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Carpenter becomes the 73's Executive Officer, Parker the Laundry Officer. Parker fouls up, and McHale and the guys try to help, but Carpenter catches them.
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00:00Well, there's nothing else from conflict, sir,
00:08but our supply officer just reported that six parachutes are missing
00:10and the thieves are unknown.
00:12Well, they're not unknown to me.
00:14It's got to be McHale.
00:15McHale and his gang of pirates,
00:17they're the ones that keep me from being promoted.
00:19No, I agree, sir.
00:20I could only catch them with the goods.
00:22Just once if I could catch them with the goods.
00:25If I had somebody on the inside,
00:27if I had a...
00:28a spy.
00:30The knights are someone that you could really trust.
00:32Somebody who would come to me with the information.
00:37Somebody who's afraid of me.
00:40Somebody who's weak-kneed.
00:45Lily-liffed.
00:47Spineless jellyfish.
00:49Oh, yes, sir.
00:50But where could you ever find someone like that, sir?
00:52Oh, I wonder.
00:53Al Roy, you just got yourself a job.
00:56Yes, sir.
00:57You wouldn't send me there.
00:58Not over to McHale's Island, sir.
00:59Sir, you wouldn't do that to me.
01:00Al Roy, Al Roy.
01:02You do it for good old Captain Binghamton,
01:05who wants to be promoted to Admiral.
01:08Oh, do it.
01:09Because you're a good, a loyal officer.
01:12Oh, please, sir, no.
01:13Do it because it's good for the war effort.
01:16Oh, Captain, please, no.
01:17Do it because...
01:18That's an order.
01:19Yes, sir.
01:21That's an order.
01:23It's a better one.
01:24That's an order.
01:24Oh, yes.
01:25You are a good boy.
01:25I'm not looking for the war effort.
01:26Yeah.
01:26Yeah.
01:26Oh, you're a bad boy.
01:27Oh, I'm not looking for the war.
01:27Yeah.
01:28Oh, yeah.
02:28I'm just getting a few things together for a little business venture.
02:31Business venture?
02:32Looks to me like you're ready to open up a war surplus store in Tokyo.
02:37Hey, Fuji, what are you doing dressed up like that?
02:41I lose your sleep.
02:43Want to take a picture?
02:44Only a buck?
02:45Are you schlockmeisters out of your mind?
02:47You know that Binghamton is his gunning for us.
02:49And all he has to do is see us...
02:50Condition red.
02:51Condition red.
02:52I surrender.
02:53Fuji, how can you turn on us like this?
02:56Belay it.
02:56Well, what's up?
02:57Binghamton's coming.
02:58Binghamton?
02:59Oh, great.
03:00Come on.
03:00Stash this stuff.
03:01Come on.
03:01Shake it.
03:02Fuji, get out of here.
03:03Go on.
03:04Come on.
03:04Let's go.
03:05Let's go, you guys.
03:06Boy, what a game for a moment there.
03:07I thought...
03:07Well, get out there.
03:08Get out there and stop him.
03:09I don't care.
03:10Stole him.
03:10Anything.
03:11Anything.
03:11Come on.
03:12Let's go.
03:16Oh, you...
03:17Oh, sir.
03:19Guess what, Skip?
03:20He's here.
03:22Turn.
03:22What?
03:27Hi, Captain.
03:28Is there anything I can do for you, sir?
03:30Yes, you could join the Army.
03:33Do you know what you are?
03:35Yes, sir.
03:35I am an ensign in the United States Navy.
03:37You are a brainless, bumbling, bungling, boneheaded...
03:42Boom!
03:43Brainless, bumbling, boneheaded...
03:45Boy, you know, that's harder to say than Peter Piper Peck to pick a peck a peck a peck...
03:48Can you say that?
03:50Knock it off.
03:51I'm going to make this short and sweet.
03:54I am assigning Lieutenant Carpenter to you as your executive officer.
03:57What?
03:58But, Captain, you can't.
03:59Don't you tell me what I can and can't do, Commander.
04:02I give the orders around here.
04:04As of now, Carpenter is your new exec.
04:07You are transferred mainside.
04:10You're going to be the new base maintenance officer.
04:12Oh, my God.
04:13You can't do that.
04:14Now, listen.
04:15Knock it off.
04:16You tell me they can't lock it off.
04:18The subject is closed.
04:20Well, I'd like to open it again.
04:21I'd like to open it.
04:22Now, Captain, Captain, sir, you can't transfer him, Mr. Parker.
04:26Look, he's a great asset to our crew.
04:28Not only that, as a matter of fact, he's indispensable.
04:31Right, well, you remember the time we were on that boat, and I, uh...
04:34Right, right, right.
04:35I'm not saying anything.
04:36I hit the log.
04:37Well, it was the other time, but you were on the dock, and we, uh...
04:40Well, I went on a mission once, and I was pretty good.
04:44Any questions?
04:46All right, now start packing.
04:48Carpenter will take over as of now.
04:51Correct.
04:51And you men better be ready to shape up or ship out.
04:54Yes.
04:55Captain!
04:56Captain!
04:57Captain!
04:59Well, let's see now.
05:01Tight is to the right, loose is to the left, right?
05:04Uh, no, no.
05:06Uh, uh, loose is to the right, and tight is to...
05:08Oh, I wish I had my manual.
05:12Parker!
05:14What are you doing up there?
05:15What in the name of Halsey are you doing?
05:17Just carrying out my duty as a maintenance officer, sir.
05:19Uh, one faulty light, fixed, and accounted for, sir.
05:22Well, isn't that just pitchy?
05:24Now, you quit cluttering up my outer office, or I will fix one faulty ensign.
05:28Yes, sir.
05:29I think I do.
05:33Uh, I guess you're trying to get me with that thing.
05:36Get out of here!
05:36No, no, no!
05:37Yes, sir.
05:37Uh, your shot is my command, sir.
05:39Yes, sir.
05:39I guess, uh...
05:40You'll come over here.
05:45Get away from the head!
05:47Get the ladder out of here, Mr. Frank.
05:49Wait a minute.
05:50Get out of here!
05:52Oh!
05:52Get that thing off of me!
05:54Oh!
05:55Oh!
05:56Here we have your arms up.
05:57Oh!
05:58This way out of here.
06:01Get out of here!
06:03Oh!
06:08That does it!
06:09You're through.
06:09Through!
06:10Fire!
06:11Turn in your toolkits!
06:12Fire!
06:12Fire!
06:13Fire!
06:13Fire!
06:13Sir, I mean, after all, I...
06:15Fire!
06:15Fire!
06:16Fire!
06:16Fire!
06:16Oh, gee, sir.
06:17If you're sore about your hat, I mean, after all, I can fix that, sir.
06:20You know, these things happen.
06:21I mean, a lot of guys make mistakes on the base.
06:23There, sir.
06:24How's that?
06:26Stand deep.
06:27Now you're fired!
06:28Fire this maintenance officer?
06:29But, gee, sir, what am I going to do to earn my pay?
06:32What on your pay?
06:33There's only one thing left for you.
06:35It is the lowest, the simplest, the most menial task on this base.
06:38You report to the laundry immediately.
06:40The laundry?
06:41I signed up to be a fighting man.
06:43You report to the laundry.
06:44If you file up in the laundry, you'll be fighting, all right?
06:46You'll be fighting with a walrus off the illusions.
06:49Do you have any questions?
06:50Yes, sir.
06:51Did you have an unhappy childhood?
06:53You wouldn't believe my father.
06:55He's a...
06:55Oh, get out of here, you sir!
06:56Out, out, out, out, out!
06:58Well, I...
06:58I forgot to tell you, sir.
07:03I tightened the hinges on your door.
07:04I've just got to kill that man.
07:11Tomorrow morning, I'm going to sneak a hand grenade into his cornmeal mush.
07:18Pay up in here.
07:20Well, Carpenter, it's about time.
07:22Have you got the goods on McHale?
07:23Can I put him in the brig?
07:24Tell me, tell me, tell me.
07:25Well, there's nothing much to tell, sir.
07:28That is, not as of this moment, sir, not so far.
07:31Now, you listen to me, you numbskull.
07:34I've got Admiral Rafferty coming down here tomorrow
07:36to check my qualifications for promotion to Admiral.
07:39Now, you better have the goods on McHale by that time
07:41or don't you bother coming back here.
07:53Boy, Captain!
07:55Well, you open a door, you open a door, yes, sir!
07:59Very funny, McHale, very funny.
08:00That happens to be the work of that klutz parker.
08:03I tell you, the man is not to be believed.
08:05Well, now, isn't that a coincidence, sir?
08:08I came here to talk to you about Lieutenant Carpenter.
08:10I'll tell you what.
08:11What?
08:12How'd you like to make a fair trade, huh?
08:14Your klutz for my klutz.
08:15Negative, I'm assigning your klutz to the base laundry.
08:19The base laundry?
08:20Oh, come on, Captain.
08:21That's right, McHale, and he'd better not foul up in the laundry
08:24because if he does, I will personally hand him over
08:27to Admiral Rafferty for reassignment to another war.
08:29Out, out, out, out.
08:31Yes, sir.
08:33Boy, you...
08:35You sure got a big heart, Captain.
08:37Yes, sir, a big heart.
08:38A big heart.
08:52Hey, how's it going, Chuck?
08:53Oh, hi, Skip.
08:54Guess you heard about my new job.
08:55Yeah, that's a bum deal.
08:57Boy, that'd be up to the sure gun and force this trip.
08:59Well, don't worry.
09:00I'll get the job done.
09:01You know the old Parker know-how.
09:02Ah, you bet.
09:03Say, is there anything the boys and me can do to help?
09:06Oh, no.
09:06I get everything under control.
09:07Measure the soap.
09:08Check the thermostat.
09:09Tighten the boiler.
09:10Happy boiler's a tight boiler.
09:14Oh, boy, I guess tight was to the left, or to the right.
09:17Boy, that sounds terrible.
09:18What is that?
09:19Hey, he's got Mr. Parker with him.
09:36Oh, tell me we finally got some bundles back from Britain.
09:40Hey, Skip, what are you doing?
09:41What is that?
09:48Hey, what's this, Skip?
09:49Shh, where's Carpenter?
09:52Well, he's back in the supply shack.
09:53They're taking inventory.
09:54Good.
09:54We've got to get all this laundry on board without him seeing it.
09:56Well, what happened, Skip?
09:57Hey, what?
09:58Get with the wet wash.
09:59Mr. Parker wrecked the base laundry.
10:00Now, no more.
10:01Move.
10:01Oh, me.
10:02Hey, Gruber, you're back in the laundry business again.
10:05Great.
10:05Twenty cents a pound.
10:06Wet wash, thirty cents dried.
10:07Look, if Ledbottom finds out about Mr. Parker, he's going to be a dead ensign.
10:11So it's got to be free.
10:13F-R-E-E.
10:14Free.
10:14Now, you sure drive a hard bargain, but for Mr. Parker's sake, okay.
10:17Listen, how are we going to do that with old stupid-nosed Carpenter around?
10:20Yeah, how do we operate with him aboard?
10:21Never mind, never mind.
10:23Look, Chuck, you go on back to the main base, even fix up that laundry, will you?
10:27Yeah, don't worry, Skip.
10:27I got those valves all figured out now.
10:29Left is to the tight, uh, right is to the tight.
10:31Ah, second thought.
10:33Tinker, you better go with him.
10:34And don't let him touch anything, will you?
10:36Come on, let's get this stuff to work.
10:39All right, now, we'll have a little, uh, navigational problem.
10:47Set your course, one, six, zero degrees.
10:49One, six, zero degrees.
10:51Uh-huh.
10:52All ahead, two-thirds.
10:54All ahead, two-thirds it is, sir.
10:57Right.
10:57There we are.
10:58Well, this shouldn't be too...
10:59Keep your eyes on the compass!
11:01Don't you dare take your eyes off that compass, not for a second!
11:04You understand?
11:06That's an order!
11:07Yes!
11:12Okay, let's go.
11:14Brace yourself, men.
11:15Get ready for Operation Wet Wash!
11:17Careful with the suds.
11:30Not too much on the bleach, then.
11:31Good, good, good, good, good, good!
11:35Gotta do it, huh?
11:40Hey!
11:40Steady, as she goes!
11:50Steady!
11:55You need some more agitation, Groob.
11:57It's a heavy load.
11:58All right, copy, we'll try a little evasive drill.
12:07Now, there's an enemy, uh, torpedo approaching on a starboard bow.
12:10Uh, starboard, starboard.
12:11Uh, so it's...
12:12All ahead, full!
12:13All ahead, full!
12:15And...
12:15Hard right rudder!
12:16Hard right rudder!
12:18Hard left rudder!
12:19Hard left rudder!
12:20Right rudder!
12:21Right...
12:22Left rudder!
12:24Left rudder!
12:24Right rudder!
12:26What's the matter, I wonder if...
12:28Could you take over for a couple of minutes?
12:29Sure, sure!
12:31What's the matter, copy?
12:32I'm afraid I...
12:33I wonder if...
12:35Maybe I could go below for a couple of minutes.
12:37Oh!
12:38Sure!
12:38You want to lie down?
12:40But whatever you do, don't think of food, copy!
12:42Especially greasy pork chops!
12:44Grease?
12:45Or boiled squid!
12:46Woo-hoo!
12:47Woo-hoo!
12:56We couldn't fix the machine, so we had to bring something along!
12:59Chuck, Chuck, look, you gotta get out of here before a cop in a spot, you'll blow the
13:02whole...
13:03Hi, Carpy!
13:05What's going on?
13:05Ensign Parker, what are you doing over here?
13:07Ah, well, now, now, now, don't worry about Ensign Parker.
13:08I'll take care of that, copy.
13:10Now, now, listen.
13:11You better go lie down, because, you know, you've been feeling bad, and, uh, remember the
13:14greasy pork chops, right rudder?
13:16No, no, no, all of a sudden I feel fine, believe me.
13:19What's in there?
13:20Oh, uh, just a few little odds and ends, sir.
13:22Yeah, we're saving up for the Salvation Army.
13:23Yeah, well, then, ease off, copy.
13:26I'll take...
13:26I'll handle it.
13:27Oh, sure.
13:28Hey!
13:29Oh!
13:30Captain Binghamton's uniform, huh?
13:32Oh, so that's it.
13:33Stealing the base laundry, huh?
13:35Oh, the captain will be very interested to hear about this.
13:37Ah, copy, I told you you were sick, and I want you to lay down, and that's an order!
13:43As Captain Binghamton's representative, I have to make a phone call, Commander, and that's
13:47an order!
13:51Brother, what a mess!
13:52If he blabs the big up the neck, it's the end!
13:55Chuck, you gotta get in there and stall him.
13:58Don't let him make that phone call.
13:59Hurry up, go on!
14:00We gotta think of something.
14:02Psst!
14:02Skipper-san!
14:05Gruber, say, visit slow.
14:06Send more laundry.
14:07Send more laundry?
14:09Look, Fuji, will you get out of here?
14:11Come on, get out of that outfit!
14:13Hey, wait a minute!
14:14Samurai, come here!
14:15I just had a brainstorm.
14:17Come on, quick!
14:18Come on!
14:19Stand back, Ensign, stand back!
14:22Operator, operator!
14:23Well, it's about time.
14:24Would you get me Captain Binghamton's office, and please hurry!
14:26This is an emergency!
14:28Hello, operator.
14:29Give me Klondike 5-2369.
14:32That's in Chagrin Falls.
14:33Chagrin Falls?
14:34Why, you...
14:35Now, wait a minute.
14:36I'm calling my mother.
14:37I want to wish her a happy birthday.
14:38Will you give me that?
14:40I will not.
14:40You will so?
14:41I will not.
14:41Give me...
14:42I got it!
14:44Commander McHale, I demand that you make Ensign Parker.
14:46Give me that phone right away.
14:48All right.
14:49Okay, okay, Chuck.
14:50Go on.
14:50If he wants to sing to Binghamton, let him.
14:53Go on.
14:54Well, not until he sings happy birthday to my mother.
14:55All right, all right.
14:57Give me that.
14:57You don't...
14:58Don't give me that phone.
14:59Hello, operator.
15:00Operator.
15:01Do you have Captain Binghamton yet?
15:02Oper...
15:03Operator?
15:04Operator.
15:28But who?
15:30Maybe Japanese commando.
15:32Oh, no, you wouldn't find him.
15:35Banzai!
15:35That's your lover!
15:40It worked!
15:41Fuji, you ought to be back in Hollywood making those war movies.
15:44All right, let's throw the gap.
15:45Willie, Christie, help Fuji get Carpenter up into the hills
15:49and get back here on the double.
15:51Hello? Hello, Carpenter.
15:53Carpenter, this is your captain shouting.
15:55Hello.
15:56Captain, the lions from McHale's Island are dead.
15:59And, sir, Admiral Rafferty's here.
16:01Well, stall him. I don't have the evidence yet.
16:03Stall him.
16:04Hello?
16:06Hello?
16:07Hello, Captain.
16:08Well, it's about time, you chowderhead.
16:10Same as Rafferty. Admiral Rafferty.
16:14Hello there.
16:14I don't mind that nobody told me you were here, Admiral.
16:16Welcome aboard.
16:17Binghamton, you asked me to come here.
16:19I detoured my trip.
16:20You better have a good reason.
16:22Oh, I do, Admiral, I do.
16:23You see, the phone has gone dead, Admiral.
16:25I have my man, Carpenter, over on McHale's Island,
16:27and I was trying to get him to talk to me.
16:28You see, but the lions suddenly were cut,
16:30and that's probably what's happened to his throat, Admiral.
16:32That's it. That's it, Admiral.
16:34McHale has probably murdered Carpenter.
16:36Do you realize what you're saying?
16:38Oh, yes, Admiral.
16:38If you'll come with me to McHale's Island,
16:40I'll prove it to you, sir.
16:41If it isn't murder, at least it's kidnapping.
16:43Just come with me, sir.
16:44I'll show you the...
16:46The combat, Admiral.
16:48The things are always dropping.
16:51Oh, let me get the door, Admiral.
16:52Sometimes it can be a little bit tricky.
16:54You bring me here for a January white sale?
17:17What tarnation is going on here?
17:19Oh, Admiral, I know what this is, Admiral.
17:21This is some sort of a signal for the Japanese.
17:24You see here?
17:25The flap is down.
17:26That's probably a code.
17:27Now, I knew McHale was some sort of a spy.
17:29That's probably why he murdered Carpenter.
17:31Captain, you're making serious charges.
17:33Treason.
17:33Murder.
17:34If you can prove them...
17:35Oh, Admiral, I can prove them.
17:36I've got McHale and his traitors this time.
17:37Believe me, I can prove them.
17:39Oh, pardon me, Jack.
17:48Admiral, the stuff's almost dry in the fantail, Skip.
17:50Oh, good, good.
17:52Hey, Chuck, might as well head her in then, huh?
17:54Yeah.
17:54Boy, I hope that stuff on shore is dry.
17:56You know Admiral Rafferty's due here any time.
17:57Holy jumping Hannah!
17:59Hey, slow her down, Chuck, slow her down.
18:01Oh, have we got a welcoming party on the dock.
18:04Captain Binghamton, Admiral Rafferty.
18:05He must have come early.
18:06Oh, boy.
18:07Well, it's been nice knowing you guys.
18:08What a lousy break.
18:10How did we get out of this one, Skip?
18:11Yeah, now they're wired to the laundry bit.
18:13Yeah, and how about Fuji stuck with Carpenter?
18:15Fuji stuck...
18:16Hey, maybe that's it.
18:18Fuji, our ferocious commando.
18:20Sure, that could be our way out.
18:21Well, what do you mean, Skip?
18:22Well, when we had one commando raid,
18:24suppose we try for two.
18:26I still won't get it.
18:27Oh, but you will, boy, you will.
18:29All you have to do is furnish the war souvenirs.
18:38Oh, go away.
18:42Thank you, dog.
18:51Relax, am I right?
18:52It's us, the gypsy.
18:53Okay, let's go, man.
19:00McHale!
19:03Admiral, Captain.
19:04All right, McHale, you're under arrest.
19:05Yeah, they are, Admiral.
19:06You're murderers.
19:06You're traitors.
19:07Why, I don't know what you're sounding off about, Captain,
19:09but there's no time to talk, sir.
19:11Well, you had better talk.
19:12Look at that ship, Admiral.
19:12All decked out to signal Japanese.
19:14Now, what's the code?
19:15What?
19:15What?
19:15Talk, talk.
19:16Well, if you'll let me explain, sir.
19:18There is no explanation.
19:19How did you kill Carpenter?
19:21That's probably the murder weapon right there.
19:22Will you let the commander speak?
19:24What's this all about, McHale?
19:26Well, you see, sir, it's all Ensign Parker's idea, sir.
19:29He heard about this nip commando outfit in the area, see?
19:32Ensign Parker figured out that we hung this laundry all over the place
19:35while the nips would think it would be undefended.
19:38They would attack, and we would close in on them.
19:41Oh, that's the most ridiculous nonsense I've ever...
19:43Nip commandos, indeed.
19:45Hit the deck, sir, it's the nips.
19:47Okay, jeez.
19:48Parker's trick works, sir.
19:49He walked right into your trap.
19:51Oh, they're faking arrows.
19:52A lot of poppycock.
19:53I'll show you.
19:56Banzai!
19:57Hit their lead out!
19:59McHale, guard them off.
20:00Don't just lie there.
20:02Handle them, McHale.
20:03Oh, don't worry about a thing, sir.
20:05Ensign Parker has a counterattack all planned.
20:07Take over, Chuck.
20:09Right.
20:09All right, men, we're going over the top.
20:12Synchronize your watches.
20:12Five, four.
20:15Skip, I lost my watch.
20:16Can I use yours?
20:17Let's go, Chuck.
20:19All right, men, we're going to rough it.
20:20No watches.
20:21Guard!
20:22Let's go!
20:26Better keep your head down.
20:27Yankee dog!
20:38You done it!
20:39That's crazy, American!
20:41I'll take it!
20:43Come on, put some life into it.
20:45All right, men!
20:46Follow Mr. Parker!
20:47Guard!
20:48Look out!
20:48There's one in the tree!
20:49Look behind your back!
20:51I got him!
20:52Take that!
20:54Sayonara, Yankee fakes!
20:56American dog!
20:57Slender!
20:58Down with the dodos!
21:01So sorry, landsman.
21:05Look out!
21:09All right, then!
21:10Fix bayonets!
21:11We're going to charge!
21:12Hey, Groove!
21:12Where's those war souvenirs?
21:13Right back there, Skip.
21:14Watch with that bayonet!
21:17Anzai, Yankee!
21:18You die!
21:20This for the emperor!
21:21Oh, yeah?
21:21Take that!
21:22For the president!
21:23Get him on the left over there!
21:27Follow Mr. Parker!
21:29All right, men, forward!
21:33Go, folks!
21:35Charge!
21:36Watch out!
21:38Wait, wait, wait!
21:38Wait a minute, Skip!
21:39That's a $50 item on the open market.
21:4175 bucks worth sugar yaki stains.
21:43Stow it, Groove.
21:44Look, I want this place to look like the battlefield of all time.
21:47Now, come on, start this war.
21:48Go!
21:48Okay, men, send those steps to the big pagoda in the sky!
21:53Follow Mr. Parker, men!
21:55Fall!
21:56Get those little devils into the sea!
21:58What a battle!
22:15Congratulations, McHale.
22:16Your men were magnificent.
22:17Oh, well, thank you, sir.
22:19Oh, but Mr. Parker...
22:20Mr. Parker deserves all the credit.
22:22Yes, sir.
22:22He led all the way.
22:23Ah, nothing.
22:24Any other fighting man would have done the same, sir.
22:26Oh, this is the most nonsensical thing I've ever...
22:29How come there aren't any prisoners, McHale?
22:31Explain that.
22:32Come on, come on, come on.
22:33Oh, you...
22:34Sir, you know the nips.
22:36They take care of their own.
22:38I can't believe this dribble, Admiral.
22:40There are no nips here.
22:41I know they're tricks.
22:42Help!
22:43Help!
22:43Run for your lives!
22:44There are nips all over the place.
22:45Hundreds of them!
22:46Hundreds of them!
22:46Run!
22:47Run!
22:47Hundreds!
22:48Does that answer your question, Captain?
22:50Now, don't worry, Carpy.
22:52Mr. Parker has already taken care of all the nips.
22:54Hey, Carpy, you're out of uniform.
22:56Who is this lunatic?
22:58Why, sir, he's my executive officer.
23:01What I thought Mr. Parker was.
23:03That's right, sir.
23:04But, uh, see, Captain Binghamton thought that he'd be more valuable as the base laundry officer, sir.
23:10The Admiral will just let me explain.
23:12You expect a promotion and you can't even evaluate your own men.
23:16You will return this man to where he can serve his country best.
23:19On sea duty.
23:21Hey!
23:21Thank you, sir.
23:23Now, don't you worry, sir.
23:24Maybe I can take in a few shirts on the weekend.
23:26I'm not going to live till the weekend.
23:28I've had about all I'm going to take from you.
23:30Oh, sure.
23:31Wait, wait, wait.
23:32Excuse me, Captain.
23:34I'll take that, sir.
23:37I'll take that, too, sir.
23:39Spoils of war.
23:39Hey, Barrett, rub-a-dub-dub.
23:48There's plenty more of that came from.
23:50Sir, you've got to believe me.
23:51Those nips jumped down on me, and I've knocked it.
23:54Oh, hot wash.
23:55The gals put one over on us again.
23:56There aren't any nips within a hundred miles of here.
23:59Runs-eye!
24:01Sorry, pal.
24:03Captain, I understand you've got a new policy here.
24:07In by ten, out by three.
24:09No, we don't have any policy like that.
24:11Cinderella's got to do the laundry in a tub,
24:13because all the machines are broken.
24:15Well, broken?
24:16Well, I fixed them when I was laundry officer, sir.
24:17Well, look, they work perfectly.
24:18Thanks, don't work at all.
24:19Here, here, here.
24:20Put one of these in there.
24:21Here, go ahead.
24:22All you have to do is turn to the left, left, right.
24:25Oh.
24:25Well, uh...
24:26What's happening?
24:26Wait a minute.
24:28Wait a minute.
24:30Oh, wait a minute.
24:30Easy.
24:31Oh, wait a minute.
24:32Easy.
24:32Easy.
24:33Oh, hey, oh.
24:35Oh.
24:36Oh, boy, Captain.
24:38Happy war.
24:38Let's do this.
24:40Help.
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