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00:01Whilst Jesse get into a grudge race, who's the greatest moon runner of all time?
00:06I don't see no problem with you winning that race.
00:08Car against car.
00:11Don't do it.
00:17I don't give a hang about Phil, please.
00:21Those dirty side wanders.
00:30Just a good old boy.
00:38Never meaning no harm.
00:42Beats all you never saw.
00:44Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.
00:49Straightening the curves.
00:52Flatening the hills.
00:56Someday the mountain might get them, but the law never will.
01:01Making their way, the only way they know how.
01:09That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.
01:14Just a good old boy.
01:17They wouldn't change if they could.
01:22Fighting the system like a two modern day Robin Hood.
01:26Yee-haw!
01:27All right.
01:30Look at that.
01:33My goodness.
01:34Oh-ho!
01:36Welcome folks to the annual Ridge Runners Reunion.
01:41reunion for 32 years now these old-time moonshiners and their loved ones have been getting together
01:47from all over the country to eat and drink tell lies and drink and make merry as they wistfully
01:53recall those days of shining roses who is that dude that there is now chief batchley from grand
02:06county kind of cute oh uncle jesse are you cute
02:20ain't a revenue or alive who could have caught jesse in the black pillie
02:38yes yeah here comes jd hoggan the gray ghost
02:50yeah right one when he tried to rain off the road them revenuers they never did have no respect for
02:55the polish on a man of course you sure did have a nice big mop of hair once yeah okay
03:04what's this now he's going right in now
03:10oh
03:20i tell you boss sure did drive a mean car back then wonder why i don't drive anymore
03:26well that's easy you can't fit behind a wheel no more
03:30you kids shouldn't talk about your elders that way
03:33where's that where's that where is that was that open up it's up to the other one
03:37i don't know
03:38i don't know oh
03:38uh-oh
03:40uh-oh
03:40uh-oh
03:42uh-oh
03:42uh-oh
03:44you wantin to boo the law that's that's the law
03:47okay that man was real nasty yeah he was and is that there is sheriff emmett spiked loomis who had
03:57to be counted spike why'd they call him that watch
04:01what's he doing he sure was hard on anybody he caught run and shine and we wasn't even running
04:19sharks jd and me was just going fishing just fishing that's all that's his idea of a warning
04:33hey hold it now now folks i think that we owe abel over here a real nice thank you for furnishing us
04:40with this x-rated movie that we've just seen
04:43how'd you get that movie abel just because i'm a retired revenue don't mean i still ain't got some
04:52friends in the department
05:02i'll tell you right there was proof that our uncle jesse is the best moonshine runner in the whole world
05:07well i wouldn't say that oh no neither would i the boss here now he can run a roadblock better
05:13than any ridge runner he told me so himself did you boss yeah yeah wait a minute maybe y'all
05:19weren't watching the same movie that we just saw but uh from what i saw boss here couldn't even
05:24hardly keep up with my uncle jesse take it easy bo well i'm just telling the truth luke everybody
05:28in this whole room knows that our uncle jesse is the best moonshine runner in the whole world
05:32don't they that's right yeah roscoe you're gonna take that no uh bo what hush
05:45we just come here to have a good time and talk and eat popcorn not to argue just the same jesse i think
05:51you'll have to admit deep down won't you that when it came to both of us running shine you spend most
05:57of your time smelling my smoke and eating my dust smelling your the only smoke of yours i smelled was
06:05when you stop and get them barbecued boar ribs every ten miles and you know to this day every time you
06:12clear your throat it's my dust that's in there is that a fact that's a fact well let me tell you i was
06:18ahead of you every time you were only ahead of me when we was going to lunch and if i was driving
06:23again if you were still driving i'd be ahead of you all right according to the bylaws of the old
06:36time ridge run association there ain't but one way to prove who's still the best driver now is there
06:43uncle jesse don't do it jesse please count ten you got it me against you car against car three
06:50days from today through hatchaby county hatchaby county hatchaby county sheriff spike loomer's
06:56territory right through hard labor creek cousin you just started world war three all right done done
07:06hold your spit gentlemen uh now listen uh i don't want to be a party pooper but shut up uh boss you
07:12can't race cars in hazard county against the law but the lord don't know about it won't hurt but i am
07:17the law and i do know about it no you don't because you ain't here to know about it well i'm standing
07:21right here no you're not just somewhere else you're in your office i ain't in the office just like you
07:25ain't here well if i ain't in the office and i ain't here where am i out of a job if you don't
07:29but in your mouth i understand that uh uh boss what are the people in hazard county gonna say nothing
07:36because we're gonna keep this big race a little secret just amongst ourselves agreed agreed
07:51but when it came to keeping a secret about the final run between jesse and boss hogg
07:56one feller secretly told two those two secretly told four and four secretly told eight and so on
08:03till somebody finally decided to keep the secret and tell nobody else which kind of cut down on the
08:08attendance now if you're wondering why the mention of hatchaby county tends to stir people up a bit
08:18let me introduce you folks to sheriff emmett spike loomis a man who has no use for moonshatters
08:25and has his own peculiar way of showing it this ridge run a heap of trash belong to you boy
08:31well i don't know more
08:47unfortunately old spike has mellowed out with the years
08:56you and your big mouth oh i suppose now you're gonna try to tell me it's all my fault he's
09:01supposed right unless you can get him out of this thing you got him into i got him into well i guess
09:06what's done is done can't be done that's for sure it's about time you two saw the light you should know
09:11by now that jesse duke never backs down from a challenge especially one from jd hogg now why don't
09:19the two of you quit john and get back to work yes sir yep yes sir with the moonshine run just two days
09:26away jesse and boss agreed to meet on neutral ground with their seconds now the only neutral
09:31ground jesse would agree to was cooter's garage all right y'all let's agree the race is gonna start
09:38here in front of the boar's nest at high noon now this here race is a big circle with one invasion
09:43into choctaw county sheriff loomis's territory you go out here on highway 104 through calico junction past
09:50hard labor creek then you go through hatchy peak and then there's a final run back to the boar's nest
09:57and may the best man win he will good luck uncle jesse thanks scooter are you too sure you want to
10:04go through with this i mean it's been a long time between runs for both of you luke running whiskeys like
10:11riding a bicycle or making love once you learn you never forget the boss is the best and we aim to prove
10:16it all right y'all there's one more thing that's the cargo it'll be the usual 10 gallons of shine now
10:22just a minute the dukes don't run no real shine we made a deal with the us of a federal government
10:29and we don't renege besides i don't want to jeopardize these boys probation so we carry water 10 jugs of
10:36water is that agreed all right agreed let's go rosco after all these years of being chauffeured around
10:44i gotta get the rust out of these driving hands there ain't no rust in those little fat things
10:51that ain't rust that's fat
10:57i sure wished i had my old runner for this race black philia called she could smell out a revenue
11:04her long before i could yeah they don't make cars with noses like that no more yeah sure do uncle jesse
11:13go beyond it she's yours if you want her well that's very nice of you cooter but i don't know
11:20now uh cooter this thing don't look like much of nothing to me yeah i seem better looking car than
11:26the junkyard but it is my favorite running color black and y'all ought not to judge a car by its hood
11:34at least why it's not until you look unfair well look at that y'all gentlemen's was saying cooter i'm
11:44i'm obliged i'll take it yes sir i'll run it i'll i'll call her black tilly the second
11:53gosh uncle jesse i don't see no problem with you winning that race not with this thing
11:58unless maybe boss decides to run an unfair race now i know that jd hogg is a low-down dirty skunk
12:04but underneath that stripe running down his back beats the heart of an old moonshiner roscoe
12:11there's a member in good standing of the old-time ridge runners association i've given my word of
12:17honor that never would i violate our code of fair play toward a fellow moonshiner but you don't give a
12:24hang about fair play i don't give a hang about fair play i gotta win i gotta win this moonshine run
12:31against jesse no matter what i gotta do no matter how crooked how rotten how deceitful deceitful yeah
12:43that's a good way yeah you're learning now i tried well here's what you gotta do
12:54so that night boss had roscoe pay a little social visit to jesse's car
13:05and give her a little something to make her run to boss's satisfaction
13:08you know a man who'd fool with another man's car just ain't got no class at all
13:29ain't it funny how the most mature man can be turned into a little boy
13:32it if you give him the right toy
13:50cooter i ain't sure what it is you did to that car but whatever it is you're a genius
13:55yeah and i've always been known for my good looks
14:05it was a priest on a pony i thought that stuff was guaranteed to work
14:21i thought jesse got more moves with that thing than a rabbit with a bobcat on his tail
14:31and somebody's trained you good
14:48oh it's quitting yeah it's quitting time
14:52i love it i love it
14:54she was going good and then all of a sudden she started coughing and sputtering and died
15:04i think it's got the vapors what do you suppose is wrong with it i don't know
15:08poor old thing i don't know whether to bury it or fix it fix it i thought you'd say that soon yesterday
15:15now there ain't no question that boss hog was figuring to win this shine run using all his
15:29resources of lying stealing or cheating but that didn't stop him from practicing some honest driving
15:35because these old boys was having the time of their lives
15:56did you see that you know me and the gray ghost junior are still the best
16:01you and your catnaps you missed it all ain't it wake up
16:08hey this car gets scared my dog
16:20hey boss guess what i know what you failed your entrance exam for the cuckoo's nest
16:28but they're taking you away just the same no no it worked boss it really worked oh there
16:37speaking of work enos uh who's guarding those prisoners back at the jail house
16:40chef we ain't got no prisoners well then go get some you dipstick now scoot yes sir
16:46all right all right now tell me how's jesse's car feeling these days
16:52sick sick sick
16:52i tell you boss ain't no way jesse's car's gonna beat you in that shine ray
16:59roscoe ah you made up for everything
17:02i'm right proud of you well i appreciate it appreciate it yeah i wouldn't be surprised
17:07if there'd be a little something for you in your pay envelope next time oh oh you mean a raise boss no
17:12last month's back pay oh well this is the last time we're gonna take uncle jesse's word about
17:22the boss having any code ethics we're gonna tell him about this nope but the next time this buggy
17:28leaves your sight it's gonna be from the starting line you got that my sight why my sight because
17:34no matter what you say it was you and your flapping jaw that got jesse into this mess
17:38luke you just don't quit do you you keep typing about this thing man i'll tell y'all
17:42whoever boss hall got the sabotage out their gas tank could have used good clean branch water
17:48i mean that tank was a mess well you can count on it when boss plays dirty don't look for nothing clean
17:53tell it like it is what's the verdict uncle jesse somebody has a fuel pump uncle jesse there's
17:58some dirt in the fuel pump oh well she didn't die of the vapors after all she's gonna live yeah you
18:03bet yes sir good as new roscoe you know i was thinking i could save miles on this race by going
18:18through miller's swamp now it looks like jesse's car's gonna get bogged down 40 stars you get that
18:27joke swamp bogged boss what's a five-letter word for dunce r-o-s-c-o oh that fits
18:43everybody everybody your toast a toast to the final moonshine run between jesse
18:48duke and boss jd hogg and i am laying even money on jesse duke to win and he takes
18:57ten dollars on boss hogg right and i got another ten it says the same thing
19:03you're on only let's make it 20. all my tip money on uncle jesse yeah but there's only 10 there
19:09daisy where's the other tip just as soon as you tip me the other ten homer you got it
19:13well before you knew it everybody was betting everything they had
19:16that wasn't nailed down on either jesse and black tilly or boston the gray ghost
19:20one fella even bet on both of them he wants to be the first guy in hazard county to break even hey
19:26hey look who's coming down the road just tearing up the seamen
19:40what the deuce is going on out there
19:51well now just stick your foot in the bone let them see what jelly can really do
20:11okay
20:27frosco next time you sabotage a car make sure it's mine that way it'll run forever well what i should have
20:36done boss is put sugar in that gas tank instead of water not if you use the water on your brain
20:42if it's thick enough to clog your head just think of what it would have done to jesse's car
20:47well boss it looks like you're just gonna have to make that moonshine run fair and square
20:53easy does it roscoe to me fair square fighting words oh let me think let me think
20:59now then this moonshine run may be just the way for us to get rid of them dukes once and for all
21:09boss i can see those little wheels spinning in that back little head how
21:16well both jesse and me agreed to carry jugs of water instead of real shine now didn't we
21:22you're rolling you're rolling well so what we're gonna do is we replace the water with the moonshine
21:30with the moonshine that's fair and then jesse's gonna get himself caught with the shine which will
21:36break his treaty with you as government oh and then we could put them duke boys in jail yeah once and for
21:41all how we gonna make sure that jesse is caught with that shine in his car though with this watch
21:52that's a big county sheriff station let me talk to sheriff emmett loomis please spike loomis
22:12hello hello who's that sheriff emmett loomis here state your business
22:18sheriff i'm a concerned citizen from open hazard county who should like to remain anonymous
22:26i'm a busy man you have one minute what do you want well when i heard about this moonshine run which
22:33is going to go right through your territory moonshine where tomorrow sir who i think the name is
22:42is jesse duke jesse duke jesse duke you've heard of him oh how convenient he'll be in a black coop
22:51you will catch him i hope because you see sir i just deplore the use of alcohol bye
23:00now we've all seen boss pull some pretty underhanded dirty tricks but turning anybody
23:17over to the likes of sheriff spike loomis well that just about takes a cake
23:21it's been quite a while since jesse had run from the law so he figured it wouldn't do no harm to take
23:30a trial run just to get his feet wet again
23:44i thought you boys was going to give me some competition and can't treat
24:14it's all right
24:19don't you sit here catch him all right too late boys
24:24i'll see you back tomorrow somebody ought to take that old man's license away from him
24:29i'll tell you boys you've got all the angles covered with other dirty angles
24:35but don't you think using my patrol car is a little bit obvious i mean that's going to stick
24:39out like a june bug floating in a bucket of buttermilk roscoe didn't you listen to what i told you
24:43you ain't going to use a patrol car when you run interference for me in that race ninny
24:49don't you go wearing that uniform neither oh i get to put on some civilian clothes and travel
24:53incognito roscoe you foul up my interference and so help me this time come next thursday you're
25:01going to travel incognito is the night rental car the night rental car that shorty's all night
25:06rip shack and shorty's all night rip shack and pool hall on mud river road on swamp road they moved
25:11well look roscoe's gonna run decoy for boss when he and jesse make the run
25:24well that figures it's against all the ground rules i wouldn't be boss if you followed the rules
25:28and that ain't all roscoe isn't gonna be in his uniform and he ain't gonna be driving his patrol car
25:33well i guess we're just gonna have to interfere with roscoe's interference and make sure jesse
25:37ain't interfered with you sure got away with words cousin hey fellas don't you think we ought to
25:40tell uncle jesse about this jesse wants to run this race fair and square and we're going to see that
25:44he does it there ain't no use in worrying him about something we can handle right right all right let's
25:50let's go hey here comes jesse
26:09hey here comes jd
26:20all right now folks now just to be sure that jesse here and the boss are both carrying the required
26:4110 jugs of shine that's water sam now deputy enos straight is going to inspect both vehicles
26:50the
26:54to be sure
26:56or you don't cheat on your income tax do you no well then you're the only one for the job
27:01Come on, Enos.
27:16I've got ten. Fair and square.
27:18Are you sure, Enos?
27:20Yes, sir. I counted 20 jugs and divided by two.
27:24All right, J.D., let's get at it.
27:26Say, you know, we can't take off this run without us, all of us here,
27:32having our traditional Ridge Runner's round of drinks.
27:38All right, everybody. Drinks are unboxed.
27:41Wait a minute. Thank you, J.D.
27:56All right, you gift sticks. Get that shine out of there and get it in Jesse's car.
28:13Good.
28:14Uh, Roscoe, we've been thinking. It just don't seem right us pulling a dirty trick like that on Jesse.
28:19Right. We just don't like it, that's all.
28:21No. You don't like it, huh?
28:23Well, tell me when you stop not liking it and start loving it.
28:27Good, good. Huh?
28:29Uh-uh. Here.
28:32That's it. Now you love it. We love it just fine.
28:34Let's get it.
28:36No, I'm gonna get it.
28:38Hey, y'all. To the final run.
28:40To the final run!
28:44Hurry up.
28:45That'll be $22, boss.
28:50Put it on my table.
28:51But, uh, boss, you ain't got no tabs. You own this place.
28:55You're right. Put it on Roscoe's table.
28:58And if he ain't got one, make one.
29:07Well, let's get this race on the road, J.D.
29:09Uh, hold your horses, Jesse. I ain't finished yet.
29:12Well, in that case, I'll have nothing, see?
29:20Then again, Jesse, quit stalling and let's get rolling!
29:28I don't much care for that giggle of Roscoe's.
29:31Oh, it sounds about like usual to me.
29:34Just stupid.
29:35Bring a gin around back. I'll meet you there after the run starts.
29:42Don't run over me now. Come on!
29:52Mr. Hogg, get back some, Mr. Hogg.
29:55Come on, son, Mr. Jesse.
29:56Come on, Mr. Hogg, be ready!
29:58Stay close on the CV.
30:28Sheriff Loomis, proceed.
30:30Sheriff, this is anonymous caller.
30:32Oh, you again?
30:33Oh, no, no.
30:34This is anonymous caller of the second part.
30:37That was anonymous caller of the first part,
30:39although we are close anonymous friends.
30:42Get on with it.
30:43Well, listen, this is just an anonymous reminder
30:46to let you know that Jesse Duke has just started
30:49his moonshine run through your county.
30:51He did, did he?
30:52And he'll be driving a black coupe.
30:58That man ought to have himself put away.
31:05That man ought to have himself put away.
31:09My uncle Jesse's doing.
31:11Probably just fine, as long as we can keep Roscoe
31:13from doing whatever it is he's up to.
31:15I don't know.
31:16I don't know.
31:17I don't know.
31:18I don't know.
31:19I don't know.
31:20I don't know.
31:21I don't know.
31:22That man ought to have himself put away.
31:24You're probably just fine, as long as we can keep Roscoe
31:26from doing whatever it is he's up to.
31:28You better lay back, Kirstie.
31:52There's Willis Bridge over here.
31:54Just room for one car at a time, and that's me!
31:56J.D., you better suck in that belly and give me some room, because I'm coming through with you!
32:03Now, friends and neighbors, there just ain't no way that two cars can get through Willis Bridge at one time,
32:08unless one of them went piggyback on the other.
32:13Looks like two coons diving for the same hole.
32:17I can't look.
32:26Let's go.
32:29We're here.
32:30We're here.
32:32We're here.
32:38Well, I guess Daisy was right about Roscoe helping boss with that barricade.
32:59Let's put a little salt on his tail.
33:02Ten-four.
33:08Yeah, I'll show you, Daisy.
33:23You just ride my swim stream, that's right.
33:27The use of old Uncle Jesse could keep his mind on driving if he knew that he was really carrying moonshine right into the jaws of the law.
33:36Steady, man.
33:37Eyes to the horizon.
33:39We're going to nail us a Ridge Runner.
33:44You know, even if Jesse wins, he still loses when he gets caught with that real shadow he switched in his car.
33:50Hey, here's to Roscoe and boss hog.
33:52I don't like them, but they sure do pay.
33:54Shoot you, yeah.
33:59That old Roscoe, he's paying all that money, he's paying all that money, he's paying all that money, he's paying all that money.
34:04Daisy.
34:05Those dudes over there done switched them jugs to shine.
34:10You better check.
34:11Water.
34:15Those dirty side wanders.
34:21Jesse gets caught with that shine, he, Bo, and Luke are all going to go to jail.
34:38What are we going to do, Cooter?
34:40Well, there ain't but one thing to do.
34:42Huh.
34:42Give me a hand getting these jugs in my truck, will you?
34:44I'll go.
34:45I'll go.
34:46I'll go.
34:47I'll go.
34:48I'll go.
34:49You think old boss would be satisfied just getting Jesse caught carrying shine.
35:10But oh, no.
35:17Your boss wanted to make sure he also won the race in his usual Roscoe helping, undermined method.
35:28We'd better get that thing out of there
35:37if Uncle Jesse sees it.
35:40Too late.
35:45That does it, Dan. Uncle Jesse's out of the race.
35:49Not if we can get him back on the right road.
35:51We're going to need that detour sign. Come on.
35:58Come on.
36:14This here is crazy, Cooter, coming at you.
36:16Anybody home on the hazard deck? Come on, Bo-Loop.
36:21Try it again, Cooter.
36:24Bo-Loop. Y'all there? Y'all read me? Come on.
36:29It must be out of range.
36:30Take that shortcut over there.
36:32Doesn't look like much of a shortcut to me.
36:34Well, it will be after you go there, won't it?
36:36Yeah, you got a point there.
36:42Woo-hoo!
36:43Woo-hoo!
36:44Let's go.
37:14Well, if Jesse still believes in science, he's back in his race.
37:26This whole country's just one dang detour.
37:33Let's go find Roscoe and see what he's up to.
37:35He's at it.
37:44He's at it.
38:14He's at it.
38:30Fifteen, twenty-two hours.
38:32Men still counting down.
38:34Be alert.
38:34Roscoe, Roscoe, you hear me?
38:43Roscoe, do something!
38:45Do something!
38:47I'm coming, I'm coming.
38:49So are we, you're asking?
38:50Roscoe, do something!
38:52Do something!
38:53It's over!
39:06When do you figure we ought to come back and get Roscoe out of that mess?
39:09Oh, I don't know.
39:10Give me a week or two to think about.
39:12Crazy cooter coming at you.
39:13Bold look, y'all hung in.
39:14Come on.
39:15Well, I'm clear, cooter.
39:16What's your 20?
39:17We're on a pine holler rope, Miss Daisy.
39:19Look, Uncle Jesse's carrying real shine of black pillie.
39:23You sure about that?
39:24Yeah, we're sure, sure can be.
39:25And I got the swish water jugs in the back of my truck and prove it.
39:29Roscoe.
39:31Just have to get Uncle Jesse out of that run.
39:33Four reaches Hatchepit County with that load of shine.
39:36He's gonna break his heart to lose that raced old boss hog.
39:39Maybe he won't hit it.
39:41Cooter, how soon can you meet us at the Badger Crossroads?
39:44Oh, we can meet you there in no time, good buddy.
39:47And I hope you're thinking what I'm thinking,
39:49because that's why I brought them jugs.
39:50Then let's do it.
39:51Burn rubber, bugger.
39:53Ah!
39:54Boys, you just hold everything right there.
39:58And that goes for you too, Cooter.
40:00Now, there ain't no way I'm gonna continue this thing
40:03with real moonshine in this race.
40:05If I get caught, two boys will be arrested.
40:08Do you want that?
40:09That's a pretty poor excuse for putting on a race.
40:12You couldn't win anyway, Jesse.
40:16Jesse, just hold on and hang in there a little while longer.
40:20Now, if what we got in mind don't work,
40:22I promise you you still have time to pull out of this thing.
40:24Duke's on.
40:25Give it up, Jesse.
40:26Give it up.
40:27Give it up.
40:30I'm just gonna hang on to your tail a little while, J.D.
40:34You better move it.
40:35Give it up.
40:40There!
40:41Yeah!
40:45Go!
40:45That look, old man!
40:51Eat!
40:52Eat!
40:52Yeah!
40:53That look, Mike!
40:54Woo!
40:55Get!
40:55Get!
40:56Come back!
40:56Get!
40:57Get!
40:58Hut!
40:58Get!
40:59Get!
40:59Lobby!
41:00Get!
41:01Get!
41:03You better!
41:04Get!
41:05All right, hold her there.
41:09Don't do it.
41:10Daisy, would you mind watching the storm for just a second?
41:35I'm going to take me a little fresh air.
41:38Okay, cooter.
41:40Excuse me, my lady.
42:09This ain't taking me.
42:10No.
42:11You're carrying nothing but water now, Jesse.
42:31Give him hell.
42:31I read you, Luke.
42:33All right, J.D., let's see who eats whose dust.
42:37I thought this was just a friendly race, Jesse.
42:42You just kicked that pedal to the metal, huh, Jesse?
42:46Hammer down, Uncle Jesse.
42:47You got him now.
42:48Both cars had to run to the Hatchipee County line and cross over into no man's land.
42:56And the first one to make it back to the boer's nest would be the winner.
42:59Now, if that sounds simple, then you've already forgot about Sheriff Spike Loomis.
43:04I can smell him.
43:05I can smell him.
43:10Any minute now, men.
43:11All right.
43:32Oh, my God.
43:33Out of my way! I've got to get back to the Barsnest to win this thing!
44:03Well, they both made it into Spike Loomis's No Man's Land. Now, the first one back to the Barsnest wins.
44:23You wait for me, Jesse Duke! Nobody just lies about me without me being there!
44:33Hey, somebody's coming!
44:47Huh?
44:49It's our condition!
44:51What?
44:53I'm not!
44:54Woo-hoo!
44:55He did nothin'!
44:57I got you now, Jesse Duke.
44:58That's right, Loomis. Arrest that ridge runner! He's been runnin' shine!
45:02Boss, Uncle Jesse ain't been runnin' no shine, all he's got in the trunk here is water!
45:08I got you now, Jesse Duke.
45:11That's right, Loomis. Arrest that ridge runner.
45:13He's been running shine.
45:15Boss, Uncle Jesse ain't been running no shine.
45:17All he's got in the trunk here is water.
45:19Water.
45:20That's right.
45:23Shine?
45:24Well, it was shine. I know it was.
45:26Because you had Roscoe put it there yourself.
45:27Yeah, because I had Roscoe put it there myself.
45:30J.D., not only have you blasphemed the ethics and code of honor of a ridge runner,
45:36you are crooked, rotten, and deceitful.
45:41Deceitful. Deceitful. That's what you are.
45:44I didn't say I put the shine in that car.
45:47No, it was that dumb do-do of a sheriff, Roscoe P. Coltrane.
45:52Arrest him.
45:53Roscoe, we left him stuck back there.
45:57He ain't stuck no more.
46:06And that's the legend of the final run.
46:17How Jesse Duke beat Boss Hawk
46:19and became the greatest moonshine runner
46:21that ever lived in Hazard County.
46:23My dad was just one of the most.
46:43He's still coming.
46:44He made a gift.
46:45He's still coming.
46:46He's also coming.
46:46They're coming, he's still coming.
46:47He's still coming, but I don't know how to pass.
46:49Oh, God, you do.
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