on.
37:08Come on.
37:11Wait a minute.
37:14Wait a minute.
37:15Wait a minute.
37:16Cleaners.
37:17Cleaners, Aunt Marie,
37:18are you out there?
37:18Well, here comes, boss.
37:19All right, listen.
37:20The Duke boy just escaped
37:21on East on Main Street.
37:22Stop him.
37:22Don't let them get pissed.
37:24Well, I thought you dropped them charges.
37:25Well, I just undropped them.
37:27Now, don't let them get out of town.
37:29Roger, we'll call them.
37:42You guys are out of their minds.
37:46Now, you talk about tough luck.
37:48You ever rear-ended two police cars?
38:15I found it!
38:16I found it!
38:16Oh, goody, goody gumdrops!
38:18I gotta go!
38:19Let's go!
38:20Listen, boss, you know something?
38:21It's a waste of time.
38:22They've already gone by now.
38:24They have?
38:25Yeah.
38:25Well, wait a minute.
38:26That'll get cleaners.
38:27Cleaners!
38:27Emery, did you look not stop them Duke boys?
38:30Not exactly, cousin boss.
38:31Well, then what exactly?
38:33Uh, cousin boss.
38:33Oh, they get away?
38:35They get away?
38:36They got away.
38:37Oh, that's a shame.
38:38All right, all right, all right.
38:39Now, just listen to me.
38:40I'm listening.
38:41At you!
38:42I'm talking to them!
38:42No, what are you?
38:43Just don't sit there, you hollowheads.
38:45You go after them and talk.
38:46You hear me?
38:46They get it for it.
38:47They're trying.
38:48All right, over here.
38:50What are you doing here?
38:51I mean, ain't you causing enough trouble blowing my schemes already?
38:53I gotta go get your photograph and all that?
38:55Well, I'm trying to help you.
38:57Help?
38:57Yeah.
38:57You ain't helping.
38:58You're gawking.
38:59Well, I like to watch you operate under stress.
39:02All right, then.
39:03What's this for operating?
39:04This is J.D.
39:05Hawk calling Sheriff Little.
39:06You got your ears on?
39:08These on, and these burning.
39:10All right, all right.
39:11Listen, if Bo and Luke Duke want to head off just as parts, well, then they got to go through
39:15Chickasaw County, don't they?
39:16Yeah, right through Chickasaw.
39:16Sheriff Little, Chickasaw County.
39:19Little, J.D.
39:19Hawk talking.
39:20Listen, the Duke boys are haze that are coming through your county, taking a shortcut to Atlanta,
39:24you hear me?
39:25I can hardly wait.
39:26All right, well, I expect you're going to catch them, ain't you?
39:29Oh, I'll get them, and I'll stuff them, and I'll mount them.
39:32All right, then, come on.
39:33We got to go.
39:34Get out, get out, will you?
39:35I can't, because I'm stuck.
39:37Well, unstuck yourself and get out.
39:39I got to go get that photograph.
39:40I can't do it.
39:41I'm going to...
39:41All right, stay in here.
39:43Come on, I'm going to go.
39:44I'm like a ride in the...
39:44Get my money, I'm staying with my pace.
39:46Oh, you quack!
39:47Don't you call me that.
39:48Uh, Shepherd of Lost Sheep.
39:49Shepherd of Lost Sheep, do you read me?
39:53This is Shepherd, boys.
39:55You got your ears on?
39:56The Lost Sheep ain't hearing Shepherd, because their aerial got busted.
40:00Remember?
40:01Hello?
40:02Uncle Jesse, it's no use.
40:04I wonder why they can't hear me.
40:06Well, we better get to them before Sheriff Little does.
40:17Let's go.
40:22What's up, y'all?
40:23Sheriff Little's getting ready to jump the boys.
40:25Big Ed Little.
40:25Yes.
40:26That's right.
40:26I'll be right behind you.
40:27Come on.
40:29Hang on, Flash.
40:30You're going to take us a little ride.
40:40Here, take a look at this.
40:41All right, that turned out great.
40:43Yeah.
40:44Once the judge gets a look at this picture, we're going to be free and clear.
40:47Well, we got a clear road to hoe now.
40:49Come on, General, do your stuff.
40:51I know, it's getting awful late.
40:53Maybe you're right.
40:54Maybe that judge did get a flat tire, huh?
41:04Look up ahead.
41:05Looks like Sheriff Little's got the roadblocked.
41:07We got the Littleblocked, cousin.
41:11Help!
41:12That's it!
41:12That's it!
41:13Come back!
41:13You see, Chickasaw County is as poor as Job's Turkey.
41:17They only got one police car.
41:20And one car don't make a very good roadblock.
41:25Meanwhile, the judge was delayed by eating at the Chickasaw Diner.
41:29You know what?
41:30Some folks have been delayed permanently eating there.
41:41Can you get yourself one stuff?
41:43Because if you can, I'll stop over there and drop you off.
41:45No, listen, you that just cast, it's about two feet too long thanks to this quack.
41:54You bear flesh.
42:23Hey, Luke, ain't that our judge up ahead?
42:25You got that right.
42:27We have to have time to find him, though.
42:28We ain't got no time to stop.
42:29Just keep going.
42:53What are you doing here, you rough nuts?
42:56Mr. Fogg, what's going on here?
42:58Judge Pulse.
42:59Oh, fancy meeting you here.
43:01Mr. Plainy, what's he doing here?
43:03Well, we just brought him out here to get a little fresh air, don't you know?
43:07Oh.
43:07Yeah, well, you can just check it out with his own doctor right here.
43:11Yes, as his personal physician, I felt it.
43:13You're a quack.
43:14I told you not to call me that.
43:15Quack, quack, quack.
43:16Oh, hush, hush, hush.
43:18I've had it.
43:18The doctor is leaving.
43:19I don't have to put up with that.
43:20Don't leave, don't leave, don't leave.
43:22I mean, you're here, but I can't put up.
43:24Will you two just kiss and make up?
43:25Oh, you ain't gonna kiss a duck.
43:27Hang on, Flash, looks like we got us some more tow jobs coming up here.
43:34Where do you suppose the boys are?
43:41Gotta shake this sheriff and get down the road.
43:43I know what you...
43:58Hang on.
44:00Woo-hoo!
44:08Woo-hoo!
44:09Woo-hoo!
44:11You've done it to him this time.
44:12I hate to meet him the next time.
44:15Let's get back to that judge, all right?
44:16All right.
44:20And I sure hope the Duke boys don't have to go back to Chickasaw for a while.
44:29Well, I'm telling you, you gotta move your force trying to move mine.
44:31I'm not gonna move...
44:32You gotta move your force!
44:33I'm sorry for this disturbance, Your Honor.
44:36In just a minute, we'll have you right back on your way to Atlanta.
44:39I think I'd rather wait and find out what's going on here.
44:42I better be going.
44:43I think I just heard my beeper.
44:44I have a patient about 50 miles.
44:45You and your beeper are staying here.
44:47Your Honor, what's Roscoe doing up and about?
44:50Hearing up and about?
44:51No, he's down and out.
44:53And in great pain, too.
44:55Pain.
44:55Pain.
44:56Oh, oh, there's Flash.
44:58Oh, I'm so happy to see you.
45:01Put it right in here.
45:04I've got some new evidence right here.
45:07No, no, no.
45:08Nobody will tell me anything.
45:09Hold on, we've got some new evidence right here.
45:12Take a look at that snapshot.
45:13You see who that is?
45:14That's him.
45:14That you?
45:15Oh, well, no, that ain't him.
45:17Now, the judge didn't have time to go all the way back to Hazard for another trial.
45:22So he reconvened court right smack dab in the middle of the road.
45:26Well, what with all the evidence the Dukes had, there wasn't much else the judge could
45:31do.
45:31So all the charges against the Dukes was dropped.
45:34And you see old Slick slipping away?
45:37Well, he ran right into Sheriff Little, who was in a perfect mood to handle somebody just
45:42like old Slick.
45:45So once again, things was right in Hazard County.
45:48The taxes was paid, and the Dukes farm was saved.
45:59Lawyer was picked by the Dukes wasci publish almost in thegeschoss Serviceway
46:00of the Dragon Ball.
46:00It was a problem for people who grew up against Hazard County.
46:01For those who took place at Hazard County, they graduated up late for a year.
46:09And theseệm said, I went by the time to do it for tienesuse year, and
46:13I брOpenV it.
46:32Good God, YouTube.
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