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00:00When the mob beats in Hazard County, there's some dealin'.
00:03Me and my associates would give ten grand.
00:06Hope you don't mind if I go skinny-dippin'.
00:08You really dip-
00:09Some dancin'?
00:11Don't think too long.
00:13Whose side are we on?
00:14Some wheel.
00:21I guess we're gonna cancel my insurance now.
00:26And a little romance.
00:27He just gave us the kiss of death.
00:30Just a good old boy
00:36Never meanin' no harm
00:40Beats all you've never saw
00:44Been in trouble with the law
00:45Since the day they was born
00:47Straightnin' the curves
00:50Flatnin' the hills
00:56Someday the mountain might get them
00:58But the law never will
00:59Makein' their way
01:03The only way they know how
01:06That's just a little bit more
01:11Than the law will allow
01:12Just a good old boy
01:15Wouldn't change if they could
01:19Fightin' the system like a two
01:23Modern-day Robin Hood
01:25Have you ever seen such hairy pigs?
01:43Now for all y'all that are new to Hazard County
01:57Folks here tend to be very individualistic
02:00Like if there ain't no road going to where they're going
02:03They'll make one
02:04Especially if it's a Duke's doing the going
02:06Now Luke, we told Cooter we'd have to test out these new shocks before we bought them
02:18I can't figure out any better way than this, did you?
02:21Yeah, well, I'm sure the shots can take it
02:23I just ain't sure my kidneys can't
02:24I got him, I got him
02:43Auxiliary Deputy Sheriff Cletus
02:46This is your leader and Superior Officer Sheriff Roscoe Fico trained here
02:51I have just caught the Duke boys going a half mile over the speed limit
02:56With my new radar good
02:57Sounds like maybe their speedometer's out of whack and they don't know it
03:02Maybe I'll just give him a warning
03:03Cletus, now listen
03:05I don't care if you are Boss Hogg's cousin
03:08If you don't make this arrest and you goof up
03:11I am going to have your tail for an ugly throw rug
03:14You got that, boy?
03:16Yes, sir, I hope so
03:17Good
03:18Please tell me that's a fire truck behind us
03:42All right
03:44That's a fire truck behind us
03:46Roscoe's driving it
03:48Look, I don't know why he's chasing us
03:49We're only going 55
03:50Well, no one Roscoe
03:52He'll figure out some excuse after he catches us
03:55Ain't no way I'm going to let him do that
03:57Hang on
04:16Hang on
04:17Those hicks really know how to tool their wheels
04:28Yeah, the local fuzz ain't bad either
04:37Yeah, this is Mother
04:43The boys want the word on a meeting place
04:45Negative
04:46We put that out over the air and it'll make the St. Valentine's Day massacre look like a Sunday school picnic
04:51We'll get in touch with you as soon as the boss works something out with Curly
04:54Guess who, Curly?
04:56Good
04:56Money
04:59Manicure
05:00Manicure
05:01Garlic
05:04Black Jack Bender
05:07So are you
05:09Carly hop
05:11I ain't seen you
05:12Since you was running shine to Chicago and I was picking it up for the...
05:16Syndicate
05:16Organization
05:18You sure are a sight for these tired old eyes
05:22Now don't it just warm your heart to see folks of different cultures hit it off so good
05:33A lot of cement overcoats under the bridge since then, huh, Curly?
05:40You ain't still in that business, are you?
05:43You're kidding
05:43That kind of stuff went out with Capone
05:45Oh
05:46Right now I'm as legit as you are
05:48I wish you could put it a might more reassuring than that
05:52I thought you were trying to lose, Russell
06:09This fish gotta take the bait before you can reel them in
06:12I think it's okay
06:29Get it
06:29Yep
06:29So I turned over a new leaf
06:57Even took English lessons at Burlidge
07:00Remember how I didn't used to talk so good?
07:03Now I'm what you might call the purveyor of recreational paraphernalia to the younger generation
07:08It's a toy business
07:10Oh, toy business
07:11Sounds right peaceful compared to the old days
07:15Ever hear of, uh, industrial spies?
07:20Uh-huh
07:20They're trying to steal my, uh, new toy design
07:26Well, I'll be tired
07:27So that's why, uh, me and my associates would give, uh
07:30Ten grand for a meeting place to be safe for 24 hours
07:36To work out the design
07:37Well, how about the Hog Hotel?
07:40All I gotta do is evict Windows Stargrass from a suite
07:43It's too public
07:44Then how about Hogs Incognito Motel?
07:46Everybody registers under the name of Smith
07:48Too private
07:48All right, there is one spot
07:50Usually they try to keep people in
07:52But there's no reason it wouldn't work the other way
07:53I'm talking about the Hazard County Jail
07:56You know, Curly
07:57You lost your hair
07:59But not your brains
08:00Ten grand
08:02Get the other half when the meeting's over
08:09Providing
08:10There's no outside interference
08:12Blackjack
08:13For this kind of money
08:15I'll keep out the Army, the Navy, the Marine Corps, the Air Force
08:18And the more scouts
08:19Not to mention the Hazard County Commission of Animal Regulation
08:23Dog catcher?
08:25That's right
08:25You
08:26Me
08:26Where's your phone?
08:29Uh, B-phone's right over there
08:30Young lady, uh
08:37I was wondering if you could change this here, Bill
08:41I need a few coins to call my aged mother
08:43Keeps her happy
08:43I got my tips here
08:45Thanks, honey
08:46Keep the change
08:47Mister, you just gave me 50 bucks
08:50Sorry, I never carry anything smaller
08:53Hello, Mother
09:03This is B.J., your ever-loving son
09:05Tell the boys to head out for a hit county called Hazard
09:09Meet me at the courthouse
09:10Bosh, it makes them nervous
09:12I don't care if it does make them nervous
09:14Considering their current legal status
09:16Just tell them to get the lead out and be there
09:20Right, Bosh
09:21See you in jail, Curly
09:28Yeah, all right
09:29How can a feller like that be so polite to me
09:33And so rude to his mother?
09:38Drive me to the county jail
09:40No wisecracks
09:43Seeing as how that river's too shallow for even Roscoe to drown
10:03I figure Cletus ought to be pulling him out right about now
10:06Great, that'll give us a clear shot at testing out these new shocks
10:09Ain't you got us into enough trouble for one day?
10:13Look, Luke, I promise you, just one more jump
10:16If you don't get this fixed fast, the others are going to get to the jail before we do
10:33Sorry, boss, you can't figure why the engine cloaked out
10:35And you majored in auto mechanics in the federal pen
10:38Not very bright
10:41Hang on, Custis
10:49They can take this, they can take anything
10:51What are you talking, shocks or kidneys?
10:53All that crazy stunts
11:10Well, you dang near took the hat right off, that one with the briefcase
11:13Luke, I'm telling you, dang near only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades
11:16Man, we better go back there and apologize
11:19Come on
11:19Yeah
11:20What do you guys think you're doing?
11:32I got a mind to...
11:33Give you $100 to drive me to the jailhouse post-haste
11:37That's only about 10 miles
11:38Shoot, mister, we'll take that
11:39Wait a minute, $100 for five minutes' work?
11:43Well, that'd be like highway robbery
11:45All right, one of you drives and the other stays here and helps these two mechanical geniuses fix the car
11:51Well, you put it like that, mister
11:54You got yourself a deal
11:56Maybe it's a carburetor or something
12:02Excuse me
12:04I don't like the way this day is starting
12:09I don't like it at all
12:12A car with doors that won't open
12:15Easy, very easy
12:19Hey, looky, here now comes another $35.42
12:36I don't like it at all, you see
12:43Well, step right inside, sir
12:46That door at the end of the little path
12:47And on behalf of Harrison County
12:49I want to welcome you to the toy capital of the world
12:52Do it, punk
12:53You're wilting my boot in the air
12:55Watch this
13:05I ain't never seen cooter jump like that just because boss whistled
13:09That's because you ain't never seen boss pay $35.42 just to polish in garages out-of-state limos before either
13:15Come on, come on, move there
13:17All right, come on, come on
13:21Yeah, oh
13:24Hog's the name, Jefferson Davis Hog
13:28But you can call me boss
13:30There's no way around, fatso
13:32You call me boss
13:34Here, take care of that
13:36What?
13:38He sure ain't very friendly
13:40Well, you can't hardly blame him for not wanting to shake boss's hand
13:44That's just good hygiene
13:45Say, I know you from the old days
13:50You always flippin' a quarter
13:52Just like that
13:53See, you's my darling, man
13:56Inflation, shorty
13:57Yeah, I know what you mean
13:59Toy convention
14:06Hey, y'all
14:09Huh?
14:10Look here
14:10I don't think these guys are going rabbit hunting
14:17I don't know about y'all, but I don't think them city boys come to Hazard to hunt possums
14:27So after Cooter found all them guns, we decided to check all the rest of limos, too
14:34What'd you find?
14:35Uncle Jesse
14:36Let me put it to you this way
14:38If the South had that much artillery, we'd have never lost Atlanta
14:42I don't like the sound of it
14:44Them kind of guns is illegal, and besides, a lot of people could get hurt
14:50Friends, neighbors, even some folks we don't particularly care about
14:53Well, in good Hazard County, we'd better find out what them dudes is up to
14:58Seeing as we can't trust the sheriff, I guess it's up to us
15:01What do you mean, us?
15:02You coming, too?
15:03What do you think?
15:06Us
15:06Ain't that nice?
15:11You just don't see many families having fun together nowadays
15:14Y'all know why we're here
15:20The organization we built with our own sweat and blood has fallen into unfriendly hands
15:26Specifically, those of our own sons
15:29My own kids won't let me go near the docks
15:31What are you talking about?
15:32They ain't even allowed into my own horse parlors
15:34I ain't even...
15:35They even got lookouts to turn me back if I want to get into Atlantic City
15:39Me, who invented the six-slot machine jackpot parlay
15:42You know what?
15:44What?
15:44You're a genius
15:45I know
15:46Time we teach them young punks a lesson
15:48We gave them the gambling, loan shark in the black market, the broads and the booze
15:53The current phrase
15:54What the godfathers giveth
15:57Godfathers can taketh away
16:00Morning
16:04I've come to see my boyfriend, Deputy Sheriff Cletus Hawk
16:07Sorry, honey
16:08He's out to breakfast
16:10But it's almost noon
16:11So
16:12He's a big eater
16:14Well, in that case
16:17We'll just have a few words with Sheriff Coltrane
16:20Grants
16:21If you don't get your foot out of the door
16:23It'll wind up in a plastic cast
16:25We'll it's out
16:28Hey
16:30We sure don't want nobody in there, no way
16:37Well, I guess we're just going to have to change your mind
16:39How you planning on doing that?
16:42Well, looks like one of us is going to have to get himself arrested
16:45Boss, you know what bothered me?
16:49Not only did Bo Duke try to drown me
16:51But when I got back to my office, I couldn't even get in there and change my uniform
16:55Well, keep your shirt on
16:57Get it?
16:58Keep your shirt on?
16:59Hey, Roscoe
17:01I rented out your office, the jailhouse and everything else there for the next 24 hours
17:06Boss, you, you
17:07Hey, hey, what are you trying to do, you numbskull, electrocutor's booth?
17:12Oh, I'm sorry about that
17:13Boss, did I hear you right?
17:16You rented out my office?
17:18Now, why would you do a thing like that?
17:20Well, I did it for a thing like this
17:23That's 50% of a $10,000 bill
17:28That's a cute little devil
17:29Come on, let me see
17:30I'll just plug that in there
17:37And I'm going to split that with you 50-50
17:40You mean, tell me you're going to split 50-50 with me?
17:45I love it, I love it
17:46That's right
17:47I'm going to give you 50% of 50% of my 50%
17:50When I get the other 50% of that $10,000 bill
17:53On one condition
17:56For the next 24 hours, there ain't going to be no arrests in Harrison County
18:01No arrests?
18:02Whatever they do
18:03Whoever they are
18:04Whoever
18:05Nobody's going to be put in that jail
18:07They ain't going to put them in there
18:08Nobody
18:09Nobody, not even the Dukes
18:11Especially them Dukes
18:13That's right
18:13Now, Roscoe, if you let them Dukes upset the avocats one more time
18:18You will wind up
18:20The night render cop
18:22At Shorty's all-night rib shack
18:25And pool hole
18:26And pool hole
18:27You missed the little spuck
18:30Oh, here he comes
18:38Oh, Daisy
18:39What do you got for a very nervous and upset stomach?
18:42Why, sure, Roscoe
18:43Let me serve you up some pig's feet
18:45What do you mean you ain't paying for these beers?
18:50It's your turn
18:51That's what I said
18:52I ain't going to pay for them beers
18:53That's how you shuck and jive me into paying for them the last time, Luke
18:56Wait a minute
18:57Are you calling me a liar?
18:59Yeah, you're damn right I'm calling you a liar
19:01I don't care who started it
19:13Right, Roscoe, I started it
19:14And I'm going to finish it
19:15Well, listen
19:16Now, listen
19:16That don't do it
19:25Ain't nothing with it
19:26Roscoe
19:27Now, I'm a peaceful old man
19:30But it wouldn't hurt my feelings one bit
19:33If you was to throw them two in jail
19:35Oh, stay
19:36Yes
19:37Go on
19:38Oh, that's clear, your son is
19:40All right
19:43All right
19:44You know what I'm going to do?
19:45I'm going to forget the whole thing
19:48Forget the whole thing
19:49Now, there's nothing else you can do
19:51You see, for the next 24 hours
19:54That jail is being fumigated
19:57So, there's no use arresting anybody
19:59If you ain't got a place to put them
20:01Or, which reminds me
20:03Uh, Daisy, look sharp now
20:05Set some tables up
20:06And deliver a dozen catfish and champagne lunches
20:10To the jailhouse for that fumigating crew
20:13And charge the whole mess to me
20:16Okay, boss
20:17I don't know about you boys, but
20:21Boss Hog starts giving away something for free
20:26I smell a rat
20:27Yeah, we smell it too, Uncle Jesse
20:29But we just can't figure out how to get into that jailhouse
20:31Hey, that ought to be easy enough
20:33Seeing as our boss was kind enough to supply us with the answer
20:37What do you mean?
20:39Twelve catfish and champagne dinners
20:41Coming right up
20:42Hi, got your lunch here, sugar
20:57Now, you two just stand aside
20:58And me and Cooter here
20:59Is going to wheel it right in
21:00Thanks for the company, baby
21:02But we can handle it
21:02Catfish
21:03This thing's heavy
21:05Well, there's never been anything light about Hazard County cooking
21:08I don't like this one bit
21:17Now, if they eat out of there in 15 minutes
21:21I'm going to load up for Bear and go in and get them
21:23In the meantime, we've got work to do
21:26So, we better just go ahead with the plan
21:29This thing's heavy
21:36Before we cut up that lunch
21:48How about we finish cutting up the numbers racket?
21:51I'll take the southeast working out of Miami
21:54Oh, that's great
21:55Well, you're on the beach picking up a suntan
21:57I'm in Chicago up to my ears and icicle, huh?
22:00We'll call you when we're ready to eat, boys
22:01Hey, you want hot?
22:03I'll give you hot
22:04Give me your numbers in Chicago
22:05I'll give you my loan sharking in Vegas
22:08And you got hot
22:09As long as he doesn't muscle in on my slot machines
22:12Last joker who tried out is still in the bottom of Lake Mead
22:16Stuffed with nickels
22:17Well, genius
22:21This time I really stuck my foot in it
22:23Mafia summoned me
22:25Let's ham screen
22:26Hands, don't fail me now
22:30Thank you
22:40I'm going to make you feel free
22:41I'm going to make you feel free
22:46I'm going to make you feel free
22:50Well, hi, fellas.
23:12It sure is nice to see you all again.
23:14A little coffee after lunch.
23:16Rogers, find that scruffy rube that runs the garage.
23:19We'll need a car to take these boys for a little ride.
23:22Well, you don't have to go into all that trouble.
23:23We just walk out of here.
23:24After what you two heard, no way.
23:26What my colleague means is you shouldn't have butted in
23:31just when I was beginning to like you.
23:37Now, wait a minute, mister.
23:38I like you, too, but couldn't we just shake hands?
23:41Ain't been a handshake invented that means what that kiss does, Hacy.
23:49Cousin, he just gave us the kiss of death.
23:54Now, what do you think about folks that mix up kissing and killing?
23:57Okay, guys, let's get rid of them.
24:04All right, move them out.
24:06Come on, let's go.
24:07Move it out.
24:08Move it, move it, move it.
24:09Come on, you guys.
24:10Come on, you guys.
24:10Let's just take it easy, guys.
24:25We don't want any innocent bystanders getting hurt now, do we?
24:36Come on, get the car.
24:37All right, Daisy.
25:00Way to go, Dave.
25:01Yeah.
25:02Yeah.
25:03Yeah.
25:07Well, I've got to throw back there a package.
25:18That brought in the red car.
25:38She must have picked them up.
25:41You follow them.
25:41I'll get the others.
25:42Well, they bought it.
25:51As soon as them boys figure out we ain't in general leave, the FBI ought to be on them just like bees to honey.
26:01That's providing we can get to a phone before they get to us.
26:04Come on.
26:08There we go!
26:08There we go!
26:13Let's go.
26:14We got in there.
26:15There we go!
26:17There we go!
26:18Let's go!
26:18Get him!
26:19Get him!
26:19Let's go!
26:19Let's go!
26:23Move out!
26:26Let's go.
26:27Oh, let's go up!
26:27Okay, well?
26:28There they go.
26:28Come on, come on, you want to go this way!
26:31There we go!
26:31Where are they going?
26:33Where are they going?
26:34Where are they going?
26:35Let's go!
26:36Let's go!
26:36There we go!
26:37Where are they going?
26:37All right, you've got to be right.
26:53You guys, go right.
26:54Eddie, with me.
27:37Cooter's going to be awful mad at us for breaking his window.
27:42Hey, we're in a state of siege.
27:44All's fair in love at war.
27:45Come on.
27:45Right.
28:00Hello, Maybel.
28:02Give me the FBI in Atlanta.
28:04Sure thing, Luke.
28:05Dear.
28:07I want every road out of this burg cut off till we find out where the local stool pigeons are nesting and popping.
28:15Hey, just hold on there, Blackjack, old friend.
28:18Not that I'm exactly in love with them Duke boys, but I don't intend to stand here and see them rubbed out.
28:24In that case, Stubby, you better sit.
28:27Hey, boss.
28:33Hey, boss.
28:35Listen, I don't...
28:36Do you really think those guys are in the toy manufacturing business?
28:39No, ding, ding.
28:40When I rented out the jailhouse to them, I thought they was as honest as you and me.
28:45Hold your tune.
28:48What do you suppose is keeping the FBI?
28:51I don't know.
28:52We better give her a buzz and remind her she was supposed to call us back.
28:58It's too late for that now.
28:59That was the phone company office.
29:00Oh, Lord.
29:09Oh, Lord.
29:09Get the cord.
29:25You all right, Maevelle?
29:27It's just that everything happened so loud is that those city men came in there and they just...
29:31A little switchboard.
29:32Make sure the rest of the country wouldn't know what was happening right here in Hazard.
29:35What are we going to do now?
29:37Send out a carrier pigeon?
29:38The only chance we got of staying alive is to get to the FBI before Bender and his mob gets to us.
29:43Time to get to General.
29:44Yep.
29:59Woo-hoo!
30:00Atlanta, here we come.
30:02I'm afraid you got it backwards, cousin.
30:04We're heading the wrong direction.
30:05Oh, I ain't.
30:06Not if you consider what's behind us.
30:08Blackjack from Prova 1.
30:13We just spotted those pigeons near that old bridge on Highway 12.
30:16The head is south.
30:17That should put them just about there.
30:22Yeah, it's just where we want them.
30:24Leave us to know when you nail them.
30:28Will do, boss.
30:30Me rooting for the Dukes.
30:32I never thought I'd live to see that day.
30:35You might not just live to see any day.
30:38In case you hadn't thought of it, Jensen's Bridge is still out, you know.
31:02There ain't no sweat, cousin, because I jumped that creek a dozen times.
31:06Not with that limo right where you usually land.
31:08Don't ask me how it's going to come out.
31:21You're on your own.
31:22I don't know.
31:23You must be slipping.
31:41You missed him by a couple of feet.
31:42Blackjack from Poker 1.
31:45You won't believe this.
31:47They just jumped a creek and got past the two of us.
31:49What do we do now?
31:53Turn around.
31:54Cut off Highway 12 at the county line.
31:56Poker 2, do the same on State 17.
31:593 and 4, cut off all the roads leading north.
32:02Have you overlooked anything?
32:03Well, nothing that I can think of, Blackjack, old friend, except the other half of this $10,000 bill.
32:14You haven't changed a bit, Curly.
32:16You're still all wallet.
32:19I just didn't want you boys to walk out of here with a bad conscience for Wilton Walsher.
32:29Forget it.
32:30I didn't say anything.
32:33Guys, I'm about fed up with running away from these guys.
32:38You know, I guess it's about time for us to show them just what we can do.
32:47No, sir.
32:48The way I see it, this ain't just one of your everyday hazard county skirmishes against two local elements too closely related to mention.
32:58What are you talking about?
32:59I'm talking about your cousin boss, you dipstick.
33:02Oh, well, so what we got here is an all-out war against outside forces.
33:08Yeah, but it ain't gonna be easy, considering they outnumber us about two to one.
33:12Yeah, that's even if we count Daisy.
33:14We better dang well count Daisy, especially since she's gonna be the one firing the first shot.
33:18I am?
33:19How?
33:19Easy.
33:21Just doing what comes naturally.
33:26Hey.
33:27Hi, fellas.
33:31Y'all are at my favorite swimming hole.
33:34Hope you don't mind if I go skinny dipping.
33:41Skinny dipping?
33:42This water feels so good on my bare body.
34:08Where'd she go?
34:17What happened?
34:26Ah!
34:27Damn!
34:30Howdy, boys.
34:32Mind if I pass?
34:33You're welcome.
34:36Ain't that the old coot who tried to get in the jail this morning?
34:56Oh, Luke sprung some grub for you.
35:00Jackpot.
35:05Thanks for the tip, Pops.
35:07All right, come on out.
35:08We know you're in there.
35:08Come on out or we drink you out.
35:10Come on.
35:11Come on.
35:12Come on out.
35:21Come on.
35:22Come on.
35:22Come on.
35:30You boys ain't quite got used to this trunk free living, have you?
35:41Hey, how y'all doing?
35:47Tell me something.
35:50Is it worth a couple hundred dollars to y'all if I tell you where them Duke boys is hiding?
35:54Is it worth this to you if you don't?
36:01Well, I guess you just can't win them all, can you?
36:03They're in the trunk of that car.
36:04Hey.
36:17Ah!
36:17Ah!
36:20Oh!
36:21Oh!
36:21Oh, hey!
36:26Yeah!
36:29They're mean, but they're dumb.
36:30So much for Luke's plan to take care of the soldiers.
36:41Now it's Jesse's turn to flush out the generals.
36:44I don't like it, Jack. We ain't been able to contact the boys in over an hour.
37:03Oh, maybe that's them now.
37:07Oh, sorry. We gave it the office.
37:09I appreciate you trying to spare me the sight of these skunks, but I got a message for them.
37:20Now we got all your boys, all eight of them, and they're willing to blow the whistle on you.
37:26So, that's why we couldn't raise the guys on the radio.
37:30Okay, Pop, so you got our associates. What do you want from us?
37:32Well, as long as you got no army now, just give yourselves up, and we'll see that you get a fair trial before we hang you.
37:42Roscoe.
37:43What?
37:44Lock them up.
37:45Oh, uh, Jesse, I can't do that. You see, I need a warrant. Get the warrant from Boss Hogg before he gets out the door.
37:54Well, you're the justice. Make out a warrant.
38:00Me? Me? Jesse, I don't believe you realize what you're asking.
38:03Don't you realize as long as these hoodlums are free, my boys are in danger?
38:10Let's grab the old man.
38:13Make his kid surrender.
38:14Gentlemen, please.
38:18Far be it from us to harm a messenger under the handkerchief of Cruz.
38:23Put away them rods. All of them.
38:35Tell your boys we want to think it over, Gramps.
38:38Don't think too long, Polk.
38:40Thank you, thank you, Blackjack.
38:48Jesse may be an old enemy, but he's an old friend, too.
38:52Um, Mr. Bender, now, I don't mean to tell you your business, but you shouldn't let old Jesse go.
38:58You see, his nephews are the only ones that can testify against you.
39:01You're right, Curly. Your Smokey's a dipstick.
39:04Now, we're going to borrow your car so we can trail that old codger right to the ones we're after.
39:11Let's go.
39:15Lois, what happens now?
39:16Well, while Bender's trailing old Jesse, we're going to be trailing old Bender.
39:21Coo-coo-coo-coo.
39:21We're going to get this kid. They heard everything we said.
39:40I'll take the wheel.
39:47Come on, let's go. Take your car and follow him.
39:49What?
39:49Forge?
39:51Yeah?
39:51You might be asking you a question.
39:53What?
39:53Whose side are we on?
39:54Whose do you think? The winning side!
39:58Whoever that is!
40:04Let's go.
40:04Let's go.
40:08Let's go.
40:09Let's go.
40:10Let's go.
40:12Let's go.
40:14Let's go.
40:16Let's go.
40:17Let's go.
40:18Let's go.
40:19Let's go.
40:26Let's go.
40:27Let's go.
40:28Oh, you're some driver.
40:49What are you trying to do with your ass?
40:50Yeah, we better hightail it before they catch sight of us.
41:07We're trying to take it for a real ride.
41:13Now, believe it or not, this here circle chase is part of the Duke's plan, whatever that
41:35is.
41:36We're losing it!
41:37I'm doing 60 now!
41:38No, we ate the only ones!
41:43Forget those roofs, let's get the other roofs!
42:02Damn city drivers, they made me wreck my old patrol car!
42:09Not to mention what you did in this one!
42:11What?
42:12Look!
42:13We done spoiled the league, eh, ladies?
42:15Damn weird!
42:16Did you catch up on the affair?
42:17All the course repairs are coming out of U.P.
42:19For the next 20 years...
42:20Oh, I'm gone!
42:21Come on!
42:22I'm gone!
42:23Get up!
42:24Get up!
42:42They're putting him right in their hands.
42:44Let's go, you dang do-do brain!
43:12You did it again!
43:13It is a mess, ain't it?
43:14I guess they're gonna cancel my insurance now.
43:16Because you can't see steel feet!
43:18Well, I hit it, didn't I?
43:19I would've hit you!
43:20Come on, let's go!
43:35What do you know?
43:36We got the stoolies right where we want them.
43:38Now look, mister, don't shoot us.
43:40We'll, uh, we'll surrender.
43:42We won't say nothing if you let us go.
43:44Not a chance, sucker.
43:46All right, we got them.
43:47Now what do we do with them?
43:48You know what I think?
43:49I think we're gonna blast them.
43:51I say no.
43:52I say put them in cement and in the river.
43:54Cement, cement.
43:55Cement went out 30 years ago.
43:56Cement went out 30 years ago.
43:57Cement went out 30 years ago.
43:58Cement went out 30 years ago.
43:59Cement went out 30 years ago.
44:00Cement went out 30 years ago.
44:02Cut the rope now.
44:04Cut the rope now!
44:06Cement тебя!
44:13Jack, I'm bothering you!
44:14Spare them, you can get somebody.
44:16I'll put them in prison
44:18where they never bother you again!
44:20Spac kl see you're gonna get none of these, boss.
44:21You know, it looks like it's gonna be the other way around.
44:23I'm gonna hit you both the mo巧ies!
44:26Well, Roscoe, you've done it again.
44:29What?
44:30I did, didn't I?
44:32Well, there you are.
44:34Despite your driving, Leadfoot, we came out on the wind side.
44:38I've seen better looking strings of catfish.
44:41Let's make a deal.
44:42I want to talk tonight.
44:44Hush!
44:45Now, you're all under arrest.
44:47Plead us rid them the right.
44:48Y'all have the right to remain silent.
44:50If you give up the right...
44:51That's enough.
44:52You know they're guilty.
44:53You can kill by their feely little eyes.
44:55I'll get you, Roscoe.
44:56Don't you threaten me.
44:58I love you.
45:07Southern hospitality.
45:09Excuse me, can I help you with that?
45:11Yeah.
45:12Mommy.
45:13Surahayak!
45:20Get on in there.
45:22Hey Luke, you make sure I get them handcuffs back.
45:24Will you get them in there?
45:25Get them in there.
45:26Excuse me, Roscoe.
45:29Oh!
45:30Oh!
45:31Oh, yeah!
45:32Oh!
45:34Excuse me, Roscoe.
45:35Oh!
45:36Roscoe!
45:37Oh!
45:38Oh!
45:39Oh!
45:40Oh!
45:41Oh!
45:42Oh!
45:43Oh, yeah!
45:44all the credit even though they missed out on the cash because Roscoe's 50%
45:5450% of bosses 50% of that $10,000 bill added up to nothing more than 200% of a
46:01mess of confetti
46:04see y'all in church
46:07Daisy made sure Cletus got a proper reward for his part in the proceedings
46:13and that's how Bo and Luke took the syndicate for a ride all the way to the FBI in Atlanta
46:34and that's how Bo and Luke took the syndicate for a ride all the way to the FBI in Atlanta
47:04good you dude
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