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00:00I'm going to nail Bo and Luke Duke.
00:14Nail.
00:15Oh, crazy gooder talking.
00:17Turkey coming right down my alley.
00:20I'm having a picnic.
00:22Which way to the beach?
00:23I want those slot machines.
00:25Now we got them.
00:26We got them.
00:30I wish those Duke boys were on my side.
00:38Happy birthday, Daisy.
00:41Why, thank you, Ana.
00:42Now get her out.
00:48Don't stand there.
00:49Go get her out.
00:51Woo-hoo!
00:55Welcome to Hazard County.
01:00Just a good old boy
01:08Never meaning no harm
01:11Beats all you've never saw
01:15Been in trouble with the law
01:17Since the day they was born
01:19Straightened the curves
01:22Flattened in the hills
01:25Flattened in the hills
01:25Someday in the mountain
01:29Might get them
01:30But the law never will
01:32Making their way
01:36The only way they know how
01:39That's just a little bit more
01:44Than the normal and loud
01:45Just a good old boy
01:49Wouldn't change if they could
01:52Fighting the system like a true
01:57Modern day Robin Hood
01:58Woo-hoo!
02:04Woo-hoo!
02:05Welcome to Hazard County
02:09You probably noticed
02:26There's something different here
02:27Well, this is Hazard County
02:30They do things different here
02:32This is Bo Duke
02:39And Luke Duke
02:40They're cousins
02:41And they fight the system
02:43You know, when I got up this morning
02:49The biggest thing in my mind
02:51Was to do a little rabbit hunt
02:52Yeah, and then the hound dog runs off
02:53And my car is taken
02:54And now we're chasing the sheriff's car
02:56Ain't you glad we ain't in a big city
02:58Where life gets complicated?
02:59Pay up
03:00Do you mind waiting
03:02Till this is over?
03:03Move it, man
03:03What are you doing?
03:04Taking a break?
03:05Well, if you'd tuned this car
03:06Instead of chasing women last night
03:07We'd have already had him
03:08Not when you
03:09Was sleep at the wheel
03:10Grab that sign
03:15You grab it
03:16Well, I can't
03:17I'm driving
03:17Oh, is that what you call it?
03:23Try not to lose him, okay?
03:24Well, it wouldn't be much of a chase
03:26If we do
03:26Bo, you drive like my
03:52Fanny Whip's apple butter
03:53You know what?
04:06I kind of admire the way
04:07He handles that thing
04:08Shoot fire and save box matches
04:24You ain't got the sense
04:26That's a good lord promised a turkey
04:27Hey, Luke
04:28What's that, Bo?
04:30Think you gonna see
04:31What he ate with your car?
04:32You borrowed my car this morning
04:34What'd you do with it?
04:35Oh, I used it to run the sheriff
04:36Off the road to make him mad
04:37When he jumped out
04:39You jumped into his, right?
04:40Well, why did you steal
04:42The sheriff's car?
04:43Well, he unpounded mine
04:44Seemed only fair to take his
04:47Using my car
04:49Oh, that's real good, Cooter
04:50Well, I told you
04:51Not to lend Cooter your car
04:52Cooter, do you realize
04:54What it's gonna take
04:55To straighten all this out?
04:57No
04:57Well, hello, bandit
05:02Now, what's that doing there?
05:09Well, maybe it's took in a raid
05:10There ain't no slot machines
05:11In Hazard County
05:12There's gonna be soon
05:13He's bringing them in
05:14Who is
05:15Sheriff Roscoe Coltrane
05:18That's him
05:20Sheriff Roscoe Coltrane
05:23After 30 years
05:25As a fairly honest lawman
05:27Most of Roscoe's pension
05:29Got defeated
05:29In the last bond election
05:31Now, this left Roscoe
05:33To face retirement
05:33On a bad case of hemorrhoids
05:35And about two years
05:37Left in office
05:37To grab all he could
05:39So overnight
05:40Roscoe became the best lawman
05:42That money could buy
05:43He got a rake-off
05:45From moonshine
05:46Contraband
05:47And even portable prostitution
05:49In two crews
05:49And RV campers
05:51Now, old Roscoe
05:52Is up for re-election
05:53That means the one man
05:55He's got to see
05:56Is Boss Hog
05:58If Sheriff Roscoe
06:03Runs the county
06:04Boss Hog
06:05Runs Roscoe
06:06My boss eats
06:11At the boar's desk
06:12Because his wife
06:13Lulu is a lousy cook
06:14Now, you can tell
06:16A lot about a man
06:17By what he eats
06:18For breakfast
06:18Boss usually has
06:20Coffee and raw liver
06:21Well, at least
06:29He don't dunk it
06:30Well, Boss
06:31Them slot machines
06:32Is coming in today
06:32Good
06:34Tell me something
06:36Did the police
06:39Get your car back
06:40Boss
06:44Listen
06:46I don't think
06:47I'm getting enough
06:47Rake-off
06:48On them slot machines
06:49You know
06:50I mean
06:51I got a lot of expenses
06:53You know
06:53With the election
06:54And it
06:54It's
06:55Listen
07:00I'm taking all
07:00Responsibility
07:01Putting them
07:01Slot machines
07:02In, you know
07:03And
07:04You owe me, Boss
07:05I owe you
07:07Yeah
07:07Roscoe
07:09I've overpaid
07:11Any debt
07:11I'll ever have
07:12To you
07:13Because you married
07:13My fat sister
07:14I married
07:15Your fat sister
07:16Boss
07:19About the election
07:20Now
07:21Well
07:21You just better win
07:22That honest
07:23John Ledbetter
07:24Who's running
07:25Against you
07:26Can't be bought
07:27You mean
07:28Tell me
07:29He's honest
07:29He's so crooked
07:32He makes you
07:32Look straight
07:33But he's
07:35Clean ruthless
07:36You're dirty
07:38Ruthless
07:38Give me
07:39Dirty ruthless
07:40Any day
07:41Listen
07:43I'm gonna beat him
07:44I'll beat him
07:44Roscoe
07:47With your image
07:49Right now
07:49If you were
07:51The only man
07:52Running
07:52I'd come in second
07:53You'd come in second
07:54Good
07:55Hmm
07:57Jesse Duke
08:02Is a clan patriarch
08:03Now you're gonna
08:04Love old Jesse
08:05He's quite a study
08:07Jesse's a retired
08:08Moonshiner
08:09And he's very religious
08:11Although he's well read
08:13He's rough as a mouth
08:14Full of bark
08:14When he's riled
08:15Bo and Luke
08:17Always have breakfast
08:18With Jesse
08:18Except on Saturdays
08:20When they eat at the garage
08:21On donuts and beer
08:23Keeps your car back
08:25From the sheriff yet
08:26Dumb Gooter
08:28Davenport
08:28Dumb Gooter
08:30You're the one
08:30That loaned your car
08:31To him
08:32Next time you wanna
08:33Loan your car
08:34To a fool like that
08:35Just run over a quid
08:36Save gas
08:37Mr. Duke
08:40Oh howdy
08:42Remember me?
08:43Jill Dobson
08:44The orphanage fund
08:45Sure sure
08:46And I got some money
08:47Ready for you
08:48Oh thank you so much
08:49Excuse me
08:50I really appreciate
08:51Everything that you've done
08:52I'll just get it
08:53Okay thank you
08:54Jill Dobson
08:55Your little Jilly Ray Dobson
08:57Well it's just Jill now
08:58Well I haven't seen you
08:59Since you run off to college
09:00It's been a while
09:01Hey Luke
09:02Ain't it wonderful
09:03What hormones can do
09:04Mmm
09:05Well what are you doing now?
09:09Well since I got back
09:10I've been working on
09:11The orphanage project
09:13The health department
09:14Is gonna close it down
09:15If it's not completely renovated
09:16Well what about
09:17The county funds?
09:19Unfortunately
09:20It's not eligible
09:20For county funds
09:21It was privately endowed
09:23Years ago
09:24And the money
09:24Just seems to have
09:25Run out now
09:26So you're gonna save
09:27The old place
09:27All by yourself
09:28Huh?
09:29Well I was
09:29Raised there
09:30Well me and Luke
09:32Be glad to help out
09:33Now wouldn't we Luke?
09:34Nope
09:35Well what do you mean
09:36Nope
09:36It's your civic duty
09:37Well at least
09:38Two of them kids
09:39That orphanage
09:39Could be yours
09:40Bo's always bragging on me
09:43You know what
09:45I remember most
09:45About you Jill?
09:47What?
09:48Your crush on me
09:49Isn't it funny
09:51How our tastes change
09:52When we mature?
09:55Was that a compliment?
09:57You'll probably think it is
09:58Now all this romance
10:01Does eventually fit
10:02Into Roscoe's election
10:04So y'all stick with us
10:05So y'all stick with us
10:05The Boer's Nest
10:34Owned by Boss Hog
10:36Is the slickest club
10:37In Hazard
10:38All the elite go there
10:40It has a dollar
10:41Cover charge
10:42To keep out the riffraff
10:43You know I just
10:44Don't understand you
10:45I don't see why
10:46You don't wanna help
10:47Jill with the orphanage fund
10:48We got nothing else
10:49Cooking
10:49She don't do nothing
10:50For me
10:51I hate skinny women
10:52He just ain't got
10:54No taste
10:54That's all
10:55I swear if women
10:57Was buried
10:57You'd probably date
10:58A buzzard
10:58And you'd date a crane
11:00No meat
11:01I'm collecting this
11:04What for?
11:05Lining the rabbit's cave
11:06Face up
11:10Daisy Duke is Bo and Luke's cousin
11:17Oh, I wish you was on the menu
11:24She drives like Richard Petty
11:27Shoots like Annie Oakland
11:29Knows the words to all
11:30The Dolly Parton songs
11:32Hey Jerry, I met you
11:39You know if we weren't cousins
11:41I'd marry you
11:42You've never stopped
11:43Anyone in this family before
11:44You got a point there
11:45Fill it up there Jerry
11:48You can stick it easy
11:49Hey, now don't forget
11:53We got plans later
11:54Get your cotton pick
11:56And paws off
11:57Well now
11:57When I finally got hold
11:59I think I'll just hang on
12:00No, it feels kind of nice
12:03I can't
12:03Whoa
12:04You okay?
12:23All right
12:24Oh now, Bo
12:25Why did you step in like that?
12:27I'm gonna get charged for two years
12:28Oh, believe me, honey
12:29I'm not gonna do it again
12:30Are you really going out
12:32With that sharecropper?
12:33Luke, of course not
12:34Is that dude bothering you, honey?
12:35Oh, he just thinks
12:36He's this big shot gangster
12:37Because he's gonna unload
12:38Some slot machines
12:39Off this fertilizer truck
12:40Doesn't exactly make him
12:42Alkyl
12:42Hey, little lad
12:43Don't go put my business
12:44Out on the street
12:45Hey, dude
12:46Hey, sit down
12:47You got me to mess with
12:48Now you sit down
12:49You okay?
12:51Really?
12:51His brother's bringing in
12:52These slot machines
12:53On a fertilizer truck?
12:55Then that silly dude
12:56Wants me to go
12:56To the no-tell motel
12:58With him
12:58Says he'll take me off
12:59To Nashville
13:00See the Grand Ole Opry
13:01The works
13:02I reckon I've never wanted
13:04To see anything that bad
13:05Not even a dolly party
13:07Can you imagine
13:10The look on Roscoe's face
13:12When he opens up
13:13That fertilizer truck?
13:14And all he sees
13:15Is fertilizer
13:16Hey, Bo
13:24What's that, Luke?
13:26How you doing?
13:26Hey, hey, hey
13:27Hello, Cooter
13:28Y'all still driving
13:29This thing on the road?
13:30Yep
13:30Hey, I was wondering
13:31No, you can't borrow it
13:33Where's my share
13:34Of that trucking money
13:34You owe me?
13:35Oh, uh
13:36I gave you the boat
13:36How come?
13:38Well, you see, uh
13:39I owed him 50
13:40And y'all being Ken
13:42I figured it
13:42We as even
13:43Hey, looky here now
13:47Hey, how you doing?
13:49Hey, Brody
13:50Just looking for you
13:51Hello, man
13:52Hey, Mr. Dobro
13:54Y'all in for a little fun?
13:55We got our cars
13:56Yeah
13:57What's on?
13:58Sheriff Roscoe
13:59Sheriff Roscoe?
14:03Bo and Luke laid it out for him
14:05After a gut-busting laugh
14:07He cranked up and cut out
14:08Go straight, go straight
14:30It's all right
14:31I know where I'm going
14:32Oh, I love your shortcut
14:48You're cute
14:49They must have just changed this
14:50Since last time a girl
14:51Chased me through here
14:52You know, Bo
14:55You could lose your way
14:56On a racetrack
14:57Heard Reynolds never seems to get lost
15:12He's got a mustache
15:14Now, if there's one thing
15:22Them old boys love better
15:23Than a race on the track
15:24It's a chase on the road
15:26Woo-hoo!
15:34Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
15:35Woo-hoo!
16:02Since they all had CBs, they'd set up a net with each man on a different road.
16:19Whoever spotted the fertilizer truck would call back to Bo and Luke, who would intercept.
16:25Dobro Doolin staked out on the interchange.
16:27All right, this here's Dobro Doolin coming to you live from the interchange.
16:36Old Brody watching 76 South, and Crazy Cooter covered 421.
16:42For that fertilizer truck to get by, it'd have to leave the road and come over land.
16:47It ain't gonna work. Can't miss.
16:51What if it does work? What are we gonna do with all them slot machines?
16:55I never thought about that. You'll think of something.
17:06Old Crazy Cooter talking, turkey coming right down my alley. Gobble, gobble.
17:11I'll read you, Cooter. Did you copy that, Daisy? Cooter's on 421.
17:1510-4.
17:16Get it.
17:17Looky here, looky. What have we got here?
17:43Leroy, let's leave that gun right here. I'm gonna scare that away.
17:52Are you having trouble, little lady?
17:55Yeah, I'm having a picnic. Which way to the beach?
17:59There ain't no beach around here.
18:00Oh, and me with this basket full of lemonade and chitlin' sandwiches.
18:08All right, boys. Raise them high and don't turn around.
18:12Now, you all promised me you wouldn't bring machine guns.
18:15Machine guns?
18:16Lord, have mercy.
18:17Good luck, fellas.
18:18We ain't going nowhere, Hawks.
18:36Ain't this far.
18:36The Duke family had been in the whiskey business 50 years before the Declaration of Independence.
18:46They fought everybody from the British to the Confederacy to the U.S. government to stay in.
18:50Until last year when Bo and Luke got caught on a whiskey run.
18:54So Jesse swallowed a lifetime of pride.
18:57Signed a treaty with the U.S. government to stop making whiskey.
19:00If Bo and Luke could get probation.
19:02You see, he loved them boys better than life itself.
19:06But sometimes, they really made him wonder why.
19:13Why?
19:15He found them.
19:17You were supposed to get the eggs.
19:17I thought you were.
19:28Now, this time, you've gone too far.
19:32Now, Jesse, all we...
19:33Where'd you get them?
19:35Sheriff Roscoe snuck them in on a truckload full of fertilizer.
19:38So we hijacked the truck.
19:40You mean you stole these gambling machines and a truck?
19:44No.
19:45Yeah.
19:46Well, we left the truck in front of the sheriff's office.
19:49And what about these?
19:51Well, we was just thinking that maybe...
19:53Young man, you think again.
19:57You know good and well that this family don't hold with no gambling.
20:00Well, now, Jesse, we've been making moonshine for over 200 years.
20:03Now, well, why is gambling different?
20:05Because making whiskey was a family tradition long before there was a U.S. of A federal government to tell us that we couldn't.
20:15And passing the law didn't change the family ways none.
20:18Well, yeah, but this is something different.
20:20And besides, when we was making corn whiskey, we paid taxes on the corn.
20:28Gambling's a vice.
20:29How are you going to tax vice?
20:31Now then, I'm going in there and I'm going to collect my eggs.
20:38And when I come back out here, I don't want to see anything but hind ends and elbows as you two boys are loading them their machines on that there truck yonder.
20:52And don't go selling them at a profit.
20:56That'd be wrong, too.
20:59What do you think?
21:01I think I'm tired of you always getting us into trouble and me having to think a way out.
21:07Well, we've got to change his mind.
21:09That'd be like reversing a buzzsaw.
21:12If we can't sell them, we're just going to have to give them away.
21:16Like a charity or something.
21:20We're going to reverse that buzzsaw.
21:24Uncle Jesse!
21:27We're fixing to change your mind.
21:29Or rather, Luke is.
21:30Well, tell them.
21:32Well, Luke.
21:34Can we keep those slots if I show you that all gambling ain't bad?
21:38No way.
21:40Now, how about if all the proceeds from those machines went to the orphanage?
21:44You just found a way.
21:48To put the machines where they do the most business.
21:50Bo and Luke ignored the bars and roadhouses and hit all the civic and fraternal clubs.
21:56And took 30% right off the top.
21:58Y'all ever belonged to a group that wasn't trying to raise money?
22:03For instance, the Hazard Ladies Auxiliary needed money for a door prize.
22:09A trip to see the Lawrence Welk show.
22:11The hunting club had two projects.
22:15Raising money for the Animal Protective League and their annual turkey shoot.
22:21And one day, Bo and Luke were sold out.
22:23I want those slot machines.
22:26Been missing three days.
22:28Well, that ain't my fault, boss.
22:30They set up my drivers with a half-naked female woman up on that highway.
22:34Shoot, anybody stop that.
22:36Well, you better get them back before word gets round.
22:39Or you're gonna be out with the motors.
22:41And you.
22:41And me.
22:42You better not hit too hard or the whole orphanage is gonna fall in.
23:08I startled me.
23:10Oh, you ain't seen nothing yet.
23:12What's that?
23:14Money.
23:15What's that?
23:16Rudy.
23:17He's my helper.
23:18You wanna get a soda pop, son?
23:19Sure.
23:23So, here's your money.
23:25You're kidding.
23:26Well, I never kid about love or money.
23:28But how?
23:29Well, it was donated by some very civic-minded people.
23:32It's not much, but it's a start.
23:33Gonna collect from them every week.
23:35Oh, that's wonderful.
23:37Oh, I knew it.
23:38I knew it.
23:39It is my money you're after.
23:40Everybody said it was my body.
23:41Incredible.
23:42My body?
23:43And your ego.
23:44Well, thanks.
23:44I've been working on it for years.
23:46Look, don't get me wrong.
23:49I appreciate the money, really.
23:51It's just that I know this is only a game to you.
23:54A game?
23:54Bo, this project is very serious to me.
23:58For the two weeks I've been back, I have fought the rotten county politics, the health department, everybody to try and save this place.
24:05The only reason we're being closed down is because Boss Hogg controls the board and wants the land.
24:12Well, what does Boss want the land for?
24:14A shopping center.
24:15This was my home.
24:17The best possible any orphanage could be.
24:21You mean well, and any other time, it might be fine.
24:25But I just don't have time for your cute country shucking and jiving right now.
24:29I do like a woman salty.
24:32You haven't been listening?
24:33Well, sure I have.
24:34You've been away to the big city and now you come back to save the old homestead.
24:38Look, I...
24:39Well, while you were gone all that time, I was here fighting that same rotten system every day.
24:46Look...
24:46Now, I live here.
24:48I choose this life.
24:50Not because I don't know no better, but because I believe it is better.
24:54And I'm going to fight anything or anybody that pollutes the well where I drink.
24:59Well, saving this orphanage is just part of it.
25:01I didn't mean...
25:02And another thing.
25:03If you think I'm doing all of this just to make a play for you, well, would you grow up?
25:08Because believe it or not, when I make a play on a lady, I don't have to give her money.
25:13Although we do keep our hands busy.
25:16Well, how am I doing?
25:21Now, you walk me to my car.
25:24The next money I collect, you're going to have to come and get it yourself.
25:34What you doing, son?
25:36Sporting flies.
25:40I hate kids.
25:46Harvey.
26:03Where did you get that?
26:04We got two of them, Sheriff.
26:06Well, I know you got two of them.
26:07I can see you got two of them.
26:08We wanted more, but the other clubs are taking them all.
26:11When you say others, you talking like in other clubs?
26:17The ladies' age, the hunting club, the nobody club.
26:20Holy smoke.
26:21All the clubs are going great.
26:24You ain't going to cause a fuss, are you, Roscoe?
26:27I'd be very unpopular if you did.
26:30No, I ain't going to cause no fuss, Harvey.
26:32But don't you understand?
26:33I'm the sheriff.
26:33I'm supposed to know these things.
26:35Now, tell me.
26:35Where did you get it?
26:37The Duke boys.
26:39Bo and Luke.
26:41Bo and Luke Duke?
26:44They get 30% and we get 70%.
26:4730?
26:49Heck, I only get...
26:51Roscoe, if you pick up some more slots in a raid, could we have them?
26:55We need some new carpet and bed.
26:57Is that her?
27:08Yeah.
27:10Yeah, that's her.
27:12Now, you swear.
27:13Yeah.
27:14Roscoe, if you know them Duke boys got our machines, why don't you throw them in jail?
27:20I will, son, I will, when I get enough evidence.
27:24You?
27:25Since when?
27:25Since when elections are coming up.
27:28Get out.
27:46Miss Daisy.
27:47Hey, Sheriff.
27:48You're going to have to come with me.
27:50Why, sure, I'd love to, but I've got to get myself to work.
27:52I'm going to be late.
27:53Now, you don't understand.
27:54I mean, I'm going to have to arrest you.
27:55Oh, my Lord, what for?
27:58Hijacking.
27:59That's what for.
28:02Oh, there you go!
28:06Good one.
28:07Damn!
28:15Follow that car!
28:18You're kidding.
28:20Move!
28:20We're손.
28:23Come on!
28:41We're so sorry!
28:43We're so sorry!
28:45I'm doing so sorry!
28:46faster
28:53I don't want to get no cricket
28:55from who
28:57you jackass
29:16you
29:17you
29:19you
29:21you
29:23I
29:25you
29:29you
29:39you
29:41you
29:42you
29:43you
29:46Y'all hang on.
30:16All right, put the window down.
30:24Hey, again.
30:28But if you two don't take the prize.
30:32Now, chasing around, risking your own probation and prison, that's your business.
30:37Now, we didn't mean...
30:38But Daisy, how many times have I said to you, boys, look out for Daisy?
30:44And how many times have you said to me, we will, Uncle Jess?
30:48And what do you do?
30:49You get her thrown in jail.
30:51Now, just wait a minute, Jesse. It isn't always that way.
30:53Daisy's the hope of the whole plan.
30:56Thanks a lot.
30:58The family line ends with Daisy.
31:02The chance of you two producing a family rates right up there with hogs producing beef.
31:10For 200 years, the Duke family had the whiskey craft.
31:17And the government took that away from us.
31:20Then we had the land.
31:22And the Depression took that.
31:24Now all the Duke family has left is what it started with, and that's family, and Daisy is family.
31:31Now get her out.
31:35So the next morning, Luke decided to visit the shut-ins.
31:38Escorting Luke to Daisy's cell was Deputy Enos Strait.
31:42He and the boys grew up together.
31:44Enos had a crush on Daisy.
31:46And the reputation of being the oldest virgin in Hazard County.
31:50Now, Enos, now you can tell me. Any change?
32:00Well, hang in there.
32:10Well, hey Daisy, how you doing?
32:12Great! I'm writing this whole new song about this enriching experience.
32:16Boy, jail cooking really puts on the weight, don't it?
32:20Luke, I've only been here overnight.
32:23He's stuck in a slammer today of all days.
32:26It's a birthday, you know.
32:27Oh, it is?
32:28Happy birthday, Daisy.
32:30Why, thank you, Enos.
32:33Mm-hmm.
32:37Jesse sent along his birthday flower for your hair.
32:40Oh, that's sweet.
32:42Oh, and I brought you along his change of clothes to cheer you up,
32:46since you're stuck here in that waitress outfit.
32:48Oh, you better check it out, Enos,
32:49make sure a shotgun ain't getting there.
32:51I better let y'all visit a little bit, baby.
32:54No tricks now, okay?
32:56Bye, Daisy.
32:57Bye, Enos.
32:58See you at supper.
33:01Bye.
33:06Now, listen up.
33:07Correct me if I'm wrong, Roscoe,
33:12but the only thing you've done to get back those slot machines
33:15is arrest a woman in a bikini for hijacking a load of fertilizer.
33:19Right?
33:20Right, boss, but that's exactly what's going to get those machines back for us.
33:24You mean, you know where they are?
33:26Huh?
33:34See, the Duke boys have put them all over,
33:36in all the civic clubs, you know?
33:38Hazard Potillion, the ladies' aid.
33:40Ladies' aid, dear.
33:42Hot damn.
33:43I wish those Duke boys were on my side.
33:46All right.
33:47You don't have to worry, boss,
33:48because I'm going to hit them Duke boys where they live.
33:51See, I got Daisy, their cousin, in jail,
33:53and they're going to swap.
33:54And then I'm going to arrest them
33:56for possession of illegal gambling devices.
34:01Roscoe.
34:02What?
34:03I got me three medals and two wars,
34:04and the only time I get scared is when you get smug.
34:11This feels kind of awkward.
34:13You see, the ground gives your back natural support
34:15and strengthens your arms.
34:17This is the way beginners learn.
34:18On the ground?
34:20No, but, uh, finally got you lying down.
34:24Why did you take up bow hunting?
34:26Well, I didn't have no choice.
34:27See, Luke and me's on probation and can't own no guns,
34:30so, see, they use those bows there to throw rocks.
34:33At what?
34:34Well, at game.
34:36See, we run low on food, we have to go hunting.
34:38Now, Jesse, he don't take kindly to no government assistance.
34:41He'd rather starve.
34:42Hey, are you going to the orphanage picnic on Saturday?
34:45Well, I...
34:47You have to come.
34:48It's the money that you and Luke collected that got us rolling.
34:51Saturday?
34:54Yeah.
34:55Yeah, that could turn into a real barn burner.
34:59Bo, may I ask you something seriously, please?
35:02Where is all that money really coming from?
35:04It's so much, and it's always in quarters.
35:07Look, the true source is a very prominent man who'd be real embarrassed if everybody knew.
35:12Oh, he's a philanthropist.
35:14He'd been called everything.
35:16We still have a long way to go.
35:19But if it hadn't been for him, we couldn't even begin.
35:22I'd love to thank him.
35:23Well, love me, I'm the go-between.
35:25Bo.
35:26Yeah?
35:27Why do you always try to be funny?
35:28Well, because, uh, you scare me to death.
35:32Yeah, we might get... get complicated.
35:35Would it be easier if I said I was leaving?
35:37Leaving?
35:38A job.
35:39This was only temporary.
35:41Damn, why didn't you tell me that?
35:44Well, is it important?
35:45Sure it is.
35:46I don't know why, but...
35:47I always think that the world ticks on my schedule and then.
35:51I really hate that you're leaving, Jill.
35:53Why?
35:55I don't know why, but...
35:57I always think that the world ticks on my schedule and then.
36:00I really hate that you're leaving, Jill.
36:03Why?
36:04Well, maybe it's because you do scare me, and believe me, not many women do.
36:19How much time we got?
36:21Well...
36:24Enough.
36:34I'm sorry to be such a bother, but I have to go to the little girl's room.
36:49Again?
36:51I got other things to do, you know?
36:54Oh, you're an angel.
37:01I hate to be such a bother.
37:03You're a real pain, sweetheart.
37:14I'll just be a minute.
37:16Hazel, honey, I know I'm a pest.
37:22Uh-huh.
37:23But that light's not working.
37:30Oh!
37:46Hey, Dad's birthday, girl.
37:56Old Blue, I'm telling you he's the best pound load in the county.
38:01Sheriff got bad news.
38:02Why do you listen?
38:03I'm having my lunch.
38:04Daisy's gone.
38:07Golly, what did you just say?
38:09Daisy's gone.
38:10What?
38:11Don't stand there.
38:12Go get her.
38:13Go get her!
38:14Get her!
38:15Get a road club.
38:16Whatever you do.
38:17Hold that, bud.
38:18Get out of here.
38:20Get out of here.
38:21Get out of here.
38:22Get out of here.
38:28Get out of here.
38:29Get a road club.
38:30Whatever you do.
38:31What are you doing?
38:32Put people in there in a cage.
38:43Sheriff! There she is! Right here! Sheriff, hurry! Come here, hurry! There she is!
39:02Hey, what are you? Come here! Hey! Hey, Danny! Show me the freestyle police!
39:07You've got that car again! Don't sit here! Don't sit here! Don't sit here!
39:11Get! Go back, Danny! Let's go, Danny!
39:23Get a bow, buck! What are you?
39:25You're not a bow! You're not a bow! You're not a bow!
39:26You could keep a canary! I can't!
39:28Bet y'all ain't never seen a jailbreak like this!
39:42That boy's fast. And he drives good, too.
39:54Hey, Phillip! You ever consider a career in law enforcement? Look, Enos, we're willing to forget what happened.
40:12Dad, ain't your fault you're on the wrong side. Wrong side? Me?
40:27Now, you know Sheriff Roscoe brought in them slot machines, and that was wrong.
40:32Yeah, I know. I don't sleep good at night knowing it either, but it's just as wrong for y'all to steal them and make money on them.
40:38Aw, now, Enos, your daddy ran moonshine and so did ours. Now, did you ever know us to mess around with gambling?
40:43Then why'd y'all do it then? You'd never guess. We did it for the sheriff.
40:49You're right, I'd never guess. See, Enos, it's a long story. It all started about four years ago when Sheriff Roscoe brought in.
41:13And while you're letting those prisoners escape, old Ledbetter there is kissing those babies and winning those votes.
41:22Well, don't you worry about it, boss, because I'll tell you something. I'm gonna nail Bo and Luke Duke.
41:29Nail them?
41:30Nail them.
41:31Roscoe, before you start building any crosses, just remember those boys are very popular around here.
41:37You better be sure you have the evidence. There'll be no railroading in my county this close to elections.
41:44Well, I just happen to know that those boys are bringing in two broken slot machines, and I know where and I know where.
41:52You do?
41:53Yeah.
41:54How good is your information?
41:55Oh, it's good. It's good. In fact, it's my deputy. They made a fool out of him. And boy, he's anxious to get even.
42:07Sit and dutts. All set.
42:20That's a roger.
42:32Coming at you, Chef.
42:34You're all mine.
42:36You're all mine.
42:37You're all mine.
42:59Yee-haw!
43:00Yee-haw!
43:01Yee-haw!
43:02Yee-haw!
43:03Yee-haw!
43:12They're headed for town.
43:13Now, come in the other side.
43:30Yee-haw!
43:31Yee-haw!
43:36Hey, did you see that?
43:37See what?
43:38The bait shop.
43:39Having a sale on worms and crickets.
43:41Well, if you don't sell them now, he's gonna have to feed them all winter.
43:45You're good.
43:46You're good.
43:47Three, two, one.
43:48Two, one!
43:51We all came out of the way!
43:52Yes!
43:53Yes!
43:54Looks like this.
43:55You're so different.
43:56What is your choice?
43:57You're so different.
43:59You're so different.
44:00You're so different.
44:01We'll have to constantly find little bit more.
44:03You're so different and you're moving.
44:04You're so different.
44:05It's a bit good.
44:06You're so different.
44:08We're so different.
44:09You're so different.
44:10We're so different.
47:41Well, the word got out and old Roscoe was re-elected, which meant the Dukes could still fight an enemy they knew.
47:47And Jill decided to hang around an extra week.
47:57Old Boss was really burned at Roscoe for taking all the credit for saving the orphanage.
48:02After all, they were his slot machines.
48:04So that's the legend of how Sheriff Roscoe helped save the orphanage and made Gamlin respectable in Hazard County.
48:13Of course, of course, he had a little help.
48:47I love you
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