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00:00on the dukes of hazard one quarter million dollars
00:04an old friend strikes it red
00:07a man don't wear no mink coat
00:09a man mink does
00:11quarter of a million dollars
00:14and guess who's in trouble again
00:16oh well another getaway
00:18hang on holly
00:19hold on higgins
00:30just a good old boy
00:36never meaning no harm
00:39beats all you've never saw
00:43been in trouble with the law
00:45since the day they was born
00:47straightening the curves
00:50flattening the hills
00:53someday the mountain might get them
00:58but the law never will
00:59making their way
01:03the only way they know how
01:06that's just a little bit more
01:11than the law will allow
01:12just a good old boy
01:15wouldn't change if they could
01:19fighting the system
01:23like a true modern day Robin Hood
01:25there's a saying down in Hazard
01:34that there are three things
01:35that folks can be certain of
01:36death
01:37taxes
01:38and Boeing Luke Duke
01:40being chased by Sheriff
01:41Rost O.P. Coltrane
01:43well I reckon that's more
01:44than some places got
01:45five minutes just five dang
01:49minutes late with that
01:50payment on those set of tires
01:51the boss hog won't take it
01:52you see Roscoe it ain't the money I care about
02:01it's that vehicle
02:02I mean if I can confiscate the tires off of that horse car
02:07then how much trouble will them Duke boys cause me
02:09riding around on their rims and bumpers
02:12even you look at you
02:14I'm honored
02:15I'm honored
02:45while Boston Roscoe was inspecting chickens
02:58Jesse was responding to a call for help
03:01where's Laurie
03:08John Henry look at you
03:15you just growed up and haired out
03:18outside of John Henry here
03:19you're the only man in the world
03:21I trust to tell me what to do
03:23I ain't gonna let no city slicker
03:25real estate developer
03:26bilk a poor widow lady
03:29and her kin out of
03:30their homestead
03:31besides
03:33we second cousins
03:35twice removed
03:36now you all just sit tight
03:40and I'll test his water
03:42I'm Jesse Duke
03:46from Upton Hazard
03:47Frank Baldwin
03:48property mergers of Atlanta
03:49here's my card
03:50what we intend to do sir
03:52is build a magnificent new housing development
03:54right here
03:55and we are prepared to pay more
03:57than a fair price
03:58let's just take it nice and slow
04:02mean what we say
04:05say what we mean
04:06now
04:07what's your proposition
04:09all the property
04:10250,000
04:13one quarter million dollars
04:16deal
04:17yep
04:25nothing throws old Jesse
04:26and next day
04:28at the Duke farm
04:29hey
04:30the comfort's just called
04:32they're gonna stop by
04:32and say howdy
04:33on their way to Savannah
04:34good
04:35you know
04:35it's gonna be interesting
04:36to see how that money's changed
04:37if I got my hands
04:38on that kind of money
04:39I'd sure be out
04:39mending a few fences
04:40well
04:41you might
04:42but not your comfort cousins
04:44I know them folks
04:45they's just plain
04:46down to earth people
04:47and I know Holly
04:48that money ain't gonna
04:50change them one bit
04:51you gonna stand there
05:04catching flies
05:05or you gonna give us
05:06a fitting howdy-do
05:07is that you?
05:10well now
05:11who'd you think
05:12was under all this
05:13perfume and fancy dust?
05:15the queen of Sheba?
05:18well it is you
05:20and there's Laurie
05:22and John Henry
05:24this is Lou
05:27this is Dave
05:29you're born in the house
05:33I got separate
05:34Holly
05:42Holly
05:43uh
05:43Holly
05:45fella in the soldier suit
05:48that's Iggins
05:50he's a servant man
05:51chauffeur and butler
05:53it's kind of a package deal
05:54I threw into the car rental
05:56well I knew a whole lot
05:58of highfalutin things
05:59come with these cars
06:01but a servant man
06:03and uh
06:05oh
06:05Jesse Duke
06:07it's just me
06:09see
06:10it's just me
06:12now come on
06:13let's go in
06:13I got some presents for you
06:15come on
06:16now while Miss Comfort
06:21was sharing her joy
06:22with the Dukes
06:23hanging outside
06:24the Hazard Bank
06:25was a face
06:25that only a mother
06:26could love
06:27you know
06:28there ain't no good
06:29gonna come of this
06:30yeah Russell
06:34there's the Duke farm
06:36up ahead
06:36well we looked
06:37every place else
06:38so I guess
06:38that that blasted
06:39orange car
06:40must be sitting
06:40there at home
06:41just waiting for it
06:41it's gotta be there
06:43and you got the
06:44search warrant
06:45and we can just
06:45bust in there
06:46and grab them
06:47tires right off
06:48of General Lee
06:48yeah
06:49and when we do
06:51I'm gonna throw
06:52the book
06:53at them Duke boys
06:53and I ain't
06:54leaving out one piece
06:55including a table
06:57of contents
06:58Cousin Holly
07:01these are the
07:02prettiest dresses
07:02I ever saw
07:03thank you
07:04I had the fashion
07:06lady at one of
07:07them boutiques
07:08pick them out
07:09for you
07:09say John Henry
07:11I think this here
07:12clock's broken
07:13it says a whole
07:14bunch of different
07:14times on it
07:15oh no no
07:15that's because
07:16it tells time
07:16all over the world
07:17so if somebody
07:18asks you what
07:18time it is here
07:19in China
07:19well you can
07:20just tell them
07:20right away
07:21I'll just tell
07:22them right away
07:22yeah
07:23Uncle Jesse
07:24now the card
07:25on the box
07:25said this is for you
07:26oh no
07:27that's gotta be
07:30for Daisy
07:30look ahead
07:31Daisy
07:31this gotta be
07:32for you
07:32it's 100%
07:34mink
07:35and it's
07:35for you
07:36Jesse
07:36oh no
07:37a man
07:38don't wear
07:39no mink
07:39coat
07:40a man
07:41mink does
07:42put it on
07:43nope
07:43now Holly
07:43come on
07:44try it on
07:45Holly
07:46oh you look
07:48so cute in there
07:49you look good
07:52Holly
07:52now listen dear
07:55this coat
07:57and all them
07:58presents
07:58we can't take
08:00this from you
08:00now you listen
08:01to me
08:02Jesse Duke
08:02it's the least
08:04we conference
08:05could do
08:05to repay you
08:06for negotiating
08:07our land deal
08:08call it your
08:09commission
08:10Holly that
08:12was done
08:13out of love
08:14kinfolks
08:15don't take
08:16commission
08:16from kinfolk
08:17we got the
08:27warrant
08:27and I got
08:28the will
08:28Roscoe
08:30check my
08:31eyesight
08:32for me
08:32will you
08:32is that a
08:34rose
08:34rush
08:35back there
08:36yeah
08:36that's what
08:37it is
08:38now
08:39what is a
08:40rose doing
08:41parked here
08:41at the Duke
08:42for
08:42I know
08:45I bet
08:46I know
08:46I bet
08:47them Duke
08:47boys traded
08:48that General
08:48Lee in
08:49on this
08:49new
08:49Rolls Royce
08:50Roscoe
08:51you know
08:51sometimes
08:52you act
08:53like a fool
08:53and sometimes
08:55you talk
08:55like a fool
08:56and sometimes
08:57you even
08:57look like a fool
08:58but don't get
09:00me wrong
09:00you are a fool
09:01the Duke
09:03boys have never
09:03swapped their
09:04orange clunker
09:05for new rules
09:05well no
09:06without you
09:07now get in the
09:08barn and find
09:08that there
09:08car of theirs
09:09and them tires
09:10and don't come
09:11back to you
09:12you fool
09:13don't you threaten
09:16me
09:16what did you say
09:16I heard every word
09:17of that
09:17no I was talking
09:18to the goat
09:18here
09:19it's a
09:19it's a mean
09:21I hate you
09:21I'll get the door
09:23sir
09:23my door
09:24and I'll get it
09:25it simply isn't
09:26done sir
09:27but
09:27ain't that sweet
09:29Jesse
09:29alright Duke
09:34I got me a search
09:35warrant here
09:36too
09:36who are you
09:38Higgins the
09:39butler sir
09:39may I ask
09:40who's calling
09:41butler
09:42well Mr. Butler
09:43I don't know
09:44what them
09:45Dukes have got
09:46you to try
09:46to pull
09:47but let me
09:47tell you
09:48it ain't
09:48gonna work
09:49I mean
09:51cool
09:51Jefferson Davis
09:53Hogg
09:53what makes
09:54you think
09:54that you
09:55can come
09:56barging
09:56into a man's
09:57home
09:57his castle
09:58when he's
09:59entertaining
09:59his kin
10:00he refused
10:01to be announced
10:01sir
10:02he did
10:03did he
10:03well then
10:04call the sheriff
10:05of these parts
10:06tell him we
10:06have a trespasser
10:07hold on there
10:08I'm here
10:09with a sheriff
10:10under my legal
10:11rush to collect
10:12the debt
10:12owed me
10:13by those two
10:14dead beats
10:15of yours
10:15in there
10:15now them
10:16boys tried
10:17to pay you
10:18and you
10:18refused the
10:19offer
10:20because it
10:21was overdue
10:22overdue
10:23I'll overdo you
10:24right up
10:25right now
10:26wait a minute
10:26calm down
10:27everybody
10:27John Henry
10:28honey bring me
10:28my purse
10:29okay mom
10:30if the man's
10:31got money
10:31owed him
10:32Holly
10:32we pay him
10:34now Holly
10:35here I've got it
10:36Holly
10:37here's a hundred
10:40bill
10:41it's the smallest
10:43I got so
10:44keep the chain
10:45now just a
10:46cotton picking
10:47minute
10:47you can't go
10:49around paying
10:50all the duke's
10:51bills simply
10:52because you
10:52come into a
10:53quarter of a
10:54million dollars
10:55a quarter of a
10:58million dollars
11:00friends and
11:03neighbors a
11:04quarter of a
11:04million anything
11:05is enough to
11:06set old boss's
11:06glands in orbit
11:07well now
11:12I sure don't
11:13want to cause
11:14any kind of
11:14family squabble
11:15here now
11:16I mean it's
11:17a real simple
11:18thing a small
11:19little matter
11:19I mean it
11:20don't count for
11:21nothing none
11:22so why don't
11:23we just forget
11:24all about it
11:24and you take
11:25back your money
11:26you see it
11:27with your own
11:27eyes folks
11:28boss giving
11:30back money
11:30I guess the
11:32next thing old
11:32Roscoe will be
11:33walking on water
11:34watch it you
11:35now that's real
11:45friendly of you
11:59Mr. Hogg
12:02ma'am
12:02Hogg
12:03J.D. Hogg
12:05ma'am
12:06J.D. Hogg
12:07Jefferson Davis
12:09Hogg
12:10ma'am
12:10Jefferson Davis
12:11Hogg
12:12at your service
12:14the only reason
12:15he's bowing is
12:16so he can see
12:16into your purse
12:17bitter
12:18Jesse Duke
12:19man does
12:20an honorable
12:20thing like
12:21Mr. Hogg
12:21hearing you
12:22go and say
12:22a nasty
12:23thing like
12:23that
12:23shame on
12:24you
12:25good news
12:27good news
12:29who are you
12:32good news
12:33boss
12:33listen
12:34I found it
12:35I found the
12:35General Lee
12:36in Jesse's
12:37garage
12:37you thought you had
12:38me fooled
12:38huh
12:39don't listen to him
12:41folks
12:41he's gonna
12:42blow him out
12:42of his mind
12:43always babbles
12:43like this
12:44just after
12:44full moon
12:45who are you
12:48nice to have
12:57met you
12:58ma'am
12:58oh
13:00with my
13:01compliments
13:02the search warrant
13:03you may dispose
13:09of the pieces
13:09my good ma'am
13:15first go off
13:17your butt
13:17let's go
13:18boss
13:19you know
13:20what I don't
13:20understand is
13:21I'm all ready
13:22to repossess
13:23those tires
13:23off the
13:23General Lee
13:24and you say
13:24forget it
13:25yeah that's
13:26because you
13:26don't see
13:27the big
13:27picture
13:28like I do
13:29oh
13:29is that
13:30why you
13:30married
13:30my sister
13:31no
13:32starting
13:33right now
13:34I'm going
13:35into the
13:36separating
13:37well
13:37separating
13:39what
13:39them new
13:41rich folks
13:41in there
13:42from a
13:42quarter
13:42million
13:43dollars
13:43you see
13:45they got
13:46great need
13:47of an
13:47investment
13:47advisor
13:48man
13:48okay
13:49and I
13:49got just
13:50the investment
13:50to advise
13:51them to put
13:51that money
13:52in
13:52namely
13:53that big
13:54old land
13:54I own
13:55downstate
13:56you know
13:57near the edge
13:57of the swamp
13:58it's a little
14:00further in
14:00than that
14:00yeah
14:01we'll get
14:03them a
14:04rowboat
14:04I'm terribly
14:07sorry
14:08miss
14:08Laurie
14:08it doesn't
14:09seem to
14:09be working
14:09whoa
14:10hold it
14:11there
14:11what's
14:12the problem
14:13I believe
14:13it exploded
14:14a packing
14:15sir
14:15I think
14:16he means
14:16it's blown
14:17a basket
14:18oh I think
14:19he means
14:20it's blown
14:20a gasket
14:20why don't I
14:21take a look
14:21at it
14:22yeah
14:22wait a minute
14:24I can look
14:24at it
14:24I know
14:24just about
14:25as much
14:25about cars
14:26as Luke
14:26does
14:26here
14:26let me
14:27have
14:27that
14:27it ain't
14:39American
14:39ain't that
14:40quick
14:40but being
14:42the best
14:42drivers around
14:43don't necessarily
14:43mean that they
14:44can do it all
14:45now sometimes
14:48they need a
14:49bonafide expert
14:50like the
14:51legendary
14:51Cooter Davenport
14:53you know
14:57something
14:57Holly
14:58tea
15:01and all
15:01the car
15:03you're getting
15:04awful uppity
15:05since you
15:06come into
15:06all this
15:07money
15:07what you
15:10planning to
15:11do with
15:11it
15:11well
15:13the first
15:14thing I done
15:15is get us
15:15some new
15:15digs
15:16put a
15:17fifty thousand
15:18dollar deposit
15:19on a new
15:19house
15:20twenty rooms
15:21and each
15:22one with
15:22its own
15:23indoor
15:24plumbing
15:24twenty
15:25the three
15:26of you
15:27don't need
15:27no twenty
15:28rooms
15:29it ain't
15:29just for
15:30us
15:30it's a
15:31rooming house
15:32I heard
15:32tell about
15:33in Savannah
15:34I always
15:36did want to
15:36get in the
15:37bed and
15:37boarding
15:37business
15:38John Henry
15:39is good
15:40with folks
15:40so he's
15:41going to
15:41help run
15:41the place
15:42but you
15:42don't know
15:43nothing about
15:43running a
15:44bed and
15:45boarding
15:45business
15:45well I
15:46didn't know
15:46nothing about
15:47farming
15:48neither
15:48till I
15:48done it
15:49well that's
15:51true
15:51besides
15:52these days
15:53this money
15:53don't go
15:54far
15:54unless you
15:54make it
15:55work for
15:55you
15:56it's also
15:57got to
15:57send John
15:58Henry to
15:58college
15:59and Laurie
16:00well she
16:01got her
16:02heart set
16:02on opening
16:03up her
16:03own little
16:04boutique shop
16:05in Savannah
16:05it sounds
16:06sounds to me
16:06like you
16:07got most
16:08of that
16:08quarter of
16:09million
16:09already
16:10spent
16:10yeah
16:11it sure
16:11do
16:12and this
16:13rooming house
16:14gonna take
16:14a lot of
16:15work on it
16:15it needs
16:16painting and
16:17furniture and
16:17stuff but
16:18it's gonna be
16:19worth it
16:20even if we
16:21gotta start
16:21from scratch
16:22again
16:23I want you
16:24to know
16:24that whenever
16:25you come
16:25to Savannah
16:26you got
16:27free bed
16:28and board
16:28for life
16:29Harley
16:34shoot
16:40fire
16:40and save
16:41box matches
16:41ma'am I see
16:43what your
16:43trouble is
16:43but you
16:44might have
16:44bigger trouble
16:45you in a
16:45hurry
16:45yeah
16:46you got
16:47bigger trouble
16:48well don't
16:48evade the
16:49issue
16:49what is it
16:50oh well
16:51you see
16:51we ain't
16:52got no
16:52foreign
16:53parts store
16:53here in
16:54Hazard
16:54as you
16:54might have
16:55noticed
16:55so I
16:55have to
16:56send up
16:56to a
16:56buddy
16:57of mine
16:57in
16:57Hotland
16:57and that
16:58takes
16:58two or
16:58three
16:58days
16:59well
16:59what
16:59you
16:59gonna
17:00do
17:00for
17:00a
17:00cartel
17:00in
17:01well
17:01if
17:02Laurie
17:02needs
17:02a ride
17:03around
17:03town
17:03I can
17:04over
17:04my
17:04half
17:04of
17:05the
17:05general
17:05you
17:05will
17:05besides
17:06Holly
17:06and
17:06John
17:07Henry
17:07need
17:07a
17:07car
17:07too
17:07don't
17:08they
17:08hey
17:08now
17:09y'all
17:09don't
17:09fight
17:10I
17:10just
17:10happen
17:11to
17:11have
17:11right
17:12over
17:12here
17:12this
17:12old
17:13government
17:13retread
17:14now
17:14I'll admit
17:15that
17:15the
17:15old
17:15gray
17:16sedan
17:16ain't
17:16what
17:17she
17:17used
17:17to
17:17be
17:17but
17:18it'll
17:18give
17:18a pinch
17:19nice
17:20yeah
17:21well
17:21you can't
17:25live in
17:25an ivory tower
17:26forever
17:26we'll
17:28take
17:28it
17:29oh
17:29Laura
17:30speaking of
17:30take
17:30here
17:30let me
17:31take
17:31that
17:31let us
17:32help
17:32I'll
17:32double neck
17:34we'll
17:34yeah
17:35cooter
17:35hey guys
17:36I gotta pick up
17:37a few things
17:37I'll be back
17:40before you can say
17:41Sugar Ray Robinson
17:42I gotta pick up
17:48a couple things
17:49myself
17:49me too
17:52yeah
17:52uh
17:52hey
18:22Excuse me, Pete. Somebody just swapped a gray lemon.
18:28Hey! Hey, wait! Hey, Miss!
18:30Don't stand out like you were in a car! Let's do something!
18:33Well, in what? Don't you remember they towed your car over here?
18:36What I don't understand is why anybody would run off in a piece of junk like that.
18:39Can't be worth more.
18:40A quarter of a million dollars!
18:43What?
18:43She said a quarter of a million dollars.
18:52She don't trust the banks, so she kept the money in the suitcase that we put in the trunk.
18:58You put the bag in the trunk.
19:00But he opened the trunk with the keys.
19:06While the money was getting away, the Dukes and Comforts held a council.
19:10What are we going to do, Mom?
19:12What can we do? It's good buying good ribbons to everything now.
19:16We ain't got no money. We ain't got a home no more to go back to, neither.
19:19Now, stop getting your feathers all ruffled. We'll make it something.
19:23Besides, we've been poor before.
19:26Being down ain't all so bad.
19:29See, it's sweet.
19:30Well, not when you're at the bottom of a lot of stairs. You've got to climb.
19:34Well, we're going to stand here and jaw about it all day. We're going to do something.
19:37Well, let's do something. Let's find it.
19:39That'd be like looking for a needle in a hayride.
19:42Well, maybe not.
19:43I mean, whoever stole that car don't know about the money in the trunk.
19:46Yet.
19:46What we ought to do is find that car before whoever took it discovers the money's there.
19:52Yeah, but we got one problem, Uncle Jesse, and that's that we don't know which way they're headed.
19:56Hey, wait a minute. When that gray car went out of hazard, it was heading towards Center City, wasn't it?
20:00That's right.
20:01There's one crossroad. Goes to Plattsboro one way, Pine Springs the other.
20:03What we ought to do is divide up into three groups.
20:08John Henry, you and Daisy go towards Plattsboro.
20:11All right. Me, Bo, and Laurie take off to Center City.
20:13Holly and me will go to Pine Springs.
20:15Okay. Come on. Let's get going.
20:18Wait, Casey.
20:21I'll beg your pardon, Master John, but I do have a roofing interest, you know.
20:25Well, sure. Hop in, Higgins.
20:26Thank you so much.
20:40Remember old ugly at the bank?
20:42Well, things in hazard are a-fixin' to get worse.
20:46Roscoe!
20:53Well, I'm sorry.
20:54This ought to ricochete off your little front door, Mary.
20:57Father, Sheriff, them comforts that's been robbed.
21:00What?
21:01I'm sorry.
21:03Oh, Enos, listen, don't panic, boss.
21:06All it is was a little gray sedan cooter loaned that little comfort girl.
21:10It's been swiped, that's all.
21:11Oh, little gray sedan.
21:12Is that all?
21:13No, sir, there's $250,000 in a suitcase in the back of that car.
21:18$250,000?
21:19That's their whole fortune of a dang penny.
21:22Well, you just don't stand there like they do something.
21:25Well, nobody asked me to help them.
21:27I ain't talking about helping them.
21:29I'm talking about helping me.
21:30Oh, I'd help you.
21:31I was going to invest all of their money.
21:32All my plans, they're going up with Smoog.
21:34Don't you remember?
21:35I was going to get them to invest in their swampland.
21:38Oh, swampland, which you own?
21:40Yeah.
21:41Well, it could be very valuable, you know.
21:45All them water rights.
21:46Yeah, it is underwater.
21:48Oh!
21:49You stop using your head for a head rack and get out an APB on that gray vehicle.
21:53Right.
21:53And you tell them when they find it not to stop it.
21:55But to tell us and nobody else where to say it.
21:58You got that, dipstick?
22:00Well, yes.
22:00We'll then do it.
22:01Now, you and me, we're going to go look for that vehicle all by ourselves.
22:05Oh, okay.
22:06Because if we find it first...
22:09Then we get the money.
22:10Uh-uh, uh-uh.
22:11Uh-uh.
22:12You get the money.
22:13Uh-uh, uh-uh.
22:14Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.
22:15I can't be getting it as if...
22:17Now, cool, cool.
22:18Come on.
22:18Ha-ha!
22:25Breaker, breakers.
22:26Here's a lot of sheep.
22:27Anybody out there with their ears on, come back.
22:29In no time at all, they were eyeballed at every asphalt alley in the county.
22:36Ollie, I know it's foolish to tell you this, but...
22:41I wish you wouldn't worry about this thing any more than you have to.
22:45Look at that car back.
22:47If it's in Hazard County, because them boys of mine know every good granny of this county.
22:52I always wanted to get me an education.
22:55I'm sure learning the hard way.
22:57Suppose...
22:59I mean, now, just suppose now.
23:02Suppose we don't get that money back?
23:05No, I...
23:06I ain't gonna think that way.
23:09There's too many plans I got for them kids of mine.
23:13I'm not gonna let them down, Jesse.
23:18I'm not gonna do it.
23:27How you doing, Ingrid?
23:29Very well.
23:30Suspending, madam.
23:31He means he's hanging in there.
23:33He's hanging in there.
23:37Daisy, here's Luke.
23:38Can you read me?
23:40Live and clear, Luke.
23:41What's going on?
23:42What's your 20?
23:43Just a few hairs past Bobcatop Bend.
23:46All right.
23:46We got a howdy from a pepper shake about three miles up on your eyeballing a gray sedan that dusted his britches strut this time.
23:53So keep pedaling with both feet.
23:54We're gone.
23:55We're down, we're gone, and bye-bye.
23:57You hear the match, huh, Henry?
23:59We're gonna put it to the floor and look some more.
24:00Woo!
24:03Hold on, Megan.
24:33That makes two flights in two days.
24:50Either boss is selling his seconds or these tires come with their own built-in nails.
24:55Here you go.
24:57Listen, Lori, there's a whole bunch of gray sea dunks in Hazard County, but don't you worry.
25:01We'll find the one with your money in it.
25:03What's the problem, Bo?
25:04What do you mean, what's the problem?
25:05What's it taking so long?
25:07Listen, Luke, if you've got some kind of complaint, you can just finish this up all by yourself.
25:11Hey, I did my part.
25:12What do you want?
25:12Hey, boys, boys, now you've just got to stop all this patty bickering and get your hormones all worked up.
25:17Now we've got a job to do, and there's only one way to settle it.
25:20What's that?
25:21I'll do it.
25:22Now look what you did.
25:23What do you mean, look what I did?
25:24I didn't do a thing.
25:25That's exactly it.
25:26You didn't do nothing.
25:27Now she's changing tires.
25:28Lori, back off.
25:29Changing tires ain't women's work here.
25:31Yeah, but necessity's the mother of intervention, ain't she?
25:34Breaker 1, Breaker 1.
25:45Might be crazy, but I ain't got this here as crazy.
25:48Cougar coming at you with the afternoon news.
25:50Hot flash.
25:51The entire hazard constabulary has just gone down to Old Walter's paint shop down there in Possum Holler.
25:57Film at 11.
25:58Back to you, buckaroo.
26:00Let's go get into this.
26:01Let's get out of here.
26:02Tighten your seat down, Lori.
26:15We're running heavy.
26:16All right, sneak the den around back.
26:33All right, now start him back up and wait right here for us, all right?
26:35You got it, kissing cuz.
26:35All right, now start him back up and wait right here for us, all right?
26:51Come on.
26:52Come on.
26:52Come on.
26:53Come on.
26:53Come on.
26:54Come on.
26:55Come on.
26:56Come on.
26:56Get out of here.
27:25I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I'm just following order.
27:47Well, Anderson, you don't understand.
27:48Hey, here's.
27:49Hey, Lou.
27:49How are you doing?
27:50Excuse me, buddy.
27:51How are you doing?
27:51All right.
27:52Listen, I was just telling Miss Gloria that I'm real sorry, but I'm just following order,
27:55so I got to rest, y'all.
27:57What else is new?
27:58Well, another getaway.
28:05Enos!
28:07Enos!
28:08Enos!
28:09Yes, sir, I'm sorry.
28:10Just don't stand that gawking at us like he was a couple of freaks.
28:12Y'all look like gingerbread men.
28:14Go after him, will you?
28:15Oh, yeah.
28:16Go after him.
28:17Not you.
28:17Not you.
28:18Not me.
28:19Is that the paint clogged up your brains or something?
28:20We still got to find the real great car with all the money in it.
28:23Your money?
28:24Oh, come on.
28:25Get in the car.
28:25Now, now, now.
28:26Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now.
28:27First, we're going to clean ourselves up out of this here red paint.
28:30Oh.
28:31Unless you want to be a sitting duck for the first bull you meet.
28:37Ooh.
28:37Ooh.
28:39That was smart, that.
28:40Yeah.
28:41Yeah.
28:42Ah!
28:44So, Bo and Luke were trying to find the great car with old Enos chasing them every turn
28:48of the wheel. Don't y'all wish your car could do that?
28:55Brinker, Brinker, any good buddies out there? This here's the lost sheep. We got Smokey
29:22and our back door ready to bust it in. Luke, this is Mr. Clean. What's your 20? We're just hooting a holler out of Wafer and heading towards center. Right at your front door, old buddy. Bring out Smokey and split the tread. Back at you, Mr. Clean. Good numbers around your house. You heard the man. Yes, sir.
29:52Brinker, Brinker, Mr. Clean. We're knocking at your back door. Come on. That follows. Bring it on through.
30:06Go to the blind, Mr. Clean. Catch you on the flip-flop.
30:08It's you.
30:35Daisy, be on the lookout for Smokies. You've got bear traps all over the place.
30:53I hear you ringing.
30:54Uncle Jesse, you read me?
30:58Uncle Jesse, got your ears on?
31:01Uncle Jesse, come back.
31:03It ain't the right one.
31:05Well, I know it ain't now, but we had to check it out, see as how it was just.
31:09Well, what does he want?
31:11You stay put, I'll find out.
31:18That's a taken-overest woman I ever did see.
31:22Ding-dang, those dukes played dirty, doggone it.
31:26Oh, hey, Miss Humphrey.
31:27Oh, I see something wrong, deputy.
31:31You seen Uncle Jesse around here?
31:32Oh, I did.
31:33He just went into the office down at the end of the yard.
31:37Well, thank you, ma'am.
31:38Appreciate it.
31:38Yeah.
31:44What does he want?
31:45Us.
31:46Let's go.
31:47Uncle Jesse, wait a minute, Uncle Jesse.
32:01Mr. Copper.
32:03We're in a jam and y'all are taking the time to paint the general.
32:06Hey, Bo, if the cops pick us up in this thing, we're going to have plenty of time in jail.
32:11We wouldn't be in this mess if you hadn't left the keys in that great sedan.
32:14What do you mean me?
32:15It wasn't my fault.
32:16It's Cooter's dang car.
32:17Hey, can we dispense with all the fuss and the feuding, or we're never going to find Mama's money.
32:22All right.
32:23All right.
32:27Now, Holly, I know you're going to get that money back, but, well, just in case you don't,
32:34I, I, uh, want you to know that you and the kids will have a roof over your head in three
32:41square days as long as I'm around.
32:46Never occurred to me otherwise, Jesse.
32:52Well, you better keep your eye on the road out there.
32:54That car's out there somewhere.
32:56Uncle Jesse, you got your ears on?
32:59Uncle Jesse, come back.
33:01Yeah, I got my ears on.
33:02You don't have to blast my eardrums.
33:05All right.
33:06We got a hot lead from a mobile mattress.
33:08It seems a guy just sold a dealer in Center City a gray sedan, just like the one we're looking for.
33:13Well, what are we waiting for?
33:16Roscoe, you hear that?
33:18Oh, you've got peanut butter in your ears.
33:20Center City, you say it.
33:21Come on.
33:22I'm gone.
33:32Well, there's a missing gray car, which has been sold as a used car and then bought again.
33:47And guess who bought it?
33:58Old Ugly at the bank.
34:00That little old bank in Hazard should be good for about 10 grand.
34:06Taking it will be a cinch.
34:09Now, friends and neighbors, only in Hazard County would a bank robber be hitting a bank for 10,000.
34:13And not know there's a quarter of a million in the trunk.
34:18And only the Duke boys would be chasing that car and not know it's filled with armed bank robbers.
34:24Sometimes I wonder how Jesse sleeps nights for worrying.
34:27Get out of the way, will you?
34:51I'm the law here.
34:53Which way did that great vehicle go?
34:55That-a-way?
34:55All right, let's go.
34:56Get out of the way, you inner-city idiot.
34:58Come on, now.
34:59Let's go, do-do.
35:00It's all moving, moving.
35:02We're here.
35:11Jesse.
35:11Daisy.
35:13This here's Luke.
35:14Is anybody out there?
35:20This is Higgins, sir.
35:22Miss Daisy and Master John are lunching at the moment.
35:25We're out here running ourselves ragged and they got time for champagne brunch, huh?
35:29No, sir.
35:30I believe the table d'ode consisted of bread, cheese, and beer, which they insisted upon being
35:35ice cold, if you can believe it.
35:37All right.
35:38Hightail a coom and tell them to put the chairs in a wagon and start shaking the trees back
35:41the hazard.
35:42I beg your pockets, huh?
35:44He means tell them to get their butts back into that Jeep and start searching the road
35:49to hazard.
35:50As far as we know, the money's still in the trunk and that car's headed your way.
35:54All right.
35:55Just pull up to the bank now.
35:57Just send me out.
35:59Well, where are you going?
36:00Thought I'd go get a chocolate mall.
36:02No, you're not.
36:02No.
36:03You're going to keep looking for that gray car.
36:04Oh.
36:05Because we ain't got the money yet.
36:06Oh, well.
36:06Now, meanwhile, I'm going into the bank and start working on that investment.
36:10Now, Holly, you got enough worry lines in that pretty face of yours without adding more.
36:35Chester, it's not much to smile about when your whole life and your children's future get
36:39stolen out from Monday.
36:41Oh, Holly, that ain't the case yet.
36:45Oh, I should have stayed on the farm.
36:49Lots of money brings nothing but trouble.
36:51You're always afraid you're going to lose it.
36:54If you don't, you don't know what to do with it.
36:57Well, you know what to do with it.
36:59I think that boarding and bedding place is a good idea.
37:03Educating Lori and John Henry, well, that's about the best thing I can think of to do with
37:09that money.
37:10But I should have put it in the bank.
37:13You should have put it in the bank.
37:15You said it.
37:16I didn't.
37:18But we'll get that money back.
37:21You just kind of have faith.
37:25Where are we all going when we don't?
37:28Well, now, I've been thinking of maybe turning that farm of mine into a boarding bed place.
37:37And you and the kids, why, you'd be my first customers.
37:42Oh, Jesse.
37:44And there you go.
37:50There's the kind of lines I like to see in that pretty face of yours.
38:01Stay right here.
38:02This won't take a minute.
38:03Well, there ain't no gray sedan here.
38:19It backfires from Cooter's garage.
38:21Call it a woman's intuition, but I say it came from the bank.
38:24I think you're right.
38:25Let's do it.
38:26Hey, you got my laundry.
38:36What do you want with me?
38:39It's a great call.
38:40Any color you want.
38:41Sweet.
38:41Yeah.
38:49Hey, there it is.
38:50The grease air.
38:51Oh, you're going to hit the...
38:52Easy.
38:53All right.
38:53Bring it down in all fours.
38:56Get him back down here, buddy.
39:01The bank guard didn't recognize the repainted General Lee
39:04and told Roscoe that there was two hold-up cars getting away.
39:08Oh, no.
39:09Enos, you dipstick, you're scuffling.
39:14Well, that's about par for hazard.
39:15Come on.
39:26Hey, boys, don't hurt me now.
39:33Huh?
39:33I mean, don't hurt me.
39:35Hey?
39:35Hey, look, you got all my money.
39:38Why don't you just let me go?
39:39Shut up.
39:40Yes.
39:41Big car following this.
39:48It ain't no police car.
39:52There's a couple of cop cars right behind him.
39:54That'sė, dude.
39:56Too much cars whoćć come from.
40:01Oh, yeah.
40:02Oh, yeah.
40:03Damn.
40:04Damn.
40:12Oh, my god.
40:13kiddos.
40:14No, okay.
40:14Oh.
40:14Oh, yeah.
40:15Dammit.
40:16Oh.
40:18Oh, yeah.
40:21I foundé»Ć³n.
40:22Ah!
40:24Ah!
40:26Ah!
40:28Ah!
40:30Ah!
40:32Ah!
40:38Ah!
40:40Ah!
40:42Ah!
40:44Enis, arm yourself!
40:46They're shooting at us.
40:48Yes, sir, Sheriff.
40:52Ah!
41:02Enis!
41:04Enis!
41:06You dipstick!
41:08You just took out my mirror!
41:10You're supposed to be on my side!
41:12I'm sorry, Sheriff, but you got in the dang dang way.
41:14I'm sorry.
41:16Give me that black belt back there.
41:18You don't fight him with bows and arrows?
41:20Yeah, give me that.
41:22Listen, Laurie, we run probation.
41:24We can't use no guns, remember?
41:26Listen, boys, then let's make a deal.
41:28I'll tell you where you can get your hands on 250,000 civilians
41:32if you just pull over and let me hop out right here, huh?
41:40Hold it steady, Bo.
41:42Hold it as steady as I can.
41:43Now, you be careful.
41:44This isn't a Sunday stroll, you know.
41:46I gotta get a shot at that back tire.
41:54Ah!
41:55Those aren't cops.
41:57They're Indians!
41:58All right, Luke!
41:59Woo!
42:00Dang!
42:01Come, let me get another one.
42:03Uh, Daisy?
42:04Uncle Jesse?
42:05Listen, we got that gray sedan heading towards the junction,
42:06but we're gonna need y'all's help.
42:07We got Roscoe breathing right down our neck, as usual.
42:08Huh?
42:09Give me some room, and I'll cut Roscoe off at the junction.
42:10Hang on, Holly.
42:11Uh, listen.
42:12Can y'all do me a favor to take Enos, too?
42:13I hate to do it, son.
42:14I hate to do it, son.
42:15You're gonna take the police.
42:16I'm gonna take the police.
42:17Uh, let's go, let's go.
42:18How's that?
42:19Oh, okay.
42:20Oh, well, we're gonna take the police.
42:21We're gonna take the police.
42:22You're gonna take the police.
42:23Uh, we're gonna take a police.
42:24Listen, we're gonna take the police.
42:25Oh, wait.
42:26We got that gray sedan heading towards the junction,
42:28but we're gonna need y'all's help.
42:29We got Roscoe breathing right down our neck, as usual.
42:31Huh?
42:32Give me some room,
42:33and I'll cut Roscoe off at the junction.
42:34Hang on, Holly.
42:36It's Enos.
42:37Uh, listen, could y'all do me a favor and take Enos, too?
42:40I hate to do it to them, but we'll take Enos.
42:45Well, I can't.
42:46I know with you wandering all over the road.
42:48I'm keeping it as steady as I can.
42:51Listen, we're the shooting horn, now the shooting E.
42:53It's not the other way around.
43:05Come on, hold her. Hold her out of course, will you?
43:26Let's give you one more shot.
43:32All right.
43:33All right, Luke.
43:35Throw me the money.
43:40Head for those woods.
43:41Over there. Come on.
44:00Let's go.
44:02Let's say we do this lazy way.
44:04All right.
44:05Shall we, Higgins?
44:21After you.
44:27Hey, hey.
44:27What are you doing?
44:29No, no, no, no.
44:31No, no, no.
44:31Don't take this.
44:33Oh, look.
44:33Look.
44:34I'll tell you what.
44:35I'm going to invest.
44:35I'm going to invest it for you.
44:37I'm going to put this money in at 35%.
44:40You want to get a job Dan.
44:41You want to make a job?
44:41Come on.
44:43I want to invest it.
44:45Well, the conference got their money back.
44:47Bo and Luke collected that reward money for catching them crooks.
45:09They spent it putting the general back in shape.
45:12The only loser seemed to be Jesse.
45:17Hi, Bo. I'm gonna miss you.
45:20I sure do hate to see you go, Holly, but I know you gotta do what you gotta do, Holly.
45:26Like I told you, I've got plenty of room for you down Savannah Way.
45:32Anytime you want a roof over your head, you got it.
45:41Jesse, Duke, don't take too long.
45:47Bye.
45:48Bye.
45:55Ain't they forgetting something?
45:59Get out of here.
46:01Higgins?
46:03Higgins, what are you doing here with a goat?
46:04Yeah, Miss Holly left me to take care of your family, you see.
46:08Oh, no way. No way.
46:10And that's the legend of how the Dukes saved the Comfort, foiled a robbery, and lost a butler all in one day, which ain't unusual in Hazzard County.
46:42guitar solo
47:12guitar solo
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